1 00:00:01,377 --> 00:00:04,088 The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,133 Every single fact in the Empire beams out of this place. 3 00:00:07,258 --> 00:00:08,801 Now, that's what I call power. 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:12,513 Six hundred channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere. 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,640 This technology's wrong. 6 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,560 - Trouble? - Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,688 This is not the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 8 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:25,026 It's a place where humans are allowed to live by kind permission of my client. 9 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,485 Who controls Satellite Five? 10 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:30,906 The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,826 You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? 12 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,787 Once you go to Floor 500, you never come back. 13 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:49,008 You'll have to stay and explain it, no one's going to believe me. 14 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,885 They might start believing a lot of things now. 15 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,679 The human race should accelerate, all back to normal. 16 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,233 What's happening? 17 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:12,323 on, my Gad! 18 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,535 I don't believe it! Why did they put you in there? 19 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,579 They never said you were coming. 20 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,289 What happened? I was... 21 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:24,460 Careful now. Ooh, mind yourself. 22 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,670 That's the transmat, it scrambles your head. 23 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:29,965 I was sick for days. All right? 24 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,762 So, what's your name, then, sweetheart? 25 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:39,225 The Doctor, I think. I was... I don't know. What happened? 26 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,143 You got chosen. 27 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,021 Chosen for what? 28 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:47,233 You're a housemate! You're in the house. Isn't that brilliant? 29 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:51,153 That's not fair, we've got eviction in five minutes! 30 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,656 I've been here for all nine weeks, I've followed the rules, 31 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,700 I haven't had a single warning, then he comes swanning in. 32 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:59,870 If they keep changing the rules, I'm gonna protest, I am. You watch me. 33 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,705 I'm gonna paint the walls. 34 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,920 Would the Doctor please come to the Diary Room? 35 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:25,855 You are live on Channel 44,000. Please do not swear. 36 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,398 You have got to be kidding. 37 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,946 What happened? 38 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:20,117 It's all right, it's the transmat. It does your head in. 39 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:23,287 You get a bit of amnesia. What's your name? 40 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,458 Rose. But where's the Doctor? 41 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:32,463 Just remember, do what the android says. Don't provoke it. 42 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,132 The android's word is law. 43 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,135 What do you mean, android? Like a robot? 44 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,846 Positions, everyone. Thank you! 45 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,806 Come on, hurry up. 46 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,852 Steady. 47 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:52,983 I was traveling...with the Doctor and a man called Captain Jack. 48 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,903 The Doctor wouldn’t just leave me... 49 00:03:55,986 --> 00:04:00,658 That's enough chat. Positions, final call. Good luck. 50 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:02,618 But I'm not supposed to be here. 51 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:06,455 It says Rose on the podium. Come on. 52 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:24,390 Hold on, I must be going mad. 53 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,144 It can't be. This looks like... 54 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:31,021 Android activated! 55 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,066 Oh, my God, the android. 56 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,696 The Anne...droid. 57 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:42,032 Welcome to The Weakest Link. 58 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,122 Here we go again. We've got our work cut out for us. 59 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:52,209 I don't know, he's son' of handsome. Has a good lantern jaw. 60 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,712 Lantern jaws are so last year. 61 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:58,215 Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies, but where exactly am I? 62 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,801 We're giving you a brand-new image. 63 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,720 Hold on, I was with the Doctor. 64 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,306 Why, is there something wrong with what I'm wearing? 65 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:09,727 It's all very 20th century. Where did you get that denim? 66 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:13,731 A little place in Cardiff. It was called The Top Shop. 67 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,567 Design classic! 68 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:19,069 But we're going to have to find you some new colors, 69 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:23,240 maybe get rid of that "Oklahoma farm boy" thing you've got going on. 70 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:27,453 Just stand still and let the defabricator work its magic. 71 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,912 What's the defabricator? 72 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,716 Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. 73 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,760 Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? 74 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,428 Absolutely! 75 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:48,557 Ladies...your viewing figures just went up. 76 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,311 Can't open it. 77 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,646 It's got a deadlock seal. Ever since Big Brother 504 78 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:57,441 when they all walked out, you must remember that? 79 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:58,901 What about this? 80 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,570 That's Exoglass. You need a nuclear bomb to get through. 81 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,447 Don't tempt me. 82 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,327 I know you're not supposed to talk about the outside world, 83 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,455 but you must've been watching. Do people like me? 84 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,665 Lynda, Lynda with a "Y" not Linda with an 85 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:17,795 She got forcibly evicted 'cause she damaged a camera. Am I popular? 86 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,673 - I don't remember. - Does that mean I'm nothing? 87 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:25,803 Some people get this far 'cause they're insignificant. Doesn't anybody notice me? 88 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:30,349 No, you're...nice, you're sweet. Everybody thinks you're sweet. 89 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:36,188 Oh? Is that right? Is that what I am? No one's ever told me that before. 90 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,607 Am I sweet? Really? 91 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,567 Yeah. Dead sweet. 92 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,277 Thank you. 93 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:48,117 It's a wall. Isn't there supposed to be a garden out there? 94 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,868 Don't be daft, no one's got a garden anymore. 95 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,038 Who's got a garden? Don't tell me you've got a garden! 96 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,165 No, I've just got the Tardis. 97 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:57,835 I remember. 98 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,504 That's the amnesia! So, what happened? Where did they get you? 99 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,840 We'd just left Rexicoricophalvitorius. 100 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:07,219 Then we went to Kyoto. That's right, Japan, in 1336 101 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,846 and we only just escaped. 102 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,056 We were together, we were laughing and then... 103 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,685 there was this light, this white light coming through the walls 104 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:16,520 and then... 105 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,522 I woke up here. 106 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,692 Yeah, that's the transmat beam. That's how they pick the housemates. 107 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:29,074 Oh, Lynda with a Sweet, little Lynda. 108 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:32,327 It's worse than that. 109 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,831 I'm not just some passing traveler. 110 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,876 No stupid little transmat gets inside my ship. 111 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,587 That beam was 15 million times more powerful. 112 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:45,007 Which means...this isn’t just a game. 113 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,843 There's something else going on. 114 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,724 Well, here's the latest update from the Big Brother house. 115 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:57,227 I'm getting out. I'm gonna find my friends. 116 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,731 And then I'm gonna find you. 117 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:13,035 - Need a word. - Hold on, let me finish this. 118 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,787 19,18... 119 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:19,750 17,16,15... 120 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:23,337 Thank you, people, transmitting in... 121 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,715 12, 11, 10... 122 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,383 I need to find the Doctor... 123 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,802 Just shut up and play the game. 124 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,973 All right, then. What the hell, I'm gonna play to win. 125 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,935 ...and cue! 126 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:42,147 Let's play The Weakest Link. Start the clock. 127 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,359 Agorax, the name of which basic foodstuff 128 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,779 is an anagram of the word "beard"? 129 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,489 - Bread. - Correct. 130 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:55,244 Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar, which month comes after Hoob? 131 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:59,414 - Is it Clavadoe? - No, Pandoff. 132 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:03,669 Rose, in maths, what is 258 minus 158? 133 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,504 -1 00! - Correct. 134 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:06,755 - Rodrick. - Ban k. 135 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,674 Which letter of the alphabet 136 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:12,302 appears in the word dangle but not in the word gland? 137 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,638 - E. - Correct. 138 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:18,642 Colleen, in social security, what D is the name of the payment 139 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,936 given to Martian Drones? 140 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,729 - Default. - Correct. 141 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:25,315 Broff, the Great Cobalt Pyramid 142 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:30,445 is built on the remains of which famous Old Earth institute? 143 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,657 - Touchdown. - No, Torchwood. 144 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:38,996 Agorax, in language, all five examples of which type of letter 145 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,582 appear in the word facetious? 146 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,083 - Vowels. - Correct. 147 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:47,963 Fitch, in biology, which blood cells contain iron, red or white? 148 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,092 - White. - No, red. 149 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:56,346 Rose, in the holovid series, Jupiter Rising, 150 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,890 the Grexnik is married to whom? 151 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,560 How should I know? 152 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,146 Why is she laughing? 153 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,901 Oh, my God, I think she knows. 154 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:14,865 And I've got a housemate who appeared out of nowhere. I told you. 155 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,867 It's like the game's running itself. 156 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,620 It's the Buccaneer look. 157 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,539 Little dash of pirate and just a tweak of President Schwarzenegger. 158 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,209 Not sure about the vest. What about a little bit of color to lift it? 159 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:29,171 Absolutely not, never wear black with color. 160 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,381 It makes the color look cheap and the black look boring. 161 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,175 Now, let's talk jackets. 162 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,678 - I kind of like the first one. - No, that's a bit too much Hell's Angel. 163 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,430 I think I like the shorter one. Look! 164 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,600 Waist-length, nice and slimming, shows off the bum. 165 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:42,934 Works for me. 166 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,229 Once we've got an outfit, we can look at the face. 167 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,231 Ever thought about cosmetic surgery? 168 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,609 I've considered it, yeah. A little lift around the eyes, 169 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,903 tighten up the jaw line, what do you think? 170 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,739 Let's have a bit more ambition. 171 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:59,076 Let's do something cutting edge. 172 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,454 So, Rose, what do you actually do? 173 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:07,376 I just travel about a bit. Bit of a tourist, I suppose. 174 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,670 Another way of saying unemployed? 175 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,922 - No! - Have you got a job? 176 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,257 Well, not really, no... 177 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,967 Then you are unemployed. 178 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:19,596 Yet you've still got enough money to buy peroxide. Why Fitch? 179 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:24,101 Er...I think she got a few of the questions wrong, that's all. 180 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,938 And you'd know all about that. 181 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:32,901 Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself, so it had to be Fitch. 182 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:40,075 Sorry, that's the game, that's how it works. I had to vote for someone. 183 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,745 Let me try again. it was the lights and everything, I couldn't think... 184 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:48,250 In fact, with three answers wrong, Broff was the Weakest Link in that round. 185 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,001 But it's votes that count! 186 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:54,965 I'm sorry, please. Oh, God, help me. 187 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,848 Fitch, you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. 188 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:14,151 And we've gone to the adverts. Back in three minutes. 189 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,529 What's that? What just happened? 190 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,282 She was the Weakest Link, she gets disintegrated. 191 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,328 Blasted into atoms. 192 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,831 But I voted for her. 193 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,210 Oh, my God, this is sick. 194 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,006 All of you, you're just sick. I'm not playing... 195 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:41,344 I'm not playing! I can't do it. 196 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,724 Please, somebody let me out of here. 197 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,351 You are the Weakest Link. 198 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,814 Goodbye. 199 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,198 Don't try to escape. 200 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,034 It's play or die. 201 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:13,001 Doctor, they said all housemates must gather on the sofa, you've got to. 202 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,711 I'm busy getting out, thanks. 203 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,923 But if you don't obey, then all the housemates get punished. 204 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,842 Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then. 205 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:24,179 How stupid are you? You've only just joined, you're not eligible. 206 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,098 And don't try anything clever or we all get it in the neck. 207 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:30,018 Big Brother house, this is Davinadroid. 208 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,521 Crosbie, Lynda and Strood, 209 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,733 you have all been nominated for eviction. And the eighth person to be evicted 210 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,194 from the Big Brother house is... 211 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,950 - Crosbie! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 212 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:48,370 It should've been me, that's not fair, Crosbie. 213 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,414 Crosbie, you have 10 seconds to make your farewells 214 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,416 and then we're going to get you! 215 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,002 I won't forget you. 216 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,214 - I'm sorry I stole your soap. - I don't mind, honestly. 217 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,551 And thanks for the food, you're a smashing cook. Bless you. 218 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,638 Crosbie, please leave the Big Brother house. 219 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,437 Bye, then. Bye, Lynda. 220 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,106 Bye. 221 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,953 I don't believe it. Crosbie. 222 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,456 It's only a game show. She'll make a fortune on the outside. 223 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:38,128 Sell her story, release a record, fitness video, all of that. She'll be laughing. 224 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,298 - What do you mean, on the outside? - Here we go. 225 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,351 What are they waiting for? Why don't they just let her go? 226 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,478 Stop it, it's not funny. 227 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,568 Eviction in 5, 4... 228 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,155 3,2,1. 229 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,665 What was that? 230 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,336 Disintegrator beam. 231 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,468 She's been evicted. 232 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,512 From life. 233 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,648 No one programmed the transmat, no one selected new contestants. 234 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,441 It is exactly like those stories. 235 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,527 Don't start that again. I think you need to take a session off. 236 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,613 I would, if you'd take it with me. 237 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,240 And don't start that again either. 238 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,867 But the rumors go back decades. 239 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,411 Saying that something's been hidden up here. 240 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,372 Underneath the transmissions. 241 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,876 But the Controller would know. She watches everything. 242 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,714 Maybe she just can't see it. You've got to allow for human error. 243 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,092 Well, that's your problem, then. 244 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,388 I don't think she's been human for years. 245 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,110 18, 19, 20. 246 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,696 Transmit. 247 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,241 Are you insane? You just step right into the disintegrator? 248 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,869 Is it that important getting your face on the telly? Is it worth dying for? 249 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,164 - You're talking like we've got a choice! - I thought you had to apply. 250 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,084 Don't be so stupid. That's how they played it centuries back. 251 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,503 You get chosen whether you like it or not. 252 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,630 Everyone on Earth is a potential contestant, 253 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,008 the transmat beam picks you out at random. 254 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,511 And it's nonstop. There are 60 Big Brother houses all running at once. 255 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,889 - How many? 60? - They've had to cut back, it's not what it was. 256 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,809 It's a charnel house. What about the winners? What do they get? 257 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,644 - They get to live. - Is that it? 258 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,938 Well, isn't that enough? 259 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,901 Rose is out there. She got caught in the transmat, she's a contestant. 260 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,362 Time I got out. 261 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:13,033 That other contestant, Linda with an she was forcibly evicted for what? 262 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,952 - Damage to property. - What, like this? 263 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,957 No, I'm just not getting this. 264 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:25,795 It's just too safe. Too decent. And you'd never keep it clean. 265 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,547 Stage two ready and waiting. 266 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,340 Bring it on, girls. 267 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,766 And now it's time for the face-off! 268 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,143 What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else? 269 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,146 No, like I said, face...off. 270 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,985 I think you'd look good with a dog's head! 271 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,406 Or maybe no head at all, that would be so outrageous. 272 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,201 And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest. 273 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,329 Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for. 274 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,290 Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you. 275 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,876 - But you're unarmed. - You're naked! 276 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:10,215 - But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe. - Where were you hiding that? 277 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,217 You really don't want to know. 278 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,135 Give me that accessory! 279 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,809 You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. 280 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,734 Going to the break, two minutes on the clock. 281 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,779 Just a reminder, we've got solar flare activity coming up in 10. 282 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,072 Thanks, everyone. 283 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,450 Colleen was clever, she banked all our money, Why'd you vote for her? 284 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,120 'Cause I want to keep you in. You're stupid. 285 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:43,081 You don't even know the Princess Vossaheen's surname. 286 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,417 When it comes to the final, I want to be up against you. 287 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:50,630 So that you get disintegrated and I get a stackload of credits. 288 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,007 Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation. 289 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,510 What do you mean? Who's Bad Wolf? 290 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,806 They're in charge, they run the Game Station. 291 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,516 Why are they called Bad Wolf? 292 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,351 I don't know, it's just a name. 293 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,895 It's like an Old Earth nursery rhyme sort of thing. 294 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,355 What does it matter? 295 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:11,234 I keep hearing those words everywhere we go. Bad Wolf. 296 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,195 The things you see... 297 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,739 the darkness. 298 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,576 The big, bad wolf. 299 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,163 Attention all personnel, Bad Wolf 1 descending. 300 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,497 "Blaidd Drwg." 301 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,916 - What's it mean? - Bad Wolf. 302 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:34,007 Different times, different places. Like it's written all over the universe. 303 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,550 What are you going on about? 304 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:40,054 If the Bad Wolf is in charge of the quiz then maybe I'm not here by mistake. 305 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,726 Someone's been planning this. 306 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,021 The Doctor, you've broken the house rules. 307 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,940 Big Brother has no choice but to evict you. 308 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:55,403 You have 10 seconds to make your farewells and then we're gonna get you! 309 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,031 That's more like it! Come on, then, open up! 310 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,991 You're mad, it's like you want to die. 311 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,369 I reckon he's a plant, he was only brought in to stir things up. 312 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,956 The Doctor, please leave the Big Brother house. 313 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,503 Come on, then, disintegrate me! Come on, what are you waiting for? 314 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,173 He is, he's mad. He's bonkers! 315 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,550 I told you to keep an eye on him, not kill him. 316 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,802 He damaged the property, it's an automatic process. 317 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:29,187 Eviction in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 318 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,986 Ha-ha! I knew it! You see, someone brought me into this game. 319 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,906 If they wanted me dead, they could've transmatted me into a volcano. 320 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,033 - What did you do? - Nothing. 321 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,160 It's like some sort of override. 322 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,038 ...maybe the security isn't as tight this end. 323 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,540 You following this? I'm getting out! 324 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,382 - Come with me. - We're not allowed. 325 00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:00,051 Stay in there, you got a 50-50 chance of disintegration. 326 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,096 Stay with me, I promise I'll get you out alive. Come on! 327 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,639 No, I can't. 328 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,183 Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, 329 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,811 do you think anybody votes for sweet? 330 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,866 Hold on. I've been here before. 331 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,703 This is Satellite Five. 332 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,837 No guards, makes a change. 333 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,048 You'd think a big business like Satellite Five would be armed to the teeth. 334 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,967 No one's called it Satellite Five in ages. 335 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,762 It's the Game Station now. Hasn't been Satellite Five in about 100 years. 336 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:49,183 100 years exactly. It's the year 200100. 337 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,020 I was here before, Floor 139. 338 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,189 The Satellite was broadcasting news channels back then. 339 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,192 Had a bit of trouble upstairs. Nothing too serious. 340 00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:01,571 Easy, gave them a hand, home in time for tea. 341 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:06,909 Hundred years ago? What? You were here 100 years ago? 342 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,244 Yes. 343 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,246 Well, you're looking good on it. 344 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,248 I moisturize. 345 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:16,753 Funny sorts of readings. All kinds of energy. Place is humming. 346 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:20,089 It's weird, this goes way beyond normal transmissions. 347 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,133 What would they need all that power for? 348 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:26,721 I don't know. I think we're the first ever contestants to get outside. 349 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,140 I had two friends with me, 350 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,768 they must have got caught in the transmat. Where would they be? 351 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,895 I don't know, they could have been allocated anywhere. 352 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,646 There's 100 different games. 353 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,482 Like what? 354 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,859 There's 10 floors of Big Brother, there's a different house 355 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:43,404 behind each of these doors, and then beyond that there's all sorts of shows. 356 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:47,158 It's nonstop. There's Call My Bluff, with real guns. 357 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:51,204 Countdown, where you got 30 seconds to stop the bomb going off. 358 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:55,917 Ground Force, which is a nasty one. You get turned into compost. 359 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,794 Wipeout, speaks for itself. 360 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,839 Oh, and Stars In Their Eyes, literally, stars in their eyes. 361 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,592 If you don't sing, you get blinded. 362 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,386 And you watch this stuff? 363 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,596 Everyone does. How come you don't? 364 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,098 Never paid for my license. 365 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:13,101 Oh, my God, you get executed for that. 366 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:14,685 Let them try. 367 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,897 You keep saying things that don't make sense. 368 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,024 Who are you, though, Doctor, really? 369 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,819 It doesn't matter. 370 00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,364 Well, it does to me. I've just put my life in your hands. 371 00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:31,202 I'm just a traveler wandering past. Believe it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life. 372 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:36,207 So, if we get out of here, what are you going to do? Just wander off again? 373 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,126 As fast as I can. 374 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,838 'Cause, erm...I could come with you. 375 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:48,136 - Maybe you could. - I wouldn't get in the way. 376 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:52,056 I wouldn't mind if you did. Not a bad idea, Lynda with a 377 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,395 But first of all, we've got to concentrate on the getting out. 378 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,982 To do that, you've got to know your enemy. Who's controlling it? 379 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,443 Who's in charge of the Satellite now? 380 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,819 Hold on. 381 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,909 Your lords and masters. 382 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,587 Okay, you win, the Controller's got to handle this. 383 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:25,548 Archive makes a record of all transmat activities. 384 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,341 Find out how he got on board. 385 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:29,218 Archive 6. 386 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,913 Controller, we have a problem. 387 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,290 Continue working. 388 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,250 We have a security problem. 389 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,085 Continue working. 390 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:09,217 I'm sorry, but I can't. We have contestants outside of the games. 391 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,968 But the alarms haven't gone off. 392 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,429 No security, the games continue. 393 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,806 But we can't just let them wander. 394 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,600 They are no one. 395 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,604 They are no one. 396 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,861 I'm sorry, I was just... 397 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,863 Archive 6 is out of bounds. 398 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:32,532 I need to check the transmat log. 399 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:37,578 Archive 6 is out of bounds. No one may enter Archive 6. Return to work. 400 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,753 Return to work. 401 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:51,759 Inform all staff, solar flares in Delta .7. 402 00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:01,477 Compatible systems, just align the wave signature. 403 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:03,980 Attaboy! 404 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:08,359 Got myself a gun. Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine, 405 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,987 which is the only thing that matters in the end. 406 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,206 Two hearts, that's him. Which floor? 407 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:33,884 Blimey! I've never seen it for real before, not from orbit. 408 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:36,137 Planet Earth! 409 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,805 What's happened to it? 410 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,891 It's always been like that, ever since I was born. See that there? 411 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,686 That's the Great Atlantic Smog Storm, it's been going 20 years. 412 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:46,564 We get newsflashes telling us when it's safe to breathe outside. 413 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:49,942 So the population just sits there? Half the world's too fat 414 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,486 and half the world's too thin and you lot just watch telly? 415 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:55,031 10,000 channels. All beaming down from here. 416 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:58,993 The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of... 417 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,663 Have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear? 418 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,332 Bear With Me! I love that! 419 00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:06,751 The celebrity edition where the bear got in the bath. 420 00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:10,338 But it's all gone wrong. I mean, history's gone wrong. Again! 421 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,215 This should be the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 422 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:16,344 I don't understand. Last time I was here I put it right. 423 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:19,180 No, but that's when it first went wrong. 100 years ago. 424 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:23,601 Like you said, all the news channels, they just shut down overnight. 425 00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:27,313 But that was me. I did that. 426 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,774 There was nothing left in their place. No information. 427 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:33,736 The whole planet just froze. The government, the economy, they collapsed. 428 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:38,032 That was the start of it. 100 years of hell. 429 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,450 Oh, my... 430 00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,706 I made this world. 431 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:57,718 That leaves Rose and Rodrick. You're going head-to-head. 432 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,805 Let's play The Weakest Link! 433 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:05,142 Right, that's the end of tactical voting. You're on your own now. 434 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:11,148 Hey, handsome, good to see you. Any sign of Rose? 435 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,566 Can't you track her down? 436 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:15,611 She must still be inside the games. All the rooms are shielded. 437 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:18,781 If I can just get inside this computer. She's got to be here somewhere. 438 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,283 You'd better hurry up, these games don't have a happy ending. 439 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,994 You think I don't know that? 440 00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:27,873 There you go, patch that in. It's programmed to find her. 441 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,583 - Thanks. - Hey, there. 442 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,460 - Hello. - Captain Jack Harkness. 443 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,713 - Lynda Moss. - Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss. 444 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,965 - Do you mind flirting outside? - I was just saying hello. 445 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,299 For you, that's flirting. 446 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:39,510 - I'm not complaining. - Muchas gracias. 447 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,805 It's not compatible. This stupid system doesn't make sense. 448 00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:50,521 This place should be a basic broadcaster. But the systems are twice as complicated. 449 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,774 It's more than just television. This station's transmitting something else. 450 00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:55,484 - Like what? - I don't know. 451 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,862 This whole Bad Wolf thing's tied up with me. 452 00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:00,156 Someone's manipulated my entire life. 453 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,450 It's some sort of trap and Rose is stuck inside it. 454 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:03,909 Rose, in geography, 455 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:07,955 the Grand Central Ravine is named after which ancient British city? 456 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,332 Is it York? 457 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,710 No, the correct answer is Sheffield. 458 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:15,254 Found her. Floor 407. 459 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,090 Oh, my God, she's with the Anne Droid! You've got to get her out of there! 460 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:21,969 Rodrick, in literature, the author of Lucky was Jackie who? 461 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,554 Stewart. 462 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,474 No, the correct answer is Collins. 463 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:31,979 Rose, the oldest inhabitant of the Isop Galaxy is the Face of what? 464 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,981 Boe! The Face of Boe! 465 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,570 That is the correct answer. 466 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,241 Come on. 467 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:49,205 Rodrick, in history who was the President of the Red Velvets? 468 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:50,873 Hoshbin Frane. 469 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,875 That is the correct answer. 470 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:58,881 Rose, in food, the dish Gaffabeque originated on which planet? 471 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:04,386 Erm...is it... 472 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,893 - Mars? - No, the correct answer is Lucifer. 473 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:21,070 Rodrick, which measurement of length is said to have been defined 474 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:25,699 by the Emperor Jate as the distance from his nose to his fingertip? 475 00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:28,994 Would that be a goffle? 476 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:31,455 No, the correct answer is a paab. 477 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:35,918 Rose, in fashion, Stella Pok Baint is famous for what? 478 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:41,882 Shoes. 479 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:44,093 No, the correct answer is hats. 480 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,680 Game Room 6, which one is it? 481 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:48,973 Over here! 482 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:51,183 San...Hazeldine? 483 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,853 No, the correct answer is San Chen. 484 00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:55,521 Stand back, let me blast it open. 485 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,064 You can't, it's a vital combination. 486 00:30:57,147 --> 00:31:02,653 Rose, in history, which Icelandic city hosted Murder Spree 20? 487 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,788 Reykjavik? 488 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,128 No, the correct answer is Pola Ventura. 489 00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:27,595 Oh, my God! I've done it! You've lost! 490 00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:31,348 Come on, come on! 491 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,852 - Rodrick, you are the Strongest Link. - I'm not meant to be here. 492 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:37,062 You will be transported home with 1,600 credits. 493 00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:39,356 I need to find the Doctor! 494 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,234 - He wouldn’t just leave me! - Thank you so much. 495 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,987 This game is illegal, I'm telling you to stop! 496 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,282 Rose! Stop this game. I order you to stop this game! 497 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:52,494 - You are the Weakest link. - Look out for the Anne Droid, it's armed! 498 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:10,054 Back off! 499 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:14,224 I need security and I need it here right now! 500 00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:18,312 - It's this lot. - Don't you touch him! Leave him alone! 501 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,190 Sir, put down the gun or I'll have to shoot. 502 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,400 You killed her! 503 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,362 Your stupid freaking game show killed her! 504 00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:30,824 Sir, I'm arresting you under Private Legislation 16 of the Game Station... 505 00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,844 Can you tell us the purpose of this device, sir? 506 00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:53,180 Can you tell us how you got on board? 507 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,099 Just leave him alone. 508 00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,893 I'm asking him. 509 00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,732 Sir? Can you tell us who you are? 510 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,409 You will be taken from this place to the Lunar Penal Colony, 511 00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:16,912 there to be held without trial. You may not appeal against this sentence. 512 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,709 Is that understood? 513 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,134 Let's do it. 514 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,732 Oh, my God, now we're in trouble. 515 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,651 Floor 500. 516 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,949 Clear the floor! He's on his way up here. With a gun! 517 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,041 This is an emergency, you've got to close down the lift. 518 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,417 All staff are reminded that solar flares... 519 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,253 Never mind the solar flares, he's gonna kill you! 520 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:13,469 Okay, move away from the desk. Nobody try anything clever. 521 00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:17,181 Everybody clear, stand to the side and stay there. 522 00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:19,099 Who's in charge of this place? 523 00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,810 - This Satellite is more than a Game Station. - ...79, 80... 524 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,312 Who killed Rose Tyler? 525 00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:26,523 - All staff are reminded that... - I want an answer. 526 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,567 She can't reply. Don't shoot! 527 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:31,028 Don't be so thick, like I was ever gonna shoot. 528 00:34:31,195 --> 00:34:32,905 Captain, we've got more guards on the way up. 529 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,114 - Secure the exits. - Yes, sir! 530 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,657 You! What were you saying? 531 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:38,994 - But I've got your gun. - Okay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer? 532 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,330 She's... Can I put this down? 533 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:43,582 - If you want, just hurry up. - Thanks. 534 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:47,753 Sorry. The Controller is linked into the transmissions. 535 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,838 The entire output goes through her brain. 536 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:52,883 You're not a member of staff so she doesn't recognize your existence. 537 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,718 - What's her name? - I don't know. 538 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:58,180 She was installed when she was five. It's the only life she's ever known. 539 00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,641 Doors sealed. We should be safe for about 10 minutes. 540 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:01,850 Keep an eye on them. 541 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:04,144 What you were saying about the Game Station, 542 00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:06,188 I think you're right. I've kept a log. 543 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:09,983 Unauthorized transmats, encrypted signals, it's been going on for years. 544 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,151 Show me. 545 00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:14,029 You're not allowed in there. Archive 6 is out of bounds. 546 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:16,698 Do I look like an out of bounds sort of guy? 547 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,686 What the hell? 548 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,568 Solar flare activity in Delta .015. 549 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:56,071 If you're not holding us hostage then let us out. The staff are terrified. 550 00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:58,740 That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day? 551 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,409 We're just doing our jobs. 552 00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:04,079 And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me, now back off! 553 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:11,753 That's just the solar flares. They interfere with the broadcast signal 554 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,173 so this place automatically powers down. 555 00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:17,926 Planet Earth gets a few repeats. It's all quite normal. 556 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,428 Doctor... 557 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,930 - Doctor? - Whatever it is, you can wait. 558 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,849 I think she wants you. 559 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:28,312 Doctor. Doctor. Where's the Doctor? 560 00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:29,897 I'm here. 561 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:33,275 Can't see. Blind, so blind. 562 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,237 All my life blind, all I can see is numbers. But I saw you. 563 00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:40,866 - What do you want? - Solar flares hiding me, they can't hear me. 564 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,576 My Masters listen but they can't hear me now. 565 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,328 The sun is so bright. 566 00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:46,330 Who are your masters? 567 00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:50,417 They wired my head, the name's forbidden. They control my thoughts. 568 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,086 My Masters, I had to be careful. 569 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:56,256 They monitor transmission but they don't watch the programs. 570 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:58,884 I could hide you in the games. I knew that you'd find me. 571 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,802 My friend died inside your games. 572 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:02,888 - Doesn't matter. - Don't dare tell me that! 573 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:06,642 They've been hiding. My Masters, hiding in the dark space. 574 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:10,854 Watching and shaping the Earth, so many years. 575 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:15,734 Always been there, guiding humanity. Hundreds and hundreds of years. 576 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,110 Who are they? 577 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:19,821 They wait and plan and grow in numbers, they're strong now. 578 00:37:19,947 --> 00:37:22,324 - So strong, my Masters... - Who are they? 579 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:25,827 But speak of you, my Masters, they fear the Doctor... 580 00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,497 Tell me, who are they? 581 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,421 When's the next solar flare? 582 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,590 - Two years' time. - Fat lot of good that is! 583 00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:40,884 - Found the Tardis. - We're not leaving now. 584 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:45,514 No, but the Tardis worked it out. You'll wanna watch this. 585 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,808 Lynda, could you stand over there for me, please? 586 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:49,518 I just want to go home. 587 00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:53,313 It'll only take a second. Could you stand in that spot? Quick as you can. 588 00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:57,859 Everybody watching? Okay, 3, 2, 1. 589 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,034 - But you killed her. - Oh? Do you think? 590 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,791 What the hell was that? 591 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,544 It's a transmat beam. Not a disintegrator. 592 00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:19,673 A secondary transmat system. People don't get killed in the games. 593 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:24,011 They get transported across space. Doctor, Rose is still alive! 594 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,777 No. It can't be... 595 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,740 You're dead. I saw you die! 596 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:52,748 - She's out there somewhere. - Doctor! Coordinates 5.6.1. 597 00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,791 Don't! The solar flare's gone, they'll hear you! 598 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:58,462 ...434. No, my Masters, no, I defy you! 599 00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:01,298 Sigma 77... 600 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,260 They took her. 601 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,615 My Masters. 602 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:32,454 You can kill me. For I have brought your destruction. 603 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,380 Use that, it might contain the final numbers. 604 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,965 I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions. 605 00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:48,512 Nice, thanks. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way. 606 00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:51,556 - I'm Davitch Pavale. - Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale. 607 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,225 There's a time and a place. 608 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,186 Are you saying this whole setup's been a disguise all along? 609 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:59,523 Going way back. Installing the Jagrafess 100 years ago. 610 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,817 Someone's been playing a long game. 611 00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:05,404 Controlling the human race from behind the scenes for generations. 612 00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:07,322 Click on this. 613 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:14,955 The transmat delivers to that point, right on the edge of the solar system. 614 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,623 There's nothing there. 615 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:19,835 It looks like nothing because that's what this Satellite does! 616 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,504 Underneath the transmission, there's another signal. 617 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:25,674 - Doing what? - Hiding whatever's out there. 618 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,176 Hiding it from sonar, radar, scanners. 619 00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:31,763 There's something sitting right on top of planet Earth 620 00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:34,141 but it's completely invisible. 621 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:36,560 If I cancel the signal... 622 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:57,664 That's impossible. I know those ships. 623 00:40:58,206 --> 00:41:00,000 They were destroyed. 624 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,794 Obviously they survived. 625 00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:04,713 Who did? Who are they? 626 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:09,342 200 ships. More than 2,000 on board each one. 627 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,511 That's just about half a million of them. 628 00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,472 Half a million what? 629 00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,015 Daleks. 630 00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:19,603 Alert. Alert. We are detected! 631 00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:25,442 It is the Doctor! He has located us. Open communications channel. 632 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:30,238 The female will stand. Stand! 633 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,706 I will talk to the Doctor. 634 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,250 Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello. 635 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:47,464 The Dalek Stratagem nears completion. The Fleet is almost ready. 636 00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:49,591 You will not intervene. 637 00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:51,510 Oh, really? Why's that, then? 638 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:53,929 We have your associate. 639 00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:58,892 You will obey or she will be exterminated. 640 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,729 No. 641 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,779 Explain yourself. 642 00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:12,614 I said, no. 643 00:42:13,073 --> 00:42:15,659 What is the meaning of this negative? 644 00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:17,285 It means no. 645 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,496 But she will be destroyed! 646 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:24,584 No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her. 647 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:27,587 I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet. 648 00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:31,007 And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, 649 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:35,303 I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! 650 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:39,933 But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan! 651 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:43,645 Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death? 652 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,522 Rose? 653 00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:46,940 Yes, Doctor? 654 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,984 I'm coming to get you. 655 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:52,821 The Doctor is initiating hostile action. 656 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:58,368 The Stratagem must advance. Begin the invasion of Earth. 657 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,996 The Doctor will be exterminated. 658 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:05,000 Exterminate. Exterminate... 659 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,303 Launch missiles. Exterminate. 660 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:21,725 We've got incoming. This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war. 661 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:25,186 There's an army about to invade this station. 662 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,522 Defenses have gone off line. 663 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:31,651 I'm dead, or about to die any second, with no chance of escape. 664 00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:46,791 How did you survive the Time War? 665 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:49,878 They survived through me.