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There's number five.
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He's moving well through, between horses.
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Number six is under a very hard...
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Number four breaks in along the inside...
5
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...and he's shooting
on through. Number three...
6
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Number one on the inside
pokes a nose in front...
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...and they're off in their separate races...
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He's clean.
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So,
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why are you here, huh?
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There was a time.
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4:35.
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You misunderstood.
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I wasn't asking for the time.
I was just saying there was a time.
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"There was a time"?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Take Brown Sugar back there, for example.
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She's pretty fucking foxy, right?
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- She's 70.
- If she's a day.
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But there was a time.
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- I don't follow.
- The name's Smith.
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I'm from out of town.
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- Listen, Mr. Smith...
- Just Smith.
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The reason I'm in town,
in case you're wondering,
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is because of a Kansas City Shuffle.
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What's a Kansas City Shuffle?
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Kansas City Shuffle is when
everybody looks right, and you go left.
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Never heard of it.
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It's not something people hear about.
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Falls on deaf ears, mostly.
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But this particular one's been over 20 years
in the making.
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Twenty years, huh?
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No small matter.
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Requires a lot of planning.
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Involves a lot of people.
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People connected
only by the slightest of events,
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like whispers in the night,
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in that place that never forgets,
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even when those people do.
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It all starts with a horse.
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It's what they called, back then,
a drugstore handicap.
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Aqueduct Racetrack, New York. 1979
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A guy wants what
the fellow calls "a sure thing",
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so he schemes to make it so.
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He calls in the Doc,
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a nobbler from Antwerp
known for his savvy
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but not for his discretion.
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Fuck me, baby. Fuck me, baby.
Come on, baby.
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The same could be said
for Doc's jelly on the side, Gloria.
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- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- Almost there. Almost...
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Hey, which horse did you
say it was again, baby?
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Which brings us to Abe,
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because Gloria was too much jelly
for one outfit.
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Hey, baby. Is your wife around?
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What do you want?
Who is it, Abe?
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- Seymour.
- Sure.
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Tell that bitch to open her eyes.
Maybe then she'd see more.
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Seymour says hello!
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What are you doing calling me here?
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Christmas came early this year, baby.
I got a present for you.
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Remember my friend Doc?
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Now, Abe wasn't a nosy fellow,
but he had a nose,
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and right below his nose was his mouth.
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Do you remember Gloria the hooker?
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Well, Gloria's got this friend Doc,
who's got a line on a doped-up racehorse.
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The fix is in at Aqueduct.
Seven horse, 1 Oth race.
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- Doped up?
- Yeah.
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And then there was this joker
who had ears...
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Keep it under your hat, huh?
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Let's get back.
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...And who looked like
he could be somebody's uncle.
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Hey, Max, who's your favorite uncle?
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Okay, who's your second-favorite uncle?
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Just pay attention. I got something here.
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And before you know it,
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folks are getting a big dose of the gimmes,
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and men start talking their hats off,
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and that Manischewitz grapevine wine
spills in your ear
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and tells you, you got a sure thing,
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and what's worse is,
you start to believe it.
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At least, that's how it went with old Max,
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who wasn't so much old as he was tired.
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Tired of being a dog without a day.
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Tired of waking up and finding that
his dreams were only dreams.
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We're leaving.
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But mostly, Max was
tired of not having a front lawn.
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- Make sure he doesn't come home late.
- I will.
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I was talking to your son.
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- You think that's funny, do you?
- Uh-huh.
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Bye, Mom.
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Yeah. Bye, Mom.
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Love you.
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All right, if your ma asks,
where were we today?
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Shea Stadium.
- To see?
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- Mets, Phillies.
Good man.
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Give me the post-game.
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Stallard gave up six runs
in the first five innings.
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Ed Kranepool hit a line drive
down right field,
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but it hit the wall, fouled by a foot.
100
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Jesse Gender hit a ground ball
in the hole between first and second,
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but the guy's so slow
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that second baseman Tony Taylor
tagged him out at first.
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- Did you get all that from the radio?
- Mmm-hmm.
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You're good.
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Okay, I'll be right back.
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No, no, no, no. You gotta stay in the car.
107
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Why?
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Because they don't let little boys
inside the track.
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Saul's dad takes him to the track.
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Yeah, well,
Saul's dad is a degenerate gambler.
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And if you're the son
of a degenerate gambler,
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they let you in.
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It's economically viable.
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Are you gonna be a degenerate gambler?
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Hey. You know better than that.
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Your old man's smart.
He only plays a sure thing.
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Look, this money's gonna
get you through Harvard,
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and you're gonna be a doctor.
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But until then, you gotta stay in the car.
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Hey.
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Next weekend,
you and me go to a ballgame.
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' Okay,
' Okay?
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- Love you, kiddo.
- Love you, too, Dad.
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Wait, watch. Watch, watch, watch.
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Almost forgot.
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Fifteen minutes. Start counting.
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Our next race at Aqueduct
is the 10th race.
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It's at a distance of one mile, one furlong.
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Come on, come on.
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The final turn,
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and number seven has moved into
fifth position on the outside.
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Number two takes the lead.
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Come on, come on.
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Number one is at the rail,
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and number seven is beginning to
pick up the pace on the outside.
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Yes!
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Yes! Come on, baby! Come on!
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Go! Let's go!
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And number seven goes all the way
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- and takes the lead!
- Yes! Yes!
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Come on, come on!
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Yeah!
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Number seven has fallen!
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And number one goes on
and takes the lead to win it.
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Max woke up to find that his dreams
had just been the stuff of pipes.
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I wanna place a bet.
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- How much?
-20 large.
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Oh, you must feel real lucky.
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I'll take your bet.
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And lay it off.
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I got a bookie's bookie.
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I'll give you 2-to-1 on the horse.
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Racing form says 9-to-1.
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So you go to the ticket window
with your 20 grand in hand,
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and you get 9-to-1 if the spread sticks.
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You come in here with your
pockets turned out, you get 2-to-1.
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The juice is 10.
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That means if you lose,
you're all in for 22 grand.
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Twenty for the bet, two for the juice.
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Can you pay these moneys?
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Huh? Can you?
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Yeah.
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Just to be clear, if you lose,
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you're gonna owe a lot of money
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to the kind of men you do not want to owe
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the smallest amount of money to.
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Henry!
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- Hey, buddy.
- What?
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- Got a light?
- No.
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Henry!
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In that case, how about the 20 Gs
you just blew on the seven horse?
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- What have you done with my son?
- He's on his way home.
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Just like you.
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Where am I?
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Roth. He'll tell you everything. I swear.
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He already has.
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00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,594
Please.
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I have a family!
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Please.
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00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,603
Please!
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00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,231
Where's my DOV?
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Henry!
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00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:24,907
Where are they?
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Henry!
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Fuck.
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00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:51,934
Shit.
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Jesus.
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"Fuck. Shit. Jesus," is right.
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I don't understand.
Why did they kill Max's family?
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00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:00,985
New outfit in town.
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00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:05,990
They didn't want somebody else betting
on a fixed horserace with them.
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00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,493
They're trying to make an impression.
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00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,413
That's a fucking story, man.
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00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:17,001
Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin
lookalike contest in Monte Carlo
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and came in third.
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00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,130
Now that's a story.
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00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,966
This...
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This is something else.
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00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:30,848
- So that's a Kansas City Shuffle?
- No.
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00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:34,101
It's just the inciting incident,
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00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,228
the catalyst.
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00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:40,649
This is a Kansas City Shuffle.
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00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,485
They look right,
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and you
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go left.
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00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,083
Sorry about that, son.
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00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,046
Sometimes there's more to life
than just living.
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00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,675
Besides, you can't have
a Kansas City Shuffle without a body.
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00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,903
He's down!
Get the roof!
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00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,154
UP there!
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00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,461
I'm coming.
212
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,548
Coming.
213
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,430
Well, it took you long enough.
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00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,099
You're not Nick.
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00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,602
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be.
216
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,812
Well, I'm short for my height.
217
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,440
Well, see, that makes sense because
218
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,817
I can usually tell how tall someone is
by their knock.
219
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,112
You have a deceptively tall knock.
Congratulations.
220
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,907
So it's a good thing.
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00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:38,869
I don't know. I open the door expecting you
to be up here, you're down there.
222
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:42,581
That, combined with
a low center of gravity, forget about it.
223
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,250
- Who are you?
- I'm Slevin.
224
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,504
And what happened to your nose?
225
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,423
I was using it to break some guy's fist.
226
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,550
- Somebody hit you?
- Yeah.
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00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,761
I was kind of expecting it, though.
228
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,429
You were kind of expecting it?
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00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,349
Well, they say bad things happen in threes.
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First, I lost my job.
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00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,606
Then I came home to find that my
apartment building had been condemned
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due to a hybrid breed
of Ecuadorian super-termites.
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00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,571
So I went to my girlfriend Kelly's.
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I had a key, so I let myself in.
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Hey, don't stop on my account.
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Oh, shit.
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Slevin.
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It was an accident.
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00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,805
What, like he tripped and you fell?
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00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,893
Slevin, do you know what time it is?
241
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,938
Yeah. I'm at the airport.
Are you sure you want me to come out?
242
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,773
Yeah. Just think, two weeks in New York,
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00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:53,443
and the only Kelly you'll remember is
the Kelly who gave you your first hand job,
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on the bus on the way up to summer camp.
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00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,823
Kelly Perkins. She told me her hands
were dry and that she needed...
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00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:02,202
Yeah, she said that to a lot of guys.
That's why we called her Jerkins Perkins.
247
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,704
Just call me when you land, all right?
248
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:04,913
Yeah.
249
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:17,509
Yeah. So I just got into town, Nick.
I'm on my way over to your place.
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00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,136
Say, man, do you got the time?
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00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:22,806
Yeah, man. It's 7:23.
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00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,142
- So, you're probably still asleep.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,935
- Anyway, I'll be over in a second, okay?
- You got a smoke?
254
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,145
I don't smoke, man.
255
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,855
Then why don't you just go ahead
and give me your wallet,
256
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,482
and then I'll buy my own smokes?
257
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,568
Am I being mugged?
258
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,986
Oh, man!
259
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,280
And so here I am.
260
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,367
You said three.
261
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,828
- What?
- You said bad things happen in threes.
262
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,205
You lost your job,
your apartment building was condemned,
263
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,583
Kelly was cheating on you,
and you got mugged.
264
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,709
That makes four.
265
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,419
When you're on a roll, you're on a roll.
266
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,629
Interesting.
267
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,714
Although I would add,
not-the-ever-so-clever holdup man
268
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,424
that one hears so much about.
269
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,134
Well, he did break my nose.
270
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,886
- But overlooked your suitcase.
- Well, it's heavy.
271
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:03,221
Maybe he thought it wouldn't make
for a very speedy getaway.
272
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,390
True, but then there's
the matter of your watch.
273
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,558
Pretty fancy.
274
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,352
- It's a fake.
- But he didn't know that.
275
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,853
- Maybe he didn't see it.
- Of course he saw it.
276
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,355
He asked you for the time.
277
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:12,940
You say this is your third mugging?
278
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,816
I'm a... I travel a lot.
279
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,902
Where's Nick?
280
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:18,278
I don't know.
He was supposed to meet me here.
281
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,030
He never showed up.
282
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,741
- How did you get in?
- Door was open.
283
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,326
- Door was open?
- Yeah.
284
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,620
- Open or unlocked?
- I don't remember.
285
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:27,871
But you said open.
286
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:30,666
Could've been.
Hey, what was your name again?
287
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,210
Lindsey. I live across the hall.
288
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,796
- I came over to borrow a cup of sugar.
- Where's your cup?
289
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:37,297
I said I came over to borrow a cup of sugar.
290
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,716
If I'd brought a cup, then I would've said
I came over to borrow sugar.
291
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,676
Touché.
292
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,346
Maybe that's Nick. It's right there.
293
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,850
Hello.
294
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,854
They hung LID-
295
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,022
Oh, I have an idea.
296
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,899
Have you used the phone at all
since you've been here?
297
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,818
Not except for that.
298
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,904
Sorry. Wrong number.
299
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:03,240
That was the Hotel Cheval.
300
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,449
What are you doing?
301
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:07,035
We know who he called.
Now we find out who called him.
302
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,247
- Columbo says that there are three things...
- Columbo?
303
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,040
Yeah. Columbo was this TV detective,
304
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,418
- played by Peter Falk...
- I know who Columbo is. Yeah.
305
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,502
Well, according to Columbo,
306
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,379
there are three things to look for
at a crime scene.
307
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,922
What's there now that wasn't there before,
308
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,258
what was there before that isn't there now,
and what's been moved.
309
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:24,302
- Is this a crime scene?
- I think Nick's in trouble.
310
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,555
Hello. Sorry. Wrong number.
311
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,516
That was the Hotel Cheval, again.
312
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,685
So what? He called a hotel,
a hotel called him back.
313
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,061
It makes sense.
314
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,273
- So, maybe it's a clue.
- A clue to what?
315
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,025
Maybe it's a clue to what happened to Nick.
316
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,359
We don't know anything happened to Nick.
317
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,736
We don't know that anything
didn't happen to Nick.
318
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,529
Look, he said he was gonna meet you.
You're here, he's not,
319
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,489
the door was open,
and bad things happen wherever you...
320
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,908
Shit! I gotta stop by work.
321
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:48,410
It's just for a couple hours.
322
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,580
I'll come back,
and then we can start the investigation.
323
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,166
- "The investigation"?
- It'll be fun.
324
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,459
Okay.
325
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,755
I totally forgot...
326
00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:03,592
Yeah.
327
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,802
Sorry.
328
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,929
- May I borrow a cup of your sugar?
- What?
329
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:11,892
I never gave it much thought
until I put up a fresh pot of coffee,
330
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:15,020
and I was on my way to the store,
and I thought, "Nick. He'd have sugar. "
331
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:18,273
You tell me your story, I leave sugarless.
332
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,400
I come back in,
you put your penis on exhibition,
333
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,611
and although my coffee's
probably gone bad by now,
334
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:24,488
I insist on following through.
335
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,907
It's like something
from a Norman Rockwell painting.
336
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,867
- What, my penis?
- No.
337
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,577
No, the sugar.
338
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,580
Neighbors borrowing sugar
from one another.
339
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,582
It's very Andy Griffith.
340
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,752
- Yeah.
- Well, that's Andy Griffith.
341
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,670
The penis thing is not very Mayberry.
342
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,838
No.
343
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,924
Thanks for the sugar, sugar.
344
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,186
I wanted to try and catch the next show.
345
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,438
I don't go on again till 8:00.
346
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:00,315
Okay.
347
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,247
It's not nearly 8:00 yet.
348
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,959
- The Boss wants to see you.
- Who?
349
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,919
- The Boss.
- Who's The Boss?
350
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:23,505
- The guy we work for.
- Jesus.
351
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:26,591
Yo, man, sit your punk ass down!
352
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,556
I'm not the guy you're looking for.
I don't live here.
353
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:34,766
Yeah, well, you look like
the guy that lives here.
354
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:36,643
Then you don't know what the guy
that lives here looks like.
355
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,938
What he means to say is,
you look like you live here.
356
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,106
Yeah, that's what I mean to say.
357
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:43,024
Well, yeah, I look like I live here,
but I don't.
358
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,944
I'm just visiting. I just got in this morning.
359
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,573
The cat I'm looking for, his name is...
360
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:52,450
- His name is Nick, man.
- Nick.
361
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,828
The cat's name is Nick. Now...
362
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:57,956
Who are you?
363
00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:59,332
I'm Slevin.
364
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,003
You got some ID?
365
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,133
See, the funny thing about that is that
I got mugged this morning...
366
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,218
Hey, look! Look, look.
367
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,554
Tell it to the one-legged man,
368
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,140
so he can bump it off down the road.
369
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,400
- Hey, listen, motherfucker!
- Yo, I got this.
370
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,652
- I got this, Elvis. I got this.
- No, no. Sloe, Sloe, slow your roll.
371
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,945
- I got this.
- Slow your roll, man.
372
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:31,531
Just let me. Just let me, all right?
373
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,533
Motherfucker,
374
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:36,369
all I know is,
The Boss slides me this here address,
375
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,371
and he says:
"Sloe, that's him,
376
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,373
Elvis, that's me,
377
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:43,001
bring me the cat
who resides at this here address...
378
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:47,297
Now, he told me that today.
You just so happen to be here today.
379
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:50,592
So I guess you the cat
I'm supposed to pick up
380
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:52,761
today.
381
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,221
But I'm not Nick.
382
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,056
Yeah, well, unfortunately for you,
383
00:25:56,056 --> 00:26:00,227
you're not the first cat to tell me
you wasn't the guy I was looking for.
384
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:02,145
You can ask Lindsey.
She lives across the hall.
385
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,939
- She's the woman who lives there...
- Wait, hold on, hold on.
386
00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:05,440
Man, I ain't asking nobody nothing!
387
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:08,026
Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent,
whatever the fuck your name is,
388
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:11,112
the Virgin Mary herself could come
waltzing up in here with her fine ass,
389
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,697
titties hanging out and everything,
390
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:15,116
and if she told me
your name was Jesus Christ,
391
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:17,202
I still gotta take you to see The Boss.
392
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:18,995
- You know why?
- No.
393
00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,331
Orders.
394
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,583
Now, you do know what "orders" is, right?
395
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,544
- I think I got the concept.
- Orders is orders.
396
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,382
So I guess no one ever taught you
not to use the word you're defining
397
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,050
in the definition.
398
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:37,681
Say something else!
399
00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:41,685
I will break your motherfucking nose.
I ain't playing with you.
400
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,728
My nose is already broken.
401
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,821
- Can I just say one more thing?
What?
402
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:56,908
Can you turn the heat up in here,
'cause it's really cold?
403
00:26:56,908 --> 00:27:01,621
Yeah. You should've thought about that
before you started in with all the lip.
404
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:32,819
Ouch.
405
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,450
Yeah.
406
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,417
It's cold out there.
407
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,294
Let's hurry it up, man.
408
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,017
Yo, grab his ass.
409
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:10,190
The Boss is right up there, chump.
410
00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:36,132
Well, listen, your boys, Elvis and Sloe,
picked up the wrong guy.
411
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,761
- I'm not Nick...
- Mr. Fisher.
412
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,681
Are you familiar with the Shmoo,
Mr. Fisher?
413
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:47,143
Comic strip I liked, as a boy.
414
00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,938
The Shmoo was a loveable creature, really.
415
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:51,981
Laid eggs,
416
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:54,025
gave milk,
417
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:59,322
and died of sheer ecstasy
when looked at with hunger.
418
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,492
The Shmoo loved to be eaten.
419
00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:05,245
It could taste like any food you desire.
420
00:29:06,204 --> 00:29:10,166
Shmoo hide, cut thin, made fine leather.
421
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:14,295
Even Shmoo whiskers
made excellent toothpicks.
422
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:19,801
In essence, the Shmoo
supplied all of the world's wants.
423
00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:23,763
I only bring up the case of the Shmoo
because of its relevance to you
424
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,598
and the reason you were brought here.
425
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:26,975
I'm sorry. Who are you?
426
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:28,893
I'm The Boss.
427
00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:30,937
I thought he was The Boss.
428
00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:32,647
Why?
429
00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,858
Do we look alike?
430
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,444
So, Mr. Fisher,
431
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,780
you were gonna tell me something?
432
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,574
I don't know. You brought me here.
433
00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:45,827
Yes, I did,
but back when you thought I was him.
434
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,621
I never thought you were him.
I thought he was you.
435
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:52,459
And I was trying to tell him...
You, that they picked up the wrong guy.
436
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,626
The wrong guy for what?
437
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,752
Whatever it is you wanted to see me about.
438
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:56,045
Do you know what I want to see you about?
439
00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:57,172
- No.
- Then how do you know
440
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:59,215
I have the wrong guy?
441
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:02,260
- Because I'm not Nick...
- Maybe I wanted to give you $96,000.
442
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:05,263
In that case, do I still have the wrong guy?
443
00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:08,057
Do you want to give me $96,000?
444
00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:10,977
No. Do you want to give me $96,000?
445
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,604
No. Should I?
446
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,689
I don't know. Should you?
447
00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:18,902
I don't know. Should I?
448
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:26,701
Long story short.
449
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:28,953
I think we're well past that point.
450
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:32,081
I bet it was that mouth
that got you that nose.
451
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,878
Okay, I'm under the impression
that you're under the impression
452
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:39,255
that I owe you $96,000.
453
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,799
No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000.
454
00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:47,430
You owe Slim, Slim owes me...
You owe me.
455
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:56,105
Well, in that case, is Slim around?
456
00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:03,112
Hey, Slim. You know this cat?
457
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:07,283
Slim?
458
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,662
NO USE.
459
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:15,124
Ever since somebody shot him,
old Slim went deaf.
460
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,835
What happened to make Slim go deaf?
461
00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:19,003
Why?
462
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,716
Well, because I owe you $96,000,
463
00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:25,843
and I might have a slight problem
coming up with the money.
464
00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:27,262
Oh, okay.
465
00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:30,765
Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?
466
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:35,395
I may have exaggerated the slightness.
467
00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:42,735
Well, why don't I just cancel the whole debt
in exchange for a small favor?
468
00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:48,324
Well, it depends on the favor.
469
00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,663
That was my son.
470
00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:57,000
You notice how I said "was"?
471
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,252
Yeah.
472
00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,379
That's because he's dead.
473
00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:03,881
Murdered.
474
00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,803
Relegated to the past tense.
475
00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:14,684
Sent from an "is" to a "was"
before he'd had his breakfast.
476
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:16,769
Bummer.
477
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:25,361
Lex talionis,
478
00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,197
the law of retaliation.
479
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:46,132
A pact was broken.
480
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,425
My son was murdered,
481
00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:50,386
so The Rabbi's son
must share the same fate.
482
00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:52,722
Whose son?
483
00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:54,974
The Rabbi's.
484
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,518
Why do they call him The Rabbi?
485
00:32:57,518 --> 00:32:58,895
Because...
486
00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:02,440
Because he's a rabbi.
487
00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:04,150
Who's his son?
488
00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:05,860
Yitzchok.
489
00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:08,529
Yitzchok. Yitzchok and The Rabbi.
490
00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:10,406
Yitzchok, The Fairy.
491
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,535
Why do they call him The Fairy?
492
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:18,164
Because he's a fairy.
493
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:21,876
What, he has wings, he can fly,
he sprinkles magic dust all over the place?
494
00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:24,003
- He's homosexual.
- Right.
495
00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:25,880
Come on.
496
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:30,927
So how does The Rabbi feel about that?
497
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:33,388
- He doesn't know.
- You know, but he doesn't know.
498
00:33:33,388 --> 00:33:35,181
- Everybody knows.
- Except The Rabbi.
499
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,641
That's right.
500
00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,811
So where do I fit in?
501
00:33:39,811 --> 00:33:41,062
You?
502
00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,774
You're the trigger man.
503
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:47,568
Me?
504
00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:49,278
You.
505
00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:59,497
Aren't there professionals? People that
you can hire to do this sort of thing?
506
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:03,292
Of course there are.
507
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:04,544
YES.
508
00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,630
But you owe me $96,000.
509
00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:11,843
Why should I go out and pay someone else
when I've already paid you?
510
00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:14,762
Sorry, kid.
511
00:34:15,263 --> 00:34:18,057
But your money just isn't long enough,
512
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:20,643
which means you're in my pocket,
513
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:22,979
which means if you don't do
what I want you to do,
514
00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,982
you're gonna go from my pocket
to my fridge.
515
00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:30,486
Slim could use the company,
and I could use the Shmoo.
516
00:34:31,529 --> 00:34:34,240
So, I'll expect your answer by morning.
517
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:38,035
Is there anything else?
518
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:41,831
Well, I don't suppose I have to say
anything as trite and cliched as,
519
00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:44,834
"Go to the police and you're a dead man".
520
00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:46,711
I think you just did.
521
00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:48,254
I guess I did.
522
00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:54,802
So, let me see if I've got this right.
523
00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:00,391
I'm paying you a lot of money
to kill somebody,
524
00:35:01,058 --> 00:35:03,978
and you're getting somebody else to do it?
525
00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:06,105
Don't worry.
526
00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:08,816
I'm gonna kill somebody.
527
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:17,241
Better call Brikowski,
528
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:19,869
tell him there's a new face in town.
529
00:35:56,948 --> 00:35:58,908
- Hey.
- Nick still hasn't showed, huh?
530
00:35:59,075 --> 00:36:00,618
- No.
- What's with you and that towel?
531
00:36:00,618 --> 00:36:02,370
Oh, it's... Lindsey,
532
00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:04,372
it's a very long story.
533
00:36:04,372 --> 00:36:06,541
Well, get dressed.
You can tell me about it on the way.
534
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,167
On the way? Where are we going?
535
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:10,670
All we know is that somebody called Nick
from the Hotel Cheval.
536
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:13,422
I spoke to a friend who works there.
She says they keep a record
537
00:36:13,422 --> 00:36:16,342
of every call made from the hotel,
and that she can access the computer,
538
00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:18,094
and we can find out
what room the call came from.
539
00:36:18,094 --> 00:36:20,304
She should be calling any minute.
540
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:21,889
What is it?
541
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,558
I know this guy.
542
00:36:23,558 --> 00:36:25,476
' Who?
_ guy
543
00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:30,022
- You know that guy?
- Yeah. I met him.
544
00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:33,025
He was dead.
545
00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:36,612
You met a dead guy?
546
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:38,823
Yeah.
547
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:41,284
In a walk-in freezer.
548
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:47,164
"New York bookmaker Slim Hopkins
was reported missing by his wife.
549
00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:49,625
"Police have no leads. "
Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada.
550
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,627
"A spokesperson commented,
off the record,
551
00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:54,630
It's ironic that Hopkins
should go missing, considering
552
00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:58,551
He's allegedly been behind
a few disappearing acts himself...
553
00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:06,392
I think it's time you told me that story
about why you're still wearing that towel.
554
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,351
Do you mind if I get dressed first?
555
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:09,937
That's my phone.
Could be my friend from the hotel.
556
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,439
Be right back.
557
00:37:15,693 --> 00:37:16,777
Hmm.
558
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:32,460
Yeah, Lindsey, I don't think it's such
a good idea that we continue to...
559
00:37:33,461 --> 00:37:36,422
Put your shoes on.
Schlomo wants to see you.
560
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:42,386
I don't know anyone named Schlomo.
561
00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:46,098
Someone named Schlomo knows you.
That is your only concern.
562
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:47,934
Let's go.
563
00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:49,852
Like I said, I don't know any...
564
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:52,355
...named Schlomo.
565
00:37:52,355 --> 00:37:53,731
That hurt.
566
00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:57,568
I think it's better
if you let me do the talking.
567
00:37:57,568 --> 00:37:59,028
You think?
568
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,035
What is it?
569
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,415
He's sorry that he hit you.
570
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:13,751
- You always speak for him?
- Yes.
571
00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:19,382
So he's a mute, then.
572
00:38:19,382 --> 00:38:21,509
- Not quite.
- Well, what then?
573
00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:24,887
It's personal. You have to ask him.
574
00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:28,307
- How would he tell me?
- He wouldn't.
575
00:38:31,686 --> 00:38:34,355
- Hey, are we going to the...
- No.
576
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,692
- But he's right there.
- A different outfit entirely.
577
00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:39,610
Right across the street
from one another?
578
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:42,363
One time, they were one with one another,
579
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:45,282
and then they tried to kill one another.
580
00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:50,621
Now, neither man leaves
his respective tower of isolation,
581
00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:53,624
for fear of what
the other man will do to him.
582
00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:04,260
Let me guess, all the way up?
583
00:39:06,637 --> 00:39:07,972
Penthouse.
584
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,587
You must be Mr. Fisher.
585
00:39:42,506 --> 00:39:45,468
Must I? Because that hasn't
been working out for me lately.
586
00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:47,803
But I'm afraid you must.
587
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:49,638
Well, if I must.
588
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:53,100
Do you know for what reason
you've been brought here?
589
00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:57,438
For starters, I'm unlucky.
590
00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:01,692
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame
of reference for the lucky, Mr. Fisher.
591
00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:04,695
You are unlucky
so that I may know that I am not.
592
00:40:04,695 --> 00:40:08,949
Unfortunately, the lucky never realize
they are lucky until it's too late.
593
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:10,159
Take yourself, for instance.
594
00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:11,911
Yesterday, you were better off
than you are today,
595
00:40:12,078 --> 00:40:16,916
but it took today for you to realize it,
but today has arrived, and it's too late.
596
00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,292
You see?
597
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:22,129
People are never happy
with what they have.
598
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:25,758
They always want what they had,
what someone else has.
599
00:40:25,758 --> 00:40:28,052
Kind of like a rabbi
who would rather be a gangster,
600
00:40:28,052 --> 00:40:31,555
a gangster who would rather be a rabbi.
I mean, what is that?
601
00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:35,184
Some sort of "the grass is always greener
on the other side of the fence" thing?
602
00:40:35,184 --> 00:40:39,480
I mean, how do you justify being a rabbi
and a gangster?
603
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,861
I don't.
604
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:49,281
I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time
wondering what could've been
605
00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:51,700
when I am what could've been
and could not have been.
606
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:55,454
I live on both sides of the fence.
My grass is always green.
607
00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:57,790
Consider, Mr. Fisher,
608
00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,876
there are two men sitting here before you,
609
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,670
and one of them
you should be very afraid of.
610
00:41:02,670 --> 00:41:04,380
Where's my money?
611
00:41:05,756 --> 00:41:08,217
- Listen, I've been hearing that a lot lately...
- My father used to say,
612
00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:10,761
"The first time somebody calls you a horse,
you punch them on the nose.
613
00:41:10,761 --> 00:41:13,013
The second time somebody calls
you a horse, you call them a jerk.
614
00:41:13,013 --> 00:41:14,640
But the third time somebody
calls you a horse,
615
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,394
well, then, perhaps it's time
to go shopping for a saddle...
616
00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:28,779
I don't have your money.
617
00:41:28,779 --> 00:41:31,448
This isn't like skipping out on the check.
618
00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:34,785
You owe me money.
I have interests, you owe them money.
619
00:41:34,785 --> 00:41:36,412
I don't even know
how much money I owe you.
620
00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:38,747
- $33,000.
- But I'm not Nick Fisher.
621
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:39,832
Then who the hell are you?
622
00:41:39,832 --> 00:41:43,544
I'm just a guy who was in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
623
00:41:46,964 --> 00:41:49,008
You have 48 hours to get my money.
624
00:41:49,008 --> 00:41:51,760
Saul will keep an eye on you
in the meantime.
625
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,387
You may go now.
626
00:41:58,934 --> 00:42:01,228
Wait, I just have one question.
627
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:03,397
I wasn't frisked.
628
00:42:09,486 --> 00:42:13,532
I see. So being a rabbi, a religious man...
629
00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:16,452
There are three things
a Jew may not do in order to save a life,
630
00:42:16,452 --> 00:42:18,037
including his own.
631
00:42:18,037 --> 00:42:21,415
He may not idol worship, commit adultery,
632
00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:24,835
or perform an act of premeditated murder.
633
00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:27,379
Killing you before you killed me
would've been...
634
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:28,631
Kosher
635
00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:33,969
Acceptable.
636
00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:55,950
I've wired half the money
into your bank in the Caymans.
637
00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:59,203
The other half will be deposited when
our old friend is in the ground.
638
00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:01,372
Now, I can expect that, when?
639
00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:07,628
- Very soon.
- Good.
640
00:43:08,504 --> 00:43:11,173
So, tell me. The kid,
641
00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:14,134
what do you want with him?
642
00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:18,973
The kid and I have unfinished business.
643
00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:31,235
If there is one thing I know,
it's when someone is lying.
644
00:43:31,235 --> 00:43:34,238
Man in my position,
that's all he has to go on.
645
00:43:34,947 --> 00:43:38,701
To know a lie when he hears it,
difference between life and death,
646
00:43:38,701 --> 00:43:40,369
your own, someone else's.
647
00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:43,580
That being said, he wasn't lying.
648
00:43:45,249 --> 00:43:47,084
That's not Nick Fisher.
649
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:49,086
I know.
650
00:43:59,513 --> 00:44:02,141
I came back and you were gone,
so I went to the hotel without you
651
00:44:02,141 --> 00:44:03,976
to see my friend.
652
00:44:03,976 --> 00:44:06,729
She says the call to Nick
came from Room 1009.
653
00:44:06,729 --> 00:44:09,773
A fellow registered
under the name of Smith,
654
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,317
if you can believe that.
655
00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:12,943
Although it is one of the most
common names in the world,
656
00:44:12,943 --> 00:44:14,695
so there are bound to be a couple of them.
657
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,448
But I get the feeling this ain't one of them.
658
00:44:17,448 --> 00:44:20,326
I get up to the 10th floor, and just as I do,
659
00:44:20,326 --> 00:44:24,413
the door to Room 1009 opens,
and there's our Mr. Smith in the flesh.
660
00:44:24,413 --> 00:44:27,416
So I pretend I'm walking to the elevator
instead of coming from it,
661
00:44:27,416 --> 00:44:29,293
and we take it down together.
662
00:44:29,293 --> 00:44:32,338
He smiles at me. Thanks. I smile back.
663
00:44:32,338 --> 00:44:35,466
But still, I have no idea who he is,
but I think that you might,
664
00:44:35,466 --> 00:44:37,259
so I take a picture of him
using my cell phone,
665
00:44:37,259 --> 00:44:38,552
which, originally,
I thought was a total waste,
666
00:44:38,552 --> 00:44:41,013
'cause the photos look like shit,
and I never use it.
667
00:44:41,013 --> 00:44:45,642
So there I am, pretending to dial a number
and taking Smith's picture,
668
00:44:45,642 --> 00:44:47,353
him none the wiser.
669
00:44:47,353 --> 00:44:49,772
This is Smith. Recognize him?
670
00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:50,856
No.
671
00:44:51,315 --> 00:44:53,150
I didn't think you would,
but it was worth a shot.
672
00:44:53,150 --> 00:44:55,652
Anyway, we take the elevator
down to the lobby,
673
00:44:55,652 --> 00:45:00,199
and the man who calls himself Smith
walks outside and hails himself a cab.
674
00:45:00,616 --> 00:45:02,451
So I followed him.
675
00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:11,668
He went down into
an apartment building downtown, so I wait.
676
00:45:11,668 --> 00:45:15,798
An hour goes by,
and just when I'm getting ready to leave,
677
00:45:15,798 --> 00:45:17,716
who walks outside?
678
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:19,093
- Smith?
- You.
679
00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:24,932
Me?
680
00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:28,102
You, out of the same building,
681
00:45:28,102 --> 00:45:31,021
with two Hasidic Jews
on either side of you.
682
00:45:32,189 --> 00:45:33,899
Friends of yours?
683
00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:35,859
Not exactly.
684
00:45:35,859 --> 00:45:38,695
I think it's time you told me that story.
685
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:43,951
Well, there's this guy,
and they call him The Boss, right?
686
00:45:43,951 --> 00:45:47,413
And then, right across the street,
there's this man they call The Rabbi.
687
00:45:47,413 --> 00:45:50,999
- Why do they call him The Rabbi?
- Because he's a rabbi.
688
00:45:55,504 --> 00:45:56,880
$33, 000.
689
00:45:58,507 --> 00:46:02,302
So now I have to "take out,"
to use the vernacular, The Fairy,
690
00:46:02,302 --> 00:46:04,513
in order to scratch a debt
that isn't even mine.
691
00:46:04,513 --> 00:46:08,684
And if that's not enough,
I have 48 hours to come up with $33,000,
692
00:46:08,684 --> 00:46:10,602
or The Rabbi's gonna...
693
00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:13,522
I don't know who Mr. Smith is.
694
00:46:14,398 --> 00:46:17,693
And the worst part about it is,
I'm not Nick Fisher.
695
00:46:18,277 --> 00:46:19,528
Ironic.
696
00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:21,738
I know. I don't even gamble.
697
00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:25,325
No, I mean the mobster having a gay son.
That's ironic.
698
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:30,664
We are dealing with a bona fide case
of mistaken identity here.
699
00:46:30,664 --> 00:46:32,749
- Yeah.
- Things like that aren't supposed to be real.
700
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:34,460
It's like amnesia.
701
00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:39,089
Notwithstanding, here you are,
and Nick's nowhere to be found, so
702
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,966
I'd say you're fucked.
703
00:46:42,176 --> 00:46:43,177
Fucked.
704
00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:50,309
Shouldn't you be a little more
worried about all this?
705
00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:52,227
I have ataraxia.
706
00:46:52,227 --> 00:46:53,479
Ataraxia
707
00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:56,523
It's a condition characterized
by freedom from worry
708
00:46:56,523 --> 00:46:59,026
or any other preoccupation, really.
709
00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:04,448
Anyway, I have to have my answer
to The Boss in the morning.
710
00:47:04,448 --> 00:47:06,325
What are you gonna say?
711
00:47:07,618 --> 00:47:09,620
I'm gonna say what any man
with two penises would say
712
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:12,164
when his tailor asks him
if he dresses to the right or to the left.
713
00:47:12,164 --> 00:47:13,582
What's that?
714
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:16,919
YES.
715
00:47:17,419 --> 00:47:19,213
I knew you had sense.
716
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:24,134
Sense is something you have
when you have a choice.
717
00:47:24,134 --> 00:47:25,511
Sometimes.
718
00:47:26,512 --> 00:47:29,223
Sometimes it's when you know you don't.
719
00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:32,100
Don't move that bishop.
720
00:47:32,643 --> 00:47:34,478
It's an obvious sucker bet.
721
00:47:34,478 --> 00:47:37,147
If you don't,
you could have him in four moves.
722
00:47:37,314 --> 00:47:40,859
If you do right now,
he's gonna have you in mate in one.
723
00:47:42,444 --> 00:47:44,112
He doesn't see it.
724
00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:46,782
Wouldn't matter if he did.
725
00:47:46,782 --> 00:47:48,450
Elvis lets me win.
726
00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:51,787
Everybody lets me win.
727
00:47:52,538 --> 00:47:54,081
Wait a minute.
728
00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,250
You know this game.
729
00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:04,633
You got three days.
730
00:48:06,385 --> 00:48:08,720
I was thinking it would take me
more like a week.
731
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:11,014
You were thinking that,
were you?
732
00:48:11,014 --> 00:48:13,892
With all your experience killing people?
733
00:48:14,601 --> 00:48:16,311
I'll tell you what.
734
00:48:17,271 --> 00:48:19,982
You win this game, you get your week.
735
00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:37,457
So, what's the plan with Yitzchok?
736
00:48:40,002 --> 00:48:42,004
I was gonna play it by ear.
737
00:48:42,004 --> 00:48:46,341
Well, if it's all the same, I'd write it down.
It's a tough tune.
738
00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:48,468
By the way, he has shadows.
739
00:48:52,139 --> 00:48:53,390
"Shadows"?
740
00:48:57,853 --> 00:48:59,229
Bodyguards.
741
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:02,316
With him all the time.
742
00:49:04,234 --> 00:49:05,527
Military.
743
00:49:11,241 --> 00:49:12,909
Ex-Israeli Mossad.
744
00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:17,581
They go where he goes, round the clock.
745
00:49:17,581 --> 00:49:21,376
Ex-Israeli Mossad.
746
00:49:23,712 --> 00:49:25,881
That doesn't sound good.
747
00:49:25,881 --> 00:49:28,508
They live in the apartment next door.
748
00:49:29,051 --> 00:49:31,970
He wears a panic button
on the chain around his neck.
749
00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:34,556
Looks like an ordinary Star of David.
750
00:49:34,556 --> 00:49:37,935
He presses that button and, well,
we all know how that ends.
751
00:49:38,769 --> 00:49:40,187
What's this?
752
00:49:40,562 --> 00:49:42,189
Oh, God. No, you didn't.
753
00:49:43,065 --> 00:49:44,232
- Get down!
- Shit.
754
00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:46,234
- Get down!
- What the hell?
755
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,740
Response time's gonna be
three to five seconds.
756
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:54,117
So he's gonna have to hit him
when he least expects it.
757
00:49:54,117 --> 00:49:57,079
Where?
758
00:49:57,788 --> 00:49:59,247
The apartment.
759
00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:04,211
How do I get in his apartment?
I can't just walk in the front door.
760
00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:07,422
No, I was thinking you'd use the back door.
761
00:50:14,388 --> 00:50:15,722
Then what?
762
00:50:16,807 --> 00:50:18,892
He does the kid, I do him.
763
00:50:19,768 --> 00:50:23,146
I plant my gun, clean, no history,
on Yitzchok,
764
00:50:23,939 --> 00:50:27,275
fire a round,
get some powder burns on the hands,
765
00:50:28,026 --> 00:50:29,861
take the clothes off,
766
00:50:30,404 --> 00:50:34,658
make it look like a "you do me,
I do you, we're both gay,
767
00:50:34,658 --> 00:50:37,828
"the world doesn't understand us"
double suicide.
768
00:50:37,828 --> 00:50:40,122
And that's all there is to it.
769
00:50:40,914 --> 00:50:43,125
Is that all there is to it?
770
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,209
Yeah.
771
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:46,753
That's all there is to it.
772
00:50:58,390 --> 00:51:00,767
I'm not such a bad guy, you know.
773
00:51:02,519 --> 00:51:05,355
Some folks have grown pretty fat off me.
774
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:09,651
Some have grown pretty dead.
775
00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,991
You're a conundrum, you.
776
00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:19,953
You walk in here,
shooting your fucking mouth off
777
00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:23,123
like you don't give a fuck if it gets shot off.
778
00:51:23,874 --> 00:51:25,959
You can only kill me once.
779
00:51:33,508 --> 00:51:34,801
Checkmate.
780
00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:43,143
Nobody says I have to kill you quick.
781
00:51:46,188 --> 00:51:47,314
Cat.
782
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,066
MOUSE.
783
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,029
You got three days.
784
00:51:58,325 --> 00:51:59,701
Excuse me.
785
00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:23,725
Who the fuck is this guy?
786
00:52:23,725 --> 00:52:25,060
Don't know.
787
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:27,729
Whoever he is, he's either in very deep shit,
or I don't know what,
788
00:52:27,729 --> 00:52:29,272
'cause he's playing in the sandbox
with the darkies,
789
00:52:29,439 --> 00:52:32,317
the skullcaps, and who knows who.
790
00:52:32,317 --> 00:52:36,238
Call Murph and see if he got a match
on that photo that Marty snapped.
791
00:52:36,238 --> 00:52:37,572
Yes, boss.
792
00:52:38,448 --> 00:52:40,575
I want a complete rundown on this fucker,
793
00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:42,160
everything from A to Z.
794
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,912
I wanna know who he is,
who does he know.
795
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:45,455
People he knows, who do they know?
796
00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:49,334
I want to know what the fuck
he is doing in my fucking city.
797
00:52:59,052 --> 00:53:00,595
- What do you got?
- Get this.
798
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:02,347
The Kat's in town.
799
00:53:03,265 --> 00:53:04,307
Good kat?
800
00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,184
That's the song the junkies are singing.
801
00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:08,478
- What's the happenstance?
- Didn't know the happenstance.
802
00:53:08,478 --> 00:53:11,356
Just said the word was the Kat's in town.
803
00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:14,776
- Who's Goodkat?
- Real heavy hitter.
804
00:53:16,111 --> 00:53:19,656
- The heaviest.
- He shows, people die, he vanishes.
805
00:53:19,656 --> 00:53:22,117
No one knows who he is
or what he looks like.
806
00:53:22,117 --> 00:53:25,120
And he hasn't worked New York in what,
two decades?
807
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,913
Just what we need.
808
00:53:27,789 --> 00:53:29,040
All right.
809
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,376
And get some different fucking coffee
in here, will you?
810
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:33,920
I gotta get to the fucking morgue.
811
00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:45,599
- Hey! I figured it out!
- Hey. What did you figure out?
812
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:47,142
You said Slim Hopkins
worked for The Boss, right?
813
00:53:47,142 --> 00:53:48,977
- Right.
- Well, listen.
814
00:53:49,978 --> 00:53:51,897
The Rabbi also had a bookie.
His name was Benny Begin,
815
00:53:51,897 --> 00:53:53,189
and right now,
Benny's down at the morgue on ice.
816
00:53:53,356 --> 00:53:56,192
- Somebody killed him and his goons.
- "At the morgue"?
817
00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:57,444
Yeah. Didn't I tell you I was a coroner?
818
00:53:57,444 --> 00:53:58,904
No, you didn't tell me you were a coroner.
819
00:54:01,865 --> 00:54:04,367
Benny Begin, killed by a baseball.
820
00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:06,119
My guess was a fastball.
821
00:54:08,622 --> 00:54:11,875
Either way, it proves that the good Lord
has a sense of humor.
822
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,418
- Good morning, Detective.
- Morning.
823
00:54:13,418 --> 00:54:15,086
Know this guy?
824
00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:17,797
Big-time bookie. Worked for The Rabbi.
825
00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:20,675
- Why do they call him The Rabbi?
- Because he's a rabbi.
826
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:24,262
Between you and me,
20 years ago, he used to be my bookie.
827
00:54:25,013 --> 00:54:27,766
I used to sign my paychecks over to him.
828
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:30,769
What about the other two?
Did you get anything on them yet?
829
00:54:30,769 --> 00:54:31,853
These two were poisoned.
830
00:54:32,896 --> 00:54:34,564
Something exotic.
831
00:54:35,774 --> 00:54:38,109
- I'm running it down.
- Well, let me know.
832
00:54:38,109 --> 00:54:39,361
Will do.
833
00:54:40,862 --> 00:54:42,030
Prick.
834
00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:47,535
- Have a good day.
- You too, Detective.
835
00:54:52,874 --> 00:54:55,418
Jimmy, I'm taking my lunch break.
836
00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:58,672
Don't you see?
Nick isn't missing. He's hiding.
837
00:54:58,672 --> 00:55:00,048
He set you LID!
838
00:55:00,048 --> 00:55:02,092
- Nick set me up?
- Like a bowling pin.
839
00:55:02,092 --> 00:55:04,260
Nick found himself in a jam,
he got you to take his place.
840
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,887
He paid some street thug to mug you,
841
00:55:05,887 --> 00:55:08,139
but all he really wants
is your wallet with your license.
842
00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:10,308
That's why he ignores the watch
and the suitcase.
843
00:55:10,308 --> 00:55:12,394
Then Nick kills Slim Hopkins
and Benny Begin,
844
00:55:12,394 --> 00:55:13,895
the only guys who know what he looks like,
845
00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:15,730
and now you're left holding the bag!
846
00:55:15,730 --> 00:55:18,274
But I called Nick. I initiated contact.
847
00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:19,901
Well, maybe it just seems that way.
848
00:55:19,901 --> 00:55:21,611
What about Smith?
849
00:55:21,611 --> 00:55:24,614
I still can't figure him out in all this.
850
00:55:24,614 --> 00:55:26,616
- You should run.
- I can't.
851
00:55:26,616 --> 00:55:29,119
- They'll kill you if you stay.
- They'll kill me if I leave.
852
00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:31,121
Then go to the police!
853
00:55:31,121 --> 00:55:32,789
These guys buy cops like cops buy donuts.
854
00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:34,916
This isn't the first time
this has happened, you know?
855
00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:36,001
You mean this isn't the first time
856
00:55:36,001 --> 00:55:37,961
a crime lord asked you to kill
the gay son of a rival gangster
857
00:55:37,961 --> 00:55:39,504
to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend
858
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,506
whose place you're staying in
as a result of losing your job,
859
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,009
your apartment, and finding your girlfriend
in bed with another guy?
860
00:55:44,009 --> 00:55:45,301
No, this is the first time that happened.
861
00:55:45,301 --> 00:55:49,180
But Nick has been painting me into corners
since we were kids.
862
00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:51,307
I guess I've always been
a better friend to him
863
00:55:51,307 --> 00:55:52,559
- than he's been to me.
- You know what?
864
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:56,479
I'd love to hear the rest of this,
but I really gotta go back to work.
865
00:55:56,479 --> 00:55:58,106
Oh, hey! HEY!
866
00:55:58,273 --> 00:55:59,441
Hey.
867
00:56:00,025 --> 00:56:01,651
I was just thinking that if you're still alive
868
00:56:01,651 --> 00:56:03,278
when I get back from work tonight, maybe,
869
00:56:04,654 --> 00:56:05,613
I don't know,
870
00:56:05,822 --> 00:56:08,324
we could go to dinner or something?
871
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,330
Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.
872
00:56:14,330 --> 00:56:15,790
- Really?
- Yeah.
873
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,710
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
874
00:56:19,753 --> 00:56:21,171
No. Bye!
875
00:56:29,179 --> 00:56:30,472
What a weirdo.
876
00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:42,358
What?
877
00:56:43,026 --> 00:56:44,402
I was just thinking about
what it would be like
878
00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:47,197
if we'd met under different circumstances.
879
00:56:47,197 --> 00:56:48,907
See, I think people should only fall in love
880
00:56:49,074 --> 00:56:52,035
if there's a great story behind
how they met.
881
00:56:52,035 --> 00:56:55,580
You know, seeing as you
have to tell it over and over again.
882
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:59,084
If you and I fell in love,
we'd have one hell of a story to tell.
883
00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:00,543
- Yeah.
- We'd be at a dinner party
884
00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:02,962
and someone would ask,
"So, how did you two meet?"
885
00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:04,839
And I'd say, "You tell the story, dear. "
886
00:57:04,839 --> 00:57:07,801
And you'd say, "No. You tell it better. "
887
00:57:11,513 --> 00:57:13,306
So, come here often?
888
00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:16,351
No.
889
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,105
But I heard about someone who does.
890
00:57:21,523 --> 00:57:23,399
- You mean The Fairy?
- Yeah.
891
00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:25,026
- Is he...
- Yeah.
892
00:57:26,236 --> 00:57:27,612
Where?
893
00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:36,037
This is absurd! What are you thinking?
894
00:57:36,746 --> 00:57:37,956
I'm thinking of a new option.
895
00:57:37,956 --> 00:57:39,624
- What's that?
- Talking with him.
896
00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,376
- "Talking with him"?
- Talking with him.
897
00:57:41,376 --> 00:57:43,545
You're just gonna walk over and say,
"Hi, my name is Slevin,
898
00:57:43,545 --> 00:57:45,463
"and some bad dudes
think I'm someone that I'm not,
899
00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:46,548
"and this someone owes that someone,
900
00:57:46,548 --> 00:57:48,883
"and now I'm gonna have to take you out
or they're gonna take me out,
901
00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:51,052
"and I was just wondering,
you wanna talk about it?"
902
00:57:51,052 --> 00:57:53,096
- I can't do that.
- You think?
903
00:57:53,096 --> 00:57:55,598
Look, I can't just walk over there.
He's got bodyguards.
904
00:57:55,598 --> 00:57:58,518
Aside from that,
you're pretty much dead-on.
905
00:57:58,977 --> 00:58:00,228
Bodyguards?
906
00:58:00,228 --> 00:58:01,896
Yeah. Right behind him. Two of them.
907
00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:03,189
Israelis.
908
00:58:03,773 --> 00:58:05,733
Beards. Right behind him.
909
00:58:06,276 --> 00:58:07,610
See them?
910
00:58:11,239 --> 00:58:12,907
- You're getting good at this.
- Thanks.
911
00:58:13,074 --> 00:58:15,160
How are you gonna have a talk with him?
912
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,705
I'm gonna wait till he goes to the bathroom,
and then I'm gonna follow him in.
913
00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:20,415
What do you think?
914
00:58:21,457 --> 00:58:24,210
Can someone tell me
why I'm in the van?
915
00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:28,423
Because I could only get
a reservation for two.
916
00:58:28,423 --> 00:58:31,134
All right,
The Fairy's at a table in the middle,
917
00:58:31,134 --> 00:58:34,721
bodyguards nearby, our boy's not far away,
918
00:58:34,721 --> 00:58:36,931
but I can't make out who's with him.
919
00:58:36,931 --> 00:58:39,017
Did Murph get a bead on him yet?
920
00:58:39,017 --> 00:58:41,102
Murph says whoever he is,
he's a ghost.
921
00:58:41,102 --> 00:58:43,146
Can't find anyone
who's ever even bumped into him,
922
00:58:43,146 --> 00:58:45,398
much less tripped over him.
923
00:58:49,611 --> 00:58:51,905
Fairy's going to the bathroom.
924
00:58:55,825 --> 00:58:58,244
And our boy's making a move. Shit.
925
00:59:19,766 --> 00:59:22,644
- Marty, the door's locked.
- Relax.
926
00:59:22,644 --> 00:59:25,438
It's not gonna go down in the men's room.
927
00:59:29,067 --> 00:59:30,401
I got next.
928
00:59:33,905 --> 00:59:35,531
What went down
in the men's room?
929
00:59:35,531 --> 00:59:36,908
- We talked.
- And?
930
00:59:37,075 --> 00:59:39,202
I told him I thought
we should get together some time.
931
00:59:39,202 --> 00:59:40,620
- You didn't.
- I did.
932
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:41,746
And?
933
00:59:42,455 --> 00:59:43,539
I got a date.
934
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,833
Oh, my God. Do you think this is safe?
935
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:50,213
It can't be any worse than what's waiting
for me behind door number two.
936
00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:53,132
It's gonna be tough, though
I think I picked up a pigtail.
937
00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:54,842
- A what?
- The cops.
938
00:59:55,468 --> 00:59:59,305
Oh, a pigtail. Cute.
939
01:00:00,932 --> 01:00:03,685
I ran into a nosy cop in the men's room.
940
01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:14,654
You and me need to talk.
941
01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:20,910
- Do I know you?
- No. But I know you.
942
01:00:28,418 --> 01:00:31,129
Listen, buddy, I'm sorry.
No offense or anything, but I'm not...
943
01:00:31,129 --> 01:00:33,548
- I'm not gay.
- I'm a cop.
944
01:00:34,716 --> 01:00:37,552
Yeah, well, I'm not a robber,
if you catch my drift.
945
01:00:37,552 --> 01:00:39,429
I've been watching you.
946
01:00:39,429 --> 01:00:41,431
I know what you're into.
947
01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:43,391
Who are you?
948
01:00:43,391 --> 01:00:45,727
I mean, I know who you're not.
I know you're not Nick Fisher,
949
01:00:45,727 --> 01:00:47,270
the guy whose apartment you're staying in.
950
01:00:47,270 --> 01:00:49,856
I know this because Nick Fisher spent
eight years in Dade Correctional
951
01:00:50,023 --> 01:00:53,192
for forcing himself
on a 14-year-old cheerleader.
952
01:00:53,192 --> 01:00:55,778
Dade County sent me
a picture of Nick Fisher,
953
01:00:55,778 --> 01:00:57,405
and you are not him.
954
01:00:57,405 --> 01:01:00,908
So who the fuck are you?
955
01:01:04,912 --> 01:01:07,832
I'm just a guy whose dinner's getting cold.
956
01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:09,876
May I leave now?
957
01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:12,420
- Come here.
- What?
958
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:15,590
Dead bodies in refrigerators?
Cops in men's rooms?
959
01:01:15,590 --> 01:01:18,009
You remind me of James Bond.
960
01:01:21,971 --> 01:01:24,515
That is the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.
961
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,726
And The Boss, he can be Kananga.
962
01:01:26,726 --> 01:01:27,977
Kananga?
963
01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:31,898
- No, The Boss is no Kananga.
- Then who's The Boss?
964
01:01:31,898 --> 01:01:34,108
Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
965
01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,486
Which one? Donald Pleasence?
966
01:01:36,486 --> 01:01:38,738
Telly Savalas? Max von Sydow?
967
01:01:39,322 --> 01:01:40,948
You know your Bond.
968
01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:42,658
But, alas,
I was referring to Anthony Dawson.
969
01:01:42,658 --> 01:01:43,785
Who?
970
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:47,497
Well, he played Blofeld
in From Russia with Love.
971
01:01:47,497 --> 01:01:50,666
Well, we never see Blofeld's face
in From Russia with Love.
972
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:55,630
That's when the villain is most effective,
when you don't know what he looks like.
973
01:02:13,231 --> 01:02:14,399
So...
974
01:02:17,652 --> 01:02:19,153
See you later.
975
01:02:46,639 --> 01:02:48,683
That was incredible.
976
01:02:52,854 --> 01:02:54,439
I just realized something.
977
01:02:54,439 --> 01:02:57,483
What's that?
- I just made love to you.
978
01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:59,193
You're just realizing that now?
979
01:02:59,193 --> 01:03:01,904
And I have no idea who,
specifically, you were referring to
980
01:03:02,071 --> 01:03:03,948
when you said James Bond.
981
01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:08,202
Because earlier when you were telling me
that I reminded you of James Bond,
982
01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:12,331
and I was saying that it was the nicest
thing anybody's ever said to me,
983
01:03:12,331 --> 01:03:13,666
I naturally assumed that you...
984
01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:17,295
I naturally assumed that you knew
who I was talking about.
985
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:27,054
Because if you aren't talking about the guy
that I think that you're talking about,
986
01:03:27,054 --> 01:03:29,056
well, then you have me mistaken
for somebody else,
987
01:03:29,056 --> 01:03:31,976
because in my mind,
there is only one Bond.
988
01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:35,146
Well, on that, we agree.
989
01:03:37,690 --> 01:03:39,317
Same time, on three.
990
01:03:39,317 --> 01:03:40,943
- One.
- Two.
991
01:03:40,943 --> 01:03:41,944
Three.
992
01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:43,112
- George Lazenby.
- Roger Moore.
993
01:03:43,112 --> 01:03:44,197
- George Lazenby?
- Roger Moore?
994
01:03:44,197 --> 01:03:45,531
- Are you kidding me?
- I was kidding.
995
01:03:45,531 --> 01:03:47,575
Yeah, I was kidding, too.
996
01:03:47,575 --> 01:03:49,118
The only James Bond
997
01:03:49,118 --> 01:03:51,621
- is Timothy Dalton.
- Pierce Brosnan.
998
01:03:54,499 --> 01:03:57,335
- Scotland Forever.
- I feel so much better.
999
01:03:57,835 --> 01:03:59,086
I do.
1000
01:04:29,951 --> 01:04:31,702
Where are you going?
1001
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:35,331
I'm just gonna get us some coffee.
1002
01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:37,416
Okay.
1003
01:04:41,045 --> 01:04:42,797
Hurry back to me.
1004
01:04:45,883 --> 01:04:48,803
When you're in love
1005
01:04:48,803 --> 01:04:51,681
You 're happy
1006
01:04:55,685 --> 01:04:59,146
When you're in her arms
1007
01:04:59,146 --> 01:05:01,774
You gaze
1008
01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:07,697
This doesn't last always
1009
01:05:07,697 --> 01:05:09,323
Hey. Police.
1010
01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:10,908
Come on, man.
1011
01:05:11,784 --> 01:05:14,078
I already talked to your buddy.
1012
01:05:23,254 --> 01:05:25,881
Morning. I'm Detective Dumbrowski.
1013
01:05:25,881 --> 01:05:28,175
Good morning, Detective Dumbrowski.
Am I being kidnapped?
1014
01:05:28,175 --> 01:05:31,887
No. We just wanna have a quick,
friendly word with you.
1015
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:34,682
Is this the standard operating procedure
you'd find in the policemen's manual
1016
01:05:34,682 --> 01:05:36,017
if you looked up "quick friendly word. "
1017
01:05:36,017 --> 01:05:38,853
There is no SOP for the kind of box
you've got yourself into, kid.
1018
01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:40,479
Oh.
1019
01:05:45,026 --> 01:05:48,154
- So, what'd you want to talk to me about?
- You.
1020
01:05:48,154 --> 01:05:50,573
- What about me?
- Who are you?
1021
01:05:50,573 --> 01:05:52,241
- Philosophically speaking?
- Name.
1022
01:05:52,241 --> 01:05:54,285
- Rank, serial number?
- You should really play ball, kid.
1023
01:05:54,285 --> 01:05:56,996
Really? You think I'm tall enough?
1024
01:06:07,214 --> 01:06:08,382
What is your name?
1025
01:06:08,382 --> 01:06:09,717
Oh, yeah. I remember.
1026
01:06:09,717 --> 01:06:11,260
Slevin Kelevra.
1027
01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:13,679
K-E-L-E-V-R-A.
1028
01:06:13,679 --> 01:06:14,930
Kelevra.
1029
01:06:15,556 --> 01:06:19,518
Look, kid, I don't know what's going on
or how you're into this,
1030
01:06:19,518 --> 01:06:22,730
but when I figure out
what there is to figure out,
1031
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,107
I'm not gonna be so nice to you.
1032
01:06:25,107 --> 01:06:28,069
What, this is nice? Don't do me any favors.
1033
01:06:28,653 --> 01:06:30,905
Last chance to come clean.
1034
01:06:37,787 --> 01:06:39,246
Take a walk.
1035
01:06:41,207 --> 01:06:43,542
I think this is the part
where you tell me not to walk too far.
1036
01:07:32,717 --> 01:07:35,594
When you're in love
1037
01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:39,098
You 're happy
1038
01:07:40,224 --> 01:07:44,729
Oh, and when you're in her arms
1039
01:07:44,729 --> 01:07:48,607
You gaze
1040
01:07:52,737 --> 01:07:56,741
This doesn't last always
1041
01:07:56,741 --> 01:07:58,659
I have to go to work.
1042
01:07:59,535 --> 01:08:00,661
Hey.
1043
01:08:02,413 --> 01:08:07,042
After your laughter
There will be tears
1044
01:08:28,606 --> 01:08:32,234
- Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
- Now's the time.
1045
01:08:32,234 --> 01:08:34,403
No, I got at least... Jesus.
1046
01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:38,699
The Boss says he wants you
to look nice for The Fairy.
1047
01:09:57,194 --> 01:09:58,737
You're early.
1048
01:10:01,574 --> 01:10:03,951
Why don't you come in
and fix yourself a drink?
1049
01:10:03,951 --> 01:10:06,036
I was just getting ready.
1050
01:10:17,631 --> 01:10:19,633
You'll have to excuse the...
1051
01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:22,803
I wasn't expecting you for another...
1052
01:10:24,305 --> 01:10:25,931
You look good.
1053
01:10:26,891 --> 01:10:28,684
You want some wine?
1054
01:10:30,019 --> 01:10:31,854
Something the matter?
1055
01:10:35,524 --> 01:10:37,818
Somebody's trying to kill you.
1056
01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:40,195
Who?
1057
01:10:43,866 --> 01:10:44,992
Me.
1058
01:11:38,921 --> 01:11:40,631
That was close.
1059
01:11:40,631 --> 01:11:41,799
Yeah.
1060
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:01,253
Close.
1061
01:14:24,545 --> 01:14:26,672
I hired you to do a job.
1062
01:14:28,215 --> 01:14:30,884
It wasn't supposed to look like a job.
1063
01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:37,516
So you take out the Israelis,
bomb the damn building,
1064
01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:43,063
and now the job that was not
supposed to look like a job
1065
01:14:43,063 --> 01:14:45,774
is beginning to look very much
1066
01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:47,484
like a job.
1067
01:14:56,285 --> 01:14:58,579
All right. Fuck it.
1068
01:15:00,998 --> 01:15:03,000
If The Rabbi wants a war,
1069
01:15:04,168 --> 01:15:06,003
I'll give him a war.
1070
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,053
Saul.
1071
01:15:18,807 --> 01:15:20,058
Saul?
1072
01:15:21,518 --> 01:15:23,812
Saul, the phone's been...
1073
01:15:25,939 --> 01:15:27,983
I thought you were Saul.
1074
01:15:30,819 --> 01:15:34,865
A lot of people have been thinking
I'm somebody else these days.
1075
01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:39,703
Your predicament reminds me of a story.
1076
01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:41,914
Hitchcock. North by Northwest.
1077
01:15:42,789 --> 01:15:45,125
The movie where
everybody thinks Cary Grant
1078
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,085
is a man named George Kaplan,
1079
01:15:47,085 --> 01:15:48,629
but the thing is, there is no George Kaplan.
1080
01:15:48,629 --> 01:15:52,216
It's just a made-up name,
but names, even made-up ones,
1081
01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:57,888
they can bring about quite a bit of trouble.
1082
01:15:58,972 --> 01:16:01,934
Now, the woman in the picture with Grant,
1083
01:16:03,018 --> 01:16:04,228
her name was...
1084
01:16:04,228 --> 01:16:07,147
- Eva Marie Saint.
- Oh, you know this movie.
1085
01:16:07,314 --> 01:16:08,482
I know this movie.
1086
01:16:08,649 --> 01:16:10,859
Took my father to see it in 1959.
1087
01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:15,030
His English wasn't very good,
but, boy, did he like Miss Saint.
1088
01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:17,824
After the movie, he turned to me
and he said, "She's a real Buick".
1089
01:16:17,824 --> 01:16:21,995
You see, he couldn't pronounce the word
"beauty," so he'd say "Buick".
1090
01:16:22,871 --> 01:16:24,915
Caused quite a bit of confusion.
1091
01:16:24,915 --> 01:16:27,334
Using the wrong name will do that.
1092
01:16:30,963 --> 01:16:32,631
Is that my money?
1093
01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:35,217
This is everything I owe you.
1094
01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:10,210
It's the Sabbath.
1095
01:17:10,210 --> 01:17:13,297
You see, we don't answer the phone
on the Sabbath.
1096
01:17:13,297 --> 01:17:14,506
I know.
1097
01:17:15,132 --> 01:17:17,301
Normally, Saul turns off the ringer.
1098
01:17:17,301 --> 01:17:18,427
Saul!
1099
01:17:18,427 --> 01:17:21,513
I tell you,
you can't find good help these days.
1100
01:17:24,891 --> 01:17:26,435
Saul's dead.
1101
01:17:30,188 --> 01:17:31,857
They're all dead.
1102
01:17:55,964 --> 01:17:58,508
Oh, I've been in this room before.
1103
01:18:00,469 --> 01:18:03,138
Looks the same as it did 20 years ago.
1104
01:18:03,805 --> 01:18:05,182
Somehow...
1105
01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:08,268
Somehow it seems different,
1106
01:18:08,268 --> 01:18:12,314
the way your car seems different
when someone else is driving it.
1107
01:18:13,273 --> 01:18:16,860
Then again, it's been 20 years
since I've been in a car.
1108
01:18:17,944 --> 01:18:20,947
Two decades spent behind
three inches of bulletproof glass
1109
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:25,952
due to a natural fear of high-powered rifles
and quiet rooftops in New Jersey.
1110
01:18:25,952 --> 01:18:27,537
Twenty years
1111
01:18:29,915 --> 01:18:33,668
locked away in my own paranoia,
a prisoner in my own home.
1112
01:18:35,796 --> 01:18:38,673
Only to be delivered to fate by a boy.
1113
01:18:42,386 --> 01:18:45,305
Well, Anthony,
looks as though you've won,
1114
01:18:45,305 --> 01:18:47,599
if such a term may be applied.
1115
01:18:49,309 --> 01:18:52,437
If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off.
1116
01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:58,318
Should we get on with it, then?
1117
01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:06,159
Then keep your hat on, Schlomo.
1118
01:19:11,123 --> 01:19:14,960
Looks like we were sold
a bill of goods by the same salesman.
1119
01:19:17,337 --> 01:19:19,131
Nice speech, though.
1120
01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:25,262
I wish I was standing for it.
1121
01:19:36,565 --> 01:19:39,276
You brought this upon our heads.
1122
01:19:41,111 --> 01:19:42,446
- Me?
- You.
1123
01:19:42,446 --> 01:19:45,699
You hired Goodkat to kill my son.
1124
01:19:47,576 --> 01:19:49,786
After you murdered my son.
1125
01:19:51,079 --> 01:19:53,498
- I had no hand in that.
- Oh, sure.
1126
01:19:53,999 --> 01:19:55,625
Just like in '84.
1127
01:19:56,460 --> 01:20:00,422
I suppose you had no hand in that, either.
Just a finger, maybe.
1128
01:20:02,549 --> 01:20:04,176
Time's up, Rabbi.
1129
01:20:06,386 --> 01:20:09,681
Lying to a dead man
is the same as lying to yourself.
1130
01:20:13,393 --> 01:20:15,520
You were getting too big.
1131
01:20:17,772 --> 01:20:19,065
See,
1132
01:20:20,692 --> 01:20:22,903
problem when two men
are standing in a room
1133
01:20:22,903 --> 01:20:25,906
is you can only look at one of them,
and they were looking at you,
1134
01:20:25,906 --> 01:20:29,409
their backs turned,
their shirt collars smiling at me.
1135
01:20:32,245 --> 01:20:34,456
Then they called you The Boss.
1136
01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:39,044
It was clear what had to be done.
1137
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:48,303
Try and appreciate how it feels, Schlomo,
1138
01:20:50,263 --> 01:20:55,227
to wake up in the middle of the night
with six bullets burning in your stomach,
1139
01:20:55,227 --> 01:20:58,188
lying in a pool of your own blood and shit.
1140
01:21:02,192 --> 01:21:04,236
The dead eyes of your...
1141
01:21:07,489 --> 01:21:10,158
Of your wife staring back at you.
1142
01:21:13,954 --> 01:21:15,956
The only thing keeping you
from passing out
1143
01:21:15,956 --> 01:21:19,876
is the sound of the footsteps of the man
going down the hall,
1144
01:21:20,627 --> 01:21:22,587
looking for your son.
1145
01:21:27,717 --> 01:21:30,095
I managed to save my son, Schlomo.
1146
01:21:31,513 --> 01:21:32,931
And now,
1147
01:21:34,766 --> 01:21:37,102
after all these years,
1148
01:21:38,937 --> 01:21:41,523
in spite of our agreement,
1149
01:21:41,523 --> 01:21:46,486
you fucking backstabbing Philistine,
1150
01:21:47,195 --> 01:21:49,990
you managed to take my son away from me.
1151
01:21:51,074 --> 01:21:52,242
Well,
1152
01:21:54,369 --> 01:21:57,038
now I've taken your son away from you.
1153
01:21:57,038 --> 01:22:00,125
I told you, I had nothing to do with...
1154
01:22:08,675 --> 01:22:10,385
You haven't heard.
1155
01:22:10,844 --> 01:22:12,345
You are lying.
1156
01:22:13,388 --> 01:22:16,766
Look at my face, Schlomo.
Look at my smile.
1157
01:22:19,019 --> 01:22:22,772
Your son is dead.
1158
01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:31,072
I'm gonna kill you.
1159
01:22:34,284 --> 01:22:35,619
Rabbi
1160
01:22:36,494 --> 01:22:38,872
Are you familiar with the Shmoo?
1161
01:22:50,884 --> 01:22:52,177
Fisher.
1162
01:22:54,471 --> 01:22:56,389
Fisher, listen to me.
1163
01:22:59,559 --> 01:23:01,353
I already told you,
1164
01:23:02,395 --> 01:23:04,272
I'm not Nick Fisher.
1165
01:23:09,611 --> 01:23:11,613
Then who is Nick Fisher?
1166
01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:20,747
I think you mean, "Who was Nick Fisher?"
1167
01:23:21,748 --> 01:23:24,376
Fisher was the answer to a question.
1168
01:23:24,793 --> 01:23:28,046
How do you get to two men
that can't be gotten to?
1169
01:23:34,719 --> 01:23:36,888
You get them to come to you.
1170
01:23:44,688 --> 01:23:47,065
But to do that, I needed a name.
1171
01:23:48,316 --> 01:23:50,485
And where do you find names?
1172
01:23:50,485 --> 01:23:51,778
In books.
1173
01:23:56,783 --> 01:23:58,493
And who has books?
1174
01:24:06,626 --> 01:24:08,878
Well, your bookies have books.
1175
01:24:10,255 --> 01:24:11,923
He's clean.
1176
01:24:11,923 --> 01:24:13,508
Crooked bookies...
1177
01:24:14,551 --> 01:24:15,927
So...
1178
01:24:15,927 --> 01:24:18,430
...who work with big-time crooks.
1179
01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:31,317
I was looking for a gambler,
1180
01:24:32,444 --> 01:24:34,612
one who was in both books,
1181
01:24:34,946 --> 01:24:37,490
with a lot of red in the minus column.
1182
01:24:37,490 --> 01:24:38,658
Got him.
1183
01:24:38,658 --> 01:24:41,202
And that's when I found Nick Fisher,
1184
01:24:41,202 --> 01:24:43,872
a lowlife that no one was gonna miss.
1185
01:24:45,206 --> 01:24:47,751
- 1729?
- Nick Fisher.
1186
01:24:49,002 --> 01:24:50,128
Okay.
1187
01:25:02,849 --> 01:25:04,642
There was a time.
1188
01:25:21,534 --> 01:25:24,704
All that was left to do
was make the phone ring.
1189
01:25:44,641 --> 01:25:47,060
All I had to do was pull the trigger
1190
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:51,606
and wait for you to call the man
who does the jobs that no one else wants.
1191
01:25:53,024 --> 01:25:55,235
I want an outsider brought in.
1192
01:25:56,444 --> 01:25:58,279
There's a specialist.
1193
01:26:00,949 --> 01:26:03,243
Calls himself Mr. Goodkat.
1194
01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:10,375
Fine.
1195
01:26:12,877 --> 01:26:15,672
Tell him he can expect me in the morning.
1196
01:26:19,759 --> 01:26:21,094
You ready?
1197
01:26:21,719 --> 01:26:23,012
Yeah.
1198
01:26:26,850 --> 01:26:29,227
There's just that one last thing.
1199
01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:39,362
Mr.Goodkat,
1200
01:26:40,196 --> 01:26:42,115
it's been a long time.
1201
01:26:46,452 --> 01:26:48,371
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting,
Mr. Goodkat,
1202
01:26:48,371 --> 01:26:50,832
so I'll get right down to business.
1203
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:56,337
Slim Hopkins, the man who ran my book,
was hit yesterday.
1204
01:26:57,797 --> 01:27:00,592
And I guess you've already heard about
1205
01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:02,343
my son.
1206
01:27:02,343 --> 01:27:03,845
Yes, I heard.
1207
01:27:05,179 --> 01:27:07,515
I need you to sort it out for me.
1208
01:27:07,515 --> 01:27:09,100
Who's the mark?
1209
01:27:09,642 --> 01:27:10,935
Yitzchok.
1210
01:27:14,022 --> 01:27:15,690
Yitzchok, The Rabbi's son?
1211
01:27:15,857 --> 01:27:17,942
Remember The Rabbi?
1212
01:27:17,942 --> 01:27:19,819
I remember The Rabbi well.
1213
01:27:19,819 --> 01:27:21,446
The thing is,
1214
01:27:22,196 --> 01:27:24,324
it can't look like a job.
1215
01:27:25,199 --> 01:27:28,369
If Yitzchok gets hit,
The Rabbi will go to war.
1216
01:27:30,038 --> 01:27:34,375
So I need you to make it look
like it ain't what it is.
1217
01:27:36,669 --> 01:27:38,504
Can that be done?
1218
01:27:38,504 --> 01:27:40,298
Anything can be done.
1219
01:27:42,759 --> 01:27:43,968
Good.
1220
01:27:44,552 --> 01:27:46,804
- How?
- Kansas City Shuffle.
1221
01:27:49,390 --> 01:27:51,726
I'm not familiar with the term.
1222
01:27:54,020 --> 01:27:56,648
I'll need to see Slim's books.
1223
01:27:56,648 --> 01:28:01,527
Slim's books were taken when he was hit,
but I do keep copies.
1224
01:28:06,574 --> 01:28:08,618
What are you looking for?
1225
01:28:12,205 --> 01:28:14,958
This is our guy. Nick, 1729.
1226
01:28:17,543 --> 01:28:18,920
Nick Fisher.
1227
01:28:19,504 --> 01:28:20,755
Why him?
1228
01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:22,882
A loser.
1229
01:28:23,967 --> 01:28:26,135
Pick him up. Bring him here.
1230
01:28:34,394 --> 01:28:36,396
Still not talking to
each other, huh?
1231
01:28:36,396 --> 01:28:38,356
Can't say that I blame you.
1232
01:28:38,523 --> 01:28:40,692
- Why are you here?
- Big job.
1233
01:28:40,692 --> 01:28:43,903
I was under the impression
you no longer work New York.
1234
01:28:43,903 --> 01:28:46,614
Like I said, very big job.
1235
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:48,908
And you thought,
as long as you're in town,
1236
01:28:49,075 --> 01:28:51,619
you'd drop by, see your old pal Schlomo.
1237
01:28:51,619 --> 01:28:54,205
Say, "Hello! How about them Yanks?"
1238
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,252
No, but something like that.
1239
01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:06,259
Only problem is
you and I aren't old friends.
1240
01:29:06,259 --> 01:29:07,593
And I hate baseball.
1241
01:29:07,593 --> 01:29:09,429
And since we're not friends
and you hate baseball,
1242
01:29:09,429 --> 01:29:11,014
why the fuck are you here?
1243
01:29:11,014 --> 01:29:14,017
It's because we're not friends that I'm here.
1244
01:29:14,684 --> 01:29:18,604
Because if we had been friends,
I wouldn't have been hired to kill your son.
1245
01:29:18,604 --> 01:29:20,565
'Cause that is right at the top
of my list of things
1246
01:29:20,732 --> 01:29:23,901
that friends do not do to their friends.
1247
01:29:23,901 --> 01:29:27,155
The good news for you
is my friendship is for sale.
1248
01:29:27,697 --> 01:29:31,034
You see, it seems to me
that your son means more to you alive
1249
01:29:31,034 --> 01:29:32,785
than he does to The Boss dead,
1250
01:29:32,785 --> 01:29:35,663
and more money means
more to me than less money.
1251
01:29:35,663 --> 01:29:40,168
And you are the guy that sleeps with all
that green under your mattress.
1252
01:29:40,168 --> 01:29:41,753
I'm listening.
1253
01:29:42,462 --> 01:29:44,047
You will pay me double to kill The Boss
1254
01:29:44,047 --> 01:29:46,924
what The Boss was paying me
to kill Yitzchok.
1255
01:29:48,926 --> 01:29:50,178
And that...
1256
01:29:51,304 --> 01:29:53,306
That will make us friends.
1257
01:29:54,182 --> 01:29:55,641
Right, Rabbi?
1258
01:29:57,351 --> 01:29:58,311
Hmm?
1259
01:30:02,774 --> 01:30:07,737
And since friends do favors
for their friends, you'll do a favor for me.
1260
01:30:07,737 --> 01:30:10,740
Pray tell. What is this favor?
1261
01:30:10,740 --> 01:30:14,494
Concerns a matter of debt collection,
one debt in particular.
1262
01:30:14,494 --> 01:30:16,871
- Whose?
- A flop from Benny's book.
1263
01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:20,792
- Goes by the name of Nick Fisher.
- Who is he?
1264
01:30:21,167 --> 01:30:24,295
- Just a loser.
- You just made a lot of money.
1265
01:30:28,299 --> 01:30:31,385
And then I was free to
come and go as I pleased.
1266
01:30:45,775 --> 01:30:46,734
Hmm?
1267
01:30:46,943 --> 01:30:49,779
Whatever they're paying you.
1268
01:30:59,122 --> 01:31:00,957
There is no "they. "
1269
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,168
I did this to you.
1270
01:31:07,547 --> 01:31:09,173
- Me.
- You?
1271
01:31:09,173 --> 01:31:10,299
Me.
1272
01:31:17,348 --> 01:31:18,891
Who are you?
1273
01:31:22,228 --> 01:31:24,063
Who is he?
1274
01:31:24,063 --> 01:31:28,442
Considering he no longer has fingerprints,
I'd say that it's unlikely we'll ever know.
1275
01:31:28,442 --> 01:31:30,444
What about dental records?
1276
01:31:30,444 --> 01:31:32,738
Sure. As soon as you find
the bottom half of the jaw.
1277
01:31:32,738 --> 01:31:36,200
Then all we need to do is
find out who the dentist was.
1278
01:31:37,076 --> 01:31:38,870
What a fucking mess.
1279
01:31:40,121 --> 01:31:42,540
Hey, Brikowski, it's Marty.
You there?
1280
01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:46,669
We found two more bodies to go along
with the two you already got.
1281
01:31:47,253 --> 01:31:49,172
All right, I'll be right over.
1282
01:31:49,172 --> 01:31:50,548
Did you ever get a hold of The Rabbi,
1283
01:31:50,548 --> 01:31:53,426
so he could get down here
and identify what's left of his kid?
1284
01:31:53,426 --> 01:31:55,761
Negative. We've been calling
for the last hour.
1285
01:31:55,761 --> 01:31:56,971
No answer.
1286
01:31:56,971 --> 01:31:58,556
Send somebody over.
1287
01:31:58,556 --> 01:31:59,682
COPY-
1288
01:32:01,559 --> 01:32:04,812
You all right? You look a little shook up.
1289
01:32:04,812 --> 01:32:06,272
No, I'm fine.
1290
01:32:06,939 --> 01:32:08,357
All right.
1291
01:32:32,089 --> 01:32:33,466
Yeah.
1292
01:32:33,466 --> 01:32:35,426
Hey, Brikowski, it's Murphy.
1293
01:32:35,426 --> 01:32:36,928
Hey, Murph. What's up?
1294
01:32:36,928 --> 01:32:40,306
Harry Kello came by today.
You remember Harry?
1295
01:32:40,306 --> 01:32:42,558
Retired a few years ago, his wife just died,
1296
01:32:42,558 --> 01:32:44,810
so he likes to come in
a couple times a week, talk shop,
1297
01:32:44,810 --> 01:32:46,437
tell bedtime stories to the rooks.
1298
01:32:46,437 --> 01:32:49,023
Starts every sentence with
"the way things used to be. "
1299
01:32:49,190 --> 01:32:50,233
Guy living in the past.
1300
01:32:50,233 --> 01:32:51,525
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about him?
1301
01:32:51,525 --> 01:32:55,154
Anyway, we're making small talk,
guy says he can't complain,
1302
01:32:55,154 --> 01:32:57,365
then all he does is fucking complain.
1303
01:32:57,365 --> 01:33:00,159
His dead wife, the leg he got shot in,
his crappy pension,
1304
01:33:00,159 --> 01:33:03,788
but then he stops when he sees
the picture Marty snapped of your kid.
1305
01:33:03,788 --> 01:33:05,164
Just stares at it.
1306
01:33:05,164 --> 01:33:07,792
I say, "What is it? You know the kid?"
1307
01:33:07,792 --> 01:33:10,503
Thing is, he ain't looking at the picture,
he's looking at the name,
1308
01:33:10,503 --> 01:33:12,213
'cause I got it written down at the bottom.
1309
01:33:12,213 --> 01:33:14,298
He knows that name, "Slevin".
1310
01:33:34,527 --> 01:33:36,445
I have that same phone.
1311
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:51,043
About an hour later,
the phone rings.
1312
01:33:51,043 --> 01:33:53,087
It's Harry. He's talking
like a goddamn machine gun,
1313
01:33:53,087 --> 01:33:56,090
going on and on
about a horserace back in '79.
1314
01:33:59,218 --> 01:34:00,678
Aqueduct.
1315
01:34:01,554 --> 01:34:04,265
Seven horse, 10th race. Ring a bell?
1316
01:34:11,647 --> 01:34:14,859
It was a drugstore handicap,
big wind-up,
1317
01:34:14,859 --> 01:34:18,154
around the time The Boss and The Rabbi
set up shop in New York,
1318
01:34:18,154 --> 01:34:21,282
before people started waking up
with knives in their backs.
1319
01:34:21,282 --> 01:34:25,411
Anyway, he goes on about this local legend
about this kid.
1320
01:34:26,120 --> 01:34:27,747
His name was Max.
1321
01:34:28,539 --> 01:34:30,374
Come on, come on.
1322
01:34:30,374 --> 01:34:33,878
Max placed a bet
with a bookie named Roth.
1323
01:34:34,879 --> 01:34:38,049
Roth laid the bet off on you
1324
01:34:48,434 --> 01:34:49,810
and you.
1325
01:34:56,359 --> 01:34:59,153
But when The Rabbi and The Boss
find out the fix is in,
1326
01:34:59,153 --> 01:35:01,864
well, they are the opposite of happy.
1327
01:35:01,864 --> 01:35:05,159
Word comes down
an example is to be made.
1328
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:07,912
These guys kill everyone.
1329
01:35:08,079 --> 01:35:10,373
And I mean everyone.
1330
01:35:10,373 --> 01:35:13,918
Max, his wife, his kid, Roth,
1331
01:35:13,918 --> 01:35:15,961
even the goddamn horse died.
1332
01:35:15,961 --> 01:35:20,174
These guys went to town with a tomahawk.
It was a fucking massacre.
1333
01:35:20,925 --> 01:35:22,968
They had to bring in a specialist
to do the kid,
1334
01:35:22,968 --> 01:35:25,429
'cause nobody would take the job.
1335
01:35:43,572 --> 01:35:45,241
What've you done with my son?
1336
01:36:01,841 --> 01:36:02,883
You?
1337
01:36:04,135 --> 01:36:05,177
No.
1338
01:36:05,886 --> 01:36:07,346
You're dead.
1339
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:10,975
You're dead!
1340
01:36:18,065 --> 01:36:19,483
So, Harry's going on
1341
01:36:19,483 --> 01:36:22,445
about how they had to bring in
a specialist to kill the kid,
1342
01:36:22,445 --> 01:36:23,904
but I ain't seeing the connection, so I says,
1343
01:36:23,904 --> 01:36:26,740
"Harry, what does any of this
have to do with the case?"
1344
01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:28,826
He says, "The horse's name".
1345
01:36:28,826 --> 01:36:31,120
I say, "What about the horse's name?"
1346
01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:35,541
He says, "The horse's name
was Lucky Number Slevin
1347
01:36:35,541 --> 01:36:38,002
- What is your name?
- Slevin Kelevra.
1348
01:36:47,386 --> 01:36:49,346
You remember this part?
1349
01:36:59,398 --> 01:37:00,566
Please!
1350
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:02,943
I have a family!
1351
01:37:02,943 --> 01:37:04,695
Not any more you don't.
1352
01:37:04,695 --> 01:37:05,905
Henry!
1353
01:37:08,782 --> 01:37:12,244
You fucking bastards!
1354
01:37:35,267 --> 01:37:38,312
The two of you killed
everything I ever loved.
1355
01:37:43,150 --> 01:37:44,777
Fuck you both.
1356
01:38:09,385 --> 01:38:14,807
Now, there is no such person
as Slevin Kelevra, as far as I can tell,
1357
01:38:14,807 --> 01:38:17,142
which means the kid
was using a pseudonym,
1358
01:38:17,142 --> 01:38:20,145
which is kind of interesting,
him picking the name of a dead racehorse
1359
01:38:20,145 --> 01:38:22,439
and keeping company
with The Boss and The Rabbi,
1360
01:38:22,606 --> 01:38:25,693
seeing as how they had some
involvement with that very same horse.
1361
01:38:25,693 --> 01:38:28,362
I thought to myself, you know,
maybe it means something.
1362
01:38:28,362 --> 01:38:33,409
Then again, maybe it's just a coincidence.
Name gotta come from some place, right?
1363
01:38:33,409 --> 01:38:37,454
I guess none of this really matters now
that the kid's gone cold.
1364
01:38:42,668 --> 01:38:46,171
One more thing.
We got a new guy in the precinct.
1365
01:38:46,171 --> 01:38:49,133
Jewish fellow, funny little guy, talks a lot.
1366
01:38:50,009 --> 01:38:54,805
Anyway, in case you're interested,
he says the name Kelevra is Hebrew.
1367
01:38:56,056 --> 01:38:57,641
Says it means...
1368
01:38:57,641 --> 01:38:58,934
"Bad dog. "
1369
01:39:07,401 --> 01:39:09,236
Twenty years ago, he used to be my bookie.
1370
01:39:09,236 --> 01:39:11,905
I used to sign my paychecks over to him.
1371
01:39:27,338 --> 01:39:29,214
Brikowski, you there?
1372
01:41:23,871 --> 01:41:25,622
Your girl made me.
1373
01:41:27,541 --> 01:41:29,501
She took my picture.
1374
01:41:30,961 --> 01:41:33,172
She's gotta go in the ground.
1375
01:41:35,174 --> 01:41:36,341
Okay.
1376
01:41:57,654 --> 01:42:00,199
I have something
I have to tell you.
1377
01:42:02,493 --> 01:42:05,162
He told me that we needed to kill you.
1378
01:42:09,458 --> 01:42:11,752
You're gonna have to trust me.
1379
01:42:23,263 --> 01:42:25,140
Shit.
1380
01:42:27,768 --> 01:42:29,895
He's gonna shoot you here.
1381
01:43:27,953 --> 01:43:30,330
I didn't think you'd understand.
1382
01:43:47,180 --> 01:43:48,932
I'd have understood.
1383
01:43:53,645 --> 01:43:55,731
How'd you find out about us?
1384
01:43:55,731 --> 01:43:58,650
I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead.
1385
01:43:58,650 --> 01:44:00,903
How do you think I found out?
1386
01:44:03,864 --> 01:44:06,241
I thought you might want this.
1387
01:44:45,697 --> 01:44:47,407
I wanna go home.
1388
01:44:47,407 --> 01:44:50,786
Neither of us is going home
for a long time, kid.
1389
01:44:54,039 --> 01:44:55,832
My name is Goodkat.
1390
01:44:56,917 --> 01:44:58,877
You can call me Mr. Goodkat.
1391
01:44:58,877 --> 01:45:02,339
And it's 20 minutes past 4:00,
here at WLNS,
1392
01:45:02,339 --> 01:45:06,385
and here's my new favorite song by JR,
The Kansas City Shuffle.
1393
01:45:06,677 --> 01:45:08,971
It's a blindfold kick back
type of game
1394
01:45:08,971 --> 01:45:11,264
called the Kansas City Shuffle
1395
01:45:11,264 --> 01:45:15,811
Where some look left, they fall right
into the Kansas City Shuffle
1396
01:45:15,811 --> 01:45:20,190
It's a they think, you think, you don't know
type of Kansas City Hustle
1397
01:45:20,357 --> 01:45:25,696
Where you take your time, wait your turn,
and hang them up and out to dry
1398
01:45:43,171 --> 01:45:47,509
It's a shake down, switch,
arrive in town type of Kansas City Shuffle
1399
01:45:47,509 --> 01:45:51,555
Gotta make both sides and let it ride
on the Kansas City Shuffle
1400
01:45:52,097 --> 01:45:54,349
Now the table's turned,
the lesson's learned
1401
01:45:54,349 --> 01:45:56,810
You gotta earn yourself some trouble
1402
01:45:56,810 --> 01:46:01,857
Revenge like this never sweet
You got yourself a long ride home