1 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:07,289 ¶ PACKEE, PACKEE, PUT IT IN THE SACKEE ¶ 2 00:00:07,290 --> 00:00:10,942 ¶ 'CAUSE I'M NEVER COMIN' BACKEE FROM VACATION ¶ 3 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,678 ¶ HA HA HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM ¶ 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,645 ¶ HMM HMM HMM HMM ¶ 5 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:14,880 UGH! I'M BEGGING, DAD! 6 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,882 FULL ON, DOWN-ON-MY-KNEES ACTION HERE. 7 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:19,985 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO TO AUNT CATHY'S THIS YEAR! 8 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:22,254 HA HA! NO CAN DO, JAKE-A-ROO! 9 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,023 IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S FAMILY REUNION, 10 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,625 AND THAT MEANS ALL THE FAMILY HAS TO BE THERE 11 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,828 TO, UH, YOU KNOW, RE...UNE. 12 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,097 THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM. 13 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:34,833 OH! ISN'T HE PRECIOUS? 14 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:35,901 COOTCHIE-COO! 15 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:36,935 JAKEY WANT THE TEDDY BEAR? 16 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,971 Jake: I'M TIRED OF ALL MOM'S FAMILY 17 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:40,672 TREATING ME LIKE A BABY... 18 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,807 [YELLING] 19 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:42,941 JUST 'CAUSE I'M STILL STUCK AT THE KIDDY TABLE 20 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,276 WITH ANNOYING COUSIN GREGGY 21 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,678 AND ALL THE OTHER SNOT-WIPERS. 22 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,615 UGH! LITCHI NUT PUDDING? 23 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,300 I'M THE OLDEST ONE THERE. 24 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,984 WHEN DO I GET MY TURN AT THE BIG TIME? 25 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,876 WELL, I'M SORRY, JAKE, 26 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:56,766 BUT THE GROWN-UP TABLE IS AT MAX CAPACITY. 27 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:58,656 SO UNLESS ONE OF YOUR AUNTS OR UNCLES SKIPS THE REUNION, 28 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,643 OR, HEAVEN FORBID... 29 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,628 Haley: OH, NO! THAT'S TERRIBLE AUNT CATHY! 30 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,196 UNCLE LEE HAD TO GET HIS APPENDIX OUT. 31 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:07,132 HE'S OK, BUT HE'S GONNA MISS THE FAMILY REUNION. 32 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,600 HA HA! NO WAY! 33 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,568 LEE'S APPENDIX IS OUT, 34 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,204 WHICH MEANS I'M IN?! YEAH! 35 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,272 ¶ GO APPENDIX ¶ 36 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,206 ¶ GO APPENDIX ¶ 37 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,274 ¶ HOLLAH BACK NOW ¶ 38 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,676 ¶ APPENDICITIS ¶ 39 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:22,648 UH, I'M JUST...HEH, EXCITED HE'S OK? 40 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,717 ¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶ 41 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:29,154 ¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶ 42 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,957 ¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 43 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:36,095 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 44 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,830 ¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶ 45 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,631 ¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶ 46 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:43,102 ¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶ 47 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,903 ¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶ 48 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:48,607 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 49 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,809 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 50 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,649 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 51 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,785 ¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶ 52 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,420 ¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶ 53 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,122 ¶ HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶ 54 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,057 ¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶ 55 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:06,358 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 56 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:07,658 ¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT KIDDIN' ¶ 57 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,695 ¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶ 58 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:13,799 ¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶ 59 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:22,374 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 60 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,742 [GONG] 61 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:24,877 [SPEAKING CHINESE] 62 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,395 LOTUS FLOWER BEATS SWAN. 63 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,912 YOU'RE STUCK WITH JONATHAN THIS YEAR. 64 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,748 [SPEAKING CHINESE] 65 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,200 HE IS YOUR HUSBAND. 66 00:02:31,201 --> 00:02:32,651 WHY MUST I BE THE ONE TO BABY-SIT HIM? 67 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,204 I'VE MISSED PLENTY OF FAMILY REUNIONS ALREADY, 68 00:02:35,205 --> 00:02:37,756 TRYING TO KEEP JONATHAN AWAY FROM OUR MAGICAL FAMILY SECRET. 69 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,692 FOR PETE'S SAKE, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY 70 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,094 MY OWN WEDDING RECEPTION. 71 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:43,896 [MUSIC PLAYING] 72 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,164 AH-CHOO! 73 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,431 AH-CHOO! 74 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,332 AH-CHOO! 75 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,101 AH-CHOO! 76 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,806 I BRING 99 GARDEN GNOMES. 77 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,341 GOOD LUCK FOR THE BRIDE AND-- 78 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,043 WHOOPS! 79 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,744 [GNOMES LAUGHING AND SHOUTING] 80 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,747 NOW, WHAT IN THE DICKENS IS-- 81 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,682 HAI! WHAAH! 82 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,068 I HAD TO TELL HIM 83 00:03:06,069 --> 00:03:07,185 THAT BODY-SLAMMING THE GROOM INTO THE WEDDING CAKE 84 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:09,688 IS AN ANCIENT CHINESE CUSTOM. 85 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,706 SHE'S RIGHT, GRAMPS. 86 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:11,723 YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THAT REUNION. 87 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,091 YOUR FAMILY'S JUST TOO SLOPPY 88 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,726 AT KEEPIN' A SECRET DOUBLE LIFE-- 89 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:15,460 ALL READY-ROO! 90 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,346 I'M A REAL DOG. WOOF! 91 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:19,231 WHO'S UP FOR A FAMILY FUNBOREE? 92 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,482 OOH! ME! 93 00:03:20,483 --> 00:03:21,732 JAKE? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO EXCITED 94 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,302 TO SEE MY FAMILY BEFORE. 95 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,503 ARE YOU KIDDING? 96 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,703 3 DAYS ON AUNT CATHY'S PRIVATE ISLAND 97 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,738 IN THE FLORIDA KEYS? 98 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,874 WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? 99 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,754 NICE PLACE. 100 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,990 JUST FIND ME WHAT I NEED, 101 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,392 AND IT'S ALL OURS. 102 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:51,330 OH, SUSAN! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! 103 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,764 MWAH! MWAH! 104 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,467 HALEY, FU, YOU BOTH LOOK FABULOUS! 105 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,852 THANK YOU, AUNT CATHY. 106 00:03:56,853 --> 00:03:58,236 YEAH, GREAT. BEEN CUTTIN' THE CARBS. 107 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,689 WHERE'S UNCLE LONG SHI? 108 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:03,140 HE'LL BE TAKING CARE OF JONATHAN FOR A FEW DAYS. 109 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,910 I DON'T MEAN TO BE A NOSY-ROSY, 110 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:08,013 BUT WHY DID WE JUST WASTE 2 PERFECTLY GOOD PLANE TICKETS 111 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,381 TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO FLORIDA? 112 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,950 I TOLD YOU, BECAUSE I AM... 113 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,019 AFRAID TO FLY. 114 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,237 NOW BEAR RIGHT! 115 00:04:15,238 --> 00:04:16,454 ARE YA SURE? BECAUSE THE SIGN SAYS-- 116 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:19,424 DO NOT QUESTION THE NAVIGATOR, DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND! 117 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,459 [SCREECH] RIGHT! 118 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,426 OH! AAH! 119 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:25,364 RIGHT. THE NON-MAGICAL HUSBAND. 120 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,533 OOH! AND WHO IS THIS BIG, HANDSOME MAN? 121 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:31,536 HA HA! YEAH, BIG MAN. HA! 122 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,205 YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER, 123 00:04:33,207 --> 00:04:35,540 AND I'VE GOT AN EXTRA SPECIAL SEAT 124 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,775 SAVED JUST FOR YOU! 125 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,177 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 126 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,512 NOW FOOD ME UP AT THE-- 127 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,880 KIDDY TABLE?! 128 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,383 [SHOUTING] 129 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,251 PLEASE, JAKE, I PREFER YOU CALL IT 130 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,853 THE RESPONSIBLE YOUNG ADULTS TABLE. 131 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,521 SUN TAUGHT ME WE SHOULD ALWAYS TREAT OTHERS 132 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:53,025 AS IF THEY ALREADY WERE WHAT WE EXPECT THEM TO BECOME. 133 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:55,010 IT'S FROM GOETHE. 134 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:56,994 COUSIN ANDREW, WOULD YOU PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER? 135 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,330 BUTTER? FINE! 136 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:01,433 [LAUGHING] 137 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,534 I AM A HUMMINGBIRD IN THE BREEZE. 138 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,536 I AM A HUMMINGBIRD IN THE BREEZE. 139 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,188 YO! I GOT ROBBED HERE! 140 00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:07,839 I'M THE NEXT OLDEST IN THE FAMILY. 141 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,242 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SEAT AT THE-- 142 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,144 [SNIFFING] 143 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:13,412 RICE PUDDING? 144 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,881 THANK YOU, GREGORY. 145 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,600 COUSIN GREGGY? 146 00:05:17,601 --> 00:05:19,318 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM GREGORY NOW. 147 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,019 I DON'T CARE WHAT WE CALL HIM! 148 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,921 HE'S A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME. 149 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:23,855 HOW'D HE GET MY SEAT? 150 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,091 YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW? 151 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,225 GREGORY GOT HIS... 152 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,361 [WHISPERING] dragon powers. 153 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,564 OK, THAT'S IT! 154 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,035 [DEEP BREATH] OK, HOW TO PUT THIS? 155 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,503 I'M STUCK AT THE KIDDY TABLE 156 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,838 ALL BECAUSE COUSIN GREGGY 157 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,406 JUST NOW GOT HIS DRAGON POWERS? 158 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:44,109 JAKE, MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS LATER. 159 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,578 OK, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S GREGORY. 160 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,846 AND SECOND OF ALL, 161 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,549 DON'T HIS CHEEKS LOOK SUPER PINCHABLE? 162 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,483 THEY SURE ARE! 163 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,451 COOTCHIE- COOTHCIE-COO. 164 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,386 UH, MAYBE YA'LL DON'T REALIZE, 165 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,388 BUT I'VE BEEN THE AMERICAN DRAGON 166 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,056 FOR, LIKE, A YEAR AND A HALF NOW! 167 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,992 I'VE FOUGHT NIXES AND KRYLOCKS AND-- 168 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,394 AW, HOW ADORABLE! 169 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,196 HE'S JEALOUS! 170 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,997 HAVE YOU SEEN GREGORY'S DRAGON FORM? 171 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,366 VERY IMPRESSIVE! 172 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,434 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT 173 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,536 WITH THE OTHER CHILDREN, DEAR? 174 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,637 IF YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, MAYBE LATER AUNT MAI 175 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,907 WILL LET YOU PLAY WITH HER TEETH. 176 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,276 BLEH! HERE YA GO! 177 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,214 UH, BUT I-- 178 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,417 GREGGY...AW! 179 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:27,386 AI-YAH! 180 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,321 WHY DO YOU NOT TRUST THE NAVIGATOR? 181 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,622 I DO! I DO, HONESTLY! 182 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,424 IT'S JUST, WELL, I'M HAVIN' TROUBLE 183 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:36,495 SEEING HOW WE ENDED UP WAY OVER HERE IN WESTERN KENTUCKY. 184 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,197 I...ASSUMED YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE 185 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,166 THE WORLD'S LARGEST TURKEY FARM. 186 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,101 [TURKEYS GOBBLING] WELL, DUH! 187 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:45,035 NORMALLY, YOU BET YOUR BUTTER-BASTED BEAK I WOULD, 188 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,072 BUT WE'RE ALREADY LATE ENOUGH AS IS. 189 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,407 BESIDES, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 190 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,942 I MEAN, HOW CAN WE GET A GANDER AT THE GOBBLERS 191 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,477 WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN SEE THE-- 192 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:53,545 OW! [PECK] 193 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,013 HA HA HA! 194 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,480 I THINK THE LITTLE NIPPER JUST NIPPED ME IN THE-- 195 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:57,549 OW! OW! 196 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,551 UH, UH, OK, MR. GIZZARD. 197 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,686 NOW, THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT. 198 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:04,456 [MANY TURKEYS GOBBLING] 199 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,390 AAH! OH! OH! 200 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,459 THEY'VE GOT A TASTE FOR MAN! 201 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,561 BACK IN THE CAR! 202 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:12,364 UH, YEAH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 203 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,132 I'M THE ONLY DRAGON WHO COUNTS HERE. 204 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,535 YOU WANT THE THRONE, YOU GOTTA TAKE OUT THE KING. 205 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,503 YOU MEAN THE ROYAL PAIN? 206 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:19,571 LET'S DO IT. 207 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,239 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I-- 208 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,474 WAIT. WHAT? 209 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:23,708 IF YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT DRAGON, 210 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,232 PROVE IT. 211 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:26,755 YOU AND ME IN A FACE-OFF. 212 00:07:26,756 --> 00:07:28,278 WINNER GETS THE CHAIR AT THE GROWNUP TABLE, 213 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,765 LOSER GETS... 214 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,249 Girl: I CAN SUCK NOODLES IN MY NOSE! 215 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,184 [SLURP] 216 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:33,185 EWW! EWW! 217 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,286 NOODLE SNOT! 218 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,454 O...K. 219 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:36,455 I'M IN! 220 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,557 SO, UM, WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 221 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:41,193 ALL RIGHT, STANDARD DRAGON CHALLENGE RULES. 222 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:43,228 YOU'RE GONNA TRADE OFF PICKIN' THE CHALLENGES. 223 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,629 IF THE OTHER GUY MUFFS YOUR TEST, 224 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,564 THAT'S A POINT FOR YOU. 225 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,132 HE MAKES IT, ONE POINT FOR HIM. 226 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,100 BEST 2 OUT OF 3 WINS. GOT IT? 227 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,068 MM-HMM. 228 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,337 DRAGON UP! 229 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,472 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 230 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:54,673 PLEASE, CUZ. 231 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,675 DRAGON UP! 232 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,010 HA HA HA! YOU SCARED YET? 233 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,278 OH, I'M SCARED... 234 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,614 THAT WHATEVER YOU GOT IS CONTAGIOUS. 235 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:05,417 DID I NOT TELL YOU GREGORY'S DRAGON FORM 236 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:06,518 WAS IMPRESSIVE? 237 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,321 WHAT? OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING 238 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,289 SOME SORT OF COMPETITION. 239 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,225 OK. HOO HOO! 240 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,659 STUDLY, UH, YOU'RE UP. 241 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,627 WHAT'S THE CHALLENGE? 242 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,395 [SHAKING, EARS FLAPPING] 243 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:22,167 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S TEST YOUR FIRE-BREATHING, 244 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,819 DRAGON. 245 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:25,470 TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE. 246 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,611 WOW. JAKE'S FIRE-BREATHING HAS REALLY COME ALONG. 247 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,595 MM-HMM. 248 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,578 GREGGY LIKE TO GIVE HIS COMPETITORS 249 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,381 A FALSE SENSE OF SELF-CONFIDENCE 250 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,516 BEFORE HE CRUSHES THEM. 251 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,285 RIP HIM TO PIECES, HONEY! 252 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,454 POINT, JAKE, AND HE'S UP. 253 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:45,023 HOW ABOUT SOME SPEED FLYING? 254 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,224 ONE TIME AROUND THE BEACH. 255 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,559 WE'LL GO ON 3. YOU READY? 256 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,694 HEY, YO, YO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 257 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,063 YOU SAID 3! YOU SAID 3! 258 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,333 [STRUGGLING] 259 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:02,374 HA! TASTE MY DRAGON DUST, GREGGY! 260 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:06,578 [FEMALE VOICE] DRAGONS? OH, THANK GOODNESS. 261 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,683 MY POINT. 262 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,651 MY POINT! 263 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,685 SAY, HUH? SAY, WHAT? 264 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,554 YOU SAID, ONE TIME AROUND THE BEACH. 265 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:19,558 YOU DID 13, SO YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. 266 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,692 MY POINT! 267 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,210 OK, FINE. 268 00:09:22,211 --> 00:09:23,727 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SCORE ANOTHER POINT ON ME. 269 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,297 MY TURN, MY TURN AGAIN! 270 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,599 OK, I CHALLENGE YOU TO GO-- 271 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:31,236 OH, DRAGONS! I AM SO GLAD I FOUND YOU. 272 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,037 I NEED YOUR HELP. 273 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:32,837 THEY'RE COMIN' AFTER ME, 274 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,406 AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO-- 275 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,373 HYAH! WAH! 276 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,508 WHOA, HEY! STOP! 277 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:37,676 YOU CAN'T ATTRACT ATTENTION! 278 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,643 THEY'LL SEE US AND-- 279 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,078 I CHALLENGE YOU TO BEAT DOWN 280 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,512 THIS MAGICAL SEA BEAST BEFORE I DO! 281 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:42,447 UNH! UNH! UNH! 282 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,516 SHE'S NOT A SEA BEAST, FOOL! 283 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:46,151 SHE'S TRYING TO TALK! 284 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,085 GREGORY, NO! 285 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,620 OH, THAT'S MY BOY! 286 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,188 HE'S BAD! 287 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,755 THAT'S A POWERFUL YOUNG MAN! 288 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,425 YEOW! QUIT! 289 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,659 [GASPING] 290 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:57,228 NO! WAIT! COME BACK! 291 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,730 OH, YEAH! YOU BETTER RUN! 292 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,499 DOPE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST-- 293 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,101 SAVED US ALL! 294 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,236 MY BIG MAN HERO! 295 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,105 2 OUT OF 3! 296 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,390 I WIN! 297 00:10:08,391 --> 00:10:09,674 I BEAT THE AMERICAN DRAGON! 298 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,276 CAN I GET A WHOOP? 299 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,444 WHOOP! WHOOP! 300 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,012 WHAT?! 301 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,579 HEY, LOOK! IT'S NOT CREAMED CORN! 302 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,349 IT'S BRAINS! 303 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,250 [LAUGHING] 304 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,552 NO, NO, NO, IT'S A MANTRA. 305 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,487 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHANT IT WITH ME. 306 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,156 OHM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA. 307 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,626 OHM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA. 308 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,294 HUH? UH, WHAT? 309 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,731 UH, YOUR PATOOTIE LIKES POTATOES. 310 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,700 AW, MAN! 311 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,140 Fu Dog; NIFTY BUBBLE, HUH, KID? 312 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,442 I ALWAYS KEEP A FEW MAGICAL AIR CAPSULES HANDY 313 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,910 JUST IN CASE A-- OH! 314 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,879 MY SUSHI SENSE IS TINGLING. 315 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,214 RARR RARR! 316 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,360 FOCUS, FU. 317 00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:51,505 THAT SHARK LADY COULD BE ANYWHERE. 318 00:10:51,506 --> 00:10:52,650 WAIT A MINUTE, WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR THE SHARK LADY? 319 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,120 I FIGURED YOU WERE JUST TAKIN' A BREAK 320 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,588 FROM GREGGY THE GREAT AND THE COOTCHIE-COO PATROL. 321 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,456 SHE LOOKED PRETTY SCARED. 322 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,791 WHATEVER TROUBLE SHE'S IN, 323 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,326 IT MUST BE SERIOUS. 324 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,860 AND IF OUR SEARCH HAPPENS TO GET YOU AWAY 325 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,929 FROM THE FAMILY FOR A WHILE... 326 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,197 IT'S ALL GOOD. 327 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,366 [MOTOR] SAY WHAT? 328 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,436 WHOO-HOO! CATCH THE SHOW! YEAH! 329 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,738 YO, GREGGY! I'M TRYIN' TO DO 330 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,206 SOME DRAGON WORK DOWN HERE. 331 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,675 YOU SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA? 332 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,576 'CAUSE WE GOT SHARKS IN THESE WATERS, 333 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,378 AND WE ALL SAW HOW SCARED 334 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,914 THE WIDDLE BABY DWAGON IS OF SHARKS! 335 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,633 HA HA HA! 336 00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,351 YOU WANT TO ORDER A 4-FLIPPER SLAPDOWN FOR THE KID? 337 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,353 'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO DELIVER IT. 338 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,189 OK, FIRST OFF, I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU, 339 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,490 SO STEP OFF THE BABY STUFF, 340 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,493 AND, SECOND, I AM NOT SCARED OF SH--OH! 341 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,494 NOT GOOD. 342 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,197 HA! NICE TRY, FAKER. 343 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,767 MMM! MMM! UGH! 344 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,536 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! GUT HIM, TIBURON! 345 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,738 GUT HIM! 346 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,939 NOT YET. FIRST, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS. 347 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,642 MMM...MMM! 348 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,343 YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR, DON'T YOU? 349 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,245 MAYBE YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS. 350 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,681 IF YOU EVER WANT TO TASTE OXYGEN AGAIN, 351 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,383 YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME! 352 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,684 OOH! 353 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,454 GO! AFTER HIM! 354 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,389 I'M COMIN', KID! 355 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,823 I GOT ONE LAST AIR CAPSULE LEFT! 356 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,559 WHOA! 357 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:08,727 COME ON! 358 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,228 HEY! WHAT'S THE RUSH! 359 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,963 HEY! [YELPING] 360 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,399 GO, DOG! 361 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,702 THERE! LOSE 'EM IN THAT CORAL MAZE! 362 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,722 AAH! 363 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,825 UH-OH, KID, DEAD END! 364 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,533 OVER HERE! 365 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,337 Jake: COME ON! COME ON! 366 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,605 UH, KID, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE 367 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,939 A SHARK'S NEW BEST CHUM, 368 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,475 YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO NOW! 369 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,011 [GRUNTING] 370 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,113 GOT IT! COME ON! 371 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,615 AAH! 372 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,716 MOVE YOUR FIN! 373 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:05,650 [ALL GRUNTING] 374 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,985 OH! GO, GO, GO! 375 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,788 [DOG FU PANTING] 376 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,357 LOOKS LIKE WE LOST 'EM. 377 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,893 AAH! AAH! 378 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,994 SORRY. GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SNUCK UP LIKE THAT, 379 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,798 BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. 380 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,301 PLEASE DON'T BLAME ALL THE SHARK PEOPLE FOR THIS. 381 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,302 DESPITE OUR MULTIPLE ROWS 382 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,004 OF JAGGED, FLESH-TEARING TEETH, 383 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,606 WE REALLY A TENDER, LOVING RACE. 384 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,678 AAH! 385 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:35,947 INSTINCT. SORRY. 386 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,816 WE'LL EAT ANYTHING. HEH HEH. 387 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,852 ANYWAY, THERE'S A FEW BAD FISH IN THE BARREL. 388 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,453 TIBURON AND HIS WHOLE SKARK-MADA. 389 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,489 THEY THINK WE SHOULDN'T GET ALONG WITH YOUR KIND. 390 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,026 THEY'D RATHER SWEEP YOU ASIDE AND TAKE OVER YOUR LAND. 391 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,528 CAN THEY DO THAT? 392 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,029 I MEAN, AREN'T YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW, 393 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,530 "GLUB GLUB, NEED THE WATER, CAN'T LIVE ON DRY LAND"? 394 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,632 ACTUALLY, SHARK PEOPLE ARE ONLY HALF FISH. 395 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,467 THEY CAN SPEND TIME ON DRY LAND, 396 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,403 BUT THEY ALWAYS GOTTA RETURN TO THE SEA. 397 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,004 THE ONLY WAY TIBURON AND HIS MEN 398 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,472 CAN RULE OVER YOUR LAND, 399 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,741 IS IF THEY MOVE IT UNDERWATER. 400 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,943 CAN THEY DO THAT? 401 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:05,961 UH, THEY CAN 402 00:14:05,962 --> 00:14:06,978 IF THEY FIND WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR-- 403 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,746 NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT. 404 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,881 OH, BOY. 405 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,499 WHAT? 406 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,116 NEPTUNE'S THE ANCIENT GOD OF THE SEA. 407 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,385 THAT TRIDENT OF HIS 408 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,652 HOLDS THE POWER TO CONTROL THE OCEANS. 409 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,622 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THAT THING. 410 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,124 LIKE MOVE THE EASTERN SHORE OF YOUR COUNTRY 411 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,593 FROM HERE TO... 412 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,662 OH, SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE. 413 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,565 WHICH MEANS EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN WOULD BE UNDERWATER, 414 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,601 AND TIBURON'S TERRITORY TO RULE! 415 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:33,538 THE GOOD NEWS IS, THEY'LL NEVER FIND THE TRIDENT WITHOUT ME. 416 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,539 YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? 417 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,074 TELL ME. I CAN PROTECT IT. 418 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,310 IT'S MY JOB. 419 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,545 NO! I...I'VE ALREADY CAUSED YOU ENOUGH TROUBLE. 420 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,746 IF YOU COULD JUST HELP ME FIND 421 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,082 A MORE PERMANENT PLACE TO HIDE. 422 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,417 UH, MAYBE A NICE INLAND AQUARIUM OR A THEME PARK OR... 423 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,586 DONE. BUT FIRST, I GOTTA CUT OUT OF 424 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,622 THIS LAME FAMILY REUNION. 425 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,307 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 426 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,991 I AM QUITE SURE THAT MOBILE, ALABAMA, 427 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,660 IS SOUTH OF KEY WEST. 428 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,861 DOH! DOH! 429 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,497 KEY WEST IS THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT 430 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,699 IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES! 431 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,834 HOW CAN IT BE MORE SOUTH 432 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,636 THAT THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT?! 433 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:05,536 GIVE ME THAT MAP! 434 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,940 [SPEAKING CHINESE] 435 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,677 OH HO HO! SO NOW WE'RE DOIN' THAT AGAIN, HUH? 436 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,612 WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, MISTER! 437 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,014 I TOOK HIGH SCHOOL NORWEGIAN, 438 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,951 AND I CAN TELL YOU... [SPEAKING NORWEGIAN] 439 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:25,056 I, TOO, TOOK HIGH SCHOOL NORWEGIAN. 440 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:25,957 OH! 441 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:26,857 [TIRES SCREECH] YI! 442 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,626 [BLOWS LANDING] TAKE THAT! 443 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,094 [BOTH SHOUTING] 444 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,946 HI-YAH! OW! 445 00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,797 AFTER SEEING A HERO LIKE ME IN ACTION... 446 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,116 AHH! 447 00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,433 IT'S NO WONDER JAKE ISN'T SHOWIN' HIS FACE. 448 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,870 HEY, MOM, ME AND FU GOTTA BOUNCE FOR A FEW. 449 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,506 WE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THIS... 450 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,175 IS THAT, UH, LAND GRUB? 451 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,944 NO, NO, NO, NO! SHARK LADY, DON'T! 452 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,013 SHARK INSTINCT TAKING OVER! 453 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,783 AAH! GO AWAY! FISHY BAD! 454 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,618 GREGGY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 455 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,455 SHOW THIS BEAST WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! 456 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,091 OH! 457 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,926 UNH! UNH! 458 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,496 UH! AHH! UNH! 459 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,598 [DOOR CLOSES] 460 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,536 DID I... SCARE HER AWAY? 461 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,570 [GIGGLING] 462 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,605 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 463 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,241 THE LAST THING I WANTED WAS TO CAUSE YOU TROUBLE. 464 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,544 TROUBLE? THAT WAS AWESOME! 465 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,479 I GOT A FEELING THE TABLE'S HAVE TURNED, 466 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,549 AND I'M GETTIN' MY TURN AT THE ADULT TABLE. 467 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,217 OK, HUH? FOCUS, KID. 468 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,685 WE STILL GOT A... 469 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,821 [ROARING] 470 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,492 THERE'S MY GIRL. 471 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,793 YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK YOU COULD RUN FROM ME, DID YOU? 472 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,898 AW, MAN! 473 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,706 YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I'VE COME FOR. 474 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,808 BUT...HOW DID YOU FIND US? 475 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,510 WE'RE SHARKS. [SNIFFING] 476 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,145 WE FOLLOWED OUR NOSES. 477 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,182 [FAMILY SCREAMING] 478 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,484 LET THEM GO! 479 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,785 THEY CAN'T GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT. 480 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,621 WAIT! ISN'T SHE THE BAD GUY? 481 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,556 WE'RE A FAMILY OF DRAGONS, PUNK. 482 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,858 YOU CAN THREATEN ALL YOU WANT, 483 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,092 BUT WE'RE NEVER GONNA LET HER TELL YOU 484 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,727 WHERE NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT IS. 485 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,798 OH, I DON'T EXPECT HER TO TALK. 486 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,301 [REGURGITATING] 487 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:21,539 YOU HID NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT IN YOUR STOMACH? 488 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,007 UH, I TOLD YOU, 489 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,675 WE'LL EAT ANYTHING. 490 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,810 [TIBURON LAUGHING] 491 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:26,711 NICE TRY, 492 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,746 BUT NOW IT'S OVER... 493 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,049 FOR ALL OF YOU! 494 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,151 HA HA HA HA HA! 495 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,555 [MUSIC PLAYING] 496 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,794 ¶ WHERE IS THE LOVE? ¶ 497 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,829 ¶ WHERE DID THE LOVE GO? ¶ 498 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,631 GET READY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND. 499 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,632 HERE COMES YOUR CUE! 500 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,901 OK, THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE. 501 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,135 THERE IS NO WAY I'M-- 502 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,570 ¶ I WISH I KNEW ¶ 503 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,706 ¶ BUT IT'S A THING THAT NO ONE KNOW ¶ 504 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,041 ¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶ 505 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,276 ¶ BACK DE LOVE ¶ 506 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,811 ¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶ 507 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:00,878 ¶ YEAH ¶ 508 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,747 ¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶ 509 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,915 ¶ BACK DE LOVE ¶ 510 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,350 ¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE! ¶ 511 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,652 YEAH! 512 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,187 [APPLAUSE] 513 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,588 [THUNDER] 514 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,657 SAY GOOD-BYE TO DRY LAND 515 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,693 AND BOW TO YOUR NEW RULER! 516 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,664 WHAA! 517 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,982 OH! 518 00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:22,299 HOW ABOUT YOU SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR LITTLE FORK 519 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,236 AND BOW TO MY BACKSIDE? 520 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,671 RARR! 521 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,706 HYAH! 522 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,610 SO, WE JUST WAIT HERE, OR WHAT? 523 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,711 OOH! 524 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,146 DRAGON UP! 525 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,115 GREGORY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 526 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,683 I'M GOIN' AFTER THAT SHARK! 527 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:42,053 NO WAY I'M LETTIN' JAKE STEAL MY GLORY. 528 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,020 AH-CHOO! 529 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,021 AH-CHOO! 530 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:44,822 AH-CHOO! 531 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,923 NOBODY ELSE ESCAPES! 532 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,793 THAT'S GONNA BE A RULE FROM NOW ON. 533 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,862 COOL? 534 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,370 WHOA! 535 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,371 [COUGHING] 536 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,974 I MEANT TO DO THAT TO HIM! 537 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,626 HEY! 538 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:06,277 NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT DOESN'T WORK SO GOOD 539 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,112 FOR DRY LAND RATS. 540 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,847 ALLOW ME. 541 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,917 HUH? OH! 542 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,218 WHOA! WHOO! 543 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,386 [GRUNTING] 544 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,688 YOU WANT TO MESS WITH A REAL DRAGON? 545 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,056 MESS WITH ME! 546 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,058 EH, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 547 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,927 HEY! YOU CAN'T USE THE TRIDENT! 548 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:23,961 I DON'T HAVE A TRIDENT! 549 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,796 THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR! 550 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,099 MMM MMM MMM! 551 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,401 NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY? 552 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,037 RARR! 553 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,177 YOU THINK YOU CAN DRY ME UP 554 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,845 WITH YOUR DRAGON FIRE? 555 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,879 I RULE THE SEAS, 556 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,948 AND, SOON, ALL OF YOUR LAND AS WELL! 557 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:47,785 ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T YOU I WAS TALKING TO. 558 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,020 [SEA SERPENT MOANS] 559 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,955 [PANTING] 560 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:51,856 UNH! 561 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,890 NO, NO, NO! 562 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,358 NO! THANK YOU. 563 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,795 NO! 564 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,065 [GASPING FOR AIR] 565 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,366 THANKS. 566 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,901 NO PROBLEM. 567 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,435 YOU MAY BE A JERK, BUT YOU'RE FAMILY. 568 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,039 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. 569 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,908 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! GUT 'EM! GUT 'EM! 570 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,926 I DON'T KNOW. 571 00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:12,943 YOU THINK HE WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHIN' 572 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,445 IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED. 573 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,147 SHOULD WE MAKE A CALL? 574 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,382 Jake: GAME'S UP, SHARK DUDES! 575 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,218 HEY! HEY! 576 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,019 [SHOUTING] 577 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,990 I THINK I'M GETTIN' THE HANG OF THIS THING. 578 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,191 GREAT WORK, KID. 579 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,492 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 580 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,061 LET'S HEAR IT FOR JAKE! 581 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,746 YAY, JAKE! 582 00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:33,430 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 583 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,234 WELL, ACTUALLY, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT 584 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,368 WITHOUT GREGORY. 585 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,403 YEAH, AND I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE 586 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,506 A PERMANENT PLACE FOR ME AT THE ADULT TABLE, 587 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,774 ONCE YOU HEAR HOW I HAD TO SAVE 588 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,510 JAKE'S LITTLE BABY DWAGON TAIL. 589 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,446 OK, THAT IS IT! 590 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,347 WAH! 591 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,048 AAH-HA! MOMMY! 592 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,099 OW! 593 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,149 SUSAN, CONTROL YOUR CHILD! 594 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,753 OH! PUT A SOCK IN IT, CATHY! 595 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,420 WHAT?! 596 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,888 YOU HEARD ME! 597 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:58,756 [EVERYONE ARGUING] 598 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,592 I PUT CRAB DOWN YOUR BACK! 599 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,777 [PINCH] HA HA HA! 600 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:03,961 OW! AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING 601 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,497 YOUR KIDS AREN'T DEGENERATE MONSTERS! 602 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,999 HEY! TAKE IT BACK! 603 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,200 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME! 604 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:12,937 SO, UH, I'LL JUST BE TAKING THESE GUYS 605 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,438 TO SHARK PRISON THEN. 606 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,275 HEY, AFTER DINNER WITH THESE FREAKS, 607 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,444 PRISON SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM. 608 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,113 [ARGUING] 609 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,682 Haley: YOU BE QUIET! 610 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,250 WHAT IN THE NAME OF FAMILY DYSFUNCTION IS GOIN' ON HERE? 611 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:31,022 HONEY! YOU...MADE IT. 612 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,425 THIS IS NOT WHAT FAMILY REUNIONS ARE ABOUT! 613 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,461 ACTUALLY, IN THIS FAMILY, IT USUALLY IS. 614 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,280 HE'S RIGHT. 615 00:21:39,281 --> 00:21:41,098 WE HAVE BEEN ACTIN' LIKE A BUNCH OF SPOILED KIDS, 616 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,967 ESPECIALLY ME. 617 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,001 ME, TOO, 618 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,136 AND I'M SORRY. 619 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,405 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 620 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,308 TO FAMILY? 621 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,409 TO FAMILY. 622 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,344 MMM, MMM, MMM! 623 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,212 THIS SPREAD LOOKS DELISH! 624 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,815 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSIN', PEOPLE! 625 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,516 HA HA HA! 626 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,885 [ALL LAUGHING AND TALKING] 627 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,236 IT'S COOL, DAD. 628 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,586 I DON'T THINK WE'RE MISSIN' ANYTHING. 629 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,350 Dog Fu: IT'S THE GAME SHOW SENSATION 630 00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:12,340 THAT'S SWEEPIN' THE NATION. 631 00:22:12,341 --> 00:22:14,330 WHAT'S THAT SHARK GONNA HURL UP NEXT? 632 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,200 Jake: ANCHOR! I GUESS ANCHOR! 633 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,935 Haley: IT'S A SCUBA TANK! 634 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,203 Dog Fu: ANCHOR IT IS! 635 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,822 YES! UGH! 636 00:22:20,823 --> 00:22:22,440 ROUND TWO! TAKE A GUESS WHAT'S COMIN' UP THE PIPE. 637 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,541 SNORKEL! PIZZA! 638 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,076 I HAD A GUT FEELING. 639 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,111 LOOKS LIKE IT'S A BIGGIE THIS TIME. 640 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:30,481 SUBMARINE! IT'S A SUBMARINE! 641 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:33,850 UH, WELL, I WAS WONDERIN' WHERE THEY'VE BEEN ALL EPISODE. 642 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,553 Shark lady: SORRY. 643 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,254 WE'LL EAT ANYTHING. HEH HEH.