1
00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,942
Oh, boy.

2
00:00:59,339 --> 00:01:03,201
[ Bell Jingling ]

3
00:01:03,308 --> 00:01:07,105
- [ Man Groaning ]
- [ Punches Landing ]

4
00:01:17,614 --> 00:01:20,134
Fuck! Stop hitting me!

5
00:01:20,238 --> 00:01:22,311
This is like if Tyson
fought an infant.

6
00:01:22,414 --> 00:01:24,357
- [ Groaning ]

7
00:01:24,462 --> 00:01:26,950
I can't wait to punch you in the face
while you're sleeping tonight.

8
00:01:27,055 --> 00:01:29,543
- <i>[ Bell Ringing On TV]</i>

9
00:01:29,646 --> 00:01:34,764
- <i>Saved by the bell.</i>
- Come on, let me get in a bong hit
before round two.

10
00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:41,994
- [ Bell Rings ]
- [ Groaning ]

11
00:01:42,096 --> 00:01:45,326
Hey! Hey!
I spilled the bong! Stop!

12
00:01:45,425 --> 00:01:47,880
<i>[ Laughing ]</i>

13
00:01:53,105 --> 00:01:54,993
- <i>[ Bell Ringing On TV]</i>
- You cheated, you dick.

14
00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:58,833
No, I didn't.
Oh! The bong water reeks.

15
00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:01,865
Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it,
it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass.

16
00:02:06,707 --> 00:02:08,496
What's going on, fellas?

17
00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,630
- What's up?
- How's it going?

18
00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:15,148
Um, who are you and why
are you in my kitchen?

19
00:02:15,252 --> 00:02:18,417
Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us
to pick up your stuff.

20
00:02:20,437 --> 00:02:22,990
It's like Cypress Hill
concert in here.

21
00:02:23,094 --> 00:02:24,981
I don't rent to
those kind of people.

22
00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:28,689
Yuri, what the hell's going on?

23
00:02:28,790 --> 00:02:30,645
[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

24
00:02:30,742 --> 00:02:32,564
- Alex, how are you?
- I'm good.

25
00:02:32,662 --> 00:02:36,525
Hmm. Well, for last six months,
you no pay me rent.

26
00:02:36,631 --> 00:02:39,217
So now, I no longer
let you stay here. Okay?

27
00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,556
All right, my friends, pack up everything,
put on truck, okay?

28
00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:43,728
No, no. That's impossible.
We've never missed a payment.

29
00:02:43,832 --> 00:02:46,253
Every month, I giveJosh
hundreds of dollars of my money...

30
00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,044
and then he writes you
a rent check, right,Josh?

31
00:02:49,144 --> 00:02:52,757
[ Sobbing ]
I love them so much.

32
00:02:52,857 --> 00:02:54,767
You love who?

33
00:02:54,873 --> 00:02:59,129
The girls at Madame Kamay's
Filipino Palace.

34
00:02:59,226 --> 00:03:02,609
You've been spending
our rent money on Filipino hookers?

35
00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:06,195
They're not hookers.
They're massage therapists.

36
00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:08,121
They'll massage
your cock for money.

37
00:03:08,219 --> 00:03:10,838
- There's a word for that. I think it's ''hooker.''
- You're a hooker!

38
00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,176
- <i>[ Box Hitting Floor ]</i>
- <i>Whoa, wait.</i>

39
00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:16,342
Listen, Alex, I make you
special deal, huh?

40
00:03:16,444 --> 00:03:19,892
I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit
you don't want thrown away.

41
00:03:19,997 --> 00:03:23,958
And if you take one extra minute,
I have my two friends...

42
00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:28,436
they take your testicles
and remove them through your anus.

43
00:03:29,821 --> 00:03:32,342
Deal? Nice man.

44
00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,835
Okay, they got one minute
and then you- Okay? [ Foreign Language ]

45
00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:38,555
I'm sorry, Alex.
I-I should have told you.

46
00:03:38,654 --> 00:03:41,022
You can't whack it to Internet porn
like everyone else?

47
00:03:41,118 --> 00:03:42,941
You know I don't have
a credit card.

48
00:03:43,999 --> 00:03:45,821
So where you going?

49
00:03:45,919 --> 00:03:49,051
I'll go to Dante's and see
if he'll let me stay there. What about you?

50
00:03:49,151 --> 00:03:52,218
Madame Kamay said I could stay
at the Palace. [ Chuckling ]

51
00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,873
- You're sick.
- [ Chuckles ] I know.

52
00:03:56,657 --> 00:03:59,407
- Where's the bong?

53
00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,610
You forgot smoking lamp.

54
00:04:04,401 --> 00:04:08,231
I'm sorry.
Was that expensive piece?

55
00:04:08,337 --> 00:04:10,607
That's your fault too.

56
00:04:17,235 --> 00:04:20,813
Yo, Dante, pick up.
Josh is killing me.

57
00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:24,079
Where are you?
I'm sick of talking to your machine.

58
00:04:24,179 --> 00:04:26,546
Why aren't you home? I need you.

59
00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:37,076
- <i>Hey, Alex.</i>

60
00:04:37,173 --> 00:04:39,988
Don't you answer your phone?
I've been calling for half an hour.

61
00:04:40,086 --> 00:04:43,053
Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up
my Christmas tree.

62
00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,198
Dude, it's July.

63
00:04:45,302 --> 00:04:48,564
- Get the fuck out of here. It is?
- Yeah. And, uh...

64
00:04:48,662 --> 00:04:51,216
why are you naked?

65
00:04:51,318 --> 00:04:55,345
Oh, my God.
I am naked! Come on in!

66
00:04:55,448 --> 00:04:58,448
Dude, your ass is
tanner than my face.

67
00:05:01,752 --> 00:05:03,924
That is pure fucking insanity.

68
00:05:04,024 --> 00:05:06,959
Yeah. I know.
He got addicted to hookers.

69
00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:09,586
No, I'm talking about
the guy who threw your bong.

70
00:05:09,689 --> 00:05:12,210
You should never
throw a bong, kid. Ever.

71
00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:17,846
Yeah, well, anyway, I was wondering if maybe
I could crash here for awhile.

72
00:05:17,946 --> 00:05:21,208
Whoa. I don't know, man.
I got a business to run.

73
00:05:21,306 --> 00:05:23,216
This is like my office
as well as my home.

74
00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,811
Plus, the lion comes
in a couple days.

75
00:05:25,915 --> 00:05:28,883
- You're getting a lion?
- <i>Yeah.</i>

76
00:05:28,987 --> 00:05:31,606
- Why?
- To protect my shit.

77
00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:33,977
Never heard of a dog?

78
00:05:34,076 --> 00:05:38,233
Dude, you can get past a dog.
Nobody fucks with a lion.

79
00:05:38,332 --> 00:05:40,984
Yeah, that's true.

80
00:05:41,085 --> 00:05:42,973
So what kind of weed
do you want?

81
00:05:43,069 --> 00:05:47,379
I got the Incredible Hulk, I got
some of the green monster, I got the bling.

82
00:05:47,486 --> 00:05:50,006
Hey! We go through this
every time I come here.

83
00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:53,209
I don't care what it's called.
I just want a bag of fucking weed.

84
00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:56,061
Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't
raise your voice like that when the lion's here.

85
00:05:57,359 --> 00:06:00,393
Yeah. You know what? I got to bail
or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding.

86
00:06:00,495 --> 00:06:02,350
You look like a bag of shit.

87
00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:05,165
You sure you don't wanna borrow
my birthday suit?

88
00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,598
Thanks anyway,
but brown's not my color.

89
00:06:07,696 --> 00:06:09,868
This isn't brown. I'm bronzed.
[ Chuckles ]

90
00:06:14,897 --> 00:06:17,963
So you can't kill the demon
at the end of Level 6?

91
00:06:18,065 --> 00:06:20,072
Do you have the magic arrows?

92
00:06:20,177 --> 00:06:23,439
Easy. Here's what you do.
Hide behind the boulder.

93
00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:27,499
When the demon comes out of the cave,
shoot him three times with the magic arrows.

94
00:06:27,602 --> 00:06:30,319
Then his head will start to spin.
Once that happens...

95
00:06:30,419 --> 00:06:33,354
<i>you jump up on the boulder,</i>
<i>you do a flying downward thrust...</i>

96
00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:35,346
with the Sword of Doom
and that's it.

97
00:06:35,443 --> 00:06:37,996
Level 6 is done. Thank you.

98
00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,140
Thank you. Thank you very much.

99
00:06:40,243 --> 00:06:44,106
- Have I told you today how much I love you?
- Mmm. Hey, Grandma.

100
00:06:44,212 --> 00:06:46,580
- Hi, honey.
- Ooh. You look hot.

101
00:06:46,676 --> 00:06:49,066
Well, I haven't been
out and about for a while...

102
00:06:49,173 --> 00:06:50,996
so I thought
I'd step it up a notch.

103
00:06:51,093 --> 00:06:55,371
- Well, it worked.
- Good. Oh, your father tells me
that you need a place to stay.

104
00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:59,951
- Yeah.
-Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago.

105
00:07:00,054 --> 00:07:02,094
So her room is available
if you need it.

106
00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:05,395
- Oh, where'd Sophie move to?
- Heaven.

107
00:07:05,495 --> 00:07:07,830
Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so-

108
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,749
- Mean and full of hate.
- Yeah.

109
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:13,393
- So you want to move in tonight?
- You know what? That's a really sweet offer...

110
00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:17,522
but unfortunately, I promised my friend Jeff
I'd stay at his house.

111
00:07:35,643 --> 00:07:39,320
- Come in. Hurry up.
- You sure this is okay?

112
00:07:39,419 --> 00:07:42,583
Yeah. It's totally cool.Just keep your voice down.
My roommates are sleeping.

113
00:07:42,684 --> 00:07:45,913
- You mean your parents?
- Yeah, same thing.

114
00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:49,525
- Nice jammies.
- Thanks. They're a present from my roommates.

115
00:07:49,628 --> 00:07:51,516
That's cool.

116
00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,460
Here we go.

117
00:08:03,582 --> 00:08:06,878
- Um, where am I supposed to sleep?
- On the air mattress.

118
00:08:06,974 --> 00:08:09,528
Do you need a stuffed animal?
I have a dog. I think I have a bear.

119
00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:11,453
Yeah, I have a bear.

120
00:08:11,551 --> 00:08:15,031
- What are you, eight?
- At least I have my own bed.

121
00:08:15,135 --> 00:08:20,438
- Your bed is a car.
- Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

122
00:08:20,544 --> 00:08:22,933
My roommates said
they are gonna get me rims for Christmas.

123
00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,685
Or a C.B. radio. I can
talk to other car beds. That'll be hot.

124
00:08:26,785 --> 00:08:30,560
- [ Yawning ]
- Might get a stereo too.

125
00:08:30,657 --> 00:08:33,789
- My sister said I should get an alarm.
- Shut up.

126
00:09:03,621 --> 00:09:06,404
[ Moans ]

127
00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,291
Gross.

128
00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,957
<i>Oh,yeah.</i>

129
00:09:18,055 --> 00:09:22,812
Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle
and it's up for you to find it.

130
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,084
<i>Oh, Lara,you dirty,</i>
<i>dirty adventurer.</i>

131
00:09:26,184 --> 00:09:28,486
Come on. Let's go exploring.

132
00:09:28,585 --> 00:09:30,527
Why don't you explore
my underwear, baby?

133
00:09:30,632 --> 00:09:32,455
<i>Damn,you look good.</i>

134
00:09:32,553 --> 00:09:35,303
What's under the skirt, Lara?

135
00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:37,474
Oh, let's see. Huh?

136
00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:42,280
Ooh, Lara, no panties?
How'd you know I liked it like that?

137
00:09:42,378 --> 00:09:44,201
Oh, yeah. Okay.

138
00:09:44,298 --> 00:09:47,844
- Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go.
- <i>Jeffrey?</i>

139
00:09:47,947 --> 00:09:50,249
- What are you doing up so-
- Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry!

140
00:09:50,347 --> 00:09:54,537
I can't stop coming!
I'm sorry! It feels so good!

141
00:10:00,748 --> 00:10:03,618
I can't believe
you came on my mom.

142
00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:06,954
You might be the biggest pe in the world
right now. What were you thinking?

143
00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:08,909
I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.

144
00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:11,559
So you can't wake me up
to play video games or something?

145
00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:16,070
Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep
in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

146
00:10:16,174 --> 00:10:17,997
I love my turtle.

147
00:10:18,094 --> 00:10:20,004
Anyway, my mom said
you could still stay the night.

148
00:10:20,111 --> 00:10:22,697
Oh, yeah, that's not
an awkward breakfast.

149
00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:25,963
Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go
crash at the office.

150
00:10:26,063 --> 00:10:29,609
- <i>All right, suit yourself.</i>
<i>I'll see you in a couple hours.</i>
- Yeah.

151
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,200
You can keep the doll,
by the way.

152
00:10:32,304 --> 00:10:34,858
Oh, I was planning on that.

153
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,328
Oh! My doll is a whore.

154
00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:13,103
[ Clears Throat ]

155
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,727
Uh, excuse me?

156
00:11:18,998 --> 00:11:21,584
## [ Heavy Metal ]

157
00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:25,004
- [ Turns Off]
- Hi.

158
00:11:25,111 --> 00:11:29,006
Good morning. Um, I'm just looking
for my office.

159
00:11:29,112 --> 00:11:30,705
Are you the new janitor?

160
00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:34,420
No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson.

161
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,936
I'm here to oversee the final stages of production
on ''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''

162
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,561
Oh, hi. I didn't know
anyone new was coming in.

163
00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:45,335
- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers.
- Do you usually sleep here?

164
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:49,744
No. I was working late.
I love work. I love life.

165
00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:51,672
That's good to know.

166
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:56,375
Yeah, um, your office is probably
the empty one down the hall.

167
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:58,930
- Thank you. Alex, there's-
- Yeah?

168
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,480
Brush your teeth.
I'll see you later.

169
00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,490
Thank you.

170
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,708
Yeah.

171
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:15,388
Johnny.

172
00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:18,516
Who the fuck is Johnny?

173
00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:42,399
What's up, Douche Bigalow?
How'd you sleep last night?

174
00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:44,701
Fine, Speed Racer.
What did you do, valet your bed?

175
00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:47,518
Uh, no, but I'll self-park it
in your asshole.

176
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:51,065
- Come on. Let's go to lunch.
- Hey, you remember Lara, don't you?

177
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,650
Yes, I do, and she
already has a cold sore. That's a surprise.

178
00:12:54,754 --> 00:12:57,504
[ Chuckles, Kissing ]

179
00:12:57,603 --> 00:13:01,629
Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle
brought some girl here from New York...

180
00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:03,804
to make sure we finish
''Eternal Death Slayer'' on time.

181
00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:08,348
Yeah, her name's Samantha.
She's really hot. She wants to bang me.

182
00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:12,446
- I'm sure she does. Are you ready?
- Oh, please.

183
00:13:12,548 --> 00:13:15,331
Line up, you fucking nerds.
Who wants a shot at the champ?

184
00:13:16,645 --> 00:13:19,166
Who's going down?

185
00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:21,473
I'm taking the title, old man.

186
00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:24,770
The game... is Frog Bog.

187
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,757
Let's do it.

188
00:13:29,254 --> 00:13:31,873
[ Exhales ]

189
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:38,464
<i>Om.</i>

190
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,706
[ Inhales, Panting ]

191
00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:42,270
- <i>Om.</i>
- [ Clears Throat ]

192
00:13:44,872 --> 00:13:46,945
- Tea?
- Sure.

193
00:13:47,048 --> 00:13:49,863
It's a wonderful
dandelion-nettle blend.

194
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,409
Very cleansing.
Good for new beginnings.

195
00:13:53,513 --> 00:13:56,994
[ Groans ]

196
00:13:58,698 --> 00:14:01,284
So, Samantha, as you know,
our immediate focus...

197
00:14:01,386 --> 00:14:04,037
is the completion of''Eternal Death Slayer 3''
in time for the fall.

198
00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:08,711
We've had an enormous amount
of bugs at this stage, and, quite frankly...

199
00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:11,266
I'm a little more than concerned.

200
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:14,089
''Knife Head IV'' was in a similar situation,
but we met the deadline.

201
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:17,483
''Jump Rope City'' was a total nightmare,
and we figured it out.

202
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,403
That's why I brought you in.

203
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:21,356
To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule...

204
00:14:21,452 --> 00:14:24,486
so we can free up all the testers for
J.P.'s new masterpiece.

205
00:14:24,589 --> 00:14:26,499
Two major titles in one year?

206
00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:29,355
And he's programming
and designing them all by himself?

207
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:31,788
- He must be a genius.
- Well,J.P. is not normal.

208
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:35,236
He created the original
''Eternal Death Slayer'' when he was only 1 3.

209
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,197
He's the definition of a prodigy.

210
00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:39,368
<i>[ Door Opens ]</i>

211
00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:50,696
-J.P.
- Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle.

212
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,597
I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough
with the new game.

213
00:14:54,705 --> 00:14:57,901
- How's it looking?
- It's the future of gaming.

214
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,685
<i>Breathtaking. Care for tea?</i>

215
00:15:00,786 --> 00:15:05,608
No, I'm good.
Uh, I don't believe that we've met.

216
00:15:05,714 --> 00:15:07,569
Oh, this is Samantha Garson.

217
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:11,213
I brought her in from New York to, uh,
be the project manager on E.D.S. 3.

218
00:15:11,315 --> 00:15:14,993
Hi. It's nice to finally meet you.
You have quite a reputation.

219
00:15:15,092 --> 00:15:18,223
- Everything you've heard about me is true.
- [ Exhales ]

220
00:15:18,324 --> 00:15:22,831
So, uh, if you ever need anything,
just please, feel free to call.

221
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:25,005
- I'll give you all my numbers.
- Thanks, I will.

222
00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:26,931
Seriously, anything you need.

223
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:29,899
Say,J.P., why don't you show Samantha around
the office, introduce her to everyone.

224
00:15:30,006 --> 00:15:34,610
Sure. I cou-Yeah.
I'll put my genius on hold for awhile.

225
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:38,737
- After you, my lady.
- [ Giggles ]

226
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,173
<i>Namaste,</i> you guys.

227
00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:45,166
Did the kids in school hound you
for ''Eternal Death Slayer'' tips?

228
00:15:45,272 --> 00:15:48,338
School. [ Giggles ]
I didn't need school.

229
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,150
All I ever cared about were video games,
and they've made me a millionaire.

230
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:54,833
So maybe I don't know
what the Civil War was...

231
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:58,449
or who invented the helicopter,
even though I own one.

232
00:15:58,553 --> 00:16:01,619
But I did beat ''The Legend of Zelda''
before I could walk.

233
00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:03,663
- That's cool.
- Yeah.

234
00:16:03,769 --> 00:16:07,414
I'm thinking of getting metal legs.
It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

235
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:09,336
- <i>[ Shouting ]</i>
- What's in here?

236
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,256
It's just the kids
in their break room.

237
00:16:11,354 --> 00:16:15,216
Or as I call it,
''The Stupid Idiot Room Full ofJerks.''

238
00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:17,265
- Mine's the biggest office-
- Let's check it out.

239
00:16:17,371 --> 00:16:19,640
<i>[ Shouting Continues ]</i>

240
00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:23,860
- Let's go!
- You suck! You suck!

241
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:26,353
<i>[ All Shouting ]</i>

242
00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:30,740
I thought you were
good at this, man.

243
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,978
<i>Oh, flies. I'm a frog.</i>
<i>I'm eating flies. A lot more than you.</i>

244
00:16:38,078 --> 00:16:40,413
<i>[ Man ]</i>

245
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,332
I'm sorry you had to see this.

246
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:46,107
It's all these poor knaves have to
look forward to every day.

247
00:16:49,535 --> 00:16:51,358
[ All Shouting ]

248
00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:54,205
Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!

249
00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:57,151
Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!

250
00:16:57,248 --> 00:17:00,860
- You never had a chance, Timmy.
- I'll get you eventually,
gray bush. Time is on my side.

251
00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:03,295
Hey, at least I have a bush.

252
00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:07,518
- Shit's weak!
- Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that.

253
00:17:07,617 --> 00:17:10,400
No. Congratulations
on having a bush.

254
00:17:10,498 --> 00:17:12,320
How do you two
know each other?

255
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:16,030
I woke him up here this morning.
He fell asleep working late last night.

256
00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:19,197
Yeah, well, that's what old people do.
They fall asleep.

257
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:22,616
- [ Giggles ]
- Wow,J.P., that is a great outfit.

258
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:26,401
How much do clothes cost
in the Matrix?

259
00:17:26,499 --> 00:17:29,664
So funny I forgot to laugh.
[ Giggles ]

260
00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:31,739
Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too.
It's not gray.

261
00:17:31,845 --> 00:17:33,700
- Hey!
- What?

262
00:17:33,797 --> 00:17:35,619
My bush isn't really gray.

263
00:17:35,717 --> 00:17:38,139
- Not according to my mom.
- I thought I told you to
quit talking about that.

264
00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:40,384
- People keep asking me about it.
- Um-

265
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:44,894
I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation,
but I will see you guys later.

266
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,940
Get back to work, testers.

267
00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:50,178
- Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill!
- [ Laughing ]

268
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:54,589
[ Imitating Robot Hydraulics ]

269
00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:56,582
[ Imitating Machine Gun ]

270
00:17:56,679 --> 00:17:58,502
[ Imitating Robot Voice ]
Adios, turd nuggets.

271
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,877
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]

272
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,848
Wow.

273
00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:21,958
Hey, Timmy, any chance I can
crash on your couch tonight?

274
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,961
Why? So you can
jerk off on my mom?

275
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,882
Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy!

276
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,802
What's that?

277
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:34,123
How many people did you tell
about the incident with me and your mom?

278
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,603
Thirteen, maybe. Why?
I didn't know it was a secret.

279
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,392
No, you're right.
Your mom would really appreciate it.

280
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:45,763
- My bad. Sorry.
- It's all right.

281
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,943
So where are you going to
crash tonight?

282
00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:52,269
Um, this, uh- this really cute chick
I've known for a long time...

283
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:54,985
said that I could sleep over
with her and her two crazy girlfriends.

284
00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:56,680
- No way!
- Yep.

285
00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,441
Three chicks and you?

286
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,932
Yeah. I'll call you later
and let you know which bed I end up in.

287
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,356
- Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator.
- Later.

288
00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:11,242
- <i>Hi, honey.</i>
- Hi, Mommy.

289
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,866
- Did you have a good day?
- I did. Did you remember to TiVo <i>SamuraiJack?</i>

290
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,311
I did.

291
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,783
<i>[ Grandma ]</i>
<i>Oh, honey, they work you too hard there.</i>

292
00:19:28,882 --> 00:19:32,745
- <i>That's a long day.</i>
- <i>It's not that tough of a job,</i>
<i>though, Grandma. But thank you.</i>

293
00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:37,424
<i>[ Chuckling ] You are something else.</i>
<i>You must be starving, darling.</i>

294
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,411
Yeah, I could eat.

295
00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:45,357
That's, uh, quite the buffet
you have there.

296
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,468
Thank you, Mr. President.

297
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:52,559
Oh, Grace, you remember
my grandson Alex.

298
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,549
Our new roommate.

299
00:19:57,206 --> 00:20:01,200
- How long you staying?
- Um,just till I find a new apartment.

300
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:03,605
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- No.

301
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,413
- How old are you now?
- I'll be 36 in October.

302
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:10,163
My grandson's gay too.
I'll give you his number.

303
00:20:10,264 --> 00:20:13,526
- I'm not gay, but thank you.
- Denial.

304
00:20:15,161 --> 00:20:18,739
Wow. That Grace sure makes me
feel warm and welcome.

305
00:20:18,841 --> 00:20:22,103
Well, you'd be bitter too
if you had four husbands die on you.

306
00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:25,049
Probably suicides.

307
00:20:25,146 --> 00:20:28,823
- I was just kidding.
- There we go. Here's your din-din.

308
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,728
Oh, watch- It's hot.
Ooh, be careful-

309
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:35,161
Okay, so that's chicken cutlet,
leftover lasagna...

310
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:37,234
some scrambled eggs...

311
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:40,023
some pudding and-
and, oh, wait a minute.

312
00:20:40,124 --> 00:20:42,034
A piece of the wedding cake.

313
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:46,363
- <i>That is awesome, Grandma. Thank you.</i>
- Ah, you're welcome.

314
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,164
Here's your new room, baby.

315
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,270
- Wow, Grandma, this is nice.
- Oh, good.

316
00:20:59,454 --> 00:21:01,691
Hey, uh, Sophie didn't
die in the bed, did she?

317
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,613
- Oh, no.
- Good, good, good.

318
00:21:03,711 --> 00:21:06,580
- No. She fell out of bed and died right here.
- Ew!

319
00:21:06,687 --> 00:21:10,299
Oh, I am so happy
that you're here, honey.

320
00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:15,099
- Thank you so much, again.
- Sweet dreams, darling.

321
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,175
- Oh, thanks.
- Okay.

322
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,128
- See you in the morning.
- You sure will.

323
00:21:20,224 --> 00:21:22,047
<i>[ Door Closes ]</i>

324
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,928
Ew.

325
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:33,147
<i>[ Creaking ]</i>

326
00:21:39,395 --> 00:21:43,007
<i>[ Groaning ]</i>

327
00:21:43,107 --> 00:21:45,496
<i>[ Woman's Voice ]</i>
<i>I died on the floor...</i>

328
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:49,052
<i>and nobody helped me.</i>

329
00:21:49,157 --> 00:21:52,932
You have got to be
fucking shitting me.

330
00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:58,267
<i>Oh, it's so cold</i>
<i>when you're dead.</i>

331
00:21:58,373 --> 00:22:00,196
I swear to God I would
have helped you, Sophie.

332
00:22:00,293 --> 00:22:02,366
Please don't kill me. I would have helped you.
I just wasn't here-

333
00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,837
- Gotcha!
- Oh, my God!

334
00:22:04,934 --> 00:22:06,756
[ Laughing ]

335
00:22:06,854 --> 00:22:10,150
- You scaredy-cat.
- What the hell are you doing, Grandma?

336
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,352
Well, I told you we were
going to have fun.

337
00:22:12,455 --> 00:22:15,040
- Yeah.
- Sweetie?

338
00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:17,860
- Uh-huh?
- Don't curse. You're better than that.

339
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,630
Okay. Fuck!

340
00:22:22,728 --> 00:22:25,511
That's fucking crazy.

341
00:22:25,608 --> 00:22:30,049
- [ Ticking ]
- [ Loud Chiming ]

342
00:22:30,153 --> 00:22:33,950
Oh, God. What is happening?

343
00:22:34,058 --> 00:22:36,546
- [ Chiming Continues ]
- What the-

344
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,379
What? Come on. Stop that.

345
00:22:41,483 --> 00:22:43,719
Why are you doing this to me?

346
00:22:43,819 --> 00:22:46,023
[ Chiming Stops ]

347
00:22:46,123 --> 00:22:49,385
Thank you. Thank you.

348
00:22:49,484 --> 00:22:51,753
Thank you. Thank you.

349
00:22:51,852 --> 00:22:55,082
Oh, rise and shine.

350
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,482
Go take a tinkle and be sure to
wash your hands...

351
00:22:57,580 --> 00:23:00,395
- then come down and have breakfast.
- Okay, Grandma.

352
00:23:05,581 --> 00:23:10,885
Wow! That was a great breakfast.

353
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,194
Grandma, I'm going to go
back to sleep now.

354
00:23:13,295 --> 00:23:15,117
Oh. Well, don't you
have to go to work?

355
00:23:15,215 --> 00:23:17,801
Actually, I don't have to be at work
for another three and a half hours.

356
00:23:17,903 --> 00:23:20,751
Oh, that's wonderful
that you have all this extra time...

357
00:23:20,847 --> 00:23:23,433
because we really could use
your help around the house.

358
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,708
Oh, not a problem.
What do you need me to do?

359
00:23:25,808 --> 00:23:29,158
Mmm,just a few chores.

360
00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:45,643
Here you go, honey.

361
00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:20,404
All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you
to go all the way back...

362
00:24:20,503 --> 00:24:23,504
and recheck,
starting with Level 1 , okay?

363
00:24:23,607 --> 00:24:26,063
Kane, you are gonna
take 1 through 3.

364
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:30,445
- Whatever you need, Samantha.
- Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6.

365
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,073
Yeah, I can do that.
No problem. You're great.

366
00:24:33,177 --> 00:24:36,755
Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9,
so why don't you just stick with those.

367
00:24:36,857 --> 00:24:38,832
Let's do it.

368
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:42,069
The levels, I mean. Not sex.

369
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:44,537
- Sorry.
- <i>All right.</i>

370
00:24:44,634 --> 00:24:47,252
Alex, I need you to
deal with 1 0 through 1 5...

371
00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:50,071
- <i>because those are the real problem levels and</i>-
- [ Farting ]

372
00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:53,170
- [ Chuckling ]
- Is he sleeping?

373
00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:55,130
Yes, and possibly
shitting his pants.

374
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,649
- [ All Laughing ]
- Wake up, dude.

375
00:24:57,755 --> 00:25:00,057
No chores, Grandma!

376
00:25:00,156 --> 00:25:02,873
- Nice rip, Alex.
- [ Chuckling ]

377
00:25:02,972 --> 00:25:05,525
Rip what?

378
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,768
All right, you guys.
Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time.

379
00:25:07,869 --> 00:25:10,738
- Seriously, rip what?
- Why are you so tired?

380
00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:13,049
Uh, maybe 'cause I was
with three chicks last night.

381
00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:15,517
Something you'd know
nothing about.

382
00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:19,640
- [J.P. ] Excuse you.
- Hey, look, it's Bono's brother.

383
00:25:19,742 --> 00:25:21,847
So how'd the loser conference go?

384
00:25:21,951 --> 00:25:24,919
Those losers are gonna make sure
your game releases on time.

385
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:28,057
Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're-
they're the best.

386
00:25:29,535 --> 00:25:32,983
I want to get you a black cobra.

387
00:25:33,088 --> 00:25:35,292
Just to go around the neck.

388
00:25:35,393 --> 00:25:38,688
J.P., I got to stay
on top of these guys.

389
00:25:41,185 --> 00:25:43,640
[ Robot Voice ]
Please get on top of me.

390
00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:53,111
[ Screaming ]

391
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:56,252
<i>Here, honey, I made you</i>
<i>someJell-O with no fruit...</i>

392
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,177
'cause I know how
much you hate it.

393
00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:01,178
And you got cheese and crackers
and some chocolate milk to wash it all down.

394
00:26:01,283 --> 00:26:04,545
- That's great. Thank you.
- Oh, what's this?

395
00:26:04,644 --> 00:26:07,612
<i>[ Alex ]</i>
<i>Mmm, this is a video game I'm making.</i>

396
00:26:07,716 --> 00:26:10,978
- It's kind of like a side project.
- Oh, good for you, honey.

397
00:26:11,076 --> 00:26:14,393
- Hey, you want to play it?
- Well, I don't know.

398
00:26:14,501 --> 00:26:17,371
Okay.

399
00:26:17,478 --> 00:26:19,453
<i>You are so talented.</i>

400
00:26:19,558 --> 00:26:23,104
I remember the birdhouse you
made way back at grade school.

401
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:27,068
This is a little more violent
than the birdhouse. It's called ''Demonik.''

402
00:26:27,175 --> 00:26:31,136
You play a demon who's been summoned
from hell to clean out this meth lab.

403
00:26:31,239 --> 00:26:33,825
Space shuttle.

404
00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:36,481
So... this helps you look around.

405
00:26:36,584 --> 00:26:40,741
This button is to punch.
This is to jump. This is to duck.

406
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,361
<i>This right trigger brings up</i>
<i>your magic spell menu.</i>

407
00:26:43,464 --> 00:26:45,853
And the left trigger lets you
use your magic spells.

408
00:26:45,961 --> 00:26:48,100
H-H-How do you
make him walk?

409
00:26:48,201 --> 00:26:50,144
- Oh, that's this stick right here.
- This here?

410
00:26:50,249 --> 00:26:52,289
<i>[ Alex ] Oh, there you go.</i>
<i>Oh,yeah, walk over here.</i>

411
00:26:52,394 --> 00:26:56,650
Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your
telekinesis power to lift those objects.

412
00:26:56,747 --> 00:26:58,569
I don't see
a telephone anywhere.

413
00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:01,602
- No, no. It's like a mind power.
Hit the red button.
- Red.

414
00:27:01,706 --> 00:27:03,747
Ooh, perfect.

415
00:27:03,851 --> 00:27:06,307
Okay, you know what,
use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall.

416
00:27:06,411 --> 00:27:08,964
- Uh, f-f-fire.
- <i>Yeah,yeah, that's great. That's great.</i>

417
00:27:09,068 --> 00:27:12,385
- Go in there. Go in there.
- <i>Is this a good or a bad guy?</i>

418
00:27:12,492 --> 00:27:14,347
Uh, that's a bad guy.
He's a drug dealer. Kill him.

419
00:27:14,444 --> 00:27:17,543
Oh. Oh, I hate violence.
But, oh, drugs are bad.

420
00:27:17,645 --> 00:27:21,191
- Ooh, nice Death Spike.

421
00:27:21,293 --> 00:27:23,661
Okay, now go in here and use your lightning
to blow up those barrels.

422
00:27:24,782 --> 00:27:27,684
<i>Oh, isn't that pretty?</i>

423
00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:29,700
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is fun.

424
00:27:29,806 --> 00:27:31,879
Hey, wow, you got to
a checkpoint.

425
00:27:31,982 --> 00:27:34,186
- Is that good?
- Yeah.

426
00:27:36,527 --> 00:27:38,349
Well, so that's my game.

427
00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:41,164
And, uh, you know what, I have a little more
work to do, so if you want to just-

428
00:27:41,264 --> 00:27:45,869
Uh-uh. Wait your turn.
I'm on a roll here. Ooh.

429
00:27:45,969 --> 00:27:48,391
Take that, you dirty dopers.

430
00:27:48,496 --> 00:27:53,254
Hey, you know what, Grandma? Um, I actually
have to go see a friend and get some stuff.

431
00:27:53,361 --> 00:27:57,518
So, uh, you keep playing,
and I'll see you later.

432
00:27:57,618 --> 00:28:00,138
- Love you.
- Oh.

433
00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,689
I can't believe there are people in this world
who still don't have cable.

434
00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:19,025
[ Clicking Tongue, Laughing ]

435
00:28:19,124 --> 00:28:21,775
- Dr. Shakalu gets it.
- Yeah, he does.

436
00:28:21,877 --> 00:28:24,016
Anyways, here's a black box
that gets all the channels...

437
00:28:24,117 --> 00:28:26,573
plus pay-per-view
and a bunch of extra wires.

438
00:28:26,677 --> 00:28:29,263
Just don't let a cop see it
or Grandma's doing some time.

439
00:28:29,366 --> 00:28:32,498
<i>So, uh, how do you two</i>
<i>know each other?</i>

440
00:28:32,598 --> 00:28:34,835
I met the doctor
at a cockfight in Pomona.

441
00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:37,717
- He's hooking me up with
the lion. It comes tomorrow.
- Great.

442
00:28:37,815 --> 00:28:42,573
Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean
weed that'll turn you into a deer.

443
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,502
[ Laughing ]

444
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:48,080
You know that lions
eat deer, right?

445
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:52,145
That's true, kid.
Doctor, we got to be careful.

446
00:28:54,105 --> 00:28:55,960
Oh, shit.
I've been here three hours?

447
00:28:56,057 --> 00:28:58,479
- I don't have antlers, do I?
- No. You're cool, bro.

448
00:28:58,585 --> 00:29:02,033
Thanks for all this. And, Doctor?
[ Clicks Tongue ]

449
00:29:03,385 --> 00:29:06,386
- Ooh, sorry.
- Anytime, kid.

450
00:29:25,213 --> 00:29:29,883
Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate
who goes shopping.

451
00:29:29,981 --> 00:29:32,469
Chicken cutlet.

452
00:29:32,574 --> 00:29:34,461
Spaghetti with garlic bread.

453
00:29:34,558 --> 00:29:36,925
Oh, my God, the wings
to go with the breast.

454
00:29:37,022 --> 00:29:40,089
I don't know what you are,
but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.

455
00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:52,316
Of course she doesn't have a microwave.
She's fucking 1 00.

456
00:29:58,976 --> 00:30:02,589
<i>[ Bubbling ]</i>

457
00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:14,594
Ooh.

458
00:30:15,587 --> 00:30:17,976
Yeah, Dante.

459
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,571
Let's see, let's see.

460
00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:24,962
Good night, my friend.
Sleep well.

461
00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:29,732
Ooh!

462
00:30:31,461 --> 00:30:33,698
[ Sizzling ]

463
00:30:33,797 --> 00:30:35,619
Ooh, dinnertime.

464
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:40,803
Oh, fucking bitch,
cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck!

465
00:30:40,902 --> 00:30:43,237
Oh! Goddamn it!

466
00:30:46,919 --> 00:30:48,741
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Screams ]

467
00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:51,938
[ Clears Throat ]

468
00:30:53,736 --> 00:30:56,038
Let me guess.
Was your dick on fire?

469
00:30:56,136 --> 00:30:57,958
- Yeah.
- <i>Hey,Jeff.</i>

470
00:30:58,056 --> 00:30:59,878
- Oh, hey, Alex.
- Hey.

471
00:30:59,976 --> 00:31:03,588
So, um, I-I finished my first level last night.
How far are you, Alex?

472
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:06,210
Does it look like
I got any levels done last night?

473
00:31:06,313 --> 00:31:08,256
- Oh, my God.
- Geez. That's crazy.

474
00:31:08,361 --> 00:31:10,750
Wait, wait. Don't tell me
your roommates did that to you.

475
00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:14,019
Yeah. Yeah.
I-It was my roommates.

476
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:17,253
They, uh-They're crazy.
They're crazy. They tied me up.

477
00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:20,169
I was like one of those, uh, calves
at the rodeo, all helpless.

478
00:31:20,267 --> 00:31:24,294
And you know what? Just when I was about to
scream for the police, I came.

479
00:31:24,395 --> 00:31:26,665
- Ohh!
- And-And that felt nice.

480
00:31:26,764 --> 00:31:28,869
That is nuts. That is so hot.

481
00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:32,616
Hey, you guys. Kane, can you
take a look at that for me? Thanks.

482
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,538
Whoa. Alex, what happened?

483
00:31:34,636 --> 00:31:37,637
There was a fire and I was- I was trying
to save it from this baby-

484
00:31:37,741 --> 00:31:40,163
No, he's banging his three roommates.
They tied him up last night.

485
00:31:40,269 --> 00:31:42,092
They had crazy orgies,
like, all week.

486
00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:44,524
I don't know what they're talking about.
They're just joking.

487
00:31:44,622 --> 00:31:46,445
No, we're not.
You literally just told us that.

488
00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:48,648
Yeah, well, I don't think
that's very smart...

489
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,660
- considering you work with your hands.
- Yeah.

490
00:31:50,766 --> 00:31:54,116
- May I see you in my office for a minute, please?
- Yeah.

491
00:31:55,151 --> 00:31:57,737
- Busted!

492
00:31:57,839 --> 00:32:00,207
- You are so fired.
- You guys are assholes.

493
00:32:00,303 --> 00:32:02,605
- Bye.
- Hey, you know what? I-I forgot something.

494
00:32:02,704 --> 00:32:04,527
- What?
- This.

495
00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:08,935
I think he fucking shattered it.

496
00:32:16,594 --> 00:32:21,035
All right. Look, Alex,
this game has to get finished.

497
00:32:21,138 --> 00:32:24,586
And you are the most experienced guy
I have here. I'm really counting on you.

498
00:32:24,691 --> 00:32:28,783
My hands being burnt
will not affect me finishing my levels at all.

499
00:32:28,884 --> 00:32:31,153
Well, I sure hope it doesn't.

500
00:32:31,252 --> 00:32:33,139
It won't.

501
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:39,952
You know, you seem really out of place
in the video game world.

502
00:32:40,053 --> 00:32:43,763
- Why? 'Cause I'm a woman?
- No, 'cause you're a really hot woman...

503
00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:45,803
and you are swimming
in a sea of virgins.

504
00:32:45,910 --> 00:32:49,903
Well, that is very flattering
and revealing, Alex.

505
00:32:50,006 --> 00:32:52,275
Look, I know you think
I'm really hot too...

506
00:32:52,374 --> 00:32:54,611
<i>and you want to go out with me</i>
<i>after work and get a drink.</i>

507
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:58,094
But I have this very serious
deadline that my boss gave me.

508
00:32:58,199 --> 00:33:01,429
<i>So until I finish my levels,</i>
<i>I can't have any distractions.</i>

509
00:33:01,528 --> 00:33:05,587
- I guess I'll just have to suffer until then.
- Sorry.

510
00:33:05,688 --> 00:33:08,504
- <i>[ Woman ] Mr. Cheezle on line two.</i>
- I have to take this.

511
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,902
Avoid his tea parties.
[ Gagging ]

512
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,975
Hello.

513
00:33:18,393 --> 00:33:20,499
What are you doing,J.P.?

514
00:33:23,226 --> 00:33:25,298
Just thinking about my game.

515
00:33:25,402 --> 00:33:27,158
Huh. How's that going?

516
00:33:29,115 --> 00:33:31,319
People will bow to it.

517
00:33:33,851 --> 00:33:35,794
All right. That-That's creepy.

518
00:33:38,428 --> 00:33:40,632
[ Robot Voice ]
I hate your face.

519
00:33:46,237 --> 00:33:48,124
Did you say something?

520
00:33:52,606 --> 00:33:54,842
You're fucking weird.

521
00:34:00,991 --> 00:34:03,162
How can he see me?

522
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,473
Before we can roast it,
I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high.

523
00:34:08,576 --> 00:34:11,259
<i>And we're going to salt and pepper</i>
<i>the pork-[ Continues ]</i>

524
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,906
Hello, ladies.
Enjoying the new cable?

525
00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:17,759
Some of the places do with string,
some of the places do with a net.

526
00:34:17,857 --> 00:34:19,679
You like that cooking channel,
huh, Grandma?

527
00:34:19,777 --> 00:34:22,046
And it's all food, all day.

528
00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:24,796
That's all they do,
is they make food.

529
00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:27,003
I want to eat the TV.

530
00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:31,579
Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can
introduce them to heroin.

531
00:34:31,683 --> 00:34:34,749
...with a label on it. It's very rare to see
a beer stein- [ Continues ]

532
00:34:34,851 --> 00:34:36,924
- What's this?
- <i>Antiques Roadshow.</i>

533
00:34:37,027 --> 00:34:38,850
- What's that?
- Oh, it's great.

534
00:34:38,947 --> 00:34:41,795
People a take in crap and then find out
it's worth a lot of money.

535
00:34:41,892 --> 00:34:44,511
Move over, Bea.

536
00:34:46,756 --> 00:34:49,178
- I'm an antique.
- Yes, you are, Bea.

537
00:34:49,284 --> 00:34:52,449
King Gambrinus, who is
the patron saint of beer-

538
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:55,714
So, ladies, I kind of need
to use the televi-

539
00:34:55,813 --> 00:34:58,464
Shh! Go read your <i>Playgirl</i>
or something.

540
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:03,647
- $4,000 for a beer mug?
- That's ridiculous.

541
00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:06,849
<i>And we'll be right back as the</i>
Antiques Roadshow <i>marathon continues.</i>

542
00:35:06,951 --> 00:35:09,123
Marathon? Fuck me.

543
00:35:10,535 --> 00:35:13,089
[ Grunts ]

544
00:35:13,191 --> 00:35:15,014
Come on.

545
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:17,981
Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye.

546
00:35:18,088 --> 00:35:21,831
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
- What's up? J-dog.

547
00:35:21,928 --> 00:35:24,449
- Hey,J-dork, it's Alex.
- What's going on, shit lips?

548
00:35:24,553 --> 00:35:27,750
Uh, not much. Look, I need you to
do me a huge favor.

549
00:35:27,849 --> 00:35:30,468
- You're not jerking off on my dad.
- Ha, ha. Very funny.

550
00:35:30,569 --> 00:35:34,148
No, I really need your help.
Do you think you can do some of my levels?

551
00:35:34,251 --> 00:35:36,160
What? No. Why can't you do them?

552
00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:39,235
Look, my roommates won't
let me get any work done. They're insane.

553
00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:43,016
They won't stop watching... porn.

554
00:35:43,115 --> 00:35:46,563
I can't get anything done.
They're total nymphos. You got to help me.

555
00:35:46,668 --> 00:35:48,610
You're dead to me. Over.

556
00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:51,018
Oh.Jeff's a good friend.

557
00:35:52,429 --> 00:35:55,429
<i>[ Woman ] Uh, this is not</i>
<i>an ordinary Tiffany lamp.</i>

558
00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:58,086
This one is a fish lamp.

559
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:01,321
You can see that
there are fish swimming.

560
00:36:01,422 --> 00:36:05,383
- <i>The glass that these fish are</i>-
- [ Chiming ]

561
00:36:05,486 --> 00:36:07,820
It's 6:00 already?

562
00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:11,912
Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast
before you do your chores.

563
00:36:12,015 --> 00:36:14,154
Oh, no, no, no, Grandma,
don't worry. No.

564
00:36:15,663 --> 00:36:18,631
I'm not that hungry. I was going to go
into work early also.

565
00:36:18,736 --> 00:36:20,808
I don't- I don't have time
to do any chores today.

566
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,083
Oh, it's just a couple
of things, sweetie.

567
00:36:23,184 --> 00:36:25,094
Do you know how to
use a sandblaster?

568
00:36:28,817 --> 00:36:30,727
Where did you get that?

569
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:34,860
Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon
on TV, so I did some of your laundry.

570
00:36:34,962 --> 00:36:39,534
I found that vase in your bag and, well,
it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.

571
00:36:39,635 --> 00:36:41,457
Doesn't it look nice?

572
00:36:42,899 --> 00:36:45,452
Thanks.

573
00:36:48,881 --> 00:36:53,486
Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom.

574
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:56,139
Challenge.

575
00:36:56,242 --> 00:36:59,657
Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is sleeping?
He's not taking challenges.

576
00:36:59,763 --> 00:37:02,698
No. I'm challenging you,Jeff.

577
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,746
To what game?

578
00:37:04,851 --> 00:37:07,634
A little ''Dance Dance Revolution.''

579
00:37:07,731 --> 00:37:09,554
That's great, Bobby...

580
00:37:09,652 --> 00:37:13,427
but we don't have ''Dance Dance Revolution,''
so you're dumb.

581
00:37:15,188 --> 00:37:19,345
- [ Male Computer Voice ] Ultramix 2!
- When the hell did we get this?

582
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,354
It just came in this morning.

583
00:37:21,461 --> 00:37:24,331
Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker
anymore, are you,Jeff?

584
00:37:24,437 --> 00:37:27,088
Looks like my days are numbered here
at Brainasium.

585
00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:30,060
Well, can you at least go first so I can see
what I'm doing?

586
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:33,166
Oh, with pleasure.

587
00:37:33,271 --> 00:37:35,376
Yeah, lose
the Woody Allen jacket.

588
00:37:37,815 --> 00:37:40,020
## [ Hip-hop ]

589
00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:42,869
## [ Male Computer Voice Singing ]

590
00:37:56,473 --> 00:37:59,572
## [ Continues ]

591
00:38:04,986 --> 00:38:07,954
## [ Ends ]

592
00:38:08,059 --> 00:38:10,710
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

593
00:38:10,811 --> 00:38:14,838
Good stuff, Bobby.
Nice moves. That was hot.

594
00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:18,552
Well, let's see
what we got here. Hmm.

595
00:38:21,213 --> 00:38:23,253
## [ Hip-hop ]

596
00:38:23,356 --> 00:38:25,560
[ Computer Voice ]
Are you ready? Dance!

597
00:38:37,535 --> 00:38:41,725
[ Computer Voice ]
You're gonna break the game, you're so good!

598
00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:44,442
[ Siren Blares ]

599
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,616
- Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God!

600
00:38:54,721 --> 00:38:57,438
- [ Computer Voice ] A new high score.
- What does ''high score'' mean?

601
00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:59,642
New high score. Is that bad?

602
00:38:59,745 --> 00:39:02,779
What does that mean?
Did I break it?

603
00:39:23,556 --> 00:39:25,596
[ Knocking ]

604
00:39:38,566 --> 00:39:40,454
Hey,J.P.

605
00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:45,347
- Do-Do you have a second?
- ## [ Stops ]

606
00:39:45,447 --> 00:39:47,335
You didn't knock, Kane.

607
00:39:47,431 --> 00:39:51,229
I did. But I think that the music
was a little loud.

608
00:39:51,335 --> 00:39:53,190
Are you afraid of it?

609
00:39:53,288 --> 00:39:56,518
No. I- I just don't like techno.

610
00:39:56,616 --> 00:39:59,748
You would if you had robot ears.

611
00:39:59,849 --> 00:40:03,330
- <i>[ Typing ]</i>
- Yeah, I guess.

612
00:40:03,433 --> 00:40:06,914
Anyway, I had a suggestion
for ''Eternal Death Slayer.''

613
00:40:07,018 --> 00:40:08,840
- You know the dwaes in-
- Three.

614
00:40:08,938 --> 00:40:10,760
What?

615
00:40:10,858 --> 00:40:13,575
''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''

616
00:40:13,674 --> 00:40:15,846
Three. Sorry.

617
00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:18,729
Anyway, don't you think that
the dwaes on Level 4...

618
00:40:18,827 --> 00:40:22,056
look a little too similar
to the elves on Level 6?

619
00:40:22,155 --> 00:40:23,977
Might be a little too confusing.

620
00:40:24,075 --> 00:40:25,930
Well, that's an interesting
theory, Kane.

621
00:40:26,028 --> 00:40:29,607
But redesigning all those characters
at this stage would be way too expensive.

622
00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:34,051
<i>I agree. But what if you just</i>
<i>rendered them a different color?</i>

623
00:40:34,157 --> 00:40:36,230
You know, that would be
cheap and quick.

624
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:40,011
Uh- Leave the decisions
to me, Kane.

625
00:40:40,109 --> 00:40:44,005
There's a reason why I'm the creator
of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester.

626
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:47,274
- I just-
- <i>[ Imitating Hydraulics ]</i>

627
00:40:47,374 --> 00:40:49,447
[ Robot Voice ]
Eject.

628
00:40:49,550 --> 00:40:52,169
## [ Techno ]

629
00:40:58,512 --> 00:41:00,847
- [ Imitating Hydraulics ]

630
00:41:00,944 --> 00:41:05,168
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] He had a good idea.
Shut up. Mind your own business.

631
00:41:14,162 --> 00:41:16,049
May I speak to you, my lady?

632
00:41:16,146 --> 00:41:18,251
Uh, yeah. I guess.

633
00:41:18,354 --> 00:41:20,810
But could you please
knock next time?

634
00:41:20,915 --> 00:41:23,119
And what is it with
this ''my lady'' stuff?

635
00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:25,194
What are you, a knight
of the Round Table? Come on.

636
00:41:25,299 --> 00:41:27,339
[ Robot Voice ]
Sorry.

637
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,859
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing. Nothing.

638
00:41:30,964 --> 00:41:34,063
I just came to tell you
that I noticed the dwaes on Level 4...

639
00:41:34,164 --> 00:41:37,328
and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3
look way too similar.

640
00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:39,339
Could be confusing to some.

641
00:41:39,445 --> 00:41:43,090
Well, uh, what do you want me to do?
I can't push the deadline any further.

642
00:41:43,190 --> 00:41:46,157
Well, you wouldn't have to
if you just rendered them different colors.

643
00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:49,262
Be cheap and wouldn't take
more a than a day or two.

644
00:41:49,367 --> 00:41:51,756
Yeah. Yeah, we can
definitely do that.

645
00:41:51,862 --> 00:41:55,027
That... is a great idea.

646
00:41:55,127 --> 00:41:57,364
Those are the only kind I have.

647
00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:03,764
There's a symposium on nanotechnology
tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m.

648
00:42:03,864 --> 00:42:05,687
- I thought maybe-
-J.P.

649
00:42:05,785 --> 00:42:08,240
- Yeah?
- I'm working.

650
00:42:08,345 --> 00:42:11,127
Right. I am too. I just-
[ Clears Throat ]

651
00:42:11,225 --> 00:42:13,167
I just thought
I'd let you know.

652
00:42:13,274 --> 00:42:17,049
I think that everybody should know.
You should probably make that a memo.

653
00:42:17,146 --> 00:42:20,495
- ASAP.
- ASAP. Gotcha.

654
00:42:20,603 --> 00:42:23,767
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]

655
00:42:32,347 --> 00:42:35,763
- Hey, dude.
- What's up, guys? What did
weirdo say about the elves?

656
00:42:35,868 --> 00:42:38,737
- Shot it down.
- What? Really? That was a good idea.

657
00:42:38,845 --> 00:42:42,009
No, it wasn't.
I'm a piece of shit. I suck.

658
00:42:42,109 --> 00:42:44,051
Relax, Kane. You're not
a piece of shit.

659
00:42:44,157 --> 00:42:46,132
Just run it by Alex.
Maybe he'll talk toJ.P.

660
00:42:46,237 --> 00:42:48,147
[ Chuckles ]

661
00:42:49,726 --> 00:42:53,042
You'll have to wake him up
out of his sex coma first.

662
00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:57,307
He gives me a reason to live.
Him and all those stink-ass hos.

663
00:42:57,406 --> 00:43:00,156
Dude, he's living a fantasy.
It's so awesome.

664
00:43:00,255 --> 00:43:03,070
No! You guys,
it's not awesome, okay?

665
00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:05,688
Our report is due tomorrow
and he hasn't even started it.

666
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,996
All right? If he doesn't finish it,
were totally f'ed.

667
00:43:08,096 --> 00:43:11,064
<i>[ Ringing ]</i>

668
00:43:11,169 --> 00:43:13,274
Crap. That's Alex's intercom.

669
00:43:13,376 --> 00:43:15,482
[ Ringing ]

670
00:43:17,602 --> 00:43:20,352
- [ High-pitched ] Hello?
- [ Woman ] Delivery at
the front desk for you, Alex.

671
00:43:20,449 --> 00:43:23,832
- Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner.
- What?

672
00:43:23,938 --> 00:43:27,386
- Nothing. Send it back.
- [ Laughing ]

673
00:43:27,555 --> 00:43:31,450
- Come on. Let's find Alex's desk.
- God bless us, every one.

674
00:43:31,554 --> 00:43:33,627
May I help you ladies?
Are you looking for Alex?

675
00:43:33,731 --> 00:43:37,855
Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly,
and these are his roommates.

676
00:43:37,956 --> 00:43:39,778
This is Grace and that's Bea.

677
00:43:39,876 --> 00:43:41,982
[ Kisses, Blows ]

678
00:43:42,084 --> 00:43:45,380
- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies.
- Thank you.

679
00:43:45,477 --> 00:43:48,259
We thought it would be nice to bring him
a nice homemade lunch.

680
00:43:48,357 --> 00:43:50,179
Oh, that's very sweet.
Well, I'm Samantha.

681
00:43:50,277 --> 00:43:52,100
- Come on. I'll show you where he works.
- Okay.

682
00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:55,427
[ Imitates Turret Motor, Gun Firing ]

683
00:43:55,526 --> 00:43:58,210
You're dying.
[ Makes Beeping Noise ]

684
00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:02,082
- Hey,Jeff.
- Hi.

685
00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:04,255
Is Alex around?
He has some visitors.

686
00:44:04,359 --> 00:44:07,229
Uh, no. No, he's not. Hi, ladies.

687
00:44:07,335 --> 00:44:09,190
- Did you go to high school with Alex?
- [ Laughing ]

688
00:44:09,288 --> 00:44:11,110
[ Laughing ]

689
00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:12,899
[ Softly ]
Thank you.

690
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,455
[ Chuckling ]
We're his roommates.

691
00:44:15,561 --> 00:44:18,910
- [ Laughing Stops ]
- [ Mouths Words ]

692
00:44:19,017 --> 00:44:22,312
<i>You're</i> the reason
Alex has been tired all week?

693
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,232
We have been
sort of rough on him...

694
00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,785
but he is kind of soft,
if you know what I mean.

695
00:44:26,889 --> 00:44:29,377
<i>[ Chuckling ] Well, we're not used</i>
<i>to having a man in the house...</i>

696
00:44:29,482 --> 00:44:32,199
so I guess we-
we ride him pretty hard.

697
00:44:32,298 --> 00:44:35,462
- Oh! That is so gnarly.
- So where is he?

698
00:44:35,563 --> 00:44:37,385
Uh, I haven't seen him.

699
00:44:37,483 --> 00:44:39,720
He's definitely not
under his desk sleeping. That's a fact.

700
00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:43,846
- [ Mouthing Words ]
- Well, he's probably working hard somewhere.

701
00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:45,988
Could you please
just give him his lunch...

702
00:44:46,092 --> 00:44:49,987
and tell him that I've had such fun playing
with his new toy all morning.

703
00:44:50,092 --> 00:44:54,086
-<i>And when he comes home later,</i>
<i>he can play with me.</i>
- Oh, my gosh!

704
00:44:54,189 --> 00:44:56,044
- I'm gonna barf.
- <i>[Jeff] That is so repulsive.</i>

705
00:44:56,142 --> 00:44:58,662
All right! That's enough.
I'm-I'm here.

706
00:44:58,766 --> 00:45:01,155
- Well, there you are.
- Hi, Grandma.

707
00:45:01,262 --> 00:45:05,124
- We missed you.
- I was somewhere else,
working hard on something.

708
00:45:05,231 --> 00:45:08,548
- Dude, what is going on?
- This is my grandmother.

709
00:45:08,655 --> 00:45:10,990
- Hello.
- These are her two roommates.

710
00:45:11,087 --> 00:45:13,805
I've been living with them
for the last week.

711
00:45:13,904 --> 00:45:17,068
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]

712
00:45:17,168 --> 00:45:18,990
- Hi, Grandma, ladies.
- Hi.

713
00:45:19,088 --> 00:45:22,765
Good to know. Dude.
[ Whistles ]

714
00:45:22,865 --> 00:45:25,134
Jerking off on my mom
is one thing...

715
00:45:25,233 --> 00:45:27,655
but bangin' your grandmother
and her roommates?

716
00:45:27,761 --> 00:45:30,958
- That's like... legendary.
- You're an idiot.

717
00:45:31,058 --> 00:45:33,327
Hey, y-you know what, ladies?
Uh, why don't I-

718
00:45:33,426 --> 00:45:36,110
Come on. I'll walk you out.
No, we're gonna go this way, Bea.

719
00:45:36,211 --> 00:45:38,120
[ Makes High-pitched Noise ]
Oh, my God.

720
00:45:38,227 --> 00:45:40,267
- Holy crap.
- Dildo lunch?

721
00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:43,567
Sometimes they're marked
like this first one, which is by Llewellyn.

722
00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:49,069
Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just
great style, like this one, um-

723
00:45:49,172 --> 00:45:51,082
- Oh. Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey, Grandma.

724
00:45:52,629 --> 00:45:55,858
Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should
probably go to bed early.

725
00:45:55,957 --> 00:45:58,641
- You have a busy day tomorrow.
- What do you mean?

726
00:45:58,741 --> 00:46:00,564
- I don't have any plans.
- No.

727
00:46:00,662 --> 00:46:03,477
I just figured you wanna be well-rested
if you're gonna go to...

728
00:46:03,574 --> 00:46:06,094
- <i>Antiques Roadshow.</i>
- [ Gasps, Laughs ]

729
00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:09,297
Oh! Alex, you're an angel.

730
00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:15,062
Oh, you can stay as long as you like
and love any man you choose.

731
00:46:15,159 --> 00:46:17,396
<i>Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys...</i>

732
00:46:17,496 --> 00:46:21,457
where a rare breed of African lion was captured
in a residential neighborhood.

733
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,495
<i>Sir, what was going through your head</i>
<i>when you came upon the lion?</i>

734
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,423
This shit is fuckin' crazy.

735
00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:29,238
<i>I don't even know how a lion</i>
<i>got into the neighborhood.</i>

736
00:46:29,337 --> 00:46:31,312
I heard some growlin' and shit
out in the yard.

737
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:34,549
<i>So my roommate and I,</i>
<i>we go to check the shit out.</i>

738
00:46:34,649 --> 00:46:38,512
I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking
king of the jungle!

739
00:46:38,618 --> 00:46:42,328
- You know, you ladies
should really get some sleep.
- Ooh. Yes, that's right.

740
00:46:42,426 --> 00:46:45,656
We need our beauty sleep because we
have to get a lot of things appraised.

741
00:46:45,755 --> 00:46:47,577
Come on, Bea. Come on.

742
00:46:47,675 --> 00:46:51,450
<i>It was starin'right at me.</i>
<i>I almost shit my fuckin'pants.</i>

743
00:46:51,548 --> 00:46:53,490
So I ran inside
and called the 5-0.

744
00:46:53,596 --> 00:46:56,498
- Good night, ladies.
- <i>[ Reporter Continues, Indistinct ]</i>

745
00:46:58,204 --> 00:47:00,027
Time to get some levels done.

746
00:47:10,910 --> 00:47:14,140
[ Beeping ]

747
00:47:16,799 --> 00:47:19,833
Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can
just divide up the levels...

748
00:47:19,935 --> 00:47:21,910
and just do them right now.

749
00:47:22,016 --> 00:47:26,173
- There's no time. We're screwed.
- [ Sighs ]

750
00:47:26,272 --> 00:47:28,444
Are we gonna get fired?

751
00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:30,934
I mean, you might. We won't.

752
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,081
Boy, I hope I do.
[ Chuckles ]

753
00:47:33,185 --> 00:47:35,869
I'm a worthless asshole
who desees to die young.

754
00:47:38,465 --> 00:47:43,255
Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys.
Relax. Have faith.

755
00:47:43,362 --> 00:47:45,784
Don't slit your wrists, Kane.
I'm here.

756
00:47:45,890 --> 00:47:48,705
Gentlemen, Levels 1 0
through 1 5, all done.

757
00:47:48,803 --> 00:47:50,778
- Oh, my God.
- I told you.

758
00:47:50,883 --> 00:47:53,786
All right! Who wants a piece
of the gray bush?

759
00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:55,714
[ Clamoring ]

760
00:47:55,812 --> 00:47:58,495
[ Exhales ]
Still think I should die.

761
00:48:09,029 --> 00:48:11,451
Thank you. Thank you.

762
00:48:12,998 --> 00:48:15,071
Hopefully, that'll keep away
the bad-energy troll.

763
00:48:16,390 --> 00:48:18,114
Samantha, what's the latest?

764
00:48:18,215 --> 00:48:22,405
Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys
found all the bugs...

765
00:48:22,503 --> 00:48:24,675
but we have detailed instructions
on how to fix 'em.

766
00:48:24,775 --> 00:48:27,012
- We're back on schedule.
- Phenomenal.

767
00:48:27,112 --> 00:48:29,022
Phenomenal. Great energy.

768
00:48:29,128 --> 00:48:31,463
Great energy.

769
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,415
I had a dream last night.

770
00:48:33,512 --> 00:48:37,736
I dreamt I was a dove
flying over the sea.

771
00:48:39,241 --> 00:48:43,071
And then I dove into the ocean-
[ Imitates Water Splashing ]

772
00:48:43,178 --> 00:48:45,960
and I swam with the dolphins.

773
00:48:47,338 --> 00:48:50,567
I was two animals
joined as one...

774
00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:53,187
which meant
good things are coming.

775
00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:55,114
Good things.

776
00:48:57,771 --> 00:49:01,067
Samantha, why don't you take
the guys out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium.

777
00:49:01,164 --> 00:49:03,019
Uh, sure.

778
00:49:03,116 --> 00:49:05,091
<i>Yeah, Samantha. Take us out.</i>

779
00:49:05,196 --> 00:49:08,361
- Yeah, let's fuckin' rage!
- Rage?

780
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:12,519
Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the
seabirds or whatever you were talking about.

781
00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:17,062
Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough.
Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want.

782
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:20,363
Good things are coming.
Good things.

783
00:49:26,703 --> 00:49:29,223
- Hey, Samantha.
- Hey.

784
00:49:29,327 --> 00:49:32,524
[ Sighs ] Look, sorry I can't
make the dinner tonight.

785
00:49:32,623 --> 00:49:34,860
I just got the new season
of <i>Buffy</i> on DVD...

786
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,670
and I'm gonna kick it in my crib
and watch the bonus features.

787
00:49:38,769 --> 00:49:42,479
- Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out.
- It hasn't yet.

788
00:49:42,577 --> 00:49:44,617
I know people.

789
00:49:44,721 --> 00:49:48,616
Cool. Well, you...
have a long night ahead of you.

790
00:49:48,722 --> 00:49:52,138
- If you want me to come, I totally will.
- Don't worry about it.

791
00:49:52,242 --> 00:49:54,511
Or if you wanna call me afterwards,
you totally can, probably.

792
00:49:54,610 --> 00:49:56,716
Uh, you know, actually,
I'm really tired...

793
00:49:56,818 --> 00:49:58,641
so I'm probably not
gonna stay out so late.

794
00:49:58,738 --> 00:50:00,561
But, uh, I will definitely
see you on Monday.

795
00:50:00,659 --> 00:50:05,329
Listen, uh, I realize
that it must be really...

796
00:50:05,428 --> 00:50:08,625
intimidating to talk to me,
you know.

797
00:50:08,724 --> 00:50:11,146
But underneath this genius...

798
00:50:12,244 --> 00:50:14,666
I'm simply a human, you know.

799
00:50:14,773 --> 00:50:16,715
But I'm working on that.

800
00:50:16,822 --> 00:50:18,644
-J.P.?
- Yeah?

801
00:50:18,742 --> 00:50:20,717
- I have to go.
- Okay.

802
00:50:25,014 --> 00:50:27,403
[ Robot Voice ]
Drive safe.

803
00:50:29,175 --> 00:50:32,142
## [ New Age ]

804
00:50:33,655 --> 00:50:35,826
I have chosen our
very best table for your party.

805
00:50:35,927 --> 00:50:38,677
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome. This is our harmony table.

806
00:50:38,776 --> 00:50:40,947
Thank you.

807
00:50:42,712 --> 00:50:45,429
Take a look, please,
at our very exclusive vitamin water list.

808
00:50:45,528 --> 00:50:48,562
- Oh, I'll look at that, yeah.
- Enjoy the harmony.

809
00:50:48,665 --> 00:50:51,927
- [ Kisses, Exhales ]
- [ Sighs ]

810
00:50:52,026 --> 00:50:54,611
This is where we get
to have our big dinner, huh?

811
00:50:54,714 --> 00:50:56,886
- Mr. Cheezle picked it.
- There's a shocker.

812
00:50:56,986 --> 00:51:01,329
- This menu sucks.
- The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe?

813
00:51:01,435 --> 00:51:04,851
- Do they even have alcohol?
-<i>Actually, we don't serve alcohol.</i>

814
00:51:04,955 --> 00:51:07,290
Bummer, I know. But, uh-
[ Laughs ]

815
00:51:07,387 --> 00:51:10,137
this must be your first time
here at Our Lady Health.

816
00:51:10,235 --> 00:51:13,497
I'm Shylo.
I'll be your waiter all day.

817
00:51:13,596 --> 00:51:16,084
I'm sorry. Did you say
your name was Shylo?

818
00:51:16,189 --> 00:51:18,196
- Yeah, Shylo.
- That's weird.

819
00:51:18,301 --> 00:51:20,057
-Jeff.
- What? It's weird.

820
00:51:20,157 --> 00:51:21,401
- He meant gay.
- Stop it.

821
00:51:21,502 --> 00:51:23,607
<i>No alcohol? This place sucks.</i>

822
00:51:23,709 --> 00:51:25,532
Hey, fella. Give it a chance.

823
00:51:25,630 --> 00:51:28,925
We do see shots...
of wheatgrass.

824
00:51:29,022 --> 00:51:31,412
That's cool, if you wanna
be sober and vomit.

825
00:51:31,518 --> 00:51:34,867
- [ Laughs ]
- Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you
recommend for appetizers?

826
00:51:34,975 --> 00:51:39,132
Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about
is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm.

827
00:51:39,232 --> 00:51:41,501
You know what? There's a Tommy burger
right down the street.

828
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,422
- Let's just do that, you guys.
- That sounds good.

829
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,106
Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's
a little different here...

830
00:51:46,209 --> 00:51:48,958
but it's actually good
and good for you.

831
00:51:49,056 --> 00:51:51,260
We don't see it
with any grease or fat.

832
00:51:51,361 --> 00:51:54,558
If we pay extra, could we maybe get
some grease or fat?

833
00:51:54,657 --> 00:51:57,374
- [ Snickers ]
- Do you have bathrooms or do
I have to shit in the plant?

834
00:51:57,474 --> 00:52:00,344
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Mocking Laughter]

835
00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:04,280
Stupid fucking idiot,
red-shirted ass.

836
00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:07,802
You guys think you're so fucking cool.
Makes me sick!

837
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:12,729
''Let's go make fun of the vegans and their
crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone.''

838
00:52:12,836 --> 00:52:15,803
Go eat a hamburger
and choke on a cow dick.

839
00:52:15,908 --> 00:52:20,611
Aw. Someone missed their yoga class
this morning. Come on. Let's go.

840
00:52:20,709 --> 00:52:25,411
- Nice karma, ''Guy-blow.''
- You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo.

841
00:52:25,509 --> 00:52:28,412
[ Imitates Flute ]

842
00:52:28,517 --> 00:52:30,721
- We're really sorry, sir.
- You were sweet.

843
00:52:32,326 --> 00:52:34,148
[ Bea ]
Thank you, Lilly.

844
00:52:34,246 --> 00:52:37,280
I still can't believe they appraised
that footstool at $200, though.

845
00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:40,896
I know. Who would have thought
that was early Victorian?

846
00:52:40,999 --> 00:52:43,552
I wanted to win some money.

847
00:52:43,655 --> 00:52:46,209
I tried to tell you that was an old piece
of dried dog poop...

848
00:52:46,311 --> 00:52:49,410
- but you didn't wanna believe me.
- Poop-poop-pi-doop.

849
00:52:50,696 --> 00:52:53,696
Hey. This tea has
quite a kick. What is it?

850
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,598
I'm not sure. I found this
in one of Sophie's old tins...

851
00:52:57,705 --> 00:53:02,081
and I just thought it would be nice
to do it in- in her memory.

852
00:53:02,185 --> 00:53:04,095
Here's to you, Sophie.

853
00:53:04,202 --> 00:53:06,024
[ All Slurping ]

854
00:53:14,763 --> 00:53:17,284
[ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it!
I'm winning! I'm winning!

855
00:53:17,387 --> 00:53:20,071
- I'm winning! Please! Call it!
- Merry Christmas.

856
00:53:20,172 --> 00:53:24,613
- Please!
- I can't breathe! It's not a joke!

857
00:53:24,716 --> 00:53:28,546
There is absolutely no way
that you could ever beat me at any video game.

858
00:53:28,653 --> 00:53:30,475
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

859
00:53:30,573 --> 00:53:33,191
You know, while other girls growing up
were playing with Barbies...

860
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,432
I was beatin' my brothers
at ''Super Mario.''

861
00:53:35,534 --> 00:53:37,923
Ooh, ''Super Mario.''
Nice name-drop.

862
00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:43,208
- How long have you been a tester?
- Like 1 0 years?

863
00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:46,213
- Wow.
- I used to be an accountant.

864
00:53:47,631 --> 00:53:49,672
Then I woke up one day
and realized I was miserable.

865
00:53:49,775 --> 00:53:52,164
So I walked into my boss's office
and I said, ''Dad, I quit.''

866
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:54,793
''Dad.'' Nice name-drop.

867
00:53:54,896 --> 00:53:57,231
At the end of the day, you have to do what
you're passionate about.

868
00:53:57,329 --> 00:53:59,184
Exactly.

869
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,223
Plus, you can't get stoned
and be an accountant.

870
00:54:01,329 --> 00:54:04,177
Make too many mistakes, you lose
people millions of dollars, you get fired.

871
00:54:04,273 --> 00:54:05,899
- [ Laughs ]
- It's like-

872
00:54:06,001 --> 00:54:08,936
<i>Dude, can we go back to your grandma's</i>
<i>house? I have to use the bathroom.</i>

873
00:54:09,042 --> 00:54:11,530
We are not goin' to my grandma's house.
Go pee in the alley.

874
00:54:11,634 --> 00:54:14,155
- I have to pee out of my ass.
- <i>[ Samantha ] Oh, man.</i>

875
00:54:14,259 --> 00:54:17,608
You know what? It's too late to go to your
grandma's house. I should get going anyway.

876
00:54:17,715 --> 00:54:20,650
No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late.
It's right around the corner. We can totally go.

877
00:54:20,755 --> 00:54:23,122
It's an emergency.
[ Groans ]

878
00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:27,824
Now, remember. They're probably sleeping,
so please be quiet.

879
00:54:27,924 --> 00:54:31,819
- <i>[ Man Speaking Spanish ]</i>
- Think I hear voices.

880
00:54:31,924 --> 00:54:35,154
- Is that Spanish?
- Numero dos. Andale.

881
00:54:35,253 --> 00:54:38,799
- <i>[ Man Continues In Spanish ]</i>
- <i>[ Women Laughing ]</i>

882
00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:42,797
[ Laughing Continues ]

883
00:54:52,695 --> 00:54:54,517
Hey, Grandma.

884
00:54:54,615 --> 00:54:57,845
I don't understand wha-
[ Laughs ]

885
00:54:57,944 --> 00:55:00,879
- what these people are saying.
- [ Mouths Words ]

886
00:55:00,984 --> 00:55:03,373
[ Continues In Spanish ]

887
00:55:03,481 --> 00:55:05,303
Chi-Chi Zapata.

888
00:55:05,401 --> 00:55:08,085
Chi-Chi choochy loco-co.

889
00:55:09,721 --> 00:55:11,609
I didn't know
you were bringin' people.

890
00:55:11,706 --> 00:55:14,291
I would have... trimmed my antlers.

891
00:55:22,459 --> 00:55:26,551
- Your grandma's hilarious.
- Yeah, she's not normally like this.

892
00:55:26,651 --> 00:55:28,594
Is that beer? Can I have one?

893
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,642
Here, you can have all of them.
Where's the bathroom?

894
00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:32,570
It's upstairs, to the left.

895
00:55:32,668 --> 00:55:35,003
- ## [ Salsa ]
- Oh, I love that music.

896
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:36,824
## [ Singing In Spanish ]

897
00:55:36,925 --> 00:55:39,194
- Come here, cutie.
- Oh, hey.

898
00:55:39,293 --> 00:55:41,944
- [ Babbling ]
- Ow. My face.

899
00:55:42,046 --> 00:55:44,664
[ Both Laughing ]

900
00:55:44,766 --> 00:55:46,588
Hey. Hey, Grandma?

901
00:55:46,686 --> 00:55:49,436
Do you- Do you think maybe I could talk
to you in the kitchen for a second?

902
00:55:49,534 --> 00:55:52,316
- Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer.
- Okay.

903
00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:54,487
Come on. Why don't we have
that beer in the kitchen?

904
00:55:54,591 --> 00:55:56,631
Okay, honey. Woo-hoo.

905
00:55:56,735 --> 00:55:59,485
- Here's a pill.
- [ Screams, Laughs ]

906
00:55:59,584 --> 00:56:03,381
Grandma, why aren't you in bed?

907
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:10,488
[ Belches ]
Oop. Oh. Excuse me.

908
00:56:10,593 --> 00:56:12,568
[ Can Crinkles ]

909
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:16,022
Well, w-we were getting-
[ Laughs ]

910
00:56:16,129 --> 00:56:18,431
We were getting ready for bed...

911
00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:21,248
and-and then we had
a pot of Sophie's tea.

912
00:56:21,346 --> 00:56:25,438
- What tea?
- Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser.

913
00:56:25,539 --> 00:56:30,012
Oh, we thought it would be nice to-
to drink it in memory of Sophie.

914
00:56:31,427 --> 00:56:35,072
[ Whispering ]
I can hear my hair growing.

915
00:56:37,156 --> 00:56:39,295
You want some soup?

916
00:56:40,357 --> 00:56:42,430
I-I'm okay, Grandma.

917
00:56:43,973 --> 00:56:48,446
- My grandma drank all my pot.
- That is great.

918
00:56:48,550 --> 00:56:52,445
I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many
people get to say that in their lifetime?

919
00:56:52,550 --> 00:56:54,590
- Do you have any more pot?
- No.

920
00:56:54,694 --> 00:56:56,833
I could definitely
smoke a joint right now.

921
00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:59,969
- Really?
- Yeah.

922
00:57:00,071 --> 00:57:03,684
- Call that weirdo Dante.
- Yeah, call him.

923
00:57:03,783 --> 00:57:06,435
Hey, easy, pothead.
I'll get you your fix.

924
00:57:06,536 --> 00:57:10,246
It's cool if I invited some of my friends
from the Crazy Beaver, right?

925
00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:14,338
Maybe next time you could go a little less
on the crazy and a little more on the beaver.

926
00:57:14,441 --> 00:57:17,376
There's no trouble, bro.
They're people,just like you and me.

927
00:57:17,481 --> 00:57:19,653
Now hit this joint
and have some fun.

928
00:57:19,753 --> 00:57:22,885
This isn't the, uh,
''I think I'm a deer'' shit, is it?

929
00:57:22,986 --> 00:57:25,856
- No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein.
- [ Coughing ]

930
00:57:25,962 --> 00:57:31,397
- Why is it Frankenstein?
- 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this.

931
00:57:31,499 --> 00:57:35,177
- [ Laughing ]
- Need food.

932
00:57:40,588 --> 00:57:42,443
Look, I'm the Cookie Monster.

933
00:57:47,501 --> 00:57:49,323
[ Lilly ]
What's up, homey?

934
00:57:50,413 --> 00:57:53,261
Peanut butter.

935
00:57:53,358 --> 00:57:56,227
- I love Madame Kamay.

936
00:57:58,991 --> 00:58:02,439
## [ Singing ]

937
00:58:08,846 --> 00:58:11,530
Let's just say I learned a lot
about owning a lion.

938
00:58:11,630 --> 00:58:14,248
He learned better not own one.

939
00:58:14,351 --> 00:58:19,108
- Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu.
- [ Chuckles ] Thank ''boo.''

940
00:58:19,215 --> 00:58:22,695
Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught
you on the news yesterday.

941
00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:25,101
- Really?
- Yeah.

942
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,495
By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece
of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

943
00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:32,848
[ Laughs ]
Yeah. Yeah.

944
00:58:32,945 --> 00:58:36,241
<i>Hey, man. Lookin'back,</i>
<i>maybe that lion was a bad idea.</i>

945
00:58:36,337 --> 00:58:38,639
That's why Dr. Shakalu's
hookin' me up with a monkey.

946
00:58:38,737 --> 00:58:40,560
I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do.

947
00:58:40,658 --> 00:58:43,974
[ Shouts, Speaks French ]

948
00:58:44,082 --> 00:58:47,792
Yeah, a... karate monkey.
You know, that's probably safer.

949
00:58:47,891 --> 00:58:49,713
Yeah. It makes sense.

950
00:58:49,811 --> 00:58:52,910
- Who wants some cereal?
- Yeah!

951
00:58:53,012 --> 00:58:55,500
- [ Snickers ]
- Colonel Crackers is the best!

952
00:58:55,603 --> 00:58:59,346
Oh, I just wish he would hop off
the box and hang out with us.

953
00:58:59,444 --> 00:59:01,266
I think he's so cute.

954
00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:05,043
Guess I'm not high enough
to get that one. [ Chuckles ]

955
00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:08,402
<i>Guess what else</i>
<i>you're not gonna get, party pooper?</i>

956
00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:10,356
The colonel. Here, honey.

957
00:59:10,453 --> 00:59:13,235
Sucks to be you, nerd.

958
00:59:15,830 --> 00:59:17,718
Hey, has anybody got a light?
I found some weed.

959
00:59:17,814 --> 00:59:19,887
- Oh, I do.
- I wanna smoke it.

960
00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:23,057
- It'll be fun.
- What is this?

961
00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:26,166
Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number.

962
00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:29,492
- Lucky you.
- You guys heard him talk like a robot?

963
00:59:29,592 --> 00:59:31,731
[ Robot Voice ]
He's a fucking psycho.

964
00:59:31,832 --> 00:59:33,654
Hey, we gotta prank call him.
Let's prank call him.

965
00:59:33,752 --> 00:59:35,574
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

966
00:59:35,672 --> 00:59:38,902
Stupid polygon.

967
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,586
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ]
Debug! I tried that.

968
00:59:41,689 --> 00:59:43,577
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ]
Graphic meter! No, that's not it.

969
00:59:46,537 --> 00:59:49,320
Shit! This is not working.

970
00:59:49,418 --> 00:59:51,687
[ Robot Voice ] You'll never finish.
This game is falling apart.

971
00:59:51,787 --> 00:59:53,642
[ Normal Voice ]
No, it's not. Shut up.

972
00:59:53,739 --> 00:59:56,292
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ]
You're letting everyone down. No, I'm not.

973
00:59:56,395 --> 01:00:00,040
I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be
the best thing that anyone has ever seen.

974
01:00:00,139 --> 01:00:02,507
[ Robot Voice ] Delusional thoughts
from <i>Fantasy Island.</i>

975
01:00:02,603 --> 01:00:05,124
You'll never get metal legs.
Samantha is fucking Alex.

976
01:00:05,229 --> 01:00:07,051
[ Normal Voice ]
No, she's not!

977
01:00:07,149 --> 01:00:10,924
[ Grunts ]
Oh!

978
01:00:11,021 --> 01:00:12,515
[ Buzzes ]

979
01:00:27,806 --> 01:00:30,043
Hmm.

980
01:00:30,142 --> 01:00:35,260
- Oh, my God.
- Hey. Look how young and cute you are.

981
01:00:35,359 --> 01:00:37,628
Hey. [ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.

982
01:00:37,727 --> 01:00:40,215
Baby want some milk?

983
01:00:40,319 --> 01:00:42,741
Baby loves milk.

984
01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:45,696
- Oh, my God.
- <i>[ Slurping ]</i>

985
01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:49,142
[ Slurping Continues, Laughs ]

986
01:00:49,248 --> 01:00:53,089
[ Laughs, Mutters ]

987
01:00:53,089 --> 01:00:55,937
Yeah, suck those jugs, kid!

988
01:00:56,033 --> 01:00:59,165
- [ All Laughing ]
- [ Chuckles ]

989
01:00:59,266 --> 01:01:01,241
[ Muffled ]
They're so good.

990
01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:05,183
- Oh, kick to the head.
- Yeah!

991
01:01:06,723 --> 01:01:08,993
- There we go. There we go.
- What is that little baby move?

992
01:01:09,091 --> 01:01:11,066
You want an ice cream sandwich?
They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

993
01:01:12,821 --> 01:01:14,162
Oh, no. That's okay.
But you know what?

994
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:17,075
- I think the bikers want some in the dining room.
- Oh, okay.

995
01:01:17,172 --> 01:01:19,693
- Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this.
- Yep. That's right.

996
01:01:22,869 --> 01:01:26,993
So, I mean, what's it like being old?
It's gotta be weird, right?

997
01:01:27,094 --> 01:01:29,331
I mean, you saw
a lot of stuff go down:

998
01:01:29,429 --> 01:01:35,126
World War I, World War II,
the automobile, Tupac- I mean-

999
01:01:35,223 --> 01:01:38,801
I once gave Charlie Chaplin
a hand job.

1000
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:43,246
No way! Was he silent?

1001
01:01:43,352 --> 01:01:47,280
[ Chuckles ]
Not after I was done with him.

1002
01:01:47,384 --> 01:01:50,865
Oh, you're so cute.

1003
01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:53,107
You remind me of Charlie.

1004
01:01:54,265 --> 01:01:56,087
You little tramp, you.

1005
01:01:58,010 --> 01:02:01,392
- Cabo Wabo shots.

1006
01:02:01,498 --> 01:02:05,273
- You're up first, Samantha.
- [ Speaking Foreign Language ]

1007
01:02:05,370 --> 01:02:08,883
I don't think so.
Tequila really messes me up.

1008
01:02:08,987 --> 01:02:10,809
It's supposed to. Come on.

1009
01:02:10,907 --> 01:02:12,730
Well, you know, if you don't do it,
I'm gonna do it...

1010
01:02:12,828 --> 01:02:16,505
- and that's one more thing I beat you at.
- Oh, you asshole!

1011
01:02:16,604 --> 01:02:19,059
All right. Pour me one.
You know what? Pour me two.

1012
01:02:19,164 --> 01:02:22,874
I feel like Tom Cruise in <i>Cocktail.</i>
[ Laughs ]

1013
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:25,493
Hey, you don't really have to do two.
I was just kidding.

1014
01:02:25,597 --> 01:02:27,899
What's the matter,
nana's boy? Can't hang?

1015
01:02:31,710 --> 01:02:33,619
- [ Laughs ]
- Wow.

1016
01:02:33,726 --> 01:02:38,167
Someone ass getting laid tonight.

1017
01:02:43,039 --> 01:02:44,862
[ Farts ]

1018
01:02:48,096 --> 01:02:50,267
Doctor, we're not
in the rain forest, man.

1019
01:02:50,368 --> 01:02:52,310
[ Laughs ]

1020
01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:55,548
My beef-
[ Sniffs ] strong.

1021
01:02:55,648 --> 01:02:58,431
Your beef wrong.

1022
01:02:58,529 --> 01:03:01,845
And here I am
with Abbott and Costello.

1023
01:03:01,953 --> 01:03:04,320
Wow. Which one did you nail?

1024
01:03:04,418 --> 01:03:07,997
[ Chuckles ]
One? Try both.

1025
01:03:08,098 --> 01:03:11,066
[ Scoffs ]
You were a dirty old whore.

1026
01:03:12,066 --> 01:03:14,205
What do you mean, <i>were?</i>

1027
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,938
Yes.

1028
01:03:36,006 --> 01:03:37,981
I wanna... sing?

1029
01:03:38,085 --> 01:03:40,093
What? You're too wasted to sing.

1030
01:03:40,198 --> 01:03:43,548
Whatever. Like there's
such a thing as too wasted.

1031
01:03:43,654 --> 01:03:46,971
- ## [ Continues ]
- Sorry.

1032
01:03:47,078 --> 01:03:49,184
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

1033
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,796
- <i>[ Record Scratches ]</i>

1034
01:03:53,896 --> 01:03:56,449
## [ Pop ]

1035
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,103
[ Screams ]
Ow!

1036
01:04:02,344 --> 01:04:04,898
Oh.

1037
01:04:06,665 --> 01:04:08,804
## [ Singing ]

1038
01:04:27,884 --> 01:04:29,826
## [ Continues ]

1039
01:04:45,230 --> 01:04:48,547
I fucking love this girl!

1040
01:04:48,655 --> 01:04:51,240
<i>[ Dante ]</i>

1041
01:04:52,687 --> 01:04:54,760
<i>[ Music, Chattering Fade ]</i>

1042
01:04:54,863 --> 01:04:57,416
<i>[ Birds Chirping ]</i>

1043
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,429
Oh.

1044
01:05:12,337 --> 01:05:14,225
[ Whispering ]
Ooh.

1045
01:05:15,218 --> 01:05:17,639
[ Groans ]
Oh.

1046
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:22,057
Oh. [ Sighs ]

1047
01:05:22,163 --> 01:05:25,229
Did I hallucinate
a party last night?

1048
01:05:25,331 --> 01:05:28,201
That is adora-
Look at the little cowboy hat.

1049
01:05:28,307 --> 01:05:31,374
- [ Chuckles ]
- Morning.

1050
01:05:31,475 --> 01:05:33,996
Well, you must have been
off duty last night, Sheriff.

1051
01:05:34,101 --> 01:05:35,956
Great, old pictures,
'cause you know, for a minute...

1052
01:05:36,052 --> 01:05:38,573
- I thought it might be something embarrassing.
- <i>[ Both Laughing ]</i>

1053
01:05:38,677 --> 01:05:41,939
- What Halloween was that?
- <i>No, that wasn't Halloween.</i>

1054
01:05:42,037 --> 01:05:45,998
- That was his first day at high school.
- Oh. Are those leopard spandex?

1055
01:05:46,102 --> 01:05:49,550
<i>[ Chuckles ]</i>
<i>Look. You can see his pee-pee.</i>

1056
01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:53,070
Okay, okay. The sheriff demands
that those pictures be burned.

1057
01:05:53,174 --> 01:05:56,022
Oh, look here.
Look at this report card.

1058
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:59,415
Let's see. All A's. Impressive.

1059
01:05:59,512 --> 01:06:01,367
I'm a genius. What can I say?

1060
01:06:01,463 --> 01:06:03,318
Well, you were
up till high school.

1061
01:06:03,415 --> 01:06:06,896
Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused.
I guess it was just puberty.

1062
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,302
Yeah. It was definitely puberty.

1063
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,441
Oh, lookit here.

1064
01:06:11,545 --> 01:06:14,742
Here's Alex's grandfather
holding baby Alex.

1065
01:06:16,186 --> 01:06:18,641
It was 1 0 years last month.

1066
01:06:18,746 --> 01:06:20,917
I'm so sorry.

1067
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:24,247
[ Cries ] That's why I like Alex
to be in the house...

1068
01:06:24,346 --> 01:06:27,281
because it makes me
feel closer to him.

1069
01:06:28,507 --> 01:06:30,580
He loved you so much.

1070
01:06:30,683 --> 01:06:34,808
I loved him, and I love you,
and I love being your roomie.

1071
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:37,723
You would have loved
my grandfather.

1072
01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:40,504
He was the coolest. He would have had
a beer or two with us last night.

1073
01:06:40,604 --> 01:06:42,459
He would have had 20.

1074
01:06:42,557 --> 01:06:45,786
- No, he had a problem.
- He would have definitely
fit in with that crowd then.

1075
01:06:45,885 --> 01:06:50,141
We had such fun last night.
I've gotta get the name of that tea.

1076
01:06:51,325 --> 01:06:53,148
Oh, my gosh. It's already noon.

1077
01:06:53,246 --> 01:06:55,963
I should probably get going.
Alex, could you give me a ride?

1078
01:06:56,063 --> 01:06:58,583
- Oh, yeah. Totally.
- It was such a pleasure.

1079
01:06:58,687 --> 01:07:01,208
- Thank you for showing me all the photos.
- Come any time, sweetheart.

1080
01:07:01,311 --> 01:07:03,134
- I've got four more boxes.
- Okay.

1081
01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,337
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.

1082
01:07:05,439 --> 01:07:08,123
- [ Mouthing Words ]
- Oh.

1083
01:07:08,224 --> 01:07:09,850
- See you later, Grandma.
- Okay.

1084
01:07:12,512 --> 01:07:15,709
[ Muttering ]

1085
01:07:15,809 --> 01:07:19,868
- Barry, I think it's time for you
and the milk maid to go home.
- <i>[ Muffled ] Okay, Alex.</i>

1086
01:07:19,969 --> 01:07:23,286
<i>Yeah. West West,yo.</i>

1087
01:07:30,563 --> 01:07:32,832
Grace, I have
a confession to make.

1088
01:07:34,499 --> 01:07:38,242
Uh, you... were my first.

1089
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:41,760
Really?

1090
01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:43,835
Oh, that's sweet.

1091
01:07:44,836 --> 01:07:47,968
Let's see. You were my, uh-

1092
01:07:49,541 --> 01:07:51,810
I don't know. 3,000 something.

1093
01:07:55,782 --> 01:08:00,158
Word up.
[ Sighs ]

1094
01:08:00,262 --> 01:08:02,531
Ah.

1095
01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:05,892
[ Inhales ]

1096
01:08:05,991 --> 01:08:07,846
I should have worn a condom.

1097
01:08:11,015 --> 01:08:12,838
<i>[ Alex ]</i>
<i>Nice place.</i>

1098
01:08:12,935 --> 01:08:15,424
I've never met anyone
with 300 roommates.

1099
01:08:15,528 --> 01:08:18,845
Yeah, it gets messy, but
I've got 50 housekeepers, so-

1100
01:08:18,952 --> 01:08:20,895
That helps.

1101
01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:23,936
- This is my room.
- Here we are.

1102
01:08:24,042 --> 01:08:25,897
Yep.

1103
01:08:29,450 --> 01:08:31,360
Thanks.

1104
01:08:31,466 --> 01:08:35,176
So I will, uh...
see you on Monday.

1105
01:08:35,274 --> 01:08:37,217
See you on Monday.

1106
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:40,553
- Thanks for the ride.
- You're welcome.

1107
01:08:47,596 --> 01:08:49,538
Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket.

1108
01:08:55,309 --> 01:08:57,349
Hey, I forgot my-

1109
01:09:02,670 --> 01:09:06,445
Wow. I just came back
to get my parking ticket.

1110
01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:10,285
- I know. Here.
- What if I had been the bellboy?

1111
01:09:10,382 --> 01:09:12,325
I was kinda hopin' you were.

1112
01:09:15,695 --> 01:09:18,510
- I'll see you at work.
- I'll be there.

1113
01:09:18,608 --> 01:09:20,431
I'll be the older gentleman.

1114
01:09:20,528 --> 01:09:23,911
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

1115
01:09:24,017 --> 01:09:26,603
[ Robot Voice ]
I am a genius.

1116
01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:29,803
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

1117
01:09:29,905 --> 01:09:35,088
[ Robot Voice ]
Samantha, you will be mine, mine.

1118
01:09:37,938 --> 01:09:40,240
Must ingest more fuel.

1119
01:09:43,667 --> 01:09:47,279
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

1120
01:09:55,893 --> 01:09:58,544
[ Beeping ]

1121
01:09:58,644 --> 01:10:00,467
[ Normal Voice ]
When did I get a message?

1122
01:10:03,189 --> 01:10:06,037
- [ Beeps ]
- [ Female Voice ] You have one new message.

1123
01:10:06,134 --> 01:10:07,956
[ Alex ]
Hey,J.P., you fuckin' freak.

1124
01:10:08,054 --> 01:10:09,876
We're partyin'.
Where are you at?

1125
01:10:09,974 --> 01:10:12,079
[ Chuckles ]
I'll chirp you later. Here's Sam.

1126
01:10:12,183 --> 01:10:14,005
[ Samantha ]
What do I- Hey,J.P.

1127
01:10:14,103 --> 01:10:16,624
We celebrated the game tonight,
so-Jeff, stop it.

1128
01:10:16,727 --> 01:10:18,735
[Jeff, Robot Voice ]
Give me the phone. My name is J.P.

1129
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,425
- I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
- [ Line Disconnects ]

1130
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,590
[ Robot Voice ]
I am not amused.

1131
01:10:27,768 --> 01:10:31,893
Yes, that's correct.
She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.

1132
01:10:31,993 --> 01:10:34,808
Yeah. Next question. Right here.

1133
01:10:34,905 --> 01:10:37,721
Do you think that she
invented the hand job?

1134
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:39,673
Ooh. No, I don't.

1135
01:10:39,770 --> 01:10:43,448
But she did say she started
the finger in the ass during a blow job.

1136
01:10:43,547 --> 01:10:45,685
Yeah. She was a pioneer.

1137
01:10:45,787 --> 01:10:49,879
Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and
gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.

1138
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:53,526
- For 1 3 hours. [ Giggles ]
- <i>[ Applause ]</i>

1139
01:10:54,748 --> 01:10:56,887
Okay. That's enough. Thank you.

1140
01:10:56,988 --> 01:10:58,963
<i>[ Applause Stops ]</i>

1141
01:10:59,069 --> 01:11:02,364
Jeff, sounded like quite
a fun party Friday. [ Snorts ]

1142
01:11:02,461 --> 01:11:06,356
- What do you mean?
- I got the hilarious message
that you and Alex left.

1143
01:11:06,461 --> 01:11:09,396
Almost as hilarious
as your... face.

1144
01:11:09,501 --> 01:11:11,356
Look, we were just kidding,J.P.

1145
01:11:11,454 --> 01:11:14,716
- [ Robot Voice ] # Don't be mad at us ##
- [ All Laughing ]

1146
01:11:14,814 --> 01:11:16,854
[ Giggles ]
So where's Alex?

1147
01:11:16,959 --> 01:11:19,774
What, did he take the day off
and die of old age?

1148
01:11:19,871 --> 01:11:22,457
- No, he went to lunch with Samantha.
- What?

1149
01:11:22,559 --> 01:11:26,105
[ Grunts, Imitates Hydraulics ]

1150
01:11:28,096 --> 01:11:29,721
[ All Laughing ]

1151
01:11:31,055 --> 01:11:34,503
So, who wants to hear about my
S.T.D. from the silent film era?

1152
01:11:34,606 --> 01:11:38,404
Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy
smelled like the Great Depression.

1153
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,007
Do you want any snacks, Alex?

1154
01:11:44,112 --> 01:11:46,152
Oh. No, thanks, Grandma.
I'm fine.

1155
01:11:46,256 --> 01:11:48,079
- [ Typing ]
- [ Electronic Whooshing ]

1156
01:11:48,177 --> 01:11:50,665
- [ Groaning ]
- <i>[ Doorbell Rings ]</i>

1157
01:11:50,768 --> 01:11:53,256
<i>[ Lilly ] Could you</i>
<i>get that please, dear?</i>

1158
01:11:53,361 --> 01:11:55,216
Sure thing, Grandma.

1159
01:11:55,313 --> 01:11:57,452
- Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex.
- I can only hope, Grace.

1160
01:12:02,595 --> 01:12:06,589
- The fuck are you doin' here?
- I need to speak with you, Alex.

1161
01:12:06,691 --> 01:12:09,474
[ Sobbing ]

1162
01:12:11,684 --> 01:12:15,579
It's just that the phone message
really bummed me out.

1163
01:12:15,684 --> 01:12:18,946
I- I can't help it
that I'm different.

1164
01:12:19,044 --> 01:12:21,084
I just-
I want you guys to like me...

1165
01:12:21,189 --> 01:12:25,412
and you look at me
like I'm a f-freak.

1166
01:12:25,509 --> 01:12:28,826
[ Whimpering, Sobbing ]

1167
01:12:28,934 --> 01:12:32,677
J.P., I gotta be honest.
The robot voice does not help your cause.

1168
01:12:32,775 --> 01:12:37,347
[ Sniffles ] I know.
I do it when I get neous.

1169
01:12:37,447 --> 01:12:40,317
- [ Groans ]
- Look, nobody hates you, okay?

1170
01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:42,245
I'm gonna talk toJeff
and the other guys...

1171
01:12:42,343 --> 01:12:44,166
and we'll all go
hang out one night.

1172
01:12:44,264 --> 01:12:47,613
- And Samantha?
- And Samantha.

1173
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:52,031
Really? That'll be awesome.
Thanks, Alex.

1174
01:12:52,137 --> 01:12:55,138
Hey, everyone at Brainasium
totally respects you.

1175
01:12:55,241 --> 01:12:58,340
I mean, you created one of the greatest
games ever when you were just a kid.

1176
01:12:58,442 --> 01:13:00,264
You're a fuckin' legend, man.

1177
01:13:00,362 --> 01:13:04,159
I know. I am pretty... amazing.

1178
01:13:04,267 --> 01:13:06,089
[ Chuckles ]

1179
01:13:06,187 --> 01:13:09,603
Mmm. What's that?

1180
01:13:09,707 --> 01:13:12,642
<i>Oh, that's nothing.</i>

1181
01:13:12,748 --> 01:13:14,690
It's-Well-

1182
01:13:14,795 --> 01:13:19,073
It's this game I've been designing
in my spare time...

1183
01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:21,002
for the last couple of years.

1184
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:24,002
Wow. This 3-D mapping
is so smooth.

1185
01:13:24,109 --> 01:13:25,800
- Yeah.
- Did you design it by yourself?

1186
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:28,487
- Yeah. Yeah.
- There's no clipping at all.

1187
01:13:28,589 --> 01:13:31,273
- Who did the programming?
- Uh, I did that too.

1188
01:13:32,590 --> 01:13:35,721
Hey, what can I say?
I'm a 3 5-year-old prodigy.

1189
01:13:35,822 --> 01:13:39,052
[ Chortling ]
Thirty-five- prodi-

1190
01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:41,452
The collision detection's
excellent on this.

1191
01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:44,269
Hey, you know what? I could, like,
take this home for you...

1192
01:13:44,367 --> 01:13:47,237
and-and maybe give you
some notes on it or something.

1193
01:13:47,344 --> 01:13:51,851
You know, that's something
a normal person... or a friend would do, right?

1194
01:13:51,952 --> 01:13:55,214
Yeah. Yeah, actually.
That-That would be really cool.

1195
01:13:55,312 --> 01:13:57,931
The lighting effects
are really realistic.

1196
01:13:58,033 --> 01:14:01,001
Here.Just, uh-

1197
01:14:01,106 --> 01:14:04,750
Do me a favor, all right?
Don't-Don't be too critical. I-I'm not a genius.

1198
01:14:04,850 --> 01:14:08,844
- I'm a genius.
- Yeah, I know you are.

1199
01:14:08,947 --> 01:14:13,170
And also, dude- I haven't told
any of the guys at work about this.

1200
01:14:13,267 --> 01:14:16,017
It's kind of a secret, uh-

1201
01:14:16,116 --> 01:14:19,149
So just be careful with that disk
and-and-and don't tell anyone.

1202
01:14:19,252 --> 01:14:22,668
Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name.
[ Chuckles ]

1203
01:14:22,772 --> 01:14:25,293
Actually, it's not. It's Philip.

1204
01:14:25,396 --> 01:14:27,436
[ Sobs ]

1205
01:14:33,429 --> 01:14:36,048
- Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please?
- Here go.

1206
01:14:36,149 --> 01:14:38,222
Thanks, pal.

1207
01:14:38,326 --> 01:14:41,326
This guy's not gonna rip my heart out
of my chest and show it to me, is he?

1208
01:14:41,431 --> 01:14:43,951
No. This is Mr. Lee Ho.

1209
01:14:44,055 --> 01:14:46,030
He's teaching me and Monkey
tae kwon do.

1210
01:14:46,135 --> 01:14:50,194
I got my yellow belt today.
Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner.

1211
01:14:50,295 --> 01:14:53,557
Monkey sucker... punch!

1212
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:57,072
- That's how I got this fat lip.
- Where's the monkey now?

1213
01:14:57,176 --> 01:14:59,282
He's upstairs,
puttin' his nunchakus away.

1214
01:14:59,384 --> 01:15:01,654
Yo, that party
was off the hook, kid.

1215
01:15:01,753 --> 01:15:04,404
Your girl can drink
her fuckin' face off.

1216
01:15:04,505 --> 01:15:08,335
- <i>[ Screeching, Banging ]</i>
- Shut up, Monkey! I got company, dude.

1217
01:15:08,442 --> 01:15:10,580
<i>[ Screeching, Banging Continue ]</i>

1218
01:15:10,682 --> 01:15:13,716
Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho
to go make the monkey be quiet?

1219
01:15:13,819 --> 01:15:16,055
Yes, sir.
[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

1220
01:15:21,787 --> 01:15:24,438
[ Foreign Language ]

1221
01:15:26,140 --> 01:15:28,180
<i>[ Screeching, Banging Continue ]</i>

1222
01:15:28,285 --> 01:15:32,180
[ Shouting ]

1223
01:15:33,789 --> 01:15:35,612
[ Foreign Language ]

1224
01:15:37,309 --> 01:15:42,525
- Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese.
- Yeah, I can see that.

1225
01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:46,201
<i>[ Lee Ho Shouting,</i>
<i>Blows Landing ]</i>

1226
01:15:46,302 --> 01:15:48,921
- <i>[ Thud, Glass Breaking ]</i>
- What the fuck?

1227
01:15:49,023 --> 01:15:51,740
Mr. Lee Ho?

1228
01:15:55,456 --> 01:15:57,311
Monkey?

1229
01:16:01,985 --> 01:16:03,479
- <i>[ Screeching ]</i>
- <i>[ Crash ]</i>

1230
01:16:03,585 --> 01:16:06,432
- Oh, shit!

1231
01:16:06,689 --> 01:16:10,268
You have to cup your arm at the bottom
tightly and then release slowly like this.

1232
01:16:10,370 --> 01:16:13,217
- Watch.
- [ Farting Noise ]

1233
01:16:13,313 --> 01:16:15,136
Try it.

1234
01:16:16,578 --> 01:16:18,848
- [ Soft Farting Noise ]
- Dude, I- I can't do it.

1235
01:16:18,946 --> 01:16:21,794
Just practice on the weekends
and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.

1236
01:16:26,755 --> 01:16:28,577
Don't tell me
your grandma beats you.

1237
01:16:28,675 --> 01:16:32,221
That's... more believable
than what actually happened.

1238
01:16:32,324 --> 01:16:34,146
So, what's this
big meeting about?

1239
01:16:34,244 --> 01:16:36,448
[ Inhales ]
I think it's about farting.

1240
01:16:36,549 --> 01:16:38,654
[ Farting Noise ]

1241
01:16:40,197 --> 01:16:43,546
Gentlemen, Samantha...

1242
01:16:43,653 --> 01:16:47,199
last night I received
a rough copy ofJ.P.'s new game...

1243
01:16:47,302 --> 01:16:50,434
and let me just say that
it invaded my mind with such force...

1244
01:16:50,534 --> 01:16:54,277
I thought I was going to explode
into the atmosphere.

1245
01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:56,197
It really is amazing.

1246
01:16:56,295 --> 01:16:59,263
<i>[ Cheezle ] Yes. If you</i>
<i>turn your attention to the monitor...</i>

1247
01:16:59,367 --> 01:17:01,823
I'll give you a glimpse
of the future.

1248
01:17:01,927 --> 01:17:04,349
Prepare your minds for...
''Demonik.''

1249
01:17:04,456 --> 01:17:06,147
- What?
- <i>[ Electronic Whooshing ]</i>

1250
01:17:08,552 --> 01:17:10,942
- This is my game.
- Shh. I wanna watch.

1251
01:17:11,049 --> 01:17:13,897
<i>Uh</i>- <i>Hey, no. No. Stop, please.</i>

1252
01:17:13,994 --> 01:17:16,677
- <i>This</i>- <i>This is my game.</i>
-<i>[ Electronic Whooshing ]</i>

1253
01:17:16,778 --> 01:17:20,707
- What are you saying, Alex?
- I've been developing this game
for over three years.

1254
01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:23,560
What are you talkin' about?
I've been workin' on this game all year.

1255
01:17:23,658 --> 01:17:25,481
You know that, Mr. Cheezle.

1256
01:17:25,578 --> 01:17:27,401
Okay, that's bullshit.

1257
01:17:27,499 --> 01:17:29,888
RoboBitch came over to my house last night.
I showed him this game.

1258
01:17:29,995 --> 01:17:32,581
He said he was gonna give me
some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it.

1259
01:17:32,684 --> 01:17:36,033
- Do you have another copy of the game?
- No.

1260
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,995
Oh, well. That's convenient.
[ Snorts ]

1261
01:17:38,093 --> 01:17:39,816
Why didn't you tell me
you were designing a game?

1262
01:17:39,917 --> 01:17:42,306
[ Exhales ] I don't know.
I-I was self-conscious about it.

1263
01:17:42,413 --> 01:17:45,893
<i>Oh, how cute. He's just trying</i>
<i>to get into your pants.</i>

1264
01:17:45,997 --> 01:17:49,859
<i>Dude, I will come over there and kick your</i>
<i>robot head right off of that skinny fuckin'body.</i>

1265
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:53,315
Wait, Alex. You're really clouding
the energy in this room right now.

1266
01:17:53,422 --> 01:17:55,626
Is there any way that you can
prove that this is your game?

1267
01:17:55,727 --> 01:17:57,866
- Challenge him, dude.
- Yeah!

1268
01:17:57,966 --> 01:18:00,388
What's that gonna prove,Jeff?
He probably stole the game from me...

1269
01:18:00,495 --> 01:18:02,862
copied it and learned
all the moves in one night.

1270
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,032
- Mr. Cheezle, this is sad.
- Okay. That's it!

1271
01:18:05,136 --> 01:18:06,697
[ Cheezle ]
Whoa!

1272
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:09,386
- [ Imitates Hydraulics ]
- <i>[ Cheezle ] Wow, Alex.</i>

1273
01:18:09,488 --> 01:18:13,579
Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come
back tomorrow and apologize toJ.P. I'm sorry.

1274
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,714
Apologize? I been bustin'
my ass on this game!

1275
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:19,184
Okay. Now your energy
is really scarin' me.

1276
01:18:19,282 --> 01:18:21,518
You know what?
Fuck energy. FuckJ.P.

1277
01:18:21,617 --> 01:18:24,236
Fuck Brainasium.
Fuck all of you. I quit.

1278
01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:26,379
- Wait! Alex-
- Let him go. Let him go.

1279
01:18:26,482 --> 01:18:28,587
- <i>[ Door Opens ]</i>
- Let him find his center and realign his chi.

1280
01:18:30,131 --> 01:18:33,360
- That's right, Monkey. Play my head.

1281
01:18:34,931 --> 01:18:38,281
- I want you to take the Frankenstein shit...

1282
01:18:38,388 --> 01:18:41,552
the deer shit, the green monster,
the bling and the bling-bling...

1283
01:18:41,652 --> 01:18:43,889
and I want you to roll it all
into one joint.

1284
01:18:43,989 --> 01:18:46,411
No one's ever been
brave enough to try that.

1285
01:18:46,517 --> 01:18:49,900
One man is. Roll it.

1286
01:18:50,006 --> 01:18:54,065
I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go
to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

1287
01:18:54,165 --> 01:18:57,199
[ Brakes Screech,
Engine Revs, Shuts Off]

1288
01:18:59,863 --> 01:19:03,792
- Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here?
- Hi, Samantha.

1289
01:19:03,895 --> 01:19:05,870
No, honey. He should be at work.

1290
01:19:05,976 --> 01:19:07,798
But-Why? Is there something wrong?

1291
01:19:07,896 --> 01:19:11,890
No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an
argument at work over this video game, and-

1292
01:19:11,992 --> 01:19:15,254
- Alex's game, ''Demonik''?
- Yeah. Do you know it?

1293
01:19:15,352 --> 01:19:17,687
Of course. I love it.

1294
01:19:17,785 --> 01:19:19,694
I'm almost at
the final checking point...

1295
01:19:19,801 --> 01:19:22,135
except I have to deal
with those zombies.

1296
01:19:22,233 --> 01:19:24,056
They keep biting my neck.
[ Chuckles ]

1297
01:19:24,154 --> 01:19:26,325
- Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor?
- Sure.

1298
01:19:26,426 --> 01:19:28,597
[ Cackles ]

1299
01:19:28,698 --> 01:19:31,481
I'm videotapin' this
for scientific research.

1300
01:19:31,578 --> 01:19:33,488
This shit will be
on the Discovery Channel.

1301
01:19:39,932 --> 01:19:43,129
[ Coughing ]

1302
01:19:44,348 --> 01:19:46,170
Don't judge me, Monkey.

1303
01:19:51,293 --> 01:19:54,839
I just don't understand it. Why would
anybody do that, try to steal that from him?

1304
01:19:54,942 --> 01:19:56,884
<i>[ Samantha ] I don't know, Lilly,</i>
<i>but he's not gonna</i>-

1305
01:19:56,989 --> 01:19:58,812
Keep tryin', guys.
Backstreet for life. Oh, hey.

1306
01:19:58,910 --> 01:20:00,732
Hey,Jeff. Can you find Alex?

1307
01:20:00,830 --> 01:20:03,962
I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's
office and get this mess figured out.

1308
01:20:04,062 --> 01:20:06,484
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally.
- Thank you.

1309
01:20:06,591 --> 01:20:09,526
- Hello,Jeffrey.
- What's up, silver fox?

1310
01:20:09,631 --> 01:20:11,519
Why are you so sweaty?

1311
01:20:11,616 --> 01:20:14,071
- Oh, I started a fight club.
- Oh.

1312
01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:15,998
Yeah. So, where's Alex?

1313
01:20:16,096 --> 01:20:18,103
We don't know.
Nobody can find him.

1314
01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:21,371
I know where he is.
Come on, babe.

1315
01:20:29,313 --> 01:20:31,769
You got skills.

1316
01:20:31,874 --> 01:20:34,046
<i>[ Phone Ringing ]</i>

1317
01:20:34,146 --> 01:20:38,173
- <i>[ Ringing Continues ]</i>
- Wh-What is that ringing?

1318
01:20:39,843 --> 01:20:42,047
- Do I have a tumor?
- [ Rings ]

1319
01:20:42,147 --> 01:20:43,969
- Oh. Hello?
- [ Phone Beeps ]

1320
01:20:44,067 --> 01:20:47,166
- Hey, Dante. Is Alex there?
- Hold on.

1321
01:20:47,268 --> 01:20:49,635
Phone's for you.
I think it's the devil.

1322
01:20:53,188 --> 01:20:55,742
- Hello?
- Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work.

1323
01:20:55,844 --> 01:20:59,260
- [ Inhaling ]
- I quit there fuckin' months ago, man.

1324
01:20:59,365 --> 01:21:02,497
- How baked are you right now?
- Who is this?

1325
01:21:02,598 --> 01:21:07,301
[ Laughing ]
Is this Ma Albert?

1326
01:21:07,398 --> 01:21:10,214
[ Mouths Words ]
God, you're torched.

1327
01:21:10,310 --> 01:21:12,700
Um- Okay, look.
There's an emergency.

1328
01:21:12,807 --> 01:21:14,695
J.P. revealed himself
to be an actual robot...

1329
01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:17,573
and he kidnapped your grandma,
and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head.

1330
01:21:17,671 --> 01:21:20,868
- My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there.
- [ Beeps ]

1331
01:21:20,968 --> 01:21:23,139
- [ Moaning ]
- He's on his way.

1332
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:26,589
- How much time to we have?
- Enough time to 69.

1333
01:21:26,697 --> 01:21:30,559
- Oh.Just like Don Knotts.
- Oh. Hello, Mayberry.

1334
01:21:30,665 --> 01:21:33,764
You gotta give me a ride.

1335
01:21:33,865 --> 01:21:36,321
I'm way too baked to drive
to the devil's house.

1336
01:21:39,274 --> 01:21:41,097
[ Laughing ]

1337
01:21:41,194 --> 01:21:44,162
- Drive, Monkey! Drive!
- <i>[ Car Horn Honking ]</i>

1338
01:21:44,267 --> 01:21:46,406
[ Chittering ]

1339
01:21:46,507 --> 01:21:49,225
I love what you did
with the bit-mapping.

1340
01:21:49,323 --> 01:21:54,245
Very stylish, very aggressive,
very, very Miyamoto.

1341
01:21:54,348 --> 01:21:57,218
- Right. That's what I was going for.
- <i>[ Door Opens ]</i>

1342
01:21:57,325 --> 01:22:00,554
- Um, excuse me, Mr. Cheezle?
- Yes, Samantha?

1343
01:22:00,653 --> 01:22:04,298
- I have proof thatJ.P. stole Alex's game.
- What proof?

1344
01:22:12,878 --> 01:22:15,246
I can't believe this stupidity!

1345
01:22:15,342 --> 01:22:18,659
- You actually want me to play
a 90-year-old woman?
- Ninety?

1346
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:20,906
- [ Chittering ]
- <i>[ Alex ] Grandma.</i>

1347
01:22:21,007 --> 01:22:25,350
- What are you doin' here?
- I'm tryin' to show these people
that you are not a liar.

1348
01:22:25,456 --> 01:22:27,911
Okay, let's go.
Let's start the game.

1349
01:22:28,016 --> 01:22:30,155
<i>[ Cheezle ] All your attention</i>
<i>on the monitors, everybody.</i>

1350
01:22:32,593 --> 01:22:34,153
Here I come to get ya.

1351
01:22:35,601 --> 01:22:37,903
- Get him. Get him.
- There he is. Okay. Okay.

1352
01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:44,170
Come on!

1353
01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:49,549
- Yes!
- How about that?

1354
01:22:51,635 --> 01:22:53,064
Fireball! Fireball!

1355
01:22:53,172 --> 01:22:55,212
<i>Take this Level 2 lightning.</i>

1356
01:22:57,171 --> 01:22:59,026
That's not good.
Don't worry. You're fine.

1357
01:22:59,124 --> 01:23:00,651
Take a little bit of the plague.

1358
01:23:04,981 --> 01:23:06,988
<i>[ Alex ]</i>
<i>Come on, Grandma. Get up.</i>

1359
01:23:08,182 --> 01:23:09,611
Come on. Get up. Get up.
Recover. Recover.

1360
01:23:09,717 --> 01:23:14,355
Hey, it's 4:00. <i>Murder, She Wrote</i>
is on. [ Chuckles ]

1361
01:23:14,454 --> 01:23:17,105
-Jerk!
- Get him, Lilly. Get him-

1362
01:23:18,775 --> 01:23:20,749
Don't forget I'm a prodigy.

1363
01:23:27,895 --> 01:23:30,034
[ Roaring ]

1364
01:23:31,224 --> 01:23:34,541
And don't forget
it's my grandson's game.

1365
01:23:34,649 --> 01:23:38,064
I will taste your flesh!

1366
01:23:38,169 --> 01:23:41,552
<i>[ Cheering, Applause ]</i>

1367
01:23:44,377 --> 01:23:46,712
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

1368
01:23:48,378 --> 01:23:51,761
- [ Indistinct ]

1369
01:23:51,867 --> 01:23:55,183
- You guys, stop.
- That's right, Grandma.

1370
01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:57,527
I am so sorry
I didn't believe you, Alex.

1371
01:23:57,627 --> 01:24:02,811
You know, I had a dream last night.
I was a snake slithering through the grass...

1372
01:24:02,908 --> 01:24:06,170
<i>until I came upon a dead elk.</i>

1373
01:24:06,268 --> 01:24:11,539
And I climbed... into his soul.
And it's there I stayed until morning.

1374
01:24:11,645 --> 01:24:17,243
Which meant that I will...
underestimate someone very close to me.

1375
01:24:17,342 --> 01:24:21,052
<i>Wow. Where do you get your weed?</i>

1376
01:24:21,151 --> 01:24:24,664
- From you, Dante.
- Oh, yeah!

1377
01:24:24,767 --> 01:24:26,971
What's up, Mr. Cheezle?

1378
01:24:27,071 --> 01:24:29,940
Okay,J.P. Let's go.

1379
01:24:30,047 --> 01:24:31,869
We'll have your mom
come and pick you up.

1380
01:24:31,967 --> 01:24:34,007
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]

1381
01:24:34,112 --> 01:24:36,567
[ Robot Voice ]
Take care,J.P.

1382
01:24:37,984 --> 01:24:40,952
[ Robot Voice ]
Please sit on my face.

1383
01:24:41,057 --> 01:24:42,879
That was not appropriate.

1384
01:24:52,706 --> 01:24:54,648
To the release... of''Demonik.''

1385
01:24:54,755 --> 01:24:56,577
- Cheers.
- Hear, hear.

1386
01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:59,010
- Yeah.
- <i>Kanpai.</i>

1387
01:24:59,106 --> 01:25:01,856
- Woo!
- Hey-Hey, Dante.

1388
01:25:01,955 --> 01:25:03,548
- We're all toasting.
- <i>Hold up,yo.</i>

1389
01:25:03,651 --> 01:25:07,481
- I been savin' this weed for a special occasion.
- What kind is this?

1390
01:25:07,588 --> 01:25:09,411
This one's called
the brown bomber...

1391
01:25:09,509 --> 01:25:12,673
'cause when you smoke it,
you get so stoned you shit your pants!

1392
01:25:12,773 --> 01:25:14,398
- [ Laughs ]
- Oh.

1393
01:25:14,501 --> 01:25:16,923
- I'm not- I don't wanna do that.
- <i>[ Barry ] Uh,yeah.</i>

1394
01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:19,844
I already shit my pants
this month, so I'm good.

1395
01:25:19,941 --> 01:25:22,909
- Whatever.
- <i>[ Loud Thud ]</i>

1396
01:25:25,190 --> 01:25:27,808
<i>Uh, what the fuck was that?</i>

1397
01:25:27,910 --> 01:25:30,277
That's a present
Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex.

1398
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:33,245
<i>[ Clicking Tongue, Laughs ]</i>

1399
01:25:33,351 --> 01:25:35,872
<i>[ Loud Thud ]</i>

1400
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,975
Dude, a bag of weed
would have been fine.

1401
01:25:39,079 --> 01:25:41,120
- <i>[ Elephant Trumpets ]</i>
- <i>[ Thud ]</i>

1402
01:25:41,224 --> 01:25:44,454
- <i>[ Screeches ]</i>