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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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[ Clicks ]

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♪♪

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Man: It's alive!

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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Ah, man, shut the door!
Okay.

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Oh, man,
there's so many zombies.

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Oh, shit!
Grab the shotgun.

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Wait, no, don't!

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[ Glass shatters ]

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[ Pop! ]
Huh? What?

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Aw, no! Today's
April Fools' Day.

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I was going to
prank you guys.

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What kind of prank
involves a shotgun?

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I don't know,
a gun prank?

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Run!

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We can hide in the closet!
Wait, don't!

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[ Grunts, groans ]

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[ Screams ]

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Marcus, April foo--
I'm such an asshole.

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Kyle, is this whole house
filled with pranks?!

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I am so sorry.

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[ Gasps, panting ] Whoa.
[ Hinge creaks ]

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[ Boing! ]
Aah! [ Grunts ]

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[ Screams ]

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Oh, God!
I am the April Fool!

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It was me all along!

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[ Groans ]

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I taste hamburger.

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You told me these kids
were vegan.

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April Fools.

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You're a dick.

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We will now witness
Tyrion Lannister's

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trial by combat.

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Fighting for the king,
The Mountain!

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Fighting
on Tyrion's behalf...

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that guy.
[ Squeaks ]

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[ Growls ]

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[ Squeaking ]

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♪♪

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[ Growls ]

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[ Squeaking loudly ]

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Looks like
a draw to me, Father.

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[ Groans ]
Too many Appletinis last night.

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Where am I? And what did I
put my solid snake in?

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Shit. Alright,
just remember your training.

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Crawl.
[ Barks ]

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Chihuahua?
[ Spy music plays ]

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Tranq gun.
Bang, bang, sleepy.

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[ Gasps ]

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Where's the exit?
The front door
is located here.

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Woman: Snake?
Huh?

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Sleeper hold.

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Snake? Snake?

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Decoy.
Huh?

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What is this inflatable shit?
[ Groans ]

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♪♪

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There you are.

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Do you want to have brunch
with my girlfriends?

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♪♪

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[ Sighs deeply ]
Where's my suicide pill
when I need it?

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Alright, my Smurfs,

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we need a new song

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about raking up acorns!

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[ Bird cries ]

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♪♪

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Oh, no!

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♪♪

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You landed on Boardwalk.
Pay up, bitch.

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Announcer:
Do you love Monopoly
but wish it addressed

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the historical pay disparity
between men and women?

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What?
Then meet Ms. Monopoly.

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Gender pay gap?
Not on my watch.

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But I was winning!

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And now you can win
in the corporate world

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without having
to spread your legs.

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This is
a children's game.

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It's never too early to level
the corporate playing field.

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What?!
In Ms. Monopoly,

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girls start with
more money than the boys.

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No hand jobs
in the copy room necessary.

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Where's the racecar?
Where's the dog?

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I've replaced the phallic
game pieces with tokens

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representing the female
corporate journey.

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A journal, a hand weight,
a wineglass.

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Don't like it?
Shove it up your chauvinist ass!

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But I'm always the dog.

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Honey, with Ms. Monopoly you
could break the glass ceiling

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without sitting up
and begging to blow the boss.

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[ Cries ]
Mother: I got your
glass ceiling right here.

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Little tip.
Never blow your boss.

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Why are you assuming
my boss is a man?

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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Were you always this
magic, Mike?

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Announcer:
Performing a series of illusions
for us tonight, Magic Mike!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Booing ]
Boo, you suck!

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Show us your dick!

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Audience: [ Chanting ]
Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat!

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[ Cries ]
You don't deserve my gift.

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Bananas, America sure
is a land of opportunity.

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I'm done with this one.
Yoink!

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I am minding
my own business.

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Whoa! I seem to be caught
in some form of comedy.

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Don't let me be a bother,
gentlemen.

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I am only caught up
in a bit of comedy.

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Ah, this is the zoo
what added a gorilla exhibit.

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The comedy approaches
a crescendo, I suspect.

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And, end with a flourish.

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My, what a perfectly realized
bit of timeless comedy.

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[ Laughs, screams ]
[ Growls ]

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[ Rapid gunfire ]

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Satine, we saved
the Moulin Rouge

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and can finally be together.

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[ Coughs ]
I have consumption.

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I've known for a few months.
That's tuberculosis!

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That's highly contagious.

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We've been hooking up
since April.

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I love you and I'm dead.

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Has anyone
invented penicillin yet?

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[ Banging on door ]

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You no pay rent, Linda.
You get out!

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Please, Mr. Cookie,
I have no place to go.

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You evicted.
You go now.

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You're a monster!
[ Sobs ]

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Me know. Me know.

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Yo Gabba Gabba --
What the [bleep]?!

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Hell no! Where's Muno?
Foofa? Toodee? Brobee? Plex?

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I must have grabbed
the wrong suitcase at the park.

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You got the money?
Yeah.

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You got the stuff?
[ Boing! ]

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What are those things?
Where's my powder?

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Pow! Pow!

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[ Vehicle door closes,
tires squeal ]

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♪ What is death,
why do people die? ♪

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♪ It's one of life's
unanswered questions ♪

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♪ And no one knows why

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♪ You can die today
and you could die anywhere ♪

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♪ Like that guy,
whose ear is here ♪

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♪ But his teeth
are over there ♪

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What's up, fellas?

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I've been looking
for you guys everywhere.

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Oh, good,
there's my suitcase.

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Now I can give this cornstarch
back to its right--

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[ Tires screech ]
Ka-boom!

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[ Engine revs ]

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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Goliath,
I can't wait any longer.

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I want to make love to you.

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Elisa, the hour is late.

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If the sun were to rise
during the sex,

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my prodigious rock appendage
would likely tear you in two.

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I'm starting to think
you're not packing any heat

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under that comically
oversized loincloth!

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You're too good
a cop, Elisa.

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It's true.
I have no penis.

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One night,
long ago while I slept,

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Xanatos chiseled it off.

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I don't care.
I love you.

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Wow.
You are quite a woman.

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Jesus,
are you [bleep] my tail?

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Have you ever heard
the word consent?

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Oh, no. It's happening.
I'm going to stone.

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Oh, yeah. This is going
to work out just fi--

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Aah!
[ Roof crumbles ]

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Ooh, I'm sorry,
Mr. David,

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but your reservation was for
7:00 and it's now 7:15.

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That's not on me.
I was here at 7:00,

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but parking was
a nightmare.

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You got to give me
that 15-minute leeway.

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It's a leeway deal.

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That's not how
the world works, sir.

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Well, the world would be
a lot better

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if there were
places to park.

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Maybe we need half
as many people on the planet.

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Hmm.

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No leeway.
They gotta give you
the leeway.

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I'd be furious,
if not for my new

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UNTUCKit shirts
button-down

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but designed to be
worn untucked.

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You know what? I can't believe
how good it looks.

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Weird thing to say about a
shirt, but I love it. Jeff?

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Turning to ash.
What's all this dust?

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Thanos snapped half of humanity
out of existence

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based on<i> your</i> parking rant.

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First of all,
you said you were going to

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be here at 4:00
and you got here at 4:00.

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With more people,
you wouldn't have found parking

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till at least 4:15.
Ah, can it, Bernie.

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We would have just left
15 minutes earlier.

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I'm actually not offended
by the Bernie comparison.

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Played him on "SNL,"
made a few bucks.

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Great bucks?
Eh, okay bucks.

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You know Lorne.
You ever been on "SNL," Stark?

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Nah, Stark's too big.
Stark's a big boy.

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[ Sighs ] If we want
to defeat our enemies,

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we'll need your power,
the power to annoy people

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so much they just give up.

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How's the parking?
Is there a pass?

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I'm going to need
an assigned spot.

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Now, we go back in time

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and collect
all the Infinity Stones.

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Hey, you want my opinion?
Too many Avengers.

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I can't remember
all these names.

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Also some of you are gods,

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one of you is good
at gym-class archery.

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It's uneven.
I don't want to go anymore.

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[ Whoosh ]

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If you want the soul stone,

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you'll have to sacrifice
something you love.

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What are you, nuts?
Not my UNTUCKit shirt!

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You keep saying
how much you love it.

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Just get another shirt.

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The guy who started
the company turned to dust.

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You're so annoying!

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I give up!
No!

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You're supposed to use
your power on the bad guys!

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But my bad
might be your good.

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Who's good for me
might --

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Ugh, how can you
work with this man?

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<i> Auf wiedersehen.</i>

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Is Red Man the villain?

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Seemed kind of
like a Nazi.

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Larry,
I think<i> you're</i> a villain.

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And I think archery
is not a sport.

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Ah, we're at an impasse,
but I'm okay with it.

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[ Blows landing, grunting,
heroic music plays ]

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♪♪

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Larry, God damn it, hand the
gauntlet to Scarlet Witch!

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Who are all these people?

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Just run, you whiny asshole.

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Aah!
My UNTUCKit shirt! No!

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I got to get the stain out
before it sets!

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Avengers: Larry! Larry!

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Man: Oh, no!
Thanos has all the stones!
Oh, yeah. It's working.

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It's working. It's working.
It's working!
Oh, but Iron Man
tripped him

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and now he's got
all the stones.

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Iron Man:
I am Iron Man!

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Man:
Oh, my God, it worked!

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-But Iron Man is dead.
-There we go. No more stain.

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Wow, parking was a nightmare.
So which one of you died again?

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Scarlet Witch of the West,
Fish Oil Man?

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Damn it, Larry,
you're 15 minutes late.

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Where's the leeway?

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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DJ Lance?

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[ Monkey chatters ]
Man: Stupid monkey!

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