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H-A-L-E-Y L-O-N-G.
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"You will succeed
at what you set out to accomplish today."
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We're all aware of that, paper thingy.
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-Let's do Jake.
-No, let's...
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J-A-K-E L-O-N-G.
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"Today is love's new dawn."
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Good thing
you used extra hair gel this morning.
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Maybe if you had butter
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she'll stick to you
long enough to see past the obvious flaws.
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Okay. You can put your stupid
fortune teller thing away now.
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-Time to roll.
-It's not stupid, it's science.
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Paper plus ink plus girls' intuition
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equals mystic truth.
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See? Love is in the air.
It's a sign.
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It's a coincidence.
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MAN: Hey. My kids love balloons.
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Okay. Two coincidences.
Now, come on.
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See ya, Hales.
Try not to be such a smart... Whoa!
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-(CRASHES)
-Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
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I didn't see... Whoa!
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No prob, dude. Care for a sample
of Colonel Cupid's Cosmic Caramel Corn?
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You'll fall in love with the flavor.
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Is there really something
to this girls' intuition stuff? Huh?
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Okay. I'll call that a yes.
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It's not like Rose is coming back
anytime soon.
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And even if she did, she's got no memory
of what we used to have together.
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Maybe fate's telling me to move on,
find someone new.
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I don't know about fate, Jakey,
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but I do know
your timing is all biscuits and gravy.
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You could be the first to sign up
for what
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my co-president Spud and I
are putting together.
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Ta-da!
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JAKE: "The first annual Fillmore
Charity Bachelor Auction
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"to Support Hungry Puppies
and People Who Get Sick
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"When They Play Video Games
in a Moving Car"?
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We couldn't agree which cause
was more worthy of support.
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It's a bachelor auction, Jakey.
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You just sign up
and the ladies will line up.
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Hmm.
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I guess maybe there's no fighting it.
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Hook me up with a pen, Spud.
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Looks like fate says
it's a good day for love.
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
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♪ He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun ♪
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♪ He's young and fast
He's the chosen one ♪
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♪ People, we're not bragging ♪
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♪ He's the American Dragon ♪
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♪ He's gonna stop his enemies
with his dragon power ♪
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♪ Dragon teeth, dragon tail
burning dragon fire ♪
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♪ A real live wire ♪
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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♪ He's the American Dragon ♪
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♪ His skills are getting faster
with Grandpa the master ♪
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♪ His destiny, what's up, G?
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♪ It's showtime, baby, for the legacy ♪
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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♪ I'm a dragon, I'm not braggin'
It's my destiny ♪
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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♪ I'm the magical protector of the NYC ♪
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Ya heard?
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♪ American Dragon ♪
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Yeow!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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It's the
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First Annual Fillmore
Charity Bachelor Auction
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to Support Puppies
and sick people
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When They Play Video Games
in a Moving Car.
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Yeah, yeah. Real catchy.
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Bring on the mens.
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(WHOOPING)
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Y'all know the rules.
Bid high, baby.
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Because you'll get your guy
for one romantic week.
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He'll carry your books to class,
cook you a candlelight dinner...
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Save you from the jealous clutches
of the secretly evil eye-patched twin,
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who faked his own death,
to steal you away during Carnival season.
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(COUGHS)
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Yeah. All my romantic research
comes from Brazilian soap operas.
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And at the end of the week,
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every couple gets
a special invitation
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to our black tie gala
at the Manhattan Medieval Museum.
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Or as I call it, the MMM.
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Come on. Let me hear
that bling jingle jangle, ladies.
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It's time to get your bids on.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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$19? That's all the love you got
for Mr. Nigel Thrall of the UK?
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Speak me some British, boyfriend.
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I... umm... Parliament.
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-(SOFTLY EXCLAIMING)
-$19!
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-$20.
-$21!
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I got Frederick for four bucks.
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Going once, going twice...
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-Sold.
-Yes.
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See, Mom.
I told you someone would want me.
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Ahem. Bro, that was your mom.
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Will you take a credit card?
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I didn't think he'd go for that much.
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Another round for Frederick's mom.
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-$13.50.
-$7.75.
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$17.25 over there.
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Sold for a combined $52
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to the entire varsity cheer squad.
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ALL: Yay, Brad!
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ALL: Yeah.
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Okay. You ready, Jakey?
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I don't know.
That was the whole cheer squad in one bid.
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There's still some cute ones left, right?
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Excuse me. I thought
you were letting fate pick your new boo.
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-Yeah. So?
-So, what if that goes for a girl
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with more heart than hotness?
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(SCOFFS)
I think fate knows what I like.
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Well, come on in, playa man.
Let's...
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Okay. I wasn't planning on doing this,
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but I can't deny you ladies
my Spudnificence one moment longer.
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Oh. Somebody call the cowboy,
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because there is about to be
an exit door stampede.
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Shall we start the bidding at, say,
50 big ones?
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(PERSON COUGHING SOFTLY)
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Fifty dollarinos. Going once,
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going twice...
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Okay.
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How about 50 dime-arinos?
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Fifty nickel-idoos?
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Did I mention we accept
Canadian money?
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(STUTTERS) Why are you all
looking at me, eh?
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-Uh, Spud.
-That's a bid. She bid. Sold.
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-Yeah.
-That was totally a bid. Sold.
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You are going to most definitely pay
for this one, Spudinski.
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Actually, you're the one that has to...
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Moving on. Jake Long, everybody!
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-What's up, ladies?
-(LADIES CHEERING)
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Bidding starts at $5.00.
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-Five dollars.
-Six.
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Seven!
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Twenty-two dollars!
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SPUD: And we're down
to two bidders, folks.
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I've got $22 from swim team captain
Danika Honeycut.
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-Going once...
-Commander,
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I pledge 23 credits
for the Jake head humanoid.
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And hanging right in there
is the captain of the Sci-Fi trivia match,
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Vickie Fickling.
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-Twenty-four.
-Twenty-five
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-Twenty-six
-GIRL 1: 27.
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GIRL 2: Twenty-eight.
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VICKIE: Ruckus spleneen.
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It's Delorvean for 29.
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I...I've only got 28.
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Looks like fate
knows a little more than you do, ha?
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Twenty-nine dollars. Going once,
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-going twice.
-That's right, Your Honor.
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The real criminal
is principal Hans Rockwood!
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-(ALL GASP)
-(SPEAKS GERMAN)
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Please make this.
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Ow!
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-I don't know what he's...
-Yeah, people.
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If it's a crime to boogie,
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then that man
is public enemy number fun.
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(CHATTERING IN CONFUSION)
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Well, I do throw down
a mean Schuhplattler.
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(HUMMING TUNE)
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SPUD: Anyway, $29, going twice...
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Thirty-three dollars.
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GIRL: He's not that cute.
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Will you accept a sortrum orp?
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Thirty-three going once,
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going twice,
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sold to the lovely Danika Honeycut.
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(SIGHS)
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(GROANS)
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Oh, yeah.
The Bradster's worth every penny.
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So, uh, you and me, huh?
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Now, how exactly is this
supposed to... Whoa!
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Excuse us a second, Miss Backstroke.
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I saw what you did.
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You owe Vickie Fickling a romantic week,
you cheap, shallow, lowdown... Ooh!
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What? Fate's trying to hook me
up with a new boo.
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That's obviously Danika Honeycut.
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Oh, really? Well, it looked to me
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like fate was sweet on Vickie Fickling
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till somebody threw an origami
Abe Lincoln up in its grill.
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Do you know how broken hearted
that girl must be?
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Salutations, celestial life forms.
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-Uh, Vickie.
-I just wanted to give my blessings
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to the happy couple. Mazel tov.
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
And all that.
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Uh, thanks Vickie.
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Ear drainage.
I get otitis externum real bad.
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Oh, time for a eary lifto.
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Anywho.
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Let me talk to that lovely lady.
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-She seems fine to me.
-Oh, Jakey,
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you know nothing about women.
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She's obviously covering the pain
in a mask of smiles and alien mumbo jumbo.
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What is it with you boys
never looking past surface appearances?
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Yeah. I got to spend
a week with Trixie.
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You don't hear me complaining.
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That's right.
I got your back, girlfriend.
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Actually, Spudinski. I'm looking forward
to our week together.
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And you best believe I'm going to get
my 50 nickels' worth out of you.
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I'm only supposed
to do romantic requests.
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So put some booty shake in it, Romeo.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Trix, why are you chuckling evilly?
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-So, tomorrow morning?
-Sounds great.
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So pretty pretty.
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So... Yahoo!
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Yeah-ha!
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I'm in love! I'm in love,
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I'm in love, I'm in love!
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-(VEHICLE HONKS)
-(SHRIEKS)
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Jake!
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What the heck just happened?
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I... I don't know.
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For serious, now,
you're way overreacting here.
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Quiet! Put this under tongue.
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(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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So you heard some singing and then
suddenly you're playing dodge bus?
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I told you,
I just got excited.
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Didn't see where I was going.
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It appears you may be having
siren trouble, young dragon.
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-Siren?
-Mind-meltingly beautifious babes
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from the sea.
Oh, they'll promise you romance,
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then they'll start using
hypnotic mind powers,
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making you throw yourself
into more and more dangerous situations,
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till kaputso.
Oh, that's the end of you!
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Time to move on to her new man.
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(SOBS)
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No, I wish I didn't
love them so much.
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Well, I haven't met any girls
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from the sea lately, so I think
your magical diagnosis is a little...
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Swim team captain, Jakey?
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You don't think it's all making Danika
look just a teeny bit suspicious?
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Look, I heard music
and started acting a fool.
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Isn't that what it's supposed to be like
when a guy meets a cute girl?
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Don't you people believe
in love at first sight?
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At least six times a day. Ooh!
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Then could you just trust me?
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I've got a good feeling
about this one.
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So do we trust the kid or what?
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Not as long as he's doing all his thinking
with his kissy face.
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Heard that.
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Maybe the kid's right.
Maybe he's just in love.
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But I'll see what I can find
on siren detection.
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You and Spud will keep
an eye on him then?
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Actually, Spud's kind of busy right now.
246
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:15,551
Trixie! I think
there's a family of raccoons in here!
247
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,803
I'm going to name
the daddy Bubbly Mouth
248
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,388
'cause he... (SHRIEKS)
249
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:22,558
But I think I know somebody else
who might want to help me out.
250
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,312
So, what's the big surprise?
251
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,815
Just something
I like to call throwback skating.
252
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,150
Romantic, athletic, and funky.
253
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,152
You know me so well already.
254
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,113
Must have been fate, huh? Whoa!
255
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,824
Clear out for the roller derby practice.
256
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,577
This week, we lost
to the Seventh Avenue Valkyrie.
257
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,328
Dang. You want to go
get some ice cream
258
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,913
and come back later?
259
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:49,126
Gee, Jake, you always seem like the kind
of bad boy who liked trouble.
260
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,920
Yeah. I like trouble.
261
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,089
(SOFTLY) Pretty, pretty trouble.
262
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,049
-(GROANS)
-Oh.
263
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,051
Hey, ladies. Let's roll.
264
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,809
(GRUNTS)
265
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,188
(GRUNTS)
266
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,109
Wow. Are you okay?
267
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,569
I don't know what happened to me.
268
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,779
I can't keep from showing off sometimes,
I guess.
269
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:18,989
Must be a guy thing, huh?
270
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,824
TRIXIE: Well, my goodness.
271
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,659
(SLURPS)
272
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,870
Look who else
is at our favorite skating rink,
273
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,872
friend Vickie and serving boy Spud.
274
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,958
Would it help if I apologized
275
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,377
for implying you're not attractive?
276
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,129
Not really.
277
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,506
Grape.
278
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:39,843
(MOANS)
279
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,346
What are you guys doing here?
280
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,806
Fanning the flames of fate, my friend.
281
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,974
Fanning flames.
282
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,477
Vickie, why don't you show us your stuff
while Spud runs laps
283
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:51,063
-and does my algebra homework?
-Aye-aye, sir.
284
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,774
(SIGHS)
285
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,737
I'll go look for a first aid station.
286
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,031
What is going on, Trixie?
287
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,116
I told you. You owe me,
288
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,453
and I'm going to make sure she gets
everything you tried to cheat her out of.
289
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,414
Dates, romance,
gala finale at the museum.
290
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,501
Who knows? Maybe she really is
the one fate picked out for you.
291
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,710
But I don't like Vickie.
292
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,421
That's just because
you're stuck on her outward appearance.
293
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,757
I know she's not
your standard princess doll,
294
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,843
but if you'll let me show off
295
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,345
-her inner beauty and talents...
-Ooba, ooba, ooba. Scree!
296
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,513
Al-la-la-la-la-la!
297
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,641
Uh. Trix?
Thanks for the show.
298
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,560
But I'm still going to pass.
299
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,894
Danika!
300
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,064
Yo, girl, I thought
you said you danced like an ice princess.
301
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,941
Sure. Of course.
302
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,610
That's exactly how Princess Kirana
of the ice planet
303
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,404
Jol Thorpe Prime would do it.
304
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,030
He doesn't like me, does he?
305
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,116
What? Girl, don't be...
306
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,327
It's okay. Most people don't.
307
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,121
You get used to it.
308
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,000
See you around school.
309
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,545
Not that you have to
if you don't want to.
310
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,173
You wave first so I'll know, okay?
311
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,551
FU: Voila.
Fresh from mega's bazaar.
312
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,344
One standard issue EFM recorder.
313
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,096
Enchanted frequency modulation.
314
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,931
Picks up all the magical wavelengths.
315
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,392
If there really is
siren singing going on,
316
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,727
it'll record the proof.
317
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,563
Of course to get a good signal
you're gonna have to be close to the girl.
318
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,106
I'll do it.
319
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,317
If that's okay with you,
beautiful goddess of...
320
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,236
Uh. Is talking going
to decheese my piggies?
321
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,613
No, ma'am.
322
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,414
(DINGS)
323
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,087
(ALL SCREAMING)
324
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,432
(EERIE SOUND RESONATES)
325
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,019
(GASPS)
326
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,399
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
327
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,985
Well, what do you think? Huh?
328
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,030
So pretty, pretty.
329
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,868
Is that proof enough for you,
Casa-no-brain?
330
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,454
Okay, that is definitely
some siren singing.
331
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,830
Well, thank you.
332
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,916
-It's about time...
-So, the question now is,
333
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,960
-who's trying to frame my new lady?
-What?
334
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,046
You guys don't know Danika
like I've gotten to know her this week.
335
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,799
She can't be a siren.
I'd know it if she was.
336
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,427
I am sorry, Jake,
but I cannot allow you to see this girl.
337
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,264
We will alert the dragon council
for a formal investigation.
338
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,559
You can't do that. It's the last night
of the bachelor auction week.
339
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,811
We're supposed to go
to the Medieval Museum.
340
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,021
Look, I don't mean
to put you out, Jakey
341
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,399
but maybe if you hadn't been so shallow,
you would be going.
342
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,402
What? With Vickie?
Is that what this is all about?
343
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,737
I like the pretty girl
better than a super freak?
344
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,447
So everybody's
got to come down on me?
345
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,782
Women are like sushi rolls, kid.
346
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,618
It's always the pretty looking ones
that'll set your guts on fire...
347
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,120
(STOMACH GROANS)
348
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,664
Excuse me.
It's the sashimi.
349
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,541
Okay. You're right...
All of you.
350
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,293
I've been selfish, shallow, and blind.
351
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,253
I'll call Danika and tell her it's off.
352
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,839
Trix, if you still got
extra tickets for tonight,
353
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,258
I'm willing to find out
if me and Vickie were meant to be.
354
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:12,514
Wow. I was not expecting that call
on the old communicator.
355
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:16,310
You're not under the control
of a Glorbian brainworm, are you?
356
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,769
(BOTH LAUGH)
357
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,479
Yeah. Well,
358
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,523
I wasn't really fair with you before,
359
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,317
and it's not just because
Danika's sick.
360
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,319
Yeah. Sorry to hear about that.
361
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,738
You want me to call her?
I could suggest some holistic...
362
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:31,325
No! I mean,
I should probably call her myself,
363
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,784
make sure she's okay.
364
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,203
Excuse me a minute.
365
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,833
-JAKE: Danika?
-I'm here, Jake.
366
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,171
Wow. You look amazing.
367
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,340
Sorry we have to keep it a secret
like this.
368
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,800
But there's no way
my grandpa would let me come if he knew.
369
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,719
-Are you mad at me?
-Are you kidding?
370
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,554
Forbidden love is so romantic.
371
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,932
I figure if I'm not willing
to take some risks,
372
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,141
you don't deserve love.
373
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977
Take... risks.
374
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:02,606
You just never know when it's going to be
the real thing. You know?
375
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,984
That forever,
take the plunge kind of real.
376
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,569
Take the plunge.
377
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,656
Must go over the edge.
378
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,579
-Pretty, pretty.
-Jakey!
379
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,208
What is going on here?
380
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,671
I think you know exactly what's going on
here, Sally siren song.
381
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,297
Hey, Spud, work that thing.
382
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,258
(MAGNETIC ALARM BEEPS)
383
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,427
Bingo! The necklace is red hot!
384
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,889
I... I trusted you.
385
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,266
What are you doing with this?
386
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:40,185
I didn't steal it. I swear.
387
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,564
Vickie gave it to me after the auction
to prove there were no hard feelings.
388
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,482
I knew your friends didn't like me,
389
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,276
but calling me a thief?
(WEEPS)
390
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,403
Without even asking me
my side of the story,
391
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:50,904
how could you?
392
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,322
(SOBS)
393
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,284
-Vickie?
-What?
394
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,621
Like a siren has to be some oompha
la la cutie mama or something?
395
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,082
We could've been great together, Jake.
396
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,085
Like the perfectly aligned
Hyrelian twin moons.
397
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,380
Yeesh. Good call picking the other one.
398
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,382
But if I couldn't have you,
399
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,635
there's no way
I'd let that little swim chickie take you.
400
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,347
Poor Danika.
I almost felt bad giving her the necklace.
401
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,975
It's just easier to use pretty girls.
402
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,269
People always assume they're evil anyway.
403
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,562
Mmm?
404
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:27,357
But it looks like
I'll have to finish this one myself.
405
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,735
I don't think so.
406
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:30,903
Dragon up.
407
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,030
Whoa. Dragon.
408
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,824
Do I know how to pick them or what?
409
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,452
Guess I should stop
holding back then, huh?
410
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,207
(GASPS)
411
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,336
-(ALARM BEEPS)
-Whoa!
412
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,588
That's some powerful... Eek!
413
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,799
-So pretty pretty.
-So pretty pretty.
414
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,385
Thank you.
Now destroy each other.
415
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,763
You think you're pretty
slick with the boys, sister?
416
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,182
But how you going to get
with the girl power?
417
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,851
(YELPS) She's hurting me.
418
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,607
Snizap. Excuse me.
419
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:09,858
Gotta bounce.
420
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,987
I got her! She's mine.
421
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,822
Boys are so predictable.
422
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,366
(LAUGHS)
423
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:25,666
(GRUNTS)
424
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,876
Come out, come out, Trixie.
425
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,753
It'll all be over soon,
426
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,464
then I can be with my Vickie forever.
427
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,925
Pretty, pretty Vickie.
428
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,262
I do not want to do this, Jakey.
429
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,638
Believe that, man.
430
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,598
But somebody's got to knock some sense
431
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,267
back into that scaly head of yours.
432
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,852
En garde, playa!
433
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,319
SPUD: Avast, me scurvy dragon.
434
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,947
That lass be
the black knight quarry.
435
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,577
Permission to bite him savagely,
my pretty pretty?
436
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,953
Hmm... Maybe later.
437
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,455
Charge, my stead! Yah!
438
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,925
Hey, black knight.
Your boot's unbuckled.
439
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,302
What? Which one?
440
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,012
Ahhh!
441
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,349
Mmm-mmm.
442
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,730
Wake up, yo!
443
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:33,233
What is wrong with you that you can't show
just a little bit of willpower?
444
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,110
Duh. They're boys.
445
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,695
Oh, right.
446
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,781
(YELLS)
447
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,075
Find her.
448
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:48,498
Is there anything more inconvenient
than being a siren with swimmer's ear?
449
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,085
Cool aerodynamics.
450
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,295
Nice formal wear.
451
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,505
A fire-eating dragon.
452
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:02,638
-There. Get her.
-Check out the suit Trixie gave me.
453
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,391
What? You think that lame dragon costume
is better than the Bradster's?
454
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:10,187
Trust me. When the ladies see
my whole knight in shining armor thing
455
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:13,190
I got going on,
they'll be hitting on me like crazy.
456
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,983
Speaking of taking a hit.
457
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,406
Thanks for the save, Trix.
458
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,575
It's cool.
I owed you one anyway...
459
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,327
After messing things up
for you and Danika.
460
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,287
(WEEPING)
461
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,167
I guess you really shouldn't
judge on appearance,
462
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,586
although you kind of did,
463
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,088
and you were kind of right.
464
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,382
Wait. I'm confused.
What's the lesson here?
465
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:41,051
I don't know.
Maybe if I hadn't been so shallow,
466
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,886
Vickie would've won the auction
fair and square
467
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:45,347
then she wouldn't
have had a reason to go all jealous on me,
468
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:48,642
although then
I'd be going out with a deadly siren.
469
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,727
Hold up.
That doesn't sound right either.
470
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,271
What is the lesson here?
471
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:55,190
Never swim right after a meal?
That's always a good one.
472
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,110
Me? I'd have to go with
never take romantic advice
473
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,153
from a little girl's
folded paper toy.
474
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,655
-I guess so.
-Sounds good.
475
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:02,823
SPUD: That's so true.
476
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,661
Hey, kids, you've already heard
what a siren's song sounds like.
477
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,872
Now, the dragon's awkward flame-out.
478
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,041
DANIKA: Jake, I don't want to talk to you.
479
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,670
No, no, listen.
Danika, I wrote you a song to apologize.
480
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,173
♪ Sorry, it's what I am ♪
481
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,050
♪ And what I am is a bad man ♪
482
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,594
♪ I hurt you bad ♪
483
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,305
Hey, fool,
what's going...yo! Where did you get that?
484
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,849
FU: It's in the interest
of public science!
485
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,310
(BOTH GRUNTING)
486
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,105
FU: Yeesh.
Good call picking the other one.