1 00:00:05,326 --> 00:00:06,694 Aaron, where's Joey? 2 00:00:06,902 --> 00:00:07,904 Taking a leak. 3 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:09,489 Buddy system. 4 00:00:09,653 --> 00:00:10,653 Come on. 5 00:00:10,781 --> 00:00:11,866 Which way did he go? 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,591 I don't know. Geez. 7 00:00:13,631 --> 00:00:15,828 Joey's gotta whiz, like, every ten minutes and I... 8 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:33,679 Trauma to the forehead. 9 00:00:33,804 --> 00:00:35,681 Eyes full of maggots and all you see 10 00:00:35,723 --> 00:00:37,407 is the boo-boo on the forehead. 11 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:39,393 Hands bound in front of him. 12 00:00:39,567 --> 00:00:42,063 Definitely not execution style. 13 00:00:42,105 --> 00:00:44,548 What's the... shiny stuff on the nose? 14 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:47,527 Some kind of emollient. It's around his lips, too. 15 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,644 You get anything out of the boy who found him? 16 00:00:49,685 --> 00:00:51,546 Only thing came out of the kid was vomit. 17 00:00:51,588 --> 00:00:53,741 That would explain the pervasive smell. 18 00:00:54,506 --> 00:00:56,118 Why am I here? Dead guy. 19 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,954 Foul play. It's your main function. 20 00:00:57,996 --> 00:00:59,425 With... bones. 21 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,958 This is... very meaty, 22 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,983 there's a bit of bone here. And... there. 23 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,671 And look at all the maggots. 24 00:01:06,713 --> 00:01:08,756 Bones, I said, not "bugs". 25 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:10,455 Lividity looks fixed. 26 00:01:10,731 --> 00:01:13,427 So, it's not a body dump... he was killed here. 27 00:01:13,469 --> 00:01:15,191 This is all flesh. 28 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:17,088 Why'd you call me in on this? 29 00:01:17,128 --> 00:01:18,144 Wasn't me. 30 00:01:18,184 --> 00:01:19,392 - It was me. - Why? 31 00:01:19,477 --> 00:01:21,477 Is it because you're trying to think of excuses 32 00:01:21,519 --> 00:01:23,229 to put Booth and me together on cases? 33 00:01:23,271 --> 00:01:24,814 I wouldn't do that, Dr. Brennan. 34 00:01:24,856 --> 00:01:27,650 'Cause we worked things out and we're fine. Right? 35 00:01:27,692 --> 00:01:28,943 Yeah. Hundred percent. 36 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:31,237 That's... That's not why I called you in. 37 00:01:31,279 --> 00:01:32,279 Then why? 38 00:01:33,489 --> 00:01:35,962 - Feet are missing. - Because his feet are missing, 39 00:01:36,131 --> 00:01:38,428 which... suggests bone trauma, 40 00:01:38,471 --> 00:01:40,496 which immediately suggested you. 41 00:01:40,538 --> 00:01:41,747 Oh, look at that. 42 00:01:42,544 --> 00:01:43,554 Blood. 43 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:45,146 Do you think that's from... 44 00:01:45,193 --> 00:01:46,504 the wound on the forehead? 45 00:01:46,544 --> 00:01:47,837 No. Too much. 46 00:01:49,061 --> 00:01:51,146 All right, looks like the blood 47 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,092 trail stops here. 48 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:54,844 You want the honor? 49 00:01:54,886 --> 00:01:56,964 The honor is all yours. 50 00:02:02,864 --> 00:02:04,291 I got a foot... 51 00:02:06,261 --> 00:02:07,315 Me, too. 52 00:02:07,737 --> 00:02:10,023 Find a third one, and I'll be impressed. 53 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:15,239 I estimate time of death at or around four days. 54 00:02:15,281 --> 00:02:17,491 Hodgins took a look at the maggots and agrees. 55 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:19,763 Trauma to the frontal bone would have been fatal. 56 00:02:19,805 --> 00:02:21,996 Yeah, and tissue damage indicates some kind of blade. 57 00:02:22,038 --> 00:02:23,488 So does bone damage. 58 00:02:24,757 --> 00:02:26,932 Dr. Brennan, you aren't being competitive 59 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:28,836 between flesh and bone, are you? 60 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,713 It's possible. 61 00:02:33,003 --> 00:02:34,967 Absence of pronounced ecchymosis 62 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,128 on the wrists 63 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:38,122 indicates the hands were bound post-mortem. 64 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:39,472 Consistent with the feet. 65 00:02:39,524 --> 00:02:42,391 No hemorrhagic tissue. They were removed post-mortem. 66 00:02:43,057 --> 00:02:45,531 - Was that competive? - No, I'm hearing a tone, but... 67 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,021 it could be my imagination. 68 00:02:47,107 --> 00:02:49,200 Angela's going to be hypnotized. 69 00:02:49,331 --> 00:02:50,360 Why? 70 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,569 She's going deep into her subconscious to remember her husband's name. 71 00:02:53,611 --> 00:02:56,509 So we can find him, divorce him, get married ourselves, 72 00:02:56,556 --> 00:02:58,107 and live happily for all eternity. 73 00:02:58,147 --> 00:02:59,506 You won't live for eternity. 74 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:00,891 I thought you had a name. 75 00:03:00,938 --> 00:03:01,981 A name for what? 76 00:03:02,021 --> 00:03:03,021 Angela's husband. 77 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,099 Birimbau. 78 00:03:04,129 --> 00:03:06,208 But our private investigator says it's a nickname. 79 00:03:06,238 --> 00:03:07,711 You can't get much off a nickname. 80 00:03:07,751 --> 00:03:09,752 Birimbau is... "little flute". 81 00:03:09,949 --> 00:03:11,170 Brazilian. 82 00:03:13,245 --> 00:03:14,245 What? 83 00:03:14,749 --> 00:03:15,760 A "little flute"? 84 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,565 I'm suddenly filled with a sense of... 85 00:03:17,612 --> 00:03:18,629 well-being. 86 00:03:18,669 --> 00:03:20,082 The jury is out on the efficacy 87 00:03:20,123 --> 00:03:21,893 and validity of recovered memories. 88 00:03:21,934 --> 00:03:23,833 That's great. Speaking of names, 89 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:26,101 I... ran the vic's prints. I got a hit. 90 00:03:26,147 --> 00:03:27,853 Ed Milner, from Maryland. 91 00:03:27,895 --> 00:03:30,564 The shiny substance you found on the victim's nose and mouth... 92 00:03:30,606 --> 00:03:31,954 it's sunscreen. 93 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:34,902 Per the manufacturer, "it protects and maintains 94 00:03:34,944 --> 00:03:38,072 the natural color of coats, manes and tails." 95 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:41,534 Coats, manes and tails. Oh, my... 96 00:03:41,684 --> 00:03:43,202 Formulated for horses. 97 00:03:43,308 --> 00:03:44,575 Any human applications? 98 00:03:44,694 --> 00:03:47,234 The manufacturer recommendsagainst use on human skin. 99 00:03:47,298 --> 00:03:50,863 Guys, contents of the victim's stomach are corn, 100 00:03:51,134 --> 00:03:53,254 raw oats and dried molasses. 101 00:03:53,521 --> 00:03:55,156 - Horse food? - FYI. 102 00:03:55,196 --> 00:03:56,881 There's such a thing as too much fiber. 103 00:03:56,921 --> 00:04:00,898 All right, I can draw inferences from multiple equine implications. 104 00:04:00,938 --> 00:04:01,787 What? 105 00:04:01,817 --> 00:04:03,543 She's going along with the horsey theme. 106 00:04:03,596 --> 00:04:07,351 Incised wounds extending into the periosteum of the maxilla, 107 00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:09,854 between the molars and premolars. 108 00:04:10,661 --> 00:04:11,661 What? 109 00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:14,608 His teeth and jaw show evidence of a bit. 110 00:04:18,145 --> 00:04:19,321 His name is "Ed." 111 00:04:21,106 --> 00:04:22,182 Why is that funny? 112 00:04:22,222 --> 00:04:23,619 As in, "A horse is a horse..." 113 00:04:23,659 --> 00:04:25,327 Of course, of course. 114 00:04:26,221 --> 00:04:27,705 The famous Mr. Ed? 115 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:32,246 Mr. Ed?! 116 00:04:36,005 --> 00:04:38,007 Bones S03E03 "Death in the Saddle" 117 00:05:04,052 --> 00:05:07,485 He was supposed to be in a corporate retreat in Orlando, Florida. 118 00:05:07,966 --> 00:05:09,499 He's in marketing. 119 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,612 Are you able to identify your husband's body from that photograph? 120 00:05:13,973 --> 00:05:15,240 Yes, that's Ed. 122 00:05:17,211 --> 00:05:18,447 I don't understand... 124 00:05:19,746 --> 00:05:21,216 who could've done that. 126 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:26,618 We found your husband's body just outside Harrisonburg, Virginia. 127 00:05:27,503 --> 00:05:28,739 Virginia? 128 00:05:29,224 --> 00:05:32,979 Did he... mention any recent disagreements? 129 00:05:34,097 --> 00:05:36,835 - Friends, co-workers, family members? - No. 130 00:05:37,461 --> 00:05:39,244 Ed was one of "those guys." 131 00:05:39,533 --> 00:05:42,193 When we got married, we owned an apartment building. 132 00:05:42,294 --> 00:05:44,913 If a tenant couldn't afford the rent, Ed would cut him a break. 133 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,369 That's how he was with everyone. 134 00:05:46,409 --> 00:05:49,600 Do you have a ranch? Own a racehorse, 135 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:53,488 - a pony ride, anything like that? - No. Why? 136 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:57,845 Did Ed ever go to the racetrack? Rodeos? 137 00:05:58,173 --> 00:06:01,505 I'm not sure Ed even ever saw a real horse up close and in person. 138 00:06:01,756 --> 00:06:02,819 Why? 139 00:06:02,999 --> 00:06:04,845 I don't have anything concrete, 140 00:06:05,025 --> 00:06:07,653 right now, but when I do I'll let you know. 141 00:06:15,149 --> 00:06:16,338 Hey! 142 00:06:16,604 --> 00:06:18,466 Hay is for horses. 143 00:06:18,528 --> 00:06:20,201 Hey, that's funny, Bones. 144 00:06:20,264 --> 00:06:22,087 I found it on this Web site about horses. 145 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:25,169 - Yeah? - Where do horses stay in a hotel? 146 00:06:25,982 --> 00:06:27,031 Bridle suite. 147 00:06:27,484 --> 00:06:30,441 - That's correct. - So, did you find out anything useful? 148 00:06:30,863 --> 00:06:33,170 The hooves of champion thoroughbreds 149 00:06:33,249 --> 00:06:35,236 are buried separately from their corpses. 150 00:06:35,314 --> 00:06:38,490 The hooves represent "power" and are given their own resting spot. 151 00:06:38,662 --> 00:06:41,056 Our victim's feet were separated from his body. 152 00:06:41,306 --> 00:06:44,099 The victim's wife said he was at a corporate retreat. 153 00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:46,743 And his boss said he took time off to spend with the family. 154 00:06:46,844 --> 00:06:49,113 - He lied. - Yeah, they could all be lying. 155 00:06:49,973 --> 00:06:52,304 How did you know the answer to the bridle suite joke? 156 00:06:52,382 --> 00:06:53,696 I have a five year old son. 157 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,330 Hey, have you seen Brennan? 158 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:06,920 You just missed her. Booth tracked down the victim's last credit card 159 00:07:06,982 --> 00:07:09,094 purchase to a country inn in Virginia. 160 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:10,987 Why? Do you need her? 161 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:14,163 No, I was sort of hoping that she needed me. 162 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,628 Well, I admire your work ethic but she didn't say anything to me. 163 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,280 What about you? You need anything? 164 00:07:20,436 --> 00:07:23,768 I am weighing human organs. Not really your thing. 165 00:07:24,097 --> 00:07:25,818 Right. Okay. 166 00:07:25,997 --> 00:07:28,703 Are you passing the time until you're hypnotized? 167 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:32,669 - Did Hodgins tell everybody? - Oh, he's excited, we all are. 168 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:36,264 Delving into the subconscious to find the name of the mystery husband? 169 00:07:36,349 --> 00:07:37,898 Very romantic. 170 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:41,073 Yeah, well, it won't be so romantic when I divorce him. 171 00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:44,539 Romantic for you and Hodgins when you can finally get married. You nervous? 172 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,034 No. No, I'm annoyed. 173 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:49,388 I know about this hypnotism thing. 174 00:07:49,474 --> 00:07:53,495 I was a magician's assistant at a little gypsy carnival in Brazil. 175 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,122 Now, that's an opening line. 176 00:07:55,207 --> 00:07:58,274 Mysteria was really cute and I was younger then and... 177 00:07:58,438 --> 00:08:01,488 the whole being sawed in half thing was actually kind of hot. 178 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:03,428 We were talking about hypnotism. 179 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,775 Right. Well, this guy 180 00:08:06,095 --> 00:08:09,396 could rub an alligator's stomach so I could stick my head inside its mouth, 181 00:08:09,505 --> 00:08:11,633 but every time he hypnotized people, 182 00:08:12,079 --> 00:08:13,471 it was always a scam. 183 00:08:13,768 --> 00:08:16,491 Angela, therapeutic hypnosis is a proven technique. 184 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,274 Electroencephalography shows an increase 185 00:08:19,353 --> 00:08:22,411 in activity in the the cerebral cortex which opens the subconscious. 186 00:08:22,474 --> 00:08:23,530 Really? 187 00:08:23,616 --> 00:08:26,151 Yeah, it alters the alpha and the theta waves. 188 00:08:26,252 --> 00:08:28,785 Read the Stanford University study. It's not a party trick. 189 00:08:28,825 --> 00:08:29,858 You read that? 190 00:08:30,022 --> 00:08:31,971 And I've been hypnotized myself. 191 00:08:33,573 --> 00:08:35,482 - Why? - I was in Vegas. 192 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,477 I got called up on stage, 193 00:08:38,836 --> 00:08:42,607 and apparently, I clucked like a chicken in front of 3,000 people, 194 00:08:42,716 --> 00:08:44,578 but I have absolutely no memory of it. 195 00:08:45,423 --> 00:08:47,447 Was this little episode in the Stanford study? 196 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:48,727 No, it should have been. 197 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:51,615 For the next three days, every time someone said "coffee," 198 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,159 I'd cluck. Awkward. 199 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:55,390 Okay, why am I not feeling better about this? 200 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:59,051 Trust me. No crazier than you drinking kava and marrying a giant in Fiji. 201 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,382 And Hodgins seems to be pretty cool with that, so... 202 00:09:01,812 --> 00:09:05,082 if he wants you to try hypnosis I'd say get drowsy. 203 00:09:06,537 --> 00:09:07,679 I guess you're right. 204 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:10,229 - I've done crazier stuff than this. - Yeah. 205 00:09:10,354 --> 00:09:12,341 - What can happen, right? - There you go. 206 00:09:18,787 --> 00:09:21,337 - Coffee? - Kidding. 207 00:09:22,119 --> 00:09:23,809 It's been two years. 208 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,344 So you say you're with the FBI. 209 00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:38,366 That is the third time he's shown you his I. D. 210 00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:40,384 Why would I know this man? 211 00:09:40,438 --> 00:09:43,088 Because we have his credit card history and you're part of it. 212 00:09:43,128 --> 00:09:44,692 Sir, why are you being so difficult? 213 00:09:44,732 --> 00:09:46,125 Not difficult. 214 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,667 Discreet. 215 00:09:48,776 --> 00:09:51,497 What do you do? Run a service for cheating husbands? 216 00:09:51,537 --> 00:09:53,947 Call in the SWAT team. They're anything but discreet. 217 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:57,788 O-Okay, okay, that's Mr. Ed. 218 00:09:58,948 --> 00:10:01,710 A horse is a horse, of course, of course? 219 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,388 That's the general idea, yes. 220 00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:06,853 Come with me, please. 221 00:10:10,422 --> 00:10:14,929 The Ambassadora is a place where people come to indulge in pony-play fantasy, 222 00:10:15,061 --> 00:10:17,533 24 hours a day, without fear of judgment. 223 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,732 Mr. Ed is a pony. 224 00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:22,780 Is this some kind of sex thing? 225 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,236 How'd you get there so quickly? 226 00:10:24,276 --> 00:10:26,214 The man said "fantasy." I just made the leap. 227 00:10:26,269 --> 00:10:30,165 Ed took off a couple of days ago, which was odd, since he pre-paid. 228 00:10:30,556 --> 00:10:31,589 Pre-paid for what? 229 00:10:32,378 --> 00:10:35,523 Oh, we're... we're in the middle of what you might call our convention. 230 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:39,668 So, unless this is really important, I'd rather not disturb my guests. 231 00:10:40,214 --> 00:10:42,888 Well, two miles from here, in the woods, 232 00:10:43,117 --> 00:10:45,905 Mr. Ed was found dead. 233 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,115 What's going on here? 234 00:10:55,246 --> 00:10:56,482 It's a fetish. 235 00:10:56,946 --> 00:10:58,351 So the idea here is that 236 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,831 one of them is the horse and the other one is the rider? 237 00:11:00,925 --> 00:11:03,100 - Basically. - Well, this isn't about the horses. 238 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:06,651 It's about a dominant versus submissive balance of power, 239 00:11:06,729 --> 00:11:08,779 a variation on sadomasochism. 240 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,392 Those people are eating from troughs. 241 00:11:12,455 --> 00:11:13,805 Do you think that's sexy? 242 00:11:14,019 --> 00:11:16,788 Fetishism is a way of indulging in sexual activity 243 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,806 without actually engaging emotionally 244 00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:21,325 with the other person as a fully formed human being. 245 00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:23,577 Okay, sex is all about engaging. 246 00:11:24,273 --> 00:11:26,996 You don't want to engage, you just stay home and... you know. 247 00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:28,724 They have masturbation fetishes, 248 00:11:28,825 --> 00:11:31,610 often involving women's shoes or undergarments. 249 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:34,581 Can we just talk to Mr. Ed's mistress, dominatrix, whatever. 250 00:11:34,621 --> 00:11:37,750 I'm going to have to talk to a few people and ask permission to "out" them. 251 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,869 We have three lawyers, a half a dozen doctors... 252 00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:42,794 Excuse me, we need to speak with Mr. Ed's groom? 253 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:44,839 Whoever... rode him last? 254 00:11:44,886 --> 00:11:47,198 It's a great way to cut to the chase there, Bones, okay? 255 00:11:47,261 --> 00:11:48,669 All right, FBI. 256 00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:52,690 And, sir, could you turn your behind around so it's behind? 257 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,267 My name in the world is Anne Marie Ostenbach. 258 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,552 - Here, I'm Annie Oakley. - Naturally. 259 00:12:09,077 --> 00:12:10,705 So Mr. Ed is dead? 260 00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:12,480 How well did you actually know him? 261 00:12:12,605 --> 00:12:14,169 Obviously, she knew him very well. 262 00:12:14,553 --> 00:12:16,586 Sexual fetishes are all about role playing. 263 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,713 She probably never knew his real name. 264 00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:21,326 We met online over a year ago. 265 00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:24,353 We were a match-- I mean, compatible in every way. 266 00:12:24,626 --> 00:12:26,958 You have no idea how hard it is to find the perfect pony. 267 00:12:27,411 --> 00:12:28,413 Don't look at me. 268 00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,439 Mr. Ed was easy to handle, but he wasn't mindlessly obedient. 269 00:12:31,987 --> 00:12:32,988 Okay. 270 00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:35,984 And yes, we had sex, if that's your next question. 271 00:12:36,194 --> 00:12:39,699 When did you first meet in person so that you could, you know... 272 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,569 - ride him? - Six months ago. 273 00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:45,087 I fell in love with him. 274 00:12:45,204 --> 00:12:47,363 Meaning, what, a little light whipping? 275 00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:50,030 When I say "love," I don't mean romantically. 276 00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:54,074 I mean the way a young girl feels about her first pony. 277 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:58,526 Have you ever heard of anything like one pony fighting another? 278 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,790 No. No, pony play is not like that. 279 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,106 Mr. Ed's body was found only a few miles from here. 280 00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:05,953 Evidence on the body suggested an equine fetish. 281 00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:07,708 So you understand why we might think 282 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,536 that someone from your sex game community killed him? 283 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,045 You should talk to his wife. 284 00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:13,344 - His wife? - His wife? 285 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,816 Yes, she showed up here and the next morning, Ed was gone. 286 00:13:16,238 --> 00:13:19,555 Well, he didn't just run off and join a band of wild mustangs now, did he? 287 00:13:19,953 --> 00:13:23,176 You know, I'm speaking to you willingly, without a lawyer present, 288 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:26,140 you could at least pretend to show me some respect. 289 00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:27,861 Yeah, I'll try. 290 00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:31,772 The night Ed took off, I was in the stables with him. 291 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,846 I'd worked him hard that day and was rubbing him down. 292 00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:37,581 Which is when she caught us. 293 00:13:37,621 --> 00:13:38,947 Did you know he was married? 294 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:42,323 I didn't want to marry the man, I just wanted to play with the pony. 295 00:13:42,558 --> 00:13:44,435 How did he react when he saw his wife? 296 00:13:45,162 --> 00:13:46,680 He never broke character. 297 00:13:47,008 --> 00:13:48,995 - What? - He remained a pony. 298 00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:51,654 I finished rubbing him down and I went to bed alone. 299 00:13:51,975 --> 00:13:53,786 The next morning at breakfast, he was gone. 300 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,499 I assumed he went back to his wife. 301 00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:57,481 Okay, I'd appreciate if you kept the fact 302 00:13:57,528 --> 00:13:59,827 that Ed Milner was murdered to yourself. 303 00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:05,838 What's worse? 304 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:09,125 Okay, finding out that your spouse is having an affair 305 00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:13,052 or finding out that he has a secret life as a pony? 306 00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:15,516 Pony fetishism has been around since the Greeks. 307 00:14:15,907 --> 00:14:17,534 Had to have been the wife, right? 308 00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:20,384 Aristotle extolled the joys of being ridden like a horse. 309 00:14:20,431 --> 00:14:21,608 Aristotle also thought 310 00:14:21,648 --> 00:14:24,251 that the purpose of the human heart was to solve math problems. 311 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,801 I'm surprised you know that. 312 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:28,078 Oh, it turns out I'm smarter than a fifth grader. 313 00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:31,903 In Victorian England, scantily clad women 314 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,375 put on erotic shows dressed as ponies. 315 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:37,402 Just saying, wife sees some woman in a harness rubbing her husband down 316 00:14:37,488 --> 00:14:40,132 while he's nibbling on oats? That's harsh. 317 00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:43,740 In 16th century Turkey, the king kept stables of pony girls 318 00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:45,245 and pony boys for his pleasure. 319 00:14:45,299 --> 00:14:47,020 Okay, the king of Turkey was a freak. 320 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,615 Why are you being so judgmental? 321 00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:53,137 When you turn someone into an objective sexual pleasure, it's wrong. 322 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,200 How do you know? 323 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,124 - It says in the Bible. - It does not. 324 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,845 Then it got left out by mistake. 325 00:14:57,916 --> 00:15:00,184 We are all hard-wired differently. 326 00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:03,767 If someone needs to shout "giddyup" to heighten arousal, 327 00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:05,691 what's wrong with that? 328 00:15:05,902 --> 00:15:09,031 Maybe if Ed lived like a man, he wouldn't have died like a horse. 329 00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:10,931 That's all. 330 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,851 You knew your husband wasn't in Florida. 331 00:15:15,945 --> 00:15:17,510 Yes, I lied. 332 00:15:17,658 --> 00:15:18,658 Why? 333 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:22,242 I was married to Ed for nine years. We have kids. 334 00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:24,685 My first concern was to make sure that 335 00:15:24,784 --> 00:15:27,138 they didn't find out their father was a pervert. 336 00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:28,945 So his fetish was a surprise to you? 337 00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:30,760 Try a complete shock. 338 00:15:31,746 --> 00:15:34,515 Why would Ed do that? We had a good sex life. 339 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:36,572 More likely, there was a part of your husband 340 00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:38,840 that could never have been satisfied by love alone. 341 00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:40,874 Bones, that's one of those-- we... 342 00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:43,046 how did you track him down? 343 00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:44,091 What? 344 00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:46,490 Well, I mean, you didn't just, you know, wander into his, 345 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:50,246 his stable, or paddock, or whatever. 346 00:15:50,288 --> 00:15:54,086 No, I really did think he was in Orlando on a business trip. 347 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,971 - I got a call. - From whom? 348 00:15:56,018 --> 00:15:57,034 A man. 349 00:15:57,864 --> 00:16:01,478 He said Ed was with another woman and told me where I could find them. 350 00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,919 He didn't mention the pony stuff. 351 00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:06,226 - Did you recognize his voice? - No. 352 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,119 Anything distinctive at all? 353 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,697 An accent. 354 00:16:11,723 --> 00:16:13,985 Australian maybe, English. 355 00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:17,857 So, you walked in on Ed and his... 356 00:16:18,592 --> 00:16:20,423 - Rider. - Rider. 357 00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:22,503 Is that what they call it? 358 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,451 What happened next? 359 00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:27,259 I got the hell out of there. I drove home. 360 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,808 Did you hear from him again? 361 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:31,545 No, I engaged a divorce attorney right away, 362 00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:33,962 who said all communications should go through her. 363 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,168 Did anyone see you come home that night? 364 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,280 Why is that important? 365 00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:41,386 I think you know why that's important, Mrs. Milner. 366 00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:45,407 Agent Booth, if I had killed my husband, 367 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,933 then I wouldn't need a divorce lawyer, would I? 368 00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:51,688 No, but you would need an alibi. 369 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:58,401 So, you don't think she did it ? 370 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,121 - No. - You want to put that down? 371 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,265 Why, because of the whole lawyer/alibi thing? 372 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,189 No, because of the feet cut off thing. 373 00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:07,279 It was ritualistic. The killer knew about horses. 374 00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:10,877 Or maybe she started cutting him into little bits 375 00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:14,576 to scatter across the countryside and it was too much work for her or maybe 376 00:17:14,881 --> 00:17:17,588 it made her sick. Or he wouldn't fit in the trunk. 377 00:17:17,712 --> 00:17:19,598 Booth, we are immersed in a culture here. 378 00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:20,912 Pony play is a culture? 379 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:24,072 Anthropologically speaking. And not just because of the feet. 380 00:17:24,456 --> 00:17:27,866 Ed's hands were tied together. Historically, ranchers bound 381 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,081 the front two legs of horses to prevent them from straying. 382 00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:34,946 Not to mention all the other equine attributes associated with this case. 383 00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:38,246 Yes, this is a culture and we need to investigate accordingly. 384 00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:41,688 - Do you still think she did it? - No, not now. 385 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:44,167 We need to find the mystery caller. 386 00:17:44,284 --> 00:17:47,194 If he had a reason to contact Ed's wife, 387 00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:50,002 he had a motive to murder him. 388 00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:52,177 Right, so, what, back to the Ambassadora? 389 00:17:52,881 --> 00:17:54,759 - Giddyup. - Yeah... 390 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,738 Don't, don't say that. 391 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,878 There were radiating of the wound, 392 00:18:01,994 --> 00:18:04,059 which suggest the tip of the blade was blunt. 393 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,820 I'm trying to determine the type of weapon. 394 00:18:06,984 --> 00:18:08,666 Fill the negative space with microsil, 395 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,150 thus determining the approximate shape of the blade's tip. 396 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:12,204 Yes. 397 00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:17,583 You know, this guy got his rocks off pretending to be a horse. 398 00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:20,039 - Yes. - I've never tried that. 399 00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,171 I pretended to be a horse a lot as a child, 400 00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:23,757 but there was no sexual component. 401 00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:25,327 What melon is in season? 402 00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,118 Why? 403 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:28,964 Once I've I. D.'d a possible murder weapon, 404 00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:31,874 we'll want to compare an exemplar to the entry wound. 405 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,041 Cantaloupe. 406 00:18:40,938 --> 00:18:44,192 Okay, what is this, a sicko rodeo? 407 00:18:44,278 --> 00:18:48,111 Stylized movements, posturing as a kind of sexual signal. 408 00:18:48,705 --> 00:18:50,004 Who are these people? 409 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,928 In real life, they tend to be very orthodox. 410 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:56,410 You heard what Lucky said, they're lawyers, judges, FBI guys. 411 00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:58,960 Oh, this is not normal. 412 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:01,017 - It's... - It's what, Booth? 413 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,543 You're not interested in...? 414 00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:04,725 Pony play? 415 00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:08,072 No, but I'm the first to admit that in sexual situations, 416 00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,411 I have indulged in role playing. 417 00:19:10,552 --> 00:19:12,930 Hey, you know what, it's getting a little warm out here. 418 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,831 Any leads? 419 00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:18,867 We were wondering if any of the riders or ponies has an accent. 420 00:19:19,569 --> 00:19:20,595 Thor. 421 00:19:21,049 --> 00:19:22,723 That's good. You're doing good. 422 00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,366 He grew up in England. 423 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,391 - With Annie Oakley? - Yeah, that's right. 424 00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:29,175 You know, I'm going to need Thor's actual, normal, human name. 425 00:19:29,205 --> 00:19:30,650 - Calvin Johnson. - Calvin Johnson. 426 00:19:30,681 --> 00:19:32,782 That's great, come on. Thanks. 427 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:34,237 Come on! Higher! 428 00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:37,725 We all indulge in role playing in sexual situations. 429 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:40,220 Oh, not me. Completely normal here. 430 00:19:40,274 --> 00:19:43,283 Booth, anytime you look at a woman and make the judgment 431 00:19:43,346 --> 00:19:45,263 that she's beautiful, you're objectifying her. 432 00:19:45,364 --> 00:19:49,354 And anytime I put on lipstick and nice clothes, I'm objectifying myself. 433 00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:52,575 It's more subtle than what these people are doing, 434 00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:54,718 but otherwise, it's the same dynamic. 435 00:19:55,023 --> 00:19:57,558 You wearing lipstick, Bones, it's not like this. 436 00:19:58,381 --> 00:19:59,536 Calvin Johnson? 437 00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:02,672 Calvin Johnson. 438 00:20:03,556 --> 00:20:04,808 He's wearing a bit gag. 439 00:20:05,801 --> 00:20:07,685 Could I help you take that off? 440 00:20:07,754 --> 00:20:09,117 No, not until I say so. 441 00:20:09,153 --> 00:20:11,925 Well, we either talk to him here or we all go downtown 442 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,959 and he misses a whole day of horsing around. 443 00:20:14,037 --> 00:20:17,855 How do you release him from his pony personae? Is it a word? A motion? 444 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,632 Oh, just tap him on the forehead. 445 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:24,832 So what's up, then? 446 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,080 Hardly even knew Ed. Never even spoke to the guy. 447 00:20:30,143 --> 00:20:31,598 Oh, then why'd you call his wife? 448 00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:33,899 Well, I'm fairly certain you can't prove that was me. 449 00:20:33,929 --> 00:20:36,345 She recorded the call. We can do voice analysis. 450 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:39,532 You know what, and if you lie, we'll charge you with obstruction of justice. 451 00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:42,536 And public display of sexual paraphernalia. 452 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:44,786 Okay, then yes, I called her. So what? 453 00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:46,375 Why'd you call her, Calvin? 454 00:20:46,405 --> 00:20:47,516 Swap recipes. 455 00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:50,384 He did it so that he could have Annie Oakley as his groom. 456 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,823 Oh, come on, ratting on a guy to his wife is hardly a federal crime, is it? 457 00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:55,472 How'd you get his home phone number? 458 00:20:55,502 --> 00:20:57,521 It was under "home" on his cell phone. 459 00:20:57,551 --> 00:20:58,682 Ed Milner's an idiot. 460 00:20:58,713 --> 00:20:59,714 Was an idiot. 461 00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:02,202 Now he's a murder victim. So what happened there, Thor? 462 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,177 Ed's wife showed up, but to your chagrin, she left without him, 463 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,157 so you do what you had to do in order to get your groom back. 464 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,974 Annie's one hell of a jockey, but she's not worth killing for. 465 00:21:12,694 --> 00:21:14,962 I did not kill Mr. Ed. 466 00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:16,888 I may enjoy being dominated by the ladies 467 00:21:16,918 --> 00:21:19,046 from time to time, that doesn't make me crazy. 468 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:21,713 Might want to look in a mirror there, my friend Flicka. 469 00:21:22,994 --> 00:21:23,834 No. 470 00:21:23,946 --> 00:21:26,946 I went to Stanford Law. Clerked for a federal judge. 471 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:30,122 Might want to rethink your actions there, Agent Booth? 472 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,266 Thank you. 473 00:21:38,478 --> 00:21:40,918 - Yeah, he's got motive. - He knows about horses. 474 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,585 What was with all the lying? 475 00:21:42,639 --> 00:21:46,049 We've got voice tapes and public display of sexual paraphernalia? 476 00:21:46,135 --> 00:21:48,842 It was role playing. I was being all lard ass and good cop. 477 00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:52,080 Hard ass and bad cop, Bones. 478 00:21:52,502 --> 00:21:54,129 Hard ass and bad cop. 479 00:22:00,494 --> 00:22:01,933 What's going on? 480 00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:04,421 You first. 481 00:22:05,579 --> 00:22:06,658 Cantaloupes. 482 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,098 Zack and I need them for an experiment. 483 00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:10,616 Of course you do. 484 00:22:11,617 --> 00:22:13,964 I talked to Dr. Jasper, that hypnotist. 485 00:22:14,128 --> 00:22:16,209 - Yeah? - She asked me to bring in photos. 486 00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:19,791 But all I could find are these. 487 00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:21,529 I'm not sure those'll going to any help. 488 00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:23,608 Which is why I'm looking for the wedding photo. 489 00:22:23,952 --> 00:22:26,612 You were married on the beach at dawn in the middle of nowhere. 490 00:22:26,776 --> 00:22:29,514 Well, when I got off the phone with Dr. Jasper, I remembered 491 00:22:29,921 --> 00:22:33,175 that somebody snapped a Polaroid of me right after I said "I do." 492 00:22:33,543 --> 00:22:36,719 And I stuck it in a book as a bookmark, but I, I can't find it. 493 00:22:37,905 --> 00:22:42,183 You know, I really hate going through this story of marrying a guy. 494 00:22:42,805 --> 00:22:44,213 I didn't even know his name. 495 00:22:44,612 --> 00:22:46,521 People are looking at me like I'm nuts. 496 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:48,484 You are. 497 00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:49,767 Thanks a lot. 498 00:22:49,822 --> 00:22:52,497 Come on, Angie, embrace the irony. 499 00:22:52,684 --> 00:22:55,923 It's what makes you you. You married him, 500 00:22:55,985 --> 00:22:58,566 then you're going to marry me. None of it makes any sense. 501 00:22:58,644 --> 00:22:59,942 I'm supposed to take advice 502 00:22:59,989 --> 00:23:02,289 from a guy who's walking around with honeydew melons? 503 00:23:02,571 --> 00:23:05,074 Cantaloupes, it's a common mistake, and hey... 504 00:23:05,754 --> 00:23:07,209 you need to relax. 505 00:23:10,228 --> 00:23:11,808 You want me there when you go under? 506 00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,437 I can hold your hand or something. 507 00:23:14,835 --> 00:23:17,808 I'm not "going under." I'm being hypnotized. 508 00:23:20,481 --> 00:23:25,433 Okay, this is me walking away with my melons, so you can relax. 509 00:23:26,992 --> 00:23:29,019 I love you. Psycho. 510 00:23:36,759 --> 00:23:40,170 The weapon was blunt, an inch wide and curved. 511 00:23:40,224 --> 00:23:41,272 That's unusual. 512 00:23:41,335 --> 00:23:43,932 - Not if you're a horse. - I'm not a horse. 513 00:23:44,065 --> 00:23:47,037 But the victim was. At least he pretended to be one. 514 00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:49,234 What is that? 515 00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:50,291 A hoof knife. 516 00:23:50,424 --> 00:23:53,568 They're curved to conform with the natural shape of a horse's foot. 517 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:55,665 Could I have one of those honeydews? 518 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:57,331 It's a cantaloupe. 519 00:24:00,222 --> 00:24:02,177 My research shows the horses was slaughtered 520 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,865 by a single blow to the forehead. 521 00:24:03,899 --> 00:24:06,764 All right now, I'm thinking that we should place the melons at exactly 522 00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:08,942 five-foot-11, which was the victim's height. 523 00:24:08,972 --> 00:24:11,317 Now, we should devise a plan to pull the cantaloupe away 524 00:24:11,347 --> 00:24:13,316 because he most likely saw the knife coming... 525 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,155 OK, fine. 526 00:24:18,118 --> 00:24:20,199 You know, we used to think things through together. 527 00:24:20,949 --> 00:24:22,514 Oh, I-I apologize. 528 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:26,151 It's possible that my time in Iraq transformed me into a man of action. 529 00:24:26,338 --> 00:24:28,106 I'll watch out for that. 530 00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:30,703 Looks like we found the right weapon. 531 00:24:31,602 --> 00:24:35,467 Mr. Ed wasn't just playing like a horse, and having sex like a horse. 532 00:24:36,687 --> 00:24:39,065 He was slaughtered like one, too. 533 00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:44,295 The victim's hands were tied together like this with baler's twine. 534 00:24:44,373 --> 00:24:45,646 Bales of hay baler's twine? 535 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,932 Yup. It's embedded with a UV protective filament 536 00:24:47,979 --> 00:24:50,060 that prolongs the life of the twine in sunlight. 537 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:53,037 The technology is patented, and they sell directly to the consumer. 538 00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:55,379 They had only 228 sales last year. 539 00:24:55,511 --> 00:24:58,682 Booth can get a warrant to identify all the pony players and cross reference. 540 00:24:58,714 --> 00:24:59,903 I'm on it. 541 00:25:01,819 --> 00:25:04,166 Hodgins? Hodgins?! 542 00:25:08,616 --> 00:25:09,743 Is somebody there? 543 00:25:11,182 --> 00:25:12,340 Hodgins? 544 00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:14,522 Why don't you just open your eyes? 545 00:25:15,304 --> 00:25:17,996 Sweetie. It'll break the spell. 546 00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:20,514 What spell? Are you still hypnotized? 547 00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:22,233 No. 548 00:25:22,884 --> 00:25:24,761 - It never took. - Why? 549 00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:28,875 Because that doctor said that I wasn't relaxed enough. 550 00:25:29,024 --> 00:25:31,214 Can you believe that? 551 00:25:31,332 --> 00:25:34,132 I mean, how would she know if I'm relaxed or not? 552 00:25:35,604 --> 00:25:37,632 Well, you're twisting your bracelet, 553 00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:40,339 your voice is half an octave higher than usual, 554 00:25:40,621 --> 00:25:43,390 - and you smell like nervous sweats. - Oh, don't say that. 555 00:25:44,219 --> 00:25:46,941 Really? I'm going back there at 6:00. 556 00:25:47,231 --> 00:25:49,272 She says that if my pulse rate is still above 60 557 00:25:49,335 --> 00:25:51,619 that she's going to push me off till next week. 558 00:25:51,674 --> 00:25:53,395 Rapid pulse rate, high blood pressure, 559 00:25:53,442 --> 00:25:56,102 they're indicators of emotional distress. 560 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,129 What, you think I don't want to be hypnotized? 561 00:25:59,285 --> 00:26:01,663 I simply made a factual observation. 562 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:05,379 You think I'm afraid of disturbing old memories? 563 00:26:06,112 --> 00:26:08,522 You think that somehow I-I like this idea 564 00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:11,792 of Birimbau as some sort of untouchable fantasy figure? 565 00:26:12,402 --> 00:26:14,749 That somehow finding his real name will just 566 00:26:15,132 --> 00:26:17,275 bring him down to earth and make this whole 567 00:26:17,556 --> 00:26:20,419 mishegas banal and uninteresting? 568 00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:24,846 I don't know what mishegas means. 569 00:26:26,011 --> 00:26:28,661 I'm not sure I know what any of that meant. 570 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,355 Why do I feel like I need to apologize for something? 571 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:35,945 I'll be ready next time, okay? 572 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,213 You'll see. 573 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,215 Could you excuse me... sweetie? 574 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:44,024 Hey, shut that door behind you? 575 00:26:53,289 --> 00:26:54,619 You recognize that? 576 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,308 Yeah. 577 00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:57,935 That'd be twine. 578 00:26:58,623 --> 00:27:00,453 Fairly specialized stuff? 579 00:27:01,298 --> 00:27:02,972 Doesn't deteriorate in the sun. 580 00:27:04,192 --> 00:27:06,320 Only the best for your pony clients. 581 00:27:07,313 --> 00:27:08,831 You got it off one of my hay bales? 582 00:27:08,956 --> 00:27:10,646 Got it off the corpse of Ed Milner. 583 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,485 Do I need a lawyer? 584 00:27:13,985 --> 00:27:15,183 That's your call. 585 00:27:15,213 --> 00:27:16,356 I didn't kill Ed. 586 00:27:16,481 --> 00:27:18,953 We traced the owner of that twine to the Ambassadora Ranch. 587 00:27:18,983 --> 00:27:21,652 Any of my guests could have taken this twine off my hay bales. 588 00:27:21,699 --> 00:27:24,593 Your company used to be co-owned by your ex-wife till recently? 589 00:27:24,623 --> 00:27:25,995 I paid her off in the divorce. 590 00:27:26,025 --> 00:27:27,933 Your ex-wife being Anne Marie Ostenbach? 591 00:27:28,755 --> 00:27:31,023 Rider named Annie Oakley? 592 00:27:31,477 --> 00:27:32,807 Ed Milner's sex partner. 593 00:27:32,854 --> 00:27:35,795 You can see how things are starting to line up against you here, Lucky? 594 00:27:36,272 --> 00:27:37,774 We aren't married anymore. 595 00:27:37,985 --> 00:27:40,186 You're going to tell me that it doesn't bother you 596 00:27:40,313 --> 00:27:43,427 to see your ex-wife playing sex games with other men? 597 00:27:49,582 --> 00:27:50,631 What's that? 598 00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:51,929 It's a warrant. 599 00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:55,003 I already told you, I've got that twine all over the ranch. 600 00:27:55,096 --> 00:27:56,723 We'll be looking for a hoof knife. 601 00:27:56,753 --> 00:27:57,952 I've got a hoof knife. 602 00:27:57,982 --> 00:27:59,359 Great. And it was stolen. 603 00:27:59,398 --> 00:28:00,623 Four days ago from my truck. 604 00:28:00,658 --> 00:28:01,691 Did you report the theft? 605 00:28:01,738 --> 00:28:04,160 Come on. Like the cops are going to care about a $10 knife. 606 00:28:04,190 --> 00:28:05,544 Think I know who did it, though. 607 00:28:05,607 --> 00:28:06,607 I'm listening. 608 00:28:07,046 --> 00:28:10,066 I have a rider client named Tom Mularz. 609 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:13,757 Couple days ago, he starts passing out fliers advocating the consumption 610 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:16,006 of horse meat, but what do you expect He's a butcher. 611 00:28:16,036 --> 00:28:17,199 Why did he break into your truck? 612 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,579 Well, I took the fliers from him, 613 00:28:18,626 --> 00:28:20,957 I tossed them in the truck, and I kicked him out of the convention. 614 00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:22,918 So, he took back the fliers and the hoof knife? 615 00:28:22,949 --> 00:28:25,274 I don't know. All I know is, I came out the next morning, 616 00:28:25,302 --> 00:28:27,117 the fliers were gone, so was the knife. 617 00:28:29,153 --> 00:28:32,063 That is the same morning that Ed Milner was missing. 618 00:28:33,409 --> 00:28:35,219 You just figured that out. 619 00:28:40,006 --> 00:28:42,133 Oh, I found something very interesting. 620 00:28:42,485 --> 00:28:46,052 The victim's feet were severed from the body with remarkable skill. 621 00:28:46,763 --> 00:28:49,676 Excellent insight, Zack, but the polite response is, 622 00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:51,553 "Really, Hodgins? What did you find?" 623 00:28:51,748 --> 00:28:55,659 There's a sharp force disarticulation from the distal tibia 624 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,232 and fibula, passing cleanly above the talus. 625 00:28:58,318 --> 00:29:02,589 No. I wasn't asking you. I was telling you you should ask me. 626 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,015 Really, Hodgins? What did you find? 627 00:29:06,367 --> 00:29:08,917 The feet were severed with the hoof knife. 628 00:29:09,011 --> 00:29:10,779 - I know. - Because I told you. 629 00:29:10,842 --> 00:29:14,158 No, because I examined the cuts under the confocal laser-scanning microscope. 630 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,919 How did you find out? 631 00:29:16,286 --> 00:29:19,697 Traces of steel left on the skull match traces of steel left on the feet. 632 00:29:20,784 --> 00:29:22,786 - Same weapon. - Same weapon. 633 00:29:23,404 --> 00:29:26,674 Do you suck all the fun at every moment of a personal triomph? 634 00:29:32,432 --> 00:29:34,402 I hate the smell of a butcher shop. 635 00:29:34,489 --> 00:29:37,696 Oh, maggots and rotting faces and burst guts don't bother you, 636 00:29:37,774 --> 00:29:39,338 but the smell of a butcher shop does? 637 00:29:39,424 --> 00:29:43,492 It's a very small step between selling dead meat and making meat dead. 638 00:29:43,922 --> 00:29:45,878 I'm considering becoming a vegetarian. 639 00:29:46,081 --> 00:29:47,081 Not me. 640 00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:49,140 Yeah, that's why I said, "I," not, "we". 641 00:29:49,296 --> 00:29:52,018 Zack said that the killer was adept at cutting through bone. 642 00:29:52,135 --> 00:29:53,919 - Like a butcher. - Yeah. 643 00:29:54,146 --> 00:29:55,366 "Horse Meat 644 00:29:56,454 --> 00:29:58,941 Sweet, Rich, Lean and Soft." 645 00:29:59,222 --> 00:30:00,333 Can I help you? 646 00:30:01,098 --> 00:30:03,038 Yeah, we're looking to score some horse meat. 647 00:30:03,085 --> 00:30:05,985 Unfortunately right now, there's only two slaughterhouses in the U.S., 648 00:30:06,032 --> 00:30:07,490 and they don't export to Virginia. 649 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,836 Oh, that's a shame. You Tom Mularz? 650 00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:11,486 Why? 651 00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:13,692 I'm Special Agent Seeley Booth. This here... 652 00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,493 Go around, cut him off. 653 00:30:19,144 --> 00:30:20,834 Stop, or I'll kick you in the testicles. 654 00:30:24,577 --> 00:30:25,641 You are strong. 655 00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:27,242 Well, you know, I try to stay in shape. 656 00:30:27,272 --> 00:30:29,333 Stop, or I'll kick you in the testicles? 657 00:30:29,368 --> 00:30:30,378 It worked. 658 00:30:30,425 --> 00:30:33,250 I'll tell you what, you and me, we're going to work on the cop talk. 659 00:30:35,532 --> 00:30:37,223 What did you hit me with? 660 00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:38,253 A building. 661 00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:41,078 You know what? I've been thinking about the psychology of all this. 662 00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:43,053 All right, you know, I know that you hate that, 663 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,645 but just go with me here, okay? 664 00:30:45,357 --> 00:30:46,843 Tom is a butcher. 665 00:30:47,234 --> 00:30:49,159 He advocates the consumption of horse meat. 666 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:50,957 Ed Milner was horse meat. 667 00:30:51,739 --> 00:30:53,648 I can see that. Symbolically. 668 00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:57,160 - Who's Ed Milner? - Mr. Ed ring a bell? 669 00:30:58,075 --> 00:31:00,124 - He's dead? - Yeah. 670 00:31:00,624 --> 00:31:01,624 Oh, man. 671 00:31:03,049 --> 00:31:04,207 He was a good pony. 672 00:31:04,794 --> 00:31:05,794 Okay. 673 00:31:06,139 --> 00:31:07,516 Did you ride Mr. Ed? 674 00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:10,738 No. No. I'm a... I'm a rider, 675 00:31:11,098 --> 00:31:13,257 but I prefer female horses. I just... 676 00:31:13,562 --> 00:31:16,081 I just admired his... his style. 677 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,811 Why did you throw me into a wall? 678 00:31:18,841 --> 00:31:20,290 Why did you run? Well, you're FBI. 679 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,979 Oh, I need a little bit more than that. 680 00:31:26,774 --> 00:31:27,822 I'm a deserter. 681 00:31:28,338 --> 00:31:29,887 They send the FBI after deserters. 682 00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:31,483 A deserter from what? 683 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:34,362 The National Guard. 684 00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:38,180 I signed up to save people from floods and earthquakes and stuff, 685 00:31:38,703 --> 00:31:40,003 but not to kill them. 686 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:42,082 We found your fingerprints on Lucky's truck. 687 00:31:42,254 --> 00:31:44,397 Well, I broke into it to get my fliers back. 688 00:31:44,538 --> 00:31:46,618 - They're mine. - Your horse meat fliers? 689 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:50,420 Why can't they see that if we revere horses sexually, 690 00:31:50,929 --> 00:31:53,526 then eating their flesh is an act of holy communion? 691 00:31:56,318 --> 00:31:58,236 You know what? There's crazy pony players, 692 00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:00,425 then there's really whacked out crazy pony players. 693 00:32:00,479 --> 00:32:01,684 Yeah. 694 00:32:03,795 --> 00:32:06,277 What did you do after you got your fliers back? 695 00:32:06,307 --> 00:32:07,934 I drove straight to my folks in Jersey. 696 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,991 - When did you get there? - Before midnight. 697 00:32:10,937 --> 00:32:13,800 They can vouch for me. And plus, I got credit card receipts from gas. 698 00:32:13,893 --> 00:32:15,411 You deserted the National Guard. 699 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,022 I'm not a killer. 700 00:32:17,077 --> 00:32:18,203 You're a butcher. 701 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,674 Well, not a people butcher. 702 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:21,707 I'm innocent. 703 00:32:26,115 --> 00:32:27,319 How am I doing? 704 00:32:27,459 --> 00:32:29,652 Because the pressure of having to have a low pulse 705 00:32:29,682 --> 00:32:32,777 could be driving my pulse up, and I in no way want to be penalized for that. 706 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,518 58 beats per minute. 707 00:32:35,807 --> 00:32:37,184 Very nice, Angela. 708 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:39,163 I did some deep breathing. 709 00:32:40,632 --> 00:32:43,974 You're not going to make me cluck like a chicken, are you? 710 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,052 Sorry. 711 00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:47,430 Bombs away. 712 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:49,870 Let's begin. 713 00:32:51,724 --> 00:32:54,493 Angela, close your eyes. 714 00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:01,013 Take a deep, cleansing breath in... 715 00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:04,275 and out. 716 00:33:04,979 --> 00:33:06,215 Very good. 717 00:33:06,481 --> 00:33:07,999 Take in another breath. 718 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:12,254 And out. 719 00:33:13,521 --> 00:33:16,463 Focus on your arms. They're very heavy. 720 00:33:17,018 --> 00:33:20,382 Imagine them sinking into your chair. 721 00:33:23,984 --> 00:33:25,722 Got your page. What's up? 722 00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:28,819 Whan you washed the maggots from the eye sockets, 723 00:33:29,155 --> 00:33:31,986 were there any remaining ocular tissue at all? 724 00:33:32,174 --> 00:33:34,661 No. Little buggers ate the eyes clean through to the bone. 725 00:33:34,755 --> 00:33:37,023 I have an alternate explanation. 726 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,431 For the eyes missing? 727 00:33:40,293 --> 00:33:43,641 Check out the tiny nicks around the supraorbital process, 728 00:33:43,758 --> 00:33:45,698 the lacrimal bone, the sphenoid. 729 00:33:46,003 --> 00:33:48,303 You think the killer gouged out the eyeballs? 730 00:33:48,412 --> 00:33:51,291 I think "gouged" is a good description, 731 00:33:51,408 --> 00:33:53,551 using some kind of curved instrument. 732 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,084 Probably the hoof knife. 733 00:33:55,256 --> 00:33:58,057 The murder, cutting off the feet, gouging out the eyes. 734 00:33:58,134 --> 00:34:00,434 This was a bloody, violent killing. 735 00:34:00,528 --> 00:34:02,562 Killers are often driven by fury. 736 00:34:02,648 --> 00:34:04,776 No, Dr. Brennan. The feet weren't lopped off. 737 00:34:04,862 --> 00:34:07,569 They were removed carefully. The eyes were gouged out. 738 00:34:07,928 --> 00:34:10,729 This was done by someone who was not squeamish about flesh. 739 00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:13,388 The butcher's alibi checked out. 740 00:34:14,514 --> 00:34:19,200 Booth said some of those pony people were lawyers, judges and doctors. 741 00:34:19,497 --> 00:34:22,172 - You think a doctor did this? - Someone who is good with a knife 742 00:34:22,202 --> 00:34:24,394 and not afraid of blood. Sounds like a doctor to me. 743 00:34:24,424 --> 00:34:27,396 Annie Oakley is a doctor, and she was the victim's groom, 744 00:34:27,561 --> 00:34:29,986 but she wasn't the only doctor at the convention. 745 00:34:30,424 --> 00:34:33,787 I found evidence of sperm in Ed Milner's urogenital track. 746 00:34:33,834 --> 00:34:35,226 Why is that relevant? 747 00:34:35,336 --> 00:34:38,559 Annie Oakley claims that she rubbed down her pony and then went to sleep. 748 00:34:39,114 --> 00:34:41,867 You think she had one last romp with the decedent? 749 00:34:42,266 --> 00:34:45,270 If she lied about that, what else is she lying about? 750 00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:50,127 Very good. 751 00:34:50,612 --> 00:34:53,288 We're ready now to begin the journey. 752 00:34:53,726 --> 00:34:57,183 If you can hear me, Angela, nod your head. 753 00:34:59,311 --> 00:35:00,687 Very good. 754 00:35:01,227 --> 00:35:04,356 You're on the island of Vatulolo in Fiji, 755 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:06,241 in the village of Nakavala. 756 00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:11,028 I'm pretty sure I'm on the Rialto Bridge in Venice. 757 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,728 No. You're on the beach in Fiji. 758 00:35:16,176 --> 00:35:18,835 In front of you is a red door. 759 00:35:19,156 --> 00:35:21,502 No. There's not. 760 00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:24,780 I need for you not to fight me, Angela. 761 00:35:24,921 --> 00:35:26,595 Do you see the door? 762 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:28,488 I see the door. 763 00:35:28,581 --> 00:35:30,396 When you pull the door open, 764 00:35:30,537 --> 00:35:33,072 your husband will be standing in front of you. 765 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:37,460 When you see him, you will greet him by his proper name. 766 00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:39,658 I'm going to pull it open. 767 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,574 Pull the knob. 768 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,615 Angela, I'm going to count to three, 769 00:35:52,732 --> 00:35:55,752 and when I reach three, you're going to open up your eyes. 770 00:35:55,877 --> 00:35:58,928 You're going to feel relaxed and refreshed. 771 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:02,620 You're going to remember everything, but you're not going to be scared. 772 00:36:02,714 --> 00:36:05,702 One, two, three. 773 00:36:14,796 --> 00:36:15,970 Did it work? 774 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:19,803 Angela, you need to tell me your husband's name. 775 00:36:20,952 --> 00:36:22,392 I opened the door... 776 00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:25,059 and I saw a wasp. 777 00:36:25,528 --> 00:36:27,562 A White Anglo-Saxon Protestant? 778 00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:31,356 No, a big, flying, stinging insect. 779 00:36:31,505 --> 00:36:33,296 Buzzing around your husband's head? 780 00:36:33,406 --> 00:36:36,660 No, it... no, it was the size of a, of a human being. 781 00:36:36,887 --> 00:36:39,281 It was a very large human being. 782 00:36:39,562 --> 00:36:40,564 I see. 783 00:36:41,761 --> 00:36:43,325 What does that mean to you? 784 00:36:44,585 --> 00:36:45,727 Nothing. 785 00:36:45,805 --> 00:36:47,824 - It must. - I'm sorry. 786 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,482 I have no idea. 787 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:53,213 Well, you're not what I would call a compliant personality. 788 00:36:53,283 --> 00:36:54,441 This is my fault? 789 00:36:54,527 --> 00:36:57,969 Well, perhaps another session, we'll explore this wasp. 790 00:36:58,211 --> 00:37:02,685 Yeah, and next time I'll open the door to what, a giant snake? 791 00:37:03,616 --> 00:37:05,071 I don't think so, Doc. 792 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:10,893 You're an eye surgeon, Dr. Ostenbach. 793 00:37:10,987 --> 00:37:12,832 Ed Milner's eyes were cut out of his head. 794 00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:14,992 Whoa. Don't you have to wait till I call my lawyer? 795 00:37:15,022 --> 00:37:16,822 We have the right to execute the warrant. 796 00:37:16,852 --> 00:37:18,492 You have the right to call your lawyer. 797 00:37:18,539 --> 00:37:20,334 Lucky, Sparkles is a litigation lawyer. 798 00:37:20,701 --> 00:37:23,689 Oh, a lawyer named Sparkles. Now I'm, I'm shivering. 799 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:26,959 Look... you're making a mistake. 800 00:37:27,139 --> 00:37:28,938 I did not kill Ed Milner. 801 00:37:29,110 --> 00:37:31,848 She actually killed her pony Mr. Ed. 802 00:37:32,051 --> 00:37:33,615 Look, I loved Mr. Ed. 803 00:37:33,678 --> 00:37:37,120 But he didn't love you back. I mean, not enough to leave his wife. 804 00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:40,648 What happened, Annie, did he talk to you before you slapped him on the forehead 805 00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:42,526 and you turned him into a human being? 806 00:37:42,682 --> 00:37:43,887 You don't know anything. 807 00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:46,843 Well, I'm pretty sure that he told you he was going back to his wife 808 00:37:46,983 --> 00:37:50,519 and you convinced him to engage in one last session of pony play. 809 00:37:50,761 --> 00:37:53,663 You took Lucky's truck out to the pasture, you had sex with him, 810 00:37:53,693 --> 00:37:55,220 and you... finished him off. 811 00:37:55,313 --> 00:37:56,878 Hiding in plain sight. 812 00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,999 Thanks for making this part easy. 813 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,103 Th-That's a hoof knife. So what? 814 00:38:02,170 --> 00:38:06,538 Your DNA will be on the handle and Ed Milner's blood on the blade. 815 00:38:06,624 --> 00:38:07,923 Mr. Ed's blood. 816 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:11,192 Your pony misbehaved, so you stabbed him in the forehead. 817 00:38:11,301 --> 00:38:13,241 You cut off his feet, you bound his wrists, 818 00:38:13,311 --> 00:38:16,769 but his human eyes were staring back at you, so you gouged them out. 819 00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:22,069 I left my husband for him. 820 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,699 I left Thor for him... 821 00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:28,687 and he was going to leave me? 822 00:38:31,683 --> 00:38:33,185 What was I supposed to do? 823 00:38:38,851 --> 00:38:40,611 - Hey. - Hey. 824 00:38:41,147 --> 00:38:44,385 So... I... I looked up "wasp" in dream theory. 825 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:46,560 - I love dream theory. - I know you do. 826 00:38:46,794 --> 00:38:50,753 And guess what I found: A wasp signifies anger and envy. 827 00:38:51,941 --> 00:38:52,989 Bees are good. 828 00:38:53,052 --> 00:38:54,992 - Any chance it was a bee? - No, Jack. 829 00:38:59,331 --> 00:39:02,366 A book about nuclear radiation creating a giant wasp. 830 00:39:02,671 --> 00:39:04,423 I was reading it in Fiji. 831 00:39:04,453 --> 00:39:07,021 I mean, between all the snorkeling and the... 832 00:39:07,051 --> 00:39:08,991 - Sight... seeing. - Let's go with that. 833 00:39:09,484 --> 00:39:11,127 - What's it mean? - Look inside. 834 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,677 That's Birimbau. 835 00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:20,641 His face is turned so there's still not much to go on. 836 00:39:20,766 --> 00:39:23,285 - The guy is a giant. - Flip the picture. 837 00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:26,805 "Angie and Grayson." 838 00:39:28,111 --> 00:39:29,378 His name was Grayson. 839 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,224 Grayson Barasa. 840 00:39:31,529 --> 00:39:34,517 Once I say the first name, the rest of it just flows out. 841 00:39:35,065 --> 00:39:37,834 - Grayson Barasa. - You did it, Angie. 842 00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:40,900 You really do want to find him. 843 00:39:41,643 --> 00:39:42,973 I really, really do. 844 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,522 To divorce him? 845 00:39:44,944 --> 00:39:46,321 I want a divorce. 846 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:49,403 And then I want a wedding. 847 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:14,013 There are many health benefits to being vegetarian. 848 00:40:14,997 --> 00:40:17,641 It's a rational choice in a world where food supplies... 849 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:21,208 are affected by global warming issues. 850 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:23,008 What about global taste issues? 851 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:26,692 Is that meat sweet, rich, super lean, and soft? 852 00:40:28,421 --> 00:40:30,142 What? Does it taste like horse meat? 853 00:40:30,306 --> 00:40:32,496 Maybe you should consider going vegetarian, too. 854 00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:35,114 I didn't lose my appetite because you mentioned horse meat. 855 00:40:35,187 --> 00:40:38,473 I lost my appetite because you made me think about all those people 856 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:41,500 parading around pretending to be something they aren't 857 00:40:41,704 --> 00:40:44,144 just so they could have crappy sex. 858 00:40:44,174 --> 00:40:45,389 How do you know it's crappy? 859 00:40:45,419 --> 00:40:47,375 Gotta be, Bones. Come on, it's gotta be. 860 00:40:47,453 --> 00:40:48,453 Why? 861 00:40:51,607 --> 00:40:52,607 Why? 862 00:40:53,445 --> 00:40:54,931 I'll tell you why. 863 00:40:55,573 --> 00:40:58,138 Here we are, all of us, 864 00:40:58,646 --> 00:41:03,167 basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, 865 00:41:03,402 --> 00:41:06,484 all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. 866 00:41:07,172 --> 00:41:10,458 Some look in the wrong places, some-- they just give up hope 867 00:41:10,528 --> 00:41:12,499 because, in their mind, they're thinking, 868 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,415 "Oh, there's nobody out there for me," 869 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,678 but all of us, we keep trying over and over again. 870 00:41:18,827 --> 00:41:21,627 Why? Because every once in a while... 871 00:41:21,925 --> 00:41:24,647 every once in a while, two people meet 872 00:41:24,796 --> 00:41:28,128 and there's that spark, and yes, Bones, 873 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:30,506 he's handsome and she's beautiful, 874 00:41:30,638 --> 00:41:32,688 maybe that's all they see at first, 875 00:41:34,346 --> 00:41:35,535 but making love... 876 00:41:37,389 --> 00:41:39,109 making love... 877 00:41:41,386 --> 00:41:43,529 that's when two people become one. 878 00:41:46,651 --> 00:41:51,102 It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space. 879 00:41:51,231 --> 00:41:53,687 Yeah, but what's important is we try, 880 00:41:54,157 --> 00:41:56,910 and when we do it right, we get close. 881 00:41:57,371 --> 00:42:00,101 To what? Breaking the laws of physics? 882 00:42:00,164 --> 00:42:02,448 Yeah, Bones... a miracle. 883 00:42:05,241 --> 00:42:06,352 Those people 884 00:42:07,431 --> 00:42:10,591 with their role-playing and their fetishes and their little sex games, 885 00:42:10,881 --> 00:42:12,398 it's crappy sex, 886 00:42:12,789 --> 00:42:15,449 well, you know, at least compared to the real thing. 887 00:42:19,526 --> 00:42:20,675 You're right. 888 00:42:21,093 --> 00:42:22,093 Yeah, but... 889 00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:27,376 Wait a second, I just won that argument? 890 00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:28,406 Yep.