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[GERMAN ACCENT] AH, THERE.
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IT COVERS 2/3
OF THE EARTH'S SURFACE.
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DOES IT THEREFORE HOLD
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2/3 OF THE WORLD'S
MAGICAL CREATURES
IN ITS DEPTHS?
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WE CAN DRAW
BUT ONE CONCLUSION--
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I HAVE
A BEEF JERKY HEAD.
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NOW WATCH ME DANCE
THE CHA-CHA.
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SPUDS...
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THAT ROTWOOD PUPPY
IS FOR SERIOUS
MESSED UP, SPUDS.
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YEAH, YO, BUT YOU GOT
THE VOICE ALL WRONG.
CHECK THIS.
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[IMITATES ROTWOOD] YOU KIDS
WANT TO SEE MAGICAL CREATURES?
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CHECK OUT ALL ZE NASTY
NOSE TROLLS AND GAS MONSTER
I GOT IN MY--
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I WAS QUITE
THE POOPENSPIELER
BACK IN MY DAY, TOO,
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MR. MARIONETTE
MOCKERY MAN.
HEY!
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SHALL WE SEE
IF I'VE STILL GOT IT?
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I AM BEEF JERKY JAKE LONG,
AND I'M A REAL JERK-Y!
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HA HA HA HA.
I'M SORRY, BRAH,
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BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
THAT WAS SOME SWEET
POOPENSPIELING.
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PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, NOW!
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THIS IS YOUR 37TH TRIP
TO MY OFFICE
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IN THE YEAR
I'VE BEEN HERE, JAKE.
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I SEE MY SECRETARY
LESS THAN YOU.
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YOUR GRADES ARE SLIPPING,
THERE'S BEEN A HUG UPTICK
IN ABSENCES AND TARDYS.
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I'VE READ
YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.
YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
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WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU
THIS PAST YEAR?
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IT'S, UH, BEEN, YOU KNOW,
LOTS OF...
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CHANGES.
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WELL, IT'S HIGH TIME
YOU CHANGED BACK.
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AND I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR PARENTS
ABOUT HOW TO DO JUST THAT.
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MY PARENTS? YOU CAN'T.
I...
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WHAT THE...? FU?
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EXCUSE ME?
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I WAS JUST SAYING,
PHEW, WHAT THE...
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HECK TOOK US SO LONG
TO HAVE THIS TALK?
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NO, YOU SAID FU.
THERE WAS CLEARLY NO "YA" SOUND
IN THE MIDDLE.
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UH, I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM,
AND I NEED TO--
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WE'RE NOT DONE HERE,
MR. LONG.
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YOUR PARENTS NEED TO KNOW--
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YEAH,
I'M SURE THEY'D LOVE TO CHAT,
BUT MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN
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AT SOME JUNIOR
GENIUS CONVENTION
FOR MY LITTLE SISTER.
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IT'S JUST ME AND GRAMPS
KICKING IT AT THE CRIB AND--
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AW, MAN. I REALLY GOTTA GO.
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SORRY, MISS D.
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ACH, NOW THAT'S
JUST WRONG.
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YES, JAKE, SOMETHING HERE
IS VERY WRONG.
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AND IT'S ABOUT TIME
I FOUND OUT WHAT IT IS.
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES
WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY,
WHAT'S UP, G? ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
AND I'M BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ YA HEARD? ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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YEOW!
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YOU CAN'T JUST PULL ME
OUT OF DURSETTO'S OFFICE
LIKE THAT, GRAMPS.
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I GET ENOUGH HASSLE FROM YOU.
I DON'T NEED ANY MORE
FROM SCHOOL.
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I AM SORRY, JAKE,
BUT SOMETIMES
THE NEEDS OF OTHERS
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MUST COME
BEFORE YOUR OWN.
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I HAVE RECEIVED
A MOST DISTRESSING
MESSAGE
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FROM THE EAST RIVER
MERMAID CITY.
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THERE'S A MERMAID CITY?
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COULD THE BEDTIME STORIES
MY BELOVED NANA USED TO TELL ME
BE TRUE?
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COULD THERE REALLY BE
SUCH A MAGICAL PLACE?
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SO NOW WHAT? WE GOTTA
GO DIVING IN NEW YORK'S
FUNKIEST SWIMMING HOLE?
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OUR TRANSPORT
TO THE MERMAID CITY
WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY STUCK
IN SQUIDLOCK.
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GAA GOO FLOOGY GOOGY.
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NOBODY GETS ME.
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FOLLOW ME.
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OH, NANA, DREAMS
DO COME TRUE!
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WHAT? YOU AND YOUR GRAMPS
NEVER HAD DREAMS?
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WHOA.
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[LAUGHTER] IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL
AS I ALWAYS DREAMED IT WOULD BE.
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LOOK AT THAT AND THAT
AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT.
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YO, SILVER?
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JAKE, I'M DELIGHTED
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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HOW'S IT GOIN'
WITH THE WHOLE
FEAR-OF-WATER THING?
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NNN, YEAH, NOT SO GOOD.
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I HAD A BIT OF A RELAPSE
LAST CINCO DE MAYO.
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[MARIACHI MUSIC]
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TOP OFF YOUR AGUA,
SEÑORITA?
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AAH!
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BUT I'VE GOT A GOOD JOB IN
MERMAID DRYLANDER RELATIONS NOW.
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THAT'S WHY THEY SENT ME
TO TELL YOU ABOUT
OUR KELPY PROBLEM.
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AW, KELPY.
THAT SOUNDS CUTE.
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WELL, YOU CAN SET IT
TO CHILL, SIL,
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'CAUSE YOUR KELPY PROBLEM
IS MY NO PROBLEM.
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NOW, WHAT'S A KELPY?
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THIS IS SECURITY FOOTAGE
OF THE KELPY'S ESCAPE
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FROM OUR PRISON A YEAR AGO.
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YEESH.
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NOT MUCH OF A KARAOKE VOICE
ON THAT ONE.
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AS YOU'LL SEE HERE,
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IT'S A SHAPE-SHIFTER
OF THE ORDER VAMPIRA MORPHUS,
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ABLE TO ABSORB
THE FORM AND POWER
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OF ANY MAGICAL CREATURE
ON WHICH IT FEEDS.
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MANY OF OUR
BEST MERMAID DETECTIVES
HAVE SPENT THE PAST YEAR
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TRACKING THE KELPY DOWN,
BUT--
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I FEEL YOU, SILVER.
NOT EVERYBODY CAN HACK IT
LIKE I MACK IT.
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THE AM DRAG IS HERE
FOR YOU.
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ACTUALLY, WE CALLED YOU
DOWN HERE TO WARN YOU.
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THERE'S BEEN A FLURRY
OF KELPY ATTACKS AROUND
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD RECENTLY.
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WE THINK IT MAY HAVE FOUND OUT
WHAT YOU ARE,
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AND IT'S LOOKING TO FEED
ON YOUR DRAGON POWER.
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WHOA, REWIND AND REMIX.
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THIS THING WANTS TO EAT ME
SO IT CAN BE ME?
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HE WON'T ACTUALLY EAT YOU.
HE'LL SLOWLY DRAIN YOUR ESSENCE
WITH HIS ICY-COLD BITE,
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SENDING YOUR SOUL
INTO ETERNAL DARKNESS
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AND LEAVING YOUR LIFELESS HUSK
OF A BODY BEHIND.
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OH, THAT'S NOT
MUCH BETTER, IS IT?
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WELL, I GUESS IT'S NICE
THAT YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR HUSK.
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SPUD? WHERE'D THAT BOY GO?
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UH, I DON'T MEAN TO BAG ON
YOUR CONSTRUCTION,
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BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH GIVE
IN THESE BUBBLES.
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SO BEAUTIFUL. OHH.
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AND DID YOU KNOW
THAT IN MERMOPOLIS,
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YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP
EVERY NIGHT TO THE SONGS
OF PASSING DOLPHINS?
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LOOK, I FOUND AN MP3.
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[DOLPHINS VOCALIZING]
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IT'S LIKE MUSIC THAT
ONLY MY HEART UNDERSTANDS.
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[IMITATES DOLPHINS]
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[SPEAKS CHINESE]
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WHY AM I HEARING DOLPHIN SONGS?
IT IS KELPY WE ARE AFTER!
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WE'RE ON IT, GRAMPS.
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FOR REAL,
I'M GETTIN' PUNKED HERE.
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MY FOLKS ARE OUTTA TOWN.
WE SHOULD BE OUT
ALL NIGHT PARTYING,
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PLAYING VIDEO GAMES,
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
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WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GOTTA
COME ON SO HARDCORE?
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WHAT THAT DUDE NEEDS
IS A HOBBY.
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I HEARD THAT. THEN
HE'D HAVE NO TIME TO BE
STEALIN' AWAY MY TIME.
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TOO BAD THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO.
HOO HOO HOO.
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SORRY, LADIES, THERE'S ONLY
SO MUCH OF THE FU TO GO AROUND.
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RRRR.
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CHECK IT OUT. THE WORLD'S ONLY
ONLINE MAGICAL DATING SERVICE?
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I GOTTA TELL YA, IT'S
WAY EASIER THAN DATING WAS
IN THE OLD DAYS.
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[FANFARE PLAYS]
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HUZZAH, FINE LASS.
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MY NAME IS FU DOG,
AND I--
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[WHINNIES]
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[WHIMPERS]
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YOU KNOW WHAT? KEEP HER.
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YOU PUT IN A LITTLE SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF.
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"PUREBRED
AIREDALE TERRIER
WITH VACATION HOMES
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IN PARIS AND BERMUDA?"
158
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LOOK AT ALL THOSE TYPOS
IN MY BIO. YOU SHOULD
TRY TYPING WITH PAWS.
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ANYWAY, THEN YOU TELL 'EM
WHAT KIND OF DAME
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
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AND PALOOKAZOOM--
INSTANT LOVEY-DOVEY.
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SO, IF I WAS TO SAY
I WAS, FOR EXAMPLE,
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A MANLY HUNK
OF CHINESE DRAGON LOOKING
FOR A LITTLE SPICY CHOW MEIN
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TO NOODLE AROUND WITH...
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WHY WOULD YOU...?
AW, KID, HOLD ON.
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I DON'T KNOW IF GRAMPS
WANTS TO GET BACK INTO
THE SWINGING SINGLES' SCENE.
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HEY, I'M JUST DOING
WHAT HE TOLD ME--
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TAKING CARE
OF OTHER PEOPLE'S NEEDS.
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00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,684
[DOORBELL RINGING]
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JAKE, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO ANSWER THAT?
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YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO,
GRAMPS, BUT I GOTTA
STUDY UP ON THAT KELPY.
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[MUTTERS IN CHINESE]
YES?
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00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,660
WELL, YOU GONNA
GIVE ME SOME FLOWERS?
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00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,362
EXCUSE ME?
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00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,063
I GOTTA SHOW UP
ON YOUR DOORSTEP FOR A DATE,
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I EXPECT AT LEAST
SOME POSIES FOR MY TROUBLES.
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DATE?
EH, FORGET IT.
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BLECCH. I CAN SEE
YOU GOT NO CLASS.
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THAT WAS CERTAINLY STRANGE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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HI THERE. I LIKE LONG WALKS
IN THE FULL MOONLIGHT--
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HI. SO MEET
TO GREAT YOU.
OH, I MEAN--
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GREAT, SANDY.
YOU RUINED IT AGAIN!
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YES, I KNOW
I'M A SHARKWOMAN,
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BUT I LOVE
AND I FEEL,
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AND I'D REALLY LIKE TO
TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK.
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JAKE!!
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WHACK OLD MAN.
NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
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00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:02,505
I'M TRYING TO HELP A LONELY,
CRANKY, NO-GIRLFRIEND-HAVIN'
BROTHER OUT.
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00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,776
[EERIE SCREECHING]
WHAT THE...?
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00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,546
DRAGON UP!
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WOW! UH...
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00:09:12,168 --> 00:09:13,551
EASY, LITTLE GUY.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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IT ATTACKED US OUT OF NOWHERE.
PLEASE SAVE US.
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FROM WHAT?
WHAT'S OUT THERE?
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K-K-K-K-K-KELPY!
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HAAH! YO, KELPY, YOU WANNA
THROW DOWN THE HARSH,
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BRING IT TO
THE AM DRAG, CHUMP.
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[GROWLS]
198
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SO THAT'S HOW WE PLAY IT, HUH?
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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WHEN YOU WANNA BRING IT,
I'LL BE WAITING.
200
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SOON, YES, VERY SOON,
201
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I BUILD MY POWER AND FIND A WAY
TO STRIKE FROM THE INSIDE.
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[LAUGHTER]
203
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WHAT THE...? GRAMPS AND...
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HE FOUND HIMSELF A LADY.
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HEY, GRAMPS,
WHO'S THE LUCKY--
PRINCIPAL DURSETTO?
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00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,668
AH, JAKE, WE THOUGHT
YOU HAD FALLEN ASLEEP.
207
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:07,639
HOW DID THE WEBSITE
AND YOU AND HER--HUH?
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00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,874
I CAME HERE TO TALK
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
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00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,676
I KNOW YOU SAID
THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN,
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00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:16,181
BUT, TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED
YOU WERE LYING. SORRY.
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00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,616
NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
212
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,485
JAKE OFTEN HAS PROBLEMS
WITH DISHONESTY,
213
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,654
NOT TO MENTION
DISCIPLINE, FOCUS...
214
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,556
Both: STUDY HABITS. OH.
215
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,075
[BOTH LAUGHING]
216
00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:29,593
PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE
TO DISCUSS JAKE'S ISSUES
WITH ME INSTEAD.
217
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,830
SAY OVER DINNER?
OH...
218
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,765
IT'S A DATE.
219
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,534
NO-O-O-O-O!
220
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:42,190
JAKE, DOLORES TELLS ME
YOU FAILED ANOTHER MATH QUIZ.
221
00:10:42,191 --> 00:10:46,477
JAKE, DOES YOUR GRANDFATHER
PREFER EASY LISTENING
OR SMOOTH JAZZ?
222
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:51,316
JAKE, GO RENT US
A ROMANTIC MOVIE WHILE WE
DISCUSS YOUR MANY PROBLEMS.
223
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:56,354
JAKE, I BELIEVE YOUR GRANDFATHER
SENT SOMETHING WITH YOU.
224
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,257
AH, YES, MA'AM.
225
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:04,362
"TILL NEXT WE MEET,
A ROSE TO REMIND YOU--OH--
226
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,531
YOU ARE MY SWEET."
227
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,199
[LAUGHTER]
228
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,902
AREN'T WE SWEET.
229
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:16,207
A'IGHT, SO IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
EXACTLY LIKE WE THOUGHT.
230
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,575
YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN?
231
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:21,279
I FOUND ME A CUTE FRENCH POODLE
NAMED LA BETTY 42,
232
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,414
AND, OOH, LA LA,
233
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:26,651
ANY WOMAN WHO MAKE ME LOL
ON MY PC 24/7
234
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,753
IS A-OK WITH M-E.
235
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,790
[EERIE SCREECHING]
236
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,494
LET ME CHECK IT OUT.
237
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:40,632
HELLO? SOMEBODY OUT HERE?
238
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,701
WHOA.
239
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,602
WHOA, GIRL.
240
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:49,507
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
KELPY BITE.
241
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,809
COME ON NOW. YOU'RE OK.
242
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,977
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT AWAY
BEFORE HE FINISHED FEEDING.
243
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,880
LET'S JUST GET YOU
SOMEWHERE SAFE AND--
244
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,516
[KELPY SCREECHES]
245
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,853
PRINCIPAL DURSETTO?
OH.
246
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:06,424
JAKE. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE--
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.
247
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,593
I THINK MY CHAIR
RUSTED UP A LITTLE.
248
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,595
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?
249
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,698
WE JUST GOT BACK.
I CAME TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
250
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,500
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING BACK HERE?
251
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:20,371
I--I WAS JUST... IS THAT
SEAWEED ON YOUR CHAIR?
252
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:24,008
OH, YES. WE, UH,
WENT TO THE BEACH.
253
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,727
OH, CHERRY BLOSSOM.
254
00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:27,445
I AM STILL WAITING
FOR MY GOOD-NIGHT HUG.
255
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,881
OR ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN A LIP-LOCK UPGRADE?
256
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,917
Trix: HEY, YO, GRAMPS,
WE STILL STANDIN' HERE.
257
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,687
I'LL SEE YOU
IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY.
258
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:38,623
YEAH.
259
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,995
DURSETTO?
260
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,764
IT ALL FITS, TRIX.
261
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,465
THE SCREECHING,
THE SEAWEED.
262
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,518
HOW SHE KEEPS TURNING UP
RIGHT AFTER THE KELPY ATTACKS.
263
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,570
HOW SHE'S ALWAYS
OVER AT MY PLACE, GETTING
ALL CLOSE TO GRAMPS AND ME.
264
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,306
[SCOFFS]
265
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,040
YEAH, GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH
TO SNEAK A BITE OF DRAGON
266
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,676
THE SECOND
WE LET OUR GUARD DOWN.
267
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:03,581
OK, MAYBE. BUT WHY ARE WE HERE
BUSTING INTO HER OFFICE
268
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,450
AT DAG NASTY O'CLOCK
IN THE MORNING
269
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,452
INSTEAD OF TELLING YOUR GRAMPS
WHAT'S GOING ON?
270
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,655
YOU THINK LOVER BOY GRAMPS
IS GONNA LISTEN TO
ANYTHING I SAY
271
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,290
WITHOUT SOME KIND OF PROOF?
272
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,326
A'IGHT, BUT I JUST GOT
ONE MORE QUESTION--
273
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,929
WHO TOLD SPUD HE COULD
BRING THE FISH?
274
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,365
WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME
YOUR SECRETS?
275
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,601
IN MY HEART,
I'M ALREADY ONE OF YOU.
276
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,838
GLUB GLUB. GLUB GLUB.
GLUB GLUB.
277
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,674
GLUB GLUB...GLUB...GLUB.
278
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:35,013
GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB...
GLUB...GLUB.
279
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,816
FISH TANKS, BLUE WALLS,
OCEAN MURALS.
280
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:41,653
SHE'S DEFINITELY GOT
AN UNDERWATER THEME GOING ON.
281
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,389
OOH, AND CHECK IT.
BROKEN CUFFS AND CHAINS.
282
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:48,660
PRETTY RUSTED.
LOTS OF OLD SEA JUNK ON 'EM.
283
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,730
EAST RIVER.
VINTAGE--LAST YEAR.
284
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,634
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTED TO
KEEP A SOUVENIR OF HER BREAKOUT.
285
00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:00,505
[CREAKING]
GO.
286
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:13,518
DON'T SAY MAYBE.
SAY YES TO GRANDPA.
287
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,619
BABY.
288
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,355
[SINGS IN CHINESE]
289
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,126
CUT THE MIKE, G.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
290
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:25,280
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S THE KELPY.
291
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,433
I'M SORRY. I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO FIND OUT YOUR LADY
IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY.
292
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,101
BUT THIS PROVES IT.
293
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:34,606
A RUSTED OLD CHAIN PROVES
ONLY THAT YOU ARE BOUND
TO YOUR OWN BIASES.
294
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,742
I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE ISSUES
WITH MY DATING YOUR PRINCIPAL,
295
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,143
BUT I THINK I WOULD KNOW
296
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,512
IF THE ADMINISTRATOR OF MY HEART
WAS A KELPY.
297
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,383
IF YOU DISCOVER ANY REAL LEADS
TO THE KELPY'S WHEREABOUTS,
298
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,552
I SHALL BE BURNING
A MIX CD FOR TONIGHT.
299
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,487
¶ I LOVE YOU,
YOU LOVE ME ¶
300
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,123
¶ LET'S GO EAT
SOME SNOW PEAS... ¶
301
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,725
MMM-MMM-MMM.
302
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,027
THE THINGS
LOVE WILL DO TO A MAN.
303
00:14:56,029 --> 00:15:00,632
ALAS, LA BETTY 42, MY YACHT
IS IN THE SHOP RIGHT NOW.
304
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:03,968
UH, NO, YOU CAN'T COME OVER
TO THE MANSION
305
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:07,038
'CAUSE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE
CAVIAR SPILL IN THE POOL HOUSE,
306
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,942
AND WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF GOLD-PLATING THE BARS
ON THE MENAGERIE.
307
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,477
[STAMMERS]
308
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,412
LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO US.
309
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,147
MM-HMM.
YEAH.
310
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,550
UH, TO DO WHAT
EXACTLY?
311
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,019
TO CATCH DURSETTO.
312
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,122
[KNOCKING]
313
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,725
PRINCY D, WHAT'S UP?
314
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,595
THIS IS DEFINITELY
A SURPRISE.
315
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,464
YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR GIVING YOU AND MY GRAMPS
SUCH A HARD TIME,
316
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:39,103
SO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANNA...
COME OUTSIDE AND TALK.
317
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:44,909
IT'S A LITTLE COLD OUTSIDE.
WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE?
318
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,578
ALL RIGHT, LET'S CUT
THE FRONTIN'.
319
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,131
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
320
00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:52,683
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.
321
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:56,220
ALL RIGHT, THIS DOESN'T
HAVE TO GET UGLY.
322
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,724
LET'S JUST TALK
ABOUT IT LIKE--YAAH!
323
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,928
WHOA. TRIX, SPUD!
DROP IT!
324
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:11,135
DRAGON UP! NO MORE
RUNNING AWAY, KELPY!
325
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:18,209
GOTCHA. AND THE CATCH OF THE DAY
IS FRESH UGLY KELPY.
326
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:22,814
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE THE KELPY.
327
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,233
SAY WHAT?
328
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,651
YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER.
I'M NOT THE ONLY MERMAID
WHO'S AFTER YOU.
329
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,687
MERMAID?
330
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,092
AW, MAN.
331
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,697
I WAS ONE OF
THE MERMAID DETECTIVES
332
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,267
SENT OUT TO FIND
THE ESCAPED KELPY.
333
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,836
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE YOU.
THE WAY I KEPT FINDING YOU
EVERYPLACE THE BEAST ATTACKED,
334
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,606
THE CHANGES YOU SAID
YOU'D GONE THROUGH
IN THE PAST YEAR.
335
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:52,577
I THOUGHT THE REAL JAKE LONG
HAD BEEN EATEN AND REPLACED.
336
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,130
IT'S THE PERFECT COVER,
REALLY.
337
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,682
WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHAINS WE FOUND
WHEN WE BROKE INTO YOUR OFFICE?
338
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,018
ACH, EVIDENCE
I PICKED UP ON THE--
339
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,786
YOU BROKE INTO MY OFFICE?
340
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,721
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING
TO EAT ME AND GRAMPS.
341
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:08,226
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT--
I MEAN, THAT MEANS
THE KELPY IS STILL...
342
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,161
GRAMPS!
343
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,095
WHERE IS SHE? DOLORES PROMISED
SHE WOULD BE HERE BY NOW.
344
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:15,033
HEY, I HEAR YA.
LIES CAN TOTALLY RUIN
THE RELATIONSHIP.
345
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,036
TAKE IT FROM ME, A NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE-WINNING DOG
346
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,872
WHO JUST WANTS THE PAPARAZZI
TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.
347
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,141
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
LA BETTY 42?
348
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,143
GO FETCH ME A DRINK.
349
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,245
RIGHT AWAY, BABY CAKES.
350
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,713
I SHOULD CALL DOLORES.
351
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,784
[SNARLS]
HMM? OH, IT'S YOU,
LA BETTY 42.
352
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:36,754
THE REST ROOM
IS DOWN THE HALL.
353
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,223
[KELPY MORPHS]
354
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:45,997
DO YOU MIND, LA BETTY 42?
I AM TRYING TO--HYAH!
355
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,132
[SCREECHES]
356
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,485
UNH.
357
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,837
I HOPE YOU LIKE
YOUR TAP WATER WARM,
BABY BECAUSE--AAH!
358
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,574
WHEN I SAID YOU
COULD SLIP INTO SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE,
359
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,210
I DIDN'T MEAN TO--OOF.
360
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:04,816
AND NOW THE FEASTING.
361
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,153
AII. OHH...OHH.
362
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:13,624
YO, MY GRAMPS
IS NOT SURF 'N' TURF.
363
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,926
[SCREECHES]
364
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:19,897
JAKE, NO. HE'S ABSORBED
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S POWER.
365
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,166
[SCREAMS]
366
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:26,637
I TOLD YOU I WOULD
FIND A WAY INSIDE, DRAGON.
367
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,374
NOW YOUR POWER WILL BE MINE.
368
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,146
AAH!
369
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,747
YO, YO, COWBOY.
370
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:40,718
CHECK THE AM DRAG
RIDING BAREBACK, BABY.
371
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,226
JAKE, LOOK OUT.
372
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,961
THANKS.
373
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,695
DON'T LET THE WHEELCHAIR
FOOL YOU.
374
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,831
[SCREECHES]
375
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:59,804
GOTCHA. HAH, WHO'S YOUR
MACK DADDY NOW, TINY?
376
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,942
AW, MAN. WHEN DID HE
EAT A TROLL?
377
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:09,413
BACK, SCUZ PASTE.
YOU MESS WITH ONE MERMAID,
YOU MESS WITH US ALL.
378
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,150
SORRY WE LATE.
HOMIE OVER HERE
MADE US STOP
379
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,718
TO GET HIS
MERMAID COSTUME.
380
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:19,323
MERMAN, TRIXIE. YOU GOTTA
CHILL-ATE WITH THE GILL HATE.
381
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,243
WHATEVER, FREAK.
382
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,162
QUICK, HELP ME UP
SO I CAN SLAP THAT PUNK
WITH MY MIGHTY FIN.
383
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,765
HIGHER, HIGHER.
384
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,773
HUH? YAAH!
385
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,725
[GROANS]
386
00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:39,676
WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BEAT HIM
IF HE KEEPS CHANGING FORM
LIKE THAT.
387
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,196
HE'S COUNTERING
EVERY MOVE WE MAKE.
388
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:44,714
THEN I GUESS I GOTTA
CONVINCE HIM TO STAY PUT
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
389
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,717
CHECK IT, I GOT A PLAN.
390
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,820
TASTE...MY...MERMAID...FURY.
391
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,990
OH, HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.
IT'S ALL YOU, PLAYA.
392
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,060
YO, SCARED TO TAKE ME ON
AS YOURSELF, CHUMP?
393
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,829
OR ARE YOU AS WEAK
AS YOU ARE UGLY?
394
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,699
YES. A MEAL LIKE DRAGON
395
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,902
DESERVES TO BE CONSUMED
WITH MY OWN TEETH.
396
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:09,407
I FEED ON
YOUNG, STRONG DRAGON.
397
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,943
DURSETTO, GO!
398
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,878
AAH!
399
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,846
UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
SWEETIE,
400
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:20,084
I'M GONNA NEED
SOME EXTRA CREDIT FOR THIS.
401
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:26,891
LA BETTY 42,
I'M DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
402
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,960
HOW COULD YOU
SO MISREPRESENT YOURSELF?
403
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:32,964
WHEN I WAS BACK IN THE
ROYAL NAVY BEFORE I MADE
MY FORTUNE IN RUBY MINING,
404
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,899
WE HAD A NAME
FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
405
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,468
I'M SORRY
I MISJUDGED YOU,
JAKE.
406
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,304
ME, TOO. AND I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW,
407
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:43,808
IF YOU AND GRAMPS WANNA,
YOU KNOW, GET SERIOUS,
408
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,243
I'M COOL WITH THAT.
409
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,879
OH, I...I ASSUMED YOU KNEW.
410
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,748
NOW THAT THE KELPY
HAS BEEN CAPTURED,
411
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,784
DETECTIVE DURSETTO MUST TAKE
A NEW UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT.
412
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:57,488
WHAT? BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
THEY CAN'T--
413
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,691
NO, IT ISN'T FAIR,
414
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,893
BUT SOMETIMES THE NEEDS
OF OTHERS MUST COME BEFORE
OUR OWN, YOUNG DRAGON.
415
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,297
AND SO, I GUESS THIS IS...
416
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,834
TAKE ME WITH YOU,
PLEASE.
417
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:10,768
GOODBYE.
418
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,372
FAREWELL,
MY CHERRY BLOSSOM.
419
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:19,443
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M REALLY GOING.
420
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,812
WHEE!
421
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:27,385
WAIT. DO OVER.
I BREATHED IN A MINNOW.
422
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,437
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
423
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,488
I TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH
NOT HAVING DURSETTO
TALK TO MY PARENTS.
424
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:35,826
AND NOW THAT THERE'S
GONNA BE A NEW PRINCIPAL,
I GET A CLEAN SLATE.
425
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:39,163
STUDENTS, I HAVE
ZE SAD DUTY TO INFORM YOU
426
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:42,800
THAT DUE TO THE DISORDER
CAUSED BY MISS DURSETTO'S
SUDDEN DEPARTURE,
427
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:47,338
I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE
TO SERVE AS YOUR TEACHER.
428
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,507
[CHEERING]
429
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,842
INSTEAD I HAVE CHOSEN TO BE
430
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,545
YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL. TA-DA!
431
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:58,215
[ALL COMPLAIN]
432
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,917
I HAD TO SPECIAL ORDER
THE BERET.
433
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,586
NOT OFFICIAL PRINCIPAL WEAR,
BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?
434
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,654
CLASSY, NO?
435
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:07,224
AW, MAN.
436
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,462
Fu: WHO'S THE THE CRAZY COP
437
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:14,464
THAT'S A FISH ON BOTTOM
AND ALL LADY ON TOP? DURSETTO!
438
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,867
WHO CAN RUN A JUNIOR HIGH
ON THE SLY
439
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:20,538
AND ALWAYS GETS HER GUY?
DURSETTO!
440
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,474
UNDERCOVER, UNDERWATER.
441
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,176
AW, YEAH.
442
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,445
DURSETTO--MERMAID DETECTIVE.
443
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:31,482
OOH, CALL UP
THE MAGIC CHANNEL, KID.
444
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:36,387
FU SMELLS A NEW HIT SHOW.
GAA GOO FLOOGY GOOGY.
445
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,388
NOBODY GETS ME.