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NARRATOR:
<i>There she was: Keisha,</i>
<i>the girl of my dreams.</i>

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<i>I used to dream about a girl</i>
<i>named Didi, but then I moved.</i>

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<i>And it seemed like I could</i>
<i>never get her off my mind.</i>

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Chris. Chris.

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Wake up.

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Chris.

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Wake up!

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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What's going on?

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Scared the death out of me!

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NARRATOR:
<i>Some days, I thought everyone</i>
<i>I saw was Keisha.</i>

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<i>* Ooh! </i>

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<i>* Baby, you're so fly </i>

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<i>* Won't you halt time </i>

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<i>* Every time I see</i>
<i>Your pretty face... *</i>

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<i>I'm glad that wasn't her.</i>

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<i>Well, at least I hope that</i>
<i>wasn't her.</i>

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<i>* Wonderful, inimitable </i>

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<i>* I don't wanna let you go </i>

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<i>* Girl, you're just</i>
<i>So beautiful *</i>

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<i>* Girl, you're just</i>
<i>So beautiful *</i>

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Keisha?

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[GASPS]
You ain't taking my check!

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[SCREAMS]

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What check?

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[SCREAMS]
What was she thinking?

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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
Get out of the street, fool!

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MAN'S VOICE:
Get out of the street, fool!

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[SCREAMS]

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Get off of my car, fool!

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<i>I got to get this girl</i>
<i>off my mind.</i>

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[***]

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<i>* Aw, make it funky now </i>

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[CHUCKLES]
Rochelle, I love your place.

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Oh.
How you keep it so clean
with three kids?

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Oh, no, my children
know how to act.

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They know, once they walk
through that front door,

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I don't tolerate
no foolishness.

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Mm-mm.
NARRATOR:<i>That's Sheila,</i>

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<i>Keisha's mother.</i>

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<i>My mother didn't make</i>
<i>a lot of friends,</i>

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<i>because she's what I like</i>
<i>to call a ghetto snob.</i>

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Look at that woman out here
with rollers in her hair.

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Mama, you have rollers on.

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Yeah, but I'm wearing
a scarf.

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No class.

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[SIPPING LOUDLY]

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<i>Sheila gave</i>
<i>my mother compliments</i>

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<i>and my mother loved</i>
<i>compliments.</i>

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Oh, girl, I love those shoes.

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[CHUCKLES]
They're all leather.

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<i>No, they aren't.</i>

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Chris, this is, uh,
Ms. Ridenhour.

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Hi.
Nice to meet you.

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You too.

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And you know her daughter,
Keisha.

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Hey, Chris.

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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, boy!

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Where do you think
you're going

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after getting a C
on your quiz?

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Back upstairs to study?
Right.

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Chris...

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Chris.

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[SCOFFS]
Boy, you hear me
talking to you?

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Ow!

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Close your mouth and go upstairs
and help Drew with his math.

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Do you know that Drew got
a C on his math quiz?

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That boy knows he could do
better than that.

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Well, Keisha's great
at math.

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She can help him
if he needs it.

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Oh, thanks,
but Chris could do it.

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You know he's going
to a good school now.

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Oh.

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Well, I like your coffee.

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Is it instant?

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Uh-uh. No, child.
It's freeze-dried.

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<i>Like I said, ghetto snob.</i>

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I don't hear no math!

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<i>That's Joey Caruso.</i>

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<i>After giving me a beat down in</i>
<i>front of everybody in school,</i>

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<i>Caruso got a warning.</i>

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If I see you within 10 feet
of him,

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you, young man,
will be back in detention.

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[KIDS GASPING]
<i>So, for a few days,</i>

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<i>Caruso left me alone.</i>

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<i>And Greg figured if he stuck</i>
<i>close enough,</i>

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<i>Caruso would be off his ass</i>
<i>too.</i>

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There's Greg.

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Hey, Chris.

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Hey, Greg.

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<i>If only Keisha liked me</i>
<i>this much.</i>

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Why you all up on me?

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Look, Raymond told Caruso
he couldn't get near you.

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So can I stick to you kind
of close for a while?

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Yeah, but can a brother
get some space?

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[LAUGHS]
Oh, yeah.

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All right.

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Uh, so... So, what happened?

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Ah, man! Keisha?

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Right in your living room?

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Yeah. And she said,
"Hi, Chris."

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Ah, man!
You are so in there.

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You think so?

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Yeah. I mean, she didn't just
say "Hi."

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She initiated the "Hi."

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Whoa.
I never thought of it like that.

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Man, you got to get a condom.

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<i>It'd be two years before I knew</i>
<i>what a condom was</i>

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<i>and eight years before</i>
<i>I got to use one.</i>

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<i>Back at home,</i>
<i>my father was thinking about</i>

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<i>something he wanted.</i>

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Hey, baby.

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[GRUNTS]

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Hey!

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Who are you?
I'm Sheila.

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You must be Julius.
What are you doing?

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Um, Rochelle said--
Where's Rochelle?

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She's downstairs.
I live next door.
Rochelle!

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Where?
Next door.

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I'm sorry, I...

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I didn't mean to, um...

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smack you on your...
No, it's okay.

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No. Forget about it.
It's all right.

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What?

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Why didn't you let me know

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there were people
in here?

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I'm sorry.

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Uh, nice meeting you, Julius.

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Girl, this color!
I love it!

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It's going to look
good on you. It's hot.

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Thank you. I'mma let myself out.
Bye, Rochelle.

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No problem.
You got it.

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Next time,

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let me know when you
got people in my house.

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Okay.

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Anybody else in here?
No!

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<i>If she found a strange man</i>
<i>in her bathroom,</i>

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<i>she'd be nervous too.</i>

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What is wrong with that man?

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<i>After I helped Drew</i>
<i>with his math,</i>

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<i>his score changed</i>
<i>by a whole grade.</i>

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A D?

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Chris, he got a C before.

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I thought I told you
to help him.

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I did.
[ROCHELLE GROANS]

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So you move the decimal point
over two places.

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Hey, which one you like better?

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The spider web
or the step ladder?

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Is Drew stupid?

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No, I'm not stupid, you idiot.

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Well, this look like you are...

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Hey, hey.
Shut up.

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Nobody is stupid.

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Daddy, Drew got a D
on his math test.

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Shut up.
A D?

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Chris! I thought you
were going to help.

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I did.

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Before Chris helped him,
he got a C.

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Be quiet.
No, you be quiet.

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Would you do something
about this?

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Will you please be quiet?
All y'all be quiet.

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Chris, you go
to a good school.

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What you learning to do,
ride the bus?

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Don't yell at me.
He got the D.

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Watch your mouth, boy.

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We're just going to have
to get him a tutor.

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Tutors are expensive.

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Y'all just going to have
to work harder.

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We can barely afford kids.
We can't afford stupid kids.

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ROCHELLE:
Julius, if Drew's grades
keep dropping,

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he's going to get
kicked out of school.

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And then he's going to get
hooked on crack.

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Next thing you know, we'll be
walking in without furniture.

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Do you want to pay
for a tutor

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or do you want to pay
for new furniture?

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How much is it going to cost?

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Not a lot.
I'll get Keisha.

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Who's Keisha?

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You know Sheila.

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It's her daughter.

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<i>Back at school,</i>
<i>Greg camped out for me</i>

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<i>like I was</i>
<i>the new</i>Star Wars<i>movie.</i>

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Hey, where were you?

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I was at class.

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At class? I've been waiting
here for 15 minutes.

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I told you to wait
at my locker.

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You weren't at your locker.
I'm at it now.

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But you weren't then!

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Greg.

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Too close.

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<i>There goes two more girls</i>

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<i>we're never going to get.</i>

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What's with the outfit?

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Oh, Keisha's coming over
to tutor Drew today,

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and I want to look good.

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So, uh, what's the plan?

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I mean, you've got
to have a plan.

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I guess, when I get home,
I'll check in

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just to make sure
everything's cool.

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When Drew's finished,
he'll be outside.

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and then Tonya
will be watching TV.

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That'll leave the two of us...

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alone.

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And then, you know...

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No, I don't.

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I mean, you going to ask her
to be your girlfriend?

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<i>I didn't know a lot of girls</i>
<i> who had boyfriends.</i>

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<i>Babies, yes,</i>
<i>but not boyfriends.</i>

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I don't know. Maybe.
Hey.

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You think it'd be weird if I,
you know, went home with you,

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hid in your closet
and watched the whole thing?

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Yeah.
Thought so.

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<i>I felt better than</i>
<i>Billy Dee Williams</i>

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<i>after a case of malt liquor.</i>

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ROCHELLE:
Chris!

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<i>My mother was so loud,</i>

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<i>every Chris in Brooklyn</i>
<i>could hear her.</i>

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Come on, boy. I'm late
for my hair appointment.

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Look, Keisha's upstairs with
Drew, Tonya's watching TV.

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Drew can play outside
when he's done.

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Oh, and give this to Keisha
before she leaves.

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I'll be back in a couple
of hours.

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<i>Tonya's watching TV.</i>
<i>Check.</i>

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<i>Couldn't risk being funky.</i>

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<i>I'm the reason for the hole</i>
<i>in the ozone layer.</i>

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[***]

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Hi, Chris.

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<i>* Everybody hates Chris </i>

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Ooh, I'm telling.

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Shut up, Tonya.

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<i>Usually, when Tonya said</i>
<i>she was telling,</i>

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<i>that meant</i>
<i>I was getting in trouble.</i>

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<i>But I didn't care.</i>

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<i>All I wanted to do</i>

242
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,251
<i>was slap the black off of Drew.</i>

243
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,053
[SIRENS WAILING]

244
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,455
What happened?

245
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,223
Looks like the older brother
came home,

246
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,426
found the little brother kissing
his woman

247
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,027
and slapped the black off him.

248
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,096
Is this the black?
All we could find.

249
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,899
So much for brotherly love.

250
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,803
You're supposed
to be up here studying,

251
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,004
not kissing no girl.

252
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,405
That's not part of your--
Shut up.

253
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,973
I ain't shutting up nothing.

254
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,444
And you going to ge--
Shut...up.

255
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,312
But I said I was telling.

256
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,014
I don't care.

257
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,982
You don't?

258
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,184
Hmm.

259
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,753
<i>All that mattered</i>
<i>at that moment</i>

260
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,121
<i>was that Drew had my woman.</i>

261
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,190
I'm going
to go downstairs.

262
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,296
What's wrong with you?

263
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,397
What?

264
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,065
You knew I like Keisha.

265
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,900
Now you're up here kissing her?

266
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,869
I... I didn't even know
you liked her.

267
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,504
And besides,
I wasn't kissing her.

268
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,006
She was kissing me.

269
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,540
<i>He used that same excuse</i>

270
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:51,011
<i>with a woman's husband</i>
<i>10 years later and it worked.</i>

271
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,181
Is she going to tell?

272
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,449
No.

273
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,284
My mom told me
to give you this.

274
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,489
KEISHA:
I'll see you later.

275
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,960
[SIGHS]

276
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,062
[***]

277
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,401
<i>I had never had</i>
<i>a broken heart before.</i>

278
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,972
<i>I was so messed up,</i>
<i>nothing could get me out of it.</i>

279
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,374
Baby, I love ya!
I love you.

280
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,511
Oh, Chris, I'm in love with you.
Who cares about that Keisha?

281
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,815
Come on, superstar!
Aw, man!

282
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,151
Let him have the white girl.

283
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,159
It's all mine now!

284
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,430
[SCREAMING]

285
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,398
<i>Did I tell you nothing?</i>

286
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,534
[DOOR BELL BUZZING]

287
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,506
Hey, Julius.

288
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,841
Uh, Rochelle's not here.

289
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,443
No. Keisha left her jacket here.

290
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,977
You mind
if I come in and look?

291
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,046
Nah, I'll get it.

292
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,515
<i>Sheila made my dad nervous.</i>

293
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,517
<i>Since there weren't</i>
<i>a lot of men around,</i>

294
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,087
<i>women on the block</i>
<i>were always coming around</i>

295
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,988
<i>when my mother wasn't home.</i>

296
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,858
Did I leave my house keys?

297
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,461
Did I leave my frying pan?

298
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,963
Did I leave my sweater here?

299
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,998
You have never been here!

300
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,401
Can't blame a sister for trying.

301
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,269
Try this.

302
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,038
It's not here.

303
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,206
No, it's got to be here.

304
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,208
It'll only take a minute,
Julius.

305
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,250
<i>My father didn't like</i>
<i>other women in the house</i>

306
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,886
<i>for the same reason he didn't</i>
<i>like guns in the house--</i>

307
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,256
<i>even with the safety on,</i>
<i>somebody could get killed.</i>

308
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,560
Oh. I found it.
So tell Rochelle...

309
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,063
You can, uh,
let yourself out.

310
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,166
Okay.

311
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,301
I'll see you later, Julius.

312
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,610
Tell Rochelle that I'll be...

313
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,553
[***]

314
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,455
<i>After everything</i>
<i>that happened to me,</i>

315
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,323
<i>the last thing</i>
<i>I was thinking about</i>

316
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,626
<i>was what was going to</i>
<i>happen to Greg.</i>

317
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,163
Hey, Chris.

318
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,698
So, uh, what happened
with Keisha?

319
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,266
Nothing.
Nothing?

320
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,335
Come on. Something
must have happened.

321
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,236
Nothing happened, okay?

322
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,373
All right, but, uh,
you're acting kind of weird.

323
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,075
Fine, okay?

324
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,610
I walked in
on Drew kissing Keisha.

325
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,946
Wow. You must feel terrible.

326
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,214
I mean, if I were you,

327
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,249
I wouldn't even be able
to stand right now.

328
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:46,052
I mean, seriously,
I'd be on the ground crying.

329
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,188
Man, Drew kissing Keisha
after all you went through

330
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,256
to impress her,
I'm surprised you aren't on

331
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,360
the top of Brooklyn Bridge with
a rock tied--
Shut up.

332
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,196
It's bad enough I had a girl
taken by my little brother.

333
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,199
I don't need your suggestions
on how to end it all.

334
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,034
You want to make me
feel better?

335
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,104
Tell me about the time
when you got crushed.

336
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,339
Knowing a guy whose little
brother made out

337
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,675
is the furthest
I've ever got with a girl.

338
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,177
Just leave me alone.

339
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,983
Hey, you little punk,

340
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,120
I'm going to kick
your butt up and down...

341
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,655
just like it's
your daily beating.

342
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,991
[RAYMOND CLEARS THROAT]

343
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,532
I didn't want
to see you get beat down.

344
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,767
Thanks, man.

345
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,702
Come on. Let's go.

346
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,439
<i>Greg's problems went away,</i>

347
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,542
<i>but mine just kept coming back</i>
<i>to haunt me.</i>

348
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,044
Hey, son.

349
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,745
You want a soda?

350
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,589
Dad, what do you do
when you're trying

351
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,727
not to like somebody, but you
can't get them off your mind?

352
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,529
Chris, we can't talk
about this!

353
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,531
Why not?

354
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,366
Look, Chris,

355
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,703
sometimes things ain't always
what they look like.

356
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:13,139
I mean, just because
you might think about somebody,

357
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,108
doesn't mean
anything's going to happen.

358
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,643
You know, it's...

359
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,778
it's just...
it's innocent.

360
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,314
But you can't tell nobody.

361
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,483
You just keep
your mouth shut.

362
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,387
And keep your distance.

363
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,191
But she lives
right next door.

364
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,226
Don't you think
I know that?

365
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,695
What you want me to do,
move?

366
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:39,766
I... It's nothing.
Forget it.

367
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,368
Drink your soda.

368
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,737
Well, what if she decides
to tutor Drew again?

369
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,605
Well, you just got to...

370
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,707
Drew?
Yeah.

371
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,476
Who are we talking about?

372
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,744
Keisha.

373
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,579
Oh...

374
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,114
Oh!

375
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,749
Oh, Keisha!

376
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,717
[CHUCKLES]
Keisha.

377
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,552
Hey, man, look.

378
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:04,157
Chris, you just have to focus
on other things, okay?

379
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,761
I mean, you know,
it'll take a little time.

380
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,729
You'll meet
some more girls.

381
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,766
She's just the first one.

382
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,867
Is she the first one?

383
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,669
Kind of.

384
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,404
This is good.

385
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,806
<i>If my father could just keep</i>
<i>things to himself,</i>

386
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,541
<i>he'd be all right.</i>

387
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,880
You know, I waved at Sheila
today and she acted all siddity.

388
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,315
Yeah, pretty women
are always stuck up.

389
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,253
You think she's pretty?
Huh?

390
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,388
No. No, I... I don't. I... No!

391
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,525
No, you had just said that
you thought she was pretty.

392
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,260
I mean, she's not ugly.

393
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,896
I didn't notice.

394
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,698
So you didn't notice
a pretty woman

395
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,233
walking around our house
that you didn't know?

396
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,202
I really... Okay!

397
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,404
She was in
the bathroom,

398
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,641
and I smacked her on the butt.

399
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,543
You smacked her on the butt?

400
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,346
I smacked her on the butt.
I thought she was you!

401
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,282
Look, I see a grown woman's
behind running around my house,

402
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,351
I automatically assume
it's yours.

403
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,419
So you can't tell
my behind from hers?

404
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,154
No.
But yet, my behind

405
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,290
was perfectly clear
to you last Wednesday.

406
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,325
I don't... I...
I'm sorry.

407
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,195
So are you attracted
to Sheila?

408
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,564
No. No.

409
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,298
Well, Julius,

410
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,300
if you're not attracted to her,

411
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,835
how could you think she was me?

412
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,137
Because, y'all both fine, baby.

413
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,340
What's...
Sit down, Julius.

414
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,318
I know you're
not blind, Julius.

415
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,887
[SIGHS]
She's pretty.

416
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,790
And if you think
I look like her,

417
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,725
then I'm okay with that.

418
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,293
Really?
No!

419
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,696
If that happens again,
somebody getting stabbed!

420
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:53,566
<i>That's my mother's version</i>
<i>of being understanding.</i>

421
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,508
DREW:
Hey, Chris.

422
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,842
What?

423
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:05,311
I'm sorry about
that girl, Teisha.

424
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,747
Keisha.

425
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,883
Her name's Keisha.

426
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,218
Yeah, Keisha.

427
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,920
I didn't know
you liked her like that.

428
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,388
[SIGHS]

429
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,290
It's nothing.
Just forget about it.

430
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,192
I know how you feel.

431
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,897
I remember this one time
when I was 6, man,

432
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,799
this girl broke my heart,

433
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,834
wouldn't give me
the time of day.

434
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,369
<i>Can you believe this?</i>

435
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,438
<i>I'm being given advice</i>
<i>about women</i>

436
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,006
<i>by my little brother.</i>

437
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,775
Don't worry.
You'll be all right.

438
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:38,378
If you want, I could hook
you up with Shanice.

439
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,914
Shanice? She's 16.

440
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,849
She'll make you forget
all about Kiki.

441
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,285
Keisha.
Her name's Keisha.

442
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,953
Right. Keisha.

443
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,726
<i>I always regretted</i>
<i>that I never tried Shanice.</i>

444
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,662
<i>Since Keisha broke my heart,</i>

445
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:59,966
<i>I promised myself I would never</i>
<i>give her the time of day.</i>

446
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,270
Hey, Chris.

447
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,439
Hi, Keisha.

448
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,675
<i>Okay, that didn't work.</i>

449
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,276
[CAR HORN HONKING]

450
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,911
[SCREAMS]

451
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,680
DRIVER:
Get out of the street!

452
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:18,451
<i>* Everybody hates Chris </i>

453
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,057
[***]

454
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,626
<i>* Aw, make it funky now </i>