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Everybody, I've got fresh pineapples!
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Hey, back off, sailor.
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Grabbing the gay guy's coconut boob
- real cool, Dad.
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Your old man is cool.
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Right, Nate?
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Massively cool, Bob.
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You're a glacier.
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Aren't any of these nonalcoholic?
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You know, it would do you
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some good to have a couple drinks,
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loosen up a little.
All due respect, James,
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I don't even understand why
gays even want to get married.
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Elliot!
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The same reason we do: family, kids,
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the American Dream.
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Exactly.
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Thank you, Paula.
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Our house has been on
the market for ten months.
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Nobody wants the American Dream anymore.
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Elliot, you're gonna love
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the 'burbs once we have a couple kids.
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What's goin' on?
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That's coming from the luau pit.
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Hey, Trey, what's that noise?
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For God's sake, Bob,
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he's a gardener, not a servant.
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He works for the
Homeowner's Association,
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which means he works for us.
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Am I wrong?
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Maybe the, uh, pig's eyeballs
explode when it's done.
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It shouldn't be done
for a couple more hours.
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We should check and make sure
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it's not burning.
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All right, stand back.
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All right, look out, get back.
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This is kosher, right?
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Aw, yeah.
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Elliot, will you get
the meat thermometer?
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What, hon?
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Is that a person?
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That's a person!
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He's been cooked!
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Why are you standing there
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like a security guard?
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Parker, hey!
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Hi!
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The remains we've been called to examine
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were apparently barbecued.
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Would you like to see?
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Totally! No, no, no.
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A person did not get barbecued.
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Did they, Dr. Brennan?
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Yes. In a luau pit,
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which is why I'm surprised
you'd bring Parker along.
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No, I
- Rebecca and her boyfriend
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won a night at the Greenbrier,
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so little kid's with me.
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I got him. Let's go
see the cooked person!
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Geez, you know our deal.
Well, what's your deal?
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We're not allowed to talk about
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the bad parts of Dad's work
until I have armpit hair.
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You don't have any armpit hair
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last time I checked.
Not for a long time, kid.
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Angela, would you mind...?
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Oh, no, sure.
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I get the situation here.
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You're with me, Parker.
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I want to see the barbecued body.
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Well, I agree that does sound
awesome, but I have face paints
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that your dad will
never be able to get off,
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no matter how hard he scrubs.
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They're basically tattoos.
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Okay, I'm with you.
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You have a good time, all right?
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I'll come pick you up in
a little bit, all right?
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Have fun
- fun with the face paints, kid.
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Hey, that's not true about
the face paint, is it?
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You're with me, Baby Booth.
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Ethnographic studies of the suburbs
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indicate a cultural impulsion
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toward overt displays of status.
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Of course, this competitive paradigm
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can often result in
aggression and violence.
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There was this guy on my street
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who cut his lawn on the diagonal.
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The neighbors got angry.
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Someone set his garage on fire.
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Oh, I mean, yards, sidewalks,
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you know, clean
streets, birds flying by.
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A dead body in the barbecue pit.
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Oh. Okay, you know what,
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I'm gonna go talk to the neighbors,
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to see if anyone who cut their
lawn diagonally is missing.
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I think those are reflective
lenses that have fused
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to the supra-orbital margin.
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Nate and I moved to Verbena
Court about six months ago.
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The luau pit came with the house.
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We installed a lockable cover.
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We don't want kids falling in.
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We're good neighbors.
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Who has a key?
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Uh, just us.
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And there's one with
the Neighborhood Watch.
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Okay, uh, who put the pig in the pit?
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Me, Nate and Trey at 9:00 this morning.
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Trey?
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Uh, Trey Jordan.
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He's the gardener/handyman
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for the Homeowner's Association.
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Stop staring at him, James.
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You were just talking about him...
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Guys, guys. When you put the pig in...
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We didn't notice anything
down there but hot coals.
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48 degrees Celsius.
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That's, what, an hour after
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they drenched everything
with a garden hose?
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Wish they hadn't done that.
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Well, it's human nature, Dr. Brennan.
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You see someone on
fire, you put 'em out.
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Prominent brow
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points to a male.
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Wear on his mandibular
teeth puts his age at about
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30 to 35.
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We should remove the remains and then
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let Hodgins get down here.
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We have the luau every year.
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The pit was dug maybe...
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Four years ago. July.
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Same time we planted our hydrangeas.
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That reminds me, we should spray.
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Yeah, we all helped with the pit.
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It's, uh, four feet deep
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and lined with brick; you burn the wood
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to embers. You cheat with charcoal.
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Don't call your dad a cheater, Paige.
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Anyway, tons of embers going,
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then you throw down
a layer of wet burlap,
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then wet leaves, then wet burlap,
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chicken wire, then you
lower the pig in and voila.
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Yeah, you're forgetting one thing there.
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I don't think so. Burlap, leaves...
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He means the dead guy
under the pig, Dad.
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Smart one in the family there.
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So, what made you crack
open the pit early?
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We heard little explosions,
like fireworks going off.
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We found these in the pit.
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Reflective aviators.
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Those look like Mr. Bessette's glasses.
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Oh, my God.
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That's Kurt?
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You must be mistaken.
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Hey, everybody, looks like it was Kurt.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, not Kurt. Kurt...?!
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Who's Kurt?
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He and his wife live over there.
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That was creepy.
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I warned you about the suburbs.
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And you're certain it's Kurt?
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I'm afraid so, Ms. Bessette.
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His teeth match the X-rays
your dentist provided.
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Oh, God...
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Well, I already told the FBI guy
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and the scary lady everything
I know, so I don't know what...
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You mentioned that
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you and your husband
didn't really fit in
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with the neighborhood.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, Kurt put up a solar panel
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and a wind turbine, and
it made everybody mad.
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They thought they were pretty ugly.
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They said they ruined the
neighborhood, you know.
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But he just wanted to save the planet.
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There's nothing wrong with that, right?
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No, it's quite a noble cause.
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But it can kind of rub people
the wrong way sometimes.
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When the gay couple's dog
peed on the wind turbine,
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Kurt gave the dog a laxative
that nearly killed him.
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Oh.
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Well, that... that's not quite so noble.
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Neighbors don't forget
a thing like that.
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We got shunned.
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Found out what caused
the minI explosions.
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Would it have anything to do with
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the pebbles embedded in the remains?
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If by pebbles, you mean
the rudaceous sedimentary
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stratified clast fragments, then yes.
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Now, based on the amount of pyrites,
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I'd estimate the porosity
at approximately 25%.
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That's ideal for moisture saturation.
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Meaning the pebbles
exploded when they got hot.
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The pebbles, as you
so quaintly call them,
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were all found on the same
strata as the human remains.
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Most likely dragged
from the murder site.
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Which explains why they
were embedded in the remains.
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Yeah.
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All consistent in size and color.
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Decorative, perhaps?
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I'll call you back.
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These bones are not human.
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I assume they're pig.
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Yes.
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Time for prayers?
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Yes, but I have a couple of minutes.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Why?
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As a Muslim,
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I imagine you consider
this work unclean.
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Yes, well, as a Christian, I
imagine you feel the same way.
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Four femurs, 12 phalanges,
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dozens of teeth, 12 canines.
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Luau custom says
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throw the pig bones back in the pit.
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Sorry, sorry. Pig bones.
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God... I'm fine, Dr. Saroyan.
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Perhaps the killer assumed
his victim's remains
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would never be noticed
amongst the pig bones.
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Really, Arastoo, there's
no reason for you...
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I appreciate your
concern, but I am fine.
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No, really, most of
us aren't devout here,
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and I respect your religion.
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"He hath forbidden
you the flesh of swine,
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"but if one is forced by necessity,
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"without willful disobedience,
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nor transgressing due limits,
then is he guiltless. "
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Point is, you shouldn't feel forced...
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I'm a scientist, okay?
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Just like the rest of you.
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I can deal. So please just
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back off and let me
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do my job like anyone else.
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Wow.
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I apologize for my outburst.
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Oh, you aren't even gonna try
to un-ring that bell, are you?
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I have to pray.
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Saroyan.
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I found the rudaceous sedimentary
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stratified clast fragment mother lode.
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Uh, yeah, any signs of a struggle
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in the pebbles? No...
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Um, I call do-over.
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They're covered in blood.
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Lots of blood.
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My friend's dad
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just got a new girlfriend.
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He goes with his dad to her
place all the time to swim.
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Oh, so he likes her.
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Well, that's good.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No, I'm on a celibacy kick.
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It's been five months and nine days,
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which in celibacy time is 400 years.
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What does celibacy mean?
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It's, um...
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I don't have a boyfriend, no.
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How about my dad?
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I don't think he has a boyfriend either.
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No, he really, really
needs a girlfriend.
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Really. Why?
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To sex up.
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That's very succinctly put.
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Could Dad sex you up?
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Don't think I haven't considered that,
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but I'm sort of on
the sidelines for now.
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But thank you for thinking of me.
265
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Okay. Ready?
266
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Mm-hmm.
267
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Done.
268
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Cool.
269
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How'd you do that?
270
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I'm good.
271
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Plenty.
272
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He estimates a fatal amount.
273
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,334
Can you compare the blood to
274
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,667
the cooked guy and see if it's his?
275
00:10:36,734 --> 00:10:38,433
He's pretty cooked, but we'll try.
276
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,567
Hodgins also I. D.'d
morning glory pollen
277
00:10:41,634 --> 00:10:43,667
between the victim's
eyeballs and his sunglasses.
278
00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:44,834
How is that relevant?
279
00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:47,533
He said morning glories
only bloom after sunup.
280
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,034
Sunrise was 5:47 A. M., so we're close
281
00:10:50,101 --> 00:10:51,967
to a time of death.
282
00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:54,301
Were you guys aware that Arastoo
doesn't really have an accent?
283
00:10:54,368 --> 00:10:55,600
Yeah, he does.
284
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,567
Yeah, it's thicker than
Achmed the rug merchant.
285
00:10:57,634 --> 00:11:00,634
Was that racist? It sounded racist.
286
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,767
I knew that despite
287
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,034
the fact that Arastoo said
288
00:11:03,101 --> 00:11:05,867
he was Iranian, his
accent was Jordanian.
289
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:08,400
Don't you find it odd that he was faking
290
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,901
an Arab accent of any kind?
291
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,901
Iranian isn't actually Arab.
292
00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,667
What? Bones, it's weird!
293
00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,567
Now how is it any more odd than, say,
294
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,001
shaving your face
295
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,400
or putting on makeup?
I'm not hanging up because
296
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,901
I don't have an answer to
that, I'm just hanging up.
297
00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:24,400
But... I had questions about
298
00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,067
the morning glories.
299
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,767
So, we understand that
300
00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:32,433
you and the deceased had an altercation
301
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,834
over your dog?
302
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,234
You think that we cooked him
because he poisoned our dog?
303
00:11:36,301 --> 00:11:37,667
Kurt did not poison our dog.
304
00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:38,700
Yes, he did.
305
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,301
Rocky peed on his stupid windmill,
306
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:43,067
so then he gave our
dog chocolate laxatives.
307
00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:45,667
Dogs don't react to
that the way people do.
308
00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,700
It's very difficult to
overdose on laxatives.
309
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:48,867
All that will happen is...
310
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,034
Rocky died from cancer.
311
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,034
Maybe.
312
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,400
We'll never know
313
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,500
because someone wouldn't
pay for a doggy autopsy.
314
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:56,101
Oh, my God. You won't let that go,
315
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:57,867
even though the FBI
thinks that we killed Kurt
316
00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,101
for poisoning our dog.
317
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,967
We don't think that he poisoned our dog.
318
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:03,467
He does.
319
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:08,134
Now that I think about it...
Rocky totally died of cancer.
320
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:12,467
Can you see anything
321
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,500
that would explain copious blood loss?
322
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,600
Not so far. As you can see,
323
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,800
here and here...
324
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,368
Can it, bub. It's just you and me here.
325
00:12:21,268 --> 00:12:23,268
This mark here on the scapula
326
00:12:23,334 --> 00:12:25,034
suggests a puncture wound.
327
00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:27,034
And it's barely a poke, right?
328
00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:29,533
It would've been painful,
but no way it kills the guy.
329
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,467
Here we see a bone laceration
330
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,867
on the victim's proximal humerus
331
00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:34,467
adjacent to the greater tubercle.
332
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:36,834
Staining suggests that the
injury occurred before he died.
333
00:12:36,901 --> 00:12:38,101
Is that bone splintering?
334
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,634
Yes, micro-fragments.
335
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,001
I believe the laceration's
336
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:43,967
the result of a blow from
a reciprocating-type weapon.
337
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,934
Like? A saw.
338
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:48,167
I asked Dr. Hodgins to
swab for particulates
339
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,600
that may have been
transferred from the blade.
340
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,600
Here...
341
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:56,167
is the stab wound.
342
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,067
And the laceration from the saw.
343
00:12:58,134 --> 00:13:00,533
Neither blow's anywhere
near a major vein or artery.
344
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,967
Neither blow explains the
amount of blood on the pebbles.
345
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,400
I ran a metal detector
through all the crap we found
346
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:06,867
at the bottom of the pit.
347
00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:08,800
Crap?! Yeah, yeah.
348
00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:10,600
Technical term.
349
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:11,967
Bullet.
350
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,268
Is that a. 44 caliber?
351
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,301
Yep. This seems to suggest,
352
00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:17,467
rather convincingly,
353
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:28,601
Whoa-whoa-whoa,
wait a second.
354
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,968
You and Parker discussed my sex life?
355
00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:33,034
Well, we discussed
your lack of sex life.
356
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,300
Angela, neither you
nor him, especially him,
357
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:36,867
know anything about my sex life.
358
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:40,367
Well, he knows that daddy ain't
getting any, and he's concerned.
359
00:13:40,434 --> 00:13:42,434
He thinks you need a girlfriend...
360
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,534
to have sex.
361
00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:45,001
He said that?
362
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,934
Well, his exact words
were, "To sex up. "
363
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,767
I think you need to talk to him
honestly about your love life.
364
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,167
You kidding me? No offense,
365
00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:53,400
but I'm not talking about that.
366
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,767
Hey... What?
367
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,034
Want to run our friendly
neighborhood suburbanites
368
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,233
through the National
Gun Permit Database,
369
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,801
see if any of them own a. 44?
370
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,001
Hodgins found that in the pit.
371
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,200
Hi, Dr. Saroyan.
372
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:02,534
Do you have a boyfriend?
373
00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,701
See? This is exactly
how it started with me.
374
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,601
Come on. Let's go. Come on.
375
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,001
I gotta get you back home,
376
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,434
or your mom's gonna kill me, all right?
377
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,434
Let me see this stuff.
378
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,467
Does this stuff come off?
379
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:15,267
Oh, seriously. That's
your big worry right now?
380
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,701
I hate Verbena Court.
381
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:22,834
Every last thing about it.
382
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:24,400
It's artificial,
383
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,901
soulless... that's why
I'm trying to sell out.
384
00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:29,167
It's ennui, Agent Booth,
do you understand that?
385
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,367
Looks kind of nice to
me. It's good for kids.
386
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:34,334
They call it a cul-de-sac,
but what it is is a dead end.
387
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,034
So why'd you move there
in the first place?
388
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,500
Wife wants kids; kids want lawns.
389
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,467
Here. I got snookered in the math.
390
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:42,467
Right. Thanks.
391
00:14:42,534 --> 00:14:45,300
Snookered enough, uh... to snap?
392
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:48,233
So I own a handgun. So what?
393
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,068
I have a license, it's registered.
394
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:52,667
We found this bullet in the
pit with Bessette's body.
395
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:54,534
We checked out his bank records.
396
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:58,834
You wired $5,000 into
his account last month?
397
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:01,734
Verbena Court was built with a
limited amount of phone lines.
398
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,767
Bessette bought them all.
399
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,634
I wanted to put in a second line.
400
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:07,534
Your neighbor charged you
$5,000 for a phone line?
401
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:08,701
Yup.
402
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,300
Then he spent the five grand
403
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,233
on putting up the damn windmill.
404
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,434
Okay, so he rips you off for five grand,
405
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,734
you snap and you shoot him.
406
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:17,100
No.
407
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,200
I should've shot him.
408
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,934
It wasn't Kurt I shot, though.
409
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,100
I shot the pig.
410
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,567
The luau pig.
411
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:24,734
Excuse me?
412
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:27,667
Bob Sayles and I found
a farm in North Carolina
413
00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,667
and paid to hunt our own pig.
414
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,200
With a handgun?
415
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:33,100
I'll give you the name of the farm.
416
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,867
Porky walked right up to us.
417
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,133
I popped him one between the eyes.
418
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,701
I barfed, Bob cried.
419
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,701
Suburban hunters.
420
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,001
That's an oxymoron, my friend.
421
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:48,001
It's an oxymoron.
422
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,901
No, no, no, no, you can't just walk in here
- Arastoo Vaziri,
423
00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:56,133
our Muslim intern
- he's been faking his accent.
424
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,300
At first I go where everyone else goes,
you know- terrorist.
425
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,400
Wouldn't a terrorist
fake not having an accent?
426
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,901
Is it crazy or just weird?
427
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:05,934
Weird, I can deal with, but crazy...
428
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:07,867
Wait. What do you want me to do?
429
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,801
Oh, crazy is your department.
430
00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:14,567
They went to a farm and shot
an innocent pig in the head?
431
00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:16,267
Look, it's not a Federal offense, Bones.
432
00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,334
There's nothing we can
do about it now, okay?
433
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,534
So let's just focus
on the murdered human.
434
00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:24,667
Okay, so far, we have a nick on
the scapula, suggesting stabbing,
435
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,200
and splintering on the
humerus, which suggests sawing.
436
00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:29,100
But neither explains bleeding out.
437
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,634
Well, Sweets says he has something
438
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:32,767
he'd like to share with
us in the conference room.
439
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,133
Why does he have to say "share"?
440
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,300
Why can't he just say "show"?
441
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,300
What do you have?
442
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,467
Hey. Hey.
443
00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:38,901
Suburbanites tend to
put too much emphasis
444
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,068
on their outward accomplishments.
445
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,634
Now, this creates a sense of detachment.
446
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,634
Ennui.
447
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,867
Very insightful. That's right.
448
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:46,601
All right. The inherent uniformity
449
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,901
and shared ideals of a
planned community suggest that
450
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,701
the neighborhood can be
psychologically analyzed
451
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,167
as a single, dysfunctional personality.
452
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:56,068
You mean you can look
at it anthropologically?
453
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,734
Really? You're gonna
shanghai my whole discipline?
454
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,801
You're tapping into
what anthropologists call
455
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:02,534
"lines of influence,
dominance and suasion. "
456
00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:05,200
Go on, Sweets. Just let him go on.
457
00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:08,034
So we can look at the
community as a single
458
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,968
dysfunctional personality, dealing with
459
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,367
sexual infidelity,
460
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:12,834
indebtedness, resentment...
461
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,801
That's what I just said. Both of you
- it's murder, okay?
462
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,200
We're either dealing
with money or sex here.
463
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:17,567
That's what I just said.
464
00:17:17,634 --> 00:17:19,968
And this is where psychology
can provide an insight
465
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,767
that anthropology cannot. I doubt that.
466
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:25,267
Well, suburbanites will
not only lie to outsiders,
467
00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:28,100
they'll lie to each other and
to themselves. What Sweets means
468
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:32,133
is that societal norms endemic
to the suburban acculturation
469
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,068
dichotomize exterior postures
and clandestine protocols.
470
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:36,834
Just give me one thing
that's gonna help me
471
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:38,200
catch the murderer
- just one thing.
472
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:43,300
All right, deal with these
people as separate elements
473
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:45,867
of a collective personality.
474
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,200
Identify the threat
that Kurt Bessette posed
475
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,601
to their psychological equanimity,
476
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:51,634
and the killer will emerge.
477
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:53,634
I agree.
478
00:17:53,701 --> 00:17:55,901
It doesn't help me one bit.
479
00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:57,100
Why?
480
00:17:57,167 --> 00:18:00,467
You seriously believe all that hoo-ha?
481
00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:01,500
It's anthropology, so, yes.
482
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:03,001
Wrong "ology. " Keep your grubby
483
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:04,634
anthro hands off my psych.
484
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:07,400
Listen, Bones, I'll meet you down
in the car in five minutes, okay?
485
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,434
What?
486
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,968
Five minutes.
487
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:12,034
What?
488
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:15,534
Okay, look...
489
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:17,200
Parker has been asking
490
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,801
all the women that I work with
491
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,167
to be my girlfriend.
492
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,801
Well, the women you
work with are beautiful.
493
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,467
Don't turn this into a
conversation about sex, okay?
494
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:24,968
My kid is eight years old here.
495
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,001
Parker's pre-adolescent,
496
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,801
but he's very concerned with sex.
497
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:29,801
What he's concerned about
are shoes with wheels on them.
498
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:32,133
There are five stages of
psychosexual development:
499
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,867
oral,
500
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,434
anal, phallic... Whoa!
501
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,133
latent and genital.
502
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,801
Now Parker's transitioning
from latent to genital.
503
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,434
At the genital stage,
504
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,100
he's learning to identify with
his gender parent. That's you.
505
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,467
He looking at you to
see his sexual future.
506
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,100
How do I get him to stop?
507
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,934
My advice is to let him see
you interact with a woman.
508
00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:53,834
Easy! No, not sexually. Socially.
509
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,400
Show him you're comfortable with women
510
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,534
so he can learn to be the same way.
511
00:18:57,601 --> 00:18:58,834
Okay. Okay? Just like that?
512
00:18:58,901 --> 00:18:59,968
You're taking my advice?
513
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:01,934
No, I just don't want to talk to you
514
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:03,467
about it anymore.
515
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:06,100
Wait. This isn't my office.
516
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,300
"Alibis. "
517
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,934
Hmm, it's very organized.
518
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,601
"At the time of the murder,
519
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,601
"Mary Kay Sayles was
biking with James Perry
520
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:58,767
and Elliot Lindbergh. "
521
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,601
I'm thinking gay guy and 'burb hater
522
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,267
are out biking with church lady.
523
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:05,667
Oh, so you're thinking
they're a sexual threesome?
524
00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,567
What? Wow. No. I was just thinking
525
00:20:07,634 --> 00:20:09,467
that one of these
cyclists was having sex
526
00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:10,801
with Kurt Bessette.
527
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:14,100
Oh. So we should find out
where churchy lady's husband
528
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:18,034
and gay guy's boyfriend and 'burb
hater's wife were at that time.
529
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,667
Hey, if this turns out to be some
530
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:21,167
suburban-key-party-
threesome-revenge-slaying,
531
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:23,200
it's gonna get complicated
and I'm gonna get...
532
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:24,467
Hey, so I finally got through
533
00:20:24,534 --> 00:20:26,901
the particulates left behind by the saw.
534
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:29,068
Three different organic
remnants on the cut:
535
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:31,233
a hooked thorn from the
Bougainvillea glabra,
536
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,968
a haw from a hybrid Crataegus monogyna
537
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:37,500
and nectar from a
Syringa protolaciniata.
538
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,167
Each plant was from a different yard.
539
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,601
But all on the same reciprocating saw.
540
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:41,901
Yeah.
541
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,601
So, my question is, did
you kill Kurt Bessette
542
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:57,500
on your own volition or did
his wife talk you into it?
543
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:59,167
What? Bessette was attacked
544
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,034
with your hedge trimmer. Come on.
545
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,267
Young hot suburban gardener,
546
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:04,734
bored suburban housewives.
547
00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:06,400
You're an ethnological trope.
548
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,300
What? Come on, Trey.
549
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,968
Iced tea is not the
only perk here, is it?
550
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,267
Look, I had nothing going
with Kurt Bessette's wife.
551
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:15,200
Let me make this a little
easier for you, shall we?
552
00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:24,400
Which one of these people did
you have something going with?
553
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,701
Paige Sayles.
554
00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,968
The church lady's daughter.
555
00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:36,467
She's 18, she's legal...
and, plus, it was her idea.
556
00:21:36,534 --> 00:21:38,100
And?
557
00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:43,901
Paula Lindbergh
- I think she was trying to get pregnant
558
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:46,734
so her husband would
stay in the suburbs.
559
00:21:46,801 --> 00:21:48,400
So, you mind being used as a stud horse?
560
00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:49,934
Would you?
561
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:52,200
Do these women know about each other?
562
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,334
Not from me.
563
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,567
Then from who?
564
00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:57,701
Mr. Bessette caught
me and Mrs. Lindbergh
565
00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:58,934
sloshing up her hot tub.
566
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:01,267
Where were you between the hours
567
00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:03,167
of 5:00 am and 8:00 am
568
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:05,068
the morning of the luau?
569
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:06,467
I've got a girlfriend.
570
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,100
I mean, back in my neighborhood.
571
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,534
A real one who I love. I was with her.
572
00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:17,034
Wow. That cul-de-sac
is like a sex camp.
573
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,334
What? There's a sex camp?
574
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,567
No, no, no
- listen,
575
00:22:20,634 --> 00:22:22,500
what were your
anthropological lines again?
576
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,367
Influence, dominance and suasion.
577
00:22:24,434 --> 00:22:25,834
Okay, look, we both know
578
00:22:25,901 --> 00:22:27,934
that the murder victim wasn't
above shaking someone down
579
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,167
for a phone line, so maybe he finds out
580
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:31,901
that Paula Lindbergh
is trying to make babies
581
00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:33,934
with the gardener; he
puts the squeeze on her,
582
00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:37,001
she kills him and Casanova
gardener boy helps out.
583
00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,701
Definitely fits the paradigm.
584
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,334
I was afraid this would come up
585
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,334
when I heard you took
Trey in for questioning.
586
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,267
You were right. So start talking.
587
00:22:44,334 --> 00:22:46,434
I should never have made
Elliot move to the suburbs.
588
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,334
In a way, I emasculated him.
589
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,200
Oh, God. She's a therapist.
590
00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:52,767
She talks like a therapist.
591
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:56,601
What? You remove a man from an
environment where he flourishes
592
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,334
to a place where he feels impotent,
593
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,634
he actually becomes impotent.
594
00:22:59,701 --> 00:23:01,133
Look, if you wanted a baby so bad,
595
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,467
why didn't you just
move back to the city?
596
00:23:02,534 --> 00:23:05,500
We owe more on this
house than it's worth.
597
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,300
And even if Elliot could sell
it, we're stuck financially.
598
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,400
What happened when Kurt Bessette
found you with the gardener?
599
00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:11,667
Nothing.
600
00:23:11,734 --> 00:23:12,934
He smirked.
601
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,701
Did Kurt threaten to tell
your husband or blackmail you?
602
00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:20,001
Oh, no. He wouldn't dare. Why not?
603
00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:22,434
Wait, you think that
Kurt told my husband
604
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,167
about the gardener, and
so Elliot killed him?
605
00:23:26,968 --> 00:23:29,901
Elliot puked when he shot a pig. Please.
606
00:23:29,968 --> 00:23:31,534
Interlocking lines of suasion
607
00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:32,834
between members of the collective
608
00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:34,334
result in multiple duplicities.
609
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,834
Oh, my God.
610
00:23:35,901 --> 00:23:36,867
She's an anthropologist.
611
00:23:36,934 --> 00:23:38,100
She talks like an anthropologist.
612
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,200
Just answer the question.
613
00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:40,634
Why wouldn't Kurt Bessette dare
614
00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:42,001
tell your husband about the gardener?
615
00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,300
I'm a trained therapist.
616
00:23:44,367 --> 00:23:46,167
I looked at Kurt and Paige
talking on the street.
617
00:23:46,233 --> 00:23:48,934
I knew immediately that their
relationship was clandestine.
618
00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:50,367
Probably sexual.
619
00:23:50,434 --> 00:23:53,567
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
with that 18-year-old girl.
620
00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:54,934
I used that knowledge to ask
621
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,133
for our five grand back for the phone.
622
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,068
Kurt wouldn't have
agreed if it weren't true.
623
00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:01,367
If I were you,
624
00:24:01,434 --> 00:24:02,934
I'd be looking at Paige's father
625
00:24:03,001 --> 00:24:05,701
for this murder, not my Elliot.
626
00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:07,367
PAIGE Hey, Dad!
627
00:24:07,434 --> 00:24:09,767
I'm going to kill you!
628
00:24:09,834 --> 00:24:11,334
That never gets old.
629
00:24:14,001 --> 00:24:16,968
Okay, yeah, Kurt and I hooked up.
630
00:24:17,034 --> 00:24:18,834
I'm of age.
631
00:24:18,901 --> 00:24:20,467
He didn't break any
laws sleeping with me.
632
00:24:20,534 --> 00:24:21,867
So, what did you see in him?
633
00:24:21,934 --> 00:24:23,734
Kurt wasn't like the
other guys from here.
634
00:24:23,801 --> 00:24:25,801
He wasn't just cute,
635
00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:28,567
he was committed to the environment,
636
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,834
saving our planet. People hated him
637
00:24:30,901 --> 00:24:32,367
because he made them feel ashamed
638
00:24:32,434 --> 00:24:34,001
that they weren't doing more.
639
00:24:34,068 --> 00:24:36,467
I think what they
hated was the windmill.
640
00:24:36,534 --> 00:24:38,867
You know, it's possible
having sex with you killed him.
641
00:24:38,934 --> 00:24:41,300
No, Kurt was in awesome shape.
642
00:24:41,367 --> 00:24:43,601
No, I didn't mean that you
gave him a heart attack.
643
00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:44,667
What I meant was,
644
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,467
it's possible that someone
645
00:24:46,534 --> 00:24:48,934
who cares about you killed him.
646
00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:51,901
Like my Dad, you mean?
647
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,801
Or Trey the gardener.
648
00:24:55,767 --> 00:24:58,133
But they didn't even know about Kurt.
649
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,767
Well... what if they did?
650
00:25:07,901 --> 00:25:10,233
Is this an official FBI investigation?
651
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,133
Do I need some kind of representation?
652
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,801
Yeah, the whole accent thing-
653
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:16,001
it's kind of out in the world.
654
00:25:16,068 --> 00:25:19,167
I figured.
655
00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:22,267
This place, the Jeffersonian-
656
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:25,300
they see things in very
black-and-white terms.
657
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,534
Comes with the gig. We're scientists.
658
00:25:27,601 --> 00:25:31,267
Yes, but unlike any of
them, you're religious.
659
00:25:31,334 --> 00:25:32,434
Muslim.
660
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,034
Now, this man I see in
front of me right now-
661
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,467
rational, pragmatic,
highly intelligent-
662
00:25:37,534 --> 00:25:40,167
that man might have to explain
663
00:25:40,233 --> 00:25:42,434
his religion to people
like that every single day.
664
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,834
Whereas...
665
00:25:43,901 --> 00:25:46,634
Whereas a kid from the sticks of
Iran, newly arrived in the West,
666
00:25:46,701 --> 00:25:49,567
it's no wonder he clings to
his cultural superstitions.
667
00:25:49,634 --> 00:25:50,901
There you go.
668
00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:53,500
Frustrating enough to drive
a guy to fake an accent.
669
00:25:53,567 --> 00:25:55,667
Which, in my professional
opinion, is not crazy.
670
00:25:55,734 --> 00:25:57,400
You're a pretty smart guy.
671
00:25:57,467 --> 00:26:01,734
But I don't need a scientist
to tell me who or what I am.
672
00:26:01,801 --> 00:26:05,968
And neither should you, Mr. Vaziri.
673
00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:06,968
Thanks for coming by.
674
00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:08,500
Thank you.
675
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,001
Tox screen came back positive
for potassium nitrate,
676
00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:14,667
which can be prescribed
for high blood pressure...
677
00:26:14,734 --> 00:26:16,968
...but Kurt Bessette
was in very good shape.
678
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:19,534
Yes, we heard that from
his teenage girlfriend.
679
00:26:19,601 --> 00:26:20,834
Enough to kill the guy?
680
00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:22,834
Nope. He might have experienced
some muscle weakness,
681
00:26:22,901 --> 00:26:24,834
but otherwise saltpeter
is fairly harmless.
682
00:26:24,901 --> 00:26:26,367
Saltpeter is not harmless, okay?
683
00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:27,567
I went to Catholic school.
684
00:26:27,634 --> 00:26:29,233
That's a total myth, Booth.
685
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,400
No, Booth did actually
go to a Catholic school.
686
00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:33,334
No, no, no, the nuns
- used to put saltpeter
687
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,867
in all the boys' milk at lunch
so that we couldn't get...
688
00:26:36,934 --> 00:26:39,200
So we could concentrate without...
689
00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:40,434
You know!
690
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,567
Ping?
691
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,100
But how could you tell that it was
692
00:26:43,167 --> 00:26:44,534
in the boys' milk and not the girls'?
693
00:26:44,601 --> 00:26:45,968
'Cause the boys' milk
was always frothier.
694
00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:47,167
And did it work?
695
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:49,068
Well, not on me.
696
00:26:49,133 --> 00:26:50,534
Well, it didn't work on anyone, Booth.
697
00:26:50,601 --> 00:26:52,400
Why people insist upon believing
698
00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:53,968
that old wives' tale in
the face of all evidence,
699
00:26:54,034 --> 00:26:55,001
I'll never understand.
700
00:26:55,068 --> 00:26:57,534
Saltpeter acts as a blood thinner.
701
00:26:57,601 --> 00:26:59,701
See? Thin blood could stop a guy from...
702
00:26:59,767 --> 00:27:01,901
We've been saying that the two wounds
703
00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,400
we found on the victim's body
704
00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:04,767
wouldn't be enough for him to bleed out.
705
00:27:04,834 --> 00:27:07,334
But with saltpeter, he
could have bled internally
706
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,200
from even minor soft tissue damage.
707
00:27:10,267 --> 00:27:11,467
We'd never have seen
the evidence of that
708
00:27:11,534 --> 00:27:12,534
after he cooked.
709
00:27:12,601 --> 00:27:14,233
We got a probable cause of death.
710
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,267
Now we just need to find out who
fed Kurt Bessette the saltpeter.
711
00:27:17,334 --> 00:27:20,100
I think you'll want to talk
to the cheating bastard's wife.
712
00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,500
I begged Kurt to stop cheating on me.
713
00:27:24,567 --> 00:27:25,967
I did everything I could in the bedroom
714
00:27:26,034 --> 00:27:27,101
to make him stay.
715
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,901
I changed my hair. I went to the gym.
716
00:27:28,967 --> 00:27:30,767
But when I went to work every day,
717
00:27:30,834 --> 00:27:33,700
it was a "cat's away,
mice play" situation.
718
00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:35,600
Where did you get the saltpeter?
719
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,301
Oh. Um...
720
00:27:38,368 --> 00:27:40,234
Nate and James have stump remover.
721
00:27:40,301 --> 00:27:42,533
And that's 98% saltpeter.
722
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,201
I figured that might be enough
723
00:27:44,268 --> 00:27:45,934
to remove Kurt's stump from her garden.
724
00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:48,368
Who else knew
725
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:49,567
he was cheating?
726
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:51,167
Nobody.
727
00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,167
Unless her husband found out.
728
00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:54,433
Husband?
729
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,533
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
730
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,001
with the church lady, too.
731
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:59,934
Do you think her husband
is capable of murder?
732
00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:01,234
Bob? No.
733
00:28:01,301 --> 00:28:03,167
He's just a big dumb-ass knob
734
00:28:03,234 --> 00:28:05,268
who thinks Verbena Court is Heaven.
735
00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:07,268
That was before he knew the neighbor
736
00:28:07,334 --> 00:28:10,268
was having sex with both
his wife and his daughter.
737
00:28:10,334 --> 00:28:12,533
I don't care how big of
a dumb-ass Bob Sayles is.
738
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,234
He finds that out, he's going
to want to kill her husband.
739
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,067
How did you find out about me and Kurt?
740
00:28:24,134 --> 00:28:26,533
Only the two of us knew
and-and Kurt's dead.
741
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,967
You were not the only person
742
00:28:28,034 --> 00:28:29,634
that Kurt Bessette was sleeping with.
743
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:32,234
You mean, aside from his wife?
744
00:28:34,134 --> 00:28:38,001
So I wasn't his only...
745
00:28:38,067 --> 00:28:39,600
Well, who? Who else?
746
00:28:41,034 --> 00:28:43,067
He was sleeping with
your daughter Paige.
747
00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:49,934
You can understand why
you were a suspect here.
748
00:28:50,967 --> 00:28:52,500
Yes.
749
00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:55,234
People kill out of jealousy.
750
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,934
I guess it won't matter if I deny it.
751
00:28:58,001 --> 00:28:59,634
Uh, but you're not our prime suspect.
752
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,067
You see, you have an alibi.
753
00:29:01,134 --> 00:29:04,301
You were out biking with James
Perry and Elliot Lindbergh.
754
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:09,001
So you think Kelly found out
and killed her own husband?
755
00:29:11,533 --> 00:29:13,067
Paige?
756
00:29:13,134 --> 00:29:15,467
My God, she's only 18.
757
00:29:18,134 --> 00:29:22,034
You think my Bob found
out and killed Kurt?
758
00:29:33,834 --> 00:29:35,167
I found evidence of a homogenous mixture
759
00:29:35,234 --> 00:29:39,368
of oily and waxy long-chain,
which are non-polar hydrocarbons
760
00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:41,467
in, uh, this fracture of the skull.
761
00:29:41,533 --> 00:29:42,767
Can't you just say lubricant?
762
00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:44,001
Isn't that much quicker?
763
00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:45,334
Arastoo must be finished looking
764
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,134
at the mini-fractures
in that area, right?
765
00:29:47,201 --> 00:29:48,368
Where is he?
766
00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:49,533
Sorry.
767
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,533
Sorry, I just finished morning prayers.
768
00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:56,901
Skull fracture is located
high on the frontal bone,
769
00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:58,268
right on the midline.
770
00:29:58,334 --> 00:30:00,500
Whoa!
771
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:02,101
Who are you?
772
00:30:04,268 --> 00:30:05,533
I don't have an accent.
773
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,234
I was faking it.
774
00:30:07,301 --> 00:30:08,634
But I am devout.
775
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,734
I do pray five times a day.
776
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,234
Now can we get back to work, please?
777
00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:14,734
Oh, no. Definitely not.
778
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,901
How do we know you're
not faking this accent?
779
00:30:16,967 --> 00:30:18,500
Does Brennan know about this?
780
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,201
Yes. She doesn't care.
781
00:30:21,201 --> 00:30:22,667
She doesn't care.
782
00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:25,301
The midline fracture...
783
00:30:25,368 --> 00:30:26,967
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
784
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,101
Arastoo, things will go a lot
faster if you just explain.
785
00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:31,201
When I speak as though
I just got off the boat,
786
00:30:31,268 --> 00:30:33,167
people accept my religious convictions.
787
00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:36,034
Plus, fewer terrorist jokes.
788
00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:37,901
I don't know why. 'Cause
they're afraid of you.
789
00:30:39,268 --> 00:30:41,001
You are so going to pay for this. Yeah.
790
00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:42,867
I have no doubt that is true.
791
00:30:42,934 --> 00:30:45,767
Now, this wound has a distinctive
792
00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:47,334
curve shape to it.
793
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,001
It doesn't look very severe.
794
00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:52,433
Corresponding microfractures
to the posterior cranium
795
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,700
indicate that Kurt was hit
796
00:30:53,767 --> 00:30:55,867
while resting his
head on a hard surface.
797
00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:57,400
So, a weak blow that was delivered
798
00:30:57,467 --> 00:30:59,001
when Kurt was already on the ground?
799
00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,368
There's a concrete base
on the wind turbine.
800
00:31:01,467 --> 00:31:03,134
Bob Sayles is a big, burly man.
801
00:31:03,201 --> 00:31:04,867
Yeah, but he's a decent guy.
802
00:31:04,934 --> 00:31:05,934
Well, what does that have to do with it?
803
00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:07,201
Decent guys, you know.
804
00:31:07,268 --> 00:31:08,400
They have a harder time hitting a guy
805
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:09,567
when they're already down on the ground.
806
00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,567
So, not a weak blow,
a half-hearted one?
807
00:31:11,634 --> 00:31:13,067
This mark here
808
00:31:13,134 --> 00:31:15,101
could be congruent with a golf club.
809
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,734
It's curved and metallic.
810
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,201
I could run up an image.
811
00:31:18,268 --> 00:31:19,934
Most clubs have a brazing composition
812
00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:21,834
to secure the titanium alloy
that's on the club head.
813
00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:23,234
I can check on that.
814
00:31:23,301 --> 00:31:26,800
So a reciprocating saw, a
golf-club with some lubricant.
815
00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:29,901
That just leaves the
puncture weapon unidentified.
816
00:31:31,467 --> 00:31:33,433
It takes a village, Bones.
817
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,834
Uh, I beg your pardon?
818
00:31:34,901 --> 00:31:36,268
A village to raise a kid properly.
819
00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:37,600
You know, it takes a village.
820
00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:39,667
But metaphorically; it doesn't
mean we all must grow up
821
00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:41,467
in hamlets of 800 people or less.
822
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,101
Thanks, um... Will you be my village?
823
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,600
Huh?
824
00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:47,567
I- I need Parker to know that I lead
a full and rewarding life.
825
00:31:47,634 --> 00:31:49,067
But you don't. What?
826
00:31:49,134 --> 00:31:50,533
Yes, I do. No, you don't.
827
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,001
You work too much, you don't socialize,
828
00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:54,368
all of which prevents you
from having a full sex life.
829
00:31:54,433 --> 00:31:57,867
Okay, please, let's just take a
hint from, you know, the suburbs
830
00:31:57,934 --> 00:31:59,101
and just make it look good.
831
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,368
You want to know if I'll
help you fool your son
832
00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:02,934
into thinking your life is gratifying?
833
00:32:03,001 --> 00:32:03,967
Yeah. Will you do it?
834
00:32:04,034 --> 00:32:05,400
Well, how?
835
00:32:05,467 --> 00:32:06,700
Come to dinner with us.
836
00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:07,967
Have fun. Laugh at my jokes.
837
00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:10,500
That might actually turn out to be fun,
838
00:32:10,567 --> 00:32:12,700
thus becoming a self-fulfilling desire.
839
00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:14,201
Right. So, you'll do it?
840
00:32:14,268 --> 00:32:17,533
Yes, I will be your hamlet
of 800 people or less.
841
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,834
My village.
842
00:32:18,901 --> 00:32:20,368
I was being amusing.
843
00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:21,800
You should laugh at my jokes, too.
844
00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:22,834
I'm laughing on the inside.
845
00:32:22,901 --> 00:32:24,134
Hey, so I just told
846
00:32:24,201 --> 00:32:26,800
Bob Sayles that both
his wife and daughter
847
00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:28,334
were having sex with Kurt Bessette.
848
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,767
Was he shocked? Yeah,
and he wasn't faking it.
849
00:32:30,834 --> 00:32:33,301
Well, you shouldn't say
that like it's a fact.
850
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,433
In my opinion, his dismay was genuine.
851
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,767
However, it's difficult
to say whether the shock
852
00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:40,368
was due to the sexual revelations
853
00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:42,934
or if we discovered information
he was keeping secret.
854
00:32:43,001 --> 00:32:44,533
I appreciate the distinction.
855
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,034
Hold on to that for a second.
856
00:32:47,934 --> 00:32:49,600
You do the best you can, you know?
857
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,901
You go to work, you
bring home the bacon,
858
00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:53,034
you raise a daughter.
859
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,067
Either of you got daughters?
860
00:32:55,134 --> 00:32:56,167
Mm-mm.
861
00:32:56,234 --> 00:32:58,301
Well, that's the trip, man
- daughters.
862
00:32:58,368 --> 00:33:00,667
I was so worried about
Paige and that gardener kid,
863
00:33:00,734 --> 00:33:02,567
I didn't see what was
happening with Kurt.
864
00:33:02,634 --> 00:33:04,734
But, I mean, what do you
do, preach abstinence?
865
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,500
Doesn't work in Alaska; why
would it work on Verbena Court?
866
00:33:07,567 --> 00:33:10,001
Did you suspect
anything about your wife?
867
00:33:10,067 --> 00:33:11,567
I gotta confess...
868
00:33:12,567 --> 00:33:13,500
If I'd have known
869
00:33:13,567 --> 00:33:14,834
any of that, I'd have killed
870
00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:16,368
the son of a bitch, bare hands.
871
00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:19,001
And there's not a jury in this
country that would convict me,
872
00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:20,634
either. That is untrue.
873
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,001
They most certainly
would have convicted you.
874
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:24,167
You don't have an alibi?
875
00:33:24,234 --> 00:33:26,134
I was home alone, sleeping in,
876
00:33:26,201 --> 00:33:29,433
after getting that pig pit
all dug and ready and lit.
877
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,834
Why would Mary Kay do this to me?
878
00:33:31,901 --> 00:33:34,268
I've been a good husband, good provider.
879
00:33:34,334 --> 00:33:35,867
I took two jobs.
880
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:37,167
Two jobs?
881
00:33:37,234 --> 00:33:38,667
We only have you down
882
00:33:38,734 --> 00:33:39,867
as a CPA for an airline.
883
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,533
Yeah, well, me and Kurt
884
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,533
started a side business on the Internet.
885
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,234
You and Kurt Bessette
had a business together?
886
00:33:46,301 --> 00:33:47,334
Yep.
887
00:33:47,433 --> 00:33:48,901
It was going good, too.
888
00:33:48,967 --> 00:33:51,167
Can you continue the
business without him?
889
00:33:51,234 --> 00:33:52,400
Nah. No way.
890
00:33:52,467 --> 00:33:53,967
He was the entrepreneur.
891
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,700
I just handled the books.
892
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:56,934
What kind of business was it?
893
00:33:57,001 --> 00:34:00,533
The only kind that's recession-proof.
894
00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:05,101
Sex toys.
895
00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:09,634
Guy goes into the sex toy business
896
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:14,034
with another guy, who
commences to nail his wife...
897
00:34:14,101 --> 00:34:15,433
and daughter.
898
00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:22,134
Probably using some
of the merchandise here
899
00:34:22,201 --> 00:34:23,734
to double the fun, huh, Bones?
900
00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:28,234
Bones, looks like we found
901
00:34:28,301 --> 00:34:30,301
the lubricant.
902
00:34:33,850 --> 00:34:35,217
Oh... my God.
903
00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:38,250
Please tell me this has
something to do with the case.
904
00:34:38,317 --> 00:34:41,384
This comprises the contents
of the Sayles' family garage.
905
00:34:41,451 --> 00:34:44,351
Brennan asked me and Arastoo to
look for possible murder weapons.
906
00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,517
We did find the lube
- it's enough to make
907
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:47,684
the whole neighborhood smile.
908
00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:50,718
And there's this.
909
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,150
Well, that looks... scary.
910
00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:53,950
Wasn't a golf club.
911
00:34:54,017 --> 00:34:56,451
No brazing agent or titanium.
912
00:34:56,517 --> 00:34:57,983
Could it have been this?
913
00:34:58,050 --> 00:34:59,684
Oh. Ouch.
914
00:34:59,751 --> 00:35:01,983
What about this lubricant? No,
915
00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:03,351
it's not the right lube.
916
00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:05,317
The lubricant in the
fracture contains hexane
917
00:35:05,384 --> 00:35:06,551
silicone, mineral oil
918
00:35:06,617 --> 00:35:08,551
and propellant.
919
00:35:08,617 --> 00:35:10,384
Same kind used to
lubricate a bicycle chain.
920
00:35:13,651 --> 00:35:15,417
I think I found the weapon.
921
00:35:15,484 --> 00:35:18,584
This point matches the puncture wound.
922
00:35:18,651 --> 00:35:20,384
There's one of those signs on every lawn
923
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,751
on the cul-de-sac.
Bob Sayles was
924
00:35:21,818 --> 00:35:23,150
the head of the Neighborhood Watch.
925
00:35:23,217 --> 00:35:24,184
He's the one that distributed signs.
926
00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:25,551
Huh. You're gonna need to luminol
927
00:35:25,617 --> 00:35:27,217
every sign on Verbena Court.
928
00:35:27,284 --> 00:35:28,384
You're gonna tell me to stop looking
929
00:35:28,451 --> 00:35:29,384
through all of this stuff now,
930
00:35:29,451 --> 00:35:30,651
aren't you? I'm afraid so.
931
00:35:31,818 --> 00:35:33,551
I'll go tell Booth about the lube.
932
00:35:33,617 --> 00:35:34,850
Spoilsport.
933
00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:38,751
Finding likely murder
weapons way too fast.
934
00:35:45,617 --> 00:35:47,584
Any blood, Hodgins?
935
00:36:00,818 --> 00:36:02,451
Nothing?
936
00:36:21,117 --> 00:36:23,417
Booth. Yeah?
937
00:36:23,484 --> 00:36:25,284
We're testing positive for blood here.
938
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:27,317
Someone stabbed him with his own sign.
939
00:36:31,351 --> 00:36:32,983
Curved, metallic object
940
00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:35,117
I thought might be a golf club?
941
00:36:35,184 --> 00:36:36,818
Her shoes.
942
00:36:38,184 --> 00:36:39,584
Silicone lubricant.
943
00:36:39,651 --> 00:36:40,751
You kicked
944
00:36:40,818 --> 00:36:41,983
Kurt Bessette in the head
945
00:36:42,050 --> 00:36:43,684
while he was lying in the pebbles.
946
00:36:46,317 --> 00:36:48,451
You were with James Perry and
Elliot Lindbergh that morning.
947
00:36:48,517 --> 00:36:50,950
The three of you each
gave him a separate blow.
948
00:36:51,017 --> 00:36:53,317
Any one of you could
have taken the saw from
949
00:36:53,384 --> 00:36:55,551
the gardener's truck. And
the sign from his lawn.
950
00:36:55,617 --> 00:36:56,718
We have alibis.
951
00:36:56,784 --> 00:36:58,451
You're each other's alibis.
952
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,818
All three of you were
together at the time of death.
953
00:37:00,883 --> 00:37:01,883
Your alibI just turned into
954
00:37:01,950 --> 00:37:03,184
an anti-alibi.
955
00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:06,751
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
956
00:37:06,818 --> 00:37:09,751
Take these three into custody, please.
957
00:37:09,818 --> 00:37:10,784
Yes, sir!
958
00:37:10,850 --> 00:37:12,351
Got it!
959
00:37:12,417 --> 00:37:13,651
Hands behind your back now.
960
00:37:13,718 --> 00:37:15,451
Right now! Let's go!
961
00:37:25,818 --> 00:37:27,584
Three separate injuries
962
00:37:27,651 --> 00:37:29,983
to the body and... three suspects.
963
00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:32,117
Access to the luau pit.
964
00:37:32,184 --> 00:37:34,718
The evidence indicates that
we caught the murderers.
965
00:37:34,784 --> 00:37:37,551
Yeah, I believe you did
catch the right people.
966
00:37:37,617 --> 00:37:38,883
Okay, then what's your problem?
967
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:40,384
Motive. James Perry
968
00:37:40,451 --> 00:37:43,284
was angry that Kurt poisoned the dog.
969
00:37:43,351 --> 00:37:46,284
Elliot Lindbergh was
ripped off for $5,000.
970
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,184
Right. My problem is, all these motives
971
00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,883
were a long time cooking, right?
972
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:51,184
These weapons-
973
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:53,883
a sign, the hedge
trimmers, kicking him-
974
00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:56,551
all suggest... heat
of the moment, right?
975
00:37:56,617 --> 00:37:58,050
Not premeditation.
976
00:37:58,117 --> 00:37:59,250
So you want to know why they all
977
00:37:59,317 --> 00:38:00,250
snapped at that precise moment.
978
00:38:00,317 --> 00:38:01,751
Yeah, yeah. Now, picture it:
979
00:38:01,818 --> 00:38:05,250
It's dawn; three
cyclists are heading out.
980
00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:06,317
They spot Kurt.
981
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,050
They approach him for some reason.
982
00:38:08,117 --> 00:38:09,184
They argue, and then,
983
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:12,384
with all this pent-up
rage, they attack.
984
00:38:12,451 --> 00:38:14,451
One slice, one jab, one kick.
985
00:38:14,517 --> 00:38:16,883
They didn't know that he was
full of the blood thinner,
986
00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:18,551
that he would die from the assault.
987
00:38:18,617 --> 00:38:19,818
Why does this matter?
988
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:21,417
We already have the people responsible.
989
00:38:21,484 --> 00:38:23,150
'Cause it's knowledge, Dr. Brennan.
990
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,284
It's insight into humans.
991
00:38:24,351 --> 00:38:26,184
It's why I do what I do.
992
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,084
It's a good answer, Bones.
993
00:38:29,117 --> 00:38:31,384
It was a good answer.
994
00:38:31,451 --> 00:38:34,084
Fine. Okay, Kurt must have
995
00:38:34,150 --> 00:38:37,117
violated some ethos of the suburbs.
996
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:39,617
Like cheating on his wife
or ripping off his neighbors.
997
00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:41,217
Those are all accepted derivations
998
00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:42,484
of the suburban ethos.
999
00:38:42,551 --> 00:38:44,651
Cam said that one of her neighbors
1000
00:38:44,718 --> 00:38:46,384
had his garage burned down
1001
00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:48,584
for cutting his lawn on the diagonal.
1002
00:38:53,551 --> 00:38:55,017
The windmill.
1003
00:38:55,084 --> 00:38:56,417
It was the last straw.
1004
00:38:56,484 --> 00:38:58,351
It's ugly, makes a horrible sound,
1005
00:38:58,417 --> 00:39:00,284
destroys home values-
1006
00:39:00,351 --> 00:39:03,417
It's the diagonal lawn of Verbena Court.
1007
00:39:07,617 --> 00:39:10,117
Okay, this is basically vodka
1008
00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:13,150
with a very, very subtle hint of pepper.
1009
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:14,551
None for me.
1010
00:39:14,617 --> 00:39:16,818
Okay, it's technically
illegal moonshine,
1011
00:39:16,883 --> 00:39:19,451
but we are scientists honing our craft.
1012
00:39:19,517 --> 00:39:21,150
I don't drink alcohol. Okay,
1013
00:39:21,217 --> 00:39:22,150
let's have it.
1014
00:39:22,217 --> 00:39:23,850
Have what? How do you balance
1015
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:27,484
an archaic religious belief
with a life devoted to science?
1016
00:39:27,551 --> 00:39:29,917
This discussion is exactly
what I hoped to avoid.
1017
00:39:29,983 --> 00:39:31,684
It's not our fault you
let the accent slip.
1018
00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:34,818
There's no conflict
between Allah and science.
1019
00:39:34,883 --> 00:39:36,084
Allah created the mystery
1020
00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:37,784
of the world, and science struggles,
1021
00:39:37,883 --> 00:39:39,484
and mostly fails, to explain it.
1022
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,017
But the search for truth
1023
00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:43,983
is honorable, and I honor Allah
through the search for truth.
1024
00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,417
I get that.
1025
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,651
But what's with the "Kill
the infidel" routine?
1026
00:39:48,983 --> 00:39:50,651
It's times like this
I wish I drank alcohol.
1027
00:39:50,718 --> 00:39:53,017
Well, "Fight and slay the unbeliever. "
1028
00:39:53,084 --> 00:39:55,983
I prefer the other option, which
is to enslave the unbeliever.
1029
00:39:58,017 --> 00:39:59,217
It's a joke.
1030
00:40:00,351 --> 00:40:02,050
That was funny.
1031
00:40:02,117 --> 00:40:03,184
Is this part done?
1032
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,684
Not quite. I have one more question.
1033
00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:08,983
If you took the all-time
greatest Celtics players
1034
00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:11,117
and put them against the
all-time greatest Lakers,
1035
00:40:11,184 --> 00:40:12,017
who would win?
1036
00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:13,117
Including the years
1037
00:40:13,184 --> 00:40:14,217
when the Lakers played in Minneapolis?
1038
00:40:14,284 --> 00:40:15,250
Definitely the Celtics.
1039
00:40:15,317 --> 00:40:16,718
Okay, I got one, I got one.
1040
00:40:16,784 --> 00:40:18,084
Pit the all-time greatest Christians
1041
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,184
against the all-time greatest Muslims.
1042
00:40:23,384 --> 00:40:25,584
Oh, you just got smote.
1043
00:40:25,651 --> 00:40:26,751
Wow.
1044
00:40:28,651 --> 00:40:30,751
This is fun.
1045
00:40:30,818 --> 00:40:32,317
Isn't it fun?
1046
00:40:32,384 --> 00:40:33,584
Yes. I'm having fun.
1047
00:40:33,651 --> 00:40:34,684
Is he?
1048
00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:36,050
Bones, you can ask him yourself.
1049
00:40:36,117 --> 00:40:37,451
Hey.
1050
00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:39,217
Are you having fun? Milk shakes are fun,
1051
00:40:39,284 --> 00:40:42,451
and I'm having a milk shake,
so, yeah, I'm having fun.
1052
00:40:42,517 --> 00:40:44,718
That's an excellent syllogism.
1053
00:40:44,784 --> 00:40:46,084
She thinks I'm silly?
1054
00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:48,917
What-what's wrong?
1055
00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:51,250
He needs a girlfriend.
1056
00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:53,384
Well, why doesn't he
have one? I don't know.
1057
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,818
That's another thing we can't talk about
1058
00:40:54,883 --> 00:40:56,384
until I have hair under my arms.
1059
00:40:56,451 --> 00:40:58,617
I got a good idea: what do
you say we all go bowling,
1060
00:40:58,684 --> 00:41:00,184
get out of here, huh?
Couldn't you be his girlfriend?
1061
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,617
Buddy, you really gotta quit that.
1062
00:41:01,684 --> 00:41:02,751
That would be inappropriate.
1063
00:41:02,818 --> 00:41:05,084
Why? Because...
1064
00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:07,718
...we work together.
1065
00:41:07,784 --> 00:41:09,084
That's a stupid reason. You know what?
1066
00:41:09,150 --> 00:41:10,484
Bones, I'm really not
comfortable with the questions
1067
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,883
that you're asking.
Booth, could you maybe
1068
00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:14,584
trust me for a second, trust
that I can say the right thing?
1069
00:41:14,651 --> 00:41:15,917
In the time that I've been with you,
1070
00:41:15,983 --> 00:41:18,784
I've learned a lot about
how to deal with people.
1071
00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:22,117
Your father is very,
very good with people.
1072
00:41:22,184 --> 00:41:24,117
Then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
1073
00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:25,484
And we're off.
1074
00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:27,883
Okay. All right, all right.
1075
00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:30,217
Can I ask you a question?
1076
00:41:30,284 --> 00:41:32,617
Why do you think your father
needs a girlfriend so much?
1077
00:41:32,684 --> 00:41:34,050
Okay, look, Bones, there's a whole
1078
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:36,551
gender-parent dealy-bob
thing going on here.
1079
00:41:36,617 --> 00:41:38,084
You're just going to confuse him.
1080
00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:39,883
So I can have a pool.
1081
00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:41,818
He doesn't sound confused.
1082
00:41:41,883 --> 00:41:43,050
A pool?
1083
00:41:43,117 --> 00:41:45,551
Lasky's dad got a pool
with his girlfriend.
1084
00:41:45,617 --> 00:41:47,850
Oh, you mean Lasky with
the, uh, third nostril?
1085
00:41:47,917 --> 00:41:49,284
Lasky's dad got a girlfriend.
1086
00:41:49,351 --> 00:41:52,417
Then, they got married and
moved to a house with a pool.
1087
00:41:52,484 --> 00:41:54,250
Maybe, if you got married, you'd move
1088
00:41:54,317 --> 00:41:56,684
to a house with a pool
that I could swim in.
1089
00:41:56,751 --> 00:41:57,751
Well, he seems extremely clear
1090
00:41:57,818 --> 00:41:59,484
on why he wants you to get a girlfriend.
1091
00:41:59,551 --> 00:42:01,184
I don't know why you
didn't just ask him.
1092
00:42:03,217 --> 00:42:04,883
So, the whole reason you wanted me
1093
00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:07,751
to get a girlfriend was so
that you could have a pool?
1094
00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:09,150
Mm-hmm. Why else would I care?
1095
00:42:09,217 --> 00:42:12,950
There is a pool in my building...
1096
00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:14,818
that the two of you can use
1097
00:42:14,883 --> 00:42:17,050
as my guests anytime.
1098
00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:18,351
Awesome. That's awesome, right, Dad?
1099
00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:19,551
No, not awesome.
1100
00:42:19,617 --> 00:42:21,150
Simple Socratic method
of solving a problem.
1101
00:42:21,217 --> 00:42:22,184
Nope.
1102
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,250
Mm-mm.
1103
00:42:23,317 --> 00:42:24,384
Parker is right.
1104
00:42:24,451 --> 00:42:25,517
You're awesome, Bones.
1105
00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:26,850
Yeah.
1106
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:28,284
I'm awesome.
1107
00:42:29,484 --> 00:42:31,684
Cheers.