1 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:53,921 Oh, boy. 2 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,260 Fuck! Stop hitting me! 3 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,880 This is like if Tyson fought an infant. 4 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,809 I can't wait to punch you in the face while you're sleeping tonight. 5 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:48,396 - Get up! Get up! - Saved by the bell. 6 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,233 Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two. 7 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,029 Oh! Look at that ass. 8 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,912 Hey! Come on! I spilled the bong! Stop! 9 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:10,502 Boom! Knocked you out! Eat it, whore! 10 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,211 - You cheated, you dick. - No, I didn't. 11 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,221 Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass. 12 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,595 What's going on, fellas? 13 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,311 - What's up? - How's it going? 14 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:35,065 Who are you and why are you in my kitchen? 15 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:38,401 Your landlord, he hired us to pick up your stuff. 16 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:43,110 This is bullshit! It's like cypress hill concert in here. 17 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,245 I don't rent to those kind of people. 18 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,745 Yuri, what the hell's going on? 19 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,210 - Alex, how are you? - I'm good. 20 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:57,249 Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent. 21 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,793 So now, I no longer let you stay here. Okay? 22 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,337 All right, my friends, pack up everything, put on truck, okay? 23 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,677 No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment. 24 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:07,433 Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money 25 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,221 and then he writes you a rent check, right, Josh? 26 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,974 I love them so much. 27 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,310 You love who? 28 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,688 The girls at madame kamay's Filipino palace. 29 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:24,367 You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers? 30 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:28,076 They're not hookers. They're massage therapists. 31 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,116 They'll massage your cock for money. 32 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,999 There's a word for that. I think it's hooker. 33 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,330 You're a hooker! 34 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,287 Whoa, wait. 35 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,798 Listen, Alex, I make you special deal, huh? 36 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:42,507 I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away. 37 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,720 And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends... 38 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:51,391 They take your testicles and remove them through your anus. 39 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,315 Deal? Nice man. 40 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,060 Okay, they got one minute and then you... okay? 41 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,821 I'm sorry, Alex. I should have told you. 42 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,483 You can't whack it to Internet porn like everyone else? 43 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,322 You know I don't have a credit card. 44 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,325 So where you going? 45 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:12,954 I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll let me stay there. What about you? 46 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,120 Madame kamay said I could stay at the palace. 47 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,670 You're sick. 48 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,050 I know. 49 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,547 Where's the bong? 50 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,679 Alex! You forgot smoking lamp. 51 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,728 I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece? 52 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,225 That's your fault too. 53 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:46,070 Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me. 54 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,452 Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine. 55 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,955 Why aren't you home? I need you. 56 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,091 Hey, Alex. 57 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:06,006 Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour. 58 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,264 Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree. 59 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,470 Dude, it's July. 60 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,764 Get the fuck out of here. Ltis? 61 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:17,682 Yeah. And why are you naked? 62 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:22,065 Oh, my god. I am naked! Come on in! 63 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,818 Dude, your ass is Tanner than my face. 64 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,994 That is pure fucking insanity. 65 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,122 Yeah. I know. He got addicted to hookers. 66 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,874 No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. 67 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,662 You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever. 68 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:45,459 Yeah, well, anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while. 69 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:49,004 Whoa. I don't know, man. I got a business to run. 70 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,173 This is like my office as well as my home. 71 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,763 Plus, the lion comes in a couple of days. 72 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,012 - You're getting a lion? - Yeah. 73 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,810 - Why? - To protect my shit. 74 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,438 Never heard of a dog? 75 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:06,776 Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion. 76 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,070 Yeah, that's true. 77 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,659 So what kind of weed do you want? 78 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:16,699 I got the "incredible hulk", I got some of the "green monster", I got the "bling". 79 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:19,083 Hey! We go through this every time I come here. 80 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,794 I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed. 81 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:26,300 Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here. 82 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:30,178 Yeah. You know what? I got to bail or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding. 83 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:34,683 You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit? 84 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,185 Thanks anyway, but brown's not my color. 85 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,017 This isn't brown. I'm bronzed. 86 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,980 So you can't kill the demon at the end of level 67? 87 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,149 Do you have the magic arrows? 88 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:53,693 Easy. Here's what you do. Hide behind the Boulder. 89 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:57,956 When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. 90 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,868 Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, 91 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:04,129 you jump up on the Boulder, you do a flying downward thrust 92 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,462 with the sword of doom and that's it. Level 6 is done. 93 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,128 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. 94 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,888 Have I told you today how much I love you? 95 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,930 Hey, grandma. You look hot. 96 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,436 Well, I haven't been out and about for a while 97 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,518 so I thought I'd step it up a notch. 98 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,103 - Well, it worked. - Good. 99 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,269 Oh listen, your father tells me that you need a place to stay. 100 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,322 Yeah. 101 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,778 Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago. 102 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,067 So her room is available if you need it. 103 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,785 Oh, where'd Sophie move to? 104 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,164 Heaven. 105 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,990 Sorry, Sophie was so... 106 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,204 - Mean and full of hate. - Yeah. 107 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,209 So you want to move in tonight? 108 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,543 You know what? That's a really sweet offer but unfortunately, 109 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,254 I promised my friend Jeff I'd stay at his house. 110 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,312 Come in. Hurry up. 111 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,818 You sure this is okay? 112 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,947 Yeah. It's totally cool. 113 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,326 Just keep your voice down. My roommates are sleeping. 114 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,496 - You mean your parents? - Yeah, same thing. 115 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,698 Nice jammies. 116 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,749 Thanks. They're a present from my roommates. 117 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,205 That's cool. 118 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,045 Here we go. 119 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,555 - Where am I supposed to sleep? - On the air mattress. 120 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,596 Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. 121 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,268 Yeah, I have a bear. 122 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,026 - What are you, eight? - At least I have my own bed. 123 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:55,448 - Your bed is a car. - Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car. 124 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,367 My roommates said they are gonna get me rims for Christmas. 125 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,246 Or a c.B. Radio. I can talk to other car beds. 126 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,409 That'll be hot. 127 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,742 Might get a stereo too. 128 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,412 My sister said I should get an alarm. 129 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:09,798 Shut up! 130 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,907 Gross. 131 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,878 Oh, yeah. 132 00:09:55,887 --> 00:10:00,677 Come on, Laura. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it. 133 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,176 Oh, Laura, you dirty, dirty adventurer. 134 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,637 Come on. Let's go exploring. 135 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,725 Why don't you explore my underwear, baby? 136 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:13,360 Damn, you look good. What's under the skirt, Laura? 137 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,687 Oh, let's see. Huh? 138 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:20,985 Ooh, Laura, no panties? How'd you know I liked it like that? 139 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:25,493 Oh, yeah. Okay. Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go. 140 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,658 Jeffrey? What are you doing up so... 141 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,666 Oh, my god! I'm sorry! 142 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:33,751 I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good! 143 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,222 I can't believe you came on my mom. 144 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,930 You might be the biggest perv in the world right now. 145 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,062 - What were you thinking? - I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll. 146 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,644 So you can't wake me up to play video games or something? 147 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:56,187 Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth. 148 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,279 I love my turtle. 149 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,440 Anyway, my mom said you could still stay the night. 150 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,235 Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast. 151 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,575 Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go crash at the office. 152 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,616 All right, suit yourself. I'll see you in a couple hours. 153 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,669 Yeah. 154 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,082 You can keep the doll, by the way. 155 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,705 Oh, I was planning on that. 156 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,375 Oh! My doll is a whore. 157 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,460 Um, excuse me? 158 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,637 Hi. 159 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:12,474 Good morning. I'm just looking for my office. 160 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,271 Are you the new janitor? 161 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,726 No, I'm Samantha Garson. 162 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,571 I'm here to oversee the final stages of production on "eternal death slayer 3". 163 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:22,939 Oh, hi. 164 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,701 I didn't know anyone new was coming in. I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. 165 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,366 Do you usually sleep here? 166 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:33,746 No. I was working late. I love work. I love life. 167 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,877 That's good to know. 168 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:40,795 Yeah, um, your office is probably the empty one down the hall. 169 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,842 - Thank you. Alex, there's... - Yeah? 170 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,218 Brush your teeth. I'll see you later. 171 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,394 Thank you. 172 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,014 Yeah. 173 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,276 Johnny. 174 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,859 Who the fuck is Johnny? 175 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,846 What's up, douche bigalow? How'd you sleep last night? 176 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,382 Fine, speed racer. What did you do, valet your bed? 177 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,178 No, but I'll self-park it in your asshole. 178 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,848 - Come on. Let's go to lunch. - Hey, you remember Laura, don't you? 179 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,601 Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore. That's a surprise. 180 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,821 Hey, word on the street is Mr. cheezle brought some girl here from New York 181 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,156 to make sure we finish "eternal death slayer" on time. 182 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:55,699 Yeah, her name's Samantha. She's really hot. She wants to bang me. 183 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,584 I'm sure she does. Are you ready? 184 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,914 Oh, please. 185 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,256 Line up, you fucking nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ? 186 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,925 Who's going down? 187 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,720 I'm taking the title, old man. The game is "frog bog". 188 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,637 Let's do it. 189 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,040 Tea? 190 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,166 Sure. 191 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,076 It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend. 192 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,495 Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings. 193 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,053 So, Samantha, as you know, our immediate focus 194 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,262 is the completion of "eternal death slayer 3" in time for the fall. 195 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:58,804 We've had an enormous amount of bugs at this stage, and, quite frankly, 196 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,851 I'm a little more than concerned. 197 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,397 "Knife head iv" was in a similar situation, but we met the deadline. 198 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,903 "Jump rope city" was a total nightmare, and we figured it out. 199 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,943 That's why I brought you in. 200 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,983 To complete e.D.S. 3 on schedule, 201 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,244 so we can free up all the testers for j.P.'S new masterpiece. 202 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,280 Two major titles in one year? 203 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,287 And he's programming and designing them all by himself? 204 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,827 - He must be a genius. - Well, j.P. Is not normal. 205 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,464 He created the original "eternal death slayer" when he was only 13. 206 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,465 He's the definition of a prodigy. 207 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,439 - J.p.! - Sorry I'm late, Mr. cheezle. 208 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,601 I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough with the new game. 209 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,026 - How's it looking? - It's the future of gaming. 210 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,991 Breathtaking. Care for tea? 211 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,491 No, I'm good. 212 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,363 I don't believe that we've met. 213 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,031 Oh, this is Samantha Garson. 214 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:04,077 I brought her in from New York to be the project manager on e.D.S. 3. 215 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,963 Hi. It's nice to finally meet you. You have quite a reputation. 216 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,295 Everything you've heard about me is true. 217 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:16,051 So, if you ever need anything, just please, feel free to call. 218 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,557 - I'll give you all my numbers. - Thanks, I will. 219 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,343 Seriously, anything you need. 220 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,729 Say, j.P., why don't you show Samantha around the office, introduce her to everyone. 221 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:27,687 Sure, yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for a while. 222 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,395 After you, my lady. 223 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,486 Namaste, you guys. 224 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:39,370 Did the kids in school hound you for "eternal death slayer" tips? 225 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,657 School. I didn't need school. 226 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,669 All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. 227 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,626 So maybe I don't know what the civil war was 228 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,259 or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one. 229 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,421 But I did beat "the legend of Zelda" before I could walk. 230 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,680 - That's cool. - Yeah. 231 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,719 I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. 232 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,230 - What's in here? - It's just the kids in their break room. 233 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:10,564 Oras I call it, "the stupid idiot room full of jerks." 234 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,857 - Mine's the biggest office... - Let's check it out. 235 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,656 - Let's go! - You suck! You suck! 236 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,872 I thought you were good at this, man. 237 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,500 Oh, flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies. A lot more than you. 238 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,137 Come on! Eat that frog dick, Timmy! Eat it! 239 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,921 I'm sorry you had to see this. 240 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:42,474 It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to every day. 241 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:46,354 Come on! Yeah! Your shit's weak! Shit's weak! 242 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,108 Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! 243 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,354 Your shit's weak! Wizzeak! 244 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,943 You never had a chance, Timmy. 245 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,529 I'll get you eventually, gray bush. Time is on my side. 246 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,614 Hey, at least I have a bush. 247 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,244 Shit's weak! 248 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,453 Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that. 249 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,413 No, congratulations on having a bush. 250 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,248 How do you two know each other? 251 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:14,132 I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night. 252 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,509 Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep. 253 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,135 Wow, j.P., that is a great outfit. 254 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,891 How much do clothes cost in the matrix? 255 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,186 So funny I forgot to laugh. 256 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,898 Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not gray. 257 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,649 - Hey! - What? 258 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,060 My bush isn't really gray. 259 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,480 - Well, not according to my mom. - I thought I told you to quit talking about that. 260 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,489 People keep asking me about it. 261 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,245 I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, but I will see you guys later. 262 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,368 Get back to work, testers. 263 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,954 Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! 264 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,417 Adios, turd nuggets. 265 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,063 Wow. 266 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,817 Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight? 267 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,911 Why? So you can jerk off on my mom? 268 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,455 Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy! 269 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,583 What's that? 270 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,541 How many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom? 271 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,213 Thirteen, maybe. Why? I didn't know it was a secret. 272 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,048 No, you're right. Your mom would really appreciate it. 273 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:47,175 - My bad. Sorry. - It's all right. 274 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,760 So where are you going to crash tonight? 275 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,433 This really cute chick I've known for a long time 276 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,522 said that I could sleep over with her and her two crazy girlfriends. 277 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,486 - No way! - Yep. 278 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,942 Three chicks and you? 279 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,345 Yeah, I'll call you later and let you know which bed I end up in. 280 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,202 Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator. 281 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,247 Later. 282 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,244 - Hi, honey. - Hi, mommy. 283 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,333 - Did you have a good day? - I did. Did you remember to TiVo samurai Jack? 284 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,418 I did. 285 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:34,222 Oh, honey, they work you too hard there. That's a long day. 286 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,062 It's not that tough of a job, though, grandma. But thank you. 287 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:42,154 You are something else. You must be starving, darling. 288 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,530 Yeah, I could eat. 289 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,745 That's quite the buffet you have there. 290 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,905 Thank you, Mr. president. 291 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:59,589 Oh, grace, you remember my grandson Alex. Our new roommate. 292 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,209 How long you staying? 293 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,303 Just till I find a new apartment. 294 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,760 - Do you have a girlfriend? - No. 295 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,723 - How old are you now? - I'll be 36 in October. 296 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,641 My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number. 297 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,104 - I'm not gay, but thank you. - Denial. 298 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,655 Wow. That grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome. 299 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,158 Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you. 300 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,073 Probably suicides. 301 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:35,162 - I was just kidding. - There we go. Here's your din-din. 302 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,245 Oh, watch! It's hot. Be careful! 303 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:43,667 Okay, so that's chicken cutlet, leftover lasagna, some scrambled eggs, 304 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:48,839 some pudding and wait a minute. A piece of the wedding cake. 305 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,183 - That is awesome, grandma. Thank you. - You're welcome. 306 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,062 Here's your new room, baby. 307 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,691 - Wow, grandma, this is nice. - Oh, good. 308 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,366 Hey, Sophie didn't die in the bed, did she? 309 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,117 - No. - Good, good, good. 310 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,200 No, she fell out of bed and died right here. 311 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,292 I am so happy that you're here, honey. 312 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,422 - Thank you so much, again. - Sweet dreams, darling. 313 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,003 - Thanks. - Okay. 314 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,552 - See you in the morning. - You sure will. 315 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:58,579 I died on the floor and nobody helped me. 316 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,753 You have got to be fucking shitting me. 317 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:08,293 Oh, it's so cold when you're dead. 318 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,227 I swear to god I would have helped you, Sophie. 319 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,926 Please don't kill me. I would have helped you. I just wasn't here. 320 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,136 - Gotcha! - Oh, my god! 321 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:20,729 - You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, grandma? 322 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,981 Well, I told you we were going to have fun. 323 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,565 Yeah. 324 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,730 Sweetie? Don't curse. You're better than that. 325 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,189 Okay. 326 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,067 Fuck! 327 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,698 That's fucking crazy. 328 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,871 Oh my god. What is happening? 329 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,798 What the... 330 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:53,050 What? Come on. Stop that. 331 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,506 Why are you doing this to me? 332 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,348 Thank you. Thank you. 333 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,102 Thank you. Thank you. 334 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,938 Oh, rise and shine. 335 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,104 Go take a tinkle and be sure to wash your hands, 336 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:13,069 - then come down and have breakfast. - Okay, grandma. 337 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:23,334 Wow! That was a great breakfast. 338 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,537 Grandma, I'm going to go back to sleep now. 339 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,421 Oh, but don't you have to go to work? 340 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,307 Actually, I don't have to be at work for another three and a half hours. 341 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,337 Oh, that's wonderful that you have all this extra time 342 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,097 because we really could use your help around the house. 343 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,553 Oh, not a problem. What do you need me to do? 344 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:42,390 Just a few chores. 345 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,320 Here you go, honey. 346 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,573 All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you to go all the way back 347 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,451 and recheck, starting with level 1, okay? 348 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:42,575 Kane, you are gonna take 1 through 3. 349 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,992 - Whatever you need, Samantha. - Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6. 350 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,794 Yeah, I can do that. No problem. You're great. 351 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,795 Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9, so why don't you just stick with those. 352 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,126 Let's do it. 353 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,049 The levels, I mean. Not sex. 354 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:00,263 Sorry. 355 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:04,180 All right. Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15 356 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,016 because those are the real problem levels and... 357 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,691 Is he sleeping? 358 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,985 Yes, and possibly shitting his pants. 359 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,280 - Wake up, dude. - No chores, grandma! 360 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,863 Nice rip, Alex. 361 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,494 Rip what? 362 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,952 All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time. 363 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:29,038 - Seriously, rip what? - Why are you so tired? 364 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,545 Uh, maybe 'cause I was with three chicks last night. 365 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,672 Something you'd know nothing about. 366 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,168 - Excuse you. - Hey, look, it's bono's brother. 367 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,554 So how'd the loser conference go? 368 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,932 Those losers are gonna make sure your game releases on time. 369 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,014 Oh, no, of course. They're the best. 370 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:52,145 I want to get you a black cobra. 371 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,563 Just to go around the neck. 372 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:58,405 J.p., I got to stay on top of these guys. 373 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,277 Please get on top of me. 374 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,544 Here, honey, I made you some jell-o with no fruit 375 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,424 'cause I know how much you hate it. 376 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,633 And you got cheese and crackers and some chocolate milk to wash it all down. 377 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:25,095 - That's great. Thank you. - Oooh, what's this? 378 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,268 This is a video game I'm making. 379 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,768 - It's kind of like a side project. - Oh, good for you, honey. 380 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,309 - Hey, you want to play it? - Well, I don't know. 381 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:36,686 Okay. 382 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,614 You are so talented. 383 00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:44,410 I remember the birdhouse you made way back at grade school. 384 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:48,577 This is a little more violent than the birdhouse. It's called "demonik". 385 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,785 You play a demon who's been summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab. 386 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,161 Space shuttle. 387 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,378 So this helps you look around. 388 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:02,761 This button is to punch. This is to jump. This is to duck. 389 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,593 This right trigger brings up your magic spell menu. 390 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,141 And the left trigger lets you use your magic spells. 391 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,473 How do you make him walk? 392 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,725 - Oh, that's this stick right here. - This here? 393 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:15,228 Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah, walk over here. 394 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:19,395 Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your telekinesis power to lift those objects. 395 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,400 I don't see a telephone anywhere. 396 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:24,032 No, no. It's like a mind power. Hit the red button. 397 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:26,068 - Red. - Oooh, perfect. 398 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:29,701 Okay, you know what, use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall. 399 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,708 Yeah, that's great. Go in there. Go in there! 400 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,836 Okay, is this a good or a bad guy? 401 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,917 That's a bad guy. He's a drug dealer. Kill him. 402 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,208 Oh, I hate violence. But drugs are bad. 403 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,963 - Wow! - Ooh, nice death spike. 404 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,757 Okay, now go in here and use your lightning to blow up those barrels. 405 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,719 Ooh! Oh, isn't that pretty? 406 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,846 - Yeah. - Oh, this is fun. 407 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,105 Hey, wow, you got to a checkpoint. 408 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,521 - Is that good? - Yeah. 409 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,862 Well, so that's my game. 410 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,741 And, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you just want to... 411 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,612 Wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. 412 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,328 Take that, you dirty dopers. 413 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:17,874 Hey, you know what, grandma? I actually have to go see a friend and get some stuff. 414 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:21,962 So you keep playing, and I'll see you later. 415 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:24,005 Love you. 416 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:42,107 I can't believe there are people in this world who still don't have cable. 417 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,154 - Dr. shakalu gets it. - Yeah, he does. 418 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,736 Anyways, here's a black box that gets all the channels 419 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,121 plus pay-per-view and a bunch of extra wires. 420 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,992 Just don't let a cop see it or grandma's doing some time. 421 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,370 So how do you two know each other? 422 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,709 I met the doctor at a cockfight in pomona. 423 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,170 He's hooking me up with the lion. It comes tomorrow. 424 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,174 Great. 425 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:09,805 Plus, he brought over some crazy zimbabwean weed that'll turn you into a deer. 426 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:15,143 You know that lions eat deer, right? 427 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:19,856 That's true, kid. Doctor, we got to be careful. 428 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,773 Oh, shit. I've been here three hours? 429 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,480 - I don't have antlers, do I? - No. You're cool, bro. 430 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,982 Thanks for all this. And, doctor? 431 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:34,450 - Ooh, sorry. - Anytime, kid. 432 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:59,146 Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping. 433 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,188 Chicken cutlet. 434 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,934 Spaghetti with garlic bread. 435 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,486 Oh, my god, the wings to go with the breast. 436 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:09,781 I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. 437 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:22,627 Of course she doesn't have a microwave. She's fucking 100. 438 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,862 Yeah, Dante. 439 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,482 Let's see, let's see. 440 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:56,619 Good night, my friend. Sleep well. 441 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,672 Ooh, dinnertime. 442 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:13,091 Oh, fucking bitch, cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck! 443 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,638 Oh! Goddamn it! 444 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:28,981 Let me guess. Was your dick on fire? 445 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,983 - Yeah. - Hey, Jeff. 446 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,985 - Oh, hey, Alex. - Hey. 447 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,819 So, I finished my first level last night. How far are you, Alex? 448 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,782 - Oh, my god. - Geez. That's crazy. 449 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,292 Wait, wait. Don't tell me your roommates did that to you. 450 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,712 Yeah. Yeah. It was my roommates. 451 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:51,174 They're crazy. They're crazy. They tied me up. 452 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:54,256 I was like one of those calves at the rodeo, all helpless. 453 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:58,424 And you know what? Just when I was about to scream for the police, I came. 454 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,967 - Oh my god! - And that felt nice. 455 00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,228 That is nuts. That is so hot. 456 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,899 Hey, you guys. Kane, can you take a look at that for me? Thanks. 457 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,101 Whoa. Alex, what happened? 458 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,359 There was a fire and I was trying to save it from this baby... 459 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,365 No, he's banging his three roommates. They tied him up last night. 460 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,275 They had crazy orgies, like, all week. 461 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,741 I don't know what they're talking about. They're just joking. 462 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:21,780 No, we're not. You literally just told us that. 463 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:25,329 Well, I don't think that's very smart considering you work with your hands. 464 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,458 Yeah. 465 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,461 May I see you in my office for a minute, please? 466 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,622 Yeah. 467 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,874 - Ooh! - Busted! 468 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,761 - You are so fired. - You guys are assholes. 469 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:36,924 Bye. 470 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,843 Hey, you know what? I forgot something. 471 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:39,927 - What? - This. 472 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,093 Oh my god! Fuck! Are you serious? 473 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,053 I think he fucking shattered it. 474 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,574 All right. Look, Alex, this game has to get finished. 475 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:01,286 And you are the most experienced guy I have here. I'm really counting on you. 476 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:05,657 My hands being burnt will not affect me finishing my levels at all. 477 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,080 Well, I sure hope it doesn't. 478 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:09,995 It won't. 479 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:17,294 You know, you seem really out of place in the video game world. 480 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,342 Why? 'Cause I'm a woman? 481 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:23,475 No, 'cause you're a really hot woman and you are swimming in a sea of virgins. 482 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,684 Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex. 483 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:30,144 Look, I know you think I'm really hot too 484 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,605 and you want to go out with me after work and get a drink. 485 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:36,238 But I have this very serious deadline that my boss gave me. 486 00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:39,696 So until I finish my levels, I can't have any distractions. 487 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,824 I guess I'll just have to suffer until then. 488 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,123 Sorry. 489 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,158 - Mr. cheezle on line two. - I have to take this. 490 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,288 Avoid his tea parties. 491 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,835 Hello. 492 00:34:58,138 --> 00:34:59,594 What are you doing, j.P.? 493 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,428 Just thinking about my game. 494 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,844 How's that going? 495 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,931 People will bow to it. 496 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,603 All right. That's creepy. 497 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,657 I hate your face. 498 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,789 Did you say something? 499 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,455 You're fucking weird. 500 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,304 How can he see me? 501 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:49,598 But before we can roast it, I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high. 502 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,514 And we're going to salt and pepper the pork... 503 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:56,189 Hello, ladies. Enjoying the new cable? 504 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:59,271 Some of the places do with string, some of the places do with a net. 505 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,357 You like that cooking channel, huh, grandma? 506 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:06,613 And it's all food, all day. That's all they do, is they make food. 507 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:08,909 I want to eat the TV. 508 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,622 Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin. 509 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:17,000 With a label on it. It's very rare to see a beer Stein... 510 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,340 - What's this? - Antiques roadshow. 511 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,209 - What's that? - Oh, it's great. 512 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,345 People a take in crap and then find out it's worth a lot of money. 513 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,510 Move over, bea. 514 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,012 - I'm an antique. - Yes, you are, bea. 515 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:35,436 King gambrinus, who is the patron Saint of beer... 516 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:39,068 So, ladies, I kind of need to use the tele... 517 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,730 Shhh! Go read your "playgirl" or something. 518 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:47,281 - $4,000 for a beer mug? - That's ridiculous. 519 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,447 And we'll be right back as the antiques roadshow marathon continues. 520 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,832 Marathon? Fuck me. 521 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,170 Come on. 522 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,342 Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye! 523 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,129 What's up? J-dog. 524 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,924 - Hey, j-dork, it's Alex. - What's going on, shit lips? 525 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,260 Not much. Look, I need you to do me a huge favor. 526 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:15,142 - You're not jerking off on my dad. - Ha, ha. Very funny. 527 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:18,979 No, I really need your help. Do you think you can do some of my levels? 528 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:21,064 What? No. Why can't you do them? 529 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:24,322 Look, my roommates won't let me get any work done. They're insane. 530 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:28,201 They won't stop watching porn. 531 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:31,864 I can't get anything done. They're total nymphos. You got to help me. 532 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,706 You're dead to me. Qver. 533 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,584 Jeff's a good friend. 534 00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:41,085 This is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp. 535 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,417 This one is a fish lamp. 536 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:47,258 You can see that there are fish swimming. 537 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:48,717 The glass that these fish... 538 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,719 It's 6:00 already? 539 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,352 Okay, I'll make you some breakfast before you do your chores. 540 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,650 Oh, no, no, no, grandma, don't worry. No. 541 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:05,276 I'm not that hungry, grandma. I was going to go into work early also. 542 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,782 I don't have time to do any chores today. 543 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,113 Oh, it's just a couple of things, sweetie. 544 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:12,028 Do you know how to use a sandblaster? 545 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,784 Where did you get that? 546 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:22,338 Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon on TV, so I did some of your laundry. 547 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:27,503 I found that vase in your bag and, well, it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it. 548 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,132 Doesn't it look nice? 549 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:31,882 Thanks. 550 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:41,517 Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, mom. 551 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,561 Challenge. 552 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:48,274 Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is sleeping? He's not taking challenges. 553 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,367 No. I'm challenging you, Jeff. 554 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,286 To what game? 555 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,282 A little "dance dance revolution". 556 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:02,496 That's great, Bobby but we don't have "dance dance revolution", so you're dumb. 557 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:08,839 - Ultramix 2! - When the hell did we get this? 558 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,594 It just came in this morning. 559 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:13,927 Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker anymore, are you, Jeff? 560 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,805 Looks like my days are numbered here at brainasium. 561 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,892 Well, can you at least go first so I can see what I'm doing? 562 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,933 Oh, with pleasure. 563 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,439 Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket. 564 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:02,229 Oh, how the mighty have fallen. 565 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:05,646 Good stuff, Bobby. Nice moves. That was hot. 566 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:09,028 Well, let's see what we got here. 567 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:17,613 Are you ready? Dance! 568 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,260 You're gonna break the game, you're so good! 569 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:47,859 Whoo! That game is fun! Oh my god! 570 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:51,021 - A new high score. - What does "high score" mean? 571 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,322 New high score. Is that bad? 572 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:56,242 What does that mean? Did I break it? 573 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,781 Hey, j.P.! 574 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:39,323 Do you have a second? 575 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,080 You didn't knock, Kane. 576 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:47,001 I did. But I think that the music was a little loud. 577 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,211 Are you afraid of it? 578 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,674 No, I just don't like techno. 579 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,627 You would if you had robot ears. 580 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,846 Yeah, I guess. 581 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:03,431 Anyway, I had a suggestion for "eternal death slayer". 582 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:05,645 - You know the dwarves and the... - Three! 583 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:07,774 What? 584 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,399 "Eternal death slayer 3". 585 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,643 Three, sorry. 586 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,780 Anyway, don't you think that the dwarves on level 4 587 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,950 look a little too similar to the elves on level 67 588 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:21,243 might be a little too confusing. 589 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,241 Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane. 590 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:27,125 But redesigning all those characters at this stage would be way too expensive. 591 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:31,545 I agree. But what if you just rendered them a different color? 592 00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:34,002 You know, that would be cheap and quick. 593 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:38,002 Leave the decisions to me, Kane. 594 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:42,095 There's a reason why I'm the creator of e.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester. 595 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,553 I just... 596 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,015 Eject. 597 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:03,737 He had a good idea. Shut up. Mind your own business. 598 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,498 May I speak to you, my lady? 599 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:17,834 Yeah, I guess. 600 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,052 But could you please knock next time? 601 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:22,881 And what is it with this "my lady" stuff? 602 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:25,053 What are you, a knight of the round table? Come on. 603 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:26,641 Sorry. 604 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:30,809 - What was that? - Nothing, nothing. 605 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:34,313 I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwarves on level 4 606 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:37,695 and elves on level 6 of e.D.S. 3 look way too similar. 607 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,818 Could be confusing to some. 608 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,698 Well, what do you want me to do? I can't push the deadline any further. 609 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,905 Well, you wouldn't have to if you just rendered them different colors. 610 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,748 Be cheap and wouldn't take more a than a day or two. 611 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,748 Yeah, we can definitely do that. 612 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,914 That is a great idea. 613 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:58,625 Those are the only kind I have. 614 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:06,763 There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at ucla, 3:00 P.M., I thought maybe... 615 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,475 - J.p.? - Yeah? 616 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:12,514 - I'm working. - Right. I am too. I just... 617 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,978 I just thought I'd let you know. 618 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:18,982 I think that everybody should know. You should probably make that a memo. 619 00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:22,899 - Asap. - Asap. Gotcha. 620 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:35,964 Hey, dude. 621 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,749 What's up, guys? What did weirdo say about the elves? 622 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:41,713 - Shot it down. - What? Really? That was a good idea. 623 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:45,134 No, it wasn't. I'm a piece of shit. I suck. 624 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,473 Relax, Kane. You're not a piece of shit. 625 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,600 Just run it by Alex. Maybe he'll talk to j.P. 626 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:56,642 You'll have to wake him up out of his sex coma first. 627 00:44:56,777 --> 00:45:01,191 He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those stink-ass hos. 628 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,107 Dude, he's living a fantasy. It's so awesome. 629 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,152 No! You guys, it's not awesome, okay? 630 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,821 Our report is due tomorrow and he hasn't even started it. 631 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,243 All right? If he doesn't finish it, were totally f'ed. 632 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,753 Crap. That's Alex's intercom. 633 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,378 - Hello? - Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex. 634 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:28,798 - Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner. - What? 635 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,887 Nothing. Send it back. 636 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:36,685 - Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. - God bless us, every one. 637 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,020 May I help you ladies? Are you looking for Alex? 638 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:43,359 Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates. 639 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,360 This is grace and that's bea. 640 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:51,200 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies. - Thank you. 641 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:54,282 We thought it would be nice to bring him a nice homemade lunch. 642 00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:58,206 Oh, that's very sweet. Well, I'm Samantha. Come on. I'll show you where he works. 643 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:03,544 You're dying. 644 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,634 - Hey, Jeff. - Hi. 645 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:10,885 Is Alex around? He has some visitors. 646 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:14,010 Uh, no. No, he's not. Hi, ladies. 647 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:16,019 Did you go to high school with Alex? 648 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,522 We're his roommates. 649 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:29,692 You're the reason Alex has been tired all week? 650 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:34,698 We have been sort of rough on him but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean. 651 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:40,086 We're not used to having a man in the house so I guess we ride him pretty hard. 652 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:43,464 - Oh, that is so gnarly. - So where is he? 653 00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:44,999 Uh, I haven't seen him. 654 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:48,131 He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact. 655 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:52,181 Well, he's probably working hard somewhere. 656 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,467 Could you please just give him his lunch 657 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:58,684 and tell him that I've had such fun playing with his new toy all morning. 658 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,645 And when he comes home later, he can play with me. 659 00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:02,934 Oh my gosh! 660 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,943 - I'm gonna barf. - That is so repulsive. 661 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,605 All right! That's enough. I'm here. 662 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,149 - Well, there you are. - Hi, grandma. 663 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,442 We missed you. 664 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,362 I was somewhere else, working very hard on something. 665 00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:17,907 - Dude, what is going on? - This is my grandmother. 666 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,451 - Hello. - These are her two roommates. 667 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,337 I've been living with them for the last week. 668 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,961 Okay. 669 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:28,713 - Hi, grandma, ladies. - Hi. 670 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:31,220 Good to know. Dude... 671 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:35,258 Jerking off on my mom is one thing 672 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:37,893 but bangin' your grandmother and her roommates? 673 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:41,271 - That's like legendary. - You're an idiot. 674 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,899 Hey, you know what, ladies? Why don't I... 675 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:46,731 Come on. I'll walk you out. No, we're gonna go this way, bea. 676 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:50,902 - Oh my gosh! - Holy crap. - Dildo lunch? 677 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:54,656 Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by llewellyn. 678 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:59,324 Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just great style, like this one. 679 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,251 - Oh. Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, grandma. 680 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:07,419 Hey, bea. You know, you guys should probably go to bed early. 681 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:10,130 - You have a busy day tomorrow. - What do you mean? 682 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,135 - I don't have any plans. - No. 683 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:17,642 I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to antiques roadshow. 684 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:21,187 Oh! Alex, you're an angel. 685 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:27,273 Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose. 686 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:29,687 Pamela mills here in Van nuys 687 00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:33,942 where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood. 688 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:37,153 Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion? 689 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:39,117 This shit is fuckin' crazy. 690 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,041 I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. 691 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:44,205 I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard. 692 00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:47,580 So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out. 693 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:51,755 I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! 694 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:54,337 You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. 695 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:55,675 Yes, that's right. 696 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:59,216 We need our beauty sleep because we have to get a lot of things appraised. 697 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:01,181 Come on, bea. Come on. 698 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:05,189 It was starin'right at me. I almost shit my fuckin' pants. 699 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,308 So I ran inside and called the 5-0. 700 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:09,276 Good night, ladies. 701 00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:13,943 Time to get some levels done. 702 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,300 Okay. All right. 703 00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:36,712 Maybe we can just divide up the levels and just do them right now. 704 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,636 There's no time. We're screwed. 705 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:43,223 Are we gonna get fired? 706 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,930 I mean, you might. We won't. 707 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,061 Boy, I hope I do. 708 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,481 I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young. 709 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:58,902 Easy, Kane. He'll be here. You guys, relax. Have faith. 710 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:01,491 Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here. 711 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:04,664 Gentlemen, levels 10 through 15, all done. 712 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:07,167 - Oh, my god. - I told you. 713 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:10,205 All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush? 714 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,959 Still think I should die. 715 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,681 Thank you. Thank you. 716 00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,397 Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll. 717 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:35,567 Samantha, what's the latest? 718 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:40,027 Well, Mr. cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs 719 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:43,867 but we have detailed instructions on how to fix 'em. We're back on schedule. 720 00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:48,501 Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Great energy. Great energy. 721 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:56,008 I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. 722 00:50:57,555 --> 00:51:00,342 And then I dove into the ocean 723 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,678 and I swam with the dolphins. 724 00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:12,150 I was two animals joined as one which meant good things are coming. 725 00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:14,063 Good things. 726 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:20,362 Samantha, why don't you take the guys out for dinner tonight, on brainasium. 727 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,359 Uh, sure. 728 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:26,409 - Yeah, Samantha. Take us out. - Yeah, let's fuckin' rage! 729 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,126 Rage? 730 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:32,287 You know, Mr. cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about. 731 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:36,999 Oh, okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want. 732 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:39,843 Good things are coming. Good things. 733 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,678 - Hey, Samantha. - Hey. 734 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:53,141 Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight. 735 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:55,650 I just got the new season of Buffy on DVD 736 00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:59,530 and I'm gonna kick it in my crib and watch the bonus features. 737 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:02,491 Wow. I didn't even know that that came out. 738 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:05,361 It hasn't yet. I know people. 739 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:09,916 Cool. Well, you have a long night ahead of you. 740 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,373 - If you want me to come, I totally will. - It's all right, don't worry about it. 741 00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:16,084 Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably. 742 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:20,467 You know, actually, I'm really tired so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late. 743 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:22,343 But I will definitely see you on Monday. 744 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:30,103 Listen, I realize that it must be really intimidating to talk to me, you know. 745 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:33,389 But underneath this genius... 746 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:38,982 I'm simply a human, you know? But I'm working on that. 747 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,233 - J.p.? - Yeah? 748 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:42,944 - I have to go. - Okay. 749 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,372 Drive safe. 750 00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:59,165 I have chosen our very best table for your party. 751 00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:00,082 Oh, thank you. 752 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:02,091 You're welcome. This is our Harmony table. 753 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:04,131 Thank you. 754 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,182 Take a look, please, at our very exclusive vitamin water list. 755 00:53:09,228 --> 00:53:12,436 - Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. - Enjoy the Harmony. 756 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,684 This is where we get to have our big dinner, huh? 757 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:21,149 - Mr. cheezle picked it. - There's a shocker. 758 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:25,737 - This menu sucks. - The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe? 759 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,367 Do they even have alcohol? 760 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:31,156 Actually, we don't serve alcohol. Bummer, I know. 761 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,917 But this must be your first time here at our lady health. 762 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:38,420 I'm shylo. I'll be your waiter all day. 763 00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:41,123 I'm sorry. Did you say your name was shylo? 764 00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:43,292 - Yeah, shylo. - That's weird. 765 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:45,218 - Jeff. - What? It's weird. 766 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:46,845 - He meant gay. - Stop it. 767 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,972 No alcohol? This place sucks. 768 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,973 Hey, fella. Give it a chance. 769 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:54,477 We do serve shots of wheatgrass. 770 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:57,102 That's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit. 771 00:53:57,151 --> 00:54:00,689 Excuse me, sir. What do you recommend for appetizers? 772 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,814 You know what everyone's buzzing about is the bean sprout quesadilla. 773 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,571 You know what? There's a Tommy burger right down the street. 774 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,597 - Let's just do that, you guys. - That sounds good. 775 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:11,031 Look, guys. Come on. 776 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:15,370 I know the food's a little different here but it's actually good and good for you. 777 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,785 We don't serve it with any grease or fat. 778 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,213 If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat? 779 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:24,174 Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in the plant? 780 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:31,010 Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass. 781 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:35,018 You guys think you're so fucking cool. It makes me sick! 782 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:39,477 "Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle." We're not hurting anyone. 783 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:43,360 Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick. 784 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:48,361 Aw, someone missed their yoga class this morning. Come on. Let's go. 785 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:53,363 - Nice Karma, "guy-blow." - You said it wrong, stupid. It's shylo. 786 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:58,871 - We're really sorry, sir. - You were sweet. 787 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:01,749 Thank you, Lilly. 788 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:05,758 I still can't believe they appraised that footstool at $200, though. 789 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:09,170 I know. Who would have thought that was early victorian? 790 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:11,759 I wanted to win some money. 791 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:16,351 I tried to tell you that was an old piece of dried dog poop but you didn't wanna believe me. 792 00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:18,182 Poop-poop-pi-doop. 793 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:22,854 Hey. This tea has quite a kick. What is it? 794 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:26,979 I'm not sure. I found this in one of Sophie's old tins 795 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:31,283 and I just thought it would be nice to do it in her memory. 796 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:33,485 Here's to you, Sophie. 797 00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:47,458 Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning! 798 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,381 - I'm winning! Please! Call it! - Merry Christmas. 799 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:54,511 - Please! - I can't breathe! It's not a joke! 800 00:55:55,143 --> 00:55:59,227 There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game. 801 00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:01,225 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 802 00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:04,058 You know, while other girls growing up were playing with Barbies 803 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:06,397 I was beatin' my brothers at "super Mario". 804 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:08,983 Ooh, "super Mario". Nice name-drop. 805 00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:14,447 - How long have you been a tester? - Like 10 years? 806 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:17,788 - Wow. - I used to be an accountant. 807 00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:21,242 Then I woke up one day and realized I was miserable. 808 00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:23,832 So I walked into my boss's office and I said, "dad, I quit." 809 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,580 "Dad." nice name-drop. 810 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,295 At the end of the day, you have to do what you're passionate about. 811 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:30,918 Exactly. 812 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:33,257 Plus, you can't get stoned and be an accountant. 813 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:36,344 Make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired. 814 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:37,807 It's like... 815 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:41,390 Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? I have to use the bathroom. 816 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,102 We are not goin' to my grandma's house. Go pee in the alley. 817 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:46,770 - I have to pee out of my ass. - Oh, man. 818 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:50,317 You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I should get going anyway. 819 00:56:50,365 --> 00:56:53,528 No, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around the corner. We can totally go. 820 00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:55,366 It's an emergency. 821 00:56:56,914 --> 00:57:00,406 Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet. 822 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,160 Think I hear voices. 823 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,581 - Is that Spanish? - Numero dos. Andale. 824 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:28,893 Hey, grandma. 825 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:34,361 I don't understand what these people are saying. 826 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:40,070 Chi-chi zapata. 827 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,990 Chi-chi choochy loco-co. 828 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:49,455 I didn't know you were bringin' people. I would have trimmed my antlers. 829 00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:02,139 - Your grandma's hilarious. - Yeah, she's not normally like this. 830 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:04,345 Is that beer? Can I have one? 831 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,514 Here, you can have all of them. Where's the bathroom? 832 00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:08,477 It's upstairs, to the left. 833 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:10,983 Oh, I love that music. 834 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,987 - Come here, cutie. - Oh, hey. 835 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,192 Ow, my face. 836 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,113 Hey, grandma? 837 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:26,037 Do you think maybe I could talk to you in the kitchen for a second? 838 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:29,044 - Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer. - Okay. 839 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:31,379 Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen? 840 00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:32,710 Okay, honey. 841 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:34,628 Here's a pill. 842 00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:40,552 Grandma, why aren't you in bed? 843 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:48,055 Oops. Oh, excuse me. 844 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:53,685 Well, we were getting... 845 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:59,195 We were getting ready for bed and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea. 846 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:03,620 - What tea? - Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser. 847 00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:08,413 Oh, we thought it would be nice to drink it in memory of Sophie. 848 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,748 I can hear my hair growing. 849 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,508 You want some soup? 850 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,587 I'm okay, grandma. 851 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:26,973 - My grandma drank all my pot. - That is great. 852 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:31,349 I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many people get to say that in their lifetime? 853 00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,938 - Do you have any more pot? - No. 854 00:59:33,987 --> 00:59:36,353 I could definitely smoke a joint right now. 855 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,567 - Really? - Yeah. 856 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:43,451 - Call that weirdo Dante. - Yeah, call him. 857 00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:46,120 Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix. 858 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:50,334 It's cool if I invited some of my friends from the crazy beaver, right? 859 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:54,546 Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver. 860 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,799 There's no trouble, bro. They're people, just like you and me. 861 00:59:57,886 --> 01:00:00,172 Now hit this joint and have some fun. 862 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,505 This isn't the "I think I'm a deer" shit, is it? 863 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:06,265 No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. 864 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:11,722 - Why is it Frankenstein? - 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this. 865 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,692 Need food. 866 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,946 Look, I'm the cookie monster. 867 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,619 What's up, homey? 868 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,414 Peanut butter. 869 01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:38,214 I love madame kamay. 870 01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:54,185 Let's just say I learned a lot about owning a lion. 871 01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:56,896 He learned better not own one. 872 01:00:56,945 --> 01:01:00,938 - Nice english words, Dr. shakalu. - Thank "boo". 873 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:06,451 Hey, Dante. My girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday. 874 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:08,236 - Really? - Yeah. 875 01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:12,203 By "girlfriend", do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night? 876 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,836 Yeah. Yeah. 877 01:01:16,882 --> 01:01:19,999 Hey, man. Lookin' back, maybe that lion was a bad idea. 878 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:22,630 That's why Dr. shakalu's hookin' me up with a monkey. 879 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,510 I'm gonna teach it taekwondo. 880 01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:32,102 Yeah, a karate monkey. You know, that's probably safer. 881 01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:34,058 Yeah. It makes sense. 882 01:01:34,149 --> 01:01:37,391 - Who wants some cereal? - Yeah! 883 01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:40,067 Colonel crackers is the best! 884 01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:44,156 Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us. 885 01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:46,024 I think he's so cute. 886 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:49,619 Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. 887 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:53,577 Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper? 888 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,458 The colonel. Here, honey. 889 01:01:56,671 --> 01:01:58,411 Sucks to be you, nerd. 890 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,174 Hey, has anybody got a light? I found some weed. 891 01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:05,464 - Oh, I do. - I wanna smoke it. 892 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:08,802 - It'll be fun. - What is this? 893 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,142 It's j.P.'S phone number. 894 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:15,429 - Lucky you. - You guys heard him talk like a robot? 895 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,598 He's a fucking psycho. 896 01:02:17,651 --> 01:02:19,983 Hey, we gotta prank call him. Let's prank call him. 897 01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:21,859 - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes. 898 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,069 Stupid polygon. 899 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:27,031 Debug! I tried that. 900 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:30,201 Graphic meter! No, that's not it. 901 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,037 Shit! This is not working. 902 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,785 You'll never finish. This game is falling apart. 903 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:40,624 No, it's not. Shut up. 904 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,169 You're letting everyone down. No, I'm not. 905 01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:47,427 I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be the best thing that anyone has ever seen. 906 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:50,012 Delusional thoughts from fantasy island. 907 01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:53,175 You'll never get metal legs. Samantha is fucking Alex. 908 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:54,680 No, she's not! 909 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,035 Oh, my god. 910 01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:24,039 Hey, look how young and cute you are. 911 01:03:24,092 --> 01:03:28,176 - Hey. Oh, my god. - Baby want some milk? 912 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:31,133 Baby loves milk. 913 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:33,423 Oh, my god. 914 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,185 Yeah, suck those jugs, kid! 915 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:50,653 They're so good. 916 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,244 - Oh, kick to the head. - Yeah! 917 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,199 - There we go. There we go. - What is that little baby move? 918 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:02,710 You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce. 919 01:04:02,756 --> 01:04:06,248 Oh, no. That's okay. But you know what? I think the bikers want some in the dining room. 920 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:07,507 Okay, honey. 921 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,464 Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this. 922 01:04:10,513 --> 01:04:13,630 X, y, x. Back-breaker! Oh, you're dead! I killed you! 923 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:17,767 So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? 924 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:20,054 I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down: 925 01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:26,523 World war I, world war il, the automobile, Tupac. I mean... 926 01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:30,359 I once gave Charlie chaplin a hand job. 927 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:34,906 No way! Was he silent? 928 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:38,704 Not after I was done with him. 929 01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:45,166 Oh, you're so cute. You remind me of Charlie. 930 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,331 You little tramp, you. 931 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:56,014 Cabo wabo shots. You're up first, Samantha. 932 01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:01,720 I don't think so. Tequila really messes me up. 933 01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:03,764 It's supposed to. Come on. 934 01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:07,609 Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna do it and that's one more thing I beat you at. 935 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,645 Oh, you asshole! 936 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:12,439 All right. Pour me one. You know what? Pour me two. 937 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:15,404 I feel like Tom Cruise in cocktail. 938 01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:19,075 Hey, you don't really have to do two. I was just kidding. 939 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:21,536 What's the matter, Nana's boy? Can't hang? 940 01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:27,541 Wow. 941 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:32,300 Someone ass getting laid tonight. 942 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,892 Doctor, we're not in the rain forest, man. 943 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:50,398 My beef strong. 944 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:52,695 Your beef wrong. 945 01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:56,907 And here I am with abbott and costello. 946 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,490 Wow. Which one did you nail? 947 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,073 One? Try both. 948 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,535 You were a dirty old whore. 949 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:09,746 What do you mean, were? 950 01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,172 Yes. 951 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:34,396 I wanna sing. 952 01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,781 What? You're too wasted to sing. 953 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:40,410 Whatever. Like there's such a thing as too wasted. 954 01:06:41,623 --> 01:06:42,703 Sorry. 955 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:48,140 I fucking love this girl! 956 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:50,973 Yo, Frankenstein! 957 01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:16,963 Oh. 958 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,386 Oh. 959 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:26,099 Did I hallucinate a party last night? 960 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:29,560 That is adorable. Look at the little cowboy hat. 961 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:32,813 Morning. 962 01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:35,566 Well, you must have been off duty last night, sheriff. 963 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:39,862 Great, old pictures, 'cause you know, for a minute I thought it might be something embarrassing. 964 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:44,071 - What Halloween was that? - No, that wasn't Halloween. 965 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:48,079 - That was his first day at high school. - Oh. Are those leopard spandex? 966 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,741 Look. You can see his pee-pee. 967 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:55,416 Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned. 968 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,206 Oh, look here. Look at this report card. 969 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:02,043 Let's see. All a's. Impressive. 970 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,094 I'm a genius. What can I say? 971 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:06,138 Well, you were up till high school. 972 01:09:06,184 --> 01:09:09,847 Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused. I guess it was just puberty. 973 01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:12,311 Yeah. It was definitely puberty. 974 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,601 Oh, look at here. 975 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:18,025 Here's Alex's grandfather holding baby Alex. 976 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:21,733 It was 10 years last month. 977 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:23,773 I'm so sorry. 978 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:31,073 That's why I like Alex to be in the house because it makes me feel closer to him. 979 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:34,542 He loved you so much. 980 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:38,963 And I loved him, and I love you, and I love being your roomie. 981 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,924 You would have loved my grandfather. 982 01:09:41,969 --> 01:09:44,836 He was the coolest. He would have had a beer or two with us last night. 983 01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,595 He would have had 20. 984 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,423 No, he had a problem. 985 01:09:48,476 --> 01:09:50,592 He would have definitely fit in with that crowd then. 986 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:54,934 We had such fun last night. I've gotta get the name of that tea. 987 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,061 Oh, my gosh. It's already noon. 988 01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,978 I should probably get going. Alex, could you give me a ride? 989 01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:03,567 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - It was such a pleasure. 990 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:06,483 - Thank you for showing me all the photos. - Come any time, sweetheart. 991 01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:08,488 - I've got four more boxes. - Okay. 992 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:10,786 - Okay. - Bye-bye. 993 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,621 - See you later, grandma. - Okay. 994 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:24,755 Hey Barry, I think it's time for you and the milk maid to go home. 995 01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:25,919 Okay, Alex. 996 01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,634 Yeah. West west, yo. 997 01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:39,607 Grace, I have a confession to make. 998 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:45,275 You were my first. 999 01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:47,615 Really? 1000 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,656 Oh, that's sweet. 1001 01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:55,198 Let's see. You were my... 1002 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:59,210 I don't know. 3,000 something. 1003 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:04,464 Word up. 1004 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:15,851 I should have worn a condom. 1005 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:21,269 Nice place. 1006 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:23,893 I've never met anyone with 300 roommates. 1007 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:27,484 Yeah, it gets messy, but I've got 50 housekeepers, so... 1008 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:28,773 That helps. 1009 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:32,493 - This is my room. - Here we are. 1010 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:33,907 Yep. 1011 01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:39,867 Thanks. 1012 01:11:40,588 --> 01:11:44,331 So I will see you on Monday. 1013 01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:46,465 See you on Monday. 1014 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:50,385 - Thanks for the ride. - You're welcome. 1015 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,304 Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket. 1016 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:06,811 Hey, I forgot my... 1017 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,658 Wow. I just came back to get my parking ticket. 1018 01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:21,041 - Yeah, I know. Here. - What if I had been the bellboy? 1019 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:23,169 I was kinda hopin' you were. 1020 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,338 - I'll see you at work. - I'll be there. 1021 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,635 I'll be the older gentleman. 1022 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:38,100 I am a genius. 1023 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:46,852 Samantha, you will be mine, mine. 1024 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:52,278 Must ingest more fuel. 1025 01:13:11,971 --> 01:13:13,836 When did I get a message? 1026 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,345 You have one new message. 1027 01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:23,183 Hey, j.P., you fuckin' freak. We're partyin'. Where are you at? 1028 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,473 I'll chirp you later. Here's Sam. 1029 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:30,191 What do I... hey, j.P.! We celebrated the game tonight... Jeff, stop it. 1030 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,195 Give me the phone. My name is j.P. 1031 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:35,199 I'm a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina. 1032 01:13:36,537 --> 01:13:38,493 I am not amused. 1033 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,915 Yes, that's correct. She gave Charlie chaplin a hand job. 1034 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:49,167 Yeah. Next question. Right here. 1035 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:52,216 Do you think that she invented the hand job? 1036 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,214 Ooh. No, I don't. 1037 01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:58,181 But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job. 1038 01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:00,508 Yeah. She was a pioneer. 1039 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,056 For 13 hours. 1040 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:12,187 Okay. That's enough. Thank you. 1041 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:17,908 Jeff, sounded like quite a fun party Friday. 1042 01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:19,117 What do you mean? 1043 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:22,121 I got the hilarious message that you and Alex left. 1044 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:25,075 Almost as hilarious as your face. 1045 01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:29,670 Look, we were just kidding, j.P. Don't be mad at us. 1046 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:33,291 So where's Alex? 1047 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:36,086 What, did he take the day off and die of old age? 1048 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,842 - No, he went to lunch with Samantha. - What? 1049 01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:51,309 So, who wants to hear about my s.T.D. From the silent film era? 1050 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:55,321 Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression. 1051 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,194 Do you want any snacks, Alex? 1052 01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:03,404 Oh. No, thanks, grandma. I'm fine. 1053 01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:12,371 - Could you get that please, dear? - Sure thing, grandma. 1054 01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:16,338 - Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex. - I can only hope, grace. 1055 01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:24,888 - What the fuck are you doin' here? - I need to speak with you, Alex. 1056 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:34,144 It's just that the phone message really bummed me out. 1057 01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:37,655 I can't help it that I'm different. 1058 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:44,412 I just want you guys to like me and you look at me like I'm a freak. 1059 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:52,003 J.p., I gotta be honest. The robot voice does not help your cause. 1060 01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:56,833 I know. I do it when I get nervous. 1061 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,591 Look, nobody hates you, okay? 1062 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:04,006 I'm gonna talk to Jeff and the other guys and we'll all go hang out one night. 1063 01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:07,552 - And Samantha? - And Samantha. 1064 01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:12,565 Really? That'll be awesome. Thanks, Alex. 1065 01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:15,768 Hey, everyone at brainasium totally respects you. 1066 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:19,154 I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid. 1067 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,065 You're a fuckin' legend, man. 1068 01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:24,781 I know. I am pretty amazing. 1069 01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:33,331 - What's that? - Oh, that's nothing. 1070 01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:35,500 It's... well... 1071 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:40,217 It's this game I've been designing in my spare time 1072 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:42,378 for the last couple of years. 1073 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:45,465 Wow. This 3-d mapping is so smooth. 1074 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,432 - Yeah. - Did you design it by yourself? 1075 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:50,185 - Yeah. Yeah. - There's no clipping at all. 1076 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:53,189 - Who did the programming? - I did that too. 1077 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:57,814 Hey, what can I say? I'm a 35-year-old prodigy. 1078 01:16:57,863 --> 01:17:01,196 Thirty-five-prodi... 1079 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,740 The collision detection's excellent on this. 1080 01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,949 Hey, you know what? I could take this home for you 1081 01:17:06,997 --> 01:17:09,704 and maybe give you some notes on it or something. 1082 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:14,578 You know, that's something a normal person or a friend would do, right? 1083 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:18,088 Yeah, actually. That would be really cool. 1084 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,876 The lighting effects are really realistic. 1085 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,718 Here. Just... 1086 01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:28,049 Do me a favor, all right? Don't be too critical. I'm not a genius. 1087 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:32,220 - I'm a genius. - Yeah, I know you are. 1088 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:36,815 And also, dude, I haven't told any of the guys at work about this. 1089 01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:39,273 It's kind of a secret. 1090 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:43,030 So just be careful with that disk and don't tell anyone. 1091 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:46,367 Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name. 1092 01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:49,449 Actually, it's not. It's Philip. 1093 01:17:57,882 --> 01:18:00,669 - Doctor, hand me a baggie, please? - Here go. 1094 01:18:00,801 --> 01:18:02,007 Thanks, pal. 1095 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:06,178 This guy's not gonna rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me, is he? 1096 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,885 No. This is Mr. Lee ho. 1097 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,016 He's teaching me and monkey taekwondo. 1098 01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:15,472 I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner. 1099 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:18,937 Monkey sucker punch! 1100 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:22,612 - That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now? 1101 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,817 He's upstairs, puttin' his nunchakus away. 1102 01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:27,366 Yo, that party was off the hook, kid. 1103 01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:30,153 Your girl can drink her fuckin' face off. 1104 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:34,577 Shut up, monkey! I got company, dude. 1105 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:39,954 Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee ho to go make the monkey be quiet? 1106 01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:41,007 Yes, sir. 1107 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:09,905 - Lee ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese. - Yeah, I can see that. 1108 01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:16,574 What the fuck? 1109 01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:19,497 Mr. Lee ho? 1110 01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:25,124 Monkey? 1111 01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:34,558 - Oh, shit! - Monkey, please stop! 1112 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:38,937 You have to cup your arm at the bottom tightly and then release slowly like this. 1113 01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:40,098 Watch. 1114 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:43,688 Try it. 1115 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,855 Dude, I can't do it. 1116 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:50,991 Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it. 1117 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,906 Don't tell me your grandma beats you. 1118 01:19:58,085 --> 01:20:01,452 That's more believable than what actually happened. 1119 01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:03,753 So, what's this big meeting about? 1120 01:20:04,425 --> 01:20:06,165 I think it's about farting. 1121 01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:13,180 Gentlemen, Samantha... 1122 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:17,351 Last night I received a rough copy of j.P.'S new game 1123 01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:20,684 and let me just say that it invaded my mind with such force, 1124 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:24,684 I thought I was going to explode into the atmosphere. 1125 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,776 It really is amazing. 1126 01:20:27,281 --> 01:20:29,943 Yes. If you turn your attention to the monitor, 1127 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:32,116 I'll give you a glimpse of the future. 1128 01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:35,282 Prepare your minds for "demonik". 1129 01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:36,706 What? 1130 01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:42,209 - This is my game. - Shh. I wanna watch. 1131 01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:47,541 Hey, no. No. Stop, please. This is my game. 1132 01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:49,966 What are you saying, Alex? 1133 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:52,378 I've been developing this game for over three years. 1134 01:20:52,431 --> 01:20:55,764 What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' on this game all year. 1135 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:57,140 You know that, Mr. cheezle. 1136 01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:58,426 Okay, that's bullshit. 1137 01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:01,937 Robo-bitch came over to my house last night. I showed him this game. 1138 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:04,724 He said he was gonna give me some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it. 1139 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:06,775 Do you have another copy of the game? 1140 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,231 No. 1141 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,271 Oh, well. That's convenient. 1142 01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:12,452 Why didn't you tell me you were designing a game? 1143 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:15,200 I don't know. I was self-conscious about it. 1144 01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:18,578 Oh, how cute. He's just trying to get into your pants. 1145 01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:22,742 Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot head right off of that skinny fuckin' body. 1146 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,291 Wait, Alex. You're really clouding the energy in this room right now. 1147 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:28,706 Is there any way that you can prove that this is your game? 1148 01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:31,000 - Challenge him, dude. - Yeah! 1149 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:34,136 What's that gonna prove, Jeff? He probably stole the game from me 1150 01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:36,422 copied it and learned all the moves in one night. 1151 01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:39,182 - Mr. cheezle, this is sad. - Okay. That's it! 1152 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,468 Whoal 1153 01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:43,054 wow, Alex. 1154 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:47,729 Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come back tomorrow and apologize to j.P. I'm sorry. 1155 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:50,770 Apologize? I been bustin' my ass on this game! 1156 01:21:50,823 --> 01:21:53,360 Okay. Now your energy is really scarin' me. 1157 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:55,650 You know what? Fuck energy. Fuck j.P.! 1158 01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:58,619 Fuck brainasium. Fuck all of you. I quit. 1159 01:21:58,664 --> 01:21:59,870 Wait! Alex! 1160 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:03,157 Let him go. Let him go. Let him find his center and realign his chi. 1161 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:08,203 That's right, monkey. Play my head. 1162 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:13,255 I want you to take the "Frankenstein shit", 1163 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:16,636 the "deer shit", the "green monster", the "bling" and the "bling-bling" 1164 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:19,014 and I want you to roll it all into one joint. 1165 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:21,596 No one's ever been brave enough to try that. 1166 01:22:22,104 --> 01:22:24,140 One man is. Roll it. 1167 01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:29,691 I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck. 1168 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,027 Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here? 1169 01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:42,162 Hi, Samantha. No, honey. He should be at work. 1170 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:44,038 But why? Is there something wrong? 1171 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:48,248 No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an argument at work over this video game, and... 1172 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:51,755 - Alex's game, "demonik"? - Yeah. Do you know it? 1173 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,253 Of course. I love it. 1174 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:58,922 I'm almost at the final checking point except I have to deal with those zombies. 1175 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,839 They keep biting my neck. 1176 01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:03,387 - Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor? - Sure. 1177 01:23:05,772 --> 01:23:10,732 I'm videotapin' this for scientific research. This shit will be on the discovery channel. 1178 01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:23,992 Don't judge me, monkey. 1179 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:33,463 I just don't understand it. Why would anybody do that, try to steal that from him? 1180 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:34,986 I don't know, Lilly, but he's not gonna... 1181 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,752 Keep tryin', guys. Backstreet for life. Oh, hey. 1182 01:23:37,804 --> 01:23:39,510 Hey, Jeff. Can you find Alex? 1183 01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:42,423 I'm gonna take his grandmother to cheezle's office and get this mess figured out. 1184 01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:44,720 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally. - Thank you. 1185 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:48,179 - Hello, Jeffrey. - What's up, silver fox? 1186 01:23:48,398 --> 01:23:50,354 Why are you so sweaty? 1187 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,642 Oh, I started a fight club. 1188 01:23:53,153 --> 01:23:54,814 Yeah. So, where's Alex? 1189 01:23:55,197 --> 01:23:57,279 We don't know. Nobody can find him. 1190 01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,406 I know where he is. Come on, babe. 1191 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,455 You got skills. 1192 01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:18,258 What is that ringing? 1193 01:24:19,930 --> 01:24:21,295 Do I have a tumor? 1194 01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:24,348 Oh. Hello? 1195 01:24:24,643 --> 01:24:27,430 - Hey, Dante. Is Alex there? - Hold on. 1196 01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:30,103 The phone's for you. I think it's the devil. 1197 01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:36,568 - Hello? - Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work. 1198 01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:40,113 I quit there fuckin' months ago, man. 1199 01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:43,533 - How baked are you right now? - Who is this? 1200 01:24:46,957 --> 01:24:48,572 Is this Marv Albert? 1201 01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:54,165 God, you're torched. Okay, look. There's an emergency. 1202 01:24:54,214 --> 01:24:56,796 J.p. Revealed himself to be an actual robot 1203 01:24:56,842 --> 01:24:59,696 and he kidnapped your grandma, and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head. 1204 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,553 My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there. 1205 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:05,138 He's on his way. 1206 01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:08,641 - How much time to we have? - Enough time to 69. 1207 01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:12,768 - Oh. Just like Don knotts. - Oh. Hello, mayberry. 1208 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:15,520 You gotta give me a ride. 1209 01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:18,776 I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house. 1210 01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:26,326 Drive, monkey! Drive! 1211 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,290 I love what you did with the bit-mapping. 1212 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:37,251 Very stylish, very aggressive, very, very miyamoto. 1213 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:40,382 Right. That's what I was going for. 1214 01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:44,173 - Excuse me, Mr. cheezle? - Yes, Samantha? 1215 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:48,007 - I have proof that j.P. Stole Alex's game. - What proof? 1216 01:25:56,943 --> 01:25:59,525 I can't believe this stupidity! 1217 01:25:59,571 --> 01:26:02,187 You actually want me to play a 90-year-old woman? 1218 01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:03,605 Ninety? 1219 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,491 Grandma, what are you doin' here? 1220 01:26:06,536 --> 01:26:10,074 I'm tryin' to show these people that you are not a liar. 1221 01:26:10,123 --> 01:26:12,535 Okay, let's go. Let's start the game. 1222 01:26:12,584 --> 01:26:14,870 All your attention on the monitors, everybody. 1223 01:26:17,798 --> 01:26:19,208 Here I come to get ya. 1224 01:26:20,842 --> 01:26:23,174 - Get him! - There he is. Okay, okay. 1225 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:28,342 Come on! 1226 01:26:31,978 --> 01:26:33,013 - Yes! - Come on! 1227 01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:34,977 How about that? 1228 01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:39,149 Fireball! Fireball! 1229 01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:41,643 Take this level 2 lightning. 1230 01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,984 That's not good. Don't worry. You're fine. 1231 01:26:45,283 --> 01:26:46,864 Take a little bit of the plague. 1232 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,659 Come on, grandma. Get up. 1233 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:56,166 - Come on honey. - Come on. Get up. Recover. 1234 01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:58,793 Hey, it's 4:00. "Murder, she wrote" is on. 1235 01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:03,169 - Jerk! - Get him, Lilly. Get him! 1236 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:07,715 Don't forget I'm a prodigy. 1237 01:27:18,567 --> 01:27:22,025 And don't forget it's my grandson's game. 1238 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,896 I will taste your flesh! 1239 01:27:38,378 --> 01:27:39,959 Yeah, grandma! 1240 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:43,705 - You guys, stop. - That's right, grandma. 1241 01:27:44,301 --> 01:27:46,292 I am so sorry I didn't believe you, Alex. 1242 01:27:46,553 --> 01:27:48,134 You know, I had a dream last night. 1243 01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:54,016 I was a snake slithering through the grass until I came upon a dead elk. 1244 01:27:55,228 --> 01:28:00,939 And I climbed into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning. 1245 01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:06,729 Which meant that I will underestimate someone very close to me. 1246 01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:10,532 Wow! Where do you get your weed? 1247 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:12,776 From you, Dante. 1248 01:28:13,455 --> 01:28:16,663 Oh, yeah! What's up, Mr. cheezle? 1249 01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:19,665 Okay, j.P., let's go. 1250 01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,373 We'll have your mom come and pick you up. 1251 01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:27,169 Take care, j.P.! 1252 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,464 Please sit on my face. 1253 01:28:32,015 --> 01:28:33,425 That was not appropriate. 1254 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:45,771 To the release of "demonik". 1255 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:47,527 Cheers, thank you. 1256 01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:50,199 Kanpai. 1257 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:51,940 Woo! 1258 01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:54,159 Hey, Dante. We're all toasting. 1259 01:28:54,204 --> 01:28:57,947 Hold up, yo. I've been savin' this weed for a special occasion. 1260 01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:00,950 - What kind is this? - This one's called the brown bomber 1261 01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:04,335 'cause when you smoke it, you get so stoned you shit your pants! 1262 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:08,047 I'm not... I don't wanna do that. 1263 01:29:08,510 --> 01:29:11,798 Yeah, I already shit my pants this month, so I'm good. 1264 01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:13,636 Whatever. 1265 01:29:18,603 --> 01:29:20,139 What the fuck was that? 1266 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:22,850 That's a present Dr. shakalu and I got for Alex. 1267 01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:31,988 Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine. 1268 01:29:34,411 --> 01:29:37,369 Yeah, monkey! Karate chop the elephant!