1 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:11,443 ♪♪ 2 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:12,944 [ Laughs ] 3 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:16,782 ♪♪ 4 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,050 [ Clicks ] 5 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:23,822 ♪♪ 6 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,891 Man: It's alive! 7 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:33,732 ♪♪ 8 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,400 [ Laughter ] 9 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:40,172 ♪♪ 10 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,974 [ Laughter ] 11 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,777 Ah, man, shut the door! Okay. 12 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:48,013 Oh, man, there's so many zombies. 13 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,915 Oh, shit! Grab the shotgun. 14 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,116 Wait, no, don't! 15 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,051 [ Glass shatters ] 16 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:55,120 [ Pop! ] Huh? What? 17 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,522 Aw, no! Today's April Fools' Day. 18 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:58,857 I was going to prank you guys. 19 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,026 What kind of prank involves a shotgun? 20 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,028 I don't know, a gun prank? 21 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,496 Run! 22 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,765 We can hide in the closet! Wait, don't! 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,568 [ Grunts, groans ] 24 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,203 [ Screams ] 25 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:15,006 Marcus, April foo-- I'm such an asshole. 26 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,709 Kyle, is this whole house filled with pranks?! 27 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,944 I am so sorry. 28 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,580 [ Gasps, panting ] Whoa. [ Hinge creaks ] 29 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,081 [ Boing! ] Aah! [ Grunts ] 30 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,816 [ Screams ] 31 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,552 Oh, God! I am the April Fool! 32 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,254 It was me all along! 33 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,256 [ Groans ] 34 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,092 I taste hamburger. 35 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,961 You told me these kids were vegan. 36 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,630 April Fools. 37 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,032 You're a dick. 38 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,767 We will now witness Tyrion Lannister's 39 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,603 trial by combat. 40 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,606 Fighting for the king, The Mountain! 41 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,342 Fighting on Tyrion's behalf... 42 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:51,977 that guy. [ Squeaks ] 43 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,279 [ Growls ] 44 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,581 [ Squeaking ] 45 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,884 ♪♪ 46 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,485 [ Growls ] 47 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,487 [ Squeaking loudly ] 48 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,389 Looks like a draw to me, Father. 49 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,194 [ Groans ] Too many Appletinis last night. 50 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:13,298 Where am I? And what did I put my solid snake in? 51 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,368 Shit. Alright, just remember your training. 52 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,336 Crawl. [ Barks ] 53 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,505 Chihuahua? [ Spy music plays ] 54 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:24,176 Tranq gun. Bang, bang, sleepy. 55 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,479 [ Gasps ] 56 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:32,350 Where's the exit? The front door is located here. 57 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,685 Woman: Snake? Huh? 58 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,420 Sleeper hold. 59 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,189 Snake? Snake? 60 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:39,624 Decoy. Huh? 61 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,960 What is this inflatable shit? [ Groans ] 62 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,430 ♪♪ 63 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,565 There you are. 64 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,867 Do you want to have brunch with my girlfriends? 65 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,136 ♪♪ 66 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,406 [ Sighs deeply ] Where's my suicide pill when I need it? 67 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,808 Alright, my Smurfs, 68 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,210 we need a new song 69 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:00,111 about raking up acorns! 70 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,279 [ Bird cries ] 71 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,114 ♪♪ 72 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:06,284 Oh, no! 73 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:12,558 ♪♪ 74 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,061 You landed on Boardwalk. Pay up, bitch. 75 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,963 Announcer: Do you love Monopoly but wish it addressed 76 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,332 the historical pay disparity between men and women? 77 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,134 What? Then meet Ms. Monopoly. 78 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:25,237 Gender pay gap? Not on my watch. 79 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:26,471 But I was winning! 80 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:27,973 And now you can win in the corporate world 81 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,141 without having to spread your legs. 82 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,610 This is a children's game. 83 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,813 It's never too early to level the corporate playing field. 84 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,515 What?! In Ms. Monopoly, 85 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,918 girls start with more money than the boys. 86 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,220 No hand jobs in the copy room necessary. 87 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,055 Where's the racecar? Where's the dog? 88 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:47,125 I've replaced the phallic game pieces with tokens 89 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,394 representing the female corporate journey. 90 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,596 A journal, a hand weight, a wineglass. 91 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,366 Don't like it? Shove it up your chauvinist ass! 92 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,101 But I'm always the dog. 93 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,671 Honey, with Ms. Monopoly you could break the glass ceiling 94 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,607 without sitting up and begging to blow the boss. 95 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:06,211 [ Cries ] Mother: I got your glass ceiling right here. 96 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,848 Little tip. Never blow your boss. 97 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,650 Why are you assuming my boss is a man? 98 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,120 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 99 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:18,156 Were you always this magic, Mike? 100 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,926 Announcer: Performing a series of illusions for us tonight, Magic Mike! 101 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:23,995 [ Cheers and applause ] 102 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,964 [ Booing ] Boo, you suck! 103 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,465 Show us your dick! 104 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,768 Audience: [ Chanting ] Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat! 105 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,638 [ Cries ] You don't deserve my gift. 106 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,940 Bananas, America sure is a land of opportunity. 107 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,742 I'm done with this one. Yoink! 108 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,177 I am minding my own business. 109 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,881 Whoa! I seem to be caught in some form of comedy. 110 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,249 Don't let me be a bother, gentlemen. 111 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,151 I am only caught up in a bit of comedy. 112 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,720 Ah, this is the zoo what added a gorilla exhibit. 113 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,423 The comedy approaches a crescendo, I suspect. 114 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,391 And, end with a flourish. 115 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:56,961 My, what a perfectly realized bit of timeless comedy. 116 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,963 [ Laughs, screams ] [ Growls ] 117 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:00,399 [ Rapid gunfire ] 118 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,371 Satine, we saved the Moulin Rouge 119 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,772 and can finally be together. 120 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,108 [ Coughs ] I have consumption. 121 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,445 I've known for a few months. That's tuberculosis! 122 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,813 That's highly contagious. 123 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,548 We've been hooking up since April. 124 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,650 I love you and I'm dead. 125 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,919 Has anyone invented penicillin yet? 126 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,288 [ Banging on door ] 127 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,824 You no pay rent, Linda. You get out! 128 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,493 Please, Mr. Cookie, I have no place to go. 129 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,862 You evicted. You go now. 130 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,832 You're a monster! [ Sobs ] 131 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,667 Me know. Me know. 132 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,904 Yo Gabba Gabba -- What the fuck?! 133 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:44,409 Hell no! Where's Muno? Foofa? Toodee? Brobee? Plex? 134 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:46,845 I must have grabbed the wrong suitcase at the park. 135 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,279 You got the money? Yeah. 136 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,848 You got the stuff? [ Boing! ] 137 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,616 What are those things? Where's my powder? 138 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,284 Pow! Pow! 139 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:56,488 [ Vehicle door closes, tires squeal ] 140 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,356 ♪ What is death, why do people die? ♪ 141 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,158 ♪ It's one of life's unanswered questions ♪ 142 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,693 ♪ And no one knows why 143 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,028 ♪ You can die today and you could die anywhere ♪ 144 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:05,930 ♪ Like that guy, whose ear is here ♪ 145 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,166 ♪ But his teeth are over there ♪ 146 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,267 What's up, fellas? 147 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,302 I've been looking for you guys everywhere. 148 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:12,937 Oh, good, there's my suitcase. 149 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,073 Now I can give this cornstarch back to its right-- 150 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,908 [ Tires screech ] Ka-boom! 151 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,777 [ Engine revs ] 152 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,715 DJ Lance? 153 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,985 DJ Lance? 154 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,123 DJ Lance? 155 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,025 DJ Lance? 156 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,860 DJ Lance? 157 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,862 DJ Lance? 158 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,131 DJ Lance? 159 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,734 Goliath, I can't wait any longer. 160 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,169 I want to make love to you. 161 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,770 Elisa, the hour is late. 162 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,772 If the sun were to rise during the sex, 163 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,942 my prodigious rock appendage would likely tear you in two. 164 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,812 I'm starting to think you're not packing any heat 165 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,181 under that comically oversized loincloth! 166 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,216 You're too good a cop, Elisa. 167 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,652 It's true. I have no penis. 168 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:02,720 One night, long ago while I slept, 169 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,390 Xanatos chiseled it off. 170 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,892 I don't care. I love you. 171 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,628 Wow. You are quite a woman. 172 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,964 Jesus, are you fucking my tail? 173 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,833 Have you ever heard the word consent? 174 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,202 Oh, no. It's happening. I'm going to stone. 175 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,638 Oh, yeah. This is going to work out just fi-- 176 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:22,574 Aah! [ Roof crumbles ] 177 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,477 Ooh, I'm sorry, Mr. David, 178 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:29,214 but your reservation was for 7:00 and it's now 7:15. 179 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,182 That's not on me. I was here at 7:00, 180 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,550 but parking was a nightmare. 181 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,319 You got to give me that 15-minute leeway. 182 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,687 It's a leeway deal. 183 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,555 That's not how the world works, sir. 184 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,756 Well, the world would be a lot better 185 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,124 if there were places to park. 186 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:43,061 Maybe we need half as many people on the planet. 187 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,362 Hmm. 188 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,931 No leeway. They gotta give you the leeway. 189 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,167 I'd be furious, if not for my new 190 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,236 UNTUCKit shirts button-down 191 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,738 but designed to be worn untucked. 192 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:56,140 You know what? I can't believe how good it looks. 193 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:59,878 Weird thing to say about a shirt, but I love it. Jeff? 194 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:03,181 Turning to ash. What's all this dust? 195 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,884 Thanos snapped half of humanity out of existence 196 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,619 based on your parking rant. 197 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,053 First of all, you said you were going to 198 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:11,556 be here at 4:00 and you got here at 4:00. 199 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,791 With more people, you wouldn't have found parking 200 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,694 till at least 4:15. Ah, can it, Bernie. 201 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,463 We would have just left 15 minutes earlier. 202 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,698 I'm actually not offended by the Bernie comparison. 203 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,667 Played him on "SNL," made a few bucks. 204 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,569 Great bucks? Eh, okay bucks. 205 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,771 You know Lorne. You ever been on "SNL," Stark? 206 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:30,608 Nah, Stark's too big. Stark's a big boy. 207 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,410 [ Sighs ] If we want to defeat our enemies, 208 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,879 we'll need your power, the power to annoy people 209 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,648 so much they just give up. 210 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,283 How's the parking? Is there a pass? 211 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,084 I'm going to need an assigned spot. 212 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,619 Now, we go back in time 213 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,656 and collect all the Infinity Stones. 214 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,058 Hey, you want my opinion? Too many Avengers. 215 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,660 I can't remember all these names. 216 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,428 Also some of you are gods, 217 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,564 one of you is good at gym-class archery. 218 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:55,199 It's uneven. I don't want to go anymore. 219 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,302 [ Whoosh ] 220 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,337 If you want the soul stone, 221 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:03,441 you'll have to sacrifice something you love. 222 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,044 What are you, nuts? Not my UNTUCKit shirt! 223 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,146 You keep saying how much you love it. 224 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,547 Just get another shirt. 225 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:12,216 The guy who started the company turned to dust. 226 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,152 You're so annoying! 227 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,987 I give up! No! 228 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:19,190 You're supposed to use your power on the bad guys! 229 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,526 But my bad might be your good. 230 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,328 Who's good for me might -- 231 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,698 Ugh, how can you work with this man? 232 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,899 Auf wiedersehen. 233 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:28,967 Is Red Man the villain? 234 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,301 Seemed kind of like a Nazi. 235 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,604 Larry, I think you're a villain. 236 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,339 And I think archery is not a sport. 237 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,708 Ah, we're at an impasse, but I'm okay with it. 238 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,211 [ Blows landing, grunting, heroic music plays ] 239 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:45,783 ♪♪ 240 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:49,087 Larry, God damn it, hand the gauntlet to Scarlet Witch! 241 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,688 Who are all these people? 242 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,557 Just run, you whiny asshole. 243 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,995 Aah! My UNTUCKit shirt! No! 244 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,330 I got to get the stain out before it sets! 245 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,332 Avengers: Larry! Larry! 246 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,135 Man: Oh, no! Thanos has all the stones! Oh, yeah. It's working. 247 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,104 It's working. It's working. It's working! Oh, but Iron Man tripped him 248 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,605 and now he's got all the stones. 249 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,274 Iron Man: I am Iron Man! 250 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,809 Man: Oh, my God, it worked! 251 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:16,681 -But Iron Man is dead. -There we go. No more stain. 252 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:22,487 [ Melancholy music plays ] 253 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:26,290 Wow, parking was a nightmare. So which one of you died again? 254 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:28,292 Scarlet Witch of the West, Fish Oil Man? 255 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,662 Damn it, Larry, you're 15 minutes late. 256 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,731 Where's the leeway? 257 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:42,306 ♪♪ 258 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:50,915 ♪♪ 259 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:59,490 ♪♪ 260 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,492 DJ Lance? 261 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,661 DJ Lance? 262 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,296 DJ Lance? 263 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:09,801 DJ Lance? 264 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,137 [ Monkey chatters ] Man: Stupid monkey! 265 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,673 [ Chatters ] [ Boing! ] [ Hand clap ]