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[GRUNTING]
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[COOING]
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[GROWLS]
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[COOING]
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[THUNDER]
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[COOING]
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[HELICOPTER]
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AAH!
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REV 'EM UP, BOYS.
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ONLY 2 MORE CHOPPING
DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS.
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[CRYING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[CRYING]
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[ROARING]
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WHOA,
HO HO HO HO.
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A TRIBE
OF ANGRY SASQUATCHES
AIN'T PRETTY
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AND IT'S GOING TO
GET A LOT UGLIER
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IF THEY
DON'T FIND THAT
LITTLE FUZZ BALL.
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OH! HEY THERE, KIDS.
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IF YOU HAVEN'T
GUESSED BY NOW,
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THIS IS THE AMERICAN DRAGON
HOKEY HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
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LIKE ALL HOLIDAY SPECIALS,
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IT'S ABOUT FAMILY,
TOGETHERNESS,
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BLA BLA BLA, AND ALL THAT
OTHER SAPPY GARBAGE.
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OK. LET'S GET ON
WITH THE MAIN TITLES
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BEFORE I HURL EGGNOG ALL
OVER THE SNOW RIGHT HERE.
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY,
WHAT'S UP, G? ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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OK. SO...
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'TIS THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
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AND I KNOW 2 GUYS HAVING
A ROUGHER MORNING THAN ME.
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[COOING]
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ANOTHER BABE IN THE WOODS
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JUST WOKE UP ALONE
IN THE BIG CITY.
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[COOING]
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AND ACROSS TOWN,
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SURE, HE LOOKS PEACEFUL NOW,
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BUT JUST WAIT FOR THE...
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[COW MOOING]
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NO!
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[MOOING]
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AW, MAN.
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EVERY YEAR.
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RISE AND SHINE,
MY FESTIVE FAMILY.
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MOO-EY CHRISTMAS ALL.
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IT'S TIME TO CRANK UP
THE HOLIDAY HO HO METER.
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OH, COME ON, DAD.
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JUST FOR ONCE,
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CAN'T WE DO CHRISTMAS
WITH SOME FRESH BEATS?
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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¶ WE'RE TALKING HO HO HO ¶
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¶ WE'RE TALKING YO YO YO ¶
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¶ MY HOMIES AND MY HONIES
AND SOME MISTLETOE ¶
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¶ WE'RE ROLLING
DOWN BROADWAY ¶
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¶ LIKE A JINGLE
ALL THE WAY ¶
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¶ BUT IF SANTA RIDES BY ¶
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¶ WE'RE GOING
TO JACK HIS SLEIGH ¶
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AH, AH, AH, AH.
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SORRY, JAKE A ROONIE ROO,
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BUT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD
IS A FAMILY TRADITION.
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JUMPIN' JACK FROST,
IT IS SNOWING.
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MY RECORD!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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UM...LIGHTNING?
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DON'T WORRY, DADDY.
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I'LL DOWNLOAD
A REPLACEMENT.
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LEGALLY, OF COURSE.
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I GOT IT!
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¶ OINK, OINK BELLS ¶
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¶ OINK, OINK BELLS ¶
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¶ OINK, OINK ALL THE OINK ¶
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JAKE, YOU'RE NOT
WEARING YOUR SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS SWEATER.
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DO I HAVE TO?
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OH, SWEET MOTHER
OF MISTLETOE, SON.
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IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.
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I KNOW BUT THIS YEAR,
WHAT SAY,
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WE TRY OUT SOME
NEW FAMILY TRADITIONS?
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WHY, SON?
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE SUPER DUPER
ONES WE HAVE NOW?
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UH...NOBODY ELSE IS GOING
TO SEE THIS, RIGHT?
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JUST FAMILY AND 500
OF OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
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OK, EVERYBODY,
HIT YOUR NOSES.
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SO, CHECK IT THIS YEAR,
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I SAY WE GO LONG FAMILY
CHRISTMAS, THE REMIX.
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OUT WITH
THE OLD TRADITIONS
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AND IN WITH US HITTIN'
THE HOLIDAY BLOCK PARTY.
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IT'S GOING TO BE
OFF THE HOOK.
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OH, OH, A BLOCK PARTY.
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THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.
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IT DOES?
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SURE.
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FOR SOME PERIOD COSTUME
CHRISTMAS CAROLING.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NOT THE CAROLING.
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I GET TO PLAY
THE LITTLEST ANGEL.
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IT'S LIKE ART
IMITATING LIFE.
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PERK UP, KIDDO.
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IT'S THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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YOU MUST HAVE
THE SADDEST FACE
IN THE CITY.
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[COOS]
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[GURGLES]
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[SCREAMING]
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¶ 4 CALLING BIRDS ¶
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¶ 3 FRENCH HENS ¶
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¶ 2 TURTLE DOVES ¶
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AND YOU KNOW,
A BIRD AND STUFF.
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[MAN COUGHS]
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[FEEDBACK]
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YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!
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EVERYBODY,
SHAKE YOUR PRESENTS
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LIKE YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT SANTA GOT YA.
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IT'S A HIP-HOP HOLIDAY, YO!
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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KNOCK OFF
YOUR NOISE POLLUTION
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OR I WILL HAVE YOU
ALL TOASTED
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LIKE A CHRISTMAS
SCHNOCKEN STREUDEL!
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WHAT WOULD?
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WOW!
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HE SEEMS REALLY MAD.
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I TOLD YOU
YOU WERE OFF-KEY.
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THE NERVE OF SOME.
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Announcer:
THE ESCAPED ZOO MONKEY.
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WITNESSES SAY THE BABY
GORILLA APPARENTLY VANISHED
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RIGHT AFTER THIS
FOOTAGE WAS TAKEN.
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GORILLA, MY LEDERHOSEN.
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THAT BABY IS A SASQUATCH
AND I AM GOING TO PROVE IT.
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WELL, THAT WAS
JUST THE RIGHT SHOT
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OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT
TRIXIE AND I NEEDED.
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RIGHT, BABY?
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WHATEVER.
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MOM, WE GOT
TO GET TO THE STORE
FOR DAD'S EGGNOG.
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YOUR DAD?
THE COLONEL'S HOME?
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HONEY, WE TALKED
ABOUT THIS.
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YOUR FATHER
JUST CAN'T MAKE IT.
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HE'LL BE HERE
FOR NEW YEAR'S.
I PROMISE.
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BUT IT'S JUST
NOT CHRISTMAS
WITHOUT DAD.
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HANK AND THE OTHER
PILOTS ARE STILL STUCK
IN GREENLAND,
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UNLESS THEY CAN DE-ICE
HIS PLANE BY TONIGHT.
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HO HO!
SHALOM!
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HAPPY KWANZAA,
CHRISTMAS,
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HANUKKAH.
AND BLANASTAVIA FIG HARVEST!
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SPUD, WHAT ARE
YOU WEARING?
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FESTIVE, IS IT NOT?
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BETWEEN ALL MY COUSINS,
AUNTS, AND UNCLES,
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I GOT RELATIVES OBSERVING
EVERY MAJOR HOLIDAY.
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TRANSLATION--MORE
GIFTS AND SNACKALICIOUS
TREATS FOR MOI.
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WHO'S HUNGRY?
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I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE COINS,
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FIGGY PUDDING,
AND NANA SPUDINSKI'S
FAMOUS FRUITCAKE.
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THAT FRUITCAKE LOOKS
LIKE A FOOTBALL.
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TASTES LIKE ONE, TOO.
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THE HOLIDAYS RULE.
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NOW, LET'S GO A-CAROLING.
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¶ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ¶
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¶ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ¶
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WELL DONE.
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WELL DONE.
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FESTIVE YET MELANCHOLY.
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YEAH!
WE ROCK.
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I SMELL AN ENCORE.
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NO!
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I MEAN, PERHAPS
YOU SHOULD GO BEFORE
YOU CATCH MY COLD.
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ACHOO!
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JAKE, I MUST
SPEAK WITH YOU.
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POPS, WHY DON'T
YOU GUYS GO CAROL OUTSIDE
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WHILE WE HELP GRAMPS
GET BACK TO BED?
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GOOD CALL, SON.
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HEY, BUT DON'T
DILLY DALLY, OK?
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THE TRADITION TRAIN IS
PULLING OUT OF THE STATION.
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CHUGA CHUGA WHOO WHOO!
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A SASQUATCH IN NEW YORK?
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HOW?
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SASQUATCHS ARE
PEACEFUL BY NATURE,
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BUT THEY'LL
TEAR THIS CITY APART
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IF THEY THINK IT WILL HELP
THEM FIND THEIR LOST BABY.
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DON'T SWEAT IT, G.
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I'LL FIND
THE LITTLE GUY.
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ACCORDING TO
THE SNOW SPRITES,
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THE BABY'S TRACKS HAVE BEEN
SPOTTED AROUND THE MALL.
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YOU MUST RETURN
IT TO ITS TRIBE
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IF WE HOPE
TO AVOID A DISASTER.
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ACHOO!
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TIME TO HEAVE HO,
HO HO HOERS.
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HEY, POP, YOU MIND IF
WE WRAP UP THE CAROLING
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AND HIT
THE MALL INSTEAD?
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THE MALL?
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WHY, JAKE, IT IS
LIKE YOU UNWRAPPED MY BRAIN
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AND SAW MY MIND.
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THIS IS SO NOT
WHAT I MEANT.
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[CLICK]
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HEY, JAKE!
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK SANTA
FOR SOME DIAPERS?
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HA HA HA HA!
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OH, MAN.
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COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE,
MRS. SASQUATCH!
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[BELCH]
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YOUR SPECIAL CLOAKING
POWERS ARE NO MATCH
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AGAINST THE WITS
OF A TRAINED MYTHO-BIOLOGIST.
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HMM.
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THE BEAST IS CLOSE.
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TIME TO LURE HIM OUT
WITH THE SPECIAL SASQUATCH
MATING CALL.
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[BLASTING]
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[SPEAKS GERMAN]
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GET THEM OFF!
OH, GET THEM OFF!
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OFF! OFF! OFF!
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[EATING]
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OH, COME ON, JAKE.
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DON'T BE SHY.
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TELL SANTA
WHAT YOU WANT.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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TO GET AWAY FROM
MY WACKED FAMILY
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AND THEIR
STUPID TRADITIONS!
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[SQUEAK]
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HUH?
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OH, SO YOU'RE
JUST TOO COOLIE COOL
FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY.
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RIGHT, JAKE?
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DAD, LOOK.
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I WANT YOU
TO DECIDE
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RIGHT NOW,
MR. COOLIE PANTS.
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HOW DO YOU WANT TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS EVE?
241
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,000
HONORING OUR TRADITIONS
242
00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,157
AND CREATING
SPECIAL FAMILY MOMENTS
243
00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:44,314
OR CRUNKING
THE NIGHT AWAY AT SOME
HIPPY HOPPY BLOCK PARTY?
244
00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,584
WHAT'S IT GOING
TO BE, MISTER?
245
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,085
[KNOCKING]
246
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,486
[SQUEAKING]
247
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,322
LOOK!
248
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,091
SORRY, DAD.
249
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,760
I GOT TO GO.
250
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,164
WELL, THAT SURE DIDN'T
GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
251
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,500
JAKE, YOU AIN'T
HAVE TO GO OFF ON
POPPA DOG LIKE THAT.
252
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,136
AT LEAST YOUR DAD'S
AROUND FOR CHRISTMAS.
253
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,805
THAT IS SO
NOT THE SPIRIT
254
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,541
OF THE BLANASTAVIAN
FIG HARVEST.
255
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,510
YOU GUYS
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
256
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,478
EVERY YEAR IT'S
THE SAME STUPID--
257
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,246
HOLD UP.
258
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,316
OK.
259
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,253
HE'S ALL OURS.
260
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,189
JUST KEEP IT SLOW AND
CALM AND WE GOT HIM.
261
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,726
YOU ARE MINE NOW,
SASQUATCH.
262
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,294
HEY!
263
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,464
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS
A SASQUATCH ON TV.
264
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,132
[SCREAMS]
265
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,200
THERE IT GOES!
266
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,402
WAIT! OH!
267
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,703
OH!
268
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,273
OH, MAN.
269
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,511
OH, YOU'RE BACK.
270
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,547
WELL, LET ME CATCH YOU UP.
271
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,420
THROUGH THE GIFT OF SONG.
272
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,724
¶ OH, BABY SASQUATCH
IS RUNNING ¶
273
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,994
¶ THE HUNTS YAHOOS
ARE CHASING ¶
274
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,263
¶ OH, OH ¶
275
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:12,504
¶ BUT RATWOOD'S TRACKING IS
SOMEWHAT LESS THAN AMAZING ¶
276
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,607
¶ JAKE'S CREW IS
ON THE HUNT ¶
277
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:19,477
¶ BUT THEY'RE LOSING
THE TRAIL AND ¶
278
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,480
[COUGHING, MUMBLING]
279
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,682
[GRUNTS]
280
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,251
SWEET SANTA'S DREIDEL!
281
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,586
THE TRACKS JUST DISAPPEARED.
282
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,171
GUESS I WON'T
BE THE ONLY ONE
283
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,755
NOT SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS
WITH THEIR POPS.
284
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,858
CHEER UP, TRIX.
HAVE A CHOCOLATE COIN.
285
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:38,229
MM-MMM.
IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE
IN CHANUKAH.
286
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,531
[GRUNTS]
287
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,233
IT'S BABY!
288
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,240
IT'S GOT TO BE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
289
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,726
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
290
00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,211
MAN, AND I THOUGHT
JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD
WAS ANNOYING.
291
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,413
OH, DID YOU NOW?
292
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,514
DAD! MOM!
293
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,549
HALEY!
294
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,583
WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING HERE?
295
00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,801
WE'RE BUYING BRITTLE
296
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,018
TO LEAVE ON THE ROOF
FOR SANTA'S REINDEER.
297
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,971
WELL, IT'S
A CHRISTMAS TRADITION,
298
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,922
BUT I GUESS YOU
WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT WACK.
299
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,392
RIGHT, SON?
HONEY.
300
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,860
MAYBE JAKE CAME
HERE TO APOLOGIZE
FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS.
301
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,662
ME?
302
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,981
LOOK, I AM SORRY.
303
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,299
I WAS JUST TRYING TO CUT DOWN
ON THE LAMENESS FACTOR.
304
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,601
THAT'S ALL.
I REALLY--
305
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,237
GET YOUR FILTHY
MITTS OFF ME!
306
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,006
REALLY GOT TO GO.
307
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,610
EAR OF THE DRAGON.
308
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,582
NO! WAIT!
I CAN EXPLAIN.
309
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,617
YOU CAN EXPLAIN
WHY YOU WERE
SPREADING RAW MEAT
310
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,285
ALL OVER
THE SECOND FLOOR?
311
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,455
I THOUGHT IT WAS TINSEL?
312
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,608
GUYS, SPREAD OUT.
313
00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,426
HE'S SOMEWHERE
ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
314
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,496
AAAH!
315
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,031
[CRASH]
316
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:53,538
I THINK I JUST FOUND
RATWOOD'S BAIT.
317
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,123
YUCK!
318
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:56,707
AND I JUST FOUND THE BABY.
319
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,644
HAIRY WHITE ONE
ON THE RIGHT.
320
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,648
I WANT THE HAIRY WHITE ONE!
321
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,749
IT'S MY TOY!
322
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,950
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!
323
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,453
HEY, LOOK!
HE'S GETTING AWAY!
324
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,588
SO IF WE CAN'T
GET THE SASQUATCH
325
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,724
FOR THE HUNTSMAN'S PRESENT,
326
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:13,691
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
327
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,894
BETTY BUNSEN
BROWNIE BURNER OR...
328
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,328
POTATO PATCH BUDDY?
329
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,496
OH, THE BETTY BUNSEN.
330
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,497
NO CONTEST.
331
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,599
[SCREAMING]
332
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,455
OH!
333
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,605
CHECK IT OUT!
THE SASQUATCH.
334
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,058
NOW WHAT?
335
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,509
HOLD UP A SECOND.
LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.
336
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,595
IF YOU WERE
A SCARED LITTLE BABY,
337
00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,680
YOU'D BE LOOKING
FOR A SHELTER THAT
FELT LIKE HOME. RIGHT?
338
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,949
SO, WHERE DO
SASQUATCHES LIVE?
339
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:38,983
HMM.
340
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,852
SASQACHUAN?
341
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,420
[RIM SHOT]
342
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,556
THANK YOU.
I'LL BE HERE
ALL WEEK.
343
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,990
THEY LIVE IN THE TREES.
344
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,860
WE HAVE TO GO POKE
AROUND EVERY TREE
IN CENTRAL PARK?
345
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,094
HE'S A BIGFOOT, JAKE.
346
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,730
THE TREES
IN CENTRAL PARK
ARE WAY TOO SMALL.
347
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,700
HE'D WANT TO LIVE
IN SOMETHING...
348
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,534
BIGGER.
349
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,503
TRIX, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
350
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,471
COME ON.
351
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,606
[CHEERING]
352
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,641
Crowd: AND 5, 4...
353
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,642
WE'RE TOO LATE. LOOK!
354
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,615
Crowd: 3, 2, 1!
355
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,455
[SCREAMING]
356
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,591
[SCREAMING]
357
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,426
NO!
358
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,761
YEE-HAW!
359
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,663
GOTCHA!
360
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,066
[GURGLES]
361
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,252
[SCREECHING]
362
00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,437
NOW, THIS IS WHAT
I CALL A WICKED,
SWEET RIDE.
363
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,908
YEAH. OLD SANTY CLAUS
HOOKED US UP REAL GOOD.
364
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,043
2 HUNTS LOSERS
ARE A LOT EASIER
365
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,678
TO CATCH THAN
ONE BABY SASQUATCH.
366
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,981
BELIEVE ME,
IT COULD BE WORSE.
367
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,649
[ROARING]
368
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,584
[SCREAMING]
369
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,653
SWEET MOTHER
OF LaMANCHA.
370
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,455
YOU WERE RIGHT.
371
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,624
AW, MAN.
372
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,029
[GROWLING]
373
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,465
DRAGON UP.
374
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,767
HANG TIGHT, GUYS.
375
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,402
LET ME TALK TO 'EM.
376
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,870
[GRUNTS]
377
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,572
DRAGON?
378
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,674
AAH!
379
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,910
Jake: YO!
380
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,045
HEY, AIRBALLS!
381
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,080
All: HUH?
382
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,114
WE'RE GOING TO FIND
YOUR LITTLE GUY,
383
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,148
BUT YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO CHILL
384
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,651
ON THE SMASH AND CRASH.
YOU FEEL ME?
385
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,718
[GRUNTING]
386
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,453
[GROWLING]
387
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,855
HUH?
388
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,657
WHOA!
389
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,593
UH, JAKIE, THEY
AIN'T FEELING YOU.
390
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,661
[GROWLING]
391
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,696
OK. SO LET'S HEAR
OUR OTHER OPTIONS.
392
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,666
WELL, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH
OF MY NANA'S FRUITCAKE
TO GO AROUND,
393
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:39,470
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED.
394
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,911
SPUD ON ICE.
395
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,146
WAZZA!
396
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,148
AND JAZZ HANDS.
397
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,084
[GROWLING]
398
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,621
OUCH! TOUGH CROWD.
399
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,441
[GRUNTING]
400
00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:02,260
WOULD YOU MIND
CONTROLLING THAT LITTLE
HAIR TORNADO BACK THERE?
401
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,696
ME? MAN, WHY DON'T
YOU GET YOUR--
402
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,897
GET YOUR SORRY--
403
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,033
DRAGONS!
404
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,168
OH, LET'S SEE
HOW HE LIKES THESE
CHRISTMAS GOODIES.
405
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,637
TAKE THAT
AND THAT
406
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,173
AND A LITTLE BIT
OF THAT THERE!
407
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,607
[BEEP]
WHAT THE--
408
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,576
WE GOT US
A CHRISTMAS TWO-FER.
409
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,812
THE HUNTSMAN'S GONNA--
410
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,780
[SCREAMING]
411
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,953
[GRUNTING]
412
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,123
HEY, THE CHINESE
NEW YEAR NUMBER
413
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,758
ISN'T UNTIL LATER
BUT KEEP DANCING.
414
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,627
THE AUDIENCE
WILL NEVER KNOW.
415
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,199
[JINGLE BELLS PLAYING]
416
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,152
OOH!
417
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:47,104
SUDDENLY, I'M REALLY MISSING
THAT REINDEER SWEATER.
418
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:48,940
AAH!
419
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,608
AAH!
420
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,610
AAH!
421
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,713
THAT WAS SOME
WORLD-CLASS SKATING.
422
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,950
HOW ARE THEY
NOT IMPRESSED BY THAT?
423
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,985
HOLD FAST!
424
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,986
I GOT AN IDEA!
425
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,688
HEY, YO, HAIRBALL.
426
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,524
I'VE GOT YOUR BABY.
427
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,377
[GROWLS]
428
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,229
TRIXIE, I THINK THIS
IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.
429
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,632
[GROWLING]
430
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,901
WELL, YOU BETTER COME ON!
431
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,673
YAAH!
432
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,643
[NEIGH]
433
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:30,181
JAKIE, WHATEVER YOU DOIN',
YOU BETTER DO IT FASTER.
434
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,987
WE'RE APPROACHING
THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.
435
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,088
MAN, SEND US
A HELICOPTER
436
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,191
'CAUSE WE JUST GOT US
A BIG FOOT.
437
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,193
[GROWLING]
438
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,227
COME ON, JAKIE.
439
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,329
WHERE YOU AT, BOY?
440
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,898
YEE-HAW!
441
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,034
WHOA! THEY DON'T COME
ANY CLOSER THAN--
442
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,603
WHOA!
443
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,871
EVERYBODY OK?
444
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,706
[GROWLING]
445
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,644
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
REALLY HAIRY AROUND HERE.
446
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,651
[BEEP]
447
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,722
[CRYING]
448
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,926
[GROWLING]
449
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,598
[BEEP]
450
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,633
[GRUNTS]
451
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,135
UHH!
452
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,236
WHAT HAPPENED?
453
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,704
STUN-RAYED.
454
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,606
CAN'T MOVE.
455
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,742
NOSE ITCHES.
456
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,177
[GROWLING]
457
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,178
OK, THEN.
458
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,913
TIME TO SHOW
THESE HOT SCROOGES
459
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,615
WHAT CHRISTMAS
IS ALL ABOUT.
460
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,651
NANA SPUDINSKI'S
FRUITCAKE.
461
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,653
UHH!
462
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,826
[SCREAMING]
463
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,963
[CRYING]
464
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,232
[GROWLING]
465
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,134
TAKE THE BABY!
466
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,135
HUH?
467
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,202
[SCREAMING]
468
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,170
GOT YA.
469
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,205
[GRUNTING]
470
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,677
[COOING]
471
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,945
[GRUNTING]
472
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,380
HERE YOU GO.
473
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,648
SAFE AND SOUND.
474
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,718
[GRUNTING]
475
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,126
OH, MAN.
476
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,212
THEY'RE COMING BACK,
477
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,297
AND I'M COMPLETELY
OUT OF FRUITCAKE.
478
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,134
[COOING]
479
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,672
UH, THANKS.
480
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,274
[COOING]
481
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,448
TRIX, YOU OK?
482
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,750
YEAH.
483
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,084
I'M JUST HAPPY SOMEBODY
484
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,787
GOT TO BE
WITH HIS FAMILY
ON CHRISTMAS.
485
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,040
HEY!
COME ON NOW.
486
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,292
EGGNOG SMOOTHIES ON ME.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
487
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,726
I HATE EGGNOG.
488
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,394
WHAT?
489
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,185
4 HOURS AGO,
490
00:19:58,186 --> 00:19:59,975
YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP
ABOUT DRINKING EGGNOG
WITH YOUR DAD.
491
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,765
I KNOW, BUT I NEVER SAID
I LIKED DRINKING IT.
492
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,702
OOH, AND THE SMELL,
PLAYA, PLEASE.
493
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,270
BUT MY DADDY
LOVES THAT NASTY STUFF,
494
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,439
SO EVERY YEAR,
WE MAKE IT TOGETHER.
495
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,209
IT'S LIKE
SOME KIND OF...
496
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,477
FAMILY TRADITION.
497
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,780
COME ON, TRIX,
LET'S GET YOU HOME.
498
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,115
I GOT TO GO OUT
499
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,449
AND TAKE CARE OF ONE
LAST CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
500
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,351
COULD YOU DRIVE ME
OUT FIRST THOUGH, JAKE?
501
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,155
I GOT TO MEET MY FOLKS
FOR THE HOLIDAY FIG FEAST.
502
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,327
HUH?
503
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,966
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
BABY GIRL.
504
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,167
I HOPE
YOU DON'T MIND.
505
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,502
I GOT STARTED
ON THE EGGNOG WITHOUT YOU.
506
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,471
DADDY!
507
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,724
BUT YOUR PLANE.
508
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,976
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ICED IN
AT THE BASE IN GREENLAND.
509
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:45,843
HOW DID YOU...
510
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,078
IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING.
511
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,746
ONE MINUTE,
THE PLANE WAS FROZEN.
512
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,514
THE NEXT MINUTE, SOMETHING
FLEW OVER THE BASE
513
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,750
AND MELTED ALL
THE ICE AWAY.
514
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,985
NOW, I NEVER KNEW
SANTA'S REINDEER
COULD BREATHE FIRE.
515
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,488
THANKS, JAKIE.
516
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,358
SO, HOW AM
I DOING SO FAR?
517
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,560
OH, YEAH.
518
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,496
NOW THAT IS DELICIOUS.
519
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:10,501
YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME
TO PUT THE STAR ON.
520
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,335
SURE, WE DID.
521
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,070
IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.
522
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,173
SORRY I WAS SUCH
A GROUCH YESTERDAY.
523
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,775
AND I'M SORRY
IF YOU FEEL
524
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,776
OUR TRADITIONS
ARE A LITTLE,
525
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,146
OH, HOW DID YOU
PUT IT, WACK?
526
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,214
THEY'RE NOT WACK.
527
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,083
OK. MAYBE THEY ARE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
528
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,785
THEY'RE OUR
WACK TRADITIONS.
529
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,321
LET'S
OPEN PRESENTS.
530
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,739
YAY!
531
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,156
YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT WOULDN'T HURT
532
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,158
TO SHAKE THINGS
UP A BIT.
533
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,559
HEY! HOW ABOUT
WE FIND SOMETHING
534
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,529
OTHER THAN
BARNYARD JINGLES
TO LISTEN TO?
535
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,497
FOR REAL?
536
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,999
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
537
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,500
THIS IS THE BEST
CHRISTMAS EVER.
538
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,502
[SQUEAKING]
539
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,937
IT'S JUNGLE
JINGLE BELLS.
540
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,205
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
541
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,042
OH, MAN!
542
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,344
[GURGLING]
543
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,798
AH!
544
00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,249
DID I TELL YOU A STORY
SWEET AND SAPPY ENOUGH
545
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:02,586
TO PUT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS
PANCAKES JUST LIKE EGGNOG.
546
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,487
BLAH!
547
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,588
THAT'S VILE.
548
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,024
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.
549
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,728
NEW FROM FOO DOG RECORDS.
550
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,996
IT'S THE SASQUATCH
FAMILY CROONER'S
HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG.
551
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,433
[GROWLING]
552
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,385
THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS.
553
00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,336
YOU'LL GET ALL YOUR FAVORITES
LIKE DECK THE HALLS.
554
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,239
[GROWLING]
555
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,974
GOOD KING WENCESLAS.
556
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,844
[GROWLING]
557
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,213
AND, UH, SILENT NIGHT.
558
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,982
[GROWLING]