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[ Static ]

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[ Country music plays ]

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♪ All my hopes and my dreams
have been buried ♪

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♪ Oh, sometimes I wish the sun
would explode ♪

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♪ Oh, when my God calls me to
Heaven ♪

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♪ Whoo, lawd, I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪

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♪ Yeah, let her blow

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♪ Let her blow

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♪ Let her blow, let her blow,
let her blow ♪

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Hey, man, let me play
that thing, come on!Do not touch the trim!

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Payday baby!
[ Laughs ]

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Money! Hell yeah! Whoo!Thanks, Brody.

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"Have a great weekend.
See you Monday"?

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What the hell?

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Relax, you'll get your
paychecks, just not today.

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You see, we're experiencing a
kink in the new payroll system.

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Uhh, for the third payroll
period in a row?

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Ooh!
It's just a question!

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This is an informational
meeting, not a Q&A.

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Okay, so everyone have
a dynamite weekend

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and we'll see you all
bright and early Monday morning.

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Clear the room.

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Alright, y'all heard him,
now get on out of here!

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Git on!Okay, I'm going.

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Have a good weekend!

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Just blows my mind,
the lack of patience.

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You've supported these people
for how many years?

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Uhh, this one-act play
is tiresome.

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Overthe table?

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[ Laughing ]
Well, that's a nice change.

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"I'm so glad
we're friends."

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Me, too, Mr. Halen,
but, uh, where's the money?

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You know,
kink in the payroll system.

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You heard me
explain it before.

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But I'm not on the payroll,
I'm on the take.

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This is dirty money
you give me.

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Just give me some more of
the dirty money, right?

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Just between us, I'm not as
liquid as I would prefer.

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Well, hell,
neither am I!

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Look, I'll be your muscle,
Mr. Halen, but not on credit.

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Muscle? Huh.

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You Boston cream doughnut
of a man.

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You'll do what I say
when I say where I say.

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And you'll get paid
when I choose to pay you.

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Clear the room.

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Come on!
Git! Have a good weekend!

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Denny, no!

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Blows my mind!Thank you, Denny.

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We'll settle up
next week.

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Yep, kink in the payroll.

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[ Shouting ] Unlike some people,
I get it!

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Hey, uh, did you hear anything
else about our checks --

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It's a kink
in the payroll system!

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You think you're the only one
this affects?!

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Hey, Daddy!
What are you doing here today?

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Yeah, you usually ghost us
on the weekends.

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I know!
But how in the hell

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am I supposed to spend
my weekend dranking

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if I don't get paid?!

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And what am I supposed to tell
all them folks

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at the liquor store, huh?

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Hell,
they depend on me!

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I've got mouths to quench.

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One mouth. My mouth!

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Daddy, where you takin'
that stove?

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To the goddamn pawn shop,
I guess!

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I need a son of a bitchin'
drank.

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[ Door opens ]

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Well, it looks like
someone's on the take.

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Nice work, detective.You better keep your head

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on a swivel, little man,
'cause the minute

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you take
that flak jacket off,

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you're in for
a world of hurt.

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[ Beep ] ...you're in for
a world of hurt.

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Hmm, internal affairs might
be interested to hear this.

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And you run
internal affairs.

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Well,
isn't that convenient.

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You appointed me 'cause your ass
was too lazy to do it.

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I had enough
on my plate

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doing my illegal side hustle
for Mr. Halen!

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[ Beep ] ...doing my illegal side hustle for Mr. Halen.

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Well, I got a tape recorder,
too, tough guy.

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[ Beep ] ...doing my illegal side hustle for Mr. Halen.

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Damn it,
it's my word against mine!

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I'm screwed![ Fax machine beeping ]

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Huh. An eviction notice?

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This is Mr. Halen's house.

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Looks like he ain't been paying
his rent, either.

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I mean...it's a kink
in the payroll system, right?

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That's what he told you?

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What did he pay you
to beat my brains in?

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A Valentine's card?

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Yeah. Look.

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[ Tinny music plays ]Mine plays music.

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The only kink
in that payroll system

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is there ain't no money
in it.

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Come on, let's go do some
legitimate work for once.

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What do you mean
I'm not big enough to not fail?

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I just skirted under
the not fail-able line?

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I mailed the payment.
Did you not receive it?

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[ Pounding on door ]Well, in that case, I rescind my
wish of happy Valentine's Day!

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Now who's a hot fudge sundae
in a suit?

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Ow, ow!

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Hombres, vamanos!
Tomalo todo!

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This property and everything
in it now belongs to the bank!

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Dan Halen:
Por favor, no!

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Don't drag the obelisk.
At least put a slider under it!

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Be careful with that lamp!

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Show some respect,
that was once a man!

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That's a mythological
creature!

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I purchased that former
NBA all-star Allen Iverson!

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[ Sighs ]Kink in the payroll, huh?

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You know what,
just go ahead.

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Take it all,
they're just possessions.

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I can buy them again,
just as I bought you!

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Well -- Well,
we're not for sale.

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Anymore.
Everyone has a price.

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And yours was less than his,
by my reckoning.

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How much did you get?

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Please, let's not
talk about this.

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It just makes it weird,
man.

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You think this is the first time
I've been down?

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I'll be back.

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I am a winner!

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No, not the window!

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The door was open!

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Dan Halen:
Ohh, what were you thinking?

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I should have stuck to
my core business --

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Tape, mud, and gypsum.

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The basics!

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But no,
you had to have more.

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And now you don't have
a pot to piss in.

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That's a nice story.
20 bucks, sugar.

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Send the invoice to Melissa.
we pay in Net 30.

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Net 60 for you,
though you're a new vendor.

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Ellis!
Wait, wait, wait!

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Here, take this lamp.

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And why don't you
plug it in,

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maybe shed a little light
on the mistakes

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that led you to shed
your clothes for a living!

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Early:
Whoa, hold on now, Ellis.

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This oughta cover it.

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Oh, thank you, baby.

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And some of that
fancy-ass party liquor

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with the gold flakes
in it.

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We'll have that.

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How do you have money?

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I pawned my family's cast-iron
stove so I could get toe up.

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I'm a big wheel tonight!

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Yes, I remember
how that felt.

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But the wheels have completely
fallen off for me.

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Oh, you'll be back.

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Once you figure out
that kink in the payroll --

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There is no kink
in the payroll system.

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My business has cratered.

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Dan, I know
what you goin' through.

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It don't feel good
to be stretched thin.

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Oww! Oooh!

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Damn, this hurts.

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No, it do not feel good
to be stretched thin.

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Let go, Ellis!

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[ Snap ]
Ow, God!

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Here, this liquid
will make you feel better.

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It plays a magic trick
on your mind-brain.

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Go ahead,
guzzle it down.

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[ Gulping ]

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[ Laughs ]

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Hell yeah!

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Come on! Let's beat the shit
out of somebody!

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Whoa!
Hold up now, chicken-dog!

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[ Creature squawks ]

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Hey, Daddy,
ain't this your boss man?

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Used to be.[ Coughing ]

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Flip him over so he don't
choke on his own regergitant.

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Is that a griffin?

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Griffin meat's good meat.

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Don't you touch
this man's ride!

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That's all he's got left
in this world.

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Aww.

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Hey, Mr. Halen.

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Hey, boy! Wake up!

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[ Groans ]Git you some breakfast.

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Wakey, wakey,
paint's a-flaky!

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I like peeling it off
in long strips.

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Like flatbread.

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You'd think eggshell would be
tastier, bein' named for a food.

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But that's marketing
for ya.

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You started on the new section
without me?

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Where the hell's
your manners?

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Can I...
get a ride into town?

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I'll give you a ride!

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I'll give you the ride
of your damn life!

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Early: Whoo! Whoo!

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Wha-ha-hooooo!

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Hell yeah, bay-bay!

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Come on!
Belt ya out a whoo, Dan!

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It's short for "Whoo-hoo!"
Whoo!

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Are we going anywhere?This is it.

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The journey is the destination,
as they say.

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Yes, they say that
to dumb people.

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So we're going to drive in these
circular shapes all day?

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Pfff, I ain't got enough gas
for all day.

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Well, okay.

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It's no wonder you've never
left your mark on the world.

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Oh, I've left my mark
on this world.

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Early: That there's my mark
right there.

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"Push butt."

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Oh, oh. Hold on.
Hold on now.

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A muse is a-callin' me.

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"Pu butt!"
[ Laughs ]

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'Cause poo comes out of
the butthole!

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I just plushed
this son of a bitch!

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Yes, you'll be remembered
in the history books.[ Toilet flushes ]

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Well, just what kind of
cool shit have you ever done?

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I don't have to
scratch my letters

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into a hand warmer
with a buck knife!

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My letters are embossed
in 20-foot-high solid br--

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Oh, my God!

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[ Electricity humming ]

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I had
hundreds of employees.

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The largest building
in all of Appalachia!

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I owned this town
and all of those within it.

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But it was all a mirage,

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a facade propped up
by shady junk bonds.

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Sure, I cut corners
to make it work -- who doesn't!

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But every year we had to
make our Sheetrock

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thinner and thinner
to make the knot,

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until those paper-thin walls
came crashing!

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[ Crash, cheering ]

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Stop spinning, you moron!

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I'm pouring out
my soul here!

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Hey, can I have me this here
spinny business chair?

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[ Sobbing ]

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So, you're back to
square one.

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Square one ain't too bad.

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Me? I never left
square one.

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I was born here,
I lived my whole life here,

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and I'll die here within
the next 6 to 12 months

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because of something badass
I'm gonna do

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involving a Roman candle
and my butthole.

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It's the simple things,
Dan.

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I got land, I got the sun,
the wind.

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And [grunts]

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I got me
a big letter, too!

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This is
the Early Building now!

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Hell yeah!

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00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:47,098
You know what,
you're right.

248
00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:49,238
It's about
the simple things.

249
00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:50,658
I see it now.

250
00:09:50,693 --> 00:09:51,873
I see it now!

251
00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:53,421
Whoo![ Squawks ]

252
00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:55,044
Wa-hoo!

253
00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:57,767
The journey
isthe destination!

254
00:09:57,804 --> 00:09:59,634
Whoo!
That's right!

255
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:00,978
That's the lesson
I've been teachin'.

256
00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,714
Whoo-hoo, I say!

257
00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,950
Ow!

258
00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:06,642
Aw, shit.
I done throwed the caster.

259
00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:09,845
I need to get me some off-road
tires for this son of a bitch.

260
00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:12,125
Wee! Wee! Wee!

261
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:13,303
[ Truck backup alarm
sounds ]

262
00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:14,676
What the hell?

263
00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:16,407
Daddy, you gon' wanna
see this.

264
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:17,863
You were right, Early.

265
00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:19,343
It's the simple things.

266
00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:21,927
It's not about
owning possessions.

267
00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:24,796
It's about leasing!What the hell!

268
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:27,281
You have the land,
the sun, the wind.

269
00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:30,976
I'm just leasing it
as a third-party broker!

270
00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:33,979
No! Get this tree huggin'
bullshit off of my land!

271
00:10:34,012 --> 00:10:35,192
Hell,
I didn't sign nothin'!

272
00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,330
Oh, you don't own it.
She does.

273
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,470
We've arranged
a barter situation.

274
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,850
Mmm, griffin meat's
good meat.

275
00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:43,712
Goons, clear the room.

276
00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:44,946
But this is a porch!

277
00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:46,959
Ow!
A-- And it's private property!

278
00:10:46,991 --> 00:10:48,681
Tell it to my muscle.

279
00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:49,817
You hear that Denny?

280
00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:51,476
He called me muscle.

281
00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:54,792
And I'm back!
Whoo-hoo!

282
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:58,346
[ Country music plays ]

283
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♪♪

284
00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:18,058
♪♪

285
00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:23,196
Woman: Whoo, this one made in
Georgia, baby!