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Man: It's alive!

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Tyrion Lannister,

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if you are found guilty of
poisoning your nephew,

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the king,
you will die.

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I demand a trial --
by trivia!

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Who will partner
with the dwarf?

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I, Oberyn Martell, five-time
Trivia Tuesdays champion

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at Buds 'n' Suds,
shall volunteer.

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You have two minutes
to answer all the questions.

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Tyrion, if you answer
all of them correctly,

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you go free

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with a Generael Elecktricke
washer and dryer set.

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Generael Elecktricke --
imagination at work.

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Your time starts now!

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Sandor Clegane's nickname
for his penis.

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The Hound!

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The finger most people like
in their butt is...

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The little finger!His real name.

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Petyr Baelish!

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What the Night King says
during sex.

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Shrinkage.
It's cold!

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Looks like
you're out of time.

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What?

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Ouchie!

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Ow!

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Ha!

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Blade!

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Ow! All right, Blade,
you didn't kill me,

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so what do you want?

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Glad you asked.

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Blade's Blades
are top-tier knives

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made from
100% stainless steel.

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I'm sorry, you killed my best
friend to sell me knives?

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No, these knives
sell themselves.

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I'm offering you the chance to
get a set of Blade's Blades

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at a price so low...

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not even I can beat it.

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Blade.

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Listen,
I'm gonna be real with you.

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Being a vampire-hunter
isn't paying the bills, so...

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Prepare to die, Blade.

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Put that gun down.

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You brought a knife
to a gun fight.

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Block, block, block,
block, block!

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Ow.

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Oh, it's not a knife,
it's a Blade's Blade.

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Not a single scratch
on it.

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I'll buy two.
Do you take Discover?

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Discover?!

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Yeah,
I take Discover.

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Put me in, Coach.
I want to play football.

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Rudy, no.
You are too short!

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Hey!
Stop moving the plastic thing!

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I'm not.
This is scary.

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I wish we never found
that coupon

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for a free
"o-wee-gee" board.

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H-E-L-L-O...

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W?

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Did the ghost just spell "hello"
with a "W" on the end?

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Oh, snap!
He doesn't know how to spell?!

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Hey -- hey, ghost,
what do you want from us?

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D-Y-E.

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What?
Did you just-- what?!

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Dye? Like you want us to
dye our hair?

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This ghost is dumb.

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You fucking dumb ghost!

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Both: "Hi. I'm not the ghost
you were talking to,

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but I tutor him.

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The only way he'll grow
is if he believes in himself,

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and you guys
aren't helping at all."

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Ah, geez.
And now I feel bad.

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"Now I have to
'murdur' you both."

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He spelled "murder"
with two "U's"!

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Mur-dur!
Dur!

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"I'm-a kill them.
I'm a ghost, dur-dur!"

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Mama says I'm smart!
Whoo!

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Ricola.

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Halls, mother-fuckers!

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Ricola...

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Tank, is Neo ready?

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Almost. The martial arts upload
is just about done.

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I know kung fu.

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Good. We have to get back into
the Matrix at once.

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Not yet.
I want to learn how to whistle.

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We don't have time
for that.

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I'll be quick.
Plug me back in.

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Neo?

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Let's go.
Humanity depends on us.

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I want to learn
how to scat.

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Why, Neo?!Plug me back in, Tank.

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♪ Skibbiddy boop, bop,
a-doo-baddoo-doot ♪

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♪ And I turn out the light We must go, Neo.

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I want to learn how to
make my eyebrows dance.

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Tank, plug me back in.

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Are you ready?

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Once I learn
to Hammer dance.

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Please just kill me.

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♪ Scatting to the left,
and I scat to the right ♪

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♪ A-ba-doo Impossible.

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♪ Can't shoot this

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He isthe One.

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Gross.
What's wrong with your body?

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Well, one day, I swung over
the swing set bars

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and through
an ill-defined chain of events,

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became Inside-Out Boy!

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Pssh!
More like Geek-side-Out Boy.

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Cheryl, you should
write for "BoJack."

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Yeah, I should.Oh!

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Don't listen to them.

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Your differences are
what make you special.

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Oh, God!

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Don't worry about that.

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When I get an erection,
my penis goes inward!

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But you're right, I'm awesome
because I'm Inside-Out Boy.

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You're welcome!

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But don't lead with that
innie-erection thing!

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Oh, is that
an innie penis?

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Yeah, I want to get in
that innie penis.

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Stick my fingers in
that innie penis.

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Oh, you like that, Daddy?

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Oh!

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Yeah, I'm the most popular kid
in the whole freakin'--

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Ew! You puked yourself
right-side in.

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So gross.
Get out of here!

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Wait, wait!
I'm Inside-Out Boy!

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Not anymore.
You're just like everyone else

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with an outtie penis.

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Get out of here!

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I got to be special!
I got to!

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I got to be special!

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I got to be special!

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Oh!

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Here lies Inside-Out Boy,
a freak who became unfreaked,

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turning him into
the dreaded regular freak.

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I'm not a priest.

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Amen.

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"Zombies on Rollerskates" will
return after these messages.

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St. Francis High School
needed help from above.

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But little did they realize

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they were going to get that
help from below.

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I'm the nun!

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From "The Conjuring 2"
and "The Nun,"

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Valak is Sister Valak in

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"Sister Act 2:
Back in the Valak."

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♪ Ooh, ooh

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♪ Ooh, ooh

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Aaah!

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Ahh.

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♪ Oh, when the saints From the diaphragm!

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♪ Go marching in Come on. Yeah!

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The nun is happy!

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Surprise!

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♪ Oh, when the saints

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I've never been so proud of
children that I didn't murder.

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Throughout
her incredible journey,

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you may even ask yourself

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is Valak saving these
inner-city kids,

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or are these
inner-city kids saving her?

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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♪ When the saints
go marching in ♪

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"Sister Act 2:
Back in the Valak."

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It's two hours of this!

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Wait, I don't even
know your name!

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How will I find you?!

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Stop, you left your...

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Valtrex prescription.

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I knew we had a connection!

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Narrator:
Glooey McStickenstuff was just
a mild-mannered bottle of glue

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until one day, a truck carrying
radioactive acid

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crashed into a truck
containing psychic asteroids.

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The resulting exposure to

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radioactive
psychic asteroid acid

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transformed him into the hero
known as Super Glue!

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Oh, no!
Help!

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There's a run
in my skirt!

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How will I ever get a promotion
with a shoddy skirt?!

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Oh!

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Have no fright.

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Super Glue
will make it right!

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With just a pump
of my tube...

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Hmm, sorry.

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Sometimes my tip dries out
and you got to force it.

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Oh, my God!

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There you go.

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Little-known fact --

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super glue can stop
runs in clothing.

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No need to thank me!

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I will not.

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Teflon: Super Glue?!

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More like Super Ew!

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Teflon,
my archnemesis.

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You should
adhere to the law!

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Your rap sheet
is a mile long!

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None of those charges
will ever stick to Teflon!

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What happens when
an unstickable force

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comes into contact with
a super-adhesive object?

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Find out next time on...

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Oh. Never mind.
It's trash.

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You...
just get trash.

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Grandma Laurie,
Michael Myers is coming!

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We need to go.We're safe here, all right?

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I've rigged this house
to be ready for this day.

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The permits
were a bitch.

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Hey, turkey butts,
I'm all home alone in here.

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So if you want me,
you better come and get me.

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Marv, look. Some guy is going up
to the house.

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Rats, Harry.

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We got to wait for the kid
to be alone to break in.

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Or we can go rob
that house.

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Let's do it!
What could possibly go wrong?

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Bright light!

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Welcome back, Michael!
Gun-cock.

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I wouldn't come down the hall
if I were you.

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You better not follow me
up these stairs.

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Heads up.

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00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,265
Oh fuck!

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00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:15,891
This is such
a freaky Friday.

218
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Oh, I wish we could be
trading places!

219
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This place is full of
true lies!

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Down the stairs,
like a fish called Wanda.

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I shouldn't have eaten that case
of Activia this morning.

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That's not a hiding place.

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It's a trap!

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Marv, I wet myself.

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Me too.

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Now we really are
the Wet Bandits.

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

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Ba-gawk! Bawk.

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Stupid Monkey.