1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,680 BUNTY AND BABLI 4 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,120 This is India. 5 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,280 Shining bright. 6 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,320 Inviting to fulfill your dreams. 7 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,440 Come and fulfill them. 8 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,920 If you have the hunger 9 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,120 come, satisfy it. 10 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,320 Respect, fame, money, power will befriend you. 11 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,480 Your life will be a never-ending dream. 12 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,640 This is the scintillating India 13 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,520 that Bunty and Babli dreamt of. 14 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:38,080 And here is the reality they lived in. 15 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:43,160 This India teaches you to dream as big as your reach. 16 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,320 To be as hungry as you can afford to be. 17 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,840 To move only in line. 18 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:55,280 Move up, but not on anybody’s shoulder. 19 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,000 Respect, honesty, compassion. 20 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,840 These should be your principles. 21 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,760 Well, this also is India. 22 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,720 The India where Bunty and Babli grew up. 23 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,760 But where they felt suffocated. 24 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:17,120 This world has two kinds of people. 25 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,200 One who do the same work all their life. 26 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,880 The other who do various works in one lifetime. 27 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:29,080 This was their philosophy, not mine. And they lived up to it. 28 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,880 And boy, did they prove it! In a way that's unheard of in the past 29 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,800 and would remain thus in the future. 30 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:36,760 LUCKNOW 31 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,920 BULANDSHAHAR 32 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:42,160 Nobody could fathom the amount of fun and thrill they gathered in one lifetime. 33 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,320 DELHI IS NOT FAR. 34 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,440 AGRA 35 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,400 Maybe they didn't too. 36 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,440 HRISHIKESH 37 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,120 Or maybe they did! 38 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:11,000 From small towns And boring afternoons 39 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,440 I’m packing and moving out. 40 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,320 The rains are light The river is low 41 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:25,440 I’ll cruise along the sea. 42 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:47,080 I’m on my way, O Ramchandra 43 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:51,000 I’m on my way, O Ramchandra 44 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,560 Chugga chugga, chugga chugga The smoke billows 45 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,800 Chugga chugga, chugga chugga The whistle blows 46 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,360 Chugga chugga, chugga chugga It's calling me 47 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:38,040 Make way for me 48 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:42,320 I want to touch the clouds 49 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,240 I want to engrave my name there 50 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,040 With large blocks of coal 51 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,920 I’ll build my home on the road 52 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:58,240 Across the moon 53 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,560 From small towns And boring afternoons 54 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:09,200 I’m packing and moving out 55 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,400 The rains are light The river is low 56 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,600 I’ll cruise along the sea 57 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:31,440 I’m on my way, O Ramchandra 58 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,000 I’m on my way, O Ramchandra 59 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,680 Chugga chugga, chugga chugga The smoke billows 60 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,080 Chugga chugga, chugga chugga The whistle blows 61 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,200 I move as the cool winds 62 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,080 Caress my hair 63 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:22,240 I am the earth I’m the sky 64 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,920 And the world is behind me 65 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:30,000 The moon adorns my forehead 66 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,320 I dwell among the stars 67 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,120 It's my call for sure 68 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,720 Oh, it is my call for sure 69 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,080 -It won’t come. -It will. 70 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,120 -Won’t come. -Will! 71 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,120 Go and bathe in the alley. 72 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,560 Or you’ll have to wait your lifetime. 73 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:22,400 You’ll keep pushing me. There are other people there. 74 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,640 -What? -Ma... this is... 75 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:30,520 This world has two kinds of people. The first crowds around taps. 76 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,840 The second installs taps 77 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,520 to avoid queues at taps. 78 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,840 -I belong to the second category. -Big deal! 79 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,840 You spent forty rupees on this! 80 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:44,720 -How much more will you spend? -Don’t nag. 81 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,640 This is not an expense Its an investment. 82 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,800 Today you spend fifty rupees on it. 83 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:55,720 Tomorrow you install this shower at the roadside and charge people. 84 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,880 Two rupees fifty paise for five persons a day. 85 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,400 Investment recovered in twenty days. 86 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,720 Then two rupees fifty paise profit a day. 87 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,040 Enough. You’re giving me a headache. 88 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,000 This is the problem with Fursatganj. 89 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,120 People get a headache if I discuss ideas. 90 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,040 Remember my chit fund idea? 91 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,600 -There’s a finance company in Lucknow... -Enough! 92 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,560 I’m telling you, you’ll end up in jail one day. 93 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,320 There! Told you! 94 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,760 Why won’t it? It will come. 95 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,520 How else would he drown otherwise? 96 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,840 Why? What’s up? 97 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,320 Today was your interview at the Railways! You did not go? 98 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,680 I did! Pandeyji had called. 99 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,640 He said before recommending him, 100 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,560 make sure he attends the interview! 101 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:02,840 I put my career on the line to arrange another one tomorrow. 102 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,440 Thank god he allowed it. 103 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,160 He might have, but I am not willing. 104 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,000 Rakesh, don’t fool around all the time. 105 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,240 I don’t want to be a ticket collector. 106 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,240 Then what will you do? Invent absurd schemes all your life? 107 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,080 All of Fursatganj makes fun of you. 108 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,560 You want to add fuel it? 109 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,920 Donkeys live in Fursatganj. 110 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,560 They can only feed on grass and carry loads. 111 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,440 I will do neither. 112 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,640 -You’ll become a Birla, Tata or Ambani! -Why not? 113 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,080 Did they fall from the sky? They were born on this land. 114 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,640 They were born on the land. You don’t seem to walk on it! 115 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,480 Father don’t start again! 116 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,680 I’ve said it time and again. 117 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,920 I’m not going to waste my live on a boring job. 118 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,760 I’ve worked for thirty years. 119 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,400 Have I wasted my life? 120 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,480 Father, you’ve served the government all your life. 121 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,680 Have they done anything for you? 122 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:25,240 35 years wearing this worn out coat on the same route. 123 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,240 Does one passenger remember you? 124 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,920 Tomorrow if you pass away, 125 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,560 will it affect anyone other than mother and me? 126 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,800 Will the trains come to a halt for a day? 127 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:43,120 Father your life has no respect, fun or aim. 128 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:56,000 This black coat shames you. 129 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:03,120 When I go to the city people bow to me. 130 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:11,480 Shopkeepers stand up for me. TC Sir, Trivedi is on the way. 131 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,600 All because... 132 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,320 of this coat. 133 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:28,320 It's untainted as I’ve never been dishonest. 134 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,600 That is my pride. 135 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,240 Rakesh. 136 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,920 The interview is at 9 am tomorrow. 137 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,920 Either be there or go away 138 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,080 and live your life. 139 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,840 Because I can’t live according to your standards. 140 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,920 Forgive me. 141 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,800 You’re beautiful, 142 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,480 so are you... 143 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,400 you’re no less. 144 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,880 Go easy on the lipstick... 145 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,320 Shouldn’t look cheap. 146 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,160 One tip for you. 147 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,880 Slit clothes don’t make you sexy. 148 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,880 There should be something in the eyes. Like this. 149 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,880 Dear, God. 150 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 This girl is nuts! 151 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:06,600 Madam, if worshiping beauty is madness, I plead guilty. 152 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:11,280 If making a mark is madness, I’m guilty. 153 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,760 If dreaming of leaving Pankhinagar 154 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,920 for a whiff of fresh air is madness, 155 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,280 then I am mad. I am mad, I am. 156 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,320 And we are going mad too! Give me that dress. 157 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,480 Sorry. I don’t believe in exposing. 158 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,120 I’ll give you a slap. 159 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,680 You’ll slit and cut up all the clothes. 160 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,240 You’ll get lakhs for these clothes. 161 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,680 There will be the auction 162 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,600 for supermodel Vimmi’s dresses. 163 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,560 Wearing which she built her dreams. 164 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:48,800 Begin your bids. One lakh one... 165 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,680 one lakh two... one lakh three. 166 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,600 -Where’s my shirt? -Oh, my God. 167 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,880 Here it is. 168 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,560 -What’s she up to? -Nothing much. Playing 169 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,760 Playing? Play all you want dear! 170 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,480 She has few more days to play anyway. 171 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,200 What are you doing? 172 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:12,400 Trying to feel shy, hearing of my marriage. 173 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,320 But it's not working. 174 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,480 Your father is right. 175 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,680 You can’t get a groom like Surinder even in big cities. 176 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,880 You’re in luck 177 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:26,200 that we got such a boy in Pankhinagar. 178 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,120 Papaji, why don’t I run away from home? 179 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,160 See! I keep saying it. Don’t allow cable in her room. 180 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,720 All day she’ll drool at those models. 181 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,080 Now she wants to run away. 182 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,080 What’s wrong with that? Let her. 183 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,280 Go ahead with it my daughter, I’m with you. 184 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:52,200 It's just eleven now. Have your food, then run away. 185 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,920 -What’s wrong with you? -Why run away on an empty stomach? 186 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,320 I-- I’m serious Papaji, I’ll run away. 187 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,920 If you talk of marrying me to that 10 out of 10. 188 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,000 Ten out of ten? 189 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,600 He used to get that in every subject. Who does that? 190 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:13,400 -He’s ideal for marriage then. -Then you marry him, forgive me. 191 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:18,160 Enough! Get ready and help your mother with the cooking. 192 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,520 I’ve called them for lunch tomorrow. 193 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,200 The marriage should be finalized by evening tea. 194 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,640 -Father, please listen... -Enough. 195 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,800 Don’t force me to scold you. 196 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,200 -Why’re you tearing up the pictures? -You don’t know? 197 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,400 You’ll be going to a new home now. 198 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,640 You’ll have to live according to their terms. 199 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:07,280 You've to follow their routine from dawn to dusk. 200 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,360 I’m your mother. 201 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,440 I want to see you happy. 202 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,800 That's why I'm telling you. Forget all this. 203 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:27,760 -Prepare for your new home. -Seems like I’m going to jail. 204 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:34,080 Don’t think so much. It’ll only bother you. 205 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,840 Do as the other girls do. You’ll be happy. 206 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,560 Mother! 207 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,160 If I request father 208 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,560 to delay my marriage, 209 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,720 will he agree? 210 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:57,480 There’s a beauty pack on the wash basin. Apply it. 211 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,800 The world's calling me. 212 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,240 The world's calling me. 213 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,520 Have hot tea! Fresh tea! 214 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,520 Can't you add more milk? 215 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,760 Add two more spoons of milk, my dear! 216 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,040 -Sir, two spoons of tea-- -Why not? 217 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,520 Sir, my glass! Sir, what are you doing? My glass. 218 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:44,560 Take it boy, Catch it. Catch it, if possible. 219 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,520 -Your name? -They call me Raj Kapoor Tewari. 220 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,520 Where’s your seat? 221 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,360 It's not in this list. It's in the other one. 222 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:14,440 I’ve talked to the TC. I’ve paid him. 223 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,480 That means you bribed him. 224 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,000 -No no... -Tell me your address. 225 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,720 Why? Is it really required? 226 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,040 See the berth number? 227 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,080 Kindly check. 228 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,160 It's 7. 229 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,280 Coach FC1 berth number seven. 230 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,560 It is for Fursatganj staff. 231 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,280 I traveled on this berth for the past three years. 232 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,000 Every TC on this division knows 233 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,080 it's for Fursatganj staff. 234 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,760 How can anyone allot it to you? 235 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,280 Could you pull the chain please? 236 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,360 TOILET 237 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:19,360 Train number 2003, from Lucknow... 238 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,400 VISHWAS FINANCE AND CHIT FUND CO. 239 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,840 Think you’re the first one to think of this idea? 240 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,280 You think we’re here for fun? 241 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,760 Every company dreams of this scheme. 242 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,160 But they fail to get 500 investors 243 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,920 who’ll put in a thousand rupees each. 244 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,480 500 investors! I can see you’re not upto it. 245 00:21:55,600 --> 00:22:00,240 OK, even if you are, where are your investors? 246 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,280 What if I say they’re with me? 247 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,240 Where? 248 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,880 Here. 249 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,480 I’ve been on it for a year. 250 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,840 I collected 500 investors from my area. 251 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:20,440 They’re willing to invest Rs. 1000 in a good company. 252 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,440 Where’re you from? 253 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,560 Fursatganj. 254 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:30,800 Fursatganj? I’ve lived there. 255 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,800 Any company, big or small 256 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,720 would not waste five minutes on such a list. 257 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,320 And you’re talking of investing. 258 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,560 No problem. Small towners like dreaming. 259 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,400 And there’s no ban on that. 260 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,120 But next time... 261 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,560 bring a unique scheme 262 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,760 that everyone does not bring. See you. 263 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,240 -Excuse me? -I’ve come for the competition. 264 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,240 It's not allowed. 265 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,680 How’ll I take part then? 266 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,360 Please Let me come in. 267 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,760 I said no. 268 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,840 Open up, I’ve come from far. 269 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,080 -I've come for the competition. -You’re late. 270 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,120 What? 271 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,480 Entries closed two days back. 272 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,000 -Has it started? -Not yet. 273 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,000 -Thank god. -I said entries are closed. 274 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,800 -But it's not started. -Don’t you understand? Entries are closed. 275 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,920 Get it opened for a minute. I’ll slip in. 276 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,920 Are you from a village. You’ll slip in? 277 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,120 This is not a village fair, that you can slip in at will. 278 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,360 Anyway you’re not up to it. 279 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,680 Stop right there. What do you mean? 280 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,400 Dreaming of being a Ms. India 281 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,240 and actually winning it are two different things. 282 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,440 You can open up a beauty parlor at your village. OK? 283 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,240 Why don’t you do it? 284 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,440 -Excuse me? -Have you seen your figure? 285 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,240 At least 10 kilos overweight. 286 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,920 There’s dye in your hair. 287 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,400 You’ve doubled lipstick to enhance your lips. 288 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,480 You know a lot about makeup. So you open a beauty parlor. 289 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,400 Listen. 290 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,320 -Yes? -Will you come with me to the washroom? 291 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:12,200 It's at the end. And dark. 292 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,760 OK. 293 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,680 You came in the morning Jhansi Mail? 294 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,600 Returning? Had some work? 295 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,840 Yeah. I came for the Miss India competition. 296 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,840 So how was it? 297 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,720 Good. Very good. 298 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,480 I got through the first round. 299 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,400 Good, good, Miss India. 300 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,040 What about you? You had some work, too? 301 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,400 No...I actually... You please sit... 302 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,200 I don’t believe in work. 303 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,760 I had a meeting. 304 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:14,480 A finance company wanted to buy a scheme of mine. 305 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,920 I keep coming. It involves lakhs. 306 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,840 You’ll become a model. 307 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,200 Yes. I will. 308 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,200 You’ll be famous. 309 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,120 So I will. 310 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,520 People will be after you. 311 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,120 Yes they will. 312 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,240 Hey, what’s up. Why’re you crying? 313 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,320 I said it casually. 314 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,080 I did not mean it in any other way. 315 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,600 Don’t feel bad. 316 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,680 I’m from a good family. I can’t even think... 317 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,560 See, everybody’s watching. 318 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,040 Oh, you poor thing. She’s unhappy. 319 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,920 Anyway. I was just sympathizing. 320 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,000 She’s OK. Thank you. 321 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,320 Mummy! 322 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,600 You’re the first girl who cries after qualifying for Miss India. 323 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,840 Handkerchief! 324 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,240 I was not selected. 325 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,920 You lied! Shameless! 326 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,920 Actually I lied too. 327 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,400 The manager did not like my scheme. 328 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,520 He did not have the guts. 329 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,480 Bloody idiot 330 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:07,560 You’re abusing me! Me! Abuse! 331 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,400 I took you to the washroom! 332 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,600 What do you think of yourself? I won't talk to you! 333 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,440 Tea. Hot tea. 334 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,200 -What if you returned? -Marriage. 335 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,120 -That’s bad! -Yes! 336 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,480 Then? 337 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,480 I'll run away. 338 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,840 You’ve already done that. You’ll do it again? 339 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,520 What now? 340 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,400 What will you do? 341 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,240 Anything other than accept defeat. And I’m not returning home. 342 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,600 Then? What's your plan? 343 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,680 -Kanpur. -Kanpur? 344 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,000 What's there in Kanpur? 345 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,040 I’ll explain my scheme to senior officials of the head office. 346 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,040 They’ll appreciate it. 347 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,000 Why don’t you come along? 348 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,000 -Me? -Yes. 349 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,880 Miss India holds many auditions in various cities. 350 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 You can try slipping in there. 351 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,400 You've run away. Might as well take part in the competition. 352 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,080 Else why run away? 353 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,760 Kanpur! 354 00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,640 OK then, I’ll see you next on TV. 355 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:06,920 Yes. Thank you. Good luck for your meeting. 356 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,040 I don’t need all that. 357 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,800 I’ll just give my presentation. 358 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,120 And the company will follow me. 359 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,800 OK then. 360 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,160 What a sharp mind! 361 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,160 It's rare, this much of smartness! 362 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,520 I must say... 363 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,400 meeting such a person once a year is enough. 364 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,200 But amazingly enough 365 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,800 I met two today. 366 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:49,200 You would not believe me. 367 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,240 Half an hour back a person came with the same scheme. 368 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,400 Who? 369 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,680 None other than Quereshi, our Lucknow branch manager. 370 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,680 Such a genius in my office and I don’t know of it? 371 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,760 He earned a bonus of ten thousand rupees. 372 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:15,840 After all, he even provided the list of 500 investors. 373 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,440 -Amazing person he is. -Where’s he staying? 374 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,400 -At the Landmark hotel. -What are you saying? 375 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:26,720 After all, why not? With such a hefty bonus! 376 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,200 If I got such a bonus, 377 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:33,280 I'd also have stayed at a big hotel. 378 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,360 -Next please. -Vimmi Saluja. 379 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,560 -Address? -2/5 Ballygunj, Pankhinagar. 380 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,120 -Here you are. -Thank you. 381 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,280 One minute. 382 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,560 This Pankhinagar, its in Lucknow district right? 383 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,440 -Is it? -Yes it's in Lucknow district. 384 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,240 Then why did you apply here? 385 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,000 Sir, what difference does it make? 386 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,600 I had come here today so I thought I’ll apply here. 387 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,600 Please leave. 388 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,160 Sir, it's only an address. 389 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,400 Rules are rules. Please leave. 390 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,560 -Please. -What please! Leave. 391 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,280 Unnecessarily over smart! 392 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:34,160 See, I can’t change the rules. 393 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,240 But if you want, 394 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,200 I can forget the rules for a moment. 395 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,200 -Is it? -Yes. 396 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,240 But you’ll have to do something for me. 397 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,760 Anything you say Sir! Anything you say. 398 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,120 You know, once you become Miss India, 399 00:32:55,200 --> 00:33:01,040 you’ll have everything. Riches, fame everything! 400 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,120 But what will I get in the deal? This same table and chair. 401 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,520 Yes Sir... But... 402 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,400 Now I don’t have much, 403 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,440 but when I become Miss India, 404 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,200 I’ll pay you. Whatever you demand Sir. 405 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,480 You did not get me. 406 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,400 You have what I want. 407 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,280 In plenty. 408 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,600 There’s no compulsion. 409 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,080 It's still five minutes before the gates close. 410 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,680 Think it over. 411 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,800 I’ll be at the table. 412 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,840 -What’s your name? -Jagjan. 413 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,800 -You make tea? -No, I serve. 414 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,520 This world has two types of people. 415 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,680 The first serve tea, the second drink it. 416 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,280 The faster you enter the second class the better. 417 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,360 Has anyone beaten you up? 418 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,760 Two cups of tea, one packet of chips. 419 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,680 Two? 420 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,240 -Why? Do you have a problem? -No. But who is the second cup for? 421 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,160 Will there be a war if I drink two cups? 422 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,120 No. 423 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,880 Then? Hello. This kid... 424 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,880 -There’s no point. -What? 425 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,920 There’s no point in being honest. 426 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,880 And getting heckled in small cities like Lucknow and Kanpur. 427 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,080 Then? 428 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,800 Mumbai! 429 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,640 There’s only one city in India that appreciates talent. 430 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,600 That’s the only place 431 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,440 where you can rise from the footpath to riches. 432 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,520 Where ideas get appreciated. 433 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,880 -How do you know? -What! 434 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:52,480 If Dhirubhai Ambani, Ratan Tata and Birla had been in Lucknow, 435 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,200 they would have run Ambani general stores, Tata flour mills 436 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,720 and Birla paan shops. 437 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,680 It's Mumbai that recognized their genius. 438 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,320 It gave them an opportunity. And see the result. 439 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,560 You’ll go there? 440 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,440 You also come along. What’ll you do here? 441 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,360 The best models are also there. 442 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,160 Forget these small timers. 443 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,320 -You'd go there if you're Ms. India. -Yes. 444 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,880 How much will the ticket cost? 445 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,840 Even I don’t have the money. 446 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,760 -Don’t worry about it. I’ll arrange. -Meaning? 447 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,040 Meaning, telling the truth is useless. 448 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,560 Now we’ll use other means. 449 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:49,600 Such as? 450 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,400 Jagjan! Where’s Landmark hotel? 451 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,240 -One whiskey. -Which brand Sir? 452 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,720 -How much is the Black Label? -Four hundred Sir. 453 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,520 -The bottle? -30 ml Sir. 454 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,800 Serve it. I’ll try an Indian whiskey for a change. 455 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,800 And don’t forget the peanuts. 456 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,080 Your bar has some class. 457 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,480 Hello Sir! 458 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,680 Fursatganj. In full Lucknow, Kanpur style! 459 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,360 So how are you here? 460 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,680 I’ll be in such places today onwards. 461 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,440 -How? -My scheme is running. 462 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,440 -That one? -No, no, not that one. 463 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,560 You handled that well. Or another year would have gone to waste. 464 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,400 It’s a different scheme. 465 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,880 What’s this about? 466 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,600 Actually what happened, 467 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:02,240 they gave me a 2% stake in the channel in return for my scheme. 468 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,360 -What channel? -A news channel. 469 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,280 You know... 470 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,920 these news media is booming. 471 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:21,280 They are returning thrice the investment in three months! 472 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,400 -Would you like a cigarette? -Is it! 473 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,640 -What’s the investment amount? -A lakh. 474 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,200 One lakh! Can it be a little less? 475 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,000 Like... I can invest something? 476 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,920 Why don’t you talk to them? 477 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,600 Introduce me. 478 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,280 -This is Mr Quereshi. -Q. Q. Quereshi. 479 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,920 He’s a close acquaintance. Q Q Quereshi. 480 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:04,360 I’m here today because of him. 481 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:18,760 Mr. Quereshi wants to invest in our channel. 482 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,640 How many lakhs will he invest? 483 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,800 He’s not that big. He wants to make a friendly buck. 484 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,320 Maybe ten thousand. 485 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,760 -Ten? -Ten? 486 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,600 -Fifteen. -Fifteen? 487 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,360 See, we don’t take such nominal amounts. 488 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,600 OK... I can’t refuse you. 489 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,400 Just one request. 490 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,040 Let this amount be between you and me. 491 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,920 No one else should know. OK? 492 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,920 No no. Promise. 493 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,440 I’ll travel to Delhi tomorrow. 494 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,840 You do one thing, take cash from him now. 495 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,160 -Go to my room and collect the receipts. -OK. 496 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,800 If he has no problem... 497 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,240 he can give me company, if he wants. 498 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,800 No... I mean no problem. 499 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,360 Ten? 500 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,880 Listen, get me the receipt. 501 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,120 You dance well. 502 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,480 Where’s the washroom? 503 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,760 Washroom? Where’s the washroom? 504 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,840 Hey, where’s the bathroom? 505 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,000 Run! 506 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,120 BAGGU'S SWEETS 507 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,320 I’m a better actor than you are. 508 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,560 -I brought him to the table. -I made him dance. 509 00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:02,040 Shall we go back and watch him dance? 510 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,640 Oh...the cash... 511 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,520 Such a sample... 512 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,720 -Your share. -You keep it 513 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,040 -Why should I? -It’s not a gift. 514 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,520 Safe custody till Mumbai. I can’t handle money. 515 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,600 By the way it was fun, wasn’t it? 516 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,840 Oh yes! 517 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,680 Move on... 518 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,520 Sit in the bus for Dehradun. 519 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,120 -Name? -Bunty. 520 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,080 And your Mrs ? 521 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,480 Babli. 522 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,240 Seat no 21 and 22. 523 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,520 Come on. 524 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,240 Bunty and Babli. What is that? 525 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,200 Just for convenience. Come on. 21 and 22. 526 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,600 Just like that? 527 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,800 Sit first. 528 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:35,680 In my childhood when I was naughty, I would blame Bunty. 529 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:40,040 -Today we're naughty, weren’t we? -And what is Babli? 530 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,000 What's wrong with it? I’m also Bunty. 531 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,200 You look like that. Bubbly sounds like a fatso. 532 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,640 Fat or slim, you’re Babli. 533 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,640 You could have asked. 534 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,560 How can I ask my wife’s name in front of him? 535 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,680 And where did the Mrs. come from? 536 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,320 He said it not me. 537 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,760 And you allowed it. 538 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:07,680 All the passengers will be staring. Mrs. Bunty! 539 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,240 What’re you doing? 540 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,160 People will think Mrs. Bunty beats her husband. 541 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:16,840 Stop it. 542 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,680 You stop it. 543 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,080 -I’m not talking to you. -Neither am I. 544 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,480 Arrogant Babli. 545 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,800 At least we managed enough to get us to Bombay. 546 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,800 With this we won’t last a week in Bombay. 547 00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,840 Then? 548 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,560 Then! 549 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:09,000 We need much more to do something meaningful there. 550 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:13,120 -But where will the money come from? -Same way as this. 551 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,080 Another victim? 552 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,480 Are you insane? What are you saying? 553 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,440 I’m not saying it. 554 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,720 It’s Bunty. 555 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,080 Bunty will instruct and I will follow? 556 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:27,920 Not you... 557 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,400 Babli will. 558 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,600 Babli? 559 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,880 -But I am Babli! -Sure. 560 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,800 Sometimes you are... 561 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,320 But only when you want to be. 562 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,040 Tell me, who are you now? 563 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,440 Bunty. And you? 564 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,520 Babli? 565 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,000 Babli Bose. Food Inspector. 566 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,120 I’ll inspect your food items. 567 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,880 I’ve heard beer is being altered here? 568 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,120 Tony, a chilled beer for Sir. 569 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,560 He shows off his moves In step by step... 570 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,040 He is Bunty 571 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,120 She swings and grooves And causes tremors in their hearts 572 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,520 She is Babli 573 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,560 They spin tops and deal their cards 574 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:46,440 And rob the world at their will 575 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,920 There’s none Who they haven’t fooled 576 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,600 And put to sleep 577 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:01,160 It’s a treat when Bunty shows his moves 578 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,160 Bunty Saluja, Tourism department. 579 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,120 We've reports about cleanliness here. We'll investigate. 580 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,880 -Inspection? How many days? -Three days. 581 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:21,080 Bunty and Babli what a pair! 582 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,800 This pair brings calamity When they’re at work 583 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,240 Treat it as yours. 584 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,920 Think of it as your own. 585 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,720 Take it away. 586 00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,080 -Which model is this? -To hell with that. 587 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,040 Where’s your husband? 588 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,640 -What husband? -Your husband? 589 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,280 Husband? Are you cracked? Bloody fool! 590 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:20,360 Intense expressions Of love like bird’s wing... 591 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:27,920 And what a flirtatious tantrums... 592 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:35,480 Beware you might meet the two on the way 593 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,840 Arguing and making up and forgiving 594 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,080 Fooling the cheaters and lairs around 595 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:49,000 Let’s go... step by step... Bunty... 596 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,040 There’s excitement in Bulandshahr 597 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,080 about the exploits of this pair who call themselves Bunty and Babli. 598 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,720 People are laughing 599 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,840 and even admiring them. 600 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,200 I don’t want the room. 601 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:58,640 I’d like the hotel. I want to buy this hotel. 602 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,120 I didn’t want to sell. 603 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,360 But seeing your background and offer 604 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,880 I’d be a fool to refuse. 605 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,080 How long will you be here? 606 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,200 -A week. -Be my guest. 607 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,200 Consider the hotel yours. 608 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,200 In between, we’ll complete the formalities. 609 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:25,280 No, I don’t want to stay before buying it. 610 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,840 I won’t take a no for an answer. Please. 611 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,840 OK, if you insist. 612 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,800 I searched all of Mussorie. Could not find them. 613 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,480 Can’t find them? Their luggage? 614 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,400 Let alone theirs, our stuff are also missing. 615 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,880 Bastards! 616 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,480 Come on let’s go 617 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:40,400 The stars swing with us 618 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,440 Oh they do 619 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,200 We’ll reach the shore 620 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,760 As soon as it is dawn 621 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,680 Baba’s miracle! 622 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,320 It’s great when people follow us. 623 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,120 Feels like we’re somebody. 624 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:15,040 A sweet fragrance around 625 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:22,600 Wherever you go bind me in love 626 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:30,240 Flying around they met up here 627 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,760 They met on their paths To fame and finds Bunty 628 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,320 The world will talk Of their deeds finds Babli 629 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,760 There story will become immortal 630 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,680 Sung hundred and thousand times... 631 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,760 There’s no tunnel here! 632 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,480 We paid him big time for that! 633 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,080 Where is Bunty guide? 634 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,320 I need to eat to focus. 635 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,600 You! No tantrums. 636 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,840 You’ll eat what’s available. 637 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,360 What’s there to cry about? 638 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,400 Why’re you crying? 639 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,640 What’s it to you? 640 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,920 I only said it’ll be difficult 641 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,640 to get food of your choice here. 642 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,440 OK, tell me what’ll you eat. 643 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,320 I’ll get it. Speak up. 644 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,480 -Mummy. -Who? 645 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,880 I am missing my mother. 646 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,120 OK... 647 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,760 ...but here? 648 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,280 Yes, I’m longing for her here. 649 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:22,720 A lot? 650 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,040 OK, carry on. 651 00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:02,440 Finished? 652 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,080 I’m on it. 653 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,160 I’m longing for her. It’s not like I’m on a toilet seat! 654 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,520 Finished! 655 00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,160 What is disturbing you? 656 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,760 When I was small, 657 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,480 Father promised 658 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,280 that he'll take us somewhere. 659 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:38,320 In all these years he could not save enough. 660 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,760 You want to send some money home? 661 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,520 You can also call them. 662 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:56,920 Come...let’s go... 663 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,800 Who's speaking? 664 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,720 Why’re you speaking? Hang up. 665 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,640 I don’t know. Seems like Vimmi. 666 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,680 Hello? Who is it? 667 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,160 Some crazy person. 668 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,080 Father! 669 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,600 It’s me. 670 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:42,360 Vimmi, my daughter, where are you? 671 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:47,320 I’m fine father, fine. 672 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,280 Vimmi, where are you? 673 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:55,440 I can’t tell you, but I’m fine. 674 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,920 My daughter... 675 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:03,080 Father, don’t tell me to return. 676 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,200 I can’t come back. 677 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:10,240 But I love you and mummy a lot. 678 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,680 Listen to me baby. 679 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:17,160 No father, I’ll hang up now. 680 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,840 I love you and Mummy. 681 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,280 Bye. My respects to you. 682 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,320 Vimmi, my daughter! 683 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:41,040 You don’t want to call home? 684 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,080 No, I don’t want to. 685 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,160 Your parents would be equally worried. 686 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,440 No one worries for me at home. 687 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,640 What are you doing here? 688 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,040 Thinking about him. 689 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,920 Where is he, how is he? 690 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,320 Do you think we were in the wrong? 691 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,320 You did what was right. 692 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,520 Have tea. You’ve to go to work. 693 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,120 Enough. Feels good? 694 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,040 If you treat money like this in Mumbai, you’ll end up in Sankhinagar in a week. 695 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,280 Pankhinagar. 696 01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:10,840 Whatever. 697 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,920 What’s there in counting? 698 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,880 You’ve spent it all anyway. 699 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,080 Me? Is it so? 700 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,560 As if you did not buy anything? 701 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,480 Where’d you get the dresses this cosmetics showroom? 702 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:28,840 The same place that this watch, jeans, shirts and this 703 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,840 cabbage like perfume has come from. 704 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,640 All this came free right! 705 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:37,800 What next? 706 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,320 I was thinking... 707 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,240 -what about an encore? -Leave it. 708 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,040 We can move to Mumbai now. 709 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,520 This world has two types of people. 710 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,400 The first who save money. 711 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,920 The second who are always short. 712 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:11,040 Tata, Birla, Ambani and us belong to the second kind. 713 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,400 That is why they are achievers. 714 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,240 Anyway, Mumbai has nothing for us now. 715 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,880 So why not one last time? 716 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,720 Just once? 717 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,680 Shall we? 718 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,080 That’s what I said. 719 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,880 You or Bunty? 720 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,200 Bunty always says so. 721 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,920 Today it’s me. 722 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,160 My sweetie-pie! 723 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:53,400 They are coming to your town They hustle then, they hustle now 724 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,520 Making money all around Never do they settle down 725 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:15,760 What is it, tell me. 726 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,400 I’m leaving for Mussorie tonight. 727 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,440 -Tomorrow is my inauguration. -Yours? 728 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,400 Not mine, the hotel’s. 729 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,200 -See Mrs... -Miss. 730 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,120 We can only deliver tomorrow morning. 731 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,800 It’s almost closing time. 732 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:45,040 We can’t stay open for one machine. 733 01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:48,840 -It’s not one. -Then. 734 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,880 -I want all. -All! 735 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,880 But if you can’t stay open... 736 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,680 No no it will stay open. 737 01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,520 I’ll open it personally. 738 01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,160 I mean I’ll get it opened. 739 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,840 Sorry, I gave you so much trouble. 740 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,120 I am game for more. 741 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,040 -Please come to my hotel. -I will. 742 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,200 Your machines are ready. 743 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,000 The balance. 744 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:17,680 I wish customers like you come everyday. 745 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,480 I wish we get shops like yours everyday. 746 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:30,040 Amazing. I have the same car. 747 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,040 Our tastes seem to match. 748 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,800 We’ll keep meeting. 749 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,280 Let’s move Mehmood. 750 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,920 You sound like someone’s chasing. 751 01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:58,280 Not today, but definitely he’ll come running tomorrow. 752 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,640 Oye Bunty, we’ve done it again. 753 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,560 Sunglasses worth three lakhs. 754 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,640 Watches worth Four lakhs. 755 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,520 Electronic items worth seven lakhs. 756 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,480 Job well done. 757 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,240 Come, I’ll treat you to Chinese food. 758 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,000 Sir, I can’t count anymore. 759 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,800 The massive heist at Bareilly center hall 760 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,080 has put the police and people in a tizzy. 761 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:58,000 According to sources the culprits are 762 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,200 the infamous pair of Bunty and Babli 763 01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:04,320 whose exploits have rocked other cities before. 764 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,200 Investigations are on 765 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:10,920 but as usual Bunty and Babli have disappeared. 766 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,640 That’s it. Tomorrow we land in Mumbai. 767 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,600 -In the morning? -Yes. 768 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,720 We won’t get time to brush. This train runs like a bullet. 769 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,480 Good. We’ll start work early. 770 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,480 You have to get contacts of models. 771 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,320 You’ll have to find the Tatas and Birlas of the city. 772 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,880 Here’s your money. 773 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,480 Why’re you always dividing the money? What’s the hurry? 774 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,280 We’ll finish off the work in hand. 775 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,800 In the morning we’ll go our different ways. 776 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:51,520 What’ll you do alone? I mean in Mumbai? 777 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,920 Rule the bathroom? 778 01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:02,040 You’ll also be happy to be alone, no one to irritate. 779 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:06,080 You didn’t irritate much? 780 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,520 Is it? 781 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,880 You acted like there’s no one worse than me. 782 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,880 I can’t believe I’ll be in Bombay tomorrow. 783 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,240 I’ll fulfill all the dreams I’ve had. 784 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:28,280 Spread your wings Come let’s fly 785 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:36,880 Come let's fly and fly 786 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:47,880 Come lets fly And experience the sky 787 01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:33,800 We’ll dance in the area of beloved 788 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:37,320 And in the streets of beloved 789 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:41,760 We’ll set the floors on fire 790 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:45,880 Let’s dance 791 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,480 I’ll dress you up with bangles On your wrist let’s dance 792 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,920 Let's put mehendi on your palms Let’s dance 793 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:57,840 And Anklets for your feet Let’s dance 794 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:03,880 Give me bangles Let’s dance 795 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,920 Put mehndi for me 796 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:07,360 Let’s dance 797 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:09,240 And anklets for my feet 798 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:12,840 Let’s dance 799 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:37,120 I've to fulfill all my dreams 800 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,560 Fate is just a toy in our hands 801 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,000 I’ll put my life on the betting table 802 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:47,560 Luck will fall in place 803 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,840 Come join me 804 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:54,240 I will show the time of your life 805 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,920 Come take me 806 01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:01,520 You have the time for my life 807 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:05,160 Let's dance near our beloved's area 808 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,720 Let's dance near our beloved's area 809 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:13,240 Let's live life to the fullest 810 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:17,760 Days never sleep here 811 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:21,040 Roads are endless and wide awake 812 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,440 In my eyes stay awake 813 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:27,520 my dreams unfulfilled 814 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:31,680 Come forth my love 815 01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:35,280 Forget everything and dance with me 816 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,920 Come forth my love 817 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:41,920 Let's forget the world And dance to our tune 818 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:45,600 Oh, let's dance on the Roads of our beloved 819 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:49,240 Oh, let's dance on the Roads of our beloved 820 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:53,120 Tonight we'll go insane 821 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,840 Burn the dance floor, my love 822 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,680 Dance, buddy 823 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:36,400 Come on, let's fly 824 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,680 Let's fly towards the sky 825 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,880 Passengers please note. 826 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:32,760 Train from Delhi to Mumbai will come at platform 36 instead of 12. 827 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,760 BUNTY AND BABLI SLIP AWAY FROM COP'S HANDS 828 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,200 Such a crowd. 829 01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:05,760 They must've come chasing their dreams, right? 830 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,800 What’s this odor? Fish right? 831 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,720 Where are the fashion shows held? 832 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,520 Get on a taxi. 833 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:14,800 And you? 834 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,720 -I’ll return. -What? 835 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:26,560 -Vimmi, I don’t want to stay in Mumbai. -Meaning? 836 01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:35,520 I only wanted to be famous. 837 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,480 So my name would get printed somewhere. 838 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:51,640 First time I’m feeling I have a unique talent. 839 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:59,280 I feel I was never Rakesh 840 01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:03,040 I was always Bunty. 841 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:05,720 And I like it that way. 842 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,640 To be honest 843 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:14,520 I’m not hardworking enough to be a Tata or an Ambani. 844 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,440 I probably don’t have the ability either. 845 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:26,080 Now it doesn’t make a difference. I’ve found my calling. 846 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,000 And I’m on my way. 847 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,800 See this. 848 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:42,400 I’ll do this all my life. 849 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:48,920 But you become a famous model. 850 01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:56,160 And take care of yourself. 851 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,720 You did all this? Alone? 852 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:03,880 -I meant... -What did you mean? 853 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:08,720 -See without you... -You can’t walk two steps. Got it! 854 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:14,240 Big deal. Being famous all alone! Who'll read your name alone? 855 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:19,000 No one. No one'll read or print about Bunty without Babli. 856 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,480 The truth is 857 01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:25,840 you’re not good enough without me. 858 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,400 Your taxi. 859 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,280 Can you manage without me? 860 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:35,760 Yes... 861 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:40,400 No. 862 01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:42,160 Can you live without me? 863 01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:44,120 Yes. 864 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:51,680 Then why are you bothered about the taxi? 865 01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:52,800 You've to go, right? 866 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,120 -Yes. -Where? 867 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,920 Wherever you’re going. 868 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:15,920 Is it you or Babli ? 869 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:19,480 What do you think? 870 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:22,520 It must be you. 871 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,240 Then what are you going to do about it? 872 01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:32,560 I’ll have to do something if you insist so much. 873 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:38,160 What are you doing? I didn't mean that. 874 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,560 It wasn’t me, it was Bunty. 875 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,000 People are watching. 876 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,880 This is Bombay. 877 01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:50,800 No one has time to watch here. 878 01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,000 Think it over. 879 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:01,320 You’ll have to share the bathroom all your life. 880 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:02,840 Done. 881 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,560 You can’t sleep on the floor alone. 882 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,320 Done. 883 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:09,280 What about your modeling career? 884 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,080 That Vimmi knows. 885 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:14,760 Who’re you? 886 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:18,320 I’m Babli. 887 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,240 I’ll always be. 888 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:45,720 It’s not worth five paise. It’s fake. 889 01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:01,600 -Who? -What? 890 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:07,360 Your name? What is your name? 891 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,400 Mahmood. 892 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,000 Comedian Mahmood? 893 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:16,800 Shall I make you laugh? 894 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,440 I’ll tell you two jokes. 895 01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:22,800 First one. 896 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,680 Mr and Mrs Housefly came out after a film. 897 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,400 Mrs Housefly says she is very tired. 898 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,560 Mr Housefly says we’ll hail a dog. 899 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,320 You’re the dog. 900 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,400 They used you to escape. 901 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,520 Were you there at night in the Center? 902 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:57,360 No Sir. 903 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,400 This is my second joke. 904 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,240 Where are they? 905 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:13,200 They’ve fled long back. 906 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:16,640 What are their names? 907 01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,800 Bunty and Babli. 908 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:26,280 Age? 909 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,760 Bunty will be around 23-24. 910 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:32,920 Babli will be 20-21 911 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:36,360 She was sweet, well mannered. 912 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,440 Seemed educated Sir. 913 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:43,120 The boy was also very nice. 914 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,040 Amazing Sir. 915 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,000 Actually, you people are amazing. 916 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,440 Praising an ordinary criminal 917 01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:54,880 to be charged under sections 389, 383, 405, 415... 918 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,080 ...and 420 of Indian Penal Code for cheating. 919 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:01,680 Not only you... 920 01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,040 ...all of your generation. 921 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,200 You don’t recognize good or bad... 922 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,440 ...respect and insult, good deeds and crime. 923 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:19,920 But not me. 924 01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:23,720 And I won’t let you forget. 925 01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,720 Sir... it came in the newspaper... 926 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:31,760 ...it seems children in schools talk of them. 927 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,400 So they want to be idols. 928 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:38,240 Very well. 929 01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:42,040 So be it. 930 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,800 Legends they are... 931 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:51,760 who will be exposed in a second. 932 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:58,400 -What are their names? -Bunty and Babli. 933 01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:02,640 I’ll take care of this Bunty and Babli. 934 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:05,680 Sir, no! 935 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,920 We’ll never cheat each other. 936 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,920 We think of the each other before ourselves 937 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:24,520 OK. 938 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:27,640 We’ll never hurt each other. 939 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,360 And won’t cry... 940 01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:33,280 ...if it happens by mistake. 941 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:34,840 OK. 942 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:39,560 We won’t eat or drink without sharing. 943 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:43,120 Except morning tea. 944 01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,840 You get up at noon. I can’t wait so long. 945 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,200 We’ll always love each other so much. 946 01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:52,800 Why not more? 947 01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:58,560 We’ll love each other more, day by day. 948 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:04,320 We’ll not befriend people who don’t like our ways. 949 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,520 Except our parents. 950 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,480 Only yours. 951 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,440 We’ll always be Bunty and Babli. 952 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:17,160 We will fulfill all our dreams. 953 01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,520 Except... 954 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,280 Except? 955 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,600 Leave that to me. 956 01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:24,240 OK. 957 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:27,080 Bless you. 958 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:31,280 Hey Rakesh, just married. 959 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:35,480 -Shall we go? -Yes. 960 01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:51,720 See... 961 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,360 I want to 962 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:57,720 share my past before we start. 963 01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:01,880 Else there'll be misunderstandings later. 964 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:05,240 You know... 965 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:07,320 when I was... 966 01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:09,760 in class 2... 967 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:14,160 Mukesh would sit behind me... 968 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:18,520 he used to pull my braids... 969 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,520 and... he would... 970 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:29,000 and he would drool over me. 971 01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:32,360 Boys are like that. 972 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:38,200 They look to exploit decent girls. 973 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,520 Very true. 974 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:48,200 I’m so lucky that you are not that type. 975 01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:54,120 You are such a good boy... 976 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:03,000 I was saying... 977 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:09,600 ...you are my wife now. 978 01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:16,120 You’ll share everything with me. 979 01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:19,600 Day and... 980 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:22,800 ...night! 981 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:27,440 Are you getting me? 982 01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:32,320 Vimmi? 983 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,040 Sleeping on her wedding night! 984 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:55,600 In this world, there are two types of people. 985 01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:00,600 One who are married 986 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,280 and the others who are not. 987 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:07,400 So? 988 01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:11,040 You’re married, remember? 989 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,200 And? 990 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:17,360 Get on with it! 991 01:26:57,120 --> 01:27:01,760 Look, above me... 992 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:09,280 The sky's soared away 993 01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:21,080 Look, above me... 994 01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:25,360 The sky's soared away 995 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:28,200 Look, over me, my sky 996 01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:33,120 Is breaking free of the earth 997 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,520 Oh please look 998 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:40,880 At the free sky hovering above 999 01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:47,040 In secret and in silence Softly and slowly 1000 01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:50,440 In secret and in silence Softly and slowly 1001 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:55,120 In secret and in silence Softly and slowly 1002 01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:58,480 In secret and in silence Softly and slowly 1003 01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:10,720 Come see what's going on 1004 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:15,000 The earth is drifting away 1005 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:17,440 Look, how the earth and the water 1006 01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:22,320 Are mingling together 1007 01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:25,640 And look, the sky too, above me 1008 01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:30,400 Is breaking free of the earth 1009 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:26,520 I am not in my senses any more 1010 01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:31,160 Nor I am unconscious as it is 1011 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:34,920 Oh this unfathomable feeling 1012 01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:39,040 was unknown to me this far 1013 01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:42,920 Two bodies are mingling together 1014 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:47,360 Melting away are two lost souls 1015 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:51,240 As if we are standstill on the road 1016 01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:55,640 And the road is moving underneath 1017 01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:01,680 The sky above the cloud 1018 01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:05,760 Rolls over in lazy desire 1019 01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:07,160 Be careful, love 1020 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:12,440 The sky might pour itself Down to satisfy the earth 1021 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:17,840 Oh, see how this earth 1022 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:21,920 Is taking bath in the river 1023 01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:24,200 Oh, just be careful 1024 01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:28,560 What if it starts Walking all of a sudden? 1025 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:27,440 I move on your wish 1026 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:31,720 At your wish I stop 1027 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:36,040 If this is an obsession 1028 01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:40,240 Let it guide me from now on 1029 01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:44,160 I'll stop at your wish 1030 01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:48,600 At your wish, I'll move 1031 01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:52,560 I know not 1032 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:56,560 The address of my destination 1033 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:13,280 Babli becomes Bunty's Bunty becomes Babli's 1034 01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:16,560 They become one forever 1035 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:36,440 They grew up in small towns. And hated them. 1036 01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:42,320 They came to big cities to do stuff that I hate. 1037 01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:48,400 It’s not poverty, helplessness or suffering. Just for the thrill of it. 1038 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:53,160 It’s the first time I came across this breed. Committing crimes for fun. 1039 01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:57,520 Their exploits were pouring in. 1040 01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:01,720 And burning my ears like molten iron. 1041 01:34:03,240 --> 01:34:06,160 Students eulogized them. 1042 01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:12,840 I tried stepping into their shoes. Thinking like them. 1043 01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:17,600 How would they work, plan. I could predict them bit by bit. 1044 01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:24,000 The time between their flight and my arrival was reducing by the minute. 1045 01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:30,280 They were considering infamy as fame. They were moving from tricks to heists. 1046 01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:34,920 And they were as big as was never foretold. 1047 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:38,720 WORLD'S SEVENTH RICHEST MAN TO BE MARRIED IN INDIA 1048 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:31,920 -Did you just see what I saw? -I’m not blind. 1049 01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:35,240 -Did you hear them? -I am not deaf either. 1050 01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:37,800 Did you think what I thought? 1051 01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:41,440 I can’t read your thoughts. Speak up. 1052 01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:50,480 Agitators - 30. Taxi drivers - four. 1053 01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:54,400 School children - 20, with teachers. 1054 01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:58,200 Newspaper - Agra Times. 1055 01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:02,560 Minister’s office. 1056 01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:08,120 -Band party. -Deal is done. 1057 01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:45,640 Don’t let the government sell the Taj Mahal. 1058 01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:49,400 See they are selling the Taj. 1059 01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:32,880 One minute, hold on. 1060 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:32,440 Phoolsakhiji. 1061 01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:53,680 Where is the typist? 1062 01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:56,360 Down with viral. Replacement's on the way. 1063 01:38:56,440 --> 01:38:59,560 -Call her fast. -I’m in the whole day today. 1064 01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:01,160 Get all your corruptions done. 1065 01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:03,760 -Yes Madam. -The typist is here, Madam. 1066 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:08,600 Sit. 1067 01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:17,680 This is my niece’s Ph. D thesis. Should be complete by evening. 1068 01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:27,280 Hello? Yes it’s me. 1069 01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:29,440 What? 1070 01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:32,440 What the hell! 1071 01:39:32,760 --> 01:39:34,400 OK, OK. I am coming. 1072 01:39:34,480 --> 01:39:37,280 What’s up Madam. Have to go home. Big problem. 1073 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:40,800 Come come. 1074 01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:44,360 You keep working, I’ll be back in half an hour. 1075 01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:47,040 Work carefully. 1076 01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:45,520 The donkey will regret it. 1077 01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:56,800 Will cry in a couple of days. 1078 01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:26,320 How are you Madam? 1079 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:28,760 Dying to meet you. 1080 01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:34,280 This is Mr Harry Epstein. 1081 01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:36,520 Who wants to buy the Taj Mahal? 1082 01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:38,080 Right. 1083 01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:41,120 I won’t sell it. 1084 01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:46,000 -But we had a deal. -Why are you late? 1085 01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:48,080 -Actually Madam... -Shut up. 1086 01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:01,440 One minute. 1087 01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:20,600 You can have it on lease. 1088 01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:28,080 Five years. 1089 01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:29,600 Ten. 1090 01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:53,920 Why are you agitating? 1091 01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:55,240 We are aggrieved. 1092 01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:56,280 What is it? 1093 01:42:57,680 --> 01:42:59,520 Fulfill our demands. 1094 01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:01,400 What are your demands? 1095 01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:04,680 Long live the revolution! 1096 01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:07,440 Fine fine. But what are your demands? 1097 01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:09,280 Tyranny will not be tolerated. 1098 01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:10,320 -Whose? -Anyone’s. 1099 01:43:34,120 --> 01:43:35,640 Tell me your demands. 1100 01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:38,920 Englishmen, quit India. 1101 01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:40,160 Quit India? 1102 01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:42,880 What are your demands? I’ll put you all in! 1103 01:43:43,280 --> 01:43:45,520 We demand from Kalasakhiji. 1104 01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,720 Hey I’m Phoolsakhi, not Kalasakhi. 1105 01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:48,720 Tell him. 1106 01:43:48,880 --> 01:43:51,000 You’re agitating in front of the wrong room. 1107 01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:53,800 This is Phoolsakhiji. Go away from here. 1108 01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:13,120 Madam they'll come soon, your guest. 1109 01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,400 -What’s wrong with the lift. -It’s stuck somewhere. 1110 01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:25,560 -Damn. -Here it is. 1111 01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:45,560 -Finished? -Almost Madam. 1112 01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:31,200 Not possible. 1113 01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:38,720 Are you crazy? Says he owns the Taj Mahal. 1114 01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:41,800 Poor soul! What diseases God sends! 1115 01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:50,800 Says he will dismiss us. 1116 01:45:51,120 --> 01:45:53,880 Shall we call the doctor? 1117 01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:00,520 Says we should call Mr Bunty. 1118 01:46:01,200 --> 01:46:03,680 Bunty? Not that pair of Bunty and Babli? 1119 01:46:05,240 --> 01:46:08,000 Bunty? Marriage? Taj Mahal? 1120 01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:10,560 You’re finished! 1121 01:46:40,120 --> 01:46:41,120 Here at last! 1122 01:46:41,840 --> 01:46:45,200 These people sold the Taj and fled. You watched and did nothing! 1123 01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:49,280 Tomorrow you might sell it and flee we’d still be watching helplessly. 1124 01:46:49,440 --> 01:46:52,200 -What? -Look Madam... 1125 01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:56,080 A bull doesn’t chase if there’s no red cloth. 1126 01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:58,800 If there’s a heist, then only we’ll come right? 1127 01:46:59,040 --> 01:47:01,880 -How do you talk! -How did they talk? 1128 01:47:02,440 --> 01:47:07,560 Now go. Go and file the details. 1129 01:47:08,440 --> 01:47:10,160 Don’t sit and watch, go! 1130 01:47:15,840 --> 01:47:19,920 No one can do this without inside help. 1131 01:47:20,240 --> 01:47:22,800 -Who can it be? -Anyone, even you Madam! 1132 01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:25,640 You left the room at that precise moment. 1133 01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:27,680 See... 1134 01:47:28,520 --> 01:47:31,920 ...corruption happens at the top. 1135 01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:36,440 But the route is from the ground floor. Right? 1136 01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:40,840 There’s a saying in our department. 1137 01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:42,920 The work of a bearer is... 1138 01:47:43,080 --> 01:47:46,200 ...at the top and the bottom. 1139 01:47:50,840 --> 01:47:52,000 Now see kid... 1140 01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,520 My friend you should not have been at the wedding. 1141 01:47:56,560 --> 01:48:00,160 That too in a new Maruti. Got my point? 1142 01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:11,760 Hey trumpeteer! 1143 01:48:13,640 --> 01:48:15,240 Which song is a hit nowadays? 1144 01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:22,560 Take it easy my friend... 1145 01:48:23,160 --> 01:48:24,400 Enough. Stand on this. 1146 01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:28,520 Play. 1147 01:48:38,800 --> 01:48:41,680 I heard you’ve married off an Englishman. 1148 01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:47,520 No Sir! 1149 01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:50,320 I know the names of the two. 1150 01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:53,040 Only need to know where they went. 1151 01:49:20,920 --> 01:49:24,120 Let us go Sir, we will find nothing here. 1152 01:49:24,360 --> 01:49:29,520 We may know how far someone can go to achieve this. 1153 01:49:31,080 --> 01:49:35,600 Go to the bank and find the numbers of the notes. 1154 01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:58,360 You must've changed tyres often. Today tyres will change you. 1155 01:49:58,800 --> 01:50:04,520 I’ve seen nothing. I’m an honest person, Sir. 1156 01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:10,320 Hey, he’s honest. Take the car back. 1157 01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:14,920 Back off, come on. Careful. 1158 01:50:15,400 --> 01:50:18,320 Further, further. 1159 01:50:19,040 --> 01:50:20,880 Enough. Stop. 1160 01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:25,120 It’ll look like an accident. 1161 01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:27,120 Don’t move, I’ll shoot. 1162 01:50:27,480 --> 01:50:29,360 What are you saying Sir? 1163 01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:32,240 I said I’ve not seen anything! 1164 01:50:32,440 --> 01:50:36,200 No one'll see what happens here. Is that OK? 1165 01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:40,520 -Run him over. -No Sir! 1166 01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:43,000 -Do it. -Oh my god! 1167 01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:45,160 -Enough. -I saw everything Sir... 1168 01:50:45,320 --> 01:50:46,560 Off the engine. 1169 01:50:47,080 --> 01:50:49,200 Stand up. 1170 01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:54,160 See no evil, hear no evil, do no evil. 1171 01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:57,560 But if there are benefits, take them. 1172 01:50:58,480 --> 01:51:02,280 Gandhiji will personally come and flog you. 1173 01:51:03,160 --> 01:51:04,880 Who else was with them? 1174 01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:07,520 Tell him everything. 1175 01:51:08,120 --> 01:51:10,400 Why are you sulking? 1176 01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:12,320 Are you angry? 1177 01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:14,880 They’ve sold the Taj, not your taxi. 1178 01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:16,640 Want some gram? 1179 01:51:16,800 --> 01:51:17,680 Don’t bother. 1180 01:51:17,800 --> 01:51:22,440 There was no place in India where they had not tread. 1181 01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:26,760 And no newspaper which had not praised them. 1182 01:51:27,160 --> 01:51:31,640 And I was dying to see them in jail. 1183 01:51:34,440 --> 01:51:36,280 There’s no mistake. 1184 01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:37,880 You’re being transferred. 1185 01:51:38,240 --> 01:51:42,280 I’ve not changed clothes for six months for this and you’re transferring me? 1186 01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:45,600 Bunty and Babli case is going to the CBI. 1187 01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:47,600 -To whom? -To CBI. 1188 01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:49,200 Oh, God. 1189 01:51:50,440 --> 01:51:52,600 Have the political leaders become honest... 1190 01:51:52,840 --> 01:51:54,640 that the CBI has time for this pair? 1191 01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:56,360 Why are you unhappy? 1192 01:51:56,440 --> 01:51:59,520 I’m feeling bad for the CBI people. 1193 01:52:00,320 --> 01:52:02,920 You think they can’t catch them? 1194 01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:04,480 -No way. -Why? 1195 01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:07,280 Because they can’t think like them. 1196 01:52:07,360 --> 01:52:09,200 And you can? 1197 01:52:09,880 --> 01:52:12,640 They’ve become like distant relatives. 1198 01:52:15,280 --> 01:52:20,240 Tomorrow you take charge at the airport. 1199 01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:27,080 OK, Sir. 1200 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:29,480 You’re the boss. 1201 01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:32,800 Even if you take me to hell I have to go. 1202 01:52:33,280 --> 01:52:34,200 What’s the score? 1203 01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:36,680 What? 1204 01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:39,160 Sir it’s a clerk like job there, 1205 01:52:39,640 --> 01:52:41,400 I’ll have to keep track of all this now. 1206 01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:44,360 You are too much. 1207 01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:50,080 If anyone catches Bunty and Babli, it'll be me. 1208 01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:52,320 Jai hind, Sir. 1209 01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:08,320 Having fun? Next time you do this part. 1210 01:53:08,480 --> 01:53:10,520 I can never do this. 1211 01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:14,280 But you can laugh at me? 1212 01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:17,640 It was a mistake. 1213 01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:20,760 Which idiot made you a father? 1214 01:53:22,520 --> 01:53:23,760 You did! 1215 01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:25,840 -Listen. -Tell me Sir... 1216 01:53:27,720 --> 01:53:31,120 One large rum. 1217 01:53:31,440 --> 01:53:33,880 No need to pay Sir. 1218 01:53:34,160 --> 01:53:36,520 -Did I say I am a policeman? -You don’t get me. 1219 01:53:36,840 --> 01:53:41,600 Today that man is sponsoring everyone. 1220 01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:44,760 -Which man? -In that black suit. 1221 01:53:45,240 --> 01:53:47,080 He’s going to buy the restaurant. 1222 01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:51,600 No question at all. Today’s bill is on me. 1223 01:53:51,680 --> 01:53:54,640 No from tomorrow. 1224 01:53:55,160 --> 01:53:59,000 From tomorrow this is all yours. Do what you wish. 1225 01:53:59,280 --> 01:54:01,760 But, today it’s my night. 1226 01:54:02,280 --> 01:54:05,200 Friends, today everybody’s bill is on me. 1227 01:54:05,320 --> 01:54:10,440 Dinner, cocktail, everything. 1228 01:54:13,560 --> 01:54:15,440 -Vodka! -Here you are, Sir. 1229 01:54:17,160 --> 01:54:18,200 Here it is. 1230 01:54:18,880 --> 01:54:19,800 Whiskey. 1231 01:54:21,640 --> 01:54:24,000 -Cocktail? -Your Whiskey, Sir. 1232 01:54:24,360 --> 01:54:26,320 -Gin. -OK. 1233 01:54:28,840 --> 01:54:29,840 Gin. 1234 01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:30,840 And rum. 1235 01:54:32,920 --> 01:54:34,640 Want to visit the moon my friend? 1236 01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:38,840 Why are you selling tickets? 1237 01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:41,320 You have the ticket. 1238 01:54:43,560 --> 01:54:47,480 I don’t like buying tickets. 1239 01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:51,080 But I do want to reach the moon. 1240 01:54:51,520 --> 01:54:52,600 Seem to be in a hurry. 1241 01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:55,720 Yes a little. 1242 01:54:57,840 --> 01:55:00,920 People in a hurry reach only one place. 1243 01:55:07,280 --> 01:55:09,600 -Listen, Mister... -Tell me... 1244 01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:15,120 This world has two kinds of people. 1245 01:55:15,360 --> 01:55:18,520 -Is it? -One, people who only listen. 1246 01:55:18,880 --> 01:55:22,120 And the second, people who only speak. 1247 01:55:22,200 --> 01:55:25,360 I belong to the second. 1248 01:55:27,920 --> 01:55:29,640 Seem to be very confident. 1249 01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:31,640 What do you do? 1250 01:55:32,280 --> 01:55:34,200 Cleaning. 1251 01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:39,800 Business of cleaning places. 1252 01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:43,440 -What places? -Any places. 1253 01:55:44,920 --> 01:55:47,640 If you like the place. 1254 01:55:49,000 --> 01:55:50,360 No, if I like the earning. 1255 01:55:53,480 --> 01:55:56,320 You’re unique. Where’re you from? 1256 01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:57,680 Allahabad. 1257 01:56:00,040 --> 01:56:01,760 You look the part. 1258 01:56:02,280 --> 01:56:04,080 Sir, one more large? 1259 01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:07,200 OK. Pour it. 1260 01:56:08,840 --> 01:56:11,240 Hey, what are you doing? 1261 01:56:11,320 --> 01:56:13,720 Smoking in front of the baby? 1262 01:56:14,040 --> 01:56:15,720 He wouldn’t notice. 1263 01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:18,400 -Children feel everything. -How... 1264 01:56:18,480 --> 01:56:19,640 Dump it. 1265 01:56:20,760 --> 01:56:25,640 I feel we are its children. 1266 01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:27,360 Who is this? 1267 01:56:27,480 --> 01:56:28,880 I am... 1268 01:56:29,040 --> 01:56:31,640 Anyway what does it matter? Come on let’s go. 1269 01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:35,600 -Women are like this. -Like what? 1270 01:56:36,360 --> 01:56:38,720 Don’t make me angry. 1271 01:56:38,800 --> 01:56:40,920 What is going on? 1272 01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:42,280 A quarrel. 1273 01:56:42,360 --> 01:56:43,200 Can’t you see. 1274 01:56:43,280 --> 01:56:45,400 I can... but why? 1275 01:56:45,680 --> 01:56:48,440 What’s it to you. It’s marital discord. 1276 01:56:48,640 --> 01:56:52,160 Nosey character. Stop smoking. 1277 01:56:52,480 --> 01:56:56,680 You seem like a relative. Teach him something. 1278 01:56:57,120 --> 01:57:00,600 You come quickly. I’ll just check the room and come. 1279 01:57:01,760 --> 01:57:03,360 Come quickly. 1280 01:57:06,800 --> 01:57:09,600 Give me a couple of hours. 1281 01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:11,320 Ruined my mood. 1282 01:57:12,160 --> 01:57:14,440 Love is dripping over. 1283 01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:22,480 You’ve never been in love? 1284 01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:29,480 A little. 1285 01:57:30,760 --> 01:57:32,280 OK. 1286 01:57:33,240 --> 01:57:34,840 Only a little. 1287 01:57:39,680 --> 01:57:45,640 I met her in the summer of Delhi. 1288 01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:51,400 Everyday on the bus no. 481... 1289 01:57:52,200 --> 01:57:54,240 ...I would vacate the ladies seat. 1290 01:57:54,320 --> 01:57:57,520 She would smile and sit on it. 1291 01:58:00,680 --> 01:58:03,560 -One year. -Didn’t you talk? 1292 01:58:04,200 --> 01:58:10,160 When eyes meet, why bother with words? 1293 01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:14,160 But... 1294 01:58:16,560 --> 01:58:19,440 But I could give a gift? 1295 01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:25,520 Every week I would give her a gift. 1296 01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:29,000 -And she would smile? -She take it. 1297 01:58:29,320 --> 01:58:31,760 I was sure one day 1298 01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:36,680 she would give me the gift I wanted. 1299 01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:41,640 -Did it come? -Winter did. 1300 01:58:44,360 --> 01:58:49,280 21st December, maroon shawl. 1301 01:58:50,920 --> 01:58:53,680 When she got on, there was a smile on her face 1302 01:58:53,800 --> 01:58:56,640 and a box from Golden Bakery in her hand. 1303 01:58:57,480 --> 01:58:59,080 Mr... 1304 01:58:59,640 --> 01:59:01,280 Inside the box 1305 01:59:02,120 --> 01:59:04,760 contained the best in the world 1306 01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:07,400 in the shape of a heart... 1307 01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:12,320 The box contained the best heart shaped pastries. 1308 01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:13,880 Wow! 1309 01:59:15,000 --> 01:59:19,280 She said her first word to me. 1310 01:59:21,520 --> 01:59:25,040 First word in a year. 1311 01:59:30,560 --> 01:59:32,400 You Kindly... 1312 01:59:33,640 --> 01:59:37,880 Will you distribute the pastries among the passengers? 1313 01:59:38,000 --> 01:59:40,680 It’s my marriage. 1314 01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:48,840 Sorry. 1315 01:59:48,920 --> 01:59:51,000 -Hey handsome. -Yes! 1316 01:59:52,880 --> 01:59:54,640 What now? 1317 02:00:18,280 --> 02:00:19,760 She’s calling you. 1318 02:00:21,520 --> 02:00:22,800 Who is it? 1319 02:00:22,920 --> 02:00:26,800 I submit to you tonight. 1320 02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:32,200 You're a victim of this damn heart... 1321 02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:35,880 just like I am. 1322 02:00:38,080 --> 02:00:42,200 Let's team up and take revenge on the heart tonight. 1323 02:00:44,000 --> 02:00:45,600 Oh, yeah? 1324 02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:56,320 Rare are those moments of life 1325 02:00:56,680 --> 02:01:00,480 when someone calls this sweetly. 1326 02:01:03,360 --> 02:01:07,400 Either accept my invitation or come finish me. 1327 02:01:20,160 --> 02:01:21,760 Oh, forget it! 1328 02:01:22,080 --> 02:01:25,040 Trading of heart takes courage. 1329 02:01:25,520 --> 02:01:27,480 That too, in front of the world? 1330 02:01:29,440 --> 02:01:31,360 This is women's art. 1331 02:01:32,160 --> 02:01:35,200 What would men know about it? 1332 02:01:39,080 --> 02:01:44,400 Oh, what a naughty look he gave me 1333 02:01:45,640 --> 02:01:50,720 In the market That badass 1334 02:01:52,640 --> 02:01:56,440 I succumb 1335 02:01:56,560 --> 02:01:59,080 To the deathwish 1336 02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:04,080 of trading my heart on a razor's edge. 1337 02:02:06,280 --> 02:02:08,840 Encore! Encore! 1338 02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:11,760 We're all done for! 1339 02:02:44,000 --> 02:02:47,560 My peace of mind Is shattered into pieces 1340 02:02:49,160 --> 02:02:52,440 Don't look at me that way sweetheart 1341 02:02:54,200 --> 02:02:59,240 My peace of mind is shattered into pieces Don't look at me that way sweetheart 1342 02:02:59,320 --> 02:03:03,000 You're ruining a fellow victim of heart 1343 02:03:04,920 --> 02:03:09,720 You're ruining a fellow victim of heart I'm the same as you 1344 02:03:09,800 --> 02:03:15,000 My peace of mind is shattered into pieces Don't look at me that way sweetheart 1345 02:03:15,080 --> 02:03:20,200 You're ruining a fellow victim of heart I'm the same as you 1346 02:03:21,680 --> 02:03:26,040 Come before my lazy lounging is over 1347 02:03:26,440 --> 02:03:29,400 Lazy lounging of desire 1348 02:03:29,720 --> 02:03:31,000 Oh, come on now 1349 02:03:31,080 --> 02:03:33,280 Oh kohl-eyed beauty 1350 02:03:33,680 --> 02:03:38,240 Oh kohl-eyed beauty Damn those dark deep eyes! 1351 02:03:38,880 --> 02:03:43,480 Oh kohl-eyed beauty Damn those dark deep eyes! 1352 02:03:54,240 --> 02:03:57,160 Oh my eyes, my inviting eyes 1353 02:03:57,240 --> 02:03:59,680 My enticing twin eyes 1354 02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:04,640 Oh kohl-eyed beauty Damn those dark deep eyes! 1355 02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:37,480 Those promises you wrote in kohl 1356 02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:43,160 They know the language of eyes 1357 02:04:44,440 --> 02:04:49,200 It's the traces of your kiss 1358 02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:53,560 That I tie and hide in my handkerchief 1359 02:04:54,240 --> 02:04:56,840 Oh your words bear essence of lust 1360 02:04:56,920 --> 02:04:59,520 Oh the scorching presence of desire in you 1361 02:04:59,600 --> 02:05:02,240 Oh your words bear the essence of lust 1362 02:05:02,360 --> 02:05:05,200 Oh the scorching presence of desire in you 1363 02:05:05,280 --> 02:05:09,760 Please come before my wait is over 1364 02:05:44,080 --> 02:05:46,600 Oh eyes, my alluring eyes 1365 02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:49,240 Come drown in these eyes 1366 02:06:23,640 --> 02:06:26,920 Oh what can I say about these eyes 1367 02:06:28,760 --> 02:06:32,160 They ask questions personal 1368 02:06:34,200 --> 02:06:38,240 Without raising them to you 1369 02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:43,160 They pierce through your heart From behind the lashes 1370 02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:46,840 Oh my sorrows are not hidden any more 1371 02:06:47,000 --> 02:06:49,240 Deep down it hurts when there's no pain 1372 02:06:49,400 --> 02:06:52,080 Oh my sorrows are not hidden any more 1373 02:06:52,160 --> 02:06:54,800 Deep down it hurts when there's no pain 1374 02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:59,720 I beg you, please come now 1375 02:07:34,080 --> 02:07:39,000 Oh the keen eyes The merciless stings of your eyes 1376 02:07:57,000 --> 02:08:00,360 Oh the secret rendezvous of Old Delhi 1377 02:08:00,480 --> 02:08:03,560 Oh the tokens left behind in Old Delhi 1378 02:08:03,640 --> 02:08:06,880 All those random moments weaved together 1379 02:08:07,040 --> 02:08:10,080 Are left in our story in old Delhi 1380 02:08:10,160 --> 02:08:14,240 With the Lotus-eyed as our witness 1381 02:08:14,440 --> 02:08:18,760 Let's swear on your dark eyes 1382 02:08:18,920 --> 02:08:23,560 My soul is made of with your black eyes All my prayers are for these eyes 1383 02:08:23,640 --> 02:08:28,120 My self is alone my lips are thirsty Come oh come now 1384 02:08:28,200 --> 02:08:30,040 Oh your words bear the essence of lust 1385 02:08:30,160 --> 02:08:32,680 The scorching presence of desire in you 1386 02:09:38,640 --> 02:09:42,640 God save me, what a killer move! 1387 02:09:46,760 --> 02:09:48,720 Kohl-eyed beauty, oh! 1388 02:09:48,920 --> 02:09:50,880 Dark-eyed beauty, oh! 1389 02:09:51,200 --> 02:09:53,520 Oh my black-eyed beauty! 1390 02:09:53,640 --> 02:09:57,720 Why do you offer free drinks to people? 1391 02:09:58,560 --> 02:10:03,280 If you give free drinks to people 1392 02:10:03,680 --> 02:10:06,080 how would you run the hotel? 1393 02:10:09,840 --> 02:10:11,120 Anyway. 1394 02:10:12,680 --> 02:10:15,040 It was fun meeting you. 1395 02:10:17,240 --> 02:10:19,280 I ate to my heart's content. 1396 02:10:19,720 --> 02:10:22,640 Had a little fling. 1397 02:10:23,560 --> 02:10:24,760 And... 1398 02:10:26,640 --> 02:10:27,920 and... 1399 02:10:29,320 --> 02:10:31,720 forgot about those two for a while. 1400 02:10:34,400 --> 02:10:36,600 Forget it! 1401 02:10:37,480 --> 02:10:41,320 You've nothing to do with those two rascals. 1402 02:10:47,000 --> 02:10:49,400 Frankly speaking, in general... 1403 02:10:54,160 --> 02:10:57,840 I don't like people that much. 1404 02:10:59,640 --> 02:11:02,920 However, I don't know why... 1405 02:11:04,760 --> 02:11:07,680 don't know why you two 1406 02:11:08,160 --> 02:11:09,840 have touched... 1407 02:11:12,040 --> 02:11:13,920 my heart. 1408 02:11:16,440 --> 02:11:20,080 -What did we do? -You touched my heart. 1409 02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:26,440 I feel you're almost like my own children. 1410 02:11:28,320 --> 02:11:31,760 -You haven't told us your name. -My name... haven't told... 1411 02:11:32,440 --> 02:11:34,680 My name is Dashrath. 1412 02:11:41,440 --> 02:11:43,040 You're a policeman? 1413 02:11:46,240 --> 02:11:50,120 What did you think? A balloon seller? 1414 02:11:54,480 --> 02:11:56,440 What happened to you suddenly? 1415 02:11:58,200 --> 02:12:00,240 -What is it? -Rickshaw? 1416 02:12:00,320 --> 02:12:02,040 Sit in the rickshaw. 1417 02:12:02,120 --> 02:12:05,240 -Go on, take him home. -Yes, take me home. 1418 02:12:05,320 --> 02:12:07,440 -It's very late. -Yes, it's late. 1419 02:12:08,920 --> 02:12:10,680 Take me to the airport. 1420 02:12:10,760 --> 02:12:14,160 No, not the airport. 1421 02:12:14,640 --> 02:12:17,840 No the airport, go to the Police Line. 1422 02:12:17,920 --> 02:12:21,320 Go on, quick. 1423 02:12:29,560 --> 02:12:33,680 Goodness! It's the Dashrath Singh, who's behind us! 1424 02:12:35,600 --> 02:12:37,680 My baby almost had a heart attack! 1425 02:12:37,920 --> 02:12:40,680 Lucky we didn't get caught. Let's get out of here. 1426 02:12:40,760 --> 02:12:42,880 Get out? What? 1427 02:12:43,680 --> 02:12:45,880 The fun's only just begun. 1428 02:12:46,000 --> 02:12:48,280 Have you gone crazy? 1429 02:12:51,080 --> 02:12:52,200 Look here. 1430 02:12:53,480 --> 02:12:57,400 He doesn't know our true identity. 1431 02:12:58,400 --> 02:13:00,120 But we know his. 1432 02:13:01,320 --> 02:13:03,240 We also know that... 1433 02:13:04,200 --> 02:13:08,480 he's in charge of the security of the Reserve Bank gold at the airport. 1434 02:13:10,920 --> 02:13:13,400 -By God! You are... -Vimmi! 1435 02:13:14,880 --> 02:13:18,480 Stealing food from a lion's cave, isn't that an achievement? 1436 02:13:19,440 --> 02:13:21,600 Your hunger is crossing limits now. 1437 02:13:23,560 --> 02:13:25,560 We're three now. 1438 02:13:26,400 --> 02:13:28,440 We need this much food, don't we? 1439 02:13:28,840 --> 02:13:29,840 What say? 1440 02:13:31,200 --> 02:13:32,600 You'll get us killed someday. 1441 02:13:39,480 --> 02:13:42,040 Reserve Bank of India splits its gold in four 1442 02:13:42,160 --> 02:13:45,840 and keeps it in four different cities 1443 02:13:46,000 --> 02:13:48,320 to protect it from fires, floods or earthquakes. 1444 02:13:48,840 --> 02:13:51,480 The gold is then shuttled by air once a week 1445 02:13:51,560 --> 02:13:55,520 to these cities depending upon their need. 1446 02:13:57,200 --> 02:14:01,480 They never told anyone how they cracked this classified information. 1447 02:14:02,560 --> 02:14:07,120 However, what they did after this was unimaginable. 1448 02:14:08,160 --> 02:14:09,080 Even to me. 1449 02:14:12,480 --> 02:14:16,880 Delhi-Mumbai, tonight at 9.10 pm, Korpal, Puneet, Mr. 1450 02:14:17,000 --> 02:14:18,440 And... 1451 02:14:18,520 --> 02:14:23,640 Delhi-Calcutta, 9.40 pm. Sharma, Vandana, Mrs. 1452 02:14:24,760 --> 02:14:27,680 -What's this other ticket for? -Backup. 1453 02:14:41,840 --> 02:14:45,080 -And the Air Traffic Control number? -Backup. 1454 02:14:45,720 --> 02:14:48,040 A back up for everything? 1455 02:14:48,120 --> 02:14:51,640 Hey Rakesh, you're original or you also have a back up? 1456 02:14:53,120 --> 02:14:55,000 -I do have a back up. -Who? 1457 02:14:56,640 --> 02:14:57,920 You're my back up. 1458 02:15:00,200 --> 02:15:01,160 Smartass! 1459 02:16:46,720 --> 02:16:50,920 There's bomb on the Jet airways flight to Mumbai. Call it back. 1460 02:16:51,040 --> 02:16:54,680 A bomb on the plane? 1461 02:17:00,720 --> 02:17:03,400 Jet 9W312. Delhi Control? 1462 02:17:10,440 --> 02:17:11,680 He says there's a bomb. 1463 02:17:16,760 --> 02:17:20,800 -Which runway they're landing on? -Emergency runway and it's been sealed. 1464 02:17:20,880 --> 02:17:22,160 Get the caller's number. 1465 02:17:22,280 --> 02:17:24,280 Right now, the number! 1466 02:17:24,360 --> 02:17:26,600 We can't have the number. 1467 02:17:26,680 --> 02:17:30,080 -It isn't under our jurisdiction. -As long as the gold is on that plane 1468 02:17:30,200 --> 02:17:33,000 everything is under our jurisdiction. 1469 02:18:20,240 --> 02:18:23,800 -How many knew about the gold? -Four bank employees... 1470 02:18:23,880 --> 02:18:25,520 -The news was leaked? -Give me the key. 1471 02:18:25,600 --> 02:18:27,520 -We don't have the per... -The key I say! 1472 02:18:27,640 --> 02:18:30,120 -It's your responsibility then. -The bomb might explode any time. 1473 02:18:30,200 --> 02:18:33,200 It already has. Send message to headquarters. 1474 02:18:33,520 --> 02:18:36,080 I am taking command of the whole area. 1475 02:18:51,280 --> 02:18:53,080 DCP Dashrath Singh here. 1476 02:18:53,280 --> 02:18:55,160 Secure the airport area. 1477 02:18:55,440 --> 02:18:58,640 Locate suspicious people who shouldn't be here at this hour. 1478 02:18:59,520 --> 02:19:04,000 Take suspects into custody and inform immediately. 1479 02:19:06,480 --> 02:19:08,880 Search every passengers. 1480 02:19:12,800 --> 02:19:14,680 They received the bomb threat from this number. 1481 02:19:14,840 --> 02:19:16,160 Dial it. 1482 02:19:20,800 --> 02:19:22,560 It's ringing. 1483 02:20:38,200 --> 02:20:42,080 Orange Maruti Swift 5700! Catch that. 1484 02:20:47,200 --> 02:20:51,000 Vimmi, we've to do away with this car. They've spotted it. 1485 02:20:51,080 --> 02:20:52,520 You get out, I'll park it. 1486 02:20:55,080 --> 02:20:57,080 Careful! 1487 02:21:13,000 --> 02:21:14,800 Stop... taxi! 1488 02:21:17,520 --> 02:21:19,800 Please stop. 1489 02:21:23,600 --> 02:21:26,040 Papaji, please help us! 1490 02:21:26,120 --> 02:21:28,360 I'll give you more money than you ever imagined. 1491 02:21:28,480 --> 02:21:32,360 For this job, boy? I won't take it even if you force me to. 1492 02:21:32,440 --> 02:21:37,200 Come on, my child. It'll be alright. 1493 02:21:37,320 --> 02:21:40,240 Have faith in god. Faith wins all the time. 1494 02:21:40,360 --> 02:21:42,360 What are you saying, sir? 1495 02:21:43,040 --> 02:21:45,800 If we put policemen in every hospital and nursing home 1496 02:21:45,880 --> 02:21:47,920 then who'll petrol the city? 1497 02:21:48,560 --> 02:21:52,040 She's in labor. She's about to deliver. 1498 02:21:53,560 --> 02:21:58,600 Each newborn will see a policeman's face tonight 1499 02:21:58,680 --> 02:22:01,120 before anything else. 1500 02:22:02,800 --> 02:22:07,080 That Dashrath Singh figured me out. 1501 02:22:07,840 --> 02:22:09,160 How can you be so sure? 1502 02:22:09,320 --> 02:22:12,120 I know. 1503 02:22:12,880 --> 02:22:14,440 I saw it in his eyes. 1504 02:22:17,880 --> 02:22:19,040 In that case... 1505 02:22:19,320 --> 02:22:23,880 in no time every hospital in Delhi will be swarming with policemen. 1506 02:22:25,360 --> 02:22:28,600 Which hospital, son? 1507 02:22:30,040 --> 02:22:32,800 The biggest hospital in Delhi. 1508 02:22:32,880 --> 02:22:37,920 They'll probably go to a undistinguished clinic. 1509 02:22:39,120 --> 02:22:41,920 If l know that Bunty at all 1510 02:22:42,520 --> 02:22:46,040 he'll definitely take Babli to the biggest hospital. 1511 02:22:51,640 --> 02:22:54,000 Vimmi, don't be afraid. 1512 02:22:54,080 --> 02:22:56,840 This hospital is full of newborns and their mothers. 1513 02:22:56,920 --> 02:23:01,520 It'll take them ages to check each bed. But you've to hurry. 1514 02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:04,640 It isn't in my hands, moron! 1515 02:23:05,320 --> 02:23:08,040 Told you you'll get us killed someday. 1516 02:23:08,120 --> 02:23:09,240 Hush baby! 1517 02:23:09,600 --> 02:23:15,520 But hey, life wasn't this exciting before I met you. 1518 02:23:31,280 --> 02:23:33,160 -All OK? -Yes. 1519 02:23:35,480 --> 02:23:37,240 Papaji, if you weren't here today... 1520 02:23:37,320 --> 02:23:38,880 There would've been someone else. 1521 02:23:39,680 --> 02:23:43,200 The Lord up there is particular that way! 1522 02:23:43,880 --> 02:23:47,560 He always provides. 1523 02:25:04,680 --> 02:25:08,000 There's no use. It was taped. Come. 1524 02:25:22,280 --> 02:25:25,160 They've fled the hospital but they haven't fled Delhi yet. 1525 02:25:27,560 --> 02:25:29,360 Seal Delhi, sir. 1526 02:25:40,040 --> 02:25:44,120 Papaji, what you did for us is... 1527 02:25:44,240 --> 02:25:47,480 What one honest man would do for another. 1528 02:25:49,280 --> 02:25:51,040 Papaji, for real? 1529 02:25:52,760 --> 02:25:57,080 By now you must've figured that we aren't half as honest as we seem. 1530 02:26:00,000 --> 02:26:04,160 I don't know what's going on. 1531 02:26:07,080 --> 02:26:11,480 But there is honesty in your eyes. 1532 02:26:13,320 --> 02:26:16,640 Take care son. 1533 02:26:19,560 --> 02:26:21,440 God bless you. 1534 02:26:23,920 --> 02:26:26,040 God bless you. 1535 02:26:32,000 --> 02:26:33,480 Careful. 1536 02:26:50,920 --> 02:26:54,080 Even an ant won't be able to enter Delhi for a week or so. 1537 02:26:54,280 --> 02:26:57,200 We've to wait. 1538 02:26:57,280 --> 02:27:00,560 Where's the gold by the way? 1539 02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:03,440 Is it a boy or a girl? 1540 02:27:05,840 --> 02:27:07,240 What would you name it? 1541 02:27:08,880 --> 02:27:13,160 You would need to see the baby before you name it. 1542 02:27:13,480 --> 02:27:14,480 Right? 1543 02:27:16,000 --> 02:27:20,440 Have you even taken a look? Over this one whole day? 1544 02:27:22,200 --> 02:27:27,440 Did you hold your child? Even once? 1545 02:27:35,160 --> 02:27:39,000 Vimmi, you know the situation we're in. 1546 02:27:40,800 --> 02:27:45,160 If I'd taken time for this all three of us would've been into jail or were killed. 1547 02:27:45,880 --> 02:27:47,360 Great! Wonderful! 1548 02:27:48,040 --> 02:27:51,760 His parents die on his birthday! 1549 02:27:52,400 --> 02:27:56,400 -Ill-fated by birth! -Not his fault, is it? 1550 02:27:56,560 --> 02:27:59,240 Exactly my point! What wrong has he done 1551 02:27:59,360 --> 02:28:03,440 to deserve parents who can go to jail anytime? 1552 02:28:03,920 --> 02:28:05,600 Leaving him to rot on the streets? 1553 02:28:10,720 --> 02:28:13,720 -What's your point? -Enough is enough. 1554 02:28:15,440 --> 02:28:18,560 I won't do this anymore. Neither will you. 1555 02:28:22,280 --> 02:28:23,480 And then? 1556 02:28:24,280 --> 02:28:28,480 Anything. Things that other people do. 1557 02:28:30,720 --> 02:28:33,120 Why did we run away from home 1558 02:28:33,200 --> 02:28:35,120 if we have to end up being ordinary? 1559 02:28:37,440 --> 02:28:38,840 Because we were wrong. 1560 02:28:44,920 --> 02:28:49,040 We're not alone any more to listen to our own. 1561 02:28:50,160 --> 02:28:53,040 Now we're responsible for one more life. 1562 02:28:53,680 --> 02:28:55,240 How would he grow up? 1563 02:28:55,680 --> 02:28:57,400 How else? With us! 1564 02:28:57,480 --> 02:28:59,280 With us? 1565 02:28:59,680 --> 02:29:02,040 And which school will he go to? 1566 02:29:02,840 --> 02:29:06,040 There are two kinds of people in this world. 1567 02:29:06,320 --> 02:29:10,040 One, who waste the best years of their lives in schools and colleges. 1568 02:29:10,200 --> 02:29:12,720 And the kind who are self-taught. 1569 02:29:13,280 --> 02:29:16,200 Just like us. We learnt everything ourselves. 1570 02:29:16,560 --> 02:29:18,520 -Which is what he'll learn? -Of course! 1571 02:29:18,800 --> 02:29:20,600 Then he too will go to jail someday? 1572 02:29:20,920 --> 02:29:22,640 Have we ever been to jail? 1573 02:29:23,400 --> 02:29:26,320 You know this! We escaped today by sheer chance. 1574 02:29:27,320 --> 02:29:32,440 I don't want my son growing up behind bars 1575 02:29:33,600 --> 02:29:35,600 or dying young on the run. 1576 02:29:37,000 --> 02:29:42,480 You remember our marriage vows? 1577 02:29:42,920 --> 02:29:44,920 We'll be Bunty-Babli for the rest of our lives 1578 02:29:45,080 --> 02:29:48,920 -and we'll live out all our dreams. -Except... 1579 02:29:50,080 --> 02:29:53,320 -Except? -Leave that to me. 1580 02:29:53,920 --> 02:29:54,920 OK. 1581 02:29:55,560 --> 02:29:57,520 This is the exception Rakesh. 1582 02:29:58,360 --> 02:30:01,240 Aren't you being over emotional with this new role? 1583 02:30:05,160 --> 02:30:09,200 This is how I am now. Now I want to hear your decision. 1584 02:30:09,840 --> 02:30:12,640 It's either the work or us. 1585 02:30:29,640 --> 02:30:31,080 So, what's your decision? 1586 02:30:35,360 --> 02:30:37,400 What'll I do without the two of you? 1587 02:30:44,920 --> 02:30:47,160 Those marriage vows weren't mere words. 1588 02:30:52,000 --> 02:30:53,600 Fursatganj or Pankinagar? 1589 02:30:55,320 --> 02:30:56,800 Is it you or? 1590 02:30:59,640 --> 02:31:00,920 Bunty and Rakesh. Both 1591 02:31:09,040 --> 02:31:10,760 -What? -Tickets. 1592 02:31:14,880 --> 02:31:17,440 -Since when are we buying tickets? -From today. 1593 02:31:19,160 --> 02:31:20,920 Is it necessary to become this honest? 1594 02:31:30,400 --> 02:31:33,320 Hey, Rakesh, you're in love. 1595 02:31:35,520 --> 02:31:37,120 Whatever! 1596 02:31:40,040 --> 02:31:41,720 Rakesh my boy... 1597 02:31:41,800 --> 02:31:45,800 there're two kinds of people in this world. 1598 02:31:45,920 --> 02:31:48,560 The kind that thinks twice before getting married. 1599 02:31:48,720 --> 02:31:51,760 And the kind that thinks afterwards like you, you fool. 1600 02:31:54,880 --> 02:31:58,080 Two tickets for Fursatganj. 1601 02:31:58,440 --> 02:31:59,640 Name? 1602 02:32:00,360 --> 02:32:02,080 Rakesh Trivedi, Vimmi Trivedi. 1603 02:32:05,640 --> 02:32:07,240 Bunty and Babli! 1604 02:32:09,880 --> 02:32:12,600 You must be tired of running, aren't you? 1605 02:32:44,360 --> 02:32:45,640 Rakesh. 1606 02:32:50,760 --> 02:32:52,120 Can we have some water? 1607 02:32:54,240 --> 02:32:55,400 Hey, shoo! 1608 02:32:56,760 --> 02:32:58,480 Not for me. For the two of them. 1609 02:33:22,200 --> 02:33:23,680 You won't believe me... 1610 02:33:24,600 --> 02:33:26,640 but we just quit half and hour ago. 1611 02:33:29,320 --> 02:33:30,920 You're right. I don't believe you. 1612 02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:34,840 But I'm telling the truth... 1613 02:33:35,000 --> 02:33:39,040 I'll start with you right here, right now. 1614 02:33:41,680 --> 02:33:44,560 -What's the look for? -He's telling the truth. 1615 02:33:45,160 --> 02:33:48,840 Must be true when India's biggest liar is saying! 1616 02:33:50,080 --> 02:33:51,480 I'm not lying. 1617 02:33:51,600 --> 02:33:54,920 A dog's tail can never be straight. 1618 02:33:55,120 --> 02:33:56,720 You're of my father's age. 1619 02:33:58,320 --> 02:34:00,720 Else, no one had ever talked to her in this tone. 1620 02:34:00,800 --> 02:34:04,080 -So you respect your elders now? -And why shouldn't we? 1621 02:34:04,160 --> 02:34:06,680 Don't tell me you worship too? 1622 02:34:06,760 --> 02:34:08,160 She does. 1623 02:34:08,520 --> 02:34:12,160 -So? -So nothing at all! 1624 02:34:13,040 --> 02:34:14,920 Pray all you want, in the jail! 1625 02:34:15,680 --> 02:34:19,160 -It's all because of you. -Because of me! 1626 02:34:19,440 --> 02:34:22,840 -Who forced me? -It was for good. 1627 02:34:23,000 --> 02:34:25,800 -Else he'd end up in jail someday. -Where's he going now? 1628 02:34:26,200 --> 02:34:28,600 Now I know how you did 1629 02:34:28,680 --> 02:34:32,640 what you did for so long. 1630 02:34:36,520 --> 02:34:38,080 Pappu is hungry. 1631 02:34:39,160 --> 02:34:42,360 Pappu? Since when he's Pappu? 1632 02:34:42,600 --> 02:34:44,200 Got to call him something, right? 1633 02:34:44,400 --> 02:34:47,080 You're thinking of the gold all the time. 1634 02:34:50,400 --> 02:34:52,080 Let's step... 1635 02:34:52,160 --> 02:34:55,840 outside for a while. 1636 02:34:57,880 --> 02:35:00,160 -I'm not going anywhere. -Up. 1637 02:35:03,360 --> 02:35:08,280 What luck! No one ever caught us during our golden days. 1638 02:35:09,360 --> 02:35:11,400 But the moment we quit... 1639 02:35:13,640 --> 02:35:16,320 Why did you get into all this? 1640 02:35:22,160 --> 02:35:24,280 We wanted to become someone important. 1641 02:35:25,880 --> 02:35:27,280 Are you now? 1642 02:35:29,400 --> 02:35:32,200 -You won't understand... -Why? 1643 02:35:33,720 --> 02:35:35,160 Why won't I? 1644 02:35:36,440 --> 02:35:38,680 -He never could. -He who? 1645 02:35:40,440 --> 02:35:41,760 My father. 1646 02:35:45,160 --> 02:35:46,640 He's just like you. 1647 02:35:50,320 --> 02:35:52,640 You're trying to con me again? 1648 02:36:00,520 --> 02:36:03,480 -May l? -A smoke? Here. 1649 02:36:06,400 --> 02:36:07,480 Where are you going? 1650 02:36:08,680 --> 02:36:10,640 If she sees me smoking she'll scold. 1651 02:36:15,920 --> 02:36:18,000 The child will stay with the mother. 1652 02:36:27,480 --> 02:36:29,200 What's the use of crying now? 1653 02:36:31,120 --> 02:36:33,920 -Should've though it before. -What else to do? 1654 02:36:36,440 --> 02:36:39,680 Become a ticket collector and collect ten rupee bribes all my life? 1655 02:36:49,480 --> 02:36:50,680 You can come in. 1656 02:37:09,600 --> 02:37:11,840 We'll have to inform our parents. 1657 02:37:12,560 --> 02:37:15,240 We certainly can't take him with us. 1658 02:37:15,360 --> 02:37:17,240 No, it won't come to that. 1659 02:37:17,640 --> 02:37:18,920 I'll figure something. 1660 02:37:19,040 --> 02:37:21,600 And con ourselves out of this one too? 1661 02:37:21,720 --> 02:37:23,280 What else to do? 1662 02:37:25,120 --> 02:37:27,240 Take our child to jail 1663 02:37:27,880 --> 02:37:29,600 for whose sake we quit everything? 1664 02:37:34,360 --> 02:37:35,880 Is this justice? 1665 02:37:38,000 --> 02:37:40,680 Jails are for reforming. 1666 02:37:41,040 --> 02:37:43,200 And here we are, being jailed. 1667 02:37:43,280 --> 02:37:46,360 Two have already reformed and an innocent third. 1668 02:37:47,720 --> 02:37:50,880 Don't worry Vimmi. 1669 02:37:51,120 --> 02:37:53,920 -I'll cook up a plan. -What plan? 1670 02:37:54,280 --> 02:37:56,440 It's over now. 1671 02:38:02,920 --> 02:38:05,480 Vimmi, you know how jails are? 1672 02:38:11,240 --> 02:38:13,520 How'll you spend so many years inside one? 1673 02:38:17,800 --> 02:38:19,720 Let's do one thing. 1674 02:38:21,760 --> 02:38:23,520 l'll take the blame for everything. 1675 02:38:25,800 --> 02:38:29,160 You'll be free to go home to Fursatganj with the baby. 1676 02:38:32,400 --> 02:38:34,720 You wanted to become a model anyway. 1677 02:38:37,280 --> 02:38:39,240 I dragged you into this whole thing. 1678 02:38:46,600 --> 02:38:49,720 You can't even make a cup of tea for yourself. 1679 02:38:50,440 --> 02:38:52,920 -How would you... in jail? -I'll manage Vimmi. 1680 02:38:53,640 --> 02:38:56,600 Don't worry about me. 1681 02:38:57,440 --> 02:39:01,040 Have you ever managed to do anything alone? 1682 02:39:02,840 --> 02:39:08,000 In any case, Bunty is nothing without Babli. 1683 02:39:32,000 --> 02:39:33,280 Get up. 1684 02:39:34,000 --> 02:39:35,280 Unlock yourselves. 1685 02:39:36,600 --> 02:39:38,000 I can't do it. 1686 02:39:39,640 --> 02:39:41,640 It's the outskirts of Delhi. 1687 02:39:43,600 --> 02:39:45,600 The train halts there for two minutes. 1688 02:39:47,680 --> 02:39:49,480 You two... 1689 02:39:50,120 --> 02:39:51,520 you three... 1690 02:39:51,600 --> 02:39:54,600 can get the hell out of here. 1691 02:39:56,040 --> 02:39:58,720 No one knows Bunty and Babli except me. 1692 02:40:01,680 --> 02:40:03,280 And no one ever will. 1693 02:40:23,320 --> 02:40:26,280 -Sir... -Shut up and spare me. 1694 02:40:27,600 --> 02:40:30,320 Or l just might change my mind. 1695 02:40:31,000 --> 02:40:32,320 Get going. 1696 02:40:35,000 --> 02:40:38,040 That's enough. 1697 02:41:02,520 --> 02:41:06,240 Whether it was my biggest mistake... 1698 02:41:06,720 --> 02:41:08,840 ...or their best con act, I didn't know. 1699 02:41:10,680 --> 02:41:14,240 But, believe it or not, cops are human too. 1700 02:41:15,600 --> 02:41:18,360 The uniform we wear makes us rough around the edges. 1701 02:41:18,440 --> 02:41:19,880 Our heart remains vulnerable. 1702 02:41:22,600 --> 02:41:26,120 That day I killed Bunty and Babli 1703 02:41:26,640 --> 02:41:29,120 to let Rakesh and Vimmi go free. 1704 02:41:30,120 --> 02:41:31,720 Because l believe 1705 02:41:31,800 --> 02:41:36,280 law should destroy crimes 1706 02:41:36,360 --> 02:41:37,640 not lives. 1707 02:41:39,120 --> 02:41:42,320 The bank's gold was recovered from the spot Babli told. 1708 02:41:43,280 --> 02:41:47,480 The recoveries continued for months afterwards. 1709 02:41:47,880 --> 02:41:50,720 All those valuables and money 1710 02:41:50,800 --> 02:41:54,040 which Bunty and Babli once stole. 1711 02:41:54,320 --> 02:41:57,720 It seemed they really had returned home. 1712 02:41:58,080 --> 02:42:02,240 To live a respectable life like their parents. 1713 02:42:10,440 --> 02:42:13,680 Rakesh, increase the pressure, will you? 1714 02:42:18,640 --> 02:42:20,320 What a joy! 1715 02:42:23,760 --> 02:42:28,160 The world has two kinds of Pappus. 1716 02:42:28,440 --> 02:42:31,000 One who obey their parents and get to eat chocolates. 1717 02:42:31,520 --> 02:42:35,800 The other who don't and get locked up inside toilets. 1718 02:42:35,880 --> 02:42:37,800 -You? -The first. 1719 02:42:38,760 --> 02:42:40,800 My darling son! 1720 02:42:42,120 --> 02:42:43,760 But he didn't even drink his milk. 1721 02:42:44,600 --> 02:42:45,920 He had the chocolate. 1722 02:42:46,560 --> 02:42:49,680 Chocolates? You and your crazy ideas. 1723 02:42:49,920 --> 02:42:54,040 -I'm feeling cold, mom. -Don't bother. Be fashionable. 1724 02:43:00,240 --> 02:43:01,760 What's up? Pappu? 1725 02:43:01,840 --> 02:43:07,280 To be truthful and pray every morning... 1726 02:43:07,360 --> 02:43:10,520 Where's my son? His friend is waiting downstairs. 1727 02:43:12,000 --> 02:43:15,560 Every one has so much time in Fursatganj! 1728 02:43:15,680 --> 02:43:19,160 You fix the name of this city. I'll fix this friend. 1729 02:43:23,360 --> 02:43:26,600 My son is genius from... 1730 02:43:27,520 --> 02:43:29,160 childhood. 1731 02:43:35,920 --> 02:43:41,520 Wonderful to know that our children have done so much! 1732 02:43:41,600 --> 02:43:44,600 So important that your department still remembers them. 1733 02:43:46,640 --> 02:43:52,280 You never did tell them about your work, did you? 1734 02:43:53,520 --> 02:43:56,160 Please tell us, Mr. 1735 02:43:58,760 --> 02:44:00,560 Nervous already? 1736 02:44:02,880 --> 02:44:04,520 There's a scam to take place. 1737 02:44:06,920 --> 02:44:08,520 A big one. 1738 02:44:11,480 --> 02:44:12,680 Listen, sir. 1739 02:44:14,600 --> 02:44:18,880 I swear by my son. We quit it already. 1740 02:44:20,440 --> 02:44:22,920 We know nothing about this scam. 1741 02:44:24,200 --> 02:44:27,040 For three years I am living a normal life. 1742 02:44:27,120 --> 02:44:30,480 -This scam has to be stopped. -Then please stop it. 1743 02:44:36,800 --> 02:44:38,240 We cannot. 1744 02:44:39,520 --> 02:44:40,920 Then who can? 1745 02:44:44,920 --> 02:44:46,200 You two. 1746 02:44:51,040 --> 02:44:55,400 Please save us from this regular life of honesty and purity. 1747 02:44:55,520 --> 02:44:57,760 -Is it just you, or... -Both of us. 1748 02:44:59,800 --> 02:45:04,720 I'll just die if I made another bottle of mango pickle. 1749 02:45:05,120 --> 02:45:07,000 I can't any more, Rakesh. 1750 02:45:26,200 --> 02:45:29,720 Have faith in God. Faith prevails. 1751 02:46:02,400 --> 02:46:05,520 Once they told me that they're in the cleaning business. 1752 02:46:05,600 --> 02:46:08,440 So be it. Now clean the society!