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[Man Announcing]
The winner of a 30,000 dollar scholarship...

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is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz.

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And the new Miss America
is Miss Kansas...

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<i>Tara Dawn Holland!</i>

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[Audience Cheering]

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...scholarship...

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is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz.

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[Audience Cheering]

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And the new Miss America
is Miss Kansas, Tara Dawn Holland!

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<i>[Man] There are two kinds
of people in this world-</i>

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<i>winners and losers.</i>

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Inside each and every one of you...

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at the very core of your being...

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is a winner
waiting to be awakened...

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and unleashed upon the world.

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With my nine-step
"Refuse to Lose" program...

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you now have the necessary
tools and the insights...

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and the know-how to put
your losing habits behind you...

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and to go out and make
your dreams come true.

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[Sighs]
No hesitating.

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[Chuckles]
No complaining.

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And no excuses.

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I want you to go out
in the world...

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and I want you to be winners!

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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<i>[Woman]
I'm on my way.</i>

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I don't know how long.
I don't know!

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Richard, he has
nowhere else to go.

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I'm not smoking.
I'm not!

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Look, I'm at the hospital.
Yeah, okay. Bye.

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<i>[Woman On P.A., Indistinct]</i>

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Miss Hoover?
Your brother's fine.

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<i>I need you to keep him away
from sharp objects-knives, scissors.</i>

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<i>If you have medications, depressants
in your house, keep them secure.</i>

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<i>- I'd prefer to keep him, but-
- I know. The insurance.</i>

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You want to see him?

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<i>[Chattering]</i>

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Hey, Frank.

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Sheryl.

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I'm so glad you're still here.

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Well, that makes one of us.

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<i>[Man On Radio] A strong low pressure
system passed across New Mexico...</i>

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<i>bringing with it a little moisture
that will cool things off a bit.</i>

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<i>We may even see a five- to 10-degree drop
in temperatures in Albuquerque.</i>

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<i>There will be no significant
accumulations of rainfall-</i>

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Do you want to talk or no?

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<i>- Nearly nothing, but statewide 93%-
- No.</i>

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Hello?

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Anyone?

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Down here.
We have you with Dwayne.

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[Knocks]

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<i>Dwayne, hi.
Uncle Frank's here.</i>

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He doesn't mind, Frank.
We talked.

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<i>Wha- I know. I know. But we can't have you
sleeping alone. The doctor said.</i>

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I'm sorry.
I have to insist.

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You'll get along fine.
He's really quiet.

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<i>And here's your cot.</i>

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Please, Frank.

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Please.

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Thank you.

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I'm gonna start dinner.

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You can come out
when you're settled.

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And, uh, just leave the door open.
That's important.

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Dwayne, honey, there's
a bucket of chicken in the car.

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Can you get it?
And, uh, I'll make a salad.

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<i>- Olive?
- [Girl] Yeah?</i>

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<i>- Is Grandpa with you?
- Yeah.</i>

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<i>- What are you guys doing?
- Rehearsing.</i>

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<i>- Okay, well, dinner in 10 minutes.
- Okay.</i>

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- Hi.
- Hi. Frank's here.

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Oh, God.
Did, uh, Stan Grossman call?

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<i>Well, check the machine.</i>

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- Dwayne, please, come on.
The chicken. It's in the car.
- [Machine Beeps]

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Will you set the table?
We'll do paper plates tonight.

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<i>[Woman On Machine] Remember Olive
was runner-up in the Little Miss Sunshine?</i>

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<i>- They just called right now-
- Hey, it's your sister!</i>

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Fuck.

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[Phone Beeping]

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Hi. Richard Hoover
for Stan Grossman, please.

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Any way to reach him or-

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<i>Well, I'm just wondering
if this darn book deal is done or not.</i>

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<i>- [Clattering]
- If-</i>

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<i>- Yes.
- [Clattering]</i>

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Okay, could you please just have him
call me anytime over the weekend?

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He has my cell number.
Just to let me know we're on.

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Okay? Thank you. Bye.

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- So what happened with Stan Grossman?
- He's in Scottsdale.

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<i>Why didn't he call?</i>

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Will you let me
worry about this, please?

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Dwayne, can you check on Frank?
Tell him it's dinnertime.

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<i>Olive! Dinnertime!</i>

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<i>[Olive]
Coming!</i>

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What? Dinner?

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What, you don't talk anymore?

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<i>Why not?</i>

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<i>You can talk.
You just choose not to?</i>

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<i>Is that Nietzsche?</i>

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You don't speak
because of Friedrich Nietzsche.

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Far out.

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<i>[Sheryl Sighs]
Frank, you can sit here next to Dwayne.</i>

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Here's the salad, and I'm gonna run
and get Sprite for everyone.

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<i>Olive, come on!
Dinnertime!</i>

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<i>[Olive]
Okay.</i>

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So who do you hang out with?

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No one?

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<i>What about your family?</i>

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<i>Frank! Hey!</i>

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- Richard.
- Good to... see you.

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[Groans]

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<i>[Dishes Clattering]</i>

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Let me get Olive.

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<i>- Olive? Dad?
- [Sheryl] You guys, go on and start.</i>

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<i>- Let's go!
- [Olive] We're coming.</i>

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<i>- Frank, some Sprite?
- Yes.</i>

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<i>And I want everyone to have
at least a little salad.</i>

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Thanks, Sheryl.

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Honey.

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So, Sheryl, I couldn't help noticing
Dwayne has stopped speaking.

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Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence.

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You've taken a vow of silence?

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<i>Yeah. He's gonna join the Air Force Academy,
become a test pilot...</i>

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and he's taken a vow of silence
until he reaches that goal.

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<i>- You're kidding?
- Hi, Uncle Frank.</i>

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Oh, hey, Olive.
Wow, you're gettin' big.

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<i>Almost like a real person.</i>

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<i>- [Chuckles]
- [Olive Gasps]</i>

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- What happened to your arms?
- Olive.

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<i>That's all right.
I had a little accident. I'm okay.</i>

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- How's the, uh, routine coming, honey?
- It's good.

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Yeah? When are you
gonna show it to us?

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I don't know.
It's up to Grandpa.

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A couple of days.
It still needs work.

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What's that? Chicken?
Every night it's the fuckin' chicken!

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- Holy God Almighty! It is possible just once-
- Dad!

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we could get something to eat around here
that's not the goddamn fucking chicken?

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<i>- Hey, Dad! Dad!
- I'm just sayin'-</i>

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<i>- Christ.
- When you want to start cooking
your own food, you're welcome.</i>

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- At Sunset Manor, you know-
- If you like Sunset Manor,
you shouldn't have got kicked out.

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<i>For God's sakes.</i>

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So when did you start
with the vow?

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<i>Been nine months, Frank.
He hasn't said a word.</i>

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Not one. I think it shows
tremendous discipline.

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- Richard.
- I really do.

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Really. I think we could
learn something from Dwayne.

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Dwayne has a goal.
He has a dream.

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It may not be my dream,
may not be yours...

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but he's pursuing it with
great conviction and focus.

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In fact, I was thinking
about the nine steps-

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Oh, for crying out loud!

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And how Dwayne's utilizing seven of them
in his personal quest to self-fulfillment.

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Richard, please.

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Well, I'm just saying
I've come around.

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I think he could use our support.

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How did it happen?

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- How did what happen?
- Your accident.

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Honey, here.

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<i>[Frank] Oh, no, it's okay.
Unless you object.</i>

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No, I'm pro-honesty here.
I just think, you know, it's up to you.

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Be my guest.

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Olive, um, Uncle Frank
didn't really have an accident.

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<i>What happened was he...
tried to kill himself.</i>

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<i>You did? Why?</i>

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[Stammering] I'm sorry. I don't think
this is an appropriate conversation.

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Honey, let's let Uncle Frank
finish his dinner, okay? Shh.

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Why did you want to kill yourself?

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<i>[Richard]
No, don't answer the question, Frank.</i>

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<i>- Richard! Richard!
- He's not gonna answer the question. Frank.</i>

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- I wanted to kill myself-
- Don't listen to him.

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<i>- I was very unhappy.
- He's sick in his head.</i>

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- Richard!
- I'm sorry! I don't think it's
an appropriate conversation...

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- for a seven-year-old.
- She's gonna find out anyway.

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- Okay.
- Go on, Frank.

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Why were you unhappy?

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Um, well, there are a lot of reasons.

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Mainly, though, I fell in love
with someone who didn't love me back.

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Who?

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<i>One of my grad students.
I was very much in love with him.</i>

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Him?

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<i>It was a boy?
You fell in love with a boy?</i>

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- Yes, I did. Very much so.
- That's silly.

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<i>You're right. It was silly.
It was very, very silly.</i>

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- There's another word for it.
- Dad.

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<i>- So, that's when you tried to kill yourself?
- Well, no.</i>

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The boy that I was in love with fell in love
with another man- Larry Sugarman.

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- Who's Larry Sugarman?
- Larry Sugarman is, perhaps...

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the second most highly regarded
Proust scholar in the U.S.

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- Who's number one?
- That would be me, Rich.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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So that's when.

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No. What happened was
I was a bit upset...

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so I said some things
that I shouldn't have said...

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<i>and I did some things
that I shouldn't have done...</i>

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and subsequently
I was fired from my job...

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<i>and forced to move out of my apartment
and move into a motel.</i>

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[Blowing Nose]

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<i>- And that's when you tried to-
- Well, no.</i>

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Actually, all of that was okay.

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What happened was two days ago the
MacArthur Foundation, in its infinite wisdom...

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<i>awarded a genius grant
to Larry Sugarman.</i>

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And that's when I-

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<i>Decided to check out early.</i>

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Yes. Yes. And I failed
at that as well.

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<i>Olive, the important thing
to understand here...</i>

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<i>is that Uncle Frank
gave up on himself.</i>

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He made a series of foolish choices-
I'm sorry- and he gave up on himself...

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which is something winners never do.

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So that's the story, okay?
Now, everyone, just let's move on and, uh-

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<i>- [Sheryl Continues]
- Is he always like this? How can you stand it?</i>

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Olive, tell him about your
routine while you're doing this.

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Okay. Little Miss Chili Pepper is
a beauty contest for everyone in Albuquerque...

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but you have to be six or seven
and you have to be a girl.

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This is our sister.

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- Cindy.
- Spring break.

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Dwayne went to see his dad
in Florida for two weeks...

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and Olive went to Laguna
to see her cousins.

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- She made it to the top
of the regionals out there.
- I was in second place.

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Well, what do you think
your chances are?

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I think I can win,
because some of the other girls...

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<i>they've been doing it longer,
but I practice every day.</i>

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- Yeah. Good luck.
- Not about luck, Frank.

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<i>Luck is the name losers give
to their own failings.</i>

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It's about wanting to win,
willing yourself to win.

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- You've got to want it badder than anybody else.
- I do.

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<i>- Then you're gonna be a winner.
- [Sheryl] Richard.</i>

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It's the truth.

227
00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:40,347
<i>You know, actually, there is a message
from Cindy on the machine.</i>

228
00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:42,362
Something about Little Mrs. Sunshine.

229
00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:45,719
<i>- What? Little Miss Sunshine?
- Yeah.</i>

230
00:15:45,719 --> 00:15:47,349
What?

231
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,544
<i>- [Machine Beeps]
- [Woman On Machine] Sheryl, it's Cindy.</i>

232
00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,463
Remember when Olive
was here last month?

233
00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:58,861
She was runner-up in the
regional Little Miss Sunshine?

234
00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:02,315
<i>They just called right now and said that
the girl who won had to forfeit her crown.</i>

235
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:05,192
I don't know why.
Something about diet pills.

236
00:16:05,192 --> 00:16:08,646
- Now she has a place in the state
contest in Redondo Beach!
- [Screaming]

237
00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:11,620
<i>- [Continues, Indistinct]
- [Screaming Continues]</i>

238
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,826
Oh, my gosh! I won!
I won! I won! I won!

239
00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:15,745
<i>- [Richard] Finish your dinner!
- I'm finished!</i>

240
00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:18,431
- What happened?
- I'm just calling to- Cindy!

241
00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:22,556
Yeah, we just got it.
Yeah, she basically went crazy.

242
00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:25,241
<i>- [Olive] I won! I won! I won!
- No, I didn't get that.</i>

243
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:29,271
<i>- The machine cut you off. Okay.
- [Olive Continues, Indistinct]</i>

244
00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:32,628
<i>Redondo Beach. This Sunday?</i>

245
00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:36,657
<i>- Wh-Are you guys going?
- [Whispering] Yes.</i>

246
00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:39,727
- Can you put it off?
- They have to. They have to.

247
00:16:39,727 --> 00:16:42,412
- Where does that leave us?
- We can't do it. We can't.

248
00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:45,099
No, no- No, I understand
that, Cindy. Yeah.

249
00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:48,553
- They-
- I just- No, I'll just
figure it out. Okay, bye-bye.

250
00:16:48,553 --> 00:16:51,526
It's this Sunday?
Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her?

251
00:16:51,526 --> 00:16:53,540
They have some equestrian
thing in Santa Barbara.

252
00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,227
You know, they do that horse
shit every single weekend.

253
00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:59,872
Well, it's the nationals. They're taking
both horses, so apparently it's a big deal.

254
00:16:59,872 --> 00:17:02,270
What about Olive?

255
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:07,354
Little Miss Sunshine!
Little Miss Sunshine! I won!

256
00:17:07,354 --> 00:17:09,561
I won!

257
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,671
I'm going! We're going!

258
00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:14,069
- You promised?
- We'll fly out and come back Monday.

259
00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:16,563
- How are you gonna get around out there?
- We'll rent a car.

260
00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:19,058
- And stay at a hotel?
- We can afford it.

261
00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:22,319
- This is our seed money.
- Well, if I had a little help bringin' it in.

262
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,621
- Don't start that.
- It all goes to your nine steps!

263
00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:26,924
I told you I'm gonna talk
to Stan Grossman!

264
00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:30,473
We're gonna get locked and loaded on this
deal and start generating some income!

265
00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:33,351
<i>- But in the meantime we've gotta be-
- Okay, okay! We'll drive!</i>

266
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:36,421
- I'm not drivin'.
- How are you gonna fit Grandpa in the Miata?

267
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:39,203
<i>- Well, Grandpa does not have to come.
- What? I coached her!</i>

268
00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:41,409
I gave her the moves.
I gotta go.

269
00:17:41,409 --> 00:17:44,575
- Why don't you take the V.W.?
- I cannot drive a shift. I tried.

270
00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:46,973
<i>- We'll fly there.
- We can't afford it.</i>

271
00:17:46,973 --> 00:17:51,577
Well, that's what we're gonna do
unless you have a better idea.

272
00:17:51,577 --> 00:17:53,784
Here. This is dessert.

273
00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:59,635
<i>I won! I won!
I won! I won! I won!</i>

274
00:17:59,635 --> 00:18:02,033
I won! I won! I won!

275
00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:10,092
<i>Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine!
Little Miss Sunshine!</i>

276
00:18:10,092 --> 00:18:12,106
All right.
I'll drive the bus.

277
00:18:12,106 --> 00:18:15,848
Richard, I was told explicitly
not to leave Frank by himself.

278
00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:17,766
- No offense, Frank.
- None taken.

279
00:18:17,766 --> 00:18:20,260
You got Dwayne here.
They can look after each other.

280
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:23,234
No, Richard! That's asking too much.
If something happened-

281
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:26,687
We can't go, then, unless
Dwayne and Frank go with us.

282
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:30,525
<i>- [Olive] Mom, where's my bathing suit?
- Right.</i>

283
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,786
Frank?

284
00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:36,088
<i>- I found it!
- [Door Slams]</i>

285
00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:37,911
Okay.

286
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:41,460
<i>I'm going! I'm going!
I'm going!</i>

287
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:45,105
Oh, Dwayne, come on, please.
Think of your sister.

288
00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:48,942
<i>[Richard] Come on, Dwayne.
It'll be a lot of fun.</i>

289
00:18:48,942 --> 00:18:51,341
<i>You can go to the beach and-</i>

290
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,768
<i>[Frank]
"This is unfair.</i>

291
00:18:57,768 --> 00:19:01,989
"All I ask is...

292
00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:05,250
<i>that you leave me alone."</i>

293
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:11,102
Dwayne, flight school.

294
00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:14,460
I will give you permission
for flight school.

295
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:19,448
<i>[Olive] I won! I won! I won! I won!
I'm gonna win this one too!</i>

296
00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:31,631
"But I'm not going...

297
00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:34,701
to have any fun."

298
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:37,386
<i>Yeah, we're all with you
on that one, Dwayne.</i>

299
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,977
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Is Grandpa coming to California?

300
00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,663
<i>- We're all coming, honey.
- [Richard] Hey, uh, hold on.</i>

301
00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:44,677
Olive, come over here
for a second.

302
00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:47,075
<i>Come here.
Sit down for a second.</i>

303
00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:51,488
Look, there's no sense
in entering a contest...

304
00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:53,790
if you don't think
you're gonna win.

305
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:58,203
So do you think you can win
Little Miss Sunshine?

306
00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:00,985
<i>Richard-</i>

307
00:20:00,985 --> 00:20:03,576
Are you gonna win?

308
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:08,756
Yes!

309
00:20:08,756 --> 00:20:13,072
We're going to California.
[Laughs]

310
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,610
Good night, Dwayne.

311
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,723
<i>[Writing]</i>

312
00:20:38,014 --> 00:20:40,988
<i>Not on your watch.
I wouldn't do that to you.</i>

313
00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:51,924
<i>[Sighs]
Thank you, Dwayne.</i>

314
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,432
Coming from you,
that means a lot.

315
00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:58,255
Good night.

316
00:21:47,562 --> 00:21:51,303
Jesus, I'm tired.
I'm so fucking tired.

317
00:21:51,303 --> 00:21:53,222
Do you know how tired I am?

318
00:21:53,222 --> 00:21:56,579
If some girl came up to me,
begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it.

319
00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:59,841
<i>- Dad? Watch the language, huh?
- That's how tired I am.</i>

320
00:21:59,841 --> 00:22:01,855
She's listening to music.

321
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:04,541
Olive, I'll give you a million dollars
if you turn around.

322
00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:06,556
<i>- See?
- All right.</i>

323
00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,667
<i>- But the rest of us.
- Oh, the rest of you.</i>

324
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:11,352
Can I give you some advice?

325
00:22:11,352 --> 00:22:14,326
Well, I'm gonna
give it to you anyway.

326
00:22:14,326 --> 00:22:18,451
- I don't want you making
the same mistakes I made.
- Can't wait to hear this.

327
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:21,425
Dwayne-That's your name,
right? Dwayne?

328
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:24,303
<i>This is the voice
of experience talking.</i>

329
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:27,277
<i>Are you listening?
Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne.</i>

330
00:22:27,277 --> 00:22:30,538
<i>- Hey! Dad!
- Not just one woman. A lot of women.</i>

331
00:22:30,538 --> 00:22:32,649
<i>- That's enough, all right?
- Are you gettin' any?</i>

332
00:22:32,649 --> 00:22:35,431
<i>- Dad!
- You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?</i>

333
00:22:35,431 --> 00:22:38,501
<i>- Come on, please.
- No? Jesus. You're what, 15?</i>

334
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,803
<i>- My God, man!
- Dad!</i>

335
00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:44,160
<i>You should be gettin' that young stuff.
That young stuff is the best in the world.</i>

336
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,942
- Dad, that's enough! Stop it!
- Will you kindly not interrupt!

337
00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:50,203
See, right now you're jailbait.
They're jailbait. It's perfect.

338
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:53,848
I mean, you hit 18-Man, you're
talking about three to five.

339
00:22:53,848 --> 00:22:55,863
Hey, I will pull
this truck over right now!

340
00:22:55,863 --> 00:22:59,124
So pull the truck over!
Fuck you! I can say what I want.

341
00:22:59,124 --> 00:23:02,002
- I still got Nazi bullets in my ass!
- Ah, the Nazi bullets!

342
00:23:02,002 --> 00:23:05,936
- You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor.
- [Horn Toots]

343
00:23:05,936 --> 00:23:09,006
- What happened at Sunset Manor?
- Frank, don't encourage him.

344
00:23:09,006 --> 00:23:12,171
<i>I'll tell you what happened.
I paid my money. They took my money.</i>

345
00:23:12,171 --> 00:23:14,858
I should be able to do
what the fuck I want!

346
00:23:14,858 --> 00:23:17,735
- He started snorting heroin.
- You started snorting heroin?

347
00:23:17,735 --> 00:23:19,749
- I'm old!
- Well, that stuff'll kill you.

348
00:23:19,749 --> 00:23:22,819
What am I, an idiot?
And don't you start taking that shit.

349
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,025
When you're young,
you're crazy to do that stuff.

350
00:23:25,025 --> 00:23:28,095
- What about you?
- I'm old. When you're old,
you're crazy not to do it.

351
00:23:28,095 --> 00:23:31,932
<i>We've tried. Believe me. The intervention
was a fiasco. He's worse than a two-year-old.</i>

352
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,810
Can we please talk
about something else?

353
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:37,976
<i>- [Frank] I take it you didn't
like it at Sunset Manor.
- Frank.</i>

354
00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:40,279
Are you kidding me?
It was a fuckin' paradise.

355
00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,388
They got a pool.
They got golf.

356
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:45,459
Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here,
sleepin' on a fuckin' sofa.

357
00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:49,392
<i>Look, I know you're a homo and all,
but maybe you can appreciate this.</i>

358
00:23:49,392 --> 00:23:52,941
You go to one of those places,
there's four women for every guy.

359
00:23:52,941 --> 00:23:55,339
- Can you imagine what that's like?
- You must've been very busy.

360
00:23:55,339 --> 00:23:58,600
Whoa! I had second-degree burns
on my johnson. I kid you not.

361
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,615
<i>- Really?
- Forget about it.</i>

362
00:24:00,615 --> 00:24:02,630
What are you guys
talking about?

363
00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,548
Politics.

364
00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:06,946
Oh.

365
00:24:09,057 --> 00:24:12,030
Fuck a lot of women, kid.
I have no reason to lie to you.

366
00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:15,100
Not one woman.
A lot of women.

367
00:24:16,732 --> 00:24:19,897
<i>You heard what I said?
Did it go in anywhere?</i>

368
00:24:19,897 --> 00:24:21,815
[Richard] Yeah, I think
we get the point, Dad.

369
00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:24,501
[Grandpa] Don't show me the pad.
I don't want to see the fuckin' pad.

370
00:24:27,955 --> 00:24:30,162
Mom, how much can we spend?

371
00:24:30,162 --> 00:24:33,903
<i>I would say four dollars.
Anything under four dollars.</i>

372
00:24:33,903 --> 00:24:36,109
Hi. You ready?

373
00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:39,275
Yeah, I'm gonna have the,
uh, number five with coffee, please.

374
00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:41,193
<i>All right.</i>

375
00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:43,879
A number seven, over easy,
and a grapefruit juice.

376
00:24:43,879 --> 00:24:47,620
- Grapefruit. Okay.
- I would like a fruit plate.

377
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,635
<i>- And do you have chamomile?
- Yes.</i>

378
00:24:49,635 --> 00:24:53,184
<i>- With honey, please.
- [Frank] I would like
the lumberjack and coffee.</i>

379
00:24:53,184 --> 00:24:56,446
<i>- And extra bacon.
- Extra.</i>

380
00:24:56,446 --> 00:24:58,748
- Now, Dad, you should probably-
- Richard, don't start.

381
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,667
- He's gonna kill himself.
- Well, it's his life.

382
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,681
<i>- Thank you, Sheryl.
- [Waitress] Garden salad?</i>

383
00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:04,504
And you.

384
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,861
<i>- I- I'm sorry. I, um- Sorry.
- Take your time.</i>

385
00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:10,547
<i>Don't apologize, Olive.
It's a sign of weakness.</i>

386
00:25:10,547 --> 00:25:14,097
<i>Um, well, I want- Okay, okay.
I know what I want. I know.</i>

387
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:18,317
Okay, can I get
the waffles and, uh-

388
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,099
I don't-
What does "alamodey" mean?

389
00:25:21,099 --> 00:25:24,169
- Oh, that means it comes with ice cream.
- Okay, "alamodey" then.

390
00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:27,623
<i>- [Sheryl] Olive, for breakfast?
- You said four dollars.</i>

391
00:25:27,623 --> 00:25:30,501
Okay. You're right.
Thank you.

392
00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:32,131
Okay. Be right back.

393
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:35,201
<i>Actually, Olive,
"à la mode" in French...</i>

394
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:38,750
translates literally
as "in the fashion."

395
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,957
À la mode.

396
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:44,794
<i>"Mode" is derived from Latin modus,
meaning "due or proper measure."</i>

397
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:47,096
<i>- Frank, shut up.
- [Sheryl] Richard!</i>

398
00:25:47,096 --> 00:25:49,782
<i>Olive, can I tell you a little
something about ice cream?</i>

399
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:52,564
<i>- Yeah.
- Well, ice cream is made from cream...</i>

400
00:25:52,564 --> 00:25:54,387
which comes from cow's milk...

401
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:57,072
and cream has a lot of fat in it.

402
00:25:57,072 --> 00:25:58,991
- Richard.
- What?

403
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:02,732
- She's gonna find out anyway, remember?
- What? Find out what?

404
00:26:02,732 --> 00:26:07,528
Well, when you eat ice cream, the fat
in the ice cream becomes fat in your body.

405
00:26:07,528 --> 00:26:09,735
<i>- [Sheryl] Richard, I swear to God-
- It's true.</i>

406
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,134
- What? What's wrong?
- Nothing, honey. Nothing's wrong.

407
00:26:12,134 --> 00:26:16,067
So if you eat a lot of ice cream,
you might become fat.

408
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:19,808
And if you don't, you're gonna
stay nice and skinny, sweetie.

409
00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:22,782
- Mom-
- Olive, Richard is an idiot.

410
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,084
I like a woman
with meat on her bones.

411
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,099
<i>[Olive]
I don't- Why's everyone so upset?</i>

412
00:26:27,099 --> 00:26:29,497
<i>No, no one's upset, honey. I-</i>

413
00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:31,511
I just want you to understand...

414
00:26:31,511 --> 00:26:35,636
it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay
to be fat, if that's what you want to be.

415
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,842
Whatever you want, it's okay.

416
00:26:37,842 --> 00:26:40,720
<i>Okay, but, Olive,
let me ask you this.</i>

417
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,502
Those women in Miss America-

418
00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:47,627
Are they skinny,
or are they fat?

419
00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,464
<i>Honey?</i>

420
00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:55,205
<i>Well, they're skinny, I guess.</i>

421
00:26:55,205 --> 00:26:57,987
<i>Yeah. I guess they don't
eat a lot of ice cream.</i>

422
00:26:57,987 --> 00:27:02,112
<i>Okay. Coffee. Coffee.</i>

423
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,565
- Grapefruit.
- Thank you.

424
00:27:05,565 --> 00:27:09,595
Chamomile.
And here's your ice cream.

425
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:12,952
"Alamodey," right? I'll be back
with your waffles in a second.

426
00:27:16,214 --> 00:27:18,325
Does anyone want my ice cream?

427
00:27:18,325 --> 00:27:21,682
<i>Yeah, I'd like a little.
Dwayne? Frank?</i>

428
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,847
- Olive's not gonna have her ice cream.
- Do you mind if I have a little?

429
00:27:24,847 --> 00:27:27,149
- Yeah, let's dig in.
- That looks really good.

430
00:27:27,149 --> 00:27:29,644
<i>[Grandpa]
Boy, I feel sorry for anybody...</i>

431
00:27:29,644 --> 00:27:32,329
that doesn't want to enjoy their ice cream
so early in the morning.

432
00:27:32,329 --> 00:27:35,016
<i>- Boy, that looks good.
- You sure you don't wanna have some, Olive?</i>

433
00:27:35,016 --> 00:27:37,126
<i>Those waffles are gonna be
awful lonely in there.</i>

434
00:27:37,126 --> 00:27:39,716
- Mmm! Mmm!
- Watch this.

435
00:27:39,716 --> 00:27:42,786
Wait! Stop!
Don't eat it all.

436
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,789
- All right, Olive-
- Richard!

437
00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:56,216
- Hey, Stan!
- [Truck Horn Honks]

438
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,669
Stan, it's Richard. Again.
Listen, I know you're busy...

439
00:27:59,669 --> 00:28:03,506
but we're just dying to hear what sort
of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale.

440
00:28:03,506 --> 00:28:06,864
- So, uh, give me a call, please.
- Hey, did you get him?

441
00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:09,934
- No, I can't get a signal out of this thing.
- [Groans]

442
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,771
<i>How long till we get there?</i>

443
00:28:13,771 --> 00:28:16,361
- A long time, honey.
- I know. But how long?

444
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:20,390
Well, we gotta do 600 miles of driving
today and 200 tomorrow.

445
00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:23,077
- That's a lot of driving. Let's go.
- I'll drive for a while.

446
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:25,858
- No, no. I got it.
- No. I gotta learn how to do this.

447
00:28:25,858 --> 00:28:27,873
You're doing it.
How hard can it be?

448
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,846
<i>[Gears Grinding]</i>

449
00:28:30,846 --> 00:28:33,629
- Push the stick down hard.
- I'm pushing hard.

450
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,027
<i>- [Grinding Continues]
- Okay. Okay, there you go.</i>

451
00:28:36,027 --> 00:28:38,616
Now push the clutch in
all the way to the floor.

452
00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:42,837
It's on the floor.
The floor.

453
00:28:44,852 --> 00:28:47,346
- [Grunting]
- [Grinding Continues]

454
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:52,239
[Muttering]
Sticking on there.

455
00:28:52,239 --> 00:28:54,924
- Push down hard.
- [Grunting]

456
00:28:57,994 --> 00:29:00,967
[Man]
Well, you've got a problem.

457
00:29:00,967 --> 00:29:04,038
Your clutch is, uh, shot.

458
00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:06,340
Can we get a new one?

459
00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:09,793
<i>These old buses, you-
you have to order the part.</i>

460
00:29:09,793 --> 00:29:12,384
How long does it take?

461
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,590
Well, it's the weekend...

462
00:29:14,590 --> 00:29:19,674
so... maybe... Thursday.

463
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:24,566
<i>- [Panting]
- [Dog Barking]</i>

464
00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:33,104
[Groans]

465
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:38,476
Is there a, uh,
dealership around here?

466
00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:41,162
Well, uh, they're
probably gonna be closed.

467
00:29:41,162 --> 00:29:43,081
It's, uh-
It's the weekend, you know.

468
00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:45,863
Yes, we're aware of that.

469
00:29:45,863 --> 00:29:49,796
I'll tell you what.
You know these- these old buses?

470
00:29:49,796 --> 00:29:54,592
You don't need the clutch to change from-
from the third to the fourth.

471
00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:58,525
You only really need the clutch to go
from number one to number two.

472
00:29:58,525 --> 00:30:01,882
<i>But as long as you keep
parking on a hill...</i>

473
00:30:01,882 --> 00:30:05,912
<i>and you let it go, and it goes
15, 20 miles per hour...</i>

474
00:30:05,912 --> 00:30:08,693
you start her in third,
and you go from third to fourth.

475
00:30:08,693 --> 00:30:11,763
What if you're not
on a hill? There's no hill.

476
00:30:11,763 --> 00:30:13,969
What if there's no hill?
What do you-

477
00:30:13,969 --> 00:30:16,176
Yeah, it's-

478
00:30:21,644 --> 00:30:25,290
Olive, Dad, I want you
in the car first.

479
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,879
- I know. We know.
- All right, here we go!

480
00:30:30,086 --> 00:30:33,251
Everybody push!
All right.

481
00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:37,281
<i>Here we go! Push! Push!</i>

482
00:30:37,281 --> 00:30:40,926
- [Grunting]
- OK- OK- Okay!

483
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:43,611
I just want everyone here to know...

484
00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:46,106
that I am the preeminent
Proust scholar in the United States.

485
00:30:46,106 --> 00:30:48,600
<i>- Here we go!
- [Engine Starts]</i>

486
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,519
<i>- [Sheryl] Go on, honey.
- I'm putting it in gear!</i>

487
00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:53,109
<i>- Go, honey!
- [Richard] Come on!</i>

488
00:30:53,109 --> 00:30:55,028
Come on, Olive!
Run! Run! Come on!

489
00:30:55,028 --> 00:30:56,946
- Come on!
- Sheryl, let's go!

490
00:30:56,946 --> 00:30:59,919
- [Screaming]
- Sheryl!

491
00:31:02,989 --> 00:31:04,908
<i>- Frank, let's go!
- I'm coming.</i>

492
00:31:04,908 --> 00:31:07,690
<i>- [Sheryl] You're losing them. Slow down!
- I can't slow down!</i>

493
00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:11,047
- Come on! Come on! Come on, you dumb bastard!
- I can't. I can't slow down.

494
00:31:11,047 --> 00:31:13,349
- I can't slow down!
- Let's go!

495
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:16,036
<i>[Sheryl]
Help him. Come on!</i>

496
00:31:16,036 --> 00:31:18,818
Come on. Come on. Get in.

497
00:31:18,818 --> 00:31:22,079
- [Sheryl Screams, Laughs]
- [Frank] No one gets left behind.

498
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:24,381
- [Sheryl] Close the door!
- No one gets left behind!

499
00:31:24,381 --> 00:31:27,068
Outstanding, soldier!
Outstanding!

500
00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:29,274
[Laughs]

501
00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:34,550
Outstanding.

502
00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:36,756
- Was that fun?
- Yeah.

503
00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:39,154
[Laughs]

504
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,927
<i>[Richard]
So finally I'm just sitting there...</i>

505
00:32:26,927 --> 00:32:29,805
and I decide, you know,
"This is Stan Grossman. What the hell?"

506
00:32:29,805 --> 00:32:32,203
And I start pitching him
the nine steps.

507
00:32:32,203 --> 00:32:35,848
<i>And about- I don't know-
two minutes in, he stops me, he says...</i>

508
00:32:35,848 --> 00:32:38,246
"I can sell this."

509
00:32:38,246 --> 00:32:40,165
<i>[Frank]
Mm-hmm. Interesting.</i>

510
00:32:40,165 --> 00:32:42,755
Yeah, and this is the guy
who knows how to do it.

511
00:32:42,755 --> 00:32:47,359
You start with a book, and then you do a media
tour, corporate events, DVD, VHS series.

512
00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:51,101
<i>I mean, there's a whole fascinating science
into how you roll these things out.</i>

513
00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:54,267
<i>- Wow.
- Yeah, so he's in Scottsdale
right now, you know...</i>

514
00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:57,912
<i>building the buzz and kind of getting
the whole hype thing going.</i>

515
00:32:57,912 --> 00:33:01,078
<i>He's doing what the pros call
a ticking clock auction.</i>

516
00:33:01,078 --> 00:33:04,051
Oh, how about that!

517
00:33:07,313 --> 00:33:11,246
Yeah, and I can detect
that note of sarcasm there, Frank.

518
00:33:11,246 --> 00:33:14,027
What sarcasm? I didn't-
I didn't hear it.

519
00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:16,042
But I want you
to know something.

520
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,961
I feel sorry for you.

521
00:33:17,961 --> 00:33:19,975
You do? Good.

522
00:33:19,975 --> 00:33:23,141
<i>Yeah, I do. Because sarcasm
is the refuge of losers.</i>

523
00:33:23,141 --> 00:33:25,539
<i>- It is? Really?
- Yep.</i>

524
00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:28,896
Sarcasm is losers trying to bring
winners down to their level...

525
00:33:28,896 --> 00:33:30,527
and that's step four in the program.

526
00:33:30,527 --> 00:33:33,213
Wow, Richard, you've really opened
my eyes to what a loser I am.

527
00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:36,379
- How much do I owe you
for those pearls of wisdom?
- That one's on the house.

528
00:33:36,379 --> 00:33:39,257
<i>- Okay, you guys, that's enough.
- It's on the house.</i>

529
00:33:39,257 --> 00:33:41,367
- That was for free?
- No charge. No charge.

530
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,765
- Stop it!
- He started it.

531
00:33:43,765 --> 00:33:46,163
<i>- [Cellphone Rings]
- That's- Oh, wait a second.</i>

532
00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:48,850
<i>- [Sheryl] You are so bad.
- Quiet. This is it. This is that call.</i>

533
00:33:48,850 --> 00:33:51,056
He-Hello?

534
00:33:51,056 --> 00:33:55,182
Stan?

535
00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:02,567
<i>[Chattering In Spanish]</i>

536
00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:05,734
Stan Grossman?
Richard Hoover.

537
00:34:05,734 --> 00:34:08,612
[Laughs]
Finally. How're ya doin'?

538
00:34:08,612 --> 00:34:11,777
No, I know. We were, uh, on the highway,
and I lost you on my cell.

539
00:34:11,777 --> 00:34:13,888
Forget about it.
How'd we do?

540
00:34:20,507 --> 00:34:23,192
Honey, I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
You need to go?

541
00:34:23,192 --> 00:34:25,974
No. I'm gonna go practice
my routine over there.

542
00:34:25,974 --> 00:34:27,989
Okay, well, don't go too far.

543
00:34:27,989 --> 00:34:31,059
<i>[Richard] Well, I think that we just
gotta talk to him a little.</i>

544
00:34:31,059 --> 00:34:33,073
No, you gotta talk to him.

545
00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:35,951
<i>No, Stan, listen to me.
Hold on now.</i>

546
00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:38,445
<i>I am going to get something to drink.
You want anything?</i>

547
00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:41,802
<i>- Stay positive and- [Continues, Indistinct]
- Yeah, get me some porn.</i>

548
00:34:41,802 --> 00:34:43,721
[Chuckles]
Okay.

549
00:34:43,721 --> 00:34:47,078
Get me something really nasty too.
I don't want any of that airbrushed shit.

550
00:34:47,078 --> 00:34:49,956
- Okay.
- Okay, here's a 20.
Get yourself a little treat too.

551
00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:53,410
- Get yourself a fag rag.
- [Laughs] All right. I will.

552
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,069
<i>- Uh, that one. Yes. And that one.
- [Bell Chimes]</i>

553
00:34:59,069 --> 00:35:02,332
And I would like
that one- No, down.

554
00:35:02,332 --> 00:35:05,881
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I would like that one.

555
00:35:05,881 --> 00:35:08,567
And, uh, I will have a-

556
00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:11,253
a blue raspberry Slushee.

557
00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:13,364
Frank?

558
00:35:13,364 --> 00:35:16,049
<i>Oh, my God! How are you?</i>

559
00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:18,927
- Uh-
- I thought you were gonna be
in Santa Fe for the conference.

560
00:35:18,927 --> 00:35:20,846
<i>- I was looking for you.
- [Bell Chimes]</i>

561
00:35:20,846 --> 00:35:23,627
<i>- Aren't you supposed to be in New Haven?
- Yeah.</i>

562
00:35:23,627 --> 00:35:26,697
- Well, you heard about Larry and
the whole genius thing, right?
- Yeah.

563
00:35:26,697 --> 00:35:29,191
- It's official.
- Oh, good.

564
00:35:29,191 --> 00:35:31,781
So we're going to this private
spa in Sedona for the week-

565
00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,796
- Larry's here?
- Yeah.

566
00:35:33,796 --> 00:35:37,824
- He's out filling the tank. He's, uh-
- Oh. Yeah, there he is.

567
00:35:37,824 --> 00:35:41,278
Wow. I can't believe this.
How have you been?

568
00:35:41,278 --> 00:35:44,156
I've been fine.

569
00:35:44,156 --> 00:35:46,075
Good. Good.

570
00:35:46,075 --> 00:35:50,584
You know, I heard
that you got fired.

571
00:35:50,584 --> 00:35:53,078
Yeah. No, I quit, 'cause
enough is enough, you know?

572
00:35:53,078 --> 00:35:55,476
Right. Good. Good.

573
00:35:55,476 --> 00:35:58,258
[Chuckles]
So what are you up to now?

574
00:35:58,258 --> 00:36:01,232
Um, I'm weighing my options...

575
00:36:01,232 --> 00:36:06,603
and, um, just, you know,
taking some time off, and so-

576
00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:08,618
Great. That's great.

577
00:36:08,618 --> 00:36:11,208
<i>$19.79, sir.</i>

578
00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:14,182
<i>## [Man Singing Country]</i>

579
00:36:14,182 --> 00:36:15,716
So-

580
00:36:18,979 --> 00:36:21,857
- Well, it was great to see you.
- Yeah, you too.

581
00:36:21,857 --> 00:36:24,159
- Take care of yourself.
- You too.

582
00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:25,598
<i>Bye.</i>

583
00:36:29,242 --> 00:36:32,024
<i>## [Singing Continues]</i>

584
00:36:52,745 --> 00:36:54,952
<i>[Clerk] Hey.</i>

585
00:36:54,952 --> 00:36:56,966
<i>- You forgot your Slushee.
- [Horn Honks]</i>

586
00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:59,460
<i>## [Continues]</i>

587
00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:01,667
You're in Scottsdale right now, right?

588
00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:03,681
Okay, I can come by.

589
00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:06,655
I'm gonna be coming through there.
I could swing right by. We could-

590
00:37:08,766 --> 00:37:11,451
Christ.
He's not getting it.

591
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,960
<i>[Richard]
Did you try that?</i>

592
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,222
<i>Listen to what
I'm saying, Stan! I'll-I'll-</i>

593
00:37:19,222 --> 00:37:21,044
<i>[Bell Chimes]</i>

594
00:37:24,594 --> 00:37:26,704
So what happened?

595
00:37:26,704 --> 00:37:28,911
Nothing.
Let's get out of here.

596
00:37:28,911 --> 00:37:31,692
Wait a minute. I thought
you said this was a done deal.

597
00:37:31,692 --> 00:37:34,570
- He said it was a done deal.
- What, you didn't get anything?

598
00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:36,585
Oh, my God!
Where does that leave us?

599
00:37:36,585 --> 00:37:38,504
Fucked.
That's where it leaves us.

600
00:37:38,504 --> 00:37:42,052
- I can't believe I'm hearing-
Did you even try negotiating?
- Yes! Of course I tried!

601
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:44,354
What do you think I-

602
00:37:44,354 --> 00:37:47,328
Let's just go, okay?
Let's go. Let's go.

603
00:37:47,328 --> 00:37:49,151
Come on.

604
00:37:52,317 --> 00:37:54,140
Let's go!

605
00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,319
"Where's Olive?"

606
00:38:34,142 --> 00:38:35,965
Oh!

607
00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:46,804
<i>- [Horn Honks]
- All right, Frank.</i>

608
00:38:46,804 --> 00:38:48,627
- Come on, Olive.
- Come on, Olive.

609
00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,834
Come on, sweetie, jump.
Jump in the car.

610
00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:53,423
- We can't stop. Jump.
- I got her! I got her!

611
00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:55,534
[Sheryl Whoops]

612
00:39:13,281 --> 00:39:15,392
Richard.

613
00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:18,653
Yeah.

614
00:39:18,653 --> 00:39:22,490
Whatever happens, you tried
to do something on your own...

615
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,080
which is more than
most people ever do...

616
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,670
and I include myself
in that category.

617
00:39:29,109 --> 00:39:33,330
You took a big chance.
That took guts, and I'm proud of you.

618
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,510
Okay, Dad.
Thank you.

619
00:39:48,391 --> 00:39:50,213
Thank you, Dad.

620
00:40:21,966 --> 00:40:25,131
<i>Okay, here is 11.</i>

621
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:27,146
Frank, you're 12.

622
00:40:29,352 --> 00:40:31,367
And Grandpa's 13.

623
00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:33,285
Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight?

624
00:40:33,285 --> 00:40:35,396
Well, you'll have to ask Grandpa.

625
00:40:35,396 --> 00:40:37,698
- Grandpa?
- I got two beds.

626
00:40:37,698 --> 00:40:39,713
You could still use some rehearsing.

627
00:40:39,713 --> 00:40:41,823
<i>[Olive]
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.</i>

628
00:40:47,867 --> 00:40:50,745
[Richard] All right, everybody,
we have a long day tomorrow.

629
00:40:50,745 --> 00:40:53,718
I'll knock on your doors at 7:00 a.m.

630
00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:56,212
That means no lollygagging.

631
00:40:56,212 --> 00:40:58,899
We need to be packed
and on the road by 7:40, guys.

632
00:40:58,899 --> 00:41:01,297
- [Sheryl] Frank, you guys'll be okay?
- [Frank] Yeah, we're fine.

633
00:41:01,297 --> 00:41:03,215
- Okay, well, good night.
- Good night.

634
00:41:03,215 --> 00:41:05,709
- Sleep tight.
- Okay.

635
00:41:21,922 --> 00:41:24,031
What a fucking nightmare.

636
00:41:24,031 --> 00:41:25,950
<i>[Door Closes]</i>

637
00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:28,252
Richard, we-
we have to talk.

638
00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:30,171
Please.

639
00:41:30,171 --> 00:41:35,543
Sheryl, let's just
get through this and go home.

640
00:41:35,543 --> 00:41:37,845
<i>[Sheryl]
No, Richard, we have to talk now!</i>

641
00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:40,627
<i>[Richard] I tried to tell you
we couldn't afford this trip!</i>

642
00:41:40,627 --> 00:41:43,601
<i>- Do you realize we're becoming bankrupt?
- We are not bankrupt!</i>

643
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:47,054
<i>- [Arguing Continues]
- Hey, don't listen to that.</i>

644
00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:49,453
Let's turn on the tube.

645
00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:53,577
<i>- We agree that the right man
to preserve the traditions-
- I'm gonna brush my teeth.</i>

646
00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:56,168
Secretary Rumsfeld and I
thought long and hard...

647
00:41:56,168 --> 00:41:58,278
<i>about this important choice.</i>

648
00:41:58,278 --> 00:42:00,197
To me-

649
00:42:00,197 --> 00:42:02,979
<i>[Sheryl] You said this was a lock!
You said it was a done deal!</i>

650
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:05,377
<i>[Richard]
Stan Grossman said it was a done deal!</i>

651
00:42:05,377 --> 00:42:07,487
<i>[Sheryl]
I'm not married to Stan Grossman!</i>

652
00:42:07,487 --> 00:42:10,653
<i>[Richard] I trusted him! You gotta trust
to be trusted! That's step six!</i>

653
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:13,051
<i>[Sheryl]
Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard!</i>

654
00:42:13,051 --> 00:42:15,450
<i>They're not working!
Forget it! It's over!</i>

655
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,519
<i>I never want to hear
about the nine steps again!</i>

656
00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:21,493
- [Growling]
- [Growling]

657
00:42:21,493 --> 00:42:24,946
- [Snarling]
- [Snarling]

658
00:42:24,946 --> 00:42:27,152
- [Growls]
- [Growls]

659
00:42:27,152 --> 00:42:29,935
Perfect. Perfect. You're
the world champion growler.

660
00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:32,428
Time for your beauty rest.
Get in there.

661
00:42:38,569 --> 00:42:40,487
There you go.

662
00:42:41,734 --> 00:42:43,652
Good night.

663
00:42:43,652 --> 00:42:46,626
<i>- Grandpa?
- Yeah.</i>

664
00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:49,792
I'm kinda scared about tomorrow.

665
00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:52,382
Are you kiddin' me?
You're gonna blow 'em out of the water.

666
00:42:52,382 --> 00:42:54,684
They're not gonna know
what hit 'em.

667
00:42:54,684 --> 00:42:57,562
<i>- Grandpa?
- Yeah.</i>

668
00:42:58,714 --> 00:43:00,632
Am I pretty?

669
00:43:00,632 --> 00:43:04,949
<i>Olive, you are...</i>

670
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,347
the most beautiful girl
in the whole world.

671
00:43:07,347 --> 00:43:09,745
Nah, you're just saying that.

672
00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:11,759
No, I'm not. I'm madly
in love with you.

673
00:43:11,759 --> 00:43:14,542
And it's not because of your brains
or your personality.

674
00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:17,707
It's because you're
beautiful, inside and out.

675
00:43:19,146 --> 00:43:21,352
- Grandpa?
- What?

676
00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:27,876
- I don't want to be a loser.
- You're not a loser.

677
00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:30,658
Where'd you get the idea
you're a loser?

678
00:43:30,658 --> 00:43:34,015
[Crying]
Because Daddy hates losers.

679
00:43:34,015 --> 00:43:36,317
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up a minute.

680
00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,236
You know what a loser is?

681
00:43:38,236 --> 00:43:43,895
A real loser is somebody that's so afraid
of not winning, they don't even try.

682
00:43:43,895 --> 00:43:47,636
- Now, you're trying, right?
- Yeah.

683
00:43:47,636 --> 00:43:51,570
Well, then, you're not a loser.
We're gonna have fun tomorrow, right?

684
00:43:51,570 --> 00:43:55,119
Yeah.
[Sniffles]

685
00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:57,805
We can tell 'em all to go to hell.

686
00:43:57,805 --> 00:44:00,299
Good night, sweetie.
I love you.

687
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:10,372
[Sighs]

688
00:44:21,308 --> 00:44:23,994
What are you doing?

689
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,104
I'm gonna fix this.

690
00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,325
Richard-

691
00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,491
I'm gonna fix this.

692
00:44:38,767 --> 00:44:41,069
<i>[Door Opens, Closes]</i>

693
00:45:01,214 --> 00:45:03,900
Here we go.
Here we go.

694
00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:06,490
- [Engine Starts]
- [Tires Screech]

695
00:45:06,490 --> 00:45:08,313
[Horn Beeps]

696
00:45:14,452 --> 00:45:17,906
<i>[Chattering]</i>

697
00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:29,417
Hi.

698
00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:42,419
<i>[Chattering]</i>

699
00:46:42,419 --> 00:46:44,338
Hi. Stan Grossman, please.

700
00:46:49,038 --> 00:46:52,203
Stan, it's Richard.
I don't know where the fuck you are.

701
00:46:52,203 --> 00:46:54,314
I'm at the hotel.
Call me.

702
00:46:57,959 --> 00:47:00,357
[Phone Beeping]

703
00:47:00,357 --> 00:47:02,755
[Line Ringing]

704
00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:10,526
<i>[Chattering Continues]</i>

705
00:47:10,526 --> 00:47:13,116
<i>[Cellphone Ringing]</i>

706
00:47:13,116 --> 00:47:15,418
But it's funny.

707
00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:19,831
<i>So I said, "You want me to teach you
about life experiences?</i>

708
00:47:19,831 --> 00:47:22,900
You can write a book
about my experiences."

709
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:25,587
- So he says to me-
- [Line Ringing]

710
00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:29,328
Hello, Stan.

711
00:47:29,328 --> 00:47:31,534
You're the one
that said it would sell!

712
00:47:31,534 --> 00:47:33,453
That's what I thought at the time.

713
00:47:33,453 --> 00:47:36,619
But it's a great program.
You said so yourself. I don't understand.

714
00:47:36,619 --> 00:47:40,552
It's not the program, Richard.
It's you. Okay?

715
00:47:40,552 --> 00:47:45,252
No one's heard of you.
Nobody cares.

716
00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:53,981
What's the next step?

717
00:47:53,981 --> 00:47:56,955
There is none.
We had our shot.

718
00:47:56,955 --> 00:47:59,642
It didn't fly.
We move on.

719
00:47:59,642 --> 00:48:02,711
- You-You mean give up?
- Richard.

720
00:48:02,711 --> 00:48:06,836
Hey, wh-Whoa, hey! One setback here,
and you're ready to just quit?

721
00:48:06,836 --> 00:48:10,002
Richard, listen.
I pushed this thing hard, okay?

722
00:48:10,002 --> 00:48:13,743
I rammed it down their fucking throats,
and no one bought it!

723
00:48:13,743 --> 00:48:18,348
It's time to move on.
You're not gonna win this one.

724
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,760
Okay. Okay.
You know what?

725
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,022
Good. I'm glad.
You know why?

726
00:48:26,022 --> 00:48:28,420
Because this is what
the nine steps are all about.

727
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:30,434
- Right here, Stan. Right here!
- Richard.

728
00:48:30,434 --> 00:48:31,873
<i>- Richard, please.
- You blew it!</i>

729
00:48:31,873 --> 00:48:34,176
You blew it.
You're out.

730
00:48:35,903 --> 00:48:38,877
[Horn Honking]

731
00:48:42,905 --> 00:48:46,262
<i>[Olive]
Mom? Dad?</i>

732
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:53,266
[Sighs]
What is it, hon?

733
00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:55,472
Grandpa won't wake up.

734
00:48:57,294 --> 00:49:00,748
[Siren Wailing]

735
00:49:05,257 --> 00:49:08,039
<i>[Chattering On P.A.]</i>

736
00:49:10,245 --> 00:49:12,068
Want to take an eye test?

737
00:49:13,411 --> 00:49:15,617
Uncle Frank?
An eye test?

738
00:49:18,015 --> 00:49:20,222
Olive, come here.
Put those away.

739
00:49:20,222 --> 00:49:23,195
We're gonna have a family meeting.
Dwayne, family meeting.

740
00:49:23,195 --> 00:49:27,224
<i>[P.A. Chattering Continues]</i>

741
00:49:27,224 --> 00:49:29,335
First of all...

742
00:49:29,335 --> 00:49:33,364
the doctors are doing everything they can
to help Grandpa right now.

743
00:49:33,364 --> 00:49:37,393
He's had a long, eventful life...

744
00:49:37,393 --> 00:49:40,462
and I know he loves
both of you very much.

745
00:49:40,462 --> 00:49:44,971
<i>But if God wants to take him,
we have to be ready to accept that, okay?</i>

746
00:49:46,794 --> 00:49:50,919
<i>Whatever happens,
we're a family.</i>

747
00:49:52,646 --> 00:49:55,427
And what's important
is that we love each other.

748
00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:58,977
I love you guys so, so much.

749
00:50:12,598 --> 00:50:14,997
<i>[Sheryl Sobbing]</i>

750
00:50:14,997 --> 00:50:17,874
[Chattering On TV]

751
00:50:17,874 --> 00:50:20,945
[Man On TV] Look at this.
This is a 15-pound turkey.

752
00:50:20,945 --> 00:50:24,014
It does it in three hours' time.

753
00:50:24,014 --> 00:50:26,700
<i>[Infomercial Continues, Indistinct]</i>

754
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:29,002
Are you the family of Edwin Hoover?

755
00:50:29,002 --> 00:50:30,825
Yes.

756
00:50:32,552 --> 00:50:36,964
I'm sorry.
We did everything we could.

757
00:50:36,964 --> 00:50:39,842
He was, uh-

758
00:50:39,842 --> 00:50:42,336
Well, it was too much.

759
00:50:42,336 --> 00:50:45,503
He probably just fell asleep
and never woke up.

760
00:50:47,421 --> 00:50:51,066
I'll have someone come talk to you
about handling the remains.

761
00:50:55,383 --> 00:50:57,301
Thank you.

762
00:50:57,301 --> 00:51:00,275
[Infomercial Continues, Indistinct]

763
00:51:05,839 --> 00:51:08,429
Linda!

764
00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:13,226
<i>[Chattering On P.A.]</i>

765
00:51:13,226 --> 00:51:15,528
Mom?

766
00:51:15,528 --> 00:51:17,446
Is Grandpa dead?

767
00:51:17,446 --> 00:51:20,517
Yeah, honey.
He passed away.

768
00:51:24,354 --> 00:51:27,423
[Both Sobbing]

769
00:51:27,423 --> 00:51:30,301
<i>[Man On TV] That's what this
machine does. Chicken, fish or beef.</i>

770
00:51:30,301 --> 00:51:33,082
<i>So you always look forward
to eating the food.</i>

771
00:51:33,082 --> 00:51:36,536
<i>And that, I believe-
[Continues, Indistinct]</i>

772
00:51:36,536 --> 00:51:39,223
<i>Put it in the machine.
Center it. Turn it around.</i>

773
00:51:39,223 --> 00:51:43,155
Hi. I'm your
bereavement liaison, Linda.

774
00:51:46,705 --> 00:51:50,158
- My consolations for your loss.
- Thank you.

775
00:51:50,158 --> 00:51:53,420
Okay, these are the forms
you need to fill out.

776
00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:56,010
A death certificate.

777
00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:59,176
A report of death.
An M.E. pink slip.

778
00:51:59,176 --> 00:52:02,053
Please try and be
as detailed as possible.

779
00:52:02,053 --> 00:52:04,163
Um, this is a brochure...

780
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:07,137
for a grief recovery support
group that meets on Tuesdays.

781
00:52:07,137 --> 00:52:10,111
And, if you like, at this time,
I can refer you to a funeral home...

782
00:52:10,111 --> 00:52:12,126
so you can begin making
your own arrangements.

783
00:52:12,126 --> 00:52:15,867
Actually, prearrangements
have already been made in Albuquerque.

784
00:52:17,786 --> 00:52:20,760
- Albuquerque?
- We're actually on our way
to California right now.

785
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:25,460
If the body is crossing state lines,
you're gonna need a burial transit permit.

786
00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:28,625
Okay, but we're trying
to get to Redondo Beach by 3:00.

787
00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:32,558
3:00 today? Hmm.
Ain't gonna happen.

788
00:52:34,669 --> 00:52:36,779
Okay, um, can I just-

789
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:40,329
I know that this is, uh-
this might be a little unusual...

790
00:52:40,329 --> 00:52:42,823
but if maybe we could just go.

791
00:52:42,823 --> 00:52:46,181
And then we'll come back, and we'll
take care of all the paperwork and-

792
00:52:46,181 --> 00:52:48,099
No. You can't just abandon the body.

793
00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:51,744
<i>No, no, no. Nobody's gonna abandon
the body. We're gonna go and-</i>

794
00:52:51,744 --> 00:52:54,046
Otherwise, the hospital
becomes responsible.

795
00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:56,444
<i>Sir, there are ways
we have of doing things.</i>

796
00:52:56,444 --> 00:52:58,363
We're gonna go and come back.

797
00:52:58,363 --> 00:53:02,009
You are not the only one that's
had somebody die here today, okay?

798
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:10,739
Is there any way we might
be able to view the remains?

799
00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:19,372
We haven't had a chance
to move him downstairs...

800
00:53:19,372 --> 00:53:23,497
so someone may come in in a few minutes
to take him to the basement.

801
00:53:23,497 --> 00:53:26,375
Just tell them who you are,
and they will wait.

802
00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,293
- Thank you.
- Okay?

803
00:53:28,293 --> 00:53:32,130
And when you're done with the paperwork,
I'll be at the nurses' station.

804
00:53:32,130 --> 00:53:34,625
- Great. Thank you, Linda.
- Thank you.

805
00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,543
<i>[P.A. Beeps]</i>

806
00:53:36,543 --> 00:53:40,092
<i>[Chattering On P.A.]</i>

807
00:53:45,273 --> 00:53:47,575
<i>[Chattering On P.A.]</i>

808
00:54:10,406 --> 00:54:14,243
Goddamn it, Dad.
Goddamn it!

809
00:54:16,258 --> 00:54:18,080
Stupid.

810
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:30,071
We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine
next year, okay, honey?

811
00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:31,894
<i>Next year.</i>

812
00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:36,690
<i>[Sheryl Sobbing]</i>

813
00:54:39,951 --> 00:54:44,653
No. No.
We've come 700 miles.

814
00:54:44,653 --> 00:54:48,010
I will be damned if I'm not
making that contest, Sheryl.

815
00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:50,504
Well, Richard,
we can't leave him here.

816
00:54:53,478 --> 00:54:55,876
We're not gonna leave him.

817
00:54:57,219 --> 00:55:00,481
- Richard, what are you doing?
- Fuck.

818
00:55:05,948 --> 00:55:08,250
- Dwayne, go around outside.
- Richard, what are you thinking?

819
00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:11,128
<i>- We're gonna take him with us.
- No, no. That is not happening.</i>

820
00:55:11,128 --> 00:55:13,239
He's better off with us
that these people.

821
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,541
<i>I want you to go around outside
and underneath this window.</i>

822
00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:17,460
<i>Dwayne, don't you dare move.</i>

823
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:20,626
Honey, you stay here.
We'll take Olive. Frank can drive.

824
00:55:20,626 --> 00:55:25,134
No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours.
I'll call a funeral home once we get there.

825
00:55:25,134 --> 00:55:27,341
If there's one thing
my father would have wanted...

826
00:55:27,341 --> 00:55:30,219
<i>it's to see Olive perform
in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant.</i>

827
00:55:30,219 --> 00:55:33,960
<i>Now, I believe we'd be doing
a grave disservice to his memory...</i>

828
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,975
if we were to just give up now.

829
00:55:35,975 --> 00:55:39,332
All right? There's two kinds
of people in this world.

830
00:55:39,332 --> 00:55:42,690
<i>There's winners and there's losers. Okay?
You know what the difference is?</i>

831
00:55:42,690 --> 00:55:44,703
Winners don't give up.

832
00:55:44,703 --> 00:55:48,253
So what are we here?
Are we winners, or are we losers?

833
00:55:48,253 --> 00:55:50,459
<i>Huh?</i>

834
00:55:50,459 --> 00:55:53,242
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's do it.

835
00:55:53,242 --> 00:55:56,120
You guys go. Olive,
you watch the curtain.

836
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,613
<i>[Chattering On P.A.]</i>

837
00:56:00,916 --> 00:56:05,137
I don't know. I have no reason
to assume it's gonna be otherwise.

838
00:56:05,137 --> 00:56:07,152
Watch. Get the back.
Get the back.

839
00:56:07,152 --> 00:56:10,221
Shh. Go, go, go.

840
00:56:10,221 --> 00:56:12,906
<i>- [Siren Wailing]
- Yeah, 1:00.</i>

841
00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:15,017
[Woman On Line,
Indistinct]

842
00:56:15,017 --> 00:56:17,032
Now?

843
00:56:17,032 --> 00:56:20,101
- He's very heavy. Be gentle.
- Mm-hmm.

844
00:56:20,101 --> 00:56:22,404
<i>[Richard]
Now!</i>

845
00:56:22,404 --> 00:56:24,802
<i>[Sheryl]
One, two-</i>

846
00:56:24,802 --> 00:56:27,104
Okay, three.
Wait, wait, wait!

847
00:56:27,104 --> 00:56:29,599
<i>- Not yet. Not yet.
- [Men Chattering]</i>

848
00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:33,627
- Okay, go. Go, go, go.
- Shh, shh, shh. Okay.

849
00:56:33,627 --> 00:56:35,834
<i>[Sheryl]
Richard, I can't do it!</i>

850
00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:37,753
- I got him. I got him.
- Come on.

851
00:56:37,753 --> 00:56:39,863
Come on!
Hurry up!

852
00:56:41,685 --> 00:56:44,083
[Grunts]

853
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:47,057
Okay, he's slipping.
Okay.

854
00:56:47,057 --> 00:56:50,607
- Hold on.
- [Grunting]

855
00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:53,101
[Frank] I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.

856
00:56:53,101 --> 00:56:55,979
[Grunting]

857
00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:57,993
Be careful.

858
00:57:01,159 --> 00:57:04,613
- [Frank] Be cool. Be cool.
- [Olive] Hurry up.

859
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,778
Keep watch, Olive.

860
00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:11,615
Watch the curb.
Watch the curb.

861
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:17,658
[Panting]

862
00:57:17,658 --> 00:57:19,769
Watch his head!
Watch it!

863
00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:21,880
<i>- [Grunts]
- Keys.</i>

864
00:57:25,237 --> 00:57:28,115
<i>Swing him around this way.</i>

865
00:57:28,115 --> 00:57:30,417
<i>- [Sheryl] Olive, get in.
- Here we go.</i>

866
00:57:30,417 --> 00:57:32,240
Okay, let's go.

867
00:57:35,694 --> 00:57:38,379
[Richard]
Sheryl. Let's go, Frank.

868
00:57:38,379 --> 00:57:41,929
Did I mention that I am the preeminent
Proust scholar in the U.S.?

869
00:57:41,929 --> 00:57:45,766
[Groans]
Here we go! Here we go!

870
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,068
[Sheryl]
Are you okay?

871
00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,948
- [Olive] Dad?
- Yeah, honey?

872
00:58:01,402 --> 00:58:03,513
What's gonna happen to Grandpa?

873
00:58:24,425 --> 00:58:26,823
Uncle Frank?

874
00:58:26,823 --> 00:58:28,646
Yeah?

875
00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:32,292
Do you think there's a heaven?

876
00:58:34,498 --> 00:58:39,102
That's hard to say, Olive.
I- I don't think anyone knows for sure.

877
00:58:39,102 --> 00:58:42,555
<i>I know, but what do you think?</i>

878
00:58:43,611 --> 00:58:46,392
Um, well-

879
00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:48,215
I think there is one.

880
00:58:49,942 --> 00:58:52,820
- You think I'll get in?
- Yes.

881
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,835
- Promise?
- Yes.

882
00:59:07,689 --> 00:59:10,663
- Whoa! Hey! Son of a bitch!
- [Horn Honking]

883
00:59:10,663 --> 00:59:13,349
- What happened?
- He- He cut me off.

884
00:59:15,363 --> 00:59:17,282
[Honking Continues]

885
00:59:17,282 --> 00:59:19,584
<i>- It's stuck.
- [Sheryl] Okay, just leave it.</i>

886
00:59:19,584 --> 00:59:21,982
It's stuck or something.
[Groans]

887
00:59:21,982 --> 00:59:25,244
- Maybe-Try pulling it from under here.
- No, no. Just leave it.

888
00:59:26,683 --> 00:59:29,753
<i>- Fix it when we get there.
- Okay, fine.</i>

889
00:59:29,753 --> 00:59:32,534
Shit!

890
00:59:32,534 --> 00:59:35,508
<i>[Siren Wailing]</i>

891
00:59:35,508 --> 00:59:38,290
Oh, Jesus! God!

892
00:59:38,290 --> 00:59:41,072
<i>I'm being pulled over.
Here we go.</i>

893
00:59:42,415 --> 00:59:46,540
Okay. Everybody just
pretend to be normal, okay?

894
00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:49,322
<i>Like-Like everything's normal here.</i>

895
00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:53,735
[Honking Continues
Intermittently, Weakly]

896
00:59:54,694 --> 00:59:56,613
<i>[Fist Slams]</i>

897
01:00:01,697 --> 01:00:04,095
How you folks doin'?

898
01:00:04,095 --> 01:00:07,836
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're fine.
Just- [Grunts]

899
01:00:07,836 --> 01:00:10,906
- Little trouble with the horn?
- Sorry. What?

900
01:00:10,906 --> 01:00:13,208
- Havin' a little trouble with your horn?
- Yeah.

901
01:00:14,551 --> 01:00:17,813
Little trouble. Sorry.
Uh, sorry.

902
01:00:17,813 --> 01:00:20,786
Could you step outside
the vehicle?

903
01:00:20,786 --> 01:00:22,705
[Honking Continues]

904
01:00:29,516 --> 01:00:31,722
- Step this way, please.
- No, no.

905
01:00:31,722 --> 01:00:34,312
- What?
- Don't-

906
01:00:34,312 --> 01:00:36,423
"Don't" what?

907
01:00:39,013 --> 01:00:41,795
- Do you have something in your trunk, sir?
- It's nothing. I-

908
01:00:41,795 --> 01:00:45,728
- Don't- Don't open it.
- You've just given me probable
cause to search your trunk.

909
01:00:45,728 --> 01:00:48,702
- Just- I- I just-
- Put your hands on the vehicle now! Now!

910
01:00:49,469 --> 01:00:51,676
- Don't move.
- Okay.

911
01:00:54,841 --> 01:00:58,295
- It's not illegal!
- Sir, I would advise you to keep your mouth shut!

912
01:01:00,117 --> 01:01:02,899
Oh, my God.
What is he doing?

913
01:01:08,367 --> 01:01:11,149
<i>- It's not illegal.
- Goddamn.</i>

914
01:01:17,193 --> 01:01:19,207
Sir, could you come back here?

915
01:01:27,745 --> 01:01:30,527
[Chuckles]
I love this stuff. I love it.

916
01:01:30,527 --> 01:01:32,637
God bless ya.
God bless ya.

917
01:01:32,637 --> 01:01:34,940
Don't worry.
I'm not gonna bust ya.

918
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:37,433
- Oh, thank you.
- [Chuckles]

919
01:01:37,433 --> 01:01:39,928
How you doin'?
[Chuckles]

920
01:01:42,518 --> 01:01:45,396
- Cute- Cute family. That's nice.
- Thank you.

921
01:01:45,396 --> 01:01:48,561
- This on the side. A little
of this, a little of that.
- It's-

922
01:01:48,561 --> 01:01:50,768
- Oh, man.
- Sweet- Sweetness.

923
01:01:50,768 --> 01:01:52,974
That is sweet. Yeah.

924
01:01:52,974 --> 01:01:56,332
- Dirty.
- And this one is one of my favorites.

925
01:01:56,332 --> 01:01:58,346
Ahh, good, yeah.

926
01:01:59,881 --> 01:02:02,280
<i>That's a little different choice.</i>

927
01:02:04,486 --> 01:02:06,884
No?

928
01:02:08,802 --> 01:02:11,104
- Gonna leave that with ya.
- All right.

929
01:02:11,104 --> 01:02:13,695
- You have a good day there.
- Yeah.

930
01:02:16,956 --> 01:02:18,875
[Honking Continues]

931
01:02:24,631 --> 01:02:27,125
What happened?

932
01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:30,482
<i>- I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.
- [Motorcycle Engine Revving]</i>

933
01:02:32,688 --> 01:02:35,950
Frank, Dwayne, get out and push.

934
01:02:45,159 --> 01:02:46,982
[All Grunting]

935
01:02:52,737 --> 01:02:55,904
- Okay, there it is- Redondo Beach, 46.
- [Honking Continues]

936
01:02:55,904 --> 01:02:58,206
It's 2:15.
Might be a few minutes late.

937
01:02:58,206 --> 01:03:02,810
<i>They said 3:00 sharp. They were very explicit.
We can't cross these people. Trust me.</i>

938
01:03:02,810 --> 01:03:05,784
- Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision.
- I bet he does.

939
01:03:05,784 --> 01:03:09,141
- [Honking Continues]
- Okay, now I'm gonna check
to see if you're color blind.

940
01:03:09,141 --> 01:03:11,347
<i>- [Vehicle Horn Honks]
- [Man] Asshole!</i>

941
01:03:11,347 --> 01:03:15,089
- [Mouthing Words]
- What's the letter in the circle?

942
01:03:17,679 --> 01:03:20,173
<i>No, no, no.
Inside the circle.</i>

943
01:03:20,173 --> 01:03:22,475
<i>Right there. See?</i>

944
01:03:22,475 --> 01:03:26,025
It's an "A." Can't you see it?
Right there.

945
01:03:28,807 --> 01:03:31,013
It's bright green.

946
01:03:33,507 --> 01:03:35,330
Oh, man.

947
01:03:43,676 --> 01:03:46,746
[Sighs] Dwayne, I think you
might be color blind.

948
01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:59,121
You can't fly jets
if you're color blind.

949
01:04:11,783 --> 01:04:15,045
We've got a little bit of-
Okay, got an emergency back here.

950
01:04:15,045 --> 01:04:17,538
- I think we need to pull over.
- What is it?

951
01:04:17,538 --> 01:04:20,225
<i>- What's the emergency?
- Pull over.</i>

952
01:04:20,225 --> 01:04:23,007
<i>It's all right, man. Dwayne, Dwayne!
It's all right. Hold on.</i>

953
01:04:23,007 --> 01:04:25,501
- Just pull over the car!
- Okay! All right!

954
01:04:25,501 --> 01:04:28,858
- Could you get him to pull over, please?
- Richard, pull over!

955
01:04:28,858 --> 01:04:31,544
- Richard, pull over the car!
- It's all right. We're pulling over.

956
01:04:31,544 --> 01:04:33,655
- I'm pulling over. Stop it.
- It's all right.

957
01:04:33,655 --> 01:04:37,587
- Dwayne! No, no. Dwayne. Sit down.
- God, this better be good.

958
01:04:37,587 --> 01:04:40,274
<i>- [Sheryl] Pull over.
- [Richard] I'm pulling over. All right.</i>

959
01:04:40,274 --> 01:04:43,631
- Stop the car. It's gonna be okay, Dwayne.
- All right. Don't open the door.

960
01:04:43,631 --> 01:04:45,550
[Sheryl]
Dwayne? Oh, God!

961
01:04:46,509 --> 01:04:48,428
[Gasping]

962
01:04:49,483 --> 01:04:51,402
Fuck!

963
01:04:52,361 --> 01:04:54,280
[Screams]

964
01:04:55,814 --> 01:04:59,171
- [Sheryl] What happened?
- [Frank] He's color blind. He can't fly.

965
01:04:59,171 --> 01:05:01,569
[Sheryl]
Oh, Jesus. Oh, no.

966
01:05:01,569 --> 01:05:03,488
[Sobbing]

967
01:05:06,366 --> 01:05:08,381
Uh, just-
just give him a second.

968
01:05:30,540 --> 01:05:32,459
Dwayne?

969
01:05:35,145 --> 01:05:37,255
Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry.

970
01:05:43,683 --> 01:05:47,232
- Dwayne, come on. We have to go.
- I'm not going.

971
01:05:49,918 --> 01:05:52,604
- Dwayne-
- I said I'm not.

972
01:05:52,604 --> 01:05:56,825
Okay? I don't care.
I'm not getting on that bus again.

973
01:05:56,825 --> 01:05:59,032
Dwayne, for better or worse,
we're your family.

974
01:05:59,032 --> 01:06:02,773
<i>No, you're not my family!
Okay? I don't wanna be your family!</i>

975
01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:06,897
I hate you fucking people!
I hate you!

976
01:06:06,897 --> 01:06:10,159
Divorce, bankrupt, suicide!

977
01:06:10,159 --> 01:06:13,516
<i>You fucking losers!
You're losers!</i>

978
01:06:16,299 --> 01:06:19,368
No. Please
just leave me here, Mom.

979
01:06:19,368 --> 01:06:22,150
Okay?
Please, please, please.

980
01:06:24,836 --> 01:06:26,755
Please just leave me here.

981
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,222
[Sighs]

982
01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:39,417
Shit.

983
01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:44,309
I don't know what to do.

984
01:06:44,309 --> 01:06:47,187
<i>[Richard]
Well, it's gettin' late.</i>

985
01:06:47,187 --> 01:06:50,065
Maybe- Can somebody
stay here with him?

986
01:06:50,065 --> 01:06:53,135
- I'll stay.
- Oh, that is not happening.

987
01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:58,027
All right. Well...

988
01:06:58,027 --> 01:06:59,945
uh...

989
01:07:00,905 --> 01:07:02,919
I'm just worried about the time.

990
01:07:05,797 --> 01:07:08,388
Olive, you, uh-

991
01:07:08,388 --> 01:07:10,594
you wanna try talking to him?

992
01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:13,760
Richard, no! There is nothing to say.
We just have to wait.

993
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:16,158
Honey-
[Sighs]

994
01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:05,177
Okay.

995
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,823
Let's go.

996
01:08:38,465 --> 01:08:41,535
I apologize for the things I said.

997
01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:45,756
I was upset.
I didn't really mean them.

998
01:08:48,058 --> 01:08:50,935
It's okay. Come on.
[Sniffles] Let's go.

999
01:08:55,252 --> 01:08:57,171
- [Honking Continues]
- [Richard] 2:55.

1000
01:08:57,171 --> 01:08:59,569
All right. Everybody,
look for the exit, okay?

1001
01:09:03,118 --> 01:09:05,804
Okay, here! Here's the turnoff.
Turn in here.

1002
01:09:05,804 --> 01:09:08,203
Does anybody see
the Redondo Suites?

1003
01:09:08,203 --> 01:09:11,464
<i>- [Olive] There's the hotel!
- There it is! There it is, Olive.</i>

1004
01:09:11,464 --> 01:09:15,205
<i>We're gonna make it.
We're gonna make it. All right.</i>

1005
01:09:15,205 --> 01:09:18,851
How- How the hell
do you get over there?

1006
01:09:18,851 --> 01:09:21,729
<i>- Sheryl?
- No, no, no, no!</i>

1007
01:09:21,729 --> 01:09:25,661
<i>- [Olive] You're passing it!
- [Sheryl] Turn around, turn around.</i>

1008
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:28,252
- You drove past it!
- You've gotta turn around!

1009
01:09:28,252 --> 01:09:30,458
- It's back there!
- I can't turn around.

1010
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:33,240
- Anybody see a way back? It's a one-way street!
- Oh!

1011
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:37,269
- [Grunting]
- Rich! You've got parking lots on the right!

1012
01:09:37,269 --> 01:09:40,339
<i>- [Sheryl] Here, here!
- Put your seat belt on, baby!</i>

1013
01:09:40,339 --> 01:09:42,928
- What are you doing?
- I can't slow down! I can't!

1014
01:09:42,928 --> 01:09:45,711
- [Richard] What time is it, Frank?
- Oh, 2:59.

1015
01:09:45,711 --> 01:09:48,876
- Dad!
- Straight shot from here. We're gonna make it.

1016
01:09:48,876 --> 01:09:51,371
- [Sheryl] Oh, it's a dead end!
- I'm not goin' back!

1017
01:09:51,371 --> 01:09:54,056
- You have to go back!
- That is a one-way road!

1018
01:09:54,056 --> 01:09:56,934
That'll take us all the way
back to the freeway!

1019
01:09:56,934 --> 01:10:00,675
- You're the one who told me
to go left back there!
- [Sheryl Shouting]

1020
01:10:00,675 --> 01:10:03,170
I'm not turnin' back.

1021
01:10:03,170 --> 01:10:05,088
<i>- Richard!
- [Olive] It's right there.</i>

1022
01:10:07,295 --> 01:10:10,364
What-What are you doing?
You can't do this!

1023
01:10:10,364 --> 01:10:13,530
- God, Richard!
- Okay, here's the hotel.

1024
01:10:13,530 --> 01:10:15,161
<i>[Frank]
Okay, stop!</i>

1025
01:10:15,161 --> 01:10:17,271
<i>- [Richard] Where's the entrance?
- [Sheryl] Right here!</i>

1026
01:10:17,271 --> 01:10:19,190
You passed it!
You're passing it!

1027
01:10:19,190 --> 01:10:21,109
[Richard]
Hold on!

1028
01:10:22,739 --> 01:10:24,754
Here we go. One more time.
Little bump.

1029
01:10:31,085 --> 01:10:33,100
[Olive]
Mom!

1030
01:11:05,523 --> 01:11:07,442
[Panting]

1031
01:11:07,442 --> 01:11:09,360
[Chattering]

1032
01:11:11,087 --> 01:11:13,869
Hello?
Hi. We'd like to register.

1033
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:17,514
- Sorry, we're closed.
- Uh, no. We have the entrant right here.

1034
01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:20,968
- We just wanna check in.
- Registration ended at 3:00.

1035
01:11:20,968 --> 01:11:23,846
- It's 3:00 now.
- No.

1036
01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:27,874
Come on. Have a heart. We're four minutes late.
We just drove all the way from Albuquerque.

1037
01:11:27,874 --> 01:11:30,369
- Then you should've been here by 3:00.
- [Richard] Wait, wait.

1038
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,055
There must be some way
we can work this out. Please.

1039
01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:36,220
<i>Everybody else was here before 3:00.
I'd be giving unfair advantage.</i>

1040
01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:39,194
No, we're not looking for an advantage.
We just want her to compete.

1041
01:11:39,194 --> 01:11:41,689
Don't yell at me, sir.
I didn't make you late.

1042
01:11:41,689 --> 01:11:44,950
We've settled on the schedule for the show.
We've turned off the computers.

1043
01:11:44,950 --> 01:11:48,115
- Our lineup is final. I have a hair check to do.
- Okay-

1044
01:11:48,115 --> 01:11:51,186
I'm sorry that you're late,
but I can't help you.

1045
01:11:52,432 --> 01:11:54,447
Please.

1046
01:11:56,078 --> 01:11:59,340
You don't know
what we've been through.

1047
01:12:02,314 --> 01:12:06,630
<i>Um, Miss Jenkins?
I- I can put 'em in the system.</i>

1048
01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:10,851
<i>- Oh, Kirby, you don't have to.
- No, it's okay. Takes five minutes.</i>

1049
01:12:10,851 --> 01:12:14,305
Well, it's your time.
Excuse me.

1050
01:12:14,305 --> 01:12:16,703
<i>[Frank] Thank you, Kirby.
Thank you very much.</i>

1051
01:12:16,703 --> 01:12:18,813
<i>Really, you don't know
what this means.</i>

1052
01:12:18,813 --> 01:12:20,827
Please, it's only five minutes.
[Chuckles]

1053
01:12:20,827 --> 01:12:23,609
I am not working for these people
next year. These people are crazy.

1054
01:12:25,336 --> 01:12:27,542
<i>Okay, so, what's your name?</i>

1055
01:12:27,542 --> 01:12:29,941
<i>- Olive.
- That's a nice name.</i>

1056
01:12:29,941 --> 01:12:33,298
<i>- Mom, Mom! Look!
- What's her last name?</i>

1057
01:12:33,298 --> 01:12:35,984
- It's Miss California. It's really her!
- You want to go say hi?

1058
01:12:35,984 --> 01:12:37,902
<i>- [Kirby] Albuquerque-
- [Typing]</i>

1059
01:12:40,205 --> 01:12:42,795
<i>- Thank you.
- [Woman] Bonnie, come here.</i>

1060
01:12:42,795 --> 01:12:45,961
- Hi! What's your name?
- Olive.

1061
01:12:45,961 --> 01:12:49,414
- What's your talent, Olive?
- I like dancing.

1062
01:12:49,414 --> 01:12:52,004
Dancing was too hard for me.
I'm a singer.

1063
01:12:52,004 --> 01:12:54,210
You must be a good dancer.

1064
01:12:54,210 --> 01:12:56,321
I am. I'm really good.

1065
01:12:56,321 --> 01:12:58,431
<i>- I bet you are.
- [Pen Scribbling]</i>

1066
01:12:58,431 --> 01:13:01,214
Well, thanks for stopping by,
Olive. Best of luck.

1067
01:13:03,227 --> 01:13:06,297
Hmm. Miss California?

1068
01:13:06,297 --> 01:13:09,655
- Do you eat ice cream?
- I love ice cream.

1069
01:13:09,655 --> 01:13:12,916
My favorite flavor is
Chocolate Cherry Garcia...

1070
01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:16,850
<i>although, technically,
I think that's a frozen yogurt.</i>

1071
01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:20,303
- Okay?
- Okay. Thanks. Bye.

1072
01:13:20,303 --> 01:13:22,798
Bye.

1073
01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:26,155
- Mom, she eats ice cream.
- I heard.

1074
01:13:27,594 --> 01:13:31,239
Your packet has tickets in it,
and there's your badge number.

1075
01:13:31,239 --> 01:13:33,254
- Okay.
- Is there anything else?

1076
01:13:33,254 --> 01:13:35,748
Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home
around here?

1077
01:13:39,585 --> 01:13:41,983
<i>[Mechanical Whirring, Spraying]</i>

1078
01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:48,506
[Chattering]

1079
01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:52,631
- Hi.
- Hi.

1080
01:13:54,454 --> 01:13:56,948
<i>Okay, Olive,
let's get your swimsuit on.</i>

1081
01:13:56,948 --> 01:13:59,154
You wanna go change
behind the curtain?

1082
01:13:59,154 --> 01:14:02,320
<i>This is the last touch-up, everybody.
Final touch-ups. Last touch-up.</i>

1083
01:14:28,700 --> 01:14:30,619
<i>[Camera Shutters Clicking]</i>

1084
01:14:30,619 --> 01:14:32,633
[Giggling]

1085
01:14:32,633 --> 01:14:35,895
<i>- Okay! Wait!
- I won't wait for you!</i>

1086
01:14:36,950 --> 01:14:38,773
Let's get outta here.

1087
01:14:43,089 --> 01:14:45,680
Hey! Hey, Olive Hoover.

1088
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:48,366
- Mm-hmm?
- Hey, I need your music.

1089
01:14:48,366 --> 01:14:50,860
- Oh, music, right.
- Yeah.

1090
01:14:53,738 --> 01:14:55,656
Where is it? All right.
[Mumbles]

1091
01:14:58,055 --> 01:14:59,973
Here you go.

1092
01:14:59,973 --> 01:15:03,331
- This? Did you choose this?
- No, my grandpa did.

1093
01:15:03,331 --> 01:15:05,345
- Your grandpa?
- Mm-hmm.

1094
01:15:05,345 --> 01:15:07,359
- Which track?
- Twelve.

1095
01:15:07,359 --> 01:15:12,060
We were drivin' five, six hours.
Thought he was napping.

1096
01:15:12,060 --> 01:15:14,459
By the time we figured it out, it's-

1097
01:15:15,513 --> 01:15:17,528
- You know.
- Too late.

1098
01:15:19,159 --> 01:15:21,653
So where's the body?

1099
01:15:21,653 --> 01:15:23,572
Um-

1100
01:15:38,152 --> 01:15:40,167
Personal effects.

1101
01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,990
- Thank you.
- You take care.

1102
01:15:43,621 --> 01:15:45,539
- You too.
- [Doors Close]

1103
01:16:06,451 --> 01:16:09,522
<i>- [Audience Murmuring]
- [Girl] I'm ready.</i>

1104
01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:16,428
- [Man] She was scared, but she did very well.
- [Woman] Was she?

1105
01:16:17,867 --> 01:16:20,265
<i>## [Fanfare]</i>

1106
01:16:20,265 --> 01:16:24,678
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the 24th annual...</i>

1107
01:16:24,678 --> 01:16:28,035
Little Miss Sunshine Pageant!

1108
01:16:28,035 --> 01:16:31,393
<i>- [Cheering]
- Yes!</i>

1109
01:16:31,393 --> 01:16:35,710
Now, please, put your hands together once
again and help me welcome to the stage...

1110
01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:39,835
our 12 beautiful contestants!

1111
01:16:39,835 --> 01:16:42,137
<i>- [Cheering]
- [Applause]</i>

1112
01:16:42,137 --> 01:16:44,632
<i>## [Pop]</i>

1113
01:16:51,058 --> 01:16:54,992
<i>## [Woman Singing]</i>

1114
01:16:54,992 --> 01:16:58,062
<i>## [Continues]</i>

1115
01:16:58,062 --> 01:16:59,308
Wow.

1116
01:17:29,238 --> 01:17:31,541
[Chuckles]

1117
01:17:55,043 --> 01:17:57,153
<i>## [Ends]</i>

1118
01:17:57,153 --> 01:18:01,662
<i>Oh, let's have a big round of applause
for our lovely contestants!</i>

1119
01:18:03,101 --> 01:18:06,459
<i>At the end of the evening,
one of these girls...</i>

1120
01:18:06,459 --> 01:18:09,816
will be crowned
Little Miss Sunshine!

1121
01:18:18,066 --> 01:18:20,752
<i>Olive, honey,
are you okay in there?</i>

1122
01:18:20,752 --> 01:18:22,670
<i>Yeah, I'm fine.</i>

1123
01:18:25,165 --> 01:18:26,987
Hey.

1124
01:18:28,234 --> 01:18:30,152
What?

1125
01:18:30,152 --> 01:18:33,223
<i>- You got a kid in the show?
- ## [Emcee Singing]</i>

1126
01:18:33,223 --> 01:18:35,237
Your first time?

1127
01:18:35,237 --> 01:18:37,156
Yeah, yeah.

1128
01:18:37,156 --> 01:18:39,745
<i>## [Continues]</i>

1129
01:19:20,995 --> 01:19:23,585
## [Ends]

1130
01:19:23,585 --> 01:19:26,367
<i>America!</i>

1131
01:19:26,367 --> 01:19:28,382
<i>It's so beautiful!</i>

1132
01:19:31,163 --> 01:19:35,097
<i>[Dwayne] Sometimes I just wish
I could go to sleep till I was 18...</i>

1133
01:19:35,097 --> 01:19:40,084
and skip all this crap- high school
and everything-just skip it.

1134
01:19:42,387 --> 01:19:44,881
You know Marcel Proust?

1135
01:19:44,881 --> 01:19:47,375
- He's the guy you teach.
- Yeah.

1136
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:50,733
French writer.
Total loser.

1137
01:19:50,733 --> 01:19:52,747
Never had a real job.

1138
01:19:52,747 --> 01:19:56,009
Unrequited love affairs. Gay.

1139
01:19:56,009 --> 01:19:58,887
Spent 20 years writing a book
almost no one reads.

1140
01:19:58,887 --> 01:20:01,189
But he's also probably
the greatest writer since Shakespeare.

1141
01:20:01,189 --> 01:20:05,506
Anyway, he, uh-
he gets down to the end of his life...

1142
01:20:05,506 --> 01:20:08,480
and he looks back and decides
that all those years he suffered-

1143
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:12,605
Those were the best years of his life,
'cause they made him who he was.

1144
01:20:12,605 --> 01:20:16,442
All the years he was happy? You know,
total waste. Didn't learn a thing.

1145
01:20:16,442 --> 01:20:20,567
So, if you sleep until you're 18...

1146
01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:24,020
ah, think of the suffering
you're gonna miss.

1147
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:27,665
I mean, high school? High school-
Those are your prime suffering years.

1148
01:20:27,665 --> 01:20:29,967
You don't get better suffering
than that.

1149
01:20:33,805 --> 01:20:35,723
You know what?

1150
01:20:37,450 --> 01:20:39,273
Fuck beauty contests.

1151
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:43,782
Life is one fucking
beauty contest after another.

1152
01:20:43,782 --> 01:20:47,331
You know, school,
then college, then work?

1153
01:20:47,331 --> 01:20:49,345
Fuck that.

1154
01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:51,456
And fuck the Air Force Academy.

1155
01:20:51,456 --> 01:20:55,581
If I wanna fly,
I'll find a way to fly.

1156
01:20:55,581 --> 01:20:58,363
You do what you love,
and fuck the rest.

1157
01:21:04,022 --> 01:21:06,229
I'm glad you're talkin' again, Dwayne.

1158
01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:11,122
- You're not nearly as stupid as you look.
- [Sighs]

1159
01:21:12,944 --> 01:21:15,150
[Clicks Tongue]

1160
01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:20,234
Wanna go back?

1161
01:21:20,234 --> 01:21:22,537
- Not really.
- [Chuckles]

1162
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,565
Yeah, we should go back.

1163
01:21:28,964 --> 01:21:32,321
<i>[Emcee] And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for-</i>

1164
01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:34,719
the talent competition.

1165
01:21:34,719 --> 01:21:37,021
<i>[Applause]</i>

1166
01:21:37,021 --> 01:21:38,940
<i>## [Piano]</i>

1167
01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:41,818
## [Singing]

1168
01:21:45,272 --> 01:21:47,190
Miss Carly Nugent.

1169
01:21:47,190 --> 01:21:50,548
<i>## [Woman Singing Disco]</i>

1170
01:22:04,170 --> 01:22:06,568
<i>## [Ends]</i>

1171
01:22:06,568 --> 01:22:09,254
## [Yodeling]

1172
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:15,106
## [Singing]

1173
01:22:15,106 --> 01:22:17,504
Yee-haw!

1174
01:22:17,504 --> 01:22:20,094
<i>[Emcee]
Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great!</i>

1175
01:22:20,094 --> 01:22:22,204
<i>## [Techno]</i>

1176
01:22:23,163 --> 01:22:25,562
<i>[Audience Exclaiming]</i>

1177
01:22:36,882 --> 01:22:38,896
<i>- [Cheering]
- [Emcee] Wow-ow-ow-ow!</i>

1178
01:22:38,896 --> 01:22:41,294
<i>Funky-licious!</i>

1179
01:22:42,733 --> 01:22:44,940
<i>## [Continues, Faint]</i>

1180
01:23:02,015 --> 01:23:04,222
<i>- ## [Continues, Faint]
- I'm goin' backstage.</i>

1181
01:23:04,222 --> 01:23:06,044
Yeah, right. See ya.

1182
01:23:07,099 --> 01:23:09,209
<i>[Zipper Zips]</i>

1183
01:23:09,209 --> 01:23:12,376
Oh, look at you.
Is that your costume?

1184
01:23:12,376 --> 01:23:14,294
Mm-hmm.

1185
01:23:15,253 --> 01:23:17,172
- [Sighs]
- Okay, here.

1186
01:23:19,570 --> 01:23:23,311
- Hey, what's goin' on?
- Oh, I just- I came to wish Olive good luck.

1187
01:23:23,311 --> 01:23:25,613
- How you doin', honey?
- Good.

1188
01:23:25,613 --> 01:23:27,628
- Nervous.
- Yeah. You're gonna do great.

1189
01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:30,314
[Kisses]
I just know it.

1190
01:23:30,314 --> 01:23:33,095
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.

1191
01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:35,494
- What's up?
- [Sighs]

1192
01:23:37,412 --> 01:23:39,619
I don't want her to go on.

1193
01:23:39,619 --> 01:23:42,305
<i>## [Girl Singing]</i>

1194
01:23:42,305 --> 01:23:45,183
- Are you authorized to be backstage?
- No. Hey.

1195
01:23:45,183 --> 01:23:47,677
<i>- Where are the dressing rooms?
- [Girl] Are you allowed to be here?</i>

1196
01:23:47,677 --> 01:23:49,692
Just tell me where
the dressing rooms are.

1197
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:53,720
<i>- [Door Closes]
- Listen, we're not in Albuquerque anymore.</i>

1198
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:56,118
- Hey, how are you feeling?
- Better. Where's Olive?

1199
01:23:56,118 --> 01:23:58,517
- There. What's up?
- Mom, I don't want Olive doing this.

1200
01:23:58,517 --> 01:24:00,915
Oh, my God!

1201
01:24:00,915 --> 01:24:03,409
- Look around. This place is fucked!
- He's right!

1202
01:24:03,409 --> 01:24:06,095
Look, I don't want these
people judging Olive. Fuck them!

1203
01:24:06,095 --> 01:24:09,644
- Listen, it is too late.
- No, it's not too late. You're the mom...

1204
01:24:09,644 --> 01:24:12,235
and you're supposed to protect her.

1205
01:24:12,235 --> 01:24:17,223
Everyone is gonna laugh at her, Mom.
Please don't let her do this.

1206
01:24:17,223 --> 01:24:20,004
<i>[Woman]
Olive Hoover, two minutes.</i>

1207
01:24:20,004 --> 01:24:22,882
<i>[Dwayne]
Look, she's not a beauty queen.</i>

1208
01:24:22,882 --> 01:24:24,993
<i>She's just not.</i>

1209
01:24:24,993 --> 01:24:28,830
- I'm gonna tell her.
- No, Dwayne. You listen to me.
Olive is who she is.

1210
01:24:28,830 --> 01:24:31,421
<i>She has worked so hard.
She's poured everything into this.</i>

1211
01:24:31,421 --> 01:24:35,353
We can't just take it away
from her. We can't.

1212
01:24:35,353 --> 01:24:40,246
I know you wanna protect her. I know, honey,
but... we gotta let Olive be Olive.

1213
01:24:40,246 --> 01:24:43,507
<i>- [Door Opens]
- Olive Hoover. Are you the family?</i>

1214
01:24:43,507 --> 01:24:45,522
Yeah. Okay?

1215
01:24:47,153 --> 01:24:49,935
Olive, it's time. Okay?

1216
01:24:49,935 --> 01:24:52,045
Yeah.

1217
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,635
- We gotta go now.
- Hang on.

1218
01:24:54,635 --> 01:24:57,705
Olive, look at me.

1219
01:24:57,705 --> 01:25:00,583
If you don't want to do this,
that's okay.

1220
01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:04,996
If you want to sit this one out, it's totally
fine by us. We're proud of you anyway.

1221
01:25:06,050 --> 01:25:07,969
<i>We gotta go.</i>

1222
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,094
<i>It's time.</i>

1223
01:25:12,094 --> 01:25:13,917
<i>## [Techno, Faint]</i>

1224
01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:22,743
Ready? Let's go.

1225
01:25:34,158 --> 01:25:36,268
Good luck, honey.

1226
01:25:36,268 --> 01:25:38,858
Copy that. Twenty-five
is performance ready...

1227
01:25:38,858 --> 01:25:40,968
and we're walkin'...

1228
01:25:40,968 --> 01:25:42,887
as fast as we can.

1229
01:25:45,477 --> 01:25:47,396
- Is she going on?
- Yeah.

1230
01:25:47,396 --> 01:25:49,314
She's going on.

1231
01:25:52,192 --> 01:25:54,207
<i>[Emcee]
Pure fairy-tale magic.</i>

1232
01:25:54,207 --> 01:25:56,317
Miss Charisma Whiteman!

1233
01:25:57,276 --> 01:25:59,579
Wasn't that a stardust fantasy?

1234
01:25:59,579 --> 01:26:03,416
<i>Thank you for that.
You have been such a patient audience.</i>

1235
01:26:03,416 --> 01:26:06,389
<i>We have one more contestant,
and then we'll be crowning our winner.</i>

1236
01:26:06,389 --> 01:26:08,980
<i>Please give a warm welcome to...</i>

1237
01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:12,625
<i>Miss... Olive Hoover!</i>

1238
01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:14,448
<i>[Applause]</i>

1239
01:26:26,343 --> 01:26:28,358
[Whispers]
You okay?

1240
01:26:28,358 --> 01:26:32,578
Um, I'd like to dedicate this
to my grandpa...

1241
01:26:32,578 --> 01:26:34,784
who showed me these moves.

1242
01:26:34,784 --> 01:26:37,471
<i>[Emcee]
Oh, that is so sweet!</i>

1243
01:26:37,471 --> 01:26:40,349
<i>[Laughs] Is he here?
Where is your grandpa right now?</i>

1244
01:26:40,349 --> 01:26:43,706
In the trunk of our car.

1245
01:26:43,706 --> 01:26:45,625
Okay!
[Laughs]

1246
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:48,023
<i>Well, take it away, Olive!</i>

1247
01:26:52,435 --> 01:26:54,354
<i>## [Funk]</i>

1248
01:27:02,987 --> 01:27:04,426
Huh!

1249
01:27:06,057 --> 01:27:09,128
<i>## [Man Singing]</i>

1250
01:27:09,128 --> 01:27:12,869
<i>## [Continues]</i>

1251
01:27:38,385 --> 01:27:41,071
<i>- ## [Continues]
- [Woman] You suck!</i>

1252
01:27:41,071 --> 01:27:43,853
<i>- [Audience Members Booing]
- Those little fuckers. I will kill them.</i>

1253
01:27:43,853 --> 01:27:45,964
<i>[Woman]
You stink!</i>

1254
01:27:53,638 --> 01:27:55,652
No, no, no, no, no.

1255
01:28:08,891 --> 01:28:10,617
[Gasping]

1256
01:28:25,199 --> 01:28:27,597
What is your daughter doing?

1257
01:28:34,599 --> 01:28:37,381
She's kickin' ass.
That's what she's doin'.

1258
01:28:41,794 --> 01:28:43,713
[Panting]

1259
01:28:49,277 --> 01:28:51,579
<i>## [Continues]</i>

1260
01:28:51,579 --> 01:28:53,977
Get over here!
Get over here!

1261
01:28:53,977 --> 01:28:57,911
<i>- I want that little ragamuffin
off the stage this minute.
- [Emcee] All right.</i>

1262
01:28:57,911 --> 01:29:00,309
- Get her. Right this minute!
- Don't touch- Don't touch her.

1263
01:29:00,309 --> 01:29:03,762
- Your act's over, honey.
- [Richard] Hey!

1264
01:29:05,872 --> 01:29:08,750
- Hey! Hey, let go of my daughter!
- Oh!

1265
01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:12,204
- [Screaming]
- [Dwayne] Holy sh-

1266
01:29:12,204 --> 01:29:14,793
Let her finish!

1267
01:29:16,617 --> 01:29:20,069
<i>Get off me!
Help! Get off me!</i>

1268
01:29:20,069 --> 01:29:22,564
- Help me!
- Take charge! Just take charge!

1269
01:29:22,564 --> 01:29:24,771
<i>[Richard] Keep dancin', honey!
Daddy's okay.</i>

1270
01:29:24,771 --> 01:29:29,855
Get your daughter
off this stage right now!

1271
01:29:29,855 --> 01:29:31,773
Now!

1272
01:29:36,666 --> 01:29:38,584
<i>Honey?</i>

1273
01:29:47,793 --> 01:29:49,903
[Mouthing Words]

1274
01:29:54,987 --> 01:29:56,906
<i>- Like that?
- Oh!</i>

1275
01:30:22,423 --> 01:30:24,630
[Delighted Squeal]

1276
01:30:45,446 --> 01:30:47,365
<i>## [Ends]</i>

1277
01:30:47,365 --> 01:30:49,187
- Ooh!
- Ah!

1278
01:30:54,368 --> 01:30:57,054
[Applause Smattering]

1279
01:30:59,068 --> 01:31:02,809
Yeah! All right!

1280
01:31:02,809 --> 01:31:05,111
[No Audible Dialogue]

1281
01:31:14,321 --> 01:31:16,239
[Clears Throat]

1282
01:31:17,295 --> 01:31:19,980
Okay, you're out-

1283
01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:23,147
on the condition that you never enter
your daughter in a beauty pageant...

1284
01:31:23,147 --> 01:31:25,640
in the state of California ever again.

1285
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:27,464
Ever.

1286
01:31:29,669 --> 01:31:31,780
I think we can live with that.

1287
01:31:36,385 --> 01:31:39,550
All right.
We're back in business.

1288
01:31:39,550 --> 01:31:42,140
Lock and load.

1289
01:31:54,611 --> 01:31:57,872
Olive, your grandpa would've
been really proud of you.

1290
01:31:57,872 --> 01:32:00,846
<i>- Yeah, you were great. Mm-wah!
- [Frank] You were beyond great.</i>

1291
01:32:00,846 --> 01:32:04,204
<i>- [Dwayne] You were incredible.
- Thank you.</i>

1292
01:32:07,658 --> 01:32:09,480
Let's get outta here.

1293
01:32:18,593 --> 01:32:20,512
[Panting]

1294
01:32:21,951 --> 01:32:24,445
[Grunting]

1295
01:32:24,445 --> 01:32:26,843
[Gasping]

1296
01:32:32,790 --> 01:32:34,421
Whoo!

1297
01:32:36,916 --> 01:32:38,834
- It's in gear.
- [Engine Starts]

1298
01:32:49,674 --> 01:32:52,072
What in the world?
[Gasps]