SO YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?
THEY DIED RIGHT AFTER I WAS BORN.
THE HUNTSCLAN TOOK ME IN AND RAISED ME.
MY EARLIEST MEMORY IS LYING IN MY HUNTSCRIB
AND CRYING OUT FOR MY HUNTSNANNY
TO CHANGE MY HUNTSDIAPER.
MINE, TOO! WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE NANNY AND THE HUNTS...EVERYTHING.
ON THAT DEPRESSING NOTE,
THESE ARE THE BEST CREPES EVER!
YEAH, BUT IF WE'RE HAVING DREAM CREPES,
WE MAY AS WELL MAKE THEM REAL DREAM CREPES.
SPEAKING OF DREAMS,
LET'S GIVE A WARM ALOHA TO MINE.
YOU GOTTA LOVE THE DREAM CHARMS.
VERY NICE.
LISTEN, JAKE,
I WOULD NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE
TO TELL YOU THIS IN THE REAL WORLD,
BUT I--
HUH? [ALARM BUZZES]
HUH?
8:19?
OH, MAN!
MR. LONG, TODAY WAS THE LATEST EXAMPLE
OF YOUR GROWING HIT PARADE OF TARDIES.
CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF?
SILENCE! WELL, I--
ALTHOUGH FLUNKING YOU OUT OF THE SEVENTH GRADE
WOULD PLEASE ME MORE THAN A FELFENKUCHEN ON A HOT PLATE,
THE SCHOOL BOARD MANDATES I GIVE REPEAT OFFENDERS
ONE LAST CHANCE TO EARN MAKE UP CREDIT.
VERY GRACIOUS OF THEM, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
UM, WHAT THE HECK IS ALFA-FELTHA--
SILENCE!
YOUR MAKE UP CREDIT SHALL BE A WRITTEN EXAMINATION
ON ONE OF THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC MINDS
OF MODERN TIME.
OK, FINE.
WHICH ONE?
AH, THAT LITTLE DETAIL
WILL REMAIN PLOGGIN IN MY NOGGIN.
WHAT? BUT I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT TO STUDY.
OTHERWISE, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PASS?
THAT'S THE THING, MR. LONG.
I DON'T. HA HA HA HA!
I DON'T. HA HA HA HA HA!
SILENCE! OH, MAN--
YOU SAY THAT "OH, MAN" THING WAY TOO MUCH.
¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶
¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶
¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶
¶ IT'S DESTINY, WHO WANTS SOME TEA? ¶
¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN', IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
[SNORING]
SPUD, YOU'RE SLOBBERING.
I DID NOT HEAR MY SHOES ASKING FOR A SPIT SHINE.
HUH? WHAT?
WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL ASLEEP
DURING STUDY HALL...
WITHOUT MAKING USE OF MY SPECIAL STASH
OF STUDY HALL SLUMBER WEAR.
THE QUIET, THE CALM,
MY TRUSTY JUG OF SLEEPYTIME COCOA.
NOTHING SAYS NIGHT-NIGHT LIKE THE SCHOOL LIBRARY.
SO, JAKEY, HOW'S THE STUDYING GOING?
NOT GOOD. I GOT EXACTLY 43 HOURS
TO STUDY UP ON EVERY GREAT SCIENTIFIC MIND
OR ROTWOOD'S GONNA HOLD ME BACK A GRADE.
ROTWOOD IS TRIPPING EVEN HARDER THAN USUAL.
HOW COME YOU BEEN LATE TO SCHOOL SO MUCH, ANYWAY?
WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING THE WHOLE DREAM DATING THING WITH ROSE.
OH, DISH, BOYFRIEND.
IT'S, LIKE, TOTALLY AWESOME.
WE CAN FINALLY HANG WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE HUNTSCLAN SEEING US.
YOU LUCKY DOG.
NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY,
I CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE DREAM
TO SAVE MY LIFE.
Machine: DREAM WAVE ACTIVITY PRINTING NOW.
CHECKING FOR BRAIN ACTIVITY...
UH...
DANG! [MONITOR FLATLINES]
SPEAKING OF NOT REMEMBERING THINGS,
NO WAY AM I PASSING BIOLOGY THIS SEMESTER.
IT'S LIKE I READ THE WORDS ON THE PAGE,
BUT NOTHING SINKS IN.
AW, IT'S ALL RIGHT, TRIX.
YOU LET IT OUT, GIRL.
WHO NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT BONES AND GUTS ANYWAY?
ONLY SURGERY I'M EVER GONNA PERFORM
IS ON THAT BROKEN SNACK MACHINE DOWNSTAIRS.
WHO'S WITH ME?
[SNORING]
SORRY. I GOT TONS OF STUDYING TO DO
BEFORE I MEET ROSE TONIGHT.
DID YOU KNOW THE FLUSH TOILET
WAS INVENTED BY A DUDE NAMED JOHN?
RRR.
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
THE VOYAGE CHANNEL AIRED A SPECIAL ON HOT AIR BALLOONS.
I KEPT FLIPPING BETWEEN THAT
AND AMERICA'S WACKIEST HOME VIDEOS.
HEY, ISN'T THAT THE SHOW WHERE EVERYBODY'S PANTS--
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
YEAH, THAT ONE.
HANG TIGHT.
THIS IS GREAT, ISN'T IT, JAKE?
HEY, THIS IS OUR DREAM DATE.
NO OFF-TOPIC DAYDREAMING.
HUH? WHAT?
OH, SORRY.
IT'S THIS DUMB TEST.
IF I DON'T PASS, ROTWOOD'S GONNA HOLD ME BACK A GRADE.
AND THE WORST PART IS
HE WON'T TELL ME WHO IT'S ON.
UNLESS I CAN CLIMB INTO HIS HEAD AND SEE WHAT HE'S THINKING,
I'M TOAST.
CLIMB INTO HIS HEAD, HUH?
HMM. FOLLOW ME.
WHAT? WHERE YOU GOING?
WATCH YOUR STEP.
WHOA!
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
EVERYONE'S DREAMS COEXIST WITHIN THE SAME DREAM REALM
CONNECTED BY THIS COMMON CORRIDOR.
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
TOTALLY! HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS?
I DID A LITTLE DREAM REALM EXPLORING
BACK AT THE HUNTSPLAN ACADEMY.
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR STAY UP LATE
AND CHAT WITH THE OTHER GIRLS
ABOUT HOW TO GET DRAGON BLOOD OUT OF BLOUSES.
SO THIS IS THE DOOR TO ROTWOOD'S DREAMS?
NOT JUST HIS DREAMS. HIS SUBCONSCIOUS.
HIS HOPES, HIS FEARS--
HIS TEST ANSWERS?
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
HAVE I MENTIONED LATELY HOW MUCH YOU RULE?
AFTER YOU.
WHERE ARE WE?
THIS IS THE UPPER LEVEL OF ROTWOOD'S SUBCONSCIOUS.
I'M PROUD TO PRESENT THE GOLDEN BEAGLE
TO BAUMSCHTIEKEN UNIVERSTY'S
MOST ACCOMPLISHED GRADUATE,
THE DEVILISHLY HANDSOME AND PHYSICALLY FIT
HANS ROTWOOD, FOR HIS AMAZING DISCOVERY
OF MAGICAL CREATURES.
HA HA HA HA HA!
OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU.
DANKE.
SO WHERE DO WE FIND THE TEST ANSWERS?
WHERE ALL SECRETS ARE KEPT:
IN THE DEEPER LEVELS OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS.
COME ON. THIS WAY.
COME WITH ME, FRAULEIN.
WE ARE RUNNING! HA HA HA HA!
WHEE!
AAH!
AH, FRAULEIN, MY NOBLE SHE WOLF.
WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR MAN HANDS IN MATCH?
OH, HANS!
NO. YOU HAVE UGLY SHAPED ELBOWS
AND SMELL OF WET PIGSKIN.
WHAT IF I SPLASH ON OF THE COLOGNE
AND WEAR OF THE LONG SLEEVED SHIRTS?
OK, THEN. DRIVE SAFELY.
FOLLOW ME.
HEAVENS, MILADY.
YOU HAVE QUITE THE TWINKLE TOES.
[KNOCK ON DOOR] HANS!
WHERE'S MY SEAMSTRESS DUMMY?
I NEED IT FOR THE WORK.
DON'T COME IN, MOTHER!
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER-- I MEAN IT.
OOH, IT, IT. OHHH!
GRETCHEN, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?
NO WONDER ROTWOOD'S SO MESSED UP.
THE DEEPER YOU GO INTO SOMEONE'S SUBCONSCIOUS MIND,
THE DEEPER YOU'RE GOING INTO THEIR PSYCHE AND CHILDHOOD MEMORIES.
BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUNG ROTWOOD IN LOVE.
I JUST NEED THE TEST.
THEN LET'S KEEP GOING.
THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT.
WAAH!
ROTWOOD?
LOOK!
BINGO!
THIS IS IT!
YOU KNOW, BABY ROTWOOD
REALLY IS KIND OF CUTE WHEN YOU--
[LOUD BELCH]
UH, STRIKE THAT.
OK. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE STUFF STARTS COMING OUT THE OTHER END.
JAKE, LOOK OUT!
OH!
WHAT IS THIS THING?
HYAH!
IT'S A CHIMERA.
A CHIMO-WHAT NOW?
CHIMERA. A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE.
IT MUST BE TRAPPED DEEP INSIDE ROTWOOD'S SUBCONSCIOUS.
[ROARING]
DRAGON UP!
YO, FYI.
THREE HEADS AREN'T BETTER THAN ONE.
JAKE, GET OUT OF THERE!
QUICK! THIS WAY!
AND I WOULD LIKE TO NOW SAY
TO ALL THE SCIENTISTS WHO RIDICULED MY THESIS,
ENTITLED MAGICAL CREATURES MYTH-UNDERSTOOD,
YOU CAN NOW BEGIN WITH THE KISSING OF MY FEET.
WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.
THANKS, ROSE. ROTWOOD'S GONNA BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE
WHEN I ACE THAT TEST OF HIS.
DO YOU MIND? DO YOU MIND?
HEY, DAD. WHAT UP, MOM?
CAN I GET A SIDE OF BACON TO GO WITH MY USUAL?
YOU'LL EAT WHAT I MAKE YOU.
DANG. THIS TOAST IS TOAST.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE YOUR MOTHER, JAKE.
SHE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED-INSKI.
EXCUSE ME?
YOU HEARD ME, GRUMPLESTILTSKIN.
ALL MORNING, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A--
[BLENDER WHIRS]
OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU'VE BEEN RANTING LIKE A--
[BLENDER WHIRS]
OK.
I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A BITE AT SCHOOL
WHERE PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE LESS HOSTILE.
YOU DID WHAT?
JAKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LIFTED THE ANSWER KEY FROM ROTWOOD'S MIND AND--
OK, TECHNICALLY IT IS CHEATING, BUT--
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
COULDN'T YOU HAVE SWUNG BY MY TEACHER'S MIND, TOO?
CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY
ROTWOOD'S NOT GONNA FLUNK ME OUT OF THE SEVENTH GRADE.
YEAH, SORRY. I MEAN, I AM HAPPY FOR YOU, JAKEY. REALLY.
I'M JUST SAYING BIOLOGY IS KICKING MY KEISTER.
I BARELY SLEPT A WINK LAST NIGHT.
OH, YEAH? WELL, NOT ONLY DO I DISLIKE YOUR TONE,
I DISLIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. THERE. I SAID IT.
HE'S NOTHING BUT A SHIFTY, VIDEO-GAME-PLAYING SLACK
WHO TROLLS AROUND ON HIS POWER SCOOTER LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
OK, BUT THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER, NANA.
OH, MAN. WHAT WRINKLED HER DOILY THIS MORNING?
SPUD, IT'S NOT JUST YOUR GRAMS.
IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD
GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED OR SOMETHING.
JAKE, I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.
WE HAVE TO TALK... BUT NOT HERE.
I THINK I KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S IN A BAD MOOD.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DESCRIBING TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES THEY'VE HAD,
AND THEY ALL SOUNDED LIKE OUR CHIMERA FRIEND.
OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER NOW.
THAT NASTY THING WAS ALL UP IN MY DREAM, TOO.
MINE, TOO.
OH, AND BOY, WAS IT HIDEOUS. WHEW!
OK, I'M LYING.
I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING.
WHEN WE GOT THE TEST ANSWERS LAST NIGHT,
WE MUST HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LET THAT CHIMERA OUT OF ROTWOOD'S SUBCONSCIOUS.
ROSE, PLEASE. THE WORDS JAKE AND MISTAKE
DO NOT GO TOGETHER.
OK, YES, IN A RHYMEY KIND OF WAY,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE LET THAT THING ESCAPE.
DID YOU REMEMBER TO CLOSE THE DOOR ON THE WAY OUT?
UH--AH--
[SIGHS]
HERE. FOR YOUR EARS.
[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]
OF ALL THE IRRESPONSIBLE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE,
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING THIS PAST YEAR ABOUT CHEATING?
LET'S SEE.
UH, THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT SHORTCUTS,
THE IMPORTANCE OF FRIENDSHIP,
LOTS OF STUFF ABOUT FINDING BALANCE.
NOTHING SPECIFIC TO CHEATING COMES TO MIND.
BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTION,
THE BEAST IS USING THE DREAM CORRIDOR
TO GAIN UNLIMITED ACCESS TO EVERYONE'S DREAMS,
PLAGUING THEM WITH TERRIBLE NIGHT TERRORS!
[CLANG]
OK, WE GOTTA FIND A WAY
TO GET THAT THING BACK INTO ROTWOOD'S SUBCONSCIOUS
BEFORE THE WHOLE CITY GOES BONKERS.
HMM. I THINK I CAN PROBABLY WHIP UP A MAGICAL SNARE
THAT'LL TRAP THE CHIMERA,
BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE.
JAKE, I WILL STAY AND HELP FU DOG.
YOU MUST REENTER THE DREAM REALM,
TRACK DOWN THE CHIMERA,
AND MEET ME IN MY DREAM
WHERE I'LL BE WAITING WITH THE SNARE.
ON IT. WHO'S UP FOR A TRIP TO SLUMBERLAND?
YOU GUYS MAY NOT WANT TO STICK AROUND HERE
IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GETTING SOME SHUTEYE.
IT'S GONNA GET PRETTY LOUD.
WE'LL NEED TO FIND SOMEPLACE QUIET.
SOMEPLACE WHERE IT'S EASY TO NOD OFF.
I KNOW!
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, SPUD?
THIS OLD LIBRARY SEEMS EVEN CREEPIER IN THE P.M.
SAYS YOU. ONE PERSON'S CREEPY
IS ANOTHER PERSON'S COCOON OF COZY.
OK, JUST CONCENTRATE.
LET YOURSELF DRIFT OFF.
CHECK IT OUT!
THIS PLACE IS OFF THE CHIZANG!
YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY OWN DREAM.
WHICH WAY IS IT?
WAIT. WE CAME HERE TO FIND THE CHIMERA FIRST.
NOW, IF WE CAN JUST--
[ROARING]
Jake: AFTER IT!
TRIXIE, IT'S HEADING FOR YOUR DREAM DOOR.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
DR. CARTER, THE PATIENT IS READY FOR SURGERY.
SURGERY? QUIT PLAYING.
I CAN'T EVEN PASS BIOLOGY.
HOLD UP. I RECOGNIZE THE DIGESTIVE TRACT,
THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM.
WELL, THAT SHOULD DO IT.
CLOSE FOR ME, WILL YOU?
WE GOT SOME BAD, NASTY CREATURE TO CATCH.
HOLD UP. 2 SECOND DETOUR.
IT WOULD BE SO WRONG NOT TO CHECK THIS OUT.
LOOK AT ME! I'M LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.
DANCE, PRETTY PRETTY.
OH, I HAVE GOT TO GET A SHOT OF THIS.
COME ON. YOUR GRANDFATHER SHOULD BE READY
WITH THE TRAP BY NOW.
[DISCO PLAYS] I DON'T GET IT.
THE DOOR SAYS IT'S GRAMPS' DREAM,
BUT WHY WOULD HE BE LISTENING TO--
¶ GO, LOUSHI, GO, LOUSHI ¶
THIS WAY!
¶ GO, LOUSHI, GO LOUSHI ¶
¶ GO, LOUSHI, GO, LOUSHI ¶
YO, BABIES, WATCH ME GROOVING TO THE MUSIC.
AAH-HA! LOUSHI'S GOT MOVES YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN.
WHOO-HOO!
JAKE! I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE SO SOON.
YOU SEE, I WAS JUST PRACTICING THE ANCIENT CHINESE ART
OF THE UH...UH... HUSTLE?
NEVER MIND.
GRAMPS, CUT THE BELL BOTTOM BOOGIE.
WE'RE HERE FOR THE TRAPPING DEVICE.
TO CAPTURE THE BEAST, YOU MUST UNCORK THIS DEVICE
AND AIM IT DIRECTLY AT THE TARGET.
IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY SUCK IN THE CHIMERA.
THANKS, GRAMPS.
NOW WE'VE JUST GOTTA FIND IT.
[ROARING]
CHECK IT OUT. IT'S MY DREAM DOOR!
I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS.
WHOA! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS STUFF.
IT'S THE COOLEST PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN.
WELCOME HOME, MASTER SPUD.
I TAKE IT YOU'VE SPOTTED THE SPUD SIGNAL.
IT APPEARS A CHIMERA
IS TERRORIZING OUR FAIR CITY OF SPUDOPOLIS.
MAN! I EVER GET MY OWN BUTLER.
BRIEF ME, DUDE.
ACCORDING TO THE SPUD-PUTER 2000,
THE CREATURE HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE CITY'S WAREHOUSE DISTRICT.
SHALL I PREPARE THE SPUD-MOBILE, SIR?
TALLY-HO!
THAT'S MY CATCH PHRASE.
TRUST ME. IT'LL CATCH ON.
[SCREAMING]
HELP US, MEGA-SPUDMAN! HELP US!
MEGA-SPUDMAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
NOBODY ATTACKS THE INNOCENT CITIZENS OF SPUDOPOLIS.
TIME FOR MY SECRET WEAPON:
THE SPUD-LAUNCHER.
[ROARING]
TRY A LITTLE SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES, FREAK-O.
GUESS WHAT. GIMME ONE OF THOSE SPUD-BOMBS.
THAT'S IT. KEEP DISTRACTING HIM WHILE I MOVE IN CLOSER.
THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S OVER, CHIMERA.
Rotwood: AH AH AH AH AH! LET'S GO!
COME ON, RISE AND SHINE.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHO I'VE CAUGHT BREAKING AND ENTERING
INTO THE SCHOOL LIBRARY.
IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[SNORING]
LET ME TELL YOU ALL A LITTLE TALE
ABOUT 4 HOODLUMS WHO DARED TO DISOBEY THEIR SUPERIORS.
ROTWOOD COULD GO ON LIKE THIS FOR HOURS.
WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE DREAM.
I GOT THIS.
WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK A COCKER SPANIEL
WHEN IT'S EYES-- [GASPS]
MY CAR ALARM!
YOU HOODLUMS STAY PUT.
COMING, MY GERMAN ENGINEERED FRAULEIN.
NICE HIT, TRIX.
WE'D BETTER HURRY. SPUD'S STILL IN THERE.
TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!
[CLICKING]
HUH? UH-OH.
MUST...ESCAPE...UPWARD.
AAH!
ONE POTATO PILLOW COMING UP.
AWESOME! I MEAN...TALLY-HO!
HUH?
HEH HEH.
TRIXIE, CHECK ON SPUD.
JAKE AND I WILL HANDLE THE CHIMERA.
DR. CARTER ON HER WAY.
TIME FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION.
DRAGON UP!
AW, COME ON!
THE SNARE!
HE'S TOO QUICK! WE NEED TO TIRE HIM OUT!
YOU GO AFTER THE TRAP. I'LL TRY TO KEEP HIM BUSY.
HYAH!
[ROARING]
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH? WELL, FOLLOW ME.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT IN MY DREAMS.
SAY WHAT?
HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH!
[HORN HONKS]
TALLY-HO!
WHERE IS THIS? I MUST BE DEEP IN MY OWN SUBCONSCIOUS,
IN MY MEMORIES.
CONGRATULATIONS. THEY'RE TWINS.
I'M GOING TO CALL HER ROSE.
[GASPS]
LOOK AT THIS STRANGE BIRTHMARK.
IT LOOKS ALMOST LIKE A...DRAGON.
HUNTSMASTER, WE HAVE A NEW INITIATE.
COME, LITTLE ONE.
[BABY CRIES]
YOU ARE ONE OF US.
MY PARENTS DIDN'T DIE.
THE HUNTSCLAN TOOK ME FROM THEM.
I HAVE A FAMILY.
[ROARING]
[GASPS]
GO AHEAD, FREAK. TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
OR YOU CAN JUST TAKE THIS!
WHOO! YOU DID IT, JAKEY!
YOU SAVED SPUDOPOLIS.
AND FOR THAT, MY FRIEND,
I'M PROUD TO LET YOU WEAR THIS BADGE.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS.
TALLY-HO!
YEAH. I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA CATCH ON.
[ECHOING] "YOU ARE ONE OF US."
ROSE, ARE YOU OK?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
WE DID IT!
NOW LET'S DROP THIS BEAST BACK INTO ROTWOOD'S SKULL
AND KICK IT OUT OF HERE.
OH, YEAH.
WE DID IT!
AND ROTWOOD?
SOMEONE SEEMS TO HAVE SPRAYED MY CAR WITH BAKED POTATO.
BUT NO MATTER.
SEEING MR. LONG FAIL MY EXAMINATION TOMORROW
WILL SURELY PUT ME IN A BETTER MOOD.
DISMISSED!
SO, BUDDY, YOU READY FOR ROTWOOD'S TEST?
TOTALLY. I JUST NEED A SEC
TO PERUSE THE ANSWER KEY AND--
HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP, YO?
I THINK I ACED MY BIOLOGY EXAM.
SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A DOCTOR IN MY DREAM
MADE IT ALL MAKE SENSE TO ME.
THAT'S AWESOME!
CONGRATULATIONS, DOCTOR.
DOCTOR. DR. TRIXIE CARTER.
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT ONE.
MAN, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OUR LITTLE TRIP INTO THE DREAM WORLD
WOULD BE LIKE STUDYING, ONLY BETTER.
LIKE STUDYING?
KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
I'M GONNA ACE THAT TEST WITHOUT THE ANSWER KEY.
UH, DID I MISS SOMETHING?
LET'S JUST SAY THAT IF ROTWOOD'S GONNA TEST ME
ON THE SCIENTIST I THINK HE'S GONNA TEST ME ON,
OUR TRIP INTO THE DREAM WORLD WAS BETTER THAN STUDYING.
CORRECT. CORRECT AGAIN.
WHAT--CORRECT ON EVERYTHING!
MR. LONG, HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN SO MUCH ABOUT MY LIFE?
OK, BAUMSHTIEKEN UNIVERSITY WAS A GIMME,
BUT HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN
THE TITLE OF MY THESIS
OR THAT MY MOTHER WAS A SEAMSTRESS?
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT LITTLE EXTRA CREDIT ESSAY I ADDED.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE ABOUT YOUR ODDLY-SHAPED ELBOWS
AND PIGSKIN SMELL.
[STAMMERING]
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I DID MY RESEARCH.
Spud: THANKS FOR VISITING SPUDOPOLIS.
NEXT TIME, BE SURE TO STAY
AND SAMPLE OUR MANY POTATO-THEMED ATTRACTIONS:
THE FRENCH FRY-FLE TOWER...
Woman: OOH-LA YUM!
BUCKING-YAM PLACE.
CHEERIO, AND TATER CHIP, MY GOOD FELLOWS.
OR THE MAJESTY OF MOUNT RUSSET-MORE.
AAH! SOMEBODY MESSED THE FOOD FACE!
NOBODY AU GRATIN'S A POTATO-BASED TOURIST ATTRACTION
ON SUPERSPUD'S WATCH!
BUTLER DUDE, TO THE SPUD-MOBILE.
TALLY-HO!