1 00:01:00,422 --> 00:01:03,004 This is India.. 2 00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:05,805 the land that glistens, shines.. 3 00:01:05,885 --> 00:01:09,307 ..the land bedecked with the glitter of dreams.. 4 00:01:09,387 --> 00:01:12,429 ..beckoning you.. 5 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:14,931 if you nurse a hunger, she says, here.. 6 00:01:15,021 --> 00:01:17,102 you'll find what satisfies it. Come.. 7 00:01:18,063 --> 00:01:18,973 rub your shoulders. till they're blue.. 8 00:01:19,023 --> 00:01:20,564 with fame, wealth, power, glory.. 9 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:22,435 ..and your life becomes.. 10 00:01:22,526 --> 00:01:25,267 ..a sunlit dream you never want to wake out of 11 00:01:25,938 --> 00:01:31,611 Yes, this is India.. a dream.. 12 00:01:31,731 --> 00:01:34,483 ..that Bunty and Babli dreamt every night of their lives 13 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:39,656 And this is the India they live in.. 14 00:01:39,736 --> 00:01:41,157 ..an India that says.. 15 00:01:41,237 --> 00:01:44,619 your dreams should end where your arms do.. 16 00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:48,411 and you should feel only as much hunger as you can satisfy.. 17 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:49,622 step forward.. 18 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,334 but only when. you're in step with the others.. 19 00:01:52,454 --> 00:01:56,246 float to the top but not at the cost of anyone else 20 00:01:56,336 --> 00:01:58,958 love, compassion, honesty, respect.. 21 00:01:59,048 --> 00:02:00,839 ..are what matter most.. 22 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:04,922 this too is India.. 23 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:10,345 the India Bunty and Babli grew up in 24 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:13,217 but didn't feel like they belonged to 25 00:02:14,257 --> 00:02:18,140 This world we live in has two kinds of people 26 00:02:19,511 --> 00:02:22,352 One, the kind that does just one thing all their lives and.. 27 00:02:22,432 --> 00:02:23,303 the kind that does.. 28 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,854 ..just about everything in one life 29 00:02:26,395 --> 00:02:30,227 I didn't say that, they did and they didn't just say it, they lived it 30 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,358 And how! No one ever lived life.. 31 00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:34,019 ..like they lived theirs and perhaps.. 32 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,771 ..no one ever will 33 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:40,403 So much excitement.. so much adventure, so many joys.. 34 00:02:40,483 --> 00:02:42,735 ..all in one single lifetime.. 35 00:02:42,825 --> 00:02:47,568 no one could have imagined it possible, not even them. 36 00:02:48,448 --> 00:02:51,660 Or then again maybe they could have 37 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:11,923 Small town cocoons These dull afternoons.. 38 00:03:12,003 --> 00:03:16,135 I want to pack them up and go away.. away.. 39 00:03:18,427 --> 00:03:22,549 The rains come slow The river lies low.. 40 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:26,592 The sea will carry me away 41 00:03:26,852 --> 00:03:30,975 Small town cocoons These dull afternoons.. 42 00:03:31,055 --> 00:03:35,267 I want to pack them up and go away.. away.. 43 00:03:35,357 --> 00:03:39,480 The rains come slow The river lies low.. 44 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,192 The sea will carry me away 45 00:03:43,442 --> 00:03:52,488 Going away, I'm going away Oh Ram Chand re.. 46 00:03:52,568 --> 00:03:56,490 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow 47 00:03:56,620 --> 00:04:00,743 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Hear the whistle blow 48 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:05,166 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow 49 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:09,958 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Call me, oh, watch me go.. 50 00:04:35,094 --> 00:04:43,229 Stand aside, make way for me Those clouds are mine to hold 51 00:04:43,519 --> 00:04:50,944 Burnt in black on a white sheet sky I'll write my name, big and bold 52 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:54,986 On the street that curves around the moon.. 53 00:04:55,106 --> 00:04:59,319 At the bend is where I'll stay 54 00:04:59,409 --> 00:05:08,154 On the street that curves around the moon I'll stay far, far away 55 00:05:08,284 --> 00:05:16,579 Going away, I'm going away Oh Ram Chand re.. 56 00:05:16,669 --> 00:05:20,962 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow 57 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:25,085 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Hear the whistle blow 58 00:05:25,175 --> 00:05:29,467 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow 59 00:05:29,547 --> 00:05:33,920 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Call me, oh, watch me go.. 60 00:06:02,648 --> 00:06:06,860 Small town cocoons These dull afternoons 61 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:11,073 I want to pack them up and go away.. away.. 62 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:15,326 Small town cocoons These dull afternoons.. 63 00:06:15,406 --> 00:06:19,448 I want to pack them up and go away.. away.. 64 00:06:19,578 --> 00:06:23,701 The rains come slow The river lies low.. 65 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:27,253 The sea will carry me away 66 00:06:27,713 --> 00:06:36,959 Going away, I'm going away Oh Ram Chand re.. 67 00:06:37,049 --> 00:06:40,961 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow 68 00:06:41,091 --> 00:06:45,264 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Hear the whistle blow 69 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:49,387 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow 70 00:06:49,517 --> 00:06:54,219 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Call me, oh, watch me go.. 71 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:15,032 When I ride l carry in my hair.. 72 00:07:15,112 --> 00:07:18,905 The cool whispers of the wind 73 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:26,789 Ride across the earth, the sky Leave the world behind, unhinged 74 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:30,832 My forehead adorned, my jewel, 75 00:07:30,912 --> 00:07:35,165 the moon I can't walk unnoticed amidst the stars 76 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:43,840 moon I can't live unnoticed up here with stars 77 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:52,805 Going away, I'm going away Oh Ram Chand re.. 78 00:07:52,886 --> 00:08:01,011 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow 79 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:05,313 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Hear the whistle blow 80 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:10,066 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Call me, oh, watch me go.. 81 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:29,368 Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak 82 00:08:30,699 --> 00:09:05,550 Call me, oh, watch me go.. 83 00:09:08,932 --> 00:09:10,853 It's not going to come. - It will 84 00:09:11,224 --> 00:09:13,355 It won't. - It will 85 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:16,897 Boy, go down to the tap and have your bath 86 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:18,358 Or you'll be standing at the end of a very long line 87 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:23,191 No dearth of people wanting to get into a line 88 00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:25,442 What do you mean? - What I mean Ma is.. 89 00:09:26,193 --> 00:09:31,316 this world has two kinds of people, one, those who line up before taps.. 90 00:09:31,406 --> 00:09:33,658 and two, those who make themselves.. 91 00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:35,319 ..taps so they won't need to stand in any line 92 00:09:35,699 --> 00:09:38,661 I happen to belong to the latter. - You don't belong anywhere 93 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,662 You've already spent forty rupees on this gibberish 94 00:09:41,742 --> 00:09:45,495 How much more will you blow up? - Ma, how many times do I tell you.. 95 00:09:46,415 --> 00:09:48,417 I'm not spending anything. This is an investment 96 00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:52,039 For fifty bucks, this shower is up and running.. then l'll fix it.. 97 00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:54,290 ..to the community tap and everyone's willing to part with fifty paise.. 98 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:59,673 ..to bathe in a shower. If five people use it everyday, that's 2.50 99 00:09:59,884 --> 00:10:02,175 In twenty days, fifty bucks are back 100 00:10:02,295 --> 00:10:05,507 That's 2.50 in profits everyday from each shower 101 00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:07,839 Stop. You're making my head spin 102 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:14,893 The problem with this Fursatganj, talking sense sends heads spinning 103 00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:18,805 Anyway, do you remember my chit fund idea? 104 00:10:18,895 --> 00:10:21,397 A finance company in Lucknow.. - I don't want to know anything! 105 00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:25,349 If you don't stop now you'll surely go to jail some day 106 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,066 There.. l told you it'll come 107 00:10:37,317 --> 00:10:39,528 Of course it will. Why won't it? 108 00:10:40,118 --> 00:10:41,489 How else will he drown his future? 109 00:10:41,819 --> 00:10:48,073 Why.. oh today was your interview for the railway job! You didn't go? 110 00:10:48,323 --> 00:10:51,575 I went! Pandey'ji called to say that.. 111 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:54,417 before I recommend my son for another interview.. 112 00:10:54,497 --> 00:10:56,248 ..I should at least make sure 113 00:10:56,378 --> 00:10:58,330 that he drags himself there on his own two legs 114 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,001 I've lain my' five years in the service on the line.. 115 00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:04,083 ..and made him agree for another chance tomorrow 116 00:11:04,713 --> 00:11:07,215 Thank God he agreed 117 00:11:08,716 --> 00:11:12,879 How does that matter? I need to agree too 118 00:11:13,219 --> 00:11:16,841 Rakesh, we're trying to be serious here 119 00:11:17,141 --> 00:11:18,972 I told him I don't want to be a ticket collector 120 00:11:19,342 --> 00:11:23,265 So what do you want to be? The maker of failed schemes, for life? 121 00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:26,807 All of Fursatganj thinks you're a deluded Don Quixote 122 00:11:27,097 --> 00:11:29,389 You want them to coin new euphemisms for you? Everyone.. 123 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,730 Fursatganj is packed with asses. 124 00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:34,442 And all asses can do is.. 125 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:36,313 ..chew the cud and bear the burden. 126 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:40,315 I wasn't born to do either 127 00:11:40,906 --> 00:11:43,487 Oh you'll become a Birla-Tata-Ambani? - Why can't l be? 128 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:48,030 They didn't fall out of the sky. They too were born here on this earth 129 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,451 At least they were born here. 130 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,362 You belong to a different planet altogether! 131 00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:56,405 Dad, don't get me started again. I've made up my mind 132 00:11:56,495 --> 00:11:59,657 I'm not going to waste my entire life trapped in a job 133 00:11:59,747 --> 00:12:00,828 Look here 134 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:02,579 I've spent thirty five years in this job.. 135 00:12:02,669 --> 00:12:05,211 ..You think my life's been a total waste? 136 00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:15,757 After a lifetime of service, does the government even bother.. 137 00:12:15,837 --> 00:12:20,420 about your opinion? After thirty five years of.. 138 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:23,632 shuttling up and down that same train route, does even one passenger.. 139 00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:25,973 from all those thousand trips remember.. 140 00:12:26,094 --> 00:12:28,725 ..what you look like in your shabby coat? 141 00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:34,269 When you die, will anybody except Ma and I, shed a single tear? 142 00:12:34,349 --> 00:12:36,270 Will the railways take a day off? 143 00:12:39,732 --> 00:12:40,813 Dad your life means nothing. 144 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,275 There's no respect, no fun, no meaning 145 00:12:51,569 --> 00:12:58,033 When I walk wearing this shabby coat, that seems to embarrass you so much.. 146 00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:04,447 ..people stop in their tracks to pay me their respects 147 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:12,502 Shopkeepers are up on their feet to attend to Mr. Ticket Collector 148 00:13:15,124 --> 00:13:21,758 Why? Because my poor black cotton coat.. 149 00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:29,462 is untainted by ill-gotten gain 150 00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:35,926 it is the mark of my esteem 151 00:13:38,098 --> 00:13:39,889 Rakesh.. 152 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,061 the interview is at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning 153 00:13:44,642 --> 00:13:48,644 Get there in time. Or get lost 154 00:13:50,686 --> 00:13:55,188 Find a meaning for your life wherever you want, however you want to 155 00:13:56,649 --> 00:14:02,903 Because we can't live up to your high expectations.. 156 00:14:07,996 --> 00:14:09,617 we're sorry 157 00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:37,464 There's something about you baby 158 00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:39,466 You too 159 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,057 You're not half bad either 160 00:14:42,557 --> 00:14:44,559 Go easy on the lipstick.. 161 00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:48,811 it shouldn't look too tacky. And one thing you ought to know 162 00:14:48,891 --> 00:14:52,564 A ragged skirt doesn't make you sexy 163 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:57,817 It's what's in your eyes.. like in mine. 164 00:14:58,437 --> 00:14:59,568 Dear God.. 165 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,190 my daughter has gone insane! - If worshipping my beauty.. 166 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:07,573 ..is tantamount to being insane, then I plead insanity 167 00:15:07,613 --> 00:15:12,156 If craving for fame is insane then I plead insanity 168 00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,577 If the desire to renounce this pigeon-hole Pankinagar.. 169 00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:18,700 ..for the great wide marvellous world outside is insane.. 170 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:22,912 then I plead complete insanity 171 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:26,084 And you are driving me nuts. Take off that shirt 172 00:15:26,544 --> 00:15:29,126 I'm sorry, I don't believe beauty needs cheap exposure 173 00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:31,748 One tight slap and all your beliefs will change 174 00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:34,339 You've ruined all his best shirts 175 00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:40,343 Ruined? These shirts will fetch millions. There'll be grand auctions 176 00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:45,216 Supermodel Vimmi's shirts! The ones she wore when she dreamt of success 177 00:15:45,506 --> 00:15:52,350 Ladies and gents, do I hear a hundred thousand.. One.. Two.. Three! 178 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,262 Jassi, where's my shirt? 179 00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,353 Right here.. 180 00:15:56,853 --> 00:16:00,185 What's she up to now? - She's just fooling around.. 181 00:16:00,475 --> 00:16:03,557 Fooling around? Go on, enjoy yourself.. 182 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,109 till the time you can 183 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:13,023 What are you trying to do? - Trying to be coy about my marriage 184 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:14,944 But doesn't seem to be coming too naturally 185 00:16:15,695 --> 00:16:18,657 Your father isn't joking. You won't find a man like Surinder.. 186 00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:22,739 ..even if you turn Kanpur and Lucknow inside out. Count your blessings.. 187 00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:24,740 ..a head clerk has fallen into your lap that.. 188 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:26,822 ..too in a place like Pankinagar 189 00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:30,744 Papa'ji, I think.. I'll run away from home 190 00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:33,706 Listen to her! 191 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:36,788 I kept telling you we shouldn't allow cable tv in her room 192 00:16:36,878 --> 00:16:39,379 All day-and-nights she's whispering to those naked witches on her walls 193 00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:43,632 And now she even wants to run away. - No harm in that, no? 194 00:16:43,672 --> 00:16:48,135 You go ahead, run away 195 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:53,048 But see, it's 1 1 o'clock. Eat lunch before running 196 00:16:53,298 --> 00:16:55,469 What are you saying? - I don't want a weight on my mind.. 197 00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,841 ..my daughter running away on an empty stomach? 198 00:16:58,471 --> 00:17:00,182 I'm warning you, I'll really run away.. 199 00:17:00,262 --> 00:17:02,093 ..if you even think of marrying me off.. 200 00:17:02,183 --> 00:17:04,645 to that.. that ten out of ten! - Ten out of ten? 201 00:17:04,685 --> 00:17:05,936 That ass always got ten out of.. 202 00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:08,227 ..ten in every godforsaken subject.. what a nerd 203 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:14,021 Who wouldn't want to marry such a man? - Then why don't you? Spare me 204 00:17:14,311 --> 00:17:18,773 Now get out of that outfit and help your mother with the cooking 205 00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:23,406 I've called them to lunch tomorrow 206 00:17:24,317 --> 00:17:27,779 I want things to be finalised before the evening tea hits the table 207 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,412 Enough. Don't make me hurt you 208 00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:53,005 Why are you taking them off? - You don't know why? 209 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:58,628 It's time you realised that you can't live like you want to anymore.. 210 00:17:58,718 --> 00:18:02,260 ..You'll have to adjust to your new family's ways 211 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:08,344 You'll eat, drink, walk, sleep the way they want you to 212 00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:16,019 Look, l'm your mother. All I want is to see you happy 213 00:18:16,649 --> 00:18:20,391 Forget all of this 214 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:28,606 You're leaving this for a new world. - It feels like I'm leaving the world 215 00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:34,650 The more you think about it, the more you'll hurt 216 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:39,453 Just do as I say. You'll learn to be happy 217 00:18:41,364 --> 00:18:49,119 Mummy, if I request Papa'ji not to marry me offjust yet.. 218 00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:50,710 ..will he listen? 219 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:58,045 The facial cream is on the washbasin. Don't forget to apply it 220 00:19:21,479 --> 00:19:25,231 Tea.. piping hot tea.. 221 00:19:25,892 --> 00:19:28,643 A little extra milk never killed a cow. - Sir? 222 00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:32,025 I said, two extra teaspoonfuls of milk never killed.. 223 00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:34,987 ..the calf's mother. Pour 224 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,899 There's more milk than water in it, sir. - More milk, I said.. 225 00:19:37,989 --> 00:19:39,280 ..Hey give back my glass 226 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:44,573 Catch it if you can 227 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:57,081 Your name sir? - I'm what you'd call Raj Kapoor Tiwari 228 00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:06,086 Where's your seat here, show me.. 229 00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:09,919 I'm not on your list.. the other one. 230 00:20:10,219 --> 00:20:15,512 I talked to the ticket checker, paid him 231 00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:20,055 Oh, so you've paid him a bribe 232 00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,516 No, no.. - Give me your address 233 00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:25,308 Why do you need my address? 234 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,679 Do you see that berth number? 235 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:29,681 Take a look. - Number seven 236 00:20:29,851 --> 00:20:32,813 Coach FC 1, berth number 7 237 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:34,974 Always reserved for.. 238 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:38,686 the Fursatganj staff going to Lucknow. I've been.. 239 00:20:38,776 --> 00:20:40,818 ..using this berth for 3 years 240 00:20:41,988 --> 00:20:47,612 The entire railway division knows that. 241 00:20:47,692 --> 00:20:49,323 How could anyone have given it to you? 242 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:51,985 Could you tug that chain for me please? 243 00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:37,433 You think you're the first person to come up with this idea? 244 00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:41,065 We spend eight hours a day in offices like this, chewing tobacco, eh? 245 00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:43,766 200 out of every 100 finance companies dream of a scheme like this.. 246 00:21:43,816 --> 00:21:46,268 but trip over their own two feet.. 247 00:21:46,358 --> 00:21:53,482 ..trying to find 500 investors to chip in a thousand rupees each 248 00:21:53,823 --> 00:21:55,984 The answer to my next question is on your face but.. 249 00:21:56,114 --> 00:22:00,907 I'll ask you anyway.. Mister, where are your 500 investors? 250 00:22:02,158 --> 00:22:03,909 What if I tell you I have them? 251 00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:05,740 Where? 252 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,451 Here 253 00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:13,124 I've slogged it out for a whole year, sir 254 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,336 I've gotten together 500 investors.. 255 00:22:15,456 --> 00:22:17,627 ..from my town and the neighbouring ones.. 256 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:21,169 ..willing to put up a thousand rupees each in any good finance company 257 00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:23,251 Where are you from? 258 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,042 Fursatganj 259 00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:31,466 Fursatganj! Where l was once 260 00:22:31,556 --> 00:22:34,007 Not one finance company.. 261 00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:39,221 ..will waste five minutes over a list like this one. 262 00:22:39,511 --> 00:22:41,972 Talk of investments 263 00:22:42,853 --> 00:22:47,145 Small town-guys have a habit of dreaming big. No ban on dreaming.. 264 00:22:47,225 --> 00:22:48,896 ..Indulge yourself 265 00:22:49,147 --> 00:22:51,558 But next time, come up with a scheme that.. 266 00:22:51,648 --> 00:22:58,522 ..a thousand others haven't thought up before you. Get it? Now excuse me 267 00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:14,702 Where are you going, lady? - To enter the contest 268 00:23:14,912 --> 00:23:17,744 You can't go in. - If l can't go inside.. 269 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,165 ..how do I take part in the competition? 270 00:23:19,285 --> 00:23:20,876 Let me in. l've come really far 271 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:24,748 I said, you can't go in. - I say, I have to enter 272 00:23:30,502 --> 00:23:33,464 Can l help you? - Yes, myself Vimmi Saluja.. 273 00:23:33,544 --> 00:23:35,675 I've come to enter the contest. - You're too late 274 00:23:35,755 --> 00:23:39,007 What? - The entries closed two days ago 275 00:23:39,297 --> 00:23:41,469 You mean the contest's begun? - No, not yet 276 00:23:41,549 --> 00:23:44,431 Oh, that's a relief. - I said, entries have closed 277 00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:48,263 But the contest hasn't begun! - I said "the-entries-have-closed" 278 00:23:48,513 --> 00:23:50,554 So open up for two minutes, I'll quickly squeeze in! 279 00:23:50,724 --> 00:23:53,646 You're from some village? Miss Quickly-squeeze-in! 280 00:23:53,726 --> 00:23:57,689 This is no village fair to squeeze-in-slip-out when-you-wish 281 00:23:57,859 --> 00:24:01,101 This is the Miss lndia contest, but what would you know? 282 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,442 Oh c'mon Pammi, forget it 283 00:24:03,562 --> 00:24:07,155 One minute.. would I know what? - The desire and the ability.. 284 00:24:07,235 --> 00:24:10,487 ..to become Miss lndia are two very different things. So go home.. 285 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:15,910 ..and start a beauty parlour. - Why not beauty-parlour yourself? 286 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:17,911 Excuse me? - Ever watched your figure? 287 00:24:18,161 --> 00:24:19,862 At least ten kilos overweight.. 288 00:24:19,952 --> 00:24:22,414 Ever watched your figure? At least ten kilos overweight.. 289 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:26,246 ..with miles-thick lipstick. You know all about make-up. 290 00:24:26,326 --> 00:24:28,117 Beauty parlour's for you 291 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,168 What a bitch 292 00:24:29,288 --> 00:24:30,709 You bitch 293 00:24:36,883 --> 00:24:46,889 -=Deathracer=- 294 00:25:00,017 --> 00:25:00,978 Listen.. 295 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:06,731 Yes? - Please come with me to the toilet 296 00:25:07,812 --> 00:25:12,855 It's right at the end of the platform and it's really dark 297 00:25:18,108 --> 00:25:19,199 Come 298 00:25:25,613 --> 00:25:28,324 Weren't you on the Jhansi Mail this morning? 299 00:25:30,326 --> 00:25:32,247 Returning? Here on business? 300 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:37,870 Yes I came for the Miss India contest 301 00:25:40,752 --> 00:25:43,464 So how was it? 302 00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:48,337 Good.. very good 303 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,049 I got through the first round 304 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:55,921 Good.. good.. Miss India! 305 00:25:58,093 --> 00:26:02,425 And you? Here on business too? - Oh no.. no.. 306 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:07,058 Work is something I don't really believe in 307 00:26:07,769 --> 00:26:09,390 I came here for a meeting 308 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:15,313 There's a finance company here, they want to buy my scheme 309 00:26:16,984 --> 00:26:21,067 I had to come personally you see, it's a matter of millions 310 00:26:22,778 --> 00:26:29,362 So, you're becoming a model soon? - I guess so 311 00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:35,496 You'll become famous. - Yes.. I guess so 312 00:26:36,656 --> 00:26:39,448 People will buzz around you like bees around honey 313 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:42,950 Yes.. I guess they will 314 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,626 Why are you crying? 315 00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:53,707 I didn't mean to insult you 316 00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,588 No, don't take me otherwise 317 00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:04,093 I belong to a decent family, I wouldn't dream of it 318 00:27:04,804 --> 00:27:07,175 Calm down, everyone's watching 319 00:27:08,266 --> 00:27:11,558 Poor thing.. she's in grieving 320 00:27:11,848 --> 00:27:13,559 I was only sympathising.. 321 00:27:16,021 --> 00:27:17,852 Everything's fine 322 00:27:17,982 --> 00:27:19,853 Mummy. 323 00:27:25,106 --> 00:27:27,978 You'll be the first girl to cry after making it to the Miss India contest 324 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:38,735 I didn't make it anywhere 325 00:27:41,997 --> 00:27:43,868 Aren't you ashamed of lying? 326 00:27:51,162 --> 00:27:53,744 Actually, I lied too.. 327 00:27:54,704 --> 00:27:57,836 ..the manager of the finance company didn't quite buy my scheme.. 328 00:27:57,956 --> 00:28:00,338 I think he doesn't have the drive 329 00:28:02,169 --> 00:28:03,250 Bloody idiot 330 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:07,923 Foulmouthing.. me? 331 00:28:08,263 --> 00:28:10,554 Escort her to the loo and then get abused for it? 332 00:28:11,015 --> 00:28:14,637 I escorted you! Who do you think you are? 333 00:28:22,311 --> 00:28:27,144 You mean if you go back now? - Wedding bells.. 334 00:28:28,525 --> 00:28:31,437 That's too bad. - Very 335 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:33,358 Then? 336 00:28:37,651 --> 00:28:39,442 I'll run away. 337 00:28:42,574 --> 00:28:45,196 You already have 338 00:28:47,197 --> 00:28:52,870 So, what'll you do now? - What'll you do? 339 00:28:55,952 --> 00:28:59,664 Whatever I do, I'm not giving up. And l'm not going back home 340 00:28:59,744 --> 00:29:01,035 Then, where will you go? 341 00:29:05,048 --> 00:29:06,339 Kanpur 342 00:29:06,959 --> 00:29:11,292 Why Kanpur? - The company has a head office there 343 00:29:11,422 --> 00:29:15,544 I'll show my scheme to senior officers, I'm sure they'll get it 344 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,717 Why don't you come along to Kanpur? - Who me? 345 00:29:21,098 --> 00:29:24,510 Miss India contests are held all over. 346 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,301 Maybe they'll allow you to enter there 347 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:30,724 You got to find a way into the contest.. 348 00:29:30,814 --> 00:29:32,395 ..else what use was running away? 349 00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:36,267 Kanpur! 350 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,952 So long, l guess the next time I see you it'll be on TV 351 00:30:01,412 --> 00:30:07,286 I guess so. Thank you. And good luck for your big meeting 352 00:30:08,537 --> 00:30:10,328 Thanks but that was superfluous. 353 00:30:10,628 --> 00:30:13,250 I only need to make a presentation and voila! 354 00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:16,422 I'll have 100 finance companies running rings around me 355 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,463 See you 356 00:30:23,846 --> 00:30:30,891 Unbelievable. Got to admit.. very few people have brains as sharp 357 00:30:31,391 --> 00:30:38,095 I say, just once in a whole year, let me meet just one such person 358 00:30:38,305 --> 00:30:44,099 But two in a single day, unbelievable! 359 00:30:45,309 --> 00:30:49,482 Would you believe.. 360 00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:54,525 just half an hour ago, another man came to me with an identical scheme 361 00:30:56,196 --> 00:31:00,489 Who? - Manager of our Lucknow branch.. 362 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:06,112 Mr Qureishi! Imagine.. a rare gem lay buried in my own backyard 363 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:10,075 He got a 10,000 bonus on the spot! 364 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:16,208 ..He even had a list of 500 investors. 365 00:31:16,419 --> 00:31:18,710 Unbelievable! What a man! - Where's he staying? 366 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:24,373 Landmark Hotel. - In Landmark! And why not? 367 00:31:24,634 --> 00:31:27,005 The 10,000 bonus! 368 00:31:27,175 --> 00:31:34,049 Give me as much l'll go to live in a five star too 369 00:31:34,219 --> 00:31:36,301 Next? - Vimmi Saluja 370 00:31:36,721 --> 00:31:39,843 Address? - 2/5 Ballygunj, Pankinagar 371 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,637 One minute.. 372 00:31:48,688 --> 00:31:53,351 Doesn't Pankinagar fall within the Lucknow district? 373 00:31:53,771 --> 00:31:56,603 It does? - Yes, Lucknow district 374 00:31:57,104 --> 00:31:59,645 You didn't fill up the form in Lucknow? 375 00:32:00,065 --> 00:32:03,237 What difference, here or there? 376 00:32:03,317 --> 00:32:05,859 I was passing through Kanpur so I thought I'll get it over with 377 00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:07,530 Very good 378 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,362 Please step outside 379 00:32:11,072 --> 00:32:17,156 Sir'ji, just a matter of an address.. - Go away! Rules are rules 380 00:32:17,456 --> 00:32:19,457 Please.. - Get lost 381 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,959 Oversmartness 382 00:32:30,424 --> 00:32:34,967 Look, l can't bend the rules 383 00:32:35,677 --> 00:32:39,840 But if you wish.. 384 00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:42,421 I can forget rules for a while 385 00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:47,805 Yes sir! - But nothing comes for free 386 00:32:47,885 --> 00:32:51,057 Sir, I'll do whatever you wish! 387 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:55,349 Very good! Once you're Miss India.. 388 00:32:55,439 --> 00:33:01,273 ..you'll have all the wealth, all the fame your heart ever desired 389 00:33:02,854 --> 00:33:07,357 But I? I'm still stuck to the same.. chair and table 390 00:33:07,857 --> 00:33:10,319 Oh sure.. 391 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,820 I have nothing right now.. 392 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:16,783 but I promise, when l'm Miss India.. 393 00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:20,535 I'll pay you.. everything you'll ever want 394 00:33:21,615 --> 00:33:28,870 You're mistaken. You have everything I'll ever want.. right now 395 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:35,664 I won't force you. Registration closes in five minutes. 396 00:33:36,254 --> 00:33:37,916 Think it over 397 00:33:38,296 --> 00:33:41,168 You'll find me at the same table 398 00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:25,074 What's your name? - Jajjan 399 00:34:25,905 --> 00:34:28,577 You make tea? - No, I serve tea 400 00:34:34,951 --> 00:34:38,743 This world we live in boy, has two kinds of people 401 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:43,336 One, those who serve tea. And those to whom tea is served 402 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,627 The faster you become one of the latter.. 403 00:34:45,707 --> 00:34:47,458 ..the better the life that you'll live 404 00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:49,550 Has somebody hurt you? 405 00:34:58,305 --> 00:34:59,966 Two teas and chips 406 00:35:00,846 --> 00:35:02,097 Two? 407 00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:06,600 Why? Problem? - No. But who's the second cup for? 408 00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,722 If l drink two cups, will it start a war? 409 00:35:10,562 --> 00:35:14,475 God, this world we live in! Get a hold on this kid 410 00:35:17,477 --> 00:35:20,108 It's no use. - What? 411 00:35:21,229 --> 00:35:23,150 No use being earnest, 412 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:26,072 unwitting fools getting shoved in stinking little towns 413 00:35:26,322 --> 00:35:27,403 Then? 414 00:35:28,824 --> 00:35:29,984 Bombay.. 415 00:35:31,325 --> 00:35:34,827 ..the only city in all of lndia where a man is recognised for his worth.. 416 00:35:36,158 --> 00:35:38,910 the only place where you can start.. 417 00:35:38,990 --> 00:35:41,742 ..from the pavement and end up in palaces.. 418 00:35:41,832 --> 00:35:45,204 where ambition isn't pushed around, but cheered, egging you on 419 00:35:45,624 --> 00:35:47,665 How're you so sure? - How.. 420 00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:52,668 if Dhirubhai Ambani, Ratan Tata, Birla had been in Lucknow-Kanpur.. 421 00:35:52,748 --> 00:35:55,380 ..they'd be swatting flies in Ambani General Stores, Tata Flour Mills.. 422 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,922 ..And Birla Tobacco Stall. 423 00:35:58,382 --> 00:36:00,883 Bombay.. gave them the recognition they deserved 424 00:36:01,054 --> 00:36:02,594 Look where it got them.. 425 00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:07,758 So you want to go Bombay? 426 00:36:09,889 --> 00:36:12,681 You can come along too. What'll you do here? 427 00:36:13,891 --> 00:36:15,763 All the top models are in Bombay. 428 00:36:16,103 --> 00:36:19,145 Damn this narrow-minded small-town mob 429 00:36:19,895 --> 00:36:23,397 It's the place for Miss lndia, no? - Yes 430 00:36:25,569 --> 00:36:29,561 A ticket to Bombay, how much would it cost? 431 00:36:31,402 --> 00:36:33,403 Not that I have that kind of cash 432 00:36:40,528 --> 00:36:43,370 I got the cash, don't worry. - What? 433 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:46,201 We've seen where truth has landed us. 434 00:36:46,281 --> 00:36:48,743 Now let's say what they want to hear 435 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:52,995 And what's that? - Oi Jajjan, where's Landmark Hotel? 436 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,378 One whiskey.. - Which one sir? 437 00:36:58,289 --> 00:37:01,080 Imported. How much for a Black Label? - Four hundred, sir 438 00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:02,882 For a bottle? - No. 30 ml 439 00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:04,422 Small peg 440 00:37:04,713 --> 00:37:09,966 I'll try an Indian whiskey for a change. And don't forget the peanuts 441 00:37:13,548 --> 00:37:17,220 Some pretty suave people you got walking into this Gazal Bar 442 00:37:23,434 --> 00:37:25,395 One Black Label - Sir 443 00:37:28,767 --> 00:37:31,649 Sir! You here? 444 00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:35,812 Fursatganj! All of Lucknow seems to be pouring into Kanpur today 445 00:37:35,902 --> 00:37:39,814 Slick! What are you doing here? - You'll be seeing more of me here 446 00:37:40,064 --> 00:37:43,907 What do you mean? - My scheme got rocking 447 00:37:44,067 --> 00:37:47,739 Which.. the same one? - No.. it was unworkable 448 00:37:47,819 --> 00:37:51,862 You tipped me off in time. I could've wasted another good year 449 00:37:52,162 --> 00:37:56,494 This is another scheme. - Which is this? 450 00:37:56,745 --> 00:38:00,037 I explained this scheme.. 451 00:38:00,127 --> 00:38:03,249 ..they offered me a two per cent stake in the channel 452 00:38:03,789 --> 00:38:06,501 What channel? - A news channel 453 00:38:07,381 --> 00:38:09,082 News channel 454 00:38:10,253 --> 00:38:16,087 Nowadays this news channel business is taking off like a rocket 455 00:38:16,507 --> 00:38:20,089 In 3 months, they're giving investors a 300 per cent.. 456 00:38:20,179 --> 00:38:21,380 ..return on investment 457 00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:24,512 Cigarette? - Really? 458 00:38:24,592 --> 00:38:28,764 How much.. is the investment? - At least 100,000 459 00:38:29,014 --> 00:38:35,348 Won't they take a little less? I mean, I could invest too? 460 00:38:35,478 --> 00:38:38,230 Why don't you have a chat? 461 00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:44,734 Give me an introduction 462 00:38:51,158 --> 00:38:55,401 This is Mr. Qureishi - Q.Q. Qureishi 463 00:38:55,741 --> 00:38:59,033 Q.Q. Qureishi, a very dear friend. 464 00:38:59,243 --> 00:39:04,576 Whatever I am today is because of him 465 00:39:05,747 --> 00:39:09,039 Hello. - Hello 466 00:39:12,541 --> 00:39:18,875 Mr. Qureishi would like to invest in the channel 467 00:39:19,295 --> 00:39:20,966 How many millions? 468 00:39:23,008 --> 00:39:26,920 He's not like other investors.. this is just a friendly gesture.. 469 00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:29,131 about ten thousand? - Ten 470 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,423 Ten? 471 00:39:32,263 --> 00:39:33,804 Fifteen? - Fifteen? 472 00:39:34,975 --> 00:39:38,427 But you're aware, it should be at least.. 473 00:39:40,098 --> 00:39:43,850 Ok, all right, now how can l refuse you? 474 00:39:47,563 --> 00:39:48,984 One request.. 475 00:39:49,234 --> 00:39:55,147 ..this remains between us.. let this be our little secret 476 00:39:55,237 --> 00:39:58,780 No, no! - Promise 477 00:40:00,491 --> 00:40:03,533 We must be in Delhi by morning 478 00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:08,115 So you take the cash from him.. 479 00:40:08,456 --> 00:40:11,247 ..and fetch us a receipt from my room. - Okay. 480 00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:13,909 In the meantime, if he has no objections.. 481 00:40:14,459 --> 00:40:18,292 ..Mr. Qureishi can give me company - Yes? 482 00:40:20,163 --> 00:40:23,705 Well? - No.. l mean no problem 483 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,919 Ten? 484 00:40:35,552 --> 00:40:37,964 Fursatganj, don't forget the receipt 485 00:40:44,848 --> 00:40:48,270 Would you like to dance with me 486 00:40:48,981 --> 00:40:53,353 Mr Q.Q. Qureishi? 487 00:40:55,685 --> 00:40:57,396 Yes, . 488 00:41:02,399 --> 00:41:05,531 You dance really well. - Thank you 489 00:41:08,282 --> 00:41:11,114 Where's the ladies'? - Thank you 490 00:41:11,494 --> 00:41:16,908 The washroom.. where is it? - Bartender, where's the washroom? 491 00:41:29,626 --> 00:41:31,126 Run 492 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,886 What d'you think of my acting? Better than yours? 493 00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:52,600 Who conned him to your table? - Who made the sucker dance? 494 00:41:56,812 --> 00:42:02,065 I'd love to see Q.Q. Qureishi dancing 495 00:42:05,818 --> 00:42:08,820 Hey, the cash 496 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,611 Some sample 497 00:42:13,442 --> 00:42:15,904 Your share. - You keep it 498 00:42:16,404 --> 00:42:19,276 It's your share. - Not a gift 499 00:42:19,366 --> 00:42:23,118 Just bank it for me till Bombay. I can't manage money 500 00:42:24,619 --> 00:42:27,701 We had fun though, no? 501 00:42:31,664 --> 00:42:33,245 Lots.. 502 00:42:50,425 --> 00:42:52,967 Move it. Sit in the bus 503 00:42:53,057 --> 00:42:58,260 Passengers for Dehradun and Ambala, your bus is leaving 504 00:43:01,222 --> 00:43:02,763 Name? - Bunty 505 00:43:04,434 --> 00:43:05,645 And the Mrs? 506 00:43:06,895 --> 00:43:08,016 Babli 507 00:43:08,106 --> 00:43:12,479 Bunty.. Babli.. seats 21 and 22 508 00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:15,150 Get inside 509 00:43:19,273 --> 00:43:25,197 Bunty.. Babli.. what the hell? - Nothing.. move on. 21 and 22 510 00:43:27,198 --> 00:43:30,320 What do you mean nothing? - Sit down, I'll explain 511 00:43:30,870 --> 00:43:36,243 When I was a kid I always blamed Bunty for all the mischief I did 512 00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:40,376 And we've just stolen money. So.. - But.. what the hell is Babli? 513 00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:43,378 Why, what's wrong? I don't have a problem with Bunty 514 00:43:43,588 --> 00:43:47,710 You look like your Bunty! But Babli.. she sounds like a fat slob 515 00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:53,634 Fat or thin, now it's sealed. - You could've asked me 516 00:43:54,545 --> 00:43:56,716 Ask my wife her name in front of a bus conductor? 517 00:43:56,796 --> 00:44:01,719 Who are you calling your wife? - I didn't say that, he thought so 518 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:08,303 And you let it pass! Now everyone in this bus thinks I'm Bunty's wife 519 00:44:11,475 --> 00:44:15,898 What are you doing? Everyone will think Bunty's wife is a shrew 520 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:19,190 Stop it! - You stop it 521 00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:22,522 I'm not talking. - Suits me 522 00:44:22,612 --> 00:44:24,103 Babli, big deal 523 00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:52,370 At least we managed enough to get us to Bombay 524 00:44:55,582 --> 00:44:58,374 This stash won't last us a week in Bombay 525 00:44:59,334 --> 00:45:00,425 And? 526 00:45:02,006 --> 00:45:09,551 And.. l think we'll need lots more if we want to make it in Bombay 527 00:45:10,802 --> 00:45:13,633 Where will we get so much money? - The same place we got this from 528 00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:15,594 You mean another? 529 00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:23,229 Are you mad? What are you saying? - I'm not saying a thing. Bunty is 530 00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:30,854 And l'm doing what Bunty's saying? - Who are you to do? Babli will 531 00:45:31,814 --> 00:45:33,145 Babli? 532 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:39,449 But I am Babli! - Sure 533 00:45:42,911 --> 00:45:44,362 You are when you are 534 00:45:45,413 --> 00:45:46,864 You aren't when you aren't 535 00:45:49,535 --> 00:45:52,577 Say, what are you now? 536 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,959 Bunty. You? 537 00:45:57,870 --> 00:45:59,041 Babli? 538 00:46:08,677 --> 00:46:13,760 Babli Bose, Food Inspector. I'll inspect your kitchen 539 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,422 We hear, the beer is adulterated here. 540 00:46:17,132 --> 00:46:19,634 Tony, a chilled beer for the sahib 541 00:46:19,724 --> 00:46:23,096 One step, two step, he steps it up swings it, pumps it, struts his stuff 542 00:46:23,186 --> 00:46:24,557 Meet Bunty 543 00:46:27,188 --> 00:46:30,681 Minute by minute, she turns it up spins it so you can't get enough 544 00:46:30,731 --> 00:46:32,061 Meet Babli 545 00:46:37,945 --> 00:46:42,068 Spinning like tops, orchestrating rip-offs.. 546 00:46:42,148 --> 00:46:46,941 they'll clean your pockets, cock a snook and be off 547 00:46:48,952 --> 00:46:53,445 There ain't a legit soul from who they never stole 548 00:46:53,535 --> 00:46:57,117 When they dig, they dig so deep you can't get out of that hole 549 00:46:57,207 --> 00:47:01,700 Swings it, pumps it, struts his stuff Oye Bunty 550 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:06,623 Bunty Saluja, Tourism department. Unclean rooms. Got to inspect 551 00:47:06,753 --> 00:47:10,045 Unclean? How many days of inspection? - Three 552 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:15,258 She turns it on, spins it so you can't get enough. Oye Babli 553 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,552 Bunty And Babli 554 00:47:21,632 --> 00:47:23,423 They maybe two.. 555 00:47:23,513 --> 00:47:25,304 but they're too much 556 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:32,719 Bunty Aur Babli.. Bunty and Babli 557 00:47:32,809 --> 00:47:36,561 They maybe two but they're too much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch 558 00:47:44,606 --> 00:47:51,480 Consider it your's. Take it away.. 559 00:47:56,864 --> 00:48:00,536 What model number is this? - Model number can take a hike! 560 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:05,619 Why isn't your man back yet? - What man? 561 00:48:05,699 --> 00:48:12,743 Man.. means husband. - Husband! What crap. You bloody fool 562 00:48:15,915 --> 00:48:20,838 Love is wild like pigeon wings 563 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:29,214 Tantrums trip on diamond rings 564 00:48:30,965 --> 00:48:32,676 Don't you blink 565 00:48:32,766 --> 00:48:36,468 You might see their shadows pass 566 00:48:36,558 --> 00:48:40,310 Tea cups clink. Tea cups crash. Forgive, forget, they have a fight.. 567 00:48:40,390 --> 00:48:43,512 wipe their mouths and take full flight.. 568 00:48:43,602 --> 00:48:49,436 come, come, come on, come on, one step, two step, swing it Bunty 569 00:48:51,317 --> 00:48:58,231 She turns it on, spins it so you can't get enough. Oye Babli 570 00:48:59,192 --> 00:49:02,734 Bunty Aur Babli.. Bunty and Babli 571 00:49:02,824 --> 00:49:06,526 They maybe two but they're too much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch 572 00:49:10,369 --> 00:49:13,991 Bunty Aur Babli.. Bunty and Babli 573 00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:17,873 They maybe two but they're too much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch 574 00:49:22,746 --> 00:49:25,458 Bulandshahr is abuzz with the amusing misadventures.. 575 00:49:25,548 --> 00:49:29,501 of this daring duo who call themselves Bunty and Babli 576 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:35,294 People seem to be in awe of their ingenuity and audacity 577 00:49:46,471 --> 00:49:48,392 Would you like a room or a suite? 578 00:49:49,973 --> 00:49:53,645 No, I don't want just a room 579 00:49:54,146 --> 00:49:59,109 I want the hotel.. we're here to buy this place 580 00:49:59,269 --> 00:50:03,562 I never thought I'd sell this place. But your strong background.. 581 00:50:03,652 --> 00:50:08,314 and this mind blowing offer.. I'd have to be a lunatic to refuse 582 00:50:08,575 --> 00:50:10,486 How long are you here? 583 00:50:10,576 --> 00:50:14,618 A week maybe.. - Stay here then.. as our guests 584 00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:17,620 This hotel's as good as yours. 585 00:50:18,331 --> 00:50:20,622 We'll discuss details over the weekend 586 00:50:20,832 --> 00:50:25,705 No, doesn't look good. We can't stay before we've signed the dotted line 587 00:50:25,785 --> 00:50:30,288 I won't take no for an answer 588 00:50:30,668 --> 00:50:34,581 Well if you insist.. champagne? 589 00:51:17,567 --> 00:51:20,239 Searched every inch of Mussoorie sir, l can't find them 590 00:51:20,319 --> 00:51:24,821 What do you mean? And their stuff? - They even stole ours 591 00:51:24,912 --> 00:51:26,322 Damn them 592 00:51:28,874 --> 00:51:36,869 Come away, come away 593 00:51:37,039 --> 00:51:44,374 All our sparkles fly right across the sky 594 00:51:44,584 --> 00:51:51,678 Then we sight the morning light Float up high 595 00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:55,090 Witness the magic of Guru'ji 596 00:51:56,591 --> 00:51:59,723 People running after you like this.. it's a heady feeling 597 00:51:59,803 --> 00:52:02,515 What? - Makes me feels like I'm an achiever 598 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:15,393 They walk wrapped in perfume mists 599 00:52:18,104 --> 00:52:24,238 Hold the world in love-locked fists 600 00:52:25,529 --> 00:52:31,072 You won't see them flit about till they want you to, and when you do.. 601 00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:35,155 he slides with a swagger. - He's Bunty 602 00:52:35,245 --> 00:52:38,707 She glides zig-zagger. - She's Babli 603 00:52:38,787 --> 00:52:43,160 Their tales are lore.. been told a score times and more 604 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:47,082 And will be sung forever more 605 00:52:47,923 --> 00:52:50,624 Their tales are lore.. been told a score times and more 606 00:52:50,714 --> 00:52:54,086 And will be sung forever more 607 00:52:55,337 --> 00:52:59,840 I can't see any tunnel here.. - We've paid a hundred bucks apiece 608 00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:02,421 Where's that Bunty guide? 609 00:53:02,592 --> 00:53:06,764 Spinning like tops, orchestrating rip-offs.. 610 00:53:06,844 --> 00:53:12,177 they'll clean your pockets, cock a snook and be off.. 611 00:53:13,598 --> 00:53:18,021 there ain't a legit soul from who they never stole.. 612 00:53:18,101 --> 00:53:21,813 and they dig so deep you can't get out that hole 613 00:53:21,893 --> 00:53:23,354 One step, two step 614 00:53:23,444 --> 00:53:26,937 Swings it, pumps it, struts his stuff Oye Bunty 615 00:53:29,028 --> 00:53:34,361 She turns it on, spins it so you can't get enough. Oye Babli 616 00:53:36,863 --> 00:53:40,405 Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli 617 00:53:40,495 --> 00:53:44,287 They maybe two but they're too much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch 618 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,662 Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli 619 00:53:51,872 --> 00:53:55,454 They maybe two but they're too much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch 620 00:54:15,887 --> 00:54:18,428 I'm so hungry I can't think straight 621 00:54:19,809 --> 00:54:26,183 And you will shut up and eat whatever's available. No tantrums 622 00:54:28,104 --> 00:54:29,685 Makes you cry? 623 00:54:32,357 --> 00:54:35,979 What's to cry about? - None of your business 624 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:43,984 Look, what I meant was you can't get pizzas out here 625 00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,579 All right, I'll get whatever you feel like 626 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,661 Tell me what you want 627 00:54:59,003 --> 00:55:03,296 Who? - I want my mummy 628 00:55:09,049 --> 00:55:10,420 But.. 629 00:55:11,921 --> 00:55:13,092 Out here? 630 00:55:13,632 --> 00:55:15,593 I miss her 631 00:55:21,807 --> 00:55:23,058 You miss her a lot? 632 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,351 Go on, get it over with 633 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:37,147 Mummy. 634 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:54,617 Mummy 635 00:56:01,542 --> 00:56:02,742 Over? 636 00:56:05,244 --> 00:56:10,707 Not over! I'm missing her, not laying an egg! Over! 637 00:56:19,923 --> 00:56:21,214 What do you miss? 638 00:56:23,215 --> 00:56:24,886 When I was little.. 639 00:56:25,887 --> 00:56:28,258 Papa'ji would talk about taking us for a holiday.. 640 00:56:28,808 --> 00:56:31,550 ..far away from Pankinagar 641 00:56:33,221 --> 00:56:38,604 But in all my years of waiting, we never saved up enough for a holiday 642 00:56:43,477 --> 00:56:45,058 You want to send some money home? 643 00:56:49,571 --> 00:56:50,812 Do you want to call them? 644 00:56:56,075 --> 00:56:57,236 Come.. 645 00:57:10,534 --> 00:57:11,825 Hello! 646 00:57:13,246 --> 00:57:16,077 No one's saying anything 647 00:57:16,168 --> 00:57:18,999 Then why are you wasting your breath? 648 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,502 - I don't know why.. I think it's Vimmi 649 00:57:29,346 --> 00:57:30,887 Who's this? 650 00:57:32,257 --> 00:57:33,428 Some nut 651 00:57:34,259 --> 00:57:35,339 Papa'ji 652 00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:37,891 It's me.. Papa'ji 653 00:57:38,141 --> 00:57:42,594 Vimmi, my child.. where did you disappear? 654 00:57:43,724 --> 00:57:47,557 I'm okay Papa, I'm fine 655 00:57:48,147 --> 00:57:50,519 Vimmi my child, where are you? 656 00:57:50,729 --> 00:57:55,692 I can't tell Mummy, but l'm fine 657 00:57:57,113 --> 00:57:58,193 Look dear.. 658 00:57:58,273 --> 00:58:04,948 No Papa'ji, don't ask me to come back now.. I don't want to come back 659 00:58:05,738 --> 00:58:10,951 But I really love both of you 660 00:58:11,031 --> 00:58:17,415 No, my child, listen to me.. - No Papa'ji. I'm hanging up now 661 00:58:19,126 --> 00:58:21,117 I love you both very much 662 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,500 Bye.. 663 00:58:38,138 --> 00:58:41,260 You want to call home too? 664 00:58:43,181 --> 00:58:44,302 No 665 00:58:45,643 --> 00:58:49,385 Folks at home must be worried about you too 666 00:58:58,811 --> 00:59:01,562 No one worries about me 667 00:59:13,199 --> 00:59:14,860 What are you doing here? 668 00:59:18,072 --> 00:59:24,957 Wondering where he's now.. how he's doing 669 00:59:26,207 --> 00:59:29,540 Do you think l was too harsh on him? 670 00:59:31,171 --> 00:59:33,542 You were right in whatever you did 671 00:59:34,292 --> 00:59:36,754 Have your tea, it's time to go to work 672 00:59:59,228 --> 01:00:01,309 Enough? Satisfied? 673 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,232 If you manage money like this in Bombay in no time, you'll be back.. 674 01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:09,564 in your punk-whatever-town. - Pankinagar, you bloody idiot 675 01:00:09,644 --> 01:00:13,146 Wherever, but you're finished. - What's left to count? 676 01:00:13,236 --> 01:00:15,108 You've blown it all up. 677 01:00:16,448 --> 01:00:20,691 I have, have I? 678 01:00:21,151 --> 01:00:24,693 Expensive dresses, shoploads of makeup just fell out of the sky? 679 01:00:24,783 --> 01:00:29,036 They came from the same place as your watch, designer shirt, jeans.. 680 01:00:29,406 --> 01:00:32,038 and.. this deodorant that smells like turnip pickle gone bad 681 01:00:32,118 --> 01:00:33,829 They fell off the sky, they did 682 01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:38,002 Now what? 683 01:00:46,087 --> 01:00:47,507 I've been thinking.. 684 01:00:48,798 --> 01:00:51,420 Let's.. do it one more time? - No.. 685 01:00:52,090 --> 01:00:54,212 we've pooled enough to get us to Bombay. 686 01:00:55,672 --> 01:01:01,766 has two kinds of people. 687 01:01:02,477 --> 01:01:04,638 One.. those who collect enough and those.. 688 01:01:04,728 --> 01:01:07,180 who'll never have enough. 689 01:01:07,270 --> 01:01:11,222 Myself and Tata-Birla-Ambanis are the other kind 690 01:01:11,312 --> 01:01:16,856 That's why they're where they are today. And once we're in Bombay.. 691 01:01:17,396 --> 01:01:19,437 we won't get another chance. 692 01:01:19,527 --> 01:01:26,692 So.. let's take one last crack. Just once more 693 01:01:29,533 --> 01:01:30,904 You think so? 694 01:01:31,995 --> 01:01:33,286 I know so. So I say so 695 01:01:33,786 --> 01:01:36,538 Who says so? You or Bunty? - Bunty's always saying so 696 01:01:37,288 --> 01:01:41,160 Today a little of me is with Bunty. 697 01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:45,373 Oye Rakesh.. my sweet bloody idiot 698 01:01:45,453 --> 01:01:49,416 Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli 699 01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:53,588 They are coming to your town. They hustle then, they hustle now. 700 01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:01,673 Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli 701 01:02:01,763 --> 01:02:05,716 Making money all around. Never do they settle down. 702 01:02:10,348 --> 01:02:12,850 This one. - No problem 703 01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:14,641 There's just one problem 704 01:02:14,721 --> 01:02:18,603 Just tell me. - I'm leaving for Mussoorie tonight 705 01:02:18,684 --> 01:02:21,315 Oh, that is a beautiful place - I know 706 01:02:21,725 --> 01:02:24,647 Tomorrow I have an inauguration. - Your inauguration? 707 01:02:24,727 --> 01:02:26,608 Not mine.. my hotel's 708 01:02:26,688 --> 01:02:27,979 Oh, I see 709 01:02:28,069 --> 01:02:30,401 Look Mrs.. - Miss.. 710 01:02:31,651 --> 01:02:37,275 Miss.. earliest we can deliver would be by tomorrow morning 711 01:02:37,985 --> 01:02:45,200 It's closing time, you see? And we can't stay open for one machine 712 01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:49,032 No, no.. not one machine. - Then? 713 01:02:49,492 --> 01:02:52,084 All. - All? 714 01:02:53,165 --> 01:02:55,086 But if the mall isn't open.. 715 01:02:55,166 --> 01:03:00,709 No.. l'll open up myself.. l mean.. 716 01:03:00,799 --> 01:03:02,340 I'll open it up myself for you 717 01:03:03,091 --> 01:03:04,422 Lovely 718 01:03:08,594 --> 01:03:11,426 Sixty thousand - Sixty thousand 719 01:03:11,886 --> 01:03:17,300 You take cash don't you? - I take anything you say 720 01:03:37,272 --> 01:03:38,483 Let's shop 721 01:03:41,945 --> 01:03:46,237 Easy brother, easy. The stuff inside is real precious 722 01:03:47,618 --> 01:03:49,319 Hi! - Hi! 723 01:03:52,201 --> 01:03:55,033 Sorry for troubling you so much. 724 01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:57,284 You can trouble me as much as you wish 725 01:03:58,375 --> 01:04:01,167 Please visit our hotel sometime. - Sure 726 01:04:01,707 --> 01:04:04,328 Your machines are now yours 727 01:04:07,590 --> 01:04:09,131 Here's the balance amount 728 01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:13,294 Thank you very much - Mention not 729 01:04:13,674 --> 01:04:17,837 May God send customers like you my way every day 730 01:04:18,717 --> 01:04:22,640 I pray we come by shops like yours everyday 731 01:04:24,391 --> 01:04:30,184 Driver! - I have the same.. 732 01:04:30,935 --> 01:04:36,058 We seem to share similar tastes. - I wish we find more in common 733 01:04:48,446 --> 01:04:51,407 Mehmood! Let her rip. 734 01:04:51,868 --> 01:04:54,239 You sound like he's after us already 735 01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:58,412 If he isn't, then he soon will 736 01:05:00,283 --> 01:05:02,784 Oye Bunty, you gave him a licking? 737 01:05:24,508 --> 01:05:26,679 300,000 worth of shades 738 01:05:29,091 --> 01:05:30,762 400,000 in watches 739 01:05:30,842 --> 01:05:32,723 Bunty and Babli. 740 01:05:32,803 --> 01:05:34,634 700,000 in electronic items 741 01:05:34,724 --> 01:05:36,345 Deal 742 01:05:39,307 --> 01:05:41,348 Time for a Chinese lunch. Come 743 01:05:43,229 --> 01:05:46,101 I can't count any more 744 01:05:47,192 --> 01:05:49,273 The incredible incident at the renowned.. 745 01:05:49,353 --> 01:05:50,944 ..Center One Mall in Bareilly.. 746 01:05:51,024 --> 01:05:55,447 has confounded the police. Sources say, 747 01:05:55,527 --> 01:05:58,108 ..the perpetrators of this heist are.. 748 01:05:58,198 --> 01:06:04,452 Bunty and Babli whose capers have already made headlines in many cities 749 01:06:04,492 --> 01:06:06,283 Even as investigations proceed.. 750 01:06:06,364 --> 01:06:11,617 ..by now Bunty and Babli must be far far away 751 01:06:12,457 --> 01:06:15,209 Tomorrow morning! Bombay. - That soon? 752 01:06:15,919 --> 01:06:19,832 Before you've brushed your teeth. This train gets there like a bullet 753 01:06:20,082 --> 01:06:23,584 Good. We can get to work the minute we get there 754 01:06:25,585 --> 01:06:28,587 You're hunting for the top models? 755 01:06:28,967 --> 01:06:31,419 Like you're catching your Tata-Birlas 756 01:06:34,511 --> 01:06:36,012 Your share 757 01:06:37,132 --> 01:06:40,595 Always splitting cash at the drop of a hat? What's with you? 758 01:06:40,685 --> 01:06:44,557 Let's just get it over with, no? So tomorrow.. 759 01:06:44,637 --> 01:06:46,888 you get on with your life, I'll get on with mine 760 01:06:46,978 --> 01:06:51,601 What'll you do without me? I mean, on your own.. in Bombay? 761 01:06:52,352 --> 01:06:54,023 Hog the whole bathroom? 762 01:06:58,395 --> 01:07:02,108 You'll have complete freedom too, no? Nobody will be getting on your nerves 763 01:07:02,988 --> 01:07:08,692 Well you didn't bug me that much. - Really now? 764 01:07:10,033 --> 01:07:12,694 The way you fought, I would have to be the meanest man in the world 765 01:07:14,455 --> 01:07:17,998 I can't believe, by tomorrow morning I'll be in Bombay 766 01:07:18,578 --> 01:07:22,330 All these dreams, all these years.. is everything finally coming true? 767 01:07:23,711 --> 01:07:30,045 Flap your wings, come on let's fly 768 01:07:33,087 --> 01:07:39,091 Flap your wings, let's taste the sky 769 01:07:43,303 --> 01:07:49,847 Flap your wings, come on let's fly 770 01:07:51,978 --> 01:07:58,222 Flap your wings, let's taste the sky 771 01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:05,527 Balle-Balle on a Sundae-Sunday 772 01:08:05,607 --> 01:08:07,648 Balle-Balle 773 01:08:09,239 --> 01:08:12,781 Balle-Balle on a Sundae-Sunday 774 01:08:12,861 --> 01:08:14,903 Balle-Balle 775 01:08:16,153 --> 01:08:20,236 Flap your wings, come on let's fly. 776 01:08:20,326 --> 01:08:23,698 Flap your wings, let's taste the sky 777 01:08:23,788 --> 01:08:27,410 Flap your wings, come on let's fly. 778 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:30,582 Flap your wings, let's taste the sky 779 01:08:30,662 --> 01:08:33,874 Let's set the streets of Juliet on fire. 780 01:08:33,954 --> 01:08:37,376 Dance with Romeo in the streets of desire 781 01:08:37,456 --> 01:08:41,839 We explode with the light 782 01:08:42,259 --> 01:08:44,421 Burn the dance floor, girl 783 01:08:44,511 --> 01:08:45,962 Nach Baliye Dance the Balle.. 784 01:08:46,052 --> 01:08:49,504 Want bangles on your wrist, love? - Nach Baliye 785 01:08:49,594 --> 01:08:52,966 Want jewels in your hair, love? - Nach Baliye 786 01:08:53,056 --> 01:08:57,889 Run anklets around your feet, love? - Nach Baliye 787 01:08:58,559 --> 01:09:00,310 Nach Baliye 788 01:09:00,391 --> 01:09:02,102 Give me bangles on my wrist, love 789 01:09:02,182 --> 01:09:03,933 Nach Baliye 790 01:09:04,023 --> 01:09:05,974 Weave jewels into my hair, love 791 01:09:06,064 --> 01:09:07,395 Nach Baliye 792 01:09:07,475 --> 01:09:09,266 Run anklets around my feet, love 793 01:09:09,356 --> 01:09:12,898 Nach Baliye 794 01:09:13,689 --> 01:09:17,231 Get into the groove on a Sundae-Sunday. 795 01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:18,572 Get into the groove. 796 01:09:18,652 --> 01:09:20,943 Love to watch you baby, turn around 797 01:09:21,033 --> 01:09:24,365 Get into the groove on a Sundae-Sunday. 798 01:09:24,445 --> 01:09:26,076 Get into the groove. 799 01:09:26,156 --> 01:09:29,909 Round. Round. Round. Round. 800 01:09:33,451 --> 01:09:37,123 The red carpet of dreams unfurls for us to walk on.. 801 01:09:37,203 --> 01:09:40,585 Fate's now a little toy, to toss, to roll, to rock on 802 01:09:40,665 --> 01:09:47,590 Take your bets now, gamble your life. Fate's at my feet. Ready to ride? 803 01:09:47,670 --> 01:09:54,964 Then come take my hand, love. I'll give you the ride of your life. 804 01:09:55,054 --> 01:10:01,548 Then take my hand, love, give me the ride of my life. 805 01:10:01,638 --> 01:10:05,180 Let's set the streets of Juliet on fire.. 806 01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:08,763 Dance with Romeo in the streets of desire. 807 01:10:08,853 --> 01:10:13,225 We explode with the light 808 01:10:13,315 --> 01:10:15,727 Burn the dance floor, girl 809 01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:17,398 Dance, buddy. 810 01:10:17,478 --> 01:10:20,900 Want bangles on your wrist, love? - Dance, buddy. 811 01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:24,522 Want jewels in your hair, love? - Dance, buddy. 812 01:10:24,572 --> 01:10:29,445 Want anklets around your feet, love? - Dance, buddy. 813 01:10:29,866 --> 01:10:31,697 Dance, buddy. 814 01:10:31,777 --> 01:10:35,279 Give me bangles on my wrist, love. - Dance, buddy. 815 01:10:35,369 --> 01:10:38,871 Weave jewels into my hair, love. - Dance, buddy. 816 01:10:38,951 --> 01:10:43,784 I want anklets around my feet, love. - Dance, buddy. 817 01:10:45,165 --> 01:10:59,043 Clap your hands everybody, everybody just clap your hands 818 01:10:59,134 --> 01:11:00,634 Come on. Dance, buddy. 819 01:11:00,714 --> 01:11:06,588 On a Sunday. Come on. Dance, buddy. Dance, buddy. Come on. Groove. 820 01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:09,640 Dance, buddy. Dance, buddy. Come on. 821 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,931 On a Sunday. 822 01:11:12,972 --> 01:11:17,765 Day doesn't sink into night here 823 01:11:17,855 --> 01:11:21,017 These roads stay awake, alight here 824 01:11:21,107 --> 01:11:28,061 Tip-toeing upon my eyelids are dreams that never sleep 825 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:31,694 Then take my hand, love.. 826 01:11:31,774 --> 01:11:35,276 I'll give you the ride of your life 827 01:11:35,366 --> 01:11:38,908 Then take my hand, love. 828 01:11:38,988 --> 01:11:41,910 I'll give you the ride of your life. 829 01:11:41,990 --> 01:11:45,612 Let's set the streets of Juliet on fire. 830 01:11:45,662 --> 01:11:49,204 Dance with Romeo in the streets of desire. 831 01:11:49,284 --> 01:11:53,077 We explode with the light. 832 01:11:53,167 --> 01:11:55,828 Burn the dance floor, lad. 833 01:11:55,918 --> 01:11:57,670 Dance, buddy. 834 01:11:57,750 --> 01:12:01,212 Want bangles on your wrist, love? - Dance, buddy. 835 01:12:01,292 --> 01:12:04,794 Want jewels in your hair, love? - Dance, buddy. 836 01:12:04,884 --> 01:12:10,047 Want anklets around your feet, love? - Dance, buddy. 837 01:12:10,137 --> 01:12:11,968 Dance, buddy. 838 01:12:12,048 --> 01:12:15,591 Give me bangles on my wrist, love. - Dance, buddy. 839 01:12:15,641 --> 01:12:19,183 Weave jewels into my hair, love. - Dance, buddy. 840 01:12:19,263 --> 01:12:24,556 I want anklets around my feet, love. - Dance, buddy. 841 01:12:24,646 --> 01:12:29,059 Bali. Bali. 842 01:12:29,149 --> 01:12:32,561 On a Sundae-Sunday. 843 01:12:32,651 --> 01:12:36,353 Flap your wings, come on, let's fly. 844 01:12:36,443 --> 01:12:39,645 Flap your wings, let's taste the sky. 845 01:12:39,695 --> 01:12:42,947 Let's set the streets of Juliet on fire. 846 01:12:43,027 --> 01:12:46,570 Dance with Romeo in the streets of desire. 847 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:50,492 We explode with the light. 848 01:12:50,572 --> 01:12:54,995 Burn the dance floor, lad. - Burn the dance floor, lass. 849 01:12:55,075 --> 01:12:56,866 Dance, buddy. 850 01:12:56,956 --> 01:13:00,368 Want bangles on your wrist, love? - Dance, buddy. 851 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:04,000 Want jewels in your hair, love? - Dance, buddy. 852 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:08,873 Want anklets around your feet, love? - Dance, buddy. 853 01:13:08,963 --> 01:13:11,165 Dance, buddy. 854 01:13:11,255 --> 01:13:14,757 Give me bangles on my wrist, love. - Dance, buddy. 855 01:13:14,837 --> 01:13:18,379 Weave jewels into my hair, love. - Dance, buddy. 856 01:13:18,469 --> 01:13:23,842 I want anklets around my feet, love. - Dance, buddy. 857 01:13:24,723 --> 01:13:28,555 Train from Delhi to Bombay is arriving on.. 858 01:13:28,635 --> 01:13:34,519 ..platform 36 instead of platform 12 859 01:14:01,576 --> 01:14:03,117 Bombay's really crowded, no? 860 01:14:03,207 --> 01:14:05,698 Everyone's here to make their dreams come true, no? 861 01:14:06,038 --> 01:14:08,750 What's this stench? Must be fish, no? 862 01:14:08,830 --> 01:14:10,661 Where do you think fashion shows happen here? 863 01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:12,452 Let's get you into a taxi 864 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:14,754 And.. you? 865 01:14:17,215 --> 01:14:19,667 I'm going back. - What! 866 01:14:21,298 --> 01:14:26,461 Look, l don't want to stay in Bombay. - What do you mean? 867 01:14:29,053 --> 01:14:35,427 I just.. wanted to be really famous. 868 01:14:36,517 --> 01:14:37,888 a name to be reckoned with.. 869 01:14:38,809 --> 01:14:40,390 a name in the headlines 870 01:14:43,642 --> 01:14:47,774 Vimmi, for the first time in my life l think.. 871 01:14:48,485 --> 01:14:51,566 ..I have a talent no one else has 872 01:14:54,568 --> 01:14:59,191 I realise now, I never was Rakesh. 873 01:15:01,362 --> 01:15:02,943 I've always been Bunty.. 874 01:15:03,824 --> 01:15:05,615 I've always enjoyed being him 875 01:15:07,946 --> 01:15:14,410 To tell you the truth, I never had the perseverance it takes.. 876 01:15:16,292 --> 01:15:19,333 to become a Tata or Ambani, nor the calibre 877 01:15:21,505 --> 01:15:25,958 Anyway, doesn't matter now. I think I've discovered my destination 878 01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:27,999 And l'm on my way towards it 879 01:15:31,461 --> 01:15:32,712 Look.. 880 01:15:34,553 --> 01:15:39,556 this is what I want to do.. 881 01:15:40,967 --> 01:15:42,308 all my life, freely 882 01:15:43,678 --> 01:15:48,812 But you please become a model, a supermodel.. 883 01:15:51,813 --> 01:15:56,016 so take care 884 01:15:57,227 --> 01:15:59,608 All this.. you did it all alone? 885 01:16:01,730 --> 01:16:03,771 That's not what l meant. - Then? 886 01:16:05,152 --> 01:16:08,614 Without you.. - You can't walk one step, you know? 887 01:16:09,364 --> 01:16:14,117 Wants himself in headlines! Who wants to read about you? 888 01:16:14,447 --> 01:16:19,080 No one's interested in reading or publishing a Bunty-minus-Babli 889 01:16:20,121 --> 01:16:26,245 Truth is.. without me, you could've done nothing and you never will 890 01:16:29,837 --> 01:16:31,248 Your taxi.. 891 01:16:31,338 --> 01:16:33,669 Tell me.. can you? 892 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:35,791 Yes 893 01:16:39,673 --> 01:16:40,794 No 894 01:16:40,844 --> 01:16:42,505 Can you live without me? 895 01:16:43,255 --> 01:16:44,466 Yes 896 01:16:49,849 --> 01:16:52,851 Then why are you screaming taxi-taxi? - Because you need to go 897 01:16:53,061 --> 01:16:56,103 Yes.. - So tell me.. where? 898 01:16:56,183 --> 01:16:57,474 Where you want to go 899 01:17:11,072 --> 01:17:16,065 Who says so? - You or Babli? 900 01:17:17,986 --> 01:17:22,319 What do you think? - Must be you 901 01:17:23,870 --> 01:17:25,991 So will you do something about it? 902 01:17:29,203 --> 01:17:32,455 If that's the case then I must do something about it, no? 903 01:17:35,287 --> 01:17:38,079 What the hell! I didn't mean that 904 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:43,582 Wasn't me. lt was Bunty. - Everyone's staring 905 01:17:45,924 --> 01:17:47,254 We're in Bombay. 906 01:17:49,636 --> 01:17:51,177 No one looks at anyone here 907 01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:57,301 Think it over 908 01:17:58,051 --> 01:18:02,844 I won't let you rule over the bathroom. - Done 909 01:18:03,264 --> 01:18:07,017 No more sleeping alone on the floor. - Sounds good 910 01:18:07,267 --> 01:18:09,058 What about all the modelling dreams? 911 01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:12,020 That's Vimmi's problem 912 01:18:13,561 --> 01:18:14,691 But you? 913 01:18:17,233 --> 01:18:18,484 I've become Babli 914 01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:20,565 Forever 915 01:18:41,498 --> 01:18:45,620 You know what it's worth? Not five paise. lt's a fake 916 01:18:58,638 --> 01:19:01,470 Who? - What? 917 01:19:02,841 --> 01:19:07,224 What's your name? 918 01:19:08,184 --> 01:19:09,725 Mehmood 919 01:19:10,896 --> 01:19:12,187 You're a comedian? 920 01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:16,850 Let's start by making you laugh? 921 01:19:18,651 --> 01:19:20,602 Okay, two jokes for you 922 01:19:21,943 --> 01:19:23,103 One 923 01:19:24,104 --> 01:19:26,566 Mrs and Mr Flea come out after a matinee show 924 01:19:27,446 --> 01:19:29,447 Mrs Flea says, l'm tired today 925 01:19:30,358 --> 01:19:32,489 Mr Flea says, honey don't worry, I'll hail us a dog 926 01:19:45,787 --> 01:19:50,710 You are that dog.. the one they rode for the hike 927 01:19:52,171 --> 01:19:54,373 Now spill it, did you go to Center One that night or no? 928 01:19:55,924 --> 01:19:57,124 No sir 929 01:20:01,217 --> 01:20:03,168 This here, is my second joke 930 01:20:08,631 --> 01:20:10,052 Where are those two now? 931 01:20:10,132 --> 01:20:12,974 Long time.. gone 932 01:20:15,265 --> 01:20:16,476 Names? 933 01:20:16,556 --> 01:20:19,598 Bunty and Babli 934 01:20:25,312 --> 01:20:26,562 How old are they? 935 01:20:26,642 --> 01:20:29,524 Bunty's around 23-24 936 01:20:31,395 --> 01:20:32,986 Babli is 20-21 937 01:20:33,277 --> 01:20:39,070 She was really sweet, well mannered and intelligent, sir 938 01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:42,992 Even the boy was all heart, great guy 939 01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:44,744 That's quite something, sir 940 01:20:44,824 --> 01:20:46,995 No, you asses are quite something 941 01:20:48,496 --> 01:20:50,947 To think that petty criminals.. 942 01:20:51,037 --> 01:20:54,950 booked for cheating, misdemeanour, malfeasance, fraud and perjury.. 943 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:59,373 are quite something 944 01:21:00,373 --> 01:21:02,545 And not just you, the whole lot of you from.. 945 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:04,045 ..this generation is quite something 946 01:21:05,756 --> 01:21:09,379 Right and wrong, good esteem and bad, good deeds and bad.. 947 01:21:09,759 --> 01:21:12,341 you've forgotten what sets them apart 948 01:21:18,344 --> 01:21:19,965 But I can tell the difference. 949 01:21:21,676 --> 01:21:23,888 And l'm going to teach you fools too 950 01:21:25,349 --> 01:21:29,221 The newspapers say that for boys and girls in schools and colleges.. 951 01:21:29,311 --> 01:21:34,524 these two crooks are role models. - So they want to be role models? 952 01:21:36,776 --> 01:21:37,976 Fine.. 953 01:21:39,988 --> 01:21:42,189 then that's what they'll become.. 954 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:51,655 I'll make them a fine example of a cure for this generation 955 01:21:55,407 --> 01:21:58,199 What did you say their names were? - Bunty and Babli 956 01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:02,992 This Bunty-Babli better watch out for me 957 01:22:15,910 --> 01:22:23,085 We'll always place each other before ourselves 958 01:22:23,797 --> 01:22:24,917 Okay 959 01:22:25,338 --> 01:22:27,919 We'll never ever break each other's hearts 960 01:22:29,961 --> 01:22:31,502 And if we do so accidentally.. 961 01:22:31,592 --> 01:22:33,423 ..we won't burst into tears without warning 962 01:22:34,265 --> 01:22:39,759 Okay, we will never eat or drink anything without each other 963 01:22:41,310 --> 01:22:43,181 Except early morning tea 964 01:22:43,933 --> 01:22:46,064 You wake up like a queen at noon I can't wait that long 965 01:22:48,315 --> 01:22:50,568 We'll give each other the same amount of love forever 966 01:22:50,648 --> 01:22:53,149 Why? We can give more! I'll love you even more tomorrow.. 967 01:22:53,649 --> 01:22:58,693 more the day after and so much more the day after the day after 968 01:23:00,656 --> 01:23:04,449 We'll cut off all ties with those who don't understand us 969 01:23:04,539 --> 01:23:08,621 Except our parents. - Your parents 970 01:23:12,545 --> 01:23:14,587 We'll be Bunty-Babli for the rest of our lives 971 01:23:14,667 --> 01:23:18,709 And we'll live out all our dreams. - Except.. 972 01:23:19,801 --> 01:23:22,963 Except? - Leave that to me 973 01:23:23,713 --> 01:23:24,885 Okay 974 01:23:28,057 --> 01:23:31,510 Oye Rakesh just married! 975 01:23:50,695 --> 01:23:51,906 Look.. 976 01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:57,911 right at the outset of this marriage I want to tell you all about my past 977 01:23:59,081 --> 01:24:02,074 I don't want any issues later 978 01:24:04,085 --> 01:24:09,921 In school, when I was in Class Two, 979 01:24:11,042 --> 01:24:14,295 Mukesh used to sit behind me 980 01:24:15,465 --> 01:24:18,677 He used to tug at my plaits 981 01:24:22,971 --> 01:24:28,935 And you know.. it used to make me giggle like crazy 982 01:24:30,057 --> 01:24:32,518 These boys are all scoundrels 983 01:24:33,899 --> 01:24:38,353 They'll try their luck with every cute girl 984 01:24:40,365 --> 01:24:41,696 How true 985 01:24:43,067 --> 01:24:48,361 How lucky I am, you aren't like those boys 986 01:24:49,783 --> 01:24:54,245 Rakesh.. you're such a good boy 987 01:24:54,325 --> 01:24:56,077 Sweet boy 988 01:25:00,081 --> 01:25:03,123 So.. what I was saying was.. 989 01:25:05,505 --> 01:25:09,969 ..now that you are my wife.. 990 01:25:12,140 --> 01:25:16,263 my mate in joy and sorrow.. 991 01:25:18,555 --> 01:25:20,307 for all my days to come.. 992 01:25:22,228 --> 01:25:26,892 and nights.. understand? 993 01:25:37,820 --> 01:25:40,323 Asleep? On your wedding night! 994 01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:56,045 This world we live in has two kinds of people.. 995 01:25:58,086 --> 01:26:04,421 those who aren't married and those who are 996 01:26:06,683 --> 01:26:07,804 So? 997 01:26:09,305 --> 01:26:11,097 So you belong to the latter, no? 998 01:26:13,519 --> 01:26:14,809 So? 999 01:26:16,191 --> 01:26:17,892 So marry me now you fool 1000 01:26:57,224 --> 01:27:01,887 Look, above me.. 1001 01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:10,855 ..the sky's soared away. 1002 01:27:17,650 --> 01:27:25,987 Look, above me, the sky's soared away. 1003 01:27:26,077 --> 01:27:43,300 I see my skies breaking free of the earth at the horizon.. 1004 01:27:43,380 --> 01:27:47,133 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1005 01:27:47,213 --> 01:27:50,555 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1006 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:55,309 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1007 01:27:55,349 --> 01:27:58,602 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1008 01:27:59,433 --> 01:28:03,646 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1009 01:28:03,726 --> 01:28:06,649 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1010 01:28:07,029 --> 01:28:15,115 Look, see what I see, the earth afloat.. 1011 01:28:15,195 --> 01:28:23,452 ..earth dissolving in water gushing from who knows where. 1012 01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:32,459 Then my sky breaks free of the earth at the horizon 1013 01:28:32,549 --> 01:28:36,503 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1014 01:28:36,593 --> 01:28:39,384 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1015 01:28:40,555 --> 01:28:44,719 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1016 01:28:44,809 --> 01:28:47,891 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1017 01:29:23,129 --> 01:29:31,255 No consciousness of what I am I have no sense of what I'll be 1018 01:29:31,345 --> 01:29:39,302 This time now seems unreal This can't be happening to me 1019 01:29:39,352 --> 01:29:47,519 You slowly dissolve in me I slowly fade into you 1020 01:29:47,609 --> 01:29:56,605 Our feet stop and our paths shift. 1021 01:29:57,947 --> 01:30:06,243 The sky rolls over on its bed of clouds. 1022 01:30:06,323 --> 01:30:14,040 The sky will melt and pelt the earth with rain. 1023 01:30:14,130 --> 01:30:22,717 The earth dips its toes in the water. 1024 01:30:22,797 --> 01:30:30,513 It just might stumble to its feet and start strolling around. 1025 01:30:31,513 --> 01:30:35,517 Soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit. 1026 01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:38,439 Soft, slow, tip-toeing, love. 1027 01:30:39,690 --> 01:30:43,854 Soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit. 1028 01:30:43,944 --> 01:30:46,775 Soft, slow, tip-toeing, love. 1029 01:31:24,186 --> 01:31:32,271 Say the word, and I stop. Say the word, and I move. 1030 01:31:32,351 --> 01:31:36,685 If this is obsession that consumes me, 1031 01:31:36,775 --> 01:31:40,688 let it set the yardstick for obsession. 1032 01:31:40,778 --> 01:31:48,655 Say the word, and I stop. Say the word, and I move. 1033 01:31:48,745 --> 01:31:57,623 A stranger to my destinations, I go where you want me to. 1034 01:31:59,123 --> 01:32:07,419 Look, above me, the sky's soared away. 1035 01:32:07,509 --> 01:32:15,386 I see the sky breaking free of the earth at the horizon. 1036 01:32:15,476 --> 01:32:23,643 Look, see what I see, the earth afloat.. 1037 01:32:23,733 --> 01:32:32,109 ..earth dissolving in water gushing from who knows where. 1038 01:32:32,649 --> 01:32:36,733 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1039 01:32:36,823 --> 01:32:39,946 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1040 01:32:40,746 --> 01:32:44,830 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1041 01:32:44,910 --> 01:32:48,083 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1042 01:32:48,953 --> 01:32:53,167 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1043 01:32:53,257 --> 01:32:56,629 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1044 01:32:57,259 --> 01:33:01,302 soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit.. 1045 01:33:01,382 --> 01:33:04,555 soft, slow, tip-toeing my love 1046 01:33:09,429 --> 01:33:16,605 Babli is Bunty's and Bunty is Babli's Each other's forever they'll be 1047 01:33:17,565 --> 01:33:22,399 Babli is Bunty's and Bunty is Babli's. 1048 01:33:22,479 --> 01:33:27,193 Each other's forever.. - They'll be 1049 01:33:32,617 --> 01:33:36,871 They began their lives.. in small sleepy towns, towns they detested 1050 01:33:37,951 --> 01:33:42,745 So they popped up in big cities doing the kind of things I detested 1051 01:33:44,047 --> 01:33:48,841 Not for poverty, need or misfortune. Only for fun 1052 01:33:49,881 --> 01:33:53,545 Turning to crime for fun? I'd never ever heard that before 1053 01:33:54,465 --> 01:33:57,927 News of Bunty-Babli's capers poured in from all quarters.. 1054 01:33:58,007 --> 01:34:02,141 dripping into my ears like red hot molten iron 1055 01:34:03,643 --> 01:34:04,973 Girls and boys in schools and colleges.. 1056 01:34:05,063 --> 01:34:06,554 ..began to idolize them as new age heroes 1057 01:34:09,937 --> 01:34:11,358 Constantly breathing down their necks.. 1058 01:34:11,438 --> 01:34:13,269 ..I even started to think like them.. 1059 01:34:13,771 --> 01:34:18,023 what next, their next sharp turn? My hunches were hitting bull's eye.. 1060 01:34:19,735 --> 01:34:24,409 and I was inching closer to them with every passing day 1061 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:30,704 They took their infamy for success and quickly jumped from cons to scams 1062 01:34:31,034 --> 01:34:35,327 Scams no one had ever heard of or imagined before 1063 01:34:39,541 --> 01:34:42,633 Okay, how about Kerala? - Too hot 1064 01:34:42,713 --> 01:34:45,636 Manali? - No, it is too cold 1065 01:34:46,096 --> 01:34:48,889 Jaipur? - It's too dusty 1066 01:34:48,969 --> 01:34:52,551 Ladakh? - It's too lonely, Harry 1067 01:34:52,641 --> 01:34:56,594 How many times am I gonna tell you, it's a damn historical monument.. 1068 01:34:56,644 --> 01:34:59,647 not a hotel which I can rent 1069 01:34:59,727 --> 01:35:02,809 That's your problem Harry, you said if we came to India.. 1070 01:35:02,899 --> 01:35:07,152 I could get married wherever I want. This is what I want 1071 01:35:07,232 --> 01:35:09,235 You are impossible 1072 01:35:09,315 --> 01:35:11,736 Am I.. I am? - Yes 1073 01:35:11,816 --> 01:35:15,950 Really? Fine! - Yes 1074 01:35:28,749 --> 01:35:32,332 Do you see what I see? - I'm not blind 1075 01:35:32,422 --> 01:35:35,625 Do you hear what I hear? - I'm not deaf 1076 01:35:36,046 --> 01:35:38,217 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1077 01:35:38,547 --> 01:35:41,840 I'm no mind reader. Get to the point 1078 01:35:45,723 --> 01:35:50,887 Protesters.. thirty. Taxi drivers? - Four 1079 01:35:51,348 --> 01:35:54,811 School children? - Twenty. With one teacher 1080 01:35:56,562 --> 01:35:58,603 Newspaper? - Agra Times 1081 01:36:00,065 --> 01:36:02,947 Minister's office. - Very good! 1082 01:36:03,407 --> 01:36:08,491 And a wedding bash. - Oye Rakesh! A first round knockout 1083 01:36:12,534 --> 01:36:15,747 I want to marry there Harry, not put it in my living room 1084 01:36:15,827 --> 01:36:18,039 I told you it's not possible Kate 1085 01:36:18,919 --> 01:36:20,831 Selling Taj.. - Never, never 1086 01:36:20,921 --> 01:36:22,662 Government don't be.. - Clever clever 1087 01:36:22,712 --> 01:36:24,503 Selling Taj.. - Never, never 1088 01:36:24,585 --> 01:36:26,376 Government don't be.. - Clever clever 1089 01:36:26,466 --> 01:36:28,217 Selling Taj.. - Never, never 1090 01:36:28,297 --> 01:36:30,379 Government don't be.. - Clever clever 1091 01:36:30,469 --> 01:36:34,471 My car.. Mercedes.. Mercedes.. - Mercedes stuck in traffic jam 1092 01:36:35,513 --> 01:36:38,175 Students protesting Taj sale. - What sale? 1093 01:36:38,265 --> 01:36:41,478 The Taj is on sale. Sir this is my Mercedes. Please sit 1094 01:36:42,598 --> 01:36:46,021 Please sir.. the government is selling the Taj. 1095 01:36:48,063 --> 01:36:49,775 We won't let them sell it 1096 01:36:59,401 --> 01:37:01,323 Extremely sorry sir, I apologise 1097 01:37:01,403 --> 01:37:03,285 Today's newspaper sir? 1098 01:37:06,538 --> 01:37:08,078 Thank you so much, sir 1099 01:37:17,216 --> 01:37:20,299 Is the Taj Mahal really up for sale? - Yes sir 1100 01:37:20,379 --> 01:37:21,630 By who? 1101 01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:24,841 By him, sir 1102 01:37:27,424 --> 01:37:28,765 Excuse me 1103 01:37:29,845 --> 01:37:33,058 Hold on 1104 01:37:40,685 --> 01:37:45,399 No sir, it is not possible. We cannot sell Taj Mahal to a foreigner 1105 01:37:47,990 --> 01:37:49,691 Even if the price is high? 1106 01:37:51,073 --> 01:37:53,905 No price is too high for Taj Mahal 1107 01:37:55,075 --> 01:37:57,488 How about 100 million dollars? - No sir 1108 01:37:57,578 --> 01:37:59,869 150 million. - No sir 1109 01:38:01,912 --> 01:38:06,996 175 million. - Sir, I told you, it's not possible 1110 01:38:07,086 --> 01:38:09,337 200 million. 1111 01:38:11,759 --> 01:38:14,841 Well.. 250 million 1112 01:38:23,678 --> 01:38:25,471 Why don't you speak with her? 1113 01:38:27,772 --> 01:38:29,063 Who? 1114 01:38:31,355 --> 01:38:32,816 Phoolsakhi'ji 1115 01:38:33,776 --> 01:38:35,819 Who is Phoolsakhi'ji? 1116 01:38:35,859 --> 01:38:37,400 Phoolsakhi'ji 1117 01:38:37,780 --> 01:38:43,194 Minister in charge of purchase and selling of the Taj Mahal 1118 01:38:52,952 --> 01:38:55,083 Where's the typist? She's down with viral fever. 1119 01:38:55,163 --> 01:38:56,705 We're getting another typist 1120 01:38:56,795 --> 01:38:59,917 Get her quickly. - l'll be in the office all day today 1121 01:38:59,997 --> 01:39:01,499 Let's pack in as much corruption as we can today 1122 01:39:01,589 --> 01:39:04,131 Of course. - The typist is here madam'ji 1123 01:39:07,754 --> 01:39:08,964 Sit 1124 01:39:13,968 --> 01:39:18,052 My niece's doctoral thesis. I want it typed out by this evening 1125 01:39:24,977 --> 01:39:32,443 Of course, it's me. Go on What.. 1126 01:39:33,114 --> 01:39:34,735 I'm coming right away 1127 01:39:34,825 --> 01:39:37,618 What's the matter ma'am? - Riot outside my house! Hurry 1128 01:39:38,528 --> 01:39:41,161 You keep typing I'll be back in an hour 1129 01:40:05,889 --> 01:40:11,013 How long have you been in government? - Not very long 1130 01:40:14,557 --> 01:40:18,690 And the minister? - Not very long either 1131 01:40:24,815 --> 01:40:26,947 Sir.. 1132 01:40:27,367 --> 01:40:29,068 You brought the other money? 1133 01:40:32,871 --> 01:40:36,865 I can't believe! Someone is actually selling the Taj Mahal 1134 01:40:39,787 --> 01:40:42,919 Nor can I believe! Someone is actually buying 1135 01:40:44,130 --> 01:40:45,871 This ass is going to get kicked 1136 01:40:45,921 --> 01:40:47,833 Crowshit on your egghead 1137 01:40:55,549 --> 01:40:57,131 He'll be crying for help in two days 1138 01:41:03,095 --> 01:41:05,307 How do I look? - Very fine 1139 01:41:25,663 --> 01:41:26,653 How are you madam? 1140 01:41:26,915 --> 01:41:29,116 Would you believe l've been dying to see you? 1141 01:41:30,997 --> 01:41:34,580 Madam, this is Mr. Harry Epstein 1142 01:41:34,710 --> 01:41:36,873 He wants to buy the Taj Mahal 1143 01:41:36,923 --> 01:41:38,373 Exactly 1144 01:41:39,924 --> 01:41:41,335 I'm not selling 1145 01:41:43,588 --> 01:41:46,219 But madam, we had a deal.. - Why are you late? 1146 01:41:46,589 --> 01:41:48,381 But ma'am.. Shut up 1147 01:41:48,882 --> 01:41:51,473 So you can't sell the Taj Mahal to me? 1148 01:41:53,556 --> 01:41:55,677 It's all a big mistake 1149 01:41:56,517 --> 01:41:58,930 And you have wasted my time 1150 01:42:00,601 --> 01:42:01,771 One minute 1151 01:42:05,815 --> 01:42:12,861 I said l can't sell the Taj Mahal but it doesn't mean you can't have it 1152 01:42:13,361 --> 01:42:14,942 I don't understand 1153 01:42:18,115 --> 01:42:20,907 You can lease it on rent 1154 01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:25,581 For how long? 1155 01:42:26,331 --> 01:42:28,373 Five years 1156 01:42:28,834 --> 01:42:31,005 Ten Ten? 1157 01:42:32,877 --> 01:42:37,381 Lease document ready for five. interested, not interested? 1158 01:42:37,671 --> 01:42:40,012 Interested, interested 1159 01:42:51,101 --> 01:42:55,524 Why are you protesting? - Because we have grievances 1160 01:42:55,644 --> 01:42:59,778 What grievances? - Meet our demands or else 1161 01:43:00,238 --> 01:43:01,689 What demands? 1162 01:43:02,991 --> 01:43:05,032 The revolution.. - Long live the revolution 1163 01:43:05,072 --> 01:43:07,735 Never mind that, but what are your demands? 1164 01:43:08,115 --> 01:43:09,576 Down with tyranny 1165 01:43:09,656 --> 01:43:10,616 Whose? - Every tyrant's 1166 01:43:10,746 --> 01:43:12,197 Five years 1167 01:43:12,749 --> 01:43:15,490 All Harry Epstein's 1168 01:43:16,541 --> 01:43:21,705 For a price of 250 million dollars. - Good doing business with you 1169 01:43:26,259 --> 01:43:34,346 And here is your fee 5 million Rupees, cash 1170 01:43:34,426 --> 01:43:37,387 Tell me your demands. - Quit lndia 1171 01:43:37,517 --> 01:43:39,219 Quit India, quit India 1172 01:43:39,470 --> 01:43:43,223 Quit India? - State your demands or I'll arrest you 1173 01:43:43,563 --> 01:43:48,017 We demand that Ms Kalasakhi.. - But I'm Phoolsakhi! 1174 01:43:48,277 --> 01:43:51,269 Tell them! - You've got the address wrong 1175 01:43:51,529 --> 01:43:53,441 She is Ms Phoolsakhi. Now get out. 1176 01:43:53,571 --> 01:43:59,576 Okay. Sorry. Fine. Relax. Don't mind 1177 01:44:04,159 --> 01:44:06,120 Okay then, goodbye. - Thank you madam 1178 01:44:06,331 --> 01:44:07,451 See you. - Namaste 1179 01:44:07,581 --> 01:44:10,664 Which country are you from? - Oh, all of them 1180 01:44:11,625 --> 01:44:13,417 Your guests should be here soon 1181 01:44:15,458 --> 01:44:17,089 Goodbye 1182 01:44:19,341 --> 01:44:21,423 What happened to this elevator? - Could be stuck somewhere 1183 01:44:24,716 --> 01:44:25,846 It's coming. - Let's go 1184 01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:27,137 Finished? - Nearly 1185 01:45:15,926 --> 01:45:19,009 It sure is nice of Mr. Bunty to throw us this wonderful wedding party 1186 01:45:20,300 --> 01:45:24,513 And you! Thank you, it's a dream come true 1187 01:45:29,977 --> 01:45:31,478 Not possible 1188 01:45:31,688 --> 01:45:35,732 What do you mean not-possible, I own the Taj Mahal 1189 01:45:35,942 --> 01:45:39,065 Is he nuts? He says he owns the Taj Mahal! 1190 01:45:39,115 --> 01:45:42,067 Poor thing, God can really be cruel sometimes 1191 01:45:43,277 --> 01:45:47,951 Open the gate before I fire you.. dismiss you 1192 01:45:48,161 --> 01:45:51,074 Dismiss? He says he'll get us dismissed 1193 01:45:51,374 --> 01:45:54,167 Doctor? You need one? We call doctor? 1194 01:45:54,207 --> 01:45:58,419 No doctor! You talk to Mr. Bunty 1195 01:45:58,961 --> 01:46:00,792 He wants some Bunty fellow 1196 01:46:01,462 --> 01:46:03,965 What Bunty? Hey wait a minute are they Bunty and Babli? 1197 01:46:40,363 --> 01:46:41,364 So finally you arrive! 1198 01:46:42,114 --> 01:46:45,457 They sold the Taj and scooted while you stood by and watched it happen? 1199 01:46:45,958 --> 01:46:49,541 Tomorrow when you sell it again l'll still be left watching 1200 01:46:49,831 --> 01:46:52,162 What! - Look madam.. 1201 01:46:54,085 --> 01:46:55,836 a bull doesn't budge until he sees red in his face.. 1202 01:46:55,926 --> 01:46:59,089 ..and it takes a scam to prod me into action. l just got the news, no? 1203 01:46:59,299 --> 01:47:02,170 That's no way to talk. - Really? And how did they talk? 1204 01:47:02,721 --> 01:47:07,805 Go on, file your report about descriptions, characteristics 1205 01:47:08,685 --> 01:47:10,387 Stop staring at me and do it 1206 01:47:16,102 --> 01:47:20,185 No one could've pulled off this caper without the help of insiders 1207 01:47:20,485 --> 01:47:23,067 Who could it be? - Could've been you, madam 1208 01:47:23,857 --> 01:47:25,899 You left her alone in the room at a perfect time 1209 01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:32,194 Corruption happens at the top floor. 1210 01:47:32,905 --> 01:47:36,698 But one has to climb from the ground floor 1211 01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:43,203 There's a saying amongst us policemen. Orderlies make more.. 1212 01:47:43,333 --> 01:47:46,416 ..under the table 1213 01:47:51,089 --> 01:47:52,210 See son.. 1214 01:47:53,421 --> 01:47:55,763 you shouldn't have gone to the wedding.. 1215 01:47:56,804 --> 01:48:00,387 ..that too in a new car. Getting it? 1216 01:48:09,855 --> 01:48:13,477 Hey trumpet. - Yes sir? 1217 01:48:13,857 --> 01:48:15,229 What's the most requested song nowadays? 1218 01:48:17,530 --> 01:48:21,484 Babu'ji, slow it down now 1219 01:48:23,405 --> 01:48:24,655 Stand up here 1220 01:48:27,408 --> 01:48:28,739 Play 1221 01:48:39,047 --> 01:48:41,920 I heard you took an American to his wedding altar 1222 01:48:46,804 --> 01:48:47,754 No sir 1223 01:48:48,715 --> 01:48:53,309 I know their names. I want to know where they are 1224 01:49:00,895 --> 01:49:05,269 Harry says, he was so smooth, and convincing. Harry's no fool 1225 01:49:05,779 --> 01:49:07,400 And you believed? - I did 1226 01:49:07,730 --> 01:49:11,774 It was in the Times of lndia. - All newspapers say.. 1227 01:49:11,864 --> 01:49:14,405 all Americans have sex all the day, I believe? 1228 01:49:15,697 --> 01:49:20,911 Don't look at it, you hear me? Don't look at it 1229 01:49:21,161 --> 01:49:24,333 Sir how about leaving? What can we possibly get to know here? 1230 01:49:24,583 --> 01:49:27,246 Here you learn to what lengths a man can go.. 1231 01:49:27,296 --> 01:49:29,747 ..for the smallest of things 1232 01:49:31,299 --> 01:49:34,291 Get the serial numbers of the currency that.. 1233 01:49:34,381 --> 01:49:35,843 ..he withdrew from his bank 1234 01:49:36,303 --> 01:49:38,635 Tell me joke 1235 01:49:39,425 --> 01:49:40,095 Non-veg 1236 01:49:53,977 --> 01:49:58,560 Tired of turning wheels? Now watch how the wheels of fortune turn 1237 01:49:59,021 --> 01:50:04,735 I didn't see a thing. What can I say? I'm a simple honest man 1238 01:50:04,945 --> 01:50:10,531 God! This one turns out to be honest! Wheel back that car.. 1239 01:50:11,411 --> 01:50:14,953 go on.. back out.. 1240 01:50:15,493 --> 01:50:18,416 go away, far away 1241 01:50:19,247 --> 01:50:21,129 There. Stop 1242 01:50:21,629 --> 01:50:25,381 The longer the distance, the more it looks like an accident 1243 01:50:25,421 --> 01:50:29,545 Don't move or l'll shoot. - Sir, what are you saying? 1244 01:50:30,757 --> 01:50:34,259 I told you! I saw nothing. - No one's ever seen.. 1245 01:50:34,389 --> 01:50:36,391 what's about to happen right now 1246 01:50:37,602 --> 01:50:40,725 Come on, slam the car. - No.. please 1247 01:50:40,855 --> 01:50:45,437 Slam him. - Please! No.. I saw, I saw! I saw everything 1248 01:50:45,517 --> 01:50:46,769 Turn off the engine 1249 01:50:47,269 --> 01:50:49,401 Stand straight 1250 01:50:51,023 --> 01:50:58,158 See no evil. Speak no evil. Hear no evil but if you can profit, grab it 1251 01:50:58,698 --> 01:51:00,861 Gandhi'ji would've come here personally to whack you.. 1252 01:51:00,951 --> 01:51:02,491 ..for being so honest 1253 01:51:03,372 --> 01:51:07,746 Who else was in it with them? Go on, give him every detail 1254 01:51:08,326 --> 01:51:12,329 What's wrong? Why are you sulking? You're upset with me? 1255 01:51:12,630 --> 01:51:16,833 Moron, the Taj got sold, not your taxi. Like some nuts? 1256 01:51:17,423 --> 01:51:17,874 No? - Suit yourself 1257 01:51:18,004 --> 01:51:22,627 There was no corner of the country Bunty and Babli hadn't been to 1258 01:51:22,888 --> 01:51:26,971 And every newspaper was cheering their ingenuity 1259 01:51:27,341 --> 01:51:31,845 But I was dying to see them behind bars 1260 01:51:34,897 --> 01:51:36,729 No there's no mistake about this order. 1261 01:51:36,809 --> 01:51:38,100 Your assignment is being changed 1262 01:51:38,440 --> 01:51:42,483 But I've completely committed myself to the case 1263 01:51:43,154 --> 01:51:45,815 Bunty-Babli's case is being assigned to the federal agencies 1264 01:51:45,905 --> 01:51:47,817 To whom? - Federal investigation 1265 01:51:48,198 --> 01:51:49,398 God 1266 01:51:50,659 --> 01:51:52,821 Our politicians have become honest? 1267 01:51:53,072 --> 01:51:54,863 The feds have time for Bunty and Babli? 1268 01:51:55,113 --> 01:51:57,785 They have your sympathies? - Not those two 1269 01:51:57,865 --> 01:52:03,120 My sympathies are with the feds. - You think the feds can't get them? 1270 01:52:03,330 --> 01:52:07,333 Why? - Because they can't think like them 1271 01:52:07,543 --> 01:52:09,374 And you can? 1272 01:52:09,755 --> 01:52:12,507 I'm beginning to feel we're related somehow 1273 01:52:15,469 --> 01:52:20,423 From tomorrow, you're taking charge of the gold at the airport 1274 01:52:26,187 --> 01:52:27,269 Very well sir 1275 01:52:28,190 --> 01:52:29,680 You're the boss 1276 01:52:30,521 --> 01:52:33,023 I'll take charge of hell if you want me to 1277 01:52:33,484 --> 01:52:36,395 Anyway what's the score? - What? 1278 01:52:37,277 --> 01:52:39,318 I found myself a night-watchman's job. 1279 01:52:39,568 --> 01:52:41,319 This is how I got to bide my time 1280 01:52:42,451 --> 01:52:44,532 Dashrath Singh.. 1281 01:52:46,533 --> 01:52:50,247 If there's anybody who'll lay a finger on Bunty and Babli, it's me 1282 01:53:04,588 --> 01:53:08,512 You find this funny? You can do this yourself the next time 1283 01:53:08,672 --> 01:53:10,713 I won't be able to do this even if I tried, love 1284 01:53:11,805 --> 01:53:14,466 But you can make a mockery of those who do? 1285 01:53:15,056 --> 01:53:20,931 Ok, I'm sorry - What idiot could've made you a father 1286 01:53:22,683 --> 01:53:23,934 You 1287 01:53:27,897 --> 01:53:31,279 One rum, large 1288 01:53:31,609 --> 01:53:34,072 You don't need to pay sir 1289 01:53:34,322 --> 01:53:36,693 Did I mention I'm a policeman? - Hear me out, sir 1290 01:53:37,035 --> 01:53:40,236 The gentleman out there is hosting food and drinks.. 1291 01:53:40,327 --> 01:53:41,787 ..for all guests tonight 1292 01:53:42,079 --> 01:53:44,950 Who? - The man in black 1293 01:53:45,411 --> 01:53:47,243 They're buying this restaurant 1294 01:53:47,543 --> 01:53:51,795 No way. We're picking up the tab for everyone tonight 1295 01:53:51,875 --> 01:53:54,838 Not tonight. Tomorrow 1296 01:53:55,338 --> 01:53:59,172 From tomorrow, this hotel is yours to do as you please. 1297 01:53:59,462 --> 01:54:01,923 But tonight's on me 1298 01:54:02,425 --> 01:54:10,601 Friends, cocktails and dinner for everyone on the house 1299 01:54:13,723 --> 01:54:15,605 Vodka - Yes Sir. 1300 01:54:17,317 --> 01:54:18,357 Vodka. 1301 01:54:19,318 --> 01:54:19,978 Whiskey 1302 01:54:21,819 --> 01:54:24,152 Cocktail? - Sir. 1303 01:54:24,532 --> 01:54:26,483 Gin - Okay. 1304 01:54:29,036 --> 01:54:30,026 Gin. 1305 01:54:30,236 --> 01:54:31,327 Rum 1306 01:54:33,119 --> 01:54:34,830 Flying to the moon? 1307 01:54:36,451 --> 01:54:39,033 You're selling the tickets? 1308 01:54:39,874 --> 01:54:41,495 You've just bought yourself a one-way ticket 1309 01:54:43,707 --> 01:54:47,631 I don't believe much in buying tickets but yes.. 1310 01:54:47,711 --> 01:54:51,213 ..I do want to fly to the moon 1311 01:54:51,673 --> 01:54:52,755 You're a man in a hurry? 1312 01:54:54,346 --> 01:54:55,887 Somewhat 1313 01:54:58,009 --> 01:55:01,101 There's this one place in which men-in-a-hurry usually end up 1314 01:55:07,565 --> 01:55:09,398 You see.. - What? 1315 01:55:10,979 --> 01:55:15,272 This world we live in has two kinds of people 1316 01:55:15,522 --> 01:55:18,695 I see. - One, the kind that listens 1317 01:55:19,366 --> 01:55:25,370 And the kind that talks. I belong to the latter 1318 01:55:28,083 --> 01:55:33,787 So sure of yourself? What do you do? - Cleaning 1319 01:55:36,839 --> 01:55:40,082 I'm in the cleaning business. We clean out places 1320 01:55:40,752 --> 01:55:43,585 What kind of places? - Any kind 1321 01:55:45,096 --> 01:55:50,260 So you like tidy places? - No, I like tidy sums of money 1322 01:55:53,643 --> 01:55:57,845 Interesting man. Where are you from? - Allahabad 1323 01:55:58,477 --> 01:56:01,939 Aha, you look that type 1324 01:56:02,439 --> 01:56:04,231 Sir, one more large? 1325 01:56:05,482 --> 01:56:07,313 Bring it on then 1326 01:56:08,985 --> 01:56:11,356 What's happening here? 1327 01:56:11,447 --> 01:56:15,990 You're smoking in front of your baby? - How the hell can he see me? 1328 01:56:16,120 --> 01:56:18,573 Babies know everything. - How can they know everything? 1329 01:56:18,623 --> 01:56:19,783 Stop it 1330 01:56:20,914 --> 01:56:25,288 I get the feeling l'm her baby 1331 01:56:25,878 --> 01:56:27,499 And he who is he? 1332 01:56:27,629 --> 01:56:29,041 I.. am.. - He is.. 1333 01:56:29,171 --> 01:56:31,793 Whoever, doesn't matter. Come on 1334 01:56:31,883 --> 01:56:35,756 Women.. are like this only. - How and how do you think women are? 1335 01:56:36,506 --> 01:56:41,090 Oye, don't stoke my anger. - Hello, what's happening here? 1336 01:56:41,430 --> 01:56:45,554 A fight can't you see? - That I can, but why? 1337 01:56:45,844 --> 01:56:50,308 Private matters of husband-wife! How meddlesome 1338 01:56:50,438 --> 01:56:52,269 Please stub that out 1339 01:56:52,599 --> 01:56:54,981 You look like a long lost father! 1340 01:56:55,232 --> 01:56:56,813 Ought to be setting an example for him 1341 01:56:57,233 --> 01:57:00,736 And you better come along. I'm checking out the rooms in this hotel 1342 01:57:01,907 --> 01:57:03,489 Don't take too long 1343 01:57:06,951 --> 01:57:09,743 Don't come back in an hour or two. 1344 01:57:09,953 --> 01:57:11,454 Spoilt the mood for no rhyme or reason 1345 01:57:12,285 --> 01:57:14,577 You seem to be much fallen-in-love 1346 01:57:18,369 --> 01:57:22,873 You've never fallen.. in love? 1347 01:57:27,927 --> 01:57:29,589 Once, a little 1348 01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:32,381 What? 1349 01:57:33,591 --> 01:57:35,223 A little 1350 01:57:39,977 --> 01:57:46,142 In a summer of Delhi I came upon her 1351 01:57:47,233 --> 01:57:51,526 Every single day on bus number 481 .. 1352 01:57:52,317 --> 01:57:54,359 I would fall all over myself to vacate the ladies' seat.. 1353 01:57:54,449 --> 01:57:57,651 and she would sit down with the sweetest smile 1354 01:58:00,824 --> 01:58:03,695 For a whole year.. - You never spoke? 1355 01:58:04,327 --> 01:58:10,541 When our eyes were saying so much how could words dare to interfere? 1356 01:58:13,253 --> 01:58:14,335 But.. 1357 01:58:16,666 --> 01:58:19,549 I can shower her with gifts, can't l? 1358 01:58:19,919 --> 01:58:25,673 So every week, I'd fall over myself to give her my gift 1359 01:58:25,724 --> 01:58:27,425 And she.. - Would smile? 1360 01:58:27,515 --> 01:58:29,097 And take it - Yes. 1361 01:58:29,427 --> 01:58:33,599 And l'm sure that one day, in return for all my gifts she would give me.. 1362 01:58:33,729 --> 01:58:39,855 that one big gift I've been waiting for. - So did the gift arrive? 1363 01:58:39,985 --> 01:58:41,776 Winter arrived 1364 01:58:44,489 --> 01:58:46,320 On the 21st of December.. 1365 01:58:47,110 --> 01:58:51,694 wrapped in a maroon shawl and a warm smile.. 1366 01:58:51,744 --> 01:58:54,737 she stepped into the bus. Radiance on her face and in her hands.. 1367 01:58:54,827 --> 01:59:01,662 a Golden Bakery box. Inside that box.. 1368 01:59:02,202 --> 01:59:07,997 were the world's most beautiful heart shaped.. you know.. 1369 01:59:10,089 --> 01:59:12,420 heart-shaped pastries 1370 01:59:12,510 --> 01:59:14,001 Wow! - Yes. 1371 01:59:15,303 --> 01:59:19,597 And then for the first time in a year.. 1372 01:59:21,638 --> 01:59:25,141 she spoke her first words to me 1373 01:59:30,685 --> 01:59:32,516 Please.. 1374 01:59:33,777 --> 01:59:37,981 would you distribute these pastries to all the passengers 1375 01:59:38,071 --> 01:59:40,773 I just got engaged 1376 01:59:47,989 --> 01:59:48,949 Sorry. 1377 01:59:49,039 --> 01:59:51,081 Ei handsome - Yes! 1378 01:59:52,993 --> 01:59:54,745 What happened? 1379 02:00:18,353 --> 02:00:19,855 She's calling you 1380 02:00:21,606 --> 02:00:22,896 Who is? 1381 02:00:23,227 --> 02:00:26,559 Tonight's your night 1382 02:00:30,403 --> 02:00:36,157 Those pangs you feel in your heart have pained me too 1383 02:00:38,158 --> 02:00:42,742 Why not drown our pains tonight? 1384 02:00:44,083 --> 02:00:45,705 Nice 1385 02:00:53,501 --> 02:01:00,677 Rare are those moments in life when desire calls 1386 02:01:03,428 --> 02:01:07,762 Come into my arms, or come and slit my throat 1387 02:01:20,313 --> 02:01:21,943 Oh forget it.. 1388 02:01:22,314 --> 02:01:25,607 this give and take of hearts takes a lot of heart.. 1389 02:01:25,697 --> 02:01:31,571 and doing it so boldly for the world to see.. it's a woman's art you see 1390 02:01:32,412 --> 02:01:35,455 In this winning and losing of hearts what are men worth? 1391 02:01:39,207 --> 02:01:45,421 His ruthless gaze.. 1392 02:01:45,883 --> 02:01:51,967 tore up the street.. took me apart 1393 02:01:52,718 --> 02:02:04,187 It ran a razor's edge down the willing side of my heart 1394 02:02:06,349 --> 02:02:12,694 Wow! Wow! 1395 02:02:44,048 --> 02:02:47,632 I fall to restless pieces.. 1396 02:02:49,222 --> 02:02:52,515 don't look at me that way 1397 02:02:54,266 --> 02:02:59,310 I fall to restless pieces, don't look at me that way 1398 02:02:59,391 --> 02:03:09,779 A townful of men in ruin surrenders to what I say 1399 02:03:09,859 --> 02:03:15,033 I fall to restless pieces, don't look at me that way 1400 02:03:15,113 --> 02:03:20,247 A townful of men in ruin surrenders to what I say 1401 02:03:20,327 --> 02:03:26,663 I stretch with desire, I take my bow 1402 02:03:26,753 --> 02:03:29,705 I stretch with desire.. 1403 02:03:29,795 --> 02:03:31,045 come touch me now 1404 02:03:31,125 --> 02:03:38,882 Night eyes.. 1405 02:03:38,972 --> 02:03:43,766 night eyes.. your night eyes.. 1406 02:03:54,274 --> 02:03:59,728 The moon sleeps inside those night eyes 1407 02:03:59,859 --> 02:04:05,283 Night eyes, your night eyes Night falls inside those night eyes 1408 02:04:33,966 --> 02:04:37,639 These sighs you swore, wrote them in kohl 1409 02:04:39,270 --> 02:04:43,604 Come to life inside these eyes 1410 02:04:43,684 --> 02:04:48,978 That kiss you left on my handkerchief 1411 02:04:49,648 --> 02:04:53,612 I knot it until it dies 1412 02:04:54,282 --> 02:04:56,905 Oh your words are wisps from incense bowls 1413 02:04:56,985 --> 02:04:59,576 You waft in lazy like the warm wind rolls 1414 02:04:59,656 --> 02:05:02,279 Oh your words are wisps from incense bowls 1415 02:05:02,409 --> 02:05:05,241 You waft in lazy like the warm wind rolls 1416 02:05:05,331 --> 02:05:09,784 I bow, I stretch.. come touch me 1417 02:05:09,874 --> 02:05:20,673 I stretch with desire, I take my bow 1418 02:05:20,753 --> 02:05:44,062 night eyes.. your night eyes.. 1419 02:05:44,112 --> 02:05:49,236 Night eyes, my night eyes You're a shadow inside my night eyes 1420 02:05:49,326 --> 02:05:54,870 night eyes.. your night eyes.. 1421 02:06:23,683 --> 02:06:32,149 Ask private questions, brook no lies 1422 02:06:34,191 --> 02:06:38,445 Hide under those veil-like lids 1423 02:06:39,446 --> 02:06:43,159 The curtains behind which she shies 1424 02:06:44,029 --> 02:06:54,918 No curtains hide my pain, no lies try to guard me 1425 02:06:55,038 --> 02:06:59,872 I bow, I stretch.. come touch me 1426 02:06:59,962 --> 02:07:10,340 I stretch with desire, I take my bow 1427 02:07:10,470 --> 02:07:44,707 night eyes.. your night eyes.. 1428 02:07:56,967 --> 02:08:00,340 You are mine in the memories of old stone cities 1429 02:08:00,470 --> 02:08:03,553 Our songs still echo in those forlorn cities 1430 02:08:03,633 --> 02:08:06,885 From the south gate arch to where the north gate lies.. 1431 02:08:07,015 --> 02:08:10,058 you and I are lore set in stone cities 1432 02:08:10,138 --> 02:08:14,431 I hear the call of the saint on the wall 1433 02:08:14,521 --> 02:08:18,855 And swear by the black beauty of your eyes 1434 02:08:18,945 --> 02:08:23,569 I'm the guardian from evil your eyes never had 1435 02:08:23,649 --> 02:08:28,111 I'll suffuse them with smiles so they never look sad 1436 02:08:28,201 --> 02:08:30,033 Oh your words are wisps from incense bowls 1437 02:08:30,154 --> 02:08:31,995 You waft in lazy like the warm wind rolls 1438 02:08:32,115 --> 02:08:34,287 Oh your words are wisps from incense bowls 1439 02:08:34,407 --> 02:08:36,698 You waft in lazy like the warm wind rolls 1440 02:08:36,789 --> 02:08:45,296 Come touch me, oh touch me, oh touch me now 1441 02:08:45,376 --> 02:09:22,735 night eyes.. your night eyes.. 1442 02:09:38,627 --> 02:09:42,631 I love the way you sway 1443 02:09:43,051 --> 02:09:46,634 Madam, I am your only Adam 1444 02:09:46,764 --> 02:09:53,509 Night eyes.. oh the dark of her nights in my eyes 1445 02:09:53,639 --> 02:09:58,063 Why do you dole out free drinks? 1446 02:09:58,563 --> 02:10:06,150 Why give free drinks, you fool! How will you run your hotel? 1447 02:10:10,153 --> 02:10:11,404 Anyway.. 1448 02:10:12,655 --> 02:10:15,617 I enjoyed your company 1449 02:10:17,448 --> 02:10:22,913 I feel satisfied and a little in love 1450 02:10:23,743 --> 02:10:31,670 And it helped me forget those two 1451 02:10:34,503 --> 02:10:41,678 Forget them.. you've nothing to do with those scoundrels 1452 02:10:47,182 --> 02:10:49,605 Generally.. 1453 02:10:54,267 --> 02:10:57,981 I don't take to strangers too well 1454 02:10:59,733 --> 02:11:02,234 But I don't know.. 1455 02:11:04,867 --> 02:11:07,778 I don't know why the two of you have.. 1456 02:11:08,119 --> 02:11:13,663 ..touched my heart 1457 02:11:16,416 --> 02:11:20,039 We've done what? - Touched my heart.. 1458 02:11:22,170 --> 02:11:26,544 you could've been my children 1459 02:11:28,255 --> 02:11:31,718 You haven't told us your name. - You haven't told.. 1460 02:11:32,388 --> 02:11:34,639 My name is Dashrath 1461 02:11:35,641 --> 02:11:41,305 Dashrath Singh, Deputy Commissioner of Police 1462 02:11:41,395 --> 02:11:42,976 You're a police' wallah? 1463 02:11:46,189 --> 02:11:50,063 What did you think? Balloon' wallah? 1464 02:11:54,445 --> 02:11:56,407 Why what's come over you? 1465 02:11:58,158 --> 02:12:00,201 What's it? - Rickshaw' wallah.. 1466 02:12:00,281 --> 02:12:01,992 Sit in the rickshaw 1467 02:12:02,072 --> 02:12:05,165 Go on, take him home. - Yes, take me home 1468 02:12:05,245 --> 02:12:07,366 It's very late. - Very late at night 1469 02:12:07,496 --> 02:12:10,619 Take me to the airport.. 1470 02:12:10,709 --> 02:12:14,081 no not there 1471 02:12:14,631 --> 02:12:21,257 I'm going to Police Lines. - Go on, quick 1472 02:12:29,723 --> 02:12:33,847 Oh my God, the very same Dashrath Singh the one who's been after us? 1473 02:12:35,559 --> 02:12:40,353 My baby almost had a heart attack! That was close, let's get out of here 1474 02:12:40,733 --> 02:12:48,198 Get out? The fun's only just begun - What are you talking about? 1475 02:12:51,201 --> 02:12:57,536 Look, he never knew what we look like. He still doesn't. But now.. 1476 02:12:58,366 --> 02:13:02,790 we know who he is and we also know that.. 1477 02:13:03,751 --> 02:13:08,544 he's in charge of the security of the gold stashed at the airport 1478 02:13:10,877 --> 02:13:14,419 By God! You are.. - Vimmi, if we don't.. 1479 02:13:14,509 --> 02:13:17,091 steal the meat right from the lion's den.. 1480 02:13:17,182 --> 02:13:21,095 what did we achieve? - Your hunger's getting out of hand 1481 02:13:23,636 --> 02:13:29,431 Now we're a threesome. We'll need more food.. what do you say? 1482 02:13:31,233 --> 02:13:32,644 You'll get us killed someday 1483 02:13:39,399 --> 02:13:41,941 India's Central Bank doesn't keep its gold in any one place 1484 02:13:42,071 --> 02:13:45,785 To protect the gold from fires, floods or earthquakes.. 1485 02:13:45,905 --> 02:13:48,246 the cache is split over four different cities 1486 02:13:48,786 --> 02:13:51,409 Depending on the requirements of various banks.. 1487 02:13:51,499 --> 02:13:55,451 this gold is shuttled by air between these four cities once every week 1488 02:13:57,123 --> 02:14:01,417 How they cracked this confidential information, they haven't divulged 1489 02:14:02,508 --> 02:14:07,051 But what they did that day no one could have ever imagined 1490 02:14:08,092 --> 02:14:09,012 Not even me.. 1491 02:14:12,385 --> 02:14:16,809 Delhi-Mumbai, 9.10 pm tonight. Korpal, Puneet, Mr. 1492 02:14:16,889 --> 02:14:23,564 And Delhi-Calcutta, 9.40 pm. Sharma, Vandana, Mrs. 1493 02:14:24,685 --> 02:14:27,607 What's this other ticket for? - Backup 1494 02:14:29,489 --> 02:14:39,497 -=MTR=- 1495 02:14:41,789 --> 02:14:44,991 Why the Air Traffic Control number? - Backup 1496 02:14:45,661 --> 02:14:51,547 A back up for everything? Oye Rakesh, is there one for you too? 1497 02:14:53,008 --> 02:14:54,879 Yes - Who? 1498 02:14:56,551 --> 02:14:57,842 You 1499 02:15:00,093 --> 02:15:01,053 Smart 1500 02:16:46,637 --> 02:16:50,841 Call back the Jet airways flight to Mumbai. The bomb is ticking 1501 02:16:50,931 --> 02:16:54,594 What nonsense. A bomb on the plane? 1502 02:17:00,609 --> 02:17:03,271 Jet 9W312. Yes Delhi Control? 1503 02:17:03,481 --> 02:17:07,275 Turn back and proceed for landing on emergency runway number 2 1504 02:17:07,365 --> 02:17:08,856 There is a bomb scare 1505 02:17:08,946 --> 02:17:10,406 Delhi Control is this a joke? 1506 02:17:10,487 --> 02:17:11,567 Bomb on board, he says 1507 02:17:11,657 --> 02:17:13,739 Jet 9W312. Turning back 1508 02:17:20,785 --> 02:17:22,035 The caller's number. Get it now 1509 02:17:22,165 --> 02:17:24,168 Go get the number from them. Now! 1510 02:17:24,248 --> 02:17:26,499 We can't have the number 1511 02:17:26,579 --> 02:17:29,962 It isn't under ourjurisdiction. - As long as the gold is on board.. 1512 02:17:30,082 --> 02:17:32,875 this plane, the bomb, this airport, everything is under our jurisdiction 1513 02:18:20,082 --> 02:18:23,715 How many people knew about the gold? - Four bank employees 1514 02:18:23,755 --> 02:18:25,376 Are you implying the news was leaked? - Give me the key to the box 1515 02:18:25,466 --> 02:18:27,337 But we are not permitted to open it. - Give me the key 1516 02:18:27,467 --> 02:18:29,970 Now it's your responsibility. - The bomb might explode any time, sir 1517 02:18:30,050 --> 02:18:33,053 The bomb has exploded. Send message to headquarters. 1518 02:18:33,383 --> 02:18:35,924 I am assuming command 1519 02:18:51,146 --> 02:18:52,939 DCP Dashrath Singh here.. 1520 02:18:53,149 --> 02:18:55,030 Surround the airport area 1521 02:18:55,320 --> 02:18:58,533 Locate persons who do not have any reason to be here at this hour 1522 02:18:59,403 --> 02:19:01,615 Take suspects into custody and inform immediately 1523 02:19:01,705 --> 02:19:03,827 They received the bomb scare from this number 1524 02:19:14,716 --> 02:19:16,006 Dial 1525 02:19:20,670 --> 02:19:30,638 Ringing 1526 02:20:38,031 --> 02:20:41,694 Orange Maruti Swift 5700 1527 02:20:47,039 --> 02:20:50,832 Vimmi we'll have to ditch this car. They've spotted it. 1528 02:20:50,912 --> 02:20:52,373 Get out 1529 02:21:12,809 --> 02:21:14,641 Stop.. taxi 1530 02:21:17,353 --> 02:21:19,645 Stop.. please 1531 02:21:23,437 --> 02:21:25,860 Papa'ji, please help us! 1532 02:21:25,940 --> 02:21:28,191 I'll give you more money than you ever imagined 1533 02:21:28,321 --> 02:21:32,194 Son, for this job, I won't take money even if you give it to me.. 1534 02:21:32,274 --> 02:21:37,028 come my child, get up, you'll do fine 1535 02:21:37,158 --> 02:21:40,071 Have faith in god. Faith prevails 1536 02:21:40,201 --> 02:21:42,202 Sir, what are you saying? 1537 02:21:42,873 --> 02:21:45,665 Policemen in every hospital and nursing home? 1538 02:21:45,745 --> 02:21:47,787 We won't have men for policing the city. 1539 02:21:48,377 --> 02:21:51,830 She's in labour. She's about to deliver 1540 02:21:53,381 --> 02:21:58,425 Every child born in Delhi tonight will see a policeman's face.. 1541 02:21:58,505 --> 02:22:00,928 before anything else 1542 02:22:02,639 --> 02:22:06,892 That Dashrath Singh figured me out. 1543 02:22:07,683 --> 02:22:08,973 How are you so sure? 1544 02:22:09,143 --> 02:22:11,936 I know. 1545 02:22:12,727 --> 02:22:14,267 I saw it in his eyes.. 1546 02:22:17,731 --> 02:22:18,851 Then.. 1547 02:22:19,151 --> 02:22:23,735 in no time every hospital in Delhi will be crawling with policemen 1548 02:22:25,197 --> 02:22:28,449 Which hospital do you want to go to son? 1549 02:22:29,871 --> 02:22:32,612 The biggest.. the biggest hospital in Delhi 1550 02:22:32,702 --> 02:22:37,746 Not a hospital or nursing home, they'll go to a nondescript clinic 1551 02:22:38,917 --> 02:22:41,750 If l know that Bunty.. 1552 02:22:42,330 --> 02:22:45,833 ..he'll definitely take Babli to the biggest hospital 1553 02:22:51,468 --> 02:22:53,799 Vimmi, don't be afraid 1554 02:22:53,889 --> 02:22:56,682 This hospital is packed choc-a-bloc with newborns and their mothers 1555 02:22:56,762 --> 02:23:01,346 It'll take them ages to check each bed. But you please hurry it up 1556 02:23:01,436 --> 02:23:04,477 It isn't in my hands, bloody idiot! 1557 02:23:05,149 --> 02:23:07,850 I told you you'll get us killed someday 1558 02:23:07,940 --> 02:23:09,061 Hush 1559 02:23:09,441 --> 02:23:15,317 But hey, what life did I have before I met you? 1560 02:23:31,079 --> 02:23:32,960 Is everything all right? - Yes 1561 02:23:35,293 --> 02:23:36,964 Papa'ji.. if you weren't here today.. 1562 02:23:37,084 --> 02:23:38,665 There would have been someone else 1563 02:23:39,505 --> 02:23:43,008 The Lord up there runs a regular courier service 1564 02:23:43,719 --> 02:23:47,382 He always provides for ones in need 1565 02:25:22,047 --> 02:25:24,669 Those two have fled the hospital but they haven't fled Delhi yet 1566 02:25:27,341 --> 02:25:29,133 Seal Delhi, sir 1567 02:25:39,811 --> 02:25:43,894 Papa'ji, all that you've done for us.. 1568 02:25:44,024 --> 02:25:47,267 One honest man would do for another 1569 02:25:49,068 --> 02:25:50,819 Papa'ji, you're kidding me 1570 02:25:52,572 --> 02:25:56,865 By now you must have figured that we aren't half as honest as we seem 1571 02:25:59,867 --> 02:26:04,030 I don't know what you've done to make these people hunt you down.. 1572 02:26:06,833 --> 02:26:11,247 but I see a simple honesty in your eyes.. 1573 02:26:13,088 --> 02:26:16,421 ..take care son 1574 02:26:19,342 --> 02:26:26,299 God bless you. 1575 02:26:51,027 --> 02:26:53,950 For the next week or so they'll be baying for our blood 1576 02:26:54,030 --> 02:27:00,325 We'll return afterwards.. but where have you hidden the gold? 1577 02:27:01,285 --> 02:27:03,208 What's your baby, a boy or a girl? 1578 02:27:05,629 --> 02:27:07,001 What will you name your baby? 1579 02:27:08,672 --> 02:27:14,176 Before you think of a name you need to see the baby at least? 1580 02:27:15,757 --> 02:27:20,221 A day has gone by, have you even taken one look at your baby? 1581 02:27:21,933 --> 02:27:27,187 Did you hold your child in your arms, even once.. once even? 1582 02:27:34,902 --> 02:27:38,736 Vimmi, you know we didn't have any time for these. 1583 02:27:40,567 --> 02:27:41,819 Had l stopped for all this.. 1584 02:27:41,949 --> 02:27:44,910 all three of us would've either been jailed or killed by now 1585 02:27:45,661 --> 02:27:47,113 Some reason for celebration! 1586 02:27:47,783 --> 02:27:51,535 The day he is born.. his parents die 1587 02:27:52,167 --> 02:27:56,169 Cursed fate to be born with! - Not his fault, is it? 1588 02:27:56,329 --> 02:27:59,002 That's what I'm saying! What wrong has he done.. 1589 02:27:59,132 --> 02:28:03,215 to deserve parents who can go to jail anytime.. 1590 02:28:03,676 --> 02:28:05,337 leaving him to rot on the streets 1591 02:28:10,471 --> 02:28:13,473 What are you trying to say? - Enough 1592 02:28:15,184 --> 02:28:18,307 I won't do this anymore. Neither will you.. 1593 02:28:22,021 --> 02:28:23,231 Then what else can we do? 1594 02:28:24,022 --> 02:28:28,235 Anything, whatever everyone else does 1595 02:28:30,487 --> 02:28:32,859 If we had to end up doing what everybody else does.. 1596 02:28:32,949 --> 02:28:34,610 why did we ever run away from home? 1597 02:28:37,203 --> 02:28:38,613 Because we were wrong 1598 02:28:44,708 --> 02:28:48,751 Now we're not free to live as we like. 1599 02:28:49,872 --> 02:28:52,755 Now we're responsible for one more life 1600 02:28:53,425 --> 02:28:54,966 How's he going to grow up? 1601 02:28:55,426 --> 02:28:57,167 How? With us.. 1602 02:28:57,219 --> 02:28:59,010 ..that's how With us? 1603 02:28:59,430 --> 02:29:01,761 And which school will he go to 1604 02:29:02,593 --> 02:29:05,765 You know this world we live in has two kinds of people. One.. 1605 02:29:06,055 --> 02:29:09,768 who waste the best years of their lives in schools and colleges. 1606 02:29:09,938 --> 02:29:12,481 And the kind who school themselves. 1607 02:29:13,021 --> 02:29:15,933 Like us. We taught us to do what we're doing 1608 02:29:16,313 --> 02:29:18,275 Which is what he'll learn? - Of course! 1609 02:29:18,565 --> 02:29:20,356 And then he'll go to jail someday? 1610 02:29:20,696 --> 02:29:22,399 Have we ever been to jail? 1611 02:29:23,149 --> 02:29:26,071 We very nearly got thrown into jail 1612 02:29:27,031 --> 02:29:32,155 I don't want my son growing up behind bars.. 1613 02:29:33,327 --> 02:29:35,328 or dying young on the run 1614 02:29:36,709 --> 02:29:42,203 Do you remember agreeing on all our marriage vows except.. 1615 02:29:42,665 --> 02:29:44,666 We'll be Bunty-Babli for the rest of our lives 1616 02:29:44,796 --> 02:29:48,669 And we'll live out all our dreams. - Except.. 1617 02:29:49,800 --> 02:29:53,053 Except? - Leave that to me 1618 02:29:53,673 --> 02:29:54,674 Okay 1619 02:29:55,304 --> 02:29:57,265 This is the exception Rakesh 1620 02:29:58,097 --> 02:30:00,968 You're getting over-emotional about this motherhood business 1621 02:30:04,892 --> 02:30:08,895 But now l am whatever l am. Now I want to hear your decision 1622 02:30:09,566 --> 02:30:12,357 Choose. lt's either this life.. or a life together 1623 02:30:29,371 --> 02:30:30,792 So what have you decided? 1624 02:30:35,296 --> 02:30:37,127 What'll I do without the two of you? 1625 02:30:44,884 --> 02:30:46,885 Those marriage vows weren't mere words 1626 02:30:51,679 --> 02:30:53,311 Fursatganj or Pankinagar? 1627 02:30:55,022 --> 02:30:56,513 Is it you that's saying this or? 1628 02:30:59,355 --> 02:31:00,646 Bunty and Rakesh. Both 1629 02:31:08,733 --> 02:31:10,484 What? - Tickets 1630 02:31:14,617 --> 02:31:17,159 Since when are we buying tickets? - From today 1631 02:31:18,871 --> 02:31:20,662 Why become so damn honest? 1632 02:31:30,130 --> 02:31:33,001 Oye Rakesh, you're in love 1633 02:31:35,214 --> 02:31:36,795 Oh all right 1634 02:31:39,717 --> 02:31:46,352 Rakesh my boy, this world we live in has two kinds of men. One.. 1635 02:31:46,392 --> 02:31:48,263 the kind that thinks twice before getting married 1636 02:31:48,433 --> 02:31:51,476 And the kind that thinks afterwards like you, you idiot 1637 02:31:54,609 --> 02:31:57,771 Two tickets for Fursatganj 1638 02:31:58,151 --> 02:31:59,363 Name? 1639 02:32:00,073 --> 02:32:01,774 Rakesh Trivedi, Vimmi Trivedi 1640 02:32:05,368 --> 02:32:06,949 Bunty and Babli 1641 02:32:09,621 --> 02:32:12,323 You've had a long run. You must be tired 1642 02:32:44,059 --> 02:32:45,349 Rakesh. 1643 02:32:50,944 --> 02:32:52,275 Can we have some water? 1644 02:32:54,407 --> 02:32:55,567 Die of thirst dog! 1645 02:32:56,908 --> 02:32:58,609 Not for me. For the two of them 1646 02:33:22,338 --> 02:33:23,839 You won't believe me.. 1647 02:33:24,761 --> 02:33:26,802 ..but we quit being crooks half an hour ago 1648 02:33:29,475 --> 02:33:31,096 Absolutely right, I won't believe you. 1649 02:33:33,267 --> 02:33:35,019 - But if l insist I'm telling the truth? 1650 02:33:35,149 --> 02:33:39,141 I'll start doing right now what I had planned to do to you in jail 1651 02:33:41,814 --> 02:33:44,697 Why are you looking at me like that? - He's telling the truth 1652 02:33:45,277 --> 02:33:48,989 Guaranteed by you, India's biggest bonafide liar? 1653 02:33:50,201 --> 02:33:51,612 I'm not lying 1654 02:33:51,742 --> 02:33:55,075 A dog's tail insists it became ramrod straight half an hour ago? 1655 02:33:55,245 --> 02:33:56,866 You're as old as my father.. 1656 02:33:58,537 --> 02:34:00,749 ..no one's had the cheek to talk to her like that 1657 02:34:01,120 --> 02:34:04,371 So you respect your elders now, do you? - And why shouldn't we? 1658 02:34:04,463 --> 02:34:07,004 Now don't tell me you pray first thing every morning too! 1659 02:34:07,084 --> 02:34:08,465 She does 1660 02:34:08,715 --> 02:34:12,338 So? - So what! 1661 02:34:13,179 --> 02:34:15,091 Now you pray to your heart's content in jail! 1662 02:34:15,841 --> 02:34:19,303 It's all your fault now suffer. - My fault? 1663 02:34:19,555 --> 02:34:22,977 Who's idea was it to go straight? - It was for a good cause.. 1664 02:34:23,097 --> 02:34:25,929 do you want your son to go to jail? - So where's he going now? 1665 02:34:26,310 --> 02:34:32,774 Now I see how the two of you have been fooling people for years 1666 02:34:36,648 --> 02:34:38,189 Pappu is hungry 1667 02:34:39,279 --> 02:34:42,492 Pappu? When did we start calling him Pappu? 1668 02:34:42,742 --> 02:34:44,323 Got to call him something no? 1669 02:34:44,533 --> 02:34:47,196 You're thinking of the gold all the time 1670 02:34:50,539 --> 02:34:56,003 Let's step outside for a while 1671 02:34:58,044 --> 02:35:00,297 I'm not going anywhere. - Up 1672 02:35:03,469 --> 02:35:08,383 Darned luck. No one ever caught us when we were in the thick of it 1673 02:35:09,673 --> 02:35:11,305 But the moment we quit.. 1674 02:35:13,767 --> 02:35:16,429 Why did you get into all this? 1675 02:35:22,524 --> 02:35:24,395 I wanted to become someone important. 1676 02:35:26,027 --> 02:35:27,398 And.. you became? 1677 02:35:29,529 --> 02:35:32,322 You won't understand. - Why.. 1678 02:35:33,863 --> 02:35:35,285 why won't I understand? 1679 02:35:36,575 --> 02:35:38,827 Because he never did. - Who? 1680 02:35:40,579 --> 02:35:41,910 My father 1681 02:35:45,253 --> 02:35:46,743 He's just like you 1682 02:35:50,417 --> 02:35:52,748 You're trying to con me again 1683 02:36:00,635 --> 02:36:03,596 May l? - A smoke? Sure.. 1684 02:36:06,519 --> 02:36:07,600 Where are you going? 1685 02:36:08,811 --> 02:36:10,763 If she sees me smoking she'll scream 1686 02:36:16,067 --> 02:36:18,108 The child will stay with the mother 1687 02:36:27,576 --> 02:36:29,277 What's the use of crying now? 1688 02:36:31,199 --> 02:36:34,031 Should've considered this beforehand. - What else to do? 1689 02:36:36,833 --> 02:36:39,875 Become a ticket collector and collect ten rupee bribes all my life? 1690 02:36:49,593 --> 02:36:50,795 You can come in 1691 02:37:09,689 --> 02:37:11,941 We'll have to make a phone call to your home or mine 1692 02:37:12,652 --> 02:37:15,313 We certainly can't take him with us. 1693 02:37:15,443 --> 02:37:17,315 No, it won't come to that 1694 02:37:17,736 --> 02:37:19,026 I'll figure something. 1695 02:37:19,116 --> 02:37:21,699 And con ourselves out of this one too? 1696 02:37:21,829 --> 02:37:23,370 What else to do? 1697 02:37:25,201 --> 02:37:27,323 Take with me to jail.. 1698 02:37:27,994 --> 02:37:29,705 ..the very son for whose sake I gave up everything? 1699 02:37:34,459 --> 02:37:36,001 What justice! 1700 02:37:38,092 --> 02:37:40,793 Jails are for reforming. 1701 02:37:41,135 --> 02:37:43,296 And here, three people are being jailed 1702 02:37:43,386 --> 02:37:46,469 Two of whom have reformed and a third who's completely innocent 1703 02:37:47,850 --> 02:37:50,971 Don't worry Vimmi. 1704 02:37:51,183 --> 02:37:54,014 I'll crack a plan. - What plan Rakesh? 1705 02:37:54,354 --> 02:37:56,517 We've run out of plans 1706 02:38:03,022 --> 02:38:05,563 Vimmi do you have any idea what jails are like? 1707 02:38:11,569 --> 02:38:13,610 How will you spend so many years inside one? 1708 02:38:17,914 --> 02:38:23,618 Let's do something, l'll take the blame for everything 1709 02:38:25,919 --> 02:38:29,252 Then you're free to go home to Fursatganj with the baby 1710 02:38:32,465 --> 02:38:34,797 All you wanted was to become a model 1711 02:38:37,339 --> 02:38:39,300 I dragged you into this whole thing 1712 02:38:44,224 --> 02:38:49,808 You can't even make a cup of tea for yourself. 1713 02:38:50,519 --> 02:38:53,021 In jail.. how? - I'll manage Vimmi.. 1714 02:38:53,732 --> 02:38:56,695 ..don't worry about me 1715 02:38:57,525 --> 02:39:01,107 Have you ever managed to do anything alone? 1716 02:39:02,949 --> 02:39:08,073 In any case, Bunty is nothing without Babli 1717 02:39:32,053 --> 02:39:33,343 Get up 1718 02:39:34,054 --> 02:39:35,345 Unlock yourselves.. 1719 02:39:36,685 --> 02:39:38,057 I can't do it.. 1720 02:39:39,728 --> 02:39:41,729 We're nearing the railway signal on the outskirts of Delhi 1721 02:39:43,852 --> 02:39:45,683 The train halts there for two minutes 1722 02:39:47,775 --> 02:39:49,566 The two of.. 1723 02:39:50,196 --> 02:39:54,650 the three of you can get off and go wherever you wish 1724 02:39:56,071 --> 02:39:58,784 No one recognises Bunty and Babli except me 1725 02:40:01,745 --> 02:40:03,327 And no one ever will 1726 02:40:23,383 --> 02:40:26,345 Sir.. - Shut up. Not a word 1727 02:40:27,677 --> 02:40:29,558 Or l just might change my mind 1728 02:40:31,059 --> 02:40:32,391 Get going 1729 02:40:35,022 --> 02:40:38,775 That's enough 1730 02:41:02,585 --> 02:41:06,297 Whether it was my life's biggest mistake.. 1731 02:41:06,797 --> 02:41:08,919 ..or their best con act, I didn't know 1732 02:41:10,760 --> 02:41:14,304 But policemen are human too, believe it or not.. 1733 02:41:15,674 --> 02:41:17,305 we wear those uniforms only on our body, 1734 02:41:17,385 --> 02:41:19,928 ..at heart we're as vulnerable as babies 1735 02:41:22,641 --> 02:41:25,892 I believed I had destroyed Bunty-Babli, 1736 02:41:26,683 --> 02:41:29,145 so l let Rakesh and Vimmi go.. 1737 02:41:30,146 --> 02:41:37,693 because l think the law needs to destroy crime, not lives 1738 02:41:39,153 --> 02:41:42,365 The bank's gold was recovered from the spot Babli had indicated 1739 02:41:43,327 --> 02:41:47,529 The recoveries continued for months afterwards.. 1740 02:41:47,951 --> 02:41:54,085 monies and valuables stolen by Bunty and Babli 1741 02:41:54,375 --> 02:41:57,787 I think they had told me the truth about going back.. 1742 02:41:58,089 --> 02:42:02,251 to live respectable, honest lives like their parents 1743 02:42:10,468 --> 02:42:13,721 Rakesh'ji could you perhaps increase the pressure 1744 02:42:18,685 --> 02:42:20,356 What a joy 1745 02:42:23,819 --> 02:42:28,193 This world we live in has two kinds of Pappus. One.. 1746 02:42:28,573 --> 02:42:31,024 the kind who obey their parents and get to eat chocolates 1747 02:42:31,575 --> 02:42:35,868 and the kind that doesn't and gets locked up inside toilets 1748 02:42:35,948 --> 02:42:37,869 You are? - The first 1749 02:42:38,831 --> 02:42:40,822 My darling baby 1750 02:42:42,123 --> 02:42:43,785 But he didn't even drink his milk. 1751 02:42:44,625 --> 02:42:45,956 He'll eat the chocolate 1752 02:42:46,587 --> 02:42:49,709 What good are chocolates? You and your fads 1753 02:42:49,960 --> 02:42:54,043 No, I'm feeling cold.. - Forget the cold. Be fashionable 1754 02:43:00,258 --> 02:43:01,799 What are you teaching Pappu? 1755 02:43:01,889 --> 02:43:07,303 To speak the truth and pray every morning 1756 02:43:07,393 --> 02:43:10,556 Where's my son? One of his friends is waiting downstairs 1757 02:43:12,017 --> 02:43:15,600 Friends and folks in Fursatganj find all the time for fun 1758 02:43:15,730 --> 02:43:19,193 You fix the name of this city. I'll fix this friend 1759 02:43:23,365 --> 02:43:26,608 My son is genius from.. 1760 02:43:27,529 --> 02:43:29,161 childhood 1761 02:43:29,871 --> 02:43:31,112 I am very lucky 1762 02:43:31,662 --> 02:43:34,665 I got a daughter-in-law who is very very smart 1763 02:43:35,956 --> 02:43:39,919 It's such a joy to know that our son and his wife.. 1764 02:43:39,959 --> 02:43:41,540 ..have done things.. 1765 02:43:41,630 --> 02:43:44,623 so important that your department still remembers them 1766 02:43:46,674 --> 02:43:52,299 Never told folks at home what all you achieved? 1767 02:43:53,549 --> 02:43:56,182 Maybe you should tell us 1768 02:43:58,805 --> 02:44:00,596 Nervous already? 1769 02:44:02,937 --> 02:44:04,519 A scam is in the offing 1770 02:44:06,940 --> 02:44:08,521 Huge scam 1771 02:44:11,484 --> 02:44:12,695 Sir.. 1772 02:44:14,607 --> 02:44:18,901 I swear by my son, l've given it up 1773 02:44:20,451 --> 02:44:22,953 I've no idea of what scams are happening 1774 02:44:24,205 --> 02:44:27,036 For three years now, I'm following a work-home-work routine 1775 02:44:27,116 --> 02:44:30,499 This scam has got to be stopped. - Then go ahead and stop it 1776 02:44:36,834 --> 02:44:38,255 We cannot stop it 1777 02:44:39,547 --> 02:44:40,968 Who else can? 1778 02:44:44,931 --> 02:44:46,172 You 1779 02:44:51,306 --> 02:44:55,389 Please save us from this life of honesty and respectfulness. Please. 1780 02:44:55,519 --> 02:44:57,771 Is it just you, or.. - Both of us. 1781 02:44:59,813 --> 02:45:04,737 I'd choose death over making mango pickle. 1782 02:45:05,107 --> 02:45:06,988 I'd rather die, Rakesh. 1783 02:45:26,214 --> 02:45:29,707 Have faith in God. Faith prevails. 1784 02:45:31,168 --> 02:45:33,379 One step, two steps, he steps it up, swings it 1785 02:45:33,509 --> 02:45:35,881 pumps it, struts his stuff. Meet Bunty. 1786 02:45:38,763 --> 02:45:40,965 Minute by minute, she turns it up, spins it 1787 02:45:41,055 --> 02:45:43,557 so you can't get enough. Meet Babli. 1788 02:45:49,983 --> 02:45:53,315 Swami.. Bunty Ramaswami. 1789 02:45:53,395 --> 02:45:56,568 Mandalam.. Babli Cholamandalam. 1790 02:45:57,238 --> 02:46:00,901 Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli 1791 02:46:00,991 --> 02:46:02,322 They maybe two, but they're too much. 1792 02:46:02,402 --> 02:46:05,535 Once upon a time he told me that he was in the business of cleaning 1793 02:46:05,615 --> 02:46:08,407 So l put them on the job of cleaning up society 1794 02:46:08,617 --> 02:46:12,040 Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli 1795 02:46:12,160 --> 02:46:16,954 They maybe two, but they're too much.