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Previously on "Weeds"...
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I can't take this.
Not now.
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What happened to the girl
begging me for 60 pounds?
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She has competition muscling in.
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I'm exposed on this one.
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I owe now, so it's
kind of both our problem.
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The S.E.C. knows
your fund is a Ponzi scheme.
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They're gonna come after you.
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So we're cooking the books?
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Klein was the cash guy.
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We need the money.
I will get it.
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Shane's not involved.
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Well, he's asked
about Pouncy House.
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It's my older son, Silas.
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What's his connection with them?
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He's just sleeping with some girl, Emma.
She's the boss.
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Shane just blindly just follows
his older brother.
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You asking for help?
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A call comes in,
Alex takes a code,
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the code goes into the brain,
where it becomes a sale.
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You have the better pot.
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But you have the better
distribution system.
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Fine.
Fine.
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Fine.
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One bust.
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Call off the cavalry.
I've solved our problem.
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Hi, it's Nancy.
Leave your message.
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Thought you might want to know...
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I solved our problem.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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No.
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It's already done.
I've agreed to it.
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I'm running it past you
as a courtesy.
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I gave her my word.
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And the word is "no."
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What's wrong with your mom?
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Merging is the only way to go.
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With our supply lines and --
and her customer base --
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You mean our customer base.
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Footnote, they were my customers
before you stole them.
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Footnote, they're about to be
my customers again.
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Deal's off.
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Your mom clearly has
the controlling interest here
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and she's a bitch.
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When I need to be.
You want to try me?
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Emma!
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Let her go.
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I thought I made this
pretty clear.
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I'm not your employee anymore.
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And when I decide
that something's right for us,
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I expect you to back me up.
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Where is all this macho bullshit
coming from?
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You used to be so sweet.
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You mean "stupid."
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That is not at all what I meant.
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Every time you tell me
to do something,
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you get this condescending look
on your face.
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Your mouth starts configuring
into this little smirk.
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You mean "contorting."
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Joke. Sorry.
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This is a ridiculous
conversation.
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You're a very bright kid.
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That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
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I'm a grown man.
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Okay. No.
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I'm your mother!
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To me, you're a kid --
always will be. Sorry.
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And just so you know,
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I don't want anything to do
with that girl.
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Neither do you, trust me.
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I got to go.
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It's the smart move.
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Companies merge, and then
they destroy the competition.
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Bigger is better.
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She won't listen to anybody else.
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Total fucking control freak.
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She won't say it to my face,
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but she thinks because Lars
is a fucking idiot
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that I must be, too.
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Who's Lars?
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My dad.
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No, he's not really my dad.
My real dad was someone else.
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He's my biological dad.
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I guess that's my real dad,
though, right? Fuck.
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Is he really an idiot?
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His teeth are brighter
than he is, you know?
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Ever been to therapy?
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I already fucking know.
It's all about my mom.
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So come work for me.
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No offense,
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but I'm not gonna trade in
one boss for another.
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My "loyal soldier" days are over.
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So what are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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I'll figure something out.
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Thanks for the offer, though.
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Always on the table...
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if you want it.
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I'd rather have you on the table.
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Shane, where's Silas?
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I don't know.
Why?
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He's pissed at me.
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He's pissed at everybody.
It's impotent rage.
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From me hooking up with Pilar.
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Let's not talk about that...
ever again.
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Deal?
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Anyway, I'm just...worried Silas
might do something stupid.
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Good luck with that.
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You ever been to the Hamptons?
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The Hamptons? Huh.
I've been to the Berkshires,
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the Poconos, the Catskills --
Loved the Catskills.
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When I was a kid,
Lenny would stop there
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on the way
to the Saratoga race track
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to hustle gin games
off the Balinsky brothers.
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Herbie, Hymie, and Hershey --
menswear magnates.
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Or was it Hangers?
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Either way, it's --
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...terrible card players.
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Lost my virginity
at Grossinger's resort
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to Alana Spiegel.
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We were playing "Clue."
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And when she suggested
it was Mrs. Peacock
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with the lead pipe
in the ballroom, well,
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I took the hint
and...became a man.
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I was really just looking
for a "yes" or a "no."
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No, never been.
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Well, Klein left
this awesome vacation house
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in East Hampton,
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and Whit and I are gonna throw
this big, fancy party,
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try to bring in some
heavy hitters into the fund.
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I need you to pretend to be
an investor
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who made a fortune off of us.
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Like bringing a hot woman
to a bar
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to help pick up other hot women.
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Be my hot woman, Andy.
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Fleecing New York's upper crust
while they're on vacation
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is a Botwin family tradition.
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I'm going with you.
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Great. You can pretend to be
my trophy wife.
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No trophy-wife
pretending.
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Drug-selling
to people with money.
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I need to pay Demetri back.
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Come on, Nance.
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These are well respected
members of high society.
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They do coke.
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How are you?
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Oh.
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See? Those guys
look like hebes.
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You're safe.
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Guys, we're in Long Island,
not 1960s Georgia.
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Fisher!
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Tillerman!
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Hey.
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Rocketman?
Holy fucking crap.
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How long has it been?
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Thanks for the invite, Fish.
This is Nancy.
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Girlfriend? Wife?
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Mistress.
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Uh, neither.
Friend. Hi.
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Fisher Adams.
Nice to meet you.
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You catch up
with your lost boys, here.
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I'm gonna wander.
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Fish, this is Bill Sussman.
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He's the one I was telling you
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bought Klein's house
over by Georgica Pond.
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Sorry, Bill.
I-I couldn't resist spilling it.
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Not a problem.
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Yeah, closed on it two days ago.
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Why keep the fruits
of my success a secret?
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If you can't make
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all your friends outrageously
jealous, what's the point?
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Absolutely right.
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But I didn't know Klein
was even selling it.
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I would have made a run at it
myself.
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He wasn't.
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Bill made him an offer
he couldn't refuse.
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Well, thanks to you guys
and your fund,
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I could afford
to grossly overpay for it,
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still have enough left over
for my girlfriend's abortion,
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a small castle
in the south of France,
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and, uh, prosthetic balls
for my dog.
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You can do that?
They're called "neuticals." Look it up.
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Hmm.
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Where's Klein going?
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Well, rumor has it,
once he seals the China deal,
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he's gonna make a play
for Spielberg's house.
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How fucking perfect is that, huh?
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A shark buying the house
that "Jaws" built.
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I love it.
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Okay, guys, tee time.
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Bill, enjoy the facilities.
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If you need anything --
and I mean anything --
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I'm number 4-5-1
for the chits.
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All right?
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Hmm.
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Okay, one long island ice tea.
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Sign the chit, please.
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Shit.
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5-4-1, 4-5-1?
It's my short-term memory.
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Just pick one. Nobody knows the difference.
Okay.
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Thank you.
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Mmm!
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Nance -- chits.
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We can sign for whatever we want.
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I feel like a steak --
three steaks.
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Do you think it would be
too obnoxious
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to buy a dozen sweaters in
the pro shop? It probably would.
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The pool looks inviting.
Shall we swim? Or tennis?
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Or tennis and then swim?
We need to get to work.
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Hmm? What are you gonna do?
Walk around going...
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"Psst, drugs over here"?
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No, we need to schmooze
to get people to come
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to the party tonight,
and then we can say...
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"Psst, drugs over here."
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Right, schmooze.
I'm good at that.
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You take the main room.
I'll take the patio.
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Long island ice teas
are delicious.
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What's in them?
Mm. Everything.
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I mean really delicious.
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All right.
Let me try.
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They're free.
Get your own.
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Thanks, kid.
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Where's my change?
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Oh.
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That's it?
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You think I'm holding out on you?
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Motherfucking Starbucks.
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Listen, we getting our coffee
at Mickey D's from now on.
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Yeah, you and your McDonald's.
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Listen, Betz, they never did
your ass any favors.
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For your information,
I worked there one summer.
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Got more pussy
than you would believe.
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Used to ask the ladies
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if they wanted me
to super-size it.
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You can always
go back, you know.
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So, I organized
your arrest warrants
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alphabetically and by court date
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so you can access them
more easily.
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Radar fucking O'Reilly.
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Hey, time to hit this shit.
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Okay, kid. Come on.
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Throw this on.
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Seriously?
Where are we going?
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Just shut up
and do as I say, okay?
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You're about to find out
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how close you flew
to the fucking flame.
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A 1969 DRC Romanee Conti Rouge.
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Sick vintage.
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My guy who imports it,
only $3,700 a bottle for me.
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What's his name?
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He's not taking
any new customers.
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Fuck you. Now I really
got to know his name.
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Sorry, pal.
He's a mystery.
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The man has a name.
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No can do. No can do.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Did you just say $3,700 a bottle?
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Yes, I did.
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How much better is that
than one that costs...
260
00:10:25,981 --> 00:10:28,949
I don't know --
$300 a bottle?
261
00:10:28,984 --> 00:10:31,052
$3,400 better.
262
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:33,988
I see.
263
00:10:34,022 --> 00:10:35,890
Sorry if you were expecting
some soliloquy
264
00:10:35,924 --> 00:10:37,958
on tannins and bouquets,
but the truth is,
265
00:10:37,993 --> 00:10:39,994
I drink it
'cause I can afford it.
266
00:10:40,029 --> 00:10:42,998
Fascinating.
267
00:10:43,032 --> 00:10:44,066
Does that turn you on?
268
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,734
Yes, it does.
269
00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:47,437
Men wasting large sums of money
270
00:10:47,471 --> 00:10:49,272
definitely turns me
all the way on.
271
00:10:49,306 --> 00:10:51,408
So much so that
I'd like to invite you both
272
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,343
to a party tonight.
273
00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:00,316
Oh, hi.
274
00:11:00,351 --> 00:11:01,618
I'm Sophia.
275
00:11:01,652 --> 00:11:03,286
Bill Sussman.
276
00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:08,592
So, my girlfriends and I,
we have a wager going.
277
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,262
Trying to guess
what you do for a living.
278
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,897
I got my law degree
from Dartmouth
279
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:14,599
before I joined Credit Suisse.
280
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:18,436
The hours killed me,
so I invented an iPhone app
281
00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:21,039
that I sold to Russia
called "Words with Comrades."
282
00:11:21,073 --> 00:11:24,676
And now I'm writing the score
for the Broadway adaptation
283
00:11:24,711 --> 00:11:28,080
of, uh, the most beloved
television show of all time,
284
00:11:28,115 --> 00:11:29,448
"The Facts of Life."
285
00:11:29,483 --> 00:11:31,618
Hmm. You're funny.
286
00:11:31,652 --> 00:11:34,287
Hey, look, I'm having
a housewarming party tonight
287
00:11:34,322 --> 00:11:38,191
at my...new property.
288
00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:40,459
Why don't you bring your friends?
Count us in.
289
00:11:40,494 --> 00:11:41,960
I will.
290
00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:43,562
Want to get me a drink?
291
00:11:45,097 --> 00:11:47,232
Long island ice tea,
make it a double.
292
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,368
Pouncy House Party Rentals.
293
00:11:50,402 --> 00:11:52,037
Right there, shithead.
What the fuck?
294
00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:56,541
Now, this is what I call
a fucking party.
295
00:11:56,576 --> 00:11:59,211
God damn it. You promised me
this would never happen.
296
00:11:59,245 --> 00:12:00,378
Shut the fuck up, Denny.
297
00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:01,846
Send the kid in.
298
00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:04,516
These cuffs are a little tight.
299
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:05,951
Oh, I'm sorry
300
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,054
they're not made out of silver,
your highness.
301
00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:09,822
Hey, maybe when you get out
302
00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:11,990
from doing 8 to 12
for distribution,
303
00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:14,793
your parents might get you
a pair from Tiffany's.
304
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,528
Hey, here's the thing, kid.
305
00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:18,062
Up to this point,
306
00:12:18,097 --> 00:12:21,366
it's a lot more fun
standing on the other side.
307
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,067
But when the hammer
comes down --
308
00:12:23,102 --> 00:12:24,502
and it always comes down --
309
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,070
you got to be
standing on my side.
310
00:12:26,104 --> 00:12:28,539
What is this,
a fucking Civics class?
311
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,641
Yeah, and you wish you'd paid
a lot more fucking attention
312
00:12:30,675 --> 00:12:32,209
when you were
in that fucking class.
313
00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:35,079
I was Phi Beta Kappa,
you blue-collar piece of shit.
314
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:37,214
I want to talk to my lawyer.
315
00:12:37,248 --> 00:12:39,383
You see how "Angelina Jolie"
she's being?
316
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,918
Trust me, Botwin,
317
00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:43,955
she's shitting
her Dolce & Gabbanas right now.
318
00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:45,390
Let's get rid
of the putrid pot princess.
319
00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:47,225
Come on, partner.
320
00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:53,598
So, listen,
you don't have to worry
321
00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:55,567
about anything anymore.
322
00:12:55,601 --> 00:12:58,403
Your brother has a chance
to walk away from this
323
00:12:58,438 --> 00:13:01,406
and start clean, and so do you.
324
00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:03,676
My brother?
325
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,545
Right.
326
00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:08,080
Not here.
327
00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:22,961
There's an old vet in there
ranting about the war.
328
00:13:22,996 --> 00:13:25,230
People are totally captivated.
It's amazing.
329
00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:28,066
If you took the same guy,
telling the same story,
330
00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:30,235
put him on the street corner
with a shopping cart,
331
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,170
he'd be a babbling old fool.
332
00:13:32,205 --> 00:13:35,173
But because he has money,
he's a witty raconteur.
333
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,408
Uh-huh.
334
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:40,779
Those two guys over there
paid $3,700
335
00:13:40,814 --> 00:13:43,282
for a bottle of wine from France.
336
00:13:43,317 --> 00:13:45,451
Well, France makes good wine.
I think it's the soil...
337
00:13:45,486 --> 00:13:47,753
Or the water.
Or the alcohol.
338
00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:49,589
No, they're just
showing off to prove
339
00:13:49,623 --> 00:13:53,593
they're bigger, richer, better.
340
00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:57,363
And...I'm gonna do that
with weed.
341
00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:58,965
Do what?
342
00:13:58,999 --> 00:14:00,800
Put it in a fancy box!
343
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:03,135
Sell it for
a shit-load of money.
344
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,504
Say it's from France,
tell them they can't have it.
345
00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:06,806
Gotcha.
346
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,576
Luxury pot you can't
get your hands on, mm-hmm.
347
00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:13,079
In the corporate world,
that's called re-branding.
348
00:14:13,114 --> 00:14:15,882
I'm a titan now.
I know all the terms.
349
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:20,053
Um, grown in
the lush hills of Provence,
350
00:14:20,088 --> 00:14:22,055
1,000 years of blood in the soil
351
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:25,626
to make it complex and wonderful.
352
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,060
You're good at this.
353
00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:29,396
Nectar of the gods.
354
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:31,164
Tough game?
355
00:14:31,199 --> 00:14:33,166
18 holes of pure torture.
356
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,235
Hit every bunker
and had to listen to Fisher
357
00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:37,404
brag about his fourth wife
who used to be a stripper
358
00:14:37,438 --> 00:14:39,673
and can only get off when she
takes it up the "tuchus."
359
00:14:39,707 --> 00:14:41,507
I'm gonna go in to town.
360
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:44,911
I'm gonna get some fancy boxes,
some ribbon.
361
00:14:44,945 --> 00:14:47,580
Une mére que j'aimerias baiser.
362
00:14:47,614 --> 00:14:49,015
What's that?
363
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,550
It's French for MILF.
364
00:14:50,584 --> 00:14:52,485
I'm gonna take the limo.
You guys get a taxi.
365
00:14:56,122 --> 00:14:57,556
What's wrong?
366
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,558
That's my limo.
367
00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:05,062
Guess what I just did.
368
00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:07,732
In order to do that,
I'd have to give a shit.
369
00:15:07,766 --> 00:15:09,566
Oh, I think you'll give a shit.
370
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,001
Get out of here, Shane.
371
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,036
I watched a drug bust.
372
00:15:14,438 --> 00:15:16,340
Pouncy House went down today.
373
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,108
It was pretty awesome.
374
00:15:18,142 --> 00:15:19,576
It was like
a "Law & Order" episode
375
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:20,977
except for all the cops
376
00:15:21,012 --> 00:15:22,012
didn't look
like unemployed actors.
377
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,046
Emma?
378
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,781
Nice job tapping that.
379
00:15:24,815 --> 00:15:27,050
She's a lot cuter in person
than on her surveillance photo.
380
00:15:27,084 --> 00:15:29,052
You saw her get busted?
381
00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:31,187
Yeah, Ouellette
let me come along.
382
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:34,390
Got to hand it to mom.
All her enemies -- vanquished.
383
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,361
What the hell did mom
have to do with it?
384
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,930
She told Ouellette
385
00:15:39,964 --> 00:15:42,633
that my big brother
was involved with Pouncy House
386
00:15:42,668 --> 00:15:44,135
and I looked up to you.
387
00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:46,905
So, in order to save me,
he had to bust them.
388
00:15:46,939 --> 00:15:49,474
Pretty fucking genius.
Have you heard from her?
389
00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:52,377
I don't know if she was
supposed to come back tonight.
390
00:15:53,779 --> 00:15:56,047
What are you doing?
391
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,550
None of your business.
392
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,418
That's our database.
393
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:02,387
You and mom
can go fuck yourselves!
394
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:12,197
This product is
from the south, Provence.
395
00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:15,867
The water is filtered through
Mediterranean limestone.
396
00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:17,870
Makes a big difference
in the terroir.
397
00:16:17,904 --> 00:16:19,705
It's more expensive, obviously.
398
00:16:19,739 --> 00:16:21,307
But remember --
399
00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:26,079
One puff is equal to four,
five of a regular strain.
400
00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:27,547
I have premium,
401
00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:29,750
something I offer
to preferred customers only.
402
00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:32,319
Supply is limited.
403
00:16:32,353 --> 00:16:34,754
I'll take two boxes.
404
00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:37,056
Been around since Louis XIV.
405
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:40,392
Supposedly, his servants grew
an imported Belgian strain
406
00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:44,229
near the, um, the gardens,
uh, at Versailles.
407
00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,899
It's more aromatic
than American weed,
408
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,134
more, um, artisanal.
409
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,303
Yeah, his first two wives
never let him smoke.
410
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:53,871
They're old.
411
00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:55,740
I love getting high
and sucking his cock.
412
00:16:56,775 --> 00:16:58,142
Oh.
413
00:16:58,176 --> 00:16:59,744
We'll take five boxes.
414
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,946
Oh, it's only two per customer.
415
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,581
I'll pay double.
416
00:17:04,616 --> 00:17:07,351
Well, I -- I'm really
not supposed to do this,
417
00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:10,454
but, um, your story's
really touched my heart,
418
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,090
so consider it
a belated wedding gift.
419
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:16,361
All I want to know,
will it take the edge off?
420
00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:18,063
Definitely.
I'll take it.
421
00:17:18,097 --> 00:17:20,031
I'm crazed with getting
my twins into preschool.
422
00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:23,668
Well, if you start them early
with a good education --
423
00:17:23,703 --> 00:17:25,970
60 grand to finger-paint
and pile blocks.
424
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:28,139
If we can even get in.
425
00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:30,041
We sat down
with our accountant last week
426
00:17:30,075 --> 00:17:31,609
and realized
it's gonna cost over $1 million
427
00:17:31,643 --> 00:17:33,544
to educate
those two little animals.
428
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:35,013
And that's not counting college
429
00:17:35,047 --> 00:17:36,881
plus all the gifts and bribes.
430
00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:38,883
I bought a book on cunnilingus
in case I have to go down
431
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,885
on this one dyke admissions Nazi.
432
00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:42,119
You have little ones?
433
00:17:42,153 --> 00:17:43,454
I have a 4-year-old.
434
00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:44,755
Well, I hope you sell
a lot of drugs
435
00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:45,856
'cause you'll need it.
436
00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:47,358
That and a quick tongue, I guess.
437
00:17:47,392 --> 00:17:49,026
You said $500?
438
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,027
Yes.
439
00:17:50,062 --> 00:17:51,462
I'll take 20.
440
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,835
How goes the fishing?
441
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,837
Turns out Klein already pulled
half the people here
442
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,172
into the fund.
443
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,774
And the other half
got taken by Madoff,
444
00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:05,442
so nobody wants to
go near a hedge fund
445
00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:07,477
unless they know for sure
they're on the top rung.
446
00:18:07,512 --> 00:18:10,447
I mean, this party
is one colossal dry hump.
447
00:18:10,481 --> 00:18:12,616
We're screwed.
448
00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:16,319
I can save you.
449
00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:17,821
You find someone?
450
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,589
Attagirl. Who?
451
00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:21,258
First, a deal.
452
00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:22,893
What kind of deal?
453
00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:27,732
I have been selling dime bags
all night for $500 a pop
454
00:18:27,766 --> 00:18:29,834
just by telling people
they're from France,
455
00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:32,671
putting a pretty bow on it.
456
00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:35,006
You guys fund me, I could expand,
457
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,342
become the grey goose of weed.
458
00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:40,345
We're already breaking the law.
459
00:18:41,514 --> 00:18:43,882
We need money in, not out.
460
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,583
Don't worry about it.
461
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,318
Do you see that guy over there?
462
00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,120
In the yellow shirt?
By the bar?
463
00:18:49,154 --> 00:18:51,456
Worth a fortune.
464
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,690
Coal mines.
465
00:18:52,725 --> 00:18:55,259
Drinks $3,700 bottles of wine.
466
00:18:55,294 --> 00:18:57,195
He's looking for a place
to park his cash
467
00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,531
so that his ex-wife
can't get her hands on it.
468
00:18:59,565 --> 00:19:02,567
You help me,
coal miner's all yours.
469
00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:05,604
All right, stop by the office
next week with a business plan.
470
00:19:05,638 --> 00:19:07,239
We'll take a look at it.
471
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:08,907
Now, come on,
introduce us to the guy.
472
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,043
Hang on.
473
00:19:11,077 --> 00:19:12,711
Uh, Andy, come on.
474
00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:15,013
I need you
to come vouch for the firm.
475
00:19:15,047 --> 00:19:17,315
Can't. There's a hot redhead at the
bar in a fallopian-length dress
476
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,451
that I definitely
want a piece of.
477
00:19:19,485 --> 00:19:21,420
Okay, Bukowski,
I'm cutting you off.
478
00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:22,554
What?!
479
00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:26,458
No! Nobody cuts
Bill Sussman off!
480
00:19:26,492 --> 00:19:28,160
I don't think
I've ever seen you this drunk.
481
00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:29,527
Bill Sussman doesn't get drunk.
482
00:19:29,562 --> 00:19:31,129
Bill Sussman can hold his booze.
483
00:19:31,164 --> 00:19:34,132
Can Bill Sussman
come help me now?
484
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,134
No, Bill Sussman
cannot come help you now.
485
00:19:36,169 --> 00:19:37,436
Know why?
486
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,037
Bill Sussman doesn't follow
chicks around
487
00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:40,505
every time
they snap their fingers
488
00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:42,507
like a pathetic
chick-follower.
489
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,909
Bill Sussman does what he wants
whenever he wants it.
490
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:46,578
Do that again, you're a dead man.
491
00:19:46,612 --> 00:19:48,247
Come on.
Admit it. You want it.
492
00:19:48,281 --> 00:19:50,182
Bill Sussman turns you on, right?
493
00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:52,251
Okay, okay, if you just help me
now for five minutes,
494
00:19:52,285 --> 00:19:54,086
then I'll go get you
up into bed, okay?
495
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,854
Bed? Bed?!
496
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:57,889
Bill Sussman
doesn't do it in bed.
497
00:19:57,923 --> 00:20:00,291
He does it on a bear-skin rug,
bare back, and backwards.
498
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,927
You're gonna bend for me, bitch.
499
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,528
Excuse me.
What's up? I'm sorry.
500
00:20:04,562 --> 00:20:06,563
Will you please,
please stop acting like this?!
501
00:20:06,598 --> 00:20:08,398
I really need
your help right now!
502
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:11,835
I have a lot to learn
from someone like Bill.
503
00:20:11,869 --> 00:20:15,171
Doing it his way, refusing
to take no for an answer,
504
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:17,707
'cause that's
how he got his fortune.
505
00:20:17,741 --> 00:20:20,810
There is no fortune.
Bill Sussman doesn't exist.
506
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,245
Well, he should.
507
00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:25,647
Andy Botwin...
Sleeps on an air mattress,
508
00:20:25,681 --> 00:20:29,984
has to borrow money from a kid
to start a business
509
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:31,819
that's about to go
belly-up,
510
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:35,357
and is obsessed with a woman
who's a self-centered,
511
00:20:35,391 --> 00:20:36,859
heartless sociopath.
512
00:20:36,893 --> 00:20:38,661
If you mean me, fuck you.
513
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,030
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
514
00:20:41,064 --> 00:20:42,798
Truth is Bill Sussman's a dick.
515
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,868
Hey, chop-chop.
The coal miner's about to leave.
516
00:20:45,902 --> 00:20:47,537
What's wrong with him?
517
00:20:47,571 --> 00:20:51,274
Too many long island ice teas.
Fuck.
518
00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:54,077
Hey.
519
00:20:54,111 --> 00:20:58,582
I know that in --
I-I know that in the past,
520
00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:01,251
Bill Sussman and I
have had our differences.
521
00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:04,088
But I really don't think
I can do it
522
00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:05,923
without his help right now.
523
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:07,458
Oh, yeah?
524
00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:10,794
Oh. Well, now you see the power
of Bill Sussman, huh?
525
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,196
Blech! Fine.
526
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,532
But I'm doing it for Doug!
Yeah.
527
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,467
Bill Sussman does things
for his buddies.
528
00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:18,702
Okay, which one is he?
529
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,870
The guy in the yellow shirt.
530
00:21:21,205 --> 00:21:23,106
Oh!
Watch it, buddy.
531
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,941
Shit.
Is he too wasted?
532
00:21:24,975 --> 00:21:26,910
Probably, but that's okay.
Jansen is, too.
533
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,881
Ohh.
534
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,817
See? All good.
535
00:21:37,554 --> 00:21:39,789
Pain.
536
00:21:39,823 --> 00:21:41,625
I'm telling you.
537
00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:43,293
A raw egg mixed
with a little clamato
538
00:21:43,328 --> 00:21:44,995
and some
crushed-up Oreos...
539
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:45,930
...works like a charm.
540
00:21:45,964 --> 00:21:47,298
Okay.
541
00:21:47,332 --> 00:21:49,701
If you say the word "clamato"
one more time,
542
00:21:49,735 --> 00:21:51,369
I'm gonna heave again.
543
00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:53,371
Hey, you looked sharp in Klein's
clothes. You swipe any?
544
00:21:53,406 --> 00:21:57,042
No. Weighed me down.
545
00:21:57,077 --> 00:21:58,878
I'm much happier
being Andy Botwin.
546
00:21:58,912 --> 00:22:00,379
Carefree soul,
547
00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:04,616
tasting all the low-hanging
fruit life has to offer,
548
00:22:04,651 --> 00:22:06,718
a lot less complicated,
a lot more fun.
549
00:22:06,753 --> 00:22:09,788
Let the masters of the universe
deal with all the climbers
550
00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:11,456
and their agendas, you know?
551
00:22:11,491 --> 00:22:14,760
With me, what you see
is what you get.
552
00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:17,029
Again, I was really just looking
for a "yes" or a "no."
553
00:22:18,699 --> 00:22:21,333
Silas.
554
00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:22,935
It was a great trip.
555
00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:25,437
Much to discuss.
556
00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:28,608
Uh, before you come at me
with both barrels,
557
00:22:28,642 --> 00:22:30,309
let me just say,
558
00:22:30,343 --> 00:22:32,611
I have been thinking about it,
and you were right.
559
00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:34,046
I was wrong.
560
00:22:34,081 --> 00:22:38,284
I shouldn't have big-footed you
like that with Emma.
561
00:22:38,318 --> 00:22:39,918
I had my reasons,
562
00:22:39,953 --> 00:22:43,522
but you deserve more respect
than that.
563
00:22:45,191 --> 00:22:48,293
It won't happen again,
564
00:22:48,328 --> 00:22:51,296
and I'll let you make
more decisions...
565
00:22:51,331 --> 00:22:52,865
In the future, okay?
566
00:22:52,899 --> 00:22:53,866
Truce?
567
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:55,367
You had Emma arrested.
568
00:22:55,402 --> 00:22:58,336
Emma had Emma arrested.
With your help.
569
00:22:58,370 --> 00:22:59,371
Possibly.
570
00:22:59,405 --> 00:23:00,672
That's bullshit.
571
00:23:00,707 --> 00:23:01,973
It's business.
572
00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:03,642
And you weren't
even gonna tell me.
573
00:23:03,676 --> 00:23:05,110
You would have just told her.
574
00:23:05,145 --> 00:23:07,012
Well, you're right about that.
575
00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:09,148
Whose side are you on?
576
00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:12,617
From now on, my own.
577
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,619
He downloaded our database.
578
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:15,954
Fucking rat.
579
00:23:15,989 --> 00:23:18,391
I prefer the term
"informant."
580
00:23:18,425 --> 00:23:20,959
Well, that wasn't yours to take.
581
00:23:20,994 --> 00:23:24,396
Well, go ahead.
Come on.
582
00:23:24,431 --> 00:23:25,698
Try me.
583
00:23:27,434 --> 00:23:31,670
I'm not gonna fight you
for it, Silas.
584
00:23:31,705 --> 00:23:35,174
Probably a good idea.
585
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:38,010
Consider me...
586
00:23:38,045 --> 00:23:40,313
...the competition.
587
00:23:40,347 --> 00:23:42,516
Fair warning --
588
00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:45,985
Everything is up for grabs.
589
00:23:48,422 --> 00:23:51,424
And best of luck to you, Nancy.
590
00:23:55,696 --> 00:23:57,496
Fuck him.
591
00:23:57,531 --> 00:23:59,866
Let him go.
We don't need him.
592
00:24:03,761 --> 00:24:14,476
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