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Previously on "weeds"...
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please don't put me back in jail.
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I want to know where nancy botwin is.
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I can do that.
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I want to know how she knows this man,
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when they met,and who introduced them.
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Oh,shit.
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Learned all you need?
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You want to make a real run?
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Let's go next door to the pet
store -- la tienda de mascotas.
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We researched the insurance
policies on the municipal buildings.
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There are several discrepancies.
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Adiós,buddy.
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How'd it go at the track
today,dad? Catch a few winners?
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No? Not one? Anything? Shocking.
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Geharget mach.
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- What did she say?
- "Kill me."
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What do you want me to say?
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That I want to kill my
mother? That I want her dead?
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- I wish this would all go away?
- Yeah.
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We decided it'd be best to pull the
plug,though,and let her rest in peace.
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That's it.
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She's still breathing.
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Shane... get mommy a pillow.
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-=bbs.ydy.com=-
proudly presents
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-=bbs.ydy.com=-
sync:ßÇÈâÈâ
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Adjusted by extreme
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Isn't that a fire hazard?
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It's on a dish.
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What if there's an earthquake?
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Well,I think the odds are in your favor that
two houses you live in won't burn down...
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although your mother is a wild card.
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Could we all settle down and
honor the dead a little here?
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- Did she leave a will?
- Yeah. Everything's mine.
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Okay.
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Let's take off our shoes and sit
and pay respect to a courageous woman
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who escaped the clutches of adolf
hitler to live a long,productive life...
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only to be snuffed out by a hypoallergenic
pillow from bed bath & beyond.
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Sit.
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Now what?
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Now we remember.
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Soon we'll eat.
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And then we'll remember more.
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How come we never did this for dad?
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Mommy was too sedated to think of it.
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How long do we sit and remember
and occasionally break for snacks?
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Seven days.
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You're kidding,right?
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Shane,make sure the
front door is left open.
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During shivah,people usually come by,and
they'll bring food and pay their respects.
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How is it that all jews
aren't morbidly obese?
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Everything revolves around food.
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So sorry for your loss.
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Bob warden,beachfront realty.
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DAY TWO
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This is from my mom.
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That's so generous.
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She owns a cheese store.
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Rad,honey,take off your
skatey wheely thingies.
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What's up,dude?
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Please get out of my house.
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DAY THREE
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Hello. I'm katie thatcher.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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She was a lovely woman.
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Shit.
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Katie.
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Bob.
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DAY FOUR
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Hi,kids.
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What's going on? Some sort of séance?
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They're bullshit but fun.
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we're sitting shivah for bubbie.
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Doug?
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Andy said it'd be cool if I crashed.
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- Who the fuck are you?
- Doug wilson.
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- Who the fuck are you?
- Lenny botwin. I own the house.
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I don't think it's gonna
be cool if you crash.
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I got the entire town of
majestic up in my grill,nance.
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I need somewhere to lay low.
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I can sleep in my minivan.
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I just need a place to
bust out my nug nugs.
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Who are you to tell
him he could stay here?
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- He's my friend.
- Yeah,my mother died.
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My grandmother died.
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- Putz!
- Asshole.
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Humboldt fog. Nice.
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- So,how'd grandma die?
- Mom killed her.
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DAY FIVE
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You're grotesque.
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The jackpot's up to $350 million,so
mind your own fucking business.
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Shivah goy...
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quik mart up the street.
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They're her holocaust numbers.
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Hey,man. They're obviously
lucky. She survived.
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What the fuck is that?
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{\a6}NANCY--- GET YOUR ASS
BACK TO WORK.GUILLERMO
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Oh,yeah.
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They're from a friend of mine.
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DAY SIX
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{\a6}A6 DAY SEVEN
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3... 2...
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Attention,beloved
mixed-marriage family.
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Shivah is over.
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And this house is now for sale.
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So,unless you're in a position
to pay me $1.5 million,
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I suggest you find alternate
accommodations immediately.
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Where are we gonna live?
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Apparently that's of no concern
to your loving grandfather.
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This house should stay in the family.
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Tell you what -- for you,I'm
gonna knock off 100 grand,
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because I won't have to
pay the broker's commission.
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That's a good deal.
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I want to stay. I'm not leaving.
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Fine. It'll add to
the value of the house.
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Three bedrooms,two
baths,and a little boy.
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I can sell it to a priest.
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Hey,you guys could stay in my minivan.
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I got to get my own place.
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I said I'm not leaving.
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I heard you,shane. I get it.
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We'll be back later.
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- Another bed skirt?
- Dust ruffle.
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I just wanted to say it's been an amazing experience
to have been here with you for the last few days.
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I mean,your mother -- well,she
seemed like an extraordinary woman.
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Bob,I'm touched by your
outpouring of emotion.
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And I think bubbie would
have been,too. Thank you.
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But I'm gonna go with the hot
chick who walked in here on tuesday.
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You're a piece of shit.
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- Who's there?
- Nancy.
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We used to have a nancy.
She was a good worker.
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But she stopped showing
up,and we had to kill her.
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Seven days cooped up with
the family felt like death.
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Damn!
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If I had to sit home for seven days
every time a family member dropped dead,
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I'd never leave the fucking house.
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Thanks for the flowers.
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You're really not supposed to send
flowers to a jewish funeral -- shivah...
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whatever. Still... very thoughtful.
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I had to smother a guy
with a pillow once,too.
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My arms got tired. You?
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Not so much. It was tempur-pedic.
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Conformed to her face.
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Tempur-pedic. Got to remember that.
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- Am I going on a picnic?
- Maybe.
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Depends on which one you pick.
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I choose one of these?
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Like "deal or no deal."
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Except here you got to choose,so
it's more like "deal or deal,"
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and there ain't those leggy chicas with
suitcases you want to fuck in the mouth.
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Red or blue. But be careful.
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One of them is very dangerous.
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Open it.
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There's a gun in here.
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And a juice box.
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And $5,000.
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And another $5,000 after you come back.
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What do I need a gun for?
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You're going to the desert.
They got rattlesnakes.
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Maybe the chupacabra.
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This makes me nervous.
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It's just a pickup. You don't
even have to cross the border.
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You just sit in your
car,and mexico comes to you.
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I want $15,000.
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You chose the red. Red pays $10,000.
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This is the same address.
It's the same thing.
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Ah,but no juice box.
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So,I figure we'll ask for
$2,000,000 and settle for $1.5
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I'm thinking we ask for
1. 2 and settle for a mil.
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Oh,that's insane.
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We're a block from the beach.
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There's a charter school
right down the street.
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There's not a schvartze in sight.
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There's a recession,the
banks aren't lending money,
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and when the banks aren't lending
money,people aren't buying.
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What about the chinese? They're loaded.
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They prefer orange county.
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Jesus christ. I got a $1,100,000
borrowed against this place.
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Well,if you want to sit on it for a couple
of years,I'm sure the market will bounce back.
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Well,with all due respect,fuck you.
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I'm gonna go with bob warden.
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He'll tell you the same thing.
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And his tits won't get you
an extra 50k at closing.
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You want to have dinner later?
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I'll be in touch,mr. Botwin.
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That's a no?
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The banks aren't lending.
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How do they know how much
all this stuff is worth?
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Well,they break it up into categories.
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Yellow is dreck,green is
crap,blue is shit. Here.
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- Come and help me.
- With what?
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- A treasure hunt.
- Cool.
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I found nancy.
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And she was with guillermo.
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They talked,and then he left,and then
she didn't leave the house the whole week.
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It was weird.
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There was this strange meeting.
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I think she's more
powerful than we think.
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People came with food.
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They took off their shoes. See?
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Look. That's doug wilson.
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She's getting her crew back together.
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So,what do you make of all of this?
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I make that someone jewish died
and that you're no diane arbus.
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This is new to me,okay?
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I mean,I am taking pictures
with a plastic camera.
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I'm trying.
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Guillermo... garcia... gomez.
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I told you. I saw them together.
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He was driving her prius.
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So,what do we got here -- she's sitting
shivah,and he's environmentally sensitive?
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Boffo work,agent hodes.
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You miss wearing orange?
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No,I just -- I need
more time. Please?
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- Sing with me.
- What?
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Sing with me,and I'll
give you more time.
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Going once...
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* you are an obsession I cannot sleep *
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* I am a possession
unopened at your feet *
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* there is no balance no equality *
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* be still I will not accept defeat *
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So...what do you guys think?
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- Awesome.
- Legendary.
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I can't feel my left... anything.
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I have a son your age.
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Handsome,lean,bright-eyed.
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You suck dick,silas?
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No,I don't,mr. Wilson.
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- Well,he does.
- Well,that's his choice,isn't it?
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Nope. My fault. I made him gay.
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My wife -- gone.
Also my fault.
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Warts -- not gone.
Technically my fault.
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City of majestic -- broke.
Cpa license -- revoked...
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I assume. Didn't check.
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My life --
an abyss.
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Can you use the downstairs
toilet from now on,mr. Wilson?
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Kick a man while he's down.
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No,really. Use the downstairs toilet.
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You think you're better than
me,botwin,'cause your van has no windows?
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Doug... that's a window.
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A window to what,andy?
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Look at us.
Purposeless,directionless,homeless...
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just less.
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Do you suck dick,silas?
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You asked me that already,mr. Wilson.
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Oh,right. Right.
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Do you like the taste?
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I hate to interrupt this,uh,think tank.
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- Andy,I need you.
- I'm toasted.
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There's no math involved. Come on.
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Hurry up.
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You suck dick,silas?
253
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,620
What if there's no money?
254
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,580
There's money,believe me.
255
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:41,860
Bubbie was convinced the
nazis were gonna rise again.
256
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,810
So,when she got too old to potentially
schtupp her way out of a camp,
257
00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,380
she started hoarding money for bribes.
258
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,680
- That's crazy.
- That's not crazy at all.
259
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:52,650
Listen,genocide can happen
again if we're not vigilant.
260
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,770
It must never happen again.
261
00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:56,820
- It has happened again.
- What are you talking about?
262
00:13:56,830 --> 00:14:00,620
Genocide. In rwanda,cambodia,bosnia.
263
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:04,030
No,no. To jews. It must
never happen again to jews.
264
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,160
What do I give a shit
about the other places?
265
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:11,080
Jackpot! Good old jewish paranoia.
266
00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:14,180
The trick is making it work for you.
267
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:19,870
Looks like 15 dimes in here.
268
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,400
How would bubbie have gotten up there?
269
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,840
Money's probably been
up there for decades.
270
00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:25,780
Well,this bill's from 2004.
271
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,340
So? She wasn't even bedridden till 2006.
272
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:32,210
Listen,she was a very
spry woman in her day.
273
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:33,900
This one's from 2007.
274
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:37,160
What are you -- the money
detective? Give me that.
275
00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:41,540
I don't think that's bubbie's
money. I think it's my mom'S.
276
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:47,070
Why would your mom have $15,000
in cash hidden in a hatbox?
277
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,010
What did she do?
278
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,430
She found it.
279
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,270
What are we supposed to be waiting for?
280
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,460
No idea.
281
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:20,160
How will we know when it arrives?
282
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,080
We'll know.
283
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,130
Forecast number 11.
284
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,650
- I saw someone following us.
- Nobody was following us.
285
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,710
- I saw headlights.
- Those are fireflies.
286
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,740
- There's no fireflies in california.
- You're fucked up on silas' weed.
287
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:41,210
- It's good weed.
- I'm so proud.
288
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,340
Oh,fuck! Oh,fuck! God damn it!
289
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,660
Oh,god,we're so out
of here! Start the car.
290
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,030
Calm down.
291
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,200
What if it wasn't a lizard?
292
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,560
What if it's a fucking
alien? I'm all fucked up.
293
00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:00,050
- Take me home.
- I can't take you home.
294
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,420
Why didn't you bring more snacks?
295
00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:02,840
Such a good idea bringing you.
296
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,790
- Calm the fuck down,or I'll shoot you.
- All right!
297
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:10,020
All right. Lost my cool.
Bringing it back in.
298
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:13,550
Oh,god! Under control.
299
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,200
Under control.
300
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:21,250
Drug-smuggling badass waiting for...
301
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:24,860
don't know what...
in the middle of,uh...
302
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:28,390
don't know where,with a gun.
Starting to freak out again.
303
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,860
- It's time to freak out again.
- Andy!
304
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,570
Where did your mother get this money?
305
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,840
I told you --
she found it.
306
00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:42,820
- You're lying.
- I'm not.
307
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:44,850
- Is your mother a prostitute?
- No.
308
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:50,530
She wears those dresses all the time
and keeps odd hours and deals in cash.
309
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,830
What happened to all the cheese?
310
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,690
Is that her pimp?
311
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,650
My mom is not a prostitute.
312
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,420
Well,she's definitely
a criminal of some kind.
313
00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,470
- Did she rob a bank?
- No.
314
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,440
- A costco?
- No.
315
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,800
Is she a coke dealer?
316
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,890
no.
317
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,580
What happened to all the cheese?
318
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,320
Weed!
319
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:35,170
Your mother's a weed dealer.
320
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,080
Give me back her money.
321
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,840
Are we gonna die tonight?
322
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,560
Probably not.
323
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,030
Still,we could. Let's say
thoughtful things about each other.
324
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:56,430
You're... a good person.
325
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,480
You've really stepped up for the kids.
326
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,100
You make me lgh.
327
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:05,280
I'm glad you're a part of the family.
328
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:08,690
I miss yael.
329
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,990
Thank you,andy. That's very sweet.
330
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,430
She might have been the one.
331
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,370
There is no "one,"
andy. We're all alone.
332
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:19,600
You're saying judah wasn't the one?
333
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:23,060
He died. I'm still here.
334
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,590
Holy shit.
335
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,460
Oh,holy shit.
336
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,770
Um,that can't be good.
337
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,730
It looks like the border
patrol or the police.
338
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,170
- Oh,shit.
- Or the army.
339
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,690
Shit!
340
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,990
What do we do now? What
do we do? What do we do?
341
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:52,090
don't enjoy this. No,no.
342
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,170
I know -- get a
room. We're moving on.
343
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,480
Identificación?
344
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,540
Honey,are we in tijuana?
345
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,390
I told you to take a left. Mujeres,huh?
346
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,090
Andy...
347
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,100
they like to be bribed.
It's a cultural thing.
348
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,720
- He won't take offense.
- Andy,shut it.
349
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,890
Kiss me again.
350
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,490
- What was that?
- I don't know.
351
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,740
What was the wave?
352
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,830
Oh,god.
353
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,250
- Is that,um...
- oh,yeah.
354
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,920
Shit.
355
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,930
That's a lot of product.
Hey,I'm in a prius.
356
00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:00,240
These are police running drugs.
357
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,090
It's so corrupt.
358
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,270
We got to move to mexico.
359
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,660
It was eerie.
360
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:14,980
Mom lifted up the pillow,and all
of a sudden,there was no noise.
361
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:19,530
It was just a body
there... not a person.
362
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:24,540
And I kept thinking,"I should
be feeling something right now."
363
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,130
But I didn't -- I
didn't know her,you know?
364
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:31,920
I didn't -- I didn't know her,so I
shouldn't feel bad about it. Right?
365
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,600
Check it out. Some asshole's
van is getting towed.
366
00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:42,620
What? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My plants!
367
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,820
What is all this noise?
368
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,380
Our grow house just got towed.
369
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:53,220
It's a whole operation.
370
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,730
Fuck my carbon footprint.
371
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:03,200
I want my S.U.V.Back.
372
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:05,930
Wait. Wait.
373
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,930
Um,where do I sit?
374
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,190
Right here. On this cooler.
375
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,390
I'll be back in 45 minutes.
376
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:26,370
You're gonna leave me here
in the middle of the desert?
377
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,480
- No,don'T.
- Yes.
378
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,200
No. No.
379
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:32,970
Leave one of the bags here,and then
we'll come back and get it later.
380
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,870
No fucking way. It might
not be here when we get back.
381
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,190
I'm not telling guillermo I
lost $50,000 worth of his drugs.
382
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,200
What am I gonna eat?
383
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,330
What am I gonna drink?
384
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:44,500
It's 45 minutes!
385
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,370
I'm scared.
386
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,470
Here. Here.
387
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:59,240
I'm still scared.
388
00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:04,080
- I get it now.
- You wht at?
389
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,980
Why women tolerate you. You kiss well.
390
00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:11,090
- Really?
- Really.
391
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,670
Better than judah?
392
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,270
Stay... right... there.
393
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,130
45 minutes!
394
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:37,420
Uh,my car was towed.
I'm here to pick it up.
395
00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:38,740
Make,model,and color?
396
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,090
It's a van
-- over there.
397
00:22:43,290 --> 00:22:48,240
You know,you can't park on
ocean unless you have a sticker.
398
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,420
- Good to know.
- Yeah.
399
00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:52,430
So,how much?
400
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,890
If you don't have a sticker,I'm
supposed to call the cops.
401
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,080
Oh,you don't have to do that.
402
00:22:58,090 --> 00:23:00,580
Can -- can we --
can we work this out?
403
00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:03,990
I drive my little brother's
car pool to school every day.
404
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,880
I -- I
need my van.
405
00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:12,240
So,uh,where do the kids sit
with all the pot in the back?
406
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,860
Look,man,what's it gonna take?
407
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:23,080
Hey,weiner. What's it gonna take?
408
00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,550
Uh,about 4 ounces.
409
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,110
- Shit.
- Great shit.
410
00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:34,420
Seriously,kid,you got a gift.
411
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,780
Where are you going?
412
00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:39,890
Paris.
413
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,910
If I can get to the aviation
club by tomorrow night,
414
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,620
there's a super satellite
for the world poker tour.
415
00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,300
You can't take mom's money.
416
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:47,870
It's my money.
417
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,490
No,it's not. It's mom'S.
418
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,220
And she's gonna be
pissed if you take it.
419
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:55,300
Well,you tell her to consider
it first month's rent.
420
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:59,580
Also,tell her I expect 10 grand
to be made by direct deposit
421
00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:02,710
on the first of every month
to my pokerstars account.
422
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,500
Here. I wrote this down.
423
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:08,410
"Botwinbig"?
424
00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:10,970
Yeah. My screen name.
That's all you need.
425
00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:12,260
When are you coming back?
426
00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:15,260
The minute not-francie
misses a payment.
427
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,520
You tell her that,too.
428
00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:20,400
Uncle andy was right. You're an asshole.
429
00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:24,100
Oh,I'm an asshole,and I'm a shit.
430
00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,380
But let me tell you
something,shmendrick.
431
00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,350
There's a lesson in this for you.
432
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,360
- You know what it is?
- Yeah. You're an asshole.
433
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,250
Yeah,besides that.
434
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:36,780
Sometimes life throws
you unexpected surprises.
435
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,680
You go looking for something,you
find something else.
436
00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:41,660
Your mother taking
out my mother --
437
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:43,660
it's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
438
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,980
You know why? Because
bubbie was my fucking cooler.
439
00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:50,680
I got to get out of this
place. I've been here too long.
440
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,610
You and your
drug-dealing mommy --
441
00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:56,000
you can stay here and float
me till the market comes back.
442
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,860
Real estate always bounces back.
443
00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:02,750
It's like spaldeens. You
know what spaldeens are?
444
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,430
Well,they bounce.
445
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,520
Anyway,wish me luck,although I
don't think I'm gonna need it.
446
00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:14,020
And,uh,let me give you
some grandfatherly advice.
447
00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:16,170
Don't ever play poker.
448
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:20,600
You with the pa-pa-de-de-de
-- you're a giant tell.
449
00:25:20,610 --> 00:25:24,060
All right,kid. Take care.
450
00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:41,330
It's nancy. Leave me a message.
451
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,470
It's nancy. Leave me a message.
452
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,750
It's nancy. Leave me a message.
453
00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:05,530
Hola.
454
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,270
- Policía?
- No. Amigo.
455
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,050
Est* bien.
456
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,810
- How's it going?
- What's up?
457
00:26:13,950 --> 00:26:15,050
Hello.
458
00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:18,020
- Hello.
- Hola.
459
00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:23,350
Uh,you guys heading
towards,uh... ren mar?
460
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,420
Davenport. Iowa.
461
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,730
Close enough.
462
00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:37,170
The tijuana police?
463
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,100
Shocking,ain't it?
464
00:26:39,110 --> 00:26:40,240
And you couldn't have
lent me a bigger car?
465
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,800
I drove with a duffel of
marijuana in my passenger seat.
466
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,030
What if I'd been pulled over?
467
00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:47,350
Take it down a peg,chiquita.
You're here. It's all good.
468
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,140
- Yeah,another test.
- Life is a test.
469
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:54,260
Oh,enough philosopher king
bullshit. Money,please.
470
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,970
- What is this?
- It's a promotion.
471
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,300
Another run?
472
00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:04,350
- Those won't start a car.
- What will they start?
473
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,980
Meet me this afternoon by
the border at the outlet mall.
474
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,020
Clocking out,boss.
475
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,010
Who is this bitch?
476
00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:17,400
We caught her outside listening.
477
00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:20,200
She had a camera. The
lady was taking pictures.
478
00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:49,430
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00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,850
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