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Previously on Weeds
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People seem to like what we're selling !
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MILF Weed.
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It's the brand ... the date, made by lo
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If you'll notice above me,
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our very first camera !
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DRUGS ARE WROOOOOOONG !!
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I think you're turning Agrestic into a police state.
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Yeah !!!
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I totally kick ass !
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You want be to be your girlfriend ?
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They think he's cool ever since he took up your cause.
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What cause?
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GO DRUGS RA-RA-RA !
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Can I come in ?
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Bad timing.
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Its dad's birthday for fuck's sake !
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We're married.
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It's a business arangement.
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What was that ?
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I don't know !
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Your boys at the DEA do they know about me ?
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Probably not you're a small type
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I thought we were under your radar ?
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YOU are under my radar.
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And since I'm keeping you there,
I gotta show my boss some results.
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Don't Move ! NOBODY FUCKING MOVE !
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This is a house of worship.
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Did you tell Heylia yourself or
did you have your boy Conrad do it ?
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You just wouldn't listen.
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You went all, with one of my customers
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and created a new game behind my back.
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She's not gonna stay mad !
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You do not know Heylia.
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www.seriessub.com
presents
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Weeds saison 2 épisode 10
" Mile Deep and A Foot Wide "
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All starts here.
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Under beautiful blue sky.
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Yes Ma'am. No it ain't. Yes it is
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This is where you find out who you are.
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You gotta push.
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Or you're gonna get pushed.
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So which one do you think
gonna win ?
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The fat one.
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He got more leverage.
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Unless the other one bites him,
or (this ain't anyone's game?)
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I got here as soon as I could, this is not off the freeway.
You make a left...
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We don't know you.
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As you...
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Sit your pretty ass on over there
and stare off somewhere else.
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You wouldn't want the good men parked over in the chabby
thinking you something other thant what you look like
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Bitchin' way over her head.
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Yeah ! That's what happens when you get raided.
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You get two white boys, in an Impala
following you everywhere you go.
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(laughs)
But she don't have to worry about that.
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Do she Levin ?
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No she don't !
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Cause she went off and
married herself a DEA agent !
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Yes she did shipped off some Armenians
and started farming. Can you believe that ?
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Can you believe that ?
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I had no choice.
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And I warned you about the bust.
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Am I supposed to say thank you ?
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You shut me down.
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I ain't nothing comin' in now.
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We can help you to get bio
or you get yourself up and running again.
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Oh she did not just said that.
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You took away my livelihood.
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You think your help will make that right?
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No. That's just the Bitchin' way over her head talkin'.
What do you want me to do Heylia ?
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You start by talking to you husband.
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Look you're gonna have to do whatever it takes.
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And if that means you got to sit on his face
with roses up your snatch 5 nights a week,
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you're gonna do that.
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Help me ! Who the fuck are you ?
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Hey Vanita, what happened to that child? umm...
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Nancy something like that ?
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.... Ain't that that white Bitch that thought that she was somethin' ?
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Yeah, where she head now ?
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She gone now. Vanished.
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- What ?
- Nobody seen her since.
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Oh man ! Those poor little boys !
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Losin' both their parents !
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Ain't that somethin' ! Can you imagine ?
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Okay stop it !
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I will stop everything.
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I am Heylia Turner James.
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And I know where you grow.
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And I know where you live.
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And both you, and Conrad on the clock.
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To make this thing right.
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Tick fucking tock.
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Come on lil' girl.
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Captain Too
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Scottson.
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Sit down.
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I'm re-reading your report.
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I gotta tell you Pete. First time through it
gave me the shits and giggle so good.
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I had elamonade it. (?)
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All nine pages. I'm gonna put them
up on my wall over there.
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And everytime I might have a crap day,
I'm gonna read about you.
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and your muslim prayor meeting.
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Suspects were tipped off.
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Oh you think ?
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Tell me agent,
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Where is the next big bust ?
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Our lady at the crack pipe or temple Beth meth ?
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Surveillance is continuing.
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Mike and Robin are in the Impala.
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And we still have wire tapes.
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And we're gonna wait around
for the woman's food stamps to run out.
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She's an open door to U-Turn,
I need some slack here.
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Shuman needs Mike and Robin.
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- Captain.
- You got hosed Pete.
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Wrap it up.
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Yes sir.
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It's my anniversary today.
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He forgot.
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He forgets a lot of things.
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17 years.
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-How long have you and...
-Twenty.
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Eighteen.
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Twenty-two.
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I'm not good with numbers.
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-You're an accountant.
-Different. Those are guy numbers.
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Years married, that's girl math.
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I'm seized with guilt.
Are you seized with guilt?
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Seized.
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Good girl. Good girl! Good girl!
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We shouldn't be doing this.
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You're right. We have families.
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-Children.
-Beautiful children.
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This would destroy them.
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Legendary!
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She thinks I can make Peter disappear.
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Peter wants her in jail,
me out of the business.
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Silas wants to skip college and be like me.
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I think Shane knows what I do.
I can't even look him in the face.
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-I've never been to China...
-Sit down!
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-She threatened to kill me!
-Stop sucking on this fucking straw.
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Give me your hand. Breathe.
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-Look at me.
-What are you doing?
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Korean girl taught me this.
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Keep breathing and look at me.
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I don't know what to do.
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-I'm out of moves.
-Baby, you never had any.
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Moves mean you think things through.
You have been reacting.
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-That feels good.
-You ready to get in the back seat?
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You ready for Conrad's plan now?
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You out.
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I'm out.
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You done dug yourself a pit
a mile deep and a foot wide,
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and you're looking back up at a pinhole.
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You out.
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Yeah.
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You go to him. You tell him you love him.
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Tell him you're out after this harvest.
You get your money back.
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Heylia James gets wiped off his board.
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I take the equipment and disappear.
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-I'm sorry.
-No, I don't really want to hear that.
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No, no, listen. You've been a good friend.
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No. This ain't no Driving Miss Daisy.
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I ain't about to feed you
no Thanksgiving pie.
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Things work out with Peter,
you get your money.
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You done.
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You love him?
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-Who?
-Agent Wonder Bread.
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I'm not sure.
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You think you could?
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-You're out?
-The hours suck.
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There's no health insurance.
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It's a bad job for a danger junkie.
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And that's you.
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I admit I have a problem.
I'm going cold turkey.
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-I'm skeptical.
-Let me convince you.
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Come to dinner tomorrow night.
Eat with my family.
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Your sons?
I don't know how thrilled they'll be.
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-They're good kids.
-I know that.
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And you're amazing. Eat with us.
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Heylia walks, Conrad leaves?
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I want to make a go of it.
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-Dinner?
-My place.
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Bring a toothbrush.
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I'm staying the night?
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Peter is my boyfriend.
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-He makes me happy.
-Just your boyfriend?
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And he's in some sort of
law enforcement, I hear.
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So we can all feel safe.
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I've invited him over
for dinner tomorrow night.
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It needs to go well.
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-Can I invite Gretchen?
-Absolutely.
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-What is this we're having?
-It's paella.
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Right. It's pretty.
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I want you to make this again
tomorrow night.
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We don't have to eat the same
thing. I can make...
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No. I want you to make this.
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You got it.
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Kat!
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-You lost your cat?
-I'm Kat. You're Nancy, right?
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I am.
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-There's a smell.
-Grape jelly?
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No, it's fish.
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Oh, that's me. That's me.
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It's sockeye salmon.
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Do you want some? I got a whole bagful.
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No, I'm good.
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-Who are you? What do you want?
-Is Andy here?
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Mom, Uncle Andy's choking!
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Come on in.
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I've been eating nothing
but sockeye salmon for the past 47 hours.
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The MapQuest printout said
it took 43, which is bullshit.
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I mean, horse apples.
You must be Shane. Hi, heart hug.
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Are you the crazy chick from Alaska
who tried to kill my uncle?
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That is a great story. Hi, Silas.
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You drove here all the way from Alaska?
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Yeah, I borrowed some salmon
from the fishery.
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That means she stole it.
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The man at the 7-Eleven
gave me a case of Red Bull.
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And that means she stole it.
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That's all I've been eating
and drinking for the past 47 hours.
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I feel great. I drove and I drove and I drove
till I hit the Interstate 5,
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and that's a straight line for 1,211 miles,
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but I knew a shortcut.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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How'd you find me?
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I read about
your toe accident online, Google.
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I missed you so much.
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I'm tired.
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Fresno's beautiful.
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I wrote a book.
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-And she is?
-Gone by tomorrow. Promise.
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Thank you.
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How was your day?
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How was my day?
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It was swell.
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How was your day?
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Isabelle had a callback
for a voice-over audition.
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I didn't like the material.
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I stopped by Doug's office,
but he wasn't there.
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-Still trying to patch things up.
-Good luck with that.
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Dean, we have to talk.
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-Just a second.
-No, I mean we have to talk.
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-And what is this?
-Happy anniversary.
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You thought I forgot, didn't you?
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I thought you forgot.
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It's lovely.
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Thank you.
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Anything for me?
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''Permafuck, ajournal of spirit rape.''
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Yeah, it's about us and our time in Alaska.
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You're not gonna like everything you read
but I wrote the truth.
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Abumchuk was very upset with you.
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-Who's Abumchuk?
-He's my boyfriend.
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He read my memoir
and he wants to kill you, Andy.
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But don't worry,
I ditched him in Bakersfield.
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I don't think he followed me.
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-Big Eskimo guy?
-The correct term is Inuit.
258
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,634
Is that him?
259
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,233
No.
260
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,236
He's much bigger than that.
261
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,039
Your orange juice.
262
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,513
-Can I have some Tabasco sauce, please?
-Sure.
263
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:39,979
AII right. Let's stay focused here.
264
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,484
So you wrote a book about us.
265
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,214
Yeah, and I just need you to sign a letter
266
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:48,259
that says that everything in the memoir
happened in real life.
267
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:52,293
Okay, so I just have to sign something,
then you'll go away?
268
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,624
You can read it in the van.
269
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,495
-In the van?
-After I fuck you.
270
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,660
No, no, no, no.
271
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,000
Abumchuk is an old soul
and he beats people up for me
272
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,073
but he's a premature ejaculator.
273
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,199
I can't have sex with you.
274
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,777
-You're the last man that made me come.
-No, no, no. I can't.
275
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:14,349
April 28, 2005,
276
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,683
5:26 p.m.,
277
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,723
Ketchikan, Alaska, women's bathroom...
278
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,985
-Deer Mountain Hatchery.
-Deer Mountain Hatchery.
279
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,890
We'll take the check.
280
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,103
Yeah, I don't know
when I stopped really loving Dean.
281
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,436
The only reason we're still together
is 'cause of the kids.
282
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,836
You know, once Isabelle graduates...
283
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,969
Turn on the TV.
Take your mind off your troubles.
284
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,377
AII right.
285
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,049
God, that feels good.
286
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,910
See what's on the Food Network.
287
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,942
I have tapes in my bag.
288
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,485
-Porno?
-Better.
289
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,613
We'll have Gretchen home by 9:00.
290
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,351
She's a great kid.
291
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:32,128
So enters the eldest son.
292
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:37,268
-Where you been?
-It's 5:30. I thought dinner was at 5:30.
293
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,668
Dinner was supposed to be at 5:30
but your uncle didn't show up to make it.
294
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,967
We're making it ourselves.
295
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,666
-Hey, Silas.
-Hi.
296
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,246
-What's with the outfit?
-Just an outfit.
297
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,508
You want to help out?
298
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,107
I'm not exactly a gourmet here.
299
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,421
Call me when it's ready.
300
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,925
So this guy is your mom's boyfriend
or something?
301
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,257
I guess so.
302
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,264
My mom's got a boyfriend.
303
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,426
-Your parents are divorced?
-Separated.
304
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,903
My dad's got an apartment.
305
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,700
I see him on weekends.
306
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,138
What's that like?
307
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:20,302
I don't know.
We go to the movies, miniature golf.
308
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:25,013
-He mostly says he's sorry, stuff like that.
-Sounds awesome.
309
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:26,877
Crack.
310
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,318
Punishment?
311
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,887
The alphabet backwards.
312
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:37,652
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P...
313
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,732
It's not as good as last night.
314
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,861
Yeah, the thing about paella is you have
to watch it pretty close or it turns into a...
315
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,302
Sticky lump of crap?
316
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,206
The thing with paella
is you have to be here in order to cook it,
317
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,538
and some people weren't here.
318
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,807
So, Peter, I think your paella is great.
319
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:59,543
-Tried my best.
-In fact, I'm gonna have me some more.
320
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,619
Anybody else? Gretchen?
321
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,917
Oh, no. Thank you.
322
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,156
Silas, get your elbows off the table.
323
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,750
I don't want to make this awkward
324
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,660
but I wanted to apologize
for coming by last week.
325
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:16,427
Your mother told me that you were
having a party in honor of your father.
326
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,628
Yeah, that pretty much sucked.
327
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,604
Silas, don't be a brat,
and get your elbows off the table.
328
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,675
I wanted you two to know
329
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,306
that I respect the memory of your father.
330
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,471
We've heard the speech.
331
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,141
''I'm not here to replace him.
I just want to sleep with your mom.''
332
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,622
Your mother asked you several times, Silas.
333
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,921
You're gonna let him do that?
334
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,492
Show some respect.
335
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,734
Gretchen, this isn't how we usually act.
I apologize.
336
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,207
She's right, we usually have dinner
at the dining room table.
337
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,904
We usually don't eat
the same thing two nights in a row.
338
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,002
We don't use cloth napkins.
339
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,741
We put our elbows
wherever the fuck we want.
340
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:04,816
Pull up, buddy.
341
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,680
We don't dress up
like we're going to some movie premiere.
342
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,343
What are you,
on your eighth glass of wine?
343
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,854
You could use some boundaries, son.
344
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,990
Okay, dinner's over.
Silas, go up to your room.
345
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,961
Andy, would you drive Gretchen home?
346
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,929
I would like to. I'm a little...
347
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,525
-He's too stoned to drive. I'll take her.
-Silas, you're not going anywhere.
348
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,571
-I'll drive her home.
-I don't know you.
349
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,534
-He's a policeman.
-I don't know him.
350
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:34,009
-You don't know Silas, either.
-He's Shane's brother.
351
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,676
-AII right, I'll drive her.
-You've had too much to drink.
352
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,810
Sorry, Mom.
353
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,822
No, you're right, honey.
354
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,218
No need to apologize.
355
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,262
Gretchen, Silas will drive you home.
356
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:54,423
Silas, there and back. This is your last ride.
357
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,994
-Peter?
-Yeah?
358
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:02,938
I'm sorry about what I said about the food.
359
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,935
I'm gonna go feed the cat.
360
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,388
Dinner with the family.
361
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,491
I can't believe they let you have this stuff.
This is awesome.
362
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,258
You think the Agrestic Police Force
363
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,631
has the budget
for someone to monitor these things? No.
364
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,671
No one sees these except me.
365
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,202
That was something there,
like a skeleton or something. There.
366
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,174
Oh, that's Kate Velansky.
367
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,178
-Martin's wife? Jesus.
-Yeah.
368
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,647
I know.
Can't be any more than 75 pounds now.
369
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,275
Monday through Sunday, vanishing away.
370
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,985
Hey, wait.
I think something good is coming up.
371
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,648
Better than the guy shitting
in the manhole?
372
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,250
Better. Wait for it. Wait for it.
373
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,163
There.
374
00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:03,132
-Is that Lippman naked?
-Around 10:00 every evening.
375
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,793
I haven't had any complaints yet.
376
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:08,168
That's 'cause everyone's inside
molesting their kids.
377
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,365
Dark.
378
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:12,671
Well, three hours of Agrestic Gone Wild
will do that to you.
379
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,338
Has it been three hours already? Oh, shit.
380
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,007
Oh, shit. Shit.
381
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,413
This is better than porn.
382
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,043
Yeah, well, better enjoy it while you can.
383
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,782
Some fucking lowlife
stole two of them already.
384
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,154
-The cameras?
-And the ''Drug Free Zone'' signs
385
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,227
and the Sasquatch costume.
386
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,491
-You're pissing off a lot of people, Celia.
-That must mean it's working.
387
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:36,432
-Hey, thanks for the dick.
-Sure thing.
388
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,936
Promise you'll change my name.
389
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,506
I promise.
390
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,878
Good. Here you go.
391
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,676
Unite victims everywhere. Make millions.
392
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,876
-You're not gonna read it?
-No, no. I'm gonna go to bed.
393
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,614
Sleep in the van.
394
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,713
You got to be out by morning, okay?
395
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,519
Give my best to Abumchuk.
396
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:04,491
I drove half a continent to see you, Andy.
397
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,123
Well, you got your signature, so Godspeed.
398
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:11,669
-Have you ever been fishing in Baja?
-In Baja? No.
399
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,472
You don't understand. I have a thing here.
400
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,910
I'm helping my sister-in-law.
401
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,241
I'm taking care of these kids.
402
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:26,005
-I'm getting my shit together.
-That would be lovely...
403
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,153
If you truly believed it.
404
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,248
What are you doing?
405
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,154
Do you realize
how many felonies we've committed?
406
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:35,851
I'm publishing the book as fiction.
407
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,590
-Then why are you here?
-I'm going to save you, Andy.
408
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,507
Hey.
409
00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,252
You look good.
410
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,989
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
411
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:45,495
No, not on this side.
412
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:49,397
-I thought you sleep on the left side.
-I do, just not in this bed.
413
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,432
-I see.
-Thanks.
414
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,073
-Candles are nice.
-Calming.
415
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,316
You're incredibly sexy.
416
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:17,089
-We have to be quiet.
-Of course.
417
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:34,709
Why...
418
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:39,716
Why did you do that thing to his elbow?
419
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,852
This didn't work out so good.
420
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:50,394
No, it's just...the first time
having somebody over and all.
421
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:52,627
Maybe we rushed things a little.
422
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:57,168
Well, maybe just the sleepover part.
423
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,263
But I'll call you.
424
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,268
Thanks for trying.
425
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,458
-It's me.
-Everything all right?
426
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,557
Everything is not all right.
Conrad's plan did not work out.
427
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,062
Then we got some problems.
428
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,599
-Sure do.
-Talk to me.
429
00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:33,663
He just walked out my front door
five minutes ago
430
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:37,037
and I don't want him ever coming back.
431
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:38,904
Did he do something to you?
432
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,979
Oh, no. It's nothing like that. It's just...
433
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,881
I forgot myself.
434
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,953
Agent Wonder Bread is not my husband.
435
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,082
-He isn't ?
-Not in this lifetime.
436
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:57,992
I do not love him
and I'm never gonna love him.
437
00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:02,362
-He don't know that, right?
-No, I left it okay, I think.
438
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:06,130
You're gonna have to play it like that
for a little while longer. You cool with that?
439
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,331
Yeah, I think I can do that.
440
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,964
Meet me here
at the house tomorrow, all right?
441
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:11,235
Okay.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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