Spud: OK. JOKE'S OVER.
YOU'VE PLAYED YOUR LITTLE GAME.
NOW GIVE ME MY CLOTHES.
[GRUNTING]
COME ON, STUPID LOCKER 896.
OPEN UP!
I OVERSLEPT, MISSED BREAKFAST,
AND I AM IN NO MOOD TO BE STANDING HERE IN BOXERS
THAT GOT STAINED PINK BY THE POWDERED GELATIN I LEFT IN MY POCKETS
FOR REASONS I AM NOT EXPLAINING TO YOU!
YO, SPUD, NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT GYM LOCKER?
AAH!
Spud: NO. I GOT IT.
SHATTERING SHIN GUARDS!
NOT THE EQUIPMENT LOCKER!
BASKETBALL! SOFTBALL!
AAH! DISCUS!
HEY, WHEN DID WE GET A BOWLING--
OW!--TEAM?
COME ON.
WE'RE ALREADY LATE FOR P.E.
JUST LET ME USE A LITTLE DRAGON CLAW ON THIS BAD BOY.
NO!
THIS IS BETWEEN ME
AND THE LOCKER.
JUST LET ME DO IT, SPUD!
Both: AAH!
HMM.
HUH?
Jake: "THE SPUD-CAL DRAGON"?
OK. SO NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET DREAM. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
I THOUGHT YOUR DREAM WAS TO LIVE IN A CHOCOLATE HOUSE AND RAISE MARSHMALLOW ANIMALS.
NO. THAT'S MY PLAN.
MY DREAM IS TO BE A MAGICAL-POWERED HERO, LIKE YOU.
AW, SPUD, COME ON NOW.
IT'S NOT ALL THAT, BEING A MAGICAL HERO.
BESIDES, YOU GOT YOUR OWN SPUD THING GOING ON.
PEOPLE RESPECT THAT.
I PICK, UH...
PFFT! SLEEPY KEITH.
HOT DOG! I'M GONNA HIT ME A GAME-WINNING HOME--
[SNORING]
[SIGHS] FINE. WE'LL TAKE WHAT'S-HIS-LOSER,
BUT YOU ARE PLAYING EXTREME RIGHT FIELD.
IS THIS EXTREME ENOUGH?
Stacey: KEEP GOING!
MM-MM! FARTHER! FARTHER!
I HOPE THE BOY'S GOT CAB FARE IN THEM GYM SHORTS.
¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶
¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNING DRAGON FIRE ¶
¶ A REAL LIVEWIRE ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTING FASTER ¶
¶ WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ¶
¶ IT'S DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶
¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE NYC ¶
¶ YOU HEARD? ¶
¶ HEY ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ YOWW! ¶
YO, WHERE IS THE CHANNEL 12 EXPOSÉ ON THIS STUFF?
I CAN'T TELL WHERE THE MEATLOAF ENDS AND THE PUDDING BEGINS.
Jake: SPUD! WHAT HAPPENED?
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WENT DOWN THAT HARD WHEN YOU STRUCK OUT THE FOURTH TIME.
I DIDN'T. THIS IS FROM STACEY GRINDING MY FACE
INTO THE INFIELD FOR LOSING THE GAME.
[SPUD COUGHS]
SEE, THAT SHOULD BE NASTY,
BUT IT ACTUALLY MAKES IT MORE APPETIZING.
OF COURSE, IF I HAD MAGICAL POWERS,
MAYBE I'D HAVE BEEN THE HERO OF THE GAME
INSTEAD OF THE GRASS GRUBBER.
SPUD, IT'S NOT LIKE MAGIC SUDDENLY FIXES EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
I MEAN, I'VE STILL GOT TO EAT THE SAME NASTY CAFETERIA FOOD AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
A LITTLE GIFT FROM THE MAGICAL COMMUNITY.
JUST OUR WAY OF SAYING THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO.
AH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY. I--I MEAN, I...
CHECK IT! I'M ON THE COVER
OF "MAGICWEEK" AGAIN!
AWESOME...ISH.
EXCUSE ME. I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.
MAYBE I'LL JUST GO EAT SOME MORE DIRT.
WHY IS HE SO HUNG UP ON THE AMDRAG JEALOUSY ALL OF A SUDDEN?
"ALL OF A SUDDEN"? JAKEY, YOU'RE OUT THERE EVERY DAY SAVING THE WORLD,
WHILE HE'S SNEEZING PIZZA ROLLUPS OUT HIS NOSE AND GETTING HIS HANDS STUCK IN MITTENS.
I MEAN, HE PUTS UP A GOOD FRONT, BUT SOMETIMES IT'S GOT TO GET TO HIM.
I GUESS I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.
HIS BEST FRIEND IS THE BIGGEST HERO HE KNOWS.
AND, YOU KNOW, I DO LOVE THAT BOY LIKE COOKED FOOD,
BUT HE'S GOT TO BE THE MOST STRAIGHT-UP GOOFED-OUT FOOL EITHER OF US KNOW.
WHAT'S SHAKIN', MAGICAL CHUMPS?
AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, YOUR FIERCEST ENEMY,
THE HUNTSCLAN, HAS BEEN WIPED OUT,
OBLITERATED, FINITO'D!
EXCEPT FOR US. THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW WE ARE THE HUNTSCLAN,
SO LET ALL MAGICAL CREATURES TREMBLE BEFORE...
Both: HUNTSCLAN SENTRIES NUMBER 88 AND 89!
[ALL LAUGHING]
OOH, ME SO TERRIBLE-FIED. HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
DUDE, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY HOW I ENVISIONED OUR COMEBACK.
STEP ONE IS NOT WORKING OUT.
MAYBE WE SHOULD START SMALLER.
[SLURPING]
YOU! BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW KINGS,
AND PERHAPS WE WILL TAKE PITY ON--
YOU!
YOU KNOW, THIS WAS A LOT EASIER
WHEN WE HAD THE WHOLE HUNTSCLAN BEHIND US.
THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOME WAY WE CAN GET OUR OWN STREET CRED.
OH! BUSINESS CARDS, MAYBE!
I COULD DRAW US A WICKED-COOL LOGO,
LIKE A CLOWN WITH A HOCKEY MASK AND A CRICKET BAT!
OR WE CAN DO WHAT THE HUNTSCLAN DID:
WE CAPTURE OUR OWN MAGICAL CREATURES TO SHOW THEM WE MEAN BUSINESS.
CHECK THIS. WHAT?
CATCHING A LOST PET MAGICAL FROG
SHOWS THEM ALL THAT WE MEAN BUSINESS?
BABY STEPS, DUDE. BABY STEPS.
DANG! LOOKS LIKE IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT, JAKEY.
YEAH. EVERYBODY KNOWS NOT TO MESS WITH JANITOR ST--
OOH!
[COUGHING]
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
IT IS TOO BAD OUR HOMIE SCROMIE COULDN'T BE A HERO JUST ONCE.
YOU KNOW, SO HE'D KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
MAYBE HE CAN.
Trixie: ACCORDING TO THE POSTER,
THIS MAGICAL SWAMP IS WHERE THAT TROLL GIRL SAW HER FROG HOP OFF TO.
THAT THING COULD BE ANYWHERE, AND ACCORDING TO GRAMPS,
THIS SWAMP ISN'T SOMEPLACE YOU WANT TO BE HANGING OUT FOR TOO LONG.
SPUD, YOU'RE THE GENIUS HERE. ANY IDEAS HOW TO FIND IT?
NOT REALLY.
I'LL JUST TAKE A LITTLE LIE-DOWN IN SOME MOSS
AND STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.
OF COURSE,
THE WAY THINGS USUALLY GO, THE MOSS WILL TURN OUT
TO BE SOME KIND OF SWAMP MONSTER THAT WILL COME TO LIFE
AND SWEAR REVENGE, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO SAVE THE DAY AGAIN.
[GROWLING]
REVENGE!
CALLED IT.
HEY, 88?
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS THING'S WORKING.
OF COURSE NOT. YOU GOT TO MAKE HIM COME TO YOU.
PUT SOME SAUCE ON THAT STEAK.
¶ SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE... ¶
HOLD UP.
YOU HEAR THAT?
AREN'T WE GOING TO HELP HIM?
SURE, IF HE NEEDS IT.
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
HUH?
TRIX!
[CROAKS]
WHOA!
[CROAKING]
GUYS! I FOUND HIM! HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE!
THANKS FOR THE FROG, DOG.
HA HA! SEE YA!
MY FROG! 88 AND 89?
WHEN DID THOSE CHUMP DADDIES COME OUT OF HIDING?
JUST LIKE A LATE DELIVERY AT THE CANDY SHOP,
SUCKERS GOT TO SHOW UP SOMETIME.
[SIGHS] COME ON.
HOLD UP. WHY DO YOU GET TO CARRY THE FROG?
BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WERE SCREAMING,
"EWW! SLIMY! I'M SCARED OF FROGS,
"LIKE I'M SCARED OF CATFISH AND BABY NOSES
AND HAND LOTION AND DOLPHINS AND KITTIES AND VACUUMS AND..."
AH! FAILURE, MY OLDEST FRIEND.
MY RUMP NEEDS A STUMP.
Trixie: THERE!
Jake: SPUD, YOU DID IT.
WELL, SPUDINSKI, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:
YOU DID GET THE FROG... IN THE END.
AH, LAIR SWEET LAIR.
NOW LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE AT OUR LITTLE FROGGIE-WOGGIE.
UM, MAYBE ITS MAGICAL ABILITY IS MAKING ITSELF INVISIBLE?
Jake: SEE, SPUD, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE MAGICAL TO BE A HERO.
[GASPS] YOU SAVED FURRY RIBBIT.
YOU'RE THE BEST AMERICAN DRAGON EVER.
ACTUALLY, MY MAN SPUD RIGHT HERE DID MOST OF THE WORK--
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER? I MADE A LASAGNA.
I REALLY SHOULDN'T. I--
IT'S OK, TRIX.
I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO LEARN MY PLACE IN LIFE.
Spud: THATSABATTER. HEY THERE, BATTER.
PUT ONE OUT OF HERE, BATTER.
CAN I GET A BATTER? ANY BATTER?
SO SAD TO BE MAKING YOU LOSE, BRAD.
OR YOU CAN JUST FORFEIT NOW AND AVOID THE WHOLE UGLY CRYING THING.
NO WAY, LOSER! WE'RE ONLY DOWN ONE,
AND THE BRADSTER'S GONNA PUNCH A TWO-RUN HOMER
LIKE HE PUNCHES ANYTHING THAT SASSES HIM.
Spud: I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
WHOA! POP FLY!
WHY ARE YOU ALL MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OF THIS?
I'M FINE!
UH, SPUD, DID YOU NOT NOTICE
YOU'VE HAD A FEW BODY CHANGES?
I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT--FLY!
UHH! UHH!
I WAS JUST...
SAYING HELLO. HELLO.
AHA! HERE WE GO.
IT LOOKS LIKE BITEYKINS HERE
CAUGHT A CASE OF HOLOMINIS AMPHIBULUS.
HOMINA-WHAT NOW?
A TRANSLATION:
THE FROG'S BITE TURNED YOU INTO A WEREBEAST--
HALF MAN, HALF MAGICAL CREATURE.
I'M GUESSING YOU GOT ALL THE POWERS OF A HUMAN-SIZED FROG.
WHAT? GUYS, COME ON.
I'M NOT A FROG. I MEAN, THAT'S--
THAT'S JUST SO--HA HA!
[CROAKING]
I'M BULGING, AREN'T I?
OK.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOUR DIAGNOSIS
A QUALIFIED "MAYBE."
IT SAYS HERE THERE'S AN ANTIDOTE,
BUT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME TO PREPARE.
YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP A LOW PROFILE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS?
PSSH! TOTALLY.
OOH! LEMON DROPS!
OH!
OW.
88: MAN! WE ARE NEVER GONNA GET ANY RESPECT.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MAGICAL CREATURES RUN IN FEAR
WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN CATCH A STUPID, DUMB,
WORTHLESS PIECE OF MAGICAL FROG?
Computer voice: ANALYZING PALM PRINT.
HUNTSCLAN BIRTHMARK AUTHENTICATED.
OPENING VAULT.
WHOA! SECRET WEAPON STASH!
NOW, THAT COULD COME IN HANDY.
MAGNAFIELD GENERATOR!
IS THAT A HOVERLAND TROOP CARRIER?
[GASPS] CREATURE-TRACKING MINI-COMPUTER!
Computer voice: CREATURE TRACKER ST-1000 ONLINE.
WHAT DO YOU WISH TO TRACK, MASTER?
[GASPS] EVIL TANK ROCKS!
DUDE, WITH THIS STUFF, WE COULD EVEN TAKE ON A DRAGON!
TRACKING DRAGON.
[ROARING]
OH!
OR A MAGICAL FROG.
YEAH, A FROG'S GOOD.
Computer: TRACKING FROG.
88: WAIT A SECOND. IT SAYS THERE'S TWO OF THEM.
WHICH ONE DO WE FOLLOW?
LET US SUMMON THE POWER OF OUR EVIL FOREFATHERS
TO ADVISE US WHICH DIRECTION TO TAKE.
WANT TO JUST GO FOR THE ONE THAT'S CLOSER?
WORKS FOR ME.
Spud: SURE, IT'S A LITTLE FREAKY,
BUT THIS BEING MAGICAL THING REALLY IS PRETTY COOL.
AND CHECK OUT THE WAY-BUFFED QUADS.
I BET I COULD JUMP OVER THE WHOLE SCHOOL WITH THESE BABIES.
YO, SPUD, I KNOW IT'S EXCITING, BUT YOU GOT TO KEEP IT CHILLED.
REMEMBER OUR STORY: THE JUMP WAS ADRENALINE,
THE GREEN'S A TEMPORARY SKIN CONDITION,
AND IF THE THROAT BULGES OUT AGAIN--
COME ON, JAKE! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M OUT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
TRUST ME. WHEN YOU'RE MAGICAL, TROUBLE HAS A WAY OF FINDING YOU.
HEY, KID, HEARD ABOUT YOUR MOVES IN P.E.
EVER THINK ABOUT JOINING THE BASKETBALL TEAM?
I WANT YOU FOR TRACK AND FIELD.
SWIM TEAM COULD SURE USE A PAIR OF LEGS LIKE YOURS.
OH, FORGET THEM ALL.
LEAPING, DANCING! YOU WERE BORN TO DANCE!
UH, JAKE?
LOW PROFILE, DUDE.
Coach: JUST NAME YOUR DEMANDS!
YOU WANT A PRIVATE WHIRLPOOL TUB? YOU GOT IT.
I CAN GET YOU OUT OF SOCIAL STUDIES.
COME ON, KID, WE NEED YOU!
LEAPING AND DANCING!
PLEASE, FORM AN ORDERLY LINE.
THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND.
UH, NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT.
Spud: WHOO!
[LAUGHING]
WHOO!
[BUZZER]
[CHEERING]
WHOO!
[TWEET]
HEY! HMM?
AHH!
¶ A FROGGY WENT A-COURTIN' AND HE DID RIDE ¶
¶ SWORD AND A BUCKLER BY HIS SIDE ¶
Spud, deep voice: ¶ A FROGGY WENT A-COURTIN' AND HE DID RIDE ¶
¶ OHHH ¶
[CHEERING]
Boy: HEY, SPUD MAN!
Girl: YOU'RE MY HERO!
I HOPE YOUR SKIN GETS BETTER!
I'M A SCHOOL HERO!
HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW COOL THIS WAS?
YEAH, IT'S COOL NOW,
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MAGIC, THERE'S ALWAYS A TRADE-OFF.
LIKE WHAT?
OK. WHAT ABOUT HOW I CAN NEVER GET TOGETHER WITH ROSE?
WHAT GOOD ARE MAGICAL POWERS WHEN YOU CAN'T BE WITH THE GIRL YOU WANT?
I HOPE THEY DON'T RUN OUT OF TACOS.
HMM.
MILADY.
THANKS, SPUD.
SHE KNOWS MY NAME!
REALLY NOT SEEING THE DOWNSIDE HERE, AMIGO.
SHALL WE ENJOY OUR OWN PRIVATE SNACKIE FIESTA, MAMACITA?
[CELL PHONE RINGTONE] BARK AT ME, FU.
Fu, on phone: HEY, KID, THE WEREFROG ANTIDOTE'S READY.
WOULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR SLIMY GREEN FRIEND OVER HERE PRONTO?
WITH PLEASURE.
AND SO THE SNAIL SAYS, "NO!
THAT'S JUST MY MUCOPOLYSACCHARIDE SLIME TRAIL!"
[ALL LAUGHING]
Jake: YO, SPUD, WE GOT TO BOUNCE.
FU SAYS THE ANTI-- THE "MEDICINE"
FOR YOUR LITTLE "PROBLEM" IS READY.
OH? AND WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE MY "MEDICINE"?
SAY WHAT?
OH, I SEE HOW IT IS NOW.
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THE "MEDICINE"
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND ANYBODY ELSE HAVING "A LITTLE PROBLEM."
SPUDINSKI--
NO!
THIS "PROBLEM" IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
AND IF YOU'RE TOO JEALOUS TO HANDLE IT,
WELL, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR "MEDICINE"
AND I'LL KEEP MY "PROBLEM. "
OH, SO BRAVE.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
I "WILL!"
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY ICE?
MY FINGERS ARE KILLING ME.
Stacey: SO, THE GREEN THING.
THAT'S, LIKE, NOT CONTAGIOUS
IF WE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, KISS OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?
I'M WILLING TO FIND OUT FOR SCIENCE, BABY.
HALT, YOU MAGICAL...FROG?
Computer voice: IDENTITY CONFIRMED.
OK, NO WAY THIS THING IS WORKING RIGHT.
HE AIN'T A FROG. HE'S THAT CHUMP FROM THE SWAMP.
Computer voice: PLEASE STOP HITTING ME.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
BUT THAT'S NEVER WRONG.
LET'S GET THIS FREAK TO THE SCOOP.
[GASPS] SPUDDY, DO SOMETHING!
DO SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT.
THAT IS WHAT HEROES DO, ISN'T IT?
FROG IT UP!
OH, RIGHT.
GET HIM!
[ALL SCREAMING]
HYAH! YAH!
HUH?
[GROANING]
EWW! MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY DOING THIS!
I MEAN, THIS IS THE GREATEST FEELING OF MY LIFE!
BETTER THAN 100 BIRTHDAYS, PLUS THAT TIME I SAW THAT CHIMP THROW UP.
BRING OUT THE BIG ONES?
OH, YEAH.
OH! NO!
AAH!
OW! HEY!
NOBODY SAID THERE WAS GOING TO BE PAIN!
PEEKABOO, FREAKABOO.
HA HA HA!
AW--
[CROAKS]
Stacey: OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOSH!
STACEY?
WHAT, SHE BREAK A NAIL OR SOMETHING?
WHAT HAPPENED?
THESE TWO GUYS JUMPED US WHO KNEW SPUD FROM THE SWAMP,
AND THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO, LIKE, TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE CALLED THE SCOOP.
AND THEN SPUD STARTED TO FIGHT,
BUT THEN THEY SHOT THESE GLOWING ENERGY BEAMS
THAT WERE SO SHIMMERY AND PRETTY,
BUT ACTUALLY REALLY SCARY!
AND THEN I WAS, LIKE, RUNNING AWAY
AND I SCRAPED PINKIE LEFTIE AGAINST A BRICK WALL
AND NOW SHE'S RUINED!
MM-HMM. TOLD YOU.
COME ON!
ARE YOU CALLING THE NAIL AMBULANCE?
OK. I'LL...
I'LL WAIT HERE, THEN.
HA HA HA HA!
88 and 89: ¶ WE'RE BA-ACK ¶
YO, MAGIC FOOLS!
YO, WE HEARD YOU ALL MISSED US.
[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]
FUNNY GUYS!
FUNNY, HUH? WELL, LAUGH AT THIS, UGLY!
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE FIRST CREATURE TO SUFFER OUR WRATH.
WHAT, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN IN TERROR
'CAUSE YOU CAUGHT SOME HALF-FROG KID?
NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN IN TERROR
BECAUSE WE CAUGHT SOME HALF-FROG KID... WITH THESE!
[ALL SCREAMING]
WHOA!
YEAH!
THANKS FOR HELPING US ESTABLISH A MEAN REP, FROG MAN.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE TO PUT A MAJOR HURT ON YOU
IF IT'S GOING TO STICK.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO MAKE THE BIGGEST HEADLINES?
BRAIN-O-SMASH? GUT FLOATER?
OH! THIS ONE SAYS IT TURNS INTESTINES
INTO OUT-TESTINES!
BETTER PUT THE TOYS AWAY, KIDS.
Both: D-D-D-DRAGON!
IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG BOYS TO PLAY!
HEY, WAIT.
WE'VE GOT ALL THE POWER OF THE HUNTSCLAN NOW.
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ANYMORE.
I DON'T KNOW THAT WE EVER HAD TO.
IT JUST ALWAYS FELT NATURAL.
ATTACK!
AAH! AAH!
AW, MAN!
[DISTANT EXPLOSIONS]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
THIS...IS...AWESOME!
WHAT IS THIS THING?
IT'S SOME KIND OF ENERGY FIELD CREATED BY
THOSE TWO BAZOOKA THINGIES OVER THERE.
IF YOU COULD SHOW ME THE CONTROL PANEL,
I CAN PROBABLY FIGURE OUT A WAY TO REPROGRAM
THE POLARITY AND SHUT IT--
OH, RIGHT. MAGICAL POWERS.
SPEAKING OF MAGICAL POWERS, YOU MIND?
IT'D BE A DREAM COME TRUE.
HUH!
OH!
OH! OH!
IT JAMMED! 88!
TOSS ME ANOTHER WEAPON!
YOU FETCHED ME A STICK?!
I DON'T KNOW! I PANICKED!
[STRAINING]
OH!
GOOD BOY!
OH, BOY.
COME ON, SPUDINSKI!
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
[PANTING] I THINK WE'RE OK.
THERE'S NO WAY THEY SAW US DUCK IN HERE.
BOO! AAH! AAH!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Computer voice: FROG ON YOUR LEFT.
YOUR OTHER LEFT.
88: I KNEW THAT, YOU STUPID MACHINE!
OH! HOW DO THEY KEEP FINDING US?!
THOSE TWO PUDDING-BRAIN MONKEY BOYS CANNOT BE THAT SMART!
OF COURSE!
WHEN THEY FOUND ME BEFORE, THEY HAD SOME KIND OF TRACKING DEVICE.
THERE'S NO WAY TO LOSE THEM WITH THAT THING LOCKED ON TO MY MAGICAL CREATURE KEISTER.
UNLESS YOU STOP BEING A MAGICAL CREATURE.
THE ANTIDOTE.
YOU KNOW, WE PICKED IT UP BEFORE WE CAME OVER.
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED YOUR MIND
ABOUT THE WHOLE "BEING MAGICAL" THING.
WELL... HERE GOES EVERYTHING.
MMM! WINTERGREEN!
[COUGHING]
Computer voice: NO MAGICAL FROGS IN THIS AREA.
WHAT? WHERE'D HE GO, THEN?
WHATEVER. LOOK, JUST RECALIBRATE IT TO FIND THE DRAGON.
Jake: OR YOU CAN JUST TURN AROUND.
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A NICE GAME OF FETCH.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
Jake: SORRY YOU HAD TO GIVE UP THE HERO BUSINESS, SPUD.
IT WAS KIND OF FUN HAVING A PARTNER FOR A WHILE.
OH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE GIVEN UP ON THE HERO BUSINESS.
SURE, I'M MY OWN SPUDDICAL SELF AGAIN, BUT I'M COOL WITH THAT NOW.
NO MAGIC, NO PROBLEMS.
BUT I LIKE TO THINK THERE'S A HERO MOMENT OUT THERE
FOR EVERY DUDE AND DUDETTE WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND--
Brad: HEY, EQUIPMENT DORK!
COACH SAYS TO CHECK ME OUT A FOOTBALL!
I--I'M ALLOWED--
ARE YOU SASSING THE BRADSTER?
HEY, BRAD...
EXTRA FOOTBALLS ARE IN LOCKER 896.
THANKS, BUT THERE AREN'T ANY FOOTBALLS IN--
Brad: STUPID LOCKER!
ARE YOU SASSING THE BRADSTER?
[CRASHING] SOCCER! BASEBALL!
TENNIS! CURLING?
HEY, WHEN DID WE GET A--
[BOWLING BALL CRASHES] OW!
YOU ARE MY NEW HERO.
YEAH, I KNOW.
Spud: "SPUDDICAL DRAGON THEME SONG," TAKE ONE.
AHEM!
¶ HE'S GOT MUSCLES AND HE'S GOT WINGS ¶
¶ HE'S THE UH-UH! ¶
¶ SPUDDICAL DRAGON! ¶
¶ CAN YOU HURT HIM WITH EARTHQUAKES? ¶
¶ NO, NO, NO ¶
¶ CAN YOU HURT HIM WITH DARKNESS? ¶
¶ NO, NO, NO ¶
¶ CAN YOU HURT HIM WITH WATER? ¶
AAH! AAH! HE HAS A SECRET WEAKNESS!
CUT! CUT!