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NARRATOR:
Even though I was the oldest,
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I never felt
like Drew's big brother.
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I'll take him.
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People expect a big brother
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to be better at everything.
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Dominique Wilkins
was the Human Highlight Film.
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And Gerald Wilkins
watched a lot of film.
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Bill Clinton was the President
of the United States.
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But Roger Clinton
needed a presidential pardon.
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But with me and Drew,
it seemed like no matter
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what we did,
he always came out on top.
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I'll take Drew.
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He was better at sports.
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He was better with girls.
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BOTH:
Hi, Drew.
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BOTH:
Hi, Drew.
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Hi, Chris.
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She's kind of cute.
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He looked older.
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Two forScarface.
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You can go.
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Your little brother's gonna
have to see something else.
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But I'm older
than him.
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You want to see a movie,
or don't you?
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I actually went
to seeMr. Momthat day.
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It was pretty good.
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But worst of all,
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he was a better big brother
than me.
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I'm gonna get
my big brother on you.
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Chris!
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Go get Drew!
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KID:
Uh-oh, no,
I wouldn't mess with...
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[***]
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* Aw, make it funky now
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[***]
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It was embarrassing.
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When they heard
Drew's name, they ran.
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And you were standing
right there?
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Just like I'm standing
right here.
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I've got to do something.
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I get the crap kicked
out of me here.
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Even my little sister
knows I can't fight.
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I'm gonna ask my mom
if I can take karate.
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Why don't you take
boxing lessons?
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Nah. If you tell people
you can box,
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then everyone wants
to fight.
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How come nobody messes
with your brother?
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Because he knows karate,
and if they mess with him,
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they think he might kill them.
That's perfect.
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If you learn karate,
you'll never have to fight.
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[SIGHS]
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All right, Tonya,
hold your ear.
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NARRATOR:
I imagine this is how it must
be before they hit the switch.
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Ow. You burned my finger!
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Well, if you'd be still,
that wouldn't happen.
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Why can't I just go
to the beauty shop like you?
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You got beauty shop money?
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No.
All right then. Be still.
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Your daddy barely wants to pay
to get my hair done.
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I know he's not gonna spend
the extra 10 dollars
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to get yours done, especially
when I can do it here at home.
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Hey, what's burning?
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My hair.
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[SIZZLING]
Ow!
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Tonya, stop
fidgeting so much.
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You're moving
like a squirrel.
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Sit still!
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Mom, can I sign up
for karate lessons?
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Why don't you just learn
from Drew?
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Why don't you just mind
your own business?
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Hey, enough, okay?
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Chris,
go ask your daddy.
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I can't be bothered
with this right now.
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Tonya, bend down,
so I can get the kitchen.
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Ow!
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Girl, I didn't
even touch you.
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Hey, man.
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What's going on?
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Dad, can I sign up
for karate class?
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Karate class?
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Why don't you just
learn from Drew?
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I want to learn
from a real teacher.
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Drew just does stuff
he sees in movies.
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Everything Drew knew
about karate,
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he got from the Masters
of Channel 9 Asian Invasion.
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Grand Master Lung Ti
and the immortal David Chung.
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What are you gonna do
with karate, anyway?
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Just in case someone messes
with Drew or Tonya,
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I'm gonna be able
to do something.
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My father knew
I couldn't fight,
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but he never said anything
about it.
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How much is it gonna cost?
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It's free.
Oh. All right, go ahead.
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For free, my father would
let me learn almost anything.
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What are you doing?
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Taking How to Knock Off
a Liquor Store lessons.
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How much does it cost?
It's free.
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Go ahead.
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Get on the floor, now!
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Don't hurt anybody.
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If I didn't want
to hurt anybody,
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I wouldn't be taking karate.
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Baby, you should have
listened to me.
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I told you to keep still.
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Hey, I'm headed to work.
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All right, baby.
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Baby, what happened?
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Mama burned me with
the hot comb again.
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Oh, let Daddy see.
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[GASPS]
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Ooh! Rochelle, that looks bad.
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Ah, she'll live.
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I don't think
it'll make a scar.
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Yeah, but that's 18 cent worth
of butter
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she's holding on her forehead.
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You can't do her hair
without burning her?
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I told you before
that I wanted to take her
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to the beauty shop,
and you told me no.
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My father thought that going
to the beauty shop meant
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that Tonya was growing up
too fast,
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and she would end up like this.
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She's 10 years old.
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Why I got to spend money
getting her hair done?
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She's tender-headed,
she moves around too much,
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and she keeps
getting burned.
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And I'm sick of this.
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You pay to get it done,
or you do it.
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If my father didn't want
to do something,
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my mother got to decide
how it would get done.
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Why you cooking biscuits
and ribs for breakfast?
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You gonna do it?
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Go ahead.
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Why are you cleaning the tub
with a broom?
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Are you gonna do it?
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Go ahead.
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How much is it gonna cost?
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Ten dollars.
Mm-mm. No.
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Daddy...please.
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That never worked for me.
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Okay.
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I am Mr. Jackson,
your sensei.
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Shotokan Karate is a very
ancient art of combat.
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"Karate" literally means
"empty hands."
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[STUDENTS GRUNTING]
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Now what we're gonna do
here today
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is learning how to whip
somebody's ass
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with your empty hands.
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Matei!
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Matei!
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Uh, so,
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are we going to be learning
how to break boards?
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You got something
against boards?
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Huh? What has a board
ever done to you?
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Has a board ever embarrassed you
in front of your woman?
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Asked Yolanda
for her phone number
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and dared you
to do something about it?
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Did you just stand there
and watch her get
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into the boy's car
and just drive off?
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Uh... no.
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That's why we ain't learning
how to break no damn boards.
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Now, I want each and every one
of you to listen to me.
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And watch.
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It's called
the Shaolin handbreaker.
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Now this move is guaranteed
to break anybody's hand.
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But I don't want y'all
to try this.
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It's very dangerous.
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[SHOUTS]
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Come here, boy.
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Me?
You.
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If you don't want us to do this,
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then, why are you showing us?
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'Cause that's what martial arts
is all about.
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Learning ways to kill people.
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And then not doing it.
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Now grab my shoulder.
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[JACKSON SHOUTING]
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[BONES CRUNCH]
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At that moment,
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I learned two things.
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One-- I learned a great
karate move.
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And two,
this fool was crazy.
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Man, karate--
It sounds complicated.
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I tried wrestling once,
but I got knocked out.
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Wait. You got knocked out
in a wrestling match?
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I'm as surprised
as you are.
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Well, I'm doing good.
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My sensei says
I have a lot of potential.
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I think I might even be better
at this than Drew.
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Wouldn't you have to kill him
to find that out?
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I never thought of that.
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Mama, how long do
we have to wait?
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Hush, girl. My appointment was
at 3:30. It's only 5:00.
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The only thing you wait for
longer than a washer
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at the Laundromat is a chair
at the beauty shop.
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I'm ready for you, Rochelle.
About time.
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Watch your mouth, girl.
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Hey, Vanessa.
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Hey, Rochelle.
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Whew. Okay. Pam?
Yes.
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Can I make an appointment
for Tonya?
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Uh, yeah, I can squeeze her in
this week.
Cool.
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Girl, don't tell me,
that's your daughter?
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Mm, sure is.
Isn't she beautiful?
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She's big, huh?
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Oh, she sure is.
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Pretty soon she'll be old enough
to date Richard.
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Mm-mm!
ROCHELLE: Oh, do not tell me
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his old ass is still
chasing after young girls.
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Girl, I thought
you knew.
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They're the only ones
dumb enough not to run
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when they see him coming. He
old, he broke. He need a fool.
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There's one thing
that you get at the beauty shop
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that you don't have
to pay for-- good gossip.
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VANESSA:
I heard Peggy said that
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she caught them
in her house.
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Wait... In her...
In her house?
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Yes.
Well, did she stab him?
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Girl.
You know I
would have stabbed him.
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Mm-hmm. Now he's
staying with Lisa.
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PAM:
Light-skinned Lisa?
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Bow-legged Lisa.
Mm.
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Wait a minute.
I thought Lisa was with Darius.
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She was, until Darius
caught her with his brother.
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The one with no job?
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Yeah, yeah, him, yeah,
and he married too.
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A wife, a girlfriend,
and no job.
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You know these men--
They just ain't no good.
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They ain't no good.
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Get out of here. Mm.
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Oh, I'd throw
the hot grits.
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Tonya never listened
to my mother
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until she heard something
she wasn't supposed to.
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[GRUNTING]
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What are you doing?
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Working on my form.
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Why do you take lessons, anyway?
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I saw some stuff inThe Return
of the Five Deadly Venoms.
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It was way cooler than that.
Yeah, right.
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I bet you can't hit me.
No, I think I can.
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Then try to hit me.
But I don't want to hurt you.
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No. I dare you.
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[GONG CRASHES]
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Try to hit me.
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All right, then. Fine.
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[WIND WHIPPING]
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Aah!
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[PEOPLE GROAN]
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXHALES]
[EXHALES]
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GIRL:
They got some moves,
though, huh?
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[GROANS]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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I was just getting warmed up.
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GIRL:
Y'all need to stop.
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Wah... Whh...
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
257
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Ow! What you do that for?
258
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,801
What?
259
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,437
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
260
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,710
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
261
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[GRUNTING]
262
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,014
NARRATOR:
Whoops!
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[CRIES OUT]
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* Everybody hates Chris
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NARRATOR:
Even though it was an accident,
266
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,265
after breaking Drew's hand,
I felt horrible.
267
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,735
I'm gone for 10 minutes,
and y'all are breaking bones.
268
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,837
I knew that karate class
wasn't a good idea.
269
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,406
Rochelle, it was an accident,
just boys being boys.
270
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,776
Do you even know what they're
teaching Chris down there?
271
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,378
Where were you
when this happened?
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Asleep.
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00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,514
Mm.
274
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,016
What's that supposed to mean?
275
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,884
"Mm" means
she's gonna blame him
276
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,453
for the rest of his life.
277
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,790
Asleep again, huh?
278
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,427
That's how Chris
broke Drew's hand.
279
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,797
Rochelle,
that was 45 years ago.
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00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,366
Mm-hmm.
281
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,334
Don't worry about it.
282
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,936
I'll deal with it.
283
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,138
I'll go down there tomorrow.
Mm-hmm.
284
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,174
Ouch!
It still hurts?
285
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,243
Of course it hurts,
it's broke.
286
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,946
Chris, help your brother
with his Kool-Aid.
287
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:58,985
Daddy,
288
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,054
do you have
a girlfriend?
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00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,055
What?!
290
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,490
Well?
291
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,892
No!
292
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,461
Why would you ask me a question
like that, baby?
293
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,463
'Cause men
ain't no good.
294
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,198
Where did you hear that?
295
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,233
At the beauty shop.
296
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,501
And where were you
297
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,935
when they were talking
like this?
298
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,370
It's just girls being girls.
299
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,939
I am not paying good money
so my baby can get her hair done
300
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:23,076
and come back hating men!
She does not hate men.
301
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,911
What am I supposed to think
302
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,846
when she comes home
talking like this?
303
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,149
Fine, I promise I'll talk
to the girls at the shop
304
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,584
and make sure that they
don't gossip around her.
305
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,986
Mm-hmm.
306
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,089
Even with a broken hand,
307
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,324
Drew still managed
to come out on top.
308
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,060
Does it hurt
a lot?
309
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,995
If I had known you could get
this much attention
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with a cast, I would have
let him break my hand.
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[SHOUTS]
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00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,567
Mr. Jackson was an ex-Marine
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who taught karate
when he was on his medication.
314
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,372
When he was off his medication,
he did this.
315
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,873
Yolanda!
316
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,242
Yolanda!
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00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,344
Jackson!
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[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
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Okay?
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00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,248
[CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
321
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,917
Yolanda!
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00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,986
Whah!
323
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,455
Can I help you?
324
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,091
Yeah, uh, my son Chris
325
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,527
was taking your class here.
Chris? No, I don't...
326
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,929
I don't know any Chris.
327
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,630
What, is there...
is there a problem?
328
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,432
It's just that the boys
were fighting,
329
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,035
and Chris accidentally
broke his brother's hand.
330
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,336
He says you
taught him.
331
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,038
Hmm. Who was fighting?
332
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,107
Chris and my other son, Drew.
333
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,475
No, I don't know any Drew.
334
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,043
Either way...
335
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,544
I ain't had
nothing to do with that.
336
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,447
No, man, I didn't say you had
nothing to do with it.
337
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,151
[GONG CRASHES]
338
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,553
Come on, baby, let's go.
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
339
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,055
Hey, baby.
¿Que tu quieres?
340
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,656
Let me get
with that phone number.
341
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,891
Ooh!
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00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,560
[SCREAMING]
343
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,996
Whah!
344
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,436
Oh, God, help me!
345
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,973
I can't believe she repeated
all that to Julius.
346
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,675
I didn't even know
she was listening.
347
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,243
She barely listens
to a word I say.
348
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,345
Rochelle,
I am so sorry.
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00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,213
Me too.
350
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,449
From now on, we watch
what we say in front of her.
351
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,585
Let me go pay half down on our
light bill before they close.
352
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,120
She'll be okay, though, right?
353
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,555
Oh, yeah, go ahead,
she'll be fine.
354
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,956
We'll watch Lil' Miss Nosy
for you.
355
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,292
[ALL LAUGHING]
356
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,194
Okay, Tonya, I'm gonna leave
for a little while.
357
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,929
I'll be right back. Okay?
Okay.
358
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,064
All right, be good.
359
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,167
Y'all make her beautiful.
Mm-hm.
360
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,004
[SIGHS]
So is Richard still cheating?
361
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,639
Is the Pope still Catholic?
Vanessa.
362
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,607
Oh, I'm sorry, it's a reflex.
363
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,609
Tonya, I don't think
we should be talking
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00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,211
about Richard.
Why not?
365
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,046
That's
grown folks' business.
366
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,149
Oh, is that why my mom
and dad got in an argument?
367
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,018
[SCOFFS]
An argument?
368
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,419
About what?
369
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,621
Well, I asked my daddy
if he had a girlfriend,
370
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,157
and he said, "Why?"
Then mama said, "Well, do you?"
371
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,360
Then he asked me why I asked
him that, and then...
372
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,229
Although my mother told the
girls not to gossip to Tonya,
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00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,165
she didn't say anything about
Tonya gossiping to them.
374
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,167
At that moment,
I was having more trouble
375
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,236
coping with Drew's broken hand
than he was.
376
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,205
Drew, if you
need a nurse,
377
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,141
I'll be happy to come over
and get...
378
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,976
You'd better not
let mama see that.
379
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,511
Drew still has that cast,
380
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,513
and he hasn't finished calling
all those girls yet.
381
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,648
Hey, you need any help
with anything?
382
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,317
I could tie your shoe.
383
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,418
Nah, I got it.
384
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,387
I can tie it with one hand.
385
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:28,061
Okay, um... I could write out
your homework.
386
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,396
No, I'm fine.
387
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,464
I never wrote
with my left hand before,
388
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,734
but it turns out,
I'm really good at it.
389
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,172
Want to see
something else I could do?
390
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,547
I always thought
I needed two hands to do this.
391
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,715
I had to face facts.
392
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,283
Drew could do more with one arm
393
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,685
than I could do with five.
394
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,453
Want to sit on my back?
395
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,759
Your hair looks nice, baby.
396
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,294
Thank you.
[CHUCKLES]
397
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,463
So, what you and the girls
talk about?
398
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,332
You and daddy.
[SHUTS OFF ENGINE]
399
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,201
What? What about me and daddy?
400
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,703
I told everybody
about the argument.
401
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:13,773
Tonya, you just can't go
around telling our business!
402
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,142
Why not?
Everybody else does it.
403
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,478
Well, that's different.
How?
404
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,746
Well...
405
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,348
My father was worried
406
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,183
about Tonya learning
the wrong things,
407
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,218
so my mother taught her
a few things herself.
408
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,521
Tonya, you're
a big girl now, okay?
409
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,724
And you got to know that
there is no difference
410
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,760
between what they said to you
and what you said to them.
411
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,261
It's still gossip.
412
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,130
But you got to remember
two things.
413
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:41,201
You talk about other people,
not yourself.
414
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,637
And number two,
what you say in the shop
415
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,406
stays in the shop.
416
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,540
Got it?
417
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,210
So don't tell Daddy.
418
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,045
Right.
419
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,549
Hey, Mama?
Uh-huh?
420
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,085
Want to hear
about what happened to Carla?
421
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,754
[SHUTS OFF ENGINE]
422
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,188
What happened to Carla?
423
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,494
Hey.
What happened to you?
424
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,230
I had an accident.
What are you doing?
425
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,566
I thought Drew's arm
would get itchy under the cast,
426
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,870
so I'm making him a hand
scratcher out of a hanger.
427
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,806
Listen, you're going
to have to be more careful,
428
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,642
if you're going
to be doing karate.
429
00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:25,245
I know it was
just an accident,
430
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,747
but you could have
really hurt Drew.
431
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,449
[KEYS JANGLE]
432
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,551
Dad?
433
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,119
It wasn't an accident.
434
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,621
What?
435
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,524
I hate that Drew can do
everything better than me.
436
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,393
Tonya even calls on him
when she gets in trouble.
437
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,896
We were fighting.
I tried the handbreaker on him,
438
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,264
and I fell.
439
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,434
Chris, being brothers
ain't easy.
440
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,535
All right?
441
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,338
I had six brothers,
and whether you like it or not,
442
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,674
somebody is going to be better
than you at something.
443
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,377
[SIGHS]
You can't be jealous.
444
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,479
He's the only brother you got.
445
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,549
Besides, I don't know
if you realize it,
446
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,551
but he looks up to you.
447
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,752
He does?
448
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,887
I didn't realize
that no matter how cool
449
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,556
your little brother is,
450
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,658
he still wants to be
like his big brother.
451
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,827
It worked out for Keenan
and Damon Wayans.
452
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,696
Not so great for Eric
and Lyle Menendez.
453
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,766
You need to apologize
to your brother, Chris.
454
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,901
[***]
455
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,508
That's my boy.
456
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,548
Hey, Chris,
watch this.
457
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,250
Whah!
458
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,888
I love this cast.
459
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,458
Cool, but I have something
to tell you.
460
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,659
What?
461
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,464
I tried to break your arm
on purpose.
462
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,333
How come?
463
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,868
'Cause I'm tired of you
464
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,670
being better than me
at everything.
465
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,204
What are you talking about?
466
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,273
I bet you're better than me
at some stuff.
467
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,742
Like what?
I don't know.
468
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:03,877
Uh-huh.
469
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,478
But you're still my big brother.
470
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,347
Yeah, but you're bigger
than I am.
471
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,783
Yeah, but every time
Mom and Dad leave the house,
472
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,484
they always put you
in charge.
473
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,853
I wish I could be
in charge.
474
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,522
That's just
a lot of work.
475
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,757
So? Plus, you get
to go to school
476
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,592
all the way
in Brooklyn Beach.
477
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,462
I wish I could ride the bus
to school every day.
478
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,398
You do?
Yeah! That's so cool.
479
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,500
Everybody in my class
is always asking me
480
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,636
what it's like
at your school.
481
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,372
You're the coolest big brother
out of all my friends.
482
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,708
It never occurred to me
that even though Drew
483
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,377
was bigger and cooler,
and better with girls,
484
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:41,314
the coolest thing to him
was that he had me.
485
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,651
Hey, Chris,
can you show me that move?
486
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,986
I'll try.
487
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,255
[SIGHING]
Just...
488
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,425
it might not work,
because I've had training.
489
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,928
So basically, you take
your opponent's hand and...
490
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,262
Oh, I think I got it.
491
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,398
[SHOUTING]
492
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,035
[SCREAMING]
493
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:06,439
* Everybody hates Chris
494
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,576
[***]
495
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,747
* Aw, make it funky now