It's alive!
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.
- Objection, Your Honor. - Sustained.
Hey, Bert, we're being honored
- on "Sesame Street" Pride Day. - Aw!
Can't two good friends be roommates
and do everything together
without people assuming we're gay?
I am gay, Bert. Gay means happy,
and I'm very happy to be living with you, Bert!
Well, that's ... that's sweet, Ernie, but I think
they mean gay like homosexual, like, with sex.
Oh, I see. So, like...
- Yeah, like that. - And this?
Ernie, come on! Not this again.
I'm not listening. La la la la la!
What about this, Bert?!
Squeeze my honker.
Oh, Ernie, that's too much!
It's nice they still make love after so long.
- Yeah. - Don't by shy ... give it a squeeze!
That's too much.
- We should probably come back later. - Probably.
The Anderson Twins have shared a lung for 25 years.
Separating conjoined twins is the most
complicated medical procedure we will ever perform.
It requires an expert from every specialty.
We'll have to separate the common lung
and implant the donor lung, then reconstruct both rib cages,
and finally, graft a considerable amount of skin
and tissue over both torsos.
This procedure will take between 19 and 23 hours.
If Dr. Alexander will note the time,
- we will be ... - All right, chums, let's do this!
- LeRoy Yin Yang! - No, no, no!
- Uh, where's all the office stuff? - Eh, we're redecorating.
Now, what can you tell me about Keyser Soze?
He's, uh... white.
- Uh-huh, anything else? - Uh, s... ceiling.
I'm not dead! I'm not dead!
O, Father, who are in heaven, hallow be thy name...
No mercy on your soul!
Was that you?
No, it was you! From being so terrified!
I'm scared, not dumb.
I'd know if that was me.
- That one was me. - Yeah, no doy!
- Will you stop it? - I can't!
Your full weight is on my abdomen.
Why are you laughing?
Because I'm so embarrassed, okay?
- Oh, flashlight's out. - We should really get out of here.
That one was a thick one. Uh, where's the doorknob?
- Oh, let me get my lighter. - No, you [bleep] idiot!
Dick Jones is a murderer!
That is insane! Robocop is a mechanical maniac!
That's a very serious accusation. Can you show us any proof?
What is happening? Why does this not fit.
Well, I think Chester from IT could help. Chester?!
Uh, okay, so the issue is you have the Series II data spike,
and this port is for Series II X.
Huh. Mmm, no.
- No, no. I don't have it. - Is that a dongle?
I think we can get one from New Egg,
but I'll need a requisition form.
Great. And while that's going on, what's the next order of business?
Vote to deactivate Robocop!
Huh, huh? Ah, worth a shot.
For you, dear Lion, whose fondest wish is to have courage,
I give you this medal for bravery.
Oh, look, everyone, I have courage!
For you, Scarecrow, who dreams of having a brain,
I give you this diploma.
By George ... I finally has a brain!
For you, Winged Monkey, who above all else loves bananas,
- I give you... - He's not with us.
Are you sure?
- Then what am I gonna do with these? - Yeah, we're sure.
Then a Chiquita bonfire it is.
That thing has hypnotized Andy.
We gotta save him and save us.
- So we're settled then. - Uh-huh.
Hey there, partner. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
How 'bout we be friends?
How can I trust you, Woody, while Rex is trying to kill me?
Oh!
Wouldn't you rather take a spin
on the newest Mario Kart instead?
Ooh. S-Sorry, Woody!
W-Wait a second ... where's the controller?!
Oh, oh!
Now, who's up for multiplayer?!
He only has three controllers, so there should be an opening
while he's killing our three friends.
Buzz?
You wireless bastard!
You can't save him, Woody.
You can't save any of them.
Aagh! Ouch!
Ugh. What? Oh, Mom, the baby broke all my toys!
Oh, shit, is "Black Ops" out already?
Oh, no, the elevator's stuck.
Just leave it to Betty Spaghetti!
Hang on, guys. Almost through.
Go, Betty, go! Go, Betty, go!
Oh, good! The elevator's moving again.
Uh, guys, guys?!
- Oh, no! - Grab her!
Geez! Bunch of drama queens.
We're coming!
Mmm-mmm! These magical milkshakes
are so delicious, Poopsie Unicorns!
I can't wait to see what kind of poopsie slime surprise
mine makes.
It's tickling my tummy!
To the glitter potties!
- Ooh, hoo! - There it is!
My poop is golden and smells like pineapple.
Mine looks and smells just like peaches.
Yeah!
Mine is black and tarry and smells like rotten eggs!
- Poopie surprise! - Yay, poopie surprise!
- Yes! - I'm sure you're fine.
Khan. Decaf latte.
Khan?
Khan?!
Khan!
Khaaan!!
I was in the bathroom!
Wait. Over there.
What are we gonna do? There!
- I'm scared, Mommy. - We all are.
But I need you to be brave, okay?
- They're coming for us, Mommy. - Quickly, come this way!
- Mr. Peanut! - There isn't time to wait!
You'll be safe in here!
What's happening? No! No!
Better them than you, Bartholomew.
Better them than you!
King Kong gets a musical and now every monster gets one?
- Broadway has gone to hell. - Shh! Shh, shh. It's starting.
Oh, hello there.
- Hello. - Shh, shh!
The year is 1954.
I'm a white, American reporter on the hunt for Godzilla.
Or as the locals say Gojira.
♪ Since World War II, it's hard to shock me ♪
♪ Just ask those folks in Nagasaki ♪
♪ 'Cause know life blows ♪
♪ Everything glows ♪
♪ Underwater tests got out of hand ♪
♪ Now white-hot flames get fanned ♪
♪ Right through my nose ♪
♪ Everything blows ♪
- This is great! - Shame on me, I was expecting more.
Ho, hum!
I'll never achieve my dream of entertaining the world through song!
Forget music, Godzilla.
Look at those big old feet.
They were just made for keeping time ... or for squishing Asians!
♪ Those feet were made for stomping ♪
♪ So don't make no mistakes, whoo ♪
♪ Take those feet and stomp 'em ♪
♪ Into Japanese pancakes ♪
I think you mean okonomiyaki.
Is that a joke? That's borderline offensive.
I didn't want to do this, but it's time to call
in the big guns.
♪ Coach Murphy said I was too slow ♪
♪ He said I never catch that hare ♪
♪ And so I hid myself behind a tree ♪
♪ And hit that bunny with a chair ♪
♪ And then I stomped him with my feet ♪
Oh, oh, [bleep]!
♪ My mom O-D-ed on bug spray ♪
♪ My dad went up in flames ♪
♪ But you can suck my mothballs ♪
♪ All the haters will get maimed ♪
♪ When I stomp them with my feet ♪
♪ Yeah! I'm gonna stomp them with my feet ♪
Oh, Godzilla, you're great! Yeah, you!
Where are my tiny twins at?
♪ Stomp them with my feet! ♪
You're embarrassing yourself. Sit the [bleep] down.
Ah, 'twas as Blue Oyster Cult foretold.
What he's been through!
It's King Kong from the theater next door!
Don't you touch him ... not my Godzilla!
Run, Steven, save yourself!
- Aagh! - Run away!
Yes, yes, my beast! Destroy that copycat production!
There can be only one!
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