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It's alive!
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Aah!
What have you done to it?!
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What have you done
to its eyes?!
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He has his father's eyes.
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Whose "D" do I need to ask
to get another drink in this...
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Does she know?
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Ahh... she knows.
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"Tinker Bell warned Peter,
any time he says
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fairies don't exist,
somewhere a fairy drops dead."
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- Any time he says what?
- Uh, fairies don't exist.
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Fairies don't exist?
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That's what people can't say?
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Yes, fairies don't exist.
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Mommy, I'm worried
about the fairies,
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the ones that die if you say,
"Fairies don't exist."
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Harold!
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You don't have to worry
about the fairies.
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They're not real.
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- Fairies don't exist.
- Aah!
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What band did you all come
to see tonight?
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Fairies Don't Exist!
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I want to hear you chant it.
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Fairies Don't Exist.
Fairies Don't Exist.
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We now return to the
adventures of Colonial Cat.
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Meow meow meow
meow meow meow.
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Meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
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meow meow meow meow.
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Meow meow meow meow.
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Meow meow meow meow.
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow.
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Welcome back to "The Voice."
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Up next are a group of ex-terrorists
pursuing their dream of becoming
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America's next hit band.
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♪ We're Cold Slither,
and we're playing our tune ♪
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♪ Rocking our music
and coming for you ♪
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♪ We used to play for terror ♪
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- ♪ But now we sing for love ♪
- Oh!
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♪ We are to music like
O.J. was to gloves ♪
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♪ Too fit to quit ♪
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- Ohh!
- Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Cold S-S-Slither,
the band
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I created to poison
the minds of the youth.
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Cobra Commander, uh...
let me explain.
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Did you really think
you could just leave
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Cobra, audition for "The Voice,"
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and sing so soulfully
that I would forgive you?
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- Uh... yes?
- Well, you were right.
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That was fantastic!
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Now's the time to choose.
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Which producer do you
want to work with?
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We're going to go with...
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- Blake Shelton!
- Blake Shelton?!
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His career is
dating Gwen Stefani.
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Captain, there's
an iceberg ahead.
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Shh! Not now.
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Sisters, to Salem.
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We must suck the lives
out of the children.
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- But we have no brooms.
- Not to worry, sisters.
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We have something
much better than brooms.
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Come! We fly!
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We fly!
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Whoa!
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The battery's low, Winnie.
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It's taking me back to
the docking station. Oh!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Okey-dokey, first name...
Bent-Neck,
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last name... Lady.
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All right, ma'am,
I'm sure we can help you.
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Oh, thank God.
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I've been everywhere, and
everyone says I'm a lost cause.
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No, there is no such thing.
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Oh, darn it. I'm sorry.
We don't accept HMO.
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Aah! Jesus!
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Shit!
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So, I says, "Putz,
if you're a canary,
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I'm a bald eagle."
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Classic pigeon burn.
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Hey, here comes
Wonder Woman.
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She has such a unique
flying stance.
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It's almost like
she's sitting in a...
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Oh, my God,
she's in her Invisible Jet!
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Fly away, Pig, fly!
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Aah!
Oh!
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Mayday, mayday.
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- Oh, that was a close call, huh?
- You can fly!
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Why do you need
an Invisible Jet?!
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Oh, Pigeon God, please save
us from this redundancy.
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I will not save you, for
you have pigeon masturbated
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on the Sabbath,
so sayeth Pigeon God.
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Hi. I'm Will Hunting.
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And I'm his dumb friend.
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- We're at Goodwill.
- We're about to go...
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Goodwill hunting.
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- ...Goodwill hunting.
- Here we go.
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Fire, fire! Arrow!
Wang!
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Yes!
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- Hey, that was mine!
- You like apples?
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I-I guess. Oh!
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How do you like them apples,
huh, old broad?
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- Goodwill hunting.
- Goodwill hunting.
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Getting this cashmere
Pierre Cardin for $4.99.
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It's valued at least $49.99.
Gonna flip it on eBay.
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My friend's wicked smart.
Goodwill hunting.
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Ah, it's not your fault.
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It's not your fault
you're the good Will Hunting.
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Nah, I think it is.
Got to go see about a sale.
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Goodwill hunting!
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We're Mutt and Jeff.
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We were huge once.
It seems unfair
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that we should just fade into
obscurity like this. Avenge us...
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Where am I?
What is this?
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Step right up, Beverly!
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Introducing Pennywise
the Dancing Clown!
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No! No!
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♪ Clowns, clowns, clowns ♪
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♪ Giant shoes and clowny tips ♪
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♪ Clowns, clowns, clowns ♪
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♪ In a tiny car,
10 clowns will fit ♪
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♪ Clowns, clowns, clowns ♪
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♪ They're a whole lots
of epic fail ♪
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♪ Clowns, clowns, clowns ♪
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♪ John Wayne Gacy
died in jail ♪
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♪ Clowns, clowns, clowns ♪
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♪ Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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- Ugh.
- Just a buck for all of that?
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No appreciation for artistry.
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I'm sorry.
It's about economy.
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- We're downsizing. Got to let you go.
- Fire burn.
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No, not fired.
Downsized.
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Still burn.
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You won't get away
with this, Fat Cat.
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I already have.
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And now I will finally
destroy the Rescue Rangers.
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There you are, Professor Pudge.
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Time to go to the doctor's.
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No, Linda, not now!
Please!
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I'm afraid Professor Pudge's
weight problems
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aren't getting any better.
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It's not Professor Pudge.
It's Fat Cat.
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Which, now that I say
it out loud, is worse.
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If you don't do something
soon, he's going to die,
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and feline-obesity
surgeries are very expensive.
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Oh, Professor,
I'll miss the way
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you wore
little sport coats and vests.
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Even though I never bought you
little sport coats and vests.
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Oh, I can't watch this.
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What the hell is going on here?
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Favorite part of my job.
I got...
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What?! Oh!
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- Aah!
- You fool!
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I'm the head of a giant
animal-based crime syndicate.
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I'm mother Fat Cat.
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Oh, a heart attack.
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We're looking for a contractor
to build our new home.
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You're in luck. At Fortnite
Builders, we pride ourselves
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on being fast and resourceful.
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Here, you want a staircase?
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Ah! Boom! Fortnite!
Do I get the job?
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- Wow, he's fast.
- Since when is speed something
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you're impressed with, Joanne?
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Rocket launcher!
Got to go.
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We'd love to have
a Cape-Cod-style house...
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- ...nestled among the trees.
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House, land, Cod, Fortnite!
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Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop,
chop, chop, chop, chop!
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- Did he just cut down all our trees?
- Destroying wood?
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Looks like you've got
something in common, Joanne.
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Boom! Fortnite!
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That's just a poorly
constructed tower with stairs
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- that go nowhere...
- Oh, sniped!
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Hop and weave, Joanne.
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- What? What?
- Hop and weave.
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- Ah, okay, okay. Okay.
- Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
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- Hop, hop...
- Aah!
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Okay, what the
is going on?
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You're one of us now.
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Never stop jumping,
Joanne. Never stop.
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- Double down.
- Good luck.
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19. Dealer wins.
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Oh, oh! H-how much for this
Doomcaliber Knight?
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- It's pretty beat-up, but...
- Sir, call these people.
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A gambling addiction is no
joke, and they can help you.
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- Maybe...
- But he won't.
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You can tell by
the look on his face.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- She's Pete?
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete. I'm Pete!
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete!
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete.
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I'm...
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I'm Pete!
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete!
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete!
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I'm... Pete!
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete, I'm Pete!
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- I'm Pete!
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete!
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete.
I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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I'm Pete!
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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I'm... Aaaah!
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I am Pete,
destroyer of Petes.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Pete.
- I'm Pete.
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My name's Peter.
I'm Peter...
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