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RELEASE YOURSELF,
YOUNG DRAGON.

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CONCENTRATE.

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CONCENTRATE. RIGHT. RIGHT.

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THINK. THINK. THINK.

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THINK! AH!

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DO NOT THINK. FEEL.

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SENSE THE VIBRATIONS
AROUND YOU.

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[RUMBLING]

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SORRY. THAT
VIBRATION WAS ACTUALLY
A CHILI CHEESE DOG

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WORKING ITS WAY
THROUGH THE PIPES.

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[BELCHES] JUST
PRETEND I'M NOT HERE.

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LET YOUR INSTINCTS
GUIDE YOU.

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MY INSTINCTS. RIGHT.

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NOT THINKING. FEELING.

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SENSE THE BALANCE
OF THE MAGICAL WORLD--

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GOOD AND EVIL BOTH.

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I...I CAN FEEL IT.

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YEAH. YEAH, IT'S
KIND OF COOL ACTUALLY.

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I'M CHILLIN' WITH
THE VIBES AND ALL THE--

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HUH? UH!

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ROSE.

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JAKE, YOU HAVE
TO LISTEN TO ME.

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THE HUNTSMAN IS PLANNING
SOMETHING BIG,
SOMETHING TERRIBLE.

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YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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YOU CAN'T SAVE ME, JAKE.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

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YOU'RE WORTH IT.

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HMM?

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AW, MAN.

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JAKE, IT IS 6 A.M.
TIME FOR DRAGON TRAINING.

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UGH. THAT'S NASTY.

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I GOT TO GO RINSE
MY MOUTH OUT
IN THE TOILET.

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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
YOUNG ONE?

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HUH? YEAH.

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I WAS JUST HAVING
THE FREAKIEST DREAM.

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ROSE.

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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶

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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶

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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶

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¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶

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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

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YOU HEARD!

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

56
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SO LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.

57
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AFTER YOU SMOOCHED ME
LIKE A SUCKER FISH,

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YOU REALIZED
THAT WAS IN YOUR HAND?

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THE HUNTSGIRL'S MASK.

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THE MASK OF THE HUNTSGIRL.

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GUYS, I THINK IT WAS MORE
THAN A DREAM. I THINK...

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I THINK ROSE IS TRYING
TO CONTACT ME

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FROM WHEREVER SHE IS.

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UH, JAKE, YOU SURE
THERE'S NOT SOME EXPLANATION

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THAT'S A LITTLE LESS,
I DON'T KNOW, CRA-ZAZY?

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WELL, THERE ARE SPELLS
YOU CAN USE TO ENTER
PEOPLE'S DREAMS.

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I USE 'EM ALL THE TIME
TO AVOID PAYING
LONG-DISTANCE CHARGES.

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BLUESKI.

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THAT'S GOT TO BE IT.

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MAYBE I CAN USE
THE SAME KIND OF SPELL

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TO ENTER HER DREAMS
AND FIND OUT--

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NO, JAKE.
IT MAY BE A TRAP.

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MM-HMM.
NO DOUBT.

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I'M TELLING Y'ALL
ROSE IS BAD NEWS.

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IT IS BEST TO PROCEED
WITH CAUTION.

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YOU REALLY MISS HER,
DON'T YOU, KID?

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IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS, FU.

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I THOUGHT I'D BE OVER HER
BY NOW, BUT I'M NOT.

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I JUST...
I NEED TO KNOW SHE'S OK.

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DAH.

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OK. THE OLD MAN'S
GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS,

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BUT IF YOU'RE SERIOUS
ABOUT FINDING HER,

83
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I THINK I KNOW A SPELL
THAT'LL DO IT.

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FU, THAT'S AWESOME.

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YOU'RE MY DOG.

86
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AND I MEAN THAT
IN A HIP-HOP WAY,

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NOT IN THE "I OWN YOU" WAY.

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EASY, KID. I'M STILL
RECOVERING FROM OUR
EARLY SMOOCH SESSION

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WITH THE NASTY
MORNING BREATH.

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SO WHAT ARE
WE TALKING HERE?

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A PORTAL SPELL.
IT'S PRETTY TRICKY.

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BUT IF DONE RIGHT,

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IT'LL OPEN A DIMENSIONAL DOOR
TO WHEREVER ROSE IS.

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WELL, WHAT ARE
WE WAITING FOR?

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ONE PROBLEM. I'M MISSING
A KEY INGREDIENT--KRYLOCK VENOM.

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"KRY" WHAT NOW?

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KRYLOCK. A BEAST
OF PURE EVIL

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THAT FEEDS OFF
OF MAGICAL CREATURES.

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IT HAS THE HEAD OF A COBRA
AND THE BODY OF A SCORPION.

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AW, HE'S NOT EVIL.

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HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD--

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AAH! AAH! HE'S EVIL!

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OK, SO LET'S GO FIND
THIS KRY THING ALREADY.

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THAT'S THE HITCH, KID.
OUR GUY'S INTERDIMENSIONAL.

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MEANING?

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MEANING IT LIVES
IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.

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THE ONLY WAY
IT CAN ENTER OUR WORLD IS
THROUGH A DIMENSIONAL DOOR

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WHICH CAN POP UP
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE.

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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO TRACK.

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SO WHAT DO WE DO?

111
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WE WAIT FOR IT
TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE
IN OUR NECK OF THE WOODS.

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WHEN IT DOES,
THAT'S WHEN WE STRIKE.

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UH, JAKEY, IF FU
TOLD US TO WAIT,

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HOW COME WE
STAYING UP ALL NIGHT

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TRYING TO FIND
THIS KRY BEAST THINGY?

116
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BECAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE
MISSED SOMETHING.

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THE SOONER WE FIND IT,
THE SOONER I FIND ROSE.

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[SIGHS] OK.

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BUT I'M WARNING YOU.

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AROUND 2 A.M.
TRIXIE'S BREATH

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STARTED TO SMELL LIKE
A TRUCK STOP IN SKAGSVILLE.

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IN A GOOD WAY.

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JAKEY, ME AND SPUD,
WE UNDERSTAND

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HOW MUCH YOU DIG
ROSE AND ALL,

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BUT SHE DISAPPEARED
MONTHS AGO.

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MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO START MOVING ON
WITH YOUR LIFE.

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MOVE ON?
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT

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AFTER EVERYTHING
I'VE BEEN THROUGH?

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UH, MAYBE BECAUSE
WE WENT THROUGH
EVERYTHING WITH YOU.

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YEAH. LIKE WHEN YOU
WERE CONVINCED

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THE HUNTSMAN WAS
HOLDING ROSE HOSTAGE
IN THE HUNTS LAIR.

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ROSE, I'M HERE.

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UH...HA HA!

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I DON'T SUPPOSE
THE EVIL HUNTSCLAN
THAT USED TO LIVE HERE

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LEFT A FORWARDING ADDRESS.

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Trixie: AND THEN THERE WAS
THAT WHOLE DEPRESSION PHASE.

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OH, ROSE,

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SWEET ROSE.

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FOR YOU I'D BLOW MY NOSE.

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[CLICKING]
PEACE OUT.

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Spud: AND REMEMBER
THAT ONE DAY

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WHEN YOU DECIDED
TO JUST GIVE UP ON GIRLS?

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YO, BROTHER, WHAT UP?

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I'M SORRY, JAKE.

145
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I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GOING TO WORK OUT.

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AW! BUT MY HAIRDO RULES!

147
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SORRY, JAKEY,
BUT SINCE SHE LEFT,

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LIFE'S BEEN
PASSING YOU BY.

149
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AND YOUR GRADES HAVE KIND
OF, WELL...[WHISTLES]

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BROOO!

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YOU GUYS
COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG.

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MY LIFE IS GREAT, AND
MY GRADES COULDN'T BE BETTER.

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Spud: YOU'RE
FLUNKING HOME EC?

154
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DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK
MISS PARK EVEN
GAVE OUT GRADES.

155
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BRAD BLEW UP
A POT ROAST LAST WEEK

156
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AND ALL HE GOT
WAS A FROWNY FACE.

157
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THAT'S RIGHT.

158
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THE BRADSTER MAKES
HOME EC HOME EXCELLENT.

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HEY, THAT "F"
WASN'T MY FAULT.

160
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THAT PEANUT BRITTLE RECIPE
WAS TRICKY.

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DON'T WORRY, JAKE.
I'M SURE YOU'LL DO
BETTER NEXT TIME.

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THANKFULLY, CHIP, BERNICE,
AND GILBERT EACH SURVIVED
YOUR RECIPE

163
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WITH ONLY MINIMAL DAMAGE
TO THEIR BRACES.

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[RINGING]

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JAKE, CAN I SEE YOU
FOR A MOMENT?

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OH, SURE, MISS PARK.
WHAT'S UP?

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PLEASE, CALL ME SUN.

168
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MISS PARK IS SO FORMAL.

169
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SURE, SUN.

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JAKE, I HAVEN'T BEEN
TEACHING HERE VERY LONG,

171
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AND I DON'T
KNOW YOU THAT WELL.

172
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BUT I'VE TAKEN
AN INTEREST IN YOU.

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YOU SEE, I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE DIFFERENT,

174
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THAT YOU'RE DESTINED
FOR GREAT THINGS.

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WHAT? NO. UH-UH.

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NO. THIS HERE'S
A GREATNESS-FREE ZONE.

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I'M JUST YOUR
AVERAGE KID DEALING
WITH AVERAGE-KID PROBLEMS.

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PEER PRESSURE, TEEN ANGST,
RANDOM ZIT CLUSTERS.

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UNDERSTOOD. BUT WE STILL
HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM

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OF YOUR FAILING GRADE.

181
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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT ONE
LAST CHANCE AT EXTRA CREDIT?

182
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YOU GOT TO BAKE WHAT?

183
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5 DOZEN CUPCAKES FOR
THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL TOMORROW.

184
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THE MORE I SELL,
THE MORE EXTRA CREDIT I GET.

185
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NO. NO CARNIVAL.

186
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CARNIVALS HAVE CLOWNS--

187
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HORRIBLE, EVIL CLOWNS

188
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THAT STEAL YOUR BREATH
AND DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN.

189
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UH, TRIXIE, TRANSLATION.

190
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SPUD HAD A BAD CLOWN
EXPERIENCE WHEN HE WAS 5.

191
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LOOK, DADDY,
CLOWNY McHONK-HONK.

192
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CLOWNY McHONK-HONK.

193
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AAH!

194
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ME, 12 TROMBONISTS,
AND THE CABLE ACCESS
WEATHER LADY

195
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HAVEN'T BEEN
THE SAME SINCE.

196
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THE SOONER I BAKE
THESE CUPCAKES,

197
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THE SOONER I CAN GET
BACK TO FINDING--OH!

198
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WHERE'S JAKE? THE KRYLOCK
IS LOOSE IN CENTRAL PARK.

199
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PAIN!

200
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[HISSES]

201
00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,034
ONCE YOU GET THE KRYLOCK
TO POINT "B,"

202
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SPUD AND TRIXIE
WILL DO THEIR THING,

203
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,137
AND YOU'LL EXTRACT
THE VENOM INTO THIS.

204
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REMEMBER, KID,
THIS MAY BE YOUR ONLY
CHANCE TO FIND ROSE.

205
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,811
THEN I'M TAKING IT.
DRAGON UP.

206
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,201
SORRY, KRYLOCK,

207
00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:14,286
BUT YOU GOT A LITTLE
SOMETHING JAKEY WANTS.

208
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,055
YO, THIS KRYLOCK'S CAKE.

209
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,224
JAKE, THE KRYLOCK'S
COMING ALL UP ON YOUR TAIL.

210
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I'LL HAVE IT DEFEATED
IN NO TI--WHAT?

211
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,168
DUDES, HE'S AT POINT "B."

212
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,505
GUYS, NOW!

213
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,846
HEY, KRYLOCK,

214
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,816
LOOKS LIKE YOUR
RIDE'S LEAVING.

215
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HA. GOT IT, GUYS.

216
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LET'S GO
OPEN US UP A PORTAL.

217
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Spud: DUDE, WE'RE STILL
MISSING A KEY INGREDIENT.

218
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CUPCAKES CAN'T BAKE
WITHOUT BAKING SODA.

219
00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,763
A-DUH, THE BAKING SODA
IS IN YOUR HAND.

220
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UH, CAN YOU GUYS
KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE?

221
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,634
WE'RE WORKING
ON A PORTAL SPELL OVER HERE.

222
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:06,271
YEAH, AND WE'RE WORKING
ON YOUR EXTRA CREDIT
OVER HERE.

223
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,872
GIVE ME SOME BAT GUANO.

224
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,874
SPUD, COCOA POWDER.

225
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,543
TROLL DUST. [BELCHES]

226
00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,778
HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM.

227
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,214
KRYLOCK VENOM.

228
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,184
VANILLA.

229
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,652
AND PRESTO!

230
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,554
ONE PORTAL POTION
READY FOR ACTION.

231
00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:25,757
AND ONE BATCH OF CUPCAKES
ARE READY FOR BAKING.

232
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,492
KID, HERE'S THE DEAL.

233
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,226
JUST THROW THE POTION
IN THE AIR AND SAY ROSE'S NAME.

234
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,662
WHEN THE PORTAL OPENS,
YOU DIVE IN.

235
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,865
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
IT'LL BE YOU AND HER
AND VA-VA-VAVOOM.

236
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,801
I GUESS THIS IS IT.
HOW'S MY HAIR?

237
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,304
DOES IT LOOK OK?

238
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,806
IT LOOKS FINE.
JUST BE CAREFUL, OK?

239
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,846
ROSE.

240
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:49,714
AH!

241
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,684
UH, I'M GUESSING
IT DIDN'T WORK.

242
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,219
A NICE PRATFALL, KID.

243
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,521
WHOA! YOU OK, BABY?

244
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,657
ARE YOU OK?

245
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:04,929
¶ WELL, MY WOMAN,
SHE LEFT ME ¶

246
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:10,168
¶ SHE DON'T COME
ROUND HERE NO MORE ¶

247
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,904
LOOK, JAKEY, WE'RE SORRY
THE SPELL DIDN'T WORK,

248
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:18,443
BUT WE'RE NOT
GONNA LET YOU WASTE AWAY
A WHOLE DAY IN BED, YO.

249
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,680
WHA-WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE MUSIC?

250
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,516
THE PRETTY, PRETTY MUSIC.

251
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,952
¶ MY WOMAN, SHE LEFT ME ¶

252
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,788
DUDE, GET A GRIP.

253
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,756
LIKE IT OR NOT,
LIFE GOES ON.

254
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,825
NOW, SNAP OUT OF IT,
GET DRESSED,

255
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,560
AND MARCH YOUR
PATOOTIE DOWNSTAIRS

256
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,429
'CAUSE THE SCHOOL
CARNIVAL'S STARTING,

257
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,897
AND WE GOT CUPCAKES
TO SELL.

258
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,865
I JUST DON'T GET
WHAT WENT WRONG.

259
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,668
WE HAD ALL THE INGREDIENTS.
I SAID ROSE'S NAME.

260
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,838
HOW ABOUT WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT WENT WRONG

261
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,441
AND WE FOCUS
ON WHAT WENT RIGHT?

262
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:52,444
BEHOLD THE CUPCAKES!

263
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,847
MMM. I HAVE
TO SAY, JAKE,

264
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,416
IF THESE CUPCAKES
WERE ANY MORE DELICIOUS,

265
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,953
SOMEONE MIGHT THINK
I MADE THEM.

266
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,956
<i> HOLA, FAMILIA.</i>
OOH, ME OH MY.

267
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,792
THOSE CUPCAKES LOOK
ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS.

268
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:11,830
HONESTLY, HALEY,
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU FIND THE TIME.

269
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,698
UH, SORRY, PAPA DOG.

270
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,934
WE'RE SAVING THESE
FOR THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL.

271
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,604
COME ON, Y'ALL.
LET'S ROLLSKI.

272
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:23,675
HONEY, MY CATERING ASSISTANT
JUST CALLED, FRANTIC.

273
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,643
SOMETHING ABOUT
RANCID COCONUT PUFFS.

274
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,279
ARE YOU OK TO WATCH
HALEY FOR A FEW HOURS?

275
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,949
OH, DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT A THING, HONEY.

276
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,817
THERE IS NOTHING
I WOULD RATHER DO

277
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,420
THAN SPEND A NICE,
RELAXING EVENING AT HOME

278
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,422
WITH MY LITTLE ANGEL.

279
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,491
COME HERE.

280
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:54,005
THANKS. AND ENJOY
THE CUPCAKES.

281
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,308
BUT DON'T JUST
ENJOY THE CUPCAKES.

282
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,977
ENJOY EACH OTHER.

283
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,946
'CAUSE MORTAL
ENEMIES OR NOT,

284
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,914
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
GONNA BE RIPPED APART

285
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,382
BY THE HANDS OF FATE,

286
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,818
NEVER TO SEE
EACH OTHER AGAIN.

287
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,719
AAH!
OH!

288
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,487
COME BACK SOON, YOU HEAR?

289
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,389
[SNIFFING] VANILLA?

290
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,492
SO THAT'S WHAT WENT WRONG
WITH MY PORTAL SPELL.

291
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,862
SO WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT A PORTAL SPELL?

292
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,430
REE!

293
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,567
HEH HEH!

294
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,202
UH, FUNNY STORY.

295
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,836
SEE, ME AND THE KID
DID A PORTAL SPELL AND--

296
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,923
HERE'S THE FUNNY PART.

297
00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:30,008
IT SEEMS THAT VANILLA ENDED UP
IN THE POTION, WHICH MEANS--

298
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,543
FU DOG, ARE YOU TELLING ME

299
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,978
THERE'S KRYLOCK VENOM
IN THE SCHOOL CUPCAKES?

300
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,749
UH, PRETTY MUCH.
IS THAT A BAD THING?

301
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,854
[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]

302
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,757
CUPCAKES!

303
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,526
GET YOUR DELICIOUS HOMEMADE
CUPCAKES RIGHT HERE!

304
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:55,066
AAH! EVERYBODY RUN
FOR YOUR LIVES!

305
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,468
IT'S CLOWNY McHONK-HONK!

306
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,870
SPUD, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

307
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,039
I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL

308
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,676
THAT CLOWNS
ARE COMPLETELY HARMLESS.

309
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:10,014
WHY, HELLO,
MR. McHONK-HONK.

310
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,518
MIGHT I INTEREST YOU
AND YOUR CLOWNY COHORTS

311
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,987
IN SOME DELICIOUS
HOMEMADE CUPCAKES?

312
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,922
[TOOT TOOT]

313
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,460
[MUSIC PLAYING]

314
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,145
YO.

315
00:14:24,146 --> 00:14:25,829
Fu: DON'T EAT THE CUPCAKES.

316
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,931
HUH?

317
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,031
THEY ARE SPIKED
WITH KRYLOCK VENOM

318
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,568
WHICH SHOULD NEVER
BE CONSUMED BY HUMANS.

319
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,870
WHAT? WHY?

320
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,505
WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

321
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,112
SEE, SPUD,
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

322
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,915
CLOWNS ARE HARMLESS.

323
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,784
GRRR!

324
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,021
UH...

325
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,729
TOTALLY. I'VE BEEN SCARED
ALL THESE YEARS FOR NOTHING.

326
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,464
MAKE ME LAUGH, CLOWNS.

327
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,200
MAKE ME LAUGH.

328
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,808
AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!

329
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,610
WORD UP.

330
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,181
[GASPING]

331
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,816
JAKEY, WE GOT ISSUES.

332
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:23,421
I KNOW. THERE'S KRYLOCK
VENOM IN THE CUPCAKES.

333
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,625
HEY-HEY, HONEY PIE.

334
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:32,730
YOU READY TO PUCKER UP
FOR THE BRADSTER?

335
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,872
I SURE AM.

336
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,575
JACKPOT.

337
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,913
OH, SNAP.
DIDN'T HALEY EAT ONE?

338
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,999
NOW, DON'T WORRY, PUMPKIN.

339
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,084
ACCORDING TO<i> DR. GIMPLE'S</i>
<i> BIG BOOK OF CHILD REARING,</i>

340
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:57,655
THIS IS PROBABLY THE RESULT
OF A TEENSY FOOD ALLERGY.

341
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,841
NOT TO WORRY.

342
00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:02,026
DO YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE
ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE?

343
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,831
O-K. I'M GONNA
TAKE THAT AS A YES.

344
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,899
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

345
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,451
OK, DON'T PANIC.

346
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:11,002
GRAMPS AND FU WILL
BE HERE IN A MINUTE.

347
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:15,239
UH, JAKEY, I DON'T
THINK WE GOT A MINUTE.

348
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,924
OK, NO MORE
CLOWNING AROUND.

349
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:35,593
NOW YOU'RE MESSING
WITH THE AM-DRAG.

350
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,529
COME ON, Y'ALL. BRING IT.

351
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,966
JAKE, NO!

352
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,571
UH, HEY. GET YOUR
OWN HIDING SPOT.

353
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,873
JAKE, YOU ARE NOT
TO HARM THE MUTANTS.

354
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,758
THOSE MUTANTS
ARE HUMANS.

355
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,642
WE NEED TO REVERT THEM
BACK TO HUMAN FORM.

356
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,879
AND HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

357
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,080
KID, HERE'S THE DEAL.

358
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,182
YO, A LITTLE
CRAMPED IN HERE.

359
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,184
ACCORDING TO THIS JOURNAL,

360
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,185
KRYLOCK VENOM
GETS ITS POWER FROM
THE KRYLOCK IT CAME FROM.

361
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,055
SO IF YOU DESTROY
THE KRYLOCK,

362
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,357
EVERYBODY GOES BACK
TO NORMAL.

363
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,658
BUT, FU, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
KRYLOCKS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND.

364
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,862
NOT WITH A PORTAL
SPELL THEY'RE NOT.

365
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,263
ALL WE'RE MISSING
IS THE VENOM.

366
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,898
WHICH IS
IN THE CUPCAKES.

367
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,769
BUT WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO USE THE POTION TO FIND ROSE.

368
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:21,706
I AM SORRY, JAKE.
WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

369
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,143
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S GET THOSE CUPCAKES.

370
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,978
NOW!

371
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,653
I GOT 'EM!

372
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,188
HUH?

373
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,858
THE LAST CUPCAKE!

374
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,067
YAHH!

375
00:17:56,342 --> 00:18:00,645
HERE. HAVE A CARROT STICK.
IT'S BETTER FOR YOU ANYWAY.

376
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,980
Trixie: THAT'S RIGHT, SPUD.

377
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,116
YOU THE MAN.

378
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:17,328
OK, KID,
THE POTION'S SET.

379
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,031
GO FOR IT.

380
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,303
SHOW ME THE KRYLOCK DEMON.

381
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,982
HUH?

382
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,918
UH, FU.

383
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,019
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

384
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,855
WELL, YOUR VOICE
IS SAYING "KRYLOCK,"

385
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,958
BUT I'M GUESSING YOUR HEART
IS SAYING SOMETHING ELSE.

386
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,526
ROSE.

387
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,363
JAKE?

388
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,866
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

389
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,681
I'M SORRY.

390
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,954
ALL RIGHT.

391
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,992
IT'S TIME TO PUT
THE "KRY" IN KRYLOCK.

392
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,047
HUH?

393
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,351
[HISSING]

394
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,052
AH!

395
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,153
KID, HURRY.

396
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,423
THE PORTAL'S CLOSING.

397
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,876
I AM SORRY, LITTLE LADY.

398
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,945
YOU ARE DRINKING
THIS CASTOR OIL

399
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,781
WHETHER YOU
LIKE IT OR NOT.

400
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:24,355
SO, UH, DO I HAVE
TO PAY EXTRA FOR THAT?

401
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,958
WHA--WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY?

402
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,893
I WILL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.

403
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,028
I JUST LEARNED
A DEEP, DARK SECRET

404
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:34,398
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S
SIDE OF THE FAMILY.

405
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:39,070
YOU'RE ALL ALLERGIC
TO CHOCOLATE.

406
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,039
Trixie: OH, YEAH!

407
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,275
OH, YEAH!
WAY TO GO, KID!

408
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,978
WELL DONE, YOUNG DRAGON.

409
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,213
NOW, ABOUT DISOBEYING ME.

410
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,817
I'M SORRY, GRAMPS.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

411
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,419
I WAS JUST SO OBSESSED
WITH FINDING ROSE.

412
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,054
DO NOT WORRY.

413
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,456
WHAT MATTERS IS...

414
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,959
IN THE END, YOU DIDN'T
DO WHAT YOU WANTED.

415
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,128
YOU DID WHAT WAS RIGHT.

416
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,132
COME ON, Y'ALL.
LET'S SCRAM.

417
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,203
DESTINED
FOR GREAT THINGS.

418
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,305
INDEED.

419
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,843
WHEW. CRAZY DAY, HUH?

420
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,344
I'M JUST GLAD EVERYBODY
SEEMED TO BUY

421
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,947
THE WHOLE "YOU'VE JUST
BEEN PRANKED" STORY WE FED THEM.

422
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,082
KID, YOU REALLY
IMPRESSED ME BACK THERE.

423
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,286
YOU COULD'VE CHUCKED
EVERYTHING TO BE WITH HER,
BUT YOU DIDN'T.

424
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,122
I'VE BEEN OBSESSING
OVER ROSE FOR TOO LONG NOW.

425
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,925
IT'S JUST...IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO LET HER GO.

426
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,261
IS THAT WHAT
YOUR GUT TELLS YOU?

427
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,063
NO. NOT REALLY.

428
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,165
THEN KEEP
LOOKING FOR HER.

429
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,101
JUST DON'T LET IT
TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE.

430
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,336
THANKS, FU.

431
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,855
FOR THE POTION.
FOR EVERYTHING.

432
00:21:47,856 --> 00:21:50,373
YEAH, WELL, I'M A DOG.
LOYALTY KIND OF COMES
WITH THE TERRITORY.

433
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,244
SO YOU THINK SHE FEELS
THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU?

434
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:54,979
I KNOW SHE DOES...

435
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:58,983
WHEREVER SHE IS.

436
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,294
MAN, I GUESS I REALLY
MESSED UP TODAY, HUH?

437
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,813
DON'T EVEN SWEAT IT.

438
00:22:11,814 --> 00:22:13,331
IF YOU THINK YOUR KRYLOCK
CUPCAKES WERE A TRAIN WRECK,

439
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,100
CHECK OUT THESE LESS THAN
SAVORY MAGICAL RECIPES.

440
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:19,437
YOU IN THE MOOD
FOR A LITTLE
UNICORN ON THE COB?

441
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,872
HOW ABOUT A SLICE
OF BLUE FAIRY PIE?

442
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,274
OR IF YOU'RE
CRAVING BREAKFAST,

443
00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,409
THERE'S ALWAYS
EGGS OGRE EASY.

444
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,311
DID ANY OF THOSE RECIPES

445
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:31,048
CAUSE ANYBODY TO TURN INTO
HALF-EVIL SCORPION MUTANTS?

446
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,583
AH, NOT SO MUCH.

447
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,117
COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU
REALLY DID MESS UP TODAY.

448
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,854
THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK, FU.
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.