1 00:00:00,623 --> 00:00:02,476 Weeds 502: Machetes Up Top 2 00:00:02,685 --> 00:00:04,831 By the Fumistes team. lesfumistes@gmail.com 3 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:37,286 He's not here. 4 00:00:38,643 --> 00:00:40,232 What do you want? 5 00:00:46,663 --> 00:00:47,463 Coffee. 6 00:00:51,028 --> 00:00:53,032 - Where's Esteban? - He's busy. 7 00:00:53,294 --> 00:00:55,805 - I'm here to keep you company. - I don't need company. 8 00:00:56,216 --> 00:00:57,348 He thinks you do. 9 00:00:58,780 --> 00:00:59,780 Really? 10 00:01:07,749 --> 00:01:10,243 I never really imagined I'd be saying this in real life, 11 00:01:10,368 --> 00:01:12,029 but call off your goon. 12 00:01:12,859 --> 00:01:14,949 Call me. I need to talk to you. We need to talk. 13 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:18,743 I have to know what's going on. 14 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:21,539 He hasn't made up his mind yet. 15 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,002 You look a little green. 16 00:01:29,594 --> 00:01:31,548 Ginger settles the stomach. 17 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,657 Ginger. I'll try that. 18 00:01:44,716 --> 00:01:45,956 Like a cartoon. 19 00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:48,107 That's not respectful. 20 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,043 - You're religious? - Selectively. 21 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:54,821 The whole "thou shalt not kill" thing probably not working out for you, huh? 22 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,740 And I support gay marriage. 23 00:01:57,615 --> 00:01:59,719 Your visit has been a sheer delight. 24 00:02:00,425 --> 00:02:03,860 But I have errands... mani-pedi, got to pick up some stretch-mark cream. 25 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:05,511 I'm gonna get dressed. 26 00:02:06,488 --> 00:02:08,265 You're gonna keep me company. 27 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,266 I will keep you company. 28 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,230 Typical Nancy. 29 00:02:28,675 --> 00:02:29,934 Typical Nancy. 30 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:34,277 As if I have no life and I couldn't possibly be doing anything important. 31 00:02:34,548 --> 00:02:36,487 - Ham or pepperoni? - Ham. 32 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:39,382 As if I'm running a hotel here. 33 00:02:39,754 --> 00:02:41,843 Girls, will you sit down at the counter? 34 00:02:41,968 --> 00:02:44,078 It's as if we're awake all night like vampires. 35 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,051 - Catfish. - What? 36 00:02:46,176 --> 00:02:48,792 - Catfish are nocturnal. - So are hedgehogs. 37 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,396 As if we're catfish or hedgehogs. 38 00:02:54,253 --> 00:02:55,048 Careful. 39 00:02:58,970 --> 00:02:59,970 Yum-yum. 40 00:03:00,994 --> 00:03:02,264 Should we get up? 41 00:03:02,561 --> 00:03:04,683 In a minute. Are they looking? 42 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,358 Why? Are you naked? 43 00:03:07,678 --> 00:03:09,328 Just a little... 44 00:03:09,812 --> 00:03:10,731 alert. 45 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:13,938 What? It happens. 46 00:03:14,554 --> 00:03:15,954 Comfy couch... 47 00:03:16,684 --> 00:03:17,988 happy dreams. 48 00:03:18,555 --> 00:03:20,806 - They're awake. - Oh, hi. 49 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:21,993 Morning. 50 00:03:22,430 --> 00:03:23,830 How did you sleep? 51 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,454 Were you warm enough? 52 00:03:25,679 --> 00:03:26,537 Andy was. 53 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,142 Okay. Here we go, girls. 54 00:03:30,928 --> 00:03:33,003 Hey, Andy and... 55 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,381 - my nephew. - Shane. 56 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,006 Yeah, Shane, right. 57 00:03:38,172 --> 00:03:40,477 - Good to see you, Scott. - Fantastic. Nancy here? 58 00:03:40,602 --> 00:03:41,844 No, she couldn't make it. 59 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,366 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, in a sec. 60 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:45,905 Great. That's great. 61 00:03:46,812 --> 00:03:48,854 Time, twins. Lock and load. Let's go. 62 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,492 - I want all of this eaten. - Listen, great seeing you guys. 63 00:03:51,617 --> 00:03:54,391 Get yourselves some sun. You're in California, for pete's sake. 64 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,611 They live in California, Scott. We've been to their house. 65 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:00,162 We've moved, but we're still in California. 66 00:04:01,214 --> 00:04:02,783 I'll fill you in later. 67 00:04:03,706 --> 00:04:05,809 All right, girls. Let's go. Come on. 68 00:04:08,142 --> 00:04:10,881 I didn't know, 'cause Nancy doesn't talk to me. 69 00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:14,243 Would you like a hot pocket? 70 00:04:17,741 --> 00:04:19,383 Can you go for a walk or something? 71 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,879 At least get out of the way. Sit down. 72 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,540 No, no, just sitting. 73 00:04:44,512 --> 00:04:45,534 Yeah, it's time. 74 00:04:45,897 --> 00:04:47,536 - He needs the fish. - The fish. 75 00:04:48,309 --> 00:04:49,758 You need the fish. 76 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,541 Inside. Put inside, put inside. 77 00:04:53,308 --> 00:04:54,709 Fishy eat dead skin. 78 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,120 $45. 79 00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:05,052 What? Bikini wax. 80 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,936 You interested? It's my treat. 81 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:10,149 It hurts like hell, but Esteban really likes it. 82 00:05:10,505 --> 00:05:12,426 I know how you like to please the boss. 83 00:05:14,386 --> 00:05:15,611 Back in a few. 84 00:05:15,935 --> 00:05:17,399 Hey, relax. Sit down. 85 00:05:24,088 --> 00:05:25,282 You like the fishy? 86 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:35,666 - Not yet finish! - $45! 87 00:05:43,123 --> 00:05:46,087 So, Lisa Palmisano, the little bitch with the shiny shoes 88 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,056 who was Christine's friend who sat behind me in math... 89 00:05:49,342 --> 00:05:50,858 She sees the cake and she says, 90 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:54,138 "that's what we should call you... chunkball fairycake." 91 00:05:54,263 --> 00:05:56,551 - Now, that's her prerogative... - Wait. 92 00:05:57,077 --> 00:05:58,077 Wait. 93 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:00,964 Is this it? Are we home? 94 00:06:01,293 --> 00:06:03,992 Well, there's a creek right there, irrigation. 95 00:06:04,117 --> 00:06:07,276 And we've been walking for... What grade are you up to? 96 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,401 Sixth. 97 00:06:11,074 --> 00:06:12,332 We're far enough in. 98 00:06:12,457 --> 00:06:13,457 This... 99 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:16,508 - This could be good. - Oh, thanks God. 100 00:06:19,537 --> 00:06:20,687 Look at that. 101 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,172 Hello, butterfly. 102 00:06:22,651 --> 00:06:25,341 Silas, come check this out. You're gonna miss it. 103 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,600 Come here. 104 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:29,363 Alight upon me. Alight upon me. 105 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,556 Fucker. 106 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:37,882 What are you doing? 107 00:06:38,007 --> 00:06:39,689 You draining the main vein? 108 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:57,782 Get out of here. 109 00:07:03,107 --> 00:07:05,048 Lacey Laplante. 110 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,009 The name threw me off. 111 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,327 They check I.D. when you come in. 112 00:07:10,692 --> 00:07:12,263 They make you fill out forms. 113 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:15,237 You always did know how to keep your ass covered. 114 00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:17,435 You bring me Krispy Kremes? 115 00:07:19,798 --> 00:07:22,482 I'll send you a care package, just like you sent me. 116 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,984 Why no camera in Jesus 117 00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:27,362 this time? I could've put on another show for you. 118 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,822 Why don't you just tell me a story? 119 00:07:30,156 --> 00:07:31,616 A story about what? 120 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,504 A gringa princess who 121 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:35,624 calls her DEA buddy 122 00:07:36,381 --> 00:07:38,998 and gets a magical tunnel shut down. 123 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,866 I don't know that story. 124 00:07:42,624 --> 00:07:45,505 I know the one about the old woman lived in a giant shoe. 125 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,467 Don't play cute, Blanca, 126 00:07:48,183 --> 00:07:49,926 you steeped over the line this time. 127 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:52,220 You wanna act like a big boy, 128 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,347 you gonna get treated like a big boy. 129 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:57,475 Yeah, I don't think I ever acted nor desired to be treated like a big boy. 130 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,894 That's right. You're all cunt, ain't ya? 131 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,812 Yeah, and titties. 132 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:05,566 Speaking of which, 133 00:08:06,324 --> 00:08:08,315 is it true that in prison 134 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:12,319 sometimes the bottom guys get tattoos of titties on their backs 135 00:08:12,651 --> 00:08:15,514 so that the big daddies can imagine they're looking at a woman 136 00:08:15,639 --> 00:08:17,078 when they're raping them? 137 00:08:19,296 --> 00:08:20,915 Do you know about that? 138 00:08:21,713 --> 00:08:23,313 I know you're the rat. 139 00:08:25,403 --> 00:08:26,553 And rats die. 140 00:08:28,065 --> 00:08:30,515 You might not want to cause me stress. 141 00:08:30,768 --> 00:08:32,718 I'm in a very delicate state. 142 00:08:33,566 --> 00:08:34,929 Can you see I'm glowing? 143 00:08:42,624 --> 00:08:43,646 You got me. 144 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:47,477 Here I was thinking you're smart. 145 00:08:48,101 --> 00:08:49,485 But you're a fool. 146 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:53,823 Ain't no ring on that finger. You're not the wife. 147 00:08:54,688 --> 00:08:57,451 You're the knocked-up puta whore rat. 148 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:00,491 She end up in a landfill. 149 00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:04,417 Lady parts all chopped out, 150 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:07,003 face all unrecognizable. 151 00:09:11,048 --> 00:09:15,052 You were an interesting person to know, Nancy Botwin. 152 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,055 Get your affairs in order, Blanca. 153 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,558 I'm not the one you got to worry about. 154 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,310 Fuck off. 155 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:40,077 - I fucking hate this place! - This is about her, isn't it? 156 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:42,129 Oh, buck up, sourpuss. 157 00:09:42,254 --> 00:09:45,541 You are so much better off without Quinn. 158 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,376 You're a rebel leader. 159 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:51,295 Do you know how many women are into that? 160 00:09:52,196 --> 00:09:55,676 Why do you want to be with somebody who treats you like shit? 161 00:09:55,844 --> 00:09:57,094 Because I love her, okay? 162 00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:00,783 Or... 163 00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:04,477 are you just telling yourself that you do? 164 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,897 'Cause that's what I used to do. 165 00:10:08,313 --> 00:10:10,110 I mean, I gave birth to her, 166 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,067 I am supposed to love her. 167 00:10:12,465 --> 00:10:14,320 But she always has this expression like 168 00:10:15,035 --> 00:10:17,782 she's smelling bad cheese. 169 00:10:21,215 --> 00:10:22,787 - What is that? - I don't know. 170 00:10:24,102 --> 00:10:26,040 There are so many 171 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,919 non-cheese-sniffing girls out there for you. 172 00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:33,547 Why are you still here? You remind me of her. 173 00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:35,216 I am nothing like her. 174 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:38,385 How could you even compare me to that little bitch? 175 00:10:41,215 --> 00:10:43,891 I'm sorry. You know, you just make women want to hit you. 176 00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:46,185 Go. 177 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,104 You leave. You're worth nothing. 178 00:10:49,634 --> 00:10:52,214 - Really? I can go? - The sooner the better. 179 00:10:53,777 --> 00:10:56,487 There is some stuff going on. 180 00:10:57,882 --> 00:11:00,282 I can't get involved in her stuff. 181 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:03,312 I mean, if she's spent all her money on shoes and dresses... 182 00:11:03,437 --> 00:11:04,792 Get the other end, please. 183 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,464 If she totaled the car and didn't have insurance 184 00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:10,459 or had an affair with a married guy and needs to recover at a spa... 185 00:11:10,627 --> 00:11:13,253 She witnessed a Korean gang war in a parking lot... 186 00:11:13,947 --> 00:11:16,423 of a golf superstore. 187 00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:19,998 It was mafia. Choi brothers against the Sun Hoo clan. 188 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:22,680 Started with nunchucks, escalated to glocks. 189 00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:26,850 It's a very old rivalry, still bitterly cantankerous. 190 00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:29,395 Began over a girl: Mitzi Sun Hoo. 191 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,438 Name means "fragile flower." 192 00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:34,358 She was engaged to a Choi and then fell for a Sun Hoo. 193 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,985 The point is, there was a shootout, Nancy saw it. 194 00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:39,154 So she's got to lay low until the trial, 195 00:11:39,322 --> 00:11:43,284 if she decides to testify. You know, she wants to, of course, but... 196 00:11:43,859 --> 00:11:47,863 The price is high. So if you could keep Shane, that would really help. 197 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,593 Keep him safe, away from the Sun Hoos... 198 00:11:53,658 --> 00:11:55,087 and the Chois. 199 00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:07,206 Sure. 200 00:12:07,581 --> 00:12:08,600 No problem. 201 00:12:08,914 --> 00:12:11,644 - I'm gonna open a bottle of wine. - Thanks. 202 00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:17,177 I could be in Mexico right now, 203 00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:18,846 surveying my crops 204 00:12:19,587 --> 00:12:21,101 and drinking legally. 205 00:12:21,893 --> 00:12:23,066 Not my fault. 206 00:12:24,207 --> 00:12:25,669 Entirely your fault. 207 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:29,890 Look at this. Visitors. 208 00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:32,624 What brings you boys this far into the forest? 209 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,038 Naturalists. 210 00:12:34,707 --> 00:12:36,378 - Just hiking. - Come on. 211 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,714 You can do better than that. What, bird watchers? 212 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,716 - Butterflies. - Butterflies? 213 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:43,051 - Northern butterflies. - Even better. 214 00:12:44,081 --> 00:12:46,265 You guys got a little net in there? 215 00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:47,806 Let's see. 216 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:53,770 I think I found 217 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,023 a beautiful butterfly right here. 218 00:12:56,451 --> 00:12:58,609 Look, we're just looking for a place to grow. 219 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,151 We didn't have any idea... 220 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,862 This is unusual. 221 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:06,370 Indica/sativa blends, afghani origin, original strain... mine. 222 00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:10,329 Went through six or seven variations before I came up with that one. 223 00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:11,702 You know, 224 00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:14,745 usually in this situation... 225 00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:18,168 What's your name? 226 00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:25,844 I could shoot you right now and dump you in the creek. 227 00:13:26,878 --> 00:13:29,091 - You and your dad. - My dad's dead. 228 00:13:29,536 --> 00:13:31,016 We're friends, family friends. 229 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,476 It's a whole story. 230 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:33,898 Not sexual. 231 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:35,437 My dad's dead, too. 232 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,817 Linstead, untie our compatriots. 233 00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:44,863 Thank me. 234 00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:47,209 Thank you. 235 00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:51,328 All right, well, these are mine now, Silas. 236 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:54,664 I'll treat them well, don't worry. Your work is not in vain, okay? 237 00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:58,651 Now both of you get the fuck out of here before I have to shoot you in the head. 238 00:13:58,776 --> 00:13:59,711 Be free. 239 00:14:00,648 --> 00:14:02,202 You're taking all of them? 240 00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:06,571 Okay. Got it. 241 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:13,016 Who the fuck knows what would make him happy? 242 00:14:13,642 --> 00:14:17,628 All I know is, no matter, you know, how much I sacrifice or... 243 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,899 how hard I work... Can you open that? 244 00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:22,895 He never even sees it. 245 00:14:23,545 --> 00:14:25,587 It's as if it all happens magically. 246 00:14:25,712 --> 00:14:29,187 Little elves help the girls with their homework 247 00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:32,518 and drive them to irish step-dancing class 248 00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:34,287 and fill the fridge 249 00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:35,830 and make the beds. 250 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:39,164 - When I think of what I gave up... - With no "thank you," I'm sure, right? 251 00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:41,465 No "I really, really appreciate you, Andy." 252 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,829 No, "I'm so glad that you're here for the kids, Jill." 253 00:14:44,954 --> 00:14:46,921 No, of course not! 254 00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:48,712 You know why? 255 00:14:48,837 --> 00:14:50,762 They're takers. Both of them, really. 256 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:53,650 They take, and they bike. I had a life, okay? 257 00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:54,765 I had a job. 258 00:14:54,934 --> 00:14:55,892 I had friends. 259 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,811 But they're all gone, right? 260 00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,938 And for what? Really, why? 261 00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:03,278 So we can be magical elves? Am I talking too much? 262 00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:05,485 They don't care that we're the elves that we are. 263 00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:07,642 - 'Cause they're so cute. - We're cute, too. 264 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:10,152 And don't take this the wrong way, because I do love her. 265 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,283 She's my sister. But she's miserable. 266 00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:15,286 Am I talking too much? She's a miserable cunt, you know. 267 00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:18,790 And the thing is, she plays the victim, but she has time to put mascara on. 268 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,482 I'm the real victim. 269 00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:25,331 And you're... you're a victim, too, because she doesn't appreciate you. 270 00:15:26,652 --> 00:15:28,800 And your cute... ness. 271 00:15:30,469 --> 00:15:31,579 You have... 272 00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:33,342 an eyelash. 273 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,078 No, you know what? It's just your skin. 274 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:43,149 No, you deserve to be appreciated, and me too, you know, because... 275 00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:48,150 it's just been a long time since I was appreciated. 276 00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,371 I can appreciate that. 277 00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:04,961 - Is there any food around here? - The mall. 278 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:08,590 You can't miss it. Just go to the end of the driveway, and you make a right. 279 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:11,905 Off you go. 280 00:16:19,342 --> 00:16:20,510 Hi, I don't... 281 00:16:24,436 --> 00:16:26,885 So, in there, you'll find my life-insurance policy, 282 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:29,611 a list of most of the places I've hidden money. 283 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:34,410 - Are you even listening to me? - Insurance, hidden cash. I heard you. 284 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,825 What do you think? 285 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,287 I've been stashing these babies in E.R. waiting rooms. 286 00:16:39,564 --> 00:16:40,650 I expect big things. 287 00:16:40,775 --> 00:16:42,790 Gave yourself quite a healthy head of black hair. 288 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,908 I think it adds a certain Atticus Finch quality. 289 00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:49,172 I've also hidden money on the upstairs landing, 290 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,507 in the jukebox, back behind the records. 291 00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,468 The photoshopped hair is too much, isn't it? 292 00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:55,377 Lovely, however, I'd like you to focus 293 00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:57,847 on the potential sudden and unfortunate death of Nancy. 294 00:16:58,015 --> 00:16:59,557 - If you don't mind. - Yes, right. 295 00:17:00,029 --> 00:17:00,892 Of course. 296 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,103 - Do you want me to update the custody? - Yes. 297 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,689 Silas becomes Shane's legal guardian. 298 00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:07,857 Got it. 299 00:17:09,971 --> 00:17:10,971 Excuse me. 300 00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,368 Dean Hodes' office. 301 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,450 - Please hold. - If something happens to me, 302 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,911 you'll take care of this for Silas and Shane, okay? 303 00:17:20,687 --> 00:17:22,663 Something happens? Where are you going, skydiving? 304 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,625 None of your business. Just make sure it's all taken care of. 305 00:17:26,032 --> 00:17:27,428 I'm counting on you. 306 00:17:30,992 --> 00:17:34,383 Just out of curiosity and poor self-image, 307 00:17:35,865 --> 00:17:36,865 why me? 308 00:17:39,171 --> 00:17:40,670 Because I trust you... 309 00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:43,244 'Cause you're a parent... 310 00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:46,229 'Cause you're the only person I could find on such short notice. 311 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,780 I think the hair is too much. 312 00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:54,786 No, no. 313 00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,448 Chair up-a away-o. 314 00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:57,865 Put these here. 315 00:17:58,221 --> 00:17:59,221 Up here. 316 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,726 Why are you still here? 317 00:18:02,763 --> 00:18:05,275 I was hoping to have all this done before you got here, 318 00:18:05,457 --> 00:18:07,333 but, well, here it is. 319 00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:14,904 Good organization calms people. 320 00:18:15,391 --> 00:18:18,094 It's a fact... order is soothing. 321 00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:19,782 So... 322 00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:22,473 voilą. 323 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,577 I have organized. 324 00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:27,178 Aqui, bullets... 325 00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:30,106 in descending order of caliber. 326 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:31,649 Down on this shelf, 327 00:18:31,817 --> 00:18:34,902 empty magazines and grenade shells. 328 00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:36,654 Down here, all handguns. 329 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,850 Then machetes and knives, 330 00:18:40,174 --> 00:18:43,202 separated by blade length. 331 00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:46,369 Some of the other stuff around here I wasn't sure about, 332 00:18:46,494 --> 00:18:48,124 like where do you put this? 333 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:49,292 You know? 334 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,125 What? 335 00:18:58,635 --> 00:18:59,983 Machetes up top? 336 00:19:00,698 --> 00:19:01,971 Yeah, you are right. 337 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,570 Machetes up top. 338 00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:06,976 Wait. 339 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,394 Wait, don't go. 340 00:19:08,623 --> 00:19:10,312 Please let me stay. 341 00:19:11,246 --> 00:19:12,614 Let you stay? 342 00:19:15,432 --> 00:19:17,236 I don't have anywhere else to go. 343 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,530 Please. 344 00:19:21,139 --> 00:19:22,793 I like it here. 345 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,746 My hair doesn't frizz. I'm useful. 346 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,765 I will organize everything. 347 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,908 Do not make me go back there. 348 00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:33,567 Everyone hates me. 349 00:19:34,526 --> 00:19:36,408 I have no friends. 350 00:19:42,936 --> 00:19:44,136 Selfish bitch! 351 00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:45,622 Nancy's a bitch face. 352 00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:48,011 - Always looking out for herself. - Fucking bitch! 353 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,955 Oh, Nancy's a bitch face. 354 00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:52,396 Fuckin' Nancy! 355 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,231 Fuckin' Nancy! 356 00:20:05,184 --> 00:20:06,534 No smoke in here. 357 00:20:12,029 --> 00:20:15,085 Tell me, what's the one thing you wouldn't want a person 358 00:20:15,913 --> 00:20:18,047 leaving this Earth to not have tasted? 359 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:19,548 You have allergies? 360 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,508 You know, no, just bring it on. 361 00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:23,441 Omakase? 362 00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:24,887 Leave it to me. 363 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:27,764 Another? 364 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:29,599 Sure. 365 00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:32,177 And you know what? I'll have a whiskey, too. 366 00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:33,771 And one for you. 367 00:20:34,215 --> 00:20:35,215 Arigato! 368 00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:47,326 When I was 10, I jumped off the Morristown Bridge. 369 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:49,620 It was in the newspaper. 370 00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:53,625 "Daredevil girl survives fall." 371 00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:57,282 It wasn't a fall. 372 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,283 It was a leap. 373 00:21:03,807 --> 00:21:05,010 Big difference. 374 00:21:12,684 --> 00:21:13,684 Kampai. 375 00:21:13,994 --> 00:21:14,994 Kampai. 376 00:21:30,744 --> 00:21:32,037 What are you doing here? 377 00:21:38,863 --> 00:21:39,962 Are you drunk? 378 00:21:42,387 --> 00:21:45,332 - No, I'm not drunk. - I can smell the liquor. 379 00:21:47,744 --> 00:21:49,471 Is that why you slipped my goon? 380 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,040 So you do listen to your messages. 381 00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:56,391 Yes, I've been drinking and smoking, 382 00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:59,184 and I had raw fish. 383 00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:01,233 Very high in mercury. 384 00:22:03,935 --> 00:22:07,656 You should be taking better care of my baby. 385 00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:08,907 What's the point? 386 00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:12,892 I can't live with this level of stress. It's killing my baby anyway. 387 00:22:14,378 --> 00:22:15,928 I'm dead mom walking. 388 00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:20,502 When am I gonna end up in a landfill? 389 00:22:25,195 --> 00:22:26,885 I haven't decided. 390 00:22:32,258 --> 00:22:33,258 Decide. 391 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:35,684 Go ahead. 392 00:22:36,994 --> 00:22:37,811 Do it. 393 00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:39,870 Decide. 394 00:23:08,545 --> 00:23:09,545 Oh, fuck. 395 00:23:11,095 --> 00:23:11,987 Oh, God. 396 00:23:24,256 --> 00:23:26,276 Fuck. Fuck. 397 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:32,648 You don't dictate 398 00:23:33,199 --> 00:23:35,585 the terms of this arrangement. 399 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,444 Time to go.