1 00:00:18,259 --> 00:00:20,434 Man: It's alive! 2 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:41,110 Shh, shh. 3 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:43,733 I thinkit's a Velociraptor. 4 00:00:43,767 --> 00:00:46,149 No. It's a Veloci-rapper! 5 00:00:46,184 --> 00:00:48,910 ♪ One, two, one, two, look who's coming through ♪ 6 00:00:48,945 --> 00:00:51,120 ♪ Veloci-rapper, so what you want to do? ♪ 7 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:53,605 ♪ Oh, snap, I just seen a little boy ♪ 8 00:00:53,639 --> 00:00:55,986 ♪ So it's time to attack, bust a rap, and destroy ♪ 9 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:57,402 ♪ You could run, but I'll follow you ♪ 10 00:00:57,436 --> 00:00:58,713 ♪ I'll chew you up and swallow you ♪ 11 00:00:58,748 --> 00:00:59,956 ♪ And if there's more people 12 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:01,164 ♪ Then I'm-a eat up all of you 13 00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:02,890 ♪ I'm from a park called Jurassic ♪ 14 00:01:02,924 --> 00:01:04,271 ♪ My rhymes are classic 15 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:06,376 ♪ I'll wrap you with plastic, douse you with gas ♪ 16 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:08,309 ♪ And toss a matchstick 17 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:10,656 ♪ Guarantee once I find you, you'll be in my submission ♪ 18 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:11,933 ♪ And if you think I'll let you live ♪ 19 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:13,590 ♪ Then, boy, you must be wishing ♪ 20 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:17,042 Yeah, Jurassic Park all day!West side raptor! 21 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,837 Mother...World star! 22 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,977 Meteors. We out. 23 00:01:21,011 --> 00:01:23,428 Tim, get up! You got to wake up! 24 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:26,016 Dr. Grant, the dinosaurdidn't even touch him. 25 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:28,157 Ah, the Veloci-rapper simply shreds 26 00:01:28,191 --> 00:01:30,193 all of its victims with dope lyrics. 27 00:01:30,228 --> 00:01:31,608 Sorry for your loss, homes. 28 00:01:33,645 --> 00:01:36,234 Harry, how can you be so relaxed? 29 00:01:36,268 --> 00:01:38,753 Snape's potion test is tomorrow! 30 00:01:38,788 --> 00:01:41,549 Oh, because I'm the chosen one. 31 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:43,172 Nobody saidI'm the "chosen as long 32 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:46,106 as he gets good grades" one, eh? 33 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,935 And the chosen one's friends 34 00:01:47,969 --> 00:01:50,593 should be exempt from exams, too. 35 00:01:50,627 --> 00:01:52,422 Will you be quiet? 36 00:01:52,457 --> 00:01:56,426 I need to be well-rested forour big potions test tomorrow. 37 00:01:56,461 --> 00:01:57,703 Why don't you just write the answers 38 00:01:57,738 --> 00:01:59,429 on the back of those cucumbers? 39 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:03,226 Nobody's doing anything gay in here, are they? 40 00:02:03,261 --> 00:02:06,195 Because that would be okay with me. 41 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:09,370 Oh, Dumbledore. 42 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:14,548 ♪ Come on to Hogwarts 43 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:16,791 ♪ Learn a charm that is new 44 00:02:16,826 --> 00:02:20,312 ♪ Where the spells are a curse or a hex or jinx ♪ 45 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:22,625 ♪ At Harry's wizardry school 46 00:02:26,318 --> 00:02:28,217 Can anyone play goalie? 47 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:31,806 You! New guy. 48 00:02:31,841 --> 00:02:33,049 You're up. 49 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:40,090 Yeah,new guy is the balls! 50 00:02:42,921 --> 00:02:44,543 -Yeah! -Yeah! 51 00:02:45,786 --> 00:02:48,271 Together: Boo! 52 00:02:53,518 --> 00:02:55,416 Aah! 53 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,179 Crowd: Do it! Do it! 54 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,871 Do it! Do it! 55 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:06,531 New guy! New guy! New... 56 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:09,361 Ah, can anyone play goalie? 57 00:03:12,261 --> 00:03:14,263 Can you describe the attackers? 58 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:17,093 Well, they were these giant humanlike turtles 59 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:19,337 that were doing all kinds of karate, and... 60 00:03:19,371 --> 00:03:20,476 I don't know. 61 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,236 Maybe they were teenagers or something. 62 00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:24,204 They had weapons. Ninja weapons. 63 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,446 Anything else? 64 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:27,586 They smelled like pizza, and they said "Dude" a lot. 65 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:29,416 Oh, dude, they had this rat with them. 66 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:32,246 I don't know if he was their petor, like, their master 67 00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:35,180 or whatever, but, like, they had something going on. 68 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,595 I don't know. I'm just speculating. 69 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,321 Did you get a look at their faces? 70 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:39,874 No, Officer. I didn't see it. 71 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:42,567 They had these colorful little masks over their eyes, 72 00:03:42,601 --> 00:03:44,948 so I'm like, "What do they look like, man?" 73 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:46,122 I don't even know. 74 00:03:46,156 --> 00:03:48,158 Without the faces, we'vegot nothing! 75 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:50,885 Come on, Abe.Show us what's under that hat. 76 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,749 We want to see why it's so tall. 77 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:54,958 I wanted a tall hat. That's it, honestly. 78 00:03:54,993 --> 00:03:56,684 No one needs a hat that tall. 79 00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:58,272 What are you hidingunder there, freak?! 80 00:03:58,307 --> 00:03:59,515 I'm not hiding anything! 81 00:03:59,549 --> 00:04:00,826 Now, if you'll excuse me. 82 00:04:00,861 --> 00:04:02,380 Not so fast, Abe! Rip! 83 00:04:03,829 --> 00:04:04,796 Aah! Aah! 84 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:11,906 You must not let thishappen again. 85 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:13,701 Yes, my lord. 86 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:21,847 A girl is ready to jointhe game of thrones. 87 00:04:21,882 --> 00:04:23,608 She must choose a face. 88 00:04:23,642 --> 00:04:25,989 That one. 89 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:29,614 Perhaps a girl would likea face more like this? 90 00:04:29,648 --> 00:04:31,512 No. I want that one. 91 00:05:01,611 --> 00:05:03,751 Ugh. No. Not this one. 92 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:05,719 A girl wanted the one next to it! 93 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:26,049 Come on. 94 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:32,539 Man really needs to rethink the design of this place. 95 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:38,648 Gritty: Every mascot has their own truth. 96 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:46,587 I just danced my heart out to "Whoomp! "! 97 00:05:46,622 --> 00:05:48,244 What more do you want from me?! 98 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:50,246 Real mascots are racist caricatures 99 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,146 and animals like Hunter, not fuzzy blobs like you. 100 00:05:54,181 --> 00:05:57,357 I was the best mascot in the world at one time. 101 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,944 Now I can't stand the face I see 102 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:00,256 when I look in the mirror. 103 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:02,534 They don't care. No one cares. 104 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:05,675 I wasn't a perfect purebred mascot like the others. 105 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:06,987 Not me. 106 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:10,404 Did you just hit me 107 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:12,061 in the knee with a crowbar? 108 00:06:12,095 --> 00:06:14,063 Couldn't feel anything. Thick padding. 109 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:15,064 I, uh... 110 00:06:15,098 --> 00:06:16,237 No! 111 00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:18,723 Ha! Huh! 112 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:20,690 Ha! Huh! Why?! 113 00:06:20,725 --> 00:06:23,590 Why?! 114 00:06:24,798 --> 00:06:26,903 You always hated Hunter, didn't you? 115 00:06:26,938 --> 00:06:28,318 I didn't do it. 116 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:30,804 But we all watched it on the JumboTron, didn't we? 117 00:06:30,838 --> 00:06:33,703 That could've been anyone! 118 00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:36,292 America, they want something to love. 119 00:06:36,326 --> 00:06:37,742 You never loved me. 120 00:06:37,776 --> 00:06:39,260 You tortured me into greatness. 121 00:06:39,295 --> 00:06:42,263 That's how I love, stupid! 122 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:45,784 But they also want a gigantic orange nightmare creature. 123 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:48,718 Showtime! 124 00:06:48,753 --> 00:06:50,479 I'm Gritty. 125 00:06:50,513 --> 00:06:52,066 Thank you so much for hiring me 126 00:06:52,101 --> 00:06:53,620 as your assistant, Nostradamus. 127 00:06:53,654 --> 00:06:55,035 What can I do for you? 128 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:57,900 Please, go to the market andfetch me some ink for my quill. 129 00:06:57,934 --> 00:06:59,142 Yes, sir. God damn it! 130 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,385 You're gonna buy brown ink! 131 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,731 I wanted black! 132 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:03,008 I'm sorry I yelled. 133 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,872 I've just got a lot of prophecies 134 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,322 to write, and I'm stressed. 135 00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:07,565 Sir, I understand. 136 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:09,187 Why don't you goto the kitchen and fetch me 137 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,120 some hot, relaxing tea? 138 00:07:11,154 --> 00:07:12,466 As you wish. Aah! 139 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:14,951 You're gonna spill iton my lap and burn my dick. 140 00:07:14,986 --> 00:07:15,987 Oh, my goodness! 141 00:07:16,021 --> 00:07:17,506 I'm so sorry! It's fine. 142 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:19,784 I'm just a little sensitiveabout my dick. 143 00:07:19,818 --> 00:07:21,130 Understood. Can I... 144 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:22,338 You're gonna fuckmy wife! 145 00:07:22,372 --> 00:07:23,339 Aah! Oh. 146 00:07:23,373 --> 00:07:24,754 What?! I would never. 147 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:28,102 Yeah, you will, right there onthat couch and behind that door. 148 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:29,103 That's where I'll watch. 149 00:07:29,138 --> 00:07:30,450 Wait. You'll watch? Yeah. 150 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,623 I'll enjoy watching for reasons 151 00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:33,245 I won't understand, and then, one day, 152 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,868 I'll open the door, try to join in. 153 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:37,146 You'll be cool.She'll get upset, call it off. 154 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:39,044 Humiliated, I slash both of your throats 155 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:41,840 and hang my nude bodyabove your corpses right here. 156 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,014 I'm going to leave now. 157 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:44,533 Wait! What? 158 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:46,327 Okay, now go. Okay, bye. 159 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:47,052 Aah! 160 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:50,539 "Buy Apple...stock." 161 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:55,923 Another great show, Jonas Brothers. 162 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:58,961 Let's celebrate with some light hugging with some girls! 163 00:07:58,995 --> 00:08:01,860 But what about our purity rings? 164 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,760 What are purity rings?High five. 165 00:08:04,794 --> 00:08:07,072 Sexy boys, come with me. 166 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:09,558 Something terrible has happened. 167 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:10,904 -Ooh, it's kind of dark. -Whoa! 168 00:08:10,938 --> 00:08:13,562 Boys, the United States needs your help. 169 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:15,322 America needs the Jonas Brothers? 170 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:16,703 You're not the Jonas Brothers. 171 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:18,912 You're actually the Jonas clones. 172 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,223 -Aah! -Gasp! 173 00:08:20,258 --> 00:08:22,053 Years ago, the government was alerted 174 00:08:22,087 --> 00:08:24,400 to the existence of a teen heartthrob 175 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:26,713 who was far too heartthrob-y. 176 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:28,231 His looks were killer. 177 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:29,923 His music was boppin'. 178 00:08:29,957 --> 00:08:31,787 And his hair was floppy. 179 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,513 He was called Jonas. 180 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,618 -Like us! -Quiet! 181 00:08:35,653 --> 00:08:38,414 You are horse shit compared to him. 182 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,864 He could blow a kiss at a fan, 183 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:42,383 and their G.D. vagina would explode! 184 00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:45,973 Their heterosexual fathers needed to give him a BJ. 185 00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:47,906 And to restore world order, 186 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:51,254 the government had to step in and take Jonas captive. 187 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:52,911 Nooooo! 188 00:08:52,946 --> 00:08:54,775 We experimented on his genes 189 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:57,088 to study the limits of his allure, 190 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:59,953 but there were no limits. 191 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:01,955 We couldn't study Jonas directly, 192 00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:04,164 so we created clones of him. 193 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:07,443 We spliced in some frog DNA to limit his allure. 194 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:09,687 I had recently watched "Jurassic Park," 195 00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:11,067 and that's how you three were born. 196 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:13,345 -But we're not clones. -Oh, no? 197 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,416 Simply this. And there. Hm. 198 00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:16,486 Aah! Wait! 199 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:18,558 Which one am I?! Kevin? Nick? Jack? 200 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,938 There is no Jack Jonas. 201 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:22,320 Both: There isn't? I thought I was Jack! 202 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,701 -No! -Aah! 203 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:26,566 And the final piece of evidence. Here. 204 00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:30,293 Why tell us now?And do you have more flies? 205 00:09:30,328 --> 00:09:32,330 Today, Jonas Prime escaped. 206 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,263 We need your help to track him down. 207 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:36,955 No! He's... 208 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:38,405 He's still here! 209 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:40,683 -Ohh! -Oh! 210 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:42,754 So...much...allure. 211 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:45,032 Thanks for tracking down my clothes for me, fools. 212 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:46,102 Now leave us. 213 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:48,311 He winked at us! 214 00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:49,899 I'm blushing! 215 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,108 I'm blushing to death! 216 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:57,079 Now, my clones, together, we shall rule the world! 217 00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:59,357 Being a Jonas isn'tabout ruling humanity. 218 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:02,118 It's about loving your fans,playing great music, 219 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:03,810 and being toldto wear purity rings 220 00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:06,398 until you get old enough thatit's weird to wear purity rings. 221 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:07,503 Aw, come on, babe. 222 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,332 You can't resist. We're the same. 223 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:10,644 Oh, arewe? 224 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:12,646 Ribbit motherfucker! 225 00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:16,477 What are you doing? 226 00:10:16,512 --> 00:10:17,962 No! S.O.S.! S.O.S.! 227 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:20,412 Oh! We did it! 228 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,862 Hooray! Murder! 229 00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:24,451 Now can we lock down whether I'm Kevin or Nick? 230 00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:26,660 Together: Huh?! 231 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:27,696 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 232 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:29,042 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 233 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:31,044 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 234 00:10:31,078 --> 00:10:32,217 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 235 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:33,563 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 236 00:10:33,598 --> 00:10:35,393 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 237 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,394 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 238 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,706 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 239 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,708 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 240 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,917 Ba-gawk! Bawk. 241 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,337 Yeah! 242 00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:50,028 Motherfucker! 243 00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:55,758 Stupid Monkey.