1 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:10,042 [ Theme music playing ] 2 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪♪ 3 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:23,488 ♪♪ 4 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,357 It's alive! 5 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:34,499 ♪♪ 6 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:43,642 ♪♪ 7 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:47,546 Who watches the Watchmen? 8 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,648 Heh... Ah, shit, they're onto us! 9 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:50,749 [ Rustles ] 10 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:54,419 [ Pop music playing ] 11 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,555 ♪ If you're goin' to be our lice host ♪ 12 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,390 ♪ We're going to latch onto your head ♪ 13 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,659 ♪ This one belongs to Jessica ♪ 14 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,028 ♪ And she just turned ten ♪ 15 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,497 ♪ Lice breed in close proximity ♪ 16 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:07,466 ♪ We multiply with ease ♪ 17 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,668 ♪ She picked us up in the ball pit ♪ 18 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,937 ♪ At a local Chuck E. Cheese ♪ 19 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,673 ♪ So, here's the deal on parasites, baby ♪ 20 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,652 ♪ It's really hard to get rid of her and her and me ♪ 21 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,543 ♪ Got nits on the root, laying eggs to boot ♪ 22 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,846 ♪ Got bugs in your rug from a dirty fella's nugs ♪ 23 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,614 ♪ Use shampoo, you better rinse, repeat ♪ 24 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,649 ♪ Look at me, ha-ha, I'm in the laundry ♪ 25 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:25,995 - Lice Girls! - You are never going to 26 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,986 Chuck E. Cheese ever again. 27 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:31,056 What do you think we abducted this time, Zandar? 28 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,859 I dunno, Zortex, probably another cow or farmer. 29 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:37,029 Whatever it is, get ready for probes city! 30 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:39,965 [ Roaring ] 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,733 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 32 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,802 Aah! 33 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,604 [ Screaming ] 34 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,639 [ Splat ] 35 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,774 I regret everything! 36 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:54,813 [ Roaring ] 37 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:55,881 [ Beeping ] 38 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,483 [ Warbling ] 39 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:01,186 Courage sure looks relaxed. 40 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,420 Ahh. 41 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,456 Oh, how many Prozac did you give him? 42 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,158 Enough. 43 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,160 Oh! [ Roaring ] 44 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:10,395 Stupid dog! Help us! 45 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,564 He can't! The Prozac! 46 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:14,166 That's gonna leave a mark! 47 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,300 Oh, my! 48 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,702 Ah! Stupid Prozac! 49 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,272 [ Courage sighs contentedly ] 50 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,841 ♪ I've been a bad, bad dog ♪ 51 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,809 ♪ Bad dog ♪ 52 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:28,313 ♪ I've been a careless man's best friend ♪ 53 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,715 - ♪ Woof ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 54 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,984 So I said we should all pitch in on a coffee maker, 55 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:35,220 since we all enjoy coffee. Coffee maker? 56 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,755 That's what I said. [ Squeaking ] 57 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:37,722 It's General Leia! 58 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,090 She's right outside the window! 59 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,393 Move the ship! We need to help her inside! 60 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,028 I hear we might get a coffee maker. 61 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,530 Well, it makes sense. We all enjoy coffee. 62 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:46,965 [ Thud ] Oh, my God! 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,733 Man: Damn it, we got to catch up to her! 64 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:49,901 Man: Pull up alongside her, 65 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,314 we can pull her through the side door. 66 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,004 Man: Yeah, let's open the door to space! 67 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,307 That should have no consequences. 68 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,009 I can't reach her. Turn the ship. 69 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,911 Aah, no, that was too fast! 70 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,646 [ Thudding ] 71 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,515 She's coming back! Turn the ship again! 72 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,051 ♪♪ 73 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:10,288 Come on, come on, almost there, come on. 74 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,457 Yay! Excited cheering! 75 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,159 What did I miss? 76 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,061 We're getting a coffee maker! 77 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,429 [ Shopkeeper's bell rings ] 78 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:20,398 Ah, Squall Leonhart, I heard you were coming to town, 79 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,602 but I didn't dare dream you'd walk into my humble store! 80 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,171 I am always looking for new and unusual weapons. 81 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,574 For you see, I'm the master of... zapow! 82 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,643 The gun blade! 83 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,878 Cuts like a sword, and when I pull the trigger, 84 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:36,481 it vibrates extra hard... bzzt! 85 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,151 Inflicting super mega damage on my foes! 86 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,121 I doubt you have anything for sale as cool as this. 87 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,389 Ah, don't be so sure... 88 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,890 [ Crash, roaring ] 89 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,159 Aah! Aah! Fuckin' bear! 90 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:50,695 Oh, Goddamnit, ahh! [ Vibrating ] 91 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,931 [ Munch, squelches ] 92 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,166 [ Roars, hatch squeaks and thuds ] 93 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:56,968 [ Whooshing ] 94 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,205 Ugh, all right, Neo, you can make your one phone call. 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,740 Thank you. 96 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:05,477 Connection, disappearing. Hey! 97 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:09,147 ♪ I'm only a bill, yes, simply a bill ♪ 98 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,682 Whoa! Wow. 99 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,128 Stealing the Declaration of Independence 100 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,752 was easier than I thought. 101 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,588 It's inside, you idiot! 102 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,024 Now, where did that little anthropomorphic 103 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,759 rolled up piece of paper go? 104 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,296 Wait, was it never here? Am I having an acid flashback? 105 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:27,532 Oh, my God, I'm freaking out! This stupid Prozac! 106 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:31,236 [ Screaming ] 107 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,370 [ Blade rings, bear roars ] 108 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,905 [ Sword vibrating, man screaming ] 109 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,340 [ Roar, munch ] 110 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,243 [ Grunting, sword vibrating ] 111 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:43,281 [ Cartoony sound effects ] 112 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,550 I am the terror that quack in the night! 113 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,019 I am the poison ivy rash on the nuts 114 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,888 that ruined your hunting trip! 115 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,690 Now that Darkwing Duck is here... 116 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,625 [ Gunshot ] Jesus! Gah, what the... 117 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,995 [ Groaning ] 118 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,563 [ Gunshot ] 119 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:00,565 Flapping ineffectively... I'm a duck! 120 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,300 Why the hell can't I get out of here?! 121 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,003 Gah, shoulder hit! Highly survivable. 122 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,138 Okay, D.W., ready to hit the road? 123 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,373 [ Gunshot ] Aah! 124 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,375 Launchpad, is that you? 125 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,876 [ Gunshot ] Oh, God, why?! 126 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,545 Uncle Scrooge? Aah! 127 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,046 Dewey! [ Gunshot ] 128 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:19,217 ♪♪ 129 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,319 Greetings, viewers! 130 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,288 You may call me the Lookie-Loo, 131 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,256 for that is my name. 132 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,693 I have transported you to my battle dome 133 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,996 on the planet Iowyo. 134 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,166 [ Roaring, flames roar ] 135 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,836 This is Fang Banger! 136 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,938 He will soon destroy your planet. 137 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:44,008 Only Earth's strongest can hope to stop him. 138 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:47,679 But who is your mightiest super team? 139 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:52,917 Let the Secret Infinity Contest of Crisis Champions begin! 140 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:57,689 ♪ Secret Infinity Contest of Motherfuckin' Crisis Champions ♪ 141 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,759 ♪ Cha-cha-cha Cheese League, Cheese League, baby! ♪ 142 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,661 Colby! The leader and the brain! 143 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,331 Cheddar! He's straight up making it rain! 144 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,100 Brie! Sexy mama with a Southern sass! 145 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:12,070 Muenster! Buff and handsome, bustin' ass! 146 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,706 And don't forget about Baby Swiss! 147 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:18,376 ♪ Baby! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha Cheese League! ♪ 148 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,912 ♪ Squatch Squad, Squatch Squad ♪ 149 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:23,782 ♪ come get your crotch gnawed by the Squatch Squad ♪ 150 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:24,916 Bigfoot! 151 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,551 Peace on Earth is his goal! 152 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,719 Spacesquatch! 153 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,120 He's comin' for your black hole! 154 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,355 Batsquatch! 155 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,956 Echolocates with sonar! 156 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:34,559 - Skunk Ape! - He's got a stinky faux-nar! 157 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,727 Sheep Squatch! 158 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,262 Don't you call him a lamb! 159 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,697 - Blurryfoot! - Never caught on cam! 160 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:43,034 ♪ Squatch Squad, baby, Squatch Squad! ♪ 161 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,571 ♪ Road Hawgs, grab a cheese log and roll these dawgs ♪ 162 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,239 ♪ They're the Road Hawgs ♪ 163 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,442 - Man Pig! - More man than pig! 164 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,977 - Pig Man! - Favorite Newton fig! 165 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:55,146 - Flank! - Favorite Campbell knee! 166 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,148 And don't forget about Steve! 167 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:00,885 ♪ Road Hawgs, up your fucking ass with Road Hawgs! ♪ 168 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,622 ♪ Hang on to your ass, here comes Bigfoot in Bigfoot! ♪ 169 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,825 ♪ One's a beast and one's a truck ♪ 170 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,862 ♪ Yes, we know you already saw Bigfoot on that other team ♪ 171 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,464 ♪ But this one's different! ♪ 172 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,532 ♪ Bigfoot in Bigfoot! ♪ 173 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:17,168 ♪ You won't get chiseled by the Marble Mob ♪ 174 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,871 ♪ Gettin' their rocks off on the job ♪ 175 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:22,640 ♪ Marble Mob, Marble Mob ♪ 176 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,709 - David! - A straight-up masterpiece! 177 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,244 - Venus de Milo! - Don't need arms 178 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,745 to bitch-slap your niece! 179 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,081 - The Thinker. - He's gonna blow your mind! 180 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,851 - Manneken Pis! - His pee will make you blind! 181 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,820 - Abe Lincoln! - He invented basketball? 182 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,622 ♪ Marble Mob, don't be a slob ♪ 183 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:42,560 ♪ You idiotic knob-job, get down with the Marble Mob! ♪ 184 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:44,963 Now then, 185 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,365 the tournament grid will be divided thusly. 186 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,002 Warning, warning, oxygen levels approaching fatal minimums. 187 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,637 [ Grunts ] 188 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,907 [ Alarm blaring ] 189 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,275 Baa! [ Gunshot ] 190 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,811 [ Alarm blaring ] 191 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,180 Sorry, the Fang Banger will definitely eat 192 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,348 the entire earth now. 193 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,049 We gave it the old college try, though. 194 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:06,551 That's what's important. 195 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,852 Peace out, yo! 196 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:09,587 [ Beeping ] 197 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:10,922 Fuckin' bear! 198 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:14,259 [ Roaring ] 199 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:17,462 Bored with the same old Easter? Yeah! 200 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,298 Resurrection of Christ not holding their attention? 201 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,900 It sure isn't! 202 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,836 Now Easter can really get hoppin'! 203 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,971 God sacrificed his only son, 204 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,807 so you won't have to sacrifice the fun. 205 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,543 Mom and Dad love to hop, 206 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,811 even Grandma just can't stop! 207 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,982 The Jesus Pogo Sticks commercial aired to 208 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,151 a world wide Super Bowl audience. 209 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,354 And at that precise moment, the rapture began. 210 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:46,391 God could take no more. 211 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,894 [ Adventure music ] 212 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,396 Mind control tigers? 213 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,998 You're usually more of a snake guy. 214 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:58,870 I know, but my exotic animal guy had a deal on tigers 215 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,072 I couldn't pass-ss up. 216 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,643 We can't go hand-to-hand with tigers, Duke! 217 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,056 We're not trained to deal with them! 218 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,780 Luckily, we have someone who is... 219 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,449 I'd like to introduce our newest recruit... everyone, meet 220 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,652 Joe-e-e Exotic! 221 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,654 Howdy, Joes, y'all, we're looking for someone 222 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,691 who knows how to handle tigers and gaslight two meth addicted 223 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,559 husbands, you've got a bull's eye. 224 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,361 Okay, let's get to that machine 225 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,763 and destroy it before it's too late. 226 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:28,499 Yo, Joe! 227 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,001 Here we go, attack, hut, hut! 228 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,069 We're under attack! 229 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,271 Mind control button push! 230 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,206 [ Sinister laugh ] 231 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,509 Tigers, kill all the Joes! 232 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,411 [ Roaring ] 233 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:41,980 The tigers are coming! 234 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,182 Aah! My arm! 235 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,050 Go, go, go. Flank 'em to the right! 236 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,152 Flank 'em to the left! Oh! 237 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:50,622 You gotta... you gotta do something! 238 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,023 [ Playing Country tune ] 239 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,092 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ 240 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:58,062 ♪ Fuckin' papa's gonna sing you a song ♪ 241 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,797 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ 242 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:04,102 ♪ Can't we all just get along? ♪ 243 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,771 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ - Aah! Cobra kitties! 244 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,207 ♪ It's time to let Cobra go ♪ 245 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,677 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ 246 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:16,381 ♪ It's time to be a G.I. Joe ♪ 247 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,550 Way to go, Exotic... now it's you who controls the tigers! 248 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,419 Girl, I've always controlled these tigers. 249 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,921 Kill that fucking Cobra asshole! 250 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,690 Oh! Run away! 251 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:29,627 Somebody stop these stupid cats! 252 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,829 Oh! Oh! Run away! 253 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,431 Way to go, Joe! 254 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,934 How do you get that tight outfit on and can I watch? 255 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:40,772 Look here, Carol, this machine you sold me doesn't work. 256 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,274 What happened to the Baskin guarantee? 257 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,944 Well, cats and kittens, it worked on my husband. 258 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,480 It should work just fine. 259 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,315 Oh, my God. She admitted it. 260 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,350 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 261 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,651 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 262 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,553 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 263 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,721 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 264 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,056 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 265 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,891 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 266 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:00,892 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 267 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,293 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 268 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,295 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 269 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,498 Ba-gawk! Bawk. 270 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,502 Stoopid Monkey.