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Weeds
Season04 Episode05
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Now, that's a real gun
pressed against your head.
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Real bullets inside it.
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Look at me.
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Now, you look way outside
your world right now,
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but you need to tell your brain
to tell your mouth to tell me
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what you were doing outside
my warehouse with this thing.
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- what's your name?
- Guillermo.
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But that's my name.
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How you know my name, huh?
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How she know my name?
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I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
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How you fucking know my name?
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She's with me.
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Oh, is that right? What's her name?
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It's celia.
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He wasn't talking to you.
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She's my backup.
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Fucking bitch was supposed
to stay in the car!
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Why am i hearing about this now?
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I don't know.
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Why didn't you tell me about
not putting drugs in my car
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or lento the criminal
or the tijuana police?
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Isn't that how it works around here
-- nobody tells anybody anything?
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Why she taking pictures?
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I don't know. That's a very
good question. Give me that.
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Why are you taking pictures?
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why are you taking pictures?
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I-I was scrapbooking?
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Damn!
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Nobody hits my fucking
crew. That's my job!
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Hey, that gun's loaded, blanca.
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You hear that, fucko? Gun's loaded.
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Back off, man. Back away.
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Celia, get in the fucking prius.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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She fucked up. It's on me.
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Oh, you damn right it's on you.
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I'll take care of it. Get
in the goddamn car now!
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Give me the tooth.
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Open the gate, please.
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- This is some sloppy shit.
- Agreed.
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You make this go away, okay?
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We got a date tonight.
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- It's done.
- Don't forget.
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Andy: Always thought
the border would be flat.
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Total popular misconception.
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It's quite the workout.
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Calves feeling the burn.
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- Neck feeling the burn.
- Esperen.
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All right.
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Are those pepitas? I love pepitas.
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Thanks. gracias.
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Looks real, right?
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Oh, well, sure. Much, much smaller.
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Pigs can get huge.
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They had them on a commune
that I crashed at for a while.
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There was this girl, and there was this
charismatic leader guy who slept with the girl.
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I could make one of you
with the hair and everything.
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How much would you pay for that?
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A marzipan portrait. Okay. Marzipandy.
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Yeah, at least $10.
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Hey slut............
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I want to ............
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then drag............
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Leave it............
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Send the..........
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Did you just say that you
missed your mother? Come here.
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Ivamos, r*pido! Ivamos, piruja!
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Oh, yeah!
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Anyone.........
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they die.
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- Yeah?
- Pay your fare, gabacho.
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Oh, right. Okay. Let's see. Here we go.
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- $6?
- That's like 6,000 pesos.
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Oh, no, no. Not my
"fall guy" belt buckle.
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This is a limited edition. Very nice.
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- Irapido!
- Yeah, yeah. Here you go. That's one of a hundred.
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- Get in. Get in.
- Okay.
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Hello, phone caller. This
is andrew. Andrew botwin.
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It pains me we couldn't make
this instant human connection.
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Leave a message, and while you
do it, imagine me listening to it,
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where I might be at the
time, what I might be wearing.
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Andy, this is me.
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Got a little delayed.
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I'm on my way now.
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I'm thinking you probably don't
have cell reception where you are,
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so you probably won't hear this before I
reach you, but it's making me feel better,
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and it's preventing me from
killing celia at the moment.
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Oh, yes. I forgot to open with that.
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Celia hodes is sitting next to me in
the car, all the way from agrestic.
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How did she get here? I don't know.
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But when I hear the unbelievably stupid
reason that comes out of her mouth,
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I'm gonna fucking kill her!
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So there may be a dead body in the car
when I get there. That's just a heads-up.
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I'll be there soon.
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Oh, and your outgoing message
is creepy. Please change it.
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I want my tooth back.
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You don't get your tooth back.
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I keep your tooth.
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I drill a tiny hole in it
and wear it around my neck.
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I become your god.
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I can explain.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Explain. Explain.
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What are you doing with that?
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Closets don't get towed.
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Just need a little ventilation.
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Mom doesn't want those in the house.
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Mom isn't gonna find out.
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Doors stay locked, lenny's
gone, and no one talks.
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Hey, dude. What's going on?
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Teenage rebellion.
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Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm eating cereal.
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I mean why are you here
in our house, mr. Wilson?
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Where's your family?
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My family left me, buddy.
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My life's a toilet.
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These cornflakes, they're old.
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My asshole is on fire.
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I hate myself.
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You happy now?
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Check this out.
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What is it?
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It's honey.
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That could have lead in it, or asbestos.
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You're a fucking downer.
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Honey flakes.
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Don't you wish you had some?
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Inquisitor, ruiner of days,
child of the apocalypse.
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bees. Wait. Bees bad.
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Swarm! It's a swarm!
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And they put a fucking
fire hose through my car
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and shoved me on a cot and then
they pulled me from the rec center,
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threw me into an interrogation
room, and you left me there.
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All right, granted, you weren't there, but
your people were there, and they lied for you.
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And they put me in
jail, where I was abused!
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And this man gave me a chance.
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He is giving both of us a chance here.
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All he wants is for us to help
him get that guillermo person.
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Get out of the car.
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I need a second to take all of this in.
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Oh, my god.
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You put a fucking gun in my
mouth and you need a moment alone.
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Okay, be a bigger person, celia.
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Imagine me listening to it, where I might
be at the time, what I might be wearing.
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Let that guide you.
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Andy... It's me.
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Uh, I'm back in the desert.
Your cooler's here. You're not.
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I'm sorry I got here
late. It wasn't my fault.
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Actually, it probably was my fault.
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In a grand sense,
everything is my fault.
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It's all my fault. Please call.
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Oh, this isn't happening!
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Nancy? Nancy?
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Nance?
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We're gonna figure this out.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I forgive you.
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I know this is overwhelming.
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I know that you didn't
mean to leave me in prison.
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Y-- you hit that...
window-button thing by accident.
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Nancy. Nancy!
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Nancy!
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Do you believe in reincarnation?
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I don't know! I don't know!
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I do. You've proven it to
me. You want to know how?
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Yes! Yes!
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You've made me a believer because there
is nothing I have done in this life
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to accumulate the massive dose of fucked-up
karma you have brought my way, celia!
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So now it's all making sense!
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Being tested for something I did to you
in a previous life because in this life,
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where I've repeatedly allowed
you to fuck me over a fence!
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Whatever I do, you keep coming back.
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So...
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I accept your forgiveness
for my previous crimes,
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and I want to thank you for bringing
me to a more enlightened state of being.
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Please don't step on the gas again.
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And now, if you so choose, you can
get back in the car, sit silently,
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let me try to figure out how to save
our asses on the way to the mall.
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Would you like that?
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Davenport, iowa.
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Never been there.
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Heard it's cold in the
winter. You bring a parka?
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Big boats. Ocean.
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fishermen.
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dorado, marlin, shark.
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In davenport?
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I'm fairly sure iowa's landlocked.
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Tuna, uh... mahimahi. Big.
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Yeah, well, I, uh...
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Nance, hey. Where the hell are you?
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Outlet mall with celia?
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guess where I am. In a pudding truck.
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I'll tell you about it later.
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Um, you're breaking up.
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You're breaking up!
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Sorry. Okay, there. Got it. Oh, good.
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How much is the bus to san francisco?
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From san diego?
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$83 is 1,500 lempira.
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Oh, lempira? You're honduran?
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S? Yoro.
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Yoro? I love yoro.
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- I went to the festival
de la -- - lluvia de peces.
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Yeah!
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- It actually rains fish!
- It actually rains fish!
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It cost me 16,000 to get here from yoro.
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Coyote said it was
only going to be 10,000.
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He ke-- he keeps
raising the price.
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That's not fair. I mean, a verbal
contract is still a contract.
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One old lady was too slow.
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He left her to die.
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He charged us for water.
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He broke that guy's
arm, stole his necklace.
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We're cargo.
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We're... pudding.
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No man is pudding.
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Uh, mr. Wilson, we could
use your help out here.
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Doug: Yeah, I got some problems in here.
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What's the matter?
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Very allergic to bees.
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Face very swollen.
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It's not worth it.
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Hey, I got customers.
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- I'll cut you in.
- 50%.
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- 5%.
- 15%.
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- And I'm the sprayer.
- Fine.
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On three.
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One... two... three.
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- So, captain roy till -- -
you promised you wouldn't talk.
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Stay right here where I can see you.
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Can you ask that guillermo when
I can get pam's car back?'Cause --
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try not to look homeless.
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How's the day?
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I've had worse.
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Uh, I had a long talk with my...
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- associate.
- Associate?
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Damn. You already keep
too many secrets from me...
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tortillera. Lesbiana.
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That's your girl outside, isn't it?
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Celia?
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Chewie took that
camera over to rite aid.
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Must have thought you
were fucking around on her.
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Following you everywhere.
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yeah. She has trust issues.
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Man, I've seen bitches like her.
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Crazy stalker bitches.
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Got her on a leash now.
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Um, this is yours.
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So, this is the front room.
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Window displays.
257
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Back here, you got two dressing
rooms so the ladies have some privacy.
258
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This is the back room.
259
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:34,160
There's a bathroom, file cabinets.
260
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:37,390
We'll get you a safe in
there before you open.
261
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,770
So this is a front --
where you launder money.
262
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,200
It's a maternity store.
263
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We sell comfort and
fashion to pregnant women.
264
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,950
What am I not getting?
265
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This is your new job.
266
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:55,090
You work here. We're making you manager.
267
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,260
How am I gonna make runs
if I'm running a store?
268
00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,580
You don'T.
269
00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:01,650
We need your face here.
270
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:04,490
Uh, I don't want to work retail.
271
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I want to traffic.
272
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I got a family to support.
273
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,880
I put them through hell. I owe them.
274
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:15,090
I-I've got to make
a killing, all right?
275
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,900
So write it down.
276
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,940
Write down how much you
want to make this year.
277
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- Just write it?
- Yep.
278
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Ask for more.
279
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Really?
280
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:47,020
I got to take it to the man above.
281
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,880
I only take it once.
282
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:02,380
No runs, no dealing, no more drugs.
283
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:05,510
You got to be clean, professional.
284
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Hire a staff --
people you can trust.
285
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That's very important.
286
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:14,080
I need this place up
and running in a week.
287
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"Blanca."
288
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:19,230
Uh, I'm extremely, wildly confused.
289
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:23,330
You're gonna give me all that money to
manage the san ysidro maternity world?
290
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,870
I am.But
your --
291
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your gap-toothed girlfriend out
there, she makes minimum wage.
292
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:46,770
Hey slut.
293
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:49,390
It's time for you to suck...
294
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my dick.
295
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,620
- Mira, cabrona.
- Whoa, hombre! Not cool!
296
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:58,850
vas a hacer, cabrón?
297
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,640
Shit. That's not a clean knife.
298
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:04,820
Okay, yeah. It's a gun, all right.
299
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:07,290
Let's all just mellow out.
300
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,560
Oh, my god! I shot you!
301
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:13,870
Oh, my god! I shot you in the knee!
302
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,330
I didn't know that I could shoot
someone in the knee. That's so random.
303
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,610
And yet brutal and
life-changing. I'm sorry, man.
304
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,090
Get the $6 that he took from me.
305
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:25,060
It's just you were coming at
me and you're such an asshole!
306
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:27,980
- Davenport, iowa?
- Yeah, yeah. Davenport.
307
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:29,650
Yeah, we're gonna get
you there. And marzipan.
308
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,720
- You're both coming with me.
- Vente, v*monos.
309
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,590
Who's the fall guy now, coyote ugly?
310
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,480
I just said that. Did you guys
hear that? I totally said that.
311
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,750
So...
312
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We've had a trying couple of weeks.
313
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:17,130
We lost our homes. A bubbie.
314
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,440
But we have this food...
315
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:26,650
and this lovely roof over our heads,
recent bee infestation excluded,
316
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:32,990
which my father-in-law has offered
up at a ridiculously inflated price.
317
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:39,120
I've had a particularly
challenging last 24 hours. But...
318
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:45,870
But in the drive-through at
popeyes, I found myself saying,
319
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:51,350
"family combo, please," and
it was a moment of clarity.
320
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:57,020
What I mean to say is, I was thinking
of you today -- of all of you.
321
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:04,520
Andy, I think in the past, I've dismissed you as
being the kind of guy you couldn't really count on.
322
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:05,660
And I was wrong.
323
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,690
You've been a rock for this family.
324
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,410
We need you.
325
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,330
Andy's friends, I'd like to
welcome you to our country.
326
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,340
I hope you get to stay.
327
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:18,250
Keep a low profile. Blend.
328
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:24,580
Shane, I've been unavailable
to you, and that's rotten.
329
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:27,620
I will be more present.
330
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:33,420
Silas, you've taken on more responsibility in
a time of upheaval, and it's been admirable.
331
00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:36,200
We still need to talk about the G.E.D.
332
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:41,590
Doug, I'm sorry you and
dana are having problems,
333
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:47,540
but you need to find a place of your own to
live, and you need to seek medical attention.
334
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:54,070
And, finally, maybe, um... possibly...
335
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,870
I think I owe an apology to
the woman sitting to my right.
336
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,520
I left her holding a very big bag.
337
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,290
It was not my finest hour.
338
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,450
I'm sorry, celia.
339
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:07,800
All of us are sorry!
340
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,300
- Sorry, celia.
- Sorry, ms. Hodes.
341
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,370
- Lo siento.
- Lo siento.
342
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,080
So, she's going to be staying with us.
343
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,130
We will treat her as family.
344
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,950
You can sleep in my room tonight, celia.
345
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,700
Not in the bed. There's a nice couch.
346
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:28,630
So now, with that,
347
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,960
let us enjoy the wonderful dessert
348
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,050
our new friend, reyna, has provided.
349
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,490
- Pigs.
- Pigs.
350
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,130
Cheers.
351
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:44,330
What about till?
352
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:56,060
* Every time I try to tell
you how I feel in my heart *
353
00:20:57,110 --> 00:21:04,060
* my nerve begins to unravel
and the words fall apart *
354
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:12,250
* let my love light shine
from the prism of my eyes *
355
00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:14,100
captain till.
356
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,920
The widow scottson.
357
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:17,570
Or is it botwin?
358
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:21,460
You need to back off -- off
of celia. Off permanently.
359
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:23,250
And why would I do that?
360
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:26,310
Because you have a kind heart.
361
00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:30,380
That's a good one. I like that.
362
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,740
"Kind heart."
363
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,610
Okay, sure. Why the hell not?
364
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:42,340
You cop for the grow house, deliver me
guillermo garcia gomez, the councilwoman walks.
365
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:43,670
I got a better deal for you.
366
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:46,260
You can give me three
more inches on my dick?
367
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:49,930
You can listen and
pretend to be a gentleman.
368
00:21:50,330 --> 00:21:53,090
I can play pretend.
369
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,910
You let me buy you a round,
you enjoy drinking it,
370
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:02,150
you remember that the grow house burned down
in the fire and you have no physical evidence,
371
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:05,680
you forget celia, you forget me, you
finish your drink, and you go home.
372
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,040
Gomez.
373
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:10,550
- Guillermo garcia gomez.
- I don't know any gomez.
374
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,510
- If I did once, I don't anymore.
- Not what I hear.
375
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:18,720
In fact...I'd say other than celia,
376
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:22,800
the one person you and I have in
common that I do know is peter scottson,
377
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:26,080
and I knew him very well.
378
00:22:27,490 --> 00:22:29,090
Old fucking news.
379
00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:31,340
Not that old.
380
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:34,880
We did a good job burying pete.
381
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:37,380
Did you?
382
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,780
You look angry.
383
00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:47,510
Captain till, I didn't
come here to make you angry.
384
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,130
I came here to thank you.
385
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,760
You backed me into a corner,
and it worked. I got out.
386
00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:55,030
Should have done it a long time ago.
387
00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:57,530
I never made a lot of money at it.
388
00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:02,460
The few times I did, I got
greedy, found a way to lose it.
389
00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:06,490
Got in with the wrong
people, endangered my family.
390
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,590
I was a bad drug dealer. I know it now.
391
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,090
I'm trying something new.
392
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:11,900
Let me guess.
393
00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:14,400
Feeding the homeless?
394
00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:17,460
Nursing aids babies?
395
00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:20,510
Still too selfish for that.
396
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:23,630
No, captain till.
397
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:28,520
I got what the world would
call a normal, boring job.
398
00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:32,010
I wake up in the morning, get dressed,
399
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,990
drive myself to work, put on a name tag,
400
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,240
take my brain out of my skull,
and place it in a drawer.
401
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:42,250
I spend the next nine
hours smiling at people,
402
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:45,520
pretending to be interested
in their happiness,
403
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:50,960
tolerating the company of my
co-workers, staring at the clock.
404
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:57,240
At the end of the day, I take my name tag
off, open the drawer, reach for my brain,
405
00:23:57,250 --> 00:24:02,630
plop it back inside, walk to the
employee parking lot, drive myself home.
406
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:07,730
And it's really, really, really boring.
407
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:16,900
It looks like I'm gonna be
doing it for a long, long time.
408
00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:47,500
Jesus!
409
00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,170
Iabre!
410
00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:09,990
No more........
411
00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,750
Boxes.....
412
00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:18,280
And you.......
413
00:25:18,290 --> 00:25:20,170
Not ........
414
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,800
We're good.
415
00:25:31,450 --> 00:25:33,800
What the "f"?
416
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:40,060
Very good.......
417
00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:42,710
Help him...........
418
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,080
Ready!
419
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,090
Boss!
420
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,230
We're open.......
421
00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:29,620
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422
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423
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Weeds
Season04 Episode05