1 00:00:08,373 --> 00:00:10,538 [ Theme music playing ] 2 00:00:10,573 --> 00:00:13,277 [ Laughs ] 3 00:00:13,312 --> 00:00:15,081 [ Lever clicks ] 4 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:23,749 ♪ 5 00:00:23,784 --> 00:00:26,092 Man: It's alive! 6 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,951 [ Robot chicken clucking ] 7 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:33,858 ♪ 8 00:00:33,893 --> 00:00:36,267 [ Laughing evilly ] 9 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:43,274 ♪ 10 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:44,902 [ Rattling and hissing ] 11 00:00:44,937 --> 00:00:48,576 [ Percussion cacophony plays ] 12 00:00:48,611 --> 00:00:50,644 Do you have any idea how embarrassing it isss 13 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:53,548 that other rattlesnakes know that I'm related to you? 14 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:55,979 [ Engine rumbling ] 15 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,882 Whoa, buddy! Where's your parachute?! 16 00:00:57,917 --> 00:01:00,258 I bet my friends 50 bucks that penguins could fly 17 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:03,162 if they were motivated enough, so here goes! 18 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,724 That literally makes no sense, 19 00:01:04,759 --> 00:01:07,056 and you should wear a parachute because you're wrong. 20 00:01:07,091 --> 00:01:08,563 Didn't you see "Dark Knight Rises"? 21 00:01:08,598 --> 00:01:10,499 You're only motivated to achieve the impossible 22 00:01:10,534 --> 00:01:12,138 once you take off the training wheels, man. 23 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,338 Whee! - Aw, not again! 24 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:17,836 Oh, I'm nervous about meeting your family, Mitch. 25 00:01:17,871 --> 00:01:19,739 After all, I'm a Cabbage Patch Kid, 26 00:01:19,774 --> 00:01:22,676 and your family is Garbage Pail Kids. 27 00:01:22,711 --> 00:01:24,480 There's nothing to worry about, Babette Jocelyn. 28 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:26,009 I love you, so they will, too. 29 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,879 Oh, my baby boy! 30 00:01:27,914 --> 00:01:31,047 And this must be Babette Jocelyn! 31 00:01:31,082 --> 00:01:32,323 Come here, you! 32 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:34,292 I'm Mitch's mom, Bloody Mary. 33 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,085 Come meet the rest of the family! 34 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,395 This is my hubby, Harry Hemorrhoid. 35 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:39,726 [ Groaning ] 36 00:01:39,761 --> 00:01:41,332 [ Squish ] 37 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,301 - Hi, Mitch. - Acne Amy! 38 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:45,534 Wow! You got so tall! Bring it in here. [ Grunts ] 39 00:01:45,569 --> 00:01:46,865 [ Popping, splat ] 40 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:49,604 [ Gags ] Bathroom? Oh, God. 41 00:01:49,639 --> 00:01:52,244 [ Gagging ] Okay. 42 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,137 [ Groans ] Babette, you can do this. 43 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:56,248 Just breathe. [ Door opens ] 44 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,777 Outta the way! Get outta the way! 45 00:01:57,812 --> 00:01:59,108 [ Defecating, water splashing ] 46 00:01:59,143 --> 00:02:01,044 Ugh! Whoa! That one's ripe! 47 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,420 Hey! You must be Babette! 48 00:02:03,455 --> 00:02:05,422 - I'm Dia- - Rita. Nice to... 49 00:02:05,457 --> 00:02:07,721 [ Defecating, water splashing ] Ugh. Meet you. 50 00:02:07,756 --> 00:02:09,052 [ Gagging ] 51 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,328 There you are! Come on. 52 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,198 The rest of the family's waiting to meet you. 53 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,760 [ Crunch ] 54 00:02:13,795 --> 00:02:15,091 [ Smooching ] 55 00:02:15,126 --> 00:02:16,763 [ Crack! ] 56 00:02:16,798 --> 00:02:18,666 ♪ 57 00:02:18,701 --> 00:02:19,766 That went great! 58 00:02:19,801 --> 00:02:21,702 My family loves you! I'm so glad. 59 00:02:21,737 --> 00:02:25,101 Oh, Babette, you simply must come back for Thanksgiv-- 60 00:02:25,136 --> 00:02:28,038 I'm sorry. Are you inked? 61 00:02:28,073 --> 00:02:30,073 What? That's just my Xavier Roberts tattoo. 62 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,284 This trollop has tattooed herself 63 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,813 with another man's name! 64 00:02:33,848 --> 00:02:35,012 He's my creator! 65 00:02:35,047 --> 00:02:37,322 Are you in a fucking cult?! 66 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,588 Get out of my house at once! 67 00:02:39,623 --> 00:02:40,919 - Mitch! - Sorry, baby. 68 00:02:40,954 --> 00:02:42,888 My family think tattoos are disgusting, 69 00:02:42,923 --> 00:02:44,989 and I do, too, so y-you better go. 70 00:02:45,024 --> 00:02:46,595 [ Inhales deeply, sobs ] 71 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,828 I got pussed on for you! 72 00:02:48,863 --> 00:02:50,368 Well, looks like I should've got into her pants 73 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,765 earlier, right, fam? 74 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,569 [ Chuckles ] Fuckin' psoriasis. 75 00:02:53,604 --> 00:02:54,933 [ Groans ] - Let's see. 76 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:56,407 Cinderella, you're here for... 77 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:57,936 You tried to wear glass shoes. 78 00:02:57,971 --> 00:03:00,378 Honey, men don't give a shit about women's footwear. 79 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,545 Next time, Wear, like, a pair of Air Jordans. 80 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:04,745 That'll get his attention without the personal harm. 81 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:07,143 - Those are actually pretty sick. - I know, right? 82 00:03:07,178 --> 00:03:09,387 Okay. Let's cut those feet off. 83 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:11,884 All right. Do you know why I pulled you over? 84 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,018 - No, I do not. - Fuck! 85 00:03:16,726 --> 00:03:19,221 [ Chuckles ] Hey. - Look at this Itsy Bitsy ass. 86 00:03:19,256 --> 00:03:21,663 Hey! Where ya goin', Itsy Bitsy?! 87 00:03:21,698 --> 00:03:23,533 - Fuck you! - Eat shit! 88 00:03:23,568 --> 00:03:26,030 - Fuck you! You eat shit! - You eat shit! 89 00:03:26,065 --> 00:03:28,835 I'm-a climb up this garden spout, you fucking asshole! 90 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:30,969 - Better not! - Better not, asshole! 91 00:03:31,004 --> 00:03:33,004 - It's gonna rain! - Fuck you! 92 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:35,006 Fuck you! Yeah, fuck you! 93 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:36,348 I do what I fucking want! 94 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,515 How about that, motherfucker? 95 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:39,681 Ya told that fuck. 96 00:03:39,716 --> 00:03:41,045 - You told him. - That fuck. 97 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,245 [ Thunder rumbles, Itsy Bitsy screams ] 98 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,687 Oh, look! Shit fuck is back. 99 00:03:45,722 --> 00:03:47,491 - Told ya, you fuck! - Eat shit! 100 00:03:47,526 --> 00:03:49,823 - You eat shit! - Eat shit, you fuck! 101 00:03:49,858 --> 00:03:51,220 [ Birds chirping ] 102 00:03:51,255 --> 00:03:53,365 [ Water dripping ] 103 00:03:54,698 --> 00:03:56,192 The fuck you doin' now? 104 00:03:56,227 --> 00:03:58,733 I'm-a climb up this garden spout and fuck yo' mama! 105 00:03:58,768 --> 00:03:59,932 Fuckin' kill you, you fuck! 106 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:01,439 These is prison rules, motherfucker! 107 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,309 Itsy Bitsy bitch! 108 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,202 [ Dramatic music plays ] 109 00:04:06,237 --> 00:04:08,380 Oh, no, dear Agnarr, we're dead! 110 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,580 Oh, it pains me that our children, 111 00:04:10,615 --> 00:04:13,110 Anna and Elsa, must grow up without us. 112 00:04:13,145 --> 00:04:16,146 Oh, they'll be fine. Dead parents build character. 113 00:04:16,181 --> 00:04:18,687 Yeah, our little Tarzan was raised by gorillas after 114 00:04:18,722 --> 00:04:20,986 we were murdered by a leopard, and he turned out great. 115 00:04:21,021 --> 00:04:23,692 Ah. New dead parents. 116 00:04:23,727 --> 00:04:26,794 You are just in time for tonight's Heaven rave! 117 00:04:26,829 --> 00:04:28,664 Ooh! What's a rave? 118 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:30,930 [ Dance music thumping, cheerful shouting ] 119 00:04:30,965 --> 00:04:33,262 Oh, this is better - than any ball in Arendelle. 120 00:04:33,297 --> 00:04:35,066 I feel so free! 121 00:04:35,101 --> 00:04:36,969 Ow! Ow! Let it go, baby! 122 00:04:37,004 --> 00:04:38,905 Here comes the dump truck. 123 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:41,875 ♪ 124 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:43,074 [ Snorting ] 125 00:04:43,109 --> 00:04:45,208 I say this pixie dust is quite different 126 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,649 than the snow - we're used to back home. 127 00:04:46,684 --> 00:04:48,618 Coral: Hey! Can I get some down here? 128 00:04:48,653 --> 00:04:49,850 [ Toilet flushes ] 129 00:04:49,885 --> 00:04:52,556 I didn't get eaten by a barracuda for nothing! 130 00:04:52,591 --> 00:04:54,151 [ Bionic sound effect plays ] 131 00:04:54,186 --> 00:04:56,186 [ Snorts ] Whoo-oo! 132 00:04:56,221 --> 00:04:59,090 Who wants to butt-chug some Dole Whip?! 133 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:01,125 [ Indistinct shouting ] 134 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,324 Whoo! 135 00:05:02,359 --> 00:05:05,536 [ Somber music plays ] 136 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,967 I hope they're in a better place. 137 00:05:08,002 --> 00:05:10,772 Me too, Anna. Me too. 138 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:12,510 Iduna: I just did my first butt chug! 139 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,941 Agnarr: Being a dead parent rules! 140 00:05:14,976 --> 00:05:17,240 Barbie, I must go. I can't do this anymore. 141 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,011 Why, Ken? Why?! 142 00:05:19,046 --> 00:05:22,751 I'm Butterfly Prince Ken. I must go be with my people. 143 00:05:22,786 --> 00:05:25,347 Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap... 144 00:05:25,382 --> 00:05:27,052 Look, Bell, - I don't condone bestiality, 145 00:05:27,087 --> 00:05:29,087 but the fact of the matter is if you fuck a dog, 146 00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:31,188 you're going to get a yeast infection. 147 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:34,994 Welcome, viewers! I am Dexter, boy genius! 148 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:38,195 Today I present to you an extraordinary invention! 149 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:42,364 This is the Mom Droid, a revolutionary new robot 150 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:43,838 who does anything a mom can do. 151 00:05:43,873 --> 00:05:46,269 Now let's go to the phones. Hello, Gil. You're on the air. 152 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,479 Gil: Uh, yes. Hello. 153 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,173 First-time caller, longtime listener. 154 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:50,581 Is she fully functional? 155 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,451 Yes. Of course. She can cook and clean. 156 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,783 Mom Droid, make an omelette du fromage. 157 00:05:54,818 --> 00:05:58,380 Okay. Cool. Um, but how many, uh, thrusts will you get? 158 00:05:58,415 --> 00:05:59,524 Thrusts? 159 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,350 How intensely does she vibrate? 160 00:06:01,385 --> 00:06:03,286 If she is vibrating, something is wrong. 161 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,925 That means she is broken, you idiot. 162 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,895 Okay. But is it easy to clean up, you know, afterwards? 163 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,897 Mom Droid, clean the kitchen. 164 00:06:09,932 --> 00:06:11,767 Awesome. I'll take one for sure. 165 00:06:11,802 --> 00:06:14,231 Excellent! Let's take another caller. Okay. 166 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:15,540 Schlomo, you're on the air. 167 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,609 Uh, she looks very real. Um, does she feel real? 168 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,039 She feels like your mother. 169 00:06:20,074 --> 00:06:22,547 Okay. Cool. How big are the holes? I'm very large. 170 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,209 She can burn holes into anything with her laser eyes. 171 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:27,145 Mom Droid, blast that trash! 172 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,015 [ Zapping ] Um, I'll buy one, I guess. 173 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,918 And who does not want the Mom Droid? 174 00:06:30,953 --> 00:06:32,282 Hello, Larb. You're on the air. 175 00:06:32,317 --> 00:06:34,889 Uh, I got a question about the pussy sleeve. 176 00:06:34,924 --> 00:06:37,419 Is it porous? I-I'm sorry. We gotta shut this down. 177 00:06:37,454 --> 00:06:39,256 What?! We're making beaucoup bucks! 178 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:41,599 Yeah, kid, we're not licensed to sell adult toys 179 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,062 at 4:00 in the afternoon! 180 00:06:43,097 --> 00:06:45,537 She's not a toy! I designed her to look like my real mother. 181 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,198 Come on out, Mom, and say hello. 182 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:49,574 Ugh. Go to the Lisa Rinna Duster Cardigans! 183 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,643 [ Alarm ringing, ringing stops ] 184 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:54,744 April 1st?! The Day of Fools! 185 00:06:54,779 --> 00:06:57,208 I pity the fool who participates in April Fools' Day! 186 00:06:57,243 --> 00:06:59,914 There are too many fools to pity on this day! 187 00:06:59,949 --> 00:07:01,784 How about this? Mr. T gonna start his day. 188 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:03,148 Ha ha! [ Bell dings ] 189 00:07:03,183 --> 00:07:05,018 Hm. Time to check Mr. T's e-mail. 190 00:07:05,053 --> 00:07:07,625 Ah. Look at this here. My friend Gary just e-mailed me 191 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,528 a link to a new children's charity. 192 00:07:10,256 --> 00:07:12,861 Oh! It's a fool's giant ding-a-ling! 193 00:07:12,896 --> 00:07:14,192 I hate this day! 194 00:07:14,227 --> 00:07:15,963 I'm now a fool I pity. 195 00:07:15,998 --> 00:07:18,361 I pity me -- Mr. T! 196 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,396 Announcer: Running a summer camp for kittens 197 00:07:20,431 --> 00:07:21,969 seemed like the perfect business venture. 198 00:07:22,004 --> 00:07:23,905 Oh, they're so cute! 199 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,676 And the best part is Jason Voorhees 200 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:27,271 should leave us alone this year 201 00:07:27,306 --> 00:07:29,306 since he didn't suffer any childhood psychological trauma 202 00:07:29,341 --> 00:07:31,110 related to kittens. That we know of. 203 00:07:31,145 --> 00:07:32,518 But little did they know... 204 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,883 Woman: Teenagers are filthy, Jason! 205 00:07:34,918 --> 00:07:38,315 Greasy hormones - spewing all over the place! 206 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,592 They must be punished! 207 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,254 [ Snoring ] 208 00:07:43,289 --> 00:07:46,422 Okay. This teenager's a fucking dork. Next window. 209 00:07:46,457 --> 00:07:47,764 [ Cats purring and meowing ] 210 00:07:47,799 --> 00:07:50,536 Aah! Sluts! Kitten sluts! 211 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,769 [ Cats yowling, knife plunging ] 212 00:07:54,806 --> 00:07:56,971 [ Sniffles ] 213 00:08:00,812 --> 00:08:02,207 Announcer: Somewhere along the way, 214 00:08:02,242 --> 00:08:04,143 these movies stopped being shocking, 215 00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:06,684 but we're pretty sure we're onto something here. 216 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:08,147 [ Monitors beeping ] 217 00:08:08,182 --> 00:08:10,721 Ha ha! Welcome to my house. 218 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:12,151 Why is it full of sick kids? 219 00:08:12,186 --> 00:08:14,791 Oh, that's not your thing? What -- What -- What's your thing? 220 00:08:14,826 --> 00:08:16,859 Sexy clowns. Mm! 221 00:08:16,894 --> 00:08:18,487 Alright. Well, that -- that checks out. 222 00:08:18,522 --> 00:08:20,291 Well, h-help me - wheel them out onto the lawn. 223 00:08:20,326 --> 00:08:22,359 The sprinklers don't kick on for another 20 minutes. 224 00:08:22,394 --> 00:08:25,395 Why do you smell like Mommy's acid-washed jean jacket 225 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:28,497 when she comes home from the Morongo Casino, Resort & Spa? 226 00:08:28,532 --> 00:08:30,169 Good times! 227 00:08:30,204 --> 00:08:31,808 Shut the fuck up and go back to sleep! 228 00:08:31,843 --> 00:08:33,403 I'm gonna -- Yeah. This is creepy. Bye. 229 00:08:33,438 --> 00:08:36,010 W-Where are you going?! Come on. Where you go-- Ugh. 230 00:08:36,045 --> 00:08:38,177 Okay. Your chart says you sold your soul to hook up with 231 00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:41,411 a dude you met in a shipwreck, and now you can't talk. 232 00:08:41,446 --> 00:08:43,919 Kids will do anything to get to bone town these days, huh? 233 00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:47,549 Now, say, "Ahh." Say, "Ahh." 234 00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:49,760 Can you do that? Oh, right. Right. 235 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,828 Sorry. - It's been a very long day. 236 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:53,863 [ Crickets chirping faintly ] 237 00:08:56,032 --> 00:08:58,065 [ Clicking, message bloops ] 238 00:09:03,072 --> 00:09:04,401 [ Clicking, message bloops ] 239 00:09:04,436 --> 00:09:06,007 [ Owl hoots ] 240 00:09:10,882 --> 00:09:12,783 [ Clicking, message bloops ] 241 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,020 [ Romantic music swells ] 242 00:09:19,055 --> 00:09:20,626 [ Music stops ] 243 00:09:25,996 --> 00:09:28,766 [ Owl hoots ] 244 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:33,562 [ Clicking, message bloops, phone buzzes ] 245 00:09:40,978 --> 00:09:43,077 [ Clicking, message bloops, phone buzzes ] 246 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:53,252 [ Clicking, message bloops, phone buzzes ] 247 00:09:58,028 --> 00:10:00,127 [ Clicking, message bloops, phone buzzes ] 248 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,038 [ Clicking, message bloops, phone buzzes ] 249 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:21,577 [ Clicking, message bloops, phone buzzes ] 250 00:10:21,612 --> 00:10:22,721 Chicken: 251 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,953 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 252 00:10:23,988 --> 00:10:25,790 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 253 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,022 Chickens: 254 00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:28,254 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 255 00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:30,124 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 256 00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:32,489 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 257 00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:34,359 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 258 00:10:34,394 --> 00:10:35,459 Chicken: Ba-gawk! 259 00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:36,966 Man: Bawk. 260 00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:41,201 - I don't see him! - Ha! I knew he wouldn't do it. 261 00:10:41,236 --> 00:10:42,598 Give me all your money, penguins! 262 00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:43,775 Oh, no! 263 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,668 Penguin: I can't fly! Splat! 264 00:10:46,703 --> 00:10:48,406 Wow! He saved us! 265 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:50,441 Just like Batman! 266 00:10:55,415 --> 00:10:58,416 So, uh, what? We ding his estate for the 50 bucks? 267 00:10:58,451 --> 00:10:59,923 Yeah. Let's go confront his widow.