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(BELL RINGS)
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Ha ha! Done! Time.
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You did it, boy.
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Rowlett's class
to the front steps in 17 seconds flat.
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That's right, baby.
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Who got the mad skizzills?
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That's right. Uh-huh!
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It's Jake! Say what!
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Whoa! Watch it, doof!
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Can't you see the Bradster's
smooth talkin' the hottie squad over here?
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What's this?
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"Dear Jake, nobody loves you
more than your p-pa... Par..."
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-Parents.
-Parents.
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"Parents. Love, Mom and Dad."
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Aw! Isn't that sweet?
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Doofus' mommy and daddy
wroted him a wuv note
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and lefted it
on his skateboard.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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JAKE: Man, my parents
are seriously buggin'.
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Check out these notes, yo.
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"Jake, after meals sweet and saucy,
don't forget to dental flossy."
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Ooh, wow. This one's written
in some ancient Aztec language.
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Oh. Yeah.
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"Here's a tip
for our precious sweetie.
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"Look both ways when crossing
the streetie." Ha ha.
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They hid these things
all over the place.
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In my locker. In my book bag.
In my drawers. And you wanna know why?
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I got the idea
from Megamom Monthly,
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along with some great
cardio-sculpting tips.
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We stuck them
all over the place.
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You'll be discovering
the little suckers for days.
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Don't sweat it, dude.
They're just looking out for you.
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Yeah. Nobody loves you
more than your parents.
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It's all love and gravy
with your P's, baby.
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Looking out for me?
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More like looking
to embarrass me.
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Yeah, yeah. We coming.
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Uh, Jake?
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I... I think it's for you.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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♪ He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun ♪
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♪ He's young and fast
He's the chosen one ♪
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♪ People, we're not braggin' ♪
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♪ He's the American Dragon ♪
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♪ He's gonna stop his enemies
with his dragon power ♪
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♪ Dragon teeth, dragon tail,
burnin' dragon fire ♪
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♪ A real live wire ♪
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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JAKE: Dragon up!
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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Oh, oh, oh. Whoa!
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♪ He's the American Dragon ♪
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Break it down with the dragon
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♪ His skills are gettin' faster ♪
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♪ With Grandpa, the master ♪
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♪ His destiny, what's up, G? ♪
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♪ It's showtime, baby, for the legacy ♪
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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♪ From the "J" to the "A"
to the "K" to the "E" ♪
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♪ I'm the Mack Daddy dragon of the NYC ♪
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Ya heard?
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GRANDPA: Jake! Get back to work!
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Aw, man.
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(GONG)
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MAN: thank you all for coming
to our mountain village.
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We giants aren't
used to outsiders.
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So, tell us. Why have you sought
the help of the American Dragon?
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It's our baby boy Hobie.
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Ohh! (GRUNTS)
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Aah!
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Well, I guess he isn't
really a baby anymore.
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He's 8 years old and he's
just gone and run off.
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Uh, yo, Jakie,
your shirt tag's sticking out. Oh!
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"Start your day with eggs and waffles,
'cause missing breakfast is really awfuls.
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"Love, Mom and Dad."
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So, your kid ran away, huh?
Yeah, I used to try that all the time.
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I'd get as far as the end of my leash
before... Argh!
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-GRANDPA: Fu Dog!
-Yeah. I'm sorry.
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We have no idea where Hobie
might have run off to.
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SPUD: Kewl!
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What's so cool
about a bunch of posters?
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No, not cool. KEWL.
The King Extreme Wrestling League.
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I've been following it
since I was but a wee little tot.
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Hobie was always very interested
in this strange human activity.
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He practiced those wrestling
moves all the time.
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Ma and I didn't
understand it.
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Despite our size,
we giants are peaceful creatures.
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So, you think Hobes left home
to become a professional wrestler?
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That is what we must find out.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for the main event.
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Okay. That's King Hammer.
He owns the whole league.
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Too bad he don't
own a fashion consultant.
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In this corner,
your KEWL Champion,
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the Slamma from Montana,
a savage beast who won't be tamed,
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Kodiak Mac,
the human grizzly!
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And in this corner, the new sensation
that is sweeping the nation,
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the king of pin,
the biggest kid on the block,
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Hobie the Giant!
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What? That's Ma and Pa Giant's baby boy?
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Man, I'd hate to be the one
changing that diaper.
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-Ring the bell.
-(BELL DINGS)
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Okay. Now, watch close.
It's like an intricate...
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(THUD)
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(BELL DINGS)
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We have a new champion.
I give you Hobie the Giant.
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Hooray!
That baby boy is about his business.
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MAN: Over here. Over here.
Hey, Hobie. Over here. Can I get a shot?
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JAKE: Nice match, champ.
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Too bad your ma and pa
couldn't be here to watch.
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How'd you get... Wait.
You know my ma and pa?
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-I know they want you back home.
-I'm not going back.
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I want to wrestle
and be the champion and...
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This jerk bugging you, Hobie?
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-Whoa!
-(CAT YOWLS)
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HAMMER: Let me explain
something to you, kid.
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Hobie does what I want,
says what I want. I own Hobie.
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You can't own someone.
This is a free country, yo!
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The country might be free, yo,
but my wrestling league ain't.
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As long as he's champion,
Hobie is property of KEWL
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and he ain't goin' nowhere!
Now, beat it.
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"For days when things get really scary,
wear 2 pairs of underweary.
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"Love, Mom and Dad"?
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Aw, ain't that sweet.
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Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
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Aw, man!
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Hmm. If King Hammer
never lets a champ go,
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we must ensure that Hobie
does not remain champion.
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And there's only one way
to do that.
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Someone's gonna have
to step into that ring and take him down.
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Any volunteers?
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Me? Forget it, guys. You see this body?
It looks good in 3D.
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I'd like to keep it that way.
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Ah! But you will not be
wrestling as Jake Long.
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In the ring, you will be
known as Dragon Fire.
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See, while you're
in dragon costume,
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You'll take down Hobie, Hammer will
release him from his contract,
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Then ba da bing! We take him home
to Ma and Pa Giant. Hello!
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Yo! I'm all over it.
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Dragon Fire is in the hizzouse!
Hyah!
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Okay. All right.
The dragon gimmick could work.
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But you're still gonna need an outfit
or something flashy. Something like...
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What you need
is some fashion bling.
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So, step back and watch
Miss Trixie do her thing.
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♪ I'm so hot ♪
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♪ Oh, so hot ♪
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♪ I'm on fire ♪
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♪ Look at me ♪
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♪ I'm so hot ♪
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♪ Yes! I'm on fire ♪
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ALL: Perfect!
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All right. Now you're not just a wrestler,
you're a wrestler with mad style.
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Pop your collar, baby.
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JAKE: Yo, Hammer!
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What are you supposed to be?
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You can call me Dragonfire,
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or you can just save the time
and call me champ.
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What's with
the entourage?
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I'm Dragonfire's manager,
Al... Uh, Bondegas.
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And this is, uh, his stylist, the...
The Countess Diva Donna Prima.
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-Ooh! I like that!
-Thought you might, girl.
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A dragon gimmick, huh?
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Costume's pretty fake,
but let's see if you can fight.
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Boys, see what he's got.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Okay, you got my attention.
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Before my client signs,
we have but one condition.
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If my chap beats that chump
you call champ, you cut him loose.
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He's out of the league. Cool?
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Sure, but I wouldn't
worry about that.
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Hobie flattens
guys your size like a steamroller.
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Sign here.
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Hold fast, dude!
We got one more condition.
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I want a piece
of Dragonfire's merchandising rights,
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payable in cold, hard cash.
Hmm. Diva's got to eat, too.
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Deal.
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JAKE: So, when's my first match?
HAMMER: Right now.
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Everybody starts
in the minor leagues, kid. Have fun.
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Wh... Wh... What?
Yo, hands off!
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Whoa! Hey! Put me down! Doh!
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Get up and take
your beatin', boy.
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Aw, man!
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Stay back, old man.
I don't want to hurt you.
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Well, I may be old,
but...Yah!
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Oh! Oof!
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Yo, who's the geezer?
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That's the Flying Walrus.
He used to be the greatest ever.
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That was like 30 years ago.
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Dang! Looks like
homeboy's still got it.
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Yah! Unh!
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Who's the Walrus?
I am the Walrus!
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(GROANS)
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Aw...
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(SLURP)
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(GASPS) Walrus dude's
gonna take a nasty bite
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out of Jake's backside!
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The denture clencher!
Wow!
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No worries, Trix.
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I have this subtle Eastern motivational
technique I've been practicing.
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Do better!
Much, much better!
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Huh?
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Whoa!
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What in thunder? Unh!
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(MUMBLING)
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CROWD: 1, 2, 3!
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That's right! Aw, yeah!
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Official Dragonfire
merchandise right here!
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All Countess Diva Donna Prima originals.
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(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
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(COUGHING) Listen, Hobie,
you mind if we talk?
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-Go ahead.
-I'm gonna be straight with you.
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I'm not really a wrestler.
I'm the American Dragon.
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(SCOFFS) No duh.
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And you're trying
to get me to go home.
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Look, we can do this the easy way,
or we can do this the hard way.
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When I fight you in the championship,
just go down. Take a dive.
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Then I bring you home to your mom and pa,
and everyone's happy.
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(GRUNTS) Yeah, well, I won't be happy.
I want to wrestle.
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Ma and Pa,
they just don't get it.
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(SIGHS)
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Guess it's gonna be
the hard way.
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ANNOUNCER: Dragonfire
vs. Baron von Fishslap!
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(DINGING)
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ANNOUNCER: Dragonfire vs. Monstrocon!
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(WOLF WHISTLE)
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ANNOUNCER: Dragonfire vs. The Undead Head!
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(SCREAMS)
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ANNOUNCER: Dragonfire vs. Goorilla!
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Uh, Jake, you have something
caught in your sleeve.
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"When a bear's nearby, don't act silly.
To escape him, simply run downhilly"?
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"Love, Mom and Dad"?
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Yo, that's it!
I've had it for real this time!
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Do you guys have any idea how totally
whack and useless these notes are?
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Well, it's true,
you know.
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Bears have stubby legs,
so they'll trip and fall
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if you get them running downhill.
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Know what? Never mind.
Y'all just don't get it.
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Tween angst.
What are you gonna do?
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A'ight, this is it, Spud.
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I put every cent I made
back into the new fashion line.
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Jake wins the championship tonight,
and mama Trixie's gonna be
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blowing her nose with $100 bills.
243
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,117
But why would you want
to get boogers on your...
244
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:25,954
Yo, it's a figure of speech.
Work with me, Spudinski.
245
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:31,668
I'm not going home, even if you win,
which you totally won't.
246
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:35,005
That's big talk
for a big... Uh...
247
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,175
Man, I really gotta
start thinking through my comebacks.
248
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,552
I love my ma and pa,
but I don't need 'em.
249
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,846
Got Mr. Hammer
taking care of me.
250
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,139
Wake up, Hobie!
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00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,725
Hammer's just using you
'cause you're a real giant.
252
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:47,976
If you'd just go
back to your village
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and talk to your parents,
you could...
254
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:50,354
(DOOR OPENS)
255
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,983
Uh, see you in the ring.
256
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,363
A real giant?
What did he mean by that?
257
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,324
Uh, well, you know,
before I came to wrestle for you,
258
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,243
I used to live
in a village of giants.
259
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,704
And there's a whole village of giants
just as big as you?
260
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,249
Oh, no.
They're a lot bigger.
261
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:13,877
Hmm... And where was
this village exactly?
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00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:18,382
TRIXIE: Official Dragonfire world
championship merchandise over here!
263
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Dress like the champ.
264
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,093
MAN: He ain't the champ yet!
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00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:25,472
Man, Dragonfire owns that belt!
Y'all just ain't hip to the truth yet.
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00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,934
(CROWD CHEERING)
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00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:34,147
HAMMER: Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to get KEWL!
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In the red and yellow
trunks, tonight's challenger...
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The squire of fire,
The tall ball of brawl,
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the lizard for shizzard... Dragonfire!
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(CHEERING)
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00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:58,130
And in the brown trunks,
your KEWL Champion...
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The sultan of slam, the super absorbent,
2-ply wrestling guy...
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Hobie the Giant!
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00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,233
Don't play nice.
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00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:24,823
(BELL DINGS)
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00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,827
Can you see me now?
Can you see me now?
278
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,829
How you gonna pin
something you can't touch?
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00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,080
Whoa!
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00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,792
Whoa!
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00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,669
-Ooh!
-All right!
282
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,589
Come on! You get up!
283
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,800
It's only 400 pounds,
you crybaby!
284
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,220
Get up!
285
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,888
1, 2...
286
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,807
(SNIFFING) Can you smell barbecue?
287
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,809
Yeow!
288
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,271
Now, that's what I call
a hot move.
289
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,273
Can I get a holla?
290
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,234
(CROWD CHEERING)
291
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,002
Hee! Stop!
292
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,879
(GAGGING)
293
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,883
Okay, dude, I got an idea.
294
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:28,345
I call it the 4-post,
rodeo whangity-bangity shim sham.
295
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,682
Uh, you sure about this, Spud?
296
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,486
(CROWD CHEERING)
297
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,286
Huh?
298
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,876
1, 2, 3!
299
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,335
(CHEERING)
300
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,462
Do you believe in miracles?
301
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,383
Dragonfire, what?
I said Dragonfire, what, y'all?
302
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,509
What did I say?
303
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:11,805
As soon as Hammer gives him the belt,
these shirts are gonna sell like...
304
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,265
Wait a minute. Where Hammer at?
305
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,601
CROWD: What's going on?
What? What?
306
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,352
Yo, where'd that punk go?
307
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,275
(BOTH SNORING)
308
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,359
Wh... Wha?
309
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,612
(GRUNTING)
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00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:30,324
HAMMER: Come on, get
these giants loaded up.
311
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,533
What is this?
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00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,035
HAMMER: Just get in the truck.
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00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,622
Congratulations, giants.
314
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,917
Thanks to Hobie, you are all
going to be wrestlers.
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00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,627
My wrestlers!
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00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,296
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,008
JAKE: Hyah!
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00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,385
I don't get it.
Where'd Hammer go?
319
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:51,887
Maybe he went to the village.
320
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,223
Village? What are
you talking about?
321
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:58,519
Uh, Mr. Hammer was asking questions
about where I come from, so I told him.
322
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,396
He even said
he wanted to meet the rest of the giants.
323
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,982
Aw, man! Don't you get it?
324
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,150
What?
What does he want?
325
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:08,570
An all-giant wrestling league.
Think of all the money he could make.
326
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:11,281
But giants are peaceful.
Ma and Pa wouldn't want to wrestle.
327
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,659
Uh, kid, I don't think
Hammer's planning to give them
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00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,911
much of a choice,
if you know what I mean.
329
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,996
He's gonna make them
do it, Hobie.
330
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,082
Oh, no, he's not!
331
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,504
HAMMER: Let's move out!
332
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,297
(HORN HONKS)
333
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,007
Go check it out.
334
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,135
Huh?
335
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,639
Aah!
336
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,934
Why you gotta make me
beat you outside the ring, too?
337
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,395
Don't you know
that's just embarrassing?
338
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,528
What up, Mac?
339
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,280
(ROARS)
340
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,617
Dang, yo!
How does such a big, grizzly dude
341
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,412
run so dang fast on stubby legs?
342
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,372
Wait, stubby legs...
343
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,916
When a bear's nearby,
don't act silly.
344
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,711
To escape him,
simply run downhilly.
345
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,007
(GROWLING)
346
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,133
Raa! Whaa!
347
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,510
Ha! Have a nice trip!
348
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,183
Come on, Fu, you can do it.
Everybody's counting on you.
349
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,147
-(GROWLING)
-Yaa!
350
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,231
Get him!
351
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,566
Oh, boy. Back off!
352
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,652
Don't make me
do something I don't want to do.
353
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,946
Ah, we are real scared.
354
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,574
What's the little doggie
gonna do?
355
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,868
All right,
you asked for it.
356
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,207
(COUGHING AND GAGGING)
357
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,418
Don't say I didn't warn you.
358
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,086
Hello, poochie.
359
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:52,508
All right, I was hoping
we wouldn't have to do it this way.
360
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,593
I'm thinking of a number
from one to 10.
361
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:58,347
The closest one gets to take me on first,
and then we keep going on like that,
362
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,765
one at a time, until...
363
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,933
Oh! Unh!
364
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,935
(TRUCK BEEPING)
365
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,520
Open the door!
366
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,400
Ma? Pa?
367
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:17,115
Hobie, my man!
This, uh... This, uh...
368
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,325
It isn't what it looks like.
369
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,994
You chained up my ma and pa!
370
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,455
Yo, Hobes, want to tag in?
371
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:26,708
Pile on the dragon
and the giant!
372
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,433
(GROANING)
373
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,398
Aah!
374
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:11,378
Easy now. After all I've done for you,
this is how you repay me?
375
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,964
Hey, I'm not the one
looking for payback.
376
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,970
Aah!
377
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,561
Ma, Pa, I'm... I'm sorry!
I never should've run off like I did.
378
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,063
It's okay, baby.
It's okay.
379
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,400
You have made a family
very happy, young dragon.
380
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,072
Sometimes they do
some majorly whack things,
381
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:43,327
but, deep down, every kid knows
nobody loves you like your parents.
382
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,078
Very wise.
383
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,956
TRIXIE: So, now that KEWL's over,
384
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,917
how am I supposed to
unload all this stuff?
385
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,504
Excuse me.
Grinter Axgrind, Giantastic Toys.
386
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,839
-Thanks for the rescue, by the way.
-Yo, it's cool.
387
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:59,259
I think your clothes would look great
on our Little Petunia doll line.
388
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:02,012
I'll buy the whole bunch
at, say, 100 per?
389
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,096
(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
390
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:07,267
Well, heck yeah, homey!
Let's see that money, baby.
391
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:11,188
Great. I've got all the fish
right in my cave. Be right back.
392
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,525
Uh, did he just say fish?
393
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,947
Oh, yeah. Giants use fish
instead of money.
394
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,406
Did I forget to mention that?
395
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:26,662
Blech! Yuck! Ew, fish?
That is so nasty!
396
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,126
(SNIFFING) Do you smell something?
397
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,670
(YAWNS)
398
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,006
S'up, guys?
399
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,342
Thought you might like
some eggs and waffles.
400
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:44,388
I can't have y'all
missing breakfast, now, can I?
401
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,225
Huh, there's something
on your back.
402
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,310
Oh, yours, too.
403
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:54,189
"You Dad Jake."
Hmm, that's odd. What does yours say?
404
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,692
"Thank Mom and love."