对已故父亲的意见。 On the late father advice...
我第一次成为一个小偷。 I first became a thief.
但后来我发现偷窃得到你的手切断。 but then I discovered thieving gets your hands cut off.
或用锤子砸你的位。 or your bits smashed with a hammer.
或挂像我父亲。 or hanged... like my father.
所以我放弃了作为一个小偷，并做了退而求其次。 So I gave up being a thief and did the next best thing.
我加入教会。 I joined the church.
不是作为一个牧师，虽然它具有良好的应用前景。 Not as a priest, though it has good prospect.
没有。 No.
作为一个画家。艺术家。 As a painter. An artist.
我可以做这一切。 I could do it all.
天使，魔鬼，处女和修女。 Angels, devils, virgins and nuns.
画上的天使线是不是谋生了一个糟糕的方式。 Painting bones on angels is not a bad way of earning a living.
我很高兴。 And I was happy.
然后一切都变了。 Then everything changed.
不只是为我为大家。 Not just for me... For everyone.
富人，穷人，大家。 The rich, the poor, everyone...
这个男孩，洛伦佐，他总是麻烦。总是推他的运气。 This boy, Lorenzo, he always in trouble. Always pushing his luck.
洛伦佐是一个赌徒，一个胜利者，但他的运气已经用完了。 Lorenzo's a gambler, a winner, but his luck has run out.
这个时候，他赢得了对错误的人。 This time he won against the wrong person.
Gerbino德拉ratta 。 Gerbino Della Ratta.
他们有这样的战斗，你看到。和gerbino是一个不好的失败者。 They had this fight you see. And Gerbino's a bad loser.
一个非常糟糕的失败者。 A really bad loser.
Gerbino德拉ratta会反感的赌注失去脏袜子。 Gerbino Della Ratta would resent losing a dirty sock in a wager.
这是什么样的人，他是。 That's the kind of person he is.
来这里和我打。 Come down here and fight me.
所以你可以把这样的在我的脸颊上的伤疤？ So you can put a scar like that on my cheek?
我已经提高你的外表，你丑狗屎。 I've improved your looks, you ugly shit.
但我实在太漂亮。 but I'm far too beautiful.
你接下来。 You're next.
成狗屎，属于你的地方。 Into the shit, where you belong.
为什么他还活着，andreuccio？ Why is he still alive, Andreuccio?
我告诉你，我要他死了。 I told you, I want him dead.
洛伦佐·德·宁柏迪是不是第一次有pampinea anastagi的事情。 Lorenzo De Lamberti was not the first to have a thing for Pampinea Anastasi.
尽管他是最后一个承认。 Although he was the last one to admit.
最富有的女孩在城里。 pampinea是没有那么多被宠坏。 The richest girl in town. Pampinea is not so much spoiled...
作为华丽的溺爱。 as laviously as overindulged.
可怜的小富家女。 Poor little rich girl.
但那是瘟疫之前。现在不要。 But that was before the plague. Not now.
一切都变了。 Everything changed.
即使pampinea 。 Even for Pampinea.
洛伦佐，快！ Lorenzo, quick!
Gerbino等待着你在你的房子。 Gerbino waiting for you’re at your house.
他不会休息，直到你死了。 He won't rest until you're dead.
滚出。现在！ Get the hell out. Now!
已经画了骨头上14的天使，我仍在等待支付。 Having painted the bones on 14 angels, I was still waiting to be paid.
- 你告诉他？ - 他还在睡觉。 - Did you tell him? - He's still asleep.
那里等候。 Wait there.
有。 There.
瘟疫。只是我的运气。 Plague. Just my luck.
看起来我们没有得到支付。 Looks like we're not getting paid.
回家。你在这里做。 Go home. Your done here.
然后我听到的声音。 Then I heard voices.
来和我们一起。牧师吧！ Come and join us. Priest, right!
他们得到了这一切！ They got it all!
食物，钱。 Food, money.
，当然，关键的修道院。 And of course, the key to the convent.
所有那些美丽的修女。 All those beautiful nuns.
有传言说，gerbino德拉ratta是有点短了他的设备。 Rumor has it, Gerbino Della Ratta is a bit short on his equipment.
你知道，没有多少事情在裤兜处楼下。 You know, not much going on downstairs in the trouser department.
这很有趣，因为我一直以为自己是最大的家伙在城里。 It's funny, cause I always thought he was the biggest dick in town.
Pampinea 。 Pampinea.
我给我的同情。 I offer my sympathy.
- 谢谢。 - 这是一个悲剧。 - Thank you. - It's a tragedy.
这场瘟疫。 This plague...
可怕的。可怕的。悲剧。 Terrible. Terrible. Tradegy.
你会怎么做现在，pampinea？ What would you do now, Pampinea?
我答应嫁给伯爵捷尔任斯基。 I promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky.
他在他的途中在这里从俄罗斯娶我。 He's on his way here from Russia to marry me.
感谢您的帮助。 Thank you for your assistance.
Pampinea 。 Pampinea.
在他去世前，你父亲让我来保护你。 Before he died, your father asked me to protect you.
- 从什么？ - 他的遗产。 - From what? - His estate.
他在债务。大量的债务，他的生意失败。 He was in debt. Massive in debt, with his business failing.
谁？谁是他的债务？ To who? To who was he in debt?
商务人士。商家。但我向他们支付过。 Business people. Merchants. But I paid them off.
你呢？ You?
这是什么被称为担保贷款。 It's what's known as a secured loan.
你的父亲向我借过钱，支付他的债务。 Your father borrowed money from me, to pay his debt...
针对这所房子和安全的所有他的其他资产。 against the security of this house and all his other assets.
这一切。这一切都不属于他的了。 All this. None of this belong to him anymore
- 谁它属于他们？ - 我。 - Who does it belong to then? - Me.
除非你给我的钱，他欠。 Unless you pay me the money he owe.
你不必担心pampinea，我在这里为你。 You don't have to worry that Pampinea, I am here for you.
你父亲和我讨论过这之前，他死了，他同意。 Your father and I discussed this before he died, and he agreed.
- 同意呢？ - 你应该嫁给我吧。 - Agreed to what? - That you should marry me.
我答应嫁给伯爵捷尔任斯基！ I'm promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky!
这是一个严重的包办婚姻。你爸爸告诉我，在他去世前。 This is a badly arranged marriage. Your father told me before he died...
他更喜欢我。 He much prefer me.
Pampinea，我是专门给你。 Pampinea, I am devoted to you.
嫁给我吧。 Marry me.
我是你的指挥。 I'm your to command.
我可以吻你的手？ May I kiss your hand?
这一直是一个问题，是不是。你知道。政教合一。 That always been a problem isn’t it. You know. Theocracy.
她应该已经做了一些关于。 She should've done something about that
它不花费什么，不是吗？ it doesn’t cost anything, does it?
嘿，你！哪里这条路导致？ Hey you! Where does this road lead?
- 赌你不知道我在做什么？ - 不，不是真的。没有。 - Bet your wondering what I'm doing? - No, not really. No.
- 我的朋友。 - 什么是他的事？是他喝醉了吗？ - My friend. - What's the matter with him? Is he drunk?
- 无猜。 - 他是死了吗？ - No... Guess. - Is he dead?
没错！很好的猜测！ Right! Good guess!
我是死了，检查出。 。 "I am dead, check out.. "
请告诉我，哪里这条路导致？ Please tell me, where does this road lead to?
我要告诉你答案这一个。 I'm gonna tell you the answer to this one
因为你永远也猜不到，我们会站在这里整天。 because you'll never guess and we'll be standing here all day.
- 这就是我的想法。 - 这条路导致。 - That's what I was thinking. - This road lead to...
等待它的心脏出血的神圣姐妹。 Wait for it... the Sacred Sisters of the Bleeding Heart.
修道院。什么是他在修道院做什么？ The convent. What was he doing in a convent?
什么是他在修道院做什么？我们会给你一个线索。 What was he doing in a convent? We'll give you a clue.
- 他在那里工作的 - 园丁？ - He was working there as a... - A Gardener?
便又！很巧。 Right again! Very clever.
- 他们需要一个新的园丁？ - 你有特殊技能。 - Do they need a new gardener? - Do you have special skills.
这不是一个技巧问题，他有特殊技能。 That's not a trick question, he has special skills.
- 像什么，要死了吗？ - 没有。猜。猜！ - Like what, dying? - No. Guess. Guess!
- 我不知道。我应该如何地狱知道吗？ - 不要弄脏。 - I don't know. How the hell should I know? - Don't get dirty.
- 什么话，有什么？ ！ - 呜，共同发展！ - What then, what?! - Ow, together!
- 来吧，告诉我！ - 他是个聋子，哑巴。 - Come on, tell me! - He was deaf, and dumb.
聋，哑因此。我告诉你，他有特殊技能。 Deaf, therefore dumb. I told you, he had special skills.
是又聋又哑不是一种技能。这是一个障碍。 Being deaf and dumb is not a skill. It's a handicap.
对他来说不是。再见！ For him it weren't. Bye!
你好！我敢打赌，你想知道什么，我。 Hello there! I bet your wondering what I...
直接从天上。 Straight from heaven.
他是美丽的。 He's beautiful.
强。 Strong.
看着他。他的。 Look at him. He's...
美丽的。 Beautiful.
- 是他受伤了吗？ - 我不知道。 - Is he hurt? - I don't know.
你认为我们应该脱下外套，看他是否打破任何骨头？ Do you think we should take off his coat to see if he broken any bones?
我想我们应该。 I think we should...
只是要确定。 Just to be sure.
我们应该开始？ Where should we start?
轮到你。 Your turn.
他的嘴。吻他的嘴。 His mouth. Kiss his mouth.
姐妹吗？ Sisters?
母亲，他还活着。 Mother, He's alive.
他什么也没说母亲。我们相信他是又聋又哑。 He has said nothing mother. We believe he's deaf and dumb.
你能听见吗？ Can you hear?
你能说话？ Can you... speak?
奇迹。 A miracle.
天使。他从天降。 An angel. He fell from heaven.
带他去浴室。 Take him to the bathroom.
清理他的。 Clean him.
第一次在她的生活。 。 For the first time in her life..
Pampinea anastagi感到需要的朋友。 Pampinea Anastasi feels the need for friends.
菲洛梅娜！ Filomena!
你告诉别人？ Did you tell the others?
我们满足他们在教堂。 We meet them in the church.
好吧，你很多。在前面的女孩，男孩退后一步。 Alright you lot. Girls in front, boys step back.
喹啉，我没想到会在这里见到你，我必须说。 Quino, I didn't expect to see you here, I must say.
可以这样说，但你不许说话。 You can say, but you’re not allow to talk.
没问题，我敢肯定，你有足够的说给大家，对我来说。 No problem, I'm sure you have enough to say for everyone, for me.
- 这是你想结婚的女孩？ - 不能等。 - This is the girl you wanted to marry? - Can't wait.
我可以吃她还活着。 I could eat her alive.
我父亲有一个乡下的家。别墅。 My father has a house in the country. A villa.
我们都可以去那里躲避瘟疫。 We could all go there to escape the plague.
好让我们去。 Good... let’s go.
我的父母遗愿是我结婚数捷尔任斯基。 My parent's dying wish was I to marry Count Dzerzhinsky.
婚礼将在别墅。 The marriage will take place at the villa.
你将所有的嘉宾。 You'll all be the guest.
Pampinea 。这是一个包办婚姻，是吗？ Pampinea. This is an arranged marriage, yes?
也许你应该尝试一下先。至少看看。 Maybe you should try it first. At least take a look.
梅丽莎！ Melissa!
这是一个侮辱pampinea承诺贞操。 That is an insult to Pampinea's pledge to chastity.
- 我们都是处女这里。 - 是的，但有些人比其他人更处女。 - We're all virgins here. - Yes, but some are more virgin than others.
为自己说话。 Speak for yourself.
我宁死也不结婚前放弃我的贞操。 I would rather die than relinquish my virginity before marriage.
我一直以为你有事情洛伦佐。 I always thought you had a thing for Lorenzo.
这是什么？ What's this?
你在这里做的一切吗？ What are you doing here all of you?
祈祷。 Praying.
我们祈祷死者。 We're praying for the dead.
你想离开这个城市中的任何一个，可能被证明极其危险的。 Any one of you thinking of leaving the city, could prove extremely dangerous.
回家，大家。像好孩子。 Go home, all of you. Like good children.
我承认这两个。他们是朋友代宁柏迪的。 I recognized these two. They're friends of Di Lamberti.
或许，我们应该采取散步。 Perhaps, we should take a walk.
我知道我应该闭紧嘴巴。 I knew I should have kept my mouth shut.
我该怎么照顾？ What do I care?
即使他要杀死他们。 Even if he was going to kill them.
然后我听到那些该死的噪音再次。 Then I heard those damn noise again.
闭上嘴！闭上嘴！闭上你的嘴。 Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut...
闭上嘴！ Keep your mouth shut!
哦，什么是地狱！我也有一个很大的陷阱。 Oh what the hell! I did have a big trap.
你！所有你离开。 You! All of you leave.
把你的剑和离开教堂！ Take your swords and leave the church!
这是gerbino德拉ratta 。 This is Gerbino Della Ratta.
没有人跟他说话像。 No one speaks to him like that.
这是神的殿，和我说话嗓门。 This is the house of God, and I speak with his voice.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是神的仆人。我说，他的声音。 I'm the servant of God. I speak with his voice.
你跑过我们的主。你什么时候拿最后的表白？ You ran across of our Lord. When did you last take your confession?
行走街头的瘟疫，偷了你的灵魂。 The plague that walks our streets, steals our soul.
它是世界末日。 It’s the Armageddon.
再次看到你的脸？ See your face again?
我相信你的血液，将其发送给您的制造商。 I'll take your blood, send it to your maker.
Gerbino！ Gerbino!
他是死了吗？洛伦佐·迪宁柏迪？ Is he dead? Lorenzo Di Lamberti?
如果我是你，我会认为他死了。 If I were you, I'll consider him dead
我从来没有谈过，这样的胡说八道在我所有的生活。 I've never talked, such bollocks in all my life.
感谢上帝，作为一个牧师。 。 Thank God for being a priest..
是这样的吗？ Is this it?
我还以为你会说可以得到一个马车？ I thought you'd say could get a carriage?
这是叔叔布鲁诺。 This is Uncle Bruno.
他不是很亮，但他非常强的。 He's not very bright but he's very strong.
是不是正确的叔叔布鲁诺？ Isn’t that right Uncle Bruno?
他是一个处女。是不是你叔叔布鲁诺？ And he's a virgin. Aren't you Uncle Bruno?
我是。我节省了自己。 I am. I'm saving myself.
- 那是谁？ - 这是牧师，父亲tindero 。 - Who's that? - It's the priest, Father Tindero.
如果这是一场婚礼，你需要一个牧师。 If this to be a wedding, you'll need a priest.
后在一个正方形挂绕了几个小时，等待pampinea 。 After hanging around in a square for a couple of hours, waiting for Pampinea.
我们发现她去修道院。 We discover she'd gone to a convent
大概从gerbino逃脱，等待她的俄语计数。 presumeably to escape from Gerbino and wait for her Russian Count.
有什么更好的地方来保存她的童贞不是其中包括处女？ What better place to preserve her virginity than amongst other virgins?
还是让她觉得。 Or so she thought.
- 谁的那个人吗？ - 他是我们的园丁。 - Who's that man? - He's our gardener.
从天上发送。 Sent from heaven.
- 他死了又哑。 - 什么？ - He's dead and dumb. - What?
他不能听到或说一句话。 He can't hear or speak a word.
有多难过。他看起来好像他有很多要说的自己。 How sad. He looks as if he have alot to say for himself.
听到没有邪恶，说话没有邪恶。 Hear no evil, speak no evil.
来这里！ Come here!
现在嫉妒是一件有趣的事情。 Now jealousy is a funny thing.
它悄悄地对你。带你措手不及。 It creeps up on you. Take you by surprise.
心烦意乱，pampinea俄罗斯数已经从她的脑海里滑落。 Distracted, Pampinea's Russian Count have slipped from her mind.
那是什么？ What is that?
我在这里。你好。 I am here. Hello.
我把礼物给你，你的妻子和你的女儿。 I bring gifts for you, your wife and your daughter.
很快就被我的妻子。 Soon to be my wife.
你是pampinea的父亲，是吗？ You are Pampinea's father, Yes?
我是pampinea的父亲。没有。 I am Pampinea's father. No
不是吗？ No?
我是gerbino德拉ratta，pampinea丈夫是。 I am Gerbino Della Ratta, Pampinea's husband to be.
主席先生，一直是一个错误。 Sir, there has been a mistake.
Pampinea anastagi应该嫁给我。 Pampinea Anastasi is suppose to be married to me.
算上。你不介意我给你打电话的计数？ Count. You don't mind me calling you a Count?
你看起来像一个大的数给我。 You look like a big Count to me...
Pampinea anastagi很快就被我的妻子。 Pampinea Anastasi soon to be my wife.
你刚才没听到它就是一个错误。 You just didn't hear about it... That is a mistake.
所以你给我。 So you bring me
从诺夫哥罗德一路告诉我，那pampinea anastagi 。 all the way from Novgorod to tell me, that Pampinea Anastasi...
嫁给一个男人，谁是老得足以当她父亲？ is marrying a man, who is old enough to be her father?
我没带你来这里，但我建议你离开。 I did not bring you here, but I suggest you leave.
佛罗伦萨是非常糟糕的健康，在每年的这个时候。 Florence is very bad for the health at this time of year.
Gerbino德拉ratta 。 Gerbino Della Ratta.
德拉老鼠吧？ Della Rat... Huh?
老鼠是一个毛茸茸的小动物。是吗？ A rat is a small furry animal. Yes?
是的。 Yes.
是的，我认为很多。 Yes, I thought that much.
先生！ Sir!
我很扁，仆人pampinea anastagi 。她的安全和幸福。 I'm Linguino, servant to Pampinea Anastasi. She's safe and well.
不管你听到了什么，正在等待您的到来。 And no matter what you hear, is waiting for your arrival...
这封信会给你怎么去她的别墅在全国的说明。 This letter will give you instructions on how to get to her villa in the country.
她会在那里等你的婚礼。 She'll meet you there for the wedding.
先生，你是在这里的危险。你想直接坐车到了别墅。 Sir, you are in danger here. You want to ride straight to the villa.
在那里，只要你能。 Be there as soon as you can.
对于pampinea，我会做到这一点。 For Pampinea, I will do this.
我们知道你听不见我们，或对我们说话。 We know you cannot hear us or speak to us.
但对我们来说，你是如此美丽像一个天使。 But to us, you are so beautiful like an angel
从天上发送给我们带来的快乐。 sent from heaven to bring us joy.
我们祈祷。 And we pray
上帝会恢复讲话的奇迹，你和你的听力。 that God might restore the miracle of speech to you and your hearing.
这样就可以听到鸟儿唱歌。 So that you can hear the birds sing and...
- 得到它！ - 我是！ - Get on with it! - I am!
- 他不知道你在说什么。 - 那你就去做！ - He has no idea what you're saying. - Then you do it!
我们知道，今天早上，你见过姐姐卡特里纳在果园。 We know that this morning, you met Sister Catherina in the orchards
然后姐姐梅利莎公测的粮仓。 and then Sister Melissabeta in the granary.
我们希望你给他们。 We want what you gave them.
而我们现在就要。 And we want it now.
来吧。 Come on.
还有佛罗伦萨，有我在，贴在车。 There to Florence, there I was, stuck on the cart.
这个叔叔布鲁诺放屁多马。 This Uncle Bruno farting more than the horse.
而错过兰迪 - 裤撞大约是处女。 and Miss randy-pant banging about being a virgin.
事实是，那些滔滔不绝的吧，等不及做。 Truth is, those that rattle on about it, can’t wait to do it.
神，还有她又来了。 God, there she goes again.
我很自豪我的童贞，梅丽莎的。所以是dioneo 。 I'm very proud of my virginity, Melissa. And so is Dioneo.
男友，dioneo 。 The boyfriend, Dioneo.
他从终端迟到患以及。 He's suffering from terminal randiness as well.
从来没有做过这在他的生活。 Never done it in his life.
Dioneo！ Dioneo!
我们不做爱沉迷。不是吗？ We don't indulge in sex. Do we?
不能在光天化日之下，在马路中间，我们不。没有。 Not in broad daylight, in the middle of the road, we don't. No.
我说，我们相信在婚前没有性。 I say, we believe in no sex before marriage.
我们很高兴地等待，不是吗？ We're happy to wait, aren't we?
我永远爱。 Forever my love.
骗子。 Liar.
那是谁？ Who's that?
他们在向我们挥手？ Are they waving at us?
不，我认为他们是在向我招手。 No, I think they're waving at me.
看到他们想要的东西。很快，他们来之前！ See what they want. Quick before they come!
我呢？ Me?
运行他们进入菲洛梅娜之前！ Run before they come into Filomena!
没有，没有。你去。你去。 No, No. You go. You go.
我们希望任何牛奶或面包？ Do we want any milk or bread?
他们说他们的产品是很新鲜。 They said their produce is very fresh...
我们可能要品尝它，回到自己的农场。 and we might want to sample it, back at their farm.
为时已晚。 It’s too late.
我们可以得到他们。来吧。 We can get to them. Come on.
来吧！ Come on!
帮助自己。 Help yourself.
鲜牛奶，还有它是。 Fresh milk, there it is.
你怎么弄的牛奶出来呢？ How do you get milk out of that?
城市男生。 City boys.
我们来自哪里，奶来了罐子里出来。 Where we come from, milk come out of the jug.
我敢打赌，你能做到这一点，如果你试图。 I bet you could do it, if you tried.
我们展示了。 Show us.
这是它是如何做。 This is how it’s done.
看看它是如何很好地适应融入我的手？ See how its fit nicely fit into my hands?
我喜欢在我手里这个东西。没有你，米拉？ I love this thing in my hands. Don't you, Mira?
精彩。 Wonderful.
你几乎可以说一点更坚定的将是更好的。 You'd almost say a little firmer would be better.
太晚了，现在不能停下。 Too late, can't stop now.
把它牢牢地掌握在你的手中，并挤压。 Take it firmly in your hands, and squeeze.
中风了。 Stroke up.
拉。 And pull.
我喜欢这个。 I love this.
它的到来。我能感觉到。 It’s coming. I can feel it.
小强？快一点？ A little strong? A little faster?
它的到来！ It's coming!
乳白色，热。 Milky white, hot.
请！ yesona，让做吧！ Please! Yesona, let do it!
Dioneo 。只是你这是干什么用的牛？ Dioneo. Just what are you doing with that cow?
Yesona，让做吧！ ？ "Yesona, let do it!?"
恶心。恶心。 Disgusting. Disgusting.
- 我告诉你，我们是不是有奶。 - 有女仆。 - I told you, we wasn't there for the milk. - There's the maid.
那些不应该接触！还记得吗？ Those shou not touch! Remember?
包括野兽和谷仓，与山雀和毛茸茸的腋窝特别是那些。 That include beasts and barns, especially ones with tits and hairy armpits.
杰克琼斯，结束了！你永远不会和我做，只要你活着！ 。 Piss off, it’s over! You'll never have sex with me as long as you live!.
一段时间后，我听说牛被情绪不安。 Sometime later, I heard that the cow was emotional disturbed...
通过这些事件，也再没有给奶。 by these events, and never gave milk again.
牛差。 Poor cow.
这是一个什么样的罪，你刚才说的。与其他两个。 It's a sin what you just said. And the other two.
是的，你的权利。 Yes, your right.
它是一种罪过。美味的罪恶。 It’s a sin. A delicious sin.
你在一天之四！你应该感到羞耻。 The four of you in one day! You should be ashamed.
我觉得你的嫉妒。 I think your jealous.
呵呵。 Huh
我希望你会淹死。 I hope you'll drown.
得到他，现在！ Get him, now!
Andreuccio 。 Andruccio.
那是什么？ What's that?
看到了吗？ See that?
这是梦幻般的。我想要的！ It's fantastic. I want that!
让我说！ Get me that!
你的屁股，？ ！ Up your ass,?!
你要走了，爸爸？ Are you leaving, Father?
从教堂gerbino 。 From the church... Gerbino.
他怕我，不是吗？ He was afraid of me, wasn't he?
他怕你穿在你的脖子十字架。 He was afraid of the cross you wear around your neck.
请允许我做一个小的观察。 Allow me to make a small observation.
所有这些讨论童贞。 All this talk of virginity.
是吗？ Yes?
一个吻的嘴不会失去其新鲜感。 A kissed mouth doesn't lose its freshness.
像月亮，它的新的上升再次。 like the moon, its rises new again.
- 很有诗意我敢肯定。 - 只是一个观察。 - Very poetic I'm sure. - Just an observation.
这不是我说。 It wasn't me that said it.
怎么样的婚礼？ What about the wedding?
我会在那里。 I'll be there.
但首先，我不得不做出我自己的朝圣。 But first I had to make a pilgrimage of my own.
Yesona 。 Yesona.
Yesona！ Yesona!
Yesona，我在这里。 Yesona, I'm here.
我爱你，我亲爱的。 I love you my dear.
叶塞尼亚，让我们这搭到日落。 Yesona, let’s take this ride into the sunset.
你这肮脏恶心的野兽！ You filthy disgusting beast!
每天我看到你我吸引到你。 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you.
每天晚上我睡我与你。 Every night I sleep... I am with you.
每天。 Everyday...
每天晚上。 Every night.
我想我放屁了你菲洛梅娜，这是它的真相。 I think it farted up with you Filomena, that's the true of it.
好了，说到放屁，叔叔布鲁诺，你应该知道。 Well, when it comes to farting, Uncle Bruno, you should know.
Dioneo 。 Dioneo...
Dioneo！ Dioneo!
停止这种生闷气！ Stop this sulking!
我不是生闷气。 I'm not sulking.
请dioneo 。看着我。 Please, Dioneo. Look at me.
看着我。 Look at me.
我不是故意要叫你肮脏的野兽。 I didn't mean to call you a filthy beast.
一个亲爱的梨。蜂蜜少许黄瓜。 A sweetie pear. Little honey cucumber.
拜托，我又不是小孩，或黄瓜。 Please, I'm not a child, or a cucumber.
但我爱你。我爱你，黄瓜。 But I love you. I love you, cucumber.
- 我爱你。 - 这只是一个梦。 - I love you. - It was only a dream.
我永远不会对你不忠，你知道。 I would never be unfaithful to you, you know that.
你知道，这就像是。 You know, it’s like being...
被狗舔过，当你做到这一点，它确实是。 licked by a dog when you do that, it really is.
哎听我。我爱你，我原谅你。 Hey listen to me. I love you and I forgive you.
看看。你原谅了适当的吻。 Look. Your forgiven with a proper kiss.
另有。 And another.
Dioneo 。 Dioneo.
现在停止这种。 Stop this now.
我呢？ Me?
DIO，吻我。 Dio, kiss me.
吻我。 Kiss me.
我的上帝。那是什么？ My God. What’s that?
你觉得它是什么？ What do you think it is?
当我们结婚。很快。你会看到。 When we're married. Soon. You'll see.
什么是宝我对你的。 What a treasure I have for you.
给我给我。 。给我的宝藏！ Give me Give me.. Give me the treasure!
给我的宝藏！请。 Give me the treasure! Please.
发生了什么？ dioneo！这是怎么回事？ What's happening? Dioneo! What's going on?
我的上帝！发生了什么事？ My God! What happened?
没有。没有。 Nothing. Nothing.
它可能是什么给你，dioneo dugalante， It may be nothing to you, Dioneo Dugalante,
但它是一个耻辱，羞辱我！ but it’s a disgrace and humiliation to me!
一吻，看看你做了什么！ One kiss and look what you've done!
你有你的手。走出我的战利品。 You had your hand. Get out of my loot.
我做这样的事。这是你的麻烦。 I did nothing of the sort. That's the trouble with you.
你只是不知道什么时候停止。 You just don't know when to stop.
你好，我有点疯花。 Hello my little crazy flower.
好戏。 Good show.
这边请。 This way please.
梅丽莎！ Melissa!
我是亚历山德罗菲菲。 I am Alessandro Felice.
我是你的主人。 And I am your host.
欢迎。 Welcome.
你不是我们的主人，我们是不是你的客人。 You're not our host and we are not your guests.
我们是我们的囚犯。 We are your prisoners.
告诉我们你的身体。 Show us your body.
如此美丽。全世界都在等待一个像你这样的女孩。 So beautiful. The world is waiting for girls like you.
你走？ Have you travelled?
我去过锡耶纳。 I've been to Sienna.
西耶娜？ Sienna?
那么你必须跟我来突尼斯。你会喜欢它那里。 Then you must come with me to Tunisia. You'll like it there.
- 哪里是突尼斯？ - 非洲。 - Where is Tunisia? - Africa.
- 你为什么去非洲？ - 你说她刚才说什么？ - Why are you going to Africa? - What did she just say?
并努力。当然。 And to work. Of course.
你的意思，工作？ What you mean, work?
这很容易。它是放松的工作。 It's easy. It's relaxing work.
你会花大部分时间在你的背上。 You'll will spend most of the time on your back.
- 我死了。 - 可以总是被布置。 - Over my dead body. - That can be always be arranged.
我的上帝，他要。 ？ My god... He wants to...?
这就是他的意思是不是？ That is what he means isn't it?
我们该怎么办呢？ What are we gonna do?
你有没有看到他看着我们的方式吗？ Did you see the way he looked at us?
他的帅。他的性感。 He's handsome. He's sexy.
你是什么意思？ What do you mean?
看看，如果你想获得活着离开这里，我们就必须采取控制。 Look, if you want to get out of here alive, we've just have to take control.
通过鼻子导致这些dickheads 。 Lead these dickheads by the nose.
这就是俗称的厨师宫殿。 These is what commonly known... as a Chef Palace.
坐下来，做一个好孩子。 Sit down and be a good boy.
在把这些。 Put these on.
你接下来。 You’re next.
我不会我也不会放弃。 。 I will not... I will not... relinquish..
我的宝贝珍贵的宝石。 My precious... precious... jewel.
直到我的戴安娜。 Not until my Diana...
满足我的阿波罗。 meet my Apollo...
和女神维纳斯载我。 And the goddess Venus carries me...
哦，请带我。 Oh please carry me.
我木星的门槛。 to the threshold... of my Jupiter.
谁是这些人？ Who are these guys?
喜欢你。 Like... You.
我已经等了向往。 I have waited... longing...
但尽管如此，我的木星有没有来。 But still, my Jupiter has not come.
我祈祷他来。 I pray him to come.
渴望他来。 Yearn him to come.
你，我的美味？ You, my delicious?
你是我的木星。 You are my Jupiter.
菲洛梅娜。请不要让他们带我走。我需要一个凌晨！ Filomena. Please don't let them take me away. I need a wee!
哦闭嘴，愚蠢的屁！ Oh shut up, stupid fart!
你一定要挺住！ You have to hold on!
- 发生了什么事？ - 这是无聊。 - What happened? - It was boring.
所有他想做的事是看。 All he wanted to do was look.
让我周围的钢管舞没有我的内裤，那就是吧。 Made me dance around the pole without my knickers and that was it.
你从哪里得到的？ Where did you get that?
- 我旁边。 - 跟着我，这样做其实和我一样。得到它了？ - I'm next. - Follow me, do actually as I do. Got it?
君子。 Gentlemen.
先生们！ Gentlemen!
你的队长有我们给你，为你高兴。 Your captain has us to you, for your delight.
为您的喜悦！ For your delight!
华友世纪。 Hurray.
这是可爱的菲洛梅娜。 This is the lovely Filomena.
一个弧度的美我会想你会同意。 A rad beauty I'll think you'll agree.
你可曾见过这样辉煌的乳房？ Have you ever seen such glorious breasts?
他们展示。 Show them.
他们喜欢我！ They like me!
先生们，让我们听到了菲洛梅娜的乳房。 Gentlemen, let hear it for Filomena's breasts.
现在，每一个猫都知道，世界上只有一件事事项。 Now, every pussy knows that there is only one thing matters.
谁得到第一次去。 Who get to go first...
而一到最后去。 And the one to go last.
谁是镇上最大的猫？ Who is the biggest tomcat in town?
我，我，我，我！ Me, Me, Me, Me!
只有一个办法做到这一点。关闭。让他们把。 There is only one way to do it. Off. Get them off.
让我们来看看铲球。 Let's get a look at the tackles.
走吧。一起走，在一条线上，在一条线上。 Come along. Come along, in a line, in a line.
所有男孩一起。不要害羞。 All boys together. Don't be shy.
在数到三，你大娘们土匪。 On the count to three, you big butch bandits.
丢弃这些潜鸟。 Drop those loons.
1 。 One
二！ Two!
三！ Three!
精彩壮观。 Wonderful... Magnificent.
不料男子气概在其所有的荣耀。 Behold... manhood in all its glory.
天啊，我从来没有见过的人之前！ God, I never seen one before!
- 现在，有他们的全军！ - 让我们来仔细看看。 - Now, there's a whole army of them! - Let's take a closer look.
顺序，请订购。你站直了！ Order, please, order. You, stand up straight!
让我看看。 Let me see.
我认为你应该换地方与他。 I think you should swap places with him.
你跟他。 And you with him.
更好的。 Better.
它在哪里？ Where is it?
哦，还有它。 Oh, there is it.
这是非常小的。 That's very small...
和shrively 。 and shrively.
- 我希望不是都喜欢吗？ - 非常感谢。 - I hope theirs not all like that? - Thanks very much.
看起来像结束。没有你，梅丽莎？ Looks like the end. Don't you, Melissa?
就行了，砍斫。 Off you go, chop chop.
精彩的展示，出色地完成大家。 Wonderful display, well done everyone.
现在，这是它。 Now this is it.
那一刻你都一直在等待。 The moment you've all been waiting for.
谁先走？ Who... goes first?
我们做什么，先从最大的和你的工作方式下。 We do, start with the biggest and work your way down.
没有！ 。最小的开始小和工作方式了。 No!. The smallest... start small and work your way up.
我们都开始在中间，并用自己的方式工作，以结束。 We both start in the middle, and work your way to the end.
- 我是最小的，我先走了。 - 你想，然后再持续多久？ - I'm the smallest, I go first. - You want first, then last?
看你说什么，大旋钮！ Watch what you say, big knob!
- 你问一个扑通。 - 尝试一下本作的大小。 - Your asking for a thump. - Try this for size.
没错，就是这样。 Right, that's it.
吉诺！ Gino!
我接下来。来吧吉诺，锥1 。赶快！ Me next. Come on Gino, Cone one. Hurry up!
玩乐？ Having fun?
这是什么意思在你的尸体？ 。 What does it mean "over your dead body?".
顽皮的人。 Naughty man.
现在来她不想听到的消息。 Now comes the news she didn't want to hear.
计数已经抵达佛罗伦萨。 The Count has arrived in Florence.
现在pampinea有一个矛盾。 Now Pampinea has a dilemma.
请问她觉得感情左右独自离开洛伦佐与所有那些修女？ How does she feels about feeling leaving Lorenzo alone with all those nuns?
你怎么知道的？ How to you know this?
我听到他唱歌花园。 I heard him, singing in the garden.
- 你是一定的？ - 非常。 - You are certain? - Very.
他有一个美丽的声音。 He has a beautiful voice.
它会仅仅是令人难以抗拒。 It'd just be hard to resist.
再见，谢谢。 Goodbye... and Thank you.
屠夫在这里。他带了刀。一个非常锋利的刀。 The butcher's here. He brought a knife. A very sharp knife.
他随时准备切断你的。 His ready to cut off your...
请！ Please!
奇迹！ A miracle!
我可以说话！ I can speak!
出去！ Get out!
WANKER 。 Wanker.
你是人？ Are you human?
没有。我是该池的精神。 No. I'm the spirit of this pool.
一个女巫。 An enchantress.
我认为很多。 I thought that much.
现在我是在你的咒语？ And... am I now under your spell?
是的。现在你已经喝了水。 Yes. Now that you have drunk the water.
你在我的法术。 You're under my spell.
你从哪里来的？ Where did you come from?
你成了之前女巫。 Before you became... an enchantress.
佛罗伦萨。 Florence.
你在哪里前往？ Where are you travelling to?
一个婚礼。 To a wedding.
- 你的新娘？ - 如果我是新娘。 - Are you the bride? - If I were the bride...
我的方式要结婚，你会是新郎？ on my way to be married... Would you be the groom?
还有，喜欢你，我也前往参加婚礼，但如果。 Well, like you I'm also travelling to a wedding but if...
一次偶然的机会。 by chance...
你要告诉我。你的名字。 you were to tell me. that your name...
是pampinea anastagi然后。 is Pampinea Anastasi then...
我的生活会是完全的。 my life would be complete.
因为你是毫无疑问。 Because you are, without question...
最美丽的女人，我见过。 the most beautiful women, I have ever seen.
如果我是pampinea anastagi，那么你一定要。 If I'm Pampinea Anastasi, then you must be...
梅德维亚切斯拉夫·亚历山大·捷尔任斯基。 Dimitri Vyacheslav Alexander Dzerzhinski.
亚历山大的第一个儿子彼得·阿布捷尔任斯基。 First son of Alexander Piotr Abramovich Dzerzhinski.
从诺夫哥罗德和你的王国。 From the kingdom of Novgorod and you...
你是pampinea anastagi，很快就被我的新娘。请问这是不是真的？ you are Pampinea Anastasi, soon to be my bride. Is this is not true?
没有。我是一个女巫。 No. I'm an enchantress.
你已经回答了我的电话。 And you have answered my call.
在这个特殊的时刻。 At that special moment...
当一个女人必须使她的礼物。 when a woman must make her gift.
她的珍贵的宝石。 Of her precious jewel.
宝所有女性所珍视。 A treasure all women holds dear...
最伟大的礼物一个女人可以赋予一个男人。 the greatest gift a woman can bestow to a man.
东西你不能等待。 Something you can't wait.
你必须告诉任何人我们的会议。 You must tell no one of our meeting.
有，成功让他拒之门外。 Having, succeeding getting him shut out.
Pampinea原路返回通修道院。 Pampinea backtrack pass the convent...
只是可以肯定的尼姑没有得到什么，她幻想为自己。 just to be certain the nuns weren't getting what she fancied for herself.
洛伦佐·宁柏迪。 Lorenzo De Lamberti.
Pampinea anastagi 。 Pampinea Anastasi.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
你知道，只是。 You know, just...
享受一天。 enjoying the day.
我一直在工作作为园丁， I've been working as a gardener,
逃离城市生活。 escaping the city life.
园丁？ A gardener?
我有与大自然有很强的亲和力。 I have a strong affinity with nature.
哦。 Oh.
做得好好的，我们会看到你再。也许。 mingino 。 Well good, we'll see you then. Maybe. Mingino.
不，等等，等等。 No, Wait, Wait.
- 你干吗去？ - 我的方式要结婚。 - Where're you going? - On my way to be married.
是的，我听说过。 Yes, I heard about that.
有些矮，胖俄罗斯诺夫哥罗德？ Some short, fat Russian from Novgorod?
我听说你很受欢迎很抢手。 I hear you're very popular... very much in demand.
你的意思是gerbino德拉ratta？ You mean Gerbino Della Ratta?
他是一个粪。 He's a turd.
我听说你要教训你的债务。 mingino 。 I hear you want lesson for your debt. Mingino.
与大自然享受你的亲和力。 Enjoy your affinity with nature.
也许我可以和你一起。 ！ Perhaps I can come with you...!
是你保驾护航。 To be your escort.
安全地提供你进入你的脂肪俄罗斯的武器。 To deliver you safely into the arms of your fat Russian.
像所有好的朝圣者，我已经遵循的路径。 Like all good pilgrims, I've followed the path.
我已经到了。 I had arrived...
天堂。 Heaven.
他们说，母亲上级在他方便的。 They say the Mother Superior at his convent...
是无与伦比的欲望和迟到女人。 is a woman of unparallel lust and randiness.
- 谁在那儿？ - 我是一个神圣的父亲。 - Who's there? - I'm a holy Father...
寻找一个地方沉思和祈祷。 in search for a place of contemplation and prayer.
我会带你到神圣的母亲。 I will take you to the holy mother.
- 父亲。你有什么技能？ - 例如？ - Father. Have you any skills? - Such as?
园艺，也许？ Gardening, perhaps?
园艺？一点。 Gardening? A little.
好。 Good.
这一切的沉默后，你看到的，几乎如果我们。 All this silence you see upon, it almost if we were...
又聋又哑。 deaf and dumb.
我们可以看到很多东西，但我们在这里讲什么他们。 We may see many things, but we speak nothing of them in here.
明白了吗？ Understand?
沉默又聋又哑。 Silence... Deaf and dumb.
和园艺。不太我心目中。 And gardening. Not quite I have in mind.
你会照顾洗澡？ Would you care... for a bath?
洗澡！ ？我是。 A bath!? I was in.
完美的地方的婚礼。 Perfect place for a wedding.
没有人在这里呢，我们是第一。 Nobody's here yet, we're the first.
洛伦佐！ Lorenzo!
等待洛伦佐。 Wait... Lorenzo.
你可以留一点点长。 You could stay... just a little longer.
蒙上眼睛？是真的吗？ Blindfold? Is that really true?
当你吻她，你被蒙住眼睛？ You were blindfolded when you kissed her?
当她吻了我。 When she kissed me
你很快就会忘记她，这就是我认为。 You'll soon forget her, that’s what I think.
你会忘记她，吻。 You'll forget her and the kiss.
你，洛伦佐宁柏迪说实话，所有。 You, Lorenzo Lamberti... to tell the truth and all.
你不必相信我。 You don't have to believe me.
你怎么可以爱上一个女人，你从来没见过？ How can you be in love with a woman you've never seen?
简单的。这是吻。 Simple. It was the kiss.
一切都在那一个吻。 Everything was in that one kiss.
How'll你找到她？ How'll you find her?
这样的女人，你从来没有见过，锁定背后修道院的门？ This woman you never seen, locked behind convent doors?
我不知道。 I don't know.
也许你是对的。 Perhaps you’re right.
我的意思是他们不会让我在修道院，这是肯定的。 I mean they'll not gonna let me in that convent, that’s for sure.
我认为这是最好的，你会忘记她，洛伦佐。 I think its best you'll forget her, Lorenzo.
我不会忘记她。 I won't forget her.
如果你找到她？ What if you found her?
如果你找到了她，吻了她什么。和你的梦想破灭？ What if you found her, kissed her. And your dream dies?
你会感觉如何？ How will you feel?
这不是梦想。 It’s not to dream.
洛伦佐，你那珍贵的吻的记忆会褪色，在temptational方式。 Lorenzo, your memory of that precious kiss will fade, in a temptational way.
你会看到。 You'll see.
即使我要吻你自己来证明吧。 Even if I have to kiss you myself to prove it.
- 听起来像一个挑战？ - 也许是。 - Sounds like a challenge? - Maybe it is.
你总是女孩，每个男孩想吻。 You were always the girl, every boy wanted to kiss.
但？ But?
但你总是太。 But... you were always too...
做什么？ Do what?
太好了，太聪明，太。 Too good, too clever, too...
太漂亮了。 Too beautiful.
过一切，总是够不着。 Too everything, always out of reach.
为什么你现在不吻我，洛伦佐？ Why don't you kiss me now, Lorenzo?
看看，如果我可以让你更好的。 To see if I can make you better.
你的意思是，所有这些我想吻你的时候，但从来没有可能？ You mean, all the times that I wanted to kiss you, but never could?
所有这些次。多。 For all those times. And more.
闭上眼睛。 Close your eyes.
Gerbino，我知道这。 Gerbino, I know it.
这是他！ Its him!
运行洛伦佐。请。他会杀了你肯定。 Run Lorenzo. Please. He'll kill you for sure.
跑，跑！ Run, Run!
德拉ratta！你拉屎。 Della Ratta! You shit.
我们可以闻到你来。 We could smell you coming.
洛伦佐！ Lorenzo!
来吧！你想杀死我吗？做到这一点！ Come on! You want to kill me? Do it!
来吧！ Come on!
来吧。 Come on.
给我一把剑！ Give me a sword!
给我一棒，我就砍了你！ Give me a stick and I'll cut you!
Gerbino德拉ratta！ Gerbino Della Ratta!
离开他！ Leave him!
我不会嫁给你。从来没有！ I will not marry you. Never!
不，如果你杀了他！ Not if you kill him!
嫁给他吗？ Marry him?
是，这是怎么回事？ Is that what this is about?
你嫁给他吗？ You marrying him?
犯了一个错误，你就死定了。 Make a mistake, you’re a dead man.
今天杀了我，你仍然是一个丑陋的狗屎明天。 Kill me today, you'll still be a ugly shit tomorrow.
他的麻烦，pampinea 。 He's in trouble, Pampinea.
很多麻烦。 Alot of trouble.
什么样的麻烦？ What kind of trouble?
盗窃。 Theft.
谋杀。 Murder.
我可以相信你说的话。你不是第一个说出来。 I can believe what you said. You’re not first say it.
但他只是一个男孩。 But he's only a boy.
请。 Please.
什么？ What?
不要俯身。 Don't lean over.
你在干什么？请。 What are you doing? Please.
听。 Listen.
- 坠落。 - 你害怕的高度，不是吗？ - Come down. - Your afraid of height, aren't you?
没有。 No.
只是不想让你坠入。 Just don't want you to fall in.
我怎么能落下？ How can I fall?
- 我一直在玩这个很好，因为我还是个孩子。 - 刚刚趴下！ - I've been playing on this well, since I was a child. - Just get down!
释放洛伦佐，你可以发送给祭司。 Release Lorenzo, and you can send for the priest.
现在呢？ Now?
你现在嫁给我吗？ You'll marry me now?
是的。 Yes.
但是，如果我嫁给你，你不释放他。 But if I marry you, and you do not release him.
如果您有血液在你的手中。 If you have blood on your hands...
然后你会花你的余生在寒冷的床上。 then you'll spend the rest of your life in a cold bed.
你明白吗？ Do you understand?
我给你什么什么，我得给。 I'll give you nothing of what I have to give.
你有我的话。 You have my word.
我要请一个牧师。 I'll send for a priest.
如何地狱你觉得就像一个牧师？ How the hell do you find a priest just like that?
你有你的球块。如果我们不这样做。 You'll have your balls on the block if we don't.
- 嘿，你！ - 什么？ - Hey, You! - What?
父亲。你干吗去？ Father. Where're you going?
以pampinea的房子。 To Pampinea's house.
婚礼？ To the wedding?
你怎么知道我们想要一个牧师，当我们刚刚被送到获得？ How do you know we wanted a priest, when we've just been sent to get one?
神的话语，传得快。 The word of God, travels fast.
哎，不认识我吗？ Hey, don't I know you?
你的脸是很熟悉。 Your face is very familiar.
它的衣服，所有的祭司看起来是一样的。 It’s the clothes, all priests looks the same.
你必须去。离开之前，他改变了主意。 You must go. Leave before he changes his mind.
你真的要嫁给他吗？ Are you really going to marry him?
不是你的关注。 Not your concern.
牧师在这里。 The priest's here.
离开，而你可以。 Leave while you can.
他一定听到我们的告白在婚礼前。 He must hear our confessions before the wedding.
我会先走。 I'll go first.
所以，仅仅是明确的。你有多少潜在的丈夫有权利吗？ So, just to be clear. How many potential husbands you have right now?
- 3 。 - 你要哪一个？ - Three. - Which one do you want?
洛伦佐！ Lorenzo!
我爱洛伦佐。 I love Lorenzo.
但是你不符合计数，你答应嫁给之一。 But you not met the Count, the one you promise to marry.
你可以爱上他。 You could fall in love with him.
- 没有，只有洛伦佐。 - 他爱你吗？ - No, only Lorenzo. - Does he love you?
是的。没有。他爱我，但他不知道它。 Yes. No. He love me but he doesn't know it yet.
它不容易被牧师。 It's not easy being a priest.
请拖延，只要你能。 Please delay as long as you can.
我意识到，。 and I realized that...
偷别人的钱远比工作对我自己的容易。 stealing other people's money was far easier than working for my own.
所有这些杀戮？有多少人？ All those killings? How many people?
- 我不记得。 - 这是一个相当清单。 - I can't remember. - That's quite a list.
别说什么你做你的父亲。 Not to mention what you did to your father.
我知道你？ Do I know you?
你的脸很熟悉，我敢肯定我知道你。 Your face is familiar, I'm sure I know you.
它的衣服。所有牧师看起来是一样的。 It’s the clothes. All priests looks the same.
为自己开脱。 To absolve yourself...
从这些可怕的罪，并希望永恒的救赎。 from these terrible sins and hope for an eternal salvation.
你必须放弃所有性思想和所有的性事。 。 you must abstain from all sexual thought and all sexual deeds..
为期30天。 For a period of 30 days.
但我只是要结婚了！我怎么能放弃性生活30天？ But I'm just about to be married! How can I abstain sex for 30 days?
这意味着！ That's... mean!
和愚蠢。 and stupid.
嗯，当然，如果你做一些非常愚蠢的。 Well of course, if you do something really stupid...
那么你一定希望受苦，所以我们可以在回报保持愚蠢。 then you must expect to suffer so we can remain stupid in return...
只是为了告诉你，你是摆在首位多么愚蠢。 just to show you how stupid you were in the first place.
它被称为苦修。 It's called a penance.
这是。 That's...
真的，真的很愚蠢的。 really, really stupid.
神的作品以神秘的方式。 God works in mysterious ways.
好了，我有他的螺母以及肯定。 Well, I had him by the nuts... Well for sure.
但我需要多长时间挤压，他才挤我的吗？ But how long could I squeeze, before he squeeze mine?
你知道gerbino发给我们一起杀了你，不是吗？ 。 You know Gerbino sent us along to kill you, didn't he?.
种我想这。 I kind of guess that.
肮脏的生意，杀人。 Dirty business, killing.
- 我宁愿是一个园丁。 - 我只知道这个地方。 - I'd rather be a gardener. - I know just the place.
听。我们可以让你走。 Listen. We could let you go.
但是你要答应不告诉。 But you must promise not to tell.
真的吗？ Really?
- 我保证。 - 好。 - I promise. - Good.
这伤害。 That hurts.
真的，真的伤。 Really, really hurt.
这是走向pampinea anastagi的别墅？ Is this the road to the villa of Pampinea Anastasi?
- 这是这样。 - 谢谢。 - It's that way. - Thank you.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是算迪米特里·亚历山大·捷尔任斯基。 ！ I am Count Dimitri Alexander Dzerzhinski...!
啊！总之，脂肪俄语。 Ah! short, fat Russian
见证，大家。 Witness, all of you.
你是gerbino德拉ratta？ You are Gerbino Della Ratta?
你知道我是谁。 You know who I am.
请不要难。 Please don't be difficult.
我怎样才能嫁给你，如果你不回答这个问题吗？ How can I marry you if you don't answer the question?
你gerbino德拉ratta？ Are you Gerbino Della Ratta?
我是。 I am.
- 你是pampinea anastagi？ - 我是爸爸。 - You are Pampinea Anastasi? - I am, Father.
当你做了这两个最后的告白起飞？ pampinea？ And when did you both last take confession? Pampinea?
我已经采取了在这天告白，父亲。 I've taken confession on this day, Father.
- 你承认你的一切罪孽？ - 我这样做，父亲。 - Did you confess all your sins? - I did, Father.
Gerbino德拉ratta 。 Gerbino Della Ratta.
你什么时候过去拿表白？ When did you last take confession?
- 你知道当我最后把告白。 - 不好回答。 - You know when I last took confession. - Bad answer.
我采取了在这天告白，父亲。 "I had taken confession on this day, Father. "
- 我已经采取了忏悔在这一天。 - 父亲。 - I had taken confession on this day. - Father.
父亲。 Father.
当你俩来我往，纯洁的身体和灵魂。因此，我做的。 Then do you both come to me, pure in body and soul. Hence I do.
- 我做。 - 我做。 - I do. - I do.
- 你洗澡？ - 什么？ ！ - Have you bathe? - What?!
Pampinea？ Pampinea?
我有浴室，在这日复一日的是我的婚姻的债务。 I have bathe, on this day of day which is my marriage debt.
见证你们，这个女人来找我们纯洁，在身体和心灵。 Witness all of you, this woman come to us pure, in both body and soul.
Gerbino德拉ratta 。 Gerbino Della Ratta.
让你沐浴在这一天的日子，那是你结婚的日子？ Have you bathe on this day of day, that is your wedding day?
是的。 Yes.
- 你什么时候洗澡？ - 我只是告诉你，我洗澡！ - When did you bathe? - I just told you I bathe!
- 正是时候，你什么时候最后一次洗澡？ - When exactly, when did you last take a bath?
我有洗澡！ I have bathe!
彻底？所有的点点滴滴，楼下。 Thoroughly? All the bits and pieces, downstairs...
- 在你的两腿之间？ - 什么？ - In between your legs? - What?
告诉我你的手。 Show me your hands.
- 你有污垢的指甲。 - 在哪里？ - You got dirt on your nails. - Where?
有。我不能嫁给你，如果你有脏指甲。 There. I can't marry you if you have dirty fingernails.
那可笑的我从来没有听说过如此荒谬的。 That ridiculous... I've never heard anything so ridiculous.
我很难说，见证了身体和心灵的你，这个人到我们这里来，纯。 I can hardly say, witness all you, this man come to us, pure in body and soul.
但随着肮脏的指甲。现在可以吗？ But with dirty fingernails. Now can I?
你必须洗手。 You must wash your hands.
最起码。 The very least.
- 有。 - 谢谢。 - There. - Thank you.
他只是在做他的工作。 He only doing his job.
正是。 Exactly.
顺便说一句，存在用于我的服务收费。 Incidentally, there is a charge for my services.
这是很快乐。 This is very jolly.
倒这美酒。 Pour this fine wine...
一个小青年，也许是精。新鲜水果，具有。 A little young, perhaps fine. Fresh fruit, with a...
发霉，发霉提示。 A musty, a musty hint...
一个淡淡的霉味什么，我真的可以，只能形容为过时的屁。 A musty hint of what I can really, only describe as stale fart...
而像这对夫妻在这里的组合，之前我今天。 rather like the combination of this couple here, before me today.
现在我们结婚，你这混蛋！ Marry us now, you bastard!
我宣布你们成为夫妻。在那里，它的完成。 I declare you man and wife. There, it’s done.
你结婚了。放松身心，享受。精湛的，不管你真正。 Your married. Relax, enjoy. Consummate, whatever you what really.
哎！ Hey!
我是指望梅德维亚切斯拉夫·亚历山德罗维奇·捷尔任斯基。 I am Count Dimitri Viacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinski.
亚历山大的第一个儿子彼得·阿布捷尔任斯基。 First son of Alexander Piotr Abramovich Dzerzhinski...
从诺夫哥罗德王国。我在这里要嫁给pampinea anastagi 。 from the kingdom of Novgorod. I am here to marry Pampinea Anastasi.
我会杀了谁试图阻止我任何人。 I will kill any man who try to stop me.
你来得太晚了。 pampinea anastagi已经结婚。 You’re too late. Pampinea Anastasi is already married.
这是我的妻子。 This is my wife.
这家。这是我的土地。 This is house. This is my land.
我会劝你，而你仍然有呼吸空气。 I'll advise you while you still have air to breathe.
这位女士可能是你的妻子。 This lady may be your wife.
但我很遗憾地告诉你，她会即将成为寡妇。 But I'm sorry to tell you, she'll about to become a widow.
你一块大鼠。 You piece of rat.
你拿了4名男子谁是接近我的心脏。 You took 4 men who were close to my heart.
你偷了他们的生活。 You stole their lives.
现在你必须付出！ An now you must pay!
洛伦佐！ Lorenzo!
跑！ Run!
- 开始了？ - 我不知道。 - Here we go? - I don't know.
- 你走那条路，我走这条路。 - 你是谁？ - You go that way, I go this way. - Who are you?
洛伦佐宁柏迪。 Lorenzo Lamberti.
道路上的强盗。没错！我算迪米特里亚历山大。 The robber on the road. Yes! I am Count Dimitri Alexander...
我知道，我知道。 I know, I know.
第一个儿子！ First son!
唯一的儿子。 9姐妹。 Only son. Nine sisters.
Gerbino德拉ratta 。 Gerbino Della Ratta.
让她并把她给我。 Get her and bring her to me.
杀了他们，并把他们下到我。 Kill them and throw them down to me.
你好。 Hello.
告诉我，你准备好去送死？ Tell me... Are you ready to die?
你掉你的小剑。 You dropped your little sword.
把它捡起来。 Pick it up.
打我。 Fight me.
打我，否则我就杀了你啦。 Fight me or I'll kill you anyway.
等待。 Wait.
我们未竟的事业。 We have unfinished business.
是不是正确的，gerbino？ Is that not right, Gerbino?
你想杀死我吗？你为什么不来这里和我一起去？ You want to kill me? Why don't you come up here and join me?
我很抱歉，我的朋友。我发誓要杀死这个人。 I'm sorry my friend. I've sworned to kill this man.
你杀了他，我杀了他之前，我可能会杀了你。 You kill him before I kill him, I may have to kill you.
在这里，让这个决定。 Here, let this decide.
好吧，如果你想。 Alright, if you want.
为什么不和他一起。 Why not join him.
我会打他。 I'll fight him.
但不介入。 But don't step in.
我可以介入。 I may step in.
我可以走出。 I may step out.
我甚至可以决定小舞跟你。 I may even decide to have a little dance with you.
别担心我的朋友。 Do not worry my friend.
如果他杀死你，我会杀了他，无论哪种方式。 If he kills you, I'll kill him, either way.
你就要死了。 You're going to die.
你需要帮忙吗？ Do you need help getting up?
杀了他杀了他！ Kill him... Kill him!
把你的剑刺入他的心脏！ Put your sword into his heart!
仍然是一个赌徒，gerbino 。想打个赌？ Still a gambler, Gerbino. Want to make a bet?
走那条路，你就死定了。 Go that way, you’re dead.
这边走我，死了。 Come this way to me, dead.
走那条路，但谁知道？ Go that way... But who knows?
下去。 Going down.
狗屁！ Shit!
好友。把我的意见。 Friend. Take my advice.
不从这个喝井里的水。 Do not drink water from this well.
对不起。 Sorry.
- 所以，一个人的洛伦佐？ - 是的。 - So that one's Lorenzo? - Yes.
顺便说一句，我是不是一个真正的牧师。 By the way, I'm not really a priest.
所以你已经结婚了。 So you're already married.
我想你应该知道。 I thought you should know.
- 数捷尔任斯基！ - pampinea anastagi 。 - Count Dzerzhinski! - Pampinea Anastasi.
我在这里向你走过，从我心爱的novogrod 。 I have travelled here to you, from my beloved Novogrod.
信守履行我的诺言，娶你。 To keep faith to fulfill my promise, to marry you...
并让你成为我的妻子。 And to make you my wife.
我在这里。你好。 I'm here. Hello.
算上捷尔任斯基。 Count Dzerzhinski.
你是最勇敢的，最英俊的男人我见过的一个。 You are one of the bravest, most handsome men I've ever met.
是的，我知道。 Yes, I know.
但我不能嫁给你。 But I cannot marry you.
发生在我们之间的一切后，你怎么能这样说？ How can you say this after everything that happened between us?
你是什么意思？我不明白。什么我们之间究竟发生了什么？ What do you mean? I don't understand. What exactly happened between us?
但你是不是pampinea anastagi？ But... You are not Pampinea Anastasi?
- 她是pampinea anastagi 。 。 - 梅丽莎！ - She... is Pampinea Anastasi.. - Melissa!
- 你认识她吗？ - 认识她吗？ - You know her? - Know her?
我是爱她的。 I am in love with her.
梅丽莎，真的，吻一个完全陌生的。 Melissa, really, kissing a perfect stranger.
这看起来并不像一个婚礼，这是怎么回事？ This doesn't look much like a wedding, what's going on?
菲洛梅娜，有将是一个婚礼！ Filomena, there is going to be a wedding!
我希望将是一个婚礼。 I hope there is going to be a wedding.
洛伦佐？ Lorenzo?
你在哪里？ Where are you?
洛伦佐！ Lorenzo!
你偷了我的心脏。我爱你。 You have stolen my heart. I love you.
我爱你。 I love you.
Pampinea 。 Pampinea...
你是最没有人。 You're one of the most... No.
最美丽的女孩，我见过。 The most beautiful girl, I've ever seen.
但我给我的心脏给一个吻，我不能放过。 But I gave my heart to a kiss, I can't let go.
如果只有我能忘记她。我一定要找到她。 If only I can forget her. I must find her.
洛伦佐，闭上眼睛。请。 Lorenzo, close your eyes. Please.
只是闭上眼睛。 Just close your eyes.
每天我看到你我吸引到你。 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you.
每天晚上我都无法为你。 Every night as I come beyond for you.
每天。每天晚上。 Every day. Every night.
你。 You...
与你。 With You.
现在你会忘了她？这个女孩，你吻？ Now will you forget her? This girl you kissed?
从来没有。 Never.
这是我的报酬。 This is my reward.
我得站在这里就像一个菊花。 I get to stand of here like a daisy...
而这个地段。 While this lot...
同时你可以看到自己。 Well... you can see for yourselves.
因此TRA拉TRA啦，抬起头哦。 So tra la tra la, Heads up... oohh
浪漫。 Romance.
激情。 Passion.
好了，管它这个。我回来关在修道院。 Alright, to hell with this. I'm back off to the convent.
有一个天使那里，她的屁股上有我的名字。 There's an angel there and her bottom got my name on it
闭上眼睛一起。 Close your eyes together.
没有。 No...
你关闭你的。 You close yours.