1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,840 Previously on "weeds"... 2 00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:08,570 please don't put me back in jail. 3 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,150 I want to know where nancy botwin is. 4 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,220 I can do that. 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,270 I want to know how she knows this man, 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,570 when they met,and who introduced them. 7 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:18,620 Oh,shit. 8 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:19,870 Learned all you need? 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:20,940 You want to make a real run? 10 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:25,550 Let's go next door to the pet store -- la tienda de mascotas. 11 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,600 We researched the insurance policies on the municipal buildings. 12 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,120 There are several discrepancies. 13 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:32,170 Adiós,buddy. 14 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:35,800 How'd it go at the track today,dad? Catch a few winners? 15 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:39,850 No? Not one? Anything? Shocking. 16 00:00:39,890 --> 00:00:42,040 Geharget mach. 17 00:00:42,050 --> 00:00:44,130 - What did she say? - "Kill me." 18 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:45,510 What do you want me to say? 19 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,810 That I want to kill my mother? That I want her dead? 20 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:50,390 - I wish this would all go away? - Yeah. 21 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:55,380 We decided it'd be best to pull the plug,though,and let her rest in peace. 22 00:00:57,510 --> 00:00:59,020 That's it. 23 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,350 She's still breathing. 24 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:04,510 Shane... get mommy a pillow. 25 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:15,440 -=bbs.ydy.com=- proudly presents 26 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:24,440 -=bbs.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 27 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:27,440 Adjusted by extreme 28 00:01:49,650 --> 00:01:51,390 Isn't that a fire hazard? 29 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,720 It's on a dish. 30 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:54,420 What if there's an earthquake? 31 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:59,160 Well,I think the odds are in your favor that two houses you live in won't burn down... 32 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:00,960 although your mother is a wild card. 33 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:04,860 Could we all settle down and honor the dead a little here? 34 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:08,000 - Did she leave a will? - Yeah. Everything's mine. 35 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:08,990 Okay. 36 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:15,630 Let's take off our shoes and sit and pay respect to a courageous woman 37 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:21,510 who escaped the clutches of adolf hitler to live a long,productive life... 38 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:28,240 only to be snuffed out by a hypoallergenic pillow from bed bath & beyond. 39 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:31,010 Sit. 40 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,320 Now what? 41 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,540 Now we remember. 42 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:55,510 Soon we'll eat. 43 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,280 And then we'll remember more. 44 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:00,130 How come we never did this for dad? 45 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:03,040 Mommy was too sedated to think of it. 46 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:08,290 How long do we sit and remember and occasionally break for snacks? 47 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:10,140 Seven days. 48 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:11,180 You're kidding,right? 49 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:14,470 Shane,make sure the front door is left open. 50 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:19,950 During shivah,people usually come by,and they'll bring food and pay their respects. 51 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,620 How is it that all jews aren't morbidly obese? 52 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:26,620 Everything revolves around food. 53 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:29,820 So sorry for your loss. 54 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,990 Bob warden,beachfront realty. 55 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:39,460 DAY TWO 56 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,180 This is from my mom. 57 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:47,590 That's so generous. 58 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,970 She owns a cheese store. 59 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:54,520 Rad,honey,take off your skatey wheely thingies. 60 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,910 What's up,dude? 61 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,720 Please get out of my house. 62 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,000 DAY THREE 63 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:08,560 Hello. I'm katie thatcher. 64 00:04:08,570 --> 00:04:10,440 I'm so sorry for your loss. 65 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,390 She was a lovely woman. 66 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,140 Shit. 67 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:15,610 Katie. 68 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:17,440 Bob. 69 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,350 DAY FOUR 70 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,200 Hi,kids. 71 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,200 What's going on? Some sort of séance? 72 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:26,080 They're bullshit but fun. 73 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:28,830 we're sitting shivah for bubbie. 74 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:29,680 Doug? 75 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:31,770 Andy said it'd be cool if I crashed. 76 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,210 - Who the fuck are you? - Doug wilson. 77 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:36,400 - Who the fuck are you? - Lenny botwin. I own the house. 78 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,550 I don't think it's gonna be cool if you crash. 79 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,390 I got the entire town of majestic up in my grill,nance. 80 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,360 I need somewhere to lay low. 81 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,590 I can sleep in my minivan. 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,630 I just need a place to bust out my nug nugs. 83 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,480 Who are you to tell him he could stay here? 84 00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:50,360 - He's my friend. - Yeah,my mother died. 85 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,490 My grandmother died. 86 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,970 - Putz! - Asshole. 87 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:56,410 Humboldt fog. Nice. 88 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,800 - So,how'd grandma die? - Mom killed her. 89 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,000 DAY FIVE 90 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,100 You're grotesque. 91 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:11,170 The jackpot's up to $350 million,so mind your own fucking business. 92 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,490 Shivah goy... 93 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:17,270 quik mart up the street. 94 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,920 They're her holocaust numbers. 95 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:22,790 Hey,man. They're obviously lucky. She survived. 96 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,290 What the fuck is that? 97 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,740 {\a6}NANCY--- GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK.GUILLERMO 98 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:32,340 Oh,yeah. 99 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:35,260 They're from a friend of mine. 100 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:38,290 DAY SIX 101 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,670 {\a6}A6 DAY SEVEN 102 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:59,430 3... 2... 103 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,400 Attention,beloved mixed-marriage family. 104 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:05,040 Shivah is over. 105 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:07,460 And this house is now for sale. 106 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:10,430 So,unless you're in a position to pay me $1.5 million, 107 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,410 I suggest you find alternate accommodations immediately. 108 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,580 Where are we gonna live? 109 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:18,510 Apparently that's of no concern to your loving grandfather. 110 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,200 This house should stay in the family. 111 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:23,750 Tell you what -- for you,I'm gonna knock off 100 grand, 112 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:25,770 because I won't have to pay the broker's commission. 113 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:26,600 That's a good deal. 114 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,330 I want to stay. I'm not leaving. 115 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:30,800 Fine. It'll add to the value of the house. 116 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,340 Three bedrooms,two baths,and a little boy. 117 00:06:33,350 --> 00:06:34,910 I can sell it to a priest. 118 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,530 Hey,you guys could stay in my minivan. 119 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:37,820 I got to get my own place. 120 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,290 I said I'm not leaving. 121 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,160 I heard you,shane. I get it. 122 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:42,250 We'll be back later. 123 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:44,300 - Another bed skirt? - Dust ruffle. 124 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:50,310 I just wanted to say it's been an amazing experience to have been here with you for the last few days. 125 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,420 I mean,your mother -- well,she seemed like an extraordinary woman. 126 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:57,890 Bob,I'm touched by your outpouring of emotion. 127 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,590 And I think bubbie would have been,too. Thank you. 128 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,390 But I'm gonna go with the hot chick who walked in here on tuesday. 129 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,570 You're a piece of shit. 130 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,850 - Who's there? - Nancy. 131 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:16,480 We used to have a nancy. She was a good worker. 132 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:19,710 But she stopped showing up,and we had to kill her. 133 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,490 Seven days cooped up with the family felt like death. 134 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,430 Damn! 135 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,980 If I had to sit home for seven days every time a family member dropped dead, 136 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,760 I'd never leave the fucking house. 137 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,040 Thanks for the flowers. 138 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,860 You're really not supposed to send flowers to a jewish funeral -- shivah... 139 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,160 whatever. Still... very thoughtful. 140 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:39,770 I had to smother a guy with a pillow once,too. 141 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:42,650 My arms got tired. You? 142 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:46,150 Not so much. It was tempur-pedic. 143 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,480 Conformed to her face. 144 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:51,450 Tempur-pedic. Got to remember that. 145 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:55,070 - Am I going on a picnic? - Maybe. 146 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,840 Depends on which one you pick. 147 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:58,060 I choose one of these? 148 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,880 Like "deal or no deal." 149 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:03,360 Except here you got to choose,so it's more like "deal or deal," 150 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:08,240 and there ain't those leggy chicas with suitcases you want to fuck in the mouth. 151 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:12,170 Red or blue. But be careful. 152 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:15,640 One of them is very dangerous. 153 00:08:16,690 --> 00:08:18,790 Open it. 154 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,590 There's a gun in here. 155 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:26,550 And a juice box. 156 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:28,490 And $5,000. 157 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,990 And another $5,000 after you come back. 158 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,400 What do I need a gun for? 159 00:08:32,410 --> 00:08:35,840 You're going to the desert. They got rattlesnakes. 160 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:38,430 Maybe the chupacabra. 161 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:39,540 This makes me nervous. 162 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:42,070 It's just a pickup. You don't even have to cross the border. 163 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:46,020 You just sit in your car,and mexico comes to you. 164 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:47,110 I want $15,000. 165 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:50,140 You chose the red. Red pays $10,000. 166 00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:54,520 This is the same address. It's the same thing. 167 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:57,560 Ah,but no juice box. 168 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:04,450 So,I figure we'll ask for $2,000,000 and settle for $1.5 169 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,000 I'm thinking we ask for 1. 2 and settle for a mil. 170 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:08,460 Oh,that's insane. 171 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,410 We're a block from the beach. 172 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,600 There's a charter school right down the street. 173 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,380 There's not a schvartze in sight. 174 00:09:14,410 --> 00:09:16,490 There's a recession,the banks aren't lending money, 175 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,770 and when the banks aren't lending money,people aren't buying. 176 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:21,020 What about the chinese? They're loaded. 177 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,470 They prefer orange county. 178 00:09:22,490 --> 00:09:26,090 Jesus christ. I got a $1,100,000 borrowed against this place. 179 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:30,250 Well,if you want to sit on it for a couple of years,I'm sure the market will bounce back. 180 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,680 Well,with all due respect,fuck you. 181 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:33,970 I'm gonna go with bob warden. 182 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,440 He'll tell you the same thing. 183 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,670 And his tits won't get you an extra 50k at closing. 184 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,330 You want to have dinner later? 185 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:43,040 I'll be in touch,mr. Botwin. 186 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,170 That's a no? 187 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,330 The banks aren't lending. 188 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,370 How do they know how much all this stuff is worth? 189 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,530 Well,they break it up into categories. 190 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:55,950 Yellow is dreck,green is crap,blue is shit. Here. 191 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,330 - Come and help me. - With what? 192 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,540 - A treasure hunt. - Cool. 193 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,690 I found nancy. 194 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:08,770 And she was with guillermo. 195 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:14,840 They talked,and then he left,and then she didn't leave the house the whole week. 196 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:17,810 It was weird. 197 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:19,690 There was this strange meeting. 198 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,530 I think she's more powerful than we think. 199 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,230 People came with food. 200 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,910 They took off their shoes. See? 201 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,700 Look. That's doug wilson. 202 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:35,480 She's getting her crew back together. 203 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:38,080 So,what do you make of all of this? 204 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:42,710 I make that someone jewish died and that you're no diane arbus. 205 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,540 This is new to me,okay? 206 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:48,470 I mean,I am taking pictures with a plastic camera. 207 00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:49,770 I'm trying. 208 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:52,610 Guillermo... garcia... gomez. 209 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:56,200 I told you. I saw them together. 210 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:57,590 He was driving her prius. 211 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:01,870 So,what do we got here -- she's sitting shivah,and he's environmentally sensitive? 212 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:05,710 Boffo work,agent hodes. 213 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,900 You miss wearing orange? 214 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:13,730 No,I just -- I need more time. Please? 215 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,760 - Sing with me. - What? 216 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:21,350 Sing with me,and I'll give you more time. 217 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,610 Going once... 218 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,580 * you are an obsession I cannot sleep * 219 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:40,450 * I am a possession unopened at your feet * 220 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:44,810 * there is no balance no equality * 221 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:49,230 * be still I will not accept defeat * 222 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:58,650 So...what do you guys think? 223 00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:01,100 - Awesome. - Legendary. 224 00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:06,630 I can't feel my left... anything. 225 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,910 I have a son your age. 226 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:13,250 Handsome,lean,bright-eyed. 227 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,400 You suck dick,silas? 228 00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:18,110 No,I don't,mr. Wilson. 229 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,400 - Well,he does. - Well,that's his choice,isn't it? 230 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:23,170 Nope. My fault. I made him gay. 231 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,920 My wife -- gone. Also my fault. 232 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:29,840 Warts -- not gone. Technically my fault. 233 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,730 City of majestic -- broke. Cpa license -- revoked... 234 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,090 I assume. Didn't check. 235 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:39,740 My life -- an abyss. 236 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:45,160 Can you use the downstairs toilet from now on,mr. Wilson? 237 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,960 Kick a man while he's down. 238 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,450 No,really. Use the downstairs toilet. 239 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:53,300 You think you're better than me,botwin,'cause your van has no windows? 240 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,360 Doug... that's a window. 241 00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:00,710 A window to what,andy? 242 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:04,460 Look at us. Purposeless,directionless,homeless... 243 00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:07,060 just less. 244 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,900 Do you suck dick,silas? 245 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,590 You asked me that already,mr. Wilson. 246 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,930 Oh,right. Right. 247 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:17,380 Do you like the taste? 248 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,340 I hate to interrupt this,uh,think tank. 249 00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:23,650 - Andy,I need you. - I'm toasted. 250 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:26,520 There's no math involved. Come on. 251 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,540 Hurry up. 252 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:35,150 You suck dick,silas? 253 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,620 What if there's no money? 254 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,580 There's money,believe me. 255 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:41,860 Bubbie was convinced the nazis were gonna rise again. 256 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,810 So,when she got too old to potentially schtupp her way out of a camp, 257 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,380 she started hoarding money for bribes. 258 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,680 - That's crazy. - That's not crazy at all. 259 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:52,650 Listen,genocide can happen again if we're not vigilant. 260 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,770 It must never happen again. 261 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:56,820 - It has happened again. - What are you talking about? 262 00:13:56,830 --> 00:14:00,620 Genocide. In rwanda,cambodia,bosnia. 263 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:04,030 No,no. To jews. It must never happen again to jews. 264 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,160 What do I give a shit about the other places? 265 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:11,080 Jackpot! Good old jewish paranoia. 266 00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:14,180 The trick is making it work for you. 267 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:19,870 Looks like 15 dimes in here. 268 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,400 How would bubbie have gotten up there? 269 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,840 Money's probably been up there for decades. 270 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:25,780 Well,this bill's from 2004. 271 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,340 So? She wasn't even bedridden till 2006. 272 00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:32,210 Listen,she was a very spry woman in her day. 273 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:33,900 This one's from 2007. 274 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:37,160 What are you -- the money detective? Give me that. 275 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:41,540 I don't think that's bubbie's money. I think it's my mom'S. 276 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:47,070 Why would your mom have $15,000 in cash hidden in a hatbox? 277 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,010 What did she do? 278 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,430 She found it. 279 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,270 What are we supposed to be waiting for? 280 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,460 No idea. 281 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:20,160 How will we know when it arrives? 282 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,080 We'll know. 283 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,130 Forecast number 11. 284 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,650 - I saw someone following us. - Nobody was following us. 285 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,710 - I saw headlights. - Those are fireflies. 286 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,740 - There's no fireflies in california. - You're fucked up on silas' weed. 287 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:41,210 - It's good weed. - I'm so proud. 288 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,340 Oh,fuck! Oh,fuck! God damn it! 289 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,660 Oh,god,we're so out of here! Start the car. 290 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,030 Calm down. 291 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,200 What if it wasn't a lizard? 292 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,560 What if it's a fucking alien? I'm all fucked up. 293 00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:00,050 - Take me home. - I can't take you home. 294 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,420 Why didn't you bring more snacks? 295 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:02,840 Such a good idea bringing you. 296 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,790 - Calm the fuck down,or I'll shoot you. - All right! 297 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:10,020 All right. Lost my cool. Bringing it back in. 298 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:13,550 Oh,god! Under control. 299 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,200 Under control. 300 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:21,250 Drug-smuggling badass waiting for... 301 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:24,860 don't know what... in the middle of,uh... 302 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:28,390 don't know where,with a gun. Starting to freak out again. 303 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,860 - It's time to freak out again. - Andy! 304 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,570 Where did your mother get this money? 305 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,840 I told you -- she found it. 306 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:42,820 - You're lying. - I'm not. 307 00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:44,850 - Is your mother a prostitute? - No. 308 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:50,530 She wears those dresses all the time and keeps odd hours and deals in cash. 309 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,830 What happened to all the cheese? 310 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,690 Is that her pimp? 311 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,650 My mom is not a prostitute. 312 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,420 Well,she's definitely a criminal of some kind. 313 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,470 - Did she rob a bank? - No. 314 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,440 - A costco? - No. 315 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,800 Is she a coke dealer? 316 00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,890 no. 317 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,580 What happened to all the cheese? 318 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,320 Weed! 319 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:35,170 Your mother's a weed dealer. 320 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,080 Give me back her money. 321 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,840 Are we gonna die tonight? 322 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,560 Probably not. 323 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,030 Still,we could. Let's say thoughtful things about each other. 324 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:56,430 You're... a good person. 325 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,480 You've really stepped up for the kids. 326 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,100 You make me lgh. 327 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:05,280 I'm glad you're a part of the family. 328 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:08,690 I miss yael. 329 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,990 Thank you,andy. That's very sweet. 330 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,430 She might have been the one. 331 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,370 There is no "one," andy. We're all alone. 332 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:19,600 You're saying judah wasn't the one? 333 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:23,060 He died. I'm still here. 334 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,590 Holy shit. 335 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,460 Oh,holy shit. 336 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,770 Um,that can't be good. 337 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,730 It looks like the border patrol or the police. 338 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,170 - Oh,shit. - Or the army. 339 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,690 Shit! 340 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,990 What do we do now? What do we do? What do we do? 341 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:52,090 don't enjoy this. No,no. 342 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,170 I know -- get a room. We're moving on. 343 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,480 Identificación? 344 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,540 Honey,are we in tijuana? 345 00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,390 I told you to take a left. Mujeres,huh? 346 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,090 Andy... 347 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,100 they like to be bribed. It's a cultural thing. 348 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,720 - He won't take offense. - Andy,shut it. 349 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,890 Kiss me again. 350 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,490 - What was that? - I don't know. 351 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,740 What was the wave? 352 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,830 Oh,god. 353 00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,250 - Is that,um... - oh,yeah. 354 00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,920 Shit. 355 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,930 That's a lot of product. Hey,I'm in a prius. 356 00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:00,240 These are police running drugs. 357 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,090 It's so corrupt. 358 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,270 We got to move to mexico. 359 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,660 It was eerie. 360 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:14,980 Mom lifted up the pillow,and all of a sudden,there was no noise. 361 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:19,530 It was just a body there... not a person. 362 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:24,540 And I kept thinking,"I should be feeling something right now." 363 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,130 But I didn't -- I didn't know her,you know? 364 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:31,920 I didn't -- I didn't know her,so I shouldn't feel bad about it. Right? 365 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,600 Check it out. Some asshole's van is getting towed. 366 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:42,620 What? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My plants! 367 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,820 What is all this noise? 368 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,380 Our grow house just got towed. 369 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:53,220 It's a whole operation. 370 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,730 Fuck my carbon footprint. 371 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:03,200 I want my S.U.V.Back. 372 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:05,930 Wait. Wait. 373 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,930 Um,where do I sit? 374 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,190 Right here. On this cooler. 375 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,390 I'll be back in 45 minutes. 376 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:26,370 You're gonna leave me here in the middle of the desert? 377 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,480 - No,don'T. - Yes. 378 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,200 No. No. 379 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:32,970 Leave one of the bags here,and then we'll come back and get it later. 380 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,870 No fucking way. It might not be here when we get back. 381 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,190 I'm not telling guillermo I lost $50,000 worth of his drugs. 382 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,200 What am I gonna eat? 383 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,330 What am I gonna drink? 384 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:44,500 It's 45 minutes! 385 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,370 I'm scared. 386 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,470 Here. Here. 387 00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:59,240 I'm still scared. 388 00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:04,080 - I get it now. - You wht at? 389 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,980 Why women tolerate you. You kiss well. 390 00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:11,090 - Really? - Really. 391 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,670 Better than judah? 392 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,270 Stay... right... there. 393 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,130 45 minutes! 394 00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:37,420 Uh,my car was towed. I'm here to pick it up. 395 00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:38,740 Make,model,and color? 396 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,090 It's a van -- over there. 397 00:22:43,290 --> 00:22:48,240 You know,you can't park on ocean unless you have a sticker. 398 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,420 - Good to know. - Yeah. 399 00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:52,430 So,how much? 400 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,890 If you don't have a sticker,I'm supposed to call the cops. 401 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,080 Oh,you don't have to do that. 402 00:22:58,090 --> 00:23:00,580 Can -- can we -- can we work this out? 403 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:03,990 I drive my little brother's car pool to school every day. 404 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,880 I -- I need my van. 405 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:12,240 So,uh,where do the kids sit with all the pot in the back? 406 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,860 Look,man,what's it gonna take? 407 00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:23,080 Hey,weiner. What's it gonna take? 408 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,550 Uh,about 4 ounces. 409 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,110 - Shit. - Great shit. 410 00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:34,420 Seriously,kid,you got a gift. 411 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,780 Where are you going? 412 00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:39,890 Paris. 413 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,910 If I can get to the aviation club by tomorrow night, 414 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,620 there's a super satellite for the world poker tour. 415 00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,300 You can't take mom's money. 416 00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:47,870 It's my money. 417 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,490 No,it's not. It's mom'S. 418 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,220 And she's gonna be pissed if you take it. 419 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:55,300 Well,you tell her to consider it first month's rent. 420 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:59,580 Also,tell her I expect 10 grand to be made by direct deposit 421 00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:02,710 on the first of every month to my pokerstars account. 422 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,500 Here. I wrote this down. 423 00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:08,410 "Botwinbig"? 424 00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:10,970 Yeah. My screen name. That's all you need. 425 00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:12,260 When are you coming back? 426 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:15,260 The minute not-francie misses a payment. 427 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,520 You tell her that,too. 428 00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:20,400 Uncle andy was right. You're an asshole. 429 00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:24,100 Oh,I'm an asshole,and I'm a shit. 430 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,380 But let me tell you something,shmendrick. 431 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,350 There's a lesson in this for you. 432 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,360 - You know what it is? - Yeah. You're an asshole. 433 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,250 Yeah,besides that. 434 00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:36,780 Sometimes life throws you unexpected surprises. 435 00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,680 You go looking for something,you find something else. 436 00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:41,660 Your mother taking out my mother -- 437 00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:43,660 it's the best thing that ever happened to me. 438 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,980 You know why? Because bubbie was my fucking cooler. 439 00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:50,680 I got to get out of this place. I've been here too long. 440 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,610 You and your drug-dealing mommy -- 441 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:56,000 you can stay here and float me till the market comes back. 442 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,860 Real estate always bounces back. 443 00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:02,750 It's like spaldeens. You know what spaldeens are? 444 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,430 Well,they bounce. 445 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,520 Anyway,wish me luck,although I don't think I'm gonna need it. 446 00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:14,020 And,uh,let me give you some grandfatherly advice. 447 00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:16,170 Don't ever play poker. 448 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:20,600 You with the pa-pa-de-de-de -- you're a giant tell. 449 00:25:20,610 --> 00:25:24,060 All right,kid. Take care. 450 00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:41,330 It's nancy. Leave me a message. 451 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,470 It's nancy. Leave me a message. 452 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,750 It's nancy. Leave me a message. 453 00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:05,530 Hola. 454 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,270 - Policía? - No. Amigo. 455 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,050 Est* bien. 456 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,810 - How's it going? - What's up? 457 00:26:13,950 --> 00:26:15,050 Hello. 458 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:18,020 - Hello. - Hola. 459 00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:23,350 Uh,you guys heading towards,uh... ren mar? 460 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,420 Davenport. Iowa. 461 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,730 Close enough. 462 00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:37,170 The tijuana police? 463 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,100 Shocking,ain't it? 464 00:26:39,110 --> 00:26:40,240 And you couldn't have lent me a bigger car? 465 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,800 I drove with a duffel of marijuana in my passenger seat. 466 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,030 What if I'd been pulled over? 467 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:47,350 Take it down a peg,chiquita. You're here. It's all good. 468 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,140 - Yeah,another test. - Life is a test. 469 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:54,260 Oh,enough philosopher king bullshit. Money,please. 470 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,970 - What is this? - It's a promotion. 471 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,300 Another run? 472 00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:04,350 - Those won't start a car. - What will they start? 473 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,980 Meet me this afternoon by the border at the outlet mall. 474 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,020 Clocking out,boss. 475 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,010 Who is this bitch? 476 00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:17,400 We caught her outside listening. 477 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:20,200 She had a camera. The lady was taking pictures. 478 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:49,430 -=bbs.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 479 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,850 Adjusted by extreme