1 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:08,716 (CHATTER) 2 00:00:12,028 --> 00:00:13,418 (PHONE RINGS) 3 00:00:17,805 --> 00:00:20,734 Don't let us down now, Valkyrie. 4 00:00:21,581 --> 00:00:24,666 Fingers crossed, Alan. I got everything crossed. 5 00:00:25,017 --> 00:00:30,577 OK, people. Transmission arriving in... 6 00:00:31,430 --> 00:00:37,031 ..ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 7 00:00:37,445 --> 00:00:42,976 Five, four, three, two, one! 8 00:00:43,783 --> 00:00:45,368 Sorry, I could never resist a countdown! 9 00:00:45,415 --> 00:00:48,254 Who the hell are you?! Is this Neil Armstrong? 10 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,594 What? 11 00:00:49,642 --> 00:00:52,258 Neil Armstrong? First man on the Moon. 12 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,117 Not quite the first... 13 00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:55,952 You mean he wasn't the first man on the Moon? 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,025 That is such a human-centric question. 15 00:00:58,073 --> 00:00:59,867 I'm the human in this set up. 16 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,140 She is, actually. 17 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:03,140 It's a bit embarrassing, really. 18 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,568 Who are you people? 19 00:01:05,619 --> 00:01:09,499 Friendly aliens. Don't mind us, just a day out for the kids. 20 00:01:11,644 --> 00:01:12,714 It's from the Chief! 21 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:14,215 Is it? Oh, yes. That's right. 22 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:18,715 Authorising us to go anywhere we please. So - Valkyrie? 23 00:01:18,983 --> 00:01:21,199 Valkyrie... is... 24 00:01:22,701 --> 00:01:26,580 ..probing the Martian ice caps with a new kind of camera on board. 25 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:29,105 Uses a different spectrum 26 00:01:29,153 --> 00:01:34,020 to see under the poles and beam back pictures. 27 00:01:40,112 --> 00:01:42,730 What the hell...? 28 00:02:15,525 --> 00:02:19,374 *DOCTOR WHO Season 10 Episode 09 Episode Title: "The Empress of Mars" 29 00:02:39,254 --> 00:02:42,294 Mars. 1881. Or thereabouts. 30 00:02:42,481 --> 00:02:44,895 According to the TARDIS, that's when the message was made. 31 00:02:44,987 --> 00:02:46,692 Though we may be a bit early. 32 00:02:46,755 --> 00:02:49,075 So, there were humans on Mars in Victorian times? 33 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,419 No. 34 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,497 There weren't. 35 00:02:53,153 --> 00:02:57,442 The TARDIS registered multiple life forms below the surface, 36 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:59,848 so this seems like the best place to look. 37 00:03:00,184 --> 00:03:03,708 Maybe someone's been messing around with time. Like in The Terminator. 38 00:03:03,811 --> 00:03:04,919 The Terminator? 39 00:03:04,991 --> 00:03:07,137 It's a movie. You haven't seen it? 40 00:03:07,207 --> 00:03:08,686 I'm a very busy man. 41 00:03:08,781 --> 00:03:11,348 You'd like it. It's got killer robots. 42 00:03:11,528 --> 00:03:13,231 Ooh, I'll put it on the list. 43 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,056 Even if there are people here, why would they bother writing 44 00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:18,743 messages on the surface of the planet? 45 00:03:18,791 --> 00:03:20,837 State visit? Patriotic fervour? 46 00:03:21,676 --> 00:03:23,603 Rogue graffiti artist? 47 00:03:25,757 --> 00:03:27,337 Doctor... 48 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,560 I see it. 49 00:03:44,523 --> 00:03:47,163 If there's fire, there's got to be oxygen! 50 00:03:47,211 --> 00:03:48,687 Wait, wait! Let's not be rash. 51 00:03:48,735 --> 00:03:50,655 - OK. - I'll go first. 52 00:03:52,521 --> 00:03:53,840 What are you doing?! 53 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:56,478 Fire. Oxygen. Basic physics, isn't it? 54 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,616 Could've been basic death! 55 00:04:02,147 --> 00:04:03,984 Wait, how can there be oxygen here? 56 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:08,991 The indigenous Martians were superb engineers. 57 00:04:10,341 --> 00:04:12,940 Mind you, there's a lot here that doesn't make sense. 58 00:04:13,355 --> 00:04:16,007 It's like the underground tunnels in The Thing. 59 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:18,015 The what? 60 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:21,890 It's a movie. You'd like that one too. Everybody dies. 61 00:04:23,749 --> 00:04:28,796 (SHE SCREAMS) 62 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,765 (SHE GROANS) 63 00:04:30,859 --> 00:04:33,148 Bill? Bill? 64 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:36,163 Bill! Bill! 65 00:04:36,515 --> 00:04:39,046 Hang on! We'll find a way down! 66 00:04:39,663 --> 00:04:42,327 Go back to the TARDIS! Get ropes. Lifting gear. 67 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:43,405 Anything you can find! 68 00:04:43,453 --> 00:04:44,493 (HE WHIMPERS) 69 00:04:58,238 --> 00:04:59,788 (HE MUTTERS) 70 00:05:00,241 --> 00:05:06,048 (VWORP) 71 00:05:12,121 --> 00:05:14,714 Nardole, what the hell are you doing? 72 00:05:23,809 --> 00:05:25,769 (WHIRRING) 73 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:31,490 (THUDDING) 74 00:05:41,897 --> 00:05:43,817 (THUDDING APPROACHES) 75 00:06:01,554 --> 00:06:05,711 So this could go very well or very badly. 76 00:06:28,175 --> 00:06:29,801 Halt! 77 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:35,418 I say! We weren't expecting company! 78 00:06:37,651 --> 00:06:39,043 Right. 79 00:06:43,352 --> 00:06:45,399 Er... Yeah. 80 00:06:49,345 --> 00:06:50,877 Right. 81 00:06:58,672 --> 00:07:03,296 By the moons, I honour thee. I am the Doctor. 82 00:07:03,726 --> 00:07:05,140 What is your name? 83 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,789 (RASPING) 84 00:07:07,546 --> 00:07:08,780 I know your people of old. 85 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:12,945 I was once... an Honorary Guardian of the Tythonian Hive. 86 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:14,684 (CLICK) 87 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:17,343 Don't move. I'll sort this beggar out. 88 00:07:17,391 --> 00:07:19,453 No, no, no, no! You don't understand! 89 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:22,375 This creature is no threat! He may look like a monster to you... 90 00:07:22,501 --> 00:07:23,929 GUNSHOT 91 00:07:24,021 --> 00:07:25,468 I wasn't talking to you. 92 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:29,617 Are you all right, Friday? 93 00:07:29,851 --> 00:07:31,090 (HOARSELY:) Sir. 94 00:07:31,503 --> 00:07:33,499 Who are you and what the devil are you doing here? 95 00:07:33,566 --> 00:07:36,359 I could ask you the same question. And I will! 96 00:07:39,378 --> 00:07:41,651 (VWORP) 97 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:58,714 (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) 98 00:08:00,837 --> 00:08:02,037 Hello. 99 00:08:02,496 --> 00:08:04,157 Hello, Miss? 100 00:08:04,410 --> 00:08:06,657 I was wondering if I could ask for your help? 101 00:08:06,967 --> 00:08:08,368 I need to get to Mars. 102 00:08:08,442 --> 00:08:11,201 Well, I need to get back to Mars, in fact. 103 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:15,814 Um... and... it's a little bit urgent, only the TARDIS is acting up. 104 00:08:15,993 --> 00:08:18,470 I was wondering if you could tell me how to fix... 105 00:08:18,538 --> 00:08:19,962 'Course I can.' 106 00:08:20,525 --> 00:08:24,118 Oh, right. Thank you. 107 00:08:24,306 --> 00:08:26,733 'But it's probably easier if I just show you.' 108 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:29,163 Oh. Erm... 109 00:08:32,193 --> 00:08:33,873 Indian or China, m'dear? 110 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:40,913 Erm. I... I dunno. China? 111 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,311 WHISPERS: Where's Nardole? 112 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:51,725 Erm... He seems to have taken the TARDIS. 113 00:08:51,796 --> 00:08:55,600 - What?! - I'm sure it's only a temporary thing 114 00:08:55,716 --> 00:09:01,522 but it means that for the time being, we're stuck here on Mars. 115 00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:02,983 You were saying, Colonel? 116 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:07,350 Oh, well, yes, I was stationed out there. South Africa. 117 00:09:07,522 --> 00:09:10,421 One day, I came across something in the veldt. 118 00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:13,302 Something that was clearly not of this earth. 119 00:09:13,444 --> 00:09:15,538 An interplanetary vessel! 120 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:19,780 I found Friday here on board. In a sort of coma. 121 00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:21,303 Half dead. 122 00:09:21,663 --> 00:09:23,257 Why do you call him that? 123 00:09:23,592 --> 00:09:27,162 Man Friday? As in Robinson Crusoe? 124 00:09:28,803 --> 00:09:36,038 So, according to this you've been on board Friday's ship the whole time? 125 00:09:36,147 --> 00:09:40,929 Yes. We were... That sounds... That sounds... 126 00:09:41,084 --> 00:09:42,561 Convincing? 127 00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:45,819 Yes, that's right. On his ship. 128 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,155 Well, I suppose it was pretty roomy, what! 129 00:09:51,553 --> 00:09:52,594 Yes! 130 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:53,710 (THEY ALL CHUCKLE) 131 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,819 - It was! Yes. Wasn't it? - Yes. 132 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:57,186 Very roomy. 133 00:09:57,467 --> 00:10:01,952 But the whole, you know, getting on board... I mean, that's all... 134 00:10:02,632 --> 00:10:07,366 It's all a bit hazy. Maybe you could tell us everything. 135 00:10:07,553 --> 00:10:13,178 Yes, well... after I woke him up, Friday asked for my help. 136 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,710 To repair his spaceship? 137 00:10:14,811 --> 00:10:18,647 - Yes. And to bring him home. - In return for what? 138 00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:23,600 Ah. Well, now. That is the question. 139 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:25,374 BOOM 140 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:30,101 - Prepare to fire! - At the double! 141 00:10:30,312 --> 00:10:31,939 Go, go, go! 142 00:10:31,987 --> 00:10:36,158 'Friday helped us build the Gargantua, a remarkable piece 143 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:39,361 'of mining equipment fashioned from one of his ship's artillery.' 144 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:51,020 'He promised us gemstones, you see, silver... gold... 145 00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:53,934 'Treasure beyond our wildest dreams.' 146 00:10:54,098 --> 00:10:55,980 That's why you helped him come home. 147 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,129 To claim Mars in the name of Queen Victoria. 148 00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:04,262 To loot it of its riches. Stake a claim. 149 00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:06,566 The red planet turned pink. 150 00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:09,082 That was the general idea, old love. 151 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:11,277 But there's nothing here. 152 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:15,863 Whole show's been a ruddy wash out. The ship crashed on landing. 153 00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:19,746 I go top side now and then to see if I can repair the beggar. 154 00:11:19,831 --> 00:11:22,012 That's what I was doing when I ran across you. 155 00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:26,488 - And? - No joy so far. 156 00:11:26,589 --> 00:11:29,777 It could have been a fresh start. For all of us. 157 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:34,191 But now supplies are running as low as morale. 158 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,362 Things are pretty desperate, I'm afraid. 159 00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,769 RINGING 160 00:11:42,151 --> 00:11:44,791 THUDDING FOOTSTEPS 161 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,118 You've told us why you came here. 162 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:56,948 What does he get out of it? 163 00:11:57,874 --> 00:12:00,691 - Nothing. - Nothing? 164 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,370 He was hoping to find his people. 165 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,526 But it appears he was asleep on that ship 166 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:06,425 much longer than he anticipated. 167 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,745 Mars is dead. Dead as a coffin nail. 168 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,019 Friday is the last of his kind. 169 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,683 Is he now? 170 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:19,510 You know what Friday is then? 171 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,479 He's an Ice Warrior. 172 00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:25,159 And they're the proper Martians right? They belong here? 173 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:29,909 Yes. The indigenous species. An ancient reptilian race. 174 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:33,409 They built themselves a sort of bio-mechanical armour for protection. 175 00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:37,056 The creature within... is at one with its carapace. 176 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,198 The Ice Warriors, they could build a city under the sand 177 00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:46,940 yet drench the snows of Mars with innocent blood. 178 00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:50,128 They could slaughter whole civilisations, 179 00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:52,831 yet weep at the crushing of a flower. 180 00:12:54,487 --> 00:12:56,621 Like The Vikings. 181 00:12:58,338 --> 00:13:01,792 Yes. Yes, very much. 182 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:06,870 Yeah, Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis! The theme tune is amazing! 183 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:10,370 There's this brilliant bit where his eye gets gouged out... 184 00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:12,258 (RASPING) 185 00:13:21,851 --> 00:13:23,771 Why have you really come back? 186 00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:31,092 I am old and tired and spent. 187 00:13:39,243 --> 00:13:41,082 (WHOOSHING) 188 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,770 (EXPLOSION) 189 00:13:47,031 --> 00:13:49,312 Now then, Vincey. Look lively, lad. 190 00:13:49,422 --> 00:13:50,469 What's the point, though? 191 00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:51,719 Jackdaw... 192 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:55,031 Months we've been digging 'ere and what have we got to show for it? 193 00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:57,008 Sweet Fanny Adams, that's what. 194 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,531 (OTHERS:) Yeah! 195 00:13:58,703 --> 00:14:01,578 What old Friday promised, it's a load of gammon! 196 00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:03,297 (EXPLOSION) 197 00:14:05,353 --> 00:14:06,860 - Jackdaw... - What...? 198 00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:38,127 You must come at once, sir. The Gargantua! 199 00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:41,610 She's... She's uncovered something! 200 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,610 Good Lord! 201 00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:51,925 Looks like old Friday came good after all, eh? 202 00:14:53,205 --> 00:14:56,650 It's beautiful. What is it? 203 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,050 A tomb? 204 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,085 Not just any tomb. 205 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,981 This is the tomb of an Ice Queen. 206 00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:10,429 I have a bad feeling about this. 207 00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:19,304 These sarcophagi were sometimes part of a complex hibernation system. 208 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,624 Sergeant Major, get these civilians out of here. 209 00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:24,968 No! Colonel, colonel, you have to let me examine this. 210 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,515 I think not, Doctor. This is a military matter. 211 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,209 This may not just be a grave you've uncovered. 212 00:15:31,624 --> 00:15:34,602 This could be the entrance to an Ice Warrior Hive. 213 00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:37,695 A what? Sergeant Major Peach! I gave you an order... 214 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:39,398 I am in charge here, Catchlove! 215 00:15:39,715 --> 00:15:42,302 Yes, sir. Of course, sir. 216 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:43,726 Post a guard. 217 00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:45,771 No-one is to go near this thing until the morning, is that clear? 218 00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:47,146 Yes, sir! 219 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,459 The last thing I'm going to do is take sides. 220 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:57,068 But isn't it obvious? Friday has been using you all along. 221 00:15:57,599 --> 00:16:00,490 His aim was to get back to Mars and find his Queen. 222 00:16:00,573 --> 00:16:03,576 Nonsense! He was leading us to the riches he promised us. 223 00:16:03,735 --> 00:16:05,974 The simple fact is, you don't belong here. 224 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,107 The sooner you get off this planet, the better! 225 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:15,711 Don't belong?! We're British! Mars is part of the empire now. 226 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,997 What happened to not taking sides? 227 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:33,352 I'm trying to save their lives! 228 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,719 Let's face it, in this scenario, the humans are the invaders. 229 00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:40,176 On the other hand, the Ice Warriors have vastly superior armaments 230 00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:42,196 which will wipe the humans out. 231 00:16:42,547 --> 00:16:44,063 So what am I supposed to do? 232 00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:48,271 Here you go, Sarge. 233 00:16:50,716 --> 00:16:53,835 - Much obliged, I'm sure, Jackdaw. - Don't I get none? 234 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,050 - RHIP, son. - Eh? 235 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:00,849 Rank has its privileges. 236 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:07,353 Christ alive, look at the gild on that thing! 237 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,712 That would set a fella up for life, Vincey. 238 00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:14,142 Even just a little bit of it. 239 00:17:16,478 --> 00:17:19,002 Now then, you 'orrible old man, 240 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:22,025 don't go getting no fancy notions. 241 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:25,150 I'm sure the colonel will be distributing this munificence 242 00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:28,150 in a fair and decent fashion, 243 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,869 and we can all look forward to... 244 00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:33,729 to a... 245 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,980 a rosy... 246 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,581 ..future... 247 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,130 Sarge?! 248 00:17:40,515 --> 00:17:42,394 Jackdaw! What have you done? 249 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,361 A quietner from the infirmary. 250 00:17:44,609 --> 00:17:46,822 He'll be as right as ninepence come dawn. 251 00:17:47,093 --> 00:17:49,322 But by then, I'll be gone. Gone? 252 00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:50,752 Gone where? 253 00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:53,775 Case you've forgotten, we're marooned on ruddy Mars! 254 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:56,479 You don't know what I know, son. 255 00:17:57,041 --> 00:18:00,881 Captain Catchlove's further on with his repairs than he's let on. 256 00:18:01,156 --> 00:18:04,624 Oh, yes, my old love, Jackdaw's going home, 257 00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:07,530 but this time, he'll be minted! 258 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,577 Come on. Give us a hand. 259 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,250 Right! 260 00:18:16,065 --> 00:18:17,268 Keep an eye out, will you? 261 00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:20,199 Nah, you ain't getting me involved in this lark, Jackdaw! 262 00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:22,605 Go on! Be a sport! 263 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:26,457 You'll get your share of the rhino, I promise! 264 00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:59,904 ♪ It's the same the whole world over... ♪ 265 00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:03,690 (HE STRAINS) 266 00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:08,797 ♪ ..It's the poor what gets the blame... ♪ 267 00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:10,798 (HE GRUNTS) 268 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:19,090 ♪ ..It's the rich what gets the pleasure 269 00:19:22,699 --> 00:19:25,978 ♪ Ain't it all a bleedin' shame! ♪ 270 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:27,715 (HE LAUGHS) 271 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,650 (CREAKING AND HISSING) 272 00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:39,318 (CLATTERING) 273 00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,169 Someone's coming, Jackdaw! 274 00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:00,249 We'll ruddy swing for this! 275 00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:05,379 Jackdaw! 276 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:09,011 Come on, mate. Don't muck about... 277 00:20:11,386 --> 00:20:12,866 Jackdaw? 278 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:18,246 What manner of fleshy worm are you? 279 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:25,308 SLOW, HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 280 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,557 Speak. 281 00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:43,443 What the hell...? 282 00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,250 (GUNSHOT) 283 00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:49,463 That was... unwise. 284 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,788 (WEAPON POWERS UP) 285 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,236 (HE SCREAMS) 286 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:58,034 (SHE HISSES) 287 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,354 Your Majesty. 288 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,151 By the moons, I honour thee, Iraxxa. 289 00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:14,159 My Empress! My Queen! 290 00:21:14,303 --> 00:21:15,690 My Sentinel. 291 00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:18,374 You have fulfilled your pledge. 292 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,689 I am resurrected! 293 00:21:21,893 --> 00:21:23,370 Forgive me, Majesty, 294 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:27,237 but we have slept longer than anticipated. 295 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,049 By my calculations, Majesty, 296 00:21:30,237 --> 00:21:33,924 we have slept for 5,000 years. 297 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:37,448 5,000 years? 298 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,487 (ALARM BELL RINGS) Jump to it! Move! 299 00:21:40,619 --> 00:21:43,219 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 300 00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:49,725 What the devil? What the hell's going on here, Friday? 301 00:21:49,773 --> 00:21:51,909 Colonel, let me speak to them. I can do this. I can sort this out. 302 00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:53,343 Who the devil is this? 303 00:21:53,421 --> 00:21:55,296 She is Iraxxa, 304 00:21:55,344 --> 00:21:57,223 Empress of Mars. 305 00:21:57,330 --> 00:22:00,553 The deuce she is! And you think you can just go about 306 00:22:00,616 --> 00:22:02,968 slaughtering my men willy-nilly, do you, madam? 307 00:22:03,085 --> 00:22:04,284 "Your men"? 308 00:22:04,403 --> 00:22:06,936 What does the pink thing say? 309 00:22:07,048 --> 00:22:08,407 Pink thing?! 310 00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:10,530 Sergeant Major, call to arms! 311 00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:12,617 No! No! Wait, Catchlove! Wait! (WEAPON POWERS UP) 312 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,569 Honour must be satisfied. An eye for an eye! I am in command here! 313 00:22:18,783 --> 00:22:20,183 All right. 314 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,080 By the moons, I honour thee. 315 00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,002 I'm the Doctor... 316 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,267 ..and I beg leave to intercede. 317 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:41,080 - You know my race? - I do. 318 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,559 And I ask... mercy for these primitives. 319 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,978 - "Primitives"?! - Shhhh! 320 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:55,580 Majesty, the world you knew is dead. 321 00:22:55,627 --> 00:22:56,852 (SHE HISSES) 322 00:22:56,931 --> 00:22:59,461 The atmosphere has all but evaporated. 323 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,380 The surface is lifeless. 324 00:23:02,624 --> 00:23:05,533 If there are others who sleep here, 325 00:23:05,782 --> 00:23:08,517 they cannot survive on Mars without help. 326 00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:11,885 You must cooperate if you are to survive. 327 00:23:12,032 --> 00:23:14,351 He speaks the truth, Majesty. 328 00:23:14,681 --> 00:23:20,291 The war, all that we fought for, is less than the dust now. 329 00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:24,776 And you! 330 00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:26,650 Female. 331 00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:29,920 What do you say? 332 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:31,294 Me? 333 00:23:31,384 --> 00:23:36,458 We are both surrounded by... noisy males. 334 00:23:37,475 --> 00:23:40,714 I would value your opinion. 335 00:23:40,942 --> 00:23:43,575 Yeah, yeah, yeah, er... 336 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:51,150 They're not lying to you. 337 00:23:52,553 --> 00:23:55,264 There's no need for anyone else to die today. 338 00:23:56,194 --> 00:23:57,811 The humans saved his life. 339 00:23:58,050 --> 00:23:59,420 Is this true? 340 00:23:59,619 --> 00:24:02,162 His cryogenic cell was damaged. They saved him. 341 00:24:02,325 --> 00:24:05,264 And made him their pet! 342 00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:08,662 It was necessary to dissemble, Majesty. 343 00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:11,225 I thought only of your resurrection. 344 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:13,631 It was a tactical decision... 345 00:24:13,768 --> 00:24:16,748 An Ice Warrior's duty is to command! 346 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:17,959 Present! 347 00:24:18,006 --> 00:24:19,372 (RIFLES CLINK) 348 00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:21,569 Iraxxa, listen to me! 349 00:24:22,265 --> 00:24:24,295 The Mars you ruled is gone! 350 00:24:24,410 --> 00:24:26,194 But don't let it end this way! 351 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,842 Fight, yes, 352 00:24:29,045 --> 00:24:30,615 but for the future. 353 00:24:30,796 --> 00:24:32,709 Not a dead past. 354 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:37,436 (GUNSHOT) 355 00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:40,490 - You bloody fool! - Sorry, sir! 356 00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:43,397 Down! Put your gun down. Halt! 357 00:24:43,778 --> 00:24:46,858 Your Majesty, are you all right? 358 00:24:47,895 --> 00:24:50,974 You ask for mercy for these creatures? 359 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:52,678 Indeed. 360 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,506 Then I grant it. 361 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,080 Thank you. 362 00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:04,233 They will die... 363 00:25:04,814 --> 00:25:06,454 quickly. 364 00:25:07,344 --> 00:25:10,108 No-o-o-o! Colonel! Get your men out of here! 365 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,740 (WEAPON POWERS UP) Colonel! 366 00:25:14,176 --> 00:25:15,495 Colonel! 367 00:25:15,574 --> 00:25:17,678 Retreat! RETREAT! 368 00:25:20,797 --> 00:25:23,649 Catchlove, listen to me! Your only chance is to come to terms. 369 00:25:23,697 --> 00:25:26,399 We have the Gargantua! Is she primed and aimed, Sergeant? 370 00:25:26,447 --> 00:25:27,173 Yes, sir! 371 00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:29,213 No, no, I forbid you, that is not a weapon! 372 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,009 "Forbid"? You forbid(?) 373 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,822 This farce has gone on long enough! 374 00:25:32,887 --> 00:25:34,580 Arms at the ready! 375 00:25:35,186 --> 00:25:36,985 MACHINERY CLANKS 376 00:25:37,034 --> 00:25:39,502 No! No! Don't shoot! For God's sake. 377 00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:42,510 Down! Put your guns down! 378 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:45,213 What the devil? (POWERING UP) 379 00:25:45,261 --> 00:25:47,580 BLASTER SHOT, RUMBLING 380 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,400 (MASONRY PATTERS) 381 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,346 (ALL CHEER) 382 00:25:51,439 --> 00:25:52,861 That will hold them! 383 00:26:11,534 --> 00:26:14,775 We're about to go to war, so it's time you knew the truth. 384 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:16,619 Listen to me, men! 385 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:20,619 The colonel is not what he appears! 386 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,393 The hero of Isandlwana(!) 387 00:26:24,205 --> 00:26:26,197 - Show them your famous wound, Colonel. - No, no. No, please! 388 00:26:26,244 --> 00:26:28,760 - No, please... - Show them! FABRIC RIPS 389 00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:31,236 The mark of a rope! 390 00:26:31,463 --> 00:26:33,422 While you were fighting for Queen and country, 391 00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:36,940 the colonel here was dancing the Newgate polka! 392 00:26:37,036 --> 00:26:44,057 This is the mark of the rope that failed to hang him for desertion! 393 00:26:45,169 --> 00:26:47,807 They tried to hang him, but they bungled it. 394 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:51,024 He's a paper tiger. Not fit to command! 395 00:26:51,169 --> 00:26:53,968 Look, it doesn't matter who's in charge of your stupid expedition! 396 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,844 You don't stand a chance against the Ice Warriors! 397 00:26:56,892 --> 00:26:59,451 - What, all two of 'em? - There'll be more, you idiot! 398 00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:01,251 The Hive is active. 399 00:27:01,469 --> 00:27:05,322 Don't you see? They'll do anything to defend their home planet. 400 00:27:05,704 --> 00:27:08,313 Well, I dare say the British Army 401 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,758 is more than a match for a bunch of upright crocodiles. 402 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,258 - Sergeant Major! - Sir? 403 00:27:13,306 --> 00:27:14,719 I'm assuming command. 404 00:27:14,938 --> 00:27:16,993 Take the colonel and put him in the brig. 405 00:27:17,661 --> 00:27:19,969 Sergeant Major Peach, I gave you an order. 406 00:27:20,126 --> 00:27:21,969 Very good, sir. 407 00:27:22,211 --> 00:27:23,610 Private! 408 00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:41,480 If you'd be so good as to come this way, sir? 409 00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:45,685 Oh, and for the last time, get these wretched people out of my sight. 410 00:27:45,890 --> 00:27:49,972 Put them in the brig, too. There's no room for civilians here. 411 00:27:53,065 --> 00:27:54,784 This isn't over, Catchlove. 412 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:57,222 No. It ain't. 413 00:27:57,862 --> 00:28:00,589 Not now Neville Catchlove's in charge! 414 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,433 DOOR SLAMS 415 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,847 You'll regret this! 416 00:28:09,872 --> 00:28:12,472 In a couple of hours, you'll be begging for help! 417 00:28:14,162 --> 00:28:18,534 It will take time to revive all my Warriors. 418 00:28:18,587 --> 00:28:21,276 But perhaps enough are awoken 419 00:28:21,412 --> 00:28:25,175 to go on the offensive. 420 00:28:25,424 --> 00:28:28,343 (CLANKING, THEY HISS) 421 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:33,115 If either of those creatures get out of there, we'll be ready for them. 422 00:28:33,264 --> 00:28:34,584 Yes, sir. 423 00:28:41,835 --> 00:28:44,194 Carry on, Sergeant Major. We won't let you down, sir. 424 00:28:44,387 --> 00:28:45,715 (SONIC SCREWDRIVER TRILLS) 425 00:28:45,763 --> 00:28:47,089 There's no setting for wood! 426 00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:50,624 Why is there still no setting for wood?! But... you've got a plan? 427 00:28:50,753 --> 00:28:54,053 Yes, of course, I've got a plan. I'm all plans. I'm MADE of plans! 428 00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:56,312 Who the deuce are you two, really? 429 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:59,645 You speak of us as though we're a different species. 430 00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:03,090 You seem to know all about these... these Ice Warriors. 431 00:29:03,192 --> 00:29:05,246 You seem to know a lot about most things. 432 00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:08,973 Well, we're sort of police. Speak for yourself! 433 00:29:09,576 --> 00:29:11,256 (HE LAUGHS) 434 00:29:12,004 --> 00:29:16,042 What, you can deal big green Martians and... and... rocket ships, 435 00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:17,576 but you can't deal with us being the police? 436 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,382 No, no, no, no, no... 437 00:29:19,733 --> 00:29:22,772 It's just such a fanciful notion. A woman in the police force...! 438 00:29:22,890 --> 00:29:24,067 HE CHUCKLES 439 00:29:24,142 --> 00:29:26,421 Listen, yeah, 440 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:30,996 I'm going to make allowances for your Victorian attitudes because... 441 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:34,778 well, you actually are Victorian... 442 00:29:35,405 --> 00:29:36,848 But... anyway! 443 00:29:36,974 --> 00:29:39,426 Is it true? You deserted? 444 00:29:41,831 --> 00:29:43,262 Why? 445 00:29:43,803 --> 00:29:46,770 Oh, cowardice. 446 00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:48,594 Simple cowardice. 447 00:29:50,157 --> 00:29:52,196 I thought I had it in me to command, Miss Potts, 448 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:55,207 but when push came to shove, I... I flunked it. 449 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,900 Deserted my post. 450 00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:01,213 Catchlove was the only one who knew and he's bled me dry. 451 00:30:03,245 --> 00:30:04,487 (HE SIGHS) 452 00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:05,918 Could have been a fresh start, 453 00:30:06,085 --> 00:30:07,485 for all of us. 454 00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:13,530 - How's it looking out there? - All quiet. 455 00:30:14,517 --> 00:30:17,957 It's traditional, at this point, to say, "too quiet". 456 00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:27,770 (LOW CHATTER) 457 00:30:33,130 --> 00:30:36,294 Always liked the colonel, I did. Seemed a decent chap. 458 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,981 Well, we must take orders from the captain now, son. 459 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:41,693 Them's the rules. 460 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:43,050 Sir. 461 00:30:46,031 --> 00:30:47,510 Blimey, Sarge. 462 00:30:47,730 --> 00:30:49,348 This is a queer 'un, ain't it? 463 00:30:49,465 --> 00:30:52,442 Something to tell your kids. I mean... Martians...?! 464 00:30:52,731 --> 00:30:55,840 You just face front and mark your man when you see him, Vincey lad. 465 00:30:56,010 --> 00:30:57,614 Martian or no Martian. 466 00:30:57,762 --> 00:30:59,872 Wait till Alice hears all this. 467 00:31:01,036 --> 00:31:02,755 Set a date, have you, son? 468 00:31:02,803 --> 00:31:04,036 You and your Alice? 469 00:31:04,115 --> 00:31:07,231 Not yet. I want to have enough put by to make us comfy. 470 00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:10,808 And then we'll get married in that little church 471 00:31:10,855 --> 00:31:12,175 with the twisted spire back home. 472 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,890 Down by the river. 473 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,410 It's so green there, Sarge. It's beautiful. 474 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:24,136 I miss the trees and the grass! 475 00:31:24,244 --> 00:31:27,603 I never want to see red again in all my puff. I just want to see... 476 00:31:27,730 --> 00:31:28,972 (HE GASPS) 477 00:31:29,197 --> 00:31:30,756 (MARCHING FOOTSTEPS) 478 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:32,871 (WEAPON POWERS UP, GUNFIRE) 479 00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:35,113 (BLASTER SHOTS) 480 00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:44,708 How, in God's name, did they get behind us?! 481 00:31:44,892 --> 00:31:46,411 (CLANKING MACHINERY, MEN SHOUT) 482 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,387 Turn it! (BLASTER FIRE) 483 00:31:48,462 --> 00:31:50,458 Turn it, for God's sake, 90 degrees! 484 00:31:50,622 --> 00:31:53,075 It won't work, sir, we need more men! 485 00:31:53,157 --> 00:31:55,519 Catchlove, this is senseless slaughter! 486 00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:57,230 BLASTER FIRE 487 00:31:59,164 --> 00:32:01,207 PANICKED SHOUTS 488 00:32:03,045 --> 00:32:04,629 Present! 489 00:32:04,778 --> 00:32:06,043 Fire! 490 00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:08,965 Come on, lads! There's only three of them. 491 00:32:09,222 --> 00:32:11,777 Sleep no more, my Warriors! 492 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:16,290 Sleep no more, it is time! 493 00:32:24,498 --> 00:32:27,646 Doctor, what do we do? There's no way out. 494 00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:30,248 Close the gap! 495 00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,279 (ALL SHOUT) 496 00:32:33,866 --> 00:32:36,295 Retreat! Retreat! Run for it! 497 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,412 Sir! What do we do? 498 00:32:38,849 --> 00:32:40,396 (POWERING UP WHINE) 499 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,199 (HE SCREAMS) 500 00:32:47,787 --> 00:32:50,482 Oh, sod this for a game of soldiers. 501 00:32:52,984 --> 00:32:54,809 (HE HISSES) 502 00:32:58,370 --> 00:33:00,427 (HE HISSES) 503 00:33:00,474 --> 00:33:02,021 Friday? 504 00:33:04,798 --> 00:33:07,717 Doctor, we must work together. 505 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,701 Rise, my Ice Warriors! 506 00:33:10,786 --> 00:33:12,443 Rise! 507 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:17,101 (SHOUTING, WEAPONS FIRE) 508 00:33:20,683 --> 00:33:23,282 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going? - I'm sorry, Doctor. 509 00:33:23,330 --> 00:33:24,808 Blue funk. Can't help it. 510 00:33:24,856 --> 00:33:27,136 I can't do it! I'm sorry! 511 00:33:32,129 --> 00:33:35,940 - I need a distraction. Good luck! - You got one. 512 00:33:43,749 --> 00:33:46,195 Oi, Queenie! 513 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:48,089 Let's talk! 514 00:33:48,582 --> 00:33:50,062 Woman-to-woman! 515 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:55,211 - You valued my opinion before. - Perhaps. 516 00:33:56,397 --> 00:33:59,656 But this is war. 517 00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:02,961 Why? Why does it have to be war? 518 00:34:03,069 --> 00:34:05,268 Your Majesty, she's right. 519 00:34:05,656 --> 00:34:08,210 You have forged a new alliance, I see. 520 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:11,805 We can stand together. 521 00:34:11,896 --> 00:34:13,455 It's too late. 522 00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:15,398 Mars stands alone! 523 00:34:15,498 --> 00:34:16,977 We are strong. 524 00:34:17,064 --> 00:34:19,531 Soon, all my warriors will wake. 525 00:34:19,730 --> 00:34:22,945 We do not require assistance! 526 00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:25,703 (POWERING UP WHINE) 527 00:34:25,839 --> 00:34:27,164 Your Majesty! 528 00:34:27,461 --> 00:34:28,726 Oh, Your Majesty! 529 00:34:28,932 --> 00:34:30,891 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 530 00:34:30,939 --> 00:34:32,298 MACHINERY CLANKS 531 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:33,640 Stand down. Or I'll fire. 532 00:34:33,743 --> 00:34:35,680 Fire at what? 533 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:38,789 Well, geography was never my strong suit, 534 00:34:38,924 --> 00:34:42,094 but aren't we underneath Mars's north pole? 535 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:46,727 Over our heads, millions of tonnes of snow and ice. 536 00:34:46,963 --> 00:34:49,687 One good blast from the Gargantua here 537 00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:52,094 and your army would be on ice forever. 538 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,523 Trapped in an eternal winter 539 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,930 like... 540 00:34:57,424 --> 00:34:58,903 ..like Frozen! 541 00:34:59,702 --> 00:35:01,222 It's a movie. 542 00:35:02,351 --> 00:35:06,156 You would destroy yourself at the same time! 543 00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:08,578 That's a price worth paying, isn't it? 544 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:11,648 It's a simple choice, Iraxxa, the oldest one in the book. 545 00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:13,445 We must live together. 546 00:35:13,883 --> 00:35:15,483 Or die together. 547 00:35:19,273 --> 00:35:21,180 (SHE HISSES) 548 00:35:21,906 --> 00:35:23,765 You dare to touch me? 549 00:35:23,903 --> 00:35:27,462 Yes, my dear. I do. 550 00:35:27,817 --> 00:35:29,973 Don't do this, Captain! Don't mess this up. 551 00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,841 No choice, old boy. 552 00:35:32,169 --> 00:35:35,036 You see, I suddenly remembered I need a bit of a hand 553 00:35:35,087 --> 00:35:37,497 getting that ruddy ship off the ground. 554 00:35:37,621 --> 00:35:41,528 And who better to ask than the Ice Queen herself? 555 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:46,270 Call off your dogs, Your Majesty. Call them off! 556 00:35:46,570 --> 00:35:48,690 (SHE HISSES, WEAPONS POWER DOWN) 557 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,856 That's better. 558 00:35:56,512 --> 00:36:01,684 Course, I will have to dynamite the lifts to stop you following, but... 559 00:36:02,318 --> 00:36:04,437 Well, war is hell, what? (HE CHUCKLES) 560 00:36:04,532 --> 00:36:06,216 If you want to escape, I can help. 561 00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:10,130 Just leave Iraxxa with her people. Don't mess this up. 562 00:36:10,341 --> 00:36:12,020 Thank you, Doctor. 563 00:36:12,223 --> 00:36:13,614 But, um... 564 00:36:13,822 --> 00:36:16,950 I think I prefer my plan. 565 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:20,300 Gentlemen! 566 00:36:20,403 --> 00:36:23,526 It's been a privilege - however brief - to command you. 567 00:36:23,671 --> 00:36:25,909 But all good things come to an end. 568 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,323 I think you'll find, Captain... 569 00:36:29,874 --> 00:36:31,519 ..that I am in command here. 570 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:32,614 GUNSHOT 571 00:36:32,662 --> 00:36:33,962 HE GASPS 572 00:36:41,453 --> 00:36:46,894 You sacrificed one of your own without tactical advantage...? 573 00:36:46,975 --> 00:36:50,334 No, I didn't sacrifice him. I executed him. 574 00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:54,448 Do you now expect your life to be spared? 575 00:36:54,521 --> 00:36:58,065 No, no, no! I expect it to be taken. 576 00:36:58,276 --> 00:37:00,386 And I give it willingly. 577 00:37:00,604 --> 00:37:03,776 No. No, wait, stop this! Doctor, stop him! Shh! 578 00:37:06,862 --> 00:37:10,472 Some time ago, I was hanged for cowardice. 579 00:37:10,704 --> 00:37:12,980 The execution took longer than expected 580 00:37:13,186 --> 00:37:16,136 and I fear I have not used my time well. 581 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:20,065 I should be happy for you to complete the work 582 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:22,183 they failed to do so long ago. 583 00:37:22,410 --> 00:37:24,933 It will be a pleasure. 584 00:37:25,063 --> 00:37:27,034 - No, please, don't do this. - Bill, quiet! 585 00:37:27,082 --> 00:37:28,143 (WEAPON POWERS UP) 586 00:37:28,191 --> 00:37:29,579 He saved your life! 587 00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,690 Your Majesty, I have a request, if that may be permitted. 588 00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:34,362 Speak! 589 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,386 That man was not one of us. 590 00:37:36,616 --> 00:37:40,800 Please, do not judge mankind by his cruelty or indeed by my cowardice. 591 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:43,073 Spare my friends and my world. 592 00:37:43,213 --> 00:37:47,487 Your request does you credit, soldier. 593 00:37:47,753 --> 00:37:50,815 It will be considered. 594 00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:52,605 (POWERING UP WHINE) 595 00:37:52,933 --> 00:37:54,440 God save the Queen. 596 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:56,394 (ALL:) God save the Queen! 597 00:37:56,636 --> 00:37:59,347 You will die with honour, with bravery, 598 00:37:59,573 --> 00:38:04,683 and in the service of those you have sworn to protect... 599 00:38:04,754 --> 00:38:10,534 Thank you. You don't know what that means. Thank you... 600 00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:13,650 ..but not today. 601 00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:19,190 In battle, soldier. 602 00:38:19,545 --> 00:38:23,870 To die in battle is the way of the warrior. 603 00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:29,558 Pledge your allegiance to me and my world, 604 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:35,129 and I will ensure you have the opportunity. 605 00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:39,769 My life and my service are yours. 606 00:38:40,011 --> 00:38:41,548 To the end. 607 00:38:41,807 --> 00:38:45,347 To the death, my friend, 608 00:38:45,745 --> 00:38:48,011 to the death. 609 00:38:51,924 --> 00:38:55,089 - You knew that would happen. - Always been my problem. 610 00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:56,611 What? 611 00:38:56,730 --> 00:38:58,250 Thinking like a warrior. 612 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,329 (SCRAPING CLANK) 613 00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:07,584 (TRILLING AND HUMMING) 614 00:39:21,523 --> 00:39:26,421 There we are. I've sent out a sort of round-robin e-mail. 615 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:30,302 All being well, the first intelligent, space-going system 616 00:39:30,570 --> 00:39:32,515 will be in touch fairly soon. 617 00:39:32,890 --> 00:39:34,343 (IRAXXA:) Thank you, Doctor. 618 00:39:34,555 --> 00:39:40,148 Mars is dead, but the Ice Warriors will live on. 619 00:39:43,302 --> 00:39:46,781 - Will they make it? - Oh, yes. 620 00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:51,505 In fact, this might be the beginning of the Martian Golden Age. 621 00:39:51,677 --> 00:39:54,942 (WOMAN:) 'Are you receiving us? Mars, are you receiving?' 622 00:39:55,060 --> 00:40:00,060 This is Iraxxa, Queen Empress of Mars. 623 00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:04,724 'Ah, excellent! We have received details of your situation. 624 00:40:04,821 --> 00:40:08,083 'We would be happy to send a fleet to your aid at once. 625 00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,942 'A physical marker of some sort 626 00:40:09,997 --> 00:40:12,724 'would be appreciated to guide our ships.' 627 00:40:12,772 --> 00:40:14,903 To whom am I speaking? 628 00:40:15,228 --> 00:40:17,903 'This is Alpha Centauri. 629 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,395 'Welcome to the universe!' 630 00:40:28,707 --> 00:40:30,505 (THEY GRUNT) 631 00:40:32,901 --> 00:40:34,140 Big enough? 632 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,398 For the ship to see? 633 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,778 I think so. 634 00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:43,591 You going to be OK? 635 00:40:43,696 --> 00:40:45,815 Well, that's twice I've been executed. 636 00:40:46,169 --> 00:40:49,044 Whatever happens now, it's got to be better than I expected. 637 00:40:50,210 --> 00:40:52,402 There's nothing for me back on Earth. 638 00:40:52,513 --> 00:40:56,322 And to help forge a new world, well, that will be my privilege. 639 00:40:56,536 --> 00:40:57,802 HE SIGHS 640 00:40:57,935 --> 00:40:59,591 It seems a shame, though... 641 00:40:59,863 --> 00:41:01,143 What does? 642 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:06,239 Well, no-one back on Earth will ever know that we got here. 643 00:41:06,622 --> 00:41:08,052 All will be forgotten. 644 00:41:08,105 --> 00:41:10,645 Oh, not quite forgotten, Colonel. 645 00:41:11,124 --> 00:41:15,036 You've changed the mind-set of a very stubborn Martian monarch. 646 00:41:16,825 --> 00:41:21,170 And one day, even though the ice cap may obscure it... 647 00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:24,622 ..someone's going to notice THAT. 648 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,810 (VWORP) 649 00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,267 (DEEP THUD) 650 00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:54,999 So, what did I miss? 651 00:41:55,259 --> 00:41:56,546 Where have you been?! 652 00:41:56,700 --> 00:42:00,710 Yeah, before you go getting all frowny, er... 653 00:42:00,945 --> 00:42:02,374 Well, er... 654 00:42:19,965 --> 00:42:21,365 Are you all right? 655 00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:26,030 This can't happen. 656 00:42:27,192 --> 00:42:30,391 This is not what we agreed to. 657 00:42:30,677 --> 00:42:33,169 I'm going to have to put you back in the Vault. You know that. 658 00:42:33,396 --> 00:42:35,810 Sure, that's fine. 659 00:42:36,685 --> 00:42:38,286 What? 660 00:42:38,533 --> 00:42:41,240 But, Doctor. Please tell me, really. 661 00:42:41,711 --> 00:42:43,380 Are you all right? 662 00:42:44,957 --> 00:42:48,731 Synchronized by srjanapala 663 00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:52,037 The Ninth Legion and the Keeper Of The Gate. 664 00:42:52,164 --> 00:42:54,271 - They disappeared. - Except they didn't. 665 00:42:54,595 --> 00:42:58,451 Where is my friend and what destroyed the Roman army? 666 00:42:58,770 --> 00:43:01,536 Something here managed to wipe out 5,000 Romans. 667 00:43:01,584 --> 00:43:02,810 (SHE SCREAMS) 668 00:43:02,912 --> 00:43:04,427 (SCREECHING) 669 00:43:04,516 --> 00:43:06,435 Every hour of sunlight that feeds it, 670 00:43:06,591 --> 00:43:10,966 makes the world darker and the beast stronger.