1 00:00:00,412 --> 00:00:04,940 "SuperMansion" sneak-peak... 2 00:00:45,771 --> 00:00:47,765 _ 3 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,778 It's alive! 4 00:01:19,466 --> 00:01:22,292 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 5 00:01:22,365 --> 00:01:26,147 Now back to Davenport, the Drama Llama. 6 00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:30,872 The tempter or the tempted, who sins most? 7 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:33,908 Tis not she ... nor doth she tempt ... 8 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:39,180 but it is I that... lying by the virtue of the... 9 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,750 sun does as the carrion and... 10 00:01:42,752 --> 00:01:45,932 not as the flower, corrupt with virtuous... 11 00:01:48,885 --> 00:01:50,485 ...beauty. 12 00:01:52,089 --> 00:01:54,155 Thanks for inviting me, Penelope. 13 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,459 Oh, I'm sorry ... Peppa-Mint. So what's Chef Club about? 14 00:01:57,461 --> 00:01:59,761 - Chef Club is about friendship! - Cool! 15 00:01:59,763 --> 00:02:01,096 And owning stuff! 16 00:02:01,098 --> 00:02:03,665 Like my new Sparkle Clean dishwasher. 17 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:06,802 Hey, gals! Why don't you slide 18 00:02:06,803 --> 00:02:09,371 those dirty plates in me, like you're supposed to? 19 00:02:09,373 --> 00:02:11,539 I always let my husband do the dishes. 20 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:14,309 She didn't mean it, Baby! 21 00:02:14,311 --> 00:02:17,779 Hey, do you guys want to take a walk or something, like, outside? 22 00:02:17,781 --> 00:02:20,115 You haven't even tried out my super rare Moonlight Dazzle Mop. 23 00:02:20,117 --> 00:02:23,218 Drag my face on the floor! 24 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:25,286 Holy shit! Okay, does he feel pain? 25 00:02:25,288 --> 00:02:27,722 - Who cares? - Yea... 26 00:02:27,724 --> 00:02:29,791 Yeah, I think I might take off. 27 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:32,093 Aw, come on, Sara. Sit on my face some more. 28 00:02:32,095 --> 00:02:33,895 Oh, my God! The chair talks, too? 29 00:02:33,897 --> 00:02:36,297 Mm-hmm. Just like the locks on the doors, 30 00:02:36,299 --> 00:02:38,700 and the bars in the windows, so we never, 31 00:02:38,702 --> 00:02:41,136 ever, ever have to leave our stuff again! 32 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:44,938 Stuff! Stuff! 33 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:48,810 Hello? Jeff? 34 00:02:48,812 --> 00:02:50,912 I need you to come pick me up, right now. 35 00:02:50,914 --> 00:02:53,048 I'm your husband now, Sara. 36 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:54,675 Euuaaaggghhh! Aah! Aah! 37 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:57,652 Stuff! Stuff! 38 00:02:58,889 --> 00:03:02,223 - Ready for our first patient, Doc? - Achoo! 39 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,726 I'd say he has a cold, Mom. 40 00:03:04,728 --> 00:03:07,328 You're right, Doc. What do you recommend? 41 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,731 Plenty of rest and some chicken soup. 42 00:03:09,733 --> 00:03:11,199 And he'll be good as ... 43 00:03:11,201 --> 00:03:13,234 My baby! She got hit by a car! 44 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:15,737 Pupils fixed and dilated. Possible subdural hematoma. 45 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:17,839 We need to intubate. Wind pipe is crushed. 46 00:03:17,841 --> 00:03:19,040 Trach her! 47 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:20,708 Her heart stopped! I'm going in! 48 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:23,678 - Maybe she just needs a pick-me-up song! - Rib spreader! 49 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,614 ♪ A doctor's office is a real nice place! ♪ 50 00:03:26,616 --> 00:03:28,817 ♪ A lollipop puts a smile on your face ♪ 51 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:33,121 Come on, breathe, damn it, breathe! 52 00:03:36,059 --> 00:03:39,160 Phew! All in a day's work, right, kiddo? 53 00:03:39,162 --> 00:03:41,162 I want to be an accountant. 54 00:03:42,485 --> 00:03:44,283 I can be anything I want! 55 00:03:44,318 --> 00:03:47,519 After all, we animals overcame our baser instincts 56 00:03:47,554 --> 00:03:50,154 and now we're thinking, caring, talking creatures. 57 00:03:50,156 --> 00:03:52,890 Wahhhh! My insides are outside! 58 00:03:52,892 --> 00:03:56,127 What kind of world is this?! 59 00:03:56,129 --> 00:04:00,451 Eughh, bugs! Gross! 60 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:04,719 Whoops! Almost forgot my life preserver. 61 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:07,355 Oh, Jesus, I just need to see this. 62 00:04:07,357 --> 00:04:10,458 Oswald, you know you're an octopus, right? 63 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:14,028 - You literally cannot drown. - Safety first! 64 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:17,820 - Oh [bleep] me. - Oohh! 65 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:26,974 Huh. Um... Huh. 66 00:04:29,679 --> 00:04:31,479 ♪ Road Hawgs, Road Hawgs ♪ 67 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:32,613 ♪ What, what ♪ 68 00:04:32,615 --> 00:04:34,916 ♪ Mutant teen pig-people hogs are ♪ 69 00:04:34,918 --> 00:04:37,085 ♪ Road Hawgs, Road Hawgs ♪ 70 00:04:37,087 --> 00:04:39,954 ♪ Road Haaaaaawgs! ♪ 71 00:04:39,956 --> 00:04:42,390 ♪ Manpig, Pigman, Flank, and Steve ♪ 72 00:04:42,392 --> 00:04:44,425 ♪ They're pigs on wheels that honk and squeal ♪ 73 00:04:44,427 --> 00:04:47,428 - # Road Hawgs - Used to be human, no one fightin' # 74 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:50,531 ♪ But their dad accidentally turned them into swines ♪ 75 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,467 ♪ Road Hawgs, Road Hawgs ♪ 76 00:04:52,469 --> 00:04:54,836 ♪ Swallow porcine DNA ♪ 77 00:04:54,838 --> 00:04:57,004 ♪ Road Hawgs, Road Hawgs ♪ 78 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,741 ♪ Now they're mutated in a terrible way ♪ 79 00:04:59,743 --> 00:05:04,738 - # Road Hawgs # - Hawg-tacular! 80 00:05:05,048 --> 00:05:07,215 If we're ever gonna find an antidote, 81 00:05:07,217 --> 00:05:09,417 we'll need to stop Dr. Bovine from... 82 00:05:09,419 --> 00:05:12,987 - Hey, where's Flank? - Saw him out back earlier. 83 00:05:12,989 --> 00:05:15,123 Steve, have you seen Flank? 84 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,358 Uhh... 85 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:22,163 - No. - Steve?! 86 00:05:22,165 --> 00:05:23,698 Guys, uh, look... 87 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:27,668 I just ... I love bacon soooo much! 88 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:32,373 - It's so good! - Us too, buddy. Us too. 89 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:38,282 - Then I guess... Let's eat, man! - Trickin' awesome! 90 00:05:38,317 --> 00:05:40,314 ♪ Road Hawgs! ♪ 91 00:05:40,316 --> 00:05:42,049 Brought to you by the makers of "Cheese League." 92 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:45,820 And now, Taking A Guess At Shows We Don't Watch. 93 00:05:45,822 --> 00:05:47,606 Nacho cheese! 94 00:05:47,607 --> 00:05:49,390 Nacho cheese! 95 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:53,227 In... Seattle? 96 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,357 _ 97 00:05:58,577 --> 00:06:00,811 _ 98 00:06:00,846 --> 00:06:02,603 Cheese... 99 00:06:02,605 --> 00:06:05,139 Seattle... in...? 100 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,931 _ 101 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:09,811 Oh, my God. The time! 102 00:06:09,813 --> 00:06:11,512 Ahh! Shake it off! 103 00:06:11,514 --> 00:06:13,748 [Bleep] keys! Ruhh! 104 00:06:14,884 --> 00:06:16,584 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. 105 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:20,755 - Smells like beer. - Buddy, I just forgot. 106 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:24,459 You always forget. 107 00:06:26,996 --> 00:06:28,129 Son... 108 00:06:28,131 --> 00:06:30,598 Daddy's going through a tough time, but... 109 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,767 - I love you more than life ... - Look out! 110 00:06:35,071 --> 00:06:37,171 Please, God! Someone help me! 111 00:06:37,173 --> 00:06:40,675 - My son needs a doctor! Please! - I can help! 112 00:06:40,677 --> 00:06:43,978 - You can? Are you a doctor?! - Yes, my friend. 113 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:47,849 My name is Dr. Sunjayvandanacandanapecarpecar. 114 00:06:47,851 --> 00:06:49,027 Huh?! 115 00:06:49,028 --> 00:06:50,146 _ 116 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:51,319 Welcome to Westworld, 117 00:06:51,321 --> 00:06:54,122 where you can you live out your every fantasy. 118 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:55,790 This better be good, Ford. 119 00:06:55,792 --> 00:07:00,695 I present to you our very first host, Dolores, generation one. 120 00:07:00,697 --> 00:07:04,866 She's... so... lifelike! 121 00:07:04,868 --> 00:07:07,535 No, no, no. Not "she." It. 122 00:07:07,537 --> 00:07:09,971 We must never forget that the hosts are not real. 123 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:12,649 I mean, I'll try, but... Wow. 124 00:07:12,684 --> 00:07:15,476 Dolores, take one. Howdy, y'all! 125 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:19,147 Can they, you know, uhhhh, have... sex? 126 00:07:19,149 --> 00:07:21,215 Why don't you ask it? 127 00:07:21,217 --> 00:07:24,051 Hello, Dolores? You look lovely. 128 00:07:24,053 --> 00:07:26,754 May we have sexual intercourse? 129 00:07:26,756 --> 00:07:29,690 Yes ... to the thing you said! 130 00:07:29,692 --> 00:07:32,315 Whoo! Ow! All right! Don't wait up! 131 00:07:32,695 --> 00:07:35,163 Imagine a whole world of these hosts. 132 00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:37,331 Catering to your every ... 133 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,558 I broke it. 134 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,569 Also, the tape recorder gave me a gash on my forehead. 135 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:50,111 Huh. That's a boner killer. 136 00:07:50,113 --> 00:07:53,714 Wow, I can't believe I'm finally getting Lasik surgery! 137 00:07:53,716 --> 00:07:57,018 Wow, I can't believe they sold a laser to a rabbit! 138 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:06,667 Hi, we're the American Pickers, cruising the country 139 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:08,202 and learning about history 140 00:08:08,204 --> 00:08:10,738 while digging through other people's junk. 141 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,040 Mind if we come in and have a look around? 142 00:08:18,548 --> 00:08:23,851 - Whoa, Frankie, do you see that? - Yeah, Mike. I do. 143 00:08:23,853 --> 00:08:28,589 1917 Goldstein Brothers cast-iron stove. 144 00:08:28,624 --> 00:08:32,460 In the stove-picking game, this is the holy grail. 145 00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:34,862 So what would you need for the stove? $500? 146 00:08:36,395 --> 00:08:39,150 - Wow! - As usual, Frankie comes out 147 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:42,837 the gate with a low-ball offer and nearly blows the whole pick. 148 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:45,139 What about these meat hooks? 149 00:08:45,141 --> 00:08:47,608 Would you take... $100 apiece? 150 00:08:49,512 --> 00:08:50,878 I'm a meat-hook guy. 151 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:54,148 Meat hooks are big sellers in our Nashville store. 152 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:56,651 I got Leatherface to come down on the stove, 153 00:08:56,653 --> 00:08:59,887 and even though it cost me an arm, it didn't cost me a leg. 154 00:08:59,889 --> 00:09:02,711 That's what I call a good pick! 155 00:09:04,173 --> 00:09:07,173 _ 156 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:10,252 __ 157 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:13,366 _ 158 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,837 What happens when four best friends 159 00:09:16,839 --> 00:09:20,074 write each other letters about how they really feel? 160 00:09:22,245 --> 00:09:24,812 The letters have been delivered. 161 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:28,716 "We're best friends, and I love you." Aw! 162 00:09:28,718 --> 00:09:31,385 "But I have to tell you that you're weak. 163 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:34,155 I mean, I've heard of damsels in distress, 164 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:37,919 but you make Princess Peach look like Ronda Rousey"? 165 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:39,510 What? Okay, who wrote this? 166 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:43,566 Can't wait for that letter. 167 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:47,968 "For the love of God, get some [bleep] contacts." 168 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:49,644 That's all they wrote? 169 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,441 "I think you two have a serious addiction problem." 170 00:09:53,443 --> 00:09:55,625 Like, oh, boy, Scoob. 171 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:58,112 They're sayin' we gotta stop eatin' Scooby Snacks! 172 00:09:58,114 --> 00:09:59,046 They rrha'?! 173 00:09:59,048 --> 00:10:02,316 What do you mean I don't have a letter? 174 00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:05,252 Um, the show is only about four best friends. 175 00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:06,638 You're kidding, right? 176 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:08,835 I didn't make the cut? 177 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,958 Did the dog make the cut? 178 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,861 Each friend has one week to improve themselves. 179 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:18,065 I can't believe they called me a damsel in distress. 180 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,122 Wait a minute... 181 00:10:21,123 --> 00:10:23,003 This is not my yoga class. 182 00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:24,939 - Give us the mic! - Give me my letter! 183 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:27,274 Like, dude, we can do it, old pal. 184 00:10:27,276 --> 00:10:29,710 Just one week. With nuh... with no ... 185 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,079 With no [bleep] Scooby Snacks, man! 186 00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:35,549 Like, I'm freakin' out! [Bleep] No! 187 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,522 It's been a week since the gang received their letters. 188 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,821 Let's see if they fixed their flaws. 189 00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:44,358 Like, man, I will sell you a body part for one Scooby Snack! 190 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,459 I'd rrhuck your rrhick! 191 00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:51,198 Guys... I got Lasik! 192 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,534 - Rra'?! - They're still healing. 193 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:58,139 Enough sittin' around, shit for brains! 194 00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:01,032 - Let's do this!! - Ow! 195 00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:04,412 Hmm... if the owner died a decade ago, 196 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,247 why start haunting now? 197 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,326 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? 198 00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:12,419 - The fifth wheel? Because ... - Let's get this son of a bitch! 199 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,754 - Hey! - Who's your mother?! 200 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,089 - Ow! - Yeah! Get over here! 201 00:11:18,561 --> 00:11:22,530 Now let's see who the "ghost" really is. 202 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:30,738 Butler. Called it. 203 00:11:31,539 --> 00:11:34,866 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~