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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

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Hi!

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Yeah. Yes, you can help me.

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You can stop sending
me your catalogues.

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Why? Because I'm dead.

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Yeah. Yes, that's right.
Judah Botwin is dead.

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Type it in and quit sending
your shit to a corpse!

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Lupita, you gotta throw out all the
junk mail that comes for dad, okay?

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Okay, Silas. Okay.

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Good morning!

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I'm gonna be at
Megan's tonight.

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You're sure it's okay
with her parents?

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Yeah. Are you kidding?

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Megan's one of three girls.
Her dad loves having me over.

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Does he know what you
do with his daughter?

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Mom! He's really cool.
He's teaching me how to box.

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Just want you to know
I can kick your ass.

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Here. Serena gave me this to
give to you from Alejandro.

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Alejandro?

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Serena's cousin. What you do?

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Nothing.

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First he give you pennies,
now he give you panties. What you do?

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It must be some mistake, nothing.
Take it away. Take it back.

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Hey!

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- The fuck are you doing?
- I just...

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Get the hell out of my room!

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You're late.

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For what?
Do I have a court date?

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The bakery.

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Oh shit!

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Is that today? Kidding!

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Besides who cares?
It's not even a real bakery.

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It's a "fakery".

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Which will be
more than obvious

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if no one shows up on
the day that it opens.

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Now go! You promised.

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All right, let me choke down some java.
At what time are you gonna be there?

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I'm not sure.

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I have to take Shane
to school and...

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go by Heylia's, make a drop to
Sanjay and... Shane, let's go!

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How did it go with
Shane's shrink yesterday?

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The doctor wants to put
him on anti-depressants.

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Illegal drugs not this prescription,
antidepressants zombie shit.

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That fries your brain.

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Weed makes you hungry and happy and
in your case financially solvent.

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He bit a kid in
the foot last week.

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Oh God! I wish I'd been there!

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Andy, it's not funny.

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He's 10 years old
and his dad died.

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Drugging him so he acts like
everything's fine is totally fucked up.

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When my ferret killed himself
a few years ago, I took Celexa.

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I gained 40 pounds,
I couldn't ejaculate.

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Is that what you
want for your son?

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Fuck off!

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And anyway the
doctor says that

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it's just temporary 'till his
neurotransmitters realign
themselves or some...

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shit like that.

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See! Even you
don't believe it!

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Trust me,
those anti-depressants are evil.

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He does not need them.

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Mind your own business,
maybe I wanna be on drugs.

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Excuse me!

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Carrie Phillips
started taking Zoloft

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so she wouldn't cut
herself anymore...

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now she's in a band!

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- Can she ejaculate?
- Andy!

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Okay. Ignore the voice of reason.
Drug your child.

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Let him wander through
his youth like a robot.

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Yeah, let me.

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Come on, mom.
Say yes to drugs.

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City council approved the sale of
our golf course to Summer Canyon.

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I gotta talk to
Doug about this.

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Why?

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My green's fee is coming up.

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I'm getting cytotoxic chemicals
pumped into my blood stream

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and you're worried about
the price of putting.

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Fuck Apprentice.
You see Survivor last night?

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With the guy who
eat the chimel*?

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No, that's Fear Factor.
Survivor's on the island.

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Guys! How about concentrating
on this survivor for a minute?

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We won't be long.

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Oh shit! My deposition.

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Go. I'll take a cab home.

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I can't just leave you here.

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I'll be fine.

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I'll call and check
up on you, okay?

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Okay.

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So their reward was 3
crispy cream donuts.

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Three fucking donuts!

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If I'm gonna sit in a tree

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in the jungle for 2 days
straight with no food

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having to take a
shit like an owl...

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Excuse me!

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I want a hell of a lot
more than 3 crispy creams.

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I want my own franchise.

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- I don't blame you.
- Excuse me, sir!

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I won't be long.

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Two days straight
with no food.

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Let's see them do
that on Fear Factor.

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Need cash for college? Get smart.
Learn about your options.

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Financial aid awareness month.
It's not too late... apply now!

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- Hey, boss!
- I was just about to leave.

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Sorry. I was cramming.

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I lost track of time.

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Wow!

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It is so good to see you.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Oh shit!

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Sorry. Sorry.
I'm just really, really baked.

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And I think you're really,
really pretty.

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Baked? When did
you start smoking?

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Right after I started selling.

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Oh no! Sanjay, no!

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No. It's a good thing! It's totally
changed my life for the better.

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Fuck!

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Hey!

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Forgive me!

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Can I help you, officer?

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- The bag.
- What?

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Give me your fucking bag.

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Please, this was just
a one-time thing.

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Really?

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My surveillance tapes
show something different.

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- Tapes?
- Tapes,

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pictures,... Shit! I've got a little
dossier on the little Botwin.

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Couple of kids.

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Nice house in Agrestic.

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How do you know this?

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I am head of campus security.

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Suburban mom builds a
cottage industry on my turf,

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I'm not gonna know about it?

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Do you really think I
am that bad at my job?

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Oh...

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Damn!

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Not just quantity but quality!

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Are you arresting me?

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I don't know.

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I'm not an unreasonable man.

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Young boys shouldn't
grow up without a mom.

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No.

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My cousin Jesse grew
up without a mother.

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Wound up in the Internet with his dick
in some granny's ass which is why

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I'm gonna cut you a break.

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I will not take this any
farther if you promise

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to never come back on
this campus again.

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Of course!

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I mean it!

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You and your dot-head cohort
ever around here peddling,

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I am not letting
you off again.

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Get out of here.

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Can I have my stuff back?

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- The bag. Not my style.
- Yeah...

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I meant my other stuff.

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Please. I promise I'll
never come back here again.

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That's... that's all I've got.

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That's my mortgage payment.

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Otherwise I can't
pay my bills. It's...

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It's everything I have.

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Please. I promise I'll never
come back here again. I'm...

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I'm begging you.

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You've got 5 seconds to
get the fuck off my campus.

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Good afternoon, ladies.

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I would like to start by
thanking all of you...

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- Sorry, I'm late!
- Celia.

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Would you mind taking a sit?

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Why?

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Maggie's running the meeting.

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Why?

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Because we need a reliable
and healthy leader.

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Oh.

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As I was saying...

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it is a frill to
finally lead the PTA.

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As many of you know, back when
Agrestic was just a golf course,

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my family was one of the
first to settle this land.

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So I will do my very
best to make you proud.

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Now...

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First order of business:

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there is a problem
with the gym teacher.

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He's been spotted working at the ladies
shoe department at Nordstrom's on
the weekend.

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And we all know what
that means, right?

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He can get us 10% off?

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That's not news.
I've known about it for years so...

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You knew?

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And did nothing?

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Well, there's nothing to do.

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I disagree.

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I don't think it's appropriate

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for our kids to learn
wrestling from a gay...

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man.

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He's gay.
He's not a pedophile.

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There's a big difference,
you know.

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Thank you for your
input, Celia.

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But your time is up.

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Now, ladies,

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should Nick
Papanicoloplis be fired?

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Like hell my time is up!

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Now, next up.

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What you doing back here?

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I'm so fucked!

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That $14,000 supply
I just picked up...

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I need a refill.

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You moved them bricks already?

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Girl, you flip this shit
faster than a pooper-scooper.

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I didn't move it.

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I lost it.

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Lost it? You got to Galson and
leave them on a shelf
next to the pop tarts?

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I got busted!

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Seriously?

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Yes! By some redneck head of
campus security at Valley State.

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Threw me in his car and
let me off with a warning

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but he confiscated all my pot,
everything I have, I'm...

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screwed.

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You didn't get busted,
you just got jacked.

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What are you talking about?

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Did you go down at
the police station?

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No.

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Did you get fingerprinted?

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No.

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Damn! Girl,
you're as gullible as Kobe's wife.

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You think a cop's gonna let a
drug dealer go just on a warning?

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Even a pretty little
white one like you?

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Are you sure?

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500 bucks say your rent-a-cop
was a dealer himself,

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he just didn't like you dealing
in his redneck part of the woods.

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- Motherfucking...
- Let it out.

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- ...cocksucking...
- That's right.

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...son of a bitch
hillbilly stalker asshole!

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That's right, baby.
Let it out, come on!

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Shit eating, dickless,
granny fucking prick!

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- There you go!
- Granny fucking?

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How am I gonna get my stuff back?
Let me borrow a gun!

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He jacked your brain too?

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You have to just take your lumps
on this one like everybody else.

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You learned a $14,000 lesson.

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Hello?

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What?

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Oh shit!

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Yeah.

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No, I'll be right there.

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Well...

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Looks like I'm not the only
Botwin who got busted today.

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You started a fire?

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It's no big deal!

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I'd hardly called
arson not big deal.

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You started a fire?

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As you hopefully know,
it's diversity week

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and there have been
several presentations

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including Moses and
the Burning Bush

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which your son seemed to feel

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lacked authenticity.

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Jesus!

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No, Moses. And he was talking
to a shrub painted red.

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It was totally unrealistic.

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Fortunately, it was dosed before
it caused any injuries or damage.

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Do you know how
dangerous that is?

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Hardly at all.
The floor was concrete.

258
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,283
And from our fire drills, I knew that
the sprinklers were right above.

259
00:14:43,318 --> 00:14:45,321
And the hose was,
like, inches away.

260
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:46,542
It was out in seconds.

261
00:14:46,687 --> 00:14:50,432
While soaking and terrifying the
presenters from Temple Beth Shalom.

262
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,041
You really frightened those nice Jews,
young man.

263
00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:55,333
I'm sorry.

264
00:14:55,505 --> 00:14:58,592
Mrs. Botwin, I'm gonna have
to confiscate the lighter.

265
00:14:58,796 --> 00:15:02,010
And I'm suspending
Shane until Monday.

266
00:15:03,146 --> 00:15:04,641
Can I have drugs now?

267
00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:09,671
How i'm gonna deal with you?

268
00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:12,680
- Easy, Paxil.
- Enough, Shane.

269
00:15:13,837 --> 00:15:15,112
Hey, look!

270
00:15:15,507 --> 00:15:16,803
Is it Silas?

271
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:19,922
Silas!

272
00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:21,263
Oh shit!

273
00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:24,321
What is he doing in a
Porsche with a stranger!

274
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,480
Hey, mom!

275
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:26,950
What are you doing?

276
00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:28,651
This is Megan's dad.

277
00:15:28,746 --> 00:15:30,853
He's teaching me how
to drive a stick!

278
00:15:31,258 --> 00:15:32,681
Hi, Megan's dad.

279
00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:36,561
Howard. Nice to meet you.

280
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,982
- You too.
- Later!

281
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:43,260
Bye.

282
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:57,251
God bless Costco!

283
00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:58,140
Damn it!

284
00:15:59,508 --> 00:16:02,211
Hey, Nanc'! Just in time...

285
00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:04,003
to help me close up!

286
00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:05,753
Where the hell
were you all day?

287
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,752
How did it go?

288
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,762
We made 17 bucks.

289
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,803
But who gives a shit, right?

290
00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:17,830
What the fuck is
wrong with you?

291
00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,590
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's a phony bakery.

292
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:24,041
Andy, I just got ripped off

293
00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,212
so I am back to zero.

294
00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:27,821
We are back to zero.

295
00:16:27,935 --> 00:16:30,720
So we need to sell some
fucking pastries pronto

296
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,811
'cause I need this phony
business to work, okay?

297
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,271
Lady, we're closed.

298
00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:37,200
Good start!

299
00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:39,220
Right!

300
00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:40,512
Right.

301
00:16:47,596 --> 00:16:49,190
Hey! Is Dean ready?

302
00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:50,713
No, he's in the shower.

303
00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,010
Nice haircut.

304
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:55,670
It's a wig.

305
00:16:56,937 --> 00:16:59,550
Oh, right, the cancer thing.

306
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:04,202
Listen, what do you know about the sale
of the golf course to Summer Canyon?

307
00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:06,283
I already told Dean
the deal is done.

308
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,192
We're looking at a
$100 during the week.

309
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:10,570
$150 on weekends,
carts included.

310
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:12,451
I don't care about golf.

311
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,631
I'm wondering if the
houses on the golf course

312
00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:18,052
will still be a
part of Agrestic.

313
00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:21,090
No. That's Summer
Canyon's problem now.

314
00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:22,631
Really?

315
00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:24,863
Yeah, why?

316
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:26,373
Would you care?

317
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,312
- Probably not.
- Thank you.

318
00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:33,942
What? What's wrong?

319
00:17:34,696 --> 00:17:37,420
Nauseous. Chemo.

320
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,773
That sucks.
You want some pot?

321
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,940
That's illegal, Doug.

322
00:17:43,135 --> 00:17:45,193
Not for you.
You can even get a medical card.

323
00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:46,883
- Really?
- Yeah.

324
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,783
Well, I have the pills for it,
thank you.

325
00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,520
Ooh! What did they give you?

326
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:52,580
- Zofran.
- Let me try one!

327
00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:54,763
No, they're $300 a pill.

328
00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:56,560
I'll give you 400.

329
00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,392
They don't get you high!

330
00:17:58,496 --> 00:18:00,100
It's just for nausea.

331
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,110
Wow!

332
00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:03,413
$300 a pill and no fun?

333
00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:05,540
What a jip!

334
00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:08,842
I really like your wig.

335
00:18:10,358 --> 00:18:11,780
- Really?
- Yeah.

336
00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:14,222
Can I pet it?

337
00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:15,820
Knock yourself out.

338
00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:19,470
You're a good girl?

339
00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:21,460
You're a good girl, ain't you?

340
00:18:21,695 --> 00:18:23,161
Yes, you are.

341
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:25,953
Put them back.

342
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,531
At least,
give it to the homeless.

343
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,603
This is Agrestic.

344
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:37,731
You're the only
homeless in town.

345
00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,101
Get in the kitchen,
start baking like you promised.

346
00:18:41,138 --> 00:18:41,650
Hey!

347
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,612
Thanks for coming, buddy.
You gotta talk some sense into her.

348
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:45,971
She's totally delusional!

349
00:18:46,295 --> 00:18:47,571
Nanc', trust me.

350
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:51,043
A bakery is virtually impossible
to run without drug money.

351
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,992
Let me tell you what Amos
was really famous for.

352
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:55,173
What about Mrs. Fields?

353
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,341
- You mean Madame Fields?
- Big whore!

354
00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:58,421
Fuck you both.

355
00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:00,381
In this town the only 12
people that still eat carbs

356
00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:01,852
buy their muffins
at Starbuck's.

357
00:19:01,885 --> 00:19:05,452
I don't care! I have bills to pay.
I'm doing this.

358
00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:09,650
Hello.

359
00:19:11,196 --> 00:19:12,850
I'm dry. Find somebody else.

360
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,292
You're dry?

361
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:15,583
You're dry?
What do you mean you're dry?

362
00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:18,342
I wiped out.
Some campus cop at Valley State.

363
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:19,340
What?

364
00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,423
Okay, okay.
How do I find this guy?

365
00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:22,550
What are you gonna do?

366
00:19:22,677 --> 00:19:23,613
What do you think
I'm gonna do?

367
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,823
Buy your pot back!

368
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,102
A hundred bucks at a time!

369
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,612
I am not built for this.

370
00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:29,930
I was gonna be a dancer,
not a dealer.

371
00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:31,840
Certainly not a baker.

372
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,332
And I wanted to be Patrick
Swayze in Roadhouse!

373
00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,293
I will stab you.

374
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,652
Get out of my fakery.
I have work to do.

375
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,840
Okay, obviously you're not
thinking clearly right now.

376
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,271
You're upset and you're edgy

377
00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:45,482
which is making me
upset and edgy.

378
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:46,661
I'm aiming.

379
00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:48,853
If you throw that,
there'd better pot in there.

380
00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:50,690
- I need a smoke.
- You got any in you?

381
00:19:50,726 --> 00:19:52,002
- No.
- Damn it!

382
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,651
It's in my car.

383
00:20:03,688 --> 00:20:04,783
Forgive me.

384
00:20:05,148 --> 00:20:09,140
Your chivalry leaves
a lot to be desired.

385
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,252
Who brings cookies
to a bakery?

386
00:20:15,077 --> 00:20:16,322
I'm sorry.

387
00:20:16,588 --> 00:20:20,252
How can I make it up to you?
I will do anything.

388
00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:22,231
Please, I...

389
00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:24,381
I might be a coward but...

390
00:20:26,285 --> 00:20:27,902
I love you.

391
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,701
God!

392
00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:33,253
Start baking!

393
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,352
Good afternoon, ladies!
First order of business is this...

394
00:20:39,437 --> 00:20:44,641
No, ladies.
First order of business is this.

395
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:49,592
Maggie... for you.

396
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,722
Oh my goodness!
A welcome gift?

397
00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:55,332
Bon voyage present actually.

398
00:20:55,525 --> 00:20:57,192
For you and your children.

399
00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:00,671
Bon voyage?
Where are we going?

400
00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:02,940
- I hope it's Vegas.
- Open it!

401
00:21:07,278 --> 00:21:10,670
Summer Canyon elementary school
application. I don't understand.

402
00:21:10,817 --> 00:21:13,190
Since your house is
on the golf course

403
00:21:13,346 --> 00:21:15,802
which is now part
of Summer Canyon,

404
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,842
your children can no
longer attend Agrestic.

405
00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:20,882
What?

406
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:22,621
Yeah, out of district.

407
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,232
Oh but there is an upside.

408
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,011
Their gym teacher:
straight as an arrow.

409
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:31,753
Now, since you actually have to
have a child who attends Agrestic

410
00:21:31,848 --> 00:21:33,892
to be president of the PTA,

411
00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:37,313
I believe the position
is open again.

412
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,383
And I would like to
reinstate myself.

413
00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:41,842
God! I'm feeling
so much better.

414
00:21:42,148 --> 00:21:45,412
Excuse me while
I play through.

415
00:21:45,927 --> 00:21:48,561
All of those in favor
of reinstating me

416
00:21:48,948 --> 00:21:50,171
say "I".

417
00:21:52,838 --> 00:21:53,821
I!

418
00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:55,863
I object!

419
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,043
Yeah, well,
take it up with Summer Canyon.

420
00:22:03,817 --> 00:22:05,291
Thank you for your input!

421
00:22:16,947 --> 00:22:19,093
Hello! Welcome to
Breadsticks and Scones!

422
00:22:19,117 --> 00:22:20,980
What's the matter?
You don't like my gift?

423
00:22:21,018 --> 00:22:22,452
I told you to stay
away from me.

424
00:22:22,487 --> 00:22:23,901
Who is this guy, Nancy?

425
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,532
You want me to kick his ass?

426
00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:28,772
Okay.

427
00:22:29,188 --> 00:22:31,073
I gave up 15 hits last night.

428
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,503
I beamed 4 batters.

429
00:22:33,587 --> 00:22:36,202
And when they charged the mound,
the only thing I could
think about was you.

430
00:22:36,237 --> 00:22:38,690
Sir, if you're not gonna order anything,
I'm gonna have to ask you to...

431
00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:40,162
Forgive me!

432
00:22:42,035 --> 00:22:43,683
You think I'm gonna
be your girlfriend?

433
00:22:43,717 --> 00:22:45,511
Girlfriend? Is this high school?

434
00:22:46,248 --> 00:22:47,742
We do business together.

435
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,670
Occasionally, we...

436
00:22:49,725 --> 00:22:51,303
celebrate our success.

437
00:22:51,386 --> 00:22:52,563
Go away.

438
00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:55,071
Look, I'm gonna change your mind.
You're gonna need me.

439
00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:56,933
- For what?
- A lot of things.

440
00:22:57,188 --> 00:22:59,270
I can help you put
up more territories.

441
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,283
I got connections with domestics
who're ready to redistribute.

442
00:23:02,317 --> 00:23:04,223
And most of all I
can protect you.

443
00:23:04,308 --> 00:23:05,583
What do you need me for?

444
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,402
The business has changed,
I can't push my ditch weed anymore.

445
00:23:08,475 --> 00:23:11,122
- I need your quality supply.
- I don't have a supply.

446
00:23:11,326 --> 00:23:14,323
I got jacked by some campus
cop at Valley State yesterday.

447
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:18,323
Then you're gonna need my protection
a lot more than you think.

448
00:23:27,018 --> 00:23:28,161
Hey!

449
00:24:01,995 --> 00:24:04,222
Oh! I hope I don't
lose my sex drive.

450
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,350
Enough!

451
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,531
Don't need no pills!

452
00:24:08,337 --> 00:24:09,673
- Hey, Lupita!
- What?

453
00:24:09,706 --> 00:24:12,231
You haven't seen the lighter
that was in my drawer, have you?

454
00:24:12,265 --> 00:24:12,822
No.

455
00:24:13,497 --> 00:24:17,170
It's kinda in the
principal's office.

456
00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:19,871
- Where?
- At my school.

457
00:24:19,948 --> 00:24:21,570
He confiscated it.

458
00:24:23,185 --> 00:24:25,220
You fucking idiot.

459
00:24:25,558 --> 00:24:26,853
You're an idiot! Fuck you!

460
00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:29,162
That was dad's!
He gave it to me.

461
00:24:29,258 --> 00:24:31,222
What's wrong with you?

462
00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:34,362
Lupita, get some ice.

463
00:24:35,298 --> 00:24:36,483
Oh my God!

464
00:24:45,258 --> 00:24:47,462
Goddamn it, Silas!

465
00:25:36,097 --> 00:25:37,590
Don't panic!
I'm not gonna hurt you.

466
00:25:37,705 --> 00:25:39,713
Get the fuck away!
Get the fuck away from my house!

467
00:25:39,775 --> 00:25:42,303
Wait, wait, here.
This is yours.

468
00:25:43,827 --> 00:25:47,641
And I want to apologize for
the other day, Mrs. Botwin.

469
00:25:47,778 --> 00:25:51,012
I didn't realize who you were.

470
00:25:51,107 --> 00:25:53,583
I mean I knew who you were,
I just didn't know...

471
00:25:53,668 --> 00:25:54,802
who you were.

472
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:59,081
And if you need any protection
on campus or more connections,

473
00:25:59,175 --> 00:26:00,401
I'm your man.

474
00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,391
Whatever you need,
just ask for me.

475
00:26:02,536 --> 00:26:04,711
I'm Cash. That's me.

476
00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:06,533
I need you to get
away from my house.

477
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,413
Right.

478
00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:10,233
Okay. And again,
I am so sorry.

479
00:26:32,907 --> 00:26:37,232
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