♪ ♪
>> RED.
>> PREVIOUSLY ON THE HARD KNOCKS
KNOCKS.
>> YOU MADE A LOT OF NEW YORKERS
VERY HAPPY.
>> THE ONLY BIRD IN THE WORLD
THAT WILL ATTACK AN EAGLE IS A
CROW.
>> BOMB DOWN THE LEFT SIDELINE
SIDELINE --
>> WE ARE GOING TO BE IN EVERY
GAME.
>> HE'S OUR QUARTERBACK, HE'S
OURS.
HE'S OURS.
♪ ♪
>> GOOD EVENING!
>> GOOD EVENING.
>> BED CHECK TONIGHT, THERE IS
NONE.
YOUR OFF NIGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE
BACK IN THE HOTEL TOMORROW.
OTHERWISE I'LL INTRODUCE YOU ALL
TO OTIS PERLMAN.
IT'S YOUR SHOW.
>> MY JOB, GETTING INSIDE YOUR
HEADS.
YOU'RE READY?
30 TO COME SET MICHAEL CARTER?
SPIRIT FOR MICHAEL, COME ON COME
ON MICHAEL.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
32.
I'M GOING TO THROW YOU FOR A
LOOP.
NFL CHANGE THE RULES COME YOU
CAN GET ANY NUMBER YOU WANT.
YOU CAN MAKE IT UP.
COME ON OVER, I'M GOING TO STAND
RIGHT OVER HERE.
I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE YOU'RE
WEARING YOUR JERSEY, TURN IT
AROUND FOR YOU AND LOOK THIS WAY
AT ME.
YOU HAVE A NEW NUMBER.
YOU GET TO PICK AT THE END I'M
HOPING IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL WITH THEM A
HIGH SCHOOL BALL, I WANT YOU TO
MAKE THIS TOUGH.
LOCK EYES, DON'T SAY A WORD.
DON'T SAY ANYTHING -- TURN YOUR
BACK AGAIN.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
YOU COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF ANY
NUMBER, IT'S NOT 32, RIGHT?
HE JUST MADE UP A NUMBER IN HIS
MIND.
I WANT YOU TO PICTURE -- DON'T
SAY OUT LOUD.
I WANT YOU TO PICTURE YOU'RE
COMING INTO THE STADIUM, THE
JETS ANNOUNCE MICHAEL CARTER,
RUNNING BACK COME IN THE HOUSE
BEFORE THEY SAY THE NUMBER, WHAT
IS YOUR NEW NUMBER, SAY IT!
>> TEN.
>> TURNAROUND.
[LAUGHTER]
PUTTING TOGETHER A GREAT
FOOTBALL TEAM IS A LOT LIKE
PUTTING TOGETHER A PUZZLE.
LOTS OF DIFFERENT PLAYERS IN
THIS ROOM.
LOTS OF DIFFERENT PIECES.
YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT -- COME
ON UP.
I WANT YOU TO SPREAD THESE
PIECES OUT LITTLE BITS COME
DON'T LET ME GET INSIDE YOUR
HEAD.
TAKE YOUR ARM -- YOUR CHOICE
RIGHT OR LEFT, GO, SWEEP THEM
OFF.
HOLD YOUR HANDS OUT.
BRING YOUR HANDS DOWN ANYWHERE
ON THAT TABLE, FEEL AROUND ON
THOSE PIECES.
THIS IS YOUR CHOICE.
CLOSE THEM IN YOUR HANDS,
STRAIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF YOU.
MECOLE, TURN YOUR HANDS OVER,
OPEN THEM UP, LOOK AT THOSE
PIECES.
LOOK AT THEM AND YOU DECIDE TO.
I WANT YOU TO SLOWLY CLOSE YOUR
HAND ON ONE OF THOSE TWO PIECES.
AND WHATEVER YOU GOT LEFT THE
OTHER ONE, THROW IT OUT LIKE A
HAIL MARY INTO THE END ZONE, GET
RID OF IT, GONE.
>> IT'S PLASTIC, IT'S PLASTIC.
>> ALL THESE PUZZLE PIECES, YOU
MADE YOUR CHOICE.
COME OVER HERE FOR A MOMENT,
PLEASE.
I WANT YOU TO GO RIGHT OVER HERE
HERE.
WHAT I DID IS I GOT US A PUZZLE
OF THE NEW YORK JETS AND WHEN
ALL THE PIECES COME TOGETHER
JUST RIGHT, TAKE THAT PIECE AND
SEE HOW IT FITS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> HOLD UP!
WHEN ALL OF THOSE PIECES COME
TOGETHER JUST PERFECT AND WE
MAKE IT TO SUPER BOWL SUNDAY I
WANT YOU TO PICTURE THIS, TAKE A
STEP FORWARD AND I WANT YOU TO
IMAGINE YOU GOT A CRYSTAL BALL
IN YOUR HAND.
WHO DO YOU SEE THE JETS PLAYING
IN THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL?
SAY IT.
>>>> THE 49ers.
>> I'M PUTTING YOU ON THE SPOT
HERE.
WE ARE GOING TO WIN, WE KNOW WE
ARE GOING TO WIN, WHAT IS THE
FINAL SCORE GOING TO BE?
>> 31-21.
>> AND ALL THE PIECES COME
TOGETHER, CAN BE ABSOLUTE
PERFECTION.
I'M TAKING THE JETS AND THE
49ers, 31-21.
>> THAT IS CRAZY, THAT IS CRAZY!
>> THESE ARE A LIST OF ANIMALS
THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN AN NFL
TEAM.
THERE'S A 60 OF THEM, GIRAFFE,
KEEP GOING.
WHALE.
HIPPO, ELEPHANTS, SHEEP.
>> 60 OF THEM.
>> I WANT YOU TO STOP SOMEWHERE
IN THE MIDDLE AND LOOK AT THAT
ANIMAL.
LOCK IT IN.
DECK OF CARDS, CHECK THEM OUT.
OPEN THEM UP IF YOU DON'T MIND.
LOOKED THROUGH THEM, DO WHATEVER
COME I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
I DON'T DO CARD TRICKS, I'M NOT
PICK A CARD TO FIND A CARD,
BORING.
I DEAL WITH THOUGHTS.
I WANT YOU TO HOLD THE CARDS UP,
A LITTLE HIGHER UP.
I WANT TO LOOK THROUGH THOSE
CARDS, LOOK THROUGH AND THINK OF
ANY ONE OF THOSE CARDS YOU SEE.
ICE-COLD UNDER PRESSURE, I LIKE
WHAT I'M SEEING.
PUT THEM IN YOUR HANDS AND PUT
YOUR HAND ON TOP, TWISTED LIKE A
PANCAKE SO WE CAN'T SEE
ANYTHING, CAN'T GET TO IT --
NOTHING.
FAIR?
I WANT TO MAKE SURE -- I THINK
RED-BLACK, SEE THAT REACTION,
THAT FLINCHED?
IT'S A DIAMOND, AND MY RIGHT?
I'M GOING TO DO YOU BETTER THAN
GUESSING, DON'T TAKE IT OUT,
REACHING JUST A LITTLE.
HALFWAY DOWN A LITTLE MORE, I
THINK -- THERE WE GO, I'M GOING
TO GO THERE.
22 DOWN.
TELL US ALL OUT OF THAT HOLE
DECK WHAT CARD YOU THINK OF, SAY
IT.
THREE OF DIAMONDS.
>> HOLD ON!
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF?
>> GOLDFISH, SERIOUSLY?
I GOT YOU, LOOK IN YOUR HANDS.
>> GOLDFISH.
>> HOW?
>> THAT'S CRAZY COME I DON'T
KNOW HOW HE DID THAT ONE.
>> WHAT IF YOU WOULD'VE PICKED A
GIRAFFE?
♪ ♪
>> TRAINING CAMP CAN MAKE YOU
MENTAL.
THE REPETITION AND THE HEAT
DO THINGS TO YOUR MIND.
ESPECIALLY FOR THE FIRST
COUPLE WEEKS WHEN EVERY DAY YOU
FACE THE SAME COMPETITION: YOUR
OWN TEAMMATES.
THAT CAN GET INSIDE YOUR
HEAD.
BUT THIS WEEK THE JETS WILL
BREAK UP THE MONOTONY BY
TRAVELLING TO THE CAROLINAS FOR
TWO DAYS OF JOINT PRACTICES WITH
THE PANTHERS, FOLLOWED BY A
PRESEASON GAME AGAINST THEM
SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
>> HE'S NOT FAST ENOUGH!
>> HUGH -- HUGH HUT.
>> THAT ONE SURE DID HURT.
>> THEY ARE PISSED OFF.
>> WE RISE THE LEVEL OF
COMPETITION.
>> I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO BE
HAVING SOME MALAYS.
>> WE NEED THEM TO COMPETE A
LITTLE MORE, WE NEED THEM TO
COMPETE.
>> 3-19, 3-19 HUT.
>> DON'T DO THAT SHIT IN
PRACTICE.
DON'T TRY TO DO THAT SHIT IN
PRACTICE.
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP.
>> GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK.
>> YOU BEEN IN ANY OF THOSE
FIGHTS AT?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
>> ALL THAT EXTRA SHIT AFTER THE
WHISTLE, THAT'S THE MAIN ISSUE.
>> A BUNCH OF GUYS WILL WITH OUR WITH OUR
ASSES.
>> ♪ ♪
[SHOUTING]
>> WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE THE
BENCHES EVERY TIME, YOU KNOW
THAT I'M SAYING?
YEAH YOU DO.
♪ ♪
>> WHAT THE FUCK, HOLY SHIT!
>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> DAMN!
>> COME ON.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY FOUGHT FOR A DAY, NOW
WATCH?
>> I'M NOT FUCKING WITH HIS ASS.
>> YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOUR
HAND AT ALL?
>> IF I'M FIGHTING I'M ON HIS
SIDE.
>> DUE NOTICE THEY ALWAYS FIGHT
EVERY YEAR?
YOU KNOW I LIKE WHEN THE TITANS
GET ON THE D ENDS ASSES.
SOME PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY
ENTITLED, SOME DAYS I JUST NEED
A SLAP IN THE MOUTH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> SHOT AT MY WIFE, SHE'S GOING
TO BE HERE TODAY, CHARLOTTE MY
NEW BORN DAUGHTER, SHE'S GOING
TO BE HERE, SHUT UP TO
OPTIMUS PRIME COME I LOVE
TRANSFORMERS.
SHUT UP TO MY DADDY, CHARLOTTE
MY AGENT.
>> HIS Q RATING MAY NOT BE AS
HIGH AS SOME OTHER INTERIOR
>> I'D BE SMILING TOO.
DEFENSIVE LINEMEN.
>> BUT THERE'S
A REASON QUINNEN WILLIAMS JUST
SIGNED A 96 MILLION DOLLAR
CONTRACT: HE'S WORTH IT.
>> 95 IS LEADING THE CHARGE
HERE.
>> IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOUR BEST
GUY GO FIRST.
>> 100%.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF WE WOULD'VE
ADVOCATED TO PAY HIM IF HE
WASN'T TYPE OF PERSON HE IS.
HE'S THE RIGHT PERSON TO GIVE IT
TO.
>> ONE OF MY COACHES TOLD ME
MONEY MAKE YOU WHO YOU ALREADY
IS.
IF YOU'RE A RICH PERSON IT MAKES
YOU A GOOD RICH PERSON I FEEL
LIKE I'M A GOOD PERSON I'M A
GOOD ATHLETE.
MY MAIN THING IS NOT THE MONEY
BUT LEAVING A LEGACY.
>>
>> THE MAN THEY CALL Q-BALL,
HAS A HABIT OF PUTTING OFFENSES
BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL.
EVEN HIS OWN.
>> SEC!
>> TIMEOUT!
, TIMEOUT!
>> WATCH THIS, WATCH OUR RUSH.
LET'S SEE IF WE GET HOME, SEE IF
WE GO TO ANOTHER PLACE, A
FUCKING DARK PLACE TO WIN THE
GAME.
LET'S SEE IF Q GOES THERE.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
THAT'S FUCKING DIFFERENT.
WATCH HIM GO TO WORK HERE.
>> THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT A
FAIR IT?
>> YOU DONE FUCKED UP, BECAUSE
EVERY REP TODAY WAS
UNBELIEVABLE.
THAT'S A BIG MAN RUNNING.
THAT IS AWESOME.
>> AARON RODGERS' PLAY FAKES ARE
THE BEST IN THE GAME.
SO GOOD EVEN HIS OWN BACKUPS
CAN'T ALWAYS PREDICT WHETHER THE
PLAY IS RUN OR PASS.
>> WE HAVE BEEN WORKING REALLY
HARD ON OUR PLAY FAKE'S.
EVERY SLIDE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
EVERY EXAMPLE YOU'RE ABOUT TO
SEE HAS A PASS ON ONE SIDE AND A
RUN ON THE OTHER.
THE PERSON WHO'S ON THE CLIP
DOESN'T GET TO VOTE BUT WE ARE
GOING TO HAVE THE REST OF YOU
THREE VOTE ON WHETHER IT'S A RUN
OR A PASS ON THE LEFT AND ON THE
RIGHTS.
IDENTIFY THE RUN, LET'S PUT IT
THAT WAY.
HERE YOU GO, SIDE-BY-SIDE.
WHICH ONE IS PAST, WHICH ONE IS
RUN.
>> HE SAYS THE RIGHT ONE IS RUN.
>> THE RIGHT ONE IS THE PAST.
>> THAT'S FAKE.
>> IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
THAT'S THE POINT, IT SHOULD BE
DIFFICULT FOR YOU GUYS.
HERE WE GO.
>> THE LEFT ONE IS PAST.
>> EVERYONE IS SAYING LEFT ONE
IS PASS?
YOU ARE RIGHT, THE LEFT ONE IS
PAST.
THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
>> HE DOES TO HANDBALL THICK,
LEFT ONE IS PAST.
HE SHORT CHANGE IS THE RIGHT
ONE, EXTENDS THE LEFT ONE.
>> THE LEFT IS PAST.
>> I THINK LEFT IS PAST.
[LAUGHTER]
>> LEFT ONE IS RUN.
>> SHORTCHANGE.
>> AARON RODGERS IS MONEY.
PARTLY BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT HE
LIKES.
AND IT STARTS WITH GETTING THE
RIGHT SNAP.
>> DON'T SPIN THE BALL.
JUST TOSS THE BALL, DON'T SPIN
IT.
JUST TOSS THE BALL, DON'T SPIN
IT.
THAT'S HOW A SNAP GOES.
>> THE QUARTERBACK-CENTER
RELATIONSHIP IS UNIQUE.
ALMOST INTIMATE.
>> IS YOUR FINGER OKAY?
>> IT'S FINE.
>> I'M IN THERE A LITTLE DEEPER
THAN SOME OF THOSE OTHER GUYS.
3-19, 3-19 HUT.
>> A LITTLE BIT LATE, A LITTLE
BIT SWIRLY.
JUST TRY TO THROW A DEAD ONE
BACK TO ME.
TUMBLE IT BUT SPIRAL IS THE
WORST ONE, I DON'T WANT A SPIRAL
SPIRAL.
COUPLE ARE A LITTLE BIT LATE.
3-19, 3-19 HUT.
THAT WAS A CANDY HOP, THANKFULLY
THANKFULLY.
>> FEW PLAYERS ARE IN COMMAND OF
THE FIELD AS TOTALLY AS AARON
RODGERS.
SOMETIMES IT FEELS AS IF HE
KNOWS EVERY BLADE OF GRASS.
>> WHERE YOU ALWAYS PICKING UP
GRASS, TRY TO GET THE WIND?
♪ ♪
>> I THINK I STARTED DOING THAT
WHEN IT WAS A LITTLE COLD IN
GREEN BAY.
JUST TO GET A LITTLE EXTRA
DEXTERITY, RUBBING THE GRASS OR
DIRT ON YOUR HANDS TO BE ABLE TO
GRIP THE BALL A LITTLE BIT
BETTER.
IT'S ALSO A GREAT WAY TO SEE
WHAT WAY THE WIND IS BLOWING
WHICH I THINK IS AN UNDERRATED
PART OF PRACTICE SOMETIMES.
REMEMBER, THIS ONE IS GOING TO
HAVE A HARD TIME TURNING DOWN.
IT AFFECTS -- IF YOU HAVE A
STRONG TAIL WIND, DEEP BALL TO
THE LEFT, IT'S GOING TO TRAIL A
LITTLE INSIDE.
ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS, IT'S A
MOMENT OF MEDITATION ON THE
FIELD, TO GET DOWN THERE.
>> LET HIM DO HIS THING.
YOU'RE GOING TO THROW THE BALL
LIKE THAT?
>> GO AHEAD.
>> I WISH PEOPLE WAS NORMAL.
>> YOU NOT NORMAL.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE.
>> I'LL DO IT RIGHT HERE.
>> WHO NEEDS NORMAL?
DEFENSIVE END WILL McDONALD
ISN'T INTERESTED.
IN APRIL, THE JETS SELECTED HIM
WITH THE 15TH PICK BELIEVING HIM
TO BE A GAME-CHANGER.
BUT THE ROOKIE ISN'T CHANGING
FOR ANYONE.
>> I LOVE EMBARRASSING PEOPLE.
I LOVE EMBARRASSING PEOPLE.
>> HE'S GOT A PHILOSOPHY FOR
PLAYING AND LIVING THAT'S NOT
EASY TO POKE HOLES IN.
>> WELCOME TO POWERHOUSE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?
>> I WANT TO GET THE PIERCING --
I HAD A PIERCING HERE, I WANT TO
GET MY EYEBROW, AND THEN
WHATEVER ELSE I DECIDE I WANT I
WANT TO JUST GET.
>> COOL.
♪ ♪
>> FANTASTIC.
>> I DON'T REALLY GOT A STYLE,
MY STYLE IS UNPREDICTABLE.
EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS FOR THAT
MY STYLE IS UNPREDICTABLE.
>> IS HER EYEBROW FULLY
RESTORED?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> ARE YOU MORE NERVOUS FOR THIS
THEN YOU ARE BEFORE GAMES?
>> I DON'T GET NERVOUS BEFORE
GAMES.
I APPROACH GAMES THE SAME WAY I
DO IN LIFE, YOU DON'T THINK
ABOUT ANYTHING.
JUST GO OUT THERE AND PLAY.
>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> IT'S GOOD.
>> AWESOME.
DEFINITELY NOT AS SPICY AS DOING
YOUR NOSE.
>> I AM NERVOUS, I'M ACTUALLY
SCARED.
I DON'T WANT TO GET THE NOSE
BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HURT, THIS
ONE LAST TIME IT HURT REAL BAD
AND I WAS CRYING.
IT'S WHATEVER.
>> I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO
BREATHE IN AND BREATHE OUT.
BIG BREATH IN FOR ME, AND
BREATHE OUT.
FANTASTIC, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
I'M GOING TO GET RID OF THE
SHARPEST STUFF, POPULAR EARRING
IN.
I'LL MAKE SURE TO GET ANY OF THE
RUNAWAY TEARS COME I PROMISE.
IS NOT FROM PAIN IT'S US BECAUSE
WE ARE MESSING AROUND WITH YOUR
NOSE AND WE ARE DONE, IT'S THAT
QUICK.
ANYMORE?
>> BE COOL.
IT WAS PAINFUL, IT WAS VERY
PAINFUL.
YOU ONLY GET ONE LIFE, DON'T
THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH, DO
WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
♪ ♪
>> WHAT'S UP, STUD?
THINGS GOING WELL?
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE AT?
>> I LOVE IT, IT'S BEEN AMAZING.
CRAZY WHEN YOU WERE IN ONE PLACE
FOREVER.
>> I CAN IMAGINE.
>> I HOPE THAT FOR YOU.
>> APPRECIATE IT.
HE'S BEEN GREAT TO WORK WITH,
I'VE ASKED A MILLION QUESTIONS.
>> AS YOU SHOULD DO.
>> HAVE FUN OUT THERE -- GREAT
TO FINALLY MEET YOU, I'M A BIG
FAN OF YOURS.
>> Q, SOMETIMES GOT A LIFTER
YOUR LEG AND MARK YOUR
TERRITORY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
WE ARE IN THEIR BACKYARD WE ARE
GOING TO PISS ON THEIR CORNER,
ON THE TREE COME ON THE PORCH
COME ON THE KIDS TOYS.
>> NOT THE KIDS COMING UP THE
KIDS.
>> THE KIDS KIDS TOYS.
>> I KNOW, YOU CAN PISS ON THE
TOYS.
>> LEAVE THEM ON, YOU LOOK LIKE
A BIKER.
IS YOUR CREW THE SAME?
>> I LOST A COUPLE GUYS, MARTIN
IS THE FIRST.
>> I HOPE THIS GROUP WOKE UP
THIS MORNING NOT BULLSHITTING.
YOU DON'T HOPE, YOU BELIEVE.
THOSE THAT LIVE IN HOPE DIE IN
SHIT.
>> WE DON'T HOPE, WE KNOW.
>> WE GO AS YOU GO, ALWAYS.
>> LET'S GET THAT WORK IN TODAY,
GREAT TO BE OUT HERE WITH YOU
GUYS.
YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD GAME SO
FAR?
>> WHAT'S UP, STUD, HOW ARE YOU
DOING?
>> RANK, YOUR FIRST OFFENSE, OUR
FIRST DEFENSE.
>> TODAY, WE BE THE BEST D-LINE
IN THE COUNTRY.
BELIEVE THAT SHIT, THE BEST
D-LINE IN THE COUNTRY.
NUMBER 1 ON THREE!
>> THE JETS KNOW JUST HOW
DOMINANT QUINNEN WILLIAMS CAN
BE.
>> FOREMAN!
>> THE PANTHERS ARE ABOUT TO
FIND OUT FOR THEMSELVES.
>> YEAH, Q!
>> OUR D-LINE IS OUR BABY.
>> IT'S ALWAYS BEEN OUR BABY.
>> WE GO AS THEY GO.
REALLY FUN GROUP TO COACH,
SELF-MOTIVATED, THIS GROUP WANTS
TO BE THE BEST AND THEY'VE GOT A
CHANCE TO BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT
SOME GUYS.
♪ ♪
>> THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.
>> I'M FUCKING HIM!
>> BE THE INSTIGATOR, NOT THE
INSTIGATED TO.
>> AND I FUCKING THE M THE FLOCKING FUCKING BEAST.
>> ON MY LIFE I PROBABLY GOT TEN
SACKS TODAY BY MYSELF.
>> TEN SACKS.
>> ONE DEFENSE, EVERYONE ON THE
SIDE TO.
>> I PROBABLY GOT TEN SACKS
TODAY.
>> I GOT TO HAVE AT LEAST
FUCKING FIVE AND ONE FUCKING
GAME, BRO.
♪ ♪
>> GOOD JOB.
♪ ♪
>> 11 SACKS.
>> JOSH McCOWN.
LONG TIME QUARTERBACK IN THE
LEAD, HOW MANY YEARS DID YOU GET
IN?
>> 18 OR 19.
>> THAT'S DECENT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WHAT'S UP, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHEN YOU'VE BEEN IN THE
LEAGUE FOR NEARLY TWO DECADES,
YOU GET TO KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE.
THE TRIP TO CAROLINA GIVES
RODGERS A CHANCE TO CATCH UP
WITH AN ESPECIALLY CLOSE FRIEND
HE KNEW IN GREEN BAY-JAMES
CAMPEN NOW A COACH FOR THE
PANTHERS.
>> WHAT'S UP LITTLE BITCH, WHAT
ARE YOU?
YOU LOOK FAT AS SHIT.
YOU SAID 260.
>> I DID NOT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU AT?
>> FIVE OVER.
>> WHAT ARE YOU?
>> LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> POP TARTS.
>> DOES HE REALLY?
>> ONE SO FAR?
>> WHOLE TRAINING CAMP.
>> WOW.
AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO KICK
YOU IN THE NUTS.
>> YOU GUYS WATCH THIS GUY, GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
COME HERE.
>> REUNIONS MAY BE WONDERFUL.
BUT THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME AS A NEW
YORK JET RODGERS WILL BE TAKING
SNAPS AGAINST AN OPPONENT.
♪ ♪
>> GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB.
>> FOR ERROR AND IT STILL LOOKS
LIKE IT'S IN SLOW MOTION.
>> WHEN YOU HEAR THEM ARTICULATE
THE GAME I'VE NEVER HEARD
ANYTHING LIKE IT, HAVE YOU?
>> DO YOU WANT STUD OR GO, WHAT
DO YOU WANT?
>> I'M COMING UNDER.
3-19.
>> NICE BALL, 8.
>> YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE PLAY FAKE
AT ALL?
>> NOT AT ALL.
>> YOU'RE PLAYING TOP
COVERAGE -- DO YOU NEED TO HAVE
MORE GUYS OUT THERE SO YOU CAN
DROP EIGHT?
♪ ♪
>> HE'S BEEN FANTASTIC.
♪ ♪
>> NICE JOB.
>> THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING GOOD
RIGHT THERE.
I'M CELEBRATING THAT SHIT.
>> THE PAPER DON'T MATTER.
WE ARE STILL JUST FIGURING OUR
SHIT OUT.
>> "FIGURING IT OUT" IS EXACTLY
WHAT TRAINING CAMP IS FOR.
IT'S A PROCESS.
IT TAKES TIME AND SOMETIMES
PATIENCE.
>> LET'S GO O-LINE.
THE O GOES AS YOU GO.
>> 3-19.
EIGHTAIN'T NO SACK.
3RD & 12.
>> THERE'S NO FUCKING SACK, WE
DON'T HAVE TO KISS THEIR ASS
BECAUSE WE ARE OUT HERE, THERE'S
NO SACK.
>> FUCKER.
>> BLOCK ANYBODY UP FRONT?
>> WE GOT TO GET THEM RIGHT,
A-ROD.
♪ ♪
>> WHY IS HE COMING FREE?
>> THE JETS SUDDENLY LOOK LOST.
OUT OF SORTS AND OUT OF SYNC.
>> OPERATE, COMMUNICATE.
THEY BRING PRESSURES ON A
STOPPED CLOCK.
>> 3-19 HUT!
>> EASY, EASY!
>> 2 MINUTES.
>> WILL NOT LEARN, THAT PLAY
SUCKS FROM THAT FORMATION.
>> WE LEARNED THAT AFTER THAT
REP.
MAYBE WE'LL LEARN THAT.
[HORN BLOWING]
>> FELT NO JUICE FROM OUR GUYS.
WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING, BUT
HE.
WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING.
>> WE ARE COMMITTED TO PLAY
FOOTBALL.
>> LAST NIGHT I WENT BACK IN MY
OFFICE I TURNED OUT MY LIGHTS
AND I WATCH THE SILENT TAPE.
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW IMPORTANT TO
ME THE SILENT TATE IS BECAUSE A
SILENT TIP REPRESENTS WITH THE
FUCK WE ARE.
DEFENSE, OUR STYLE WAS ALL OVER
THIS BITCH YESTERDAY IT WAS
AWESOME TO SEE BECAUSE THAT'S
OUR STANDARD, THAT'S WHO WE ARE.
OFFENSE.
GUYS, IT WAS OUR FIRST FUCKING
OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE THE STINK
THAT'S BEEN IN THIS ORGANIZATION
FOR A VERY LONG TIME ON THE
OFFENSIVE SIDE OF THE BALL.
YOU CAN HAVE HAVE A HALL OF FAME
QUARTERBACK, YOU CAN HAVE
$210 MILLION PLUS RECEIVERS, YOU
CAN HAVE A WINNING OFFENSIVE
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, YOU CAN HAVE
ALL KINDS OF SKILL IN THE
RUNNING BACK ROOM, NONE OF IT
FUCKING MATTERS INTO THE BIG
BOYS UPFRONT CHANGE TO THE FUCK
WE ARE.
WE COME AS COACHES, WE AS AN
ORGANIZATION CAN'T WANTED MORE
THAN YOU.
I'M WATCHING THE TAPE LAST NIGHT
TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO SHOW
THAT WE ARE FUCKING CHANGING AND
IT DIDN'T SHOW AND THAT WAS OUR
FIRST OP.
AND I WOULD LOVE TO SAY WE HAVE
ANOTHER PRACTICE BUT IT'S LIKE
SUNDAY, YOU DON'T GET MONDAY
MORNING TO GO REDO.
IT'S GETTING YOUR MIND RIGHT TO
REPRESET TO THE FUCK YOU ARE
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME YOU'RE
ON THE FUCKING FIELD.
WE WILL FIX THE FOOTWORK, WE
WILL FIX ALL THAT SHIT BUT WE
CAN'T FIX SHIT UNTIL WE KNOW
YOU'RE GIVING EVERYTHING YOU'VE
GOT.
MAKING IT FUCKING HURT,
STRAINING AND HURTING AND
FIGHTING FOR EVERYTHING YOU
FUCKING GOT.
WE WILL GO AS YOU GO.
WE PROVED IT LAST YEAR THAT WE
ARE A 7-10 FOOTBALL TEAM WITH A
REALLY FUCKING GOOD DEFENSE AND
A METEOR MEDIOCRE OFFENSE, THAT'S WHAT
WE PROVED.
FLIP THAT FUCKING SHIT.
WE DON'T GET ANY MORE SECOND
CHANCES.
WE GOT TO GET BETTER.
♪ ♪
>> THE RAIN PROMPTS THE TEAMS TO
CANCEL DAY TWO OF THE JOINT
PRACTICE.
BUT THE JETS CATCH A BREAK,
THANKS TO A BREAK IN THE
WEATHER.
THEY OPT TO PRACTICE BY
THEMSELVES TO SHARPEN UP FOR
SATURDAY'S GAME.
♪ ♪
>> GREAT DAY FOR PRACTICE.
>> ♪ ♪
>> ATTACK, ATTACK!
[SHOUTING]
>> THAT'S REAL.
PUT THE BALL ON THE 40 OVER
THERE.
♪ ♪
>> I SAID BE READY FOR IT, GET
THAT HEAD AROUND.
'S GOT A LOT OF ROOM, FLOWING
HAIR.
♪ ♪
>> YOU GOT TO WIN, >> GREAT
COMPETITIVE PRACTICE.
AGAIN, MAKE SURE WE DO A GREAT
JOB AND HYDRATE.
GO EXTRA IT'S GOING TO BE STICKY
ON SATURDAY.
IS A 4:00 GAME WHICH IS THE
HOTTEST PART OF THE SOUTH.
MAKE SURE WE ARE ON TOP OF OUR
BODIES, BREAK IT DOWN.
>> TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODIES,
ROOKIES!
THAT SHIT BETTER BE FUNNY, LET'S
GO JETS ON THREE.
>> IT BETTER BE HILARIOUS.
>> LET'S GO.
>> [BOOS]
>> FACE FRONT!
PREPARE YOUR SELVES.
>> SHOWTIME, INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
>> SHOWTIME.
>> BROTHER PORK CHOP.
[LAUGHTER]
>> PORK CHOP, EXTRA GRAVY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
>> IS THIS A DANCE OFF -- WHAT
WAS THIS?
>> FIRST PLACE, $100, SECOND
PLACE 75, THIRD PLACE IN 50.
WIN.
>> THE QR CODE AIN'T WORKING.
>> WHAT IS THIS, WHAT IS THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> WHAT THE FUCK?
>> WHO COMES TO MIND?
♪ ♪
YOU JUST TYPED A NAME.
>> WHY DON'T WE GOT MULTIPLE
CHOICE.
WHAT YOU TYPE IN?
WITH THE FUCK IS THAT?
>> THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS WES.
>> THIS IS TERRIBLE, IT'S 18
QUESTIONS?
ITS 18 QUESTIONS.
THAT MIGHT BE THE WORST SHIT
EVER.
>> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS NO
MORE.
[BOOS]
>> THIS IS TERRIBLE.
>> SOME OF YOU TRY TO DO GOOD TO
COME IN NEXT WEEK THAT SHIT BACK
BACK.
>> ALL DAY!
>> THIS JETS TEAM, THE
INCITEMENTEXCITEMENT IS REAL.
>> ON PAPER, THEY LOOK FANTASTIC
FANTASTIC.
>> IN TERMS OF IDENTITY THE JETS
BELIEVE THEY CAN TAKE ANOTHER
STEP OF THIS SEASON.
ROGERS WILL BE WATCHING FROM THE
SIDELINE, HIS BACK UP THE
STARTER THE LAST TWO YEARS HE
GETS THE NOD OVER CENTER.
>> DO ONE THING FOR ME, THAT YOU
FUCKING SMILE, EVERY PLAY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND A SMILE
AND A SOAK THIS FUCKER IN.
YOU HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO
PLAY WELL AND ENJOY IT.
>> APPRECIATE IT.
>> WE ARE ALWAYS HAVING FUN, WE
ARE DONE BEING STRESSED ABOUT
FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL IS FUN!
>> WHAT CAN I SAY!
>> LET'S GO, BABY.
LET'S HAVE A BLAST.
>> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING UNDER
HERE -- THERE YOU GO.
>> SWAG.
HE APPROVES.
>> THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY,
REBIRTH.
HE GETS TO LEARN FROM HIS
CHILDHOOD IDOL.
>> I GOT DAD'S APPROVAL ON THE
SWAG.
>> NICE SHOT.
>> HE'S GOT PETE CARROLL IN THE MOUTH.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE MANY
OF THE STARTERS, YOU'RE GOOD TO
SEE GUYS GETTING OPPORTUNITIES.
>> I'M IN THE LEAGUE, I'M IN THE
LEAGUE.
>> HE'S GOT A LOT OF MOVES AT
THE END POSITION.
>> YOU'RE GOOD TO BE SITTING IN
THE ROOM ALL BY YOURSELF
WATCHING THE SILENT TAPE, WHAT
DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHEN YOU'RE
WATCHING BY YOURSELF AND THAT
FUCKING TAPE IS SILENT?
REPRESENT WHO YOU ARE, WHO WE
ARE.
BREAK IT DOWN.
>> LOVE YOU.
ON AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
>> SHARP, RIGHT FROM THE
BEGINNING.
>> ZACH WILSON SEEMS TO BE
BENEFITTING FROM RODGERS'
MENTORSHIP.
HE'S EVEN USING ONE OF HIS
FAVORITE TRICKS.
SET HUT!
>> THEY WILL WHISTLE THE PLAY
DEAD TO.
>> LET THEM GO!
>> Referee: NEUTRAL ZONE
INFRACTION, NUMBER 95, DEFENSE.
>> WHY WAS THAT NOT A FREE PLAY?
THAT'S WHAT ZACH WILSON WAS
COMPLAINING ABOUT.
>> LET THEM GO, COME ON.
>> 3-19, 3-19 HUT.
>> GOOD JOB, ZACH.
>> THE
>> THE NEARLY TRIPLE-DIGIT
TEMPERATURE COSTS THE JETS A
TOUCHDOWN.
NORMALLY THAT PLAY, IS NO SWEAT.
>> IS THERE ANY WAY THE UMPIRE
COULD HAVE A TOWEL AND WASH SOME
SWEAT ON THE BALL OR IS IT TOO
MUCH TO ASK.
GET HIM ONE IF HE NEEDS ONE.
>> RODGERS SWEATS EVERY DETAIL
AND STILL WANTS ANSWERS ABOUT
THAT OFFSIDES PENALTY FOUR PLAYS
EARLIER.
>> THE GUY HAS TO STAY STILL IF
YOU WANT US TO LET THAT PLAY GO.
THAT'S WHAT HE CALLED.
>> WHICH GUY, TACKLES?
WHICH GUY MOVED FROM A GUY ON
THE RIGHT SIDE, RECEIVER?
IF YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT COME
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHO JUMPED.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> GOOD JOB BEING SMART ON THAT,
WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT THING?
>> I WANT TO AT LEAST HIT THE
FLATS AND GET A LITTLE MORE.
>> THAT WAS A LOT OF PRODUCTION.
>> WE'LL GET MORE.
>> YOU CALL TELL YOU WANT TO,
JUST A SUGGESTION FROM THE
PEANUT GALLERY.
>> ROBERT SALEH JUST WANTS THE
JOB DONE.
SPECIFICALLY, A NOT-SO-WARM
WELCOME TO THIS YEAR'S #1
OVERALL PICK.
>> WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY HERE TO
MAKE A DEBUT IF YOUR BRYCE
YOUNG.
>> NOW IT'S TIME TO GET PRESSURE
ON THE QUARTERBACK.
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>> THAT'S WHY YOU STAY IN THERE.
>> LOOK AT THE PANTHERS, ONLY
ONE FIRST DOWN.
>> BACK TO THROW COME UNDER
PRESSURE -- HE WILL BE SACKED.
JEFFERSON COLLAPSES THE POCKET.
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, GREAT FUCKING JOB, GOOD
FUCKING JOB.
>> ZACH WILSON AND THE PASSING
GAME LOOK SHARP.
BUT ROBERT SALEH HAS GOOD REASON
TO SEE WHAT THE RUNNING GAME CAN
DO.
>> I'M GOING TO INTERJECT, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO.
HIM ON THE BALL WRITE DOWN
THERE.
>> MOVE THE FUCKING LINE, NOW.
>> AFTER A TOUGH WEEK, THE
OFFENSIVE LINE HAS A CHANCE TO
TAKE IT OUT ON THE PANTHERS.
HARD TO BEAT A UNIT LOOKING TO
REGAIN ITS PRIDE.
>> GOOD RUN!
>> THAT OFFENSIVE LINE CAN PUSH
BACK ON THE DEFENSIVE LINE.
>> GOOD JOB.
>> KEEP FUCKING GOING.
>> HANDOFF, SECONDARY AND MAKES
A MAN MISS.
REACHES THE BALL OUT, HE'S IN,
YES!
THAT'S A JETS TOUCHDOWN!
WHAT A SPINNING RUN BY THE
ROOKIE OF THE MIDDLE.
NOW THEY'RE GOING TO SAY HE
DIDN'T BREAK THE PLANE.
>> I WANT A TIMEOUT.
>> SENT HIM BACK OUT, FINISH A
DRIVE.
>> HE'S GOING TO BE SHORT TWO >>
THIS 12 SECONDS REMAINING IN THE
HALF, ZACH WILSON HAS ONE CHANCE
TO GET THE JETS INTO THE
END ZONE.
>> ZACH WILSON TAKES THE SNAP,
BOOTLEG UP THE LEFT.
WIDE OPEN, THAT'S THE JETS
TOUCHDOWN!
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, GOOD SHIT!
GREAT FUCKING JOB.
>> HE WAS BACKPEDALING!
>> HOW BEAUTIFUL WAS THE HANK?
YOU TURNED ME ON ON THAT ONE.
>> 13-0, THE JETS HAVE THE LEAD
AT THE BREAK.
>> COMPLETELY DOMINATING THE
PANTHERS.
>> NO WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER?
>> I DON'T LIKE IT.
I LIKE TALKING.
>> I LIKE TALKING.
EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S
GOING ON.
>> KEEP ME ON THE STRAIGHT PATH.
I WANT YOU GOING.
KEEP WEARING THEM OUT.
>> WE TALKED ABOUT IT ALL WEEK
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER HOW
YOU START AGAIN, IT MATTERS HOW
YOU FUCKING FINISH, THAT'S WHAT
DEFINES YOU.
LEAVE NO DOUBT WHO YOU ARE,
LET'S GO.
>> THE DEFENSE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
KEEP THE PANTHERS OFFENSE OFF
BALANCE.
EVEN MORE IMPORTANT, THEY KNOW
HOW TO DO IT.
>> THEY WAITING ON ME ON THE
INSIDE SO I TRY TO GO UP.
>> PART OF THE SOLUTION IS WILL
McDONALD, THE ROOKIE EDGE RUSHER
WITH A TASTE FOR PIERCINGS AND
LIMITLESS ENERGY.
>> SET HUT!
>> NUMBER ONE DRAFT CHOICE WILL
McDONALD COME OUTSTANDING CAMP
SO FAR.
LOOK AT THE MOTOR.
THE GUY WILL GO, HE'S ABLE TO
BOUNCE OFF.
>> I GOT IT.
>> DID YOU SEE WHAT WILL
McDONALD JUST DID?
DID ANYONE SEE THAT?
THAT WAS CRAZY, LOOK AT HIM.
>> D GO?
>> IOWA STATE.
>> APPRECIATE IT.
♪ ♪
>> THIRD DOWN AND FOR.
HE'LL BE SACKED, BROUGHT DOWN BY
THE ROOKIE WILL McDONALD.
>> RUSHED ONLY THREE AND WILL
McDONALD STILL GOT THE SACK!
♪ ♪
>> WILL McDONALD IS GOING TO
TAKE THAT OFFENSIVE TACKLE UP
THE FIELD.
GETS HIS FIRST NFL SACK.
>> YEAH!
YEAH!
>> YEAH, WILL!
>> HEY, DOG.
HE GOT HIS FIRST.
HOW ABOUT THE ROOKIE GETTING HIS
FIRST?
THAT IS AWESOME, THAT'S SO COOL.
ROOKIE GETTING SOME LOVE -- I
SEE YOU COME UP BROOKE.
>> 4TH DOWN & 11 AND THEY ARE
STILL GOING FOR IT.
>> FIRES HIGH, INCOMPLETE.
>> WHAT A FUCKING RUSH, OH, MY
GOSH.
GOOD PRESSURE FROM WILL
McDONALD, ONCE AGAIN.
>> HE'S A PROBLEM ONE ON ONE.
HE SENSES IT AND SPINS AWAY FROM
IT AND HE'S ABLE TO TALK UNDER.
HE'S A PURE PASS RUSHER.
HE'S GOING TO HAVE A GREAT
ROOKIE SEASON.
>> IS THAT WILL?
>> THERE'S SOME TALENTED PASS
RUSHERS ON THIS JETS TEAM.
>> THAT'S FANTASTIC.
♪ ♪
>> THE JETS WILL TAKE OVER ON
DOWNS INSIDE CAROLINA TERRITORY
WITH A 13-0 LEAD TO.
>> 3-19, SET HUT.
>> AT THE GOAL LINE, E.J.
JENKINS INTO THE END ZONE,
THAT'S A JETS TOUCHDOWN!
JETS DOMINATING 20-0.
>> THAT'S GREAT COACHING ARRAY
TO THERE.
>> GOOD JOB, OH!
>> NOW IF YOU'RE ON DEFENSE,
YOUR THINKING LET'S TRY TO SHUT
SHUTS THE CAROLINA PANTHERS OUT.
>> SOME QUESTIONS ARE JUST TOO
EASY.
>> YOU LOVE IT OR YOU LIKE IT?
LET'S SEE.
>> WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT A
THUMPING?
>> THREE-AND-OUT.
♪ ♪
>> GO, GO, GO.
>> RUN THROUGH THAT FUCKER.
♪ ♪
>> WHO'S TURN NEXT?
♪ ♪
>> LEAVE NO FUCKING DOUBT WHO
YOU ARE.
I LOVE KICKING PEOPLE'S ASSES.
>> THE DEFENSE IS PITCHING A
SHUTOUT.
THAT KIND OF PERFORMANCE CAN
LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS.
>> TAKE A BREATH, TAKE A BREATH.
>> LET'S SEE IF 42 IS COMING OR
NOT.
SHOULD BE WIDE OPEN.
>> 3-19, 3-19 HUT!
>> WIDE OPEN IN THE END ZONE,
TOUCHDOWN!
>> THAT'S TIGHT END ZACK KUNTZ'S
FIRST TOUCHDOWN AS A PRO.
NICE REDEMPTION FOR HIS POOR
PERFORMANCE OF THE ROOKIE SHOW.
>> RUN THE WRONG ROUTE AND GET
THE BALL.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> GREAT COACHING.
>> HANG IN THERE.
GREAT COACHING.
RUN THE WRONG ROUTE, GET THE
BALL.
>> I LOVE YOU, BIG GUY.
KEEP GRINDING.
LET'S GET THE OTHERS.
>> THIS WAS A HIGH QUALITY
PERFORMANCE FROM THE
NEW YORK JETS.
>> THE JETS WIN 27-0, THE
LARGEST SHUT OUT MARGIN IN JETS
HISTORY IN THE PRESEASON.
>> THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS GOOD.
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THE CONTRACT,
YOU DESERVE IT.
>> WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST.
>> LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BROTHER.
>> ANYTIME YOU WANT ONE.
>> NO THANK YOU.
>> KEEP WORKING HARD.
>> ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE SAY
WHO YOU ARE.
JUST DELETE IT.
I KNOW IT'S TOUGH, THIS LEAGUE
IS TOUGH.
YOU'VE GOT TO GO PROVE IT EVERY
DAY.
YOU GET A CHANCE, JUST GO PROVE
IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
>> I'M WITH YOU.
THANK YOU.
>> HAVE A GREAT YEAR.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
HAVE FUN WITH IT COME A LONG
JOURNEY.
>> YOU KNOW TOO MANY PEOPLE.
>> I'M OLD.
>> THAT WAS US, THAT WAS US.
>> KNOWING WHO YOU ARE CAN HELP
YOU GET TO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO.
>> I GOT MY FIRST SACK AS A JET.
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE TO COME,
REMEMBER THAT.
>> THE JETS IDENTITY IS STILL A
WORK IN PROGRESS.
BUT THIS LOCKER ROOM HAS ENOUGH
TALENT TO BE ANYTHING IT WANTS.
>> I'M EXCITED TO GO LOOK AT
THIS TAPE BECAUSE I FELT LIKE
THAT WAS US WE FELT LIKE THAT
WAS US AND ALL THREE PHASES FOR
FOUR FUCKING QUARTERS, WE GOT
AFTER THEIR ASS.
WITH OUR BRAND OF FOOTBALL.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
TAPE, BREAK IT DOWN.
>> FAMILY ON THREE!
ONE, TWO, THREE --
>> THE FIRST START WAS IN THE
STADIUM, THAN THE UPS AND DOWNS
OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS.
WE'VE GOT TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THE
UPS AND DOWNS AND GRATEFUL FOR
WHAT'S TO COME.
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>> WE'VE BEEN TRYING OUR BEST TO
GET YOU GUYS EDUCATED ON
EVERYTHING FOOTBALL.
THE BIGGEST PROBLEM I HAVE IS WE
HAVE NOT DONE A GOOD JOB OF
TEACHING THEM OF MOVIES.
WELCOME TO CINEMA SUNDAY.
EDUCATING AN UNDERPRIVILEGED
GENERATION IN THE ART OF MOVING
PICTURES.
YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW WHO'S WHO LESLIE
NIELSEN IS, HAS HIGHLY ACCLAIMED
FILMS INCLUDE AIRPLANE, NAKED
GUN, NAKED GUN TWO AND A HALF
AND 33 AND A THIRD.
AS WELL AS SPY HARD.
HE IS CONSIDERED THE KING OF
ONE-LINERS IN MOVIES AND TO GIVE
YOU A COUPLE OF EXAMPLES HERE.
♪ ♪
>> POLICE SQUAD!
>> WINDOW BINGO.
>> I HAD TO GET MESSAGE TO
POLICE SQUAD.
NO PHONE AND A MILE FROM
CIVILIZATION, MY PROSPECTS WERE
BLEAKER THAN A DURABLES AND A
BATHHOUSE.
>> DID YOU EVER SEE NAKED GUN?
AIRPLANE?
HE'S MIC'D UP LIKE A BIG
CONFERENCE, HE'S TALKING TO THE
CITY ABOUT THE CASE AND HE
LEAVES HIS MIC ON AND GOES TO
THE BATHROOM AND HE'S PEEING.
SO FUN.
♪ ♪