1 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:51,074 One, two, three... 2 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,299 three, three. 3 00:00:53,474 --> 00:00:54,736 Yo, what comes after three? 4 00:00:55,107 --> 00:00:57,234 Four. Four comes after three. 5 00:00:57,407 --> 00:00:59,398 - I don't hear you counting. - Four. 6 00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:02,468 Four. 7 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,165 - Five. - Five. 8 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,808 - Six. - Six. Faster. 9 00:01:07,974 --> 00:01:10,738 - Seven, eight. - Sims. Sims! 10 00:01:10,907 --> 00:01:12,340 You're going home. 11 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,667 I'll see you around, sweet mouth. 12 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:25,668 Inmate on deck. 13 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,535 - He'll be back. - What's up, baby? 14 00:01:28,707 --> 00:01:30,231 See you around, big man. 15 00:01:31,507 --> 00:01:33,168 Gate open. 16 00:01:55,773 --> 00:01:57,935 Where the hell is this guy? 17 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:10,170 Cal. Cal. 18 00:02:15,107 --> 00:02:17,473 - What an idiot. - Let me pop this door for my man. 19 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,631 My main man, just getting home from prison. 20 00:02:22,407 --> 00:02:26,002 - Percy. - I'm sorry, Cal. 21 00:02:26,173 --> 00:02:27,801 You stupid? 22 00:02:29,474 --> 00:02:32,409 All right, wait. Hold up. So they want us to steal a diamond? 23 00:02:32,574 --> 00:02:36,567 - How much your man Walken paying? - Dig this. A hundred G's. 24 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,708 A hundred G's? 25 00:02:38,907 --> 00:02:41,171 - That's good loot. - Enough to get my label started. 26 00:02:41,707 --> 00:02:44,540 Let me give you a taste of my first single. 27 00:02:46,974 --> 00:02:48,737 - It's fire. - Yeah. 28 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,698 Never been shot before... 29 00:02:51,874 --> 00:02:55,310 but I've been beat about the skull and the neck area with a crowbar. 30 00:02:55,474 --> 00:02:57,237 Check the lyrics, check the lyrics. 31 00:02:57,707 --> 00:02:59,436 I'll take you to the butcher shop. 32 00:02:59,907 --> 00:03:02,137 Let you lick a big pork chop. 33 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,468 Girl, I know you like ham hocks. 34 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,939 If you're Jewish, I even got lox Hey! Hey! 35 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,171 Yo, camel-mouth. 36 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:13,935 - That's 50 Cent. - Cal, that's not 50 Cent. 37 00:03:14,107 --> 00:03:15,404 He talk about candy. 38 00:03:16,107 --> 00:03:17,972 I'm talking about meat. 39 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:20,836 That's a whole other level. P-Unit. 40 00:03:21,007 --> 00:03:23,168 You better off stuffing your money in a mattress. 41 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:26,104 Yeah. I bet you gonna mess your money up... 42 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,741 on booze and cheap hookers. 43 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,135 - So? - What you need to do... 44 00:03:29,307 --> 00:03:31,775 is iust find you a nice girl and settle down, Cal. 45 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,771 Come on, P, you know that ain't happening. 46 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:36,306 I mean, you being all short and all. 47 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:39,005 Let me tell you something about love. 48 00:03:39,174 --> 00:03:42,735 I never had it. I don't want it. I don't need it. All right? 49 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:46,402 You ain't gotta keep hitting me, Calvin. I'm not your child. 50 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:50,476 How am I gonna be a hard-core rapper if you keep putting your hands on me? 51 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:55,737 Don't push me Because I'm close to the edge. 52 00:03:55,907 --> 00:03:58,774 Check this out. You hang in the back until Vanessa gets here. 53 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,532 When I give a signal, you come out. 54 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:01,765 That's cool. I got you. 55 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:04,602 Hey, Jimmy, please, man. This is the biggest day of my life. 56 00:04:04,773 --> 00:04:08,073 - It's gotta go off right, okay? - Baby, what'd I tell you? I got you. 57 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,730 And can I say something? 58 00:04:09,907 --> 00:04:12,671 - Congratulations, man. - Thank you. 59 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,673 You done stepped up to the plate. Give me a hug, homeboy. 60 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,003 Oh, man, you done did it, you know. 61 00:04:21,074 --> 00:04:23,941 Hey, man, you ain't had to do this. 62 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,498 You know, the valet tripping. 63 00:04:26,674 --> 00:04:29,142 - Made me park around the corner. - Jimmy, get-Beat it. 64 00:04:29,307 --> 00:04:30,934 - Thank you. Thank you. - Get on it. 65 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:38,304 - Hi. - Hey, beautiful. 66 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,434 So I'm so glad that you got out of work to be here. 67 00:04:42,773 --> 00:04:47,541 You think I wouldn't take off work? And miss this? Are you crazy? 68 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:49,436 Look at you, beautiful. 69 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:52,474 - You are glowing. My God. - Thank you. 70 00:04:53,773 --> 00:04:55,639 It feels like it was iust yesterday... 71 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:59,132 sitting in this same restaurant, when I asked you to marry me. 72 00:04:59,973 --> 00:05:02,807 I'm still working on that diamond. I didn't forget the diamond. 73 00:05:02,973 --> 00:05:06,637 I know, baby. You are the sweetest, most supportive man on the planet. 74 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:09,398 Can I talk now? 75 00:05:09,574 --> 00:05:11,542 - I'm sorry. Go ahead. - Okay. 76 00:05:11,707 --> 00:05:14,437 So you know what I've been waiting all week to find out. 77 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:16,302 Yes. Yep. 78 00:05:16,473 --> 00:05:18,669 - Well, I got the news... - Yeah. 79 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,332 - ...and I'm- - Pregnant. Yes! Yes! 80 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,400 - Having my baby. - Oh, no. 81 00:05:25,574 --> 00:05:27,405 - Is so important to me. - No. No, no. 82 00:05:27,574 --> 00:05:29,474 - Darryl. Darryl. - Baby. 83 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,803 - There's nothing more special. - Darryl-No, honey, I'm not pregnant. 84 00:05:32,973 --> 00:05:34,805 - I'm not pregnant. - Than to raise a family. 85 00:05:34,973 --> 00:05:37,442 - Excuse me, sir. Sir. Sir. - I thought that you- 86 00:05:37,607 --> 00:05:38,733 - Hey. - And- 87 00:05:38,907 --> 00:05:40,374 - Sir. - Jimmy. 88 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,908 - And- - Sir! 89 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,567 No. Stop. No. 90 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,902 I'm not pregnant. 91 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:50,965 - No? - No. 92 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,263 You're not pregnant? 93 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,307 Baby, but you was nauseous and throwing up all over the place. 94 00:06:00,473 --> 00:06:01,839 Well, I was very nervous. 95 00:06:02,574 --> 00:06:04,235 Baby, what are we doing here? 96 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:06,568 Darryl... 97 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:08,537 I got the promotion. 98 00:06:08,707 --> 00:06:12,143 And we're movin' on up To the east side 99 00:06:12,307 --> 00:06:13,569 Jimmy. 100 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,208 They'll be movin' on up To that apartment in the sky. 101 00:06:16,374 --> 00:06:20,276 - I'm gonna hurt him. - Hey. Hey, Jimmy. Jimmy, stop. 102 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,670 - Man-Man, you ain't got to do this. - Hey... 103 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,142 - Okay, then. All right. - Beat it. 104 00:06:27,607 --> 00:06:29,837 Congratulations. I'm really proud of you. 105 00:06:32,407 --> 00:06:33,806 But? 106 00:06:34,674 --> 00:06:36,801 But I thought we was gonna start a family. 107 00:06:38,207 --> 00:06:40,107 We will, baby. 108 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:43,805 You know, with this promotion, everything's on track now. 109 00:06:43,973 --> 00:06:48,001 In a couple of years I'll be senior V.P., and I can take time off to have a child. 110 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,142 A couple of years? I don't wanna wait years. 111 00:06:50,307 --> 00:06:52,639 Darryl, you know, having a baby changes everything. 112 00:06:53,074 --> 00:06:54,871 Hey, I'm willing to do whatever it takes. 113 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,133 So no more late-night poker with the guys. 114 00:06:57,907 --> 00:06:58,896 Cool. 115 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:00,837 No more... 116 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:02,736 afternoon quickies. 117 00:07:02,907 --> 00:07:05,398 Stop right there. We haven't had a afternoon quickie... 118 00:07:05,574 --> 00:07:06,905 since your father moved in. 119 00:07:07,074 --> 00:07:10,669 That is not fair. My dad is getting old. Sometimes he forgets things. 120 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,138 I don't feel comfortable with him living by himself. 121 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,569 What about Whispering Glen? 122 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:17,300 That place looked like a country club inside the brochure. 123 00:07:17,473 --> 00:07:19,408 They got Viagra vending machines. 124 00:07:19,574 --> 00:07:20,563 You listen to me. 125 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:24,301 Until he is a danger to himself or others, he is staying with us. 126 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:27,334 Now... 127 00:07:27,507 --> 00:07:29,168 can we celebrate? 128 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:34,334 Celebration, come on We gonna celebrate tonight. 129 00:07:34,507 --> 00:07:37,738 Come on, come on, let's celebrate Let's not have a fight. 130 00:07:37,907 --> 00:07:40,068 And I'm not talking tonight. 131 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,174 Remix! Now just you ladies. 132 00:07:42,873 --> 00:07:47,334 Celebrate, celebrate Celebrate, celebrate. 133 00:08:00,074 --> 00:08:02,338 Hey, oblivious. What are you doing? 134 00:08:02,507 --> 00:08:04,600 Getting ready to rob a iewelry store, Calvin. 135 00:08:04,774 --> 00:08:06,264 I'm going straight Jesse James. 136 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,671 Percy, put the gun away. Guns is how you wind up back in prison. 137 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,469 I'm telling you, I ain't going back to jail. You understand? 138 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,335 Now put the gun away. 139 00:08:15,774 --> 00:08:17,332 Why you gotta keep hitting me, Cal? 140 00:08:17,507 --> 00:08:20,169 Sometimes I gotta slap some sense into you, Percy. 141 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:21,398 Come on. Give me a hand. 142 00:08:25,607 --> 00:08:27,074 Now, would you trust the big man? 143 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:29,997 I got a plan, yo. 144 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:35,805 Now, this stone is a 3-karat, G-color diamond. 145 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:39,774 - VVS2, nearly flawless. - It's been a pleasure, sir. 146 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,732 Just be cool, Cal. I'm telling you. 147 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,201 Oh, there she go. There's- 148 00:08:44,373 --> 00:08:45,841 Go ahead. Do your thing, Cal. 149 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:59,008 Pardon me for iust a moment. 150 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,404 - Do your thing. - Yes? May I help you? 151 00:09:05,074 --> 00:09:08,771 Percy. CEO and A&R of P-Unit Records. 152 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:10,931 Here to pick up iewelry for one of my artists. 153 00:09:11,407 --> 00:09:13,432 Well, holler at your girl. 154 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:16,172 Step this way, Percy P. 155 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,331 I like the way you said my name just now. 156 00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:20,065 Can I sit down? She's sitting down. 157 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,572 Of course you may. Would you like some gin and juice? 158 00:09:41,007 --> 00:09:43,475 Well, I'm gonna show you some shiznit right about now. 159 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:50,402 Yes. Come to daddy. 160 00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:04,604 Now that's what I'm talking about, baby. 161 00:10:04,774 --> 00:10:06,901 So, what can I get for you today, Percy P.? 162 00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:10,775 All of the above. 163 00:10:14,674 --> 00:10:17,074 I'll send one of my assistants from P-Unit Records... 164 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,502 to pick everything up. 165 00:10:18,674 --> 00:10:22,667 Just tell him to pull up to my bumper, and I'll throw that junk in his trunk. 166 00:10:23,307 --> 00:10:24,467 Word? 167 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,699 Let me get up out of here. I gotta bounce. 168 00:10:27,873 --> 00:10:30,342 I got some people meeting me down there, and I gotta... 169 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:32,733 So I'm gonna leave, you know? 170 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:36,405 - Okay? See you later, all right? Peace. - Peace. 171 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:39,731 Be cool. What's going on in there? 172 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,568 Has anyone seen my dog? 173 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,231 Hi, puppy. 174 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,164 He stole my dog. 175 00:10:53,574 --> 00:10:54,563 Holy crap. 176 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,340 The Queen's diamond. It's gone. 177 00:10:57,507 --> 00:11:00,271 Relax. We almost there, man. We about to be paid, man. 178 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,238 I need the police. Yes, there's been a robbery. 179 00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:08,634 We did it. Modern-day Butch Cassidy and Sundance. 180 00:11:08,807 --> 00:11:11,002 Come back here with my dog. 181 00:11:11,607 --> 00:11:14,167 - Get out of here, mutt. - You just tossed a Chihuahua. 182 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,173 - Come on, let's get out of here. - Gotcha that. We are gone. 183 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:18,637 Come on, Percy. 184 00:11:21,407 --> 00:11:23,932 - Oh, man. - This ain't time to be doing doughnuts. 185 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:28,604 I can't believe this, man. 186 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,498 Damn it, Percy. 187 00:11:30,674 --> 00:11:33,575 You got a boot on the car, and you about to get one in your butt. 188 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,674 - She finally got me. - Who? 189 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,741 Nettie, down at Motor Vehicles. Said I got her pregnant. 190 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,341 I went to family court. I had all my receipts. 191 00:11:42,307 --> 00:11:43,433 I'm out. 192 00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:47,169 - Hey, yo, Percy. You forgot something. - What? 193 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,171 Me! 194 00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:53,066 - Come on! - Sorry, Cal. 195 00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:03,041 - They went that way. - What'd he look like? 196 00:12:03,207 --> 00:12:04,765 - Black. - I got him. 197 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,067 - Dark or light? - Medium. 198 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,731 Suspect is escaping on foot. African-American male. 199 00:12:09,907 --> 00:12:12,740 About 5'1 O", not real dark, more of a mocha-caramel color. 200 00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:24,298 What? You shot? 201 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:27,441 Sweet beiesus. My muscle, I think I pulled it. 202 00:12:27,607 --> 00:12:29,404 Quick. In here. 203 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,265 Yo, quick, put me down. We gotta split up. 204 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,964 Okay. 205 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:47,571 It's late because of the stress, not because I'm pregnant. 206 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:51,232 Please, don't even say words like "stress. " It's not good for the baby. 207 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,935 Darryl, there is no baby. 208 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,234 - Aisle two. - Well, why didn't you just say that? 209 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,207 - Okay, let's go. - Okay, fine. Just humor me, okay? 210 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,069 - Okay, let's go. - Okay. 211 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:20,943 - Enough. - Okay, okay. 212 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,901 I got one! 213 00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:37,299 - Come on, man. - Do not resist. Do not resist. 214 00:13:37,473 --> 00:13:39,408 - I'm not resisting. - Wilson. Wilson. Wilson. 215 00:13:39,574 --> 00:13:41,007 Come on. It's not our guy. 216 00:13:41,174 --> 00:13:43,404 What? You said African-American. 217 00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:46,005 Yeah, but I said a mocha-caramel color. 218 00:13:46,174 --> 00:13:48,836 He's like a Starbucks black decaf, maybe a little cream. 219 00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:51,571 - It's not our guy. Sorry about that. - Come on, man. 220 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,402 - You sure? - Yeah. He's okay. 221 00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,434 - Wilson! - Well, he looked mocha to me. 222 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,572 - Thank you. - What? 223 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,501 He looked real shady. He gonna do something else, and I'll be waiting. 224 00:14:11,774 --> 00:14:13,332 - You still got the diamond? - No. 225 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,304 - I had to ditch it. - Where? 226 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,398 In her bag. 227 00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:19,973 Calvin, now what? 228 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,232 We go get it. 229 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,971 Let's go. Come on. 230 00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:35,407 Follow that car. 231 00:14:57,407 --> 00:14:58,601 Yo, there they are. 232 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,002 - There is no baby. - There is. 233 00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:02,642 - Honey, there is no baby. - Well, there will be. 234 00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:05,141 Let's go. 235 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:11,801 Daddy, we're home. 236 00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:15,735 - There's my baby girl. - Hi, Daddy. 237 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:19,733 Who's the best daddy in the whole, wide world? 238 00:15:19,907 --> 00:15:22,273 - I am. - I know you can do better than that. 239 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,670 Who's the best daddy in the whole, wide world? 240 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,604 - I am. - I can't hear you. 241 00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:29,935 I'm the best daddy in the whole, wide world! 242 00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:45,406 So, what's the good news? 243 00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,007 Dad... 244 00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:48,607 I got the promotion. 245 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,267 Congratulations. Soon you'll make enough money to leave that bum. 246 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,135 Oh, Dad, he's not a bum. 247 00:15:55,307 --> 00:15:58,003 No? What kind of man gives the woman he loves... 248 00:15:58,173 --> 00:15:59,766 a wedding ring with no diamond? 249 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:03,103 Hey, as soon as I make enough money, I'm gonna buy her a diamond. 250 00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:05,674 And I'm going to do the nasty with Jennifer Lopez... 251 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,741 while Halle Berry tickle my butt. 252 00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:12,503 You know, for a moment I thought you were gonna tell me... 253 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:14,733 you were gonna let this one impregnate you. 254 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,637 But I see now, this man ain't got no bullets in the chamber. 255 00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:19,274 What's that supposed to mean? 256 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,408 You heard me. You're shooting blanks. 257 00:16:21,574 --> 00:16:24,236 - Cooking with a wet noodle. - What? 258 00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:26,238 Can't hoist the mainsail. 259 00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:29,808 My sperm have fallen and it can't get up. 260 00:16:29,974 --> 00:16:31,965 I'll have you know, I hit that every night. 261 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,971 Hey, that's my daughter you talking about. 262 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,904 - Back up, old man. - Okay, okay. Stop. Stop. Please. 263 00:16:37,074 --> 00:16:38,098 Gentlemen. 264 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:43,211 Dad, we are going to have a baby when the time is right. 265 00:16:44,007 --> 00:16:46,202 Play nice. 266 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:54,734 It's still in the bag. 267 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,708 Still in the bag. Let's go get the rock. 268 00:16:58,873 --> 00:17:02,435 Yo, Percy, how many times I gotta tell you? No guns. 269 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:03,596 What we gonna do? 270 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,743 Walken is gonna kill us if we don't give him the diamond. 271 00:17:06,907 --> 00:17:08,932 Then I guess we gotta find a way to sneak in. 272 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,904 Well, they did say they wanted a baby. 273 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,206 No. No. 274 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,104 No. I ain't dressing up like no baby. 275 00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:26,007 Keep still, Cal. You heavy. You gonna make me drop you. 276 00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:28,665 You drop me and I'm gonna drop you. 277 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,501 Now, look, you stay close. 278 00:17:30,673 --> 00:17:33,268 I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna get the diamond, and I'm out. 279 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,740 If you don't mind me saying, Cal, you make a cute little baby. 280 00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:38,965 I'm out. 281 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:41,404 You couldn't find nothing better than a dog basket? 282 00:17:41,574 --> 00:17:45,010 You iust be cool. I told you, this gonna be great, Cal. 283 00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:50,805 Just hold tight. Everything gonna be fine. 284 00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:53,135 I'm gonna be over here in the bushes. 285 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,302 Move, dog. 286 00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:05,499 Get out of here. I'll make a coat out of you. 287 00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:08,006 Get out of here before I feed you some chocolate. 288 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,142 Get out of here, you fleabag. 289 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,968 - Go. - Get out of here. 290 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,165 Wait, hold-Wait. Muttley, wait. No, no. 291 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:32,406 Honey. 292 00:18:32,574 --> 00:18:34,303 - Yeah? - Come here. 293 00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:36,505 - What is it, Darryl? - Look. 294 00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:41,170 Oh, my God. 295 00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,807 It's a baby. 296 00:18:44,774 --> 00:18:46,799 I know. And here's a note too. 297 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,335 "Plez luk tafter Kalvin. 298 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:52,999 We wuzn't abele to keap em." 299 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,108 Poor guy. His parents must've been retarded. 300 00:18:55,974 --> 00:18:57,566 Well, let's get him inside. 301 00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,106 - It's cold out here. - Okay, okay. All right. 302 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:01,468 Come on, little guy. 303 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,505 - Yes. - I got you. 304 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,898 Oh, damn. 305 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,567 - What in the hell is that? - I don't know. 306 00:19:12,007 --> 00:19:13,406 Man. 307 00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:16,071 Dad, we found a baby on the doorstep. 308 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,936 - What? What is it? A boy or girl? - Dada. 309 00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:20,572 I think it's a boy. 310 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,901 Well, whatever it is, it smell like piss. 311 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,736 Yeah. I think Janet may have left diapers here. Let's look. 312 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:28,966 Doesn't your dad have some diapers upstairs? 313 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,734 I heard that. I don't wear diapers. Who you talking about? 314 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,830 Haven't worn a diaper in years. 315 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,998 I think she put them in here. 316 00:19:43,373 --> 00:19:44,932 What is it? 317 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,001 That ain't no baby. That's a porn star. 318 00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:52,743 What on girth is that? 319 00:19:53,574 --> 00:19:55,940 I'm gonna call Child Services. 320 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,165 - Yeah. - Yeah. Do that. 321 00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:04,666 Directory assistance. 322 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,638 Yes, can I have the number for Child Services, please? 323 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,468 Connecting you. 324 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,002 Child Services is now closed for the weekend. 325 00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:16,701 We will re-open at 9 a. M. Monday morning. 326 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:22,240 They're closed for the weekend. 327 00:20:22,407 --> 00:20:25,171 The office doesn't open until 9:OO on Monday morning. 328 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,099 So, what do we do now? 329 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,907 I say, toss this creature back in the Black Lagoon where it came from. 330 00:20:31,074 --> 00:20:32,234 Daddy, stop it. 331 00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:35,135 Maybe we should call the police. 332 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,973 - That doesn't sound good. - No, we should take him to the doctor. 333 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,973 Get him checked out. Who knows what he's been through? 334 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:54,607 - Okay? - I'll go get the car keys. 335 00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:55,763 - All right. - Okay. 336 00:20:56,607 --> 00:20:59,474 Now, when you get to the hospital, don't stop. Don't stop. 337 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,108 Toss that monster out the window and keep moving. 338 00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:05,300 Hit the accelerator. I don't wanna see that little ugly thing again. 339 00:21:06,774 --> 00:21:08,799 Stinky little thing. 340 00:21:09,574 --> 00:21:10,973 Was it a little cough? 341 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,129 - No. - No. 342 00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:15,765 No, this was like a grown-man, smoker's cough. 343 00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:18,938 Well, it's probably nothing. 344 00:21:19,107 --> 00:21:21,598 Come on, let's get his shirt off. 345 00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:27,102 He's a strong little fella. 346 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,768 Oh, my God. What is that scar? 347 00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:35,898 From the look of it, I'd say... 348 00:21:36,074 --> 00:21:38,474 this little guy has had his appendix removed. 349 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,471 Or he was in one hell of a knife fight. 350 00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:45,534 What kind of person tattoos a child? 351 00:21:45,707 --> 00:21:47,197 Oh, you'd be amazed. Come on. 352 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:50,300 Open up. Open up and say: 353 00:21:50,474 --> 00:21:52,305 Come on. Come on. Come on. 354 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,336 - Wha-? What is it? - I've never seen a... 355 00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:00,735 baby with bridgework. 356 00:22:01,807 --> 00:22:04,970 This child has the mouth of a 40-year-old man. 357 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,877 I can't tell whether these teeth are coming in or falling out. 358 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,667 Well, he's gonna be okay? 359 00:22:12,107 --> 00:22:13,404 He's fine. 360 00:22:13,574 --> 00:22:17,874 His tonsils are a little swollen and he might have a bit of a cold. 361 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,029 As a precaution... 362 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:21,971 you should take his temperature before you put him to bed. 363 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,108 - All right. Thank you, Dr. Murphy. - Okay. 364 00:22:24,274 --> 00:22:26,834 - Thank you very much. - Bye. 365 00:22:27,673 --> 00:22:30,165 This is iust-It's horrible. Look at this child. 366 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,205 Let's turn him over to the authorities. 367 00:22:32,373 --> 00:22:34,501 They can find his parents and prosecute them. 368 00:22:34,673 --> 00:22:36,141 Are you crazy? We can't do that. 369 00:22:36,307 --> 00:22:38,070 This kid's been through the wringer. 370 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,572 Besides, his birth parents are probably crackheads. 371 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,640 They're iust gonna put them in rehab. 372 00:22:42,807 --> 00:22:45,799 Then they'll be back on the street, selling him for a bag of rocks. 373 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:48,704 What are you saying? 374 00:22:48,873 --> 00:22:51,104 I'm saying, why don't we just keep him? 375 00:22:51,507 --> 00:22:53,236 - Just until Monday. - No. No, Darryl. 376 00:22:53,407 --> 00:22:54,601 - Just until- - He's a child. 377 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,334 - I don't know what to do with a child. - Just until Monday. 378 00:22:57,507 --> 00:22:59,372 And then we'll take him to Child Services. 379 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,701 They'll find a home for him. 380 00:23:01,873 --> 00:23:04,934 Besides, who could take better care of this child than us? 381 00:23:07,907 --> 00:23:11,172 - Where is he? - Oh, man. 382 00:23:16,974 --> 00:23:19,340 Where do you think you're going? 383 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,536 Well, what do we got here? 384 00:23:22,974 --> 00:23:24,737 - Is this your baby? - Yes, thank you. 385 00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:28,174 Well, actually... 386 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:31,002 - ...we found him- - Mama. 387 00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,734 He called me Mama. 388 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,164 There you go. 389 00:23:43,407 --> 00:23:46,069 Thank you, officer. Thank you. 390 00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:50,138 You know, Percy, I don't like having to look for people. 391 00:23:51,574 --> 00:23:53,599 Who, me? I wasn't hiding, Mr. W. 392 00:23:53,774 --> 00:23:55,105 Not Percy. Not the Kid. 393 00:23:55,274 --> 00:23:57,242 I was gonna come soon as I got the diamond. 394 00:23:57,673 --> 00:23:59,141 So you don't have my diamond, huh? 395 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,774 No. I mean, I do. 396 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,840 I don't have it on me now, but it's safe. 397 00:24:03,007 --> 00:24:06,067 We got everything on lockdown. Believe me. Trust me. 398 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,504 You trying to hustle me, Percy? 399 00:24:08,974 --> 00:24:11,966 Hustle a hustler? Ain't nothing happening, Mr. W. 400 00:24:12,373 --> 00:24:15,207 It's iust that the robbery didn't go as smooth as we wanted to. 401 00:24:15,373 --> 00:24:18,537 And a situation had popped up, so we had to split. 402 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,767 - But my partner, he- - Your partner is not my problem. 403 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:24,408 My problem is I don't have my diamond. 404 00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:26,798 Now, I'm gonna give you 24 hours. 405 00:24:26,974 --> 00:24:30,239 After that, my problem becomes Bruno and Rosco's problem. 406 00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:32,839 And they... 407 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,565 become your problem. 408 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,105 You got a problem with that? 409 00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,704 Ain't got no problem with that, Mr. W. 410 00:24:38,873 --> 00:24:40,774 I got it all under control, I swear. 411 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,101 Don't want a smudge on it, not a speck, nothing. 412 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:45,333 Not a smudge. 413 00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:46,968 Okay, Mr. W. 414 00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:49,406 Get him out of here. 415 00:24:49,574 --> 00:24:51,542 - Get him out of here. - Come on. 416 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,665 Ain't nothing better than the evening news... 417 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,365 and my favorite, milk and cookies. 418 00:25:03,107 --> 00:25:05,268 Damn, I forgot my milk. 419 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,670 Jeez, man, you can't be popping up like that. 420 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,903 For a moment I thought you were Chucky. 421 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,101 About to put you in a chokehold. 422 00:25:14,107 --> 00:25:15,699 What are you looking at? 423 00:25:16,607 --> 00:25:20,407 A man who exposed himself to police oflicers in a doughnut shop... 424 00:25:20,574 --> 00:25:22,940 claimed that voices made him do it. 425 00:25:23,107 --> 00:25:25,974 Oh, honey, look how comfortable he is with us. 426 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:28,131 He is so cute. 427 00:25:28,307 --> 00:25:29,899 Oh, no, you don't. 428 00:25:30,074 --> 00:25:32,907 No, you don't. No, no, no. 429 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,939 - Dad. - Come on, Pop, let him sit there. 430 00:25:35,107 --> 00:25:38,508 - Let him have a cookie. - This is my throne, my sanctuary. 431 00:25:38,673 --> 00:25:40,665 This is my air, my end zone. 432 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,900 - It's iust a cookie. - Oh, it start with the cookie. 433 00:25:46,307 --> 00:25:50,334 Then they want to come to dinner. Then they want to move in. 434 00:25:50,907 --> 00:25:54,673 Next thing you know, they're married to your daughter. 435 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,676 - Why he got to bring it back here- - Already made that mistake once. 436 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,068 - Come on, now. - Honey. 437 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,105 No more, my brother. 438 00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:05,471 Nobody makes a fool out of me. I'm from Detroit. 439 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,998 - Everybody's here. - I can't wait... 440 00:26:09,173 --> 00:26:11,108 for everybody to meet little Calvin. 441 00:26:11,907 --> 00:26:13,465 - I'm so excited. - Yeah, yeah. 442 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,269 Introduce him to everybody else, and go over to somebody else's house. 443 00:26:21,307 --> 00:26:22,899 Cookie got a little bite to it. 444 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,308 - Hi. Come in, come in, come in. - Hello, hello, hello. 445 00:26:26,474 --> 00:26:30,103 - Hello, hello. - I'm so excited. 446 00:26:30,274 --> 00:26:31,502 - Hey. - Hello. 447 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,701 - Consuela, welcome. Come in. - So where is the little one? 448 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:41,668 - Here's Calvin. - Here's Calvin. 449 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:47,174 - What a mess. - Honey, that's not nice. 450 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,274 He's scary. 451 00:26:50,107 --> 00:26:52,166 Yeah, well, I mean... 452 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:58,077 - I mean, lucky he's not yours, right? - Yeah. 453 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,903 I iust think he is precious. I think he is a precious gift from God. 454 00:27:03,507 --> 00:27:04,838 You know, God gives gifts. 455 00:27:05,007 --> 00:27:09,410 Sometimes he wraps them in a hurry. Sometimes. Isn't he a precious gift? 456 00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:12,908 Oh, yeah. He's adorable... 457 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,305 in a National Geographic sort of way. 458 00:27:18,007 --> 00:27:19,770 What is he, a pygmy? 459 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,470 Consuela, why don't you take the kids to go play? 460 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,937 Yes, good idea. Come on, guys. 461 00:27:28,107 --> 00:27:30,735 Tommy, show Nicholas that scissor-lock thing... 462 00:27:30,907 --> 00:27:32,397 we've been working on, huh? 463 00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:38,203 Hey, little man. No hard feelings, right? 464 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,571 Give me five. 465 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,606 Hey, guess what, Calvin? We brought you some stuff. 466 00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:54,334 We got you some stuff. We got a box full of bottles, bibs. 467 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:57,704 Oh, and all of the Dinosaurus Rex tapes you could possibly want. 468 00:27:57,873 --> 00:27:59,637 Well, thank you. That's a lot of stuff. 469 00:27:59,807 --> 00:28:03,800 He is so cute. I got your nose. 470 00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:07,171 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 471 00:28:09,507 --> 00:28:11,099 Oh, you got my nose. 472 00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:14,505 You got my nose. Yes, you do. 473 00:28:15,807 --> 00:28:18,605 He's got my nose. He's got my nose. He's hurting- 474 00:28:18,774 --> 00:28:20,139 Darryl, he's hurting me. 475 00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:22,798 - He's hurting me. - Okay, okay, okay. 476 00:28:22,974 --> 00:28:24,839 Wow, is he strong. 477 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,908 Yeah, tell me about it. I still can't feel my hand. 478 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:30,542 Okay, Darryl, I think you should take the crib upstairs. 479 00:28:30,707 --> 00:28:33,005 - Yes. - Ladies, will you help with this stuff? 480 00:28:33,173 --> 00:28:34,402 Okay. 481 00:28:34,574 --> 00:28:36,633 - Guys, help me grab this. - I'll get this box. 482 00:28:36,807 --> 00:28:39,002 Let's go into the kitchen. Come, Calvin. 483 00:28:39,173 --> 00:28:42,041 - Come on, baby. - Come on, little pumpkin-butt. 484 00:28:43,207 --> 00:28:45,334 Janet, this fits perfectly. 485 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,206 - Thank you. - Let me see. 486 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,737 I'm glad I kept it. 487 00:28:50,307 --> 00:28:53,105 Can't remember the last time I could wear horizontal stripes. 488 00:28:54,074 --> 00:28:56,975 But, you know, here I go again. How about you, woman of the hour? 489 00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,973 - Congratulations on the promotion. - Oh, thank you. 490 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,506 It's awesome. Was Darryl so excited or what? 491 00:29:02,673 --> 00:29:06,838 No, actually. He was disappointed. 492 00:29:07,007 --> 00:29:09,237 Baby up-up. 493 00:29:11,673 --> 00:29:14,643 He thought I was going to tell him I was pregnant. 494 00:29:19,307 --> 00:29:21,298 Okay, right. 495 00:29:21,474 --> 00:29:23,237 Little Ms. Corporate-Climber pregnant? 496 00:29:23,407 --> 00:29:28,709 What? You guys. I want to have a baby at some point. 497 00:29:28,873 --> 00:29:32,571 You could schedule one between a conference call and a client meeting. 498 00:29:34,007 --> 00:29:37,670 Okay, you know, Darryl is the one that I'm really worried about. 499 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,240 Are you kidding me? You're lucky he wants one at all. 500 00:29:40,407 --> 00:29:42,307 I had to promise Greg I'd give him these. 501 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:47,843 Okay, now. Okay, easy, fella. 502 00:29:50,107 --> 00:29:54,476 This one's real grabby. He must have been breast-fed. 503 00:29:55,074 --> 00:29:56,939 Is the baby hungry? 504 00:29:57,407 --> 00:29:58,465 He should be nursed. 505 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,631 Baby like nursey-nursey. 506 00:30:01,274 --> 00:30:03,572 Well, are you sure you should do that? 507 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:06,368 Yeah. You don't have to be the birth mother to breast-feed. 508 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:10,632 - Nursey-nursey? - You want to nursey? 509 00:30:13,074 --> 00:30:14,507 Okay. 510 00:30:18,574 --> 00:30:19,939 All right. 511 00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:24,405 - Drink up, precious. - This one's real wriggly, huh? 512 00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:27,668 Come on. Come on, now. Suck it. 513 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:32,607 Latch-Oh, that is not okay. 514 00:30:34,507 --> 00:30:35,769 Let's get these kids home. 515 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:38,636 I have to take Nicholas and Chrissy to Mommy and Me tomorrow. 516 00:30:38,807 --> 00:30:40,104 Oh, have fun. 517 00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:43,368 Don't worry about the nose. He's adorable. 518 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,373 - Thanks for all the stuff. - Call if you need anything. 519 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:48,007 - Bye, good night. - Good night. 520 00:30:48,173 --> 00:30:50,904 If you change your mind about Consuela, you can take her. 521 00:30:51,074 --> 00:30:53,133 - Oh, thanks. - I've got, like, all the chores. 522 00:30:53,307 --> 00:30:54,968 One for you... 523 00:30:56,307 --> 00:30:58,298 and one for the baby. 524 00:31:16,907 --> 00:31:18,704 He's a little charmer, isn't he? 525 00:31:18,907 --> 00:31:21,137 Call me. 526 00:31:23,307 --> 00:31:25,798 I could have sworn he iust stuck his tongue in my mouth. 527 00:31:35,007 --> 00:31:37,305 - Well, I-That was-I thought- - That went well. 528 00:31:37,474 --> 00:31:39,635 - Yeah. - I thought they thought he was cute. 529 00:31:39,807 --> 00:31:42,367 Great. You're wonder-Oh, Calvin, you did so good. 530 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,599 - Come on. Yeah. - You did so well. 531 00:31:44,774 --> 00:31:47,709 If that lady touches you in a way that makes you uncomfortable... 532 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,364 you let us know, okay? 533 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,901 - Yeah. You're the charmer. - Yeah. 534 00:31:52,007 --> 00:31:56,137 Does that warm water feel good? Does it feel nice? 535 00:31:56,307 --> 00:31:58,502 Yeah. Look at you. 536 00:31:58,673 --> 00:32:02,303 Do you want some company in there with you? 537 00:32:02,474 --> 00:32:03,771 I think we can work that out. 538 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,036 Yeah? Yeah? 539 00:32:07,207 --> 00:32:08,572 Hey, Darryl? 540 00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:11,800 Hello. It's bath time. 541 00:32:14,607 --> 00:32:16,632 Come on, let's get clean. 542 00:32:17,607 --> 00:32:20,542 We gonna clean your little butt-butt. Yes, we are. 543 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:22,538 And then we gonna play Snatch the Marbles. 544 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,140 We're gonna fart in the tub... 545 00:32:24,307 --> 00:32:27,435 and make our own little Jacuzzi bubbles. 546 00:32:32,607 --> 00:32:36,008 Oh, the little baby. Yes, you're so clean now. 547 00:32:36,173 --> 00:32:37,607 You're so nice and clean. 548 00:32:42,373 --> 00:32:45,241 Hey. Okay-Calvin. 549 00:32:45,407 --> 00:32:47,637 Okay, Calvin. 550 00:32:48,873 --> 00:32:50,341 Okay. Hey, Darryl? 551 00:32:50,507 --> 00:32:53,635 - All right, sweetie. - Hello, little boy. 552 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:55,468 Hi, cutie. 553 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,870 Now it's time to get you all dressed for bed, huh? 554 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,838 Don't forget the doctor said we need to take his temperature. 555 00:33:01,007 --> 00:33:02,531 Okay. 556 00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:03,968 - Yeah. - All right. 557 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,607 Open up wide. 558 00:33:05,773 --> 00:33:08,641 - Darryl, what are you doing? - I'm taking his temperature. 559 00:33:08,807 --> 00:33:12,334 Sweetie, he's a baby, so that's a rectal thermometer. 560 00:33:13,874 --> 00:33:15,171 Yeah. Go ahead. 561 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:16,568 - You're such a- - Okay, baby. 562 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:18,765 All right. Here we go. There we- 563 00:33:19,974 --> 00:33:21,737 - Oh, shit. - Darryl, what are you doing? 564 00:33:22,107 --> 00:33:24,803 Darryl, come on. Darryl, iust- 565 00:33:24,974 --> 00:33:27,272 - I'm trying to- - Honey. 566 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,340 It's okay, Calvin. It's okay. 567 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,771 - If he'll iust roll over here. - Okay, good, good. 568 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:33,635 - I could get him down like- - No, no. 569 00:33:33,807 --> 00:33:37,140 - Wait, be gentle. Calvin, it's okay. - He's a little strong. 570 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:40,470 Okay, all right. Nobody likes this, I know. 571 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,131 I know, nobody-Nobody likes this. 572 00:33:43,307 --> 00:33:47,300 It's okay. It's okay. Oh, yeah. There we go, son. 573 00:33:47,474 --> 00:33:51,205 - Here comes the choo-choo train. - You're okay, baby. Oh, yeah. 574 00:33:56,907 --> 00:34:01,401 It's in the tunnel, son. It's almost at your stop. 575 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,201 There you go, little man. 576 00:34:08,574 --> 00:34:12,374 Now, this is gonna put you to sleep. 577 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,932 All right, little buddy. 578 00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:23,136 Good night, baby. 579 00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:32,675 Like this thing's gonna put somebody to sleep. 580 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:35,242 I'm gonna wait for you to go to sleep. 581 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,875 I'm gonna get my diamond and be out. 582 00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:11,733 Come on, baby, be in here. Come on. 583 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,602 Come on. 584 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,833 Come on, where you at? Where you at? 585 00:36:17,007 --> 00:36:18,565 There we go. 586 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,443 Hi, beautiful. Yes. 587 00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:42,670 Man, this idiot better pick up the phone. 588 00:36:57,207 --> 00:36:59,607 People calling here all kind of time. 589 00:36:59,773 --> 00:37:03,608 Like people don't live here. I mean, you can't be calling nobody house... 590 00:37:04,407 --> 00:37:08,503 P- Unit Productions, in association with Go Get a Girl Entertainment. 591 00:37:08,673 --> 00:37:11,006 - Hey, yo, Percy. It's me. - Calvin? 592 00:37:11,173 --> 00:37:14,109 - What's going on? - I need you to come pick me up. 593 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:17,141 - Now, look, I got the dia- - Reach for the sky. 594 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,335 Who you talking to, sonny boy? 595 00:37:25,507 --> 00:37:28,169 Oh, don't give me that old... crap. 596 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:29,671 Hand me that damn phone. 597 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,703 - Who is this? - Me no speak no English. 598 00:37:32,874 --> 00:37:34,136 Wrong number. Sorry. 599 00:37:34,307 --> 00:37:36,969 Who the hell's "No speak the English"? Who the hell is this? 600 00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:38,903 - Say something. - What are you doing? 601 00:37:39,074 --> 00:37:41,372 I heard some noises, came downstairs... 602 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,599 and caught this little hoodlum on the phone. 603 00:37:43,773 --> 00:37:46,299 - Must've looked for the safe. - We don't have a safe. 604 00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:49,238 - He didn't know that. - Dada. 605 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,142 Pop, man. He's a baby. 606 00:37:54,307 --> 00:37:57,174 It's his first night in a new house. Probably couldn't sleep. 607 00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:01,401 Look at you. You look crazy, man. Holding a shotgun, wearing red socks. 608 00:38:01,574 --> 00:38:04,702 You look like Fred Sanford on crack. Put that away, man. Go to bed. 609 00:38:04,874 --> 00:38:07,104 Oh, you are good. 610 00:38:07,273 --> 00:38:09,139 You are real good. 611 00:38:09,307 --> 00:38:11,502 I'm gonna keep my eye on you. 612 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,464 You gonna give me the finger? 613 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,098 Where did you learn that, huh? BET videos _fter Dark? 614 00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:21,236 Him scary. 615 00:38:21,407 --> 00:38:23,102 There we go. 616 00:38:23,273 --> 00:38:26,437 Don't pay him any mind. He just a old, crazy man. 617 00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:30,168 I know iust what to fix you so you can have a good night's sleep. 618 00:38:44,207 --> 00:38:47,142 Go. Boy, you must have had a rough first night. 619 00:38:48,607 --> 00:38:50,666 That's because I'm new at this dad stuff. 620 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,468 Give me a minute, I'll get it together. 621 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,641 Man, can't imagine what kind of life you must have had. 622 00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:02,702 I'll tell you this: 623 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,434 This weekend is gonna be the best weekend of your life. 624 00:39:05,607 --> 00:39:06,835 You know why? 625 00:39:07,007 --> 00:39:09,908 Because I'm gonna show you how great it is to have a dad... 626 00:39:10,074 --> 00:39:13,771 and you're gonna show me how great it is to be a dad. 627 00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,843 Vanessa don't think I can do it, but I know I got it in me. 628 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,840 You know why? Because I would never abandon my child. 629 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,671 Ever. I'll always be there for him. 630 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,032 And there'll never be a time when my son can't come to me... 631 00:39:29,207 --> 00:39:31,573 and talk to me about anything in the world... 632 00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:35,676 over a nice, warm cup of milk. 633 00:39:45,307 --> 00:39:47,969 What's so funny? What are you all giggly for? 634 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:50,765 You're drinking Janet's breast milk. 635 00:39:53,907 --> 00:39:58,276 Baby, you did the right thing, letting him stay with us this weekend. 636 00:39:58,740 --> 00:40:00,571 Thank you. 637 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:07,009 But you know, I still can't wait for us to have one of our own. 638 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:12,070 - Yes, I know. - All right. 639 00:40:13,173 --> 00:40:15,938 You wanna know the nice thing about you not being pregnant? 640 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,964 What? 641 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,299 We get to keep trying. 642 00:40:30,607 --> 00:40:33,667 Honey? What about the baby? 643 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,638 He's asleep, don't worry about him. You've got me. 644 00:40:36,807 --> 00:40:38,604 But, honey... 645 00:40:40,574 --> 00:40:42,337 he's watching. 646 00:40:45,273 --> 00:40:48,402 He's too young to know what's going on. Forget him. 647 00:40:51,974 --> 00:40:53,373 Okay. 648 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:56,435 Okay. 649 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,498 Good morning. 650 00:41:14,207 --> 00:41:17,108 More like, great morning. 651 00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:20,675 Looks like someone had a really good night's sleep last night. 652 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,267 Who could sleep? 653 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,603 - You were an animal last night. - Oh, well, you know- 654 00:41:26,773 --> 00:41:30,574 I don't remember the last time we did it twice in one night. 655 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,207 Twice? 656 00:41:34,807 --> 00:41:36,274 Hey, when did he get in the bed? 657 00:41:38,007 --> 00:41:41,340 I don't know. I don't know how he gets out of that crib. 658 00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:43,134 He's such a crafty little fella. 659 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,401 You want some breakfast? 660 00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:51,007 Some more ass. 661 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,905 Twice? 662 00:42:13,474 --> 00:42:16,602 - How's my baby girl this morning? - So good, Dad. 663 00:42:16,773 --> 00:42:19,174 - How are you? - Mighty fine, thank you. 664 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,807 No, no, no. 665 00:42:20,974 --> 00:42:23,340 Thanks very much, Jim. And in other news... 666 00:42:23,507 --> 00:42:26,442 police have a suspect in yesterday's daring diamond heist. 667 00:42:26,607 --> 00:42:29,269 It is this man, Calvin "Baby Face" Sims... 668 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,635 - ...who was released- - D. Rex, D. Rex, D. Rex. 669 00:42:31,807 --> 00:42:33,672 Stop that, whatever you're talking about. 670 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,604 D. Rex, D. Rex, D. Rex. 671 00:42:36,773 --> 00:42:38,002 Just be quiet. 672 00:42:38,374 --> 00:42:40,001 - D. Rex. - Baby Face- 673 00:42:40,273 --> 00:42:43,334 Dad, let Calvin watch his show. 674 00:42:43,707 --> 00:42:47,108 You have to be the adult. Let Calvin watch his tape. 675 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:50,175 - I wanna watch the news. - I don't care what you wanna watch. 676 00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:52,934 He was watching the TV first. 677 00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:54,574 I'll read the news. 678 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:59,177 I tell you, the world is going to hell in a handcart. 679 00:43:35,374 --> 00:43:38,309 Wow, Dad, you really cleaned your plate. 680 00:43:38,474 --> 00:43:40,772 What? That hobgoblin ate my breakfast. 681 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,831 Oh, Daddy, don't be ridiculous. 682 00:43:44,007 --> 00:43:47,135 I ain't being ridiculous. That little sucker ate my breakfast. 683 00:43:47,307 --> 00:43:50,834 I'm going to the diner, where I can eat and watch the news in peace. 684 00:43:51,107 --> 00:43:54,599 Okay, Dad. Be careful. 685 00:43:54,773 --> 00:43:58,608 Why don't we get you some food? You must be so hungry. 686 00:43:58,773 --> 00:44:01,242 It's time for you to eat something. 687 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,765 - Morning, sweetie. - Oh, good morning, baby. 688 00:44:04,940 --> 00:44:06,237 Hello. 689 00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:09,399 - I have your breakfast right here. - Oh, goodie. 690 00:44:10,974 --> 00:44:14,671 Oh, sweetie, okay, now your dad is really tripping. 691 00:44:15,107 --> 00:44:18,599 Last night, I caught him holding little Calvin at gunpoint... 692 00:44:18,773 --> 00:44:21,265 because he heard him talking on the phone. 693 00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:23,337 That is-That's crazy. 694 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,268 Well, you know... 695 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:31,468 iust now he ate all of his breakfast, and then he told me the baby ate it. 696 00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:35,575 - Can you say, "Whispering Glen"? - No, Darryl. 697 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,139 No nursing homes, okay? 698 00:44:37,307 --> 00:44:39,741 I don't wanna have this conversation with you again. 699 00:44:39,907 --> 00:44:42,603 I have to go to work, but the baby's food is here. 700 00:44:42,773 --> 00:44:44,901 - And I love you. - I love you too. 701 00:44:45,074 --> 00:44:48,441 Have a good day. Kiss. Feed him. 702 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,169 All right. 703 00:44:53,407 --> 00:44:56,706 Okay, okay, let's get you all fed. 704 00:44:56,874 --> 00:45:01,971 All right. Open up wide. Here come the airplane. 705 00:45:07,974 --> 00:45:09,771 Oh, I see. 706 00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:12,101 You want to play a game of peekaboo, huh? 707 00:45:12,273 --> 00:45:14,265 Okay, okay, okay. 708 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,067 Peekaboo, I see you. 709 00:45:19,307 --> 00:45:21,571 Peekaboo, I see you. 710 00:45:37,474 --> 00:45:40,637 You gotta be kidding me. God. 711 00:45:47,807 --> 00:45:49,399 Darryl? 712 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,335 Where did I put it? 713 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,001 Honey, I forgot my purse. 714 00:46:01,907 --> 00:46:03,898 Darryl. Darryl. 715 00:46:04,307 --> 00:46:07,674 Sweetheart. You can't just fall asleep like this. 716 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:11,906 Oh, honey, I know that you're tired, but you have to watch the baby. 717 00:46:12,074 --> 00:46:15,134 You take your eyes off him for a minute, God knows what could happen. 718 00:46:15,307 --> 00:46:16,797 I was... 719 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:20,231 - Darryl. - I was... 720 00:46:20,407 --> 00:46:22,272 - What...? - I don't- 721 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,342 Honey, iust take him to the park or something, okay? 722 00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:28,071 Okay. 723 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,971 What...? 724 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,939 Peekaboo. Then I don't-What? 725 00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:49,735 We gonna play baseball. We gonna play football. 726 00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:52,808 And we're gonna play golf. 727 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:56,041 And we're gonna shoot a plane. 728 00:46:56,207 --> 00:46:58,675 We're gonna have fun. 729 00:47:02,374 --> 00:47:04,035 There we go. 730 00:47:04,207 --> 00:47:07,643 All right, son. Now, don't be afraid to really swing that bat, okay? 731 00:47:07,807 --> 00:47:11,072 Now, the trick is to really keep your eye on the ball, okay? 732 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,764 Here we go. 733 00:47:17,974 --> 00:47:20,602 Yeah, you want that sucker to really fly. 734 00:47:20,773 --> 00:47:22,901 You wanna give that thing a lot of air, okay? 735 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,769 There you go. Give it some good pump. 736 00:47:24,940 --> 00:47:27,500 You want it to really fly. You want it to blast off. 737 00:47:27,673 --> 00:47:31,166 Yeah, there you go. No, no, no. You want to point that up. 738 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:34,605 No. No, no, son. What are you-? No, no, no. Don't push that button. 739 00:47:37,907 --> 00:47:41,104 Okay, so now, what you wanna do is you wanna wind that baby up... 740 00:47:41,273 --> 00:47:43,299 and you throw it as hard as you can, okay? 741 00:47:43,474 --> 00:47:45,066 - Okay. - All right. Come on. 742 00:47:50,074 --> 00:47:52,508 Look at that. Yeah. 743 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:56,338 Yeah. Look at that sucker. 744 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,171 Where'd it go? 745 00:48:10,107 --> 00:48:11,904 The ducks teach you playfulness. 746 00:48:12,074 --> 00:48:14,770 Here, you can borrow this if you want. He'd love it. 747 00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:16,965 Hey, Dad-For-A-Weekend. 748 00:48:17,607 --> 00:48:18,835 How's it going? 749 00:48:19,007 --> 00:48:21,942 I think they designed all the toys to hit you in the nuts. 750 00:48:22,507 --> 00:48:23,906 Oh, yeah. 751 00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:25,729 Get off. 752 00:48:25,907 --> 00:48:29,070 Richard, I bet my son could kick the crap out of both your kids... 753 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,902 blindfolded, one hand tied behind his back. 754 00:48:32,074 --> 00:48:35,532 Come on, Greg. Nicholas is a sweet, sensitive kid. 755 00:48:35,707 --> 00:48:37,732 He's not a fighter. 756 00:48:37,907 --> 00:48:40,933 I'm telling you, Darryl, see, you gotta be tough on kids nowadays. 757 00:48:41,107 --> 00:48:44,565 All right, the slightest bit of weakness and they could end up... 758 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:48,440 like that. 759 00:48:48,607 --> 00:48:51,542 Well, I don't know about all that, but I gotta be honest with you. 760 00:48:51,707 --> 00:48:54,767 I'm starting to dig this father thing. It's kind of cool. 761 00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:58,671 It's kind of like I get to do all the things that I never did with my dad. 762 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,671 - You know? - That's real cute. 763 00:49:01,207 --> 00:49:04,404 Really, I think I'm having a positive influence on him. 764 00:49:05,907 --> 00:49:08,307 Cee-lo, that's right. Dig up in your OshKosh... 765 00:49:08,474 --> 00:49:09,941 your babyGap and pay the man. 766 00:49:10,107 --> 00:49:13,304 - That's right. Yeah. - It's not fair. 767 00:49:13,474 --> 00:49:15,135 Come on, put your money in the pot. 768 00:49:15,307 --> 00:49:17,070 Whine to your mama, don't whine to me. 769 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,571 Right, good game, good game. 770 00:49:18,740 --> 00:49:20,230 Come here, you guys. Come here. 771 00:49:21,773 --> 00:49:23,935 Yo, y'all bring your money tomorrow... 772 00:49:24,107 --> 00:49:26,974 I'm gonna sell y'all some pictures of some naked girls. 773 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,302 What I say? Y'all don't like big breasts? 774 00:49:31,474 --> 00:49:33,101 Daddy, can I have some ice cream? 775 00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:34,673 Sure, sweetie. What flavor? 776 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,432 - Vanilla. - You got it. 777 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:38,074 - I think we'll go with you. - Okay. 778 00:49:39,307 --> 00:49:41,298 - You're getting big. - Janet, do me a favor? 779 00:49:42,474 --> 00:49:44,840 - Could you watch Calvin for me? - No problem. 780 00:49:45,907 --> 00:49:47,340 Calvin. 781 00:49:47,507 --> 00:49:48,769 Percy. 782 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:53,176 - Cal, you get the diamond? - Yeah, it's in the diaper bag. Come on. 783 00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:54,500 Hold hands. 784 00:49:54,673 --> 00:49:57,199 Cal, which one is it? 785 00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,403 The one with the duck on it. 786 00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:04,836 - They all got ducks on them. - I think it's that one. 787 00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:07,001 Come on. 788 00:50:07,773 --> 00:50:09,799 Hey, that guy's not even here with a child. 789 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:11,441 Hey. 790 00:50:12,773 --> 00:50:15,265 Hey, get away from him. Girls, let's get him! 791 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,931 - I'm out. - There he is. 792 00:50:19,507 --> 00:50:21,737 Pumpkin, are you okay? 793 00:50:22,173 --> 00:50:23,801 - Did he touch you anywhere? - No. 794 00:50:23,974 --> 00:50:26,135 No? Okay. Good. 795 00:50:26,307 --> 00:50:28,502 - Hey, is everything okay, Janet? - It's not okay. 796 00:50:28,673 --> 00:50:31,336 Some sick pervert tried to run away with this little guy. 797 00:50:31,507 --> 00:50:33,441 Hey, that psycho took my diaper bag. 798 00:50:33,607 --> 00:50:35,666 - What? - Damn. 799 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,501 Pervert. 800 00:50:40,007 --> 00:50:43,773 Okay, we gonna get you home where it's nice and safe, all right? 801 00:50:47,474 --> 00:50:50,170 Keys, keys. I want the keys. 802 00:50:50,407 --> 00:50:54,673 Keys, keys, I want keys. Keys. Keys. Keys. 803 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,967 No, no, no. Daddy needs these to drive the- 804 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,664 - Keys. - Oh, God. 805 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,569 Keys. Give me the keys. 806 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:03,734 - Oh, no. Here. Take that. - No. Keys. 807 00:51:03,907 --> 00:51:05,807 - I want keys. - Play with that for a while. 808 00:51:05,974 --> 00:51:08,306 - No, no, no. I need these. - I want keys. 809 00:51:09,173 --> 00:51:10,573 - Want keys. - Okay, here. 810 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:13,768 - Keys. - All right, all right. 811 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:17,876 All right, you wait right there, and I'll be right back, okay? 812 00:51:23,407 --> 00:51:25,068 Hey! 813 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,673 My car. My kid. 814 00:51:27,974 --> 00:51:30,636 Hey, stop! 815 00:51:36,707 --> 00:51:38,732 Someone iust stole my car with my kid in it. 816 00:51:38,907 --> 00:51:40,169 Hop in. 817 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:43,606 - Thank you. - Let's go get that son of a bitch. 818 00:51:54,007 --> 00:51:55,440 Damn. 819 00:52:07,474 --> 00:52:10,170 Man, my wife is gonna kill me when she finds out about this. 820 00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:12,171 My advice to you is don't tell her a word. 821 00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:14,171 I left Bobby Jr. At an amusement park. 822 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,808 Told his father he was at summer camp. Bought me a week. 823 00:52:21,974 --> 00:52:25,034 Hello? I'm on my way. I'll be there in about five minutes. 824 00:52:25,207 --> 00:52:27,641 I have the cupcakes. Yes. 825 00:52:27,807 --> 00:52:29,638 I didn't bring iuice. You didn't tell me. 826 00:52:29,807 --> 00:52:32,401 - Don't talk to me that way. - Excuse me. 827 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,667 - I'm hanging up. - Oh, my God. 828 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,671 I'm hanging up. I'm hanging up. 829 00:52:38,307 --> 00:52:40,400 Watch the road, moron. 830 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:43,472 Come on, baby. Let's go. Let's do this. 831 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,841 Oh, wow, you are really upset. 832 00:52:55,007 --> 00:52:58,670 It makes me feel so good to know that there are people out there who care... 833 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,933 - Mommy, Mommy... - ... about their kids-What? 834 00:53:01,107 --> 00:53:02,096 As I do. 835 00:53:02,273 --> 00:53:04,208 - Mommy, Mommy. - Just one second, honey. 836 00:53:04,374 --> 00:53:07,400 I'm fixing my makeup. 837 00:53:07,574 --> 00:53:09,735 - Mom. - What? 838 00:53:09,907 --> 00:53:12,137 I think Dillon did a doodie. 839 00:53:12,307 --> 00:53:15,003 - Mom, hurry up. Come on, hurry. - Change him. 840 00:53:15,173 --> 00:53:18,109 Oh, wait, no. Wait. 841 00:53:19,574 --> 00:53:22,270 Oh, my God. Excuse me. A truck. 842 00:53:22,474 --> 00:53:24,806 Excuse me. A truck. 843 00:53:24,974 --> 00:53:26,942 There you go. Can you hand me the powder? 844 00:53:27,107 --> 00:53:28,597 What? No, stop. 845 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,232 We're gonna die. 846 00:53:38,074 --> 00:53:40,099 Oh, my God. 847 00:53:40,273 --> 00:53:42,469 Don't worry. You'll get your little boy back. 848 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,507 It ain't worth it. Let me out. 849 00:53:52,007 --> 00:53:53,269 Oh, no. 850 00:54:09,407 --> 00:54:12,501 - Suspect got away. - Damn it! 851 00:54:13,407 --> 00:54:17,901 - But the kid's okay. - I want my daddy. 852 00:54:19,273 --> 00:54:23,472 I want Daddy. I want my daddy. 853 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,540 Thanks for everything. 854 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,333 Oh, by the way, I run a carpool... 855 00:54:29,507 --> 00:54:32,499 if the little one ever needs a ride to preschool. 856 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:34,503 - Daddy. - That's my kid. 857 00:54:34,773 --> 00:54:36,969 Daddy. Daddy. 858 00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:40,576 - Are you okay, huh? - Daddy. 859 00:54:40,874 --> 00:54:45,140 - Son's okay, but car's totaled. - Screw the car. Long as he's okay. 860 00:54:45,307 --> 00:54:48,242 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, little buddy. 861 00:54:48,407 --> 00:54:51,001 I would never want anything to happen to you. 862 00:54:51,173 --> 00:54:53,039 I love you, man. 863 00:54:55,807 --> 00:54:57,399 - Mr. W. - Yeah. 864 00:54:57,574 --> 00:55:00,509 Your boy came through. I got it. 865 00:55:02,807 --> 00:55:05,298 Bring it to me. Watch my drink, babe. 866 00:55:20,673 --> 00:55:24,633 Keep looking. Keep digging in there. It's in there. It's in there, baby. 867 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,505 Look around in there. 868 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:31,270 Mr. Dub, could you dig deeper in there? 869 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,737 Damn. 870 00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:36,637 Is that a dirty diaper? 871 00:55:37,907 --> 00:55:41,274 - Did I iust touch a dirty diaper? - Wait a minute. 872 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,704 Whoa, that baby had lasagna last night. 873 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,308 I know it's in here. The diamond's in here. 874 00:55:46,474 --> 00:55:50,240 - He said the diamond's in there. - Your 24 hours are up, Percy. 875 00:55:54,874 --> 00:55:56,899 And you haven't delivered my diamond. 876 00:55:57,074 --> 00:55:59,235 Do you know how that makes me feel? 877 00:56:00,507 --> 00:56:03,840 Please, Mr. Dub, give me a little more time. I promise I'll get the rock. 878 00:56:04,007 --> 00:56:06,567 It makes me feel like wanting to hurt you very badly. 879 00:56:07,107 --> 00:56:08,904 But I won't. 880 00:56:09,507 --> 00:56:12,635 Because that diamond means more to me than your life. 881 00:56:12,974 --> 00:56:15,238 Now, you get out of here and find me that diamond. 882 00:56:18,273 --> 00:56:21,869 - Get out of here. - I promise you, okay? I got you. 883 00:56:23,207 --> 00:56:25,641 Follow him. Find his partner. 884 00:56:25,807 --> 00:56:29,334 Get me my diamond, then stick them both in the ground. 885 00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:32,067 Aren't you taking this a bit far? 886 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:34,765 I didn't even know they made a LoJack for kids. 887 00:56:34,940 --> 00:56:38,569 No, I'm telling you, I'm not taking any chances. This guy's tricky. 888 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,105 Maybe I should skip the game. 889 00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:44,335 Are you crazy? They're playing Detroit, D. 890 00:56:44,907 --> 00:56:48,775 Why don't we pack up the little ugly son of a bitch and take him with us? 891 00:56:51,773 --> 00:56:53,639 You really think that's the best idea? 892 00:56:53,807 --> 00:56:56,139 Yeah, Richard, I do think it's the best idea. 893 00:56:56,307 --> 00:56:58,639 It's never too early to become a Chicago fan. 894 00:57:00,574 --> 00:57:03,839 - You know what, I'm in. - Yeah. Come on, let's go. 895 00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:07,568 Okay, but when the ladies ask, I was the one that said no. 896 00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:08,968 I- No. 897 00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:17,808 Are you ready to see how exciting a hockey game is? 898 00:57:17,974 --> 00:57:19,271 It's like boxing on ice. 899 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,931 Five rows up behind the penalty box. Who the man? 900 00:57:22,107 --> 00:57:23,597 - Yeah, boy. Yeah. - That's right. 901 00:57:28,307 --> 00:57:31,071 Let's go. Come on. Come on. 902 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,675 - Go, go, go. - Come on, what are you watching? 903 00:57:37,374 --> 00:57:39,137 Did you see that play? Hey. 904 00:57:39,307 --> 00:57:41,400 What you got in your mouth there, little fella? 905 00:57:42,107 --> 00:57:45,474 What you got in your mouth? Open up. Open. Let me see. 906 00:57:46,207 --> 00:57:48,141 Oh, okay, it was nothing. 907 00:57:48,307 --> 00:57:50,241 Come on. 908 00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:53,529 T Man! 909 00:57:53,707 --> 00:57:55,675 - Come on. - Here we go. 910 00:57:56,273 --> 00:57:57,536 Yeah. 911 00:58:00,173 --> 00:58:01,732 Yeah. 912 00:58:05,874 --> 00:58:08,468 - All right, who needs drinks? - I'm good. 913 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:14,340 Oh, wait. Yeah, I guess I need another one, please. 914 00:58:16,074 --> 00:58:17,302 - Thanks. - Thanks. 915 00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:20,031 How about you guys? Anything to drink? 916 00:58:20,207 --> 00:58:23,005 - Yeah, I'll grab a beer, sure. - Me too, me too. Get me one. 917 00:58:23,673 --> 00:58:26,165 - There you go. - Thank you. 918 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:29,867 - Okay. Here you go. - Nice ass. 919 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,005 Pig. 920 00:58:35,173 --> 00:58:36,903 Tramp. 921 00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:51,176 What the hell was that for? 922 00:58:51,707 --> 00:58:53,572 - What did I do? - You know her? 923 00:58:53,740 --> 00:58:55,173 No, I don't know her. 924 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,737 I don't know-I don't. 925 00:58:57,907 --> 00:58:59,602 - Hey, man. Get your own. - Hey. 926 00:58:59,907 --> 00:59:01,499 - What? - Beer. It's empty. 927 00:59:01,673 --> 00:59:04,074 - So get another one. - I'm gonna- 928 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,333 - Get off. Wait. - What's your problem, man? 929 00:59:07,407 --> 00:59:09,739 - Come on, man. Come on, Miller. - Miller. 930 00:59:12,773 --> 00:59:14,742 You suck. 931 00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:20,137 - You suck, man. You suck. - Shut it, you losers! 932 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:23,276 Want some of me? Come down here. Come play with the big boys. 933 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,671 - You're a bully. You're a bully, man. - Yeah, I thought so, you princess. 934 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,638 - Come on, you. - Pick on somebody your own size. 935 00:59:29,807 --> 00:59:31,798 Come on down here, then. 936 00:59:35,407 --> 00:59:37,102 Who did that? 937 00:59:39,773 --> 00:59:42,436 You. You're dead! 938 00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,807 He's gonna kill me. 939 00:59:48,007 --> 00:59:50,771 - Get out of my way. - It wasn't me. It was the baby. 940 00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:52,407 - You're mine. - Get him. 941 00:59:52,574 --> 00:59:54,007 Hockey fight! 942 01:00:00,307 --> 01:00:03,333 He's got my ear. Get this baby off of me. 943 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,742 - Hey. Hey, hey. - Is that all you got? 944 01:00:15,874 --> 01:00:17,341 I don't know, baby. 945 01:00:17,507 --> 01:00:20,374 Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm not ready to be a dad yet. 946 01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:23,202 It really wasn't your fault. 947 01:00:23,507 --> 01:00:25,566 It's so funny, man. It just happened so fast. 948 01:00:25,740 --> 01:00:27,605 I took my eyes off him for one second and: 949 01:00:27,773 --> 01:00:29,833 He would've never had another birthday again. 950 01:00:32,173 --> 01:00:35,109 Hey. Why don't we do that? 951 01:00:35,273 --> 01:00:37,003 Why don't we throw him a birthday party? 952 01:00:37,173 --> 01:00:39,642 Well, we don't know when his birthday is. 953 01:00:39,807 --> 01:00:41,434 So what? We'll celebrate it tomorrow. 954 01:00:41,607 --> 01:00:45,134 We'll throw him a big birthday bash. The biggest birthday party he ever had. 955 01:00:45,307 --> 01:00:47,275 That is a really good idea. 956 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:51,576 And I got a little surprise for him. 957 01:00:51,740 --> 01:00:53,799 Does everyone know what time it is? 958 01:00:53,974 --> 01:00:58,809 It's time to dance and sing, and have lots and lots of fun. 959 01:00:58,974 --> 01:01:01,636 Hey there, boys and girls, it's Dinosaur Rex... 960 01:01:01,807 --> 01:01:03,832 your favorite prehistoric pal. 961 01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:06,100 Now, where's the birthday boy? 962 01:01:06,273 --> 01:01:07,798 - There. - Yo, no, no. 963 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,167 - Happy birthday. - Hey, yo. 964 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,637 Happy birthday, little buddy 965 01:01:11,807 --> 01:01:13,001 I got a nasty hangover... 966 01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:14,937 and a rock stuck in my gut... 967 01:01:15,107 --> 01:01:17,507 that got my colon backed up like rush-hour traffic. 968 01:01:17,673 --> 01:01:20,268 Now, either you're gonna stop with your fruity kid songs... 969 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,806 or I'm gonna kick you right in your furry balls. 970 01:01:23,340 --> 01:01:25,274 - All right? - Well... 971 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,635 maybe we should talk about manners. 972 01:01:27,807 --> 01:01:29,741 Now, manners are very important. 973 01:01:29,907 --> 01:01:33,843 When I was a tiny lizard, my mom told me that if I had good manners... 974 01:01:34,007 --> 01:01:38,671 one day I could grow up to be president of the whole United States. 975 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,206 But instead, you entertain snotty-nosed kids... 976 01:01:41,374 --> 01:01:43,035 in a crusty, blue dinosaur suit... 977 01:01:43,207 --> 01:01:46,540 that smell like sweaty armpits and baby urine. 978 01:01:47,807 --> 01:01:49,274 Far cry from president, buddy. 979 01:01:53,273 --> 01:01:55,435 I iust got out of rehab. 980 01:01:55,607 --> 01:01:57,768 Because of the new "deadbeat dad" law... 981 01:01:57,940 --> 01:02:01,899 my wife's garnishing 85 percent of my dinosaur wages. 982 01:02:02,074 --> 01:02:05,976 So if I weren't afraid to lose this iob, I'd kick your ass. 983 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,405 Oh, you so pathetic you need $4.50 an hour that bad? 984 01:02:09,574 --> 01:02:11,405 Come on, get your ass kicked. 985 01:02:15,407 --> 01:02:17,500 - Bring it on. - Come on. Come on, then. 986 01:02:18,574 --> 01:02:21,668 - Hey. - Oh, you mine now. You mine. 987 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:25,773 Get him, get him, get him. 988 01:02:29,107 --> 01:02:30,768 You little bastard. 989 01:02:33,340 --> 01:02:35,672 That was a cheap shot. 990 01:02:37,673 --> 01:02:41,007 - You stink. - I hate your show. 991 01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:43,836 It has been confirmed, the driver of the stolen vehicle... 992 01:02:44,007 --> 01:02:47,534 matches the description of the suspect in Friday's diamond heist. 993 01:02:47,707 --> 01:02:50,073 - Police are looking to question... - I knew it. 994 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,730 Calvin "Baby Face" Sims. 995 01:02:51,907 --> 01:02:55,308 Sims, who was recently released from state prison, has thus far eluded- 996 01:02:55,474 --> 01:02:57,669 Hey, guys, what do you say we liven this party up? 997 01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,671 We have a little father-son football game. 998 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,832 Football? Greg, I don't know. I don't think that's a good idea. 999 01:03:03,007 --> 01:03:05,737 Nicholas is a little young and small for football. 1000 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:08,432 How about Simon Says instead? 1001 01:03:08,673 --> 01:03:11,438 You know, Richard, your son practically squats to pee. 1002 01:03:12,007 --> 01:03:14,771 Come on, man. Look, we gotta scar these kids for life. 1003 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:16,771 All right? We gotta toughen them up a bit. 1004 01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:18,339 You don't- 1005 01:03:18,974 --> 01:03:19,963 - Come on. - Come on. 1006 01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:22,404 Darryl, you in, or does Calvin have ballet class? 1007 01:03:22,574 --> 01:03:23,666 I'm down. 1008 01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:25,801 - All right. - All right, let's do it. 1009 01:03:28,773 --> 01:03:31,743 Football? That's not in the books. I've read all the books. 1010 01:03:31,907 --> 01:03:34,432 Yeah, you're wetting yourself here. Go play football. 1011 01:03:34,607 --> 01:03:36,234 - You sure? - Rich, let's go. 1012 01:03:36,407 --> 01:03:40,070 - It's 7-O already. - All right. I'm playing football. 1013 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,299 Take off the sli-Oh, my God. 1014 01:03:42,474 --> 01:03:44,704 Whoa, here we go. 1015 01:03:44,874 --> 01:03:47,968 P- U-T-I-T-I-N Put it in. 1016 01:03:48,173 --> 01:03:51,337 P- U-T-I-T-I-N Put it in. 1017 01:03:52,707 --> 01:03:56,302 You and me, this is father-son stuff. Right here, huh? Here we go. 1018 01:03:56,474 --> 01:03:59,932 - Ready, set... - I love you, baby. 1019 01:04:00,107 --> 01:04:01,768 Hike. 1020 01:04:01,940 --> 01:04:03,999 One Victoria's Secret. Two- 1021 01:04:05,173 --> 01:04:06,732 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 1022 01:04:06,907 --> 01:04:09,273 You want the hospital or the graveyard, punk? 1023 01:04:09,773 --> 01:04:10,934 Yeah. 1024 01:04:11,107 --> 01:04:12,904 - Here we go. - Are you okay? 1025 01:04:13,074 --> 01:04:15,907 - I thought this was a touch game. - You have his license number? 1026 01:04:16,074 --> 01:04:18,474 - What is he doing? - Sorry, D, did I hurt your vagina? 1027 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:22,542 Our team is what? Dynamite Our team is what? Dynamite. 1028 01:04:22,707 --> 01:04:24,504 - What's going on? - Our team is. 1029 01:04:25,707 --> 01:04:26,731 Dynamite. 1030 01:04:26,907 --> 01:04:28,067 Break. 1031 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,237 Run, Dad. 1032 01:04:35,407 --> 01:04:37,068 Nicholas, are you okay? 1033 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,105 Game on. 1034 01:04:39,307 --> 01:04:42,606 - Just stay down, son. - Thattaboy. You did it. 1035 01:04:43,207 --> 01:04:45,971 Now, that's why we put creatine in our corn flakes. 1036 01:04:46,607 --> 01:04:48,905 - You okay? - Punch him, kick him. 1037 01:04:49,074 --> 01:04:51,508 Stick him in the eye. 1038 01:04:53,007 --> 01:04:54,998 Here we go, here we go. 1039 01:04:55,173 --> 01:04:57,301 All right, here we go. Come on, boys. 1040 01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:06,268 - Yeah. - Your husband is a brute. 1041 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,067 - That's right. - Yo, Greg, man. 1042 01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:09,901 You should be ashamed of yourself! 1043 01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:12,474 Hey, what are you doing, Greg? Man, he's a kid. 1044 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,438 Hey, Darryl, Darryl. Shut your pie-hole, man! 1045 01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:18,337 - It's football. It's football. - I know. 1046 01:05:18,507 --> 01:05:20,907 - Stop acting like a bitch. - Why you starting, man? 1047 01:05:21,074 --> 01:05:24,305 Come on, let's go. Man, come on. You guys suck. 1048 01:05:24,707 --> 01:05:26,834 It's time to kick some butt. Come on. 1049 01:05:27,574 --> 01:05:31,943 Ready, set, hike. 1050 01:05:34,374 --> 01:05:37,104 - I got him. - Nicholas, block left. Come on. 1051 01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:42,340 - Tommy. - How do you like them apples? 1052 01:05:42,507 --> 01:05:45,305 - Get him. - Yeah, come on. 1053 01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,637 - Yeah. - Yes. Yes. 1054 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:57,108 Tommy, what's going on? You call that a tackle? 1055 01:05:57,574 --> 01:05:59,269 Told you, you gotta stay in the zone. 1056 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,000 You gotta eat some lightning and crap thunder, son. 1057 01:06:02,173 --> 01:06:04,938 You wanna get up? Come on. Come on. Come on. 1058 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:10,404 - Come on. Come on, man. - Shut up, Darryl. It's my son. 1059 01:06:11,273 --> 01:06:15,904 All right, it's do-or-die time. Last point wins. 1060 01:06:16,773 --> 01:06:19,242 Nicholas, you ready? 1061 01:06:21,340 --> 01:06:25,276 Purple Haze. Purple Haze 15. 1062 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:29,805 Ready, set, hike. 1063 01:06:31,007 --> 01:06:32,235 Follow me. 1064 01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:36,433 - Go, Nicholas. Go, Nicholas. - Come on, come on. 1065 01:06:37,407 --> 01:06:38,965 - Bring it on. - Go. Go. 1066 01:06:41,507 --> 01:06:43,839 - Go. Oh, my goodness. - Come on, get up. 1067 01:06:45,007 --> 01:06:46,998 Go, Nicholas. Go, Nicholas. Go, Nicholas. 1068 01:06:47,173 --> 01:06:49,734 - Come on. - Tommy, hurry. 1069 01:06:49,907 --> 01:06:53,274 This team is dynamite We're dynamite. 1070 01:06:54,507 --> 01:06:58,375 - That's my son. - That is my boy. That is my boy. 1071 01:06:58,540 --> 01:07:01,475 You did it, son. You crapped thunder. 1072 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,268 Nine months inside. Yes. 1073 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,273 Dad, Dad. 1074 01:07:06,973 --> 01:07:10,171 - Yeah, son? - You suck. 1075 01:07:10,773 --> 01:07:12,571 Son, Dad hurt his pee-pee. 1076 01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:14,435 - Get up, you pussy. - I can't. 1077 01:07:18,607 --> 01:07:21,599 All right, everybody, here she comes. Everybody, on three. 1078 01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:24,340 One, two, three. 1079 01:07:29,207 --> 01:07:30,902 They trying to punk me. 1080 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:36,066 All these people trying to make a fool out of me. 1081 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,798 Trying to make me cry. 1082 01:07:38,074 --> 01:07:43,068 I didn't cry when I went to prison, and I ain't gonna cry now. 1083 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:48,007 I don't care if I never had a mother who threw me a party. 1084 01:07:48,674 --> 01:07:53,702 Today is my birthday and I'm gonna smile, damn it. 1085 01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:59,202 I wish I had a family. 1086 01:07:59,374 --> 01:08:03,333 Well done, baby. What is this, Dad? 1087 01:08:03,507 --> 01:08:06,476 I got a gift for the kid. I know I've been a little tough on him. 1088 01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:09,632 But it ain't easy when I've been the center of all the attention... 1089 01:08:09,807 --> 01:08:12,298 and all of a sudden, a kid walk in the house. A baby. 1090 01:08:12,473 --> 01:08:15,932 I want you to know now, from now on, I'm here to help. 1091 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:20,201 Now, Calvin, make a wish. 1092 01:08:20,374 --> 01:08:25,505 And I hope all of your wishes come true. 1093 01:08:37,340 --> 01:08:38,898 Oh, great, you're here. 1094 01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:41,506 The bouncy's in the back. Just go around the side. 1095 01:08:41,674 --> 01:08:43,141 No, I'm here to get my son. 1096 01:08:44,740 --> 01:08:46,435 Little dude. Little man. 1097 01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:48,367 - Son? - That's right. 1098 01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:51,600 I didn't think I could do it, but I got myself together, baby. 1099 01:08:51,773 --> 01:08:54,937 So if you iust give me the boy, we're gonna slide out of here. 1100 01:08:55,107 --> 01:08:58,770 So you're the guy who left his baby on my doorstep... 1101 01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:01,773 - ...in a dog basket? - That's right, but that was a mistake. 1102 01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:03,771 The guy who gave his own kid a tattoo? 1103 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:06,465 Wait. I can explain that. His mother was in the service. 1104 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,371 The person responsible for allowing his baby boy to take a knife in the gut? 1105 01:09:10,540 --> 01:09:12,167 Wait. The boy needed discipline. 1106 01:09:12,340 --> 01:09:13,932 - You should be castrated. - What? 1107 01:09:14,107 --> 01:09:15,972 Ain't nothing wrong with my bowel movement. 1108 01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:18,768 I go two, three times a day. Let me tell you something. 1109 01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:20,931 I ain't got to explain nothing. I'm a grown- 1110 01:09:21,107 --> 01:09:24,406 You iust caught yourself the official Brooklyn beat-down, homes. 1111 01:09:24,574 --> 01:09:26,735 You iust entered the dragon, homeboy. 1112 01:09:26,907 --> 01:09:29,205 Word up. I'm gonna tap you right on your Flintstone. 1113 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,104 Here it come, homeboy. Here it come, homeboy. Here it- 1114 01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:38,435 Who is Mike Jones? 1115 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,299 Get the hell out of here. And don't come back. 1116 01:09:45,273 --> 01:09:47,208 I want my mother. 1117 01:09:48,174 --> 01:09:51,803 Looks like Percy's partner decided to keep the rock for himself. 1118 01:09:51,973 --> 01:09:54,841 - Better go tell Mr. Walken. - Yeah. 1119 01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:58,975 There you go. Good. 1120 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,107 - Come on. - Honestly, Janet... 1121 01:10:01,273 --> 01:10:02,673 I don't know how you do it. 1122 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,001 - What's that, sweetie? - All of this. 1123 01:10:05,174 --> 01:10:07,404 The parenting, the responsibility. 1124 01:10:07,574 --> 01:10:09,872 It's really no different than any other career. 1125 01:10:10,574 --> 01:10:13,839 I mean, you have scheduling, you have planning. Budgeting, of course. 1126 01:10:14,007 --> 01:10:16,635 I guess the big difference is that my boss... 1127 01:10:16,807 --> 01:10:18,968 I want to slather in kisses all day long. 1128 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:22,332 And I can, without being sued for sexual harassment. 1129 01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:26,335 And you don't miss the iob at all? 1130 01:10:26,507 --> 01:10:29,340 You know, sometimes I think I miss it... 1131 01:10:29,507 --> 01:10:31,975 but then I remember all they really liked about me... 1132 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,971 was the money that I made for them. 1133 01:10:34,473 --> 01:10:39,377 You know? I mean, this... This is real. These guys dig me. 1134 01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:43,636 I am a diva, a giant, a goddess. 1135 01:10:43,807 --> 01:10:46,275 I'm perfect. Aren't I perfect? 1136 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:50,965 Mommy, I don't feel good. 1137 01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:53,438 What's the matter, honey? You got a tummy ache? 1138 01:10:53,607 --> 01:10:57,168 Yeah? Think maybe it's from eating 16 pieces of cake... 1139 01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:58,864 and beef ierky... 1140 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,304 and a balloon? Yeah. 1141 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:06,942 - Is he gonna be okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1142 01:11:07,107 --> 01:11:08,597 Just a little teaspoon of this- 1143 01:11:08,773 --> 01:11:10,002 It is magic. 1144 01:11:10,174 --> 01:11:13,974 And he will poop very shortly. 1145 01:11:14,607 --> 01:11:16,268 It'll slide right out. 1146 01:11:18,273 --> 01:11:19,332 Good boy. 1147 01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:21,674 Well, maybe you should take him home. 1148 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,467 Yes, maybe we shall. 1149 01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,609 - You wanna go home? - And you too. Yeah. 1150 01:11:27,940 --> 01:11:30,135 Oh, goodness, what do you feed this kid? 1151 01:11:30,307 --> 01:11:31,740 What do I feed you? 1152 01:11:31,907 --> 01:11:33,841 - All right. I'll see you soon? - Okay. 1153 01:11:34,007 --> 01:11:35,804 - Thank you. - See you later. Come on, hon. 1154 01:11:35,973 --> 01:11:39,205 Such a good boy, helping your mom. 1155 01:12:01,374 --> 01:12:03,934 Oh, sweetie. Wha-? 1156 01:12:04,273 --> 01:12:08,005 Oh, honey, what's wrong? Sweetie? 1157 01:12:08,174 --> 01:12:11,268 - Hey, little man, what's the matter? - I don't think he's feeling well. 1158 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,237 Are you okay? 1159 01:12:16,574 --> 01:12:19,202 What's the matter, you gotta make a poo-poos? 1160 01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:23,976 You gotta make a poo-poo. He gotta make a little poo-poo, yeah. 1161 01:12:26,874 --> 01:12:28,273 God. 1162 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,001 What's going on, man, huh? 1163 01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:47,966 Ain't that cute. He made a little surprise... 1164 01:12:48,140 --> 01:12:49,539 for Mommy. 1165 01:12:49,707 --> 01:12:50,969 - Mom-? For me? - Go ahead. 1166 01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:54,337 - Mommy take care. - Darryl, why me? I did it last time. 1167 01:12:54,507 --> 01:12:56,407 Wash your hands before you make dinner. 1168 01:12:56,574 --> 01:12:58,371 Come on, Calvin. 1169 01:12:59,174 --> 01:13:00,300 Come on. 1170 01:13:08,074 --> 01:13:10,008 Man, what a day. 1171 01:13:12,140 --> 01:13:14,700 - I can't believe you did this. - Did what? 1172 01:13:14,874 --> 01:13:18,275 - This. Darryl, it's so beautiful. - I did-I- 1173 01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,772 It's so romantic, the way you put it in his diaper. 1174 01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:24,068 Then you made me change him even though I didn't want to. Oh, so- 1175 01:13:24,807 --> 01:13:27,002 - No, but, honey- - We should go out and celebrate. 1176 01:13:27,174 --> 01:13:28,801 - Somewhere nice? I'll change. - Wait. 1177 01:13:28,973 --> 01:13:31,499 Thank you, baby. I love it, I love it, I love it. 1178 01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:34,939 - I love it, I love it, I love it. - I gotta talk to you. 1179 01:13:35,107 --> 01:13:36,938 - Baby, come here. - Damn. 1180 01:13:40,273 --> 01:13:42,003 Are you sure you guys are gonna be okay? 1181 01:13:42,174 --> 01:13:46,133 - We'll be fine, won't we, little boy? - I love Papa. 1182 01:13:46,307 --> 01:13:47,934 - All right. Bye. - Okay. 1183 01:13:48,107 --> 01:13:50,337 Y'all have a good time, now. I know we will. 1184 01:13:52,607 --> 01:13:54,302 Bye-bye. 1185 01:13:54,807 --> 01:13:58,971 We going to have a good time. He's a nice little boy too. Yes, indeedy. 1186 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:02,075 He's a cute little boy too. Look at the little baby. 1187 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:05,971 Yeah, he's a good little boy. One, two, three. 1188 01:14:08,174 --> 01:14:10,506 Now, you come clean, you little punk. Who are you? 1189 01:14:10,674 --> 01:14:13,404 Where you from? What you all about? What is all this? 1190 01:14:16,973 --> 01:14:19,966 Look here, old man. You been a real pain in my butt. 1191 01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:22,506 And you're right, I did rob that jewelry store. 1192 01:14:22,674 --> 01:14:25,643 And now there's some real bad people after me. 1193 01:14:25,807 --> 01:14:27,968 And the people you love are gonna get hurt... 1194 01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:29,607 if I don't get that diamond. 1195 01:14:29,773 --> 01:14:34,336 And I don't want that to happen, so you better just stay out of my way. 1196 01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:43,002 Hey, yo, Percy, it's me. Be here in a hour. 1197 01:14:43,174 --> 01:14:45,802 - I'll have the diamond then. - How can you do this to us? 1198 01:14:46,407 --> 01:14:48,568 We took you in, thought you were a child in need. 1199 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:52,301 - You turn out to be a lowlife thief. - Look, I didn't mean for it to go this far. 1200 01:14:52,473 --> 01:14:54,567 I was iust trying to get my diamond and be out. 1201 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:58,801 - You ain't getting away with it. - Then it's time to dance. Come on. 1202 01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:01,803 - Baby, I- - Sweetheart... 1203 01:15:01,973 --> 01:15:03,999 this means so much to me. 1204 01:15:04,174 --> 01:15:06,267 I know it's not real. Look at the size of this. 1205 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,431 There's no way you could afford that, but... 1206 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:13,134 Well, it's what the ring symbolizes that makes it so special to me. 1207 01:15:13,307 --> 01:15:15,969 - Yeah, about that, baby. I didn't- - Please. Let me finish. 1208 01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:20,304 Please. I know that you are not the one who isn't ready. It's me. 1209 01:15:20,473 --> 01:15:23,068 I have always needed for everything to fit my schedule. 1210 01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:26,607 And you have shown me that sometimes life doesn't work that way. 1211 01:15:26,773 --> 01:15:30,642 It's unpredictable, and sometimes you have to go with the flow and... 1212 01:15:30,807 --> 01:15:32,798 I'll never be ready until it just happens. 1213 01:15:32,973 --> 01:15:36,273 - Vanessa, I iust wanna tell you- - I think that we should just do it. 1214 01:15:37,307 --> 01:15:38,934 Do what? 1215 01:15:39,174 --> 01:15:40,471 Let's adopt him. 1216 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,131 Tomorrow let's take the baby to Child Services... 1217 01:15:43,307 --> 01:15:44,604 and start the paperwork. 1218 01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:46,332 You mean we can keep him? 1219 01:15:46,507 --> 01:15:48,407 - Yeah. - Yes. 1220 01:15:49,674 --> 01:15:51,608 So, what did you wanna tell me? 1221 01:15:53,907 --> 01:15:54,896 Nothing. 1222 01:15:55,074 --> 01:15:56,905 Nothing at all. Let's-Let's toast. 1223 01:15:57,407 --> 01:15:59,034 Okay. 1224 01:16:02,574 --> 01:16:04,303 You don't mess with a man from Detroit. 1225 01:16:04,473 --> 01:16:05,634 I'm from Detroit. 1226 01:16:05,807 --> 01:16:08,002 The hell you doing? 1227 01:16:08,174 --> 01:16:10,074 - What's going on? - Daddy, get off of him. 1228 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,265 - Get off of the baby. - Stop it. 1229 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,930 Ain't no baby. That's a criminal. 1230 01:16:14,107 --> 01:16:17,270 I have had it with you. I'm calling Whispering Glen. 1231 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,702 Vanessa, I ain't crazy. 1232 01:16:18,874 --> 01:16:21,604 You see, I know what is and I know what ain't is. 1233 01:16:21,773 --> 01:16:23,935 And he ain't is what he say he is. 1234 01:16:24,107 --> 01:16:26,302 You see, "is" is and "ain'ts" ain't. 1235 01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:28,435 Check the teddy bear. The teddy bear. 1236 01:16:28,607 --> 01:16:30,074 Teddy bear knows. 1237 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,936 - Come on, then. Please. - We'll take good care of your father. 1238 01:16:33,107 --> 01:16:35,166 Whispering Glen is a safe facility. 1239 01:16:35,340 --> 01:16:37,399 Give him a couple of days to adjust... 1240 01:16:37,574 --> 01:16:39,906 - Let me go. - ... and then come visit. 1241 01:16:47,973 --> 01:16:52,001 Vanessa, believe me. "Is" is, "ain'ts" ain't. 1242 01:16:52,174 --> 01:16:54,142 Use the Taser if you have to. 1243 01:16:54,307 --> 01:16:55,774 Check the teddy bear. 1244 01:16:55,940 --> 01:16:57,430 The teddy bear. 1245 01:16:59,607 --> 01:17:01,472 I'm gonna go put him to bed. 1246 01:17:02,074 --> 01:17:03,598 Yeah. 1247 01:17:12,074 --> 01:17:13,063 Man. 1248 01:17:14,074 --> 01:17:17,441 How does one child turn a household upside down in a weekend? 1249 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,900 Look at this place. It's a mess. 1250 01:17:35,973 --> 01:17:37,839 Check the teddy bear. The teddy bear. 1251 01:17:38,007 --> 01:17:39,531 Teddy bear knows. 1252 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,465 Grandpa bad. 1253 01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:46,268 No. No, baby. No, no, no. 1254 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:48,931 Papa's not bad. He didn't mean to hurt you. He just- 1255 01:17:49,674 --> 01:17:52,768 He's a little... Yeah. 1256 01:18:19,773 --> 01:18:22,470 Wow, look here, old man. You've been a real pain in the butt. 1257 01:18:23,174 --> 01:18:25,404 And you're right, I did rob that jewelry store. 1258 01:18:25,574 --> 01:18:28,168 And now there's a lot of bad people a_er me. 1259 01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:29,932 People you love are gonna get hurt... 1260 01:18:30,107 --> 01:18:31,665 if I don't get the diamond back. 1261 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,102 Vanessa. 1262 01:18:33,273 --> 01:18:34,434 Vanessa. 1263 01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:37,700 - Where's Calvin? - I put him in the cr- 1264 01:18:37,874 --> 01:18:40,104 - Where's the diamond? - It was- 1265 01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:43,135 - Gone. - Damn. Pops was right. 1266 01:18:43,307 --> 01:18:46,174 - I'm calling the police. - I'm gonna get my dad. 1267 01:18:47,874 --> 01:18:49,000 Dad! 1268 01:18:49,174 --> 01:18:51,540 Yes, I have some information on a stolen diamond. 1269 01:18:52,340 --> 01:18:53,864 That's what I'm talking about. 1270 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,871 We did it. We rich, baby. 1271 01:18:57,773 --> 01:19:00,971 - Yes. Just in the nick of time. - We blinging. 1272 01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:03,108 Walken and his goons is going to that house. 1273 01:19:03,507 --> 01:19:04,735 - What? - Don't worry. 1274 01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:06,875 He thinks Darryl's my partner. 1275 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,941 You idiot. Walken will kill him if he don't have his diamond. 1276 01:19:10,107 --> 01:19:13,338 Exactly. Which means he won't be coming after you. 1277 01:19:13,507 --> 01:19:16,943 It's perfect. We get away scot-free. 1278 01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:20,698 This is the time you hit me, right? 1279 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,564 Let me pull over. 1280 01:19:28,574 --> 01:19:31,873 Don't start beating me like I'm a R & B singer, man. 1281 01:19:33,507 --> 01:19:36,601 Police is here. Hey. 1282 01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:39,765 Hey. Can I help you? 1283 01:19:39,940 --> 01:19:41,908 Is this the guy that double-crossed Percy? 1284 01:19:42,074 --> 01:19:43,302 Yeah, that's the guy, boss. 1285 01:19:43,473 --> 01:19:46,671 I don't know anybody named Percy. You must got the wrong guy. 1286 01:19:46,973 --> 01:19:49,442 - Cut the crap. I want my diamond. - I don't have it. 1287 01:19:49,607 --> 01:19:52,235 Too bad. I guess we're gonna have to beat it out of you. 1288 01:19:52,407 --> 01:19:55,137 I iust called the police. And they're on their way over here. 1289 01:19:55,507 --> 01:19:57,771 Really? That doesn't leave us much time then. 1290 01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:01,602 - Take him. - Wait, wait, wait. Wait, guys. 1291 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,400 Dada? 1292 01:20:07,174 --> 01:20:08,801 Dada. 1293 01:20:09,707 --> 01:20:10,765 Who's this little guy? 1294 01:20:12,074 --> 01:20:13,632 That's my son. 1295 01:20:16,273 --> 01:20:17,298 Take him upstairs. 1296 01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:21,674 - I wanna talk to you. - Cute kid. 1297 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,468 It's-Just-I don't have-Listen. That's my nipple. 1298 01:20:29,473 --> 01:20:30,600 Time to take a nap. 1299 01:20:30,773 --> 01:20:32,366 Night-night? 1300 01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:35,475 And don't worry about any loud noises you may hear downstairs. 1301 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:37,904 It's iust us beating up your daddy. 1302 01:20:40,074 --> 01:20:41,666 Here you are. 1303 01:20:44,807 --> 01:20:46,968 Nighty-night. 1304 01:21:23,140 --> 01:21:24,471 Click. 1305 01:21:29,773 --> 01:21:32,334 Now tell me, where's my diamond? 1306 01:21:32,507 --> 01:21:33,804 I told you, I don't have it. 1307 01:21:33,973 --> 01:21:35,908 You don't tell me where my diamond is... 1308 01:21:36,074 --> 01:21:39,703 that cute little baby of yours is gonna get hurt. 1309 01:21:46,107 --> 01:21:48,667 Moron, get the kid. Get the kid. 1310 01:21:50,374 --> 01:21:51,602 I want him. 1311 01:21:57,407 --> 01:21:58,874 There you are, little buddy. 1312 01:22:00,140 --> 01:22:01,539 Come on. 1313 01:22:01,707 --> 01:22:03,038 Come to Uncle Rosco. 1314 01:22:11,973 --> 01:22:13,601 Okay. Play nicey-nicey. 1315 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,305 Okay, get your ass up. 1316 01:22:45,473 --> 01:22:48,443 Yeah, get up. I got you now. 1317 01:22:48,607 --> 01:22:50,131 Yeah. Yeah. 1318 01:22:50,973 --> 01:22:52,236 Ain't so tough now, are you? 1319 01:22:56,740 --> 01:22:58,401 Back up. Or I'll shoot you. 1320 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,672 Shoot me, tough guy. Come on. 1321 01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:04,500 Oh, boy. 1322 01:23:04,674 --> 01:23:06,073 I'm surrounded by morons. 1323 01:23:06,574 --> 01:23:08,439 Here. You dropped your gun, sir. 1324 01:23:08,607 --> 01:23:11,075 Here you go. It's all yours. 1325 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:13,105 - What are you gonna do? - Wait, wait, I- 1326 01:23:13,273 --> 01:23:16,038 Come on, get out of here. Come on. 1327 01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:21,498 All right, dude. 1328 01:23:21,674 --> 01:23:26,134 You busted my Sergio da Vincis, $62.50 designer frames. 1329 01:23:26,307 --> 01:23:29,299 Not cool. Not cool. 1330 01:23:29,807 --> 01:23:31,001 Okay, buddy. 1331 01:23:31,174 --> 01:23:33,574 We can either do this the easy way or the hard way. 1332 01:23:35,407 --> 01:23:38,843 I think I like it the hard way. 1333 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:49,730 Did we get him? 1334 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,668 He's yours, man. 1335 01:23:59,940 --> 01:24:00,929 Dude... 1336 01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:04,005 you iust woke the dragon up. 1337 01:24:04,174 --> 01:24:05,835 Prepare for pain. 1338 01:24:06,007 --> 01:24:08,805 It's time for the dragon to go back to sleep. 1339 01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:22,604 What are you doing? 1340 01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:27,841 - Stop. - You going down, Sasquatch. 1341 01:24:28,007 --> 01:24:29,804 Better not. 1342 01:24:49,340 --> 01:24:50,864 What the hell is going on here? 1343 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:52,564 That ain't no baby. 1344 01:24:52,740 --> 01:24:53,934 - Who else is here? - Nobody. 1345 01:24:54,107 --> 01:24:56,473 - Who's here? - Nobody, I swear. 1346 01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,232 Come on. 1347 01:24:58,407 --> 01:25:00,739 Inside. Inside. 1348 01:25:01,973 --> 01:25:03,202 There's the little monster. 1349 01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:05,775 Listen, what does he got there? 1350 01:25:06,140 --> 01:25:08,631 - It's an airplane. - Tell him to get rid of the plane. 1351 01:25:09,973 --> 01:25:11,032 Get rid of it. 1352 01:25:12,307 --> 01:25:14,571 Calvin, throw the plane. 1353 01:25:24,674 --> 01:25:25,663 What are you doing? 1354 01:25:31,973 --> 01:25:33,601 Don't move. 1355 01:25:34,874 --> 01:25:36,535 Save it, tough guy. 1356 01:25:36,707 --> 01:25:38,834 You're not gonna shoot me. 1357 01:25:39,407 --> 01:25:40,635 But I will. 1358 01:25:42,473 --> 01:25:43,600 Freeze! Police! 1359 01:25:43,773 --> 01:25:45,207 Freeze! Police! 1360 01:25:45,374 --> 01:25:47,365 I got this. You check the house. 1361 01:25:48,507 --> 01:25:51,442 Black cops, come with me. White lady, you stay here. 1362 01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:53,665 I'm telling you, guys, that ain't no baby. 1363 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:56,070 He's the mastermind behind the whole thing. 1364 01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:57,764 Get him out of here. 1365 01:25:57,940 --> 01:26:00,500 He's a stone-cold killer, that kid. 1366 01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:03,397 Would you get this thing off me? 1367 01:26:03,574 --> 01:26:06,975 Relax. Where you're going, you might want to keep that on. 1368 01:26:07,540 --> 01:26:09,303 I don't wanna go to iail. 1369 01:26:09,473 --> 01:26:11,567 It's too dark. There's no TV. 1370 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:18,235 Hey, where you going, little guy? 1371 01:26:21,674 --> 01:26:23,471 Ain't this your kid? 1372 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:24,664 Dada? 1373 01:26:26,174 --> 01:26:26,975 Yeah, that's my son. 1374 01:26:28,407 --> 01:26:30,102 Now, Calvin... 1375 01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,504 don't you have something for the nice policeman? 1376 01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:36,005 - No. - Come on. 1377 01:26:36,174 --> 01:26:39,109 You don't wanna go to prison with the rest of the bad men, do you? 1378 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:45,932 There we go. 1379 01:26:46,107 --> 01:26:48,166 Hey, the diamond. 1380 01:26:48,340 --> 01:26:51,104 Thanks, kid. Now your dad's gonna get a big reward. 1381 01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:53,606 - A reward? - Yeah, the insurance company... 1382 01:26:53,773 --> 01:26:56,470 offered $ 1 OO, OOO to whoever found the diamond. 1383 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:58,232 A hundred thousand dollars? 1384 01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:00,307 God, that's gonna come in handy. 1385 01:27:00,473 --> 01:27:01,998 Shoot, I could get my car fixed... 1386 01:27:02,174 --> 01:27:03,903 get a new wedding ring for my wife... 1387 01:27:04,074 --> 01:27:07,407 I could take a vacation, buy a TV set- 1388 01:27:07,874 --> 01:27:09,774 And if there's any change left over... 1389 01:27:09,940 --> 01:27:12,841 I'll give a little something to my son. 1390 01:27:13,174 --> 01:27:15,836 Right. Well, we'll be in touch. 1391 01:27:26,174 --> 01:27:27,300 So... 1392 01:27:27,574 --> 01:27:30,372 Oh, come on. Let's not get all mushy about this. 1393 01:27:30,540 --> 01:27:33,509 Let's iust shake hands and part ways like men. 1394 01:27:33,674 --> 01:27:35,608 All right? No hard feelings? 1395 01:27:36,007 --> 01:27:38,407 - Nah, no hard feelings. - All right. 1396 01:27:38,574 --> 01:27:41,441 Besides, it was kind of cool having a son for a minute. 1397 01:27:41,607 --> 01:27:44,599 See? There you go with all that sentimental stuff. 1398 01:27:45,473 --> 01:27:47,066 If that's the game you wanna play... 1399 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,141 I guess it was cool having you as a fa- 1400 01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:51,700 Oh, boy. 1401 01:27:51,874 --> 01:27:55,935 What I'm trying to say is, I've never really had a daddy. 1402 01:27:56,740 --> 01:27:58,037 I guess what I'm saying is... 1403 01:27:58,207 --> 01:28:00,368 you're gonna make a great father, all right? 1404 01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:02,269 There, I said it. Are you happy now? 1405 01:28:03,707 --> 01:28:05,538 Now, I'm gonna walk out that back door... 1406 01:28:05,707 --> 01:28:09,473 and you ain't gonna see me no more. Ever. 1407 01:28:10,473 --> 01:28:12,237 - But- - Oh, it hurts. 1408 01:28:12,407 --> 01:28:14,238 - We- - I know. 1409 01:28:14,407 --> 01:28:15,897 We'll never see each other again. 1410 01:28:16,074 --> 01:28:18,372 - But we- - Maybe that's for the best. 1411 01:28:18,540 --> 01:28:19,700 You'll start a family... 1412 01:28:19,874 --> 01:28:22,775 and you won't need a lowlife criminal like... 1413 01:28:22,940 --> 01:28:24,771 Calvin Sims around anymore. 1414 01:28:24,940 --> 01:28:28,467 Actually what I was gonna say is, we don't have a back door. 1415 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,972 Okay, well, then I'll go out the front. 1416 01:28:31,874 --> 01:28:34,399 - Fine. - Well... 1417 01:28:35,007 --> 01:28:39,410 I'll be out of your lives for good, never to return again. 1418 01:28:39,973 --> 01:28:41,566 Cool. 1419 01:28:45,174 --> 01:28:46,573 So long. 1420 01:28:46,740 --> 01:28:50,267 Farewell. Oh, God. 1421 01:28:53,340 --> 01:28:56,673 Aren't you gonna miss me? Just a little bit? 1422 01:28:56,840 --> 01:29:00,332 - See you around, buddy. - No? 1423 01:29:00,907 --> 01:29:02,101 Take care. 1424 01:29:02,607 --> 01:29:04,234 Goodbye. 1425 01:29:04,407 --> 01:29:09,606 It's so hard to say goodbye. 1426 01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:26,067 Why? 1427 01:29:26,874 --> 01:29:30,970 Nobody loves Calvin. 1428 01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:33,131 Because I'm short. 1429 01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:37,234 - They think I'm ugly. - Hey, little man. 1430 01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:39,835 Wanna share a glass of milk? 1431 01:29:49,807 --> 01:29:52,605 Enough of all this girlie stuff. This ain't Brokeback Mountain. 1432 01:29:53,740 --> 01:29:56,300 Hey, how about we put a little bit of liquor in that milk? 1433 01:29:56,473 --> 01:29:58,271 Forget that. Let's go to a bar. 1434 01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:59,600 All right. Bet. 1435 01:29:59,773 --> 01:30:02,265 - Are you over 21? - And then some. 1436 01:30:02,473 --> 01:30:03,998 All right. 1437 01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:08,367 Hey, I know this great strip club. 1438 01:30:08,807 --> 01:30:10,741 Don't say that loud. My wife might get mad. 1439 01:30:10,907 --> 01:30:12,670 - Oh, sorry. - Got change of a hundred? 1440 01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:15,138 - No, we steal it from Pops. - All right. All singles. 1441 01:30:28,574 --> 01:30:31,304 You a cute little fellow. Yes, you are. 1442 01:30:31,473 --> 01:30:34,238 Take after your mama. You got a lot of grandpoppy in you too. 1443 01:30:34,407 --> 01:30:38,639 Yes, you do, little boy. Look at the little boy. 1444 01:30:39,074 --> 01:30:40,803 Where's the bottle? The kid is starving. 1445 01:30:40,973 --> 01:30:43,306 I'm coming. I'm coming. Old grouch. 1446 01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:45,337 Here he comes, little boy. 1447 01:30:45,507 --> 01:30:50,035 Don't worry. We gonna get you some milk. Yeah. 1448 01:30:50,407 --> 01:30:52,637 That little guy's so cute... 1449 01:30:52,807 --> 01:30:55,002 it's making me go soft. 1450 01:30:55,174 --> 01:30:57,506 He look iust like his daddy. 1451 01:31:00,074 --> 01:31:02,565 Howdy-do, little boy. 1452 01:37:48,857 --> 01:37:49,983 So... 1453 01:37:50,257 --> 01:37:53,055 Oh, come on. Let's not get all mushy about this. 1454 01:37:53,224 --> 01:37:56,193 Let's iust shake hands and part ways like men. 1455 01:37:56,357 --> 01:37:58,291 All right? No hard feelings? 1456 01:38:23,224 --> 01:38:24,953 There, I said it. Are you happy now? 1457 01:38:26,390 --> 01:38:28,221 Now, I'm gonna walk out that back door... 1458 01:38:28,390 --> 01:38:32,156 and you ain't gonna see me no more. Ever.