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Can't believe
you forgot your binoculars.
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A lepidopterist
without binoculars
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is like a day
without sunshine.
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Guess I was nervous
to meet you.
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Never done the
online date thing before.
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There's a red-banded
hairstreak.
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It's so beautiful.
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Look what's next to it.
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Right. Another butterfly.
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Hackberry Emperor.
Of course.
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Guess I'm just tired.
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We've only been at it
for a few hours.
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When you e-mailed me and said
you were into butterflies,
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it sounded romantic,
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not like school.
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You're not really
a lepidopterist, are you?
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No, Gary.
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I'm just a woman
looking for a man.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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And I brought a blanket.
Fantastic!
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Look at these.
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Oh, look at these.
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A swarm of Silvery Checkerspots.
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Oh, my God.
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This is romantic.
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But you're going
to remember this
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a lot more than
those butterflies, Gary.
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They don't usually
swarm like this.
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Neither do I.
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I hate online dating.
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Partially skeletonized.
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Ribs splayed open.
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I have a feeling
this wasn't natural causes.
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Animal or psycho?
Probably.
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The angle of the mandible
and the brow of the skull
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indicate a male.
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About 40 to 50,
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judging by the wear
on the mandibular teeth.
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Hey. What's-what's with
all the butterflies?
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Chlosyne nycteis.
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They're
the Silvery Checkerspot.
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Indigenous to the area.
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They're probably just attracted
by the remains.
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
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- Butterflies eat dead people?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, they may look beautiful,
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but they'll eat
bird excrement,
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and aphid guts,
decomposing meat.
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Oh. Right.
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What the hell?
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Something smells like sulfur.
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It's coming from the remains.
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It's...
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Hate when you do that.
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It's not a typical...
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odor associated with
decomposition.
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Who would leave a goat out here?
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Who cares about a goat? Okay?
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We're dealing
with a dead body here.
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Look, shouldn't there
be more blood?
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Yes. It-it appears
all of the blood
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has been drained
from the victim's body.
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I'm guessing psycho.
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But look at the ribs, two
through six, on the left side.
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Bite marks.
Cannibal?
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No. It-it's not human dentition.
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I'm confused.
Me, too.
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And I don't like the feeling.
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So, the heart is gone?
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Well, it's like someone ate
it right out of his chest.
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Wow.
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The victim's right ankle has
a vertical transarticular pin
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that was surgically implanted
to fix a past fracture.
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Could be a helpful identifier.
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Very good, Mr. Nigel-Murray.
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While I have your attention
and affection,
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there's something
that I'd like to say.
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Can you speak while working?
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Of course. As you may be aware,
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I am currently participating
in Alcoholics Anonymous,
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pursuant to my unfortunate
downward spiral
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in the aftermath
of my Jeopardy! win.
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Whoa.
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I had no idea you were in AA.
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Yes, well,
as with everything else,
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discretion has been
my watchword.
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Except when I was vomiting
into someone's hat.
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These look like spiny bristles
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from some kind of animal.
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Oh, and the evidence
on the X-rays
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shows bone damage on the ribs
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from long fang-like teeth.
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Oh. Maybe the heart
was eaten.
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But anyway, I'm currently
at step nine of 12,
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which consists of me making
amends to those people
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that I have harmed
while I've been drinking.
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Not necessary. Don't even
remember being wronged.
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I urinated in your tadpole tank,
Dr. Hodgins.
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What?
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Mr. Nigel-Murray,
that's disgusting.
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Of course. Anyway,
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Dr. Hodgins, I apologize.
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- Dr. Saroyan.
- No.
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All I want to hear
from you right now
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are facts about this case.
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Okay. At this point,
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from all of the evidence that
I've gathered from the X-rays,
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as well as the observable
evidence on the remains,
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indicates that our victim
was killed by a cryptid.
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Cryptid?
A creature yet unrecognized
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by scientific consensus.
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Of course.
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Oh, no. You guys aren't
going to start talking
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about werewolves, are you?
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No, no, no. I would posit
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that it was a chupacabra.
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A spiny creature
the size of a bear.
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Vicious, a forked-tongue,
with fangs easily capable
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of biting out
the victim's heart.
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But no one has ever captured
or verified this chupacabra.
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No. But reports show
that it sucks out
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its victim's blood, and leaves
behind the scent of sulfur.
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And you found a goat
tethered to a stake there.
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Chupacabra means
"goat sucker."
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So for cause of death,
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you want me
to put down "goat sucker."
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♪ Bones 6x18 ♪
The Truth in the Myth
Original Air Date on April 14, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ Main Title Theme ♪ The Crystal Method
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Oh... What is that?
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The murder victim's
stomach contents.
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Wow. You know,
if you're hungry,
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there's uneaten food
in the kitchen.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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There's just something
about a pregnant woman
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that precludes twisted humor.
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What's up?
So I looked at the clothes
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that our guy
was wearing.
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Apparently, he did not
scrimp on the duds.
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Everything was brand new.
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It was like
he was wearing a costume.
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So maybe he wasn't really
an outdoorsman at all.
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Oh, and guess what?
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Vincent just apologized to me.
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Oh. Step number nine:
making amends?
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Yeah. He apologized
for using my letter opener
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to clean his fingernails.
Ugh.
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And for telling his entire darts
team that he slept with me.
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Oh, my God. What is with him?
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He was drunk.
Well, but still?
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It's not like I'm going
to run into his darts team.
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Well, you are a better person
than I am.
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Really? I'm not going to forget
that you told me that.
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You identified the victim how?
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Well, no real hunter
goes out to the woods
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in brand-new
clothes, right?
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So he had to be a tourist.
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So I sent his description
to the hotels and lodges
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in the area and
I got a hit.
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Pine Tree Manor.
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Yeah, they said
they had a guest
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by the name of
Lee Coleman,
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who disappeared and
left his stuff behind.
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Lee Coleman.
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The Lee Coleman.
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Why do you keep saying his name
as if I should know him?
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Lee Coleman.
Kill the Myth.
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It's a TV show on the
Wilderness Network.
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I've never seen it.
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Wow. Do you even own a TV?
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Of course.
It's in the closet.
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Well, naturally.
Anyway, on the show,
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Coleman would go out
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and he would debunk
different myths and legends.
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You know, the Loch Ness
monster, the yeti,
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psychic healers, yada, yada.
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I'm not familiar with
the "yada yada yada" myth,
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but the rest of them
don't need disproving,
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because they don't exist.
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Okay, again, just because you
haven't seen something,
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it doesn't mean that
it doesn't exist.
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I mean, you haven't seen
the backside of the moon,
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but you believe in it.
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What?
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Just trying to think
of an amusing quip
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about the backside
of your moon.
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All right, great. What if
Coleman was in the woods
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trying to disprove
the chupacabra
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for Kill the Myth?
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And the myth killed him instead.
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It could happen.
No, it couldn't.
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You can't be killed by something
that doesn't exist.
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Well, you can
if it does exist.
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I don't think you understand
what the word "myth" means.
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Now what?
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Perhaps you could see
your dark side
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if you mooned a mirror.
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Because "moon" is a term
that refers to exposing...
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I know, Bones.
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Get it? It-it's
pretty clever, right?
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It's clever,
yeah, clever.
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Yeah, I'd laugh
but it's that, uh,
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I'm afraid of
driving off the road.
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I understand.
You do, right?
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Safety first.
Oh, yeah.
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I understand.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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Odd that they would call
it the Pine Tree Manor
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when it's obviously
clad in cedar.
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I was just
thinking that.
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Really?
No.
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Wow.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Welcome to the Pine Tree Manor.
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It would more
properly be called
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the Cedar Siding Manor.
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Right. Uh, FBI,
Special Agent Seeley Booth.
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This here's my colleague,
Dr. Temperance Brennan.
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You must be here
because of the myth guy.
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I'm Randy Shepard,
I own the place.
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Is it true what we're hearing?
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What are you hearing?
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That something got the guy.
Out in the woods.
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Something... horrible.
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And how'd you hear that?
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From me.
Who are you?
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I'm Melissa Lawson.
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Melissa's our
activities coordinator.
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What does that mean?
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Fishing, hikes,
bird-watching, nature trails,
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hunting.
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Mr. Coleman sort of
monopolized Melissa
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the three days he was here.
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He was filming an episode
of that show of his.
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To debunk the chupacabra.
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Yeah. And it got him.
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We've had sightings.
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People used to come
from all over
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just to get a glimpse of one.
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What's it look like?
Oh.
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Hello?
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So, I've analyzed those dermal
cells we found on the remains.
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Turns out they are skin,
but not human.
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Now, judging by the heavily
keratinized stratum corneum,
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they appear to be reptilian.
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Reptilian?
There's more.
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Those needle-like quills,
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they're composed
of 45% carbon, 27% oxygen,
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15% nitrogen
and six percent hydrogen.
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That's hair.
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Mm-hmm,
and definitely mammalian.
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No. Th-th-that makes no sense.
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Reptile scales
and mammalian hair
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don't coexist
on any known animal.
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Really?
What about this?
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Chupacabra.
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I'm Lee Coleman, and I've
made it my life's mission
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to disprove some of the world's
most tenacious myths,
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legends and monsters.
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Don't be a fool.
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Kill the myth
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and find the truth.
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Join me next week
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as I brave the deep woods
of West Virginia
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in search of
the mythic chupacabra...
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...a creature whose name means
"goat sucker."
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But I'm going to prove
that if you believe in him,
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you are the sucker.
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That promo wasn't shot
in West Virginia.
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It was a park
near the studio.
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I can't believe he's gone.
274
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Well, you were his producer.
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You must've known
he was going out there.
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I rarely knew what
Lee was up to.
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He insisted on doing
all of his own research.
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Can you think of anyone
who would want to harm Lee?
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He made a career out of
making people look like fools.
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Everyone he debunked
probably wanted him dead.
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Believers in superstitions
like these,
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they turn to illogical
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explanations as a way
of deriving control
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in a frightening
and uncertain world.
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They're nuts.
286
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That's a more succinct
way of putting it.
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But when a person like that
has his way of life challenged,
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becoming violent
would not be surprising.
289
00:11:56,054 --> 00:11:59,055
You know, Lee was attacked once,
by a dog.
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He debunked a dog? What-what
was it pretending to be?
291
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He debunked a pet psychic.
292
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Oh.
She lost a lot of clients.
293
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Um, one day Lee
was coming out of the studio,
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and this dog just went for him.
295
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And the pet psychic
was just across the street
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watching the whole thing.
Was it her dog?
297
00:12:13,472 --> 00:12:15,173
She denied it, but why else
would she be there?
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00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,241
That mutt latched
onto Lee's leg,
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he fell, broke his ankle,
had to have surgery,
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00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:22,681
and we couldn't even
touch the psychic.
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When was this?
Last year.
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Oh.
But he insisted
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on re-running the episode
two weeks ago.
304
00:12:29,255 --> 00:12:31,557
He disappeared
right after that.
305
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,160
I told him
he should forget about her.
306
00:12:34,227 --> 00:12:38,264
She's a loon, but he wanted
to go after her again.
307
00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:46,238
I've never seen bone damage
like this before. Normally,
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puncture marks resulting
from carnivorous scavenging
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are accompanied by pits
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in the cortical bone surfaces.
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Which are not in evidence.
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Mysteriously.
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So I'll analyze the wounds
and try and establish
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which were caused
by small animals
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and which might have been
caused by the chupacabra.
316
00:13:03,258 --> 00:13:06,294
You are not letting this
chupacabra thing go, are you?
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I'd be skeptical if you told me
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that there was a venomous,
egg-laying, duck-billed,
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beaver-tailed mammal,
320
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and yet,
321
00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:16,070
the platypus...
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it does exist.
Uh...
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00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,375
Mr. Nigel-Murray,
do you need me to
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00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:22,643
take that alcohol
away from you?
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00:13:22,711 --> 00:13:25,145
Oh!
326
00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:28,649
No, don't be absurd.
This is, uh, 80% ethyl alcohol.
327
00:13:28,716 --> 00:13:31,452
I would most likely go blind
if I were to drink this.
328
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,654
If... yeah, yeah.
Take it away from me?
329
00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:35,790
Yeah.
Take the top.
330
00:13:36,592 --> 00:13:38,059
Dr. Saroyan.
331
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,594
Sorry.
332
00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:42,830
I really need you
to let me apologize to you.
333
00:13:42,898 --> 00:13:44,599
For my sobriety.
334
00:13:46,636 --> 00:13:49,104
Fine. Shoot.
335
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:50,372
Thank you.
336
00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:54,943
I once went into your office,
uh, when you weren't there,
337
00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:57,779
and I noticed that your
desk drawer was open.
338
00:13:57,847 --> 00:13:59,614
And I saw a stack
of grocery coupons
339
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,316
from the Sunday paper.
340
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:02,484
Okay.
341
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:03,518
Continue.
342
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,521
And I took some
of the coupons.
343
00:14:05,589 --> 00:14:07,357
I took one,
it was for a soda,
344
00:14:07,424 --> 00:14:09,793
and I took another one
for a cheese snack,
345
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:11,928
and the third was for
a frozen fish dinner.
346
00:14:11,996 --> 00:14:13,663
Three coupons.
347
00:14:13,731 --> 00:14:16,199
Yeah. I was tipsy.
348
00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:19,069
I understand.
349
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,271
And as long as that's it,
I forgive you.
350
00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:24,842
What?
351
00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:28,246
I also told some mates from
Paleontology that you and I,
352
00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:29,781
that we enjoyed
353
00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:33,951
a passionate and extremely
gymnastic sexual relationship.
354
00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:36,387
What?
Yes. I did... it's all true.
355
00:14:36,454 --> 00:14:38,388
I can't believe you did that.
356
00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:41,024
I-I-I know, I know, and
I am deeply, deeply sorry.
357
00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:42,959
It was the hooch.
358
00:14:43,027 --> 00:14:48,197
Uh... oh, forget it.
359
00:14:48,265 --> 00:14:50,834
The injuries on the bones--
I would like
360
00:14:50,902 --> 00:14:52,636
an explanation for them
as soon as possible.
361
00:14:52,703 --> 00:14:55,572
One that will not be met
with derision.
362
00:14:57,909 --> 00:15:00,176
I shouldn't have told her
about the coupons.
363
00:15:00,244 --> 00:15:02,378
I think the victim
364
00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:06,382
is providing a valuable service
by debunking these myths.
365
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:10,253
Take a look at this.
This is your proof.
366
00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:12,623
El gringo es el diablo!
367
00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:14,091
Oh, no, don't be angry at me.
368
00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:15,993
Your priest is the one
who has tricked you.
369
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:17,162
Look.
370
00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:19,898
I put up a hidden camera,
371
00:15:19,966 --> 00:15:21,867
and this is what it recorded
last night.
372
00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:25,905
Your priest has rigged
this statue to cry.
373
00:15:25,972 --> 00:15:28,507
You know, some of these segments
374
00:15:28,575 --> 00:15:31,076
that Coleman recorded
used hidden cameras.
375
00:15:31,144 --> 00:15:32,411
He wouldn't need
a camera crew.
376
00:15:32,479 --> 00:15:34,680
For his exposé
on the chupacabra,
377
00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:36,949
he might have put up cameras.
They could still be there.
378
00:15:37,017 --> 00:15:39,351
Exactly.
I should watch this show.
379
00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:41,954
You know, not all miracles
are fake, Bones.
380
00:15:42,022 --> 00:15:46,726
There's a reasonable explanation
for all phenomenon.
381
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,194
You know I saw a yeti.
382
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,564
Don't be ridiculous.
Yetis don't exist.
383
00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:54,200
I was in Nepal.
384
00:15:54,268 --> 00:15:56,703
Rangers have a secure
training base there.
385
00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:58,404
I was doing
field exercises,
386
00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:00,406
about to rendezvous
with my platoon,
387
00:16:00,474 --> 00:16:02,842
and... I saw it.
388
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:05,445
About 30, 35 feet
in front of me.
389
00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:07,447
You were in the snow.
390
00:16:07,514 --> 00:16:10,416
In unfamiliar terrain, alone,
391
00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:11,784
hallucinations
are common.
392
00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:13,452
It was over ten feet tall.
393
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,256
It was huge.
I looked straight in its eyes.
394
00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:18,925
I pointed my rifle at it,
and it ran.
395
00:16:18,993 --> 00:16:20,927
This was no hallucination.
Booth,
396
00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:22,128
I'm sure you thought...
397
00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:23,496
Okay, why don't you
just trust me, here?
398
00:16:23,564 --> 00:16:25,198
Why can't you just use
399
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,267
that brilliant
scientific mind of yours
400
00:16:27,335 --> 00:16:30,470
and at least admit
that the possibility
401
00:16:30,538 --> 00:16:32,472
of what I'm saying here is true?
402
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,675
You-you're serious?
403
00:16:34,742 --> 00:16:37,411
Just forget it. You know, you
talk a really good game, Bones,
404
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,480
but when it comes down to it,
you're no different
405
00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:40,715
than people who were certain
406
00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:42,316
that the Sun revolved
around the Earth.
407
00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,519
That's not true.
408
00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:56,997
Well, I did some readings
for Nancy Reagan.
409
00:16:57,065 --> 00:17:00,333
Her dog, a Cavalier
King Charles spaniel, Rex--
410
00:17:00,401 --> 00:17:01,668
cute little thing--
411
00:17:01,736 --> 00:17:05,472
he had some issues
with being in the public eye.
412
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:06,673
You can understand.
413
00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:08,108
Sure, sure.
414
00:17:08,176 --> 00:17:10,110
Well, Hobart
likes you.
415
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:13,514
Thinks you have a kind
and understanding face.
416
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,050
Hobart?
Hobart.
417
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,485
Hello.
Oh.
418
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:19,154
Hello.
419
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:21,023
Hobart looks like
a very nice bird as well.
420
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,224
I'm here to ask you about...
421
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,527
Lee Coleman. I know.
422
00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:25,762
Horrible man.
423
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:27,998
He has no idea
how many animals he hurt
424
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:29,699
by spreading those lies
about me.
425
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:30,800
You were angry about that.
426
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,235
Well, we all were.
427
00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:33,837
Uh-huh.
428
00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:35,673
Well, he thought
you were responsible
429
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,108
for the dog
attacking him.
430
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:39,611
That's nonsense.
431
00:17:39,678 --> 00:17:41,246
Hadley acted on his own.
432
00:17:41,313 --> 00:17:42,481
Of course.
433
00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:45,317
But you were with Hadley
when he attacked.
434
00:17:45,385 --> 00:17:46,651
I mean,
you could've restrained him.
435
00:17:46,719 --> 00:17:48,386
Well, we were taking a walk,
436
00:17:48,454 --> 00:17:50,522
it all happened very fast.
Hello.
437
00:17:50,589 --> 00:17:52,591
And he does regret the pain
that he caused.
438
00:17:52,659 --> 00:17:54,926
He told you that?
439
00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,928
We communicated, yes.
440
00:17:56,995 --> 00:17:59,497
Two weeks ago,
when Lee Coleman was killed,
441
00:17:59,564 --> 00:18:01,732
you were also in West Virginia,
weren't you?
442
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,501
Yes, I was seeing a client.
A horse.
443
00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:08,037
He felt emotionally displaced
because his owners got a pony.
444
00:18:08,105 --> 00:18:09,972
Well, the farmer who hired you
445
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,075
said that you came and went
on your own schedule.
446
00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:14,311
What are you implying?
447
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,545
You're the psychic,
Ms. Michaels.
448
00:18:15,613 --> 00:18:16,980
I'm sure you can figure it out.
449
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:18,915
You know,
your business was hurt.
450
00:18:18,983 --> 00:18:21,784
You felt humiliated
and ridiculed.
451
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,619
You wanted revenge.
452
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,989
I did not kill
that dreadful man.
453
00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:28,657
I was at the farm.
454
00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:30,793
Ask the horse. Or the chickens.
455
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,562
They all saw me.
456
00:18:32,629 --> 00:18:34,230
Right.
457
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:37,300
I am not crazy, Dr. Sweets.
And I do want to help.
458
00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:41,239
I heard that you found
a goat at the murder scene?
459
00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:42,774
If you want me
to talk to him...
460
00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:47,145
Nah. No, thank you.
But thank you.
461
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,513
Good-bye.
462
00:18:48,581 --> 00:18:50,014
I'm just going to leave.
463
00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:53,484
So if Coleman used a hidden
camera out here, he probably
464
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,919
would've had it aimed where
the goat was tethered.
465
00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:57,658
You really had to volunteer us
for this, huh?
466
00:18:57,683 --> 00:18:58,722
Yeah!
467
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,991
Thought coming out to the
woods would be nice, you know?
468
00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:02,359
Little fresh air.
469
00:19:02,427 --> 00:19:03,827
Honey, let me share
something with you.
470
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:05,629
There's a human
growing inside me.
471
00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:08,765
Vegging on the couch and eating
pints of mint-chip ice cream
472
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,667
is all I actually want to do.
473
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,803
Recent studies show that mothers
474
00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:14,705
who gain excess weight
during pregnancy
475
00:19:14,773 --> 00:19:17,541
make their babies more prone
to childhood obesity.
476
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:19,609
Oh. That's interesting.
477
00:19:19,677 --> 00:19:21,278
I read a study that says that
478
00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,780
husbands who suggest
their pregnant wives are fat
479
00:19:23,848 --> 00:19:26,149
are far more prone
to being slugged by them.
480
00:19:26,217 --> 00:19:29,218
Right. Okay, then.
481
00:19:29,286 --> 00:19:30,520
Cameras.
Yes.
482
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,620
Cameras...
483
00:19:31,688 --> 00:19:34,122
So I watched the segments
of Kill the Myth
484
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,757
that Brennan sent,
Uh-huh.
485
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:38,359
Coleman always seems to use
the same type of camera.
486
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,795
It's a fixed-lens infrared
487
00:19:40,863 --> 00:19:42,129
surveillance camera,
488
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:44,531
with a maximum focal
length of 20 feet.
489
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:48,803
So then, we should just
measure a 20-foot perimeter
490
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:51,673
from the stake,
and then start searching.
491
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,408
You know what
I don't understand?
492
00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:54,676
What's that, babe?
493
00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:57,379
How come a creature whose
name means "goat sucker"
494
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,281
didn't suck the goat?
495
00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:02,852
'Cause there's no such
thing as a chupacabra.
496
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,454
Oh. This coming from
the woman that believes
497
00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:05,889
the stars control our fates.
498
00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:07,858
Of course you're going
to belittle astrology.
499
00:20:07,925 --> 00:20:08,992
You're a Virgo.
500
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,428
Think I got something.
501
00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:15,498
Well, h-how are we
going to get up there?
502
00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:16,866
It's just a little tree.
503
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:20,336
Hey, babe,
you're going to be a father.
504
00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:22,037
I don't want anything
to happen to you.
505
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:24,506
Okay, but please,
please be careful.
506
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:27,909
Okay.
507
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,912
Got it.
Hold on tight.
508
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,604
All right, now I'm going to
throw this down to you, okay?
509
00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:33,829
Yeah.
510
00:20:36,352 --> 00:20:40,256
Got it. Um, it looks like
there's some water damage,
511
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,358
but I might be able
to recover some data
512
00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,060
from the memory card.
Uh-huh.
513
00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:47,263
If this timestamp is correct,
514
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,899
this was taken on the night
that Lee Coleman was killed.
515
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,937
He might have recorded
his own murder.
516
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,601
This is the original image
517
00:21:04,669 --> 00:21:07,137
of the damage done to the
victim's ribs and torso.
518
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,872
Now here I've eliminated
all injuries
519
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,007
caused from postmortem
scavenging,
520
00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:15,310
leaving only the wounds incurred
during the initial attack.
521
00:21:15,378 --> 00:21:16,645
What is this
522
00:21:16,713 --> 00:21:17,980
triangle?
523
00:21:18,048 --> 00:21:20,683
That is a bite mark.
Presumably the result of
524
00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:24,654
two upper incisors and
a single lower incisor.
525
00:21:24,722 --> 00:21:26,555
I'm not familiar with any animal
526
00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:28,191
with that configuration
of teeth.
527
00:21:28,258 --> 00:21:30,393
Like that.
528
00:21:31,895 --> 00:21:33,796
Legend says that that is how
529
00:21:33,864 --> 00:21:36,199
the goat sucker drains blood
from its prey.
530
00:21:36,266 --> 00:21:39,201
Hodgins is analyzing the swab
from the injury site.
531
00:21:39,269 --> 00:21:40,669
We'll see what he comes up with
532
00:21:40,737 --> 00:21:42,871
that doesn't rely on legend.
533
00:21:42,939 --> 00:21:44,873
I'm-I'm very
very sorry.
534
00:21:44,941 --> 00:21:47,242
Why? You've done more
than satisfactory work.
535
00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:49,344
Oh! No, no, no, no.
Um...
536
00:21:49,412 --> 00:21:52,247
As part of my recovery,
uh, for drinking a lot,
537
00:21:52,314 --> 00:21:55,083
and having fun,
I have to make amends.
538
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:56,517
All right. What for?
539
00:21:56,585 --> 00:22:01,923
One night, I borrowed your
iguana and wore it as a hat.
540
00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:03,859
At a party.
541
00:22:03,926 --> 00:22:06,494
Well, you must have
taken care of him
542
00:22:06,562 --> 00:22:08,196
because I didn't see any damage.
543
00:22:08,264 --> 00:22:09,431
And also
544
00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:13,469
I have to apologize
for spreading a rumor...
545
00:22:13,537 --> 00:22:15,738
that you and I were lovers.
546
00:22:17,174 --> 00:22:18,708
But it was nothing serious.
547
00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:20,009
We were on and off.
548
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,544
We were just each other's
sexual playthings.
549
00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:24,546
And please remember
550
00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:27,115
that I'm apologizing for things
that I did
551
00:22:27,183 --> 00:22:28,850
when I was besotted
with drink.
552
00:22:31,987 --> 00:22:33,620
Why are you laughing?
553
00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:37,223
Just the absurdity
of you and I having...
554
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,128
...a sexual relationship
of any kind.
555
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:46,099
I mean, your-your friends
must be very gullible.
556
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,535
No, they're not.
Not particularly.
557
00:22:48,602 --> 00:22:50,236
Then they must have been
inebriated
558
00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:52,872
and incapable
of rational thought.
559
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:55,241
Stranger things have happened.
560
00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:57,310
I can't think of any.
561
00:22:57,378 --> 00:22:59,312
I mean,
I would sooner
562
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,449
confirm that the chupacabra
was the cause
563
00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:03,950
of this man's death.
564
00:23:04,018 --> 00:23:07,420
I've been told that I'm an...
I'm an excellent lover.
565
00:23:10,624 --> 00:23:12,624
So...
566
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,227
It appears
that I've hurt your feelings.
567
00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:19,531
No. No, no, it's-it's all part
of the process,
568
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,568
and I have to accept
the consequences of my actions
569
00:23:22,636 --> 00:23:24,003
as part of
my recovery.
570
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,707
Then I'm glad that I could help.
571
00:23:26,774 --> 00:23:28,942
I must say that I'm impressed
that you were able
572
00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:31,579
to get my iguana to stay
on top of your head.
573
00:23:31,646 --> 00:23:34,314
I'm clever with ribbons.
574
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,120
Here you go.
575
00:23:40,556 --> 00:23:42,824
I'm so sorry to bother you,
Agent Booth,
576
00:23:42,891 --> 00:23:45,360
but I really need to talk to you
about Lee Coleman's murder.
577
00:23:45,428 --> 00:23:46,795
Sure. Come on in. No problem.
578
00:23:46,863 --> 00:23:47,963
Have a seat.
579
00:23:48,031 --> 00:23:50,032
I started thinking
580
00:23:50,099 --> 00:23:53,035
that if someone killed Lee,
I could be next.
581
00:23:53,102 --> 00:23:54,670
You?
Maybe I'm crazy,
582
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,238
But before I produced Lee's show
583
00:23:56,306 --> 00:23:58,140
I worked with a man
named Terry Bemis.
584
00:23:58,207 --> 00:23:59,675
Okay, who is Terry Bemis?
585
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,443
He had a show on
the Wilderness Network:
586
00:24:01,511 --> 00:24:02,944
Seeing Is Believing.
587
00:24:03,012 --> 00:24:05,181
He's probably the most famous
cryptozoologist in the country.
588
00:24:05,248 --> 00:24:08,317
That's very impressive, but
I don't know what that means.
589
00:24:08,385 --> 00:24:10,786
Cryptozoology is the study
of hidden animals.
590
00:24:10,854 --> 00:24:13,022
Animals whose very existence
is in doubt.
591
00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:14,857
Oh, right. Like the chupacabra?
592
00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:18,561
Yes, sure but also
various sea animals
593
00:24:18,629 --> 00:24:20,864
who have actually been
found and confirmed.
594
00:24:20,932 --> 00:24:23,433
Look, the point is that
Lee got Terry booted off
595
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,701
the Wilderness Network.
596
00:24:24,768 --> 00:24:27,137
Oh, so you left crypto guy
and you went with Lee.
597
00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:29,406
Yes. The network wanted me to.
598
00:24:29,473 --> 00:24:31,942
Terry was very angry,
as you would expect.
599
00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:33,410
He started making threats,
600
00:24:33,477 --> 00:24:35,145
which I didn't believe
at the time.
601
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:39,049
But I did get this e-mail
yesterday.
602
00:24:39,117 --> 00:24:40,384
"Heard about Lee.
603
00:24:40,452 --> 00:24:43,020
"Some people get
what they deserve, I guess.
604
00:24:43,088 --> 00:24:45,990
Wonder how things will turn out
for you?"
605
00:24:46,057 --> 00:24:48,059
Do you know where
606
00:24:48,126 --> 00:24:49,527
I can find Terry Bemis now?
607
00:24:49,594 --> 00:24:51,329
Where else?
608
00:24:51,396 --> 00:24:52,596
Public Access.
609
00:24:56,435 --> 00:24:58,270
This is the footage
from the hidden camera
610
00:24:58,338 --> 00:24:59,738
we found in the tree.
611
00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:03,175
My goat friend and I have been
waiting here for eight hours.
612
00:25:03,243 --> 00:25:05,712
The only thing we've been
attacked by are mosquitoes.
613
00:25:05,779 --> 00:25:07,947
Which is strange,
because if these woods
614
00:25:08,015 --> 00:25:11,284
are supposedly riddled
with chupacabra,
615
00:25:11,352 --> 00:25:14,254
you would expect at least
one of them to jump on
616
00:25:14,322 --> 00:25:17,557
the only goat
within a hundred mile radius.
617
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,092
What he's saying
makes sense,
618
00:25:19,159 --> 00:25:20,693
but he's really
unlikable.
619
00:25:20,761 --> 00:25:23,029
The sun's gonna be up soon,
620
00:25:23,096 --> 00:25:26,665
and since these creatures
are supposedly nocturnal,
621
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:32,037
Billy Goat Gruff and I
might as well call it a night.
622
00:25:32,105 --> 00:25:33,505
Nothing for us there.
623
00:25:33,572 --> 00:25:35,506
That's what I thought
at first, too,
624
00:25:35,574 --> 00:25:36,641
but check this out.
625
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,244
Okay, here it is.
626
00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:40,378
What?
627
00:25:40,446 --> 00:25:43,082
Look at the goat's ears
just before
628
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,450
Coleman shuts off
the camera.
629
00:25:46,653 --> 00:25:48,922
Oh, wow, he heard something.
630
00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,824
Mm-hmm. Something
Coleman didn't hear.
631
00:25:50,892 --> 00:25:52,259
Can you work some sort
of audio magic,
632
00:25:52,327 --> 00:25:53,727
see if you can pick it up?
633
00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:54,995
Yeah, it's worth a try.
634
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,344
Did a GC Mass Spec
on the swab results
635
00:26:12,412 --> 00:26:13,646
from our little
triangular bite.
636
00:26:13,713 --> 00:26:15,914
I expected to find saliva,
but instead I got that.
637
00:26:15,982 --> 00:26:20,219
"Bisphenol A, diethyl propane
and amorphous silica."
638
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,621
What is that?
639
00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:23,256
No clue, but as much
as it pains me to say,
640
00:26:23,324 --> 00:26:25,191
it's probably not
chupacabra spit.
641
00:26:25,259 --> 00:26:26,526
Did you I.D. the dermis
642
00:26:26,594 --> 00:26:28,028
and those needles
we found on the body?
643
00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:29,396
Yeah, I did.
The reptile scales
644
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,699
belonged
to Ctenosaura pectinata;
645
00:26:31,766 --> 00:26:33,501
or Mexican
spiny-tailed iguana,
646
00:26:33,568 --> 00:26:36,904
and the needles, the needles
were from a wild boar.
647
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:38,072
Are those rare?
648
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,840
No, not anywhere
you can buy a hairbrush.
649
00:26:39,907 --> 00:26:42,676
This seems to be shaping up
to be nothing more than a hoax.
650
00:26:42,744 --> 00:26:43,977
Don't sound so sad.
651
00:26:44,045 --> 00:26:45,612
Do you really want
to live in a world
652
00:26:45,679 --> 00:26:46,779
where chupacabras roam free?
653
00:26:46,847 --> 00:26:48,514
Yes, I really do.
654
00:26:53,386 --> 00:26:55,920
So, our friend the animal
psychic has an alibi.
655
00:26:55,988 --> 00:26:57,588
Don't tell me.
656
00:26:57,656 --> 00:27:00,591
She was feeding a flock
of pigeons in the park,
657
00:27:00,659 --> 00:27:02,360
and they're all willing
to testify.
658
00:27:02,428 --> 00:27:04,963
- Close. Counseling a horse.
- I was making a joke.
659
00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:06,932
I know. Still, just afraid
of driving off the road.
660
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,166
You know, great.
661
00:27:08,234 --> 00:27:10,603
Anyway, the horse's owner
placed her on the farm.
662
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,706
Oh.
663
00:27:13,774 --> 00:27:15,108
I did some research.
664
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,109
Really?
665
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,044
The tracks you saw in Nepal
666
00:27:18,112 --> 00:27:19,512
are easily explained.
667
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:22,181
I believe they were the tracks
of smaller animals
668
00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:23,716
widened by the afternoon sun.
669
00:27:23,784 --> 00:27:25,385
I didn't see just tracks.
670
00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:27,353
I saw the Abominable Snowman
himself, hmm?
671
00:27:27,421 --> 00:27:29,555
Hmm. He looked at me,
and I looked at him.
672
00:27:29,623 --> 00:27:32,025
I believe you saw
what you say you saw.
673
00:27:32,092 --> 00:27:33,393
But you believe
it was a hallucination.
674
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,894
No, I believe
you actually saw it.
675
00:27:34,962 --> 00:27:35,795
Ah. A yeti?
676
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,696
No.
677
00:27:37,764 --> 00:27:41,700
What you saw
was Ursus arctos isabellinus.
678
00:27:41,768 --> 00:27:45,003
They're usually red
or sandy in color,
679
00:27:45,071 --> 00:27:47,239
but the one you saw
was covered in ice.
680
00:27:47,306 --> 00:27:49,508
A seven-foot-tall bear covered
in ice?
681
00:27:49,576 --> 00:27:52,177
Yes. Ursus arctos
makes this sound
682
00:27:52,244 --> 00:27:54,145
much like a human being
grunting.
683
00:27:54,213 --> 00:27:56,180
You did a lot of work on this.
684
00:27:56,248 --> 00:27:57,615
Yes.
685
00:27:57,683 --> 00:28:00,185
I believe you saw exactly
what you say you saw.
686
00:28:00,253 --> 00:28:02,154
You're simply calling it
by the wrong name.
687
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,256
Ah, thank you, Bones.
I appreciate you, you know,
688
00:28:04,324 --> 00:28:05,858
giving me the benefit
of the doubt.
689
00:28:05,925 --> 00:28:07,359
You're welcome.
690
00:28:14,802 --> 00:28:16,704
Okay, look, this guy has
got two motives, okay.
691
00:28:16,771 --> 00:28:18,972
One, revenge for getting
booted to Public Access,
692
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,774
and two, he earns a living
693
00:28:20,842 --> 00:28:22,075
talking about
mythical animals.
694
00:28:22,143 --> 00:28:24,545
Also, he'd be an expert
at faking a chupacabra attack.
695
00:28:24,613 --> 00:28:27,481
Three, two, one.
696
00:28:27,548 --> 00:28:29,683
I received word this week
that there was a sighting
697
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:33,186
of one of the most
elusive cryptids:
698
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:36,556
the Bukit Timah Monkey Man,
699
00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:40,294
an immortal hominid that lives
in the forests of Singapore.
700
00:28:41,496 --> 00:28:44,364
What more proof do you need?
701
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:46,700
Well, this is a treat.
702
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,568
It looks like we're being joined
today by one
703
00:28:49,636 --> 00:28:53,272
of the many celebrity guest
scientist who frequently appear
704
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,806
on Seeing Is Believing.
705
00:28:54,874 --> 00:28:58,643
Forensic anthropologist
Dr. Temperance Brennan is here.
706
00:28:58,711 --> 00:29:00,478
Please, join me, Doctor.
707
00:29:00,546 --> 00:29:03,382
Kevin, get a chair!
708
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,583
Should I go?
709
00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:08,153
Why not? It's not like
anybody's watching.
710
00:29:08,221 --> 00:29:09,521
Hello.
711
00:29:09,589 --> 00:29:12,190
Bup-up-up-up-up!
712
00:29:12,258 --> 00:29:13,593
Hello! Welcome.
Thank you.
713
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:16,529
It is always a pleasure
714
00:29:16,597 --> 00:29:19,899
to meet
a fellow scientist.
715
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:22,902
I do not accept the premise
that cryptozoology is a science.
716
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:24,237
I would point out
717
00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:27,674
that every major advance
in the history of science
718
00:29:27,741 --> 00:29:31,444
was at first dismissed
as fairy tale or pseudoscience.
719
00:29:31,512 --> 00:29:33,413
Cryptozoologists begin
with a conclusion
720
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,749
and then work backwards
to prove it.
721
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:36,984
That is not science.
722
00:29:37,051 --> 00:29:39,118
That's the opposite of science.
723
00:29:39,186 --> 00:29:42,822
I'm sorry, did you just come
here to insult me and my work?
724
00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:45,292
No, I came here
because you're a suspect
725
00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:46,860
in the murder of Lee Coleman.
726
00:29:49,631 --> 00:29:51,732
And we'll be right back.
727
00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:57,882
So now I have to talk
to a shrink?
728
00:29:57,892 --> 00:30:00,260
Why, because I believe
there are creatures
729
00:30:00,328 --> 00:30:02,228
the scientific community
doesn't accept?
730
00:30:02,296 --> 00:30:04,864
No, no, I think
this has more to do
731
00:30:04,932 --> 00:30:07,100
with the e-mail
you sent to Ms. Tweed.
732
00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:08,434
It was an e-mail!
733
00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:09,569
A piece of paper.
734
00:30:09,636 --> 00:30:11,437
Not even...
until it was printed.
735
00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:13,139
The FBI sees it as a threat.
736
00:30:13,207 --> 00:30:15,575
So I'm here to try and
understand why you sent it.
737
00:30:15,643 --> 00:30:17,977
I was angry that I lost my show.
738
00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:20,079
I'm sorry.
Look,
739
00:30:20,147 --> 00:30:22,281
I know people think
I'm a little off
740
00:30:22,349 --> 00:30:23,749
because of my field of study.
741
00:30:23,817 --> 00:30:27,286
Oh, no. I mean, I study the
human mind, okay, so I can
742
00:30:27,354 --> 00:30:29,755
definitely confirm that there
are many mysteries out there
743
00:30:29,822 --> 00:30:31,656
that are very difficult
to explain.
744
00:30:31,724 --> 00:30:33,391
Yes. Right, yes.
745
00:30:33,459 --> 00:30:36,094
And you had a forum
on the Wilderness Channel
746
00:30:36,161 --> 00:30:37,362
to educate people.
747
00:30:37,429 --> 00:30:39,531
I was gonna get a publishing
deal and everything.
748
00:30:39,598 --> 00:30:41,066
To distribute your findings.
749
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:43,768
I could have legitimized
cryptozoology.
750
00:30:43,836 --> 00:30:45,569
You must have been very angry.
751
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:49,941
The son of a bitch destroyed
my life and he took my producer.
752
00:30:50,008 --> 00:30:52,343
I'm on a community college
station now.
753
00:30:52,411 --> 00:30:54,979
My show airs at 2:00
in the morning.
754
00:30:55,047 --> 00:30:56,848
How would you feel?
755
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:57,849
Angry.
756
00:30:57,917 --> 00:30:59,884
Mmm.
757
00:30:59,951 --> 00:31:02,053
Not angry enough
to kill someone.
758
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:04,155
I didn't kill him.
759
00:31:04,222 --> 00:31:05,690
I didn't have to.
760
00:31:05,757 --> 00:31:07,558
The chupacabra beat me to it.
761
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,060
Coleman had such disdain
for my work.
762
00:31:10,128 --> 00:31:13,397
But I bet he believed
in that creature
763
00:31:13,465 --> 00:31:16,100
as it was killing him.
764
00:31:18,136 --> 00:31:21,572
The FBI's convinced
that the whole attack was faked,
765
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,308
that there's no such thing
as a chupacabra.
766
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:28,646
There's ample literature
that proves otherwise.
767
00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:30,881
Is this your own self-published
literature we're talking about?
768
00:31:30,949 --> 00:31:32,216
It doesn't matter.
769
00:31:32,284 --> 00:31:35,020
With all the media frenzy
over Coleman's death,
770
00:31:35,087 --> 00:31:37,455
those woods are like
Grand Central Station.
771
00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:40,592
I'm sure the chupacabra
has long since fled.
772
00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:45,096
It's like the Loch Ness fiasco
all over again.
773
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:46,598
Yeah, possibly.
774
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:48,800
Uh, but the forensics team
is combing though
775
00:31:48,868 --> 00:31:50,535
all of the evidence.
776
00:31:50,602 --> 00:31:53,204
So I'm sure
they'll find the truth.
777
00:31:53,271 --> 00:31:55,039
That's what you
want, isn't it?
778
00:31:55,106 --> 00:31:58,376
The truth?
779
00:32:01,381 --> 00:32:05,618
So I stripped away the audio
track with Coleman's voice
780
00:32:05,686 --> 00:32:07,287
and I amplified
the background noise.
781
00:32:09,089 --> 00:32:10,257
You just turned up
the volume.
782
00:32:10,325 --> 00:32:11,358
I could've done that.
783
00:32:11,426 --> 00:32:13,427
I'm m sorry. Uh, do I just say,
784
00:32:13,495 --> 00:32:16,130
"You look at gooey stuff
all day. I could do that"?
785
00:32:16,198 --> 00:32:18,099
I also used
786
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:20,834
a multiband digital noise gate
to remove the ambient sounds
787
00:32:20,902 --> 00:32:22,336
and I reconstituted
the compressed information
788
00:32:22,404 --> 00:32:24,938
above the Nyquist frequency.
Okay?
789
00:32:25,006 --> 00:32:27,340
I think you've made
your point, yes.
790
00:32:27,408 --> 00:32:29,976
This is what we have left.
791
00:32:36,117 --> 00:32:37,351
They both sound animal-like.
792
00:32:37,418 --> 00:32:38,919
Yeah, well, the first one is.
793
00:32:38,987 --> 00:32:41,722
I've identified it as the mating
call of a whitetail deer.
794
00:32:41,789 --> 00:32:42,890
And the second sound?
795
00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,825
Well, I haven't cracked
that one yet.
796
00:32:44,893 --> 00:32:46,694
It sounds like an animal,
797
00:32:46,762 --> 00:32:50,131
but look at it
on the EQ visualiser.
798
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,800
It has a recurring
799
00:32:52,868 --> 00:32:55,704
consistent pattern
that suggests it's mechanical.
800
00:32:55,771 --> 00:32:57,138
I'm gonna run it through
801
00:32:57,206 --> 00:32:58,706
the Jeffersonian's
audio database
802
00:32:58,774 --> 00:33:00,041
and check for matches.
803
00:33:00,109 --> 00:33:01,976
Oh! We have an audio database?
804
00:33:02,044 --> 00:33:04,045
Yeah, we sure do.
805
00:33:04,113 --> 00:33:07,348
It has over 35 million sounds.
Check this out.
806
00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:09,150
So this is an Italian man
sneezing.
807
00:33:11,954 --> 00:33:13,922
This is the engine
of an old Model T.
808
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,493
How about an F3 tornado?
809
00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:23,398
Here's a raisin
falling in milk.
810
00:33:25,468 --> 00:33:27,703
Did someone just drop a
raisin into some milk?
811
00:33:27,771 --> 00:33:29,638
Sorry to interrupt.
812
00:33:29,706 --> 00:33:33,175
There's something that I need
to show you, Dr. Saroyan.
813
00:33:33,243 --> 00:33:34,610
No confessions?
814
00:33:34,678 --> 00:33:37,447
I confess, no.
815
00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:41,750
I sorted through
the dentition of dozens
816
00:33:41,818 --> 00:33:43,051
of carnivorous animals,
817
00:33:43,119 --> 00:33:44,987
and I finally found
a match
818
00:33:45,054 --> 00:33:47,322
to the puncture wounds
on the victim's ribs.
819
00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:51,392
They are consistent with
the bite of a black bear.
820
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,194
A black bear?
Yes.
821
00:33:53,261 --> 00:33:55,629
And also, when I looked
back at the X-rays,
822
00:33:55,697 --> 00:33:57,030
I noticed a uniform
separation
823
00:33:57,098 --> 00:33:58,699
of the bones in
the joints
824
00:33:58,766 --> 00:34:01,802
of both ankles,
totally even.
825
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:03,104
And that's odd.
826
00:34:03,172 --> 00:34:05,607
I also found evidence
of abrasions
827
00:34:05,675 --> 00:34:07,108
on the tissue
left on the ankles.
828
00:34:07,176 --> 00:34:09,478
And look at this.
829
00:34:09,546 --> 00:34:12,815
The cervical and lumbar
vertebrae
830
00:34:12,883 --> 00:34:14,083
appear to be separated.
831
00:34:14,151 --> 00:34:15,584
This is all consistent
832
00:34:15,652 --> 00:34:17,754
with him being hung upside down
by his ankles.
833
00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:19,389
Which would explain
the abrasions.
834
00:34:19,456 --> 00:34:20,924
Of course.
His blood wasn't sucked out
835
00:34:20,991 --> 00:34:22,125
by some mythical creature.
836
00:34:22,192 --> 00:34:24,126
It was drained
837
00:34:24,194 --> 00:34:25,661
using the same method
employed by hunters.
838
00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:28,297
Remember that chemical compound
I found in the bite mark?
839
00:34:28,365 --> 00:34:31,467
Bisphenol A, diethyl propane
and amorphous silica.
840
00:34:31,535 --> 00:34:33,336
Dude, this isn't Jeopardy!
841
00:34:33,403 --> 00:34:34,971
I finally figured out
842
00:34:35,038 --> 00:34:36,805
what contained
those three chemicals.
843
00:34:36,873 --> 00:34:39,107
Jaw Jelly.
844
00:34:40,677 --> 00:34:44,847
Jaw Jelly is a one-part gel
adhesive used by taxidermists
845
00:34:44,915 --> 00:34:46,649
to create a "wet look"
in the mouths
846
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,150
of animals they've mounted.
847
00:34:48,218 --> 00:34:49,752
Are you thinking of
taking up taxidermy?
848
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,987
No, this is relevant
to the case.
849
00:34:52,055 --> 00:34:54,524
I believe the bite marks
to Coleman's ribs
850
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,126
came from a taxidermied bear.
851
00:34:57,194 --> 00:34:59,429
Right, so he was killed
by a stuffed animal?
852
00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:03,433
Whoever simulated this attack
used a bear tooth
853
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,903
to imitate the tripartite
incisor pattern
854
00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:07,372
ascribed to a chupacabra.
855
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,207
And I know where we can
find a stuffed bear.
856
00:35:12,812 --> 00:35:14,980
It's a lot busier here
than it was.
857
00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:16,815
Well, it looks like
a monster attack
858
00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:18,217
is what this place
needed, eh?
859
00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:21,287
Look at that.
$159 a night now.
860
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,758
- Come on, hurry.
- Slow down.
861
00:35:24,825 --> 00:35:26,092
That's a bear.
862
00:35:31,932 --> 00:35:34,734
One of the bear's incisors
has been removed.
863
00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:36,569
I can use
the corresponding incisors
864
00:35:36,637 --> 00:35:39,605
to confirm that the tooth
used to stab Coleman
865
00:35:39,673 --> 00:35:40,840
came from this bear.
866
00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:42,174
I expect nothing less.
867
00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:44,209
Back again?
868
00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:46,078
Yeah. Wow, business really
is booming, isn't it?
869
00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:48,513
Well, I hate that it came on
the back
870
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:50,815
of Mr. Coleman's misfortune,
but I'm grateful for the guests.
871
00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:52,750
Can I see your hands?
My hands?
872
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,152
Yeah, you know,
the things
873
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,687
at the end of your arms
there. Your hands.
874
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:57,655
Look at that.
Rope burns.
875
00:35:57,723 --> 00:36:00,491
It's what happens when you hoist
animals up to drain their blood.
876
00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:02,092
Isn't that right, Randy?
877
00:36:10,655 --> 00:36:11,889
A psychologist?
878
00:36:11,956 --> 00:36:14,025
It's my job to determine
whether you're capable
879
00:36:14,092 --> 00:36:15,526
of murdering and mutilating
a human being.
880
00:36:15,594 --> 00:36:17,462
A guy would have
to be crazy
881
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:19,097
to do something
like that, right?
882
00:36:19,165 --> 00:36:20,298
What do you think?
883
00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:22,167
Yeah, I guess so.
I'm not crazy.
884
00:36:22,235 --> 00:36:24,036
So I guess I couldn't
have done it.
885
00:36:24,104 --> 00:36:26,739
Our people did find
Lee Coleman's epithelial cells
886
00:36:26,807 --> 00:36:29,309
on the rope
in your supply closet.
887
00:36:29,376 --> 00:36:31,478
Rope burns on your
hands and vestiges
888
00:36:31,546 --> 00:36:33,413
of your DNA on the rope.
Can you explain that?
889
00:36:33,481 --> 00:36:35,716
I didn't kill him.
I'm not crazy.
890
00:36:35,783 --> 00:36:37,017
All right, you just said that
891
00:36:37,085 --> 00:36:38,719
as though you know
who did kill him.
892
00:36:38,787 --> 00:36:40,153
I did?
893
00:36:40,221 --> 00:36:41,721
Yes. Do you know who killed him?
894
00:36:41,789 --> 00:36:43,590
No. How would I?
895
00:36:44,626 --> 00:36:46,627
All right.
896
00:36:48,062 --> 00:36:48,896
What are you writing?
897
00:36:48,963 --> 00:36:50,430
Hmm? Oh, don't worry.
898
00:36:50,498 --> 00:36:52,065
I just advise the FBI.
899
00:36:52,133 --> 00:36:56,169
I don't actually decide who's
arrested and tried for murder.
900
00:36:56,237 --> 00:36:57,670
So what are you telling them?
901
00:36:57,738 --> 00:36:59,272
I am advising them
902
00:36:59,339 --> 00:37:01,006
that in my professional opinion,
you're lying.
903
00:37:01,074 --> 00:37:03,676
That and the rope
and the skin cells--
904
00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:05,310
they'll probably arrest you.
905
00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:06,344
You'll be needing a lawyer.
906
00:37:06,412 --> 00:37:08,947
All right,
thank you for your time.
907
00:37:09,015 --> 00:37:10,615
Wait.
908
00:37:12,484 --> 00:37:14,052
I-I didn't kill the guy,
909
00:37:14,119 --> 00:37:16,621
but I did the rest.
910
00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:18,956
The rest?
911
00:37:19,024 --> 00:37:21,793
Yeah, the draining of the blood,
the heart.
912
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:23,728
Yes, I did that stuff.
913
00:37:23,796 --> 00:37:25,063
Why?
914
00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:26,931
I came across the body.
915
00:37:26,999 --> 00:37:28,433
Since he was already dead,
916
00:37:28,501 --> 00:37:31,002
I thought if it looked like he
was killed by the chupacabra,
917
00:37:31,070 --> 00:37:34,907
then he wouldn't have
died in vain.
918
00:37:34,975 --> 00:37:37,610
You know, most people who
find a corpse in the woods,
919
00:37:37,678 --> 00:37:39,112
they call the police.
920
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:41,648
The lodge is in debt,
I was gonna lose it.
921
00:37:41,716 --> 00:37:43,817
Coleman was my best chance
at saving my business.
922
00:37:43,885 --> 00:37:45,052
That's not crazy, is it?
923
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,155
Exactly how did you fake
the attack?
924
00:37:48,991 --> 00:37:51,760
Took the bear tooth
and made the bite marks with it.
925
00:37:51,827 --> 00:37:54,563
Spread some insecticide around
to make it smell like sulfur.
926
00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:56,632
And then you tore out his heart
927
00:37:56,699 --> 00:37:59,167
and hung him up
to drain the blood?
928
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:00,802
But I didn't shoot the guy.
929
00:38:00,870 --> 00:38:03,606
Nobody said anything
about shooting.
930
00:38:03,673 --> 00:38:06,408
Well, I just meant...
931
00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:07,909
Who did? Who shot him?
932
00:38:07,977 --> 00:38:09,244
It wasn't me.
933
00:38:09,312 --> 00:38:11,779
I didn't even have the heart
to kill the goat.
934
00:38:11,847 --> 00:38:12,980
Where's the bullet?
935
00:38:16,318 --> 00:38:19,553
I buried it with the heart.
936
00:38:19,621 --> 00:38:24,257
Since I didn't kill the guy,
that's not so bad, is it?
937
00:38:24,325 --> 00:38:26,392
No, it's bad.
It's very bad, Randy.
938
00:38:30,597 --> 00:38:32,597
Very bad.
939
00:38:38,537 --> 00:38:39,971
You wanted to see me?
940
00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:42,507
Yeah, I want to show you
something on the rope.
941
00:38:42,575 --> 00:38:45,009
Oh. Oh, good.
942
00:38:45,077 --> 00:38:47,245
What? You seem nervous.
943
00:38:47,313 --> 00:38:49,581
Truth be told, I thought
that you might be upset
944
00:38:49,649 --> 00:38:52,651
that I told the world I was
sleeping with your wife.
945
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,554
Vincent, you were drunk.
Come on. I understand.
946
00:38:55,622 --> 00:38:57,256
Oh. Oh, wonderful.
947
00:38:57,324 --> 00:38:59,092
Okay, the rope.
948
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,528
Yeah, yeah, just take a look
at the epithelial cells
949
00:39:01,596 --> 00:39:03,697
through the microscope.
Mm-hmm.
950
00:39:03,765 --> 00:39:05,800
They look no different
than before to me.
951
00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:11,473
Hmm. Yeah, that's-that's what
I thought, too,
952
00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:15,209
so I was just... I was just...
checking. Thanks.
953
00:39:15,277 --> 00:39:16,878
Oh, no, no, you're welcome.
954
00:39:16,946 --> 00:39:19,547
And you're absolutely sure
that you're okay
955
00:39:19,615 --> 00:39:21,383
with this whole Angela business?
956
00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:22,951
Do you really think
I'm that petty?
957
00:39:23,019 --> 00:39:25,286
No, no, of course not.
958
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,722
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
959
00:39:32,094 --> 00:39:35,764
You are a kind and understanding
man, Dr. Hodgins.
960
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,432
Aw...
961
00:39:43,973 --> 00:39:47,409
So this is the mating call
of a whitetail deer.
962
00:39:47,477 --> 00:39:50,245
And this is the first
sound on the tape again.
963
00:39:53,283 --> 00:39:54,250
That's not a match.
964
00:39:54,318 --> 00:39:56,118
'Cause it's not a real deer.
965
00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,087
So I went back
in the audio database.
966
00:39:58,155 --> 00:39:59,555
This is the sound...
967
00:40:00,657 --> 00:40:02,091
...of a man-made deer call.
968
00:40:02,158 --> 00:40:03,593
That's a match.
969
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:06,195
What about
the second sound?
970
00:40:06,262 --> 00:40:08,965
A motorcycle?
971
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:11,133
Actually, it's a gas-powered
four-stroke engine.
972
00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:12,735
An all-terrain vehicle
973
00:40:12,803 --> 00:40:14,803
like the kind they had
at the lodge.
974
00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,939
So someone was out hunting.
975
00:40:48,769 --> 00:40:50,804
♪ If I go out tonight ♪
976
00:40:50,871 --> 00:40:54,508
♪ To keep in touch
with the best of them ♪
977
00:40:54,576 --> 00:40:57,812
♪ What am I giving up,
trading in... ♪
978
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,280
She shot him
accidentally?
979
00:40:59,347 --> 00:41:01,315
Well, she actually said
it was his own fault
980
00:41:01,383 --> 00:41:03,517
for not wearing an orange vest
in the woods.
981
00:41:03,585 --> 00:41:05,186
This is why I'm against hunting.
982
00:41:05,253 --> 00:41:06,454
Not because of Bambi?
983
00:41:06,521 --> 00:41:08,789
All right,
mostly because of Bambi.
984
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:10,324
Melissa told Randy
what happened,
985
00:41:10,392 --> 00:41:12,359
and he used it
to his own advantage.
986
00:41:12,427 --> 00:41:14,561
So if Coleman had just worn
an orange vest,
987
00:41:14,629 --> 00:41:16,464
he'd still be alive,
988
00:41:16,531 --> 00:41:18,232
and Randy wouldn't have
mutilated him
989
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:19,566
to increase business.
990
00:41:19,634 --> 00:41:22,236
Yep. Here's to
stupidity and greed,
991
00:41:22,304 --> 00:41:25,372
the two elements that
keep us employed.
992
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,907
Cheers!
993
00:41:26,975 --> 00:41:29,276
All right, everyone.
That was fun.
994
00:41:29,344 --> 00:41:30,444
See you later, guys.
Good night.
995
00:41:30,511 --> 00:41:31,711
Good night.
See you tomorrow.
996
00:41:31,779 --> 00:41:33,847
All right, guys.
All right. See you later.
997
00:41:33,915 --> 00:41:35,248
Bones, at any time
998
00:41:35,316 --> 00:41:38,752
did you think that the
chupacabra was real?
999
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:40,120
No.
1000
00:41:40,188 --> 00:41:43,323
Then why did you believe
that I saw the yeti in Nepal?
1001
00:41:43,391 --> 00:41:45,925
Because what I said you saw
was totally rational.
1002
00:41:45,993 --> 00:41:48,061
I never saw it. You see,
1003
00:41:48,129 --> 00:41:49,830
what you did was rationally
explain something
1004
00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:50,998
that never happened.
1005
00:41:51,065 --> 00:41:52,899
You never saw the yeti?
1006
00:41:52,967 --> 00:41:54,768
Or did I?
1007
00:41:54,836 --> 00:41:57,003
No, you didn't.
1008
00:41:57,071 --> 00:41:58,906
But you...
1009
00:41:58,973 --> 00:42:00,407
you did?
1010
00:42:01,842 --> 00:42:03,376
Are you trying to confuse me?
1011
00:42:03,444 --> 00:42:04,611
I might be.
1012
00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:06,613
Okay, what is
your point?
1013
00:42:06,681 --> 00:42:08,382
That things are
confusing, okay?
1014
00:42:08,449 --> 00:42:10,283
Just because you can
explain something
1015
00:42:10,351 --> 00:42:11,918
doesn't mean that
it's explainable.
1016
00:42:11,986 --> 00:42:13,320
Do you mean "explicable"?
1017
00:42:13,388 --> 00:42:14,754
Sure, like us.
1018
00:42:16,023 --> 00:42:17,824
We don't make any
sense at all.
1019
00:42:17,892 --> 00:42:21,628
Good night.
Bye!
1020
00:42:21,696 --> 00:42:24,832
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