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- Hey, who's the new guy?
- That's not a guy.
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Hey, baby!
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I swear to God, I'd give my left "cojone"
to take her for a spin.
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Hey! The Lord is not pleased
with lustful thoughts, man.
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Hey, he put her here.
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If he wants me to keep it in my pants,
tell him to send me a sign.
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Holy Mary, Mother of God.
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It's the Blessed Virgin. Please forgive me.
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Mamá, llama al padre Fischer.
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Dile que miré la bendita Virgen.
Aquí en el trabajo.
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Sí, es un milagro, mamá. ¡Es un milagro!
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The Virgin Mary.
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All right. Let's go, everybody. Move back. Hello.
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- F.B.I. Ciao. Excuse me. Ciao.
- You folks clear a path, please.
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- Thank you. Let's go.
- Folks, I'm gonna ask you again, please stay back.
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- This is an active crime scene.
- Oh.
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Oh, my God. It's the Virgin Mary.
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Have you googled the Grilled Cheese Jesus?
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'Cause that was just a faulty griddle.
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We're here because someone
suspected a crime, Booth.
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Oh, I'm just saying life is a lot more than
what you cook up in your chemistry sets.
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Miracles do happen.
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Religious visions are nothing but pareidolia-
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random stimulus
being perceived as significant.
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Oh, yeah? Did you ever hear of
the Shroud of Turin, Dr. Burn in Hell?
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Sorry, big guy.
That was debunked 20 years ago.
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Carbon dating. Doesn't lie.
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Neither does phenolphthalein.
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This was not a miracle. It's dried blood.
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Oh. All right.
Let's get this bale of hay down. Come on.
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- You grab the left.
- Yeah, let's go!
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Easy! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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All right, go. We haven't got all day.
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- There you go.
- All right.
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Let's do it.
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- Careful.
- Okay!
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Okay. I'm gonna give you this one.
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Maybe it's not a miracle.
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The fractures I can see are consistent
with the baling machine.
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Based on lack of hemorrhagic tissue,
she was dead before ending up in the baler.
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Can we remove her from the cardboard?
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Not until she's completely processed.
I don't even know how I'm gonna tox her.
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The cardboard soaked up
most of her bodily fluids.
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Her blouse looks like
it's got patches of glaze on it.
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Could be extruded body fat.
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Ooh. Hello, maggots.
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Maybe Hodgins can use these little devils
to give us time of death.
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The second joints of the victim's
middle toes have been shaved.
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I think she was tortured.
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No. The victim had her toe
surgically shortened.
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- On purpose?
- For vanity.
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Women love shoes.
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Like I said on the phone,
this is definitely my patient.
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- I remember I threw in a toe tuck for free.
- A toe tuck?
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What can I say? Toes are the new nose.
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The Board of Plastic Surgeons
hasn't approved this for elective surgery.
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They haven't condemned it either.
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- Right. Okay. So who's our girl?
- Well, um, Meriel Mitsakos.
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She wanted the surgery
'cause she was getting married.
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Had her eye on a pair of Christian Louboutin
sandals, but her middle toe stuck out.
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I said it was an easy fix.
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You cut her toe off
so she could fit into a pair of shoes?
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Self-mutilation for an antiquated ritual.
It's barbaric.
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Oh, come on. Marriage is very important
to a lot of people, Bones.
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That's ridiculous. No one can guarantee how
they're gonna feel about someone for life.
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- We're not a monogamous species.
- Marriage has been around since the beginning of time.
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Women from Amazonian tribes express their love
by spitting in their partners' faces.
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I hope we've progressed past that.
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Okay, well, you know what?
Sometimes love trumps logic.
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Love is a chemical process
which causes delusion.
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An intellectually rigorous person
would never get married.
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- Never say never.
- That's a paradox. It makes no sense.
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Am I still needed here?
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- Because if you two are having relationship
issues, I can- - We're not a couple.
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We just work together. That's all.
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Meriel Mitsakos was murdered.
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And as of now, you're the only one we know
who's taken a knife to her.
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Meriel wanted everything
to be perfect for our wedding.
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Including her feet?
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I told her I loved her just
the way she was, but that-
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that doctor made her feel
like her feet were unsightly.
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Uh- But you checked him out, right?
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Yeah. He was in Europe
at the time of Meriel's murder.
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Meriel was my oldest friend.
I was gonna be her maid of honor.
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She asked me in 10th grade.
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Why would Meriel plan a wedding
if she didn't have a groom?
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You had to know her.
Meriel got everything that she wanted.
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And all she ever wanted was to be a bride.
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But don't misunderstand.
We loved each other very much.
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Listen, Mike.
When was the last time you saw her?
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Four days ago, about 2:00.
We had a wedding cake tasting.
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I don't want to come off
as sounding offensive...
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but do you think maybe she got cold feet?
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We were in love.
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All we wanted was each other.
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I'm very sorry for your loss.
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Just find out who did this to Meriel.
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- Where did this come from?
- The Egyptology department.
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- They let you borrow it?
- Well, no one was using it.
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- Tell me you're kidding.
- No. I left a note.
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Oh.
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Uh, well, Dr. Saroyan won't let me
take the victim off the cardboard.
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And Dr. Brennan's gonna kill me
if I don't get her complete X-rays, right?
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- You cannot just take a-
- Fluoroscopy machine.
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I've always wanted to use one,
and this is the perfect opportunity.
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I just got a call
from Ethan Lawrence in Egyptology.
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Something about a Post-it note
where his fluoroscopy machine used to be.
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Oh, um- Well, their victims
have been dead for thousands of years.
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Very little chance
of catching the perpetrators.
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Figured it was a priority thing, right?
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No. Really it's more of
a"firing and arrest" thing.
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- Did you really think for one minute-
- I found something.
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Looks important. Very important.
Would've gone unnoticed without the fluoroscopy.
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- I'm sorry. Did I interrupt you, Dr. Saroyan?
- Oh, he's good.
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Just show me.
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Something embedded
in the anterior superior iliac spine.
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- What is it?
- A straight pin.
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Wait. Dead bride wearing a strapless bra,
plus a straight pin.
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She must've had a bridal gown fitting
right before she died.
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Ooh.
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According to her maid of honor,
this is where she ordered her dress.
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Size six coming through!
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Ow! Ow! Ladies, watch the toes!
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- Man, these women are crazy!
- Well, you know how I feel about weddings.
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Yeah, what's happening here
is definitely not about love.
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Hello. Oh, you're beautiful.
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Your size is on that rack.
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- Oh, no. We're not looking for a dress.
- No. Never, ever.
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- Mm-mmm.
- Ever.
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Oh, cold feet? You'll get over it.
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You two are obviously meant for each other.
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- No.
- We're, uh, looking for the manager.
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I'm Lucia Bertolino. Is there a problem?
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I'm Special Agent Seeley Booth.
This here is my partner, Dr. Temperance Brennan.
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- How are these treated?
- Uh, we dip them in glycerin.
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They're freeze-dried. They last forever.
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I'm sure they do.
Listen, we're investigating a murder.
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The victim was here getting a bridal fitting
shortly before she was killed.
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- Uh, Meriel Mitsakos?
- Oh.
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Hard to forget Miss Mitsakos.
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She had a fight with Anya,
our best bridal consultant.
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She was screaming at her
and calling her incompetent.
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Right. Is Anya here today working?
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Actually, I had to let her go.
Anya slapped her.
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Miss Mitsakos threatened to sue.
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- I didn't have a choice.
- Did Anya show any other signs of violence?
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Was she dealing with
something else in her life?
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Oh, this place was her life.
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Well, I'm gonna need her contact information.
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Oh, Anya couldn't kill anyone.
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Well, had she ever slapped anyone before?
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- Let me get it for you.
- Thank you.
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Aw, come on, Bones. Huh?
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You must've dreamt about being a bride...
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before your heart turned to stone.
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Just because I don't want
to take part in a meaningless ritual...
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doesn't mean that I'm not
a warm and affectionate person.
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There are even some children
who have taken to me.
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Oh, my God! I love it! Isn't it perfect?
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- Do you think it's perfect?
- It's Daisy.
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- What?
- Turn around. Turn around.
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That's Daisy Wick, Sweets's girlfriend.
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- Don't look. No, she cannot see us.
- Why?
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Why? Because she is buying a wedding dress.
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Some guy is hugging her.
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What? She's marrying someone else
without telling Sweets?
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- Don't you think he'd be upset about that?
- Yeah, of course.
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- Well, I like Sweets. We should tell him.
- No, no, no! No, no.
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- It's gotta be our little secret. Shh.
- Here's Anya's information.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks.
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You know,
this veil would be perfect for you, dear.
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Oh. Well, it's a symbol of virginity...
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and I've been sexually active since I was-
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Okay, Bones. We really have to get going.
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Thank you so much for your help.
Come on. This way.
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A woman buys a wedding dress
to get married, Booth.
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You know, if you're such
a strict adherent to monogamy...
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- then shouldn't you warn Sweets
that he's being cuckolded?
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Now listen, Bones. There are complicated
emotions that are involved here.
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- This is definitely not your thing.
- It's a matter of honesty.
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Just trust me on this one.
It's none of our business.
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- It's none of our business.
- What's none of your business?
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- Hi! Hey!
- Hey.
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- We were just discussing our latest case.
- The dead bride?
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Yeah. That would be completely
your business, though, wouldn't it?
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- Mm-hmm. - No, we were just-
- Am I missing something?
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- Daisy-
- What?
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No. Crazy. Daisy. You must really miss Daisy.
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- Yeah. We manage.
- Let me ask you a question.
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Could dealing with crazy brides all day
make someone snap and commit murder?
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No, the bride snapped first.
She had a fight with the bridal consultant.
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Right. If the bride's physical or emotional
needs are not met, yeah, she might act out.
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Violence is rare though.
Infidelity's more common.
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Using some disposable sap
as an emotional Band-Aid.
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- Right. - Fascinating.
- Yep. Let's go!
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So a woman could be buying
her wedding dress with her fiancé...
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and spending her free time
with a lover who is-
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But, uh, physical violence
is definitely a possibility. Right?
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- Yeah.
- We gotta get going. Come on, Bones.
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It is, but you interrupted Dr. Brennan.
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- We have somewhere we have to be. We're
late. See you later. - I was going to say-
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I don't-
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I worked at Bertolino's for 29 years.
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No matter what a bride looked like coming in,
when I was done with her, she was beautiful.
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But that one-
Miss Mitsakos. Ugly from the inside out.
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Okay. Why don't you just tell us about Meriel?
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Every time she dropped a pound, she made me
adjust that bodice, which would've been fine.
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But Friday she decided, instead of a drop waist,
she wanted a natural waist.
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She suggested I start from scratch.
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She insinuated I didn't know
what I was doing...
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that her dress issues were my fault.
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She pushed me away. Pushed me!
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- Then-Then you slapped her?
- No.
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I slapped her after she threw the pins at me.
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You got fired. You must've been angry.
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I pride myself on being a gentlewoman.
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- I would rather not talk about this any further.
- I understand.
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Just, uh, one more thing.
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You had Meriel's personal information,
her account, address, et cetera.
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Can you account for your whereabouts
the day after you got fired?
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00:12:11,979 --> 00:12:14,500
I know what you're implying, Agent Booth.
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I was at home. I live alone.
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But I have spent the last 29 years
bringing joy to young women.
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So no alibi.
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I am a gentlewoman.
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Hodgins found gravel in her hair...
228
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but death by gravel is unlikely.
229
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,709
- Time to get her off the cardboard?
- How?
230
00:12:37,806 --> 00:12:40,173
She's basically
been absorbed into the substrate.
231
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:42,922
We could cut underneath, but that runs
the risk of compromising the bones.
232
00:12:43,024 --> 00:12:45,642
- We have to scrape her off.
- Look at this.
233
00:12:45,744 --> 00:12:49,159
Tox screen results on the pureed maggots.
234
00:12:49,263 --> 00:12:52,013
Tequila. The maggots were hammered.
235
00:12:52,112 --> 00:12:55,212
- Which means Meriel was too.
- Yeah. But it gets better.
236
00:12:55,313 --> 00:12:59,056
The weird glaze on the vic's clothing
wasn't extruded fat. It was glycerin.
237
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,863
According to Dr. Brennan, Bertolino's
uses glycerin to preserve bridal bouquets.
238
00:13:02,961 --> 00:13:06,508
Looks like Bridezilla
might've messed with the wrong old lady.
239
00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,908
I used to work
at Anthony's Famous in Georgetown.
240
00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:18,921
Oh, that is some seriously good pizza.
241
00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:21,100
The secret is the crust. It's all in the crust.
242
00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,407
Does this relate to our victim at all?
243
00:13:23,508 --> 00:13:26,356
This is basically how we get the pizzas
out of the oven. Every pie was perfect.
244
00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:28,013
Everybody ready?
245
00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,899
This is so far out of my job description,
it's not even funny.
246
00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:33,069
Okay. We are in.
247
00:13:33,173 --> 00:13:35,028
Oh, she's sticking.
248
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,613
It was always tough getting the pie out.
249
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:41,264
The cheese would bubble over onto the oven
and stick. Pie could break apart.
250
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,505
I wouldn't serve a pie like that.
251
00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:46,290
- Can we save your war stories for a more appropriate time?
- Yeah.
252
00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:51,187
Careful. Careful of the skull.
253
00:13:53,112 --> 00:13:56,211
- Perfect.
- Now that's something I'd serve!
254
00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:01,302
If she were a pizza, which she's not.
255
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,790
So- So- I'll stop now.
256
00:14:03,897 --> 00:14:05,424
Ready?
257
00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:10,200
Carefully. Careful.
258
00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:12,436
- Can I remove the flesh?
- Knock yourself out.
259
00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:17,815
So do you think
the bridal consultant killed Meriel?
260
00:14:17,915 --> 00:14:19,889
Not really, but, you know,
hey, I've been wrong before.
261
00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:23,061
- You're usually quite certain.
- No, that would be you, Bones. Okay?
262
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,585
- "I'm never getting married. "
- You've never married.
263
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:28,441
- Well, I will.
- That's impossible to know.
264
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,802
You have issues with this, so next time
we see Sweets, you should bring it up.
265
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,842
Sweets is having an affair
with a woman who's engaged.
266
00:14:33,948 --> 00:14:35,858
He's hardly one to give advice.
267
00:14:35,964 --> 00:14:37,940
You know what?
You are scared. That's what it is.
268
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:40,599
- You're scared of love.
- Dr. Brennan, Agent Booth.
269
00:14:40,701 --> 00:14:44,018
- Hey! Mind if we join you?
- It's Sweets... and Daisy.
270
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:47,159
Dr. Brennan, it's so good to see you.
271
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,045
I want you to know
that even though you've fired me twice...
272
00:14:50,142 --> 00:14:52,346
I have nothing but warm feelings toward you.
273
00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:54,869
- Then you wouldn't mind if I spoke freely?
- Of course not.
274
00:14:54,974 --> 00:14:57,430
- Hey! We were just leaving.
- We haven't gotten our food yet.
275
00:14:57,535 --> 00:14:59,029
- We don't need the food.
- Oh, great!
276
00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:02,649
- And she sits.
- You know, every time I get stuck on my dissertation...
277
00:15:02,752 --> 00:15:05,273
I think to myself, "W.W.B. D?"
278
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,613
- I have no idea what that means.
- "What would Brennan do?"
279
00:15:07,712 --> 00:15:09,916
I mean, it really should be "W.W.D.B. D?"
280
00:15:10,016 --> 00:15:11,676
"What would Dr. Brennan do?"
281
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:15,039
But that seems unnecessarily formal
since I'm only thinking it silently.
282
00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:17,341
- Isn't she cute?
- Yeah, she's adorable.
283
00:15:17,442 --> 00:15:19,514
- Come on.
- Multiple wives are the norm in most of the world.
284
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,756
Sweets and Daisy would have no problem
if the same were true here.
285
00:15:21,857 --> 00:15:24,793
- Beg your pardon?
- Bones is just so into the murder of this bride...
286
00:15:24,898 --> 00:15:26,524
that the facts just start pouring out.
287
00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:28,863
You would really kick ass
on that Millionaire show. Come on.
288
00:15:28,963 --> 00:15:30,905
I can only imagine what it would be like
to have your brain.
289
00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:32,604
- That's true.
- Look at that!
290
00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:35,229
- Text flying in. We gotta go!
- I don't see a text.
291
00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:37,405
How about the four of us
grab some Mongolian barbecue tonight?
292
00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:39,418
Oh, I'm busy. I already have plans.
293
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:41,761
- With whom?
- That's none of our business.
294
00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:44,708
I have yoga class.
You don't mind, do you, Lancelot?
295
00:15:44,804 --> 00:15:47,587
- It makes me limber.
- Okay, here we go.
296
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:50,849
- We really have to get going here. Come on. Let's go.
- I don't mind.
297
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,470
- So we can take your table?
- Have the food too.
298
00:15:53,574 --> 00:15:55,549
- All right.
- Oh, they're so nice.
299
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,760
- Yeah.
- If they want a healthy, monogamous relationship...
300
00:15:57,863 --> 00:15:59,750
they should be forthright and honest.
301
00:15:59,847 --> 00:16:01,952
Well, that's not the way
a relationship's supposed to be.
302
00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:07,814
Most of the boxes don't have
any identifiable markings...
303
00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:11,742
but the surface scratches on this one
look like they may be handwriting.
304
00:16:11,848 --> 00:16:14,598
- Daisy Wick is having an affair.
- Really?
305
00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:17,828
She's getting married, and she's cuckolding
on her fiancé with Dr. Sweets.
306
00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:20,351
Poor Sweets. He loves her.
307
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,043
Booth doesn't want to tell him.
He says it's none of our business.
308
00:16:23,146 --> 00:16:24,608
- Exactly.
- But-
309
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:28,675
Wouldn't it be kind to spare Sweets
any emotional pain...
310
00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:30,207
Miss Wick's infidelity might cause him?
311
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:32,966
If Sweets is in love with Daisy
and she's cheating on him...
312
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,441
somewhere inside he knows.
313
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:37,441
And if he doesn't,
then it's because he doesn't want to.
314
00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:39,784
Will you hand me that lemon juice?
315
00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:45,125
- I think you are correct.
- Good.
316
00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:47,051
A person's love life is-
317
00:16:47,149 --> 00:16:51,011
The scratches on the cardboard should take on
a higher concentration of lemon juice...
318
00:16:51,116 --> 00:16:54,085
- than the surface area.
- You just want to tell him, don't you?
319
00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:56,131
Sweets says that he's an expert
in human psychology.
320
00:16:56,238 --> 00:16:58,605
He should be able to handle
a problem this common.
321
00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:01,123
Come on, sweetie. Be kind.
322
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,724
Of course.
323
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,548
Hey, look. It looks like we can read
the writing on the box.
324
00:17:05,647 --> 00:17:07,720
Okay. " Champagne Lounge...
325
00:17:07,823 --> 00:17:11,653
271 Beloit Avenue, Washington, D.C."
326
00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:20,592
Okay. Tell you what. You know what, Bones?
327
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:22,576
These bubbles are gonna stain my suit.
328
00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:25,040
These bubbles are formed using glycerin.
329
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:29,677
Maybe that's how the glycerin got
on Meriel's clothes, not the flowers.
330
00:17:29,778 --> 00:17:32,495
Yeah, right. Hey, buddy. Over here.
331
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,284
- What can I get you?
- Information.
332
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,880
- You working here Friday night?
- Yeah.
333
00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:39,150
- Do you recognize this woman?
- Oh. Wish I didn't.
334
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,139
She sent her drink back three times.
335
00:17:41,235 --> 00:17:43,439
Dirty martini? Too dirty.
336
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:45,362
Mojito, too sweet. Vodka on the rocks-
337
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:48,940
- Yeah, all right. Who was she with?
- I don't know. Some guy.
338
00:17:49,044 --> 00:17:51,565
Well, her fiancé's about 185 centimeters...
339
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:55,597
rectangular cranial structure,
dominant maxillary bone.
340
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,970
Look, all I remember
is that the dude paid for her drinks.
341
00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,719
Probably used a credit card. So why don't
you go look for those receipts for me?
342
00:18:00,821 --> 00:18:03,408
Must've served a thousand drinks Friday.
When I get a chance, I'll look for it.
343
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:06,325
You should get the chance soon,
or better yet, why don't you think about it...
344
00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:08,724
when I go card these two blondes over here?
345
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,610
Uh- Okay.
346
00:18:15,191 --> 00:18:17,941
Thanks. Mm-hmm.
347
00:18:19,095 --> 00:18:21,103
What do you do with those boxes?
348
00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:23,574
Recycling Dumpster off the back alley. Why?
349
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,339
All right. Uh-
350
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,124
All right. You know, it always stinks
in the back alleys, doesn't it?
351
00:18:31,225 --> 00:18:33,646
Come on. Okay. Let's go. Break it up. F.B.I.
352
00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:35,858
- Come on. Back inside.
- All right. No worries.
353
00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,784
- Thank you.
- Pea gravel.
354
00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:41,494
Hodgins can determine if it's a match
for what we found in the victim's hair.
355
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,056
Right.
356
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:47,124
Yeah. Special Agent Booth, 22705.
357
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,326
Look, I need a crime scene unit
here at 271 Beloit.
358
00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:52,849
Back entrance. Thanks.
359
00:19:14,782 --> 00:19:18,939
Oh, look at that, huh? I think I may
have found the woman's cell phone.
360
00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:22,716
Yeah.
361
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,390
Booth?
362
00:19:26,495 --> 00:19:28,186
- What do you got?
- Come here.
363
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,949
Oh, thanks. Whoa.
364
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:37,016
We got some blood there, huh?
365
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:41,238
Booth says that
if we can pull the call history...
366
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,581
he won't have to subpoena
the phone company records.
367
00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:46,464
Yeah, I've heard of that place,
the Champagne Lounge.
368
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,864
Lot of couples use the alley for a quickie.
369
00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:51,134
Okay. Well, looks like it's just the battery.
370
00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:53,853
Maybe she was regretting her decision
to limit her sexual activity to one man.
371
00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:56,027
You just can't let it go, can you?
372
00:19:56,131 --> 00:19:58,041
All right. This ought to do it.
373
00:20:00,644 --> 00:20:03,066
All fixed.
374
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:05,211
- Well done.
- Yeah.
375
00:20:07,844 --> 00:20:10,594
Oh, my God. She's getting a call.
376
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:13,181
Um-Wh-What-What do you want me to do?
377
00:20:13,285 --> 00:20:15,107
Answer it.
378
00:20:19,909 --> 00:20:23,139
Oh, my God. It's Hodgins.
379
00:20:30,214 --> 00:20:32,103
Okay, this is embarrassing.
380
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,495
Yeah, it's worse than that, because your picture
just popped up on a dead woman's cell phone.
381
00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:37,599
Because my phone was within 100 yards of hers.
382
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:41,632
Hey, don't get all squinty on me, okay, Hodgins?
I want an explanation.
383
00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:44,104
- It's... a dating service.
- You're using a dating service?
384
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,722
Yes, along with millions of other people.
385
00:20:46,825 --> 00:20:48,582
It's called Date or Hate.
386
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:52,260
When a potential match is within 100 yards,
both our cell phones ring.
387
00:20:52,361 --> 00:20:56,072
You can press "Date'"or "Hate. '" If we both press
"Date, '"then we get each other's phone numbers.
388
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,783
But Meriel was engaged.
Why would she be using a dating service?
389
00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:01,922
I don't know. Maybe she forgot to cancel?
390
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,882
Oh, guys, sex.
391
00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:05,866
- It's a no-brainer.
- What, is that your reason?
392
00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:08,582
Because weren't you and Angela
sexually compatible?
393
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,786
It's not about the sex.
I was looking for a meaningful connection.
394
00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:17,347
- I get it, Jack.
- You do?
395
00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:20,552
- Yeah.
- Hey, guys. Dead body? All right? Murder.
396
00:21:20,653 --> 00:21:23,108
Okay, did you know the victim
before she was a pizza?
397
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:25,635
No, but she would definitely have
many other potential dates.
398
00:21:25,741 --> 00:21:28,588
You should talk to the agency.
The Date or Hate offices are local.
399
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:34,027
- Oh!
- Doesn't she work in the cafeteria?
400
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,494
- Ouch. She just pressed "Hate. " You're out.
- Oh, okay.
401
00:21:36,591 --> 00:21:38,958
All right. Just-
402
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:44,171
We have 8,000 registered users
in the D.C. area...
403
00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:47,436
and almost 200 marital success stories.
404
00:21:47,536 --> 00:21:50,569
Well, one of your registered users,
a Meriel Mitsakos, was murdered.
405
00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:54,986
Do you know the victim?
406
00:21:55,090 --> 00:22:00,011
No, but I'm in the process of securing
venture capital to take my company national.
407
00:22:00,113 --> 00:22:02,601
If this gets out, I could lose my investors.
408
00:22:02,706 --> 00:22:04,714
Right. We're gonna have to
take a look at Meriel's-
409
00:22:04,818 --> 00:22:06,673
Was it Date or Hate activity?
410
00:22:06,771 --> 00:22:09,553
- Well, that's private.
- Well, she's dead, Mr. Rossi.
411
00:22:09,651 --> 00:22:13,034
Or maybe your investors would like
the publicity of a court order.
412
00:22:19,348 --> 00:22:22,131
In the last month,
she was matched with 20 potentials.
413
00:22:22,229 --> 00:22:25,840
She hit "Hate'"on 14 of them, "Date'"on five.
414
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:30,414
She never responded to the last guy-
a Jack Hodgins- from earlier today.
415
00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:33,518
When did she last press "Date"?
416
00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,629
7:45 p. m. last Friday.
417
00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:38,800
- That was the night she was murdered.
- Do you have a name?
418
00:22:40,951 --> 00:22:43,766
Owen Smith. He pressed "Date'"too.
419
00:22:49,143 --> 00:22:51,566
I don't believe it.
There's no way Meriel was cheating on me.
420
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:54,422
- You're sure?
- We were engaged, Agent Booth.
421
00:22:54,521 --> 00:22:57,303
Would you want someone to tell you
if your girlfriend was cheating?
422
00:22:57,401 --> 00:22:59,790
Or do you favor denial?
423
00:22:59,896 --> 00:23:03,858
No. I mean, I'd know if Daisy
were cheating on me, Dr. Brennan.
424
00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:06,831
I'm trained to recognize
the subtleties of human behavior...
425
00:23:06,938 --> 00:23:08,978
so moot point.
426
00:23:09,081 --> 00:23:10,904
I think you found out she was cheating.
427
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,758
I mean, she wasn't really discreet.
428
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:16,983
Using her cell phone to, uh, meet other guys.
429
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:20,629
It's understandable that you snapped.
430
00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:22,836
Are you sure about this list?
431
00:23:22,939 --> 00:23:24,663
Yeah.
432
00:23:24,764 --> 00:23:26,869
That's what makes it so understandable.
433
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:30,452
- Where were you the night that she disappeared?
- Dance class.
434
00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:34,298
Genie told me how important
that first dance was to Meriel...
435
00:23:34,396 --> 00:23:35,924
and I just wanted to be perfect for her.
436
00:23:36,029 --> 00:23:40,786
In our sessions, you put a high premium
on honesty, don't you, Dr. Sweets?
437
00:23:40,894 --> 00:23:44,025
Of course. Do you think he's lying?
438
00:23:44,126 --> 00:23:45,948
Uh, no.
439
00:23:46,046 --> 00:23:47,934
I'm talking about you and Daisy.
440
00:23:49,343 --> 00:23:51,383
She's engaged to be married...
441
00:23:51,487 --> 00:23:54,967
and she's sleeping with you
behind her fiancé's back.
442
00:23:55,071 --> 00:23:57,493
What? No.
443
00:23:57,599 --> 00:24:00,829
You're wrong, Dr. Brennan.
That can't be. You're wrong.
444
00:24:00,928 --> 00:24:04,605
Obviously you can't read all the psychological
subtleties that you think you can.
445
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,984
Booth and I saw her trying on
her wedding dress with her fiancé.
446
00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:14,010
He hugged her
and twirled her around in the air.
447
00:24:14,114 --> 00:24:17,431
That's impossible, Dr. Brennan.
448
00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:20,288
- I would've known.
- This is denial, right?
449
00:24:20,386 --> 00:24:22,274
No. I mean-
450
00:24:24,676 --> 00:24:26,301
Oh, God.
451
00:24:26,403 --> 00:24:29,153
Booth felt that I shouldn't tell you,
that it was none of our business.
452
00:24:29,251 --> 00:24:32,034
But I think that now
you can make an informed decision.
453
00:24:32,131 --> 00:24:35,875
Either share Miss Wick, or move on.
454
00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:40,739
Um-
455
00:24:42,116 --> 00:24:44,156
I'm sorry. Uh-
456
00:24:44,262 --> 00:24:46,171
C- Could you excuse me for a moment?
457
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,547
I need- I need a minute to myself.
458
00:24:48,646 --> 00:24:51,842
Sure. Booth is finished anyway, so-
459
00:24:59,271 --> 00:25:03,428
I found fractures on the piece of the cranium
inconsistent with the compression from the baler.
460
00:25:03,528 --> 00:25:06,627
Stop. That's a good one.
Dr. Brennan thought we might be able...
461
00:25:06,727 --> 00:25:09,379
to find the cause of the fracture
by reexamining photos of the tissue.
462
00:25:09,481 --> 00:25:11,336
Isolate her head full frame.
463
00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:15,335
I don't see anything, guys.
464
00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:18,182
We're not looking on the surface.
We're looking beneath it.
465
00:25:18,281 --> 00:25:20,224
Okay. Well, I need to enhance the details.
466
00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:23,330
I can shower the image
with various wavelengths of light.
467
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,322
Next I apply the filter software.
468
00:25:25,418 --> 00:25:27,490
Finally, I blacken the blacks...
469
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,377
maximize contrast and sharpen the focus.
470
00:25:30,475 --> 00:25:33,737
- Perimortem bruising.
- That's a tire tread.
471
00:25:36,716 --> 00:25:38,123
She was run over by a car.
472
00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:41,154
Seems like our victim was flattened
before she was flattened.
473
00:25:50,381 --> 00:25:52,203
Hi.
474
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,440
So, her fiancé's alibi checks out.
475
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,681
He was dancing the night away.
476
00:25:56,782 --> 00:25:59,782
I told Sweets about Daisy.
477
00:25:59,886 --> 00:26:01,380
Bones, why?
478
00:26:01,487 --> 00:26:05,033
I felt like I was lying to him
by keeping it to myself.
479
00:26:05,135 --> 00:26:08,070
- Well, how about the others?
- Huh? The others? He was dating other people?
480
00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:10,444
No. The other suspects in Meriel's murder.
481
00:26:10,543 --> 00:26:12,932
- What about Owen Smith?
- The Bureau is doing a background check.
482
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,309
Smith, he was using a disposable phone...
483
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,351
and his e-mail accounts were canceled.
484
00:26:17,457 --> 00:26:20,392
According to Kurtis,
it's a common M.O. for married men...
485
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,180
to get a little somethin'- somethin'
on the side.
486
00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:26,445
Why'd you have to tell Sweets? He's gonna
come in here. He's gonna cry and stuff.
487
00:26:28,082 --> 00:26:29,904
Excuse me.
488
00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:32,522
Oh, God.
489
00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:35,888
- Um, you have a minute?
- Of course.
490
00:26:35,987 --> 00:26:38,474
I was talking to Agent Booth.
I'd like a minute alone.
491
00:26:38,579 --> 00:26:40,041
Sure.
492
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:50,156
Well, I'll get right to it. Uh-
493
00:26:50,259 --> 00:26:54,451
Dr. Brennan told me that Daisy
is engaged to another man.
494
00:26:54,549 --> 00:26:56,916
I'm sorry, Sweets. I-
495
00:26:57,013 --> 00:26:59,402
It's okay. It's okay.
496
00:26:59,509 --> 00:27:01,396
Dr. Brennan was being honest.
I appreciate it.
497
00:27:01,493 --> 00:27:04,593
No, you don't. Come on.
498
00:27:04,695 --> 00:27:07,477
- I don't! I don't! I feel like an idiot!
- Yeah, yeah. Have a seat.
499
00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:10,389
- Come on.
- Daisy-
500
00:27:10,486 --> 00:27:12,875
She's been canceling on me
all the time lately...
501
00:27:12,983 --> 00:27:14,839
like yoga the other day.
502
00:27:14,936 --> 00:27:17,903
And, you know, recently...
503
00:27:18,007 --> 00:27:20,374
at night when she's over...
504
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,295
the frequency of our-
505
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,689
our intimate relations-
506
00:27:25,785 --> 00:27:28,272
She says that she's been tired
because of her dissertation.
507
00:27:28,377 --> 00:27:30,865
- I get it.
- It was right in front of me.
508
00:27:30,969 --> 00:27:32,857
Right in front of me all along.
509
00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:36,530
I'm a failure...
510
00:27:36,635 --> 00:27:38,773
as a lover and a psychologist.
511
00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:42,486
No, no, it's not true.
Sweets, these things, they happen.
512
00:27:42,587 --> 00:27:44,561
Okay. What should I do?
513
00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:48,596
I don't have many manly-man friends
like you that I can talk to.
514
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,936
What would a guy guy do in this situation?
515
00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:53,370
Are you asking me if you should fight for her?
516
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,751
You think I should?
517
00:27:57,852 --> 00:28:02,196
If you were your own patient,
what kind of advice would you give yourself?
518
00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:06,517
Impressive. Turn the question back on me.
519
00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:09,174
It's a classic therapeutic technique...
520
00:28:09,278 --> 00:28:11,253
and it's really, really annoying.
521
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,523
- Did it work?
- Yeah. I should confront her.
522
00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:17,176
I should be candid. You're right.
523
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:18,969
You're right. It's the only way.
524
00:28:19,071 --> 00:28:20,893
- Thank you.
- Any time.
525
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,967
- That was very helpful.
- Session's over.
526
00:28:23,072 --> 00:28:24,960
Um-
527
00:28:25,056 --> 00:28:28,602
Hey, you think maybe we could hug?
528
00:28:28,704 --> 00:28:31,933
- Like men, of course. It'd be comforting for me-
- No.
529
00:28:32,032 --> 00:28:34,138
- under the- No?
- No. I don't hug things out.
530
00:28:34,241 --> 00:28:36,729
You know, we just kind of-
good slug in the arm.
531
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:38,491
It's more of a manly thing to do.
532
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:40,088
- Okay.
- Okay.
533
00:28:40,193 --> 00:28:42,201
- Sure.
- Okay?
534
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,411
- Could you do it again?
- Sure.
535
00:28:44,513 --> 00:28:46,140
- Ha-ha! Want more?
- No.
536
00:28:46,242 --> 00:28:48,315
- Okay. See ya.
- Thank you.
537
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:53,727
Wendell's data suggests
that she was struck by an S.U.V.
538
00:28:53,827 --> 00:28:58,334
The patella fractures are several centimeters
higher than a standard car bumper.
539
00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:01,567
You didn't find any incise wounds
with glass or paint, did you?
540
00:29:01,668 --> 00:29:03,229
- No. Why?
- Hmm.
541
00:29:03,332 --> 00:29:05,372
I'm just confirming that the victim
didn't wrap around the hood.
542
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:08,794
Which means that her center of gravity
thrust her backwards.
543
00:29:08,901 --> 00:29:10,789
Something like this.
544
00:29:12,198 --> 00:29:15,514
Hey, uh, whatever happened
to your online dating thing?
545
00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:19,484
I didn't have the time to properly
sort through all the potential matches.
546
00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:21,729
You thinking of trying it?
547
00:29:21,831 --> 00:29:23,970
I think Sweets should sign up.
548
00:29:24,071 --> 00:29:26,046
Did you really tell Sweets
that Daisy was cheating on him?
549
00:29:26,151 --> 00:29:29,185
Everyone seems to think that I've done
something terrible. I didn't want to lie.
550
00:29:29,287 --> 00:29:32,102
- In this case, it was definitely the way to go.
- Okay, ladies.
551
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,023
It's ready.
552
00:29:37,865 --> 00:29:39,326
Ooh.
553
00:29:40,937 --> 00:29:45,193
In newer-model S.U.V.'s, the grill
protrudes almost as far as the bumper.
554
00:29:45,290 --> 00:29:47,265
It's like being hit by a battering ram.
555
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:49,672
I thought you said you found
tire treads on her head.
556
00:29:49,770 --> 00:29:51,624
No, I'm not finished.
557
00:29:51,721 --> 00:29:54,089
Assuming this was done on purpose...
558
00:29:54,187 --> 00:29:57,602
the driver backed up to see
where his victim had landed...
559
00:29:57,707 --> 00:29:59,594
and then he gunned it.
560
00:30:02,763 --> 00:30:04,651
The multidirectional fractures on the skull...
561
00:30:04,747 --> 00:30:07,367
are consistent with
a tire's downward vertical force.
562
00:30:07,468 --> 00:30:11,331
The killer ran her down and then made sure
she was dead by running her over again.
563
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:14,087
That is much worse than anything
I might've done to Sweets.
564
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:16,644
I'll call Booth.
565
00:30:21,374 --> 00:30:23,316
- Excuse me, Dr. Hodgins.
- Yeah?
566
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,520
I wanted to tell you that I'm going
to the Founding Fathers for a drink tonight...
567
00:30:26,622 --> 00:30:28,445
with some friends.
568
00:30:28,543 --> 00:30:31,031
- Girlfriends.
- Girlfriends?
569
00:30:31,136 --> 00:30:34,518
I've got a bunch of friends who are girls,
and we hang out like we're guys.
570
00:30:34,623 --> 00:30:37,939
It's not as confusing as it sounds.
571
00:30:38,048 --> 00:30:40,318
- Most of them are single.
- Oh.
572
00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:42,239
Trying to fix me up there, Wendell?
573
00:30:42,337 --> 00:30:44,704
I'm offering you an opportunity
to meet some great people.
574
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,386
- Who have breasts.
- That they do.
575
00:30:47,489 --> 00:30:50,620
- I think they'd like you.
- You don't really know me.
576
00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:53,307
I grew up on the streets, Dr. Hodgins.
577
00:30:53,410 --> 00:30:56,639
It doesn't take me long
to get a feel for someone.
578
00:30:56,738 --> 00:30:58,232
First round's on me.
579
00:31:00,322 --> 00:31:03,073
Booth got the name
of the victim's drinking partner...
580
00:31:03,171 --> 00:31:05,659
from the bartender at the Champagne Lounge.
581
00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:08,446
Joe Fillion. He works in this building.
582
00:31:08,547 --> 00:31:13,086
Oh, there's another S.U.V. D.C. plates F793A4.
583
00:31:13,187 --> 00:31:15,522
Those plates are registered to Joe Fillion.
584
00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:18,686
So this guy ran her down,
then backed up and ran over her again?
585
00:31:18,788 --> 00:31:21,243
That's a bad date.
586
00:31:23,621 --> 00:31:25,661
Well, these stains could be blood.
587
00:31:25,765 --> 00:31:27,969
What was the height of the patella fractures?
588
00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,274
Uh, 54 centimeters.
589
00:31:30,374 --> 00:31:33,243
- Undo my necklace.
- Oh.
590
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,422
I need to measure
if the point of impact matches.
591
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:37,763
What happened to your measuring tape?
592
00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:39,357
I don't know. It's missing.
593
00:31:39,463 --> 00:31:42,878
There was a Post-it note
from the Egyptology department in its place.
594
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,799
Exactly one and a half lengths high.
595
00:31:45,895 --> 00:31:48,546
Consistent with
the patella point of impact.
596
00:31:48,648 --> 00:31:51,584
The victim's skull was crushed by a tire.
597
00:31:51,688 --> 00:31:53,957
It was the proximate cause of death, yes.
598
00:31:57,865 --> 00:32:00,932
- The victim had black hair, right?
- Yes.
599
00:32:04,074 --> 00:32:06,725
I think we found the murder weapon.
600
00:32:10,027 --> 00:32:13,803
So were you at the Champagne Lounge
to meet women in general...
601
00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,394
or Meriel in particular?
602
00:32:15,499 --> 00:32:18,499
No. I was meeting Meriel.
Look, there's no secret. Her friend Genie knew.
603
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,222
I wanted to get my engagement ring back.
604
00:32:22,763 --> 00:32:26,081
- You were engaged?
- Yeah. She broke it off when she met that Mike guy.
605
00:32:26,189 --> 00:32:28,393
- The ring was my grandmother's.
- Did she give the ring back?
606
00:32:28,493 --> 00:32:31,809
No. She sold it to pay for her wedding.
607
00:32:34,734 --> 00:32:36,622
She sold your grandmother's ring?
608
00:32:36,718 --> 00:32:39,052
Are you kidding me?
That's only the half of it.
609
00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:41,037
When we were talking, her cell phone rang.
610
00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:43,109
It was one of those
Date or Hate match thingies.
611
00:32:43,215 --> 00:32:45,516
And Meriel presses "Date. "
612
00:32:45,614 --> 00:32:47,176
- Oh!
- I mean, can you believe that?
613
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:50,214
- She's screwing over her new fiancé too.
- Wow.
614
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:53,319
- That must've made you mad, Joe.
- Oh, yeah!
615
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,532
Oh, c- Oh, come on.
Look, you're not gonna blame me for this.
616
00:32:59,633 --> 00:33:03,113
- All right, no. Look.
She is not gonna screw me again!
617
00:33:03,217 --> 00:33:05,159
Whoa. Look at that. That is the lab calling.
618
00:33:05,265 --> 00:33:08,614
They tore apart your S.U.V.
Anything you want to tell me before I pick this up?
619
00:33:09,842 --> 00:33:12,014
Yeah.
620
00:33:12,114 --> 00:33:14,002
I want a lawyer.
621
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:23,086
Well, you know, he didn't do it,
at least not with that vehicle.
622
00:33:23,188 --> 00:33:25,075
What about the hair and the blood?
623
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,993
Uh, he hit a dog last week.
624
00:33:27,091 --> 00:33:29,775
And when he talked about it,
he burst out into tears, you know?
625
00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,430
He was more upset about that
than he was about Meriel.
626
00:33:32,533 --> 00:33:35,086
Well, she lied to him,
and he hates her for it.
627
00:33:35,189 --> 00:33:38,036
Cam thinks that
I should've deceived Sweets too.
628
00:33:38,133 --> 00:33:40,981
You know, I don't understand.
Our lives are devoted to the pursuit of truth.
629
00:33:41,078 --> 00:33:44,308
You can't go around telling everybody what's
on your mind even though it's the truth.
630
00:33:44,406 --> 00:33:46,229
What if you and I were going out, right?
631
00:33:46,327 --> 00:33:48,977
And you were, you know,
taking forever to get ready...
632
00:33:49,078 --> 00:33:52,461
and you came out in this dress,
and I told you I didn't like it.
633
00:33:52,566 --> 00:33:55,350
- What are you gonna do?
- I'd reevaluate, change or ignore you.
634
00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:58,131
Of course you would, Bones. Good answer.
635
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,927
These are the guys that Meriel met
on that Date or Hate.
636
00:34:04,024 --> 00:34:06,261
We're looking for Owen Smith.
637
00:34:06,361 --> 00:34:08,303
Here he is. Owen Smith.
638
00:34:08,409 --> 00:34:10,864
- Hmm. He looks weird.
- Why? The guy looks perfect.
639
00:34:10,969 --> 00:34:13,839
I know. That's what's weird.
He doesn't look real, right?
640
00:34:13,945 --> 00:34:17,044
He seems too young for plastic surgery,
but these wide, flaring cheekbones-
641
00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:20,562
There's no way that they could coexist
with this nasal bridge.
642
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:22,805
He is real. Owen Smith, her final date.
643
00:34:22,907 --> 00:34:25,689
Connected at 7:45 the night she disappeared.
644
00:34:25,787 --> 00:34:27,674
I don't know.
645
00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:36,534
What's so important, Lancelot?
646
00:34:36,636 --> 00:34:39,025
- You miss me too much?
- Please sit down, Daisy.
647
00:34:39,132 --> 00:34:41,817
What's wrong?
648
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:46,013
I've- I've devoted myself to this relationship.
649
00:34:46,110 --> 00:34:48,630
I've given you everything-my heart-
650
00:34:48,734 --> 00:34:51,221
- Are you breaking up with me?
- I love you.
651
00:34:51,326 --> 00:34:53,531
- But I can no longer-
- You are breaking up with me!
652
00:34:53,631 --> 00:34:57,013
- Tears will have no impact on me, Daisy!
- Why? What have I done?
653
00:34:57,119 --> 00:35:00,381
You're engaged to someone else,
for God's sakes.
654
00:35:00,478 --> 00:35:04,408
I'm not gonna be your boy toy because you have
a dysfunctional relationship with your fiancé!
655
00:35:04,512 --> 00:35:06,651
- What?
- All those classes that you go to. I-
656
00:35:06,752 --> 00:35:08,574
You probably don't even take yoga, do you?
657
00:35:08,672 --> 00:35:11,454
If I wasn't taking yoga,
how could I do a shirshasena?
658
00:35:11,552 --> 00:35:13,374
What about the wedding dress?
659
00:35:13,472 --> 00:35:17,150
Booth and Brennan saw you
trying it on at the bridal shop...
660
00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:19,355
cavorting with your fiancé!
661
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:21,280
Baby, my cousin is out of town.
662
00:35:21,378 --> 00:35:24,793
Bertolino's was having their annual sale.
We're the same size.
663
00:35:24,897 --> 00:35:26,906
It was 50% off. One day only.
664
00:35:27,010 --> 00:35:28,734
Okay. And that man you were with?
665
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:31,901
Her fiancé, not mine.
666
00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:35,323
I love my Lancelot.
667
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,906
Oh, my God.
668
00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:43,582
I was so jealous.
How could I have doubted you?
669
00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:45,724
Well, we're both beautiful people, Lance.
670
00:35:45,828 --> 00:35:48,676
I mean, we're bound to get jealous sometimes.
671
00:35:51,973 --> 00:35:54,723
I wish we could run home together right now.
672
00:35:57,318 --> 00:35:59,391
I can't wait that long.
673
00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:12,871
- I can't believe I didn't see that before.
- See what?
674
00:36:12,968 --> 00:36:14,823
- What are we looking for?
- Okay.
675
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,670
Owen is a composite of these four other dates.
676
00:36:17,768 --> 00:36:20,900
Look. He has Graham Mouw's chin,
Mel Jensen's eyes...
677
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,711
Frank Henley's mouth
and Mickey Jasper’s nose and cheekbones.
678
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:27,625
Someone created the perfect man
in order to meet our victim.
679
00:36:27,722 --> 00:36:30,242
Someone who had access to all these photos.
680
00:36:36,299 --> 00:36:40,576
That's insane. Why would I create
a fake persona just to meet some girl?
681
00:36:40,683 --> 00:36:43,552
Because your facial morphology's subpar.
682
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:46,731
Your supraorbital torus is too high and thick.
683
00:36:46,827 --> 00:36:48,901
You lack a mental eminence.
684
00:36:49,005 --> 00:36:52,071
- Bones, he gets the picture.
- This is crazy.
685
00:36:52,172 --> 00:36:55,588
We checked with the D.M.V.
We know that you drive a sport utility vehicle.
686
00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:59,468
See, the forensics team
is examining your S.U.V. right now.
687
00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:06,445
It was an accident.
688
00:37:08,558 --> 00:37:10,981
Hitting her once
might have been an accident...
689
00:37:11,087 --> 00:37:15,757
but running over her twice
seems very deliberate.
690
00:37:15,855 --> 00:37:18,276
She said she wanted a funny,
smart, successful guy.
691
00:37:18,383 --> 00:37:19,845
That's me.
692
00:37:22,257 --> 00:37:25,290
- I just wanted a chance.
- Really?
693
00:37:25,393 --> 00:37:28,557
And you thought she'd overlook
the fake photo that you put in there too, huh?
694
00:37:29,969 --> 00:37:32,816
All these beautiful women
on my service, but...
695
00:37:34,514 --> 00:37:36,401
none of them will look at me.
696
00:37:39,538 --> 00:37:41,807
I'm better than half the losers that sign up.
697
00:37:41,906 --> 00:37:45,104
- She laughed you off, and you followed her?
- No.
698
00:37:45,203 --> 00:37:47,659
I was driving down the alley on my way home.
699
00:37:47,763 --> 00:37:50,447
She was having a smoke.
I rolled down my window to talk-just talk.
700
00:37:50,547 --> 00:37:52,435
And she gave me the finger and walked away.
701
00:37:52,532 --> 00:37:55,117
- And you ran her down.
- Twice.
702
00:37:58,933 --> 00:38:00,820
I don't know what happened.
703
00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:05,683
I'm a nice guy. I'm smart.
704
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,364
I'm just what she asked for.
705
00:38:20,183 --> 00:38:23,052
#Oh, my love #
706
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:26,159
# Won't you stop your crying #
707
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:31,600
# Sunlight's bringing rainbows
to your tears #
708
00:38:31,704 --> 00:38:35,633
# Cotton swaying fields #
709
00:38:35,737 --> 00:38:39,599
# Are the pillars of your sadness #
710
00:38:39,705 --> 00:38:41,614
# The daylight dries the rusted leaves #
711
00:38:43,642 --> 00:38:47,319
# You wake up
It's a dream #
712
00:38:49,338 --> 00:38:52,338
# And it's a bright, sunny morning #
713
00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:59,866
# Each day a new beginning #
714
00:39:02,044 --> 00:39:06,485
# Well, it's all comin' back now #
715
00:39:10,493 --> 00:39:13,395
# Sail across the ocean #
716
00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:17,146
# The ocean deep and wide #
717
00:39:17,246 --> 00:39:22,331
# The storm will bring you
to the other side #
718
00:39:23,326 --> 00:39:25,847
# Freedom, my love #
719
00:39:25,951 --> 00:39:29,846
# Is a double-sided coin #
720
00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:33,913
# What have you done to earn your keep #
721
00:39:34,015 --> 00:39:36,830
# It's no longer a dream ##
722
00:39:36,928 --> 00:39:38,554
What?
723
00:39:38,655 --> 00:39:40,479
- Booth, it's Bones.
- Yeah.
724
00:39:40,576 --> 00:39:42,464
- Hi!
- Hey.
725
00:39:42,561 --> 00:39:45,081
- I should've called.
- No. Come on in.
726
00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:47,072
You kidding me?
727
00:39:47,169 --> 00:39:50,017
I saw Sweets and Daisy, and I was wrong.
728
00:39:50,113 --> 00:39:52,449
- She wasn't cheating on him.
- That's a good thing, right?
729
00:39:52,547 --> 00:39:55,613
Well, I wanted to spare him pain,
but all I did was cause it.
730
00:39:57,314 --> 00:40:02,137
- You meant well.
- I made him so jealous I almost ruined their relationship.
731
00:40:02,244 --> 00:40:05,179
- I should've listened to you.
- Maybe next time you will.
732
00:40:06,468 --> 00:40:09,315
Hey. I was just gonna go out
and grab a bite to eat.
733
00:40:09,412 --> 00:40:11,779
- Some Chinese, maybe some-
- I'd rather drink.
734
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,626
- Do you want one?
- Yeah. We could do that.
735
00:40:14,725 --> 00:40:17,344
My good bottle of scotch.
736
00:40:17,445 --> 00:40:20,031
Uh- Bottoms up, Bones.
737
00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:24,890
You know, intellectually,
I know that jealousy is absurd.
738
00:40:24,998 --> 00:40:27,267
But I see that it's real for people.
739
00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:32,803
I even experience it myself.
740
00:40:38,248 --> 00:40:41,509
So... who are you jealous of?
741
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,789
Angela, Hodgins...
742
00:40:48,361 --> 00:40:51,328
Cam, you.
743
00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:53,735
Why?
744
00:40:55,081 --> 00:40:58,594
'Cause you all want to lose yourself
in another person.
745
00:41:00,203 --> 00:41:04,261
You believe that love
is transcendent and eternal.
746
00:41:07,787 --> 00:41:10,373
I want to believe that too.
747
00:41:10,474 --> 00:41:12,842
Hey. You will.
748
00:41:15,564 --> 00:41:17,222
I promise.
749
00:41:17,324 --> 00:41:19,212
Someday you will.
750
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:24,232
You will someday, okay?
751
00:41:28,013 --> 00:41:29,835
You will.
752
00:42:09,042 --> 00:42:10,351
What's that mean?