1 00:00:05,299 --> 00:00:06,509 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:06,733 --> 00:00:08,061 How's my baby boy? 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,375 Annancy! 4 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,480 Hi. 5 00:00:10,515 --> 00:00:12,078 Come on, buddy. 6 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,224 You're missing the movie. It's the good part. 7 00:00:14,259 --> 00:00:16,290 What did he call me? "Aunt Nancy." 8 00:00:16,324 --> 00:00:18,626 Nance, you're gonna be getting some papers from my lawyer. 9 00:00:18,661 --> 00:00:20,324 What papers? Custody. 10 00:00:20,359 --> 00:00:21,826 Custody?! 11 00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:23,759 We need the judge to understand that you are trying. 12 00:00:23,793 --> 00:00:25,726 I'd like you to focus on getting a job. 13 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,392 Whit: "Rocket Man," Doug Wilson. 14 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:29,526 We need an accountant. Tell me you're in. 15 00:00:29,561 --> 00:00:31,696 If I don't have a job, I can't get my kid back. 16 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,702 You start tomorrow, legit. 17 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,979 Someone's here in the room. I'm the husband. 18 00:00:39,014 --> 00:00:40,247 Where's the fuckin' doorknob? 19 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:41,517 We're polyamorous. 20 00:00:41,551 --> 00:00:42,553 I have cancer. 21 00:00:42,587 --> 00:00:44,392 Can you work with that? 22 00:00:44,426 --> 00:00:46,494 You had three years to play. Now you're gonna give me four. 23 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:48,129 You're going to college. 24 00:00:48,163 --> 00:00:50,000 Student loans are readily available from many banks. 25 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:52,437 Applying at Castle Hill Bank, too? 26 00:00:52,471 --> 00:00:54,406 I'm going everywhere. I bought a few things. 27 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,408 Where did you get the money to pay for all this? 28 00:00:56,443 --> 00:00:58,346 I've applied for some loans, for college. 29 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,848 I need you to deal. 30 00:00:59,882 --> 00:01:01,182 42 new clients. 31 00:01:01,217 --> 00:01:02,717 We're gonna need more supply. 32 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:03,752 A lot more. 33 00:01:03,787 --> 00:01:05,022 I want weed. 34 00:01:05,056 --> 00:01:06,523 It's gonna be at least another month. 35 00:01:06,557 --> 00:01:08,525 I don't have another month. 36 00:01:10,328 --> 00:01:12,431 [ Indistinct conversations ] 37 00:01:19,608 --> 00:01:25,616 The government, the media, main street minor leaguers -- 38 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,651 they've all taken their swings at our business 39 00:01:27,685 --> 00:01:29,119 over the last couple of years. 40 00:01:29,153 --> 00:01:30,720 They've all tried to put us under, 41 00:01:30,754 --> 00:01:34,091 blaming us for their shitty 401(K)S, 42 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:36,660 their upside-down mortgages. 43 00:01:36,694 --> 00:01:40,563 Well, news flash to all those sniveling dumbasses 44 00:01:40,597 --> 00:01:43,466 who can't make 10 cents into a dime -- 45 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,533 We're bigger. 46 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:45,567 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 47 00:01:45,602 --> 00:01:47,002 We're smarter. 48 00:01:47,036 --> 00:01:48,069 [ Laughter ] 49 00:01:48,104 --> 00:01:49,905 And we are a fuckload richer! 50 00:01:49,939 --> 00:01:53,109 [ All cheering ] 51 00:01:53,143 --> 00:01:55,812 So suck on this! Am I right? 52 00:01:55,846 --> 00:01:59,083 We make it rain, right? We make it rain. 53 00:01:59,117 --> 00:02:00,752 And there's gonna be some more rain today, 54 00:02:00,786 --> 00:02:03,088 because a meat storm is brewing. 55 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:06,124 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 56 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,327 Vehement beefsteak! 57 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,296 [ All cheering ] 58 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,466 Vehement beefsteak! 59 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,373 Much beef. Enjoy. 60 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,575 [ Ringing ] 61 00:02:23,609 --> 00:02:25,443 Demetri: You've reached the sarge. 62 00:02:25,477 --> 00:02:27,245 I'm knee-deep in the muck. Leave a message. 63 00:02:27,279 --> 00:02:28,246 [ Beep ] 64 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,713 Demetri? It's Nancy. 65 00:02:29,748 --> 00:02:33,251 Checking on that old supply drop. 66 00:02:33,285 --> 00:02:36,454 Lots of dry soldiers. Need rations. 67 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,957 Call me. Bye. 68 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:41,327 You better muscle in there, Nance. 200 pounds goes fast. 69 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,528 I think I'll pass. 70 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,030 How can you pass? 71 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,731 It's a tradition. It's America. 72 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:49,035 It's fatty, once-mooing ears of corn. 73 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:50,504 What's going on with you? 74 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,706 I need money. Could I get an advance? 75 00:02:52,741 --> 00:02:54,208 I got you the beefgirl gig. 76 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,978 That's my lawyer. 77 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,980 So barbaric, so intriguing. 78 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,715 Fingers-only meat banquet. 79 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,717 And you've titled chapter 3 of my book. 80 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,785 Ooh. Coop's hossin' it down over there. 81 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,888 We got to go. Come on, Nancy. 82 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:10,756 Where am I going? Custody hearing. 83 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,994 Jill filed papers. A hearing was granted. 84 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,328 Custody hearing? 85 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:16,930 Like "Where's my kid gonna live" hearing? 86 00:03:16,965 --> 00:03:18,532 Tomorrow in Oakland. We got to take a red-eye. 87 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:20,167 I can't get on a plane. 88 00:03:20,202 --> 00:03:21,803 You do remember I'm living in a halfway house. 89 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:23,939 I got you a furlough for the court appearance. 90 00:03:23,973 --> 00:03:25,340 State law. Yay! 91 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,276 48 hours. Let's go. Chop-chop. 92 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:30,212 Stevie's gonna be there, and I'm gonna get to see him. 93 00:03:30,246 --> 00:03:31,580 Oh, my God. 94 00:03:31,614 --> 00:03:33,115 Doug, I-I'll be back in two days. 95 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:34,917 Look. I made a meat volcano. 96 00:03:34,951 --> 00:03:36,385 What should I bring? 97 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:38,020 A character witness would be nice -- 98 00:03:38,055 --> 00:03:39,488 one of your sons, 99 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,025 whichever one you think makes you look best. 100 00:03:42,059 --> 00:03:44,761 Nancy: Shane, is Silas here? 101 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:47,931 Working a half day, huh? 102 00:03:47,965 --> 00:03:49,299 Nice life. 103 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:52,402 I once decorated my room the same way. 104 00:03:52,436 --> 00:03:54,037 Keeping track of my calls. 105 00:03:54,071 --> 00:03:56,840 Uh, so, these guys here, all around Midtown, 106 00:03:56,874 --> 00:03:59,209 West Village, Lower East Side, so on, 107 00:03:59,243 --> 00:04:02,212 and a checkmark means they've called twice. 108 00:04:02,246 --> 00:04:03,713 Why don't you organize a gang bang, 109 00:04:03,747 --> 00:04:05,214 get them all done at once? 110 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:07,050 Shane, feel free to pretend there are multiple rooms here. 111 00:04:08,318 --> 00:04:10,820 Tell me you have good news about our weed supply. 112 00:04:10,854 --> 00:04:12,755 Jill has scheduled a custody hearing. 113 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:14,724 I need you to come and be a character witness. 114 00:04:14,758 --> 00:04:16,259 For which side? 115 00:04:16,294 --> 00:04:18,962 I'm not asking you to perjure yourself. 116 00:04:20,465 --> 00:04:22,800 Unless you want to. 117 00:04:22,835 --> 00:04:25,570 Think of it as, um, modeling/acting. 118 00:04:25,605 --> 00:04:28,407 I quit modeling to go into business with you. 119 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:31,076 I just cashed in my next set of loans. 120 00:04:31,111 --> 00:04:32,811 I can buy us plane tickets. Wow. 121 00:04:34,247 --> 00:04:36,415 I'll buy the plane tickets. I only need Silas. 122 00:04:36,449 --> 00:04:37,783 He's a retard. 123 00:04:37,817 --> 00:04:40,019 No, take the murderer. I don't care. 124 00:04:40,053 --> 00:04:41,921 Shane, stay here. Go to college. 125 00:04:41,955 --> 00:04:44,022 You're taking $15k for plane tickets? 126 00:04:44,057 --> 00:04:46,125 It's last-minute fares. I'll -- I'll book coach. 127 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:48,194 The rest will be our rainy-day fund. I promise. 128 00:04:48,228 --> 00:04:49,761 I'm charging a vig. 129 00:04:49,796 --> 00:04:52,397 And I would have been a better character witness. 130 00:04:52,431 --> 00:04:53,932 I'm a great liar. 131 00:04:55,234 --> 00:04:57,468 You can testify next time. 132 00:04:58,737 --> 00:05:00,204 So I'm clear, 133 00:05:00,238 --> 00:05:03,373 you're asking me to go on record 134 00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:05,942 about your motherly qualities? 135 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:07,477 You want that? 136 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:12,181 All right. 137 00:05:17,387 --> 00:05:20,856 Use the balls of your feet... 138 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:24,994 And arch your back. 139 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:27,096 Oh. All right. 140 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,998 Hey, are you sure you don't mind? 141 00:05:29,032 --> 00:05:31,967 It's not like secondhand smoke is gonna kill me. 142 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:34,370 Oh, yeah. Death humor. 143 00:05:34,404 --> 00:05:36,572 Got to be honest -- not making me laugh. 144 00:05:36,607 --> 00:05:37,941 [ Inhales sharply ] 145 00:05:37,975 --> 00:05:39,309 Guess that's your privilege, though. 146 00:05:39,343 --> 00:05:41,145 Who am I to say what's funny? 147 00:05:41,179 --> 00:05:42,713 Although people tell me that I'm funny, but I'm not dying. 148 00:05:42,747 --> 00:05:43,714 Sorry. 149 00:05:43,748 --> 00:05:45,149 But you are dying. 150 00:05:45,184 --> 00:05:47,185 Slower than me, obviously, 151 00:05:47,219 --> 00:05:50,355 but trust me -- that could change tomorrow. 152 00:05:50,389 --> 00:05:52,023 Gather ye rosebuds. 153 00:05:52,057 --> 00:05:53,190 Gather ye balls. 154 00:05:53,225 --> 00:05:54,558 [ Grunts ] 155 00:05:54,593 --> 00:05:56,327 Don't just sit on them. Show them to the world. 156 00:05:56,361 --> 00:05:58,162 Show them to the world? I can do that. 157 00:05:58,196 --> 00:06:00,463 Maxeen's taken a liking to you. 158 00:06:00,498 --> 00:06:03,766 You're a vast improvement over the last few guys. 159 00:06:03,801 --> 00:06:06,235 Awfully kind of you. 160 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:08,137 Wait -- "last few." 161 00:06:08,171 --> 00:06:10,372 "Few" like two or three? 162 00:06:10,407 --> 00:06:12,008 I'm sliding. I'm sliding. Oh! 163 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,609 Okay. I've slid. 164 00:06:13,644 --> 00:06:15,913 I'm taking a liking to you guys, too. 165 00:06:15,947 --> 00:06:17,581 Maxeen mainly, but okay. 166 00:06:17,615 --> 00:06:19,750 The whole...two-for-one thing, 167 00:06:19,784 --> 00:06:21,252 it's... 168 00:06:21,286 --> 00:06:23,621 It's not so hard. 169 00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:28,960 [ Slurred ] I need sug... 170 00:06:28,995 --> 00:06:32,296 If shu... 171 00:06:32,331 --> 00:06:34,298 You're sliding, too. These chairs are no good, man. 172 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,933 [ Sniffs ] 173 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,704 Oh, fuck. 174 00:06:40,738 --> 00:06:42,072 It's happening. 175 00:06:42,106 --> 00:06:43,306 It's happening now. 176 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,041 Okay. 177 00:06:45,075 --> 00:06:48,144 Phone people. 178 00:06:48,178 --> 00:06:49,278 Okay. 179 00:06:49,312 --> 00:06:51,847 Here's the wire. Where's the phone? 180 00:06:54,084 --> 00:06:55,885 High-top phone. 181 00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:57,286 Look at that. [ Dialing ] 182 00:06:57,321 --> 00:06:59,589 Charles, don't do it, man. 183 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:03,059 Um, he's down. Pancreas cancer. 184 00:07:03,094 --> 00:07:04,795 We're here, and he's down. 185 00:07:04,829 --> 00:07:06,630 What do I do? 186 00:07:06,665 --> 00:07:08,166 Oh, God, yeah -- CPR. 187 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,467 That's a great idea. 188 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:11,169 I'll try that. 189 00:07:11,203 --> 00:07:13,505 I had to put the shoe down! 190 00:07:13,539 --> 00:07:14,606 I got this. 191 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,241 Uh... 192 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:17,809 [ Inhales sharply ] 193 00:07:19,713 --> 00:07:21,646 [ Breathes loudly ] 194 00:07:21,681 --> 00:07:23,948 Holy shit. It worked. He's breathing. 195 00:07:23,983 --> 00:07:25,283 I saved him. 196 00:07:25,318 --> 00:07:27,585 Still clammy! Tell me you've sent somebody! 197 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:30,422 Not like this, Charles. 198 00:07:30,456 --> 00:07:32,523 Not like this. 199 00:07:38,297 --> 00:07:41,200 What are you gonna say at the hearing? 200 00:07:41,234 --> 00:07:43,335 I'm not sure. Figure I'll wing it. 201 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:45,204 You know, no winging. 202 00:07:45,239 --> 00:07:47,507 I'm serious, okay? 203 00:07:47,541 --> 00:07:49,442 I'm trying to watch "Everybody Loves Raymond." 204 00:07:49,476 --> 00:07:51,111 It's on Channel 1. It's good. 205 00:07:51,145 --> 00:07:52,712 What if the judge cross-examines you? 206 00:07:52,747 --> 00:07:55,349 See, Debra's [chuckles] really pissed at Ray 207 00:07:55,383 --> 00:07:58,052 for taking Robert's side in a fight with Amy. 208 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,021 Oh, now the dad's involved. He's awesome. 209 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:01,856 Hey. 210 00:08:01,891 --> 00:08:03,825 I could lose Stevie. 211 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,495 I have maybe one card to play, 212 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,230 and guess what -- that's you. 213 00:08:08,265 --> 00:08:10,132 So you could just quit the coy bullshit 214 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:12,634 for just one second, please? 215 00:08:12,668 --> 00:08:15,937 You're dragging me across the country at a moment's notice 216 00:08:15,971 --> 00:08:17,838 to talk about you as a mother. 217 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,073 I... 218 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:24,545 I really, truly don't know what I'm gonna say yet. 219 00:08:24,579 --> 00:08:28,281 I-I have suggestions. 220 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,152 There could be inspiration here. 221 00:08:32,186 --> 00:08:34,820 Maybe I'll compare you to Ray. 222 00:08:34,855 --> 00:08:37,790 You mean well, but you get into trouble. 223 00:08:37,824 --> 00:08:38,990 And then there's Marie. 224 00:08:39,025 --> 00:08:40,458 You know what? 225 00:08:40,492 --> 00:08:42,260 Be a spectator. Forget it. 226 00:08:42,294 --> 00:08:43,594 I'll defend myself. 227 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:45,729 [ Chuckling ] That should go well. 228 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:51,101 He apologizes. She forgives him. 229 00:08:51,136 --> 00:08:52,569 The tall guy makes a dumb joke. 230 00:08:52,604 --> 00:08:54,638 Everyone's happy. The end. 231 00:08:54,673 --> 00:08:58,643 Stop and enjoy the make-believe every once in a while, Nance. 232 00:08:58,678 --> 00:09:01,847 I can't afford that. [ Scoffs ] 233 00:09:01,882 --> 00:09:03,382 Hi, it's Nancy. Leave your message. 234 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:04,884 [ Beep ] 235 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,253 Uh, I thought you were kidding about the two days, Nancy. 236 00:09:07,288 --> 00:09:09,589 You know, I gave you a chance when no one else would, 237 00:09:09,624 --> 00:09:11,191 and this is how you repay me. 238 00:09:11,225 --> 00:09:12,926 I don't know where the lunch menus are. 239 00:09:12,961 --> 00:09:15,262 My computer's frozen on an image of Bradley Cooper. 240 00:09:15,296 --> 00:09:16,530 [ Sighs ] 241 00:09:16,564 --> 00:09:18,998 A little help, please, Nancy. 242 00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:21,166 Okay, if there's a gyro here in the next half-hour, 243 00:09:21,201 --> 00:09:23,335 I'll think about forgiving you. 244 00:09:23,369 --> 00:09:25,137 Extra tzatziki. 245 00:09:38,017 --> 00:09:39,117 Doug Wilson. 246 00:09:39,152 --> 00:09:42,253 Yes, with extra tzatziki. 247 00:09:42,288 --> 00:09:46,491 Yeah, I-I promise he'll stop calling you goat bangers. 248 00:09:46,526 --> 00:09:48,193 Okay. Thank you. 249 00:09:48,227 --> 00:09:49,394 Did you find them? 250 00:09:49,429 --> 00:09:50,796 They postponed the hearing. 251 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:52,765 Till after lunch? 252 00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:55,668 Lunch, plus two months. 253 00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:57,203 [ Sighs ] 254 00:09:57,237 --> 00:09:59,206 They know you'll have trouble getting out here again. 255 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,141 They're making you jump through hoops, 256 00:10:01,175 --> 00:10:03,778 making you mad and potentially irrational. 257 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,980 Their lawyer's very good. 258 00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:07,482 So Stevie's not even here? 259 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,184 I'm not even gonna get to see him? 260 00:10:09,219 --> 00:10:10,886 No. This is bullshit! 261 00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:14,956 Can they do this? It is, and they can. 262 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,796 You're the fucking lawyer. Do something. 263 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:23,632 Project, baby, project. I can take it. Work it out. 264 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,801 Do you want to cry? Do you want to break something? 265 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:28,537 Let it all out. Just let it go. 266 00:10:28,572 --> 00:10:29,872 Oh, man. 267 00:10:29,907 --> 00:10:32,775 You do not want to give her that opening. 268 00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:38,848 [ Car door slams ] 269 00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:43,953 [ Buzzer ] 270 00:10:45,623 --> 00:10:46,623 [ Sighs ] 271 00:10:46,657 --> 00:10:47,691 Jill! 272 00:10:47,725 --> 00:10:50,060 Get your ass out here! 273 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:55,031 [ Buzzer ] 274 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:56,967 Do you think she could've maybe just gone out for some fresh air? 275 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,202 [ Scoffs ] 276 00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:00,603 I'll call a cab. We got to go get her. 277 00:11:02,373 --> 00:11:04,140 Son of a bitch. 278 00:11:04,175 --> 00:11:05,675 That's the judge who fucked us -- 279 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,643 Franklin, Judge Franklin. 280 00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:09,145 They certainly did some work on his portrait. 281 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:09,846 I'll tell you that. 282 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,080 Judge Franklin -- 283 00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:13,048 No! No, no, no! Are you nuts? 284 00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:16,017 You never make eye contact with a judge on his lunch break. 285 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,653 Smile. Apologize. You thought he was someone else. 286 00:11:18,687 --> 00:11:19,887 No! 287 00:11:19,922 --> 00:11:21,822 Hi, uh, Your Honor. 288 00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:23,524 Sorry to bother you. 289 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,192 I had a question about the Nancy Botwin case -- 290 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,193 Or h-hearing. 291 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,461 Botwin... 292 00:11:27,495 --> 00:11:29,196 Oh, wait. I thought we postponed that. 293 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,565 Yes, you did. 294 00:11:31,599 --> 00:11:32,733 That's the problem. 295 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:33,767 [ Buzzer ] 296 00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:35,736 Is this an inconvenient time?! 297 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:39,006 Should I fly back another day?! 298 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,007 Jill! 299 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:43,009 Nancy. 300 00:11:43,044 --> 00:11:44,611 I want to see my son. 301 00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:47,080 Damn. Jill just took him to the playground. 302 00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:49,349 Oh, bullshit! I saw her van! 303 00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:51,251 Didn't we reschedule the hearing? 304 00:11:51,285 --> 00:11:52,685 Yeah. I guess you did. 305 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,554 I never got the memo, so here I am. 306 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,955 I'm ready to see my son. 307 00:11:55,989 --> 00:11:57,623 I wish I could help you. I really do. 308 00:11:57,658 --> 00:11:59,859 [ Sighs ] 309 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,527 You know she slept with Andy? 310 00:12:01,561 --> 00:12:03,462 Jill: Blah, blah, blah. He already knows. 311 00:12:03,496 --> 00:12:05,130 Move on, like the rest of us, Nancy. 312 00:12:05,164 --> 00:12:06,698 Jill, really? 313 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:08,600 You don't have a fence high enough! 314 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:12,437 Oh, I forgot -- you're an expert with iron bars now. 315 00:12:12,471 --> 00:12:14,372 Well, we do have neighborhood security. 316 00:12:14,407 --> 00:12:15,874 It should be here any second. 317 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,476 [ Sighs ] Let me in, Scott. 318 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:19,011 Don't touch the gate, Scott. 319 00:12:22,816 --> 00:12:24,350 What'd she do to win you back? 320 00:12:24,384 --> 00:12:28,054 She give you a clay mold of her vag? 321 00:12:28,089 --> 00:12:31,224 It's probably warmer than the real thing. 322 00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:33,694 Hey, you want to go fuck the gardener over there? 323 00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:35,329 Looks like your type. 324 00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:38,133 She kidnapped my child! 325 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:41,270 Crazy woman at my door! 326 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,105 [ Buzzer ] 327 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:46,075 Oh, no, the buzzer. I'm melting! 328 00:12:46,109 --> 00:12:47,610 Keep trying, Jill. 329 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:50,813 Whenever, wherever, hearing, no hearing, 330 00:12:50,848 --> 00:12:52,248 I'm his mother! 331 00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,817 Stevie, can you hear me? 332 00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:57,820 You remember this voice... but quieter? 333 00:12:57,854 --> 00:12:59,021 Ma'am. 334 00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,923 Thanks for coming, Carl. 335 00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:02,958 I'm gonna need you to lower your voice, ma'am. 336 00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,193 Stevie! 337 00:13:05,228 --> 00:13:06,461 Uh, please don't do that. 338 00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:07,596 Nancy, come on! 339 00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,198 What's she doing? 340 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,267 Don't let her over! I'm calling the real cops. 341 00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:13,935 I can handle this, Mrs. Gray. Down! 342 00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:17,005 Now! 343 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,774 No! Uh... 344 00:13:18,808 --> 00:13:20,009 Push her toward me! 345 00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:21,443 I can't push her face, Carl! 346 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,646 Uh, uh, ma'am, ma'am... 347 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,647 I'm going to have to touch your ass, ma'am. 348 00:13:25,682 --> 00:13:26,515 Push her! 349 00:13:26,549 --> 00:13:28,317 No pushing, no grabbing! 350 00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:31,487 I'm coming down! 351 00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:36,859 What? Unnecessary! 352 00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:38,026 I'm leaving! 353 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:39,728 Yes, you are. 354 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:41,230 You'll regret this. 355 00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:46,235 My lawyer took down breast-implant people. 356 00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:48,871 He's gonna take you down -- all of you! 357 00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:52,408 Great to see you, Nancy. Safe flight! 358 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:54,277 [ Sighs ] So... 359 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,711 Nancy Botwin is my mother. 360 00:13:55,746 --> 00:13:57,880 Yeah, you've said that twice now. 361 00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:59,882 Look, I finish this sandwich, 362 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,351 I'm back to the 12 hearings I do have scheduled today. 363 00:14:02,386 --> 00:14:03,820 You ever mediate 364 00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:06,422 between a transgender couple and grandparents? 365 00:14:06,457 --> 00:14:07,590 Brutal. 366 00:14:08,893 --> 00:14:10,026 Go. 367 00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:12,595 Uh, well, Nancy Botwin is... 368 00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:15,431 Uh, she means well. 369 00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:17,533 Sometimes it's bumpy, but it's good. 370 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:22,338 Okay. 371 00:14:22,372 --> 00:14:24,440 W-when I was 10, 372 00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,042 I had an asthma attack on Halloween, 373 00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,810 so no candy for me. 374 00:14:27,845 --> 00:14:30,346 Brand-new Austin Powers costume still in the plastic bag. 375 00:14:31,948 --> 00:14:33,649 But she put it on 376 00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:35,384 and walked the neighborhood the whole night, 377 00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:37,219 just to get me candy. 378 00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:39,221 She fought with some kids. 379 00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:41,991 Well... I mean, it wasn't... 380 00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:47,663 She looks out for us. She... 381 00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:48,931 [ Sighs ] 382 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,367 Geez, I can't believe I'm saying this. 383 00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:52,568 [ Smacks lips ] 384 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:54,237 She loves us. 385 00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:58,241 And I'm pretty sure she loves her youngest, Stevie, even more. 386 00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,343 And to not even give her the chance... 387 00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:04,380 Look, she's not mom of the year. 388 00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:06,149 Whatever you want to do, 389 00:15:06,184 --> 00:15:10,020 just at least give her a fair fight. 390 00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:11,355 [ Sighs ] 391 00:15:11,389 --> 00:15:13,624 Not the most impassioned speech I ever heard. 392 00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:16,761 Yeah. It's not exactly what I had mapped out. 393 00:15:16,795 --> 00:15:18,762 You're a fast eater. 394 00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:22,366 Well, I'm still hungry. Let me find her file. 395 00:15:27,005 --> 00:15:28,372 Whit: Yo! 396 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:30,341 Hey, Rocketman! 397 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,275 Hey, whit, did you check the earnings report? 398 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,978 Sure did. Great fucking quarter. 399 00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:37,681 Great fucking quarter... Probably. 400 00:15:37,715 --> 00:15:39,148 Probably? 401 00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:41,718 I don't want to be a dick, and I know I say that a lot, 402 00:15:41,752 --> 00:15:43,754 but this guy you had in here before 403 00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:46,156 must have been a colossal shit-for-brains. 404 00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:48,925 Go on. 405 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,727 Some of these dividends, they were coming and going. 406 00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:52,396 I mean, what's this guy, a meth addict? 407 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,764 I mean, it's sweeping the nation. 408 00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:55,198 Wait, wait. [ Laughs nervously ] 409 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,167 You went through the whole report? 410 00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:59,369 You know, most people probably wouldn't even catch it. 411 00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:02,273 Thing is, I got a diagnosed case of synesthesia. 412 00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:04,742 I see words and numbers in colors, 413 00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:06,845 like the number 3 is orange. 414 00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:08,613 The word "Tuesday" is green. 415 00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:10,348 Uh, "vagina," purple. 416 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:11,583 Fuck. 417 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,284 Deep black, unless you're talking the verb. 418 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,186 Then it's more of a blood red. 419 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:18,456 Anyway, it helped me to string together a few patterns. 420 00:16:18,491 --> 00:16:20,325 You got anything this afternoon? 421 00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:21,593 Cancel it. 422 00:16:21,627 --> 00:16:23,294 There's somewhere I want to take you. 423 00:16:23,329 --> 00:16:25,196 Well, if it's Delmonico's, I should pass. 424 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,897 I'm still a little backed up from yesterday. 425 00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:29,466 Hoping Greek's gonna push it on through. 426 00:16:33,538 --> 00:16:34,838 Mr. Palmer? 427 00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:37,341 Dr. Palmer. May I help you? 428 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,042 I want to take your class. 429 00:16:39,076 --> 00:16:40,843 You are aware we're three weeks into the term? 430 00:16:40,878 --> 00:16:42,145 I'll make it up. 431 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:43,547 If you're looking for an easy "A," 432 00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:44,681 you've come to the wrong place. 433 00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:47,250 I am meticulous. I am exacting. 434 00:16:47,285 --> 00:16:49,352 You completed the prereqs, I assume? 435 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:50,487 Killed them. 436 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,088 You will have to buy my book. 437 00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:54,324 Can I purchase it directly from you? 438 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:57,660 I think we might find a spot for you, Mr... 439 00:16:57,694 --> 00:16:59,762 Botwin -- Shane. 440 00:16:59,797 --> 00:17:03,365 Mr. Shane Botwin, welcome to Applied Criminal Justice. 441 00:17:05,202 --> 00:17:07,770 That's the problem with these plug-ins. 442 00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:10,372 If you'd uncuff me, I'll help you push. 443 00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:13,442 Got to start checking the power on this thing, Carl. 444 00:17:13,477 --> 00:17:16,378 Goddamn night guy thinks it's more important he charges his iPad. 445 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,147 Brought your bag. 446 00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,918 I didn't know whether to drop it in first 447 00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:25,254 or, um, leave it behind. 448 00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:26,856 I was being optimistic. 449 00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:29,092 Not a bad try, the whole Catwoman approach. 450 00:17:29,127 --> 00:17:31,862 Maybe next time, you could parachute in or dig a tunnel. 451 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:34,197 I don't like to get dirt under my nails. 452 00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:36,432 Look, if you go into that house right now, 453 00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:39,469 all hell is gonna break loose, and Stevie would see that. 454 00:17:39,503 --> 00:17:41,304 Do I have a choice? 455 00:17:41,338 --> 00:17:43,773 I'll make sure you get to video-chat with him. 456 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:47,275 [ Voice breaking ] I-I want him told I'm his mother. 457 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,978 What you say on that call -- look, it's your call. 458 00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:54,281 Please, cancel the custody hearing, Scott. 459 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:55,449 Please. 460 00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:56,951 That is out of my control. 461 00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:59,553 Jill: Scott, what's she saying? 462 00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:02,924 She called you a cunt! 463 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,325 Sorry. 464 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,461 Fair enough. 465 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:09,597 By the way, we, uh... 466 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,599 We never had this conversation. 467 00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:15,970 Listen, when Jill and I were split up, 468 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:19,140 I didn't get to see Shayla and Taylor all that much. 469 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:20,508 It sucks. I get it. 470 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,677 So you'll back me on the custody? 471 00:18:23,712 --> 00:18:24,945 [ Chuckles nervously ] 472 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,246 I said I get it. 473 00:18:26,281 --> 00:18:28,515 I also said I like seeing my girls. 474 00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:30,584 Sorry. 475 00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:33,853 About what I expected. 476 00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:34,955 Maybe better. 477 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,624 Shane? Silas. 478 00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:39,026 Dick move today, Uncle Scott. 479 00:18:39,061 --> 00:18:40,628 He's atoning. 480 00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,931 Okay. Another 40 minutes, and we're good to go. 481 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:44,399 Uncuff her, Carl. 482 00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:46,335 These guys will make sure she leaves, right? 483 00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:49,104 I'm gonna gag her and stuff her into my trunk right now. 484 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,607 [ Laughs ] 485 00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,475 No? Okay. 486 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,010 Thank you, Scott. 487 00:18:55,045 --> 00:18:56,812 What'd you do? 488 00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:58,780 I can't decide whether I want a good story or a good client. 489 00:18:58,815 --> 00:18:59,814 Go on. Tell me. 490 00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:01,950 All a big mix-up. 491 00:19:01,984 --> 00:19:03,685 Let's go. 492 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,719 Judge wants to see you. 493 00:19:10,158 --> 00:19:11,559 It's satisfying. 494 00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,661 Doing my job, doing it well -- feels good. 495 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,797 That, my friend, is the oiled hand on your cock. 496 00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:17,799 Could be. 497 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,500 Hey... 498 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,236 As far as what you found, it's not a problem. 499 00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:24,372 You haven't even looked at it yet. 500 00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:25,740 Relax, please. 501 00:19:25,774 --> 00:19:27,675 There are two ways to go in our biz. 502 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,078 The first is you follow every bullshit subsection 503 00:19:30,112 --> 00:19:31,713 in the S.E.C. rule book, 504 00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:33,882 nobody makes a profit, and the economy collapses. 505 00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,417 Fascists. Yeah. 506 00:19:35,451 --> 00:19:38,020 The second way, you use your common sense, 507 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,655 you do what you got to do -- 508 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,223 make the investors happy, 509 00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:43,359 keep the free-market economy running. 510 00:19:43,393 --> 00:19:45,327 So we're cooking the books? 511 00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:46,429 Christ, Doug. 512 00:19:46,463 --> 00:19:48,030 I-I wish you had told me. 513 00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:49,932 I busted my ass working on those reports. 514 00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:52,100 Remember, relax. 515 00:19:52,135 --> 00:19:55,270 You're acting like a small-town CPA 516 00:19:55,304 --> 00:19:57,605 touring Wall Street for the first time. 517 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,808 Okay, now you're too relaxed. 518 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:01,476 Carrie: Whit, could you please put your fucking business on hold 519 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:02,644 for 10 minutes -- just once? 520 00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:04,879 No, I can't, Carrie. This is serious shit. 521 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,414 Fuck it. I got my 5:00. 522 00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:07,949 Jen's gonna have to finish you both. 523 00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:09,884 Hey, hey, are you working this weekend? 524 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,719 My girlfriend wants to come with for a couples. 525 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,555 Make an appointment. 526 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,289 And tell her I'm not putting any pantyhose in my mouth this time. 527 00:20:15,324 --> 00:20:16,724 [ Sighs ] 528 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,726 [ Clears throat ] 529 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,628 You know, Whit, I'm just trying to cover my ass. 530 00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:21,729 Me too. 531 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,765 It's all good. Asses are covered. 532 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:25,767 Dicks are out, but asses are covered. 533 00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,836 [ Laughs ] You got that right, brother. 534 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,771 Oh. Hmm. 535 00:20:29,806 --> 00:20:32,307 Oh, by the way, we're playing Goldman on Saturday. 536 00:20:32,342 --> 00:20:34,376 Hey, Jen, you know what we call this guy? Oh. 537 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,744 Rocketman. 538 00:20:35,779 --> 00:20:38,580 [ Chuckles ] Does Rocketman ever take off? 539 00:20:38,615 --> 00:20:40,916 Oh, that feels good. 540 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,184 Little faster. 541 00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:43,652 Okay. 542 00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:47,222 Maxeen: "I then smiled gaily to find the deed so far done. 543 00:20:47,257 --> 00:20:48,690 "But, for many minutes, 544 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,425 the heart beat on with a muffled sound." 545 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:51,994 What the hell are you reading him? 546 00:20:52,028 --> 00:20:53,662 "Tell-tale Heart." 547 00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:55,364 Poe? 548 00:20:55,399 --> 00:20:58,668 Like "Everything is dark and dreary and dead or dying" Poe? 549 00:20:58,703 --> 00:21:00,404 Right now? I just saved him. 550 00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:01,872 It's his favorite. 551 00:21:03,342 --> 00:21:06,945 This is, uh... 552 00:21:06,979 --> 00:21:09,047 I'm gonna go get ice cream for when he wakes up. 553 00:21:09,082 --> 00:21:11,750 Carvel? Maybe they can do Fudgie the raven. 554 00:21:11,785 --> 00:21:13,918 He's not contagious, Andy. 555 00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:15,186 [ Sighs ] 556 00:21:15,221 --> 00:21:17,155 You didn't see his skin. It was so waxy. 557 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,925 It's just a little hypoglycemia. 558 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,327 It happens sometimes. 559 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,862 [ Sighs ] 560 00:21:25,665 --> 00:21:27,766 Are his lips usually that salty? 561 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,768 I have no frame of reference, 562 00:21:29,802 --> 00:21:31,836 but they tasted closer to dead fish 563 00:21:31,871 --> 00:21:33,705 than they probably should have. 564 00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:35,774 You're just mad that you made out with him 565 00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:37,309 when you didn't have to. 566 00:21:37,344 --> 00:21:39,211 I was in the moment. I acted courageously. 567 00:21:39,245 --> 00:21:43,015 Not exactly sweet kisses I jumped into. 568 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:44,483 No offense, Charles. 569 00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:46,118 Poor thing. Do you want to come lay down, too? 570 00:21:46,152 --> 00:21:47,919 I think you're underestimating 571 00:21:47,954 --> 00:21:49,655 the weight of my experience this afternoon. 572 00:21:49,689 --> 00:21:51,857 I was joking. 573 00:21:51,891 --> 00:21:53,726 Okay. 574 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,029 Imagine... We're in bed one night, 575 00:21:57,064 --> 00:21:59,265 enjoying ourselves, what we've become. 576 00:21:59,299 --> 00:22:01,133 It's probably something good. 577 00:22:02,435 --> 00:22:04,470 And he... 578 00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:06,771 You know? Right next to us. 579 00:22:06,806 --> 00:22:08,273 Imagine we're... 580 00:22:08,307 --> 00:22:09,974 Right? 581 00:22:10,009 --> 00:22:12,844 That's a heavy weight on the shoulders. 582 00:22:12,879 --> 00:22:14,880 When that time comes, 583 00:22:14,914 --> 00:22:17,049 he'll probably be in his own bed, 584 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,351 tubes everywhere and machines going. 585 00:22:21,989 --> 00:22:22,989 Bubbie. 586 00:22:23,024 --> 00:22:24,824 What? 587 00:22:24,859 --> 00:22:26,026 It's Bubbie. 588 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:27,094 I... 589 00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:33,367 I can't be polyamorous with Bubbie. 590 00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:37,738 I don't get the exact reference, but... 591 00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:39,506 I think I understand. 592 00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,942 And I can't blame you. 593 00:22:41,976 --> 00:22:43,577 [ Sighs ] 594 00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:45,545 If the shoe was on the other foot... 595 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,913 I don't know. 596 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,283 It's not you. It's not me, either. 597 00:22:49,317 --> 00:22:50,884 I didn't flee. I passed. 598 00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:52,352 And he's alive, yes. 599 00:22:52,386 --> 00:22:54,354 I'm not trying to pin this all on Charles. 600 00:22:54,388 --> 00:22:55,722 Not his fault. 601 00:22:55,756 --> 00:22:57,390 [ Inhales sharply ] 602 00:22:57,425 --> 00:22:59,793 But the downside -- this is heavy shit. 603 00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:01,161 [ Groans ] 604 00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:05,699 I know it can't all be popsicles and pet shops. 605 00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:08,536 But I really hate Poe -- and death. 606 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:09,770 Life is my thing. 607 00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:12,807 Really, it's okay. 608 00:23:12,841 --> 00:23:14,642 You can stop talking now. 609 00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:16,745 [ Sighs ] 610 00:23:21,251 --> 00:23:23,620 Your Honor, i-if I may say something first -- 611 00:23:23,654 --> 00:23:25,489 Okay, Ms. Botwin, here's how I see it. 612 00:23:25,523 --> 00:23:27,591 Children with their mothers is a good thing. 613 00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:30,094 If at all possible, that's the way I rule. 614 00:23:30,129 --> 00:23:32,397 Unfortunately, in your situation, 615 00:23:32,431 --> 00:23:34,331 that's not possible -- 616 00:23:34,366 --> 00:23:35,566 right now. 617 00:23:35,601 --> 00:23:37,168 At the same time, 618 00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:39,403 it'd be unfair to grant custody to Mrs. Gray -- 619 00:23:39,438 --> 00:23:40,571 right now. 620 00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:42,773 Too much is up in the air. 621 00:23:42,808 --> 00:23:45,809 So, finish out your sentence, and at that time, 622 00:23:45,844 --> 00:23:48,112 I'll see what is and is not possible. 623 00:23:48,147 --> 00:23:49,213 [ Sighs ] 624 00:23:49,247 --> 00:23:50,614 Thank you. 625 00:23:50,649 --> 00:23:52,484 Your halfway house has probably already told you 626 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:53,852 all the things you need to do -- 627 00:23:53,886 --> 00:23:55,720 get money, stable job, et cetera. 628 00:23:55,755 --> 00:23:56,988 Those are true. 629 00:23:57,023 --> 00:23:58,823 But here's some additional advice. 630 00:23:58,858 --> 00:24:03,461 Do not concoct some grand plan to change yourself. 631 00:24:03,496 --> 00:24:05,330 It never works. 632 00:24:05,364 --> 00:24:07,198 Don't reinvent the wheel. 633 00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:08,867 From what I see from your son, 634 00:24:08,901 --> 00:24:10,568 the wheel was spinning just fine once. 635 00:24:10,603 --> 00:24:13,971 Go back to that model, that Nancy Botwin. 636 00:24:14,006 --> 00:24:15,907 You got caught up with the wrong people. 637 00:24:15,941 --> 00:24:17,609 Move on from that crowd. 638 00:24:17,643 --> 00:24:20,245 Return to the ones who helped you succeed 639 00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:22,714 on both a personal and maternal level -- 640 00:24:22,749 --> 00:24:24,950 your friends, your family. 641 00:24:24,984 --> 00:24:27,118 You're probably never gonna grace the cover 642 00:24:27,153 --> 00:24:28,720 of Parenting magazine. 643 00:24:28,755 --> 00:24:31,590 I'm not looking for that. Keep it simple. 644 00:24:31,624 --> 00:24:34,160 Be the Nancy who raised Silas. 645 00:24:34,194 --> 00:24:37,197 You do that, we'll see what's possible. 646 00:24:37,231 --> 00:24:40,667 Silas: Maybe we should've called first. 647 00:24:40,701 --> 00:24:43,236 Nancy: They grow weed. We have money. It'll be fine. 648 00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:45,205 I hope you're right. 649 00:24:47,975 --> 00:24:49,710 Come on. Go ahead. 650 00:24:49,744 --> 00:24:51,311 Go ahead. Knock. 651 00:24:51,346 --> 00:24:54,181 Uh, I'm pretty sure you still owe me one for yesterday. 652 00:24:54,215 --> 00:24:55,382 You knock. 653 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,685 Go on. Knock. 654 00:24:57,719 --> 00:24:59,086 [ Door opens ] 655 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,988 Hell... 656 00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:02,822 [ Rifle cocks ] ...no. 657 00:25:02,857 --> 00:25:07,226 ♪ It's been a long time since the last time we met ♪ 658 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:12,064 ♪ it sure has been a while, but we both understand ♪ 659 00:25:12,098 --> 00:25:15,568 ♪ that one's friends stay friends till the end ♪ 660 00:25:15,602 --> 00:25:17,903 ♪ it's not how many times ♪ 661 00:25:17,938 --> 00:25:21,474 ♪ you may see me walk the streets with my friend ♪ 662 00:25:21,509 --> 00:25:23,810 ♪ Hello, my friend ♪ 663 00:25:23,845 --> 00:25:25,879 ♪ Where have you been? ♪ 664 00:25:25,914 --> 00:25:28,082 ♪ Hello, my friend ♪ 665 00:25:28,116 --> 00:25:30,718 ♪ long time no see ♪ 666 00:25:30,753 --> 00:25:34,289 ♪ that one's friends stay friends till the end ♪ 667 00:25:34,323 --> 00:25:36,624 ♪ it's not how many times ♪ 668 00:25:36,658 --> 00:25:39,961 ♪ you may see me walk the streets with my friend ♪