1 00:00:02,198 --> 00:00:04,257 Previously on Weeds: 2 00:00:07,036 --> 00:00:08,970 -Everybody all right? -Snowflake? 3 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:11,198 She's in shock. Slap her. 4 00:00:11,374 --> 00:00:13,706 -What's this? -You're looking at a fine... 5 00:00:13,877 --> 00:00:15,174 ...and an anti-drug class. 6 00:00:15,345 --> 00:00:18,542 I wrote a gangster rap about killing Devon Rensler with my gat. 7 00:00:18,715 --> 00:00:21,548 My therapist says I'm just acting out because my dad's dead. 8 00:00:21,718 --> 00:00:24,346 Judah was my brother. I miss him too, Nancy. 9 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:26,113 Okay, look, I made a mistake, okay. 10 00:00:26,289 --> 00:00:29,884 I don't want Chelsea, I don't want any other girl, all right. I want you. 11 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:33,361 Could my cover business eventually become my real business? 12 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:35,122 What about this place as the bakery? 13 00:00:35,298 --> 00:00:36,526 I have cancer. 14 00:00:37,767 --> 00:00:40,964 -What do you think about these? -I don't give a flying fuck... 15 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:44,300 ...if you do have cancer, put your tits away in front of my kid. 16 00:02:13,162 --> 00:02:15,027 I love you, Mommy. 17 00:02:21,571 --> 00:02:23,334 I love you, Mommy. 18 00:03:33,743 --> 00:03:35,040 Shit. 19 00:03:36,979 --> 00:03:39,174 Good morning, ladies and "jointlemen." 20 00:03:40,249 --> 00:03:42,080 My name's Billy, I'm a pothead. 21 00:03:42,251 --> 00:03:46,153 I think these weekly Marijuana Anonymous meetings are really helping me quit... 22 00:03:46,322 --> 00:03:50,258 ...because every Saturday, between nine and 10, I don't get high. 23 00:03:50,426 --> 00:03:52,257 Jesus, what a nimrod. 24 00:03:52,428 --> 00:03:55,659 One time, I stared at my aquarium, wondering: "After fish have sex... 25 00:03:55,832 --> 00:03:58,198 ...do they fight about who sleeps on the dry spot?" 26 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:01,997 If we have to sit through this dreck, they should pass out joints at the door. 27 00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:05,800 -It's the only humane thing to do. -Hey, man, comedy is Billy's art. 28 00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:07,738 Don't be calling Billy's art "dreck." 29 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:11,812 -Hey, buddy, do you have a problem? -I didn't think so, but the judge disagreed. 30 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:15,781 Okay. So let's all join me in the serenity prayer. 31 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:21,686 God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change... 32 00:04:21,858 --> 00:04:27,091 ...the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. 33 00:04:27,363 --> 00:04:29,024 Amen. 34 00:04:34,737 --> 00:04:36,364 What does this mean? 35 00:04:36,539 --> 00:04:39,702 It's just boilerplate legalese for a lease. 36 00:04:40,109 --> 00:04:41,633 -Hey. -Don't look at me... 37 00:04:41,811 --> 00:04:44,712 -...I'm fucked up on cornbread. -What made me think... 38 00:04:44,881 --> 00:04:47,042 -...I could run a bakery? -Me. 39 00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:51,053 You just have to make it look like a bakery to legitimize your dealing. 40 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:54,280 -You just called me a dealer. -You are a dealer. 41 00:04:54,457 --> 00:04:56,425 We're in my house. 42 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,753 I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute... 43 00:05:01,931 --> 00:05:03,922 ...illegal products through a sham bakery... 44 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:08,560 ...set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend. 45 00:05:08,738 --> 00:05:11,571 -At least I can get myself off. -What's that supposed to mean? 46 00:05:11,741 --> 00:05:16,110 -ln court, I'm a lawyer, I can get myself off. -Maybe I should have gone to law school. 47 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,509 You need a cool nickname, like "lce Pick." 48 00:05:18,681 --> 00:05:20,581 -Who's lce Pick? -It's my old drug dealer. 49 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:24,447 -What happened to him? -Opened up a sham deli and got busted. 50 00:05:24,921 --> 00:05:26,684 I'm joking. I'm joking. 51 00:05:27,423 --> 00:05:29,550 He went back to Pittsburg. 52 00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:32,990 Mom! Mom, mom, mom! Do we have any batteries? 53 00:05:33,162 --> 00:05:34,459 -No. -Are you sure? 54 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:37,030 -Trust me, no. -Well, can we go to Costco? 55 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,633 -Not now, honey. -I'm bored. 56 00:05:38,801 --> 00:05:40,792 Go read a book. 57 00:05:41,003 --> 00:05:42,630 Okay. 58 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:47,669 -Sign here. -No, no. Wait, wait. 59 00:05:47,844 --> 00:05:50,745 -I haven't explained everything yet. -It's all yours, Smokey. 60 00:05:50,913 --> 00:05:53,404 -Smokey? -I'm working on it. 61 00:05:59,555 --> 00:06:01,580 -Hi, I'm Andy. -Hi, I'm Sharon. 62 00:06:01,757 --> 00:06:03,349 Sharon, this is my first meeting. 63 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:06,324 I just had you tell you, I was so moved by your words. 64 00:06:06,796 --> 00:06:09,196 Well, they're not my words. It's a prayer. 65 00:06:09,599 --> 00:06:12,864 You see how-- You had such convictions, you know? 66 00:06:13,402 --> 00:06:16,303 You were kind of rude during sharing, and you were late. 67 00:06:16,472 --> 00:06:18,633 Well, I'm having a really hard time off the pot. 68 00:06:18,808 --> 00:06:22,073 It makes me so cranky and unpunctual. I'm sorry about that. 69 00:06:22,245 --> 00:06:24,236 No, no, I understand, it's very hard. 70 00:06:24,413 --> 00:06:27,041 And Billy is kind of a nimrod. 71 00:06:27,216 --> 00:06:29,741 He is kind of a nimrod. 72 00:06:29,919 --> 00:06:32,183 So, what did you think of your first meeting? 73 00:06:34,423 --> 00:06:35,651 Truthfully? 74 00:06:37,159 --> 00:06:39,559 I'm not really sure I'm strong enough to stay clean. 75 00:06:40,663 --> 00:06:44,963 I think if you're honest with yourself, and you're willing to share with the group... 76 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:47,125 -...you can do this. -That's so right. 77 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:50,636 Then that's really what I want, everything that you said. 78 00:06:50,806 --> 00:06:53,832 God, you're so together and beautiful. Sponsor me. 79 00:06:54,777 --> 00:06:58,474 No, there are people here who are better qualified to help you. 80 00:06:58,648 --> 00:07:00,616 And sponsors should really be the same sex. 81 00:07:00,783 --> 00:07:03,013 -Why? -So there's no emotional ties... 82 00:07:03,185 --> 00:07:06,245 -...between the sponsor and sponsee. -What about gays? 83 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:08,252 -Are you gay? -Would you sponsor me? 84 00:07:08,424 --> 00:07:11,552 -Andy. -Okay, look.... 85 00:07:17,466 --> 00:07:21,493 Here it is. When I was young, my stepfather, he.... 86 00:07:24,173 --> 00:07:27,574 I can't talk to men. I have no trust for them. 87 00:07:27,743 --> 00:07:32,043 If I have no one I can open up to, then I fear the worst. 88 00:07:32,715 --> 00:07:35,445 I'm frightened, Sharon. I'm alone, and I'm frightened. 89 00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:50,097 Thank you. Thank you. 90 00:08:03,045 --> 00:08:04,842 Welcome. 91 00:08:06,882 --> 00:08:08,474 It's the last time I do this. 92 00:08:08,651 --> 00:08:11,745 -Better get over your fear of bullets, girl. -Give me some time. 93 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:14,321 -I'm sure it's an acquired taste. -You know what? 94 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,117 Find yourself another delivery boy. 95 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:19,750 Strong, proud, black men like myself tend to stick out around here. 96 00:08:19,929 --> 00:08:22,090 -You smell like vindaloo. -Good nose. 97 00:08:22,264 --> 00:08:24,494 No, no, good everything. 98 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,329 -Where you gonna store this stuff, girl? -At home. 99 00:08:27,803 --> 00:08:31,068 -Why the hell would you bring it home? -Because that's where I keep it. 100 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,037 You only bring home the weed you know... 101 00:08:33,209 --> 00:08:35,439 ...you gonna be moving real quick, right? 102 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,147 You lucky you got pretty eyes and a sweet bedunkadunk. 103 00:08:39,315 --> 00:08:41,215 -What? -Your booty's nice. 104 00:08:41,384 --> 00:08:43,682 Thank you. Heylia keeps her weed at home. 105 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:46,253 But Heylia ain't got two kids running around, do she? 106 00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:48,583 She damn sure ain't got a sweet place like this. 107 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:51,090 Strangest thing, banks won't give business loans... 108 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,956 ...to poor, black, soon-to-be grandmothers from West Adams. 109 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:57,327 -They will only give loans to white dealers. -Don't call me a dealer. 110 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,832 Baby, a sexy spade is still a spade. 111 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:40,436 What are we playing? 112 00:09:40,843 --> 00:09:42,811 -Terrorists. -I'm hungry. 113 00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:47,677 You can eat once your precious government releases our prisoners. 114 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,785 -Do you guys have Fruit Roll-Ups? -Silence! 115 00:09:54,356 --> 00:09:56,085 Come in. 116 00:10:02,998 --> 00:10:04,465 Hi. 117 00:10:18,314 --> 00:10:20,874 Let me save you some typing, okay? I'm an asshole. 118 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,450 I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole. 119 00:10:32,795 --> 00:10:34,023 So are we cool? 120 00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:41,699 Right. 121 00:10:42,338 --> 00:10:44,135 Cedar closet, hidden locks... 122 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:47,764 ...turkey bags, Seal-a-Meal. These are the things that you need to know. 123 00:10:47,943 --> 00:10:50,639 -Turkey bags? -You need to build a secret locker... 124 00:10:50,813 --> 00:10:54,840 ...and you need to line it with cedar. That's gonna help keep the bugs out. 125 00:10:55,017 --> 00:10:57,986 -I should be writing this down. -You trying to get us arrested? 126 00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:03,155 Look, protect that locker with a secret lock. 127 00:11:03,325 --> 00:11:07,728 Now, the weed that you break into on a daily, you wanna store that... 128 00:11:07,897 --> 00:11:11,765 ...in your turkey bags, that hides the smell. Then again, you could sprinkle that... 129 00:11:11,934 --> 00:11:15,267 ...all over and wouldn't be able to tell here. How do you not know this? 130 00:11:15,437 --> 00:11:16,768 I live in Agrestic. 131 00:11:16,939 --> 00:11:19,100 Do you know how to turn on automatic sprinklers? 132 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:21,140 Hey, Silas. 133 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,299 Shit. 134 00:11:28,384 --> 00:11:30,181 -Give me the weed. -What weed? 135 00:11:30,352 --> 00:11:32,684 Don't fuck around. Give me the weed. 136 00:11:35,691 --> 00:11:38,387 Jesus. Is this what you wanna be... 137 00:11:38,561 --> 00:11:43,624 ...a couple of fucking teenage burnouts? "Oh, I'm 16. I have zits. Life's so tough!" 138 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:46,233 "Oh, I'm deaf. I can't hear. Life's so unfair!" 139 00:11:46,402 --> 00:11:48,734 -What will you do with it? -Give it to your mother. 140 00:11:48,904 --> 00:11:51,532 -You wouldn't. -lf Marijuana Anonymous... 141 00:11:51,707 --> 00:11:55,643 ...teaches us anything, smoking dope, it might be a lot of fun right now. 142 00:11:55,811 --> 00:12:01,306 Soon, you're gonna learn, it teaches you to live in a privately defined world. 143 00:12:01,483 --> 00:12:04,281 A world that gets smaller and smaller as you box yourself in. 144 00:12:04,453 --> 00:12:09,186 You narrow your options, until you're left with absolutely nothing. 145 00:12:14,096 --> 00:12:15,688 That's pretty much cashed. 146 00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:23,127 You American dogs have 24 hours to comply and leave our country, or else.... 147 00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:26,035 You are seriously twisted, Strange Botwin. 148 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,574 Don't say my name, infidel! 149 00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:08,345 What are you looking for? Are you stealing from us? 150 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:11,486 Yes, my family need this menorah. 151 00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:13,554 Mom said you once stole one of her rings. 152 00:13:13,722 --> 00:13:16,384 -What? -But then she found it. 153 00:13:19,828 --> 00:13:22,456 I think you just probably wanna put your safe right here. 154 00:13:22,631 --> 00:13:24,599 I'll pay you to install it. 155 00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:28,032 You're already into me for a car hood, and I ain't seen a dime of that. 156 00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:31,070 -You got to offer me something else. -What do you want? 157 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,798 Hello? 158 00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:35,872 -Nancy? -Celia. What are you doing here? 159 00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:40,982 I refuse to just sit around the house for three days, waiting. 160 00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:44,716 The puppies are coming off, Nance. 161 00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:49,290 And I'm thinking it's time to take them out for one last walk. 162 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:55,490 -All right, who's the hottie? -My carpenter. Conrad. 163 00:13:55,664 --> 00:13:58,326 -Conrad, this is Celia. -Hey. 164 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,162 Hello, carpenter. 165 00:14:02,004 --> 00:14:03,869 Do you want to see something? 166 00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:07,506 You have to stop flashing your boobs to the world-- 167 00:14:07,676 --> 00:14:09,610 Speak when spoken to. 168 00:14:10,212 --> 00:14:13,375 -"Here today, gone tomorrow." -It's symbolic. 169 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:16,143 My homage to temporary permanence. 170 00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:18,809 -They're beautiful. -Why, thank you. 171 00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:22,655 -Wanna take them out dancing tonight? -He doesn't have time to go dancing. 172 00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:26,352 Come on, Nancy, we'll go out. All of us. 173 00:14:26,528 --> 00:14:29,395 I've been fully waxed, and I have a brand-new tattoo. 174 00:14:29,565 --> 00:14:33,899 -I am not going to take no for an answer. -You have a husband. 175 00:14:34,069 --> 00:14:38,563 Who's white and Jewish. If we were going out for kreplach, maybe. 176 00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:45,175 No more typing, all right? 177 00:14:45,347 --> 00:14:47,212 Let's just talk. 178 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,178 I wanna hear your voice. 179 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,378 Why not? 180 00:14:57,993 --> 00:14:59,620 How do you know? You can't hear it. 181 00:15:00,262 --> 00:15:04,756 Listen, come on. I promise you it'll be okay. 182 00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:07,925 Just talk. It's me, okay? Just talk to me. 183 00:15:08,404 --> 00:15:10,929 Please? Please. Hey! 184 00:15:19,348 --> 00:15:22,715 -Take that, you Kraut bastards! -What are you doing? 185 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,978 -Killing Nazis. -How brave. 186 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:26,382 Don't hurt your thumbs. 187 00:15:29,124 --> 00:15:31,854 So now you're selling weed and turning tricks. 188 00:15:32,027 --> 00:15:34,427 A girl's gotta support two kids and a brother-in-law. 189 00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:37,258 Not after we turn that bakery into a gold mine. 190 00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:38,866 Just like the Jesus T-shirts... 191 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:41,366 -...and the ostrich farm, huh? -Yeah, you're right. 192 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:44,267 -Much better to be a pot dealer. -I'm not getting sucked... 193 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,807 -...into your bullshit right now. -Okay, tap into your higher power. 194 00:15:47,976 --> 00:15:52,140 If I could tap into my higher power, my fingers wouldn't be numb. 195 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:58,149 Mom! Mom! Mom, check this out. This is so cool. 196 00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:01,846 -Are you going out? -Yeah, sweetie, but we'll look at that... 197 00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:04,720 ...first thing in the morning, okay? Be good. 198 00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:09,496 -Hey, buddy, come hang out with me. -Pass. 199 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:31,712 Is it true what they say, that once a white woman's been with a carpenter... 200 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:33,115 ...she never goes back? 201 00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:36,314 Baby, when I nail something, it stays nailed. 202 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,917 Wait right here. 203 00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:42,493 I have cancer and jungle fever... 204 00:16:42,664 --> 00:16:46,498 ...and tonight one of them is going to get cured. 205 00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:56,828 Hey, sponsor. 206 00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:58,939 Hi. 207 00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:03,144 I'm really losing it. 208 00:18:03,812 --> 00:18:05,541 I need to talk to you. 209 00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:11,411 My girlfriend just broke up with me. 210 00:18:12,287 --> 00:18:14,187 No, no, no. 211 00:18:14,356 --> 00:18:17,189 I need to-- I need to see you. 212 00:18:20,195 --> 00:18:23,460 I'm sitting here with a joint in one hand and a lighter in the other... 213 00:18:23,632 --> 00:18:26,829 ...and I'm never gonna make it through the night. 214 00:18:27,302 --> 00:18:30,738 Please. Please, I'm begging you. 215 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:39,071 -You got a nice bedunkadunk. -Has this ever happened to you. 216 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:43,309 You've never heard an expression, and then you hear it twice in one day? 217 00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:44,850 Would you like some champagne? 218 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:48,421 No, thank you. Something tells me it's best to stay sober around you. 219 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:51,559 -Why would you say that? -I had to go through a metal detector... 220 00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:54,093 ...but you and your friends came through the back. 221 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,458 -That makes me nervous. -I make you nervous? 222 00:18:56,632 --> 00:18:59,123 The guns make me nervous, you make me curious. 223 00:18:59,301 --> 00:19:02,099 Says the white lady in the black club. 224 00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:06,235 -What's your story? -I came with Conrad. 225 00:19:06,408 --> 00:19:08,069 You buying or selling? 226 00:19:09,611 --> 00:19:13,843 I'm a suburban baroness of bud. Nancy. 227 00:19:14,016 --> 00:19:16,644 -Tusk. -Nice to meet you, Tusk. 228 00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:19,116 -What do you do? -I'm a businessman. 229 00:19:19,488 --> 00:19:21,217 Are you, now? 230 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,119 Do you have any kids? 231 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,590 I do. I have two boys and a girl. 232 00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:30,561 I have two boys. I'm not with them enough. 233 00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:33,292 How do you keep your business separate from your family? 234 00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:36,335 -They live in Atlanta. -Don't you miss them? 235 00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:40,134 I'd miss them more if they were dead. 236 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:43,176 -You got a man? -He died of a heart attack. 237 00:19:43,879 --> 00:19:46,211 He was fun. We had a good fit. 238 00:19:46,381 --> 00:19:49,179 Now I run around all day, and I don't have anyone to talk to. 239 00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:51,478 -You're talking to me. -What am I doing? 240 00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:54,952 You're doing what all of us are doing, baby. You're getting by. 241 00:20:01,863 --> 00:20:03,558 Lupita. 242 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,433 Still looking for something? 243 00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:08,159 I cleaning. 244 00:20:09,304 --> 00:20:12,137 Well, you want to help me build a pillow fort? 245 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,902 Okay. There's nothing to find here anyway. 246 00:20:16,078 --> 00:20:17,773 I get more pillows. 247 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,550 Lupita, hurry up. 248 00:20:41,236 --> 00:20:45,070 Me and my girlfriend, Vanessa, we loved to get high... 249 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,904 ...and have spiritually passionate, uninhibited sex. 250 00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:52,239 It wasn't even sex. It was better than sex. 251 00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:57,181 It was like a tantric mind-meld. 252 00:20:57,352 --> 00:20:59,843 Only, it was less mind and more meld. 253 00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:03,422 That's why I have to get wasted, you know, but.... 254 00:21:04,726 --> 00:21:07,786 I know it'll just make me miss Valerie even more... 255 00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:13,230 ...and the pain will be as bad as the sex was good. 256 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,427 -I get it. -No, I don't think you do. 257 00:21:15,604 --> 00:21:18,937 -I really loved Veronica. -No, believe me, I get it. 258 00:21:19,107 --> 00:21:22,406 Nothing used to make me happier than getting high... 259 00:21:22,577 --> 00:21:25,273 ...and having passionate uninhibited sex. 260 00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:27,639 Really? 261 00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:30,541 Yeah. In fact.... 262 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:34,885 -What? -I can't believe I'm telling you this. 263 00:21:37,325 --> 00:21:40,226 I can only climax if I'm high. 264 00:21:51,306 --> 00:21:52,933 Conrad.... 265 00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:34,881 -Focus. -Oh, God. 266 00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:37,848 Hey, Nance, come here. You gotta check this out. 267 00:22:38,019 --> 00:22:41,511 -Not right now, it's been a long night. -No, I think you need to see this. 268 00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:44,022 -What are we playing? -Terrorists. 269 00:22:44,192 --> 00:22:45,420 I'm hungry. 270 00:22:45,594 --> 00:22:50,224 You can eat once your precious government releases our prisoners. 271 00:22:50,398 --> 00:22:53,561 -Do you guys have Fruit Roll-Ups? -Silence! 272 00:22:53,735 --> 00:22:59,469 You American dogs have 24 hours to comply and leave our country, or else.... 273 00:22:59,641 --> 00:23:02,405 You are seriously twisted, Strange Botwin. 274 00:23:02,577 --> 00:23:04,875 Don't say my name, infidel! 275 00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:10,647 Hi, Mom. 276 00:23:13,989 --> 00:23:16,321 What am I gonna do with him? 277 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:19,021 He shot a mountain lion, he wrote a gangster rap. 278 00:23:19,194 --> 00:23:21,059 Now he's making terrorist videos. 279 00:23:21,229 --> 00:23:26,064 Yeah, and I melted army men, and I peed on the neighbors' kid... 280 00:23:26,234 --> 00:23:27,667 ...and I blew up frogs. 281 00:23:29,471 --> 00:23:32,565 I was young, and it was the Fourth of July... 282 00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:34,038 ...and Jude had dared me-- 283 00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:37,576 The point is that little boys do this shit, you know? 284 00:23:37,746 --> 00:23:39,839 Mostly because they're dumb... 285 00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:41,573 ...or they want attention. 286 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,411 Shane's not dumb. 287 00:23:43,585 --> 00:23:47,578 Now, on the bright side, I think we got a little Scorsese on our hands. 288 00:23:48,089 --> 00:23:50,057 Chicks love those cutting-edge directors. 289 00:23:50,225 --> 00:23:54,423 Man, that kid is gonna get laid by the time he's 1 1. 290 00:24:04,739 --> 00:24:06,832 Sweet dreams. 291 00:24:07,008 --> 00:24:09,476 I want a raise. 292 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,324 -You up, kiddo? -Yep. 293 00:24:30,498 --> 00:24:32,432 I saw your video. 294 00:24:35,103 --> 00:24:36,434 And? 295 00:24:37,739 --> 00:24:41,038 And the infidels are ready to meet your demands. 296 00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:16,938 You fucking better. 297 00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:16,938 You fucking better.