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[SINGING TO RADIO]
¶ AH-HA HA WIKKY-WIKKY
WOO WAH ¶
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¶ THE GIRLS DA-DOO
'CAUSE I KNEW WITH YOU
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I'D KEEP MY
WO-WO-WO-MAN ¶
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UH, DAD?
YOU CAN DROP ME OFF HERE.
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REALLY. HERE IS FINE.
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A WHOLE BLOCK
FROM YOUR SCHOOL? HA!
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NOT IN THIS DOWNPOUR.
NO SON OF MINE
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IS GOING TO END UP
A WETTY-NETTY.
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[RADIO PLAYING]
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I BID YOU ADIEU,
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MY LITTLE JAKE-A-ROO!
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[ENGINE REVS]
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WOW, SOUNDS LIKE
THE OLD DAD-TAXI
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IS IN NEED
OF A TUNE-UP. HA HA.
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¶ I'M YOUR WIKKY-WIKKY
WOO-HOO ¶
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¶ WHOA! MAN ¶
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IS THAT JAKE'S
DAD?
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THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
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NA-HA...NOT--NOT REALLY
MY DAD.
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MY MANSERVANT,
HEINRICH. REALLY.
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AH, YES. THE OLD
PARENTAL DROP-OFF.
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AS UNPLEASANT AS IT IS
UNAVOIDABLE. MM-HMM.
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YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE OLD ENOUGH
TO DRIVE,
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IT WOULDN'T BE
AN ISSUE.
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AND FIGHT
MAGICAL CREATURES
ON A DAILY BASIS.
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I THINK I'VE EARNED IT.
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TWO MORE YEARS,
JAKIE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE
THEY HAND OUT
DRIVER'S LICENSES
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TO JUST ANYBODY--
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WHOO-HOO!
- [SPLASH]
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SORRY ABOUT THAT,
DOOFUSES.
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HA HA, I HATE
TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
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BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 16
TO DRIVE.
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I AM. THE BRADSTER
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WAS HELD BACK TWICE
IN THE THIRD GRADE.
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NOW I'M 2 YEARS
STRONGER, SMARTER,
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AND DRIVING-ER
THAN YOU LOSERS.
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SORRY YOU DON'T
HAVE CARS!
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BEING HELD BACK
ROCKS! WHOO-HOO!
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[ENGINE STARTING]
LATER, LOSERS!
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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KID, SOME CREATURE'S
GOING BERSERK
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AT THE MAGICAL
FLEA MARKET.
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YOU BETTER GET
OVER THERE, PRONTO.
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OH! AND IT'S RAINING
CATS AND DOGS,
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YOU MAY GET
A LITTLE WET.
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NO KIDDING.
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¶ HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶
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¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH,
DRAGON TAIL ¶
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¶ BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WELL, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
OF THE N.Y.C. ¶
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YA HEARD!
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
- YOW!
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OK, I'M THE PROTECTOR
OF THE MAGICAL WORLD,
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BUT BRAD'S THE ONE
WITH CAR PRIVILEGES?
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HOW MESSED UP
IS THAT?
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JAKE! DON'T JAB
THE JUNIOROSITY.
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FO' SHO'. BEING 14
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HAS GOT
ITS PRIVILEGES, TOO.
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OH, YEAH?
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NOBODY UNDER 17
SEES CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE 3
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UNLESS ACCOMPANIED
BY A LEGAL GUARDIAN.
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YOU KNOW THE RULES,
LITTLE MISTER.
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NO SCAMPERING OFF
TO HIPPY-HOP
HOUSE PARTIES
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ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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[SIRENS AND BELLS]
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HUH?!
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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AS OUR ONE MILLIONTH
CUSTOMER,
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ON AN ALL-EXPENSE
PAID TRIP TO HAWAII!
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YOU ARE OVER 18,
RIGHT?
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RIGHT?
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I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
14 IS ROUTINE.
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OLDER IS GOLDER.
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BRACE YOURSELF.
THIS IS OUR STOP.
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All: AAAHHH!
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GOTTA SAY,
NOT REALLY LOVIN'
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THE MAGICAL SUBWAY STOP.
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[PANTS RIPPING]
- AAHH!
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I'M NOT SEEING MUCH
IN THE WAY OF BERSERKING
CREATURES.
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ARE YOU SURE THAT--
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NOBODY LOOT ANYTHING
WHILE WE'RE GONE.
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[CRASH]
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KID, TALK TO ME.
WHAT'S THIS THING LOOK LIKE?
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SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
[CLICK]
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AN AVIMETRIS?
YUH-OH.
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YUH-OH?
DON'T SAY YUH-OH!
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I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY
YUH-OH.
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
MAKE SURE YOU STAY AWAY
FROM THE TENT---
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OK. WHY IS FU
CONCERNED ABOUT
TENTS,
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WHEN THERE ARE
TENTACLES AFTER
US?
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YO, AVI.
I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
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SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU
SOME PHONE MANNERS.
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DRAGON UP!
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[ROARING]
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THAT'S IT, JAKIE.
HIT IT WITH YO' BEST--
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Both: AAAHHH!
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I KNOW YOU DID NOT
JUST GET YOUR SQUID SLIME
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ALL OVER MY JAZZY
NEW TOP.
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THAT'S IT.
IT'S TIME FOR SOME
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DEEP-FRIED CALAMARI.
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[ROAR]
- MMF! MMM!
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I THINK HE SAID
"MMF! MMM!"
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GUYS, I GOT AN IDEA!
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GRAB ONTO EACH OTHER!
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[ROARING]
- AAAHH!
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UUHHH--UNH!
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YOU KNOW WHAT GOES
WITH SEAFOOD?
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PRETZELS.
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[ROARING]
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WHOA!
- WHOA!
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[ROARING]
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AND DON'T COME BACK!
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THOSE ARE SOME SERIOUSLY
MESSED-UP TENTACLES.
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NOW WE KNOW
WHAT FU WAS REFERRING TO
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WHEN HE WARNED US
ABOUT THE TENTS.
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EVIL CAMPERS.
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WHAT? YOU HAVE
A BETTER THEORY?
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[YAWNING]
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JAKE, YOUR GRANDFATHER'S
BEEN CALLING FOR YOU.
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UHH. LONG DAY.
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TALK TO HIM TOMORROW.
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MUST SHOWER.
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OOF!
- OCCUPIED.
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HALEY, COME ON.
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I STINK LIKE
DRAGON SWEAT.
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I'M SORRY, JAKE.
BUT WE HAD A VERY FESTIVE
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TEA PARTY TODAY,
AND ALL OF MY DOLLS
HAVE TO GO.
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ESPECIALLY PRINCESS FAIRHAIR.
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[GIGGLES]
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GREAT. ONLY 4 MORE
YEARS BEFORE I CAN
MOVE OUT
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AND NOT HAVE
TO SHARE A BATHROOM
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WITH MY ANNOYING
LITTLE SISTER.
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AND HER DOLLS!
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[SIGHS]
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[ALARM BUZZES]
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[YAWN]
MAN, HOW LONG
TILL CHRISTMAS?
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'CAUSE THESE PJs
ARE GETTING
A LITTLE TIGHT.
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[GASP]
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WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY BROTHER?
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HALEY, WHAT'S
YOUR DEAL?
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JAKE?
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HALEY?
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HALEY! OK...
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FREAK,
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UH, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE A LOOK
AT YOURSELF.
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AAH!
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YOU'VE GOT TO GET
TO GRANDPA'S!
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I'VE GOT TO
GET TO GRANDPA'S!
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WAIT! THE ALARM'S ON.
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I'M POURING MILK
ON YOUR CEREAL.
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COUNTDOWN TO SOGGY CITY
STARTS NOW!
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DAD! HE CAN'T SEE ME
LIKE THIS.
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I'LL DISTRACT HIM
WHILE YOU SNEAK OUT.
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HOP-TO, HALEY-HOO.
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UM, DAD?
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
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OH, WHAT ABOUT,
PUNKIN?
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UM...LADY THINGS.
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I--YOU KNOW, I--HA HA.
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I DON'T--I--UH,
WHOA!
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EE! OW!
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MORNING, ALL!
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WHY DON'T YOU TWO
HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH,
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WHERE, UH, YOU CAN--
[SPUTTERS]
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SIP COCOA AND TALK
ABOUT YOUR LADY THINGS.
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LADY THINGS?
WHAT LADY THINGS?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL EVEN LIGHT
A NICE, CRACKLING FIRE
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SO YOU CAN TALK
IN FRONT OF IT
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LIKE THEY DO
IN THOSE COMMERCIALS.
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"OH, JEAN-PIERRE."
YOU KNOW, THAT ONE.
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NO FIRE. NO FIRE!
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WHOA! OW!
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WHOA!
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AHH!
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OH, MAN!
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING
AN OLD MAN?
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SPUD? TRIXIE?
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YOU GUYS GOT OLD, TOO?
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WAY OLD. HOW OLD?
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WHERE'S YOUR HOME
TRAINING, BOY?
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YOU AIN'T EVER SUPPOSED
TO ASK A WOMAN HER AGE.
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OH, NO. I'M EVEN ACTING
LIKE AN OLD LADY.
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AND WHERE'D I GET
THIS PURSE FROM?
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Together: WE'VE GOT TO GET
TO GRANDPA'S!
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Grandpa: YUP. THIS WOULD
BE WHY I TOLD YOU
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TO STAY CLEAR
OF THE AVIMETRIS'
TENTACLES.
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TENTACLES?
YOU SAID "TENT".
I HEARD "TENT".
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DID HE NOT SAY
"TENT"?
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OK, I DON'T KNOW
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DON'T WORRY.
HEARING IS THE FIRST TO GO.
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I SAID...
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[YELLING] AH, YES!
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THIS WOULD BE WHY
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I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.
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BUT YOU GONNA HAVE
TO GIVE ME
A LITTLE MORE
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SHEESH. YOU SURE TURNED
INTO A CRABBY OLD LADY.
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UH, YEAH. YOU TRY
WAKIN' UP IN THE A.M.
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WITH YOUR BOOTY
6 INCHES LOWER THAN
IT WAS IN THE P.M.,
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AND SEE WHAT KINDA MOOD
YOU IN.
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UH...HM. ALL RIGHT.
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HERE'S THE DEAL.
THE AVIMETRIS
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HAS GOT THE ABILITY
TO LIVE FOREVER
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SEE, WHEN THE THREE OF YOU
WERE IN THE AVIMETRIS'
TENTACLES,
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IT MUST'VE JUST, YOU KNOW--
All: [GASP]
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SUCTIONED THE YOUTH
RIGHT OUT OF YOU.
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AH. MY SKIN'S
ALL LOOSE.
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HEY, MAYBE I CAN
USE THESE WRINKLES
FOR BODY POCKETS.
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YO, WAIT--WAIT,
WAIT A MINUTE.
NUH-UH-UH, UH-UH!
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YOU! NO SNACK MIX
IN YOUR OLD MAN FOLDS.
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YOU'LL GET ANTS.
AND THAT'S JUST NASTY.
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AND YOU!
HOW COME YOU
A STRAPPING
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21-YEAR-OLD,
AND ME AND SPUD
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PROBABLY 'CAUSE IT DIDN'T
HANG ON TO ME
AS LONG AS YOU GUYS.
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[DOOR OPENS]
OH, SORRY I'M LATE.
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THE LINE AT LING-CHO'S
GROCER WAS--AIIEE-YAH!
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DIDN'T FU WARN YOU
TO STAY AWAY
FROM THE TENTACLES?
233
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,313
HE SAID "TENT".
234
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,548
SPUD, GET OVER IT.
235
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,116
FU, HOW DO WE CHANGE
BACK?
236
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,252
"IN ORDER FOR THE AGE
OF ITS VICTIMS
TO BE RESTORED,
237
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,321
"THE AVIMETRIS
MUST BE VANQUISHED."
238
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,589
THAT THING ATTACKED
LAST NIGHT.
239
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,692
WHERE ARE WE GONNA
STAY UNTIL YOU
FIND IT?
240
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,694
AND DON'T SAY HERE,
BECAUSE THIS PLACE
241
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,296
SMELLS LIKE
OLD PEOPLE.
242
00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:27,465
[SNIFFS]
OH, WAIT. THAT'S ME.
243
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:32,671
AND I THINK I KNOW
JUST THE PLACE
YOU CAN GO.
244
00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,740
LEROY? LEROY, IS THAT YOU?
245
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,709
I THOUGHT I LOST YOU
IN THE TRENCHES
246
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,812
DURING THE GNOME-OGRE WAR
OF '52.
247
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,214
UM, SURE. WHY NOT?
248
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,585
AWW. HE SEEMS LIKE
A FRIENDLY OLD GUY.
249
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,788
I'LL PLAY YOU
FOR YOUR HEARING AID BATTERIES.
250
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:53,425
UM, DUDE. THOSE
ARE MY EARDRUMS.
251
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,693
BUT...OK.
252
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:59,264
GRAMPS PUT US
IN A MAGICAL
OLD FOLKS HOME.
253
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,299
I DON'T SUPPOSE
ANY OF Y'ALL PLAY
254
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,601
"SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
REVOLUTION"?
255
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,603
IS THAT LIKE
CANASTA?
256
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:10,141
'CAUSE I PLAY
A MEAN CANA--
[SNORES]
257
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,743
[SNORE]
258
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:16,314
LET HER DROOL.
HER TAIL NEEDS
THE MOISTURE.
259
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,716
HOW 'BOUT YOU
DON'T TELL ME
260
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,317
HOW TO RUN THIS PLACE,
261
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,352
AND I DON'T HOCK ONE
262
00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,721
IN YOUR FRIEND'S
FRUIT CUPS TONIGHT.
263
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,857
TRIXIE CARTER
AND ARTHUR SPUDINSKY?
264
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,459
LAO CHI CALLED AHEAD.
265
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,493
YOUR ROOMS ARE READY.
266
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,829
LIGHTS OUT IS AT 6:45 P.M.
267
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,130
DINNER IS AT 4:30.
268
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:36,334
AND VISITING HOURS
ENDED 5 MINUTES AGO.
269
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,203
OH. YEAH, UM...
270
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:42,307
YOU JUST HURRY
AND FIND THAT MONSTER.
OK, JAKIE?
271
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,709
I'M OVER HERE.
AND DON'T WORRY.
272
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,845
I'M 21 YEARS OLD NOW,
REMEMBER?
273
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,413
I CAN TOTALLY
HANDLE THINGS.
274
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,715
AND NEXT TIME
YOU VISIT YOUR FRIENDS,
275
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,385
DON'T PARK IN THE FIRE LANE.
276
00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,552
TCCH! THAT'S NOT MY CAR.
277
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,689
I MEAN, DO I LOOK
OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE?
278
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,457
I'M OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE!
279
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,560
MMWAH! YEAH!
280
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,962
READ 'EM AND WEEP.
FULL HOUSE.
281
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,764
NOW HAND OVER
THOSE HEARING AIDS.
282
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,866
BUT I'M NOT WEARING
ANY.
283
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,868
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
AAH, DOUBLE OR NOTHING!
284
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,904
DON'T WORRY, GRAMPS.
I'M HOT ON THE TRAIL
OF THE AVIMETRIS.
285
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,806
UH, YOU WEREN'T
PLANNING ON USING
286
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,641
YOUR VAN TODAY,
RIGHT?
287
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,575
NO REASON.
288
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,712
HA. GRANDPAS. ALWAYS
WORRYING,
289
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:25,250
SO, WHAT SAY WE GET
BACK TO THE OLD
DRIVING TEST?
290
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,451
UH--UH, THE CURB!
291
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,486
MAILBOX!
- [BRAKES SQUEALING]
292
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,854
SORRY! STILL LEARNING!
293
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,757
RED LIGHT!
294
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,459
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
[CRASH]
295
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,494
I'LL JUST GO THIS WAY.
296
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,496
ONE WAY STREET!
ONE WAY STREET!
297
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,631
WELL, NOT ANYMORE.
298
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,266
[HONKING]
299
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,501
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER.
300
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,438
[HONKING]
- PERFECT FIT!
301
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,340
SO. HOW'D I DO?
302
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,443
YOUNG MAN, THAT WAS
THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE,
303
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,412
PATHETIC SHOW OF DRIVING
I HAVE EVER WITNESSED!
304
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,914
YOU WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER
BLINDFOLDED,
305
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,981
STEERING WITH YOUR FEET!
306
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,551
OK. I'LL TRY THAT
WHEN I TAKE THE TEST
307
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,619
WITH YOU AGAIN TOMORROW.
308
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,654
AND THE DAY AFTER THAT,
309
00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:05,323
AND THE DAY AFTER
THAT...
310
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:10,895
HERE'S YOUR LICENSE, KID.
311
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,230
NOW REMEMBER OUR DEAL.
312
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,333
STAY OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
313
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:16,868
HA!
314
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,739
[SPEAKING IN RHYTHM]
DOUBLE DUTCH,
DUTCH IS DOUBLE.
315
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,575
IF YOU TRIP
THEN YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
316
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,578
HA HA! BEAT YOU
AGAIN, LEROY!
317
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,879
AT YOUR OWN GAME,
NO LESS.
318
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:31,783
MAN, HOW CAN LEGS
SO STUBBY
BE SO LIMBER?
319
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,852
YEAH, YEAH.
HAND OVER YOUR
HEARING AIDS
320
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:37,689
AND YOUR DENTURES.
COME ON, GIVE IT!
321
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,625
BUT THESE
ARE MY REAL TEETH,
322
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,560
I SWEAR! AAGH!
323
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,764
TAKE YOUR HANDS
OUT OF MY MOUTH,
OLD MAN!
324
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,432
HELP!
325
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,368
[DOOR OPENS]
WHAT'S UP, PARTY SENIORS?
326
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,537
DID YOU FIND
THE AVIMETRIS, BABY?
327
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,707
UM, NOT YET.
BUT, I BROUGHT YOU
SOME PRESENTS
328
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,476
TO HELP YOU
PASS THE TIME.
HA! CHECK IT.
329
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,478
PRUNE JUICE, DENTURE CREAM,
330
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,580
WHOOPSY-DAISY
OVERNIGHT BRIEFS.
331
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,784
UH...NO MORE.
OH, NO MORE.
332
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,720
HEY, I KNOW WHAT'LL
CHEER YOU UP.
333
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,355
MY SWEET NEW RIDE.
334
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,858
YOU GET LITTLE PLASTIC
FRIENDS CALLED CREDIT CARDS.
335
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,294
THIS BABY ONLY TOOK 4.
WANT TO GO FOR A SPIN?
336
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,464
UH, YOU DO KNOW CREDIT CARDS
IS JUST LOANS, RIGHT?
337
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,466
YOU GOT TO PAY
THEM PEOPLE BACK.
338
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,835
HA. I'D BETTER GET
MORE CREDIT CARDS.
339
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,538
JAKE! ARE YOU EVEN HUNTING
FOR THAT AVIMETRIS?
340
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,473
'CAUSE I AIN'T GETTING
NO YOUNGER.
341
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,674
AND SPUD, WELL...
342
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,643
AAAHHH! GET HIM--
343
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,610
I WANT THOSE TEETH!
344
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,579
HEY. IT'S OLDER,
MORE MATURE JAKE
345
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,650
YOU'RE TALKING TO.
I'M ON THIS THING 24/7.
346
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,486
ONE FOR
CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE 3.
347
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,654
THAT'S RIGHT. JUST ONE.
348
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,023
NO SISTER, NO PARENTS.
NO RULES.
349
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,625
'CAUSE THIS EAGLE
IS LEGAL.
350
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,494
WELCOME TO YOUR SUITE, SIR.
351
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,796
AS REQUESTED,
A 6 FOOT TRAMPOLINE,
352
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,098
2 SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
PARTY MACHINES,
353
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,501
AND ENOUGH PUDDING
TO FILL THE BATHTUB.
354
00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,405
ACTUALLY, YOU CAN
CANCEL THE TRAMPOLINE.
355
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,041
THESE SOFAS GOT BOUNCE!
356
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,542
BUT IF I CAN'T
HOP THE CURB,
357
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:08,546
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET THIS BABY
UP ON 2 WHEELS?
358
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,749
AND YOU CAN EVEN
PAY TRAFFIC TICKETS
WITH A CREDIT CARD.
359
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:15,353
THERE'S NOTHING BAD
ABOUT BEING 21.
360
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,424
I MISSED 21
AND SKIPPED STRAIGHT TO 81!
361
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,658
LOOK, GRAMPS AND FU
362
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,493
ARE CLOSE
TO FINDING THIS THING.
363
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,996
THIS HAS BEEN A DREAM
COME TRUE FOR ME.
364
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,531
IT'S LIKE
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER
365
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,566
WANTED TO DO, I'M DOIN'.
366
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,434
EXACTLY.
367
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,969
EVERYTHING
YOU WANT TO DO.
368
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,404
WHERE IS
THE LOVE FOR US?
369
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,773
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
370
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,041
BEFORE WE ALL
TURN BACK TO NORMAL,
371
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,445
LET'S THROW
THE BIGGEST PARTY, EVER!
372
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,080
TONIGHT.
AT MY NEW PAD.
373
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:46,517
WELL, I GUESS
A PARTY SOUNDS GOOD.
374
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,886
I LOVE SODA,
I LOVE PIZZA,
375
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,022
LOVE SHAKIN', SHAKIN'
WHAT THE GOOD LORD MAKE IT.
376
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,926
SPUD, OH, I
THINK I'M STUCK.
377
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,160
SPUD!
378
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,428
STAY BACK.
379
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,863
I BEAT YOU
AT SHUFFLEBOARD.
380
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,098
NOW HAND OVER
YOUR TOUPEE!
381
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,601
I TOLD YOU.
THIS IS MY REAL HAIR.
382
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,770
MY REAL HAIR!
383
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,171
AAH!
384
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,139
YAAH!
385
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,408
OW! YAH!
386
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:16,180
AND IF YOU
STRIKE ME DOWN,
387
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,650
I ONLY
BECOME STRONGER.
388
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,184
WEEYA!
389
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,621
OK. YOU GUYS
WORK OUT YOUR ISSUES
390
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,857
AND I'LL SEE YA TONIGHT.
391
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,693
REMEMBER, KEEP
THE SODAS FLOWING,
392
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,495
AND NOBODY'S
SUNDAES ARE ALLOWED
393
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,864
TO BE HALF EMPTY.
394
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,100
AH, NOTHING THAT CAN'T WAIT
TILL TOMORROW. RIGHT?
395
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,902
[ROARING]
396
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,539
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING?
397
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,107
SORRY YOU CAN'T REACH ME
398
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,175
BUT PLEASE
DON'T BREACH ME.
399
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,510
BE BRIEF
AFTER THE BEEP.
[BEEP]
400
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,911
HE MUST BE
SCREENIN' HIS CALLS.
401
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,579
WHAT, HE TURNS 21
AND SUDDENLY
402
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,049
HE'S TOO GOOD TO
ANSWER HIS--AAH!
403
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,083
WHOA!
404
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,752
I CANNOT FIGHT
THIS THING ALONE!
405
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,721
AAH! YAA!
406
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:02,860
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
407
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,028
YOU GUYS MADE IT.
408
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:04,996
AWESOME!
409
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,764
SNACK MIX?
410
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,067
[RETCHES]
411
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,568
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
412
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,871
YO, WELCOME
TO MY TOTALLY FUN
413
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,873
...DRAISER FOR
THE POLICEMAN'S BALL.
414
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,842
THE NEIGHBORS ARE
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NOISE.
415
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,044
YOU DON'T CLEAR EVERYBODY
OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY
416
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,647
I'M CITING YOU
FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
417
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,681
DISORDERLY
WHAT, NOW?
418
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,516
YO, I'M JUST A KID.
419
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,985
EH HE HE. NICE TRY.
420
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,687
OR I'M TAKING YOU
DOWN TO THE STATION.
421
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,888
WHAT?! [MUSIC STOPS]
WHAT THE--
422
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,057
YOU CAN'T
ESCAPE ME, LEROY!
423
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,592
YAAH!
424
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,728
AAH! ALL RIGHT.
THAT IS IT.
425
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,062
YOU'RE COMIN'
WITH ME!
426
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,230
NO, WAIT. I--
427
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,064
AAH!
428
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,599
UHH. [EXHALES]
429
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,668
TRIXIE TRIED
TO SHAKY, SHAKY.
430
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,105
BUT I THINK SHE
BREAKY, BREAKY.
431
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,606
AAH!
432
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,642
YOU CAN'T HIDE LEROY FROM ME!
433
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,844
UH, JAKE!
434
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,945
SAVE ME?
435
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:54,746
JAKEY,
436
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:55,613
TURN ME BACK, BOY.
437
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,615
I CAN'T FEEL MY ANYTHING!
438
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,916
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT
439
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,587
OK. EVERYBODY, CHILL.
I'LL FIX THINGS.
440
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:06,758
I'LL JUST--I, UH,
441
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,231
[GROANS]
442
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,833
MAN, I'M STARTIN' TO THINK
THIS GROWIN' UP STUFF
443
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,602
AIN'T ALL
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.
444
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,605
YOU KNOW, I WANTED
TO BE A SITCOM ACTOR,
445
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:25,076
I'M STUCK AS A STINKIN'
MESSENGER FAIRY!
446
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,677
OH, YEAH.
YOU HAVE A MESSAGE.
447
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,678
FU DOG SAYS...
448
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,749
KID, GET TO
GRANDPA'S SHOP, PRONTO.
449
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:36,554
A-GU GU-GU. GU. GU.
450
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,590
KID,
451
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,591
IT'S TERRIBLE.
452
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,559
I WAS HIT
BY THE AVIMETRIS
453
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,094
OVER IN
THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT.
454
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:43,861
YOU WERE?
455
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,230
ALL THE EXTRA WRINKLES
WITH THE THING?
456
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,166
AHH, THAT'S NOT
THE WORST OF IT.
457
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,801
COME HERE.
458
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,037
GRAMPS!
459
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,841
JAKE, I DON'T THINK HE
HAD MUCH USE LEFT TO SPARE.
460
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,342
GRAMPS, I'M SO SORRY.
461
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,744
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
462
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,413
DO NOT BURDEN YOURSELF
463
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,848
WITH BLAME, YOUNG ONE.
464
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,617
THE HANDS OF FATE
OFTEN--
465
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,819
OH, WHAT AM I SAYING?
466
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,720
YES, IT'S YOUR FAULT.
467
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:14,325
JAKE, YOU MUST FIND AND
DEFEAT THE AVIMETRIS.
468
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,861
THE OLD MAN'S
ON A BULLET TRAIN
469
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,597
TO BYE-BYE VILLE.
470
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,604
ANOTHER SCONE FOR YOU,
PRINCESS FARIA?
471
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,306
PSST.
472
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,641
HALEY, I NEED YOUR HELP!
473
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,678
I AM NOT FLOSSING
YOUR BACK SCALES, AGAIN.
474
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,746
WAIT. WHY ARE YOU STILL BIG?
475
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,116
LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO
HELP ME CATCH SOMETHING.
476
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,118
I NEED YOUR YOUTH.
477
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,353
I'M SO YOUNG
478
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,889
AND SO DEFENSELESS.
479
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,325
I WONDER WHAT'S AROUND
THIS DARK CORNER.
480
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,229
JAKE, IF THE AVIMETRIS
WERE ANYWHERE AROUND HERE,
481
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,297
IT WOULD HAVE COME AFTER
MY BRIGHT-EYED, FRESH FACED,
482
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,333
KEWPIE DOLL CUTENESS HOURS AGO.
483
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,236
'CAUSE GRAMPS
IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
484
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,971
AND UNLESS WE
DESTROY THE AVIMETRIS,
485
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,706
WE'RE--
[GROWLING]
486
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,974
[GROWLS]
487
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,009
BACKIN' UP.
488
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,944
WELL, LOOK WHO SLITHERED IN.
489
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,380
YOU TOOK SOMETHING
FROM THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT.
490
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,281
AND GUESS WHAT?
491
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,916
I'M TAKIN' IT BACK.
492
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,852
[GROANING]
493
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,424
AAH! [GROANS]
494
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,392
[GROWLS]
495
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,127
AAH!
496
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,030
WHOA!
497
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,265
HALEY!
498
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,267
[GASPS]
499
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,704
UHH!
500
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,441
[AVIMETRIS SQUISHING]
501
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,315
NOW, I'M MAD, YOU BIG SQUIDIOT.
502
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,950
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IF SOMEONE SUCTIONED
503
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,018
THE YOUTH OUT OF YOU?
504
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,053
SUCTION THE YOUTH
OUT OF YOU.
505
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,288
THAT'S IT!
506
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,757
HALEY, FOLLOW MY LEAD.
507
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,202
READY TO PLAY?
508
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,783
Jake: LET'S SEE
HOW HE LIKES
509
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:22,019
SUCKING SOME
OF HIS OWN YOUTH.
510
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,821
AH, CHECK IT!
511
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,957
HE CAN'T HANDLE IT.
512
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,498
WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF FUN!
513
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,201
EXCEPT FOR THE GUTS PART.
514
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,504
IT'S NEVER FELT
SO GOOD TO BE A KID.
515
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,407
NOW, BEFORE I RELIEVE YOU OF
516
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,444
YOUR TEETH, YOUR HEARING,
AND YOUR HAIR--
517
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,313
ANY LAST WORDS?
518
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,516
YEAH.
519
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,352
HOPE YOU'RE THIRSTY.
520
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,121
HA HA HA HA.
521
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:02,560
YEAH, BABY! WE ARE BACK.
522
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,501
FU DOG!
523
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,837
THERE'S
A VICIOUS CREATURE
ON THE LOOSE
524
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,839
AND YOU'RE HERE
PLAYING NURSE MAID?
525
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:18,542
GOOD JOB, KID. GOOD JOB.
526
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,046
HEY, GUYS! WAIT UP!
527
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:22,980
JAKE, DUDE.
528
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,482
YOU LOOK WORSE
THAN WE DID
529
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,050
WHEN WE WERE 80.
530
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,451
I TOOK A NIGHT JOB
STOCKING SHELVES
531
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,787
TO PAY OFF MY CREDIT CARDS.
532
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,890
LOOK WHO'S FINALLY
SOUNDING LIKE AN ADULT.
533
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,060
YEAH. THE WHOLE LOOKING 21
THING CAME EASY.
534
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,529
BUT THE BEING MATURE ENOUGH
TO HANDLE IT PART?
535
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,231
NOT SO MUCH.
536
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,134
SORRY FOR BEING
SUCH A JERK.
537
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,201
IT'S ALL GOOD.
538
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,202
UH, NO WORRIES.
539
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,504
COMING THROUGH!
540
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,838
BUT SPEAKING
OF JERKS...
541
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,007
AND IMMATURITY!
542
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,375
WHOO-HOO!
CHECK ME OUT!
543
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,244
BEING OLD ROCKS!
544
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,514
ROCKS! WHOO-HOO!
545
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,283
[CRASH]
546
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,485
Brad: OH, MAN...
547
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,520
KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
548
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,022
BEING 14 ROCKS JUST FINE.
549
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,024
[BRAD GROANS]
550
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:15,366
Jake: COOL.
LET'S CHECK OUT...BRAD.
551
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,300
HA! HA HA!
552
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,402
WELL, EXCEPT FOR
THE NASTY HAIR
553
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,904
GROWING OUT OF HIS EARS.
554
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,973
YOU SHOULDN'T TAUNT
THE HOLOGRAMS.
555
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,142
HE SHOULD AT LEAST
BRAID IT OR SOMETHING.
556
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,510
I'M TELLING YA,
JAKE, DON'T--
557
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,945
FU, HAND ME THE PHONE
SO I CAN CALL
558
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,880
THE UGLY POLICE
ON HIS SORRY--
559
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,949
UHH!