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¶ HE'S SLOBBY ¶

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¶ SHE'S SNOTTY ¶

3
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¶ BUT HE THINKS
SHE'S A HOTTIE ¶

4
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¶ THE SPUD AND STACEY SHOW ¶

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¶ SHE'S PERKY ¶

6
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¶ HE'S LUCKY ¶

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¶ CAN THEIR LOVE
EVER WORKY ¶

8
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¶ THE SPUD AND STACY SHOW ¶

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¶ WHEREVER THEY GO ¶

10
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¶ HE SAYS YES ¶
¶ THEY SAY NO ¶

11
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¶ THEY ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE TONIGHT ¶

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¶ WHEREVER-- ¶

13
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UH, SPUD, HELLO?

14
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ARE YOU DREAMING
YOU AND STACY

15
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ARE STARS
IN YOUR OWN
SITCOM AGAIN?

16
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NO.

17
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[SIGHS] OK, YES.

18
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THERE'S GONNA BE ONE
WHERE SHE BURNS
THE POT ROAST,

19
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AND THEN WE ALL LEARN
THE TRUE MEANING
OF NEW YEAR'S EVE.

20
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SORRY, SPUD.
BUT TRUST US,

21
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YOU CAN TOTALLY
DO BETTER THAN HER.

22
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YEAH, THAT GIRL
IS SHALLOWER

23
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THAN A KIDDIE POOL
WITH A LEAK IN IT.

24
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UH, COLUMBUS SHMULUMBUS.

25
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NOW, WHICH ONE OF MY TOES
IS THE PRETTIEST?

26
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BITE YOUR TONGUES.

27
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STACY'S GOT MORE LAYERS
THAN AN ONION.

28
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I JUST...

29
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DIG HER SO MUCH.

30
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ATTENTION, HOODLUMS.

31
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TONIGHT IS FILLMORE FEST

32
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WHERE WE SHOWCASE
TO YOUR PARENTAL GUARDIANS

33
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ALL THAT IS GOOD
AT THIS SCHOOL.

34
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IT IS THE FIRST
OF MY ADMINISTRATION,

35
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AND IT WILL GO SMOOTHLY!

36
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AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW NOT
TO DRESS THIS EVENING,

37
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OBSERVE JAKE LONG.

38
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[GASPS]

39
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HAIR SHALL BE COMBED,
NOT SPIKY.

40
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PROPER SLACKS
WILL BE MANDATORY.

41
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NONE OF THIS
HALF PANTS, HALF SHORTS,

42
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CHICKEN LEGGED LOOK.

43
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[STUDENTS LAUGH]

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YO, ROT--

45
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AND NO MORE
OF THIS "YO. "

46
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WHEN YOU SPEAK
YOUR STREET SLANG,

47
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NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.

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DISMISSED!

49
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OK, THAT IS IT.

50
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I HAVE HAD IT
WITH ROTWOOD.

51
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TONIGHT AT FILLMORE FEST,

52
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IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

53
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[CRYING] WE'RE THERE
FOR YOU, MAN.

54
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WE TOTALLY
FEEL YOUR PAIN.

55
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THANKS, SPUD.

56
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BUT DUDE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TAKE IT SO HARD.

57
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[SNIFFLING]
I'M NOT.
IT'S THE ONION.

58
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UM, ARE YOU CRYING?

59
00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,390
UH...NO, I WAS--

60
00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,708
YES, YOU TOTALLY WERE.

61
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YOU WERE TOTALLY
TEARING UP
LIKE A BABY

62
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BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND
GOT HUMILIATED
BY ROTWOOD.

63
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NO, IT WAS--

64
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THAT IS SO SENSITIVE.

65
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AND SWEET.

66
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AND SO TOTALLY...

67
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HOT.

68
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UH...CAN'T WE ALL
JUST LEARN TO LOVE?

69
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[CRYING]

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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

71
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

72
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

73
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

74
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶

75
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

76
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

79
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

80
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

81
00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,884
¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶

82
00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,452
¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶

83
00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,154
¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶

84
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶

85
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

86
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

87
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

88
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

89
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I GIVE YOU THE PRINCIPAL
OF FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL,

90
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HANS ROTWOOD.

91
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[CHEERING]

92
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<i> DANKE.</i> THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.

93
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BEFORE WE ARE BEGINNING,

94
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I AM PROUD TO UNVEIL
THE WOODSHOP'S NEWEST CREATION,

95
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A MAHOGANY STATUE
OF FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT

96
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MILLARD FILLMORE.

97
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]

98
00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,041
YES, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
YES, YES.

99
00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,943
AND LATER TONIGHT,
PRESIDENT FILLMORE'S

100
00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,745
6-YEAR-OLD GREAT,
GREAT, GREAT,

101
00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,814
GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER
MILLIE WILL BE HERE

102
00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:11,049
TO SHARE HER
MELODIOUS SINGING.

103
00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,951
[CROWD CHEERS]

104
00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:18,390
PARENTS, STUDENTS, FRIENDS,

105
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THE STATE OF OUR SCHOOL
IS STRONG.

106
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[CROWD CHEERS]

107
00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,364
HEAR ME WHEN I SAY,

108
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I CHEW OTHER PEOPLE'S GUM

109
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AND SPIT IT IN THE HAIR
OF YOUR MONKEY-FACED
CHILDREN.

110
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[MICROPHONE WHISTLES]

111
00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,942
DID HE JUST CALL HIMSELF
A GUM SPITTER?

112
00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,911
FORGET THAT.
HE CALLED OUR KIDS
MONKEY FACED.

113
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NO, NO. I DIDN'T.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.

114
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SOMEONE HAS CHANGED
THE TELEPROMPTER.

115
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HE'S WAVING.
THAT'S OUR CUE.

116
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[BAND PLAYS]

117
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NO! NOT YET.

118
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STAY BACK, PLEASE.

119
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I MUST FINISH
MY SPEECH.

120
00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,458
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

121
00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,861
Crowd: OOH, OH!

122
00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,230
MY MAHOGANY MILLARD!

123
00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:01,600
HE WAS SO HARD
TO CARVE.

124
00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:05,304
PLEASE, THIS WAS ALL
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

125
00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,555
I WAS PUNKED.

126
00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,805
THE TELEPROMPTER!
THE BAND!

127
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,241
THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE A SONG.

128
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¶ YANKEE DOODLE
WENT TO LONDON ¶

129
00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,061
¶ RIDING ON A PONY ¶

130
00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,112
SILENCE YOUR MELODIOUS SINGING.
I DIDN'T MEAN NOW.

131
00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:18,950
[CRYING]

132
00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,086
OH! I'M SORRY.

133
00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,422
I--OH!

134
00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,861
HE JUST DESECRATED
OUR 13TH PRESIDENT.

135
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ROTWOOD, YOU'RE A MONSTER!

136
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[CROWD YELLING]

137
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[SIGHS]

138
00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,472
MAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE
LAST NIGHT?

139
00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:43,008
WE CHANGED ONE LINE
IN ROTWOOD'S SPEECH,

140
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ONE LINE.

141
00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,477
AND THE WALL
CAME TUMBLING DOWN.

142
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TOTALLY, MAN. I, OH!

143
00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,082
STACY!

144
00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,416
HAVE YOU GUYS,
LIKE, HEARD?

145
00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:54,119
PRINCIPAL ROTWOOD
WAS, LIKE, FIRED.

146
00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,387
SAY WHAT?
HUH?

147
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YOU KNOW, I'M NO FAN
OF OLD ROTTY,

148
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BUT A MAN...

149
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FIRED FROM
HIS LIFE'S PASSION.

150
00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:05,464
I MEAN...
IT'S JUST SO SAD.

151
00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,882
AH, THERE, THERE.

152
00:06:06,883 --> 00:06:08,299
DO YOU WANT TO GO
GET SOME ICE CREAM
OR SOMETHING?

153
00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:11,336
[SNIFFLING]
WILL THERE BE HOT FUDGE?

154
00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,505
A SQUIRT FOR EVERY TEAR.

155
00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,390
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,

156
00:06:15,391 --> 00:06:17,274
BUT I ACTUALLY FEEL
KIND OF BAD THAT...

157
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JAKE, WAY TO GO.

158
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WAY TO GO, JAKE.

159
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YEAH, BABY!

160
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THAT WE DIDN'T
GET RID OF HIM SOONER.

161
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THINK ABOUT IT, TRIX,

162
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NO MORE ROTWOOD,

163
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AND I'M THE MOST
POPULAR KID IN SCHOOL.

164
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WE CAN GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.

165
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[KIDS CHEERING]

166
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AT LEAST WITH ROTWOOD,

167
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YOU KNEW WHAT YOU
WAS IN FOR.

168
00:06:38,341 --> 00:06:40,497
WHO KNOWS HOW BAD
THIS NEW DUDE'S
GOING TO BE?

169
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HELLO, CHILDREN.

170
00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,069
I AM YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL.

171
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MY NAME IS SIGMUND BRONK.

172
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AND THIS SCHOOL YEAR

173
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IS GOING TO ROCK!

174
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[PLAYS ROCK MUSIC]

175
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HA! HA!

176
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,447
WHAT MAKES A SCHOOL
BURNING FOR LEARNING?

177
00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,517
LESS RULES AND MORE FUN.

178
00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,619
SO WHO WANTS CHEESEBURGERS?

179
00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,320
[CROWD CHEERS]

180
00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,623
BURGERS INCOMING.

181
00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:06,925
I HAVE TWO WORDS, TRIX.

182
00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,028
OH, YEAH.

183
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,329
LOOK AT THAT.

184
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[SNIFFING]

185
00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,498
IT'S JUST SO MOVING

186
00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:17,402
TO SEE MEAT BEING
DISTRIBUTED AERIALLY.

187
00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:20,238
YOU ARE SO DEEP.

188
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,690
DO YOU SMELL ONIONS?

189
00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,141
MAYBE IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING
TO DISPOSE THE ROT.

190
00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:27,646
YOU FEEL ME?
'CAUSE THE SCHOOL IS BUMPING
WITH POSITIVITY, OK?

191
00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,481
HEY, SOMEBODY
GET PRINCIPAL BRONK.

192
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THERE'S SOME KIND OF
CRITTER IN
THE BOILER ROOM.

193
00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:34,553
AND IT AIN'T NATURAL.
IT AIN'T REAL.

194
00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,122
OK, NOBODY PANIC.

195
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I'M SURE IT'S JUST
MY PET...EMU.

196
00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,027
HOW'D SHE GET OUT?

197
00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,374
OK, THIS IS THE PART
OF THE MOVIE

198
00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,577
WHERE SOMEONE
IN THE AUDIENCE YELLS,

199
00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,645
DON'T GO DOWN THERE!

200
00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:07,385
WHAT THE CREATURE
DOUBLE FEATURE WAS THAT?

201
00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:08,987
I'M NOT SURE.

202
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,356
IT LOOKED LIKE
SOME KIND OF GIANT--

203
00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,458
BEAST!
BEAST!

204
00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:19,197
SLIMY TONGUE PUNCHES. NASTY!

205
00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,132
TIME TO DRAG--

206
00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,269
TO START DRAGGIN YOU, UM...

207
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,405
OFF ME, YOU SILLY EMU!

208
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:30,742
HIYA!

209
00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,179
OK, ANY BUG THAT BIG
HAS GOT TO BE MAGICAL.

210
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,547
BUT WHAT'S IT DOING
IN SCHOOL?

211
00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,516
WELL, IF HE'S HERE
FOR THE LEARNING,

212
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,185
HE'S GOT TO FIND
A STUDY GROUP.

213
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,187
THERE HE IS. LOOK OUT!

214
00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,593
I CALL THAT ONE
THE WINDSHIELD.

215
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:51,796
IT GOES 90 MILES AN HOUR
AND FLATTENS BUGS.

216
00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:53,298
[ALL SCREAM]

217
00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,700
TSK TSK. INFESTATION
IN THE BASEMENT.

218
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,103
IF ONLY ROTWOOD
HAD SPENT MORE TIME

219
00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,872
KEEPING THIS PLACE TIDY

220
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,640
AND LESS TIME
DESECRATING WOODEN STATUES.

221
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,642
JAKE, I ADMIRE
YOUR DEDICATION

222
00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,377
TO CLEANING UP THIS SCHOOL.

223
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,546
COME WITH ME.

224
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,815
[LAUGHING] YOUR PALS
SEEMED TO LEAVE VERY QUICKLY

225
00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,817
WHEN THEY SAW ME,
DIDN'T THEY?

226
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,219
I GUESS THEY THOUGHT
YOU WERE--

227
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,521
LET'S CUT THROUGH
THE CREAM CHEESE.

228
00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:17,456
EXCUSE ME?

229
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,390
I'M NOT HERE
TO LAUNCH BURGERS

230
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,442
AND WIPE SNOTTY,
LITTLE NOSES.

231
00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,493
I CAME TO DO WHAT THAT
BAVARIAN BOZO ROTWOOD COULDN'T.

232
00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:23,695
GIVE A SPEECH?

233
00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,196
CATCH THE DRAGON.

234
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,815
D-DRAGONS?

235
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,433
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALK--

236
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,936
STOP PLAYING ME.

237
00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,438
AHEM. I, TOO,
AM A RESEARCHER
OF THE MAGICAL WORLD.

238
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,573
ROTWOOD MAY BE A FOOL,

239
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:35,840
BUT I BELIEVE
HE WAS ON TO SOMETHING

240
00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,542
WITH HIS TALK OF A DRAGON
AT THIS SCHOOL.

241
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:40,512
BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT DRAGONS.

242
00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,447
BUT YOU DO, JAKE,
YOU DO.

243
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:45,417
SEE, I'VE READ
ROTWOOD'S FILES
ON YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS,

244
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,785
THE UNEXPLAINED
ABSENCES,

245
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,286
THE CURIOUS BEHAVIOR,

246
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,438
LIKE YOUR REACTION

247
00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:50,589
TO THOSE CREATURES
I PLANTED
IN THE BASEMENT.

248
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,690
EVERYONE'S
FROZEN IN FEAR,

249
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,858
BUT YOU THREE
RACE INTO ACTION.

250
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,293
ALMOST AS IF YOU ALL
HAD EXPERIENCE

251
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,462
FIGHTING MAGICAL
CREATURES.

252
00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,630
IF I KNOW MY MYTHOLOGY,
THAT'S A DRAGON'S JOB.

253
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:03,268
SO THEN,
WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS ON THE CLOCK, HMM?

254
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,236
YOU PLANTED THOSE THINGS?
BUT--

255
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,739
OH, I'VE HAD SOME
SMALL LUCK IN THE FIELD,

256
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,574
BUT THE PEOPLE
WHO FUND MY KIND
OF RESEARCH

257
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:10,675
NEED TO SEE
SOMETHING SPECIAL.

258
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:14,179
LIKE A CAPTURED DRAGON,
AND SOON...

259
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,281
I WILL DELIVER.

260
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,451
THIS IS BRONKIUM.

261
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,585
A CHEMICAL
OF MY OWN INVENTION

262
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,321
THAT WILL MAKE ANY
DISGUISED DRAGON

263
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,689
REVERT TO ITS TRUE FORM.

264
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,141
I HAVE BUT ONE VIAL NOW,

265
00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,592
BUT ONCE I USE IT
TO EXPOSE
THIS SCHOOL'S DRAGON,

266
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,461
I'LL HAVE THE FUNDING
TO MASS PRODUCE

267
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,329
ALL THE BRONKIUM
I COULD EVER WANT.

268
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,431
DRAGON'S EVERYWHERE
WILL BE UNMASKED.

269
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:38,536
AND THE NAME
SIGMUND BRONK
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY.

270
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,672
BUT, OF COURSE,
WE REGULAR HUMANS

271
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,807
HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.
NOW, DO WE?

272
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:47,412
NOPE. GUESS YOU'LL
JUST BE WASTING
YOUR ONLY VIAL THEN, HUH?

273
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,580
[BELL RINGS]

274
00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:50,582
PRINCIPAL BRONK!

275
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,583
IT'S RECESS.
CAN WE HANG OUT
WITH YOU?

276
00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:54,202
OF COURSE.

277
00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:55,819
NOW WHO WANTS TO LEARN
EXTREME FOUR SQUARE?

278
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,455
I DO! I DO!

279
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,523
[ALL CHEERING]

280
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,726
ANY TIME YOU WANT
TO TALK, JAKE.

281
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,461
RIGHT ON.

282
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,263
PEACE.

283
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,401
OH, MAN!

284
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,605
YO, GRAMPS,
WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS.

285
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,274
WITH THAT CHEMICAL,
BRONK IS BEYOND DANGEROUS.

286
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,342
HE MUST BE STOPPED.

287
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,877
YOU GOT ONE PRINCIPAL
FIRED, KID.

288
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,445
TIME TO GET WORKING
ON THE SEQUEL.

289
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,746
WHY DON'T I
JUST SNEAK IN,

290
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,449
STEAL THE BRONKIUM,
AND GET RID OF IT?

291
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,034
TOO RISKY.

292
00:11:26,035 --> 00:11:27,618
IF YOU WERE CAUGHT,
IT WOULD ONLY
PROVE TO HIM

293
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,971
THAT YOU WERE A DRAGON.

294
00:11:29,972 --> 00:11:32,322
FU DOG IS RIGHT,
YOU MUST GET RID
OF YOUR PRINCIPAL.

295
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,725
GET RID
OF YOUR PRINCIPAL?

296
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,494
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO--

297
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,529
DO YOU MIND?

298
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,430
ROTWOOD?

299
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,632
YOU, UH...
NEED SOME HELP?

300
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:41,800
<i> NEIN.</i> NO, NO. NO, NO.

301
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,601
I LOVE
THE SCAVENGING LIFE. AHA!

302
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:47,305
FOR EXAMPLE,
YOU SEE A HALF EATEN
CAN OF SOUP.

303
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,574
I SEE A HILARIOUS
NOVELTY HAT.

304
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,643
PUT HER THERE.

305
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,346
NO, WHO AM I KIDDING?

306
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,514
THIS IS A CRUEL WORLD.

307
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,983
WHICH HAS THE CAPACITY
TO SMASH DREAMS.

308
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,520
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
WITH YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL.

309
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,522
PRINCIPAL BRONK
IS A FREAK.

310
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,658
YES, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'M SURE HE'S A VERY--

311
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:10,562
BRONK! SURELY YOU DO NOT
MEAN SIGMUND BRONK.

312
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,298
UH...YEAH.
YOU KNOW HIM?

313
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:13,932
KNOW HIM?

314
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,834
<i> ACH MEIN STRUDEL.</i>

315
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,735
HE WAS MY PROFESSOR
AT THE UNIVERSITY.

316
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,305
IT WAS HE
WHO OPENED MY EYES

317
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,874
TO THE UNSEEN MAGICAL WORLD.

318
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,610
HE CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.

319
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,846
BUT BRONK WAS TOO HARSH
A TASK MASTER.

320
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:32,517
HE EXPLODED WITH RAGE
AT THE SLIGHTEST MISTAKE.

321
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,896
YEAH.

322
00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:35,274
I KIND OF KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

323
00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,652
BUT I'D STILL TAKE YOU
OVER BRONK ANY DAY.

324
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:41,025
AND I WOULD RETURN
IN A HEARTBEAT
IF I COULD.

325
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,564
HEY, EVERYBODY.

326
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,033
I HAVE A SURPRISE.

327
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,610
DON'T TAKE MOM'S
REACTION TOO PERSONALLY.

328
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,044
SHE BEATS ALL
OUR HOUSE GUESTS

329
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,646
OVER THE HEAD
WITH A BROOM.

330
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,648
IT'S, UH, JUST HER WAY.

331
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,749
AH...

332
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,917
I SEE I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE

333
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,453
WITH AN INTERESTING
MAGICAL CREATURE.

334
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,455
HUH? OH, YEAH. UM...

335
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,324
FAMILY TRIP
TO DRAGON HEAD VENTURES
AMUSEMENT PARK.

336
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,492
GOOD TIMES.

337
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,762
I HAVE NEVER HEARD
OF THIS AMUSEMENT PARK.

338
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,564
YO, JAKEY J,
LET'S GO, BABY.

339
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,600
I'M TAKING SPUD
ONION SHOPPING, YOU WANNA--

340
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,952
WHAT THE--

341
00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,303
AAH! ANOTHER
BASEMENT CRITTER.

342
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,605
LOOK, IT'S KIND OF
A LONG STORY.

343
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,808
BUT ME AND ROTWOOD
ARE WORKING TOGETHER

344
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,643
TO GET BRONK FIRED.

345
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,344
I STARTED
WORKING UP A PLAN.

346
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,345
BUT I'M GONNA NEED
YOUR HELP.

347
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,480
HERE'S WHAT
I'M THINKING.

348
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,583
ME, TRIXIE AND SPUD
WILL, UH, ARRIVE

349
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:42,720
ON THE SCHOOL ROOFTOP
TOMORROW AT 5:03AM.

350
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,489
WHILE TRIX AND I
ACCESS THE SCHOOL

351
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,675
THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT,

352
00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:48,860
SPUD WILL SUCTION CUP
ACROSS THE EAST SIDE
OF THE BUILDING,

353
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,462
AND CUT THE SECURITY
CAMERA WIRES.

354
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:55,500
ONCE THAT'S DONE,
I'LL LET IN
ONE OF THE LUNCH LADIES.

355
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,918
THE HOT ONE.

356
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,335
WHO WILL THEN FLIRT
WITH THE SECURITY GUARD

357
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,972
AND GET HIM TO UNLOCK
THE CAFETERIA DOOR.

358
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,675
AND HOW ARE WE GONNA
LET Y'ALL IN?

359
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,544
THAT'S THE THING.
IT WON'T BE
THE LUNCH LADY.

360
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,247
IT'LL BE ROTWOOD.

361
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,949
WHILE HE STANDS GUARD,
I'LL CLIMB INTO
THE AIR VENT,

362
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,017
FOLLOW IT TO BRONK'S OFFICE,

363
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,653
AND USE, MY, UH,
SPECIAL SKILLS

364
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,089
TO BORROW THE SCHOOL'S
FUNDRAISER CASH.

365
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,757
WHEN THE SAFE
IS DISCOVERED EMPTY,

366
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,794
THEY'LL BLAME
THE ONLY DUDE
WITH THE COMBINATION.

367
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:26,531
AND LATER, WE CAN
ANONYMOUSLY
RETURN THE MONEY.

368
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,782
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

369
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,032
WHOO-HOO!
IT'S WUNDERBAR!

370
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,035
LET'S ROLL!

371
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,740
OH! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHERS
TEACH YOU HOW TO
TREAT A LADY?

372
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,542
ROTWOOD,
MY OLD PUPIL.

373
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,943
SOMEHOW I ALWAYS
PICTURED YOU

374
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,579
ENDING UP
PRETTY MUCH
EXACTLY LIKE THIS.

375
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,949
HELP!
IT'S SUCKING MY BRAIN.

376
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,018
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

377
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,052
OH, BY THE WAY, JAKE,

378
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,988
YOU LEFT YOUR PLANS
ON THE ROOF.

379
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,823
YOU WERE TRYING
TO SET ME UP!

380
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,625
WHAT? NO! I--

381
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:54,525
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST COME CLEAN

382
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,060
ABOUT THE DRAGON'S
IDENTITY?

383
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,529
SAVE ME SOME TIME
AND A WORLD OF MISERY.

384
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,115
PEOPLE WILL HEAR.

385
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:03,700
RELAX, JAKE, I'M JUST
MAKING THE MORNING
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

386
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:04,936
<i> HOLA,</i> STUDENTS.

387
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,605
THIS IS YOUR PAL
PRINCIPAL BRONK.

388
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,840
I AM SAD TO INFORM YOU

389
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,659
THERE HAS BEEN AN ATTEMPT

390
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,477
TO HAVE ME FIRED
FROM THIS SCHOOL.

391
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,012
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

392
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,231
NO WAY!

393
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:18,449
BUT I SUPPOSE JAKE LONG
IN HOMEROOM 217,

394
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,517
LOCKER NUMBER A331

395
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,553
IS ENTITLED TO HIS
OWN OPINION OF ME.

396
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,655
THAT IS ALL.
[TURNS MIC OFF]

397
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,707
I'M GOING TO EXPOSE
THE TRUTH, JAKE.

398
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,758
YOU CAN HELP ME,
OR YOU CAN CONTINUE
TO SUFFER.

399
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,195
SAY HI TO YOUR
CLASSMATES FOR ME.

400
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,497
THAT'S THE BRONK HATER.

401
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,566
I HEAR HE BEAT UP
THE SCHOOL MASCOT.

402
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,803
WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
YOU BRONK BASHER?

403
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,439
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS?

404
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,541
ANYBODY ELSE HAVE
THE PIZZA YESTERDAY?

405
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,110
LOTS OF OREGANO
IN THE SAUCE, AM I RIGHT?

406
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,845
OH, GREAT.

407
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,579
NOW HE'S TRYING TO GET
THE HOT LUNCH LADY
FIRED, TOO.

408
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,116
I LIVE FOR THAT SAUCE.

409
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,785
NO, NO, NO, I JUST--

410
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,554
EXTREME FOUR SQUARE!

411
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,091
BRONK ROCKS!

412
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,629
HEY, JAKE, I'VE BEEN
WORKING UP NEW IDEAS

413
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,064
ON HOW TO GET RID
OF BRONK.

414
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,031
MY FAVORITE SO FAR,

415
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,500
MAKE HIM ALLERGIC
TO CHILDREN.

416
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,569
IT'S PRETTY WEIRD, HUH?

417
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,637
US THROWING IN
CONSIDERING ALL
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.

418
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,074
OH, YEAH, LIKE THE TIME
I GAVE YOU A WEEK'S
DETENTION

419
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,743
FOR SAYING, "OH,"
AND ANOTHER WEEK
FOR SAYING "MAN."

420
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,547
OR THE TIME I PUT
MONDO BONDO GLUE AROUND
YOUR MONOCLE FRAME.

421
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,649
OR THE TIME
I GAVE YOU DETENTION

422
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,084
WHILE YOU WERE IN
DETENTION.

423
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,853
OR THE TIME I MESSED WITH
YOUR TELEPROMP--

424
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,588
DATE. UH, YOU KNOW,

425
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,590
YOUR DATE TO TEL AVIV.

426
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,658
[GASPS] YOU!

427
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,560
YOU STARTED TO SAY
TELEPROMPTER.

428
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,496
YOU ARE THE RIFFRAFF
THAT GOT ME FIRED.

429
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,064
I JUST CHANGED ONE LINE.

430
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,801
KNOW THIS DAY THAT YOU
HAVE MADE A POWERFUL
NEW ENEMY.

431
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,505
YES, I TECHNICALLY,
AM AN OLD ENEMY WHO
WASN'T FOR AWHILE,

432
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,673
BUT NOW AGAIN IS
ON THE SIDE--

433
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,509
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING!

434
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,645
NO, WAIT! COME BACK!

435
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,214
AH, DON'T SWEAT IT, KID.

436
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,815
WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?

437
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,218
YES. THE PHOTO
IS QUITE REAL.

438
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,588
I'VE SENT IT TO EVERY
NEWS ORGANIZATION
IN THE CITY.

439
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,289
I WILL PROVE THE PHOTO'S
AUTHENTICITY

440
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,724
AT A PRESS CONFERENCE
TOMORROW.

441
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,627
YES. THE DRAGON IS
MASQUERADING AS A HUMAN,

442
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,796
BUT MY NEW ASSISTANT
ASSURES ME

443
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:15,700
HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHO HE IS.

444
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,307
WHAT'S [SNIFFLING]
GOING ON, BABY?

445
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,943
GET THIS, BRONK SAYS
HE'S GONNA REVEAL

446
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,879
THAT SOMEBODY
AT SCHOOL IS--

447
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,680
INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE?

448
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,550
A GROSS,
FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON.

449
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,651
OH, MAN!

450
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,653
WE GOTTA GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, BRO.

451
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,255
I CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM
WITH THE BRONKIUM.

452
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,257
NO DRAGON WILL BE SAFE.

453
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,225
SO, THEN WHAT DO WE DO?

454
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,761
WE FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.

455
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,329
YO, WHAT ARE YOU EATING?

456
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,598
ONIONS.

457
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,701
I REALLY DIG 'EM NOW.
CHECK THIS OUT.

458
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,669
[BELCHES]

459
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,703
OH!
YUCK!

460
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,306
I'M OVER THAT
ONION BREATH ALREADY.

461
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,109
UH, JAKEY,
WAS BRONK'S OFFICE

462
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,278
LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT?

463
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:10,688
HE MAY HAVE...
REDECORATED A LITTLE.

464
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,592
DRAGON UP!

465
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,696
IT'S LIGHTS OUT TIME.

466
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,135
GUYS, I GOT HIM.

467
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:29,107
THAT BLUE STUFF'S GOTTA BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

468
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,844
SPUD, LOOK OUT!

469
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,079
GO!

470
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,116
[CRYING]

471
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,618
AH, YES, THEY ASK
FOR SO LITTLE,

472
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,789
AND YET, THEY GIVE SO MUCH.

473
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,359
YO, THIS IT?

474
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,994
THAT'S IT.
LET'S TAKE--

475
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,929
HEY!
WHAT THE?

476
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,631
WELL, ISN'T THIS TIDY.

477
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,366
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.

478
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,968
YOU'RE BRONK,
YOU CAN'T--

479
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,904
YES, I CAN.
AND I WILL, SEE...

480
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,005
THANKS TO MY
FORMER PROTEGÉ

481
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,841
I NOW KNOW
WHICH OF YOU
IS THE DRAGON.

482
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,443
ROTWOOD?

483
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,044
COME ON, LET'S GO
EXPOSE THE DRAGON.

484
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,646
OH, AND JUST SO
HIS FRIENDS

485
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,847
DON'T TRY ANY
FUNNY BUSINESS,

486
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,751
YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP.
WON'T THAT BE FUN?

487
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,856
WHOA! HE'S GOT
THOSE CHILDREN IN A CAGE!

488
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,725
THAT IS AN OUTRAGE.

489
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,826
IS THIS AN OUTRAGE,

490
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,227
OR WILL WHAT YOU'RE
ABOUT TO SEE

491
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:26,297
REVOLUTIONIZE SCIENCE
AS WE NOW KNOW IT?

492
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,666
WATCH AND BELIEVE!

493
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,170
ROTWOOD, ARE YOU SURE
HE'S THE ONE?

494
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,138
[SIGHS]
THIS IS IT, GUYS.

495
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,406
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS.

496
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:39,210
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY DRAGON.

497
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,244
[CROWD GASPS]

498
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,680
CHANGE INTO YOUR TRUE FORM.

499
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,981
DUDE!

500
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:47,351
THAT STUFF TASTES LIKE
SOCKS AND OLD CABBAGE.

501
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,786
YUCK!

502
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,154
IT NEEDS ONION.

503
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,956
CHANGE INTO YOUR TRUE FORM!

504
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,392
Woman: HE'S YELLING
AT THAT POOR BOY.

505
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,827
THIS BOY IS A DRAGON!

506
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,729
THAT BOY IS A BOY.

507
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,399
NOW LET GO OF HIM
THIS INSTANT.

508
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,650
YOU SET ME UP.

509
00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:03,900
YOU TOLD ME
HE WAS THE DRAGON.

510
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,436
BUT IT, IT MUST BE HIM.

511
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,106
HE HAS THE DRAGON BREATH.

512
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,775
LOOK AT HIM.
STEAM'S COMING OUT OF
HIS MOUTH RIGHT NOW.

513
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,361
SHARE THIS?

514
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,446
A DRAGON AT THIS SCHOOL?
[LAUGHING]

515
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:19,016
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
FANTASTICAL DELUSIONS,
PRINCIPAL.

516
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,819
WHAT I CARE ABOUT
ARE THE CHILDREN.

517
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,990
THE BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD.

518
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,725
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]

519
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,459
Man: YOU SHOULD BE
RUNNING THIS SCHOOL,
NOT HIM.

520
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,394
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

521
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,397
ONE OF THOSE KIDS
IS A DRAGON!

522
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,000
A DRAGON!

523
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,469
HEY, STACY.

524
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,972
FAKER!

525
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,940
WHAT'S UP WITH HER?

526
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:43,908
SHE SAW ME EATING
THE ONION

527
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,677
AT BRONK'S PRESS CONFERENCE,

528
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,445
AND SHE WAS ABLE TO PUT
TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

529
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,249
BUT NO MATTER,
ONCE I FINISH WHITTLING
MY ONION STACY,

530
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,484
I'LL ALWAYS HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL SHOULDER TO...

531
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,320
[SNIFFING] CRY ON.
[CRYING]

532
00:20:56,322 --> 00:21:01,525
OW! HER BEAUTIFUL,
STINGING JUICES.

533
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,261
[CRYING HYSTERICALLY]

534
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,030
YOU EVER THINK WE DIDN'T
GIVE ROTWOOD
ENOUGH CREDIT?

535
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,965
I MEAN,
IT WAS PRETTY SLICK

536
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,899
HOW HE PRANKED BRONK
AND GOT HIS OLD
JOB BACK.

537
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,304
PLEASE, YOU THINK
THAT WAS PLANNED?

538
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,405
ROTWOOD'S SO CLUELESS.

539
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,774
HE PROBABLY DID THINK
THE DRAGON--

540
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,808
JAKE LONG!
HUH?

541
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,778
I WOULD LIKE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.

542
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,513
TO THANK YOU.

543
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,448
UH, SURE.

544
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,188
HUH? WHAT THE--

545
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,492
SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

546
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,194
ONE DROP LEFT.

547
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:41,532
IT SEEMED A SHAME
TO LET IT ALL GO TO WASTE.

548
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,201
OH, DON'T BOTHER,
MR. LONG.

549
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,337
I ALWAYS SUSPECTED
IT WAS YOU.

550
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,905
BUT I'LL BE
A SHRINE PRINCE UNCLE

551
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,442
BEFORE I LET SIGMUND BRONK
TAKE CREDIT FOR MY DISCOVERY.

552
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:55,212
I WILL FIND A WAY
TO EXPOSE YOU MYSELF ONE DAY.

553
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,582
BUT UNTIL THEN,
I'VE GOT A SCHOOL TO RUN.

554
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,951
TA!

555
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:06,257
OH, MAN!

556
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,862
YOWSA! NOW ROTWOOD
KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT JAKE.

557
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,464
HEY, I WONDER WHAT OTHER
MAGICAL SECRETS
THAT GUY KNOWS?

558
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:17,301
Rotwood: THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE?
ACTUALLY A TRAPEZOID.

559
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,504
PIXIE DUST MADE FROM
REAL PIXIES.

560
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,506
[SCREAMING]

561
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:26,477
BIG FOOT, QUITE LOVELY
IN ANKLE-HIGH
STILETTO BOOTS.

562
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,613
WOW! HELLO, MADAME SASQUATCH.

563
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:31,349
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA.

564
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,518
BUT, OF COURSE,
A FOOT RUB WILL BE
NO PROBLEM FOR--

565
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,287
AAH! YOU PEOPLE
ARE STILL HERE?

566
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:37,221
YOU SAW NOTHING.
[DOOR SLAMS]