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[DOOR OPENS]
[SIGHS]
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EASY THERE, PLAYA.
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IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
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HEY, WHAT'S
WITH CHUCKLES?
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YOU EVER HAVE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHEN NOTHING GOES RIGHT?
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UHH. AHH.
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THAT BAD, HUH?
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LET'S JUST SAY,
IF JAKE'S DAY
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WAS A WACKY
JAPANESE GAME SHOW,
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IT WOULD PROBABLY LOOK
SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
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AAH!
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POP QUIZ!?
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BUT--
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN
READ THE CHAPTER.
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WHOO WHOO WHOO!
A POP QUIZ.
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WATCH AS REPORT CARD GRADE
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IS CHOPPED
LIKE SASHIMI. HA HA!
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IS CAUSE
FOR UNHAPPINESS, NO?
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HEY, COOL!
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THEY PUT IN
A CHILI BAR.
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WHOA, JAKE!
UH, THAT'S THE 5-ALARMER.
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YOU GOTTA
PREP YOUR TONGUE
WITH SOME 2-ALARMER FIRST.
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DING, DING.
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WHO'S THE FIRE BREATHER
HERE, SPUD?
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HUH!
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[SPLAT]
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CHILI SPIT.
PRETTY GIRL.
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OH, NO!
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HIYA!
HA HA HA!
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A SKATEBOARDING
CONTEST?
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NOW, THIS IS SOMETHING
I CAN'T LOSE.
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EYES ON
THE BRADSTER.
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ATTENTION,
OVER-PADDED DORKLINGS.
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THE BRADSTER
HEREBY PROCLAMATES
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THAT HE'S GONNA BE
SKATIN' AND WINNIN'
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THE 5 BOROUGHS
SKATE JAMBOREE!
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OW-WHOO!
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BOY, YOU DON'T
KNOW A NOSE GRIND
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FROM A PORK RIND.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHY MY DAD
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HIRED SOMEBODY
WHO DOES...
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MY PERSONAL TRAINER,
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PRO BOARDER TOMMY KING!
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[CROWD GASPING]
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HEY, HEY!
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HA HA!
WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?
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UNFAIR SKATEBOARDING HELP.
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IT IS NOT THE BOMB.
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AND...
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SO ON AND SO FORTH.
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YOU GET THE IDEA.
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THE ONLY GOOD THING
ABOUT THIS DAY
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IS THAT IT'S OVER.
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JAKE!
URGENT ASSIGNMENT!
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YOU MUST GO IMMEDIATELY.
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UHH!
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AW, MAN!
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GRANDPA SURPRISE!
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HA HA HA!
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START YOUR
THEME SONG NOW!
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¶ HE'S COOL ¶
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¶ HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶
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¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH,
DRAGON TAIL ¶
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¶ BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WELL, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
OF THE N.Y.C. ¶
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YA HEARD?
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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URGENT ASSIGNMENT?
COME ON, G.
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HASN'T MY DAY
BEEN BAD ENOUGH?
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UH, WAH, WAH, WHINEY,
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BIMBOOEY, HOO HOO.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONE WITH PROBLEMS?
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GET OVER YOURSELF!
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[STOMACH GROWLS]
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OH...HEH HEH.
SORRY.
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I GET MOODY
WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
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SEE, THE VET PUT ME
ON A NEW DIET TODAY--
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SAYS I GOTTA TAKE
BETTER CARE OF MYSELF.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT GARBAGE? HEH HEH!
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ANYWAY, I'M THINKING
MAYBE I JUST GET THIS
DAY OUT OF THE WAY,
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AND THEN DO YOUR
THING TOMORROW.
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COOL?
[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
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NOT COOL. GRANDPA
DOES NOT USE
THE WORD "URGENT"
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UNLESS HE MEANS IT.
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INSIDE THIS BOX
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IS THE LATEST CREATION
OF THE N.E.R.D.
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THE NERD?
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NEW ELVEN RESEARCH
AND DEVELOPMENT.
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BUNCH OF TECH-DWEEB ELVES
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WORKING ON INVENTING
NEW MAGICAL OBJECTS.
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PFFT! TALK ABOUT
PUTTIN' THE EEK IN GEEK.
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[LAUGHING]
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OH, THAT'S JUST
THE DIET TALKING.
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THEY'RE GOOD KIDS.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
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SOME OF THE INVENTIONS
ARE SO POWERFUL,
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THEY MUST BE DESTROYED
RATHER THAN FALL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
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WHY CAN'T THEY JUST
DESTROY IT THEMSELVES?
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BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY
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TRYING TO SOLVE
THE EQUATION OF WHY
THEY NEVER GET DATES!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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I'M SAYIN'
THEY'RE NERDS!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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FU DOG!
OHH!
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2 WORDS:
I'M HUNGRY!
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IT REQUIRES
POWERFUL MAGIC
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TO DESTROY
POWERFUL MAGIC.
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YOU MUST DELIVER
THIS BOX TO THE WITCHES
OF WOODSTOCK.
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THEY ALONE
CAN BREW A POTION
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STRONG ENOUGH
FOR THE JOB.
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UH, YEAH,
CAN THEY BREW
A VEGETABLE JUICE
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THAT DOESN'T
TASTE LIKE SOMETHING
AN OGRE YAKKED UP?
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BLAH! BLAH!
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FLABA, FLABA FLABA,
FLIBBITY FLAP.
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AIYAA! AND TAKE
FU DOG WITH YOU.
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OH, PERFECT.
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NOW I GOTTA GO
ON A MISSION
WITH GROUCHY GROUCHOWSKY.
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MOODY TODAY.
AM I RIGHT?
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LET'S SEE HERE.
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I THINK WE NEED
TO HEAD WEST.
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OH, WAIT. AM I HOLDING
THIS THING UPSIDE-DOWN?
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UHH. OW. OOH
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WHAT ARE YOU--HELLO?
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NOT BRIGHTENING
MY DAY HERE, FU.
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HEY, I DON'T HAVE
EVERY SECRET ISLAND
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ON THE HUDSON MEMORIZED,
ALL RIGHT?
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GOTTA FIGURE OUT
WHICH ONE OF THE WITCHES
OF WOODSTOCK LIVE ON A--
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NEVER LOOK DOWN NOW!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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WITCHES. GREAT.
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THE LAST THING I NEED
ON A DAY LIKE THIS
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IS TO SPEND TIME
WITH SOME UGLY,
SCRAGGLY-HAIRED--
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HELLO, LADIES!
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JAKE LONG,
MEET THE WITCHES
OF WOODSTOCK--
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MONICA, ANICA,
AND BUBONICA.
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OH, YAY!
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I LOVE HIS HAIR.
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AND HE'S SO CUTE.
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HEY, I SAW HIM FIRST.
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I CALL DIBS!
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IT IS SO TOO LATE FOR DIBS.
I'LL HEX YOU GOOD!
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UM, HUH...
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NO NEED TO FIGHT,
LADIES.
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AH! HE'S SO GOOD
WITH PEOPLE!
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LET'S HEAR IT
FOR JAKE.
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Witches: HOORAY!
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AAH!
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THE DESTRUCTION POTION
IS ALMOST READY.
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YOU DON'T MIND WAITING?
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NA! I'M KINDA
DIGGIN' IT OUT HERE.
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YOU KNOW,
THE BEAUTY OF NATURE...
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REALLY? I THINK
BEING OUT HERE ALONE
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GETS SO SCARY.
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BOO!
AAH!
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SEE?
YEAH.
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SOMETIMES I WISH
WE HAD SOMEONE
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TO CHECK UP
ON US.
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SOMEONE STRONG
AND BRAVE
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TO PROTECT US
FROM DANGER.
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MAYBE THIS ISN'T
SUCH A BAD DAY AFTER ALL.
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[GROWLS]
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Anica: AAH!
MOUNTAIN GOBLINS!
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YOU HAVE
SOMETHING WE WANT, BOY!
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GIVE US THE BOX,
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AND THERE
WILL BE NO TROUBLE.
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UH, LOOKS LIKE
WORD GOT OUT
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ABOUT THE ELVES'
LITTLE PROJECT.
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HOW'S THAT
POTION COMIN'?
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ANOTHER MINUTE?
GOOD. DRAGON UP!
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GET THE BOX!
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YA'LL EVER PLAY
BOWLING FOR GOBLINS?
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IT'S EASY.
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FIRST, YOU GATHER
YOUR PINHEADS...
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AND THEN YOU STRIKE!
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NOW!
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WHAT? SINCE WHEN
DO GOBLINS FLY?
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WHOA!
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THE BOX IS OURS!
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WE'RE HERE.
DON'T WORRY, JAKE.
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WE'LL GET THEM!
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HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS.
RETREAT!
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WHAT?
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
I HAD REINFORCEMENTS.
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YOU DON'T.
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UH, HAVEN'T YOU
EVER HEARD
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AN AUDIO ILLUSION
SPELL BEFORE?
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Voices: YEAH!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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OH, HEX. THERE GOES
THE LAST OF OUR YETI FUR.
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WE CAN'T BREW
MORE POTION WITHOUT IT,
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AND WE WON'T GET ANOTHER
SHIPMENT UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
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A WEEK? THEN WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
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YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HOLD ON TO IT.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE
SO GOOD AT PROTECTING
THINGS ANYWAY.
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[ALL GIGGLE]
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LET'S GO, KID.
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UGH--WITCHES.
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[SIGHS]
WORST DAY EVER.
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AND I CAN'T
BELIEVE I HAVE TO
SPEND MY WHOLE WEEK
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GUARDING THIS--
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WHAT'S IN HERE, ANYWAY?
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AH, KID, MAYBE IT'S
JUST A HUNGER,
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BUT MY GUT'S GOT
A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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WHOA.
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IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF
VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER?
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CHEESE ON A BISCUIT,
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THOSE ELVES
REALLY ARE NERDS.
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WHAT'S ALL THIS
WRITING ON THE BACK?
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WELL,
I HAVEN'T READ ELF
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SINCE I DATED ONE
BACK IN THE 1800s,
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BUT--HMM,
IN THE TITLE HERE
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I CAN PICK OUT THE WORDS
CHEAT, CODE, LIFE.
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AND THIS SEQUENCE HERE
IS LABELED "REPLAY"
FOR SOME REASON.
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THAT'S WHAT MY DAY
NEEDS--A REPLAY.
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OR AT LEAST A DO-OVER
ON THAT GOBLIN FIGHT.
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UH, JAKE,
YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA--
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I MEAN, SINCE
WHEN DO GOBLINS
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SPROUT WINGS
AND FLY--
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Both: AAH!
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AAH! MOUNTAIN GOBLINS!
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YOU HAVE
SOMETHING WE WANT, BOY!
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GIVE US THE BOX,
AND THERE WILL BE NO TROUBLE.
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OK, I'M HAVING
SOME SERIOUS DÉJÁ FU HERE.
239
00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,404
NO, WE'RE
HAVING A REPLAY.
240
00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:55,006
THIS THING REALLY
IS A CONTROLLER.
241
00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,324
FOR REAL LIFE!
242
00:07:56,325 --> 00:07:57,641
THAT STUFF ON THE BACK
IS ALL CHEAT CODES!
243
00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,377
YEAH, I DON'T
SPEAK GEEK.
244
00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,612
CHEAT CODES
ARE WHAT YOU PUNCH IN
245
00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,713
TO GET AN EDGE
IN THE GAME.
246
00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,082
BOOST YOUR STRENGTH,
GET SPECIAL WEAPONS.
247
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,984
I JUST HIT THE CODE
FOR REPLAY,
248
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,052
AND HERE WE ARE!
249
00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,753
I WONDER WHAT ELSE
THEY GOT HERE.
250
00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,522
GET THE BOX!
251
00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,225
UH, YOU MIGHT WANNA SAVE
PLAYTIME FOR LATER, KID.
252
00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,459
[MUMBLES]
253
00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,127
GAME ON.
254
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,296
DRAGON UP!
255
00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,665
STRENGTH BOOST!
256
00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,033
I AM DEFINITELY
GONNA HAVE TO
WRITE THIS ONE DOWN.
257
00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,104
Monica:
HA HA! ALL RIGHT!
258
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,539
HE'S SO CUTE!
259
00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,341
NOW!
260
00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,142
OH, NO.
NOT THIS TIME.
261
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,645
[BEEPS]
WHOA!
262
00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:38,049
CHECK THE SERIOUS AIR! WHOA!
263
00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,519
I'M ON SUPER-SPEED HERE.
264
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,255
[SPEAKING GOBLIN]
265
00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,990
HE KNOWS THE CODES!
266
00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,724
WE'LL FIND ANOTHER WAY
TO GET THE CONTROLLER.
267
00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,660
RETREAT!
268
00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,462
YO, THE GAME'S
STILL GOING!
269
00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:52,731
AND THE POTION'S
READY, TOO.
270
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,533
YAY! HUGS!
271
00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,301
AW, MAN.
272
00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,068
I BARELY EVEN GOT
TO USE THIS THING.
273
00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,638
[GROANING]
274
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:04,342
I'LL TEACH
YOU TO FRIGHTEN
MY LADIES, CHUMP!
275
00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,744
AAH!
276
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,347
OOH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
277
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,583
HOPE YOU HAVE MORE OF
THAT DESTRUCTION POTION.
278
00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,435
ACTUALLY, WE'RE OUT
OF YETI FUR,
279
00:09:13,436 --> 00:09:15,286
BUT DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. WE'LL
GET MORE IN A WEEK.
280
00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:17,389
I'M SURE A BIG
HERO MAN LIKE YOU
281
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,823
CAN GUARD IT THAT LONG.
282
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,126
HEH HEH. WELL--
283
00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,428
BUT YOU BETTER COME
AND SEE US BEFORE THEN.
284
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,696
OH, YES, PLEASE.
285
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:28,199
WE WILL BE SO
HEARTBROKEN
IF YOU DON'T.
286
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,703
YOU, UH, REMEMBER
WHICH ONE'S THE REPLAY CODE?
287
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:32,771
WHOO-HOO.
288
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,490
[BEEPS]
289
00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,208
WE WILL BE SO
HEART-BROKEN
IF YOU DON'T.
290
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,778
AW, YEAH.
291
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:44,616
I THINK THIS
IS TURNING INTO
A VERY GOOD DAY.
292
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,454
SHIELD, INVISIBILITY,
BOOST FOR AGILITY,
293
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,557
SPEED, INTELLIGENCE,
CHARM--HA HA!
294
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,092
THIS THING
IS OFF THE CHAIN.
295
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,494
[BEEPS]
NO, THAT THING IS OFF LIMITS.
296
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,896
WE HAD OUR FUN.
297
00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,297
NOW LET'S LOCK IT UP
IN THE VAULT BEFORE IT'S--
298
00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,698
DON'T YOU GET
WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE, FU?
299
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,367
I NEVER HAVE TO
HAVE A BAD DAY AGAIN!
300
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:05,837
THIS IS GONNA LET ME
CHEAT CODE MY WAY
TO A PERFECT LIFE!
301
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,138
OH, NO, IT AIN'T.
302
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,174
NOW HAND IT OVER.
303
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,209
UH, YOU SURE THERE'S
NOTHING YOU WANNA CHEAT?
304
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,644
LIKE, MAYBE...
305
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,379
YOUR RABBIT FOOD DIET?
306
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,765
Fu's Stomach: LISTEN TO HIM!
307
00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,150
IS THERE A CODE THAT
WILL MAKE THIS TASTE
LIKE A CHEESEBURGER?
308
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,120
[ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING]
309
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,757
TAKE ORDER?
310
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,360
YEAH, WE'LL HAVE
THE FRONT SIDE TO START--
311
00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:29,861
BACKSIDE FOR DESSERT.
312
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,197
[BOTH SIGH]
313
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,298
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
314
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,599
BABY. AHH.
315
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,017
I'M AS--HICCUP--
316
00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:37,434
STUFFED AS THAT
TURDUCKHEN I JUST ATE.
317
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:41,439
READY FOR A--HICCUP--
REPLAY?
318
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,708
TAKE ORDER?
319
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,444
NAH, WE HAD
A LATE LUNCH.
320
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,446
UH, SPUDINSKI,
321
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,715
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AAH!
322
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,662
OOF!
323
00:10:52,663 --> 00:10:54,608
I'M PRACTICING MY
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN,
324
00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,554
ONE ARM, 50/50
WIGGYWACK MOONBOOT
BLOODRUSH HEADSTAND.
325
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,357
I FIGURE,
I GOTTA BRING OUT
A PRIMO TRICK
326
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,926
TO BEAT BRAD'S
TOMMY KING TRAINING.
327
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,294
TSK! SPUD, MY MAN.
328
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,629
DON'T WASTE ANOTHER
MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE
329
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,698
ON PAINFULLY
UNNECESSARY WIPEOUTS.
330
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,600
BUT, JAKE, THE CRASHES
GIVE ME EXPERIENCE.
331
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:12,270
AND EXPERIENCE
IS THE MOTHER
OF BOTH SKILL AND REWARD.
332
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,938
INSTEAD OF GROUNDING ME,
MY DAD MAKES ME
333
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,840
READ MOTIVATIONAL
BUSINESS BOOKS.
334
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,009
THAT WAS FROM
RON SLAM'S
335
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,177
THE GRINDSTONE:
IS YOUR NOSE TO IT?
336
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,279
[SCOFFS] OLD SCHOOL.
337
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,747
I SAY WHY SUFFER
A THOUSAND FAILURES
338
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,350
WHEN YOU CAN GET
IT RIGHT THE FIRST
TIME, EVERY TIME?
339
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,353
YOU BLINGED YOUR
KAMIKAN BIG-HAND
KUNG FU CONTROLLER.
340
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,522
AND HOW DOES THIS
TAKE THE PLACE
OF PRACTICE, AGAIN?
341
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,658
NO, IT'S A MAGICAL
CONTROLLER FOR LIFE.
342
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,327
AND I GOT ALL
THE CHEAT CODES, BABY!
343
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,562
CHECK THIS!
344
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,297
LET'S SEE--
BOOST AGILITY,
345
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,500
AND A LITTLE
HIGH JUMP
346
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,702
AND SOME REVERSE GRAVITY
FOR THE HANG TIME.
347
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,188
HEY, YO, BRAD--
348
00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:48,673
CHECK OUT WHAT
A REAL SKATER
LOOKS LIKE, FOOL.
349
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:53,211
YOU BETTER
TEACH ME ALL THAT!
350
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,212
DADDY COVERS
OVERTIME?
351
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,980
YEAH, WE'LL PAY,
WE'LL PAY.
352
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,615
RIGHT ON.
353
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,586
GUYS, CAN I
NOT GET A BUMP-BUMP
354
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,655
FOR SCHOOLIN'
THE CHUMP-CHUMP?
355
00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,107
I DON'T KNOW, JAKE.
356
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,558
I LOVE MAGICAL POWERS
AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY,
357
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,627
BUT RON SLAM
SAYS THE ONLY
TREASURES WORTH HAVING
358
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,896
ARE THE ONES
WE PAY FOR WITH SWEAT.
359
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,065
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
360
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,233
I GOTTA MAKE
ANOTHER SWEAT DEPOSIT
AT THE BANK OF SUCCESS.
361
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,269
NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE!
362
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,572
[THUD]
OW, MY NOSE.
363
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,541
WHAT IS UP
WITH YOU GUYS?
364
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,509
DIDN'T YOUR MAMA
EVER TEACH YOU THAT
CHEATING IS WRONG?
365
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,778
YOU CAN'T
USE THAT THING
IN COMPETITION!
366
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,779
IT'S NOT FAIR!
367
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,698
I MEAN, WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK--
368
00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,616
DIDN'T YOUR MAMA
EVER TEACH YOU
THAT CHEATING IS--
369
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,917
WRONG. SO TRUE.
370
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:33,952
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
371
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,020
I'LL NEVER USE
THIS THING AGAIN.
372
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,388
UH, UH--
373
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,457
WELL, THAT'S...GOOD?
374
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,892
[WHISTLES]
375
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,326
LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST
YOU AND ME, BUDDY.
376
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,929
LET'S GO LIVE
THE EASY LIFE.
377
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,631
ANOTHER POP QUIZ?
378
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,600
I HOPE YOU READ
THE CHAPTER THIS TIME.
379
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,469
NAH, BUT I'M
FEELIN' LUCKY TODAY.
380
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,271
BOOST INTELLIGENCE.
381
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,541
A-PLUS. HA!
382
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,045
[FOOD SIZZLES]
383
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,548
BLAH!
384
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,483
WOW! UH, THANKS.
385
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,353
HEY, I OWED YOU ONE.
386
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,490
[GOBLINS GROWLING]
387
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,626
ADD SOME
ONE-PUNCH KNOCKOUT,
388
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,760
THEN BOOST STRENGTH
TO TASTE,
389
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,496
AND SIMMER WITH
A PROTECTIVE SHIELD.
390
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,999
SOUP'S ON!
391
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,404
HE'S TOO POWERFUL!
392
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,673
EVERY WARRIOR
HAS A WEAKNESS.
393
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,774
AND VICTORY GOES TO HE
394
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,510
WHO WON'T QUIT
UNTIL HE FINDS IT.
395
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,346
I LEARNED IT
FROM A RON SLAM BOOK.
396
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,948
THAT GUY IS A GENIUS.
397
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:41,586
ONE MORE PEBBLE IN THE
ROCK GARDEN OF SUCCESS.
398
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:44,389
OW.
399
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,311
JAKEY!
400
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:51,628
HOW GOOD OF YOU
TO SHOW UP.
401
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,097
ARE YOU READY
TO PRACTICE?
402
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,699
NAH, IT'S COOL.
403
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:58,703
I'VE BEEN, UH,
PRACTICING ON MY OWN.
404
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:06,778
SEE?
405
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,413
OH, NUH-UH, PLAYER.
406
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,047
YOU ARE NOT STILL USING
THAT CONTROLLER.
407
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,016
SO WHAT IF I AM?
YOU THINK IT'S FAIR
408
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,719
THAT BRAD GOT HIS DAD
TO HIRE TOMMY KING?
409
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,788
WHOO-HOO!
I OWN THIS RAMP!
410
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:20,058
I REALLY DO.
MY DAD BOUGHT IT FOR ME.
411
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,626
WHAT? YOU WANNA BE
LIKE BRAD NOW?
412
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,095
GETTING EVERYTHING YOU WANT
WITH NO HARD WORK?
413
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,365
[SCOFFS] IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT
THE SKATE CONTEST, JAKEY.
414
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,734
IT'S ABOUT GETTING
FAT, SLOW, AND LAZY
415
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,437
WHILE YOU LET THAT THING
DO ALL THE WORK FOR YOU.
416
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,472
BOOST CHARM.
417
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,506
HA HA. DID I TELL YOU
HOW KICKIN'
THAT NEW TOP IS?
418
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,377
OOH, GIRL,
YOU'VE GOT IT GOIN' ON.
419
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,145
HA! YOU--
YOU THINK SO?
420
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:45,450
I SO APPRECIATE THAT.
THANK YOU, JAKEY. AHH.
421
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,885
NO PROB, BABES.
422
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,420
HA! THAT SLOW AND LAZY?
423
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,089
PSSH. I DON'T THINK SO.
424
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,025
Fu Dog: WHOA. AHH...
425
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,527
KID, PUNCH IN
THE CHEAT CODE.
426
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,247
I'D DO IT, BUT--[BURPS]
427
00:14:59,248 --> 00:15:01,966
MY EYES ARE GLAZED OVER
WITH COCONUT MILK
AND LOBSTER GREASE.
428
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,935
OH, I LOVE MY NEW DIET.
429
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,404
NO--[HICCUP]--PROB.
430
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,474
HEY!
I'VE GOT IT, MASTER.
431
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,560
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
432
00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:13,645
KEEP TRYING, AND YOU'RE
BOUND TO FIND A WEAKNESS.
433
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:17,415
I'LL SHOW YOU
WHO'S--[HICCUPS]--WEAK.
434
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,585
[PANTS] DRAGON UP!
435
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,887
[PANTING]
436
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,822
[CACKLING]
437
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,990
HEY! OOH! QUIT IT!
438
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,859
WHEN I GET THAT THING BACK,
I'M GONNA--
439
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,662
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KID?
YOU GOT A MILLION TRICKS
UP YOUR SLEEVE.
440
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,063
I'M A LITTLE OUT OF PRACTICE,
A'IGHT?
441
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,600
ENOUGH. THERE WILL BE
TIME FOR REVENGE LATER.
442
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,970
LEAVE THE PIGGIES
TO THEIR FOOD COMA.
443
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,440
[GROANING]
444
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,509
AWW...
445
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,145
[BURPS]
446
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,813
OH, YEAH.
447
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,480
THAT ONE'S BEEN
WAITING TO COME OUT.
448
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,016
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, RIGHT.
449
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,453
MAN.
450
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,691
[GRANDPA SPEAKING MANDARIN]
451
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,692
DID I NOT TELL YOU THAT
MAGICAL OBJECT WAS DANGEROUS?
452
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,628
I KNOW, GRAMPS.
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO
453
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,863
GET IT OUT OF THE HANDS
OF THOSE MOUNTAIN GOBLINS.
454
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,832
IT WAS NOT THEIR HANDS
I WAS REFERRING TO.
455
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,735
HUH?
RESISTANCE BUILDS
MUSCLE, YOUNG DRAGON.
456
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,971
IF YOU REMOVE
EVERY OBSTACLE FROM LIFE,
457
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,506
YOU BECOME WEAK IN BODY
AND IN MIND.
458
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,709
YOUR ENEMIES WON BECAUSE
THEY WERE WILLING TO DO
459
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,077
WHAT YOU HAVE CHEATED
TO AVOID--
460
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:23,181
TO FAIL AND FAIL AGAIN
UNTIL A SOLUTION WAS FOUND.
461
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,616
[GROANING]
462
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,051
SO YOU WANT ME
TO FAIL?
463
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,553
MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED.
464
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,122
I WANT YOU TO FAIL
SOMETIMES.
465
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,558
FOR IT IS ONLY
BY EXPERIENCING FAILURE
466
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,226
THAT WE LEARN TO SUCCEED.
467
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,128
WOW. DEEP.
468
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,029
RON SLAM.
I GET A DAILY EMAIL QUOTE.
469
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,665
NOW, TO THE TASK AT HAND.
470
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,934
YOU SAY IT WAS MOUNTAIN GOBLINS
WHO TOOK THE CONTROLLER.
471
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:45,970
ONLY ONE RANGE IN THIS AREA
IS NOT ACCOUNTED FOR
472
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,873
BY GIANTS, TROLLS,
OR OTHER MOUNTAIN DWELLERS.
473
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,076
IT LIES HERE, IN TALLMAN
MOUNTAIN STATE PARK
474
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,112
ON THE HUDSON RIVER.
475
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,147
YOU MUST SCOUR EVERY CAVE
AND CREVASSE IN THIS RANGE
476
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,217
UNTIL YOU FIND
THE GOBLINS' LAIR.
477
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,624
[GROANING]
478
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,559
[CLATTER]
479
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,627
[BATS SCREECHING]
480
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,930
WHOA! WHOA! AAH!
481
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,304
HUH?
482
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,640
YAAH!
483
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,143
AW, MAN. THIS IS
GONNA TAKE FOREVER.
484
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,079
THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME OTHER WAY TO DO...
485
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,313
WAIT A MINUTE.
486
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:32,750
MAYBE THERE IS.
487
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,987
EAR OF THE DRAGON.
488
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,688
[HUMMING]
489
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,023
Goblin: THIS HANDWRITING
IS TERRIBLE.
490
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,626
BUT WE'VE GOT HALF THE CODES
DECIPHERED ALREADY.
491
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,294
Second Goblin:
GOOD. KEEP WORKING.
492
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,564
SOON WE SHALL HAVE
THE ULTIMATE POWER.
493
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,232
GOTCHA.
494
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,173
[BEEPING]
495
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,209
AND THIS ONE GIVES YOU
OLD TEAM FROBAT JERSEYS.
496
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:02,046
OOH, OOH! DO THEY HAVE
THE 1976 GOBLIN TROTTERS?
497
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,215
[BEEPS]
498
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,617
SWEET--
MEADOWLARK DEMON.
499
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,220
I GAVE THE WITCH TRIPLETS
A HEADS-UP.
500
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,055
THEY'RE WORKING ON
THE DESTRUCTION POTION.
501
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,690
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS
GET THEM THE CONTROLLER.
502
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:16,994
THEN LET'S DO IT.
YOU GO LEFT, G. I'LL GO RIGHT.
503
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,630
DRAGONS!
504
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,332
GOODIE!
505
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,837
[BEEPING]
506
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:28,072
[ROARING]
507
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,208
WHOA!
WHOA!
508
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,846
[CHEERING]
STAND DOWN, FRIENDS.
509
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,348
I WANT TO SHOW THESE
DRAGONS WHAT IT'S LIKE
510
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,717
TO FIGHT
AN UNFAIR BATTLE.
511
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,886
THE OLD ONE
GOES DOWN FIRST.
512
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,621
AAH!
513
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,624
[BOTH GRUNTING]
514
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,760
HA HA!
515
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,395
UNH!
516
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:58,369
[GRUNTS] GRAMPS!
517
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,104
DON'T GIVE UP!
518
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,707
EARN IT, JAKE.
519
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,475
[FU DOG GRUNTING]
520
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:08,412
HERE'S HOPIN' THIS
IS ON THE DIET MENU.
521
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,715
AAH!
522
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,316
[ALL GRUNTING]
523
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,119
[ALL SCREAMING]
524
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,390
REPLAY.
525
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,727
NOT THIS TIME, FLEA BAG.
526
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,163
WHOA!
UNH!
527
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,831
AAH!
528
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,001
[LAUGHING]
529
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,838
YOU CAN'T HIT
WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE.
530
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,207
HYAH! HUH?
531
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:39,944
[GRUNTING]
532
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,949
COME ON, JAKE. THINK!
533
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,788
AHA!
534
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,724
GOTCHA!
535
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,927
[BEEPING]
536
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,361
GO, JAKE!
TO THE WITCHES!
537
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,462
I'M ON IT, G.
538
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:02,833
LEAVE THE OTHERS.
AFTER THAT CONTROLLER!
539
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,341
IS IT READY?
WE NEED A MINUTE.
540
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,376
NO PROBLEM. I'LL
JUST PUNCH IN SOME--
541
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:16,347
NAH, LET'S EARN THIS
OLD-SCHOOL.
542
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,316
COME AND GET IT!
543
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,418
AAH!
AAH!
544
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,086
WHAA!
545
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,190
Jake: OLÉ!
OLÉ ON THE FLIPSIDE.
546
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,159
NOW, JAKE!
IT'S READY!
547
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,728
AND OH-LATER!
548
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,072
[ALL GROANING]
549
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,374
GAME OVER.
550
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,445
FEELING ANY BETTER,
BRAVE, STRONG HERO MAN?
551
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,512
MUCH. HEH HEH!
552
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,114
YOU ARE TOO KIND.
553
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,916
HE'S SO POLITE.
554
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,484
AND WRINKLY CUTE!
555
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,518
I CALL FIRST HUG!
556
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,187
[ALL GIGGLING]
557
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:59,323
HEY, UH, YOU GUYS
GOT ANY MAGICAL
MEDICINE FOR ME--
558
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,159
SORRY, WE DON'T
TALK TO CHEATERS.
559
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,461
Witches: HMMPH!
560
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,464
WELL, AT LEAST
TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.
561
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,799
IT SURE IS!
562
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:15,239
HEY! I ACTUALLY
STUDIED THIS STUFF.
563
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,975
PREPARATION IS...
564
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,112
GO FOR THE 5-ALARM,
DUDE.
565
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,381
NAH. I THINK
I'LL START MILD
566
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,782
AND WORK MY WAY UP.
567
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,517
HE KNOWS HIS CHILI LIMIT!
568
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,053
HAPPY TUMMY!
569
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,490
[CHEERING]
570
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,458
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF.
571
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,527
HE DESERVED IT.
HE KEPT WORKING AT IT.
572
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,362
YEAH, LOOKS LIKE
RON SLAM
573
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,498
KNOWS A LITTLE MORE
THAN TOMMY KING.
574
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,199
YOU'RE FIRED.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
575
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,069
BUT I NEED THE MONEY
FOR MY THIRD BEACH HOUSE!
576
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,205
[CRYING]
577
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,340
I GUESS THERE'S SOMETHING
TO THAT OLD "IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
578
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,508
TRY, TRY AGAIN" THING, HUH?
579
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,577
USUALLY. MAYBE NOT
ALWAYS, THOUGH.
580
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:56,814
HEY, STACY,
CHECK OUT MY TROPHY.
581
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,050
I WON! HA! HEY, WAIT UP.
582
00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:00,951
STACY!
583
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,187
HA HA. KEEP WORKING, SPUD.
584
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,157
KEEP WORKING! HA HA HA HA!
585
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,228
Ron Slam: JUDGES, SHOW US
JAKE LONG'S FINAL SCORES.
586
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,030
FOR FIGHTING STYLE,
MERMAID GIVES 9.3,
587
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,466
CYCLOPS 9.2,
AND MOUNTAIN GOBLIN 0.7!
588
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,436
FOR HUGGING STYLE,
MERMAID 8.3, CYCLOPS 7.9,
589
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:22,306
AND--OH! MOUNTAIN GOBLIN
IS REALLY HATING THIS
PERFORMANCE.
590
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,442
FOR CHILI-SPIT STYLE--
HA HA HA HA!
591
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:28,379
WHO CARES ABOUT SCORES?
SHOW ME CHILI-SPIT AGAIN!
592
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:31,482
AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
593
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,552
LOOK OUT!
HERE COMES THE CASTLE!