1 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,333 # Oh, oh, oh # 2 00:01:33,399 --> 00:01:35,025 # Woke up today # 3 00:01:35,063 --> 00:01:36,438 # Feeling the way # 4 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,544 # I always do # 5 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:40,209 # Oh, oh, oh # 6 00:01:40,247 --> 00:01:43,411 # Hungry for something that I can't eat # 7 00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:45,138 # Then I hear that beat # 8 00:01:45,175 --> 00:01:48,753 # That rhythm of town starts calling me down # 9 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:52,621 # It's like a message from high above # 10 00:01:52,663 --> 00:01:54,037 # Oh, oh, oh # 11 00:01:54,071 --> 00:01:58,227 # Pulling me out to the smiles and the streets that I love # 12 00:01:58,263 --> 00:02:01,263 - Good morning, Baltimore! - # Good morning, Baltimore # 13 00:02:01,303 --> 00:02:04,434 # Every day's like an open door # 14 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:07,985 # Every night is a fantasy # 15 00:02:08,023 --> 00:02:11,798 # Every sound's like a symphony # 16 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:15,345 # Good morning, Baltimore # 17 00:02:15,384 --> 00:02:18,417 # And someday when I take to the floor # 18 00:02:18,456 --> 00:02:21,936 # The world's gonna wake up and see # 19 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:25,271 # Baltimore and me # 20 00:02:34,264 --> 00:02:35,540 # Oh, oh, oh # 21 00:02:35,576 --> 00:02:37,136 # Look at my hair # 22 00:02:37,176 --> 00:02:41,070 # What 'do can compare with mine today? # 23 00:02:41,112 --> 00:02:42,453 # Oh, oh, oh # 24 00:02:42,488 --> 00:02:45,749 # I've got my hairspray and radio # 25 00:02:45,784 --> 00:02:47,475 # I'm ready to go # 26 00:02:47,512 --> 00:02:49,367 # The rats on the street # 27 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,960 # All dance around my feet # 28 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,961 # They seem to say: "Tracy, it's up to you" # 29 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:57,554 # So oh, oh, don't hold me back # 30 00:02:57,592 --> 00:03:00,374 # 'Cause today all my dreams will come true # 31 00:03:00,408 --> 00:03:03,637 # Good morning, Baltimore # 32 00:03:03,672 --> 00:03:07,055 # There's the flasher who lives next door # 33 00:03:07,096 --> 00:03:10,325 # There's the bum on his barroom stool # 34 00:03:10,361 --> 00:03:14,354 # They wish me luck on my way to school # 35 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:17,240 # Good morning, Baltimore # 36 00:03:17,273 --> 00:03:20,273 # And someday when I take to the floor # 37 00:03:20,313 --> 00:03:24,274 # The world's gonna wake up and see # 38 00:03:24,312 --> 00:03:26,800 # Baltimore and me # 39 00:03:29,401 --> 00:03:30,862 # I know every step # 40 00:03:30,905 --> 00:03:32,530 # I know every song # 41 00:03:32,569 --> 00:03:36,398 # I know there's a place where I belong # 42 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,342 # I see all those party lights shining ahead # 43 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:43,345 # So someone invite me before I drop dead # 44 00:03:43,385 --> 00:03:45,294 # Before she drops dead # 45 00:03:45,336 --> 00:03:48,184 # So oh, oh, give me a chance # 46 00:03:48,216 --> 00:03:52,046 # 'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star # 47 00:03:52,089 --> 00:03:53,496 # Oh, oh, oh # 48 00:03:53,529 --> 00:03:56,627 # Something inside of me makes me move # 49 00:03:56,665 --> 00:03:58,520 # When I hear that groove # 50 00:03:58,553 --> 00:04:00,244 # My ma tells me no # 51 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,104 # But my feet tell me "go" # 52 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:06,228 # It's like a drummer inside my heart # 53 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,873 # So oh, oh, don't make me wait # 54 00:04:13,913 --> 00:04:21,682 # One more moment for my life to start # 55 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:25,136 # I love you, Baltimore # 56 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:28,526 # Every day's like an open door # 57 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:31,831 # Every night is a fantasy # 58 00:04:31,865 --> 00:04:35,443 # Every sound's like a symphony # 59 00:04:35,481 --> 00:04:38,711 # And I promise, Baltimore # 60 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,745 # That someday when I take to the floor # 61 00:04:41,785 --> 00:04:45,942 # The world's gonna wake up and see # 62 00:04:45,977 --> 00:04:49,360 # Gonna wake up and see # 63 00:04:49,401 --> 00:04:51,474 # Baltimore and me # 64 00:04:51,514 --> 00:04:52,921 # Yes, more or less, we all agree # 65 00:04:52,953 --> 00:04:54,808 # Baltimore and me # 66 00:04:54,842 --> 00:04:56,369 # Someday the world is gonna see # 67 00:04:56,410 --> 00:05:04,528 # Baltimore and me # 68 00:05:09,465 --> 00:05:13,011 Mount Everest is the most famous, but not the highest... 69 00:05:13,049 --> 00:05:15,188 geographical point on this earth. 70 00:05:15,226 --> 00:05:17,615 Now, who can tell me what that is? 71 00:05:17,658 --> 00:05:19,763 Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy? 72 00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:21,111 I can't see the board again. 73 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:24,310 Tracy Turnblad. 74 00:05:24,346 --> 00:05:25,753 If I have to write you up... 75 00:05:25,786 --> 00:05:28,688 for inappropriate hair height one more time... 76 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:30,617 you will be removed to detention. 77 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:32,952 Miss Wimsey, what am I supposed to do? 78 00:05:32,986 --> 00:05:35,986 Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing on your cheeks. 79 00:05:36,026 --> 00:05:39,474 I mean, well... Uh-you know what I mean. 80 00:05:39,515 --> 00:05:41,849 I... Ahh. 81 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:46,738 As I said, it is not Mount Everest. 82 00:05:46,778 --> 00:05:49,429 Now, next week we will be talking... 83 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:52,281 about earthquakes and volcanoes. 84 00:05:52,314 --> 00:05:54,354 And as exciting as that might sound... 85 00:05:54,394 --> 00:05:58,323 we have to look back approximately 60 million years. 86 00:05:58,363 --> 00:05:59,770 Now, if you turn your pages... 87 00:05:59,802 --> 00:06:01,712 we are going to start with the Ring of Fire. 88 00:06:01,754 --> 00:06:03,641 I want you to contemplate what causes... 89 00:06:03,674 --> 00:06:05,911 the separation of the two components. 90 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,785 Penny, come on, hurry! 91 00:06:22,203 --> 00:06:23,447 Outta my way! 92 00:06:24,507 --> 00:06:25,684 Push! We're late. 93 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,598 Ahh! 94 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,952 - One minute to air. - OK. 95 00:06:45,563 --> 00:06:47,319 40 to go! 96 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:49,078 Don't change that channel. 97 00:06:49,115 --> 00:06:51,384 Coming up next: The Corny Collins Show. 98 00:06:51,419 --> 00:06:52,498 30 seconds. 99 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:02,514 - Hiya, Dad! - Goodbye! 100 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,799 Hi. 101 00:07:03,835 --> 00:07:04,784 It's my daughter. 102 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:07,675 10 seconds. Places, everyone. 103 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,203 Hurry up, Penny, we're missing it! 104 00:07:10,235 --> 00:07:12,657 My mom says I'm not allowed to perspire! 105 00:07:15,195 --> 00:07:17,716 Hey there, teenage Baltimore! 106 00:07:17,755 --> 00:07:19,795 Don't change that channel 'cause it's time... 107 00:07:19,835 --> 00:07:22,202 for The Corny Collins Show... 108 00:07:22,236 --> 00:07:25,051 Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray. 109 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:28,629 # Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four # 110 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:31,034 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 111 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:34,417 # Well, a crazy bunch of kids crash through that door, yeah # 112 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:36,565 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 113 00:07:36,603 --> 00:07:37,651 # Well, they throw off their coats # 114 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:39,285 # And leave the squares behind # 115 00:07:39,323 --> 00:07:40,468 # And then they shake it, shake it, shake it # 116 00:07:40,508 --> 00:07:41,752 # Like they're losin' their mind # 117 00:07:41,788 --> 00:07:42,998 # You'll never see them frown # 118 00:07:43,036 --> 00:07:45,240 # 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town # 119 00:07:45,276 --> 00:07:49,559 # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh # 120 00:07:49,596 --> 00:07:53,109 # Oh, every afternoon you turn your Tv on, huh # 121 00:07:53,148 --> 00:07:54,708 # Naa na na na na na na na # 122 00:07:54,748 --> 00:07:56,603 # Yeah, we know you turn the sound up # 123 00:07:56,636 --> 00:07:58,491 # When your parents are gone, yeah # 124 00:07:58,524 --> 00:08:00,563 # Naa na na na na na na na # 125 00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:03,538 # Then you twist and shout for your favorite star # 126 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:04,692 # And when you've practiced every step # 127 00:08:04,731 --> 00:08:06,160 # That's in your repertoire # 128 00:08:06,204 --> 00:08:07,513 # You better come on down # 129 00:08:07,548 --> 00:08:10,680 # And meet the nicest kids in town # 130 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:11,926 Whoo! 131 00:08:11,964 --> 00:08:14,331 # Nice white kids who like to lead the way # 132 00:08:14,364 --> 00:08:17,364 # And once a month we have our Negro Day # 133 00:08:17,404 --> 00:08:19,771 # And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round # 134 00:08:19,804 --> 00:08:22,706 # Mr. Corny Collins with the latest greatest # 135 00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:26,545 # Baltimore sound # 136 00:08:26,588 --> 00:08:29,752 # So, every afternoon drop everything # 137 00:08:29,789 --> 00:08:30,836 Whoo! 138 00:08:30,876 --> 00:08:31,804 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 139 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:33,145 # Who needs to read and write # 140 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,547 # When you can dance and sing, yeah! # 141 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,369 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 142 00:08:37,404 --> 00:08:39,925 # Forget about your algebra and calculus # 143 00:08:39,964 --> 00:08:42,746 # You can always do your homework on the mornin' bus # 144 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:43,958 # Can't tell a verb from a noun # 145 00:08:43,996 --> 00:08:46,330 # They're the nicest kids in town # 146 00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:47,794 # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh # 147 00:08:47,836 --> 00:08:50,803 R- r-r-role call! 148 00:08:50,845 --> 00:08:52,438 I'm Amber. 149 00:08:52,477 --> 00:08:53,557 Brad. 150 00:08:53,596 --> 00:08:54,524 Tammy. 151 00:08:54,556 --> 00:08:55,484 Fender. 152 00:08:55,516 --> 00:08:56,444 - Brenda. - Sketch. 153 00:08:56,476 --> 00:08:57,404 - Shelley. - IQ. 154 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:58,364 Lou Ann. 155 00:08:58,396 --> 00:08:59,476 - Joey. - Mikey. 156 00:08:59,516 --> 00:09:00,465 - vicki. - Becky. 157 00:09:00,509 --> 00:09:01,436 - Bix. - Jesse. 158 00:09:01,469 --> 00:09:02,396 - Darla. - Paulie. 159 00:09:02,429 --> 00:09:04,152 - Noreen. - Doreen. 160 00:09:04,189 --> 00:09:06,261 And I'm... Link. 161 00:09:06,301 --> 00:09:07,545 Aah! 162 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,508 # So, if every night you're shakin' # 163 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:10,516 # As you lie in bed # 164 00:09:10,557 --> 00:09:11,484 # Mony, mony # 165 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:12,794 # Shake it, baby # 166 00:09:12,829 --> 00:09:15,796 # And the bass and drums are poundin' in your head # 167 00:09:15,837 --> 00:09:17,909 # Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony # 168 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,632 # Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school # 169 00:09:20,669 --> 00:09:23,386 # You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool # 170 00:09:23,421 --> 00:09:25,079 # Don't need a cap or a gown # 171 00:09:25,117 --> 00:09:28,019 # When you're the nicest kids in town # 172 00:09:28,061 --> 00:09:30,516 They must think my ears are garbage cans. 173 00:09:30,557 --> 00:09:34,038 Would you turn that racket down? 174 00:09:34,077 --> 00:09:35,865 I'm tryin' to iron here. 175 00:09:35,901 --> 00:09:37,559 # Nicest kids in # 176 00:09:40,637 --> 00:09:42,644 # Kids in town, whoo! # 177 00:09:44,093 --> 00:09:46,843 Ma, it's not racket. It's The Corny Collins Show. 178 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,666 Well, it's turning your brains into mud. 179 00:09:48,701 --> 00:09:50,644 Mrs. Turnblad, it's a new dance! 180 00:09:50,686 --> 00:09:52,027 The Stricken Chicken. 181 00:09:52,061 --> 00:09:54,036 Well, I can't hear myself think. 182 00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:56,728 How am I supposed to negotiate pleats? 183 00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:57,693 Edna? 184 00:09:57,725 --> 00:09:59,351 I'm in here, Prudy. 185 00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:01,528 What's that racket? 186 00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:03,802 Ohh, Tracy. 187 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,244 Edna, is my laundry ready? 188 00:10:05,278 --> 00:10:06,838 Yep. 189 00:10:06,877 --> 00:10:08,732 That'll be $3.00, hon. 190 00:10:08,766 --> 00:10:11,155 That's pretty pricey for a pair of petty pants. 191 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:12,180 Well, I'm sorry, Prudy... 192 00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:13,596 but some-a your personal stains... 193 00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:15,669 required poundin' with a rock. 194 00:10:16,702 --> 00:10:18,011 I'm sure I don't know what you mean. 195 00:10:19,358 --> 00:10:22,521 You're letting her listen to that race music again? 196 00:10:22,558 --> 00:10:25,241 My daughter spends every afternoon at the Stamp and Coin Club. 197 00:10:25,278 --> 00:10:27,482 Oh, really? Well, your daughter hap- 198 00:10:27,518 --> 00:10:29,242 Ohh, ohh. 199 00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:31,766 Oh, what is that? The Wavin' Raven? 200 00:10:31,806 --> 00:10:33,595 It's a little twitchy. 201 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:37,819 Oh, you wanna play Charades now. All right. 202 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,315 OK, go ahead. 203 00:10:39,358 --> 00:10:40,602 You. 204 00:10:40,638 --> 00:10:41,620 Penny. 205 00:10:42,622 --> 00:10:44,116 No. Ahh! 206 00:10:45,118 --> 00:10:47,703 Tracy Turnblad, are you tryin' to tell me... 207 00:10:47,742 --> 00:10:48,887 that-that Penny didn't get permission... 208 00:10:48,926 --> 00:10:50,203 from her mother to be here? 209 00:10:50,238 --> 00:10:51,318 What? 210 00:10:51,358 --> 00:10:52,503 Penny. 211 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,324 You are banned from this house. 212 00:10:55,358 --> 00:10:57,213 You will never watch that show again! 213 00:10:57,246 --> 00:11:00,628 - Without that show I have nothing! - Having nothing builds character! 214 00:11:01,598 --> 00:11:03,060 Toodle-oo, Edna! 215 00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:13,430 Give 'em a hand, folks. All right, all right. 216 00:11:15,998 --> 00:11:18,300 And, once again, that's the Stricken Chicken. 217 00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:21,334 We will be right back for some more of that hot Detroit sound. 218 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,731 And we're off! 219 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,228 Corny. 220 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,052 "Detroit sound"? 221 00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:31,258 What's that, the cries of people being mugged? 222 00:11:31,294 --> 00:11:33,149 Aw, velma, the kids dig the rhythm and blues. 223 00:11:33,183 --> 00:11:34,524 Yeah, they're kids, Corny. 224 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,079 That's why we have to steer them in the white direction. 225 00:11:37,119 --> 00:11:38,067 Right direction? 226 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,628 Didn't I say that? 227 00:11:47,647 --> 00:11:48,956 I'll do it. 228 00:11:53,151 --> 00:11:55,966 You try that again and there'll be stumps where your feet should be. 229 00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:57,460 You got that? You little whor- 230 00:11:57,503 --> 00:11:58,648 Amber. 231 00:11:58,687 --> 00:12:00,923 ...holy moly. Baby. 232 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,300 Good job dancing today. 233 00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:04,190 - It's time. - Ah! 234 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,151 Link. 235 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,111 Amber. 236 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,321 Ah! 237 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,432 - Amber. - Amber, Amber, Amber. 238 00:12:10,719 --> 00:12:12,726 Save your personal life for the cameras, sweetie. 239 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,556 Oh! Shiny. 240 00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:17,432 Tammy, Lou Ann, you're gonna die. 241 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,543 Speaking of cameras, did you have a nice nap? 242 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:22,366 If you'd do your job, my daughter wouldn't have to fight to be visible. 243 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:24,734 I gotta show some of the other kids once in a while. 244 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,101 You know, this is a small city. 245 00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:28,629 There aren't that many stations. 246 00:12:28,671 --> 00:12:30,427 This time next year you could be wearing... 247 00:12:30,463 --> 00:12:32,983 an ill-fitting tux, snapping bar mitzvah photos. 248 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,352 I don't know. 249 00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:40,602 # It takes two, baby... # 250 00:12:42,079 --> 00:12:43,006 Show Link. 251 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:45,276 This is nuts. She can't even dance. 252 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:47,221 Plastic little spastic. 253 00:12:47,264 --> 00:12:51,006 Oh, Link. I can dance so much better than her. 254 00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:53,079 Why don't you notice me at school? 255 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,167 Mm-hmm. 256 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:57,270 # Ooh # 257 00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:03,386 Hey, that was our very own Link Larkin singin' It Takes Two. 258 00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:05,431 And I'm Motormouth Maybelle remindin'... 259 00:13:05,471 --> 00:13:08,373 the last Tuesday of this month's your rhythm and blues day. 260 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:11,001 That's right! Negro Day will be comin' your way. 261 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,163 So don't-uh... Uh... Over here. 262 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,574 Thank you. 263 00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:20,023 So, catch all the croonin' when y'all set and tune in. 264 00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:21,493 Thank you, Motormouth. And now it's time to... 265 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,161 Owner's coming. He'll call my mother again, let's go. 266 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,128 ...very own fun-lovin'... 267 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,404 Hey! 268 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,388 Come on up here, Brenda. 269 00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:27,676 What? 270 00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:29,086 Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. 271 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,527 How long you gonna be gone, Brenda? 272 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,153 Just nine months. 273 00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:34,648 Seems like we'll have an opening here on the show for a girl... 274 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,950 just as fun-lovin' but maybe not quite as freewheelin'. 275 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,123 Wanna be one-a the nicest kids in town? 276 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,226 Cut school tomorrow and come down to station WYZT to audition. 277 00:13:48,257 --> 00:13:49,915 - No. - But, Ma. 278 00:13:49,952 --> 00:13:51,545 Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad. 279 00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:52,991 My diet pill's wearin' off. 280 00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:54,682 But come on. 281 00:13:54,721 --> 00:13:57,404 No one is auditioning for anything in this household. 282 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,383 But why not? Why not?! 283 00:13:59,425 --> 00:14:00,952 Because dancing is not your future. 284 00:14:00,993 --> 00:14:04,768 One day you're gonna own Edna's Occidental Laundry. 285 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,655 I don't wanna be a laundress. 286 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:07,866 I wanna be famous! 287 00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:09,115 Look, if you wanna be famous... 288 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,745 learn how to take blood outta car upholstery. 289 00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:12,694 That's a skill you can take right to the bank. 290 00:14:12,736 --> 00:14:15,257 - Hey, hey. What's all this ruckus in here? - Not a word. 291 00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:18,046 Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a Tv show. 292 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,193 - No, she is not. - You are? 293 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,826 First the hair, now this? 294 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:22,806 But all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon. 295 00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:23,831 You're no help. 296 00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:24,920 It's "ratting," Daddy. 297 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,684 And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy, does it. 298 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,735 I don't believe that. 299 00:14:27,776 --> 00:14:28,758 What do you mean, you don't believe that?! 300 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,840 - I don't. - How else would it look that way? 301 00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:32,669 I believe that it is naturally stiff. 302 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,422 She doesn't understand anything. 303 00:14:35,456 --> 00:14:38,140 - Dancing on that show is my dream. - I know. 304 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,308 Just because she wouldn't know a dream if it bit her on the nose. 305 00:14:41,345 --> 00:14:43,134 Well, I have information for you, missy. 306 00:14:43,169 --> 00:14:46,485 I once had a dream that I owned a coin-operated laundromat... 307 00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:49,463 and I came down from that cloud real quickly, I'll tell you that. 308 00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:50,715 No! 309 00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:53,241 - Oh, Wilbur. - Fine! I'm going to my room! 310 00:14:53,281 --> 00:14:54,972 She thinks I'm bein' mean but I'm not. Those Tv people... 311 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:59,320 they don't pick people like Tracy, or girls like us. 312 00:14:59,361 --> 00:15:01,270 They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur. 313 00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:03,801 I'll talk to her. 314 00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:05,216 Ooh. 315 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:07,835 'K. Talk to her. 316 00:15:09,154 --> 00:15:10,331 I'll talk to her. 317 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:11,679 Don't you worry. 318 00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:12,728 OK. 319 00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:15,354 What? 320 00:15:19,393 --> 00:15:21,914 Tracy, this Tv thing. 321 00:15:21,953 --> 00:15:23,644 You really want it? 322 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:24,630 With all my heart. 323 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,102 Then you go for it! 324 00:15:27,074 --> 00:15:28,503 This is America, babe. 325 00:15:28,546 --> 00:15:30,171 You gotta think big to be big. 326 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:33,243 Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur. 327 00:15:33,281 --> 00:15:35,802 You follow your dream. 328 00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:40,119 Mine came true, and now I have the most precious thing in the world. 329 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,514 The Taj Mahal of joke shops. 330 00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:47,329 Heh heh heh heh! 331 00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:50,329 Back step, cha-cha-cha. 332 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,963 Side step, front step. 333 00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:53,890 Back and turn. 334 00:15:53,922 --> 00:15:55,613 Front step, cha-cha-cha. 335 00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,210 Tammy, sharper. 336 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,039 Side step, front step. 337 00:15:59,074 --> 00:16:00,798 Back, again. 338 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,809 Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link. 339 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,279 Link! 340 00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:05,566 Penny, pinch me! 341 00:16:05,602 --> 00:16:07,489 Ow! 342 00:16:07,522 --> 00:16:08,765 You told me to. 343 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,006 I can't believe I'm really here auditioning. 344 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:12,471 Side step, front step. 345 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,270 I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition. 346 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,095 Front step, cha-cha-cha. 347 00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:17,853 Back step, cha-cha-cha. 348 00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:19,745 Side step, front step. 349 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:23,707 Back and t-oh, Amber. Look at this motley crew. 350 00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:25,885 Oh! This town sure has gone downhill... 351 00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:27,264 since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs. 352 00:16:27,298 --> 00:16:28,280 Ugh. 353 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,519 # Oh, my God, how times have changed # 354 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:35,068 # These girls must be blind or completely deranged # 355 00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:36,764 # But time seemed to halt # 356 00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:39,802 # When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs # 357 00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:41,468 Amber, that move is far too dirty. 358 00:16:41,507 --> 00:16:43,678 Mother, wake up from that dream of yours. 359 00:16:43,714 --> 00:16:45,602 - This isn't 1930. - Ha ha ha. 360 00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:48,504 # You can laugh but life's a test # 361 00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:50,204 # Don't do this, don't do that # 362 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,999 # Remember, Mother knows best # 363 00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,856 # For the crown's in the vault # 364 00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:57,436 # From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs # 365 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,719 # These steps are perfect ammunition # 366 00:16:58,754 --> 00:17:02,366 # Let me show you how your mommy dear took out the competition # 367 00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,737 Girls, go get 'em. 368 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,948 Boys, let's rumba. 369 00:17:05,986 --> 00:17:09,369 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 370 00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:12,728 # Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges # 371 00:17:12,771 --> 00:17:16,316 # They padded their cups but I screwed the judges # 372 00:17:16,355 --> 00:17:18,843 # Those broads thought they'd win if a plate # 373 00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:21,087 # They would spin in their dance # 374 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,051 Aah! 375 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,931 # Not a chance Boys, put me down # 376 00:17:24,963 --> 00:17:26,818 Oh, good morning, ladies. 377 00:17:26,851 --> 00:17:28,160 Let's see what you got. 378 00:17:28,195 --> 00:17:31,970 # Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed potato, mambo # 379 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,148 # Ready, begin # 380 00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:34,976 # On my show you'll never find # 381 00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:36,604 # A thrusting hip or bump and grind # 382 00:17:36,644 --> 00:17:38,400 # What's that? A dance for fleas and ticks? # 383 00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:40,224 # Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks # 384 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,904 # Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze # 385 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,973 # While belting Aida and preparing soufflés # 386 00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:48,986 # But that triple somersault # 387 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:54,078 # Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs # 388 00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:21,564 Proceed. 389 00:18:21,604 --> 00:18:23,033 # Are you scared we're on live? # 390 00:18:23,076 --> 00:18:24,799 # No, I'm sure I can cope # 391 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,324 # Well, this show isn't broadcast in # 392 00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:28,509 # Cinemascope # 393 00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:30,238 # I never drank one chocolate malt # 394 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:35,011 # No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs # 395 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,637 # This one will never get a date # 396 00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:38,585 # In those hand-me-down clothes # 397 00:18:38,628 --> 00:18:42,425 # Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date till Daddy buys her a new nose # 398 00:18:42,468 --> 00:18:43,712 # I would say "Oy, gevalt" # 399 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:47,009 # If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs # 400 00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:50,338 # Do you dance like you dress? # 401 00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:52,346 # Amber, there's no need to be cruel # 402 00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:55,552 # Would you swim in an integrated pool? # 403 00:18:55,588 --> 00:18:56,603 I sure would. 404 00:18:56,644 --> 00:18:58,051 I'm all for integration. 405 00:18:58,084 --> 00:19:00,026 It's the new frontier! 406 00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:01,824 Not in Baltimore, it isn't. 407 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,322 And may I be frank? 408 00:19:03,364 --> 00:19:05,436 # First impressions can be tough # 409 00:19:05,476 --> 00:19:06,970 # And when I saw you, I knew it # 410 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,419 # If your size weren't enough # 411 00:19:08,453 --> 00:19:10,275 # Your last answer just blew it # 412 00:19:10,308 --> 00:19:13,953 # And so, my dear, so short and stout # 413 00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,483 # You'll never be in # 414 00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:17,630 # So we're kicking you out # 415 00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:19,043 # With your form and your face # 416 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,832 # Aw, well, it isn't your fault # 417 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,178 # You're just down with a case # 418 00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:30,210 # Of Miss Baltimore Crabs # 419 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,317 Uh, you may go. 420 00:19:32,356 --> 00:19:35,040 Um... Thank you? 421 00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:40,608 I think they secretly liked you. 422 00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:55,072 Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad? 423 00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:58,043 I trust it was something really important. 424 00:19:58,085 --> 00:19:59,514 It should've been. 425 00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:10,937 # Gimme a break, yeah. Right now! # 426 00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:13,436 # Got a brand-new sound, so scream and shout # 427 00:20:13,477 --> 00:20:14,623 Hey! Hey! 428 00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:16,832 # With a funky rhythm # 429 00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:19,811 # It's a brand-new look that you can... # 430 00:20:19,846 --> 00:20:21,439 Whoo! 431 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:25,247 # There's a party groovin' let's get down # 432 00:20:25,285 --> 00:20:26,213 What you lookin' at? 433 00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:28,580 Nothing. Not you. 434 00:20:31,909 --> 00:20:33,698 Can I help you? 435 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,108 That move's swish. 436 00:20:35,141 --> 00:20:36,702 Ya got that right. 437 00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,651 The man can dine me on a diet of detention... 438 00:20:38,694 --> 00:20:41,061 so long as he don't starve me of my tunes, baby. 439 00:20:41,093 --> 00:20:43,744 - Does that dance have a name? - Oh, this? 440 00:20:43,782 --> 00:20:45,669 Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight. " 441 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:49,215 I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex. 442 00:20:49,254 --> 00:20:51,294 Wow. 443 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,886 That is so groovy. 444 00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:01,380 You're really good. 445 00:21:01,414 --> 00:21:02,362 Why, thank you. 446 00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:05,918 So would it be kinda like this? 447 00:21:07,045 --> 00:21:08,093 You can't do that dance. 448 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,563 Hello, now. 449 00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:10,883 Not bad for a white chick. 450 00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:14,883 - Hey, I know where I've seen you before. - Where? 451 00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:16,609 On Corny's show on Negro Day. 452 00:21:16,645 --> 00:21:17,725 Negro Day's the best. 453 00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:19,456 I wish every day were Negro Day. 454 00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:21,982 At our house, it is. 455 00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:26,559 Hey. Show me another one? 456 00:21:26,598 --> 00:21:28,540 You wanna see another one. 457 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:31,200 Well-well, here's a little something signified to say... 458 00:21:31,238 --> 00:21:33,791 Hello, my name is Seaweed... 459 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,007 Oh, oh, oh! 460 00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:36,639 J... 461 00:21:36,678 --> 00:21:38,085 Stubbs. 462 00:21:38,118 --> 00:21:39,263 What's yours, baby? 463 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:43,972 I'm Tra-cy Turn-blad! 464 00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:46,854 You're gonna get it, white girl! 465 00:21:46,886 --> 00:21:49,253 Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl. 466 00:21:49,286 --> 00:21:50,496 You one of us. 467 00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:54,845 You're joinin' this program already in progress! 468 00:21:54,887 --> 00:21:56,294 Well, let's go. 469 00:21:56,326 --> 00:21:58,214 # Whoo! # 470 00:21:58,246 --> 00:22:00,134 # Yeah! # 471 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,403 # Got a brand-new sound, so scream and shout # 472 00:22:03,686 --> 00:22:07,330 # Hey, a funky beat, now let's be hurrying # 473 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,774 Whoa! 474 00:22:08,806 --> 00:22:10,497 # We can't wait now # 475 00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:11,517 # Have some fun # 476 00:22:11,559 --> 00:22:14,723 # This party now has just begun # 477 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,547 No, I get who Caesar is. 478 00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:18,405 But what's the "Ideas of March"? 479 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,220 I mean, how can a month have an idea? 480 00:22:21,255 --> 00:22:22,335 Hold on. 481 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,684 Come on. 482 00:22:26,118 --> 00:22:29,250 # Come on and watch me strut my stuff # 483 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,973 # Watch me # 484 00:22:32,007 --> 00:22:33,087 # Come on and watch me # 485 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,436 How you likin' detention now? 486 00:22:34,471 --> 00:22:38,246 I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished. 487 00:22:42,631 --> 00:22:44,486 # Ohh # 488 00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,209 Hey. 489 00:22:46,247 --> 00:22:50,076 You know, Corny's hosting the hop tomorrow. 490 00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,709 If he saw you dancin' like that... 491 00:22:52,743 --> 00:22:53,920 he'd put you on the show. 492 00:22:53,959 --> 00:22:55,388 Mmm... 493 00:22:55,431 --> 00:22:56,740 - See ya. - Mm. 494 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,499 Ah, whoa. Sorry, little darlin'. 495 00:22:58,535 --> 00:23:00,640 Hope I didn't dent your 'do. 496 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,441 See y'all later. 497 00:23:05,479 --> 00:23:07,453 Hey, Trace. I was looking for you. 498 00:23:07,496 --> 00:23:08,805 What? 499 00:23:10,279 --> 00:23:12,286 # I can hear the bells # 500 00:23:12,327 --> 00:23:14,749 What? What are you talking about? 501 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:18,086 # Well, don't-cha hear 'em chime? # 502 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:19,777 Chime's not exactly how I'd put it. 503 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:26,723 # Can't you feel my heartbeat keeping perfect time? # 504 00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:31,877 # And all because he # 505 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,122 # Touched me # 506 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,135 # He looked at me and stared # 507 00:23:35,176 --> 00:23:37,216 # Yes, he bumped me # 508 00:23:37,256 --> 00:23:39,166 # My heart was unprepared # 509 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,248 # When he tapped me # 510 00:23:41,288 --> 00:23:43,230 # And knocked me off my feet # 511 00:23:43,271 --> 00:23:47,330 # One little touch now my life's complete # 512 00:23:47,367 --> 00:23:49,472 - # 'Cause when he nudged me # - Oh! 513 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,552 # Love put me in a fix # 514 00:23:51,592 --> 00:23:53,414 # Yes, it hit me # 515 00:23:53,448 --> 00:23:55,390 # Just like a ton-a bricks # 516 00:23:55,432 --> 00:23:57,854 # Yes, my heart burst # 517 00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,871 # Now I know what life's about # 518 00:23:59,912 --> 00:24:03,654 # One little touch and love's knocked me out # 519 00:24:03,688 --> 00:24:06,535 # And I can hear the bells # 520 00:24:06,568 --> 00:24:08,324 # My head is spinning # 521 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,182 # I can hear the bells # 522 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,769 # Something's beginning # 523 00:24:12,808 --> 00:24:16,191 # Everybody says that a girl who looks like me # 524 00:24:16,232 --> 00:24:18,087 # Can't win his love # 525 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,225 # Well, just wait and see # 526 00:24:20,264 --> 00:24:23,013 # 'Cause I can hear the bells # 527 00:24:23,048 --> 00:24:24,804 # Just hear them chiming # 528 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,564 # I can hear the bells # 529 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,055 # My temperature's climbing # 530 00:24:29,097 --> 00:24:30,755 # I can't contain my joy # 531 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:32,865 # 'Cause I finally found the boy # 532 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,043 # I've been missin' # 533 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:41,703 # Listen, I can hear the bells # 534 00:24:41,736 --> 00:24:43,078 # Round one # 535 00:24:43,112 --> 00:24:45,479 # He'll ask me on a date and then # 536 00:24:45,513 --> 00:24:47,301 # Round two # 537 00:24:47,337 --> 00:24:49,573 # I'll primp but won't be late because # 538 00:24:49,609 --> 00:24:51,136 # Round three # 539 00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:53,249 # Is when we kiss inside his car # 540 00:24:53,289 --> 00:24:57,926 # Won't go all the way but I'll go pretty fa-ar # 541 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,487 # Round four # 542 00:24:59,528 --> 00:25:02,114 # He'll ask me for my hand and then # 543 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,975 # Round five # 544 00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:06,246 # We'll book the wedding band so by # 545 00:25:06,281 --> 00:25:07,623 # Round six # 546 00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:10,242 # Amber, much to your surprise # 547 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,142 # This heavyweight champion takes the prize # 548 00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:16,356 # And I can hear the bells # 549 00:25:16,392 --> 00:25:18,051 # My ears are ringing # 550 00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:20,161 # I can hear the bells # 551 00:25:20,201 --> 00:25:22,503 # The bridesmaids are singing # 552 00:25:22,537 --> 00:25:26,247 # Everybody says that a guy who's such a gem # 553 00:25:26,281 --> 00:25:27,972 # Won't look my way # 554 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,344 # Well, the laugh's on them # 555 00:25:30,377 --> 00:25:32,581 # 'Cause I can hear the bells # 556 00:25:32,617 --> 00:25:34,722 # My father will smile # 557 00:25:34,761 --> 00:25:36,387 # I can hear the bells # 558 00:25:36,425 --> 00:25:38,727 # As he walks me down the aisle # 559 00:25:38,761 --> 00:25:40,452 # My mother starts to cry # 560 00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:44,865 # But I can't see 'cause Link and I are French kissin' # 561 00:25:44,905 --> 00:25:49,695 # Listen, I can hear the bells # 562 00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:55,298 # Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh # 563 00:25:55,338 --> 00:25:57,312 # I can hear the bells # 564 00:25:57,354 --> 00:25:59,393 # My head is reeling # 565 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,256 # I can hear the bells # 566 00:26:01,289 --> 00:26:03,526 # I can't stop the pealing # 567 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:07,424 # Everybody warns that he won't like what he'll see # 568 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:11,743 # But I know that he'll look inside of me # 569 00:26:11,785 --> 00:26:13,760 # Yeah, I can hear the bells # 570 00:26:13,801 --> 00:26:16,190 # Today's just the start 'cause # 571 00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:17,543 # I can hear the bells # 572 00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:20,261 # Until death do us part and # 573 00:26:20,298 --> 00:26:23,713 # Even when we die we'll look down from up above # 574 00:26:23,753 --> 00:26:27,812 # Remembering the night that we two fell in love # 575 00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:29,759 # We both will shed a tear # 576 00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:34,407 # And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin' # 577 00:26:34,442 --> 00:26:37,922 # Listen, I can hear the bells # 578 00:26:37,962 --> 00:26:39,849 # She can hear the bells # 579 00:26:39,882 --> 00:26:42,816 # I can hear the bells # 580 00:26:42,858 --> 00:26:45,575 # She can hear the bells # 581 00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:51,175 # I can hear the bells # 582 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:56,644 # Bum, bum, bum # 583 00:27:04,842 --> 00:27:05,922 # Whoa! # 584 00:27:05,962 --> 00:27:09,126 # Hey, little girl with the cash to burn # 585 00:27:09,163 --> 00:27:12,032 # Well, I'm sellin' somethin' you won't return # 586 00:27:13,322 --> 00:27:16,966 # Hey, little girl, take me off the shelf # 587 00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:21,312 # 'Cause it's hard havin' fun playin' with yourself # 588 00:27:21,354 --> 00:27:23,264 # Once you bounce through the whole selection # 589 00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:25,194 # Shake those hips in my direction # 590 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,169 # Bringing back gifts she never did see # 591 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,966 # Take me home and then unwrap me # 592 00:27:29,003 --> 00:27:31,970 # Shop around but, little darlin', I've got to be # 593 00:27:32,010 --> 00:27:34,727 # The ladies' choice # 594 00:27:34,763 --> 00:27:36,289 # Ladies' choice # 595 00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:38,087 # The ladies' choice # 596 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,667 Go on. Get out there and show 'em. 597 00:27:41,706 --> 00:27:43,233 It's packed pretty tight. 598 00:27:43,274 --> 00:27:44,801 OK. I'll go in front of you and I'll push. 599 00:27:44,842 --> 00:27:46,850 # Test drive this American male # 600 00:27:46,891 --> 00:27:48,516 Wait. 601 00:27:48,555 --> 00:27:52,485 # It's gonna take cash to fill my tank # 602 00:27:52,522 --> 00:27:54,377 # So let's crack open your piggy bank # 603 00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:55,359 Hey, Seaweed! 604 00:27:55,402 --> 00:27:56,777 Wanna do Peyton Place for Corny? 605 00:27:56,811 --> 00:27:58,088 Are you crazy? You gotta dance with your crowd... 606 00:27:58,123 --> 00:27:59,171 and I gotta dance with mine. 607 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,225 Why? 608 00:28:00,267 --> 00:28:01,543 It's just the way it is, Tracy. 609 00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:02,823 But it's your dance. 610 00:28:02,859 --> 00:28:04,386 Well, how 'bout you go borrow it for a second. 611 00:28:04,427 --> 00:28:06,500 - Really? - Go get it, girl. 612 00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:10,085 # I'm the ladies' choice # 613 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:14,088 # Ladies' choice # 614 00:28:15,723 --> 00:28:16,999 Whoo! 615 00:28:21,772 --> 00:28:23,714 All right! Yeah! 616 00:28:31,051 --> 00:28:32,164 Whoa! 617 00:28:32,203 --> 00:28:33,764 # Hey, little girl on a spendin' spree # 618 00:28:33,803 --> 00:28:35,712 # I don't come cheap but the kisses come free # 619 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:39,650 # On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree # 620 00:28:39,691 --> 00:28:41,764 # Oh, hey, little girl, listen to my plea # 621 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,975 # I come with a lifetime guarantee # 622 00:28:44,011 --> 00:28:46,978 # One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three # 623 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:47,968 Link! 624 00:28:48,011 --> 00:28:49,440 # It's the ladies' choice # 625 00:28:50,572 --> 00:28:53,158 # I'm the ladies' choice # 626 00:28:54,987 --> 00:28:56,711 # I'm the ladies' choice # 627 00:28:59,148 --> 00:29:01,155 # I'm the ladies' choice-choice-choice # 628 00:29:01,195 --> 00:29:03,268 # I'm the ladies' choice # 629 00:29:03,307 --> 00:29:05,925 Mr. And Mrs. Turnblad! 630 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,317 Hey, look out! 631 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:10,283 Ah! 632 00:29:11,147 --> 00:29:13,286 Mrs. Turnblad! 633 00:29:14,412 --> 00:29:16,299 Mr. Turnblad, come quick! 634 00:29:16,332 --> 00:29:17,609 - Me? - Come on. 635 00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:21,705 Mrs. Turnblad! Come quick! 636 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,049 You gotta see this! 637 00:29:23,084 --> 00:29:24,262 Oh, I read all about it. 638 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:25,991 It's a big fake Hollywood set. 639 00:29:26,028 --> 00:29:27,337 No, Mrs. - 640 00:29:27,372 --> 00:29:29,128 You think I'm gonna think that he's really up there? 641 00:29:29,164 --> 00:29:30,986 It's not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad! 642 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,362 Well, why are we watchin' this? 643 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:33,378 Just watch. 644 00:29:33,421 --> 00:29:34,369 - Lou Ann! - Joey! 645 00:29:34,412 --> 00:29:35,340 Mikey! vicki! Becky! 646 00:29:35,372 --> 00:29:36,300 Bix! Jesse! Darla! 647 00:29:36,332 --> 00:29:37,990 - Paulie! - Noreen! 648 00:29:38,028 --> 00:29:39,010 - Doreen! - Link! 649 00:29:39,052 --> 00:29:40,197 And I'm Tracy! 650 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:41,164 Aah! 651 00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:43,204 Oh! Oh, my! 652 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,121 # Oh, yeah! # 653 00:29:46,156 --> 00:29:49,123 # And the bass and drums are poundin' in your head # 654 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:50,092 Go, Tracy! 655 00:29:50,124 --> 00:29:51,401 - Go, go, Tracy! - Go, go, Tracy! 656 00:29:51,436 --> 00:29:54,055 # Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? # 657 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,678 # You'll never get to college but you sure look cool # 658 00:29:56,716 --> 00:29:57,992 # Don't need a cap and a gown # 659 00:29:58,028 --> 00:30:00,516 # When you're the nicest kids in town # 660 00:30:00,556 --> 00:30:02,596 # Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo # 661 00:30:05,868 --> 00:30:08,202 # Kids in town, woo! # 662 00:30:08,236 --> 00:30:10,211 Yeah! That was the dance of the week... 663 00:30:10,253 --> 00:30:12,228 I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer. 664 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,986 Corny had some sort of aneurysm or something... 665 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,908 and... picked her. 666 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,526 ...by our brand-new Council Member, Miss Tracy Turnblad. 667 00:30:19,564 --> 00:30:22,696 So, Trace, come on, cozy up to old Corny and tell us about yourself. 668 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,937 Well, I watch The Corny Collins Show... 669 00:30:24,972 --> 00:30:26,860 and I do absolutely nothing else! 670 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,453 Ooh! I sure like the way you talk. 671 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,566 Oh, Wilbur, to think that I almost stopped her... 672 00:30:30,605 --> 00:30:32,067 from reaching for the stars. 673 00:30:32,109 --> 00:30:34,826 And now here she is on local daytime TV. 674 00:30:34,861 --> 00:30:36,519 She's gonna be a regular. 675 00:30:36,557 --> 00:30:40,616 Imagine, my little girl, regular at last. 676 00:30:40,653 --> 00:30:43,653 I also hope to be the first woman president or a Rockette. 677 00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:45,384 And if you were president, Tracy... 678 00:30:45,421 --> 00:30:47,244 what would your first official act be? 679 00:30:47,277 --> 00:30:48,935 Hmm. 680 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,078 I'd make every day Negro Day. 681 00:30:52,493 --> 00:30:55,079 I read you like tomorrow's headlines, Tracy. 682 00:30:55,117 --> 00:30:56,132 What do you think, kids? 683 00:30:56,173 --> 00:30:57,580 You think we might have a hot new candidate... 684 00:30:57,613 --> 00:30:58,758 for Miss Teenage Hairspray? 685 00:30:58,797 --> 00:31:00,837 That's only the dream of my life. 686 00:31:00,877 --> 00:31:02,503 But Miss Hairspray is mine. 687 00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:03,948 Uh, we're on the air. 688 00:31:03,981 --> 00:31:05,737 And your dream will be comin' to you, sweetheart... 689 00:31:05,773 --> 00:31:09,003 Saturday, June 2nd, right here on WYZT. 690 00:31:09,037 --> 00:31:11,623 You have to vote for a person, Corny, not one of the Himalayas. 691 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:12,610 Hi, Penny. 692 00:31:12,654 --> 00:31:13,930 Always the charmer, Amber. 693 00:31:15,565 --> 00:31:18,882 I want that chubby communist girl off the show. 694 00:31:18,925 --> 00:31:21,314 Well, let me be the first to toss the harpoon. 695 00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:22,535 She's a corrupting influence! 696 00:31:22,573 --> 00:31:26,054 I agree. We don't want our dancers thrusting like savages! 697 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,436 Hey, speak for yourself. 698 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:28,614 Don't get flip with me. 699 00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:29,930 I'm not. 700 00:31:29,966 --> 00:31:31,656 Look, now I got some new ideas for the show. 701 00:31:31,694 --> 00:31:33,003 First, we get rid-a Negro Day. 702 00:31:33,037 --> 00:31:35,176 Finally, some sense outta you. 703 00:31:35,214 --> 00:31:36,839 And we mix those kids in with the rest-a the Council. 704 00:31:36,877 --> 00:31:38,284 Mix those kids? 705 00:31:38,318 --> 00:31:39,300 That's right, I said it. 706 00:31:39,341 --> 00:31:41,032 This is not a black-and-tan cocktail! 707 00:31:41,069 --> 00:31:42,411 Well, why couldn't it be? 708 00:31:42,446 --> 00:31:44,486 velma, isn't this where it's all headin' anyway? 709 00:31:44,526 --> 00:31:47,177 Now, you can fight it or you can rock out to it. 710 00:31:47,214 --> 00:31:49,385 Maybe it is time for some fresh ideas... 711 00:31:49,422 --> 00:31:52,324 like-like a nice, fresh new host! 712 00:31:53,358 --> 00:31:54,373 Heh. 713 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:56,388 Gee, velma, how do you fire Corny Collins... 714 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,088 from The Corny Collins Show? 715 00:31:59,534 --> 00:32:01,989 They do it all the time on Lassie! 716 00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:03,972 velma, you've let this go too far! 717 00:32:04,014 --> 00:32:04,962 Me? 718 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,053 - Fix it! - What? 719 00:32:06,094 --> 00:32:07,174 Fix it! 720 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:09,667 Ohh! 721 00:32:10,766 --> 00:32:12,522 # Hey, look out for that movin' van # 722 00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:14,118 # Drivin' down our streets # 723 00:32:14,158 --> 00:32:16,296 # You better lock up your man # 724 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:19,236 # Before he meets the new girl in town # 725 00:32:19,278 --> 00:32:21,220 # Who just came on the scene... # 726 00:32:21,262 --> 00:32:22,953 Tracyface whoopee cushion. 727 00:32:22,990 --> 00:32:23,972 Good choice. 728 00:32:24,014 --> 00:32:26,153 We got your Tracy souvenirs for days. 729 00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:29,419 Here, your signed photos. 730 00:32:29,455 --> 00:32:30,567 Tracy wigs. 731 00:32:30,606 --> 00:32:32,101 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 732 00:32:32,142 --> 00:32:37,292 # We don't know what to do 'bout the new girl in town # 733 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,616 # The new girl in town # 734 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,443 # Seems to dance on air # 735 00:32:42,479 --> 00:32:43,788 # The new girl in town # 736 00:32:43,822 --> 00:32:46,124 # She's got the coolest hair # 737 00:32:46,158 --> 00:32:51,014 # You better tell the homecoming queen to hold onto her crown # 738 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:53,094 # Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa # 739 00:32:53,135 --> 00:32:55,753 # Or she's gonna lose it to # 740 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,252 # The new girl in town # 741 00:32:57,295 --> 00:33:00,142 That big little girl is sending my sales through the roof. 742 00:33:00,175 --> 00:33:03,175 More people are breathing aerosol than oxygen! 743 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:04,775 Do you think you could show us some of those new dance moves? 744 00:33:04,815 --> 00:33:05,742 Yeah, sure. 745 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:06,702 Ooh, pretty flowers. 746 00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:09,321 Tracy, wait up! 747 00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:10,733 # She's hip # 748 00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:13,101 # So cool # 749 00:33:13,135 --> 00:33:16,779 # I'm gonna get her after school # 750 00:33:16,815 --> 00:33:19,433 # And yet we'd like to be like her # 751 00:33:19,471 --> 00:33:23,497 # 'Cause she's the kitten that the cats prefer # 752 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,323 # The new girl in town # 753 00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,050 # Has my guy on a string # 754 00:33:27,087 --> 00:33:28,680 # The new girl in town # 755 00:33:28,719 --> 00:33:30,694 # Hey, look, she's wearin' his ring # 756 00:33:30,735 --> 00:33:34,052 # I can't stop cryin' and so in my own tears # 757 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,950 # I'm gonna drown # 758 00:33:35,983 --> 00:33:37,893 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 759 00:33:37,935 --> 00:33:40,520 # 'Cause he wants to rendezvous # 760 00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:41,704 # With the new girl # 761 00:33:41,743 --> 00:33:43,718 # We're kinda sad and blue # 762 00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:45,188 # Yes, it's true, girl # 763 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:47,173 # We'd like to say # 764 00:33:47,216 --> 00:33:50,990 # To the new girl in town # 765 00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:54,154 # The new girl in town # 766 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,826 Hi, I'm here to see Tracy Turnblad. 767 00:33:59,855 --> 00:34:01,197 Where's her write-up? 768 00:34:01,231 --> 00:34:03,686 She doesn't need a detention slip, she's with me. 769 00:34:06,448 --> 00:34:07,396 Penny, this is Seaweed. 770 00:34:07,439 --> 00:34:08,367 Seaweed, this is Penny. 771 00:34:08,399 --> 00:34:10,985 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 772 00:34:14,992 --> 00:34:16,268 Huh. 773 00:34:19,088 --> 00:34:22,863 # To the new girl in town # 774 00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:25,994 # The new girl in town # 775 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,854 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 776 00:34:27,888 --> 00:34:29,579 # From out of the blue, girl # 777 00:34:29,615 --> 00:34:31,470 # Hey, this town's in a stew, girl # 778 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,326 # Ohh, what a hullabaloo, girl # 779 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,083 # She ain't just passing through, girl # 780 00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:36,778 # Ohh, she's sticking like glue, girl # 781 00:34:36,816 --> 00:34:38,278 # Woo, to the man I thought I knew, girl # 782 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,978 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 783 00:34:40,016 --> 00:34:41,871 # Hey, look out for that movin' van # 784 00:34:41,904 --> 00:34:44,773 # Look out, look out, look out, look out # 785 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:50,032 # She was the new girl in # 786 00:34:50,064 --> 00:34:52,453 # Town # 787 00:34:57,456 --> 00:34:59,049 That's the way you do it. 788 00:34:59,088 --> 00:35:01,608 And I'm your fabled Miss Motormouth Maybelle... 789 00:35:01,648 --> 00:35:04,746 your DJ du jour, pitchin' rhythm your way. 790 00:35:04,784 --> 00:35:07,501 So, hey, better stay and shimmy and sway. 791 00:35:07,536 --> 00:35:09,958 We'll be right back with more Negro Day. 792 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,724 Brought to you by... 793 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,891 Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair. 794 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,885 Every kink will be gone in a blink. 795 00:35:20,976 --> 00:35:22,024 We're off. 796 00:35:28,017 --> 00:35:29,064 Girls, that was great. 797 00:35:29,104 --> 00:35:32,104 How dare you pick the same song? 798 00:35:32,145 --> 00:35:33,574 They wrote it. 799 00:35:33,617 --> 00:35:34,827 You watch yourself. 800 00:35:34,865 --> 00:35:37,483 You are one inch from being canceled. 801 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,495 You know what your demographic is? 802 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,577 Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys. 803 00:35:48,369 --> 00:35:50,540 A foot in the door, that's all it is. 804 00:35:50,577 --> 00:35:52,235 One toe at a time. 805 00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:56,778 Eh. 806 00:35:56,817 --> 00:35:57,865 Hello? 807 00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,490 Is this the Turnblad residence? 808 00:36:00,529 --> 00:36:01,456 Yes. 809 00:36:01,489 --> 00:36:03,529 Mr. Pinky speakin'. 810 00:36:03,569 --> 00:36:06,733 Mr. Pinky from-from the dress shop? 811 00:36:06,769 --> 00:36:07,947 Uh-huh. 812 00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:09,229 I'd like Tracy for our spokesgirl. 813 00:36:09,265 --> 00:36:10,694 You want Tracy to do what? 814 00:36:10,737 --> 00:36:11,664 Be our spokesgirl. 815 00:36:11,697 --> 00:36:12,624 Be a spokesgirl? 816 00:36:12,657 --> 00:36:15,690 I think she'd be perfect. I'd like to meet her... 817 00:36:15,729 --> 00:36:17,103 and discuss the details. 818 00:36:17,137 --> 00:36:18,381 As soon as possible. 819 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:21,417 OK, um, well, we'll have send someone down to meet you. 820 00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:22,385 Tonight, if you can. 821 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:25,417 So, um, oh, OK. Bye-bye, Mr. Pinky. 822 00:36:25,457 --> 00:36:26,385 Bye-bye. 823 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:27,400 The Mr. Pinky? 824 00:36:27,441 --> 00:36:29,350 From Mr. Pinky's hefty hideaway! 825 00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:30,375 A spokesgirl?! 826 00:36:30,418 --> 00:36:33,614 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, tell me I get a free caftan, tell me! 827 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,617 Oh, Tracy, I think perks like caftans have to be negotiated. 828 00:36:36,657 --> 00:36:38,665 Maybe we should get you an agent. 829 00:36:38,706 --> 00:36:40,615 OK. You be my agent. 830 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,545 What? Tracy Turnblad... 831 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:45,261 has fame gone to your head and made you wacky? 832 00:36:45,297 --> 00:36:46,377 Well, why not? 833 00:36:46,418 --> 00:36:47,345 Who's goin' to look out for me... 834 00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:48,326 better than my mom? 835 00:36:48,369 --> 00:36:50,224 Me, an agent? 836 00:36:50,258 --> 00:36:52,494 You see me hobnobbin' and drinkin' rum and cokes... 837 00:36:52,530 --> 00:36:54,090 with all those hoi pollois? 838 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,177 And out-negotiating them. 839 00:36:55,218 --> 00:36:56,462 Oh, you're crazy. 840 00:36:57,553 --> 00:37:00,750 Oh, Tracy, I haven't left this house in-in years. 841 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:01,964 Then isn't it time you did? 842 00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:03,495 Oh, no, Tracy. 843 00:37:03,538 --> 00:37:05,512 We'll have your father meet with him. 844 00:37:05,554 --> 00:37:07,975 L- I don't wanna be seen like this. 845 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:08,945 Why not? 846 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,149 I'll do it after my next diet. 847 00:37:11,186 --> 00:37:12,615 That's when I'll do it. 848 00:37:12,658 --> 00:37:15,025 Ya see, the neighbors haven't seen me since I was a size 10. 849 00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:16,432 Don't make me do it, Tracy. 850 00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:19,662 Ma, it's changing out there. 851 00:37:19,698 --> 00:37:20,942 You'll like it. 852 00:37:20,978 --> 00:37:22,604 People who are different. 853 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:24,813 Their time is coming. 854 00:37:26,738 --> 00:37:29,389 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, look around # 855 00:37:29,426 --> 00:37:32,361 # Everybody's groovin' to a brand-new sound # 856 00:37:32,402 --> 00:37:35,217 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama follow me # 857 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:37,933 # I know somethin's in ya that you wanna set free # 858 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:40,785 # So let go, go, go of the past now # 859 00:37:40,818 --> 00:37:43,687 # Say hello to the love in your heart # 860 00:37:43,731 --> 00:37:46,448 # Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now # 861 00:37:46,482 --> 00:37:48,653 # You gotta get yourself a brand-new start # 862 00:37:48,690 --> 00:37:51,373 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 863 00:37:51,411 --> 00:37:54,061 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 864 00:37:54,098 --> 00:37:57,000 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 865 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,944 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 866 00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:02,769 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 867 00:38:03,762 --> 00:38:05,518 # Welcome to the sixties # 868 00:38:05,555 --> 00:38:06,929 # Oh-o-o-o-o oh # 869 00:38:06,963 --> 00:38:11,338 # Hey, Mama, yeah, yeah, yeah # 870 00:38:11,378 --> 00:38:13,167 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 871 00:38:13,202 --> 00:38:15,569 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, have some fun # 872 00:38:15,603 --> 00:38:18,799 # I haven't left this house since 1951 # 873 00:38:18,835 --> 00:38:21,224 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, take a chance # 874 00:38:21,267 --> 00:38:24,333 # Oh, Tracy, it's been years since someone asked me to dance # 875 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,989 # So let go, go, go of the past now # 876 00:38:27,027 --> 00:38:30,060 # Say hello to the light in your eyes # 877 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,684 # Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now # 878 00:38:32,723 --> 00:38:35,308 # But you gotta run the race to win the prize # 879 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,551 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 880 00:38:37,587 --> 00:38:40,489 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 881 00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:43,378 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 882 00:38:43,411 --> 00:38:46,280 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 883 00:38:46,323 --> 00:38:48,876 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 884 00:38:50,099 --> 00:38:51,790 # Welcome to the sixties # 885 00:38:51,827 --> 00:38:53,234 Ma, you did it! 886 00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:55,023 Oh, Tracy, I'm a little lightheaded. 887 00:38:55,059 --> 00:38:57,547 There's so much air out here. 888 00:38:57,587 --> 00:38:59,627 Can't we go someplace that's stuffy? 889 00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:01,610 No, Ma, you're on your way. 890 00:39:03,827 --> 00:39:06,609 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 891 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:09,742 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 892 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,463 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 893 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:15,434 # Oh-o-o-o-o-o # 894 00:39:15,475 --> 00:39:17,897 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 895 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,044 Oh. They're so glamorous. 896 00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:21,131 Wow. 897 00:39:23,156 --> 00:39:24,781 It kicked. 898 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:25,899 Let's toast to that. 899 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:26,987 To a boy! 900 00:39:27,027 --> 00:39:28,588 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 901 00:39:28,628 --> 00:39:30,897 # Welcome to the rhythm of a brand-new day # 902 00:39:30,932 --> 00:39:32,688 # Take your old-fashioned fears # 903 00:39:32,723 --> 00:39:34,217 # And just throw them away # 904 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:36,681 # You should add some color and a fresh new 'do # 905 00:39:36,723 --> 00:39:38,316 # 'Cause it's time for a star # 906 00:39:38,356 --> 00:39:40,843 # Who looks just like you # 907 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,136 Ohh. 908 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,407 Ah! 909 00:39:47,444 --> 00:39:48,523 Oh! 910 00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:53,518 I thought we marked these down. 911 00:39:53,556 --> 00:39:54,538 What? 912 00:39:55,572 --> 00:39:56,619 Ohh. 913 00:39:59,955 --> 00:40:01,810 Thank you, Nadine. 914 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:07,184 There's my shining star! 915 00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:08,747 Fantastic to meet you! 916 00:40:08,788 --> 00:40:10,217 I'm Mr. Pinky. 917 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,471 It's so nice to meet you. 918 00:40:11,508 --> 00:40:15,883 Ha ha! Tracy, is this your older sister? 919 00:40:15,924 --> 00:40:17,746 Oh, my. 920 00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:20,628 Perhaps she'd like some complimentary couture. 921 00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:21,642 Couture? 922 00:40:21,684 --> 00:40:24,302 Now, if you'll just sign here. 923 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:27,985 Flattery will not distract Miss Turnblad's agent... 924 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,842 from reading the fine print. 925 00:40:29,876 --> 00:40:31,534 Her agent? 926 00:40:31,573 --> 00:40:33,580 Tracy, eat your donuts. 927 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,830 Let's talk. 928 00:40:34,869 --> 00:40:35,817 Mm-hmm. 929 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:37,387 All right, let's see here. 930 00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:39,785 All right. Now... 931 00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:40,755 Mmm. 932 00:40:40,788 --> 00:40:44,465 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No! 933 00:40:44,501 --> 00:40:46,770 I want a non-exclusive contract. 934 00:40:46,804 --> 00:40:49,226 Extensions by mutual option. 935 00:40:49,269 --> 00:40:51,538 And I want you to absorb my 15 percent commission. 936 00:40:51,573 --> 00:40:52,914 Not a dime over 10! 937 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,251 Throw in a bustier? 938 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:58,548 Hmm. 939 00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:00,969 54 double D? 940 00:41:01,013 --> 00:41:02,539 Triple E. 941 00:41:02,581 --> 00:41:03,988 I hit the mother lode! 942 00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:05,581 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 943 00:41:05,621 --> 00:41:07,693 Care for a Baby Ruth? I got one right here. 944 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:10,067 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 945 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:13,035 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 946 00:41:13,076 --> 00:41:16,076 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 947 00:41:16,117 --> 00:41:18,572 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 948 00:41:20,341 --> 00:41:23,025 # Don't-cha let nobody try to steal your fun # 949 00:41:23,061 --> 00:41:25,996 # 'Cause a little touch of lipstick never hurt no one # 950 00:41:26,037 --> 00:41:28,754 # The future's got a million roads for you to choose # 951 00:41:28,789 --> 00:41:32,018 # But you'll walk a little taller in some high-heeled shoes # 952 00:41:32,053 --> 00:41:34,606 # And once you find the style that makes you feel like you # 953 00:41:34,645 --> 00:41:36,106 # Something fresh, something new # 954 00:41:36,149 --> 00:41:37,360 # Step on out, hear us shout # 955 00:41:37,397 --> 00:41:39,372 # Mama, that's your cue # 956 00:41:43,382 --> 00:41:44,811 # Ba da ba da-ba-da # 957 00:41:49,909 --> 00:41:51,054 # Step on out, hear us shout # 958 00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:53,101 # Mama, that's your cue # 959 00:41:53,141 --> 00:41:55,475 # Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me # 960 00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:58,990 # I'm the cutest chickie that you ever did see # 961 00:41:59,030 --> 00:42:01,517 # Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at us # 962 00:42:01,558 --> 00:42:04,307 # Where is there a team that's half as fabulous # 963 00:42:04,342 --> 00:42:06,927 # I let go, go, go of the past now # 964 00:42:06,966 --> 00:42:09,900 # Said hello to this red carpet ride # 965 00:42:09,942 --> 00:42:12,942 # Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now # 966 00:42:12,982 --> 00:42:15,153 # Tell Lollobrigida to step aside # 967 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:17,426 # Your Mama's welcoming the sixties # 968 00:42:17,462 --> 00:42:20,331 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 969 00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:23,341 # Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby # 970 00:42:23,382 --> 00:42:26,197 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 971 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:29,743 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 972 00:42:29,782 --> 00:42:33,459 # Welcome to the sixties # 973 00:42:33,494 --> 00:42:35,982 # Open the door to the girl who has more # 974 00:42:36,022 --> 00:42:39,568 # She's a star, Tracy, go, go, go # 975 00:42:42,678 --> 00:42:44,140 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 976 00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:45,327 # Your mama's hip, your mama's in # 977 00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:47,057 # Hey, Mama # 978 00:42:47,094 --> 00:42:49,396 # Your mama's lookin' at herself and wonderin' "Where you been?" # 979 00:42:49,430 --> 00:42:50,542 # Where you been? # 980 00:42:50,582 --> 00:42:52,525 # Your mama's lit, she's all aglow # 981 00:42:52,566 --> 00:42:54,159 # Your mama, what she's holdin' back # 982 00:42:54,198 --> 00:42:55,791 # Your mama's gotta let go, go, go # 983 00:42:55,830 --> 00:42:58,219 # Welcome to the "six", to the "O" # 984 00:42:58,263 --> 00:43:02,703 # To the apostrophe "s" hey-yay, baby, yeah # 985 00:43:02,742 --> 00:43:03,855 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 986 00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:11,379 # Oh, yeah # 987 00:43:11,414 --> 00:43:13,487 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 988 00:43:13,526 --> 00:43:16,308 # Oh-o-o-o-o-o, oh-o-o-o-o-o # 989 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:20,533 # Oh-o-o-o-o go, go, Mama, go, go, go! # 990 00:43:22,486 --> 00:43:24,308 Mmm. Mmm. 991 00:43:24,342 --> 00:43:26,709 Wait till Dad sees you. 992 00:43:26,743 --> 00:43:28,149 Sees me? 993 00:43:28,182 --> 00:43:30,386 He never notices what I wear. 994 00:43:30,422 --> 00:43:33,903 In 20 years, he's never even said to me, "nice muumuu" or nothin'. 995 00:43:33,942 --> 00:43:35,186 Now he will. 996 00:43:35,223 --> 00:43:38,539 Well, maybe, if he leaves that shop for 5 minutes. 997 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,972 I swear, I don't know what goes on down there. 998 00:43:41,014 --> 00:43:42,258 Well. 999 00:43:42,295 --> 00:43:45,294 Mrs. Turnblad. 1000 00:43:45,335 --> 00:43:47,756 I'd know whose mother you were anywhere. 1001 00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:49,457 Really? 1002 00:43:49,495 --> 00:43:50,575 Hello, Amber. 1003 00:43:50,614 --> 00:43:52,273 Hello, Tracy. 1004 00:43:52,311 --> 00:43:55,606 Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. von Tussle. 1005 00:43:55,639 --> 00:43:58,159 Mrs. von Tussle is the station's manager. 1006 00:43:58,199 --> 00:44:00,304 Oh, the station manager. 1007 00:44:00,343 --> 00:44:03,791 Oh! Oh, it was so nice-a you let her on that show. 1008 00:44:03,831 --> 00:44:07,693 Well, Tracy certainly has... redefined our standards. Ha ha! 1009 00:44:07,735 --> 00:44:08,880 That's for sure. 1010 00:44:08,919 --> 00:44:10,610 Let me guess... 1011 00:44:10,647 --> 00:44:12,557 brand-new dress? 1012 00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:13,940 Oh, yes. 1013 00:44:13,975 --> 00:44:15,601 Well, you'll stop traffic. 1014 00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:16,915 Ha ha ha. 1015 00:44:17,975 --> 00:44:19,764 It was nice meeting you. Tracy. 1016 00:44:23,319 --> 00:44:24,464 Bye, Tracy. 1017 00:44:25,655 --> 00:44:26,833 Ugh. 1018 00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:29,905 Ma, don't listen to a word she says! 1019 00:44:29,943 --> 00:44:31,285 I'm takin' this back. 1020 00:44:31,319 --> 00:44:32,302 Don't you dare. 1021 00:44:32,344 --> 00:44:34,351 - I am. - Don't you dare. 1022 00:44:34,391 --> 00:44:35,885 Don't you know why she hates us? 1023 00:44:35,928 --> 00:44:38,546 She's afraid I'll beat Amber for Miss Teenage Hairspray. 1024 00:44:40,087 --> 00:44:41,036 Really? 1025 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,414 They can't put Tracy in special ed. 1026 00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:44,462 I won't have it. 1027 00:44:44,504 --> 00:44:46,740 I mean, even if I have to tutor her myself... 1028 00:44:46,776 --> 00:44:48,401 they cannot hold my friend back. 1029 00:44:48,439 --> 00:44:50,228 - You're a saint. - Mm. 1030 00:44:50,264 --> 00:44:53,559 Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. 1031 00:44:53,592 --> 00:44:54,835 I mean, please. 1032 00:44:54,872 --> 00:44:57,774 Anybody can get grass stains all over their back. 1033 00:44:58,679 --> 00:45:00,141 Amber, stop it. 1034 00:45:00,184 --> 00:45:01,526 I'm sick-a you doin' that. 1035 00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:03,218 Just because she's a good dancer. 1036 00:45:03,256 --> 00:45:04,979 Uh! I'm sorry. 1037 00:45:05,016 --> 00:45:06,804 You think that she can dance? 1038 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,912 Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. 1039 00:45:08,952 --> 00:45:10,675 You could get sponsored by Goodyear. 1040 00:45:10,712 --> 00:45:14,094 Excuse me. What is going on back there? 1041 00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:18,033 Tracy, that's horrible. 1042 00:45:18,072 --> 00:45:20,789 Mr. Flak does not have breasts. 1043 00:45:20,824 --> 00:45:23,857 What? No. I would-I would never. 1044 00:45:23,896 --> 00:45:25,422 What... Oh. 1045 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,535 Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share... 1046 00:45:40,568 --> 00:45:44,016 with the rest of the class Patrick Henry's immortal last words. 1047 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,549 "Kiss my ass"? 1048 00:45:56,024 --> 00:45:57,780 You didn't have to do that, Link. 1049 00:45:57,816 --> 00:45:59,060 Hey, no prob. 1050 00:45:59,097 --> 00:46:01,879 Besides, looks like a cool scene down here. 1051 00:46:01,913 --> 00:46:03,156 Right. 1052 00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:05,102 Hey, cool. 1053 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,143 Hey, Tracy! 1054 00:46:12,889 --> 00:46:13,871 Not quite, huh? 1055 00:46:15,193 --> 00:46:16,981 Ah, damn. Just when I was gettin' it. 1056 00:46:17,017 --> 00:46:19,384 Listen, man, you ain't gotta stop now. 1057 00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:21,358 My mom's havin' a platter party tonight. 1058 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,644 Y'all wanna come check it out? 1059 00:46:22,681 --> 00:46:24,274 Now?! 1060 00:46:24,313 --> 00:46:26,386 Would you mind if I, too, checked it out? 1061 00:46:26,425 --> 00:46:28,312 I've never been to North Avenue before. 1062 00:46:28,345 --> 00:46:29,872 Uh, well, would it be safe? 1063 00:46:29,913 --> 00:46:31,440 You know, for us? 1064 00:46:31,481 --> 00:46:33,554 Calm down, cracker boy. 1065 00:46:33,593 --> 00:46:34,520 It's cool. 1066 00:46:34,553 --> 00:46:35,633 Wow. 1067 00:46:35,673 --> 00:46:37,615 Being invited places by colored people! 1068 00:46:37,656 --> 00:46:39,249 It feels so hip! 1069 00:46:39,289 --> 00:46:43,064 I'm glad y'all feel that way 'cause, uh, not many people do. 1070 00:46:43,097 --> 00:46:45,268 - Y'all know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah, that's right. 1071 00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:47,574 # Hey! # 1072 00:46:47,609 --> 00:46:50,194 # I can't see why people look at me # 1073 00:46:50,233 --> 00:46:52,917 # And only see the color of my face # 1074 00:46:52,953 --> 00:46:56,434 # Ah, yeah, then there's those that try to help, God knows # 1075 00:46:56,473 --> 00:46:59,637 # But always have to put me in my place # 1076 00:46:59,673 --> 00:47:02,521 # But I won't ask you to be color-blind # 1077 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:05,783 # 'Cause if you pick the fruit then, girl, you're sure to find # 1078 00:47:05,817 --> 00:47:09,046 # The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice # 1079 00:47:09,081 --> 00:47:11,983 # I could say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? # 1080 00:47:12,025 --> 00:47:15,025 # The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste # 1081 00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:17,073 # And that's where it's at # 1082 00:47:17,114 --> 00:47:19,383 # Now, baby, run and tell that # 1083 00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:20,694 # Now run and tell that # 1084 00:47:20,729 --> 00:47:23,478 # Run and tell that # 1085 00:47:23,514 --> 00:47:24,757 # Hey, yeah! # 1086 00:47:24,794 --> 00:47:26,998 # I can't see why people disagree # 1087 00:47:27,033 --> 00:47:30,678 # Each time I tell 'em what I know is true, oh, no # 1088 00:47:30,713 --> 00:47:31,641 # And if you come # 1089 00:47:31,673 --> 00:47:33,528 # And see the world I'm from # 1090 00:47:33,562 --> 00:47:36,944 # I bet your heart is gonna feel it, too, yeah # 1091 00:47:36,985 --> 00:47:39,735 # I could lie but, baby, let's be bold # 1092 00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:41,111 # vanilla can be nice # 1093 00:47:41,146 --> 00:47:43,033 # But if the truth be told # 1094 00:47:43,066 --> 00:47:45,554 # Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice # 1095 00:47:45,594 --> 00:47:48,693 # I could say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? # 1096 00:47:48,730 --> 00:47:51,829 # The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste # 1097 00:47:51,866 --> 00:47:53,622 # And that's where it's at # 1098 00:47:53,658 --> 00:47:55,861 # Oh, baby, baby, run and tell that # 1099 00:47:55,898 --> 00:47:57,523 # Run and tell that # 1100 00:47:57,562 --> 00:47:58,991 # Go run and tell that # 1101 00:47:59,034 --> 00:48:00,278 # Run and tell that # 1102 00:48:00,314 --> 00:48:02,202 # Come on and run and tell that # 1103 00:48:02,234 --> 00:48:03,314 # Run and tell that # 1104 00:48:03,354 --> 00:48:04,761 # Hey, run and tell # 1105 00:48:04,794 --> 00:48:05,939 # Go tell # 1106 00:48:05,978 --> 00:48:08,149 # Run and tell that # 1107 00:48:10,714 --> 00:48:11,642 Link! 1108 00:48:11,674 --> 00:48:13,169 Link Larkin! 1109 00:48:15,098 --> 00:48:17,237 # Hey, yeah! # 1110 00:48:17,274 --> 00:48:20,787 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1111 00:48:20,827 --> 00:48:21,874 - Whoo! - Hey! 1112 00:48:21,914 --> 00:48:22,961 Whoo! 1113 00:48:24,346 --> 00:48:26,004 # Whoo! # 1114 00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,536 Come here, girl. 1115 00:48:27,578 --> 00:48:29,433 This is my sister, Little Inez. 1116 00:48:29,467 --> 00:48:31,027 Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad. 1117 00:48:31,066 --> 00:48:32,692 Good for you, girl. You got on the show. 1118 00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:34,389 - Well, you better be next. - Ya got that right. 1119 00:48:34,426 --> 00:48:36,433 Oh, you know she is. You better show 'em, girl. 1120 00:48:36,474 --> 00:48:38,035 Yeah! 1121 00:48:38,074 --> 00:48:41,238 # I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride # 1122 00:48:41,275 --> 00:48:43,860 # So give me five on the black hand side # 1123 00:48:43,898 --> 00:48:47,412 # I got a new way of movin' and I got my own voice # 1124 00:48:47,451 --> 00:48:50,069 # So how can I help but to shout and rejoice # 1125 00:48:50,106 --> 00:48:53,619 # Oh, the people 'round here can barely pay their rent # 1126 00:48:53,659 --> 00:48:56,561 # They try to make a dollar outta fifteen cent # 1127 00:48:56,602 --> 00:48:59,569 # But we got a spirit money just can't buy # 1128 00:48:59,611 --> 00:49:03,921 # It's deep as a river and soars to the sky, to the sky! # 1129 00:49:03,963 --> 00:49:07,225 # Hey, I can't see the reason it can't be # 1130 00:49:07,259 --> 00:49:09,266 # The kinda world where we all get our chance # 1131 00:49:09,307 --> 00:49:10,289 # Aw, yeah # 1132 00:49:10,331 --> 00:49:11,575 # The time is now # 1133 00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:14,066 # So we can show 'em how just turn the music up # 1134 00:49:14,107 --> 00:49:16,376 # And let's all dance, yeah, yeah # 1135 00:49:16,410 --> 00:49:19,542 # 'Cause all things are equal when it comes to love # 1136 00:49:19,579 --> 00:49:22,546 # Well, that ain't quite true 'cause when push comes to shove # 1137 00:49:22,587 --> 00:49:25,434 # The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice # 1138 00:49:25,467 --> 00:49:28,980 # They say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? # 1139 00:49:29,019 --> 00:49:31,769 # The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste # 1140 00:49:31,803 --> 00:49:33,210 # And that's where it's at # 1141 00:49:33,243 --> 00:49:35,731 # Now, baby, baby, baby, run and tell that # 1142 00:49:35,771 --> 00:49:38,808 # Run and tell that # 1143 00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:40,152 # Ah yeah, baby# # Run and tell that # 1144 00:49:40,187 --> 00:49:42,009 # Go run and tell that # 1145 00:49:42,043 --> 00:49:48,055 # G-g-g-g-go home and run and tell that # 1146 00:49:48,091 --> 00:49:54,866 # Yeah, yeah # 1147 00:49:54,908 --> 00:50:01,880 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1148 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,639 # Whoo! # 1149 00:50:03,675 --> 00:50:06,359 - Go, baby! - Whoo! 1150 00:50:08,219 --> 00:50:09,648 It was horrible. 1151 00:50:09,692 --> 00:50:11,699 Mom, he just danced on that bus... 1152 00:50:11,739 --> 00:50:13,201 with that great white whale and those negroes. 1153 00:50:13,244 --> 00:50:14,454 No, honey. 1154 00:50:14,492 --> 00:50:17,274 Reeling him back in is the easiest thing in the world. 1155 00:50:17,307 --> 00:50:19,642 Remember, I control his career. 1156 00:50:21,628 --> 00:50:22,555 Ohh. 1157 00:50:22,588 --> 00:50:24,181 Now, don't worry. 1158 00:50:24,219 --> 00:50:26,107 Mommy will take care of everything. 1159 00:50:49,468 --> 00:50:52,600 Are you all hungry for some good fun? 1160 00:50:54,332 --> 00:50:55,280 # Yeah # 1161 00:50:56,284 --> 00:50:59,601 # Bring on that pecan pie # 1162 00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:04,281 # Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy # 1163 00:51:04,316 --> 00:51:09,073 # Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl # 1164 00:51:09,116 --> 00:51:12,793 # Don't be stingy, I'm a growin' girl # 1165 00:51:12,828 --> 00:51:18,065 # I offer big love with no apology # 1166 00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:22,265 # How can I deny the world the most of me? # 1167 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:26,872 # I am not afraid to throw my weight around # 1168 00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:30,389 # Pound by pound by pound # 1169 00:51:30,428 --> 00:51:35,928 # Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful # 1170 00:51:35,964 --> 00:51:40,372 # Face the fact, it's simply irrefutable # 1171 00:51:40,412 --> 00:51:44,569 # No one wants a meal that only offers the least # 1172 00:51:44,604 --> 00:51:48,346 # When, girl, we're servin' up the whole damn feast # 1173 00:51:50,429 --> 00:51:53,909 Well, looks like y'all took a step outta bounds. 1174 00:51:53,949 --> 00:51:54,931 Now, who we got here? 1175 00:51:54,973 --> 00:51:56,827 Mom, I want you to meet my new friends. 1176 00:51:56,861 --> 00:51:59,349 This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad. 1177 00:51:59,389 --> 00:52:02,520 This is just so afro-tastic! 1178 00:52:02,557 --> 00:52:04,280 And this young lady right here... 1179 00:52:04,317 --> 00:52:06,139 is Penny Pingleton. 1180 00:52:08,061 --> 00:52:10,068 I'm very pleased and scared to be here. 1181 00:52:10,109 --> 00:52:14,387 Oh, now, honey. We got more reason to be scared on your street. 1182 00:52:14,429 --> 00:52:16,217 Latoya, put that record down. 1183 00:52:16,253 --> 00:52:17,431 You gonna scratch it. 1184 00:52:17,469 --> 00:52:18,396 Can't you keep your little girl... 1185 00:52:18,429 --> 00:52:19,356 Shall we dance? 1186 00:52:19,389 --> 00:52:20,534 Come on. 1187 00:52:21,757 --> 00:52:23,219 My name is Mike. 1188 00:52:23,261 --> 00:52:24,308 Mike? 1189 00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:25,975 Yes, Mike. 1190 00:52:26,013 --> 00:52:27,028 Mike who? 1191 00:52:27,069 --> 00:52:28,149 It's Mike. 1192 00:52:28,189 --> 00:52:30,077 Anyway, ahem... 1193 00:52:30,109 --> 00:52:31,932 I'm calling because I have some information... 1194 00:52:31,965 --> 00:52:33,558 about your daughter's whereabouts. 1195 00:52:33,597 --> 00:52:35,288 - What? - Right now, as we speak... 1196 00:52:35,326 --> 00:52:38,708 your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... 1197 00:52:38,749 --> 00:52:40,538 turpentine. 1198 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,941 # Baby don't sleep # 1199 00:52:42,973 --> 00:52:45,013 # Baby don't eat # 1200 00:52:45,053 --> 00:52:49,756 # Baby just like another boink-boink # 1201 00:52:49,789 --> 00:52:52,571 Link, aren't you gonna get in awful trouble for this? 1202 00:52:52,606 --> 00:52:54,329 I'm not plannin' on tellin' my dad. 1203 00:52:54,366 --> 00:52:56,733 No, I mean in trouble with someone else. 1204 00:52:56,765 --> 00:52:59,351 Hmm. Maybe. 1205 00:52:59,389 --> 00:53:01,277 Maybe it's worth it. 1206 00:53:01,309 --> 00:53:04,441 I think knowin' you's the start of a pretty big adventure. 1207 00:53:04,478 --> 00:53:05,426 Ahh! 1208 00:53:07,230 --> 00:53:09,783 Tracy Edna Turnblad! 1209 00:53:10,909 --> 00:53:12,917 Ooh, we get any more white people in here... 1210 00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:14,387 this gonna be a suburb. 1211 00:53:16,669 --> 00:53:18,492 Do you know what I had to pay a cab... 1212 00:53:18,526 --> 00:53:19,933 just to consider comin' down here? 1213 00:53:19,966 --> 00:53:21,395 Oh, uh, Mom- 1214 00:53:21,438 --> 00:53:23,510 No call. You just disappear. 1215 00:53:23,550 --> 00:53:25,917 And all mashed up against a crooner? 1216 00:53:25,950 --> 00:53:29,267 Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link. 1217 00:53:30,430 --> 00:53:31,990 Come on, we're goin'. 1218 00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:34,364 And, Penny, go home before your mother shoots you. 1219 00:53:34,399 --> 00:53:35,544 Miss Edna, is it? 1220 00:53:35,582 --> 00:53:37,753 Hi, I mean, you don't have to rush off, you know. 1221 00:53:37,790 --> 00:53:39,862 Well, I do. I left my iron on. 1222 00:53:39,903 --> 00:53:41,496 Oh, your iron. 1223 00:53:41,534 --> 00:53:42,810 Well, before you go... 1224 00:53:42,846 --> 00:53:44,439 you sure you wouldn't like to have... 1225 00:53:44,478 --> 00:53:47,031 a little somethin' to eat? 1226 00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:49,143 Mmm-mmm. 1227 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,425 Is that braised? 1228 00:53:58,462 --> 00:54:02,551 # Whoa oh oh oh oh oh # 1229 00:54:02,591 --> 00:54:06,169 # Slice me off a piece of that hogshead cheese # 1230 00:54:06,206 --> 00:54:07,155 # Whoo! # 1231 00:54:07,198 --> 00:54:08,376 # And take a look inside # 1232 00:54:08,414 --> 00:54:11,131 # My book of recipes # 1233 00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:15,738 # Now, don't-cha sniff around for somethin' fluffy and light # 1234 00:54:15,775 --> 00:54:20,215 # We need a man who brings a man-size appetite # 1235 00:54:20,255 --> 00:54:25,176 # We'll use a pinch-a sugar and a dash-a spice # 1236 00:54:25,215 --> 00:54:29,557 # I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice # 1237 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:33,560 # We keep it in the oven till it's good and hot # 1238 00:54:33,599 --> 00:54:37,723 # Keep on stirrin' till it hits the spot # 1239 00:54:37,759 --> 00:54:42,975 # Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful # 1240 00:54:43,007 --> 00:54:47,480 # There is nothin' 'bout us that's unsuitable # 1241 00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:51,261 # Why sit in the bleachers timid and afraid # 1242 00:54:51,295 --> 00:54:55,965 # When, Edna, you look like the whole parade? # 1243 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,847 # They say that white has might and thin is in # 1244 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,341 # Well, that's just bull # 1245 00:55:00,383 --> 00:55:02,238 # 'Cause, ladies, big is back # 1246 00:55:02,271 --> 00:55:05,435 # And as for black, it's beautiful # 1247 00:55:05,471 --> 00:55:07,260 # All shapes and sizes follow me # 1248 00:55:07,295 --> 00:55:14,235 # Who wants a twig when you can climb a whole tree # 1249 00:55:14,383 --> 00:55:15,790 # Yeah, yeah # 1250 00:55:15,822 --> 00:55:21,518 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1251 00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:23,940 Groovy, baby. Groovy. 1252 00:55:32,623 --> 00:55:34,030 Hello? 1253 00:55:57,295 --> 00:55:58,605 Hello?! 1254 00:56:08,367 --> 00:56:09,709 - Graah! - Oh, my God! 1255 00:56:09,743 --> 00:56:12,361 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ah! You got me. 1256 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,829 Ha ha ha! 1257 00:56:13,872 --> 00:56:17,167 Welcome, mmm, to the Hardy-Har Hut. 1258 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,069 If we can't put a smile on your face, your skin's too tight. 1259 00:56:20,111 --> 00:56:21,999 - Oh! - Bop, bop. 1260 00:56:22,031 --> 00:56:24,071 - Oh. - I got somethin' for ya. Yeah. 1261 00:56:24,112 --> 00:56:25,355 It's just in. 1262 00:56:25,392 --> 00:56:26,636 You're gonna love it. 1263 00:56:26,671 --> 00:56:27,915 Huh? 1264 00:56:27,952 --> 00:56:29,545 Oh. 1265 00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:31,373 Cigarette? 1266 00:56:32,592 --> 00:56:34,152 Ha ha ha. 1267 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:37,901 Tempting but, uh... no, thanks. 1268 00:56:37,935 --> 00:56:39,113 - Ha ha ha! - Oh. 1269 00:56:39,151 --> 00:56:40,875 Well, eh. 1270 00:56:42,416 --> 00:56:43,878 What can I do you for? 1271 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,098 Something for the mister? 1272 00:56:45,136 --> 00:56:48,998 Sadly, there is no mister at the moment. 1273 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,828 Beautiful woman like yourself? 1274 00:56:50,863 --> 00:56:52,903 My husband... 1275 00:56:55,568 --> 00:56:57,739 ...accidentally suffocated. 1276 00:56:57,776 --> 00:56:59,118 You need a fella. 1277 00:56:59,152 --> 00:57:02,861 I do. I do need a fella. 1278 00:57:02,896 --> 00:57:07,467 And the way to a man's heart is through his funny bone. 1279 00:57:07,504 --> 00:57:09,708 Now here's an icebreaker for ya. 1280 00:57:11,952 --> 00:57:14,538 Oh, Miss Maybelle, you do throw a lovely party. 1281 00:57:14,576 --> 00:57:16,463 But what are you celebratin'? 1282 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:19,115 Well, it's kind of an ending. 1283 00:57:19,153 --> 00:57:21,487 But it deserved to go out with a bang. 1284 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,244 What ended? 1285 00:57:24,752 --> 00:57:25,865 Negro Day. 1286 00:57:25,904 --> 00:57:27,431 What? 1287 00:57:27,472 --> 00:57:30,440 All right. Time y'all knew. 1288 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,375 velma von Tussle just told me we have had our last show. 1289 00:57:34,416 --> 00:57:35,845 No. 1290 00:57:35,888 --> 00:57:38,157 Yeah, it seems our little show was a nice little placeholder... 1291 00:57:38,193 --> 00:57:40,265 - but it was time to get some ratings. - Aww! 1292 00:57:40,304 --> 00:57:42,508 I didn't wanna tell y'all up front. 1293 00:57:42,545 --> 00:57:45,065 I just wanted to have a little fun tonight. 1294 00:57:45,105 --> 00:57:47,308 But I practiced so hard. 1295 00:57:47,345 --> 00:57:49,800 Now I'll never get a chance to be on the show. 1296 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,466 Oh, you will be seen, baby. 1297 00:57:51,504 --> 00:57:52,453 I promise. 1298 00:57:52,497 --> 00:57:54,057 You can't have your own show? 1299 00:57:54,097 --> 00:57:55,504 Fine, you'll come dance with us. 1300 00:57:55,536 --> 00:57:57,063 Hmm. Honey. 1301 00:57:57,104 --> 00:57:58,828 You been dozin' off durin' history? 1302 00:57:58,865 --> 00:58:00,905 Yes, always. 1303 00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:03,792 Trace, black and whites ain't never danced on Tv together. 1304 00:58:03,824 --> 00:58:06,213 Well, if we can't dance... 1305 00:58:06,256 --> 00:58:09,256 maybe we should just march. 1306 00:58:11,473 --> 00:58:13,382 Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's. 1307 00:58:13,424 --> 00:58:14,951 Better time slot, too. 1308 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:15,941 Mm-hmm. 1309 00:58:15,985 --> 00:58:17,960 Like on the 11:00 news. 1310 00:58:18,001 --> 00:58:18,928 Ahh! 1311 00:58:18,961 --> 00:58:20,238 What y'all say? 1312 00:58:20,273 --> 00:58:21,767 Should we give this fine woman... 1313 00:58:21,808 --> 00:58:22,986 all the ratings she deserves? 1314 00:58:23,025 --> 00:58:24,683 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1315 00:58:24,721 --> 00:58:25,998 Hey, hey! 1316 00:58:26,033 --> 00:58:28,302 Well, it is a school night... 1317 00:58:28,337 --> 00:58:29,798 and I think we oughta call it a night. 1318 00:58:29,841 --> 00:58:32,623 Tell you what. We meet up at the church Friday, 4:00... 1319 00:58:32,657 --> 00:58:35,657 and we will march on WYZT. 1320 00:58:35,697 --> 00:58:37,836 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1321 00:58:37,874 --> 00:58:38,822 Yeah! 1322 00:58:38,865 --> 00:58:40,556 Tracy, you can't protest, hon. 1323 00:58:40,593 --> 00:58:42,503 I mean, these are lovely people... 1324 00:58:42,545 --> 00:58:44,236 but if you protest, you'll be on lists. 1325 00:58:44,273 --> 00:58:45,768 You'll be on files. 1326 00:58:45,809 --> 00:58:47,881 J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'... 1327 00:58:47,922 --> 00:58:49,678 your cold, dead body in the grave. 1328 00:58:49,713 --> 00:58:50,793 Oh, Mother. 1329 00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:53,681 Link, we're going with them, right? 1330 00:58:53,713 --> 00:58:55,852 Walk with me. 1331 00:58:55,889 --> 00:58:59,501 You want your Belgian chocolate animal droppings. 1332 00:59:01,393 --> 00:59:03,597 Dot dot. This store's for you. 1333 00:59:03,634 --> 00:59:07,627 - Oh! What a treasure trove. - Huh? 1334 00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:10,219 Come here, baby. 1335 00:59:10,258 --> 00:59:11,916 Don't be sad. 1336 00:59:11,954 --> 00:59:13,710 We gonna make it happen, OK? 1337 00:59:13,746 --> 00:59:14,793 Can I go? 1338 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:16,110 Now, come on, now. 1339 00:59:16,146 --> 00:59:17,422 I can't be worried about you out there. 1340 00:59:18,898 --> 00:59:20,720 Trace... 1341 00:59:20,754 --> 00:59:23,307 I been smilin' and dancin' on this show for 3 years. 1342 00:59:24,434 --> 00:59:25,611 Mrs. von Tussle just promised... 1343 00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:27,275 I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant. 1344 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,161 She's-she invited agents. 1345 00:59:30,194 --> 00:59:32,398 That's my shot, Trace. 1346 00:59:32,434 --> 00:59:34,060 I can't jeopardize that. 1347 00:59:34,098 --> 00:59:36,203 But it's what's right. 1348 00:59:36,242 --> 00:59:37,998 I'm sorry, Trace. 1349 00:59:38,034 --> 00:59:40,717 I just think this adventure's... 1350 00:59:40,754 --> 00:59:41,998 a little... 1351 00:59:42,034 --> 00:59:43,278 too big for me. 1352 00:59:45,906 --> 00:59:47,499 Oh, God. No, no, no. That's not what I- 1353 00:59:47,538 --> 00:59:49,513 I get it, Link. It's your shot. 1354 00:59:49,554 --> 00:59:50,896 No, Trace, that's not what I- 1355 00:59:50,930 --> 00:59:51,879 It's fine. 1356 00:59:54,706 --> 00:59:56,113 Oh, hon. 1357 00:59:59,602 --> 01:00:01,577 I should go. 1358 01:00:01,618 --> 01:00:03,112 Give him time. 1359 01:00:03,154 --> 01:00:05,097 He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you. 1360 01:00:05,138 --> 01:00:08,236 You have to say that, you're my mother. 1361 01:00:08,274 --> 01:00:11,373 Well, I know a little somethin' about men. 1362 01:00:11,410 --> 01:00:15,469 And, my personal favorite, x- ray specs. 1363 01:00:15,506 --> 01:00:17,132 You can see through anything. 1364 01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:20,585 Skin, clothes, you name it. 1365 01:00:20,626 --> 01:00:21,903 Now, take your father. 1366 01:00:21,938 --> 01:00:24,655 And he's always downstairs in that shop workin' late. 1367 01:00:24,690 --> 01:00:26,992 Do I take it personal? No. 1368 01:00:27,026 --> 01:00:29,547 Men always put their career first. 1369 01:00:29,587 --> 01:00:30,732 Remember that. 1370 01:00:30,770 --> 01:00:31,818 OK. 1371 01:00:31,859 --> 01:00:33,866 I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed. 1372 01:00:33,906 --> 01:00:34,986 All right, hon. 1373 01:00:35,027 --> 01:00:35,954 Night. 1374 01:00:35,987 --> 01:00:38,027 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1375 01:00:38,067 --> 01:00:40,009 I think I'm gonna go to bed, too. 1376 01:00:40,050 --> 01:00:41,905 Oh, I'm so tired. 1377 01:00:47,347 --> 01:00:50,511 You don't need those... 1378 01:00:50,547 --> 01:00:53,547 to see what's under these clothes. 1379 01:00:53,587 --> 01:00:56,173 There's a product that really works... 1380 01:00:56,211 --> 01:00:58,699 'cause these are phony as a three dollar bill. 1381 01:01:02,579 --> 01:01:04,402 Incredible! 1382 01:01:04,435 --> 01:01:06,224 I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf... 1383 01:01:06,259 --> 01:01:09,293 and you would remain completely obtuse. 1384 01:01:09,331 --> 01:01:10,258 Obtuse. 1385 01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:11,753 Yes, obtuse. 1386 01:01:11,795 --> 01:01:13,453 I flunked geometry. 1387 01:01:13,491 --> 01:01:16,077 Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt! 1388 01:01:16,115 --> 01:01:17,642 Yeah. 1389 01:01:19,027 --> 01:01:20,937 Wait! How 'bout this? 1390 01:01:20,979 --> 01:01:22,386 OK. 1391 01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:27,121 # Those lips, those eyes # 1392 01:01:27,155 --> 01:01:28,432 # That food # 1393 01:01:28,467 --> 01:01:30,704 # Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread # 1394 01:01:30,739 --> 01:01:32,561 # To get ya in the mood # 1395 01:01:32,596 --> 01:01:36,851 # Wilbur, can't ya feel the burnin' flame of hot desire # 1396 01:01:36,884 --> 01:01:39,273 # You're gonna need more than some seltzer # 1397 01:01:39,316 --> 01:01:41,683 # To put out this fire # 1398 01:01:41,715 --> 01:01:45,064 # I'm wailin': "look out, old Balti- # 1399 01:01:45,108 --> 01:01:47,017 # "- more" I'm sellin' somethin' # 1400 01:01:47,059 --> 01:01:50,256 # You can't purchase at a ten-cent store # 1401 01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:52,626 # Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess # 1402 01:01:52,659 --> 01:01:54,252 # Come on and take me to the ball # 1403 01:01:54,291 --> 01:01:56,975 # I bet you're tired of heavy lifting # 1404 01:01:57,011 --> 01:01:59,084 # Get your hands on somethin' small # 1405 01:02:00,147 --> 01:02:01,708 # Because I'm a-big- # 1406 01:02:01,748 --> 01:02:02,893 # -blonde- # 1407 01:02:02,932 --> 01:02:04,939 # -and beautiful # 1408 01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:06,955 # It's time to face the facts # 1409 01:02:06,996 --> 01:02:09,418 # It's irrefutable # 1410 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,282 # Why waste one more minute # 1411 01:02:11,316 --> 01:02:13,421 # Now I feel brand spankin' new # 1412 01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:14,954 # Hey, Wilbur, take a look # 1413 01:02:14,995 --> 01:02:16,010 # It's all for # 1414 01:02:16,051 --> 01:02:17,262 You! 1415 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,504 You?! 1416 01:02:19,539 --> 01:02:20,467 Ohh! 1417 01:02:20,499 --> 01:02:21,547 Edna. 1418 01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:25,036 Your wife! You said she was out! Oh! Wait a minute! 1419 01:02:25,076 --> 01:02:26,221 Hi, hon. 1420 01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:30,894 Ma, you don't really believe that he would do that. 1421 01:02:30,932 --> 01:02:33,266 You are never setting foot on that show again. 1422 01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:34,827 You hear me? 1423 01:02:34,868 --> 01:02:38,381 I heard you the first 400 times, Ma. 1424 01:03:00,084 --> 01:03:02,157 - Hey. - Huh. 1425 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:03,407 Oh. 1426 01:03:07,669 --> 01:03:08,596 Daddy. 1427 01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:11,661 It wasn't me. 1428 01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:14,450 I had to improvise a bed out of something. 1429 01:03:14,485 --> 01:03:15,826 Whoopee cushions? 1430 01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:19,019 That will play heck with my sciatica. 1431 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:22,125 Oop. That one was me. 1432 01:03:22,165 --> 01:03:24,270 Oh. Oh. 1433 01:03:24,309 --> 01:03:26,546 Daddy, are you OK? 1434 01:03:26,581 --> 01:03:28,272 Ohh. 1435 01:03:28,308 --> 01:03:31,374 Tracy, you know... 1436 01:03:31,413 --> 01:03:36,148 these peepers have never looked at another woman. 1437 01:03:36,181 --> 01:03:39,410 This heart only beats for size 60. 1438 01:03:39,445 --> 01:03:42,674 Daddy, you know what velma wanted. 1439 01:03:42,709 --> 01:03:44,748 She wanted me off the show. 1440 01:03:44,789 --> 01:03:48,945 And I knew that, but how could she go that far? 1441 01:03:48,981 --> 01:03:52,112 Come here. Come here, little girl. 1442 01:03:52,149 --> 01:03:54,353 Little girl. 1443 01:03:54,389 --> 01:03:57,902 And then to just cancel Negro Day like that. 1444 01:03:57,941 --> 01:04:00,691 Just to make sure that nobody who's different... 1445 01:04:00,725 --> 01:04:02,798 or who's black or Chinese... 1446 01:04:02,837 --> 01:04:05,358 or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds. 1447 01:04:05,397 --> 01:04:07,284 What are you talking? Stop it. 1448 01:04:07,317 --> 01:04:09,870 What are you talking? 1449 01:04:09,909 --> 01:04:12,048 I think I've been in a bubble or something. 1450 01:04:12,085 --> 01:04:15,631 Thinking that fairness was just going to happen. 1451 01:04:15,669 --> 01:04:17,131 It's not. 1452 01:04:17,173 --> 01:04:20,272 I think people like me are gonna have to get up... 1453 01:04:20,309 --> 01:04:24,466 off their father's laps and go out there and fight for it. 1454 01:04:31,669 --> 01:04:34,003 Ahh. Your mother and I... 1455 01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,275 We don't see too far past our front door. 1456 01:04:36,310 --> 01:04:39,725 But you... see all the way to Schenectady. 1457 01:04:39,765 --> 01:04:43,475 So, if there's something you need to stand up for... 1458 01:04:43,510 --> 01:04:46,892 don't ya listen to old dogs like us. 1459 01:04:46,933 --> 01:04:50,032 We need to learn some new tricks... 1460 01:04:50,070 --> 01:04:51,411 from you. 1461 01:04:51,446 --> 01:04:54,195 You don't need new tricks, Dad. 1462 01:04:54,230 --> 01:04:56,085 You need Mom. 1463 01:05:01,910 --> 01:05:04,114 She changed the locks. 1464 01:05:09,654 --> 01:05:11,116 Oh. 1465 01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:16,783 Good night, Daddy. 1466 01:05:25,110 --> 01:05:28,459 Aw, wow. 1467 01:05:28,503 --> 01:05:30,226 Come on, baby. 1468 01:05:34,422 --> 01:05:36,113 Honey, took me 5 years... 1469 01:05:36,150 --> 01:05:38,223 to figure out you were flirting. 1470 01:05:38,262 --> 01:05:40,466 How could I ever? 1471 01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:44,307 Well, she is very glamorous. 1472 01:05:44,342 --> 01:05:46,611 Edna. 1473 01:05:50,519 --> 01:05:53,552 She just makes me feel old. 1474 01:05:53,590 --> 01:05:55,019 Nonsense. 1475 01:05:55,063 --> 01:05:56,819 Doll! 1476 01:05:56,854 --> 01:05:58,709 You're spry as a Slinky. 1477 01:06:00,758 --> 01:06:02,930 I'm not talkin' to you. 1478 01:06:02,966 --> 01:06:07,156 # Styles keep a-changin', the world's rearrangin' # 1479 01:06:07,191 --> 01:06:11,152 # But, Edna, you're timeless to me # 1480 01:06:11,191 --> 01:06:14,671 # Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter # 1481 01:06:14,711 --> 01:06:19,632 # But time cannot take what comes free # 1482 01:06:19,671 --> 01:06:22,835 # You're like a stinky old cheese, babe # 1483 01:06:22,871 --> 01:06:27,312 # Just gettin' riper with age # 1484 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:29,718 # You're like a fatal disease, babe # 1485 01:06:29,751 --> 01:06:30,961 What? 1486 01:06:30,999 --> 01:06:34,676 # But there's no cure, so let this fever rage # 1487 01:06:34,711 --> 01:06:38,540 # Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit # 1488 01:06:38,584 --> 01:06:42,195 # But I take the opposite view # 1489 01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:44,719 # 'Cause when I need a lift # 1490 01:06:44,759 --> 01:06:46,450 # Time brings a gift # 1491 01:06:46,487 --> 01:06:50,382 # Another day with you # 1492 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:52,114 # A twist or a waltz # 1493 01:06:52,151 --> 01:06:54,191 # It's all the same schmaltz # 1494 01:06:54,231 --> 01:06:57,712 # With just a change in the scenery # 1495 01:06:57,751 --> 01:06:59,988 # You'll never be old hat # 1496 01:07:00,023 --> 01:07:00,972 # That's that # 1497 01:07:01,016 --> 01:07:03,831 # You're timeless to me # 1498 01:07:06,391 --> 01:07:08,115 # Fads keep a-fadin' # 1499 01:07:08,151 --> 01:07:10,224 # Castro's invadin' # 1500 01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:13,974 # But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me # 1501 01:07:14,007 --> 01:07:15,633 # Hairdos are higher # 1502 01:07:15,672 --> 01:07:17,712 # Mine feels like barbed wire # 1503 01:07:17,751 --> 01:07:21,777 # But you say I'm chic as can be # 1504 01:07:21,816 --> 01:07:24,783 # You're like a rare vintage ripple # 1505 01:07:24,823 --> 01:07:25,838 Thank you. 1506 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,710 # A vintage they'll never forget # 1507 01:07:29,752 --> 01:07:33,167 # So pour me a teeny-weeny triple # 1508 01:07:33,207 --> 01:07:34,669 Any time! 1509 01:07:34,712 --> 01:07:36,916 # And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet # 1510 01:07:36,951 --> 01:07:37,879 What? 1511 01:07:37,911 --> 01:07:39,472 # I can't stop eating # 1512 01:07:39,512 --> 01:07:41,138 # Your hairline's receding # 1513 01:07:41,176 --> 01:07:42,256 Hey. 1514 01:07:42,296 --> 01:07:44,271 # And soon you'll have nothing at all # 1515 01:07:44,312 --> 01:07:45,523 Never. 1516 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,699 # So you'll wear a wig # 1517 01:07:47,736 --> 01:07:49,198 # While I roast a pig # 1518 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,989 # Hey! Pass that Geritol # 1519 01:07:52,024 --> 01:07:53,234 I love pig. 1520 01:07:53,272 --> 01:07:55,279 # Glenn Miller had brass # 1521 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,262 # That Chubby Checker's a gas # 1522 01:07:57,304 --> 01:08:00,752 # But they all pass eventually # 1523 01:08:00,793 --> 01:08:03,956 # You'll never be passé, hip-hooray # 1524 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:07,025 # You're timeless to me # 1525 01:08:17,976 --> 01:08:19,983 Heh heh heh! 1526 01:08:28,025 --> 01:08:29,269 Grrr! 1527 01:08:56,537 --> 01:08:59,798 # You're like a broken-down Chevy # 1528 01:08:59,833 --> 01:09:03,662 # All I need is a fresh coat of paint # 1529 01:09:03,705 --> 01:09:07,927 # And, Edna, ya got me goin' hot and heavy # 1530 01:09:07,961 --> 01:09:09,684 # You're fat and old # 1531 01:09:09,721 --> 01:09:12,274 - What? - # But, baby, boring you ain't # 1532 01:09:12,313 --> 01:09:14,102 # Some folks don't get it # 1533 01:09:14,137 --> 01:09:16,047 # But we never fret it # 1534 01:09:16,089 --> 01:09:19,471 # 'Cause we know that time is our friend # 1535 01:09:19,514 --> 01:09:21,717 # Yeah, it's plain to see # 1536 01:09:21,753 --> 01:09:23,892 # That you're stuck with me # 1537 01:09:23,929 --> 01:09:27,704 # Until the bitter end # 1538 01:09:27,737 --> 01:09:31,480 # And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid # 1539 01:09:31,513 --> 01:09:34,830 # Off the Turnblad family tree # 1540 01:09:34,874 --> 01:09:37,143 # You'll always hit the spot # 1541 01:09:37,177 --> 01:09:38,738 # Big shot # 1542 01:09:38,777 --> 01:09:41,297 # You're timeless to me # 1543 01:09:42,873 --> 01:09:46,670 # You'll always be du jour, mon amour # 1544 01:09:46,713 --> 01:09:49,080 # You're timeless to me # 1545 01:09:53,914 --> 01:09:58,169 # You'll always be first string # 1546 01:09:58,202 --> 01:10:01,333 # Ring-a-ding-ding # 1547 01:10:01,369 --> 01:10:13,845 # You're timeless to me # 1548 01:10:15,514 --> 01:10:18,678 # You're timeless # 1549 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:27,476 # To me # 1550 01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:28,791 Oh, Wilbur. 1551 01:10:33,850 --> 01:10:35,573 Tracy. 1552 01:10:35,610 --> 01:10:36,951 Wake up, hon. 1553 01:10:36,986 --> 01:10:40,281 Wake up. Everything's good again. 1554 01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:44,150 Wilbur! Wilbur! 1555 01:10:44,186 --> 01:10:45,266 Uhh! 1556 01:10:46,554 --> 01:10:49,871 Seaweed, help pass those signs out. 1557 01:10:49,914 --> 01:10:51,321 Give her one. 1558 01:10:51,354 --> 01:10:53,078 Hey, Jackie, we're over here. 1559 01:10:53,114 --> 01:10:55,667 Aw, you lookin' good, Gertrude. 1560 01:10:55,707 --> 01:10:57,594 C'mon, y'all. Here we go now. 1561 01:11:00,186 --> 01:11:01,299 Tracy! 1562 01:11:03,035 --> 01:11:05,075 You're gonna pay a heavy price. 1563 01:11:05,115 --> 01:11:06,391 I know. 1564 01:11:06,427 --> 01:11:08,249 You'll never dance on Tv again. 1565 01:11:08,283 --> 01:11:10,487 If I can't dance with Seaweed and Little Inez... 1566 01:11:10,523 --> 01:11:12,890 then I don't wanna dance on Tv at all. 1567 01:11:12,923 --> 01:11:16,119 I just want tomorrow to be better. 1568 01:11:16,155 --> 01:11:19,450 # There's a light # 1569 01:11:19,482 --> 01:11:23,989 # In the darkness # 1570 01:11:24,026 --> 01:11:31,184 # Though the night is black as my skin # 1571 01:11:31,227 --> 01:11:36,246 # There's a light burnin' bright # 1572 01:11:36,283 --> 01:11:39,960 # Showing me the way # 1573 01:11:42,075 --> 01:11:46,548 # But I know where I've been # 1574 01:11:47,675 --> 01:11:51,799 # There's a cry # 1575 01:11:51,835 --> 01:11:55,032 # In the distance # 1576 01:11:55,067 --> 01:12:01,526 # It's a voice that comes from deep within # 1577 01:12:01,563 --> 01:12:03,952 # Hey, yeah # 1578 01:12:03,995 --> 01:12:07,475 # There's a cry askin' why # 1579 01:12:07,516 --> 01:12:11,672 # I pray the answer's up ahead # 1580 01:12:13,755 --> 01:12:19,287 # 'Cause I know where I've been # 1581 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:27,384 # There's a road # 1582 01:12:27,420 --> 01:12:31,413 # We been travelin' # 1583 01:12:31,452 --> 01:12:35,478 # Lost so many # 1584 01:12:35,515 --> 01:12:38,068 # On the way # 1585 01:12:39,676 --> 01:12:47,062 # But the riches will be plenty # 1586 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,620 # Worth the price # 1587 01:12:49,659 --> 01:12:55,323 # The price we had to pay # 1588 01:12:55,356 --> 01:12:59,153 # There's a dream # 1589 01:12:59,196 --> 01:13:02,971 - # In the future # - # Ooh-ooh # 1590 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:05,491 # There's a struggle # 1591 01:13:05,532 --> 01:13:09,493 # That we have yet to win # 1592 01:13:11,196 --> 01:13:14,993 # And there's pride in my heart # 1593 01:13:15,036 --> 01:13:19,476 # 'Cause I know where I'm goin' # 1594 01:13:19,517 --> 01:13:21,404 # Yes, I do # 1595 01:13:21,437 --> 01:13:26,357 # And I know where I've been # 1596 01:13:26,396 --> 01:13:27,323 # Yeah # 1597 01:13:27,356 --> 01:13:30,771 # There's a road # 1598 01:13:30,812 --> 01:13:34,997 # We must travel # 1599 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,076 # There's a promise # 1600 01:13:37,116 --> 01:13:39,320 # There is a promise # 1601 01:13:39,356 --> 01:13:40,666 # We must make # 1602 01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:42,839 # That we must make # 1603 01:13:42,876 --> 01:13:44,764 # But the riches # 1604 01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:46,901 # Oh, but the riches # 1605 01:13:46,941 --> 01:13:47,955 # Will be plenty # 1606 01:13:47,997 --> 01:13:50,844 # The riches will be plenty, yeah # 1607 01:13:50,877 --> 01:13:52,917 # Worth the risk # 1608 01:13:52,957 --> 01:13:54,997 # And the chances that we take # 1609 01:13:55,037 --> 01:13:58,834 # And the chances we take # 1610 01:13:58,877 --> 01:14:01,495 # There's a dream # 1611 01:14:01,533 --> 01:14:07,162 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future # 1612 01:14:07,197 --> 01:14:08,441 # There's a struggle # 1613 01:14:08,477 --> 01:14:09,405 # Struggle # 1614 01:14:09,437 --> 01:14:12,055 # That we have yet to win # 1615 01:14:12,093 --> 01:14:14,678 # We have yet to win # 1616 01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:16,440 # Use that pride # 1617 01:14:16,477 --> 01:14:17,404 # Pride # 1618 01:14:17,437 --> 01:14:19,324 # In our hearts # 1619 01:14:19,357 --> 01:14:20,284 # To lift us up # 1620 01:14:20,317 --> 01:14:21,244 # Lift us up # 1621 01:14:21,277 --> 01:14:23,251 # Until tomorrow # 1622 01:14:23,293 --> 01:14:24,438 # Oooh # 1623 01:14:24,477 --> 01:14:29,845 # 'Cause just to sit still would be a sin # 1624 01:14:29,885 --> 01:14:33,398 # I know it, I know it, I know where I'm goin' # 1625 01:14:33,437 --> 01:14:41,239 # Lord knows I know # 1626 01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:45,401 # Where I've been # 1627 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:47,325 # Oh, when we win # 1628 01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:50,838 # Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God # 1629 01:14:50,877 --> 01:14:55,481 # 'Cause I know where I've been # 1630 01:14:55,518 --> 01:15:00,439 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 1631 01:15:00,477 --> 01:15:02,681 Oh, yeah, amen! 1632 01:15:02,717 --> 01:15:03,645 Amen, amen! 1633 01:15:03,677 --> 01:15:04,822 That's right. 1634 01:15:04,862 --> 01:15:07,709 Tracy, hon, you don't know what you're doing. 1635 01:15:07,742 --> 01:15:09,171 Yes, I do, Ma. 1636 01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,162 Hello, Miss Maybelle. 1637 01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:11,154 Well, good evening, Miss Edna. 1638 01:15:11,197 --> 01:15:12,212 Nice-a you to join us. 1639 01:15:12,253 --> 01:15:13,398 She's got a lovely turnout. 1640 01:15:13,438 --> 01:15:15,063 Now I really think they don't need you anymore. 1641 01:15:15,102 --> 01:15:16,214 You come home with me. 1642 01:15:16,253 --> 01:15:18,741 Oh. 1643 01:15:18,781 --> 01:15:20,920 No, we are not sending a camera crew. 1644 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:24,154 They're protesting our own station, dimwit. 1645 01:15:25,278 --> 01:15:26,871 Why is Channel Five there? 1646 01:15:28,158 --> 01:15:30,525 Well, of course they're all Negroes. 1647 01:15:30,558 --> 01:15:31,932 And why would-? 1648 01:15:31,966 --> 01:15:34,999 Ahh! Ohh. 1649 01:15:35,037 --> 01:15:36,314 I know who would. 1650 01:15:36,349 --> 01:15:38,357 Oh, I know exactly who would. 1651 01:15:38,398 --> 01:15:40,285 2, 4, 6, 8! 1652 01:15:40,318 --> 01:15:42,260 Tv's got to integrate! 1653 01:15:42,302 --> 01:15:45,947 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1654 01:15:45,982 --> 01:15:46,910 2, 4, 6, 8! 1655 01:15:46,942 --> 01:15:48,284 Oh, my God, no! 1656 01:15:48,318 --> 01:15:49,398 Tv's got to integrate! 1657 01:15:49,438 --> 01:15:50,485 - No! - Ma, come on. 1658 01:15:50,526 --> 01:15:51,606 The sound's not working. 1659 01:15:51,646 --> 01:15:52,791 You knew there'd be police. 1660 01:15:52,830 --> 01:15:55,350 - But I didn't know there'd be cameras. - So? 1661 01:15:55,390 --> 01:15:57,757 Oh, I cannot be seen on television at this present weight. 1662 01:15:57,790 --> 01:15:59,197 2, 4, 6, 8! 1663 01:15:59,231 --> 01:16:01,053 Tv's got to integrate! 1664 01:16:01,086 --> 01:16:02,842 2, 4, 6, 8! 1665 01:16:02,878 --> 01:16:04,885 Tv's got to integrate! 1666 01:16:04,926 --> 01:16:06,650 2, 4, 6, 8! 1667 01:16:06,686 --> 01:16:07,614 Tv's got to integrate! 1668 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:08,791 Excuse me. 1669 01:16:08,831 --> 01:16:10,903 Is there some reason we can't pass by peacefully? 1670 01:16:10,942 --> 01:16:13,179 I strongly suggest you and your little friends... 1671 01:16:13,214 --> 01:16:15,833 head back to where you come from. 1672 01:16:15,870 --> 01:16:16,950 Hey, you don't have to be so rude. 1673 01:16:16,990 --> 01:16:18,005 Tracy! 1674 01:16:18,046 --> 01:16:19,956 It's all right, Tracy. I can handle this. 1675 01:16:19,999 --> 01:16:21,886 'Scuse me. She was talking to you. 1676 01:16:21,919 --> 01:16:23,642 - Oh, Tracy! - Oh! 1677 01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:25,402 Tracy, no. 1678 01:16:25,439 --> 01:16:27,293 You just assaulted a police officer, miss. 1679 01:16:27,327 --> 01:16:29,269 - No! - I what?! 1680 01:16:29,310 --> 01:16:30,238 Assaulted?! 1681 01:16:30,270 --> 01:16:32,791 Enough! Hey! 1682 01:16:34,366 --> 01:16:35,959 All right, boys. 1683 01:16:35,999 --> 01:16:38,071 Let's take the whole lot in. 1684 01:16:38,111 --> 01:16:39,965 - No! - Run, Tracy! Run! 1685 01:16:39,999 --> 01:16:43,479 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1686 01:16:43,519 --> 01:16:46,519 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1687 01:16:46,559 --> 01:16:49,559 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1688 01:16:49,599 --> 01:16:52,469 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1689 01:16:52,511 --> 01:16:54,878 And our cameras also caught Tracy Turnblad... 1690 01:16:54,911 --> 01:16:57,879 the teenage Tv personality and rabble-rouser. 1691 01:16:57,919 --> 01:16:59,642 Miss Turnblad brutally attacked a sergeant... 1692 01:16:59,679 --> 01:17:01,140 with a blunt instrument before fleeing the scene... 1693 01:17:01,182 --> 01:17:03,801 You see? You see? 1694 01:17:03,839 --> 01:17:05,814 If I let you leave the house... 1695 01:17:05,855 --> 01:17:08,277 right now you'd be in prison fighting whores for cigarettes. 1696 01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:10,523 That Tracy Turnblad always was a bad influence. 1697 01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:13,821 Well, you are never, ever gonna see that beehived harlot again. 1698 01:17:13,855 --> 01:17:15,678 OK, Mother. Excuse me. 1699 01:17:15,711 --> 01:17:16,758 Penny? 1700 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,457 Pray for her. 1701 01:17:18,495 --> 01:17:21,016 She's gonna need it. 1702 01:17:22,303 --> 01:17:24,026 Tracy! Tracy! 1703 01:17:24,064 --> 01:17:26,813 She's not here, I told you. 1704 01:17:26,848 --> 01:17:28,441 Hon, she knows... 1705 01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:29,853 if the cops are lookin' for her... 1706 01:17:29,887 --> 01:17:32,156 this is the first place they'll come. 1707 01:17:34,559 --> 01:17:37,407 What this must-a put you through, Wilbur. 1708 01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:38,814 I'm so sorry. 1709 01:17:38,847 --> 01:17:39,796 I'm not. 1710 01:17:39,839 --> 01:17:40,766 You're not? 1711 01:17:40,799 --> 01:17:41,726 I'm proud-a you. 1712 01:17:41,759 --> 01:17:42,839 You are? 1713 01:17:42,879 --> 01:17:45,432 Baby, somebody had to do somethin'. 1714 01:17:45,472 --> 01:17:49,246 'Course, we may be eating beans for the next 10 years. 1715 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:51,992 Bail for 20's kind of pricey. 1716 01:17:52,031 --> 01:17:53,886 You bailed all those people out? 1717 01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:55,327 Ya upset with me? 1718 01:17:55,359 --> 01:17:56,439 I'm sorry. 1719 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:59,130 Hon, it just seemed like the right thing. 1720 01:17:59,168 --> 01:18:02,102 Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing. 1721 01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:06,909 Knights in armor don't come any shinier than you. 1722 01:18:06,944 --> 01:18:08,831 But where's our little girl? 1723 01:18:11,488 --> 01:18:12,764 Are you OK, Trace? 1724 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,556 Oh, you have no idea. 1725 01:18:15,711 --> 01:18:16,759 Come on. 1726 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:17,727 Thank you so much. 1727 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:19,483 You're such a great friend. 1728 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,243 Thanks. 1729 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,647 Penny, the cops are looking for me everywhere. 1730 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,535 You could go to jail for helping me. 1731 01:18:25,568 --> 01:18:28,088 Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on. 1732 01:18:30,688 --> 01:18:31,636 Oh, no. 1733 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,087 - What? - Your hair deflated. 1734 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:34,364 Oh, let it. 1735 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,921 It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man. 1736 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:38,073 You are so tough. 1737 01:18:38,112 --> 01:18:39,999 So, what do ya think? 1738 01:18:40,032 --> 01:18:41,461 Maybe you could live down here. 1739 01:18:41,504 --> 01:18:43,544 I don't even know why we have this room down here... 1740 01:18:43,584 --> 01:18:45,111 but there's food, water... 1741 01:18:45,152 --> 01:18:48,731 first aid kit, gas mask, Russian-language books. 1742 01:18:48,768 --> 01:18:50,197 It's very well-insulated. 1743 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,866 It won't be where you're going. 1744 01:18:51,904 --> 01:18:53,398 The police are on their way. 1745 01:18:53,441 --> 01:18:55,164 Mom, please don't send my best friend to the big house. 1746 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,444 Penny, hush. 1747 01:18:56,481 --> 01:18:58,303 You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs. Pingleton. 1748 01:18:58,337 --> 01:18:59,449 Things need to change... 1749 01:18:59,488 --> 01:19:01,430 and I won't stop tryin' to change them. 1750 01:19:01,473 --> 01:19:02,847 I don't care how long it takes. 1751 01:19:02,881 --> 01:19:04,768 Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life. 1752 01:19:04,801 --> 01:19:05,880 Get the jump rope, Penny. 1753 01:19:05,921 --> 01:19:07,165 Mom, not the jump rope! 1754 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,629 Don't you touch my canned tuna. 1755 01:19:09,728 --> 01:19:12,150 You wait till your father gets out of prison. 1756 01:19:12,193 --> 01:19:14,495 You'll see more than a jump rope, missy! 1757 01:19:14,528 --> 01:19:17,692 A massive manhunt is underway for Miss Turnblad... 1758 01:19:17,729 --> 01:19:20,631 who bludgeoned sergeant and decorated Korean war veteran... 1759 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:23,161 Mike Morris with a crowbar, shattering his jaw... 1760 01:19:23,201 --> 01:19:24,761 That is a lie. 1761 01:19:24,801 --> 01:19:27,419 They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur. 1762 01:19:27,456 --> 01:19:28,601 They're tellin' lies. 1763 01:19:28,641 --> 01:19:29,885 Sergeant Morris is in critical condition. 1764 01:19:29,921 --> 01:19:31,328 This is such a Midol moment. 1765 01:19:32,321 --> 01:19:34,841 Wilbur, that-Oh! Maybe that's her. Oh, that's her. 1766 01:19:34,881 --> 01:19:37,270 Is that you, Tracy? 1767 01:19:38,401 --> 01:19:40,605 Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy. 1768 01:19:40,641 --> 01:19:42,529 Uh, no. L-I was just at home, uh... 1769 01:19:42,561 --> 01:19:44,252 practicing my new twist on the twist... 1770 01:19:44,289 --> 01:19:46,231 and I overheard it on the news. 1771 01:19:46,273 --> 01:19:49,404 I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned an Eagle Scout. 1772 01:19:49,441 --> 01:19:50,967 That's just not like her. 1773 01:19:51,009 --> 01:19:52,121 Well, it's not true, I was there. 1774 01:19:52,161 --> 01:19:53,405 He didn't even bleed. 1775 01:19:53,441 --> 01:19:54,685 I shoulda been there... 1776 01:19:54,721 --> 01:19:56,445 beside her. 1777 01:19:56,481 --> 01:19:58,488 I can't sleep, I can't eat. 1778 01:19:58,530 --> 01:19:59,577 You can't eat? 1779 01:19:59,617 --> 01:20:01,690 Well, come on in and worry with us. 1780 01:20:01,729 --> 01:20:03,289 I'll make you some pork. 1781 01:20:03,330 --> 01:20:06,330 Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely... 1782 01:20:06,369 --> 01:20:08,671 positively, permanently punished. 1783 01:20:08,705 --> 01:20:12,022 You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang... 1784 01:20:12,066 --> 01:20:15,415 and you will never leave this room again. 1785 01:20:18,082 --> 01:20:20,449 Devil child! Devil child! 1786 01:20:27,874 --> 01:20:30,295 Seaweed. Shh, don't let her hear you. 1787 01:20:30,338 --> 01:20:31,864 Penny, what happened to you? 1788 01:20:31,906 --> 01:20:33,596 She's punishing me for harboring a fugitive... 1789 01:20:33,634 --> 01:20:34,582 without her permission. 1790 01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:36,152 What are you doing? 1791 01:20:36,193 --> 01:20:38,877 I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby. 1792 01:20:44,194 --> 01:20:46,081 Oh, Seaweed, you do care. 1793 01:20:46,114 --> 01:20:49,049 I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart. 1794 01:20:49,090 --> 01:20:51,326 No. These knots might. 1795 01:20:51,362 --> 01:20:53,402 W- Was your mom in the navy? 1796 01:20:58,050 --> 01:21:02,622 # Once I was a selfish fool who never understood # 1797 01:21:02,658 --> 01:21:04,730 # Never looked inside myself # 1798 01:21:04,770 --> 01:21:07,487 # Though on the outside, I looked good # 1799 01:21:07,522 --> 01:21:12,159 # Then we met and you made me the man I am today # 1800 01:21:12,194 --> 01:21:16,318 # Tracy, I'm in love with you, no matter what you weigh # 1801 01:21:16,354 --> 01:21:17,914 # 'Cause without love # 1802 01:21:17,954 --> 01:21:21,118 # Life is like the seasons with no summer # 1803 01:21:21,154 --> 01:21:22,845 # Without love # 1804 01:21:22,882 --> 01:21:25,882 # Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer # 1805 01:21:25,922 --> 01:21:28,094 # Tracy, I'll be yours forever # 1806 01:21:28,130 --> 01:21:30,399 # 'Cause I never wanna be # 1807 01:21:30,435 --> 01:21:34,144 # Without love # 1808 01:21:34,178 --> 01:21:36,033 # Tracy, never set me free # 1809 01:21:37,314 --> 01:21:39,354 # No, I ain't lyin' # 1810 01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:40,823 # Never set me free # 1811 01:21:40,866 --> 01:21:43,648 # Tracy, no, no, no # 1812 01:21:45,154 --> 01:21:49,562 # Livin' in the ghetto, black is everywhere ya go # 1813 01:21:49,602 --> 01:21:51,904 # Who'd've thought I'd love a girl # 1814 01:21:51,939 --> 01:21:54,688 # Whose skin was white as winter snow? # 1815 01:21:54,723 --> 01:21:56,316 # In my ivory tower # 1816 01:21:56,355 --> 01:21:58,941 # Life was just a hostess snack # 1817 01:21:58,979 --> 01:22:00,921 # But now I've tasted chocolate # 1818 01:22:00,962 --> 01:22:03,166 # And I'm never going back # 1819 01:22:03,203 --> 01:22:04,959 # 'Cause without love # 1820 01:22:04,995 --> 01:22:08,290 # Life is like a beat that you can't follow # 1821 01:22:08,323 --> 01:22:09,916 # Without love # 1822 01:22:09,954 --> 01:22:13,020 # Life is Doris Day at the Apollo # 1823 01:22:13,059 --> 01:22:15,197 # Darling, I'll be yours forever # 1824 01:22:15,235 --> 01:22:17,537 # 'Cause I never wanna be # 1825 01:22:17,571 --> 01:22:20,800 # Without love # 1826 01:22:20,835 --> 01:22:24,283 # So, darling, never set me free, no # 1827 01:22:24,323 --> 01:22:28,479 # I'm yours forever, never set me free # 1828 01:22:28,515 --> 01:22:30,904 # No, no, no # 1829 01:22:33,859 --> 01:22:36,706 # If I'm left without my baby doll # 1830 01:22:36,739 --> 01:22:39,456 # I don't know what I'll do # 1831 01:22:39,491 --> 01:22:41,052 # Link, I've got to break out # 1832 01:22:41,091 --> 01:22:44,091 # So that I can get my hands on you # 1833 01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:48,409 # Girl, if I can't touch you, then I'm gonna lose control # 1834 01:22:48,452 --> 01:22:50,907 # Seaweed, you're my black white knight # 1835 01:22:50,947 --> 01:22:52,857 # I've found my blue-eyed soul # 1836 01:22:52,899 --> 01:22:55,517 # Sweet freedom is our goal # 1837 01:22:55,555 --> 01:22:57,825 # Trace, I wanna kiss ya! # 1838 01:22:57,859 --> 01:22:59,899 # Let me out at the next toll! # 1839 01:22:59,939 --> 01:23:01,630 # Without love # 1840 01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:04,482 # Life is like a prom that won't invite us # 1841 01:23:04,516 --> 01:23:05,760 # Without love # 1842 01:23:05,795 --> 01:23:09,440 # It's like getting my big break and laryngitis # 1843 01:23:09,475 --> 01:23:10,849 # Without love # 1844 01:23:10,884 --> 01:23:13,983 # Life's a 45 when you can't buy it # 1845 01:23:14,019 --> 01:23:15,513 # Without love # 1846 01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:18,719 # Life is like my mother on a diet # 1847 01:23:18,756 --> 01:23:20,992 # Like a week that's only Mondays # 1848 01:23:21,028 --> 01:23:23,297 # Only ice cream, never sundaes # 1849 01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:25,852 # Like a circle with no center # 1850 01:23:25,892 --> 01:23:27,802 # Like a door marked "do not enter" # 1851 01:23:27,844 --> 01:23:30,593 # Darling, I'll be yours forever # 1852 01:23:30,628 --> 01:23:32,603 # 'Cause I never wanna be # 1853 01:23:32,644 --> 01:23:36,157 # Without love # 1854 01:23:36,196 --> 01:23:37,757 # Yes, now you've captured me # 1855 01:23:37,796 --> 01:23:40,479 # Without love # 1856 01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:42,687 # I surrender happily # 1857 01:23:42,724 --> 01:23:45,277 # Without love # 1858 01:23:45,316 --> 01:23:47,683 # Oh, Seaweed, never set me free # 1859 01:23:47,716 --> 01:23:48,829 # No, no, no # 1860 01:23:48,868 --> 01:23:50,559 # I ain't lyin' # 1861 01:23:50,596 --> 01:23:53,247 # Never set me free # 1862 01:23:53,284 --> 01:23:55,040 # No, no, no # 1863 01:23:55,076 --> 01:23:56,669 # No, I don't wanna live without # 1864 01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:58,978 # Love, love, love # 1865 01:23:59,012 --> 01:24:00,638 # Pretty Penny little # 1866 01:24:00,676 --> 01:24:03,742 # Darling, you had best believe me # 1867 01:24:03,781 --> 01:24:07,326 # Never leave me without love # 1868 01:24:08,356 --> 01:24:09,284 Link. 1869 01:24:09,316 --> 01:24:10,723 Your pork is ready. 1870 01:24:10,757 --> 01:24:11,684 Uh, Mama, I- 1871 01:24:11,717 --> 01:24:12,993 You tryin' to hide her here? 1872 01:24:13,029 --> 01:24:14,883 Uh. 1873 01:24:16,132 --> 01:24:17,921 Why you ain't think-a that before? 1874 01:24:17,956 --> 01:24:19,200 Everything she done for us. 1875 01:24:19,237 --> 01:24:20,316 Where your manners at, boy? 1876 01:24:20,357 --> 01:24:21,437 Ow! Well, I don't know. 1877 01:24:23,077 --> 01:24:24,571 And what about this one? 1878 01:24:24,612 --> 01:24:26,881 Seaweed's got a girlfriend. 1879 01:24:26,917 --> 01:24:27,997 Inez, shut up. 1880 01:24:28,037 --> 01:24:29,444 - You. - Oh. 1881 01:24:29,476 --> 01:24:31,680 So this is love. 1882 01:24:31,717 --> 01:24:33,505 Well, love is a gift. 1883 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:35,297 Lotta people don't remember that. 1884 01:24:35,332 --> 01:24:37,602 So you two better brace yourselves... 1885 01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:39,579 for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you... 1886 01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:41,628 from a never-ending parade of stupid. 1887 01:24:41,669 --> 01:24:43,229 So you met my mom? 1888 01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:47,931 Hello? 1889 01:24:47,973 --> 01:24:49,631 - Mom? - Tracy, are you OK? 1890 01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:50,879 - Yes, I'm safe. - Oh, my God. 1891 01:24:50,917 --> 01:24:51,964 - Mom, listen. - Where are you? 1892 01:24:52,005 --> 01:24:53,150 - I need your help. - What? 1893 01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:55,360 Tomorrow's the Miss Teenage Hairspray pageant. 1894 01:24:55,397 --> 01:24:56,324 Tracy, you- 1895 01:24:56,357 --> 01:24:57,567 I need you to come down to the station. 1896 01:24:57,604 --> 01:24:58,532 Well-well, Tracy- 1897 01:24:58,564 --> 01:24:59,677 - Dress nice. - What? 1898 01:24:59,717 --> 01:25:00,645 Penny will meet you out front. 1899 01:25:00,677 --> 01:25:01,692 Now let me talk to Dad. 1900 01:25:01,733 --> 01:25:03,457 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1901 01:25:03,493 --> 01:25:05,086 Turn your face this way. 1902 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:06,336 The other way. Go. 1903 01:25:06,373 --> 01:25:08,795 Everybody, please take your seats. 1904 01:25:08,837 --> 01:25:12,033 The Miss Teenage Hairspray pageant is about to begin. 1905 01:25:17,157 --> 01:25:19,524 Oh, you've come on a very exciting day. 1906 01:25:19,557 --> 01:25:22,307 It's our first live show. 1907 01:25:22,341 --> 01:25:23,683 Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie. 1908 01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:25,856 Oh, my Amber is perfect for that. 1909 01:25:25,894 --> 01:25:28,261 She's the pretty little blonde. Ha ha! 1910 01:25:29,478 --> 01:25:35,326 And we're live in 5, 4, 3... 1911 01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:41,438 And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience... 1912 01:25:41,477 --> 01:25:43,649 for the first time from the certified... 1913 01:25:43,685 --> 01:25:45,758 up-to-code WYZT studio... 1914 01:25:45,798 --> 01:25:49,278 it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular. 1915 01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:51,106 - He's Corny. - He's Corny. 1916 01:25:51,142 --> 01:25:54,338 Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray. 1917 01:25:54,374 --> 01:25:57,341 # What gives a girl power and punch # 1918 01:25:57,381 --> 01:25:58,843 # Is it charm, is it poise # 1919 01:25:58,886 --> 01:26:00,741 # No, it's hairspray # 1920 01:26:00,773 --> 01:26:04,003 # What gets a gal asked out to lunch # 1921 01:26:04,038 --> 01:26:07,900 # Is it brains, is it dough No, it's hairspray # 1922 01:26:07,941 --> 01:26:10,494 # If you take a ride with no can at your side... # 1923 01:26:10,534 --> 01:26:13,251 "and preserve our family through our father. " Hmm. 1924 01:26:13,286 --> 01:26:16,036 "Let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him. " 1925 01:26:16,069 --> 01:26:17,957 # You can take off in a rocket # 1926 01:26:17,989 --> 01:26:20,957 # And in outer space each hair will be in place... # 1927 01:26:20,998 --> 01:26:22,558 Link, the agents are here. Look. 1928 01:26:22,598 --> 01:26:24,670 # Why take a chance when you get up and dance? # 1929 01:26:24,710 --> 01:26:26,335 # If you twist, I insist # 1930 01:26:26,374 --> 01:26:29,157 # You use hairspray and tell your mother... # 1931 01:26:29,190 --> 01:26:30,751 Maybe they'll sign us together. 1932 01:26:30,790 --> 01:26:31,837 # Her head she should smother # 1933 01:26:31,878 --> 01:26:34,661 # With Ultra Clutch faithfully # 1934 01:26:34,694 --> 01:26:35,807 Well? 1935 01:26:35,846 --> 01:26:38,945 There's no sign of her. We're on every door. She's not inside. 1936 01:26:38,982 --> 01:26:41,121 Doesn't mean she won't try. 1937 01:26:41,158 --> 01:26:43,263 velma, I seriously doubt this girl's gonna risk... 1938 01:26:43,302 --> 01:26:44,993 incarceration to win a pageant. 1939 01:26:45,030 --> 01:26:46,045 # That's me! # 1940 01:26:46,086 --> 01:26:47,842 I risked communicable diseases. 1941 01:26:47,878 --> 01:26:50,245 She'll certainly risk jail. 1942 01:26:50,278 --> 01:26:52,961 # Better than hairspray # 1943 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:55,966 # That's me # 1944 01:26:56,006 --> 01:27:01,154 # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh # 1945 01:27:01,190 --> 01:27:04,386 # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh # 1946 01:27:04,422 --> 01:27:07,488 # What makes a man reach out and touch? # 1947 01:27:07,526 --> 01:27:09,217 # Ultra Clutch # 1948 01:27:10,919 --> 01:27:14,530 # So if you're a redhead, a blonde, or brunette # 1949 01:27:14,567 --> 01:27:15,811 Whoo! 1950 01:27:15,846 --> 01:27:19,424 # Just take my advice and you might just get # 1951 01:27:19,463 --> 01:27:23,140 # The only thing better than hairspray # 1952 01:27:23,174 --> 01:27:25,891 # That's me # 1953 01:27:25,927 --> 01:27:26,854 Ah! 1954 01:27:26,887 --> 01:27:27,967 # He's Corny Collins # 1955 01:27:28,007 --> 01:27:31,455 # The only thing better than hairspray # 1956 01:27:31,495 --> 01:27:33,251 - # Hairspray # - Wow! 1957 01:27:33,287 --> 01:27:35,970 # That's me # 1958 01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:40,958 Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one. 1959 01:27:42,887 --> 01:27:47,491 # Whoo-ooo # 1960 01:27:47,527 --> 01:27:49,731 And we are out. 1961 01:27:50,887 --> 01:27:52,448 Link, you sprayed it right in my face! 1962 01:27:52,487 --> 01:27:54,112 What'd I tell you about that? 1963 01:27:54,151 --> 01:27:56,125 Stop! You guys. 1964 01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:57,094 Uh, powder. 1965 01:27:57,127 --> 01:27:58,272 And we're back. 1966 01:27:58,311 --> 01:27:59,773 5, 4. 1967 01:27:59,815 --> 01:28:00,742 Here? 1968 01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:01,887 3. 1969 01:28:03,688 --> 01:28:05,957 And now for the talent portion of our competition... 1970 01:28:05,991 --> 01:28:07,169 our Councilettes... 1971 01:28:07,207 --> 01:28:09,891 in their Miss Teenage Hairspray official dance-off. 1972 01:28:09,927 --> 01:28:10,855 Uh! 1973 01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:18,241 First off, we have the sunny pride of Highlandtown, Darla. 1974 01:28:22,728 --> 01:28:24,964 Hello, Darla. 1975 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,494 Miss Teenage Hairspray. 1976 01:28:26,535 --> 01:28:28,062 Your vote is for? 1977 01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:29,696 This little girl could power... 1978 01:28:29,735 --> 01:28:31,262 all of greater downtown Baltimore... 1979 01:28:31,304 --> 01:28:33,725 with her energy-Lou Ann. 1980 01:28:37,447 --> 01:28:39,171 Who are you voting for? Lou Ann? 1981 01:28:39,208 --> 01:28:41,063 very good, thank you. 1982 01:28:43,656 --> 01:28:46,209 All right. 1983 01:28:46,247 --> 01:28:49,761 Ladies and gentlemen, the almost too happy Tammy. 1984 01:28:59,848 --> 01:29:02,630 And thank you, Tammy. 1985 01:29:09,608 --> 01:29:10,950 Confirmed sighting. 1986 01:29:10,984 --> 01:29:11,912 What? 1987 01:29:11,944 --> 01:29:13,733 You three: Outside, now. 1988 01:29:13,768 --> 01:29:14,696 We can't go out th- 1989 01:29:14,728 --> 01:29:15,656 No, no. No buts. Out, out! 1990 01:29:15,689 --> 01:29:16,616 Out! Out, out, out, out! 1991 01:29:16,649 --> 01:29:18,209 Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle. 1992 01:29:18,248 --> 01:29:19,677 Whoo! 1993 01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:25,664 Aw, she's too cute, isn't she? 1994 01:29:25,704 --> 01:29:27,046 Hold it right there, Tracy. 1995 01:29:28,008 --> 01:29:29,503 Looking for someone? 1996 01:29:29,544 --> 01:29:31,649 All right, ladies and gentlemen. 1997 01:29:31,688 --> 01:29:33,576 - Ha. - A what? 1998 01:29:33,608 --> 01:29:34,852 It was a diversion. 1999 01:29:34,889 --> 01:29:36,776 Oh, please, these people are not capable of a diversion. 2000 01:29:36,809 --> 01:29:38,434 It's beyond their mental capacity. 2001 01:29:38,473 --> 01:29:39,520 I wouldn't be so sure, velma. 2002 01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:40,608 Oh, my God. 2003 01:29:40,649 --> 01:29:41,729 What if she's already in the building? 2004 01:29:41,768 --> 01:29:43,655 What if she's been here for hours... 2005 01:29:43,688 --> 01:29:45,095 and you've locked yourselves out? 2006 01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:46,208 What? 2007 01:29:46,249 --> 01:29:47,809 - Check the doors! - Let's go! 2008 01:29:47,848 --> 01:29:49,409 It's locked! 2009 01:29:49,448 --> 01:29:50,561 They're all locked! 2010 01:29:50,601 --> 01:29:53,503 And now a fast girl who loves to slow dance... 2011 01:29:53,544 --> 01:29:55,911 our own smooth-as-silk Shelley. 2012 01:29:57,288 --> 01:29:58,368 Ohh! 2013 01:29:58,409 --> 01:30:00,645 Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it. 2014 01:30:00,681 --> 01:30:01,760 Come on. 2015 01:30:01,801 --> 01:30:02,848 Put your backs into it, men. 2016 01:30:02,888 --> 01:30:04,099 Put your backs into it this time. 2017 01:30:05,705 --> 01:30:07,974 Come on, one more time. One more time. 2018 01:30:08,009 --> 01:30:10,562 Come on, come on, come on. 2019 01:30:17,257 --> 01:30:19,362 Here's our little dynamic duo from Conkling Street. 2020 01:30:20,841 --> 01:30:22,728 Double your fun with Noreen and Doreen. 2021 01:30:22,761 --> 01:30:23,841 What is with you people? 2022 01:30:23,881 --> 01:30:25,572 I mean, how hard is it to beat down a door? 2023 01:30:25,609 --> 01:30:27,781 That hairspray battering ram was heavy. 2024 01:30:27,817 --> 01:30:28,929 Heavy? 2025 01:30:28,969 --> 01:30:31,424 How could they be heavy, they're... 2026 01:30:31,465 --> 01:30:32,512 hollow. 2027 01:30:34,409 --> 01:30:35,686 Move it. 2028 01:30:35,721 --> 01:30:37,063 Let's get 'em. Let's go. 2029 01:30:55,657 --> 01:30:56,835 And, of course... 2030 01:30:56,873 --> 01:30:59,262 our three-time Miss Hairspray champion... 2031 01:30:59,306 --> 01:31:02,153 the ever-charming, Amber. 2032 01:31:03,689 --> 01:31:04,617 Oh, my God. 2033 01:31:04,649 --> 01:31:07,202 You carried her in! 2034 01:31:07,242 --> 01:31:08,486 Go! 2035 01:31:16,842 --> 01:31:18,435 Ow! 2036 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:19,488 It's locked. 2037 01:31:19,530 --> 01:31:20,457 Open it! 2038 01:31:21,769 --> 01:31:22,849 Let's give a final round of applause... 2039 01:31:22,890 --> 01:31:25,345 to our Miss Teenage Hairspray contestants. 2040 01:31:30,122 --> 01:31:31,049 Hey. 2041 01:31:38,570 --> 01:31:39,944 All right, all right. 2042 01:31:42,058 --> 01:31:44,295 We are so close to announcing... 2043 01:31:44,330 --> 01:31:45,737 the new Miss Teenage Hairspray. 2044 01:31:45,770 --> 01:31:46,784 Look at that board. 2045 01:31:46,826 --> 01:31:49,728 What a nail-biter this one is turning into. 2046 01:31:51,018 --> 01:31:52,872 Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally. 2047 01:32:02,475 --> 01:32:03,816 It is my... 2048 01:32:03,850 --> 01:32:05,060 obligation... 2049 01:32:06,122 --> 01:32:08,096 to announce that Amber von Tussle... 2050 01:32:08,139 --> 01:32:10,048 Is about to get out-danced. 2051 01:32:11,530 --> 01:32:13,385 Tracy Turnblad! 2052 01:32:18,346 --> 01:32:19,556 What!? 2053 01:32:20,811 --> 01:32:23,331 # You can't stop an avalanche # 2054 01:32:23,370 --> 01:32:25,891 # As it races down the hill # 2055 01:32:25,930 --> 01:32:28,647 # You can try to stop the seasons, girl # 2056 01:32:28,683 --> 01:32:31,236 # But 'cha know you never will # 2057 01:32:31,275 --> 01:32:33,992 # And you can try to stop my dancin' feet # 2058 01:32:34,026 --> 01:32:37,092 # But I just cannot stand still # 2059 01:32:37,131 --> 01:32:39,848 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2060 01:32:39,882 --> 01:32:42,119 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2061 01:32:42,154 --> 01:32:44,227 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2062 01:32:44,266 --> 01:32:46,535 - # Then I found my way # - No. 2063 01:32:46,571 --> 01:32:48,294 - # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # - Link! 2064 01:32:48,331 --> 01:32:50,273 # Ever since this old world began # 2065 01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:51,809 # A woman found out if she shook it # 2066 01:32:51,850 --> 01:32:53,094 # She could shake up a man # 2067 01:32:53,131 --> 01:32:54,058 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2068 01:32:54,091 --> 01:32:55,335 This throne is mine! 2069 01:32:55,371 --> 01:32:57,095 # The best that I can today # 2070 01:32:57,131 --> 01:32:58,854 # 'Cause you can't stop # 2071 01:32:58,891 --> 01:33:00,036 Aah! Let me down! 2072 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:01,286 # The motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky # 2073 01:33:01,323 --> 01:33:03,811 # You can wonder if you wanna but I never ask why # 2074 01:33:03,851 --> 01:33:05,411 # And if you try to hold me down # 2075 01:33:05,451 --> 01:33:06,596 # I'm gonna spit in your eye # 2076 01:33:06,635 --> 01:33:08,196 # And say # 2077 01:33:08,235 --> 01:33:11,202 # That you can't stop the beat # 2078 01:33:14,635 --> 01:33:15,944 They love you, Link. 2079 01:33:19,884 --> 01:33:20,832 Yeah? 2080 01:33:20,875 --> 01:33:21,922 Not for long. 2081 01:33:23,243 --> 01:33:25,316 Inez, come on! 2082 01:33:26,923 --> 01:33:28,133 Let's dance. 2083 01:33:32,331 --> 01:33:34,404 Little Miss Inez Stubbs! 2084 01:33:34,443 --> 01:33:35,687 Ladies and gentlemen. 2085 01:33:35,723 --> 01:33:36,967 Look at my baby go. 2086 01:33:44,844 --> 01:33:46,054 - Inez. - Inez? 2087 01:33:51,883 --> 01:33:53,410 - Mm. - Come on. 2088 01:33:59,084 --> 01:34:00,491 Oh! There you go! 2089 01:34:00,523 --> 01:34:01,451 Give her a hand, folks! 2090 01:34:01,483 --> 01:34:03,306 Little Miss Inez Stubbs! 2091 01:34:03,340 --> 01:34:05,315 Ladies and gentlemen. 2092 01:34:09,324 --> 01:34:14,725 # You can't stop a river as it rushes to the sea # 2093 01:34:14,763 --> 01:34:17,447 # You can try to stop the hands of time # 2094 01:34:17,484 --> 01:34:20,037 # But 'cha know it just can't be # 2095 01:34:20,076 --> 01:34:22,793 # And if they try to stop us, Seaweed # 2096 01:34:22,828 --> 01:34:25,545 # We'll call the N-double-A-C-P # 2097 01:34:25,580 --> 01:34:28,329 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2098 01:34:28,364 --> 01:34:30,982 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2099 01:34:31,020 --> 01:34:33,093 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2100 01:34:33,132 --> 01:34:35,434 # Then I found my way # 2101 01:34:35,468 --> 01:34:36,897 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2102 01:34:36,941 --> 01:34:39,112 # Ever since we first saw the light # 2103 01:34:39,148 --> 01:34:40,675 # A man and woman liked to shake it # 2104 01:34:40,716 --> 01:34:42,025 # On a Saturday night # 2105 01:34:42,060 --> 01:34:43,587 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2106 01:34:43,628 --> 01:34:44,773 - # With all of my might # - Mother! 2107 01:34:44,812 --> 01:34:46,339 # Today # 2108 01:34:46,381 --> 01:34:48,747 # 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean # 2109 01:34:48,780 --> 01:34:50,024 # Or the rain from above # 2110 01:34:50,060 --> 01:34:51,370 # They can try to stop the paradise # 2111 01:34:51,404 --> 01:34:52,582 Hello?! Hello?! 2112 01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:53,897 # We're dreamin' of but you cannot stop # 2113 01:34:53,932 --> 01:34:55,274 # The rhythm of two hearts in love # 2114 01:34:55,308 --> 01:34:56,934 # To stay # 2115 01:34:56,972 --> 01:34:58,281 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2116 01:34:58,316 --> 01:35:00,171 Aah! Aah! 2117 01:35:00,204 --> 01:35:01,731 Ahh! 2118 01:35:01,772 --> 01:35:02,787 Amen. 2119 01:35:02,828 --> 01:35:05,349 I am now a checkerboard chick. 2120 01:35:06,412 --> 01:35:07,557 Penny! 2121 01:35:07,597 --> 01:35:08,807 No! 2122 01:35:12,141 --> 01:35:13,188 Aah! 2123 01:35:14,157 --> 01:35:15,105 Mommy. 2124 01:35:18,636 --> 01:35:19,814 Ow. 2125 01:35:24,365 --> 01:35:26,918 Live television: There's nothin' like it. 2126 01:35:26,957 --> 01:35:28,484 Penny! 2127 01:35:35,245 --> 01:35:37,634 And now, it's the moment you've all been craving for. 2128 01:35:37,676 --> 01:35:39,400 We have to wait till they go to commercial. 2129 01:35:39,437 --> 01:35:41,412 As you know, we've kept the lines open up to the last minute. 2130 01:35:41,453 --> 01:35:43,657 And those lines have been burnin' up our switchboard. 2131 01:35:43,693 --> 01:35:44,969 Never in the history of this pageant... 2132 01:35:45,005 --> 01:35:47,492 has there been such a surge of late voting. 2133 01:35:49,005 --> 01:35:50,412 Baltimore, you've picked a winner. 2134 01:35:51,565 --> 01:35:55,362 And the new Miss Hairspray is... 2135 01:35:55,405 --> 01:35:56,900 - Inez Stubbs! - What?! 2136 01:35:56,941 --> 01:35:59,624 Inez, you done it! You did it! 2137 01:35:59,661 --> 01:36:01,254 How about that? 2138 01:36:01,293 --> 01:36:02,537 Yes! 2139 01:36:02,573 --> 01:36:03,948 Come on over here, Little Inez. 2140 01:36:03,981 --> 01:36:05,672 Go, babe! 2141 01:36:05,710 --> 01:36:06,887 Oh! Inez! 2142 01:36:06,926 --> 01:36:07,874 Oh, my God! 2143 01:36:07,917 --> 01:36:10,219 Ohh! 2144 01:36:10,254 --> 01:36:11,530 That's my baby! 2145 01:36:11,566 --> 01:36:12,940 That's my baby girl! 2146 01:36:18,221 --> 01:36:20,163 But... She's... 2147 01:36:20,206 --> 01:36:21,635 she's not even a candidate. 2148 01:36:21,678 --> 01:36:24,166 She just got a tidal wave of calls, velma. 2149 01:36:24,206 --> 01:36:26,093 But this is invalid. This is impossible. 2150 01:36:26,126 --> 01:36:27,849 Well, anyone who dances for it is eligible. 2151 01:36:27,886 --> 01:36:30,820 Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk, down at the bottom. OK. 2152 01:36:30,862 --> 01:36:34,058 Well, this also makes you the lead dancer on The Corny Collins Show. 2153 01:36:36,014 --> 01:36:37,574 Ladies and gentlemen, The Corny Collins Show... 2154 01:36:37,613 --> 01:36:39,980 is now and forever officially integrated! 2155 01:36:43,950 --> 01:36:45,575 Oh, oh! Oh! 2156 01:36:49,134 --> 01:36:50,890 All right. Yeah. 2157 01:36:53,454 --> 01:36:58,572 Interracial dancing has broken out at the WYZT stage. 2158 01:36:58,606 --> 01:37:01,126 Just look at the crowd's reaction. 2159 01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:02,824 Back to you, Steve. 2160 01:37:02,862 --> 01:37:04,073 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2161 01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:06,281 # Then I found my way # 2162 01:37:06,318 --> 01:37:08,806 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2163 01:37:09,774 --> 01:37:11,716 Amber, stop it! 2164 01:37:14,318 --> 01:37:16,457 I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it. 2165 01:37:16,494 --> 01:37:17,574 No, you did not lose. 2166 01:37:17,615 --> 01:37:19,524 You cannot have lost... 2167 01:37:19,566 --> 01:37:21,606 because I switched the damn tallies. 2168 01:37:21,646 --> 01:37:22,988 Smile, Miss Crabmeat. 2169 01:37:23,023 --> 01:37:25,161 You're on Candid Camera. 2170 01:37:26,894 --> 01:37:28,782 That was a good shot, don't you think? 2171 01:37:28,814 --> 01:37:29,796 Not bad. 2172 01:37:31,503 --> 01:37:34,121 Ha ha ha! What are you doing? 2173 01:37:34,158 --> 01:37:36,329 Get that away from me! 2174 01:37:36,366 --> 01:37:37,926 Go to commercial! 2175 01:37:37,967 --> 01:37:39,657 Go! 2176 01:37:39,695 --> 01:37:40,709 velma! 2177 01:37:48,238 --> 01:37:49,765 Pack your desk. 2178 01:37:49,806 --> 01:37:51,497 You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch. 2179 01:37:51,534 --> 01:37:52,963 Ha ha ha ha ha! 2180 01:37:53,006 --> 01:37:56,006 How can you taint a cancerous can-a chemicals? 2181 01:37:56,047 --> 01:37:57,388 You're fired! 2182 01:37:57,423 --> 01:37:59,495 I ca-I can't be fired. 2183 01:37:59,535 --> 01:38:00,680 Oh, yeah? 2184 01:38:03,215 --> 01:38:05,255 Last chance to join the dance, folks. 2185 01:38:05,295 --> 01:38:06,724 Everyone is welcome! 2186 01:38:06,767 --> 01:38:08,490 Wilbur. 2187 01:38:08,527 --> 01:38:11,843 Do it now, or forever wish you had. 2188 01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:12,966 Really? 2189 01:38:13,007 --> 01:38:14,436 Show 'em, baby. 2190 01:38:17,646 --> 01:38:19,534 Nobody can dance like you. 2191 01:38:27,055 --> 01:38:29,291 # You can't stop my happiness # 2192 01:38:29,327 --> 01:38:31,815 # 'Cause I like the way I am # 2193 01:38:31,855 --> 01:38:34,572 # And ya just can't stop my knife and fork # 2194 01:38:34,607 --> 01:38:37,455 # When I see a Christmas ham # 2195 01:38:37,487 --> 01:38:40,171 # So if you don't like the way I look # 2196 01:38:40,207 --> 01:38:42,989 # Well, I just don't give a damn # 2197 01:38:43,023 --> 01:38:45,478 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2198 01:38:45,519 --> 01:38:48,302 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2199 01:38:48,335 --> 01:38:50,190 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2200 01:38:50,224 --> 01:38:52,777 # Then I found my way # 2201 01:38:52,815 --> 01:38:54,222 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2202 01:38:54,255 --> 01:38:56,165 # Ever since this old world began # 2203 01:38:56,207 --> 01:38:57,767 # A woman found out if she shook it # 2204 01:38:57,808 --> 01:38:58,920 # She could shake up a man # 2205 01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:00,683 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2206 01:39:00,719 --> 01:39:03,403 # The best that I can today # 2207 01:39:03,439 --> 01:39:04,748 # 'Cause you can't stop # 2208 01:39:04,784 --> 01:39:07,151 # The motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky # 2209 01:39:07,183 --> 01:39:09,867 # You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why # 2210 01:39:09,903 --> 01:39:11,332 # And if you try to hold me down # 2211 01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,619 # I'm gonna spit in your eye # 2212 01:39:12,656 --> 01:39:14,347 # And say # 2213 01:39:14,384 --> 01:39:16,424 # That you can't stop the beat # 2214 01:39:25,199 --> 01:39:26,410 Whoa! 2215 01:39:45,008 --> 01:39:46,284 Oh! I love you! 2216 01:39:49,232 --> 01:39:49,963 You did great! 2217 01:39:51,888 --> 01:39:53,775 Corny, do something. 2218 01:39:53,808 --> 01:39:55,815 The show is turning to gumbo. 2219 01:39:55,856 --> 01:39:57,482 Not a chance, velma. 2220 01:39:58,608 --> 01:40:00,037 This is the future. 2221 01:40:01,904 --> 01:40:04,009 Maybelle, let's go. 2222 01:40:04,049 --> 01:40:05,739 This is your time. 2223 01:40:10,928 --> 01:40:12,204 Yeah. 2224 01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:13,484 All right, Miss buttercup. 2225 01:40:13,520 --> 01:40:15,462 It's time to wrap this mutha up. 2226 01:40:15,504 --> 01:40:16,748 # Oh, oh, oh # 2227 01:40:16,785 --> 01:40:18,279 - # You can't stop today # - No! 2228 01:40:18,320 --> 01:40:21,386 # As it comes speedin' down the tracks # 2229 01:40:21,425 --> 01:40:22,407 # Ooh, child, yes # 2230 01:40:22,448 --> 01:40:23,975 # Child, yesterday is history # 2231 01:40:24,016 --> 01:40:24,998 Be gone! 2232 01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:26,601 # And it's never comin' back # 2233 01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:27,687 # Look ahead! # 2234 01:40:27,729 --> 01:40:29,834 # 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day # 2235 01:40:29,872 --> 01:40:31,977 # And it don't know white from black # 2236 01:40:32,016 --> 01:40:33,445 Yeah! 2237 01:40:33,489 --> 01:40:35,376 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2238 01:40:35,409 --> 01:40:38,059 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2239 01:40:38,097 --> 01:40:40,137 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2240 01:40:40,177 --> 01:40:42,316 # Then I found my way # 2241 01:40:42,352 --> 01:40:44,043 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2242 01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:45,968 # Ever since we first saw the light # 2243 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:47,626 # A man and woman liked to shake it # 2244 01:40:47,664 --> 01:40:48,973 # On a Saturday night # 2245 01:40:49,009 --> 01:40:50,536 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2246 01:40:50,577 --> 01:40:51,592 # With all of my might # 2247 01:40:51,633 --> 01:40:53,422 # Today # 2248 01:40:53,457 --> 01:40:55,791 # 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean # 2249 01:40:55,825 --> 01:40:57,134 # Or the rain from above # 2250 01:40:57,169 --> 01:40:58,794 # They can try to stop the paradise # 2251 01:40:58,833 --> 01:40:59,781 # We're dreamin' of # 2252 01:40:59,825 --> 01:41:00,840 # But you cannot stop # 2253 01:41:00,881 --> 01:41:02,572 # The rhythm of two hearts in love # 2254 01:41:02,609 --> 01:41:04,016 # To stay # 2255 01:41:04,049 --> 01:41:06,416 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2256 01:41:06,449 --> 01:41:13,550 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 2257 01:41:13,585 --> 01:41:16,170 # Ever since we first saw the sun # 2258 01:41:16,209 --> 01:41:18,892 # A man and woman liked to shake it when the day is done # 2259 01:41:18,930 --> 01:41:20,424 # And so we're gonna shake and shimmy it # 2260 01:41:20,465 --> 01:41:23,116 # And have some fun today # 2261 01:41:23,153 --> 01:41:24,528 # 'Cause you can't stop # 2262 01:41:24,561 --> 01:41:26,895 # The motion of the ocean or the rain from above # 2263 01:41:26,929 --> 01:41:29,417 # They can try to stop the paradise we're dreamin' of # 2264 01:41:29,457 --> 01:41:30,919 # But you'll never stop the rhythm # 2265 01:41:30,961 --> 01:41:33,612 # Of two hearts in love to stay # 2266 01:41:33,649 --> 01:41:35,471 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2267 01:41:35,506 --> 01:41:46,281 # You can't stop the beat # 2268 01:42:03,922 --> 01:42:06,289 # Ooh, ooh # 2269 01:42:09,650 --> 01:42:11,789 # Hey, old friend, let's look back # 2270 01:42:11,826 --> 01:42:15,055 # On the crazy clothes we wore # 2271 01:42:15,090 --> 01:42:17,610 # Ain't it fun to look back # 2272 01:42:17,649 --> 01:42:20,966 # To see it's all been done before # 2273 01:42:21,010 --> 01:42:23,377 # All those nights together # 2274 01:42:23,410 --> 01:42:25,930 # Are a special memory # 2275 01:42:25,970 --> 01:42:28,720 # And I can't wait for tomorrow # 2276 01:42:28,754 --> 01:42:31,689 # Just as long as you're dancin' next to me # 2277 01:42:31,730 --> 01:42:34,414 # 'Cause it's so clear, every year # 2278 01:42:34,450 --> 01:42:35,944 # We get stronger # 2279 01:42:35,987 --> 01:42:37,361 # Stronger # 2280 01:42:37,394 --> 01:42:40,177 # 'Cause what's gone is gone, the past is the past # 2281 01:42:40,210 --> 01:42:41,454 # Turn the radio up # 2282 01:42:41,491 --> 01:42:42,734 # And then hit the gas # 2283 01:42:42,770 --> 01:42:45,552 # 'Cause I know we've come so far # 2284 01:42:45,587 --> 01:42:48,816 # But we've got so far to go # 2285 01:42:48,850 --> 01:42:51,217 # I know the road seems long # 2286 01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:53,835 # But it won't be long till it's time to go # 2287 01:42:53,874 --> 01:42:56,623 # So, most days, we'll take it fast # 2288 01:42:56,658 --> 01:43:00,171 # And some nights, we'll take it slow # 2289 01:43:00,210 --> 01:43:02,250 # I know we've come so far # 2290 01:43:02,290 --> 01:43:07,692 # But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go # 2291 01:43:07,730 --> 01:43:09,770 # Oh, yeah # 2292 01:43:09,810 --> 01:43:11,120 # Baby # 2293 01:43:11,154 --> 01:43:12,976 # Hey, old friend, together # 2294 01:43:13,011 --> 01:43:16,491 # Side by side and year by year # 2295 01:43:16,531 --> 01:43:18,897 # The road was filled with twists and turns # 2296 01:43:18,931 --> 01:43:21,931 # Oh, but that's the road that got us here # 2297 01:43:21,970 --> 01:43:24,588 # Let's move past the bad times # 2298 01:43:24,627 --> 01:43:27,856 # But before those memories fade # 2299 01:43:27,890 --> 01:43:30,192 # Let's forgive but not forget # 2300 01:43:30,227 --> 01:43:32,944 # And learn from all the mistakes we made # 2301 01:43:32,979 --> 01:43:35,532 # 'Cause it's so clear, every year # 2302 01:43:35,571 --> 01:43:37,359 # We get stronger # 2303 01:43:37,395 --> 01:43:38,572 # Stronger # 2304 01:43:38,611 --> 01:43:41,294 # So don't give up and don't say when # 2305 01:43:41,331 --> 01:43:43,818 # And just get back on the road again # 2306 01:43:43,859 --> 01:43:46,608 # 'Cause I know we've come so far # 2307 01:43:46,643 --> 01:43:50,255 # But we've got so far to go # 2308 01:43:50,291 --> 01:43:52,233 # I know the road seems long # 2309 01:43:52,275 --> 01:43:54,959 # But it won't be long till it's time to go # 2310 01:43:54,995 --> 01:43:57,930 # So, most days, we'll take it fast # 2311 01:43:57,971 --> 01:44:01,386 # And some nights, we'll take it slow # 2312 01:44:01,428 --> 01:44:03,337 # I know we've come so far # 2313 01:44:03,379 --> 01:44:08,398 # But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go # 2314 01:44:08,435 --> 01:44:09,450 # Oh, yeah # 2315 01:44:09,491 --> 01:44:10,768 # Baby # 2316 01:44:10,803 --> 01:44:12,178 # Uh, uh, uh, uh # 2317 01:44:12,211 --> 01:44:14,829 # Hey, old friend, come along for the ride # 2318 01:44:14,868 --> 01:44:17,388 # There's plenty of room so jump inside # 2319 01:44:17,427 --> 01:44:20,177 # The highway's bumpy every now and then # 2320 01:44:20,212 --> 01:44:23,059 # But it's so much better than where I've been # 2321 01:44:23,092 --> 01:44:25,874 # Just keep moving at your own speed # 2322 01:44:25,907 --> 01:44:28,329 # Your heart is all the compass you'll ever need # 2323 01:44:28,371 --> 01:44:31,405 # Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on # 2324 01:44:31,443 --> 01:44:33,680 # 'Cause the rearview mirror only shows what's # 2325 01:44:33,715 --> 01:44:36,017 # Gone, gone, gone # 2326 01:44:36,051 --> 01:44:38,834 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 2327 01:44:38,868 --> 01:44:41,486 # Got so far to go # 2328 01:44:41,524 --> 01:44:42,538 # Ohh # # Yeah # 2329 01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:45,613 # Ohh # 2330 01:44:45,651 --> 01:44:48,204 # 'Cause it's so clear, every year # 2331 01:44:48,244 --> 01:44:49,771 # We get stronger # 2332 01:44:49,812 --> 01:44:51,056 # Stronger # 2333 01:44:51,092 --> 01:44:52,783 # So shine that light # 2334 01:44:52,819 --> 01:44:54,096 # Take my hand # 2335 01:44:54,131 --> 01:44:56,368 # And let's dance into the promised land # 2336 01:44:56,403 --> 01:44:59,153 # 'Cause I know we've come so far # 2337 01:44:59,188 --> 01:45:02,668 # But we've got so far to go # 2338 01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:04,650 # I know the road seems long # 2339 01:45:04,692 --> 01:45:07,441 # But it won't be long till it's time to go # 2340 01:45:07,476 --> 01:45:10,258 # So, most days, we'll take it fast # 2341 01:45:10,292 --> 01:45:13,805 # But some nights, we'll take it slow # 2342 01:45:13,844 --> 01:45:15,884 # I know we've come so far # 2343 01:45:15,924 --> 01:45:20,780 # But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go # 2344 01:45:20,820 --> 01:45:22,729 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 2345 01:45:22,773 --> 01:45:24,333 # Yeah, yeah # 2346 01:45:24,372 --> 01:45:26,096 # Welcome to the sixties # 2347 01:45:26,132 --> 01:45:27,060 Stop! 2348 01:45:27,092 --> 01:45:30,441 # Stop telling me what to do # 2349 01:45:30,484 --> 01:45:31,695 Don't! 2350 01:45:31,732 --> 01:45:34,863 # Don't treat me like a child of two # 2351 01:45:34,901 --> 01:45:36,046 No! 2352 01:45:36,084 --> 01:45:39,532 # I know that you want what's best # 2353 01:45:39,572 --> 01:45:40,500 Please! 2354 01:45:40,532 --> 01:45:42,256 # But, Mother, please # 2355 01:45:42,292 --> 01:45:48,009 # Give it a rest! # 2356 01:45:48,052 --> 01:45:57,418 # Stop! Don't! No! Please! # 2357 01:45:57,461 --> 01:46:00,657 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2358 01:46:00,693 --> 01:46:03,889 # Once upon a time when I was just a kid # 2359 01:46:03,925 --> 01:46:07,056 # You never let me do just what the older kids did # 2360 01:46:07,092 --> 01:46:10,354 # But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow # 2361 01:46:10,389 --> 01:46:13,771 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2362 01:46:13,812 --> 01:46:17,129 # Once upon a time I played with childhood toys # 2363 01:46:17,173 --> 01:46:20,206 # But now I'd rather play around with older boys # 2364 01:46:20,245 --> 01:46:23,507 # So, if I get a hickey, please don't have a cow # 2365 01:46:23,541 --> 01:46:25,483 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2366 01:46:26,773 --> 01:46:29,588 # Ma, I gotta tell you that without a doubt # 2367 01:46:29,621 --> 01:46:33,134 # I get my best dancing lessons from you # 2368 01:46:33,173 --> 01:46:36,108 # You're the one who taught me how to twist and shout # 2369 01:46:36,149 --> 01:46:40,175 # Because you shout non-stop and you're so twisted, too! # 2370 01:46:40,213 --> 01:46:41,839 # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh # 2371 01:46:41,877 --> 01:46:44,561 # Once I used to fidget 'cause I just sat home # 2372 01:46:44,597 --> 01:46:47,913 # But now I'm just like Gidget and I gotta get to Rome! # 2373 01:46:47,958 --> 01:46:49,135 # So say, arrivederci! # 2374 01:46:49,174 --> 01:46:50,101 # Toodle-loo! # 2375 01:46:50,134 --> 01:46:51,475 # And ciao! # 2376 01:46:51,509 --> 01:46:54,259 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2377 01:46:54,293 --> 01:46:58,123 # Ohh, stop! Don't! No! Please! # 2378 01:46:58,166 --> 01:47:04,242 # Stop! Don't! No! Please! # 2379 01:47:04,278 --> 01:47:06,350 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2380 01:47:06,390 --> 01:47:07,884 # Hey, Mama, say, Mama # 2381 01:47:07,925 --> 01:47:10,772 # Once upon a time I was a shy young thing # 2382 01:47:10,805 --> 01:47:14,002 # Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing # 2383 01:47:14,037 --> 01:47:17,299 # But let me hit that stage, I wanna take my bow # 2384 01:47:17,333 --> 01:47:19,537 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2385 01:47:19,574 --> 01:47:20,981 # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh # 2386 01:47:21,013 --> 01:47:23,915 # Once upon a time I used to dress up Ken # 2387 01:47:23,958 --> 01:47:27,056 # But now that I'm a woman, I like bigger men # 2388 01:47:27,094 --> 01:47:30,410 # And I don't need a Barbie doll to show me how # 2389 01:47:30,454 --> 01:47:32,593 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2390 01:47:32,630 --> 01:47:34,059 # Ooh, ooh, ah # 2391 01:47:34,101 --> 01:47:36,752 # Ma, you always taught me what was right from wrong # 2392 01:47:36,790 --> 01:47:40,335 # And now I just wanna give it a try # 2393 01:47:40,374 --> 01:47:43,276 # Mama, I've been in the nest for far too long # 2394 01:47:43,318 --> 01:47:47,213 # So please give a push and, Mama, watch me fly # 2395 01:47:47,254 --> 01:47:49,523 # Watch me fly # 2396 01:47:49,558 --> 01:47:50,605 Show off. 2397 01:47:50,646 --> 01:47:53,613 # Someday I will meet a man you won't condemn # 2398 01:47:53,654 --> 01:47:56,621 # And we will have some kids and you can torture them # 2399 01:47:56,662 --> 01:47:59,728 # But let me be a star before I take that vow # 2400 01:47:59,766 --> 01:48:01,871 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2401 01:48:01,910 --> 01:48:03,284 # Whoa-oh-oh # 2402 01:48:03,318 --> 01:48:05,107 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2403 01:48:05,142 --> 01:48:06,419 # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! # 2404 01:48:06,454 --> 01:48:09,683 # Mama, I'm a big girl # 2405 01:48:09,718 --> 01:48:11,889 Ooh, such a big, big girl! 2406 01:48:11,926 --> 01:48:15,156 # I'm a big girl now # 2407 01:48:15,190 --> 01:48:22,099 # Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! # 2408 01:48:22,135 --> 01:48:25,004 # Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2409 01:48:27,254 --> 01:48:30,254 # They came from way far out in outer space # 2410 01:48:30,294 --> 01:48:33,742 # She's hard to miss and so they landed on her face # 2411 01:48:33,782 --> 01:48:35,757 # She's got cooties! # 2412 01:48:35,798 --> 01:48:37,205 # They've found a place to nest # 2413 01:48:37,239 --> 01:48:38,253 # She's got cooties # 2414 01:48:38,295 --> 01:48:39,375 # Cooties # 2415 01:48:39,415 --> 01:48:40,942 # If I were her, I'd be depressed # 2416 01:48:40,983 --> 01:48:42,838 # Long tailed, sharp nailed # 2417 01:48:42,870 --> 01:48:44,812 # Fuzzy legs, laying eggs # 2418 01:48:44,855 --> 01:48:48,335 # Oh, no, ew! # 2419 01:48:48,374 --> 01:48:51,790 # In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell # 2420 01:48:51,831 --> 01:48:54,733 # Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell # 2421 01:48:54,775 --> 01:48:56,182 # She's got cooties # 2422 01:48:56,215 --> 01:48:58,222 # Nobody wants to sit by her # 2423 01:48:58,263 --> 01:49:02,125 # No, don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur! # 2424 01:49:02,166 --> 01:49:04,054 # Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot # 2425 01:49:04,086 --> 01:49:06,126 # Glad I got my cootie shot! # 2426 01:49:07,415 --> 01:49:09,455 # Come on, boys, let's stamp 'em out! # 2427 01:49:09,495 --> 01:49:11,317 # Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh # 2428 01:49:11,351 --> 01:49:12,878 # Cootie, cootie # 2429 01:49:12,919 --> 01:49:14,927 # Come on, boys # 2430 01:49:14,967 --> 01:49:16,079 # Cootie, cootie # 2431 01:49:16,119 --> 01:49:18,508 # Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh # 2432 01:49:18,551 --> 01:49:19,860 # Cootie, cootie # 2433 01:49:19,896 --> 01:49:21,422 # Come on, boys # 2434 01:49:21,464 --> 01:49:23,438 # Whoa, no, no, no # 2435 01:49:23,480 --> 01:49:24,657 # She's got cooties # 2436 01:49:24,696 --> 01:49:26,419 # She's just as friendly as can be # 2437 01:49:26,455 --> 01:49:27,699 # She's got cooties # 2438 01:49:27,735 --> 01:49:29,939 # She shows them cootie hospitality # 2439 01:49:29,975 --> 01:49:31,120 # She's got cooties # 2440 01:49:31,160 --> 01:49:33,527 # She's like a living Twilight Zone # 2441 01:49:33,559 --> 01:49:34,737 # She's got cooties # 2442 01:49:34,775 --> 01:49:36,815 # Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? # 2443 01:49:36,855 --> 01:49:39,222 # Black, white, red, green # 2444 01:49:39,255 --> 01:49:40,815 # Every color in between # 2445 01:49:40,856 --> 01:49:42,481 # Dresses like a circus clown # 2446 01:49:42,520 --> 01:49:44,342 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2447 01:49:44,375 --> 01:49:46,066 # Grew up in a cootie zoo # 2448 01:49:46,104 --> 01:49:49,933 # I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! # 2449 01:49:49,975 --> 01:49:51,382 # She-she-she's coming! # 2450 01:49:51,416 --> 01:49:53,139 # She's got cooties # 2451 01:49:53,176 --> 01:49:55,030 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2452 01:49:55,064 --> 01:49:56,340 # She's got cooties # 2453 01:49:56,376 --> 01:49:58,263 # Oh, yeah # 2454 01:49:58,296 --> 01:49:59,703 # She's got cooties # 2455 01:49:59,736 --> 01:50:02,102 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2456 01:50:02,136 --> 01:50:03,543 # She's got cooties # 2457 01:50:03,576 --> 01:50:05,136 # Yeah, yeah # 2458 01:50:05,175 --> 01:50:06,255 # She's got cooties # 2459 01:50:06,295 --> 01:50:08,499 # She's just as friendly as can be # 2460 01:50:08,536 --> 01:50:09,616 # She's got cooties # 2461 01:50:09,656 --> 01:50:12,078 # She shows them cootie hospitality # 2462 01:50:12,120 --> 01:50:13,614 # She's got cooties # 2463 01:50:13,656 --> 01:50:15,663 # This girly surely catch your eye # 2464 01:50:15,704 --> 01:50:16,816 # She's got cooties # 2465 01:50:16,856 --> 01:50:19,245 # She surely likes to let her freak flag fly # 2466 01:50:21,016 --> 01:50:22,423 # Come on, boys # 2467 01:50:22,456 --> 01:50:23,568 # Let's jam # 2468 01:50:23,608 --> 01:50:24,819 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2469 01:50:24,856 --> 01:50:26,896 # Come on, boys, let's jam # 2470 01:50:26,936 --> 01:50:28,497 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2471 01:50:28,536 --> 01:50:30,740 # Come on, boys, let's jam # 2472 01:50:30,776 --> 01:50:32,183 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2473 01:50:32,216 --> 01:50:34,158 # Come on, boys, let's jam # 2474 01:50:34,200 --> 01:50:35,313 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2475 01:50:35,352 --> 01:50:36,912 # Black, white, red, green # 2476 01:50:36,953 --> 01:50:38,775 # Every color in between # 2477 01:50:38,808 --> 01:50:40,467 # Dresses like a circus clown # 2478 01:50:40,504 --> 01:50:42,293 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2479 01:50:42,328 --> 01:50:43,954 # Grew up in a cootie zoo # 2480 01:50:43,992 --> 01:50:46,861 # I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #