¶ PACKEE, PACKEE, PUT IT IN THE SACKEE ¶
¶ 'CAUSE I'M NEVER COMIN' BACKEE FROM VACATION ¶
¶ HA HA HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM ¶
¶ HMM HMM HMM HMM ¶
UGH! I'M BEGGING, DAD!
FULL ON, DOWN-ON-MY-KNEES ACTION HERE.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO TO AUNT CATHY'S THIS YEAR!
HA HA! NO CAN DO, JAKE-A-ROO!
IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S FAMILY REUNION,
AND THAT MEANS ALL THE FAMILY HAS TO BE THERE
TO, UH, YOU KNOW, RE...UNE.
THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM.
OH! ISN'T HE PRECIOUS?
COOTCHIE-COO!
JAKEY WANT THE TEDDY BEAR?
Jake: I'M TIRED OF ALL MOM'S FAMILY
TREATING ME LIKE A BABY...
[YELLING]
JUST 'CAUSE I'M STILL STUCK AT THE KIDDY TABLE
WITH ANNOYING COUSIN GREGGY
AND ALL THE OTHER SNOT-WIPERS.
UGH! LITCHI NUT PUDDING?
I'M THE OLDEST ONE THERE.
WHEN DO I GET MY TURN AT THE BIG TIME?
WELL, I'M SORRY, JAKE,
BUT THE GROWN-UP TABLE IS AT MAX CAPACITY.
SO UNLESS ONE OF YOUR AUNTS OR UNCLES SKIPS THE REUNION,
OR, HEAVEN FORBID...
Haley: OH, NO! THAT'S TERRIBLE AUNT CATHY!
UNCLE LEE HAD TO GET HIS APPENDIX OUT.
HE'S OK, BUT HE'S GONNA MISS THE FAMILY REUNION.
HA HA! NO WAY!
LEE'S APPENDIX IS OUT,
WHICH MEANS I'M IN?! YEAH!
¶ GO APPENDIX ¶
¶ HOLLAH BACK NOW ¶
¶ APPENDICITIS ¶
UH, I'M JUST...HEH, EXCITED HE'S OK?
¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶
¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶
¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶
¶ HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶
¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT KIDDIN' ¶
¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
[GONG]
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
LOTUS FLOWER BEATS SWAN.
YOU'RE STUCK WITH JONATHAN THIS YEAR.
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
HE IS YOUR HUSBAND.
WHY MUST I BE THE ONE TO BABY-SIT HIM?
I'VE MISSED PLENTY OF FAMILY REUNIONS ALREADY,
TRYING TO KEEP JONATHAN AWAY FROM OUR MAGICAL FAMILY SECRET.
FOR PETE'S SAKE, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY
MY OWN WEDDING RECEPTION.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AH-CHOO!
I BRING 99 GARDEN GNOMES.
GOOD LUCK FOR THE BRIDE AND--
WHOOPS!
[GNOMES LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]
NOW, WHAT IN THE DICKENS IS--
HAI! WHAAH!
I HAD TO TELL HIM
THAT BODY-SLAMMING THE GROOM INTO THE WEDDING CAKE
IS AN ANCIENT CHINESE CUSTOM.
SHE'S RIGHT, GRAMPS.
YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THAT REUNION.
YOUR FAMILY'S JUST TOO SLOPPY
AT KEEPIN' A SECRET DOUBLE LIFE--
ALL READY-ROO!
I'M A REAL DOG. WOOF!
WHO'S UP FOR A FAMILY FUNBOREE?
OOH! ME!
JAKE? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO EXCITED
TO SEE MY FAMILY BEFORE.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
3 DAYS ON AUNT CATHY'S PRIVATE ISLAND
IN THE FLORIDA KEYS?
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
NICE PLACE.
JUST FIND ME WHAT I NEED,
AND IT'S ALL OURS.
OH, SUSAN! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
MWAH! MWAH!
HALEY, FU, YOU BOTH LOOK FABULOUS!
THANK YOU, AUNT CATHY.
YEAH, GREAT. BEEN CUTTIN' THE CARBS.
WHERE'S UNCLE LONG SHI?
HE'LL BE TAKING CARE OF JONATHAN FOR A FEW DAYS.
I DON'T MEAN TO BE A NOSY-ROSY,
BUT WHY DID WE JUST WASTE 2 PERFECTLY GOOD PLANE TICKETS
TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO FLORIDA?
I TOLD YOU, BECAUSE I AM...
AFRAID TO FLY.
NOW BEAR RIGHT!
ARE YA SURE? BECAUSE THE SIGN SAYS--
DO NOT QUESTION THE NAVIGATOR, DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND!
[SCREECH] RIGHT!
OH! AAH!
RIGHT. THE NON-MAGICAL HUSBAND.
OOH! AND WHO IS THIS BIG, HANDSOME MAN?
HA HA! YEAH, BIG MAN. HA!
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER,
AND I'VE GOT AN EXTRA SPECIAL SEAT
SAVED JUST FOR YOU!
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
NOW FOOD ME UP AT THE--
KIDDY TABLE?!
[SHOUTING]
PLEASE, JAKE, I PREFER YOU CALL IT
THE RESPONSIBLE YOUNG ADULTS TABLE.
SUN TAUGHT ME WE SHOULD ALWAYS TREAT OTHERS
AS IF THEY ALREADY WERE WHAT WE EXPECT THEM TO BECOME.
IT'S FROM GOETHE.
COUSIN ANDREW, WOULD YOU PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER?
BUTTER? FINE!
[LAUGHING]
I AM A HUMMINGBIRD IN THE BREEZE.
YO! I GOT ROBBED HERE!
I'M THE NEXT OLDEST IN THE FAMILY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SEAT AT THE--
[SNIFFING]
RICE PUDDING?
THANK YOU, GREGORY.
COUSIN GREGGY?
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM GREGORY NOW.
I DON'T CARE WHAT WE CALL HIM!
HE'S A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME.
HOW'D HE GET MY SEAT?
YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW?
GREGORY GOT HIS...
[WHISPERING] dragon powers.
OK, THAT'S IT!
[DEEP BREATH] OK, HOW TO PUT THIS?
I'M STUCK AT THE KIDDY TABLE
ALL BECAUSE COUSIN GREGGY
JUST NOW GOT HIS DRAGON POWERS?
JAKE, MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS LATER.
OK, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S GREGORY.
AND SECOND OF ALL,
DON'T HIS CHEEKS LOOK SUPER PINCHABLE?
THEY SURE ARE!
COOTCHIE- COOTHCIE-COO.
UH, MAYBE YA'LL DON'T REALIZE,
BUT I'VE BEEN THE AMERICAN DRAGON
FOR, LIKE, A YEAR AND A HALF NOW!
I'VE FOUGHT NIXES AND KRYLOCKS AND--
AW, HOW ADORABLE!
HE'S JEALOUS!
HAVE YOU SEEN GREGORY'S DRAGON FORM?
VERY IMPRESSIVE!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT
WITH THE OTHER CHILDREN, DEAR?
IF YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, MAYBE LATER AUNT MAI
WILL LET YOU PLAY WITH HER TEETH.
BLEH! HERE YA GO!
UH, BUT I--
GREGGY...AW!
AI-YAH!
WHY DO YOU NOT TRUST THE NAVIGATOR?
I DO! I DO, HONESTLY!
IT'S JUST, WELL, I'M HAVIN' TROUBLE
SEEING HOW WE ENDED UP WAY OVER HERE IN WESTERN KENTUCKY.
I...ASSUMED YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE
THE WORLD'S LARGEST TURKEY FARM.
[TURKEYS GOBBLING] WELL, DUH!
NORMALLY, YOU BET YOUR BUTTER-BASTED BEAK I WOULD,
BUT WE'RE ALREADY LATE ENOUGH AS IS.
BESIDES, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
I MEAN, HOW CAN WE GET A GANDER AT THE GOBBLERS
WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN SEE THE--
OW! [PECK]
HA HA HA!
I THINK THE LITTLE NIPPER JUST NIPPED ME IN THE--
OW! OW!
UH, UH, OK, MR. GIZZARD.
NOW, THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT.
[MANY TURKEYS GOBBLING]
AAH! OH! OH!
THEY'VE GOT A TASTE FOR MAN!
BACK IN THE CAR!
UH, YEAH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I'M THE ONLY DRAGON WHO COUNTS HERE.
YOU WANT THE THRONE, YOU GOTTA TAKE OUT THE KING.
YOU MEAN THE ROYAL PAIN?
LET'S DO IT.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I--
WAIT. WHAT?
IF YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT DRAGON,
PROVE IT.
YOU AND ME IN A FACE-OFF.
WINNER GETS THE CHAIR AT THE GROWNUP TABLE,
LOSER GETS...
Girl: I CAN SUCK NOODLES IN MY NOSE!
[SLURP]
EWW! EWW!
NOODLE SNOT!
O...K.
I'M IN!
SO, UM, WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
ALL RIGHT, STANDARD DRAGON CHALLENGE RULES.
YOU'RE GONNA TRADE OFF PICKIN' THE CHALLENGES.
IF THE OTHER GUY MUFFS YOUR TEST,
THAT'S A POINT FOR YOU.
HE MAKES IT, ONE POINT FOR HIM.
BEST 2 OUT OF 3 WINS. GOT IT?
MM-HMM.
DRAGON UP!
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
PLEASE, CUZ.
DRAGON UP!
HA HA HA! YOU SCARED YET?
OH, I'M SCARED...
THAT WHATEVER YOU GOT IS CONTAGIOUS.
DID I NOT TELL YOU GREGORY'S DRAGON FORM
WAS IMPRESSIVE?
WHAT? OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING
SOME SORT OF COMPETITION.
OK. HOO HOO!
STUDLY, UH, YOU'RE UP.
WHAT'S THE CHALLENGE?
[SHAKING, EARS FLAPPING]
ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S TEST YOUR FIRE-BREATHING,
DRAGON.
TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE.
WOW. JAKE'S FIRE-BREATHING HAS REALLY COME ALONG.
MM-HMM.
GREGGY LIKE TO GIVE HIS COMPETITORS
A FALSE SENSE OF SELF-CONFIDENCE
BEFORE HE CRUSHES THEM.
RIP HIM TO PIECES, HONEY!
POINT, JAKE, AND HE'S UP.
HOW ABOUT SOME SPEED FLYING?
ONE TIME AROUND THE BEACH.
WE'LL GO ON 3. YOU READY?
HEY, YO, YO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU SAID 3! YOU SAID 3!
[STRUGGLING]
HA! TASTE MY DRAGON DUST, GREGGY!
[FEMALE VOICE] DRAGONS? OH, THANK GOODNESS.
MY POINT.
MY POINT!
SAY, HUH? SAY, WHAT?
YOU SAID, ONE TIME AROUND THE BEACH.
YOU DID 13, SO YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED.
MY POINT!
OK, FINE.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SCORE ANOTHER POINT ON ME.
MY TURN, MY TURN AGAIN!
OK, I CHALLENGE YOU TO GO--
OH, DRAGONS! I AM SO GLAD I FOUND YOU.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
THEY'RE COMIN' AFTER ME,
AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO--
HYAH! WAH!
WHOA, HEY! STOP!
YOU CAN'T ATTRACT ATTENTION!
THEY'LL SEE US AND--
I CHALLENGE YOU TO BEAT DOWN
THIS MAGICAL SEA BEAST BEFORE I DO!
UNH! UNH! UNH!
SHE'S NOT A SEA BEAST, FOOL!
SHE'S TRYING TO TALK!
GREGORY, NO!
OH, THAT'S MY BOY!
HE'S BAD!
THAT'S A POWERFUL YOUNG MAN!
YEOW! QUIT!
[GASPING]
NO! WAIT! COME BACK!
OH, YEAH! YOU BETTER RUN!
DOPE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST--
SAVED US ALL!
MY BIG MAN HERO!
2 OUT OF 3!
I WIN!
I BEAT THE AMERICAN DRAGON!
CAN I GET A WHOOP?
WHOOP! WHOOP!
WHAT?!
HEY, LOOK! IT'S NOT CREAMED CORN!
IT'S BRAINS!
[LAUGHING]
NO, NO, NO, IT'S A MANTRA.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHANT IT WITH ME.
OHM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA.
HUH? UH, WHAT?
UH, YOUR PATOOTIE LIKES POTATOES.
AW, MAN!
Fu Dog; NIFTY BUBBLE, HUH, KID?
I ALWAYS KEEP A FEW MAGICAL AIR CAPSULES HANDY
JUST IN CASE A-- OH!
MY SUSHI SENSE IS TINGLING.
RARR RARR!
FOCUS, FU.
THAT SHARK LADY COULD BE ANYWHERE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR THE SHARK LADY?
I FIGURED YOU WERE JUST TAKIN' A BREAK
FROM GREGGY THE GREAT AND THE COOTCHIE-COO PATROL.
SHE LOOKED PRETTY SCARED.
WHATEVER TROUBLE SHE'S IN,
IT MUST BE SERIOUS.
AND IF OUR SEARCH HAPPENS TO GET YOU AWAY
FROM THE FAMILY FOR A WHILE...
IT'S ALL GOOD.
[MOTOR] SAY WHAT?
WHOO-HOO! CATCH THE SHOW! YEAH!
YO, GREGGY! I'M TRYIN' TO DO
SOME DRAGON WORK DOWN HERE.
YOU SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA?
'CAUSE WE GOT SHARKS IN THESE WATERS,
AND WE ALL SAW HOW SCARED
THE WIDDLE BABY DWAGON IS OF SHARKS!
HA HA HA!
YOU WANT TO ORDER A 4-FLIPPER SLAPDOWN FOR THE KID?
'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO DELIVER IT.
OK, FIRST OFF, I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU,
SO STEP OFF THE BABY STUFF,
AND, SECOND, I AM NOT SCARED OF SH--OH!
NOT GOOD.
HA! NICE TRY, FAKER.
MMM! MMM! UGH!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! GUT HIM, TIBURON!
GUT HIM!
NOT YET. FIRST, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS.
MMM...MMM!
YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR, DON'T YOU?
MAYBE YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS.
IF YOU EVER WANT TO TASTE OXYGEN AGAIN,
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME!
OOH!
GO! AFTER HIM!
I'M COMIN', KID!
I GOT ONE LAST AIR CAPSULE LEFT!
WHOA!
COME ON!
HEY! WHAT'S THE RUSH!
HEY! [YELPING]
GO, DOG!
THERE! LOSE 'EM IN THAT CORAL MAZE!
AAH!
UH-OH, KID, DEAD END!
OVER HERE!
Jake: COME ON! COME ON!
UH, KID, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE
A SHARK'S NEW BEST CHUM,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO NOW!
[GRUNTING]
GOT IT! COME ON!
AAH!
MOVE YOUR FIN!
[ALL GRUNTING]
OH! GO, GO, GO!
[DOG FU PANTING]
LOOKS LIKE WE LOST 'EM.
AAH! AAH!
SORRY. GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SNUCK UP LIKE THAT,
BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
PLEASE DON'T BLAME ALL THE SHARK PEOPLE FOR THIS.
DESPITE OUR MULTIPLE ROWS
OF JAGGED, FLESH-TEARING TEETH,
WE REALLY A TENDER, LOVING RACE.
AAH!
INSTINCT. SORRY.
WE'LL EAT ANYTHING. HEH HEH.
ANYWAY, THERE'S A FEW BAD FISH IN THE BARREL.
TIBURON AND HIS WHOLE SKARK-MADA.
THEY THINK WE SHOULDN'T GET ALONG WITH YOUR KIND.
THEY'D RATHER SWEEP YOU ASIDE AND TAKE OVER YOUR LAND.
CAN THEY DO THAT?
I MEAN, AREN'T YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW,
"GLUB GLUB, NEED THE WATER, CAN'T LIVE ON DRY LAND"?
ACTUALLY, SHARK PEOPLE ARE ONLY HALF FISH.
THEY CAN SPEND TIME ON DRY LAND,
BUT THEY ALWAYS GOTTA RETURN TO THE SEA.
THE ONLY WAY TIBURON AND HIS MEN
CAN RULE OVER YOUR LAND,
IS IF THEY MOVE IT UNDERWATER.
CAN THEY DO THAT?
UH, THEY CAN
IF THEY FIND WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR--
NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT.
OH, BOY.
WHAT?
NEPTUNE'S THE ANCIENT GOD OF THE SEA.
THAT TRIDENT OF HIS
HOLDS THE POWER TO CONTROL THE OCEANS.
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THAT THING.
LIKE MOVE THE EASTERN SHORE OF YOUR COUNTRY
FROM HERE TO...
OH, SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.
WHICH MEANS EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN WOULD BE UNDERWATER,
AND TIBURON'S TERRITORY TO RULE!
THE GOOD NEWS IS, THEY'LL NEVER FIND THE TRIDENT WITHOUT ME.
YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?
TELL ME. I CAN PROTECT IT.
IT'S MY JOB.
NO! I...I'VE ALREADY CAUSED YOU ENOUGH TROUBLE.
IF YOU COULD JUST HELP ME FIND
A MORE PERMANENT PLACE TO HIDE.
UH, MAYBE A NICE INLAND AQUARIUM OR A THEME PARK OR...
DONE. BUT FIRST, I GOTTA CUT OUT OF
THIS LAME FAMILY REUNION.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I AM QUITE SURE THAT MOBILE, ALABAMA,
IS SOUTH OF KEY WEST.
DOH! DOH!
KEY WEST IS THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT
IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!
HOW CAN IT BE MORE SOUTH
THAT THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT?!
GIVE ME THAT MAP!
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
OH HO HO! SO NOW WE'RE DOIN' THAT AGAIN, HUH?
WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, MISTER!
I TOOK HIGH SCHOOL NORWEGIAN,
AND I CAN TELL YOU... [SPEAKING NORWEGIAN]
I, TOO, TOOK HIGH SCHOOL NORWEGIAN.
OH!
[TIRES SCREECH] YI!
[BLOWS LANDING] TAKE THAT!
[BOTH SHOUTING]
HI-YAH! OW!
AFTER SEEING A HERO LIKE ME IN ACTION...
AHH!
IT'S NO WONDER JAKE ISN'T SHOWIN' HIS FACE.
HEY, MOM, ME AND FU GOTTA BOUNCE FOR A FEW.
WE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THIS...
IS THAT, UH, LAND GRUB?
NO, NO, NO, NO! SHARK LADY, DON'T!
SHARK INSTINCT TAKING OVER!
AAH! GO AWAY! FISHY BAD!
GREGGY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
SHOW THIS BEAST WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!
OH!
UNH! UNH!
UH! AHH! UNH!
[DOOR CLOSES]
DID I... SCARE HER AWAY?
[GIGGLING]
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
THE LAST THING I WANTED WAS TO CAUSE YOU TROUBLE.
TROUBLE? THAT WAS AWESOME!
I GOT A FEELING THE TABLE'S HAVE TURNED,
AND I'M GETTIN' MY TURN AT THE ADULT TABLE.
OK, HUH? FOCUS, KID.
WE STILL GOT A...
[ROARING]
THERE'S MY GIRL.
YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK YOU COULD RUN FROM ME, DID YOU?
AW, MAN!
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I'VE COME FOR.
BUT...HOW DID YOU FIND US?
WE'RE SHARKS. [SNIFFING]
WE FOLLOWED OUR NOSES.
[FAMILY SCREAMING]
LET THEM GO!
THEY CAN'T GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
WAIT! ISN'T SHE THE BAD GUY?
WE'RE A FAMILY OF DRAGONS, PUNK.
YOU CAN THREATEN ALL YOU WANT,
BUT WE'RE NEVER GONNA LET HER TELL YOU
WHERE NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT IS.
OH, I DON'T EXPECT HER TO TALK.
[REGURGITATING]
YOU HID NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT IN YOUR STOMACH?
UH, I TOLD YOU,
WE'LL EAT ANYTHING.
[TIBURON LAUGHING]
NICE TRY,
BUT NOW IT'S OVER...
FOR ALL OF YOU!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
¶ WHERE IS THE LOVE? ¶
¶ WHERE DID THE LOVE GO? ¶
GET READY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND.
HERE COMES YOUR CUE!
OK, THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
THERE IS NO WAY I'M--
¶ I WISH I KNEW ¶
¶ BUT IT'S A THING THAT NO ONE KNOW ¶
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶
¶ BACK DE LOVE ¶
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶
¶ YEAH ¶
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶
¶ BACK DE LOVE ¶
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE! ¶
YEAH!
[APPLAUSE]
[THUNDER]
SAY GOOD-BYE TO DRY LAND
AND BOW TO YOUR NEW RULER!
WHAA!
OH!
HOW ABOUT YOU SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR LITTLE FORK
AND BOW TO MY BACKSIDE?
RARR!
HYAH!
SO, WE JUST WAIT HERE, OR WHAT?
OOH!
DRAGON UP!
GREGORY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOIN' AFTER THAT SHARK!
NO WAY I'M LETTIN' JAKE STEAL MY GLORY.
AH-CHOO!
NOBODY ELSE ESCAPES!
THAT'S GONNA BE A RULE FROM NOW ON.
COOL?
WHOA!
[COUGHING]
I MEANT TO DO THAT TO HIM!
HEY!
NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT DOESN'T WORK SO GOOD
FOR DRY LAND RATS.
ALLOW ME.
HUH? OH!
WHOA! WHOO!
[GRUNTING]
YOU WANT TO MESS WITH A REAL DRAGON?
MESS WITH ME!
EH, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
HEY! YOU CAN'T USE THE TRIDENT!
I DON'T HAVE A TRIDENT!
THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
MMM MMM MMM!
NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY?
RARR!
YOU THINK YOU CAN DRY ME UP
WITH YOUR DRAGON FIRE?
I RULE THE SEAS,
AND, SOON, ALL OF YOUR LAND AS WELL!
ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T YOU I WAS TALKING TO.
[SEA SERPENT MOANS]
[PANTING]
UNH!
NO, NO, NO!
NO! THANK YOU.
NO!
[GASPING FOR AIR]
THANKS.
NO PROBLEM.
YOU MAY BE A JERK, BUT YOU'RE FAMILY.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! GUT 'EM! GUT 'EM!
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU THINK HE WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHIN'
IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED.
SHOULD WE MAKE A CALL?
Jake: GAME'S UP, SHARK DUDES!
HEY! HEY!
[SHOUTING]
I THINK I'M GETTIN' THE HANG OF THIS THING.
GREAT WORK, KID.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR JAKE!
YAY, JAKE!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
WELL, ACTUALLY, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT GREGORY.
YEAH, AND I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE
A PERMANENT PLACE FOR ME AT THE ADULT TABLE,
ONCE YOU HEAR HOW I HAD TO SAVE
JAKE'S LITTLE BABY DWAGON TAIL.
OK, THAT IS IT!
WAH!
AAH-HA! MOMMY!
OW!
SUSAN, CONTROL YOUR CHILD!
OH! PUT A SOCK IN IT, CATHY!
WHAT?!
YOU HEARD ME!
[EVERYONE ARGUING]
I PUT CRAB DOWN YOUR BACK!
[PINCH] HA HA HA!
OW! AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING
YOUR KIDS AREN'T DEGENERATE MONSTERS!
HEY! TAKE IT BACK!
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME!
SO, UH, I'LL JUST BE TAKING THESE GUYS
TO SHARK PRISON THEN.
HEY, AFTER DINNER WITH THESE FREAKS,
PRISON SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM.
[ARGUING]
Haley: YOU BE QUIET!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FAMILY DYSFUNCTION IS GOIN' ON HERE?
HONEY! YOU...MADE IT.
THIS IS NOT WHAT FAMILY REUNIONS ARE ABOUT!
ACTUALLY, IN THIS FAMILY, IT USUALLY IS.
HE'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE BEEN ACTIN' LIKE A BUNCH OF SPOILED KIDS,
ESPECIALLY ME.
ME, TOO,
AND I'M SORRY.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
TO FAMILY?
TO FAMILY.
MMM, MMM, MMM!
THIS SPREAD LOOKS DELISH!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSIN', PEOPLE!
HA HA HA!
[ALL LAUGHING AND TALKING]
IT'S COOL, DAD.
I DON'T THINK WE'RE MISSIN' ANYTHING.
Dog Fu: IT'S THE GAME SHOW SENSATION
THAT'S SWEEPIN' THE NATION.
WHAT'S THAT SHARK GONNA HURL UP NEXT?
Jake: ANCHOR! I GUESS ANCHOR!
Haley: IT'S A SCUBA TANK!
Dog Fu: ANCHOR IT IS!
YES! UGH!
ROUND TWO! TAKE A GUESS WHAT'S COMIN' UP THE PIPE.
SNORKEL! PIZZA!
I HAD A GUT FEELING.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S A BIGGIE THIS TIME.
SUBMARINE! IT'S A SUBMARINE!
UH, WELL, I WAS WONDERIN' WHERE THEY'VE BEEN ALL EPISODE.
Shark lady: SORRY.
WE'LL EAT ANYTHING. HEH HEH.