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[ Theme music playing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It's alive!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Roaring ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Roars ]
[ Laughs ]
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Looks like we're going
to get ourselves an...
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oh, shit!
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Ah, bollocks!
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We need a thousand
yards of giant chain
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to drag that beat
out of the drink!
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If only I'd anticipated this!
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Or did I?!
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♪ Night King,
I'm the king of the ice town ♪
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♪ Learned strategy
while studying at Georgetown ♪
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♪ I been planning how to knock
a big wall down! ♪
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- Shh!
- ♪ Make Jonny Snow's Night's
Watch have a meltdown ♪
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♪ Don't be doubtin' me,
the king of the night ♪
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♪ Brought a giant dragon arrow
to this fight ♪
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♪ And if you think I'd lose that
lizard down the drain ♪
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♪ It's time you haters meet the
guy we call Whitey Two-Chain ♪
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♪ Oh, you need chains, son,
I got 'em by the mile ♪
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♪ Sell chains by the link,
I sell 'em by the pile ♪
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♪ Whitey Two's
been bustin' chains ♪
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♪ Since you was eatin' babies ♪
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♪ Big chains for the dragons ♪
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♪ And gold ones for the ladies ♪
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♪ So if you need chains,
any place, any time ♪
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♪ Call Whitey,
triple-50-1-69 ♪
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Need chains?
Call Whitey Two-Chains,
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day or night, he's got you
covered... in chains!
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- Hey!
- I'm on an ice dragon!
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Good news, our live action
remake of the "Goofy" movie
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is a hit; bad news, Disney is
officially out of old
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animated movies
to regurgitate into gold!
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"Song of the South"?
Oh, no, wait.
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That's only partly animated.
I'm sorry!
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Maybe we could
make something original.
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Oh, I said the bad thing
out loud!
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I might have an idea for you.
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Walt Disney!
You came back!
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I was buried under a sea of
garbage in the animation vault,
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but now I'm free.
Larry, I'm going to need you
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to gesticulate a little less.
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So, look, there is one film
in the vault
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no one ever talks about...
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a bit thin
in the narrative department.
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But with some tweaks, it'll make
a humdinger of a feature.
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Come on, Larry,
drop me a fatty.
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[ Beat-boxing ]
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♪ In the early days of Disney ♪
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♪ Pioneering cartoon features ♪
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♪ I had a cracking vision that
made shorties for the teachers ♪
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♪ I just loved impartin' wisdom
and enhancing education ♪
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♪ But the film I loved the most
was The Story of Menstruation ♪
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♪ We'll tell the tale of a girly
who's about to be a lady ♪
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♪ And her ovaries are cranky
'cause they wanna make a baby ♪
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♪ And her uterus is pushing and
her bladder's 'bout to blow ♪
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♪ And the villain of our story
is her ugly Aunt Flo ♪
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Flo: ♪ You'll be gushing
blood for days ♪
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♪ From your teenage
ragamuffin ♪
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♪ And the only way to staunch it
is my friend here Mr. Stuffin' ♪
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Man: Stop, stop, stop!
Come on!
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I had 10 more minutes
of that!
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This is no film, Mr. Disney.
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It's a franchise!
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Green light!
Jumping sound!
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Can you bring me
my coffee, Jamiroquai?
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Okay...
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Not, not, not. That's not
where the coffee is. Not.
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You know what?
I'll just get it myself.
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Butterfly, tree,
ladybug, cloud.
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Liminal iconography
representing human aspirations
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divided between the spiritual
and the temporal.
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Another bird, goldfish.
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Hang on, Luke, you can keep warm
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by sleeping in this dead
tauntaun.
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[ Dramatic chord ]
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[ Grunting ]
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♪♪
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Jerry! Oh, Jerry!
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The kids and I
thought you were dead!
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Come on, let's get you home.
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Ah, crap.
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No, no...
I'm not touching you!
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Everyone good with
ice rats for dinner?
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I've got to get out of here.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
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Dad, you promised
we'd throw the ball!
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[ Grunts ]
Ow!
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Way to get in front of it, Dad!
You're great at baseball.
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You promised you'd
teach me to dance.
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Wow, your moves are both
def and fresh!
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Dad, you dance like
M.C. Hammerhead!
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Where do you think
you're going?
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[ Whispering ]
It's Wednesday.
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[ Squealing ]
[ Grunting ]
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Happy birthday!
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You're the heart
of this family, Jerry.
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I don't know where
we'd be without you.
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It says we love you, Dad!
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Blow out the candles, Dad!
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Uh...
[ Sputtering ]
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Yay!
We'll go cut you a slice.
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Here you are, kid!
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I've been tracking you
for months.
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Let's get out of here.
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I used to think my destiny
was being a Jedi,
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but now I know
it's to be a good father
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as a man inside of
a dead tauntaun body.
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[ Stammering ]
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Oops.
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Well, I'll go next.
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I'm actually in ewok
who hid in this body
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after I crash landed
on this planet.
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And I am tauntaun,
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but I'm in the body
of another dead tauntaun.
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Oh, then I guess
it's time to go.
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Oh, my God, that means...
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no more responsibilities
for Susan!
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[ Woman vocalizing ]
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[ Somber cello music ]
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[ Mugging ]
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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Hee-hee...
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[ Sobbing ]
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Oh, good heavens!
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I shouldn't have taken
so much melatonin last night!
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Wait, where am I?
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[ Photographers shouting,
goose squawking ]
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So, Mr. Kenobi
under job experience,
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you wrote "influencer."
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You know, that's... that's not
a real job, right?
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It is a real job.
It is a real job.
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You want to see
some of my bikini pics?
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I want to see
some of your bikini pics.
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Oh, boy!
Vacation!
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Despite my monotone personality,
I too am excited.
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Yeah, man,
I may be the Grim Reaper,
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but sometimes you need
an adventure that ain't so grim.
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Welcome aboard
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
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We've got nothing but
smooth sailing ahead of us.
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Me hate them so much.
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Are those your kids?
They're darling.
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No, mon.
I'm the Grim Reaper.
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They want me
as an indentured servant
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in a rigged
limbo competition.
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It's all in the Wikipedia.
That's awful.
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It's 2014...
March 8, 2014, to be exact.
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And slavery is not cool in 2014,
not that it was ever.
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It was never cool, guys.
Never, ever.
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Maybe she's right.
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Whoa!
Grim?! Grim!
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No more "Grim Adventures of
Billy and Mandy," mon!
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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You're damn right, no bodies
were ever found!
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Took a vote on the plane
and everyone wanted to visit
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the island from "Lost"!
Grim Reaper magic, mon!
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I can make that shit happen.
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Happy little trees.
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[ Chainsaw droning,
tree screams ]
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[ Tree screaming,
saw whirring ]
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Why?!
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Happy little trees.
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So happy,
and if I say it loud enough,
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I can't hear their unhappy
little screams.
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Hey, fuck you!
Let's practice cloud smudges
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using just our fingers...
happy clouds.
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Maxwell, it's so cool
you invited us
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to your home of Sylvania
for spring break.
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Plus it means
we didn't have to go to
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Gena's a cappella competition.
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Their version of "Amazing Grace"
is...
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♪ Auditory assault! ♪
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You are such a dick, Steve, I
don't even know why I date you.
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It is my pleasure
to present you,
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my non-Sylvanian
college friends,
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at the Sylvanian Summer Festival
as my special gifts.
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You mean guests, right?
We are here!
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♪♪
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Um, why are the elephant people
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the same size as
the squirrel people?
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It is the Sylvanian Family way,
don't think about it,
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and lose yourself
in some 10,000 proof mead!
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Oh, no, thanks.
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It feels like I'm choking
just being here.
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Don't mind if I do!
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Holy shitballs, that is raw!
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Mother, father, sister,
come... Gena, meet my family.
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Any friend of Maxwell
is a friend of ours,
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especially one
with such fine birthing hips.
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We made you this traditional
Sylvanian bridal flock!
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Um, I'm sorry?
My parents are the tailors
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of Sylvania...
it's not like you're marrying
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Mother Earth or anything.
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Yet!
[ All laughing ]
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Okay, uh, Steve...
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do you think we
could just, like...
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Steve!
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[ Giggling ]
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Freya Chocolate Rabbit
is in heat!
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And she likes you,
lucky boy!
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Steve is my boyfriend.
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He doesn't fuck rabbits.
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Gena, we said we're going
to experience
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everything about Sylvanian
culture, now stop...
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You're blocking me, Gena.
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Well, Freya can't mate
with another rabbit
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because all of the rabbits
and Sylvania are related,
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just like all the hedgehogs
and the squirrels and hippos.
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Oh, my God!
If we made amongst ourselves,
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we end up with weird variants
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like Giant Ralph
Walnut Squirrel,
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[ Grinding ]
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Sylvanian brunch
is served!
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This place is madness!
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Steve, we've gotta ge...
Where's Steve?!
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Oh, listen, listen, I think he's
deep inside the rabbit hole!
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[ Moaning ]
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Steve!
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[ Whooping ]
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I am with child,
I can feel it.
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Whoo-ha!
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Steven!
Hey, baby.
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It turns out Sylvanian culture
is fucking awesome.
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I'm totally
breaking up with you.
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You can't leave, we already
skinned Patrick Bear!
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As our Sylvanian
Summer Queen,
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You must dress Steve in this
skin and burn him alive!
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It is the Sylvania Family way!
Burn Steve?
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Mm...
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Now we administer the nectar
of Sylvanian lotus berry
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so he feels no pain...
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No! I want him to feel
this burn!
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Ladies?!
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♪ Amazing grace ♪
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♪ How sweet the sound ♪
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♪ That saved a wretch
like me ♪
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I once was lost,
but now I'm found ♪
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♪ Was blind, but now I see ♪
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Steve: Burn me!
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- [ Chittering ]
- Stupid monkey!
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Wahoo!
[ Smack ]
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