1 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,605 [RINGING] 2 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,506 AH! 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,273 [RINGING STOPS] 4 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:11,677 AW, MAN. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR... 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,646 SCHOOL SHOULD NOT BE A DEN OF LAZY LOODLING. 6 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,316 AS YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL, I HAVE DECIDED 7 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,985 TO INSTITUTE MID-MIDTERM EXAMINATIONS BEGINNING NEXT WEEK. 8 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:24,156 PROCRASTINATE UP A SCHNITZEL CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE. NO? 9 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,125 TEST? BUT I GOT TO GO TO... 10 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,527 PRACTICE. IT MAKES PERFECT. 11 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,862 ¶ DOUBLE DUTCHY, DUTCHY DOUBLE ¶ 12 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,564 ¶ THAT'S WHEN I SEEN YOU IN TROUBLE ¶ 13 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,766 4:00? LATER, GUYS. 14 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:35,734 OH, WHOA. COME ON, JAKEY. 15 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,971 THE REGIONAL DOUBLE-DUTCH CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NEXT WEEK. 16 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:40,606 ¶ WE GOT TO PUT IN THE HOURS ¶ 17 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:42,674 ¶ BEFORE WE HIT THE SHOWERS ¶ 18 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:43,842 I CAN'T. I HAVE TO DO MY... 19 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,644 CHORES. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HELP OUT MORE. 20 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:49,148 I NEED YOU TO BABY-SIT THE TRASH AND TAKE OUT YOUR SISTER. 21 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,315 STOP. REVERSE THAT. 22 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,017 TRASH OUT, SISTER-SIT. 23 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:54,053 BUT, MOM, I'M SWAMPED AND... 24 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,654 LATE FOR DRAGON TRAINING. 25 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,106 SORRY, GRAMPS. 26 00:00:57,107 --> 00:00:58,557 YOUNG ONE, TIME MANAGEMENT IS A DRAGON SKILL 27 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:02,161 EVERY BIT AS IMPORTANT AS BREATHING FIRE OR FLYING. 28 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,613 BUT IT'S NOT FAIR. 29 00:01:03,614 --> 00:01:05,064 I'M TRYING TO ACE TWO LIVES OVER HERE, REMEMBER? 30 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:09,601 THAT IS WHY I AM GIVING YOU THIS PERSONAL DIGITAL ASSISTANT. 31 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,303 HUH? HEY! 32 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,672 CELL. VIDEO. MP3. 33 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,040 INTERNET. CHINESE CHECKERS. THIS THING IS TRICKED OUT. 34 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,810 KID, YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR. 35 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:19,945 IF THAT BABY COULD PAY FOR A STEAK, I'D MARRY IT. 36 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:23,649 AND CHECK OUT THE MAGICAL SCHEDULING FEATURE. 37 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,401 HUH? 38 00:01:25,402 --> 00:01:27,152 HI. I'M MEGS McGEE, YOUR NEW PMA, 39 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,688 PERSONAL MAGICAL ASSISTANT. 40 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,090 COOL. 41 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:34,326 MAN, WHAT A DAY. 42 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,661 [YAWNS] 43 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:38,197 FINALLY, TIME TO SLEEP. 44 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,698 [BUZZING] 45 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,302 AH! AH! UP AND AT 'EM, LAZY McSNORE-SNORE. 46 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,970 WHAT? 47 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,637 EMERGENCY DRAGON TRAINING SESSION, CENTRAL PARK. 48 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,174 NOW! UP, UP, UP! 49 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,376 AW, MAN. 50 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,646 ¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶ 51 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,883 ¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶ 52 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,953 ¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 53 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:05,023 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 54 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,758 ¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶ 55 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,360 ¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶ 56 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:12,030 ¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶ 57 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,832 ¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶ 58 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:17,336 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 59 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,538 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 60 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:26,411 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 61 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,747 ¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶ 62 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,282 ¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶ 63 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,017 ¶ HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP STREETS ¶ 64 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,919 ¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶ 65 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:37,422 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 66 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:42,060 ¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶ 67 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,695 YOU HEARD! 68 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:56,341 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 69 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,745 NO ONE SHOWS UP LATE ON MY WATCH, MAGGOT. 70 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,313 HUP, MARCH, HUP, MARCH. 71 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,515 HUP, MARCH, HUP, MARCH. 72 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,117 NICE PRESENT. 73 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:07,152 SO WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY? 74 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,605 AS THE HUNTSCLAN GROW STRONGER, 75 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,057 WE MUST PREPARE YOU WITH MORE POWERFUL DRAGON DEFENSES. 76 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,960 OBSERVE, YOUNG ONE. 77 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,899 HUH? 78 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,135 NO WAY. HOW DID YOU HONE THAT CLONE? 79 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:25,871 DRAGONS HAVE THE ABILITY TO PROJECT THEIR CHI ENERGY 80 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,439 INTO A COPY OF THEMSELVES. 81 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,458 A DOPPELGANGER. 82 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,476 IT CAN PROVIDE A USEFUL DECOY IN BATTLE. 83 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,480 Man: GET THAT UNICORN. 84 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,717 SPEAKING OF BATTLE...AH! 85 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,003 SLOW AND EASY, BOYS. 86 00:03:41,004 --> 00:03:43,288 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH UNICORN HORN GOES FOR ON THE BLACK MARKET? 87 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,124 YOUNG DRAGON, THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 88 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,727 FOR YOU TO TRY THE DOPPELGANGER DECOY TECHNIQUE. 89 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:52,397 2 OF ME. YEAH. I DIG THE SOUND OF THAT. 90 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,432 DRAGON UP. 91 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,101 CONCENTRATE YOUR CHI ENERGY, JAKE. 92 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,503 PROJECT IT FORWARD. 93 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,339 [GRUNTING] 94 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,908 RELEASE THE INNER ENERGY, YOUNG DRAGON. 95 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,243 [GRUNTING] 96 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,912 [BELCHES] EXCUSE ME. 97 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,313 HMM. 98 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:12,417 [GRUNTING] 99 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:17,456 OK, I KNOW I LAID DOWN A DECOY THAT TIME. 100 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,942 HOW'S IT LOOKING? 101 00:04:19,943 --> 00:04:22,427 WELL, KID, IT IS DISTRACTING. LOO-GA-LOO! 102 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,364 All: HA-HA-HA-HA! 103 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,932 Man: GET OUT OF HERE. 104 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,300 OH, COME ON. 105 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,902 IT IS LATE. 106 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,503 YOU WILL HAVE TO MASTER THE DOPPELGANGER IN YOUR FREE TIME. 107 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,972 FREE TIME? I DON'T HAVE ANY FREE TIME. 108 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,507 I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME AT ALL. 109 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,410 I WILL BE OFF REPORTING TO THE DRAGON COUNCIL THIS WEEK. 110 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,912 MASTER THE DECOY BY THE TIME I RETURN. 111 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:45,484 BUT FOR NOW, YOUNG ONE, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO SLEEP. 112 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,152 AHH. 113 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,121 SLEEP. SLEEP. 114 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,389 AH! AH! AH! AAH! 115 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:53,325 IT'S 7 A.M. SCHOOL IS WAITING, 116 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,093 PRINCESS CINDER-LAZY. 117 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,361 AH! 118 00:04:56,363 --> 00:05:01,500 UP AND AT 'EM! UP AND AT 'EM! UP AND AT 'EM! 119 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:05,003 GOOD OF YOU TO JOIN US, MR. LONG. 120 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:08,073 I WASN'T AWARE IT WAS PAJAMA DAY. 121 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,474 SAY WHAT? 122 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,377 AW, MAN. 123 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,549 JAKEY, ARE YOU SLEEPING? 124 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,387 [SNORING] 125 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:26,224 JAKE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING ME. 126 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,015 HMM? 127 00:05:28,016 --> 00:05:29,805 I'M AT A DEVELOPMENTAL AGE 128 00:05:29,806 --> 00:05:31,595 WHERE I NEED A LOT OF ONE-ON-ONE ATTENTION. 129 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,498 OH! 130 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,567 HEY! HIYA-HO THERE, FAMILY. 131 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,470 JAKE, YOU ARE GONNA BE TICKLED PINK CAMOUFLAGE 132 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,689 WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT I DID. 133 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,907 YEP. I SIGNED YOU UP FOR ADVANCED WILDERNESS SURVIVAL TRAINING 134 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:43,975 WITH THE COUGAR SCOUTS. 135 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,977 BUT, DAD, I'M KIND OF BOOKED UP. 136 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,046 AND WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY. 137 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,515 HEY, MISTER, I DON'T CARE HOW BIG-CITY MOUSE YOU ARE. 138 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,285 A GROWING BOY NEEDS TO KNOW HIS BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLS. 139 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:55,487 TYING KNOTS, LIGHTING FIRES, WHITTLING WOOD, 140 00:05:55,489 --> 00:06:00,692 AND, OF COURSE, THE OL' MAKING DANCING ACORN FINGER PUPPETS. 141 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,362 I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. 142 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,564 NOW, ABSORB THAT CHEAP IMITATION 143 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,500 AND TRY, TRY AGAIN. 144 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,905 OH, CAN'T YOU HELP A PLAYER OUT? 145 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,908 YOU KNOW, HOOK ME UP WITH A LITTLE MAGICAL MOJO. 146 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,644 NO. FORGET IT, KID. NO SHORTCUTS. 147 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,613 ALL RIGHT. 148 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,581 BUT I FEEL ANOTHER BIRTHDAY SUIT ABOUT TO POP. 149 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,068 OH, OK, UNCLE. ENOUGH. 150 00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:28,553 HERE. SPRINKLE A LITTLE OF THIS IN THE AIR BEFORE YOU CONCENTRATE. 151 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,455 IT'LL HELP AMPLIFY YOUR CHI ENERGY. 152 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:33,592 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 153 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,194 [GRUNTING] 154 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,563 OH-HO-HO! WE HAVE A WINNER 155 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,066 OF THE JAKE LONG LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST. 156 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,234 UH-GOO-GOO! 157 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,435 HMM? 158 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:46,538 YO, CHECK ME OUT. I DID IT. 159 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,541 DANG. DO I REALLY LOOK THIS GOOD? 160 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,944 CONGRATULATIONS, KID. LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT. 161 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,680 REABSORB THAT BABY, 162 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,415 AND YOU CAN TRY DOING IT WITHOUT THE MAGIC TRAINING WHEELS TOMORROW. 163 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,517 BUT I GOT COUGAR SCOUT TRAINING. 164 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,420 I ALSO GOT TO STUDY, GO TO JUMP-ROPE PRACTICE, 165 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,989 TAKE CARE OF HALEY, DO MY CHORES. 166 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:08,927 HOW IS ONE PERSON SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THAT? 167 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:13,331 SO HOW'S YOUR CALENDAR LOOKING FOR THE NEXT WEEK, MY MAN? 168 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,701 SO I'LL TAKE THE SLEEPING. YOU'LL TAKE THE GARBAGE. 169 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:19,504 I'LL TAKE THE NAPPING. YOU'LL TAKE THE ALGEBRA. 170 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,107 ALGEBRA? AW, MAN. 171 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,209 WOW. YOU REALLY ARE MY DOUBLE. 172 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:27,279 I DON'T KNOW. THIS SEEMS HIGHLY IRREGULAR. 173 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,147 OOPS. ROLLING BLACKOUT. 174 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,050 DON'T YOU DARE! 175 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,352 WHERE'S MY NEWEST LITTLE COUGAR? 176 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:37,088 OH, NO. IT'S DAD. WE GOT TO HIDE. 177 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,258 A SCOUTY HOWDY TO YOU, JAKE MY BOY. 178 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:43,295 ARE YOU READY FOR COUGAR SCOUTS? 179 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:47,299 UH, SCOUTY HOWDY RIGHT BACK AT CHA. 180 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,167 I SURE AM. 181 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,504 ¶ WHEN WE HEAR YOU SHOUT, SHOUT "I'M A COUGAR SCOUT" ¶ 182 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:55,173 ¶ SCOUT GRRR GRRR ¶ 183 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,893 UGH. 184 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,612 SO NO ONE THOUGHT THERE WAS ANYTHING WACK ABOUT YOU? NOT EVEN MY DAD? 185 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,580 NOPE. 186 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,799 SWEET. FROM NOW ON, 187 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,017 COUGAR SCOUT TRAINING IS YOUR THING. YOU'RE ALL OVER IT. 188 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,452 LIKE SMOKE ON A CAMPFIRE. 189 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,088 GREAT. BUT I STILL GOT TO STUDY FOR SCHOOL, 190 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,491 DO MY CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE. 191 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,758 HMM. 192 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,595 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STUDY BOY ME, 193 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,264 DOUBLE-DUTCH ME, CHORE HOUND ME. 194 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,467 CHOP CHOP. TIME'S A-WASTIN'. 195 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:29,074 FINALLY, FU'S CHI AMPLIFIER COMES THROUGH IN A PINCH. 196 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:33,678 NOTHING TO DO BUT SLEEP, CHILL, AND RELAX. 197 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,314 MAN, ALL THIS NOTHING TO DO IS EXHAUSTING. 198 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,717 HMM. WONDER HOW MY DOPPEL BROS ARE HANGING. 199 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:42,687 THEN OLIVIA MEER SAID IF I WAS SUCH A KNOW-IT-ALL, 200 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,590 WHY DIDN'T I KNOW PIGTAILS ARE SO SECOND GRADE? 201 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,759 OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T, GIRL. 202 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:51,196 GUESS WHAT. IT'S STEVE HARDY TIME. 203 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,632 Both: YAY! 204 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,404 HA-HA! SON, THIS IS BY FAR 205 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,874 THE BEST FULL-BODY TOURNIQUET I HAVE EVER SEEN. 206 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,243 THANKS, DAD. 207 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:09,648 THAT WOULD BE MESOPOTAMIA. 208 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:12,334 JAKE, I AM SO PROUD, 209 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,385 I COULD TAP THE BUDENSCHLAVENS ON MY LEDERHOSEN. 210 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,256 COME. A CELEBRATORY JIG. HIT IT, FREDERICK. 211 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:22,427 ¶ OOMPA, OOMPA, THAT'S A GOODA BOY ¶ 212 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,564 OK, NOW I'M JUST SCARING MYSELF. 213 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,199 OOH, JAKEY! 214 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,102 YOU ON FIRE, BOY! 215 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,405 PSST. HEY! 216 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,340 TRIX, COME HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU A TRICK. 217 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,242 I'M GONNA TAKE OVER HERE. COOL? 218 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,178 BUT THIS IS WHAT I DO. IT'S WHO I AM. 219 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,614 I JUMP ROPE. THAT'S ALL I HAVE. 220 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,817 COME ON. GIVE IT UP. 221 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:54,526 WHOA! OW! OOH! 222 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,565 OK, WHO TRIPPED THE BRADSTER? 223 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,400 [GASPS] 224 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,337 OH, LOOK. IT'S DOOFUS. 225 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,389 WANNA JUMP ROPE? 226 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:09,440 THE ONLY JUMPING I'M GONNA DO IS ON YOUR FACE WITH MY FIST, 227 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,611 WHICH ISN'T JUMPING, BUT IT'S STILL GONNA HURT. 228 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,680 PSST. BRAD, TEACHER. 12:00. 229 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,515 MEET ME AT THE SKATE PARK, 3:00. 230 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:21,519 I CAN'T DO IT TODAY 'CAUSE I HAVE ACCORDION LESSONS AFTER SCHOOL. 231 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,721 SO 3:00 TOMORROW. 232 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,156 IF YOU DON'T SHOW, 233 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,590 EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW YOU'RE A CHICKEN. 234 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:28,526 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. 235 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,229 HA HA HA HA! BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. 236 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,431 AW, MAN. 237 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,603 GUYS, THIS BRAD SITCH IS SERIOUS. I-- 238 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,506 AW. OK, WHO DEALT IT? 239 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,440 All: NOT ME! 240 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,642 WHOEVER SMELLED IT... 241 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,744 All: DEALT IT! 242 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,212 HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 243 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,880 NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 244 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,249 ONE OF US HAS TO SHOW UP TO MEET BRAD TOMORROW. 245 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,617 WE CAN'T USE ANY DRAGON POWERS. 246 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,586 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE HIM STRAIGHT UP. 247 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:57,822 SO I'M LOOKING FOR A VOLUNTEER. 248 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,191 [ALL WHISTLING] 249 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,743 AW, COME ON. 250 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,294 ONE OF US HAS TO REPRESENT TOMORROW. 251 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,529 NOW, WHO'S IT GONNA BE? 252 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,531 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 253 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,733 MY MAN HERE ISN'T AFRAID OF BRAD. 254 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:12,570 I'M TERRIFIED OF BRAD. NO WAY I'M GOING. 255 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,239 BUT YOU RAISED YOUR HAND. 256 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,441 TO SUGGEST THAT YOU CREATE ANOTHER DOPPELGANGER, 257 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,377 ONE THAT'S DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS TASK. 258 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:24,215 HMM. JAKE LONG, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. 259 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,851 I KNOW IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE. 260 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,553 JAKE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT BRAD. 261 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,689 TRIX AND I TOTALLY HAVE YOUR BACK. 262 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,524 UH... 263 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,925 Both: AAH! 264 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,694 AAH! 265 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,195 AAH! 266 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,364 HEY, COOL ACORN PUPPET. 267 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,633 JAKEY, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 268 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,768 MY SCHEDULE GOT TOTALLY SWAMPED, 269 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,604 SO I BROUGHT IN A LITTLE HELP. 270 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,407 HMM. HOW DO WE KNOW 271 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,209 THAT THIS ONE'S THE REAL JAKE LONG AND NOT THE OTHER ONE? 272 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,211 SPUD, TRUST ME. 273 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,479 I COULD TRUST YOU 274 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:58,283 OR YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT MY FAVORITE POSSESSION IS. 275 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,419 A BALL OF BELLY BUTTON THAT YOU'VE BEEN COLLECTING SINCE YOU WERE 3? 276 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:05,356 ECCH! THAT'S DISGUSTING... AND ALSO CORRECT. 277 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,559 SO I'M CHOOSING TO BELIEVE YOU FOR NOW. 278 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:11,262 BUT I'LL BE KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU. 279 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,465 I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND TAKE A WILD GUESS ON THIS ONE. 280 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,901 WE'VE BEEN DOUBLE-DUTCHING WITH YOUR DOUBLE, RIGHT? 281 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:21,372 YEP. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS GUY HAS SOME FLY MOVES. 282 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,842 I JUMP ROPE, THEREFORE I AM. 283 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,727 AW, JAKEY, 284 00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:27,611 THIS IS NOT ABOUT WINNING THE DOUBLE-DUTCH TOURNAMENT. 285 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,013 THIS IS ABOUT TRUST, FRIENDSHIP. 286 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:32,450 HEY, THAT BOY CAN PUT A HURTIN' ON SOME JUMP ROPE. 287 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,686 LOOK AT HIM GO. OOH-WHEE! 288 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,921 LOOK, GUYS, I JUST NEED TO MAKE ONE MORE DOUBLE OF MYSELF, 289 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,724 ONE WHO CAN TAKE THE BEATING FROM BRAD TOMORROW. 290 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,460 LET'S SEE. HERE WE GO. 291 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,466 I JUST WANNA SAY FOR THE RECORD. 292 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,251 I THINK THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 293 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,035 YOU SHOULD GET RID OF ALL OF THESE JAKEY CLONES. 294 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:55,707 OOH, EXCEPT THIS ONE. OOH, HE IS ALL MINE, OK? 295 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,125 I'M KEEPING HIM. 296 00:12:57,126 --> 00:12:58,542 WELCOME TO THE WORLD, MY MAN. 297 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,879 SO YOU DOWN WITH GETTING BEATEN UP TOMORROW? 298 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,982 SURE. I CAN DO THAT. 299 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,919 LOOK, I'M SORRY IT HAD TO GO DOWN THIS WAY. 300 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:11,489 JUST PROTECT YOUR FACE, AND I PROMISE IT'LL BE OVER QUICKLY. 301 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,959 I PROMISE IT'LL BE OVER QUICKLY, TOO. 302 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,929 HEY. 303 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,930 BOO-HOO. JAKEY'S PROBABLY CRYING TO HIS MOMMY RIGHT NOW 304 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,966 THAT HE'S SCARED OF THE DARK. 305 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,436 I MEAN... I MEAN THE BRADSTER. 306 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,638 YO, BRAD, WHAT UP? 307 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,507 OH. I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD THE GUTS TO SHOW. 308 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,810 SO WHERE DO YOU WANT IT, HUH? 309 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,012 THE FACE? THE GUT? 310 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,014 SURPRISE ME. 311 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,350 HMPH. GRRR! 312 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,453 [ALL GASP] 313 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,422 HUH? 314 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,791 WAIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 315 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,393 OW! 316 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,794 OW! LET GO! LET GO! 317 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,831 WHATEVER YOU SAY, BRAD. 318 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,599 WHOA! 319 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,967 IT'S DARK! 320 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,002 I'M SCARED. WHOA! 321 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,406 WHOA! WHOA! 322 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,042 ALL RIGHT, JAKE! 323 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,049 HUH. THAT WAS SO NOT COOL. 324 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:15,453 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A BEATING FROM BRAD, NOT DISH ONE OUT. 325 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,405 OH, HE DESERVED IT. 326 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:19,356 MAYBE, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. YOU'RE MY DOPPELGANGER. 327 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,627 THAT MEANS YOU TAKE MY ORDERS LIKE THE REST OF THE GANG. 328 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:26,030 YEAH. THE THING IS, I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS. 329 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,634 HUH? YOU'RE RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE HISTORY. 330 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,736 I'M REABSORBING YOU RIGHT NOW. 331 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,538 I DON'T THINK SO. 332 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,907 DRAGON UP. 333 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:42,480 NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 334 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,083 WHOA! AH! 335 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,820 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO KICK MY OWN BEHIND. 336 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,588 BUT HERE GOES. 337 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,523 DRAGON UP. 338 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,496 WHOA. I'M FEELING REALLY WEAK. 339 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,733 HA. YOU FEEL WEAK TO ME, TOO. 340 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,034 AH! 341 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,403 OH! OW! OW! 342 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,537 UH! 343 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,574 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 344 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,777 KID, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, HUH? 345 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,546 DON'T YOU GET IT? EVERY DOPPELGANGER YOU MAKE 346 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,582 SUCKS AWAY PART OF YOUR CHI ENERGY. 347 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,617 THAT'S WHY YOUR GAS TANK IS ON EMPTY. 348 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,921 BUT IT WAS WORKING OUT FINE. WHY DID THIS ONE GO BAD? 349 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,956 I DID IT JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME. 350 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,660 I REACHED OVER HERE, GRABBED THE VIAL. 351 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,195 OH, NO, KID. 352 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,729 THIS IS A NEGATIVE CHI AMPLIFIER. 353 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,731 IF YOU MADE A DOPPELGANGER WITH THIS STUFF, 354 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,534 IT'S GUARANTEED TO BE 100% PURE EVIL. 355 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,570 AN EVIL BODY ATTACHED TO THIS PRETTY FACE? 356 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,506 THAT'S JUST WRONG. 357 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,208 AND I GOT TO STOP IT. 358 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,909 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE IN YOUR CONDITION. 359 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,512 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REABSORB ALL THE OTHER DOPPELGANGERS 360 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,781 AND TAKE BACK THE STRENGTH THEY'RE SUCKING FROM YOU. 361 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,085 SO IF I REABSORB THEM, I CAN TAKE THIS GUY OUT? 362 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,620 UH, MAYBE. 363 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,789 IF IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 364 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,924 BUT YOU CAN'T REABSORB ME. 365 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,125 I GOT A BEAR TRAP TO FINISH 366 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,227 AND A NECKERCHIEF SLIDE TO LACQUER AND-- 367 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,464 WHERE'S MY LITTLE COUGEE SCOUT? 368 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,632 ¶ LET ME HEAR YOU SHOUT, SHOUT ¶ 369 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,935 ¶ I AM A COUGAR SCOUT-- ¶ OH! 370 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,872 OH-OH-OH! 371 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,808 SOMEONE HAS BEEN WORKING ON HIS BEAR TRAPPING PATCH, HASN'T HE? 372 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,678 OOPSIES. LOST MY GLASSES. 373 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,547 HEY, HEY. I AM SEEING TWOSIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONESIE. 374 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,548 TWOSIES? 375 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,816 SURPRISE. 376 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,552 THAT'S A COUGAR--NO! 377 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,519 NO! 378 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,321 MMM. YUMMY. 379 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,122 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAD THE SAME IDEA. 380 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,375 I'M TAKING YOU BACK. NOW. 381 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,626 YOU'LL TAKE ME BACK WHEN YOU CAN CATCH ME AND BEAT ME, 382 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,963 WHICH IS-- OH, RIGHT--NEVER. 383 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,567 SO I'LL JUST BE DRAGONING UP AND TAKING OVER NOW. 384 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,220 SEE YA. 385 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,872 I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF YOUR TEEN SLANG JIVE. 386 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,942 WHAT'S A "DRAGON UP"? WHOA! 387 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,114 OH, IT'S ON NOW, PUNK. 388 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,883 [HUMMING] 389 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,284 YAH! 390 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,053 NO! 391 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,158 WHOA! 392 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,661 CLEAN-UP, AISLE 10. 393 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,564 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 394 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,868 SORRY. I'M DONE ANSWERING TO YOU. 395 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,571 OH, CAN'T YOU JUST NAME THE CAPITAL OF BOLIVIA FOR ME? 396 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:26,210 DOES IT HURT YOUR HEAD MUCH TO BRING ME JOY? 397 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,680 QUICK. I GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE-- 398 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,282 TOO LATE. 399 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,585 GOT TO GET TO JUMP-ROPE JAKE. 400 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,306 YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. 401 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,690 TRIX, IF YOU DON'T LET ME HAVE HIM, 402 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,692 MY EVIL TWIN IS GONNA DESTROY MY REP, 403 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,694 THE MAGICAL WORLD, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE. 404 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:47,565 BUT, JAKE, THAT BOY'S GOT MAD SKILLS. 405 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,267 END OF THE WORLD HERE. 406 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,269 WAH! OK. 407 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,807 YO! HEADS UP! 408 00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,178 TOO BAD FOR BEING SO SELF-ABSORBED. 409 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,280 YO! 410 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,599 FU, WE GOT A PROBLEM. 411 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,917 EVIL JAKE REABSORBED MY DOPPELGANGERS BEFORE I COULD. 412 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,287 WAIT A MINUTE. ALL OF 'EM? 413 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,206 NOT QUITE ALL. 414 00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:13,124 THERE'S STILL ONE JAKE I NEED TO REABSORB. 415 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,226 AND WHAT JAKE WOULD THAT BE? 416 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,229 THE ORIGINAL. 417 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,701 I HAVE 10 TIMES YOUR CHI STRENGTH AND POWER. 418 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,636 IT WOULD BE EASIER NOT TO FIGHT ME. 419 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,706 I'M DONE TAKING THE EASY ROUTE. 420 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,241 HUH? 421 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,045 [COUGHING] 422 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,979 WHOA. THAT'S SOME NEGATIVE SELF-IMAGE YOU GOT THERE. 423 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,616 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 424 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,384 LET ME GO, FU. 425 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,353 IT'S TIME I PUT ME IN MY PLACE. 426 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,838 UH-UH. NO WAY. 427 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,322 KID, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK, 428 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,259 AND HE'S GOT THREE OF A KIND WITH AN ACE KICKER. 429 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,850 HUH? 430 00:18:49,851 --> 00:18:51,440 YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO TAKE HIM ON RIGHT NOW. 431 00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:53,030 WE BETTER JUST DUCK AND COVER TILL GRAMPS GETS BACK. 432 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,066 NO. THIS WHOLE THING HAPPENED 433 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,368 'CAUSE I TRIED TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. 434 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,037 THAT DUDE'S GOT MY FACE. HE'S GOT MY POWERS. 435 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,806 BUT THERE'S STILL ONLY ONE AM-DRAGON, 436 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,042 AND IT'S TIME I TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS THE HARD WAY. 437 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,278 DRAGON UP. 438 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,247 OH! 439 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,751 WHOA! 440 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,419 CALM DOWN. 441 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,854 DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL YOU 442 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,723 I RULE OVER ALL MAGICAL BEINGS NOW? 443 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,226 UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HARD ON MYSELF. 444 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,796 BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 445 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,068 WHOA! 446 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:36,674 YOU'RE GONNA RUN AWAY AGAIN? AMERICAN CHICKEN. 447 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,146 HMM? 448 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,948 HMM? 449 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,761 PREPARE TO BE ABSORBED. 450 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,696 NO! 451 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,864 NO! 452 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,133 RELEASE MY CHI ENERGY. 453 00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,734 NO MAGICAL SHORTCUTS. 454 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,470 GOT TO DO IT ON MY OWN. 455 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,339 HEY, CAN I PLAY, TOO? 456 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,408 WHAT? HOW CAN THAT-- 457 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,978 NOW, RELEASE MY DOPPELGANGERS. 458 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,416 THE ROPE! 459 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,321 WE'RE FREE. 460 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,356 US 3 ON THE COUNT OF 3. 461 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,793 1, 2, 3. 462 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,097 YEAH! 463 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,334 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... 464 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,935 NO! 465 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,441 WE SHOWED US WHO'S BOSS. 466 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,043 THAT WAS BETTER THAN A S'MORES SING-ALONG. 467 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,345 JUMPING FOR JOY. A-PLUS. 468 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,514 GUYS, I GOT MAD LOVE FOR HOW YOU HAD MY BACK. 469 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:54,051 BUT FROM NOW ON, THIS DRAG IS GOING STAG. 470 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,454 ARE YOU SURE? 471 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,856 YEAH. THE THING IS, I GOT TO FIND A WAY TO HANDLE MY OWN BUSINESS, 472 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,492 YOU KNOW, WITHOUT SHORTCUTS... 473 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,560 OR LIES. 474 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:06,297 SO YOU GUYS GOT TO GO. 475 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,344 THANKS FOR THE HELP, TRIXIE. 476 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,911 IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO, WITH ALL THE TIME 477 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,048 YOU'RE PUTTING IN THE DOUBLE-DUTCH TOURNAMENT. 478 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,785 NOW, LET'S GO ACE THOSE MID-MIDTERMS. 479 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,520 [BEEP] 480 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,323 I'M PROUD OF YOU, JAKE LONG. 481 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,859 BY PRIORITIZING YOUR SCHEDULE AND CALLING IN SOME HELP, 482 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:39,363 YOU HAVE ACHIEVED TIME MANAGEMENT PERFECTION. 483 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,440 JAKE, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HALEY? 484 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,410 DON'T WORRY. I CALLED IN A FAVOR. 485 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,545 HUH? 486 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,580 CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW OLIVIA MEERS 487 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,517 BUSTED HER PATTY PARTY DOLL BEACH-TIME CONVERTIBLE 488 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,586 AND THEN BLAMED IT ON POOR CHELSEA FUDDERMAN? 489 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,188 [GASPS] THE NERVE! 490 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,263 JAKE GAVE UP ON THE MAGICAL CHEAT DOPPELGANGER THING WAY TOO SOON. 491 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,198 HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO DOPPELGANG YOURSELF? 492 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,103 COULD YOU IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES OF HAVING 2 SPUDS? 493 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,939 OR WHY NOT 3 SPUDS? OR 4? 494 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,342 UH, 5 SPUDS. 6 SPUDS. 495 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,476 7, 8, 9, 10. 496 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,945 THINK WHAT THE COMBINE POWER 497 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,413 OF AN ARMADA OF IDENTICAL SPUDDELGANGERS COULD DO. 498 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,884 HA-HA-HA-HA! 499 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,353 WHAT WONDERS THIS WORLD WOULD BEHOLD.