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The Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
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Every single fact in the Empire
beams out of this place.
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Now, that's what I call power.
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Six hundred channels, all coming out of
Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere.
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This technology's wrong.
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- Trouble?
- Oh, yeah.
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This is not the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
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It's a place where humans are allowed to live
by kind permission of my client.
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Who controls Satellite Five?
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The Mighty Jagrafess
of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.
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You mean that thing's
in charge of Satellite Five?
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Once you go to Floor 500,
you never come back.
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You'll have to stay and explain it,
no one's going to believe me.
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They might start believing
a lot of things now.
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The human race should accelerate,
all back to normal.
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What's happening?
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on, my Gad!
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I don't believe it!
Why did they put you in there?
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They never said you were coming.
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What happened? I was...
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Careful now.
Ooh, mind yourself.
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That's the transmat,
it scrambles your head.
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I was sick for days.
All right?
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So, what's your name,
then, sweetheart?
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The Doctor, I think. I was...
I don't know. What happened?
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You got chosen.
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Chosen for what?
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You're a housemate!
You're in the house. Isn't that brilliant?
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That's not fair,
we've got eviction in five minutes!
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I've been here for all nine weeks,
I've followed the rules,
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I haven't had a single warning,
then he comes swanning in.
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If they keep changing the rules,
I'm gonna protest, I am. You watch me.
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I'm gonna paint the walls.
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Would the Doctor
please come to the Diary Room?
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You are live on Channel 44,000.
Please do not swear.
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You have got to be kidding.
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What happened?
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It's all right, it's the transmat.
It does your head in.
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You get a bit of amnesia.
What's your name?
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Rose. But where's the Doctor?
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Just remember, do what the android says.
Don't provoke it.
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The android's word is law.
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What do you mean, android?
Like a robot?
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Positions, everyone.
Thank you!
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Come on, hurry up.
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Steady.
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I was traveling...with the Doctor
and a man called Captain Jack.
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The Doctor wouldn’t just leave me...
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That's enough chat.
Positions, final call. Good luck.
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But I'm not supposed to be here.
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It says Rose on the podium.
Come on.
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Hold on, I must be going mad.
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It can't be.
This looks like...
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Android activated!
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Oh, my God, the android.
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The Anne...droid.
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Welcome to The Weakest Link.
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Here we go again.
We've got our work cut out for us.
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I don't know, he's son'
of handsome. Has a good lantern jaw.
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Lantern jaws are so last year.
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Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies,
but where exactly am I?
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We're giving you
a brand-new image.
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Hold on,
I was with the Doctor.
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Why, is there something wrong
with what I'm wearing?
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It's all very 20th century.
Where did you get that denim?
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A little place in Cardiff.
It was called The Top Shop.
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Design classic!
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But we're going to have to find you
some new colors,
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maybe get rid of that "Oklahoma farm boy"
thing you've got going on.
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Just stand still and let the defabricator
work its magic.
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What's the defabricator?
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Okay. Defabricator.
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
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Am I naked in front
of millions of viewers?
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Absolutely!
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Ladies...your viewing
figures just went up.
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Can't open it.
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It's got a deadlock seal.
Ever since Big Brother 504
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when they all walked out,
you must remember that?
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What about this?
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That's Exoglass.
You need a nuclear bomb to get through.
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Don't tempt me.
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I know you're not supposed to talk about
the outside world,
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but you must've been watching.
Do people like me?
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Lynda, Lynda with a "Y"
not Linda with an
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She got forcibly evicted
'cause she damaged a camera. Am I popular?
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- I don't remember.
- Does that mean I'm nothing?
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Some people get this far 'cause they're
insignificant. Doesn't anybody notice me?
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No, you're...nice, you're sweet.
Everybody thinks you're sweet.
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Oh? Is that right? Is that what I am?
No one's ever told me that before.
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Am I sweet? Really?
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Yeah. Dead sweet.
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Thank you.
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It's a wall. Isn't there supposed to be
a garden out there?
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Don't be daft,
no one's got a garden anymore.
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Who's got a garden?
Don't tell me you've got a garden!
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No, I've just got the Tardis.
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I remember.
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That's the amnesia! So, what happened?
Where did they get you?
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We'd just left
Rexicoricophalvitorius.
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Then we went to Kyoto.
That's right, Japan, in 1336
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and we only just escaped.
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We were together,
we were laughing and then...
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there was this light, this white light
coming through the walls
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and then...
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I woke up here.
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Yeah, that's the transmat beam.
That's how they pick the housemates.
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Oh, Lynda with a
Sweet, little Lynda.
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It's worse than that.
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I'm not just some passing traveler.
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No stupid little transmat gets inside my ship.
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That beam was 15 million
times more powerful.
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Which means...this isn’t just a game.
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There's something else going on.
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Well, here's the latest update
from the Big Brother house.
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I'm getting out.
I'm gonna find my friends.
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And then I'm gonna find you.
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- Need a word.
- Hold on, let me finish this.
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19,18...
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17,16,15...
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Thank you, people, transmitting in...
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12, 11, 10...
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I need to find the Doctor...
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Just shut up and play the game.
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All right, then.
What the hell, I'm gonna play to win.
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...and cue!
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Let's play The Weakest Link.
Start the clock.
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Agorax, the name of
which basic foodstuff
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is an anagram of
the word "beard"?
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- Bread.
- Correct.
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Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar,
which month comes after Hoob?
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- Is it Clavadoe?
- No, Pandoff.
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Rose, in maths,
what is 258 minus 158?
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-1 00!
- Correct.
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- Rodrick.
- Ban k.
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00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,674
Which letter of the alphabet
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appears in the word dangle
but not in the word gland?
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- E.
- Correct.
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00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:18,642
Colleen, in social security,
what D is the name of the payment
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given to Martian Drones?
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- Default.
- Correct.
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00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:25,315
Broff, the Great Cobalt Pyramid
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is built on the remains
of which famous Old Earth institute?
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- Touchdown.
- No, Torchwood.
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Agorax, in language,
all five examples of which type of letter
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appear in the word facetious?
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- Vowels.
- Correct.
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00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:47,963
Fitch, in biology,
which blood cells contain iron, red or white?
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- White.
- No, red.
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Rose, in the holovid series,
Jupiter Rising,
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the Grexnik is married to whom?
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How should I know?
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00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,146
Why is she laughing?
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Oh, my God, I think she knows.
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And I've got a housemate who appeared
out of nowhere. I told you.
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It's like the game's running itself.
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It's the Buccaneer look.
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Little dash of pirate and just a tweak of
President Schwarzenegger.
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Not sure about the vest.
What about a little bit of color to lift it?
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Absolutely not,
never wear black with color.
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It makes the color look cheap
and the black look boring.
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00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,175
Now, let's talk jackets.
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- I kind of like the first one.
- No, that's a bit too much Hell's Angel.
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I think I like
the shorter one. Look!
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Waist-length, nice and slimming,
shows off the bum.
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Works for me.
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00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,229
Once we've got an outfit,
we can look at the face.
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Ever thought about
cosmetic surgery?
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I've considered it, yeah.
A little lift around the eyes,
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tighten up the jaw line,
what do you think?
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Let's have a bit more ambition.
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Let's do something cutting edge.
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So, Rose,
what do you actually do?
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I just travel about a bit.
Bit of a tourist, I suppose.
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00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,670
Another way of saying unemployed?
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- No!
- Have you got a job?
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00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,257
Well, not really, no...
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Then you are unemployed.
178
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:19,596
Yet you've still got enough money
to buy peroxide. Why Fitch?
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Er...I think she got
a few of the questions wrong, that's all.
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And you'd know all about that.
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00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:32,901
Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself,
so it had to be Fitch.
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00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:40,075
Sorry, that's the game, that's how it works.
I had to vote for someone.
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Let me try again. it was the lights
and everything, I couldn't think...
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In fact, with three answers wrong,
Broff was the Weakest Link in that round.
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But it's votes that count!
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00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:54,965
I'm sorry, please.
Oh, God, help me.
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00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,848
Fitch, you are
the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
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00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:14,151
And we've gone to the adverts.
Back in three minutes.
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What's that?
What just happened?
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00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,282
She was the Weakest Link,
she gets disintegrated.
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00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,328
Blasted into atoms.
192
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,831
But I voted for her.
193
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,210
Oh, my God, this is sick.
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00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,006
All of you, you're just sick.
I'm not playing...
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I'm not playing!
I can't do it.
196
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,724
Please,
somebody let me out of here.
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00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,351
You are the Weakest Link.
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00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,814
Goodbye.
199
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,198
Don't try to escape.
200
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,034
It's play or die.
201
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:13,001
Doctor, they said all housemates
must gather on the sofa, you've got to.
202
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,711
I'm busy getting out, thanks.
203
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,923
But if you don't obey,
then all the housemates get punished.
204
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,842
Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then.
205
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:24,179
How stupid are you?
You've only just joined, you're not eligible.
206
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,098
And don't try anything clever
or we all get it in the neck.
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00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:30,018
Big Brother house,
this is Davinadroid.
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00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,521
Crosbie, Lynda and Strood,
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you have all been nominated for eviction.
And the eighth person to be evicted
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from the Big Brother house is...
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- Crosbie!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
212
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:48,370
It should've been me,
that's not fair, Crosbie.
213
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,414
Crosbie, you have 10 seconds
to make your farewells
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and then we're going to get you!
215
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,002
I won't forget you.
216
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,214
- I'm sorry I stole your soap.
- I don't mind, honestly.
217
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,551
And thanks for the food,
you're a smashing cook. Bless you.
218
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,638
Crosbie, please leave
the Big Brother house.
219
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,437
Bye, then. Bye, Lynda.
220
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,106
Bye.
221
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,953
I don't believe it. Crosbie.
222
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,456
It's only a game show.
She'll make a fortune on the outside.
223
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:38,128
Sell her story, release a record,
fitness video, all of that. She'll be laughing.
224
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,298
- What do you mean, on the outside?
- Here we go.
225
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,351
What are they waiting for?
Why don't they just let her go?
226
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,478
Stop it, it's not funny.
227
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,568
Eviction in 5, 4...
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3,2,1.
229
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,665
What was that?
230
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,336
Disintegrator beam.
231
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,468
She's been evicted.
232
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,512
From life.
233
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,648
No one programmed the transmat,
no one selected new contestants.
234
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,441
It is exactly like those stories.
235
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,527
Don't start that again.
I think you need to take a session off.
236
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,613
I would,
if you'd take it with me.
237
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,240
And don't start that again either.
238
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,867
But the rumors go back decades.
239
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,411
Saying that something's been
hidden up here.
240
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,372
Underneath the transmissions.
241
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,876
But the Controller would know.
She watches everything.
242
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,714
Maybe she just can't see it.
You've got to allow for human error.
243
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,092
Well, that's your problem, then.
244
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,388
I don't think she's been human for years.
245
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,110
18, 19, 20.
246
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,696
Transmit.
247
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,241
Are you insane?
You just step right into the disintegrator?
248
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,869
Is it that important getting your face
on the telly? Is it worth dying for?
249
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,164
- You're talking like we've got a choice!
- I thought you had to apply.
250
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,084
Don't be so stupid.
That's how they played it centuries back.
251
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,503
You get chosen
whether you like it or not.
252
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,630
Everyone on Earth
is a potential contestant,
253
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,008
the transmat beam picks you
out at random.
254
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,511
And it's nonstop. There are
60 Big Brother houses all running at once.
255
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,889
- How many? 60?
- They've had to cut back, it's not what it was.
256
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,809
It's a charnel house.
What about the winners? What do they get?
257
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,644
- They get to live.
- Is that it?
258
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,938
Well, isn't that enough?
259
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,901
Rose is out there. She got
caught in the transmat, she's a contestant.
260
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,362
Time I got out.
261
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:13,033
That other contestant, Linda with an
she was forcibly evicted for what?
262
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,952
- Damage to property.
- What, like this?
263
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,957
No, I'm just not getting this.
264
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:25,795
It's just too safe. Too decent.
And you'd never keep it clean.
265
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,547
Stage two ready and waiting.
266
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,340
Bring it on, girls.
267
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,766
And now it's time
for the face-off!
268
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,143
What does that mean?
Do I get to compete with someone else?
269
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,146
No, like I said, face...off.
270
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,985
I think you'd look
good with a dog's head!
271
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,406
Or maybe no head at all,
that would be so outrageous.
272
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,201
And we could stitch your legs
to the middle of your chest.
273
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,329
Nothing is too extreme.
It's to die for.
274
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,290
Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have
to shoot either one of you.
275
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,876
- But you're unarmed.
- You're naked!
276
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:10,215
- But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe.
- Where were you hiding that?
277
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,217
You really don't want to know.
278
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,135
Give me that accessory!
279
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,809
You are the Weakest Link.
Goodbye.
280
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,734
Going to the break,
two minutes on the clock.
281
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,779
Just a reminder, we've got solar flare activity
coming up in 10.
282
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,072
Thanks, everyone.
283
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,450
Colleen was clever, she banked all our money,
Why'd you vote for her?
284
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,120
'Cause I want to keep you in.
You're stupid.
285
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:43,081
You don't even know
the Princess Vossaheen's surname.
286
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,417
When it comes to the final,
I want to be up against you.
287
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:50,630
So that you get disintegrated
and I get a stackload of credits.
288
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,007
Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation.
289
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,510
What do you mean?
Who's Bad Wolf?
290
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,806
They're in charge,
they run the Game Station.
291
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,516
Why are they called Bad Wolf?
292
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,351
I don't know, it's just a name.
293
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,895
It's like an Old Earth
nursery rhyme sort of thing.
294
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,355
What does it matter?
295
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:11,234
I keep hearing those words
everywhere we go. Bad Wolf.
296
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,195
The things you see...
297
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,739
the darkness.
298
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,576
The big, bad wolf.
299
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,163
Attention all personnel,
Bad Wolf 1 descending.
300
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,497
"Blaidd Drwg."
301
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,916
- What's it mean?
- Bad Wolf.
302
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:34,007
Different times, different places.
Like it's written all over the universe.
303
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,550
What are you going on about?
304
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:40,054
If the Bad Wolf is in charge of the quiz
then maybe I'm not here by mistake.
305
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,726
Someone's been planning this.
306
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,021
The Doctor, you've
broken the house rules.
307
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,940
Big Brother has no
choice but to evict you.
308
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:55,403
You have 10 seconds to make your farewells
and then we're gonna get you!
309
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,031
That's more like it!
Come on, then, open up!
310
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,991
You're mad,
it's like you want to die.
311
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,369
I reckon he's a plant,
he was only brought in to stir things up.
312
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,956
The Doctor,
please leave the Big Brother house.
313
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,503
Come on, then, disintegrate me!
Come on, what are you waiting for?
314
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,173
He is, he's mad. He's bonkers!
315
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,550
I told you to keep
an eye on him, not kill him.
316
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,802
He damaged the property,
it's an automatic process.
317
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:29,187
Eviction in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
318
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,986
Ha-ha! I knew it! You see,
someone brought me into this game.
319
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,906
If they wanted me dead,
they could've transmatted me into a volcano.
320
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,033
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
321
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,160
It's like some sort of override.
322
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,038
...maybe the security
isn't as tight this end.
323
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,540
You following this?
I'm getting out!
324
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,382
- Come with me.
- We're not allowed.
325
00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:00,051
Stay in there,
you got a 50-50 chance of disintegration.
326
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,096
Stay with me, I promise I'll get you out alive.
Come on!
327
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,639
No, I can't.
328
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,183
Lynda, you're sweet.
From what I've seen of your world,
329
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,811
do you think
anybody votes for sweet?
330
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,866
Hold on.
I've been here before.
331
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,703
This is Satellite Five.
332
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,837
No guards, makes a change.
333
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,048
You'd think a big business like Satellite Five
would be armed to the teeth.
334
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,967
No one's called it
Satellite Five in ages.
335
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,762
It's the Game Station now.
Hasn't been Satellite Five in about 100 years.
336
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:49,183
100 years exactly.
It's the year 200100.
337
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,020
I was here before, Floor 139.
338
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,189
The Satellite was broadcasting
news channels back then.
339
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,192
Had a bit of trouble upstairs.
Nothing too serious.
340
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:01,571
Easy, gave them a hand,
home in time for tea.
341
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:06,909
Hundred years ago? What?
You were here 100 years ago?
342
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,244
Yes.
343
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,246
Well, you're looking good on it.
344
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,248
I moisturize.
345
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:16,753
Funny sorts of readings.
All kinds of energy. Place is humming.
346
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:20,089
It's weird, this goes way beyond
normal transmissions.
347
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,133
What would they need
all that power for?
348
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:26,721
I don't know. I think we're
the first ever contestants to get outside.
349
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,140
I had two friends with me,
350
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,768
they must have got caught in the transmat.
Where would they be?
351
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,895
I don't know,
they could have been allocated anywhere.
352
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,646
There's 100 different games.
353
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,482
Like what?
354
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,859
There's 10 floors of Big Brother,
there's a different house
355
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:43,404
behind each of these doors, and then
beyond that there's all sorts of shows.
356
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:47,158
It's nonstop.
There's Call My Bluff, with real guns.
357
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:51,204
Countdown, where you got 30 seconds
to stop the bomb going off.
358
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:55,917
Ground Force, which is a nasty one.
You get turned into compost.
359
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,794
Wipeout, speaks for itself.
360
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,839
Oh, and Stars In Their Eyes, literally,
stars in their eyes.
361
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,592
If you don't sing,
you get blinded.
362
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,386
And you watch this stuff?
363
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,596
Everyone does.
How come you don't?
364
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,098
Never paid for my license.
365
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:13,101
Oh, my God,
you get executed for that.
366
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:14,685
Let them try.
367
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,897
You keep saying things
that don't make sense.
368
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,024
Who are you,
though, Doctor, really?
369
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,819
It doesn't matter.
370
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,364
Well, it does to me.
I've just put my life in your hands.
371
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:31,202
I'm just a traveler wandering past.
Believe it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life.
372
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:36,207
So, if we get out of here, what are you
going to do? Just wander off again?
373
00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,126
As fast as I can.
374
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,838
'Cause, erm...I could come with you.
375
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:48,136
- Maybe you could.
- I wouldn't get in the way.
376
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:52,056
I wouldn't mind if you did.
Not a bad idea, Lynda with a
377
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,395
But first of all, we've got to concentrate
on the getting out.
378
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,982
To do that, you've got to know your enemy.
Who's controlling it?
379
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,443
Who's in charge of
the Satellite now?
380
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,819
Hold on.
381
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,909
Your lords and masters.
382
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,587
Okay, you win,
the Controller's got to handle this.
383
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:25,548
Archive makes a record
of all transmat activities.
384
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,341
Find out how he got on board.
385
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:29,218
Archive 6.
386
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,913
Controller, we have a problem.
387
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,290
Continue working.
388
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,250
We have a security problem.
389
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,085
Continue working.
390
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:09,217
I'm sorry, but I can't.
We have contestants outside of the games.
391
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,968
But the alarms haven't gone off.
392
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,429
No security,
the games continue.
393
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,806
But we can't just let them wander.
394
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,600
They are no one.
395
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,604
They are no one.
396
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,861
I'm sorry, I was just...
397
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,863
Archive 6 is out of bounds.
398
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:32,532
I need to check the transmat log.
399
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:37,578
Archive 6 is out of bounds.
No one may enter Archive 6. Return to work.
400
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,753
Return to work.
401
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:51,759
Inform all staff,
solar flares in Delta .7.
402
00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:01,477
Compatible systems,
just align the wave signature.
403
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:03,980
Attaboy!
404
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:08,359
Got myself a gun.
Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine,
405
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,987
which is the only thing
that matters in the end.
406
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,206
Two hearts, that's him.
Which floor?
407
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:33,884
Blimey! I've never seen it for real before,
not from orbit.
408
00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:36,137
Planet Earth!
409
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,805
What's happened to it?
410
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,891
It's always been like that,
ever since I was born. See that there?
411
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,686
That's the Great Atlantic Smog Storm,
it's been going 20 years.
412
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:46,564
We get newsflashes telling us when
it's safe to breathe outside.
413
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:49,942
So the population just sits there?
Half the world's too fat
414
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,486
and half the world's too thin
and you lot just watch telly?
415
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:55,031
10,000 channels.
All beaming down from here.
416
00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:58,993
The human race.
Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of...
417
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,663
Have they still got that program
where three people have to live with a bear?
418
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,332
Bear With Me! I love that!
419
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:06,751
The celebrity edition
where the bear got in the bath.
420
00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:10,338
But it's all gone wrong.
I mean, history's gone wrong. Again!
421
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,215
This should be the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
422
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:16,344
I don't understand.
Last time I was here I put it right.
423
00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:19,180
No, but that's when it first went wrong.
100 years ago.
424
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:23,601
Like you said, all the news channels,
they just shut down overnight.
425
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:27,313
But that was me. I did that.
426
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,774
There was nothing left in their place.
No information.
427
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:33,736
The whole planet just froze. The government,
the economy, they collapsed.
428
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:38,032
That was the start of it.
100 years of hell.
429
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,450
Oh, my...
430
00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,706
I made this world.
431
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:57,718
That leaves Rose and Rodrick.
You're going head-to-head.
432
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,805
Let's play The Weakest Link!
433
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:05,142
Right, that's the end of tactical voting.
You're on your own now.
434
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:11,148
Hey, handsome, good to see you.
Any sign of Rose?
435
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,566
Can't you track her down?
436
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:15,611
She must still be inside the games.
All the rooms are shielded.
437
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:18,781
If I can just get inside this computer.
She's got to be here somewhere.
438
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,283
You'd better hurry up,
these games don't have a happy ending.
439
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,994
You think I don't know that?
440
00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:27,873
There you go, patch that in.
It's programmed to find her.
441
00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,583
- Thanks.
- Hey, there.
442
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,460
- Hello.
- Captain Jack Harkness.
443
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,713
- Lynda Moss.
- Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
444
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,965
- Do you mind flirting outside?
- I was just saying hello.
445
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,299
For you, that's flirting.
446
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:39,510
- I'm not complaining.
- Muchas gracias.
447
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,805
It's not compatible.
This stupid system doesn't make sense.
448
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:50,521
This place should be a basic broadcaster.
But the systems are twice as complicated.
449
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,774
It's more than just television.
This station's transmitting something else.
450
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:55,484
- Like what?
- I don't know.
451
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,862
This whole Bad Wolf
thing's tied up with me.
452
00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:00,156
Someone's manipulated my entire life.
453
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,450
It's some sort of trap
and Rose is stuck inside it.
454
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:03,909
Rose, in geography,
455
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:07,955
the Grand Central Ravine
is named after which ancient British city?
456
00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,332
Is it York?
457
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,710
No, the correct answer is Sheffield.
458
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:15,254
Found her. Floor 407.
459
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,090
Oh, my God, she's with the Anne Droid!
You've got to get her out of there!
460
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:21,969
Rodrick, in literature,
the author of Lucky was Jackie who?
461
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,554
Stewart.
462
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,474
No, the correct answer is Collins.
463
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:31,979
Rose, the oldest inhabitant
of the Isop Galaxy is the Face of what?
464
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,981
Boe! The Face of Boe!
465
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,570
That is the correct answer.
466
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,241
Come on.
467
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:49,205
Rodrick, in history who was
the President of the Red Velvets?
468
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:50,873
Hoshbin Frane.
469
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,875
That is the correct answer.
470
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:58,881
Rose, in food, the dish Gaffabeque
originated on which planet?
471
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:04,386
Erm...is it...
472
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,893
- Mars?
- No, the correct answer is Lucifer.
473
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:21,070
Rodrick, which measurement of length
is said to have been defined
474
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:25,699
by the Emperor Jate as the distance
from his nose to his fingertip?
475
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:28,994
Would that be a goffle?
476
00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:31,455
No, the correct answer is a paab.
477
00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:35,918
Rose, in fashion,
Stella Pok Baint is famous for what?
478
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:41,882
Shoes.
479
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:44,093
No, the correct answer is hats.
480
00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,680
Game Room 6, which one is it?
481
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:48,973
Over here!
482
00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:51,183
San...Hazeldine?
483
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,853
No, the correct
answer is San Chen.
484
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:55,521
Stand back,
let me blast it open.
485
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,064
You can't,
it's a vital combination.
486
00:30:57,147 --> 00:31:02,653
Rose, in history, which Icelandic city
hosted Murder Spree 20?
487
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,788
Reykjavik?
488
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,128
No, the correct answer is Pola Ventura.
489
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:27,595
Oh, my God!
I've done it! You've lost!
490
00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:31,348
Come on, come on!
491
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,852
- Rodrick, you are the Strongest Link.
- I'm not meant to be here.
492
00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:37,062
You will be transported home
with 1,600 credits.
493
00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:39,356
I need to find the Doctor!
494
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,234
- He wouldn’t just leave me!
- Thank you so much.
495
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,987
This game is illegal,
I'm telling you to stop!
496
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,282
Rose! Stop this game.
I order you to stop this game!
497
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:52,494
- You are the Weakest link.
- Look out for the Anne Droid, it's armed!
498
00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:10,054
Back off!
499
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:14,224
I need security and I
need it here right now!
500
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:18,312
- It's this lot.
- Don't you touch him! Leave him alone!
501
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,190
Sir, put down the gun
or I'll have to shoot.
502
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,400
You killed her!
503
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,362
Your stupid freaking
game show killed her!
504
00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:30,824
Sir, I'm arresting you under
Private Legislation 16 of the Game Station...
505
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,844
Can you tell us the purpose of
this device, sir?
506
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:53,180
Can you tell us
how you got on board?
507
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,099
Just leave him alone.
508
00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,893
I'm asking him.
509
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,732
Sir?
Can you tell us who you are?
510
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,409
You will be taken from this place
to the Lunar Penal Colony,
511
00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:16,912
there to be held without trial.
You may not appeal against this sentence.
512
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,709
Is that understood?
513
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,134
Let's do it.
514
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,732
Oh, my God, now we're in trouble.
515
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,651
Floor 500.
516
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,949
Clear the floor! He's on his way up here.
With a gun!
517
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,041
This is an emergency,
you've got to close down the lift.
518
00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,417
All staff are
reminded that solar flares...
519
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,253
Never mind the solar flares,
he's gonna kill you!
520
00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:13,469
Okay, move away from the desk.
Nobody try anything clever.
521
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:17,181
Everybody clear,
stand to the side and stay there.
522
00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:19,099
Who's in charge of this place?
523
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,810
- This Satellite is more than a Game Station.
- ...79, 80...
524
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,312
Who killed Rose Tyler?
525
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:26,523
- All staff are reminded that...
- I want an answer.
526
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,567
She can't reply. Don't shoot!
527
00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:31,028
Don't be so thick,
like I was ever gonna shoot.
528
00:34:31,195 --> 00:34:32,905
Captain, we've got more
guards on the way up.
529
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,114
- Secure the exits.
- Yes, sir!
530
00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,657
You! What were you saying?
531
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:38,994
- But I've got your gun.
- Okay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer?
532
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,330
She's... Can I put this down?
533
00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:43,582
- If you want, just hurry up.
- Thanks.
534
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:47,753
Sorry. The Controller
is linked into the transmissions.
535
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,838
The entire output
goes through her brain.
536
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:52,883
You're not a member of staff
so she doesn't recognize your existence.
537
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,718
- What's her name?
- I don't know.
538
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:58,180
She was installed when she was five.
It's the only life she's ever known.
539
00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,641
Doors sealed.
We should be safe for about 10 minutes.
540
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:01,850
Keep an eye on them.
541
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:04,144
What you were saying
about the Game Station,
542
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:06,188
I think you're right.
I've kept a log.
543
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:09,983
Unauthorized transmats, encrypted signals,
it's been going on for years.
544
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,151
Show me.
545
00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:14,029
You're not allowed in there.
Archive 6 is out of bounds.
546
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:16,698
Do I look like an out
of bounds sort of guy?
547
00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,686
What the hell?
548
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,568
Solar flare activity in Delta .015.
549
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:56,071
If you're not holding us hostage
then let us out. The staff are terrified.
550
00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:58,740
That's the same staff who execute hundreds
of contestants every day?
551
00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,409
We're just doing our jobs.
552
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:04,079
And with that sentence you just lost
the right to even talk to me, now back off!
553
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:11,753
That's just the solar flares.
They interfere with the broadcast signal
554
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,173
so this place
automatically powers down.
555
00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:17,926
Planet Earth gets a few repeats.
It's all quite normal.
556
00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,428
Doctor...
557
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,930
- Doctor?
- Whatever it is, you can wait.
558
00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,849
I think she wants you.
559
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:28,312
Doctor. Doctor. Where's the Doctor?
560
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:29,897
I'm here.
561
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:33,275
Can't see. Blind, so blind.
562
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,237
All my life blind, all I can see is numbers.
But I saw you.
563
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:40,866
- What do you want?
- Solar flares hiding me, they can't hear me.
564
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,576
My Masters listen but they can't hear me now.
565
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,328
The sun is so bright.
566
00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:46,330
Who are your masters?
567
00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:50,417
They wired my head, the name's forbidden.
They control my thoughts.
568
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,086
My Masters,
I had to be careful.
569
00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:56,256
They monitor transmission
but they don't watch the programs.
570
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:58,884
I could hide you in the games.
I knew that you'd find me.
571
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,802
My friend died inside your games.
572
00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:02,888
- Doesn't matter.
- Don't dare tell me that!
573
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:06,642
They've been hiding.
My Masters, hiding in the dark space.
574
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:10,854
Watching and shaping the Earth,
so many years.
575
00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:15,734
Always been there, guiding humanity.
Hundreds and hundreds of years.
576
00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,110
Who are they?
577
00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:19,821
They wait and plan and grow in numbers,
they're strong now.
578
00:37:19,947 --> 00:37:22,324
- So strong, my Masters...
- Who are they?
579
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:25,827
But speak of you, my Masters,
they fear the Doctor...
580
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,497
Tell me, who are they?
581
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,421
When's the next solar flare?
582
00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,590
- Two years' time.
- Fat lot of good that is!
583
00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:40,884
- Found the Tardis.
- We're not leaving now.
584
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:45,514
No, but the Tardis worked it out.
You'll wanna watch this.
585
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,808
Lynda, could you
stand over there for me, please?
586
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:49,518
I just want to go home.
587
00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:53,313
It'll only take a second. Could you stand
in that spot? Quick as you can.
588
00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:57,859
Everybody watching?
Okay, 3, 2, 1.
589
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,034
- But you killed her.
- Oh? Do you think?
590
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,791
What the hell was that?
591
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,544
It's a transmat beam.
Not a disintegrator.
592
00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:19,673
A secondary transmat system.
People don't get killed in the games.
593
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:24,011
They get transported across space.
Doctor, Rose is still alive!
594
00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,777
No. It can't be...
595
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,740
You're dead. I saw you die!
596
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:52,748
- She's out there somewhere.
- Doctor! Coordinates 5.6.1.
597
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,791
Don't! The solar flare's gone,
they'll hear you!
598
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:58,462
...434. No, my Masters, no, I defy you!
599
00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:01,298
Sigma 77...
600
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,260
They took her.
601
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,615
My Masters.
602
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:32,454
You can kill me.
For I have brought your destruction.
603
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,380
Use that, it might
contain the final numbers.
604
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,965
I kept a log of all
the unscheduled transmissions.
605
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:48,512
Nice, thanks.
Captain Jack Harkness, by the way.
606
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:51,556
- I'm Davitch Pavale.
- Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale.
607
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,225
There's a time and a place.
608
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,186
Are you saying this whole setup's been
a disguise all along?
609
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:59,523
Going way back.
Installing the Jagrafess 100 years ago.
610
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,817
Someone's been
playing a long game.
611
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:05,404
Controlling the human race
from behind the scenes for generations.
612
00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:07,322
Click on this.
613
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:14,955
The transmat delivers to that point,
right on the edge of the solar system.
614
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,623
There's nothing there.
615
00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:19,835
It looks like nothing
because that's what this Satellite does!
616
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,504
Underneath the transmission,
there's another signal.
617
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:25,674
- Doing what?
- Hiding whatever's out there.
618
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,176
Hiding it from sonar,
radar, scanners.
619
00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:31,763
There's something sitting
right on top of planet Earth
620
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:34,141
but it's completely invisible.
621
00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:36,560
If I cancel the signal...
622
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:57,664
That's impossible.
I know those ships.
623
00:40:58,206 --> 00:41:00,000
They were destroyed.
624
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,794
Obviously they survived.
625
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:04,713
Who did? Who are they?
626
00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:09,342
200 ships.
More than 2,000 on board each one.
627
00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,511
That's just about half a million of them.
628
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,472
Half a million what?
629
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,015
Daleks.
630
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:19,603
Alert. Alert. We are detected!
631
00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:25,442
It is the Doctor! He has located us.
Open communications channel.
632
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:30,238
The female will stand. Stand!
633
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,706
I will talk to the Doctor.
634
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,250
Oh, will you?
That's nice. Hello.
635
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:47,464
The Dalek Stratagem nears completion.
The Fleet is almost ready.
636
00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:49,591
You will not intervene.
637
00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:51,510
Oh, really? Why's that, then?
638
00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:53,929
We have your associate.
639
00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:58,892
You will obey or she
will be exterminated.
640
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,729
No.
641
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,779
Explain yourself.
642
00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:12,614
I said, no.
643
00:42:13,073 --> 00:42:15,659
What is
the meaning of this negative?
644
00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:17,285
It means no.
645
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,496
But she will be destroyed!
646
00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:24,584
No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna rescue her.
647
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:27,587
I'm gonna save Rose Tyler
from the middle of the Dalek Fleet.
648
00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:31,007
And then I'm gonna save the Earth.
And then, just to finish off,
649
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:35,303
I'm gonna wipe every
last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
650
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:39,933
But you have no weapons!
No defenses! No plan!
651
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:43,645
Yeah. And doesn't
that scare you to death?
652
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,522
Rose?
653
00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:46,940
Yes, Doctor?
654
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,984
I'm coming to get you.
655
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:52,821
The Doctor is
initiating hostile action.
656
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:58,368
The Stratagem must advance.
Begin the invasion of Earth.
657
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,996
The Doctor will
be exterminated.
658
00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:05,000
Exterminate.
Exterminate...
659
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,303
Launch missiles. Exterminate.
660
00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:21,725
We've got incoming.
This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war.
661
00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:25,186
There's an army
about to invade this station.
662
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,522
Defenses have gone off line.
663
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:31,651
I'm dead, or about to die any second,
with no chance of escape.
664
00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:46,791
How did you
survive the Time War?
665
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:49,878
They survived through me.