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3 STRAIGHT NIGHTS
OF BUZZING, BLASTING,
BLINKING, BLAZMATAZ!
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IF HEAVEN IS ANYTHING
LIKE A VIDEO GAME CONVENTION,
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I'M PREPARED TO BE A VERY,
VERY GOOD BOY TO GET THERE.
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PLASTIC BAG? FOR FREE?
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OH, JAKE, THIS IS HEAVEN!
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AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE MISSIN' IT.
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HEY, THAT'S GREAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU REMIND ME
HOW MUCH FUN YOU'RE HAVING
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WHILE I'M HERE PAINTING
SELF PORTRAITS WITH MY TOES.
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STUPID SCHOOL-NIGHT-
NO-GOING-OUT RULES.
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE.
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THAT I LET YOU TALK ME
INTO THIS WEARING THIS
KAMIKAI BIG HAND
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KUNG FU 3 COSTUME.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
BOTH GONNA DRESS UP.
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I TOLD YOU
IT'S A TEAM COSTUME.
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I'M THE KAMIKAI PLAYER.
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WELL, YOU CAN SWITCH IT
TO SOLO MODE, PLAYA.
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I'M NOT STICKIN'
STAND AROUND HERE
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DRESSED LIKE SOME KIND OF
BRIDE OF FREAKENSTEIN.
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NICE KAMIKAI COSTUME!
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MMM-MMM-MMM.
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THIS REALLY IS HEAVEN.
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OH, UH, SORRY FOR
RUBBING IT IN, JAKEY.
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HAVE FUN
WITH THAT TOE THING.
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YO, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
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Spud: UH,
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?
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ALL THE FUN MAKES IT
PRETTY HARD TO HEAR.
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JUST SAVE ME A SPOT
IN THE GAME TESTING LINE.
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I'M ON MY WAY.
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WELL, MOST OF ME ANYWAY.
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YES, A PERFECT CHI
DOPPELGANGER COPY.
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GIVE IT UP
FOR DRAGON POWERS.
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DRAGON UP!
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JUST LIE DOWN
AND PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP.
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I'LL BE HOME AT--
[KNOCKING]
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Haley:
JAKE, CAN I COME IN?
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I NEED THE GLUE
FOR AN ART PROJECT.
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IT'S, UH, NOT IN HERE.
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MOM SAYS
IT'S IN YOUR CLOSET.
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COME ON, JAKE!
MY TOOTHPICK TAJ MAHAL
IS ALREADY CRUMBLING.
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YO, HALEY, CAN'T YOU SEE
THE DOOR'S LOCKED?
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THAT'S OK. I FIGURED OUT
HOW TO PICK THIS LOCK
AGES AGO.
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WHAT? NO, NO! HEY!
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WHY'S THE WINDOW OPEN?
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IS THERE A FIRE
OR TROUBLE OUTSIDE?
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JAKE?
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I, UH, IT'S--
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YES, JAKE,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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GETTING SOME...
MORE GLUE?
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HEH HEH.
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¶ HE'S COOL ¶
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¶ HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶
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¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH,
DRAGON TAIL ¶
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¶ BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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YA HEARD!
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IF DISAPPOINTMENT
WERE DONUTS,
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I WOULD BE DROWNING
IN POWERED SUGAR
RIGHT NOW, MISTER.
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IF WE CAN'T TRUST YOU
NOT TO SNEAK OUT,
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THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO FIND OTHER WAYS
TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
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LIKE THIS GROUND-O-MATIC
TERRIBLE TEEN SECURITY
SYSTEM.
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WINDOW AND DOOR ALARMS,
MOTION SENSOR,
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A SIREN
LIKE A FIRE TRUCK
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DRIVING STRAIGHT THROUGH
YOUR EARDRUMS.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE
THOSE ROTTEN APPLES,
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SIR SNEAKS-A-LOT OUT...
A LOT?
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I--
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I DON'T THINK ANY OF US HAVE
ANYTHING LEFT TO SAY EXCEPT--
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[BEEP BEEP]
[LOW HUM]
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DON'T YOU THINK
DAD'S GOING A LITTLE
OVERBOARD ON THIS?
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I MEAN, WHAT IF
I GOT DRAGON BUSINESS
LATE AT NIGHT?
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THEN YOUR GRANDFATHER
WILL CALL ME,
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AND I'LL TURN OFF
THE SYSTEM.
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BUT MOM--
I'M SORRY, JAKE.
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BUT YOU BROUGHT THIS
ON YOURSELF.
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TEENAGER ESCAPING!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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WHOA!
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JONATHAN!
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WHOA!
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[BEEP BEEP]
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THANKS, HONEY.
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I BROUGHT BACK THE GLUE.
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WHAT? ARE YOU GIVING ME
THE SILENT TREATMENT?
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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK
IF I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE
YOU'RE DOING IT.
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SEE, THE WHOLE POINT
IS THAT--
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YES! I'M GIVING YOU
THE SILENT TREATMENT.
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OH, YOU'RE NOT
VERY GOOD AT IT THEN.
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BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
I DESERVE IT ANYWAY.
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OF COURSE NOT.
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YOU'RE MISS GOODY
TWO-SHOES WHO NEVER
DOES ANYTHING WRONG.
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WHAT? IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE A BAD THING?
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POLLY PERFECT.
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I NEVER SAID I WAS--
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NELLY McNICE-NICE.
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PLEASE STOP THAT.
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PRINCESS KISS-UP.
I ASKED YOU TO--
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DEBBIE DO-GOOD.
THAT'S NOT--
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ST. PERFECTUS.
I SAID--
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LITTLE HALEY HALO.
I'M--
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STOP IT!
I'M NOT ALWAYS
A GOODY TWO-SHOES.
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SOMETIMES I START
TO THINK ABOUT MAYBE
DOING SOMETHING
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THAT'S NOT COMPLETELY GOOD.
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OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT?
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OK. I'VE GOT ONE.
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THERE'S THIS
NEW TV SHOW I LIKE CALLED
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POOKA POOKA FUN-FUN FARM.
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IT'S ABOUT A WACKY PUPPET
AND CRAZY SONGS.
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AND IT'S NOT EVEN EDUCATIONAL.
BUT IT'S SO, SO FUNNY.
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DAD SAYS
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH.
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HE SAYS THE POOKA PUPPET
IS TOO DARN CREEPY.
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BUT I REALLY WANT
TO WATCH IT ANYWAY.
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DOES THAT MAKE ME
A HORRIBLE PERSON?
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HA HA HA!
THAT'S IT?
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I'VE GOT AT LEAST
6 PATENTED METHODS
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OF WATCHING SHOWS
MOM AND DAD HATE.
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AND I'D BE HAPPY
TO SHARE MY TECHNIQUE.
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OH, I REALLY SHOULDN'T.
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DAD SAID "NO."
AND IT'S AGAINST MY NATURE
TO GET IN TROUBLE.
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I COULDN'T--
OH.
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MY BAD. HERE,
CAN I SHINE UP THOSE
GOODY TWO-SHOES FOR YOU?
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BRING ON THE POOKA.
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EXCELLENT.
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I'M THINKIN' WE'LL GO
WITH PATENTED METHOD
NUMBER 4.
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I JUST THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT WANT SOME HELP
CLEANING THE STORAGE CLOSET.
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I'M SURE A LOT OF THINGS
IN THERE COULD GO TO
PEOPLE IN NEED.
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OF COURSE, MY LITTLE BUNDLE
OF ALL THAT IS SWEET AND GOOD.
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JUST TRY NOT
TO WORK TOO HARD, DEAR.
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YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO STRAIN YOUR ANGEL WINGS.
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THANKS, GRANDPA.
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I LOVE YOU.
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I TELL YA.
THAT LITTLE GIRLIE GIRL
CAN DO NO WRONG.
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TOO LATE, POOKA POOKA!
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I'M TURNING YOUR FARM
INTO A MINOR LEAGUE
BASEBALL STADIUM.
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HA HA HA!
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OH, YOU LIKE BASEBALL?
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HA HA HA.
WELL, HERE'S THE WIND UP.
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WHOA!
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HEE HEE HEE.
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AND HERE'S THE PITCH.
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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¶ MOOKA MOOKA NA-GO-NA ¶
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¶ WAKI WAKI CHICK SA DO ¶
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¶ SASHI SASHI BA-GO-BA ¶
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¶ DO-GA POOKA'S
ROCK AND ROLL ¶
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WHOA!
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HA HA HA!
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POOKA POOKA!
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[CRASH]
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Jake: HAVE FUN?
AAH!
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I DID IT. IT WAS ME.
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WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING
INTO YOUR OWN HOUSE?
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IT MAKES YOU
LOOK GUILTY.
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OF COURSE I LOOK GUILTY.
I AM GUILTY.
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I BROKE A RULE.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
TROUBLE I COULD GET IN?
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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EASY THERE,
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
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IF I KNEW HOW BAD
YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE IT.
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BAD? ARE YOU JOKING?
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I'VE NEVER FELT
SO ALIVE!
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HUH?
MORE!
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I HAVE TO HAVE MORE!
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MORE DANGER,
MORE RULE-BREAKING!
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I'LL DO ANYTHING!
JUST TAKE ME ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
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YEAH...I DON'T KNOW IF...
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HEY, YOU, UH, WOULDN'T HAVE
ANY IDEAS ON GETTING PAST
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THE TERRIBLE TEEN SECURITY
SYSTEM WOULD YOU?
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THAT ALARM REMOTE
IS SO COOL, DAD.
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CAN I STUDY ITS
INTERNAL WIRING TONIGHT?
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I'M THINKING OF TAKING
A COURSE IN SOLID STATE
CIRCUITRY.
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OH, SURE THING,
PUMPKIN.
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ANYTHING
FOR MY RESPONSIBLE
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AND TRUSTWORTHY
LITTLE GIRL.
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Haley: TERRIBLE TEEN MAIN SYSTEM
SHUT OFF ACTIVATED.
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I AM DEFINITELY
LIKING THE NEW HALEY.
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WHOA, WAIT. NOBODY SAID
WE'RE DOING THE COSTUME
THING AGAIN TONIGHT.
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I DIDN'T BRING
MY GAME PAD.
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I'M COSTUME NAKED!
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IT AIN'T GOT
NOTHIN' TO DO WITH YOU, BOY.
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AND EVERYTHING TO DO
WITH HELPING
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MY SUPER FINE KAMIKAI BOY
RECOGNIZE ME.
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GREETINGS. WOULD MY LADY
CARE TO DANCE, DANCE
PARTY BLAST?
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WHY, YES,
YOUR LADY WOULD.
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WHAT UP, BUD?
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J-MAN, YOU MADE IT, BUDDY.
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YEAH, I GOT
SOME HELP FROM--
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AAH! TATTLE-TALE POLICE!
RUN, JAKE. I'LL DISTRACT HER.
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HEY--HEY, LOOK,
I'M A HUMAN PETTING ZOO.
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[IMITATING GOAT]
I'M AN OLD GOAT.
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[IMITATING PIG]
I'M A BABY PIGGY.
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AHH, SOMEONE SCRATCH ME.
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IT'S OK, SPUD.
HALEY'S WITH ME.
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SHE'S COOL NOW.
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OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE,
MAY I RECOMMEND
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TRYING TO SCORE
A FREE PLASTIC TOTE BAG?
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SURE TO BECOME A VALUABLE
COLLECTOR'S ITEM.
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ISN'T THAT JUST
FOR HOLDING
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ALL THE OTHER FREE STUFF
THEY GIVE AWAY?
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AHH, FLYING DISKS,
YO-YOS,
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GLOW ERASERS,
LICORICE JOY STICKS--
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SO MUCH, SO FREE.
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IT'S LIKE HEAVEN
GOT A BONUS LEVEL.
[LAUGHING]
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST--
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[SQUEALING]
POOKA POOKA!
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HEE HEE HEE!
POOKA POOKA POOKA!
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UH, OK, SO WE'LL
JUST MEET BACK AT
THE HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT!
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[DING]
[DING]
[DING]
224
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OWW!
225
00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:32,577
POOKA POOKA!
226
00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,546
[SQUEALING
AND LAUGHING]
227
00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,147
[SIGHS]
228
00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,251
SHOOT, I GOTTA GO!
229
00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:40,485
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
230
00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,754
BUT ONCE THE KAMIKAI
COSTUME COMES ON,
231
00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,556
IT'S LIKE HALF AN HOUR
OF ZIPPER TIME
232
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,291
BEFORE YOU CAN
EVEN THINK ABOUT--
233
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,559
NO, I MEAN,
I GOTTA GO HOME.
234
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,977
I'M WAY PAST MY CURFEW.
235
00:08:48,978 --> 00:08:50,394
WELL, CAN I SEE YOU
SOME OTHER TIME?
236
00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,630
I REALLY GOTTA GO
RIGHT NOW.
237
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,331
HUH?
238
00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,235
THAT WAS AWESOME!
239
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,704
WHERE WERE YOU?
I SAID MIDNIGHT.
240
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,172
HOW COME YOU NEVER
TOLD ME HOW COOL IT WAS
TO WALK ON THE WILD SIDE?
241
00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,075
WHATEVER.
LET'S JUST GET INSIDE--
242
00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,244
I BLEW A WHOLE MONTH
OF ALLOWANCE ON
POOKA POOKA STUFF.
243
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,346
THEY EVEN HAD A DVD.
THAT'S GREAT, BUT--
244
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,448
AND WHAT A RUSH SHOVING
THOSE OTHER KIDS
OUT OF THE WAY
245
00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,417
TO CUT IN THE POOKA
KARAOKE LINE.
246
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,841
I'M SURE IT WAS VERY--
247
00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:15,264
AND, OF COURSE,
IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING
248
00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:16,687
WHEN I ROBBED GRANDPA'S
SHOP ON THE WAY HOME.
249
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,390
YEAH, THAT'S--
WAIT. YOU WHAT?
250
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,426
OH, DON'T BE SUCH
A GOODY TWO-SHOES, JAKE.
251
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,460
NOBODY SAW ME.
252
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,563
[ALARM RINGING]
253
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,231
[MUMBLING]
254
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,467
COME ON, WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
255
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,469
BUT--WH-WHY
WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
256
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,572
PORTABLE DVD PLAYER.
DUH!
257
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:34,606
GOTTA WATCH
MY POOKA POOKA.
258
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,508
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO TELL ON ME RIGHT?
259
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:40,512
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE
AN EXTREMELY BAD IDEA.
260
00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,447
OK, GOOD NIGHT.
261
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:45,650
AHH, MAN.
262
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,154
Jonathan: JAKE-A-RULE,
HALEY-BALEY,
263
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,222
SHAKE YOUR LEGSIES
FOR BACON AND EGGSIES.
264
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,159
COOL. I'M STARVING FROM, UH,
265
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,528
A FOOL NIGHT OF THINKING
ABOUT MY ACTIONS.
266
00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:59,331
OK, NOW, YOU GOT
THAT RIGHT, MISTER.
267
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,298
HALEY!
268
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,535
OK, I'M COMING ALREADY!
269
00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,204
WHAT?
270
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,472
UM...PUMPKIN.
271
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,108
UH...THERE WOULDN'T
HAPPEN TO BE A SECOND
272
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,711
BONUS APRIL FOOL'S DAY
THIS YEAR IS THERE?
273
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,580
WHAT IS
YOUR PROBLEM, DAD? UGH!
274
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,516
COOKED ANIMALS
AND MUSH. YUM.
275
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,584
IS SOMETHING WRONG,
HONEY?
276
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,553
JAKE, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
277
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,522
UH...
278
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,490
THAT REMINDS ME,
I'M WORKING ON
ANOTHER ART PROJECT.
279
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,725
IT'S AN OATMEAL PAINTING.
280
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,561
I CALL IT,
THE BOY WHO TALKED TOO MUCH.
281
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,563
LOOK FAMILIAR?
282
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,564
AND THIS IS WHERE
THE MEAT HAMMER GOES.
283
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,733
HYAH!
284
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,051
OHH!
285
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,368
A LITTLE GRUESOME,
DON'T YOU THINK, SWEETIE?
286
00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,471
VERY CREATIVE
USE OF RAISINS THOUGH.
287
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,272
WHATEVER!
I'M OUT.
288
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,490
WITHOUT YOUR BREAKFAST?
289
00:10:42,491 --> 00:10:43,707
I'LL PICK UP AN ENERGY DRINK
AND SOME PORK RINDS
290
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:47,145
ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL.
JUST BUTT OUT! UGH!
291
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,314
I TOOK HER TOO FAR
TOO FAST.
292
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,915
AND NOW I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO BRING HER BACK.
293
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,852
IF I TELL MY PARENTS,
I'LL NEVER LEAVE
MY ROOM AGAIN.
294
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,453
YOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS
CHEERS ME UP?
295
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:59,157
THE SPACEDOG ARMADA
NOVELTY SLIDE WHISTLE.
296
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,558
[WHISTLES]
297
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,244
IT MAKES CIRCUS MUSIC.
298
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,929
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT
TROUBLE, I DIDN'T EVEN
GET THAT BOYS NAME.
299
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:09,934
ALL I HAVE TO REMEMBER HIM
BY IS THIS KAMIKAI
BIG HAND GLOVE.
300
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,253
THERE'S STILL
ONE NIGHT OF VIDGAME CON LEFT.
301
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,571
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LOOK FOR THE GUY
IN THE KAMIKAI COSTUME?
302
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,509
YOU THINK
HE'D WEAR THAT THING
WITHOUT THE BIG HAND?
303
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,678
BOY, PLEASE, MY MAN KEEPS
HIS KAMIKAI RI-ZZEAL.
304
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:25,717
HE'S LIKE A KYLE WILKINS
WITH A SIZZLIN' DOUBLE SCOOP
OF MYSTERY AND EXCITEMENT.
305
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,452
COME ON!
GIVE ME THE GOOD STUFF!
306
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,320
[BANGING]
307
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:29,854
AAH!
308
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,523
WHAT THE?
HALEY?
309
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,391
GRR!
310
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,562
[GRUNTING]
311
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,631
HMM.
312
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:42,834
FREE NUTTERFUDGE BARS!
313
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,402
WANT ONE?
314
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,570
YOU CAN'T JUST...
315
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:46,737
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO
BE IN IN SCHOOL?
316
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,506
AREN'T YOU?
317
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,574
HUH?
318
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,809
[BELL RINGS]
319
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,378
BETTER GET BACK
TO CLASS, JAKE.
320
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,613
DRAGON UP!
321
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,681
WHOO-HOO!
322
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,651
[ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY]
323
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:04,055
Jake: DRAGON UP!
324
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,925
GET BACK HERE, YOU
LITTLE SHOPLIFTING PUNK!
325
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,729
COOL! SOMETHING TO WASH
DOWN THE NUTTERFUDGE.
326
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,331
5 CLAW DISCOUNT.
327
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,471
HALEY, YOU'RE KIND OF
GOING OVERBOARD
328
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:20,872
WITH THIS BREAKING
THE RULES THING.
329
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,007
TALK TO THE CAN,
JOHNNY NO FUN.
330
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:26,411
HEY, THAT'S--PBBLTH.
331
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,481
[HUMMING]
332
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,482
[NEIGHS]
333
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,418
Jake: I'M NOT
PLAYING HERE, HALEY!
334
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,553
[GASPS]
335
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,792
[IMITATING MAN]
HELLO, SCHOOL NURSE?
336
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,560
THIS IS HALEY LONG'S DOCTOR.
337
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,028
SHE'S VERY SICK
WITH A BOOGER INFECTION
338
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,865
AND CAN'T COME TO SCHOOL
FOR AT LEAST 2--
339
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,399
HEY!
GAME OVER.
340
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,868
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
341
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,336
YOU'RE NOT
THE DRAGON MASTER OF ME.
342
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,472
OH, YOU DO NOT
WANT TO ESCALATE.
343
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,674
Both: DRAGON UP!
344
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,278
[FIGHTING SOUNDS]
345
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,680
[BEEPING]
346
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,081
OOH! POOKA POOKA TIME!
347
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,450
POOKA POOKA!
348
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,519
HUH?
349
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,687
HELLO?
350
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,290
Pooka: MY PRIZED POSIES.
351
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,058
POOKA POOKA!
352
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,027
[HALEY LAUGHS]
353
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,564
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
354
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,832
UH, POOKA CHA-CHA?
355
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,567
DON'T WORRY,
PRINCESS.
356
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,568
MOM AND DAD
AREN'T HOME.
357
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,869
COME ON AND WATCH
WITH ME.
358
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,871
IT'S AN ALL-NEW
EPISODE TODAY.
359
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,674
UH--
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
360
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,476
HELLO.
361
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,595
JAKE, HAVE YOU SEEN
HALEY?
362
00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,713
IT'S SO OFF HER
LIFE PATH TO BE LATE
FOR DRAGON TRAINING.
363
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,684
UH, HALEY'S NOT REALLY
HERSELF RIGHT NOW.
364
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,269
JAKE!
365
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,853
I'M TRYING TO WATCH
POOKA POOKA!
366
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,656
HA HA HA!
I KNOW WHAT...
367
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,690
WAS THAT HALEY?
368
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,559
CAN I SPEAK
WITH HER?
369
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,493
¶ 3, 4 ¶
370
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,494
WHAT'S THAT?
371
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,528
[SINGING]
372
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,463
WAIT.
THAT'S SINGING.
373
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,566
IT'S JUST HALEY'S
DUMB TV SHOW.
374
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,401
SHH.
I'M LISTENING.
375
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,220
[SINGING CONTINUES]
376
00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,038
GET HALEY
AWAY FROM
THE TELEVISION.
377
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,606
NOW!
378
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,945
AW, MAN.
379
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,448
¶ WELL, TACK TACK TACKLIN' ¶
380
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,484
¶ COVERED IN MUD ¶
381
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,519
¶ HEY THERE, POOKAPANTS,
GIVE ME SOME LOVE ¶
382
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,487
I WAS REALLY HOPING
I WASN'T RIGHT.
383
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,523
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
384
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,091
THAT'S NO PUPPET.
385
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,860
HE'S A REAL POOKA--
386
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,628
A POWERFUL, MAGICAL CREATURE
SKILLED IN ENCHANTMENTS.
387
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,565
AND THOSE SONGS OF HIS
ARE MIND-CONTROL SPELLS.
388
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,466
MIND CONTROL?
389
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,501
BUT YOU AND ME
JUST--
390
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,535
WE JUST GOT
ONE SMALL DOSE.
391
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,370
WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH
HALEY'S BEEN GETTING.
392
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,939
AND EVERY OTHER
POOKA POOKA FAN OUT THERE.
393
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,674
THERE COULD BE THOUSANDS
UNDER HIS SPELL.
394
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,477
THE POOKA THRIVES
ON MAYHEM AND CHAOS.
395
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,628
WE GOTTA TELL GRAMPS.
396
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:41,778
THERE'S GOTTA BE
A POTION OR SOMETHING
397
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,715
TO SWITCH THOSE KIDS
BACK TO NORMAL.
398
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,183
THERE'S NO TIME.
399
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,650
IF HALEY'S GONE,
THEN THE POOKA MUST ALREADY
400
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,519
BE GATHERING
HIS HOODLUM TROOPS.
401
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,687
WE HAVE TO FIND THEM NOW!
402
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,156
COULDN'T BE THAT HARD.
403
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,624
HOW COULD YOU NOT SPOT
A FURRY PUPPET DUDE
404
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,425
ROUNDING UP A HUGE CROWD
OF KIDS?
405
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:58,463
UNLESS THERE ALREADY WAS
A HUGE CROWD OF KIDS.
406
00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,964
COME ON!
407
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,867
[LAUGHTER]
408
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,668
All: POOKA POOKA RULES!
409
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,703
Jake: IN HERE.
410
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,938
ANY SIGN OF THEM?
411
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,606
NO, I CAN'T SEE ANY--
412
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,608
Trixie: TRY IT ON!
413
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,627
I HAVE TO FIND MY MAN.
414
00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:14,645
IF THE BIG HAND FITS,
YOU MUST BE IT.
415
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,114
EW, NO!
416
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,581
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND
OF STANK IS IN THERE.
417
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,051
TRY IT ON!
418
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,486
OK, IT AIN'T YOU.
419
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,988
YOU THEN.
OR YOU. OR YOU.
420
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,858
TRIX, HALEY'S BEEN
TAKEN BY SOME
LITTLE PUPPET DUDE,
421
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,661
AND WE CAN'T FIND
HER OR HIM ANYWHERE.
422
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:30,528
[GRUNTING]
423
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,863
I MAY BE REACHING,
424
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:35,466
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THAT FURRY LITTLE GUY
OVER THERE?
425
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,834
¶ WAKI WAKI
CHICK SA DO ¶
426
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,170
¶ SASHI SASHI BA-GO-BA ¶
427
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,607
¶ DO-GA POOKA'S
ROCK AND ROLL ¶
428
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,142
[CHEERING]
429
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,878
Haley: POOKA POOKA POOKA!
430
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,851
Jake: COME ON.
431
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,486
YEP, I'M...
432
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,089
[GRUNTING] SLOWLY
433
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,824
COMING.
434
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,730
DRAGONS! [GASPS]
435
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,517
Pooka: FASTER, GANG.
436
00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:11,902
LET'S TAKE THIS
POOKA PARTY DOWNSTAIRS!
437
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,776
EXCUSE ME.
COMING THROUGH.
438
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,390
INTO THE TRAINS.
439
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,992
LET'S GO POOKA-WILD
ON THIS CITY. HA HA HA!
440
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,728
YOU GET THE POOKA,
441
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,229
AND I'LL USE MY
MEDITATION TRAINING
442
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,498
TO CALM THE CROWD.
443
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,967
OK, PEOPLE.
444
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,502
BREATHE IN THE LIGHT
445
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,939
AND OUT
THE EVIL PUPPET MAN.
446
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,108
WE MADE IT!
447
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,542
[BEEP]
448
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,611
POOKA, ON THE LOOSE-A.
449
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,879
AAH!
Jake: NOT QUITE.
450
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,581
END OF THE LINE,
FUZZBALL.
451
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,850
ISN'T THIS
A PRECARIOUS SITUATION.
452
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,786
Haley: I'LL PROTECT YOU,
MASTER.
453
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,122
HALEY, NO! NO!
454
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,923
DRAGON UP!
455
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,694
AAH!
456
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:15,266
SO I'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL
POOKA FAN, DO I?
457
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,567
HMM.
458
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,569
CLEAR YOUR MINDS,
PEOPLE.
459
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,571
BREAK THE SPELL.
460
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,572
VIOLENCE IS THE PATH OF
THE WEAK AND COWARDLY.
461
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,075
Boy: OH, FORGET YOU!
462
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,778
Girl: GET HER!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
463
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,148
[ALL SHOUTING]
464
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,517
COME ON, SISTER.
465
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,885
GO WEAK AND COWARDLY
ON THEIR BEHINDS ALREADY.
466
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,622
UHH!
467
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,590
[GRUNTING]
468
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,593
STOP!
STOP!
469
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,264
SORRY, POOKA PALS,
470
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,866
BUT ONE DRAGON IS WORTH
1,000 OF YOU LOSERS.
471
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:49,734
HA HA HA!
472
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,336
TA TEE TA TA!
473
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,574
HALEY!
JAKEY!
474
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,709
[ALL CRYING]
475
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,412
HEY, I MADE IT.
476
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,116
Jake: UHH!
Haley: STOP!
477
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,401
HA HA HA!
478
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,685
POOKA PAIN!
POOKA POKE!
479
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,253
TAKE THAT POOKA HATER
DOWN!
480
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,624
THEN WE CAN GO RAISE SOME
MAYHEM DRAGON STYLE!
481
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:15,726
UHH!
482
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,246
GIVE IT UP, HALEY.
483
00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:20,765
I'M BIGGER, STRONGER,
AND BEEN DOING THIS LONGER.
484
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,733
AAH!
485
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,004
YEAH? WELL, I CHEAT.
486
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,943
HA! MISSED ME! MISSED ME!
NOW YOU GOTTA--
487
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,212
HYAH!
488
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,214
WHOA!
489
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,750
[SUBWAY WHISTLE BLOWS]
490
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,787
OH!
491
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,758
HALEY, HANG ON!
492
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,794
Girl: WHERE ARE WE?
493
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,896
THERE'S TOO MANY
OF THEM.
494
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,997
THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN
GET ALL THESE KIDS
FOCUSED ON ONE THING.
495
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,066
THERE IS ONE WAY,
496
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,001
BUT IT REQUIRES
A SACRIFICE
497
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,403
ALMOST TOO HORRIBLE
TO CONTEMPLATE.
498
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,406
WELL, GET ON
WITH THE SACRIFICE, BOY!
499
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,742
OH, ALL RIGHT.
500
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:09,180
HEY! WHO LIKES FREE
VIDEO GAME RELATED
PROMOTIONAL TOYS?
501
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,281
[CRYING STOPS]
502
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,783
[ALL CHEERING]
503
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,119
THAT'S IT.
ONE AT A TIME.
504
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:19,090
OFF YOU GO
UP THE STAIRS,
LITTLE KIPPER.
505
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,326
REALLY? YOU'RE
IN A BAND, TOO?
506
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,729
WELL, ACTUALLY
I JUST PLAY
THE TAMBOURINE
507
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,230
AND SMILE A LOT,
BUT--
508
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,765
WHOA!
509
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,738
UHH!
UHH!
510
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,341
COME ON,
FIGHT LIKE A POOKA.
511
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,710
GO FOR
THE CHEAP SHOT!
512
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,946
UNH!
513
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,213
WHO'S THE BIG, STRONG
DRAGON NOW,
514
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,732
HUH, JAKE?
515
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,249
FINISH HIM.
POOKA COMMANDS YOU.
516
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,153
¶ MIKSHAKA-KALA
FEELA RISTS... ¶
517
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,423
COME ON, HALEY,
YOU CAN FIGHT
HIS BRAINWASHING.
518
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,126
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
DEEP DOWN.
519
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,360
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
520
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,563
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
AT ALL.
521
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,765
THEN I GUESS YOU WON'T MIND
IF I DO THIS.
522
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,033
[BEEP, DIALING]
523
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,418
HEY, MOM. JAKE.
524
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,802
YEAH, I JUST CALLED
TO TELL YOU THAT ME AND HALEY
525
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,072
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE
TO GO TO VIDGAME CON...TWICE.
526
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,106
Mom: WHAT?!
NO!
527
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,875
YOU ARE BOTH...
NO!
528
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,343
YOU TOLD ON ME?
529
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,344
UH, WHAT
DO YOU CARE?
530
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,412
WE'RE
POOKA PEOPLE.
531
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,347
WE'RE ALL ABOUT
THE FUN.
532
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,082
OH, AND HALEY SAYS
TO TELL DAD
533
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,218
SHE'S BEEN WATCHING
THAT PUPPET SHOW HE HATES.
534
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,920
Dad: NOW, YOU KNOW HOW
I HATE THAT CREEPY PUPPET.
535
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,422
YOU GET HOME RIGHT AWAY.
536
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,357
THAT IS A BUNCH
OF BRAINWASHING.
537
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,543
HOO HOO!
COME HOME RIGHT NOW!
538
00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:30,728
SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE IN
PRETTY BIG TROUBLE.
539
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,562
TROUBLE?
540
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,395
I CAN'T GET
IN TROUBLE.
541
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,931
IT'S AGAINST
MY NATURE!
542
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,333
THIS IS...
THIS IS...
543
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,501
THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT!
544
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,470
YOU MADE ME DO
ALL THIS!
545
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,405
YOU WANT FIRST CRACK
AT HIM?
546
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,274
Haley: HYAH!
547
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,076
[CHEERING]
548
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,961
YO, SPUD.
549
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:48,845
CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GAVE UP ALL
THE FREE GOODIES.
550
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,348
ALL POSSESSIONS
ARE FLEETING,
551
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,134
BUT A GOOD DEED
IS ETERNAL.
552
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:55,919
DANG! I WAS JUST
GONNA SAY SOMETIMES
LIFE'S A PUNK LIKE THAT,
553
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,422
BUT YOURS WAS
WAY MORE POETIC.
554
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,925
HEY, HEY!
IT'S MY KAMIKAI GIRLFRIEND.
555
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,893
OH, AND YOU FOUND
MY BIG HAND GLOVE.
556
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,329
UH, WHAT YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT, SHORT STUFF?
557
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,097
OH, YEAH.
558
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,498
THAT'S THE CUSTOM FIT.
559
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,367
OH, NO.
PUMP THEM BRAKES.
560
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,935
YOU ARE NOT
MY KAMIKAI MAN.
561
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,503
YOU'RE LIKE
6 YEARS YOUNGER
562
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,804
AND UMPTEEN INCHES
SHORTER.
563
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,373
HEH HEH HEH.
YEAH, YOU'D BE AMAZED
564
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,009
WHAT PLATFORM BOOTS
AND FOAM MUSCLES CAN DO.
565
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:19,043
YOU WANNA GO DANCE AGAIN?
566
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,145
OR WE COULD JUST KISS
OR SOMETHING.
567
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,296
AW, MAN.
568
00:21:22,297 --> 00:21:23,446
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A KYLE WILKINS
569
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,116
OF MYSTERY
AND EXCITEMENT.
570
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,984
YOU KNOW
MY BIG BROTHER KYLE?
571
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,619
HOW COOL!
572
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,253
I'LL HAVE TO TELL HIM
WE'RE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND.
573
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,024
UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
574
00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:36,160
OH, NO!
575
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,928
SORRY I WENT HOSTILE
ON YOU.
576
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,246
NAH, IT'S MY FAULT.
577
00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:40,563
IF I HADN'T TEASED
YOU INTO BREAKING
THE RULES,
578
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,433
YOU NEVER WOULD
HAVE GOTTEN HOOKED
ON THAT SHOW
579
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,868
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
580
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,503
I GUESS MAYBE BEING
A GOODY TWO-SHOES
581
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,405
ISN'T SUCH
A BAD THING.
582
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,874
IT WAS KIND OF FUN
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
583
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,475
GOOD. 'CAUSE I GOT
A FEELING
584
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,411
WE'RE GONNA BE
SPENDING A WHOLE LOT
585
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,413
OF TIME AT HOME
TOGETHER.
586
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,865
[BEEP]
587
00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:58,316
Mom: YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED.
588
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,767
GROUNDED!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
589
00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:01,218
Dad: THAT IS RIGHT.
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE
MY HOUSE AGAIN.
590
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,154
AW, MAN.
AW, MAN.
591
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,089
...SO HELP ME, LITTLE
MISTER AND MISSY,
592
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:07,024
YOU ARE STAYING HERE
IF I HAVE TO BOLT YOU
TO THE FLOOR.
593
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,886
Haley: WE REGRET
TO INFORM YOU
594
00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,412
THAT POOKA POOKA
FUN-FUN FARM
595
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,938
HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY
CANCELLED.
596
00:22:12,939 --> 00:22:14,464
INSTEAD, ENJOY
THIS EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM
597
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,501
THAT WILL STIMULATE
YOUR MIND
598
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,536
AND MAKE YOU A MORE
SELF-ACTUALIZED YOUNG PERSON.
599
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,971
LUDWIG VON BEETHOVEN.
600
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,007
THE WATER CYCLE.
601
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,208
THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM.
602
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,944
OK, EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT
THIS IS BORING.
603
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,180
LET'S WATCH
BELCHING MONKEYS.
604
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,983
[ALL BELCHING]
605
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,553
OH, YEAH.
NOW THAT'S GOOD TV.